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These are my guys right here.
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- Oh, stay back!
- Oh, dude.
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The Booty cheeks
in here are flagrant.
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- They are clapping.
- Yes, they are.
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I think it's time to, uh, home in
on some Valentine's day dates, dudes.
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Oh, yeah.
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Check out this slut-tress
over here, huh?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, man, I have never seen
anything like it.
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She's absolutely obsessed
with the male human penis.
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And that is awesome,
because we have those things.
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Yeah, last time I checked,
I had one, this morning.
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Could you save our spot,
please? Thank you!
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Uh-oh, dude alert, flying in.
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Pardon the interruption...
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Is more
than a cool show about sports.
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It's also the first words you
heard your future lover spout.
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Yeah, what's your girls' story?
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Are you sponsored by penis,
or what? 'cause that's cool.
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Are you guys talking to us?
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Uh, yeah, you idiot.
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Of course we are.
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I feel like some intros are in order.
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This rock star to my I-izz-eft
is Bl-izz-ake.
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And Blizz be sporting
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one of the most deep-throatable
"lap hogs-sah"
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in this piece.
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Fantastic.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, can't get it out!
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We call that the
"German house music" right there.
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And this tall drink of champagne
over here is the homey Andre.
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He will lap you up.
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Like a dog drinking water.
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Oh, he's thirsty.
Oh, he's thirsty.
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Last, but definitely not gay...
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Straight dude.
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My main man Airwolf, aka Adam.
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He's the kind of guy
that you don't want
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to bring home to mom.
Tell 'em why.
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'Cause I'll fuck your mom.
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Ah...
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
Resync for DEMAND by antibio
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I don't get it.
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I felt like
I played that exactly right.
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And she stabbed me in the head.
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What can I say?
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Another Valentine's day with my boys,
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eating heart-shaped pizza
from Rancho Cucapizza.
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- Yummy.
- Oh!
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Guys, we should be eating
Rancho Cuca-penoche.
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Mm-hmm.
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And we did not rehearse
that Lisa Loeb song
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for five hours not to serenade
our Valentine's day dates, dudes.
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This is making me sad
and I hate being sad.
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Let's go do something un-sad.
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Like watching pornog together
on the big screen.
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That sounds awesome.
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No! Don't you understand?
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Porno's the reason we don't know
how to talk to girls.
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What?
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- Pornog...
- Thank you.
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Is the reason we don't know
how to talk to girls anymore.
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Okay, it's melted our brains into...
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Porn juice or something,
I don't know.
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But we got to meet real chicks
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or else we're never
gonna be real men.
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Okay, sure.
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But where are you supposed
to meet real chicks
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with 48 hours until the big day?
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Realchixxxchat.com.
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Webcam girls?
Come on.
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- This is pornog, right?
- Mm-mm.
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I'm sorry.
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These are real girls
that happen to be online, right?
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Looking for real guys like us
in the real world.
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Yeah, they're real chicks,
they're just sitting there.
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Sometimes they're eating food,
sometimes they're masturbating.
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Plus these real chicks
are going solo.
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Everybody knows
it takes two to porno.
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- Pardon me, pornog, Blake.
- Oh, thank you.
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Holy wobbly-woos.
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We got bb-dubs.
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Look out.
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We got some dominatrix.
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- Muscle babes.
- I'm into that.
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I like vascularity in the breasts.
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Oh, check out this girl
with the Tina fey glasses.
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I wouldn't mind getting
in her bossy pants.
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Stylish, sophisticated.
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Says her name is Justanna.
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Ooh.
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Tokens, we love tokens.
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She's magnificent!
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You know what feels really good?
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Tokens.
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She's breathtaking.
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She's slapping her pussy
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elegantly.
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Wow, look at all the dudes
in this room.
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It's a packed house, check it out.
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They're all checking a load of her.
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I just painted this one,
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because I love beautiful
lookout points.
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Zoiks! She's an art babe!
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Methinks I'm in love.
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Ooh, thanks for the tip,
kevinjamesfan6.
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- Oh, God! These guys are animals.
- The next guy to go private
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gets to see me paint a masterpiece.
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- Go private.
- Wait.
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It's credit card only though.
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I don't care.
I'm on it, boys.
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- Oh, yeah.
- That's okay, yeah, baby.
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- Wait, wait, wait, wait...
- Saving her life.
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Before we take the honor
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of going private with Justanna,
I wanna make it clear
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that we do not crank down
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under any circumstances.
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We will treat her like a lady.
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We will treat her like a real chick.
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You know, but what is the
definition of "cranking down"?
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The definition of "cranking down" is
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grabbing your penis and thrusting it
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until you climax.
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Grabbing your penis
and thrusting it? Sure.
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- Cool, cool.
- I promise.
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Here we go.
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Ooh, hey, boys.
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Hey!
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Wow, three boys?
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So much to love.
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Tell me about yourselves.
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Well, I feel the easiest way
to do that would be...
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and a three, and a two, and a...
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♪ you say ♪
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♪ I only hear what I want to ♪
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♪ I don't listen hard ♪
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♪ I don't pay attention ♪
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♪ To the distance
that you're running ♪
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♪ To anyone, anywhere ♪
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♪ I don't understand,
if you really care ♪
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♪ I'm only hearing negative,
no, no, no, no ♪
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Here's my trick.
It is called...
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"Rocking our baby."
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That's our baby right there.
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And I drop the baby,
and then I catch it.
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- I will be a great dad.
- Whoo!
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I mean, as soon as you have
him treating you that way...
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abusive... you get the heck
out of there.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
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- No. What?
- Aren't we done?
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It's not that bad, I guess.
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I love you so much.
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Oh, oh!
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♪ You say ♪
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♪ I only hear what I want to ♪
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Stay.
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And we'll be back
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with more Workaholics.
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{pub}Who's crying?
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Hey, whoa, whoa, hey,
hands where I can see 'em, man.
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We said no cranking down!
That's part of the agreement.
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I'm not cranking down!
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What the hell's going on in here?
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Oh, he's trying to hands-free ejack!
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- What?
- Yeah. We watched some yoga guy do it
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in a video the other day.
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This is legal.
I'm not using hands.
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- We said cranking down.
- No, no, not legal.
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Slack your bone now, Adam.
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I will tell myself
when to slack my bone.
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- I'll slack it for you!
- Oh, you're gonna slack it for me?
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Hey, morning, boys.
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Hey!
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Must have fallen asleep.
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Have you guys been watching me
all night?
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Yeah, well,
these two bozos fell asleep,
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but...
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I watched you all night long.
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That's sweet.
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- I dreamt about you.
- Yeah.
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Anyway, I made you breakfast.
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I got some toast, some Beerios,
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extra carbs for masturbating all day.
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You guys are the best, I mean it.
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We're feeling you too.
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So we're gonna go, 'cause we got work,
we're gonna be late.
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I'm glad you enjoyed breakfast.
See ya.
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We got computers at work,
we'll see you in 30.
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I don't get it.
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Why would realchixxxchat be
a forbidden website?
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Makes no sense.
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The company's only supposed
to block pornog.
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Does the name realchixxxchat
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even sound remotely
like a porno site?
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What next?
He's gonna block Google?
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Because there's two "o"s,
and they look like breasts?
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That doesn't make any sense.
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You can watch all kinds of stuff.
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Yes, lord knows, last week,
all we were doing all day
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was watching breast-feeding videos.
- Yeah.
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And those Brazilian kids that
were dancing behind each other.
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They were like five years old.
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Justanna, right now, is going
private with a ton of dudes.
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Probably rich dudes
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who are wearing Aristotle
and Ambercrombie & Fidge.
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And we're just sitting here
all merona-ed out.
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Okay, she's a real chick.
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So we need
to treat her like a real chick
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and force her to love us.
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- Sure, yeah.
- Thank you.
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I got it.
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But, dude, we can't flex on fools,
if we can't even log on.
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Alice's computer accesses pornog.
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How do you know that?
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Because sometimes...
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I masturbate in her office.
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Alice, you're not gonna believe this.
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We just saw your ex-husband
in the parking lot.
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Ooh! For Valentine's day?
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That is so cute.
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My ex is in the parking lot?
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Yeah.
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And he's asking for you.
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He mentioned he had
a surprise. It's flowers.
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For Valentine's day!
Oh, my God!
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- It makes so much sense!
- There are flowers.
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I haven't seen that jerk
in, like, four years.
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I wonder who died.
Excuse me.
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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- He probably still loves you.
- Yeah.
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See what...
go, go, go, go.
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Justanna better not be showing
her milk missiles
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to the whole goddamn world.
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Men can be such creeps.
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Maybe I should go on first, alone.
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Mmmmaybe I should
probably go on first,
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to protect her from assholes
like kevinjamesfan6.
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- Hmm, no, no.
- Excuse me!
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- Hmm, no, okay?
- Pardon me.
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- Pardon moi, all right?
- Pardon me.
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'Cause I think I should take
the lead here, boys,
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because I did mention
that I had a question about art.
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Hey!
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Look who's just in time
to see me slap it!
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Hey!
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Okay, okay.
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I took my time to create a
composite of both of our faces,
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so we can see
what our child would look like.
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Bad dad.
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I'm calling him Justsven.
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- He's got your eyes and my mouth.
- Oh, very homely.
255
00:09:25,101 --> 00:09:26,653
Bad genes, bad genes.
256
00:09:26,729 --> 00:09:28,988
Oh, I've always wanted a little boy.
257
00:09:29,013 --> 00:09:30,558
Well, you got one!
He's got your eyes.
258
00:09:30,580 --> 00:09:33,322
And also, I'd love to take you to
lookout point of Rancho Cucamonga.
259
00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:34,726
- Okay, excuse me.
- Romantic.
260
00:09:34,763 --> 00:09:36,753
Actually, we said one topic per.
261
00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,092
- So it's my turn.
- It's romantic.
262
00:09:38,122 --> 00:09:39,648
And I would like to ask you
263
00:09:39,716 --> 00:09:42,971
to wobble your noobs back and forth,
so I can ejaculate in my pants.
264
00:09:43,014 --> 00:09:44,352
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
265
00:09:44,370 --> 00:09:45,680
Hold your "horse-ti-cles," okay?
266
00:09:45,697 --> 00:09:47,811
- We said no masturbating!
- I'm not masturbating.
267
00:09:47,829 --> 00:09:49,787
And actually we said,
"no cranking down."
268
00:09:49,816 --> 00:09:51,332
And I'm not cranking down.
269
00:09:51,378 --> 00:09:53,700
I'm just trying
to secrete my love to you...
270
00:09:53,726 --> 00:09:55,093
- Stop it.
- Without using hands.
271
00:09:55,122 --> 00:09:56,326
That's enough.
272
00:09:56,351 --> 00:09:57,476
And that's not creepy.
273
00:09:57,503 --> 00:09:59,357
Go ahead and put
your blouse back on, hon.
274
00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:00,594
I have a question about art.
275
00:10:00,621 --> 00:10:02,297
Okay?
Will you paint me nude?
276
00:10:02,338 --> 00:10:03,426
All right, all right,
277
00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,032
that actually could be
the one I'm doing.
278
00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:05,669
Stop it!
279
00:10:05,696 --> 00:10:06,689
You're really here.
280
00:10:06,714 --> 00:10:09,158
Look, you hurt me really bad,
281
00:10:09,180 --> 00:10:12,151
but I'm willing
to give you another cha...
282
00:10:12,569 --> 00:10:14,722
you're my secret admirer?
283
00:10:21,356 --> 00:10:22,747
Game on.
284
00:10:22,778 --> 00:10:24,266
Does this body work for you?
285
00:10:24,438 --> 00:10:25,645
It's actually very hard.
286
00:10:27,295 --> 00:10:29,005
- It's very hard.
- My body, your face.
287
00:10:29,071 --> 00:10:31,148
Oop!
288
00:10:31,202 --> 00:10:32,546
Oh, it's...
289
00:10:34,528 --> 00:10:36,524
so...
290
00:10:36,621 --> 00:10:37,446
♪ ohh ♪
291
00:10:37,464 --> 00:10:38,719
♪ I turned the radio on ♪
292
00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:40,173
♪ I turned the radio up ♪
293
00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:41,854
♪ And this woman was singing my... ♪
294
00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:42,976
That is enough.
295
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,377
♪ 'Cause... ♪
296
00:10:45,089 --> 00:10:48,239
That was not my ex-husband.
297
00:10:48,282 --> 00:10:50,952
You know, I thought
that he looked a lot like Bill.
298
00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:52,827
I was like, "her ex-husband
looks a lot like Bill."
299
00:10:52,855 --> 00:10:54,140
- I just put it together.
- Yeah.
300
00:10:54,181 --> 00:10:55,805
Jillian!
She pranked us.
301
00:10:55,830 --> 00:10:56,965
We all just got joshed.
302
00:10:57,008 --> 00:10:58,613
I do not appreciate it
303
00:10:58,647 --> 00:11:00,625
when people fuck
with my personal life.
304
00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:03,515
Now clock out and go home!
305
00:11:05,086 --> 00:11:06,659
♪ So you think I was naive ♪
306
00:11:06,696 --> 00:11:07,889
- Now!
- Okay, totally.
307
00:11:07,907 --> 00:11:09,180
Very sorry, all right.
308
00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:16,883
{pub}I can't believe I didn't get
to say good-bye.
309
00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:19,173
Didn't say... dude,
we almost lost our jobs today.
310
00:11:19,204 --> 00:11:22,220
Um, I don't think we should be having
this conversation without Justanna.
311
00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:23,677
No, we should not, okay?
312
00:11:23,695 --> 00:11:27,226
We need to actually just stop
this whole Justanna addiction.
313
00:11:27,634 --> 00:11:29,637
I'm sorry, but someone's got
to be the adult here.
314
00:11:29,728 --> 00:11:30,759
Where are you going?
315
00:11:30,784 --> 00:11:32,376
I'm going for a rip on my Bianchi.
316
00:11:32,393 --> 00:11:33,195
What's it look like?
317
00:11:33,227 --> 00:11:34,563
I got to blow some steam off.
318
00:11:34,614 --> 00:11:35,296
So what?
319
00:11:35,314 --> 00:11:37,526
You just take a dump on my dreams,
then you leave?
320
00:11:38,783 --> 00:11:40,378
It's what I do best.
321
00:11:41,931 --> 00:11:42,894
That guy.
322
00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:44,581
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
323
00:11:44,797 --> 00:11:45,548
Let's go...
324
00:11:45,585 --> 00:11:47,317
- Get his laptop.
- Make a salami sandwich.
325
00:11:47,654 --> 00:11:48,551
You know, it's crazy,
326
00:11:48,576 --> 00:11:51,601
from up here, Rancho Cucamonga
seems like a small town.
327
00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:53,860
You know, someday,
this city could be all ours?
328
00:11:53,891 --> 00:11:56,954
Oh, it's just so beautiful
up here, Anders.
329
00:11:56,976 --> 00:11:58,427
Actually, um...
330
00:11:58,484 --> 00:11:59,795
I've got a hard on.
331
00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:02,118
Oh, well, then
why don't you pull it out
332
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,032
and stroke it and...
333
00:12:04,294 --> 00:12:06,638
I'll turn my pussy into a glove.
334
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,488
Okay, all right.
335
00:12:08,511 --> 00:12:10,719
God, you're such a real chick.
336
00:12:10,757 --> 00:12:11,626
I love it.
337
00:12:11,655 --> 00:12:13,204
Now, if we do this,
338
00:12:13,307 --> 00:12:15,755
I would love for you
to call me your fav.
339
00:12:15,962 --> 00:12:17,173
Call me Dave, your fav.
340
00:12:17,916 --> 00:12:19,493
No, David, your favor-ID.
341
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,056
- Hey, David!
- What?
342
00:12:21,087 --> 00:12:23,821
- Okay, say I'm your Valentine.
- We knew you'd be at lookout point.
343
00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:26,910
How cliche can you get,
you backstabbing slut?
344
00:12:26,966 --> 00:12:28,560
Oh, you said no cranking down.
345
00:12:28,584 --> 00:12:30,216
You're such a hypothetical.
346
00:12:30,252 --> 00:12:31,337
You're a hypothetic.
347
00:12:31,356 --> 00:12:32,350
Yep, and disgusting.
348
00:12:32,381 --> 00:12:34,355
Hey, guys, I told him to pull it out.
349
00:12:34,390 --> 00:12:36,460
Hey, Justanna, the men are talking.
350
00:12:36,762 --> 00:12:39,343
So that whole song and dance
about breaking up
351
00:12:39,361 --> 00:12:41,345
was all a bunch
of baloney sandwich meat?
352
00:12:41,372 --> 00:12:43,254
- It's my laptop!
- Your laptop?
353
00:12:43,293 --> 00:12:45,015
- It's my laptop.
- Your laptop?
354
00:12:45,033 --> 00:12:48,231
More like, soar, laptop!
355
00:12:48,813 --> 00:12:50,732
- Justanna!
- What have you done?
356
00:12:50,765 --> 00:12:52,207
I immediately regret doing that.
357
00:12:52,232 --> 00:12:53,942
- I'm sorry about that.
- Look at us!
358
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:55,702
We're supposed
to be in this together!
359
00:12:55,787 --> 00:12:56,950
Hey, dorks!
360
00:12:57,132 --> 00:12:57,982
Shut up!
361
00:12:58,013 --> 00:13:00,736
I'm trying to finish this
"v" day with a BJ!
362
00:13:01,794 --> 00:13:03,327
High school BJs, dude.
363
00:13:03,378 --> 00:13:04,680
Miss 'em.
364
00:13:04,790 --> 00:13:06,442
I got like...
365
00:13:07,230 --> 00:13:08,313
I never got one.
366
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,100
That's what time travel is
gonna be for.
367
00:13:10,412 --> 00:13:12,408
Hey!
368
00:13:12,426 --> 00:13:13,327
Shh!
369
00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:15,478
Oh, hey, boys.
370
00:13:15,551 --> 00:13:16,701
We're hoping
371
00:13:16,757 --> 00:13:19,732
that you would join us in real life,
372
00:13:19,761 --> 00:13:20,953
in reality,
373
00:13:20,972 --> 00:13:23,003
uh, for Valentine's day.
374
00:13:23,072 --> 00:13:24,249
Just the four of us.
375
00:13:25,408 --> 00:13:27,292
Wait, I just put in $500 worth
of time the other day.
376
00:13:27,317 --> 00:13:28,903
Why don't you just put in
a little more, okay?
377
00:13:28,931 --> 00:13:30,824
Because I can't,
my credit card's maxed out.
378
00:13:30,841 --> 00:13:32,126
I bought a laptop.
379
00:13:32,142 --> 00:13:34,228
What kind
of Bobo credit card do you have?
380
00:13:34,287 --> 00:13:37,076
It's not Bobo, it's Discover,
and it pays to, okay?
381
00:13:37,106 --> 00:13:37,989
Doesn't seem like it.
382
00:13:38,013 --> 00:13:39,591
'Cause you're the one
who maxed it out,
383
00:13:39,609 --> 00:13:41,958
trying to hands-free Jack when...
really?
384
00:13:41,994 --> 00:13:43,084
That's a worthy endeavor.
385
00:13:43,103 --> 00:13:45,131
You don't have
the mental bandwidth
386
00:13:45,183 --> 00:13:46,627
to pull that off, playboy.
387
00:13:46,646 --> 00:13:48,621
- I don't have the mental bandwidth?
- No.
388
00:13:48,639 --> 00:13:50,824
You have no idea how wide my band is.
389
00:13:50,848 --> 00:13:52,275
- It's like a cat's tail.
- You know what?
390
00:13:52,294 --> 00:13:53,986
I'll hands-free right now.
Watch, in public.
391
00:13:54,028 --> 00:13:55,232
- Go for it.
- Watch, I'm doin' it.
392
00:13:55,276 --> 00:13:56,487
I'm at half-mast already.
393
00:13:56,512 --> 00:13:58,715
- Hey, fellas.
- I'm gonna blow in a minute.
394
00:13:58,739 --> 00:14:00,382
If you could be quiet for one minute,
395
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:01,600
I will explode in my pants.
396
00:14:01,635 --> 00:14:02,720
- Cool it!
- People will see you.
397
00:14:02,738 --> 00:14:04,004
Okay, there's a lot of pressure here.
398
00:14:04,029 --> 00:14:05,148
There's too much pressure.
399
00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:07,045
I need you,
I need my dude crew, right now.
400
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,199
Because I'm gonna ask her
if we can go private
401
00:14:09,230 --> 00:14:10,948
for free, all right?
Just for a second.
402
00:14:11,001 --> 00:14:13,755
- Just for your daddies.
- No, I'm not allowed.
403
00:14:13,958 --> 00:14:15,043
Okay.
404
00:14:15,335 --> 00:14:16,681
You've got to be kidding me.
What?
405
00:14:16,705 --> 00:14:17,842
That was fun!
406
00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:20,086
All right, kevinjamesfan6 says,
407
00:14:20,130 --> 00:14:21,641
"pay up or shut up.
408
00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:24,530
Now start beating your bread box"?
409
00:14:24,561 --> 00:14:26,099
- Oh, you don't...
- That's our girl!
410
00:14:26,118 --> 00:14:27,311
You don't talk
to our woman like that!
411
00:14:27,354 --> 00:14:28,606
Tell him to...
412
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,855
- Uh...
- Mm...
413
00:14:31,874 --> 00:14:33,636
What did we say to that one guy?
414
00:14:33,685 --> 00:14:34,691
We were leaving the bar...
415
00:14:34,732 --> 00:14:36,285
- You said...
- No, and I said,
416
00:14:36,316 --> 00:14:38,456
- "oh, suck it."
- Yes!
417
00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:40,950
I said "suck it."
With, like, three "u"s though,
418
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,624
so he knows we mean business.
419
00:14:42,937 --> 00:14:45,068
Anna! I'm being told there's
someone in your chat room
420
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,649
hassling customers, is that right?
421
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,610
Well, block him,
and get back to slapping it!
422
00:14:48,758 --> 00:14:49,634
Now!
423
00:14:51,877 --> 00:14:52,833
- Banned?
- What?
424
00:14:52,871 --> 00:14:56,033
Fu-u-u-u-udge!
425
00:14:56,690 --> 00:14:58,152
Uh, Superfudge.
426
00:14:58,217 --> 00:14:59,160
Judy Blume.
427
00:14:59,201 --> 00:15:02,021
It's a... literary classic.
428
00:15:08,376 --> 00:15:11,005
{pub}So, according to my credit card bill,
429
00:15:11,027 --> 00:15:12,537
this is the real chick's chat office.
430
00:15:12,724 --> 00:15:14,602
We just need
to be some polite-ass dudes,
431
00:15:14,639 --> 00:15:16,171
charm the fuck out of the secretary.
432
00:15:16,193 --> 00:15:16,862
Oh!
433
00:15:16,886 --> 00:15:18,825
She'll probably tell us
where Justanna lives.
434
00:15:18,843 --> 00:15:21,256
Yeah, then we can tell 'em about
that abusive boyfriend dude.
435
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:21,961
That's right.
436
00:15:21,992 --> 00:15:23,436
And then we can have
Justanna move in with us,
437
00:15:23,448 --> 00:15:25,873
for at least Valentine's day.
- What? You're leaving? No, stay.
438
00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:27,185
No, I thought
you would have left already.
439
00:15:27,214 --> 00:15:29,679
I thought I could leave,
but I was wrong.
440
00:15:30,183 --> 00:15:32,553
Mm! Drama.
441
00:15:32,797 --> 00:15:34,041
Girlfriend, please.
442
00:15:34,077 --> 00:15:35,446
Have you guys seen Entourage?
443
00:15:35,474 --> 00:15:37,237
His name's "drama," he's funny.
444
00:15:37,262 --> 00:15:38,302
I think he's, like, the funny one.
445
00:15:38,327 --> 00:15:39,922
Oh, my God.
446
00:15:40,084 --> 00:15:41,052
You guys.
447
00:15:41,096 --> 00:15:42,340
You guys, we had it all wrong.
448
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,213
Realchixxxchat is like
a giant sex prison.
449
00:15:44,225 --> 00:15:46,594
Our plan just shape-shifted.
We got to save these girls, man.
450
00:15:46,619 --> 00:15:50,307
We got to go find Anna, and then we got
to open up a battered-women's shelter.
451
00:15:50,332 --> 00:15:52,327
- At our house, preferably.
- I say we split up,
452
00:15:52,346 --> 00:15:53,869
just in case one of us
gets caught or something.
453
00:15:53,894 --> 00:15:55,021
I'll go this way.
Psych.
454
00:15:55,039 --> 00:15:56,916
I'm going this way.
Justanna!
455
00:15:57,215 --> 00:15:58,810
Justanna!
Justanna!
456
00:15:59,064 --> 00:16:00,102
I saved your life.
457
00:16:00,115 --> 00:16:01,552
You're free! Run!
458
00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:02,956
Come on, you're free!
Get out of here!
459
00:16:02,981 --> 00:16:03,744
Justanna?
460
00:16:03,775 --> 00:16:05,105
Oh, hey!
Damn, girl.
461
00:16:05,117 --> 00:16:06,693
Hey, just...
oh, I'm sorry.
462
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:07,819
Justanna?
463
00:16:07,837 --> 00:16:09,625
You're free to go, okay?
Get out of here.
464
00:16:10,285 --> 00:16:11,285
Excuse me,
465
00:16:11,316 --> 00:16:12,674
uh, I'm looking for Justanna.
466
00:16:12,699 --> 00:16:14,363
- I was gonna free her.
- Justanna?
467
00:16:14,394 --> 00:16:16,257
Yeah, I mean, I'll free you too.
See, it's no big deal.
468
00:16:16,281 --> 00:16:17,450
- God, boy!
- Jeez!
469
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,209
Get back here and suck my dick.
470
00:16:19,252 --> 00:16:20,512
- Justanna!
- Strong!
471
00:16:20,529 --> 00:16:22,938
You're free, go.
Go, tan!
472
00:16:22,963 --> 00:16:24,048
Go tan!
It's still sunny out!
473
00:16:24,075 --> 00:16:25,091
Holy shit!
474
00:16:25,839 --> 00:16:26,735
Suck it.
475
00:16:26,766 --> 00:16:27,982
Oh! Come on, let's go!
476
00:16:27,984 --> 00:16:29,103
You don't have to be here anymore.
477
00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:31,249
Hey! My show! My tips!
478
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:32,702
- Motherfucker!
- Ow!
479
00:16:32,727 --> 00:16:35,691
- You get your ass out!
- Ow! Ow! Oh, Jesus!
480
00:16:35,734 --> 00:16:36,700
Justanna!
481
00:16:37,006 --> 00:16:38,875
- Oh!
- Justanna!
482
00:16:38,955 --> 00:16:40,575
Oh, my God! We're gonna
come back for you guys.
483
00:16:40,593 --> 00:16:42,113
We're gonna free those... you.
484
00:16:42,148 --> 00:16:44,368
- Justanna!
- Yeah, it's on now!
485
00:16:44,722 --> 00:16:45,749
Animals.
486
00:16:46,536 --> 00:16:47,655
Were they chasing you?
487
00:16:47,694 --> 00:16:49,017
Justanna?
488
00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:52,071
Nope.
489
00:16:52,099 --> 00:16:53,810
Just me.
490
00:16:54,044 --> 00:16:55,103
Great job, fellas.
491
00:16:55,123 --> 00:16:57,141
Trespassing and possibly assault.
492
00:16:57,236 --> 00:16:58,527
Cops will love that.
493
00:16:58,552 --> 00:16:59,957
No, the cops are gonna love you.
494
00:16:59,988 --> 00:17:02,102
Because you're running
a sex trafficking business.
495
00:17:02,140 --> 00:17:02,914
Sex trafficking?
496
00:17:02,932 --> 00:17:05,019
I'm on the board of
the chamber of commerce, fellas.
497
00:17:05,044 --> 00:17:07,098
Well, then you let her out
of that chamber!
498
00:17:07,329 --> 00:17:08,473
Of commerce.
499
00:17:08,498 --> 00:17:09,675
Hey, look, man, all right?
500
00:17:09,690 --> 00:17:12,014
Justanna's our sweetheart, okay?
501
00:17:12,051 --> 00:17:13,716
She's everybody's sweetheart.
502
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,393
We're not leaving without her.
503
00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:18,186
Okay, I'll call her in.
504
00:17:18,881 --> 00:17:19,957
Anna?
505
00:17:21,095 --> 00:17:22,572
Anna?
506
00:17:23,214 --> 00:17:24,495
I don't know how to work the phone.
507
00:17:24,507 --> 00:17:26,000
So maybe we should just go to her.
508
00:17:26,047 --> 00:17:27,610
Ooh, that's naughty.
509
00:17:27,634 --> 00:17:28,914
You're bad.
510
00:17:28,951 --> 00:17:30,270
- Here we go.
- Justanna!
511
00:17:30,288 --> 00:17:31,447
It's me! It's us!
512
00:17:31,472 --> 00:17:32,516
Hey! Hey!
513
00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:34,148
- Hands off!
- Okay.
514
00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:36,659
These guys came here
to rescue you, Anna.
515
00:17:36,757 --> 00:17:38,819
They said you're their sweetheart.
516
00:17:38,966 --> 00:17:40,918
What are you guys doing here?
517
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,018
Uh...
518
00:17:42,985 --> 00:17:44,756
Well, if you must know,
519
00:17:44,790 --> 00:17:46,959
we think we're falling for you, babe.
520
00:17:46,990 --> 00:17:48,661
Like, in the love way.
521
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:50,647
Blake, you guys don't even know me.
522
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:53,264
I think we actually know
a lot about you.
523
00:17:53,386 --> 00:17:55,442
There's a little twinkle in your eye,
524
00:17:55,461 --> 00:17:57,977
you have those cute little glasses,
525
00:17:57,996 --> 00:17:59,996
and the way you smack your pussy.
526
00:18:00,050 --> 00:18:01,344
Okay, well, what you don't know is
527
00:18:01,362 --> 00:18:03,246
that three babies crawled
out of here.
528
00:18:03,272 --> 00:18:05,191
But what about
the paintings? Your art?
529
00:18:05,213 --> 00:18:07,174
You can't just flush
your dreams down the toilet.
530
00:18:07,209 --> 00:18:10,260
The art is just a gimmick.
Keith paints these.
531
00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:11,944
You like 'em, right?
Cool paintings?
532
00:18:11,989 --> 00:18:13,838
No, they're bad, they're terrible.
533
00:18:13,848 --> 00:18:15,887
It's like a stupid,
dumb baby drew 'em.
534
00:18:15,906 --> 00:18:18,310
- Oh, a dumb baby drew this?
- Dumb little baby.
535
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,307
You're showing your ignorance
of composition.
536
00:18:20,338 --> 00:18:21,626
Okay, so we're here
537
00:18:21,645 --> 00:18:23,685
because you're the happiest,
most joyful person
538
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,110
that we've ever shared
our lives with.
539
00:18:25,128 --> 00:18:27,611
And we want to share
the rest of our lives with you.
540
00:18:27,652 --> 00:18:29,726
I've been in and out
of psych wards my whole life.
541
00:18:29,745 --> 00:18:32,456
You guys just don't want to be alone
542
00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:34,327
on another Valentine's day.
543
00:18:35,494 --> 00:18:36,080
That's...
544
00:18:36,092 --> 00:18:38,516
- yeah, that's it, sure.
- Okay.
545
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,081
I tell you what.
546
00:18:40,727 --> 00:18:43,832
How about tonight, and tonight only,
547
00:18:44,754 --> 00:18:47,683
I come, uh, hang out with you guys?
548
00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:49,884
What do you say?
549
00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:55,168
Three giant babies crawled
through that vagina hole?
550
00:18:55,187 --> 00:18:56,316
- Oh, man.
- Pass!
551
00:18:56,340 --> 00:18:57,742
And she was committed?
552
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,393
So she's, like, a nuts person?
553
00:18:59,418 --> 00:19:01,556
Oh, yeah, let's not forget
the most important thing.
554
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:03,246
She wasn't an artist, okay?
555
00:19:03,432 --> 00:19:04,408
Deal breaker.
556
00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:05,864
- Not for me.
- Right, sure.
557
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:06,906
It was more the crazy thing
558
00:19:06,918 --> 00:19:09,292
and all the babies crawling
out of her vag.
559
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:12,376
- Thought she was an artist, and she
lied to us. - Three gross little things.
560
00:19:12,879 --> 00:19:14,365
Can we get two kamikazes?
561
00:19:14,422 --> 00:19:15,403
But...
562
00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:18,742
She did teach us how to talk
to real chicks.
563
00:19:19,002 --> 00:19:21,262
Yeah. Yeah.
564
00:19:21,949 --> 00:19:24,365
Yo!
Hey, what's up?
565
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,101
How about I intro you birds
566
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:28,136
to my main man Der-kenstock
over there?
567
00:19:28,212 --> 00:19:29,248
Over here!
568
00:19:29,266 --> 00:19:30,430
We call him the plumber,
569
00:19:30,442 --> 00:19:34,125
because he will straight fix
your leaky pipes.
570
00:19:34,667 --> 00:19:36,712
He ain't lyin'.
Speaking of lion...
571
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:38,995
My main man with the mane, ma'am,
572
00:19:39,007 --> 00:19:40,509
this is Blake, ma'am.
573
00:19:40,878 --> 00:19:41,872
Hung like a rhino,
574
00:19:41,899 --> 00:19:43,670
and educated about women's bodies,
575
00:19:43,710 --> 00:19:46,006
like a gyno... cologist.
576
00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:47,030
- Floop!
- That was good.
577
00:19:47,058 --> 00:19:48,298
That was really good, Ders.
578
00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:51,375
- "Like a gynecologist."
- That's a vaginal doctor.
579
00:19:51,393 --> 00:19:53,192
- Right.
- That's him.
580
00:19:53,217 --> 00:19:54,831
I can hear that, I can hear that.
581
00:19:54,849 --> 00:19:56,474
- That's checking out.
- Yeah, it is.
582
00:19:56,806 --> 00:20:00,236
And last, but definitely not gay...
583
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,686
- Mm-mm.
- No can do.
584
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,635
- Pew-pew! Pew-pew!
- We got Adam.
585
00:20:03,947 --> 00:20:06,371
And why don't you ladies
go ahead and give him a hand?
586
00:20:06,389 --> 00:20:07,619
Because he doesn't need one.
587
00:20:07,631 --> 00:20:09,868
Oh, we're doing that?
Oh, we're doing that right now?
588
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:10,845
Bring it on, man.
589
00:20:10,863 --> 00:20:12,691
I think I can handle that.
590
00:20:15,073 --> 00:20:17,412
Oh, I'm at half-mast already.
591
00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:20,328
- Get it, boy.
- Hoo! Hoo!
592
00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:22,796
Papa came to play.
Papa came to play.
593
00:20:22,814 --> 00:20:24,964
He's hands-free masturbating
in front of you.
594
00:20:24,988 --> 00:20:26,741
Oh, it's working!
It's actually...
595
00:20:26,772 --> 00:20:28,633
- oh!
- Whoa! Oh! Oh!
596
00:20:28,909 --> 00:20:30,009
All right.
597
00:20:30,043 --> 00:20:31,766
You got me wet.
598
00:20:31,824 --> 00:20:35,872
How about I return the Favreau, John?
599
00:20:35,896 --> 00:20:36,918
- Nice.
- Oh!
600
00:20:36,943 --> 00:20:39,631
- He's a direct...
- Hey, what are you doing?
601
00:20:39,643 --> 00:20:40,615
Whoa, man, okay.
602
00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:43,393
What do you say we just go
home and boot up some porno?
603
00:20:43,411 --> 00:20:44,437
Yeah, I'd love to.
604
00:20:44,468 --> 00:20:46,016
We don't have a laptop, remember?
605
00:20:46,991 --> 00:20:50,160
Wild Things is on Starz at 8:50.
606
00:20:50,721 --> 00:20:53,945
- That's a date.
- It's been a while since we've seen it.
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