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There we go!
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Over here!
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Are you ready?
- Ready!
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Hey, come on!
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Stop sending the ball this way.
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There we go!
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Look over there.
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In the middle of the day.
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She hangs around here, too?
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Hey, Chimney!
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Can you get the ball for us?
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Let me play with you guys.
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What?
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Heads up, Chimney!
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Get the ball from her!
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Go!
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I can't focus.
- I can't focus.
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You okay, Chimney?
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Puke cat.
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I can't move.
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It's only been two minutes.
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So this is aging.
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It's definitely the cigarettes.
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Should we call an ambulance?
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Hold on, I'll be able to recover
once I smoke.
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Excuse me.
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We received a report
of a suspicious person chasing children.
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You need to be more careful.
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You think it's okay,
just because this is Nyagamihara?
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You can't smoke in the park!
- How awful.
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And right after I just warned you.
- Honestly.
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It stinks!
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What the actual hell?
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It smells so bad.
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It's like a mix of coffee, cigarettes,
and old feet!
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It smells like human malice
and bitterness!
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Yes, this is
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Jakusobubura!
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JAKUSOBUBURA
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Yani Neko! We gotta evacuate!
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More stink will rain down on us
if we don't get out of here!
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This is bad. Like, seriously bad for you.
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There are over 70 carcinogens
in cigarettes.
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Not to mention the secondhand smoke
affecting non-smokers like me.
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You get what I'm saying, Yani Neko?
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You double your risk of having a stroke,
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and it deteriorates your vessels.
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Recent research shows
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something about it
causing heart failure or something.
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YANI NEKO'S TEMPER
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Hey!
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So, I wanted to tell you
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a friend of mine started
a local smoking cessation workshop.
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I brought you a pamphlet today.
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Let's see here.
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Damn it, I can't see.
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Where is it? What is this? Gross!
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Is this it?
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NYACOTINE PATCH
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No, that's not it.
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You've got a face
on the back of your head too!
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Now you're part
of the nicotine addicts club, too!
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DO NOT USE ON HUMANS.
IT MAY CAUSE DEATH.
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Sorry, can you wait until my face heals?
What is it?
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What the hell did you stick on my head,
you dumb cat?
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Wait, I'm feeling…
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Is this guilt?
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I mean, this terribly-mannered cat
is completely at fault.
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But maybe I'm being too condescending.
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USE APPROPRIATELY
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I'm always using my righteousness
to make myself feel better.
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Yani Neko, sorry, I went too far.
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What?
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What are you doing?
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That's the stuff.
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Chainsmoker Cat!
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Okay.
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At least be done after just one!
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Do you understand your situation?
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Yes, sir.
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You asked me for more time
to pay rent, that you'd do anything,
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so I'm letting you weed the yard!
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Yes, sir.
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But you already took a cigarette break
after just five minutes.
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And then you have the gall
to start smoking a second one!
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Yes, sir.
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Stop meowing when you answer!
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Yes, sir.
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I'm confiscating this, you idiot!
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That's theft!
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In that case, you're guilty of not paying
your rent and littering cigarette butts!
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You can have this back when you're done!
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I guess I'll give her tea and snacks
after she finishes up.
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What the hell are you eating?
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Horsetails, since I'm hungry.
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Do you want some, too?
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No!
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Don't eat too much,
or you'll get a stomachache.
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You done, Yani Neko?
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I brought you snacks.
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Wait, is she smoking?
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And what's with her belly?
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What happened to my cabbage patch?
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Are those snacks? Thanks!
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But I'm actually full right now,
so I'll just take them home.
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My eyes! My eyes!
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Chainsmoker Cat.
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Damn that Chimney!
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She's seriously good for nothing!
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Damn it, just thinking about it
is pissing me off!
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Pissing me…
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Pissing…
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Wallpaper damage can become
a financial burden when you move out.
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Renters should be especially careful
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about discoloring the wallpaper
with cigarette smoke.
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Discoloration from smoking is considered…
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The wallpaper in my room is cream-colored.
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I'm sure it was always this color
since I air it out once in a while.
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It's definitely not from tar.
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Actually, that poster's been here
since before I moved in.
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SEALED
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You think this apartment building
is haunted?
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What are you talking about?
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Don't lie to me!
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There were strange talismans on the wall!
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I also heard ominous rapping!
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You need to tell me the truth!
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Shut up!
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I don't know what you're talking about!
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Okay, that was sus.
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That was close.
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Hug me tighter, awooh!
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Hey, Yaniko.
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Yeah, Kansai?
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Didn't you tell your sister
you were going to quit smoking?
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You're still smoking?
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I'm going to quit for sure this time.
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I won't smoke anymore, starting today.
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That's the spirit.
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Yani-chan made a joke, and that's rare.
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I gotta make sure to follow up
and make it funny.
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Hold up,
you went right back to it so fast!
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You're like a dad on his anniversary!
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Do you not have a dad?
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I do.
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Okay, not bad, Yani-chan.
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But us cats from the west
take pride in our humor.
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I'm not giving up without getting a laugh.
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What?
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Why do you have a nose hook?
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I found it inside this magazine
I borrowed from the landlord.
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What in the world was this doing in that?
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How do you use it?
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You hook it on your nose.
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Then you blow.
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I'd love to see you use it.
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What? Why? That's way too embarrassing.
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We're not close enough for me
to show you a funny face!
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But I'm curious.
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Curious? But that's…
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What?
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What kind of crazy request are you
making to a young maiden, you Chimney?
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But if I put this on,
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she'll surely crack up!
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Okay, fine.
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I guess I have no choice.
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Say something!
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You damn Chimney.
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If that's how you're going to be,
I'll have to pull out all the stops.
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What's up with those cigarettes?
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I splurged and bought some pricy smokes.
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You can't have any.
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I wasn't going to take any.
That's not what I meant.
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They're like that thing that solidifies
from microorganisms in milk?
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Wait, that's cheese!
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You can tell from cigarette sales
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the ratio of beastfolk residents
by region.
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By further leveraging animal instincts,
selecting which brands to stock--
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Wait, that's needs!
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Boss, we're out of those things.
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Is the hardware store open now?
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You know, those long, twisty things.
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Wait, those are screws.
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The suspect is currently fleeing
towards Kariba in a Frankenstein car.
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Emergency vehicle coming through.
Please clear the way.
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Wait, that's a chase.
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Wait, that's Twin Peaks!
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How about an ahegao
double peace sign then?
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Would you laugh, please?!
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Sorry, I'm sorry!
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Chainsmoker Cat.
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Coming in.
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Yani-chan.
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You sure come around a lot.
Do you like me or something?
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Well, I get to drink free booze here,
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and you don't complain if I smoke.
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Yeah? I mean, it's totally fine.
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Could you make me a drink?
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No way, I'm too lazy.
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I brought some smoked cheese.
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Okay, fine.
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Thanks.
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SUPER SIMPLE
WHISKEY AND WATER RECIPE
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Fill up a medium-sized mug
with any old whiskey until it's half full.
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Then add some sugar syrup
as much as you like.
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A couple of squirts of lemon juice.
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Then a bunch of tap water,
and it's all done.
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FINISHED!
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How is it?
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It's so-so!
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You're a harsh critic.
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But I don't want it to go to waste,
so I'll finish it anyway.
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How environmentally conscientious.
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Okay, I'm starting to feel funny.
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To me, the taste of alcohol
is like a bonus.
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Just the runway leading to bliss.
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I think I'm going to lie down
for a little bit.
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Maybe it's about time I let happiness
embrace me, too.
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DEMON LIGHT
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Aruko! I need some booze!
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I went out for drinks, but it sucked.
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There was an opening for a joke,
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so when I made one,
they called me desperate for laughs.
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It was totally not the timing
for a roast there!
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I can't believe how lame they were
going for the easy laugh.
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It was so boring,
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I thought I was close to death.
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But not as close to death as you!
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RECOVERY POSITION
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You're so desperate for laughs.
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Chainsmoker Cat!
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Greetings, residents of Nyagamihara.
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This is a public broadcast.
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The air is very dry today.
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Please be mindful of fires.
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You should especially make sure to put out
your cigarette before discarding.
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You have such a beautiful voice.
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It sounds put on.
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Hey, thanks again for helping.
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Apparently, the person
who usually does this
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threw their back out "exercising."
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Exercising?
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Probably ran too much.
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What an idiot.
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Yaniko! Don't fart in enclosed spaces!
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Yakuko, open all the windows!
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Okay!
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If we broadcast the fart sound
through the mic, that'd be hilarious.
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Yaniko, point your butt at me!
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Lift it up more!
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Now, blast out another big one!
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Let your fart echo
throughout the neighborhood!
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It's gonna be hilarious.
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I don't have any left in me.
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I'll buy you smokes if you rip a good one.
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You actually farted! That was so loud!
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I think that reached the whole city!
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Keep ripping more! I'll buy you a pack
for each one you rip!
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Okay, that's enough!
My stomach hurts from laughing!
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Wait, that was more than a fart!
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I can't do this anymore!
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Stop, you're letting out too much!
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What now?
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00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:25,993
I'm stuck.
265
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:27,828
Could you push me through?
266
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:30,497
How did this even happen?
267
00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:32,998
How is your butt so soft?
268
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:37,879
I can't get a good hold.
Firm your butt up!
269
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,633
I don't think I'm making any progress.
270
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,722
Is it just me,
or does this feel kind of sexual?
271
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:50,392
Just bring me some smokes
every now and then.
272
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,102
What are you giving up for?
273
00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:55,535
All you're doing is tightening your butt!
You want me to spank you?
274
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,737
Who are these guys?
275
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:07,367
You've got to be kidding me!
276
00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:37,916
Subtitle translation by: Zensho Yamamoto
277
00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:38,959
THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION.
278
00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:40,919
UNDERAGE SMOKING AND DRINKING
IS PROHIBITED. DO NOT IMITATE.
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