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"Brother Dragon Head, Brother Dragon Head
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, you've worked hard. Brother
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Dragon Head,
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come and take a look.
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This is the jade watermelon that Empress Dowager Cixi was buried with
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.
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Wasn't this jade watermelon dug up by someone?
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Recently, a foreigner
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offered one million silver dollars to buy this jade watermelon.
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One million silver dollars!
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The night before this transaction, the jade watermelon was stolen.
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Who did it?
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Look, it's him!
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Brother, who is he?
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Iron Bridge Monkey, the tenth disciple of the Emei Sect,
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Thousand-Mile Horse! You've heard so much, do you know such a person? He was
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very famous in the martial arts world a few years ago.
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Isn't he seventy or eighty years old now?
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Brother Dragon Head, Secretary Li from the military is here.
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Please invite him to sit in the flower hall.
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You're investigating within the Emei Sect
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who retrieved the jade watermelon.
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Commander Zhang's reward is one hundred thousand silver dollars. One
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hundred thousand silver dollars
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! Secretary Li,
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what business do you need me to attend to? You've come to Feipu Manor
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on Commander Zhang's orders to deliver a message to Brother Dragon Head.
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Yuan Biao, the twelfth disciple
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of the Emei Sect in Tianhe Town.
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This braised duck was given to you by Zhu Laosan as a snack.
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What are you doing there?
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The Zhu family wants to hire a bodyguard.
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Madam Zhu said it would be best to hire your eldest disciple." Brother Long San,
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Long San,
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Zhu Lao San, is a nouveau riche
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. Stop!
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What's it to you how
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rich people get rich? If they respect the Twelve Transmissions of Emei,
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that's your face
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. Thirteen, thirteen,
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thirteen!
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What's going on?
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No wonder your mother is called a crazy woman.
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She gave birth to a daughter who's also crazy.
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Don't mention my mother, okay?
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It's no use mentioning her.
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She abandoned you in our house for eight years.
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Now we don't know where you've gone crazy.
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Okay, okay, stop crying.
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Do you know your master likes to eat braised duck?
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Do you know your master only eats two duck legs?
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Hurry up and cut off the duck legs and put them on the rice to steam. It'll
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be good for your master to have with his wine.
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I know,
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hurry up!
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What does it smell like?
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It must be that thirteen girl again. This girl is up to something. It smells
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so good!
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Steamed duck legs and rice smell so good. Even
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the old cat is drooling from the smell. Roasted pork and
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stewed chicken can't be fake. Hey,
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there's a way for dogs to climb the earthen trough. Hey,
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today I'm making two good dishes for Master
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He. Master He will definitely say I'm being thirteen. Good boy,
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Mayor Li, we haven't seen each other for several years.
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Yes, that's why
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the first thing I did when I arrived in Tianhe Town was to visit you, Master He.
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Long San, I almost didn't recognize you.
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Please sit down.
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When the mayor left Tianhe Town, I was only sixteen.
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Ah, time flies!
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So it's Mayor Li!
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It's been six years since I last saw you.
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Hello, Master's Wife!
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Don't call me Master's Wife, it's too formal. Back
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then, if it weren't for you being the mayor here,
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our Emei 12th generation martial arts school
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wouldn't have been able to open.
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Mayor Li, you haven't eaten yet, have you?
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Call me at 13:00 and bring some wine and dishes.
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Okay,
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Master's Wife, I'm coming
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. Oh , I just steamed two duck legs for you to have with your wine. At
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13:00, a distinguished guest has arrived
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at the school.
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Who is it? Mayor Li?
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Where's the wine?
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Over there? Mayor Li, I don't know him.
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Six years ago, he introduced me to this school
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to become his apprentice. Come on, I'll help you bring
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the dishes
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. Where are they? Over there
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? I'll be right there.
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Anyway, there's no deduction in wages.
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Mayor Li, you don't know
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that our Long San
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is going to work as a bodyguard for the Zhu family soon?
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Long San, congratulations on finding a good job!
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I don't want to do this job.
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Zhu Laosan is a nouveau riche
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. You have the same temper as your master.
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Mrs. Zhu thinks highly of you ,
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that's why she hired you as the Zhu family's bodyguard.
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Zhu Laosan is from a wealthy family in Tianhe Town.
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It's only because of your master's influence that you're his bodyguard,
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right? What does
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"
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bodyguard" even mean?
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Zhu Laosan, with his attitude,
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needs someone to protect him?
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Thirteen o'clock, don't talk nonsense!
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Where are the duck legs?
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It's so embarrassing
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here !
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Thirteen o'clock, this is a duck's butt! Where are the duck legs?
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I... I clearly put a pair of duck legs on top of the rice to steam.
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How could they turn into duck butts?
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You, you greedy cat!
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You must have stolen and eaten the duck legs, didn't
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you, you brat
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? I'll beat you to death!
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Okay, okay, stop hitting me!
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Thirteen o'clock, take the rice cooker away!
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You brat, you're acting crazy, just like your mother!
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You... you... you're wronged! You
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even insulted my mother!
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Junior sister, don't cry! What else
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do you want to do
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? Let's go!
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Don't mention her mother anymore, she'll be sad.
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Isn't that the crazy woman who caused a ruckus in Tianhe Town before I stepped down
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and gouged out the eyes of the Dragon Head Brother
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? That crazy woman ran away
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, leaving behind a teenage daughter.
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Yuan Biao, being kind-hearted, adopted her.
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Everyone here calls her "Thirteen Points" (a derogatory term for a woman who is eccentric
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and doesn't act like a man). Okay, okay,
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that's enough . Mayor, let's drink.
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I clearly threw the duck's butt over the wall,
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how did it end up back in the cooking pot?
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Forget it,
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how can we let this go?
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My master didn't pursue
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it , she even cursed my mother.
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I don't care, I must find out the truth. Yes,
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that's how I threw it. Yes,
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that 's how I threw it.
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Senior brother, that's how I threw it. Come with me! It
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smells so good! The thighs smell so good,
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it must be him.
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You mean that old rascal who's always on watch?
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No way
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, let's go see.
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Let's wake him
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up. Don't disturb him, this old man has to be on watch at night
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.
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Let's go, don't go, don't go!
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I've found a clue to the stolen duck leg!
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Look, both bones are
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there! Oh no,
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it was him who stole
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it! Caught red-handed! Now you can't deny it!
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Greedy cat
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, wake up
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! Are you really asleep? Are you pretending to sleep?
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This greedy cat has become a lazy cat!
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I'll pour you a bottle of old wine!
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Old man, wake up!
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This greedy cat made me get beaten and scolded,
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I'll treat him to some old wine
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! It stinks!
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He's so drunk he's delirious,
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how would he know if it smells good or bad?
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Senior brother
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, wake him up!
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Senior, why
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are you being so polite? Just
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pull the two chairs apart, right? Come on
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, hurry up, let's pull the chairs apart
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! You have to wake him up and apologize!
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Why can't
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you pull them apart? Senior brother, what's wrong with you
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? Strange, I can't pull them apart either.
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Strange,
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I see, these two chairs must be connected.
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Let me see!
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Senior brother, pull! Pull!
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You old drunkard, I'll make you pay! You're
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almost done! If you don't pull them apart,
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I'll chop off the chair legs with a knife!
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It's not even dark yet, and you've already seen a ghost!
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I don't believe in ghosts! Pull them apart! Pull them apart
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again
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!
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Senior brother,
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thank you!
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There's a ghost! What are
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you two doing ? Master's
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wife
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, let's
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throw that duck butt into the urinal in the backyard so it'll smell bad!
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Thirteen o'clock
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, Long San! It's almost dark,
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why aren't you at the Zhu family's office yet?
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I'm going right now! I'm going right now!
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Thirteen o'clock, hurry up and go to Liquan Winery
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to buy your master a bottle of Acanthopanax senticosus
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! Acanthopanax senticosus!
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What's wrong?
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"Waiter, bring me
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a large pot! A
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large pot,
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quick, quick, quick! Yes, yes,
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boss!
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That table of customers just now already drank eight bottles!
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What's there to be afraid of?
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Who dares to drink for free in the Iron Meteor shop?
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Yes, yes, it's
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true!
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Don't you recognize me,
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Fourth Brother Ghost Shadow Kick? Long time no see,
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brother! How are you? Ghost Shadow
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Kick, you're still the same!
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Big Brother and Third Brother are coming tomorrow morning.
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What's the matter?
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How would I, Ghost Shadow Kick, know?
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Ghost Shadow
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Kick, you bastard, you 're drunk again! It
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's still early,
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boss, can I borrow a large bottle of Wujiapi on credit?
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Old Drunk Cat, how much do you earn a month? Which
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three 'diamonds'
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do you know how much a large bottle of Wujiapi costs?
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I know, a 'diamond' do you know how much a small thing costs
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? It
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's funny! Okay,
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it's past four o'clock! It's past four o'clock!
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Here you go,
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you still want it?"
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Why didn't you finish knocking at dawn? I
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could have finished work and gone to sleep.
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I'll knock on you, you old bones
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! Forget it
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, forget
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it! Now get out of here! You old bones, get out!
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You
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greedy cat
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, what are you doing? I... I didn't do anything
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, but you clamped my wine bottle
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between your legs. I 'm a notorious 13-point
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idiot , and you dare to play 14-point idiot in front of me?
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I'm so old, how dare I play with you?
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You really clamped my wine bottle between your legs
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, right behind you!
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It hurts so much!
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You shameless old
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gluttonous cat, you're going to die! You
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can play with her too, but
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don't cause trouble. This girl is a female disciple of the Twelfth Disciple of Emei.
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The Twelfth Disciple of Emei,
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what's wrong? The Twelfth Disciple of Emei has offended you?
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No, no, girl
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, you're here to fetch wine for your master again, right?
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We have a distinguished guest here
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tonight. How much is a large bottle of Acanthopanax senticosus
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?
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Not expensive, not expensive, just one string of cash.
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What is this?
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Girl, don't be angry,
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it's my sworn brother, Ghost Shadow Kick .
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You two brothers are quite a match,
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one with
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a rotten head and the other with stinky feet!
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You little bitch
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, still in that old temper
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!
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Here I come again
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! You asked for this, you brat!
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Bring me a bottle of top-quality Acanthopanax senticosus
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! Okay, okay,
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what's that taste? It smells awful!
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This is top-quality Acanthopanax senticosus!
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Oh, by the way
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, have any martial arts practitioners come to Tianhe Town recently?
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Never heard of them.
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Master, mistress, this is the best Acanthopanax senticosus from Liquan Winery.
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Thirteen o'clock,
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mayor, please refill my cup!
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Mistress, you have a good capacity for alcohol, please refill my cup!
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We're just killing time, playing cards,
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and having some wine in our spare time,
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that's how we stay young!
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Come, come, please!
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Excuse me, excuse me.
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Where?
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What's wrong? It's
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13 o'clock. What kind of wine is this?
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Wujiapi?
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Wujiapi? Why does it smell so bad
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? I just think it's sour, not bad at all.
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It's practically like urine! Urine
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, urine, urine!
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Iron Meteor Brother is here!
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Brother
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, Brother,
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hurry!
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Brother,
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Brother, Brother
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! I couldn't get an appointment with Yanyaozi.
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I left messages at all the brothels and restaurants he frequents,
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asking him to meet me today.
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This guy must have been drugged by a bitch.
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I'm here!
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Yanyaozi is here!
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Brother, what's the rush? If you have something to
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say, come to my shop and we can talk slowly.
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Right? Let 's go.
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Okay,
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let's go.
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Waiter, bring a pot of wine.
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Take Brother's horse to the backyard and feed it properly.
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Brother, please
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come in, please come in. Please,
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sir
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, please,
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sir. Waiter, please make
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some tea. Yes
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,
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brother... What urgent matter could you possibly
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have brought to this small town
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? Have you heard of the jade watermelon that Empress Dowager Cixi had?
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Wasn't it dug up? Yes,
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it was stolen from her coffin.
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Now, a foreigner is willing to pay a million silver dollars
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for this jade watermelon
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—a million, a million
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! Unfortunately, the deal was ruined .
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The day before the transaction,
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the jade watermelon
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was stolen from the heavily guarded Marshal's Mansion.
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That guy is incredibly skilled!
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He's Iron Bridge Monkey !
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Iron Bridge Monkey is him! Iron Bridge
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Monkey is the tenth generation master of the Emei Sect
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. The tenth generation of Emei
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is the twelfth generation, right?
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I heard that Iron Bridge Monkey brought this jade watermelon to Tianhe Town
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, to our little town. Could it be that
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Tianhe Town is the largest... ? Even
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Zhu Laosan, the only wealthy man in the village,
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has only a few thousand taels of silver
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. Brother, I've already investigated.
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Iron Bridge Monkey says this national treasure must not be allowed to leave the village.
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It seems he intends to hide the jade watermelon.
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Brother, so you mean
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I want this million?
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But we have no news of Iron Bridge Monkey.
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Iron Meteor, have any outsiders been visiting Tianhe Town recently
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? No.
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Then be careful of the 12th generation Emei martial arts master
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. Speak of the devil, and he appears!
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This young lady is a female disciple of the 12th generation Emei.
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Please come in, please come in.
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Boss
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, boss, we have a guest! Master
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Long San, what can I do for you?
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Senior Brother Long San, he's Ghost Shadow Kick.
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What do you two want from me?
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What kind of wine do you sell in your shop? It's sour and smelly,
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and what about that...?
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"You dare to flirt with me in public,
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you idiot! Even if you don't come looking for me now, I'll settle the score with you.
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Stop it, little brother! Let's talk this
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out . Why ruin other people's business?
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Our business is none of your concern.
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Miss,
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who was that important guest
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your establishment invited yesterday?
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A high-ranking official from the city? Well
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then, I'll go pay him a visit.
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No way!
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Dragon Snake Flying Eagle Fist,
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come with me!
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Come on
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, come
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on! Legend has it that your Emei Sect's senior, Iron Bridge Monkey,
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has lived in Tianhe Town for over a year. Is that right?
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I've never heard of him.
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Iron Bridge Monkey is our twelfth generation senior of the Emei Sect.
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If he comes,
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he'll definitely meet with our Emei Sect's juniors.
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That legend is probably unreliable.
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" Those unruly disciples are causing trouble again.
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All young people are like this.
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Long San, what's the matter?
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Let's see if you dare!
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Master must be from the Kongtong Sect
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! The Kongtong Sect!
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He uses the Dragon-Snake Flying Eagle Fist! Dragon
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-Snake Flying Eagle Fist!
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Thirteen points! We're looking for your high-ranking official! Senior
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brothers, don't let them barge in!
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Wait a minute!
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The Kongtong Sect is our Emei's mortal enemy!
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Don't underestimate them!
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The twelve disciples of Emei are nothing special!
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Third brother, why are you wasting time with them? Open the way!
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Alright!
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Miao Mountain Five Poisons Green Smoke!
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So it's Miao Mountain Five Poisons Green Smoke!
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Emei Sect's hard skills are quite powerful!
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Excuse me
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! Don't ask! I'm here to find him
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! Find me! I, Li, have never met you before.
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I don't know where I've offended you.
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Are you from the capital?
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Yes, I came to the capital to buy some gifts and passed through this place
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to pay a special visit to Master He, whom I haven't seen for many years.
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I also brought a valuable gift for Master He,
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is it the jade watermelon
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? Jade watermelon?
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00:38:30,300 --> 00:38:31,800
What jade watermelon?
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00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:38,300
Your Emei Sect has done something earth-shattering. You
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stole the jade watermelon that was buried with Empress Dowager Cixi
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from the military governor's mansion in the capital,
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claiming that national treasures would never leave the country.
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00:38:52,300 --> 00:38:57,300
Master, we did the right thing.
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You make a good point
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, but our friends in the martial arts world
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cannot let go of this jade watermelon worth one million silver dollars.
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One million silver dollars,
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surnamed Li,
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I think you'd better hand over the jade watermelon obediently.
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Gentlemen, you've probably mistaken me for someone else.
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Enough nonsense,
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Mayor
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Li, with me here, don't be afraid.
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Come on, come on!
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Good heavens,
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come on! Hey, come on, come on!
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00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,300
You two, grab that guy surnamed Li!
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Hurry up and leave
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! The Twelve Disciples of Emei are going to perish today at my hands, Golden-Eyed Bear!
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This is a disgrace to the Twelve Disciples of Emei!
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Master
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,
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let's go! Smoky Hawk, why aren't you leaving?
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Master,
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hurry
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up ! I
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really don't know anything about this Jade Watermelon! I did n't! Hurry
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up! You
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two old men, you've probably grabbed the wrong person!
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Where is the Jade Watermelon
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? I don't know!
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Tell me quickly, or I'll take your life!
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I really don't know!
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Please spare me! Hurry up!
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00:43:58,300 --> 00:43:58,800
I really don't know!
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00:43:59,300 --> 00:44:01,300
You two old men, you must have grabbed the wrong person!
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Stop talking nonsense! Hurry up and leave!
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You've grabbed the wrong person! Let me go,
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brother! This old guy doesn't know any martial arts!
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How could he have taken away
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the Jade Watermelon worth a million ?! Is it really possible that someone
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would travel
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over 300 li (approximately 150 kilometers) from the capital to Tianhe Town just to see the Twelve Legends of Emei
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? Is it really that simple?
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That makes sense.
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Come
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on, old man, spare
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me. I don't know anything about this jade watermelon.
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You
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old geezer, you're about to die and you still won't tell the truth
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?
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Fine
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, I'll push you down this thousand-layer waterfall and drown you.
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Yes,
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I'll
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push you down,
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old man, spare me! Spare me! Take him to Feipu Villa, and we'll talk.
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You've gotten off easy, old man.
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Come on, Brother Dragon Head,
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this guy was the mayor of Tianhe Town six years ago. He came from the capital at this exact moment,
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and immediately went to the Twelve Legends of Emei to find He Yuanbiao.
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I see you four are quite shrewd.
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Have you found the whereabouts of the jade watermelon yet?
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Brother Dragon Head... That guy's pretending! Someone, lock
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this
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guy surnamed Li up!
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No torture needed! This guy won't tell the truth! Senior
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brother, crying won't help!
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It's all my fault! I caused Master's injury
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and dragged over a dozen fellow disciples into this mess!
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Which of you is the good-for-nothing,
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crying and sobbing in broad daylight
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? That's him!
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What do you want from me?
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00:47:23,300 --> 00:47:23,800
Who is he?
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He's your savior!
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Hurry up and leave! Hurry up and leave!
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Senior
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, you should call me senior too! Do you
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still dare to drink my wine after 13 o'clock? No,
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I won't!
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What do you want from me
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? Become
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my master!
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Become my master ! My God!
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From now on, the Old Urchin will teach Long San Iron Bridge Kung Fu
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during the day and Emei Kick Scissor Leg Technique at 13 o'clock at night!
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Long San, are you alright? Are you alright
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?
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Good things come to an end!
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Grandmaster, what are you doing
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? The Iron Bridge Kung Fu of Emei is only known to me
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now. I'm passing it on to you, you must learn it well!
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Grandmaster
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, you're so biased!
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You taught Long San the Iron Bridge Kung Fu but not me.
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He's a man, so I taught him hard kung fu.
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You're a girl, tonight I'll teach
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you
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soft kung fu
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! Soft kung fu? What's the use of practicing soft kung fu?
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00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:28,300
Little girl, soft kung fu has its uses.
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Sometimes hard kung fu can't withstand soft kung fu.
528
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:54,800
Come on, I'll teach you a set of Emei kicks, scissor kicks. Watch!
529
00:52:22,300 --> 00:52:23,300
Come on
530
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:24,800
, come on! I 'm going up!
531
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:28,300
It's
532
00:52:31,300 --> 00:52:33,300
so high!
533
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:35,800
If you're scared, I won't teach you.
534
00:52:37,300 --> 00:52:38,300
I'm not
535
00:52:39,300 --> 00:52:40,300
scared, I'll go up
536
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:52,300
and walk over here!
537
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:53,300
I'm scared!
538
00:52:56,300 --> 00:52:57,800
Raise your heels
539
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:08,800
! No, a little higher! Come over here!
540
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:14,300
Walk over
541
00:53:16,300 --> 00:53:20,800
here! Be steady, come over
542
00:53:22,300 --> 00:53:22,800
slowly!
543
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:38,300
The Iron Bridge Monkey's kung fu is good! Wow,
544
00:53:46,300 --> 00:53:48,300
the news says
545
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:53,300
that old man Iron Bridge Monkey is still hiding in Tianhe Town.
546
00:53:53,300 --> 00:53:53,800
No way!
547
00:53:55,300 --> 00:53:58,800
A stranger came to town? I'll definitely know!
548
00:54:00,300 --> 00:54:02,800
Just
549
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:05,800
when you were about to kill Long San, the disciple of the Twelfth Master of Emei,
550
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:09,300
who dropped a tile and saved Long San?
551
00:54:12,300 --> 00:54:15,300
Oh, it's strange,
552
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:16,300
Brother Dragon Head,
553
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:18,300
how do you know everything about what's
554
00:54:19,300 --> 00:54:21,300
happening outside? I have eyes and ears
555
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:29,800
. Iron Meteor, you guys hurry back to Tianhe Town and investigate.
556
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:30,800
Is he
557
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:38,800
stealing some vegetables to give to Master for his wine?
558
00:54:39,300 --> 00:54:41,300
Wait a minute, no matter if it's soft or hard kung fu,
559
00:54:41,300 --> 00:54:42,300
he insists on teaching me.
560
00:54:44,300 --> 00:54:47,300
Master, Master,
561
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:52,300
take a nap at noon and knock on the fifth watch at night.
562
00:54:54,300 --> 00:54:55,800
This couplet is pretty good.
563
00:54:56,300 --> 00:54:57,300
I'll try to match one too.
564
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:06,800
Good food to accompany wine! Oh, the cup is full of fragrance for miles! Oh,
565
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:10,800
this wine smells so good! Oh,
566
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,300
this gourd is so beautiful!
567
00:55:29,300 --> 00:55:32,300
Master, Master,
568
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:39,300
alright, you can have it. Eat it at the fifth watch at night.
569
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:08,800
Be careful with fire! Ah, close the door and unleash the dogs!
570
00:56:12,300 --> 00:56:13,300
I asked you,
571
00:56:14,300 --> 00:56:17,300
have you seen an old man named Iron Bridge Monkey? Yes
572
00:56:18,300 --> 00:56:22,800
, I just saw an old man who looks like a monkey. He...hey,
573
00:56:23,300 --> 00:56:25,300
where is he? Tell me quickly!
574
00:56:25,300 --> 00:56:28,300
He...he just went to your village to drink!
575
00:56:29,300 --> 00:56:30,300
Really,
576
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:32,300
I'm lying to you, you bastards!
577
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:38,300
These bastards ...
578
00:56:52,300 --> 00:56:55,800
Strange, why hasn't Master come yet?
579
00:56:57,300 --> 00:56:59,800
I didn't hear him ringing the night watch tonight.
580
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:04,300
What's that white thing ?
581
00:57:19,300 --> 00:57:21,300
Could it be a ghost? I'm not afraid!
582
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:25,800
Even if there are
583
00:57:28,300 --> 00:57:31,300
ghosts, I'm not afraid! I'm not afraid of anything! I'm
584
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,800
afraid, I'm so afraid!
585
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:12,800
I drank someone else's wine...I can't not teach kung fu! My
586
00:58:43,300 --> 00:58:46,800
whereabouts have been exposed! National treasure, please preserve it!
587
00:58:47,300 --> 00:58:50,800
Ah Shan is eager to learn martial arts, quickly teach her Monkey Form Fist!
588
00:58:55,300 --> 00:58:56,300
Iron Bridge Monkey!
589
00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:00,300
Yes, the time is ripe,
590
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:03,800
I should teach my daughter! Ah Shan, is learning martial arts
591
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:36,800
hard?
592
00:59:43,300 --> 00:59:44,800
You're progressing quickly!
593
00:59:46,300 --> 00:59:47,800
It's quite fun!
594
00:59:50,300 --> 00:59:53,300
Can I eat this watermelon? I'm dying of thirst! What are you doing
595
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:55,300
, practicing kung fu and eating?
596
00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:57,800
Little one,
597
00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:01,800
keep practicing, don't stop!
598
01:00:02,300 --> 01:00:05,800
Stand up, stand up, stand up! You
599
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:09,300
're even fiercer than my master!
600
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:12,800
Your master is so biased, only teaching Long San to practice Iron Bridge Kung
601
01:00:13,300 --> 01:00:16,800
Fu. What is Iron Bridge Kung Fu?
602
01:00:17,300 --> 01:00:19,800
Iron Bridge Kung Fu requires practicing pushing and striking first
603
01:00:21,300 --> 01:00:22,300
. I won't learn that.
604
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:27,300
The harder someone hits him, the stronger his rebound force becomes.
605
01:00:27,300 --> 01:00:31,300
In the end, the enemy can't hurt him, but he can hurt the enemy.
606
01:00:33,300 --> 01:00:35,800
No wonder Long San wants to learn Iron Bridge Kung Fu.
607
01:00:38,300 --> 01:00:39,300
Master taught me to cut my legs with my feet.
608
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:41,800
See if learning this is useful?
609
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:43,300
Of course it's useful!
610
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:47,300
But it takes ten or eight years of practice.
611
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:49,800
Ten or eight years? What ? If
612
01:00:50,300 --> 01:00:52,800
I learn it, I'll end up with your full head of white hair
613
01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:57,800
. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you
614
01:01:01,300 --> 01:01:02,800
deserve a beating!
615
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:06,800
What should I call you?
616
01:01:07,300 --> 01:01:08,300
You should call me
617
01:01:09,300 --> 01:01:11,800
... No
618
01:01:12,300 --> 01:01:13,300
, why not?
619
01:01:14,300 --> 01:01:16,300
Because I didn't teach you anything...
620
01:01:16,300 --> 01:01:18,800
From now on, you're still me. Okay,
621
01:01:21,300 --> 01:01:23,300
don't be angry with me
622
01:01:24,300 --> 01:01:26,300
. Can I eat the watermelon in the basket
623
01:01:26,300 --> 01:01:27,800
? Yes, but there are
624
01:01:28,300 --> 01:01:30,800
conditions. What conditions?
625
01:01:32,300 --> 01:01:35,800
You use the footwork your master taught you to slit your legs and stand on this watermelon.
626
01:01:36,300 --> 01:01:38,800
If the watermelon doesn't break, you can
627
01:01:39,300 --> 01:01:40,800
eat it as you like . Okay, I want this big one
628
01:01:46,300 --> 01:01:46,800
. Will it break?
629
01:01:48,300 --> 01:01:52,800
Try it! Go up! Go up! It's
630
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:54,800
good. Take
631
01:01:56,800 --> 01:02:00,300
a breath! Take a breath! It's
632
01:02:16,300 --> 01:02:16,800
quite fun.
633
01:02:28,300 --> 01:02:29,300
No, you'll fall.
634
01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:30,800
Try taking a breath.
635
01:02:33,300 --> 01:02:34,800
It 's quite good. Take a breath!
636
01:02:36,300 --> 01:02:37,300
Yes , like this. Okay,
637
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:40,300
keep practicing. Don't stop. Oh,
638
01:02:40,300 --> 01:02:42,800
okay, I can stand on three watermelons.
639
01:02:49,300 --> 01:02:50,800
What is this? It's so itchy!
640
01:02:54,300 --> 01:02:55,300
It's so itchy !
641
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:08,300
The watermelon is broken.
642
01:03:10,300 --> 01:03:11,300
What's wrong with
643
01:03:14,300 --> 01:03:14,800
this little guy
644
01:03:15,300 --> 01:03:20,300
? Something crawled in and bit me. It's so itchy! Oh
645
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:22,300
my god! My dear
646
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:24,300
daughter, what
647
01:03:26,300 --> 01:03:27,300
's wrong? Did you say
648
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:28,800
anything?
649
01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:30,800
Don't call me that anymore. Hey
650
01:03:31,300 --> 01:03:32,300
, no! Hey, why
651
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:33,800
call me master
652
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:35,800
? Why should I call you master?
653
01:03:37,300 --> 01:03:39,800
Okay, then I'll teach you a set of boxing
654
01:03:40,300 --> 01:03:42,800
called Monkey Tai Chi.
655
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:10,800
The monkey is ever-changing, and it's Snake Hand. Agility
656
01:04:11,300 --> 01:04:14,866
and flexibility are the nemesis of the Golden Eagle Dragon Claw. The Monkey
657
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:21,300
Form Tai Chi is soft yet strong, soft yet sharp.
658
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:24,800
Hard skills are hard to defend against, unpredictable and exhausting
659
01:04:25,300 --> 01:04:29,300
, light skills are hard to escape, and it rolls and leaps with incredible speed .
660
01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:51,800
According to reports,
661
01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:55,300
an old night watchman left Tianhe Town.
662
01:05:55,300 --> 01:05:58,300
After a search at the checkpoint, he had nothing on him
663
01:05:59,300 --> 01:06:01,800
and was an old drunkard.
664
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:11,300
Could it be the Iron Bridge Monkey?
665
01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:16,300
No way.
666
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:23,800
Also, there's some news that the Dragon Head Brother doesn't want to hear.
667
01:06:25,300 --> 01:06:26,300
What news?
668
01:06:27,300 --> 01:06:31,800
Your nemesis, White Orchid, is here.
669
01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:05,800
Your attacks are weak and
670
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:14,800
your stance is unstable. You need to have power in your attacks and stability in your stance.
671
01:07:15,300 --> 01:07:16,300
Is that enough?
672
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:19,300
Keep practicing. You're quite talented.
673
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:22,300
Of course, before my mother gave birth to me,
674
01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:24,300
she was a famous female bodyguard in the martial arts world.
675
01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:27,300
Have you heard of the name Golden Spear White Orchid?
676
01:07:29,300 --> 01:07:30,300
No,
677
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:33,300
I'm going up the mountain to gather some herbs.
678
01:07:36,300 --> 01:07:36,800
Who's sick?
679
01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:40,800
The medicine is for you to strengthen your bones and muscles.
680
01:07:42,300 --> 01:07:45,300
To strengthen my bones and muscles, gather more incense.
681
01:07:46,300 --> 01:07:46,800
Okay,
682
01:07:50,300 --> 01:07:53,300
I'll tell you, don't let strangers see you here.
683
01:07:54,300 --> 01:07:55,300
I understand.
684
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:21,800
Please come to Feipu Manor immediately to save me.
685
01:08:22,300 --> 01:08:22,800
What's wrong?
686
01:08:23,300 --> 01:08:24,800
Mayor Li's letter for help
687
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:29,800
is so suffocating!
688
01:08:30,300 --> 01:08:33,300
Brother, why does Boss Long want us to stay here?
689
01:08:34,300 --> 01:08:35,800
Isn't it all for that jade watermelon?
690
01:08:36,300 --> 01:08:37,800
I don't care about the 100,000 silver dollars reward
691
01:08:39,300 --> 01:08:41,300
. Even if we find that jade watermelon,
692
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:43,300
the 100,000 silver dollars reward
693
01:08:43,300 --> 01:08:45,300
might not even reach us!
694
01:08:45,300 --> 01:08:46,300
What's going on?
695
01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:50,800
Commander Zhang's army hasn't been paid for three months.
696
01:08:51,300 --> 01:08:53,800
If this continues, the soldiers will desert. Some will
697
01:08:54,300 --> 01:08:55,800
run away, some will flee.
698
01:08:56,300 --> 01:08:59,800
So, can Commander Zhang's territory still be held?
699
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:02,300
Selling a jade watermelon will save Commander Zhang's life.
700
01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:04,800
There's a saying in the underworld: " Even
701
01:09:06,300 --> 01:09:07,800
if you sell the emperor, you can never finish the business."
702
01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:10,800
But why is our Boss Long
703
01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:12,800
working for Commander Zhang?
704
01:09:14,300 --> 01:09:17,300
Boss Long is Commander Zhang's chief of secret service.
705
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:20,300
He used to be a high-ranking official. What
706
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:22,800
are we then?
707
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:26,800
This kid , Boss Long
708
01:09:32,300 --> 01:09:32,800
sent
709
01:09:33,300 --> 01:09:35,800
him to the Twelfth Emei Mountain... Send a message!
710
01:09:36,300 --> 01:09:39,800
That kid must have gone to that brothel again to spend the night.
711
01:09:40,300 --> 01:09:41,300
What message?
712
01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:44,300
Mayor Li's SOS!
713
01:09:48,300 --> 01:09:49,300
Who's singing?
714
01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:16,800
Boss, you're all waiting here for me?
715
01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:20,800
Isn't it 13 o'clock?
716
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:23,300
Okay,
717
01:10:23,300 --> 01:10:24,800
what are you four doing here ?
718
01:10:27,300 --> 01:10:28,300
I'm looking for you.
719
01:10:52,300 --> 01:10:53,800
Don't move, let me handle
720
01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:56,300
this . You're good,
721
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:15,300
let's go back.
722
01:12:03,800 --> 01:12:06,800
Luckily, A-Shan has a strong foundation and her injuries aren't serious.
723
01:12:07,300 --> 01:12:08,800
Poor me, as her mother,
724
01:12:09,300 --> 01:12:11,300
I dare not acknowledge my daughter
725
01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:16,300
because I don't want to destroy the beautiful memories she has.
726
01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:34,800
Brother
727
01:12:38,300 --> 01:12:40,800
He, do you still recognize me?
728
01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:46,300
Six years ago, I was ordered to Tianhe Town
729
01:12:47,300 --> 01:12:50,300
to kill a guy who transported military supplies for the Southern Army.
730
01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:56,300
You even stood up for him and helped the mayor arrest me.
731
01:12:57,300 --> 01:13:02,300
I was Li Shuangming, the Silver Bell Demon Whip who murdered the Divine Fist Golden Mace.
732
01:13:04,300 --> 01:13:07,800
Now I should change my name to Li Danming.
733
01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:13,800
Where is the Iron Bridge Monkey of the Emei Sect? Tell me quickly!
734
01:13:15,300 --> 01:13:18,800
Old Master Iron Bridge Monkey, I've never seen him before.
735
01:13:19,300 --> 01:13:21,300
Asking me is pointless,
736
01:13:22,300 --> 01:13:25,300
Brother Dragon, don't waste your breath on him.
737
01:13:26,300 --> 01:13:27,800
This guy is ignorant;
738
01:13:28,300 --> 01:13:30,800
since he dared to enter Feipu Manor,
739
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:34,800
we'll let him soak in the Thousand-Foot Waterfall before he goes back.
740
01:13:37,300 --> 01:13:41,800
Mayor Li has been kind to the Twelve Disciples of Emei in establishing their lineage. Does
741
01:13:43,300 --> 01:13:48,800
Master He, a man of great stature, have no sense of righteousness at all?
742
01:13:49,300 --> 01:13:50,800
If it weren't for Mayor Li,
743
01:13:51,300 --> 01:13:53,300
I wouldn't have kept my promise to be single and
744
01:13:54,300 --> 01:13:59,800
act out of loyalty. Divine Fist and Golden Mace were your fellow disciples,
745
01:14:00,300 --> 01:14:02,300
and you murdered him for a little fame and fortune.
746
01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:03,800
Is that righteousness?
747
01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:11,300
I heard that the Jade Watermelon is an art piece inherited from our nation.
748
01:14:12,300 --> 01:14:15,800
The Iron Bridge Monkey won't let foreigners take it. Don't you think that's right?
749
01:14:17,300 --> 01:14:17,800
Men, look,
750
01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:21,800
I'll deal
751
01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:26,800
with him. No need. I have a grudge against him.
752
01:14:27,300 --> 01:14:28,800
If he hadn't leaked the news back then,
753
01:14:29,800 --> 01:14:32,300
that female nemesis wouldn't have come looking for me.
754
01:14:54,300 --> 01:15:01,300
Master He, Master He, save me! Save me!
755
01:15:09,300 --> 01:15:12,800
Emei Sect, I'll make sure you all suffer a terrible death!
756
01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:30,800
Long San
757
01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:42,300
, you find... Who?
758
01:15:44,300 --> 01:15:45,800
I'm looking for Master He, the twelfth disciple of Emei.
759
01:15:47,300 --> 01:15:47,800
Please,
760
01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:00,800
Master,
761
01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:10,800
Master,
762
01:16:17,800 --> 01:16:18,300
this is Long San
763
01:16:19,300 --> 01:16:23,800
. Don't worry, no tile will come to save him today.
764
01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:33,800
You killed my master
765
01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:35,300
.
766
01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:22,300
I am
767
01:17:22,300 --> 01:17:23,300
Si Bao. Capture this kid
768
01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:51,800
to
769
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:52,800
help your senior brother.
770
01:18:01,300 --> 01:18:01,800
Master
771
01:18:05,300 --> 01:18:09,300
, Master, Master, Master, Master.
772
01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:15,800
Bai Lan Hua
773
01:18:22,300 --> 01:18:24,800
, go hold them off first. I'll deal with her later.
774
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:26,300
Go.
775
01:18:32,300 --> 01:18:34,800
So it was you, the Four Monsters
776
01:18:48,300 --> 01:18:48,800
of Kongtong. Go.
777
01:19:09,300 --> 01:19:09,800
Who killed my master?
778
01:19:10,300 --> 01:19:10,800
It was him.
779
01:19:35,300 --> 01:19:36,800
Golden-Eyed Bear, stop!
780
01:20:00,300 --> 01:20:00,800
Silver Bell Demon Whip
781
01:20:06,833 --> 01:20:09,300
! Bai Lan Hua, you're pretending to be crazy. You
782
01:20:10,300 --> 01:20:13,800
even fooled me, the leader of the sect
783
01:20:15,300 --> 01:20:18,300
. But I won't let you off today .
784
01:20:19,300 --> 01:20:20,300
You killed my husband
785
01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:24,800
and used Zhang Dashuai's power to force me to leave my hometown.
786
01:20:25,800 --> 01:20:28,800
Mom, he's the one who killed my father, the Silver Bell Demon Whip.
787
01:20:30,300 --> 01:20:31,300
We must take revenge
788
01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:32,800
. We can't act rashly.
789
01:20:33,800 --> 01:20:36,800
So this little girl is the bastard child of Divine Fist Golden Mace.
790
01:20:36,800 --> 01:20:37,800
Be careful
791
01:20:44,300 --> 01:20:45,300
.
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Today is different from the past.
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Jade Watermelon ,
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Jade Watermelon,
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Long San.
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What is this
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Jade Watermelon?
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Let me see.
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Mom.
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The Jade Watermelon,
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a national treasure,
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has yet to be discovered.
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It is said that the Bai Lan family
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buried it among the thirteen peaks of Mount Emei. In
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1935, Sichuan cultural and educational workers
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organized an expedition to search for the Jade Watermelon,
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but to no avail.
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