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I'm out of smokes.
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Everything's getting blurry.
I need my nicotine fix.
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Hey there, Yani Neko!
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I'm the Cigarette Fairy.
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I'm here to rescue a poor Beastfolk soul
who's fallen victim to nicotine.
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You perv!
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I'm trying
to tell you something important.
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Listen, Yani Neko.
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You're clearly suffering
from nicotine withdrawal.
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Cigarettes should be enjoyed
in moderation.
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I am enjoying it in moderation!
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Your reaction tells me otherwise.
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Okay.
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Something has to change.
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I will teach you
the Nicotine Receptor Workout.
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NICOTINE RECEPTOR WORKOUT
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Her hair tie be covered in smoke
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Her mother's lungs be full of smoke too
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So smokey, so smokey
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It be too late to cry after it's over
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Here we go
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Here we go, here we go
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Is it working?
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Stop! Don't let the nicotine win!
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You shouldn't shake that tasty ass
in front of me, then.
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Damn it!
Why doesn't this taste like cigarettes?
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Why would I?
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In the end, I'm just...
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Hey.
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Yani Neko,
here's the community bulletin board.
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In the end,
I'm just a figment of your imagination.
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Yani Neko?
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That can't be. I can definitely feel it.
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It's all just an illusion
your brain is showing you.
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That can't be.
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That can't...
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The smell of smoke.
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The feel of hemp.
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The reflection of the sunset.
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The train whistle in the distance.
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I'm trapped here.
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I'm always with you.
Now, back to the workout.
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Hey, Yaku Neko.
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I need nicotine, give me a cigarette!
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Hey, Yani.
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Sorry, I'm actually out of smokes too.
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Liar. You're smoking one right now.
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What, this?
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That's not a cigarette?
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No, of course it is.
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Then gimme.
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But!
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Don't be so stingy!
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Remember how I gave you cigarette butts
when you were broke?
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Yani.
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You're so ungrateful.
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What the hell, this tastes awful!
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You're doing it wrong.
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You have to hold it in before you exhale.
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Otherwise, none of the chemicals
will get absorbed.
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This is a cigarette, right?
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Of course.
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Okay, this isn't too bad.
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Right? Do you want some ice cream?
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It'll taste really good
if you have some now!
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This is a cigarette?
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Of course.
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Chainsmoker Cat.
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CONTAINS MAD BEAST PROPHYLACTIC
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Looks like it's this time of year again.
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I hate how this medicine tastes,
like disgusting herbs.
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Yaku, you home?
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What are you doing?
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What's up, Yani?
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I want to take this mad beast medicine.
Could I have some water?
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They shut off the water in my apartment.
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This is a vaccine!
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I didn't ask.
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VITAMINS, LAXATIVES, PHONE CARDS, SYRINGES
LOZENGES, WATER, HERBALS
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You're not doing
some weird drugs again, are you?
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Of course not!
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You know I've gone straight! Come on!
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If you won't believe me,
then I truly am alone!
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I thought I could rejoin society
after turning my life around.
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Give me a break here!
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Actually,
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why are you so concerned about me anyway?
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Hold on,
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are you a narc?
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That's some disguise! Give me back Yani!
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Calm down! Take a deep breath!
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My life is a mess because of you!
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Take off that disguise!
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Revelio!
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YAKU NEKO IS INCREDIBLY BAD
AT PROVING HER INNOCENCE
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Chainsmoker Cat.
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That was hilarious.
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You two there.
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PALM READING - 2,000 YEN
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The barkeep was a riot.
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I didn't expect him to show his ass there.
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You two Beastfolk.
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Want your palms read?
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That's expensive!
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It's gonna be lame anyway.
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I'll do it for 100 yen.
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I don't hate
taking down cocky customers like you.
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You're a fortune teller?
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You only have to pay the 2,000 yen
if you think my reading is legitimate.
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You got a deal.
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Let's see.
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Yuck!
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Do you even wash your hands?
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You're a smoker, aren't you?
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Not only that, you're an addict
who causes trouble for your family.
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You live alone in a rundown apartment
because you don't have a job.
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And
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you'll die of lung cancer
within five years!
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Or in a fire.
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Now, now. It's just a fortune reading.
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Here, smoke a cigarette and calm down.
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Sounds like I was right.
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You're next.
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Show me your hand.
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I'll do it for 100 yen.
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Me?
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I don't really believe
in this sort of thing.
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Besides, aren't fortune readings
just that Barnum effect thing?
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Or just making deductions from information
like you did with Yani.
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Do you do illegal drugs?
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No.
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Do you have an arrest record, then?
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No.
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No house searches either?
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Never.
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Really?
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Really.
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It doesn't make sense.
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How can a palm reading be so specific?
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I mean, not that any of that is true!
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Whether you believe it or not
is up to you.
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If you don't like it,
just leave 100 yen and get lost.
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Hey!
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Chainsmoker Cat!
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Yani.
- Yeah?
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You're not gonna work?
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We're not at that point yet.
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My part-time job pays by the day.
Do you want to come with me?
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Listen, Yaku.
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Take a look at that cloud.
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That's what I'm going to be.
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Something free, not bound to anything.
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That's how I want to be.
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Mere hunger can't rob me of that freedom.
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That was so freaking badass!
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It's like you don't give a crap
about anything!
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Well, even if I were a cloud,
I'd start working if I ran out of smokes.
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When that time comes,
then you can hook me up with a job.
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Of course! I'd get you
on the schedule the same day.
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Yani is so freaking cool today.
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Just like she was when I first met her.
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That's right.
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I admired her so much.
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The way she was free just like a cloud.
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Open up! Hook me up with a job!
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You sleeping?
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You better not be fucking high right now!
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Get the fuck up already!
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It's the middle of the night.
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This is fucking serious.
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I thought I had a carton left,
but that was last week!
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I need money to buy cigarettes!
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Hook me up
with a job I can start right now
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that pays by the day.
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Right, she's not a cloud, she's smoke.
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RAGE
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What a bullshit game!
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Hame Neko! This game is total bullshit!
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In a fighting game,
you lose when you get tilted.
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You can't show your emotions.
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You gotta stay cool
no matter the situation.
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Got it?
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The problem is that I can't do that.
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Here, watch me play ranked.
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RANKED MATCHES
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I'll show you just how I reached Ul-Mas.
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UL-MAS - ULTIMATE MASTER
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Ready?
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You lose! Bring it on!
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All they did was spin the stick around.
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You hungry, Yani?
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00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,092
Want to eat lunch?
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I think I have some ramen packs.
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RAGE
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I've been meaning to tell you.
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Don't smoke around my game system!
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I'm sorry!
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I'll kill you, you smoking bitch!
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Then my slipper went flying.
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No way.
- It's true.
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You know, I've noticed
you're not all that beasty, Imoko.
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You should act more like a cat.
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00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:08,324
Everyone's different.
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Did you just meow?
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Don't.
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Your inner cat came out.
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Poofy puppy!
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It's my little sister.
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What's up?
Are you heading home from school?
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I didn't know you had a sister.
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She's meowing like crazy.
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So cute.
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Give me some love.
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I don't know this person.
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ONE MOMENT PLEASE
STANDBY - HAME CHANNEL
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JUST CHATTING: HAME IS GOING THROUGH IT
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Hey, everyone!
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It's time for the Hame Channel!
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00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:03,253
Thank you all for coming.
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00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:05,089
So, anyway.
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00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:09,301
I've just been having the worst day today!
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00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,262
Yuck! Big bug!
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00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,640
No, stay away!
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00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:16,767
I hate bugs!
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SEEMS STAGED
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Big, meanie bug!
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00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,022
Okay, fine!
I'll just bring the vacuum cleaner.
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00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:25,234
Sorry, everyone,
I'm going to pause the stream.
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HER VIBE'S ALL DIFFERENT
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IT'S NOT PAUSED
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THIS IS BAD
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HAME! IT'S NOT PAUSED!
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CLIPPED IT
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00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:31,824
THIS IS BAD
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00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:32,908
HAME'S CUTE
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THE CRANE FLY HAD A FAMILY
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Why is my sister so embarrassing?!
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So I guess you hate your sister.
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00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,050
I don't hate her!
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00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,301
So you love her?
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Love?
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My head...
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00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:01,562
Sorry.
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00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:04,273
I guess it's complicated.
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I'm...
- Seriously, our bad.
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I didn't know you could be this loud.
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INTELLIGENCE
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Coffee and cigarettes are a great combo,
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but it ticks me off
how it makes me need to pee.
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I mean, I wouldn't say it ticks me off,
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but I get the needing to pee part.
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I don't get it at all.
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Are your bladders the size of a hamster's?
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YUMMY COFFEE MILK
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The hell you talking about,
you toilet fairy?
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Fairy? What's that?
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In high school,
she always ate her lunch in the bathroom.
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We could never get her to come out,
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so we started calling her
the Toilet Fairy.
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I have been enchanted by Stinker Bell.
- Would you stop?
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Stay back or the cursed mark will appear.
- Stop telling her about it!
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00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:04,083
What's wrong? Pain in the pucker?
- No!
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I'll kill you!
264
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,130
But actually,
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I'm an idol, and idols don't pee.
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Unlike Yakuko.
267
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:25,646
You hear that, Yani?
I need you to hold her down.
268
00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:28,232
What?
269
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:29,983
Vibrator attack!
270
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:32,861
Wait, hold on!
271
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,863
Stop!
272
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:48,168
So you do pee. Idol, my ass.
273
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:53,757
This frog-looking loser
is the toilet fairy's true form.
274
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,760
Fucking gross.
275
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:03,934
I'll kill you!
276
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:07,437
That's so salty!
277
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:11,817
You fucking junkie!
That's the taste of life!
278
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:15,362
I'm sorry! I'm gonna puke! Stop!
279
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:17,072
Puke then!
280
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:24,079
I wish they'd stop trashing my room.
281
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:27,833
Chainsmoker Cat.
282
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,086
NYAGAMIHARA CITY HALL
283
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,212
BEASTFOLK CITY NYAGAMIHARA
284
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:33,964
I'm here at city hall today.
285
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,716
Number 385.
- Are we up yet?
286
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:38,343
Hame Neko came
to give herself a last name.
287
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:43,056
She doesn't have one
because her parents are both Beastfolk.
288
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:47,686
Apparently, she had five points deducted
from every test because of it.
289
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,605
All done!
290
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,608
Look, Yani!
291
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,943
It's my new last name!
292
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:56,862
HAMEKO EASYGOING*ANGEL
293
00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:58,113
What is this?
294
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,574
Cute, isn't it?
295
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:02,367
Starting today,
296
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,578
I'm Hameko Easygoing*Angel!
297
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:07,039
Nice to meet you!
298
00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:10,083
It's pretty freaking weird.
299
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,794
It's also long and hard to say.
300
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,588
Are you kidding me?
301
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:19,176
I doubt anybody
is going to call you by it.
302
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:21,345
That's so mean!
303
00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:24,932
I actually don't know your last name.
304
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,351
I bet it's weird, isn't it?
305
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:28,810
It's Sato.
306
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,103
That's so normal!
307
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:33,982
I hear it's a lot harder
to change your name a second time.
308
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,109
So now's your chance to reconsider.
309
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:40,072
It's fine! I'm going to submit it.
310
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:41,949
What about Hameko Tanaka?
311
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:43,367
Never!
312
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:44,284
BEASTFOLK DEPARTMENT
313
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:47,746
Okay, everything's in order.
We'll mail you the documents later.
314
00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:50,290
After they arrive,
please bring them back here,
315
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:53,001
and we'll update your ID.
316
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:59,132
Hame Easygoing*Angel
is an easygoing angel.
317
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,930
Oh crap. I need to go to the bathroom.
318
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:05,931
Need to poop?
319
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:07,766
No!
320
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,562
What should I do about this?
321
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,022
Let me take a look.
322
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:16,692
What is this last name?
323
00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:20,737
Well, a lot of Beastfolk
pick strange names.
324
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:24,283
This symbol in the middle.
325
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:25,701
What do you think it is?
326
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,287
She left before I could check with her.
327
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:30,872
What indeed.
328
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:33,792
We can't register symbols.
329
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:37,671
It's not a butthole, is it?
330
00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:40,924
You're right. That's an anus.
331
00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:44,803
Should I enter it as "anus" or "butthole"?
332
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,556
Neither sounds good.
333
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:48,890
What about "anal"?
334
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:49,808
BUTT SHOWER
335
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:54,009
Maybe I'll do a stream to celebrate
my new last name when I get home.
336
00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:57,190
Hameko Easygoing*Angel!
337
00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:58,442
EASYGOING*ANGEL
338
00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:02,195
EASYGOING ANAL ANGEL
339
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:07,159
Today, Hameko Easygoing Anal Angel
was born.
340
00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:37,958
Subtitle translation by: Zensho Yamamoto
341
00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:39,084
THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION.
342
00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:40,961
UNDERAGE SMOKING AND DRINKING
IS PROHIBITED. DO NOT IMITATE.
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