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- All right,
I got a serious question.
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For $100,000,
would you suck a man's penis?
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- A man's penis?
I don't know.
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- Yeah,
you get to pick the dude.
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- So final dick approval?
- All yours.
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- Choose any dick I want to?
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- Whoever's dick,
except for me and Blake's.
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- All right.
- Well...
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- Then yeah, totally.
Definitely.
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- Okay.
- Uh-huh, 100 Gs?
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Yeah, I think so.
- Whoo!
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Okay, what about $75,000?
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- Oh, yeah.
Yeah, for sure.
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- Let's get real.
5 grand.
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- Yes.
- Really'?
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- I'd be 30 seconds away
from getting
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a pretty sweet used motorcycle.
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- No, it would take you
way longer than that, dude.
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- No, I think-
- Who do you think you are?
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- Are you kidding me right now?
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Have you seen these lips?
- I have.
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- Have you enjoyed the presence
of me eating a kielbasa?
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It's ridonk.
- Wow.
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- It's weird. Girls are like,
"I'm impressed by that."
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- Okay, hold on.
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What is the absolute
least amount of money
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you could get paid
to blow a guy'?
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- Now we're talking.
- If I'm honest with myself?
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- Yeah.
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- I'd have to say...
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$900.
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[tires screeching]
- Oh, my God!
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- Whoa!
- Oh, my God.
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Wait.
- Was that a-
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- Are you okay?
Are you all right?
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- Uh, yeah, yeah.
I think so.
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Could you give me a...
- Got you, buddy.
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- No sweat.
Don't sweat it.
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- Did you say 900 bucks?
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- No, I said $9,000.
I said $9,000.
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- I heard $900.
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- No, I said "thousand," dude.
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I've got standards.
I'm not just blowing everybody.
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Grow up.
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[hip hop music]
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- ♪ I'm fresh ♪
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♪♪
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- ♪ You gotta, you gotta,
you gotta ♪
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- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪
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- All right, I got one.
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How much to punch
your mother in the face?
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- And you really got to try
and knock her out.
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- 30 grand,
I'm laying that chick out cold.
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Lovely woman, but... pow!
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- Dude, where is everybody?
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It's like a Saturday
or something.
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- Yeah, really.
Is it a ditch day?
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Do we have those here?
Oh, we should start a ditch day.
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- Let's do it.
- Yeah, we should.
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- Fumble!
- Oh!
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- Are you fucking
kidding me right now?
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What are you doing?
We're in the conference room.
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He's here.
- Who's here?
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- Bruce Benson, Adam,
the CEO of the company.
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- Never heard of him.
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- Didn't you check
your work email?
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- Work em-is that
something that's real?
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Work email?
- I wouldn't worry about this.
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I'm pretty sure we can
charm the CEO's pants off.
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- Good morning, everyone.
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I'm Bruce Benson-
yes, that Bruce Benson-
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the CEO of TelAmeriCorp.
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So our annual investors' meeting
is tomorrow morning-
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- Let's go.
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- And I have a big announcement
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that will affect
all of your futures.
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So I think you deserve
to hear first that...
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lunch is on me!
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[cheers and applause]
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Hardee's for everyone!
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- Hardee's or Arby's?
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I hope it's not Hardee's.
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I heard their fries
are just rat tails.
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- Hey. Bruce Benson.
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- That's a beautiful watch.
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- Oh, you know what?
It's yours.
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- Oh, thank you, sir!
- Wait.
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You can't have it,
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not without the shirt too.
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- What a cool-ass boss.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Hey, hey.
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- Where are you going?
- Our phone is runni-
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Our car is ring-
Ugh.
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- I got to go...
work out or something right now.
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- Well, whatever.
He wants to meet everybody.
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So just smile
and try to act normal.
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- [clears throat]
- Hey
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- Oh, my God.
- Mm.
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- Mr. Benson,
good to re-meet you,
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'cause we met each other
earlier.
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Do you remember?
- I do remember.
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- Oh, good.
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So then you don't have
any brain damage-whew!
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- We were worried.
We were worried about that.
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- Yeah, what are we
talking about?
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- We accidentally hit this guy
with our car this morning,
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so we're just-
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it's hilarious,
so we're laughing.
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- Our bad.
- It's not funny.
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These three psychopaths
almost killed me.
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Lunch, Maxwell's.
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We're gonna discuss
your future at this company.
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- What a cool-ass boss.
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[soft piano music playing]
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- Mr. Benson, hello.
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- Hey, how's your food?
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- Mm, looking good.
- Finish chewing.
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- Nice blazer.
Whoa.
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- Let's just cut to the chase.
- Wait.
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Before you say anything,
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just want to let you know
we know we got off
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to a rocky start this morning.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- But it is so natural
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for people
to hit people in cars.
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- Yes, it's truly-it's just
something that happens
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if you-if you live
in the world.
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So you do.
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- Just sit and listen.
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- Just saying
you're making a mistake here.
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- Wow, this is so harsh.
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- Job is fun, but...
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- You're firing us...
- Pretty good employees...
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I cannot go back
to working at Hot Topic,
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because they said
I have to cut my hair,
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and I could've swore
their thing was punk rock.
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- Hew Shh.
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I'm not gonna fire you.
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- [chuckles]
- Okay.
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Great.
- Oh, my gosh!
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I thought for sure
he was gonna fire us.
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Wow.
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- I want to pay you
$10,000 to kill me.
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- What?
- Huh?
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- That's real?
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- So I'm just
gonna leave this here.
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You guys talk it over.
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I'll be out back, waiting...
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to die, hopefully.
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- Okay, this guy's
insane, right?
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- I mean, I don't know.
Like, suicide, right?
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Like, if your mother
was on her deathbed
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and she asked you to kill her,
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you wouldn't just
take the pillow, and...
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smother her to heaven?
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- Adam, this guy's
not dying, okay?
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He had a bad day at the office.
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There's a difference.
- Who knows?
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- No, wait.
I am not done with that.
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There are some calamari...
- Sorry, it's really good.
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- He loves this stuff.
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- Okay, I don't think
that I need to say this,
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but you guys are you guys,
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so we're not going
to kill this person, right?
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- Um.
- Are you serious, Adam?
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- No.
I'm not really serio-
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I don't want to kill the dude,
but, like...
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we should talk about it
a little bit, right?
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10,000 bucks?
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That's enough to get us
our own hot air balloon
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or Jet Skis, or, like,
just a cool riding lawn mower
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for the-you know, whatever.
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- What are you-
you're doing that right now?
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- Yes, it's a bathroom.
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You're the weird one
for not pissing.
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- Actually,
that's not a bad idea, Adam.
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I do have to tink.
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Oh, look,
they got a sports section.
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- Oh, I want sports.
I got travel.
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Pinch and switch.
- Okay.
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- ORGY-
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- You guys,
there's someone out there
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that asked us to murder them.
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Are you ready
to kill someone dead?
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- Yeah, American soldiers
kill people, like, every day.
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Are you better
than American soldiers, man?
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Like, think about other people.
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- Oh, that's airtight logic.
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- Okay, what is this fight in
the Middle East all about, dude?
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Cash money, right?
And what's this about?
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This is about
cash money as well.
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- Stop pointing it at me!
- 10,000 little cash monies.
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- Adam, I'm with Ders, man.
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I mean, really,
if you wanted, like, 10 Gs,
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couldn't you just
blow 11 dudes at 9 hundo a pop?
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- Okay, I said 9,000-
[gun clatters]
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- [shrieks]
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- Oh, man!
It's a gun!
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Oh!
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- Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
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- ♪ He's insane ♪
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- Hey, what's the beef, chief?
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- All right, boys.
Are you ready to do this?
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I know just the place
to drop my body
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or my head, at least.
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- Stop.
Why do you want us to kill you?
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- Because
you're clearly psychopaths.
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- Wow, I'm kind of the furthest
thing from a psychopath.
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- So you'd suck a dick for $900
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but you won't kill a stranger
for 10 grand?
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- Okay, I said 9,000, okay'?
You want to go right now, dude?
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- Stop it. Okay,
clearly he is a psychopath.
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- I said 9,000.
- Relax.
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My question is,
why do you want to die?
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- Don't you get it?
I'm spineless.
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I've mismanaged this company
into the ground,
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and I have to tell
the investors tomorrow,
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and I can't do it.
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H-hell, I tried to jump
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in front of your car
this morning,
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but at the last minute,
I bailed.
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I couldn't even do that.
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- Car dodging?
That's cool.
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I did that once after seeing
the movie The Program.
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So good.
Have you seen it?
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- Yeah, I actually cofinancedit
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- So good.
- Look at me.
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I should've just been
a public school teacher
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like my idiot mom.
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- Shouldn't say that.
- I'm about to cry.
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I'm really gonna cry here.
- You know what?
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Get in the car.
- What are you doing?
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- So you'll do it?
- Huh?
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- You'll kill me?
- No-
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Oh, no!
No.
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Okay.
[chamber winding]
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This... uh-huh?
- No! Don't!
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- And you know what?
- What?
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- Now there's only
four bullets left.
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And if you
don't get in that car,
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I'm throwing two more.
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- Yup, YUP-
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- Okay, take it easy, buddy.
Take it easy.
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I'm gonna get in the car.
- [laughing]
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- I call shotgun!
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- Now we're holding the cards,
huh?
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Okay, work sucks.
Nobody likes their job.
248
00:08:13,786 --> 00:08:15,913
- Except Jamie Foxx.
- Right, that's true.
249
00:08:16,038 --> 00:08:17,790
- But we work for the weekends.
250
00:08:17,915 --> 00:08:19,155
- And we know today's Thursday,
251
00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:21,877
but we're gonna party
like it's Friday, dude.
252
00:08:22,003 --> 00:08:24,171
- It's Wednesday.
- Is it?
253
00:08:24,296 --> 00:08:26,340
- All right,
well, it is settled.
254
00:08:26,465 --> 00:08:28,718
We are gonna throw you
a party that is just gonna
255
00:08:28,843 --> 00:08:30,845
make you want to live
the rest of your life.
256
00:08:30,970 --> 00:08:32,722
Now, get out.
257
00:08:32,847 --> 00:08:34,140
- Or what?
258
00:08:36,058 --> 00:08:38,853
Okay, okay, okay!
I'm going.
259
00:08:41,272 --> 00:08:42,398
- Yo, boss,
can I borrow the whip
260
00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:43,691
and go to the liquor store?
261
00:08:43,816 --> 00:08:45,026
- [Sigh] Keep it.
262
00:08:45,151 --> 00:08:46,569
Hopefully, I'll be dead
by the time you get back.
263
00:08:46,694 --> 00:08:49,238
- Thank you,
but don't joke about that.
264
00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:51,782
I'll get some booze,
some Doritos Collisions.
265
00:08:51,907 --> 00:08:53,117
Get this party torqued.
266
00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:54,618
All right,
I'm gonna get the Collisions,
267
00:08:54,744 --> 00:08:55,744
maybe some booze,
268
00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:57,266
but I'm really
gonna go for a joyride.
269
00:08:57,371 --> 00:09:00,124
- Wow, Ders.
You're a wild man.
270
00:09:00,249 --> 00:09:01,250
- I know.
271
00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:02,585
[engine turning over]
272
00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,253
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
273
00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:08,382
- Tonight's party
is gonna be weird...
274
00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:09,507
in a good way.
275
00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:10,550
- Yes.
276
00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:12,261
It is gonna be so awesome.
277
00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:13,971
Anything you want, man,
you name it.
278
00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:15,598
It's your credit card.
279
00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,266
- You know
what'd really be cool?
280
00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:18,893
Putting a bullet
through my face.
281
00:09:19,018 --> 00:09:20,352
- Okay.
- You know what?
282
00:09:20,478 --> 00:09:22,813
I would love to just end
your suffering.
283
00:09:22,938 --> 00:09:25,566
I really would.
I would. I'm your guy.
284
00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:27,568
If you would've caught me
without these two,
285
00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:29,612
you would've been dead
in an alley somewhere.
286
00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:31,781
But what would you
want to do for fun,
287
00:09:31,906 --> 00:09:33,574
since I can't murder you?
288
00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:35,540
- Do you cut loose?
Do you drink? Do you smoke?
289
00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:37,078
Do you like getting wild?
290
00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:40,122
Say bye to the bullets.
291
00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,917
- Okay, okay!
I like girls.
292
00:09:43,042 --> 00:09:44,322
- What type of girls
do you like?
293
00:09:44,335 --> 00:09:45,961
- I don't know.
294
00:09:46,087 --> 00:09:47,630
I've never really had
a girlfriend.
295
00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:49,215
- What?
296
00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:51,967
Whoa, dude.
You're like that movie.
297
00:09:52,093 --> 00:09:53,302
That's weird!
298
00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:54,470
You have an Escalade
299
00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:56,263
and you don't
have a girlfriend, man?
300
00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:58,388
You could just, like,
cruise past ice cream parlors
301
00:09:58,390 --> 00:09:59,850
and pick up chicks
in that thing.
302
00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:03,145
- Hey, I know what it's like
not to have a girlfriend.
303
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,147
It's not a big deal,
'cause you know what?
304
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:08,150
We have our imaginations.
Right?
305
00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,735
- This is the saddest thing
I've ever heard.
306
00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:10,986
- Who's your dream girl?
307
00:10:11,112 --> 00:10:12,613
- Michelle Obama.
308
00:10:12,738 --> 00:10:13,948
- We can work with that.
309
00:10:14,073 --> 00:10:16,450
Somebody get me a phone book.
310
00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:17,827
- I'll do it.
- Thank you.
311
00:10:17,952 --> 00:10:19,745
- Whoop, there it is.
312
00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:22,289
- And I'm just
gonna put this on there,
313
00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:24,291
'cause my lap gets all hot.
314
00:10:28,129 --> 00:10:29,255
- [knocking]
315
00:10:29,380 --> 00:10:30,881
Open up, man.
316
00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:32,550
Come on, man.
Let me in.
317
00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:35,761
Sorry it took so long.
I was street racing Asian kids.
318
00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:37,847
- [whispering]
The password, sir.
319
00:10:37,972 --> 00:10:39,849
- What?
- You have to have a password.
320
00:10:39,974 --> 00:10:41,600
- Sorry, you know the rules.
- I got the Doritos.
321
00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:43,086
And I got some
Kahlua Mudslide Mix,
322
00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:45,020
but they didn't double bag it,
so it's about to rip.
323
00:10:45,146 --> 00:10:46,647
- You have to know the password.
324
00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:48,357
- Yeah.
- It is ripping right now.
325
00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:49,525
Just let me in!
326
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:52,528
[upbeat jazz music playing]
327
00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:54,029
♪♪
328
00:10:54,155 --> 00:10:55,447
What the hell's going on here?
329
00:10:55,573 --> 00:10:57,908
- Celebrity look-alike
swingers party.
330
00:10:58,033 --> 00:10:59,493
- What?
- Uh-huh.
331
00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:02,204
- Yeah, I'm Shaun White.
Sean Astin.
332
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,539
Rudy? Huh?
333
00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:06,709
- We're the Shauns!
- We're the Seans!
334
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:07,834
We planned that.
335
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,003
We were waiting for you
to come in.
336
00:11:09,128 --> 00:11:10,838
Jillian's here.
She's Lady Gaga.
337
00:11:10,963 --> 00:11:13,215
She's looking good.
Nicholson. Jack Nicholson.
338
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:16,468
He's so good.
"You can't handle the truth."
339
00:11:16,594 --> 00:11:17,970
That was-l-l don't know
if that's good.
340
00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:19,597
We'll work on it.
341
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:21,762
You can be Paul Walker
if you play your cards right.
342
00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:23,245
- What if I don't
play my cards right?
343
00:11:23,309 --> 00:11:25,936
- Hey, everybody,
Macaulay Culkin's here.
344
00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:27,313
- Shh, stop.
- Ahh!
345
00:11:27,438 --> 00:11:29,690
- I'm Paul Walker,
not MacCulkin.
346
00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:31,108
- Macaulay Culkin, dude.
347
00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:32,693
- But I'm Paul Walker, right?
348
00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:34,778
- Yeah, I see it now.
- Cool.
349
00:11:34,904 --> 00:11:36,989
What does any of this
have to do with Mr. Benson?
350
00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:39,950
- Oh, well, he said that his
dream girl was Michelle Obama,
351
00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:42,494
so we hired
her celebrity look-alike.
352
00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:45,247
- Looking good.
- That, I understand.
353
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,583
So how does Whoopi Goldberg
and Dog the Bounty Hunter
354
00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:49,126
fit into the equation?
355
00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:50,920
- Okay, I can't believe
you're asking that question.
356
00:11:51,045 --> 00:11:53,797
But, you know, celebrities,
they make life worth living.
357
00:11:53,923 --> 00:11:56,091
Do you ever read magazines?
- [laughs]
358
00:11:56,217 --> 00:11:58,219
- Come on, all we have to do
is show Benson a great time...
359
00:11:58,344 --> 00:11:59,261
- That's all we have to do.
360
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,055
- And then get him hooked up
with the first lady.
361
00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:02,097
- Yeah, that's all
we have to do.
362
00:12:02,223 --> 00:12:03,265
- All right, let's do it.
Let's do it.
363
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,270
Where's Mr. Benson?
- He's having fun somewhere-
364
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,518
[gunshot]
365
00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:19,113
- [blows sharply]
- Hey
366
00:12:19,198 --> 00:12:20,449
What are you doing
with a gun in here?
367
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:21,909
- What?
They're just blanks.
368
00:12:22,034 --> 00:12:24,453
- Uh, who are you
even supposed to be?
369
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:26,247
- Isn't it obvious?
370
00:12:26,372 --> 00:12:27,623
Jason Statham.
371
00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:28,916
- No, it's not obvious,
372
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:30,876
'cause you don't look
anything like him.
373
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,878
Did you even read
the post on Craigslist?
374
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:36,090
Have some respect for it, man.
I look like Sean Astin.
375
00:12:36,215 --> 00:12:37,883
This is Macaulay Culkin.
- Anyway.
376
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:40,169
I was wondering if I could
fire off the gun during sex.
377
00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:41,887
You see,
I can't climax without it.
378
00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:43,639
- No, you can't.
379
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:46,308
- They're just blanks.
In the gun, that is.
380
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,893
My crank works just great.
381
00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:50,437
- Okay, you know what?
Give me that.
382
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,940
What is with all the guns today?
383
00:12:53,065 --> 00:12:54,984
- Fine.
Your house, your rules.
384
00:12:55,109 --> 00:12:58,320
But don't tell me I don't look
exactly like Jason Statham.
385
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,323
- Now you do, actually.
It's the attitude.
386
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,535
- The check won't cash
until I'm dead.
387
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,495
And you can kill me
however you want.
388
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:07,997
- Oh, sounds awesome.
389
00:13:08,122 --> 00:13:08,998
But what's the time frame, man?
390
00:13:09,123 --> 00:13:11,500
'Cause I'm going to Mexico
next weekend, so-
391
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,002
- Whoa, no, no, no, no, no.
Dude.
392
00:13:13,127 --> 00:13:15,337
- Captain Jack Sbarro.
Cool.
393
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,222
Hey, I wouldn't blame you
if you did it, man.
394
00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:19,008
Ease the pain. I get it.
I'd kill my mother.
395
00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:21,010
- Karl, I'll give you $10,000
to kill yourself.
396
00:13:21,135 --> 00:13:23,220
- Wow, man.
397
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:26,515
Words hurt, Anders.
They hurt.
398
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:27,961
- You are not
taller than me, man.
399
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:30,185
I know you're wearing boots.
400
00:13:30,311 --> 00:13:32,021
I hate that person.
401
00:13:32,146 --> 00:13:34,023
But word on the street
is that you're in love
402
00:13:34,148 --> 00:13:35,858
with the first lady.
403
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:38,527
- I wouldn't mind
Baracking her world.
404
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:39,945
- Whoa!
[laughs]
405
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:42,531
- Whoa, somebody has had
a little bit to drink.
406
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,950
- You should go get her, man.
407
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:46,493
- She's way out of my league.
408
00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:48,287
- Come on,
what are you afraid of?
409
00:13:48,412 --> 00:13:49,830
- You know what they say.
410
00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:52,458
"Life is an adventure.
Live it till you die."
411
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,752
Right?
412
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:57,004
Of natural causes,
like just being old
413
00:13:57,129 --> 00:13:58,129
or whatever.
414
00:13:58,172 --> 00:13:59,172
Don't kill yourself.
415
00:13:59,173 --> 00:14:00,299
- Now, go get her.
416
00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:01,425
[laughs]
417
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:02,593
- To life.
418
00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:03,969
Right?
All: Yeah.
419
00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:05,679
- To life.
- Yup, whoo.
420
00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:08,515
- ♪ I'ma give you
something real, baby ♪
421
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,477
♪ I'ma give you
something real, shorty ♪
422
00:14:11,602 --> 00:14:13,812
♪ Now call me
when you're home alone ♪
423
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:15,898
♪ I'll be waiting by the phone ♪
424
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,274
♪ So I can pick up ♪
425
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:19,193
♪ And I can, and I can ♪
426
00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:23,072
♪ And I can give you
something real, baby ♪
427
00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:26,742
♪ I'ma give you
something real, shorty ♪
428
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,619
♪ Give it to you like I should ♪
429
00:14:28,744 --> 00:14:30,746
♪ Make you feel so good ♪
430
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,748
♪ So when I get
my hands on you ♪
431
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:35,584
♪ I'ma, I'ma,
I'ma give you something ♪
432
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,127
- Whoa, whoa.
Bitch, be cool!
433
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:41,757
- Just keepin' living.
All: Yeah!
434
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:46,762
♪♪
435
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:50,641
- I love my life!
436
00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:54,186
- God bless America.
437
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:57,356
- Job well done, boys.
- Thank you.
438
00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:59,566
I'm about to go make
some whoopee with Whoopi.
439
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,568
- No way, dude, I called her.
- No, you didn't.
440
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:03,654
- Yes, I did.
- You saw me out there with her.
441
00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:05,447
- I said,
'Whoopi, dibs, Ders."
442
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,158
I said, 'Whoopi, dibs, Ders."
- Grow up! Stop!
443
00:15:10,828 --> 00:15:11,828
- HEY-
444
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,122
What the hell is going on?
445
00:15:13,247 --> 00:15:14,623
- What do you mean?
- Mr. Benson.
446
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,428
He was supposed to be here
a half hour ago,
447
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:17,793
and I can't reach him.
448
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,211
And the last time I saw him,
449
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,630
he was going to lunch
with you idiots.
450
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,882
[scoffs]
So did you kill him or what?
451
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:25,634
- You knew?
452
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:28,137
- Knew what?
453
00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:29,638
- Huh, what?
- Nothing, nothing.
454
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:32,474
I'm sure he's on his way.
455
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,935
- I don't remember
anything from last night.
456
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,311
Last thing I remember
457
00:15:36,437 --> 00:15:38,397
is arm-wrestling
Dog the Bounty Hunter.
458
00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:39,522
- Hey, how are you?
459
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,108
What's up, Ice Dog?
460
00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:44,736
Hey, how's everybody
doing today?
461
00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:48,157
I said how y'all
motherfuckers doing?
462
00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:51,076
- Whoo!
[cheers and applause]
463
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:53,537
- Hey, let's give it up
for the First Lady, y'all.
464
00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:54,830
[applause]
465
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,832
Also let's hear it
for TelAmeriCorp's
466
00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:59,960
very own
Blake, Anders, and Adam.
467
00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:01,295
Stand up, yeah.
468
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:02,671
- Thank you so much.
Thank you guys.
469
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,131
- It's not a...
- Thank you.
470
00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:06,008
- That's why we do it.
- Big deal.
471
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,051
- Listen, without
these three geniuses,
472
00:16:08,177 --> 00:16:10,637
I would never have realized
what I need to do.
473
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:13,515
I am liquidating this company.
474
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,602
As of tomorrow,
TelAmeriCorp is officially...
475
00:16:16,727 --> 00:16:18,770
[blows raspberry]
476
00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:20,355
[chuckles] What?
477
00:16:20,481 --> 00:16:22,858
Hey, you can travel the world
or start that hobby,
478
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,526
just have sex
with fake celebrities...
479
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,028
- Okay, I think we all know
this is just one
480
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,433
of Bruce's patented comedy bits.
481
00:16:27,488 --> 00:16:29,323
- Not a bit.
Very real.
482
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:39,833
- What are you thinking?
Liquidating the company?
483
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,519
- What does that even mean,
liquidating?
484
00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:42,878
That doesn't make sense.
It's gibberish.
485
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:45,130
- Yeah, very un-bueno, sir.
486
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:47,674
We give you the gift of life,
and this is how you repay us?
487
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:48,799
- Don't you see?
488
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,887
I'm freeing you
from this-this prison.
489
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,722
This is my gift to you.
490
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:55,474
- Wow, dude.
491
00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:58,977
You bang one chick who sort of
looks like Michelle Obama-
492
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:01,730
no offense-and then
you just go totally insane.
493
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,649
- No, sweet baby prince.
494
00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:05,692
I've never been more sane.
495
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,736
But seriously, I need
your buddy Karl's phone number,
496
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,905
'cause he might still think
I want him to kill me.
497
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,532
- No, not from us.
You brought that on yourself.
498
00:17:11,657 --> 00:17:13,158
- Mm-hmm.
- [sigh] Screw it.
499
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:17,955
He's never gonna find me
in Barbados or Prague or...
500
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,480
Where do you want to go,
sweetheart?
501
00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:21,583
' Egypt.
- Egypt it is.
502
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,585
- Egypt it is.
- Off to the airport, boys.
503
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:24,962
- They're just going to Egypt.
- EGYPT-
504
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,922
- Stall him.
Like, 20 minutes.
505
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:30,676
I think I might have a plan.
506
00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:32,094
- Hey, Bruce, real quick.
507
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,929
Hey, bud, real quick,
one more thing.
508
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,054
Bruce, come on.
509
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:37,307
[phone rings]
- Go for Karl.
510
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,851
- Remember that gun I took
from Jason Statham last night,
511
00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:41,687
the one with the blanks?
512
00:17:41,812 --> 00:17:42,812
Well, I need it.
513
00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,148
You're gonna bust in,
shoot at Bruce.
514
00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:49,152
I'm gonna dive in the way
and pretend to get shot.
515
00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:50,654
He'll owe me forever.
516
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:52,948
- Ha!
Sounds foolproof, man.
517
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,616
I'm on it.
Just give me 20 minutes.
518
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:57,911
- Before you go off to Egypt,
I want to show you
519
00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:01,039
what you're liquidating here.
520
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:03,083
Or should I say who?
521
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:04,376
- [crying]
522
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:06,378
- Well, it went
straight to his voice mail,
523
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:09,089
so it looks like you
are being hunted as we speak.
524
00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:11,008
- No, Bruce.
- Bruce, Bruce, hang on.
525
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,302
All right, ready?
This is the deal.
526
00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:15,637
You got to meet
one more person, okay?
527
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,889
This person is the foundation
of TelAmeriCorp
528
00:18:18,015 --> 00:18:19,725
and a personal hero
of mine, a mentor.
529
00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:20,850
- The big boss.
530
00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:22,686
- An ocean of knowledge
and experience,
531
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:24,229
Martin Luther King on steroids.
532
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,607
- A father figure, yup.
533
00:18:26,732 --> 00:18:29,401
We give you Waymond.
- Mm-hmm.
534
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:31,153
- Right?
535
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,821
- Wow.
536
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,741
- Wow, Bruce, you're not even
giving Waymond a shot?
537
00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:37,576
- Waymond's a sales machine.
538
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:38,994
[elevator dings]
539
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,413
Everybody loves Waymond.
540
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:44,499
- You really care
about these people, huh?
541
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:47,836
- Yes.
- Yeah.
542
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,129
- Nah.
543
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,506
I'm still liquidating
the company.
544
00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:53,425
Sorry.
545
00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,844
Sayonara.
546
00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:58,722
- What kind of person does that?
[phone beeping]
547
00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,849
- He's here.
Come on.
548
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,559
- Wait. Wait. Who's he-
What's the plan?
549
00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:06,021
- Karl's gonna
fake assassinate me, duh.
550
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:08,357
- Yes, that's a great plan.
551
00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:10,484
[elevator dings]
552
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:21,620
- [in slow motion] No!
553
00:19:21,745 --> 00:19:23,413
I tried to call!
554
00:19:23,538 --> 00:19:26,708
Blake said he left a message!
555
00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:35,509
- Blake, wait!
556
00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:38,178
It's the wrong gun!
- It's the wrong gun!
557
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,306
[gunshot]
558
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:50,941
- Ahh, you shot me,
you dumb idiot!
559
00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:52,609
- [imitating gunshots]
560
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:55,320
- What the-
- See you.
561
00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:57,155
- Ow.
562
00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:03,328
- Somebody call 911!
563
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,330
You saved my life.
564
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:07,499
- Yes, but...
565
00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:09,584
it's nothing you wouldn't
have done for me, right?
566
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:12,295
TelAmeriCorp family.
567
00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:14,339
- Anything you want, buddy.
568
00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,758
You want to come to Egypt?
You want 10 grand?
569
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,760
- How about you just go upstairs
570
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,429
and talk to the investors
and tell them
571
00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:22,597
you're not liquidating
the company, all right?
572
00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:24,808
- Okay, yeah.
Yeah, I can do that.
573
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:27,094
- Yeah, that's a great idea,
but we also want 10 grand.
574
00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:28,353
- And Egypt. Yeah, hi...
- Yeah.
575
00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:29,998
And if you could bring
the troops home,
576
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,356
that'd be great as well.
577
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:32,816
We could just
package deal, right?
578
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:35,152
- You knuckleheads.
[chuckles]
579
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:38,488
- How you doing?
" Ah. gross!
580
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:40,323
- Are you sure
it just grazed him?
581
00:20:40,449 --> 00:20:41,450
It looks like
he's losing a lot of blood.
582
00:20:41,575 --> 00:20:42,615
- No, that's just ketchup,
583
00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:44,536
but it's seeping into my cut,
and it burns!
584
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:45,704
Wait! No, no, no, no, no!
585
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:47,709
I don't have insurance.
How much does this cost?
586
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:50,083
- About $900.
- $900?
587
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:52,127
Really?
588
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,629
Looks like it's time to put
your money where your mouth is.
589
00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:57,382
- Fuck you, guys.
I said $9,000.
590
00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:59,426
- Adam?
- It's for a good cause.
591
00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,428
- Nice.
592
00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:03,555
[dog snorting, party horn blows]
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