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- No, you give me
the Crunch Berries,
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then you get the remote,
dumb-dumb.
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- No, I want--I will take
the remote first...
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- You'’re not gonna get
the remote.
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- And then I will give you this.
- Give me five Crunch berries--
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- Guys, we'’ve got a problem.
Yeah.
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Saturday morning cartoons
start very soon
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and all we have is
this mini nug.
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Maybe enough for one hit each,
tops.
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- So if my math is correct,
that'’s only, like...
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- This is fine, okay?
We just need to think.
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We need to figure out a way to
maximize our precious resources.
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Okay?
- Yeah.
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- Just be willing
to try any angle.
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Okay, so let'’s try angles.
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- Try some angles...
Bermuda Triangle.
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- High.
- Right, great, yeah.
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- We wanna get high.
High angle, high angle.
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- BermuDope HighAngle.
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all: BermuDope HighAngle.
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- Get me a marker!
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[chorus sings]
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- Okay, so listen up, all right?
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On the count of three, we blaze
the little bit of nug we have.
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- Yep.
- You inhale, hold it in,
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and then at the sound
of the shotgun...
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[shotgun clicks on speaker]
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[exhales] Then, next sound
of the shotgun...
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- Inhale, pipe from the left--
we got a shotgun situation.
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Let'’s go, come on.
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- Okay, let'’s just
get to blazing
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so we can watch "Paw Patrol."
- Okay, here we go, ready?
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- Yeah.
- One, two, three.
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Roast your bowlios.
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Hold it, hold it,
hold it, hold it.
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[shotgun clicks]
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Exhale!
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[shotgun clicks]
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- What?
- What the--
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- I'’m pulling over.
- Oh, my God.
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- [laughing]
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- Dude, is this for real?
- [coughing]
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- Hola, welcome
to the BermuDope HighAngle.
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- Dude, this is the next,
next, next, man.
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I mean, the hits
just keep coming.
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- Oh, I'’m super high.
- That worked.
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- What is this for?
Like a dope party or something?
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- No, no, no, no,
this is just us.
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What we do on a Saturday
with my bros.
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Smoking weed
with my only friends.
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I love you guys.
- I love you to death.
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- I do love you guys.
- You guys are great dudes.
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- Is it cool if we get in
on that or...
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- Yes, please.
- Thank you.
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- Yes!
- Thank you--this is amazing.
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- That'’s awesome, man.
- Awesome, um...
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is it cool if I, like,
call some people over?
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Like, they gotta see this.
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- Yeah, dude, more people,
yeah--call '’em up, man.
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I got a pocket full of rubbers,
and my homeboys do too.
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- Wait, what'’s up?
- We got booze and beer.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Cool, cool, I will--
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I'’ll spread the word.
By the way, it'’s Friday, so.
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- Right, right.
- Sure.
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- Wait, what?
- My iCal says it'’s Friday.
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You guys said...
[together] You said Saturday.
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- Dude, we'’re supposed to be
at work right now.
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- Okay, should we just go?
Should be like,
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Oh, we got a flat tire on the
way--or, like, we slept in.
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- Anders, it'’s not about
flat tires or sleeping in.
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It'’s about the fact that we
don'’t get to watch "Paw Patrol"
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until 24 hours from now.
Fuck!
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[The Skinny Boys'’ "Jock Box"]
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♪
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- ♪ I'’m fresh ♪
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♪ You gotta, you gotta,
you gotta ♪
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♪ Gotta be fresh
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[all whooping]
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♪
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- Dude, you just rolled,
like, 30 joints
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in, like, what ten minutes?
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- Yeah, yeah, yes, I did.
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And I'’m about to smoke five
in ten seconds.
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- Oh, my God, dude!
- Oh!
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- He continues to amaze me
- Every time.
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This is magic right here.
- Yo, um...
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can we, like, touch your hair
or something?
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Like, would that be cool
with you?
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Like, not to be weird.
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- Uh...okay.
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- ♪ And The Human Jock Box
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- [beatboxing]
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- ♪ We got the beats
- Ahh, it tickles!
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It tickles!
Don'’t-don'’t-don'’t-don'’t-ahh!
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Oh-oh, gosh!
Do not do that again, please.
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I'’m kidding.
Definitely do that again.
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Ahh!
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- What can I say? I'’m 6'’3"
and I got a dive like Jager.
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- A what like who?
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- Tom Jager, baby.
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- ♪ Here'’s a funky
fresh sound ♪
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[beatboxing]
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- Okay, does anyone know
who he'’s talking about?
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- We are freakin'’ party gods!
- This party is really rockin'’.
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- Yo, dudes!
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Are you guys drinking
on the roof?
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That'’s that next-next
like next-next, dude.
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- It is the next-next.
It'’s next-next-next-next.
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- It'’s just part of living
that tight butthole life.
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- Oh, tight butthole!
Dude, that'’s awesome.
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Yo, I'’m Snapchatting this
if that'’s cool.
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Yo, these bros are
my new favorite dudes.
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They throw down,
they smoke!
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- And they keep
a tight butthole!
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all: Tight butthole!
Tight butthole!
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Tight butthole!
Tight butthole!
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[all cheering]
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[beatboxing]
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- Whoo!
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[all cheering]
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♪
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- We really blew this bitch up,
didn'’t we?
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- Check this out.
That'’s a new record.
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- Oh!
- Well, well, well.
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You boys made quite the noise
this weekend,
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Lot of people that think
you'’re pretty dope.
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Or should I say...
tight butthole?
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[all laughing]
- You could say that.
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- We do say that.
- Yeah, that'’s our thing.
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So don'’t use it.
- My name is Kurt Fossil.
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Marketing director,
Bango Energy Drinks.
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We saw the social media blitz
you guys pulled off
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over the weekend,
and it was gorgeous.
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We believe with our sponsorship,
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we can take your parties
up a notch and get rich quick.
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- Oh, my God. Cool.
That'’s the best way to get rich.
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- Yeah, that'’s my favorite way
to get rich, yeah.
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- You guys, we can quit TAC
and just, like,
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get wasted all the time!
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I'’m in, sir.
- Oh, my God.
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That'’s a dream come true, yes.
I'’m gonna mogulize my lifestyle.
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I'’m gonna be like--
[stammering]
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I can'’t think of a mogul.
- William Randolph Hearst.
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- Paula Abdul.
- Actually, I don'’t know.
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I'’m kinda sketched out, guys.
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I don'’t know if I wanna do this.
- Really?
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- No, not really!
I'’m yanking your chain.
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I got you, man.
I'’m basically like a human can
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of Mountain Dew Kickstart
with hair.
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- [laughing]
- Make that a Bango.
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- That'’s a free can.
- What?
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- Plenty more
where those came from.
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- He gave it to me.
- Is this free?
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- And just to show you we'’re
down, this is a bucket hat.
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I want you guys to share it.
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- Whoa!
- Just--no!
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- Give it!
- I want that one!
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- Be cool in front of the dude!
- Just give it!
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- Oh, sorry, dude. Sir.
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- Looks pretty tight butthole,
right?
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all: Tight butthole!
- Yeah!
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♪
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♪
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all: One, two, three, four...
- Right on.
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- Oh, good girl.
Shake that dick, boy!
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Wiggle waggle.
- 10, 11, 12!
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[all cheering]
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- Yeah! Keg stand.
Very cool, I like it.
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Nice.
- I wanna see you do it.
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I'’ll lift you up.
- Yeah!
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Yeah, no, you don'’t need
to lift me.
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Because I actually have
an assistant now.
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Flex for '’em, Goons.
Get you some. Pop them titties.
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Pop them titties.
Pop them titty muscles.
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[all cheering]
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Hoist thy ankles, Goons.
- Hoisting thy ankles, baby!
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- He repeats everything I say.
- You got this!
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- Actually,
let'’s record this, right?
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Let'’s all start at 20
so it seems like
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I'’m better at drinking
and then we hashtag it "Bango"
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on all social media, okay?
- #Bango, baby!
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all: 20, 21, 22...
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23, 24, 25, 26!
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[all cheering]
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- Get it!
- Lemme see it! Lemme see it!
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You didn'’t hit record.
We'’ll have to do it again.
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- Go again. Go again.
- We'’ll go again!
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- Go, Anders! Go me!
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You see that?
We wore Speedos
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back when swimming
was swimming, man.
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None of that bodysuit bullshit.
Not even jammers.
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- What'’re jammers?
- Is that a fucking joke?
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- No, no.
- You'’re a joke.
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You'’re a fucking joke.
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- Can we watch the basketball
game for a little bit?
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It'’s game seven today.
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- [retches]
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- Looks like you'’re done
for the night.
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- [laughs] What?
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Never heard of a boot
and rally?
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[belches] I just made room
for ten more drinks, sista.
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And trust me, I know
what I'’m talking about
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because I get paid to party.
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You'’ve been Bango'’d.
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[Theremin warbling]
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- I'’m the daddy.
I'’m the baby!
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- Dude, this is so dope.
- It'’s so fucking cool, dude.
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- Ooh, you like that?
You like that?
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You like that? You like that?
- Yeah!
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[all cheering]
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- So you'’re, like, weird, huh?
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- Yeah, you don'’t just
slam beers.
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Like, you do
all this crazy stuff.
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- Yeah, sometimes
I slam the occasional beer
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and sometimes I just like
to blaze up and get weird.
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Huh?
[both laugh]
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Let'’s get weird!
[together] Let'’s get weird!
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- Yeah, what'’s up with the wigs?
Making fun of me?
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- Bango slacker costumes,
free when you buy a case.
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- Oh, that'’s dope.
I gotta get one thing.
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- Oh, hey, man.
- Hey.
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- You want--I got an extra.
- Dude, you gotta wear
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one of those.
This guy is our party gawd!
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[all shouting]
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- Okay, yeah, I don'’t really
believe in a supreme being.
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I'’m, uh...I guess you could say
I'’m more of a...
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eighth-eist.
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- Oh, like weed!
[all shouting]
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- I didn'’t get it at first,
but now that I do,
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I'’m in, like,
a way better place emotionally.
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- Yo, hit this, dude.
- Okay, I mean...
233
00:09:20,655 --> 00:09:22,379
first time for everything,
right?
234
00:09:22,379 --> 00:09:24,862
- Oh, yeah, hit that shit, bro.
- Hit it, bro!
235
00:09:24,862 --> 00:09:28,000
- Yeah, two hands. Two hands.
- Like a little piccolo!
236
00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,758
- [gagging]
[all laughing]
237
00:09:30,758 --> 00:09:33,586
- See this guy?
[all cheering]
238
00:09:33,586 --> 00:09:36,965
- Yeah, hey, who wants to see me
jump off this freakin'’ roof?
239
00:09:36,965 --> 00:09:39,689
- Oh, I do!
[all cheering]
240
00:09:39,689 --> 00:09:41,689
- Dude!
- I do as well!
241
00:09:41,689 --> 00:09:43,689
- Yeah, I'’m gonna. It'’s, like,
actually a really great way
242
00:09:43,689 --> 00:09:45,586
to get the attention
over to you.
243
00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,206
Everybody starts talking about
you at the party, it'’s cool.
244
00:09:47,206 --> 00:09:48,931
- You know what?
I love people talking about me.
245
00:09:48,931 --> 00:09:50,241
- We should do it.
- I'’m there. I'’m done.
246
00:09:50,241 --> 00:09:51,931
- We'’re going.
- Are you guys--
247
00:09:51,931 --> 00:09:53,310
- Well, that'’s sort of my thing.
- Let'’s do this.
248
00:09:53,310 --> 00:09:55,586
- No, no!
That'’s my thing, guys!
249
00:09:55,586 --> 00:09:59,000
No, you--you can'’t!
That'’s my thing!
250
00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,413
[all cheering]
That'’s my thing!
251
00:10:00,413 --> 00:10:02,344
I'’m gonna do it too!
Break a leg!
252
00:10:02,344 --> 00:10:04,482
- No, only one person can do it.
Wait, jump--that'’s my thing!
253
00:10:04,482 --> 00:10:05,620
[leg snaps]
254
00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:07,310
[all gasping]
255
00:10:07,310 --> 00:10:08,793
- [screaming]
256
00:10:08,793 --> 00:10:10,379
- Dude, are you okay?
257
00:10:10,379 --> 00:10:13,344
- So bad!
Hey, hey!
258
00:10:13,344 --> 00:10:16,034
It'’s nothing a little weed
won'’t fix, right?
259
00:10:16,034 --> 00:10:17,862
- I don'’t know.
260
00:10:17,862 --> 00:10:20,931
- Later, skaters! These guys
are actual skateboarders.
261
00:10:20,931 --> 00:10:25,482
- Actual skaters, baby!
- Skaters, baby, yeah.
262
00:10:25,482 --> 00:10:28,068
- Good morning.
Dope party, fellas.
263
00:10:28,068 --> 00:10:31,241
I'’m so proud of you.
Bango is flying off the shelves.
264
00:10:31,241 --> 00:10:33,379
You guys are off
the Richter scale.
265
00:10:33,379 --> 00:10:35,275
Death toll in the hundreds.
- [hisses]
266
00:10:35,275 --> 00:10:37,724
- Thank you so much for saying
that--that means a lot.
267
00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,586
- Yeah, man,
it was awesome, but hey.
268
00:10:39,586 --> 00:10:42,034
I got a couple creative ideas
to run past you, all right?
269
00:10:42,034 --> 00:10:43,724
- Sure.
- So I was thinking maybe
270
00:10:43,724 --> 00:10:45,241
we could do, like,
theme parties, right?
271
00:10:45,241 --> 00:10:46,862
Like, everybody dresses up
like clowns
272
00:10:46,862 --> 00:10:48,379
or, like, post-apocalyptic.
273
00:10:48,379 --> 00:10:50,896
Something like way out there
and crazy, right.
274
00:10:50,896 --> 00:10:52,379
- Yeah.
- We at Bango believe
275
00:10:52,379 --> 00:10:54,068
that the most "out there" thing
we can do
276
00:10:54,068 --> 00:10:56,586
is to keep doing the same thing
over and over again.
277
00:10:56,586 --> 00:10:57,793
- Yep.
- Okay.
278
00:10:57,793 --> 00:11:00,758
- But on a webseries.
279
00:11:00,758 --> 00:11:02,689
- Are we talking business?
- Yeah.
280
00:11:02,689 --> 00:11:04,793
- Isaac. Okay, good.
281
00:11:04,793 --> 00:11:07,068
- Isaac Lubetkin,
Adam'’s manager.
282
00:11:07,068 --> 00:11:08,206
- [no audible dialogue]
- This webseries.
283
00:11:08,206 --> 00:11:09,896
Are we talking a rev-share?
284
00:11:09,896 --> 00:11:11,758
Because that'’s a thing
I'’ve at least overheard
285
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:14,724
is a word for stuff.
- Mm-hmm. Okay.
286
00:11:14,724 --> 00:11:18,034
Gentlemen, we'’ve built a brand.
287
00:11:18,034 --> 00:11:21,034
Now we build an empire.
- An empire!
288
00:11:21,034 --> 00:11:22,551
Fu--yeah, I was just
saying that.
289
00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:24,034
That'’s also one of
my favorite shows.
290
00:11:24,034 --> 00:11:25,793
- We build a set,
we hire extras.
291
00:11:25,793 --> 00:11:28,793
We shoot four scripted parties a
day in a controlled environment
292
00:11:28,793 --> 00:11:32,655
and then we drop a new party
episode online every Friday
293
00:11:32,655 --> 00:11:36,655
and the kids can party
with the dudes world wiz-ide.
294
00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:39,551
On the world wide wiz-eb.
- What?
295
00:11:39,551 --> 00:11:41,724
- We are gold
until we drop season two
296
00:11:41,724 --> 00:11:43,310
and that'’s when the money
starts rolling in.
297
00:11:43,310 --> 00:11:45,137
- [laughing]
- Okay, yeah!
298
00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:47,068
- Hang on, hang on,
hang on, okay?
299
00:11:47,068 --> 00:11:49,310
'’Cause my client'’s not just
gonna keep working
300
00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:51,793
for a hat split three ways.
- Yep.
301
00:11:51,793 --> 00:11:54,482
- Those days are over,
Kurt, baby.
302
00:11:54,482 --> 00:11:57,172
My guy right here...
- My guy.
303
00:11:57,172 --> 00:12:02,275
- He is willing to work
for three hats split one way.
304
00:12:02,275 --> 00:12:05,517
- I think I can get you one hat.
305
00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,758
- Hang on. Pst.
306
00:12:11,275 --> 00:12:12,793
- Yeah, baby.
307
00:12:12,793 --> 00:12:14,034
- We can work with that.
308
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,517
- Ders, Ders, whoa, whoa, whoa.
309
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,344
You'’re drinking
out of a garbage can, man.
310
00:12:17,344 --> 00:12:18,827
- It'’s a garbage cup.
311
00:12:18,827 --> 00:12:20,517
- ♪ He'’s insane ♪
312
00:12:24,586 --> 00:12:26,689
- The ff--
[bell rings]
313
00:12:26,689 --> 00:12:28,586
- All right, everybody,
let'’s clear the set.
314
00:12:28,586 --> 00:12:30,379
We'’re rolling in five.
315
00:12:30,379 --> 00:12:32,620
- Hello?
316
00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:36,448
Hello? Am I supposed to be doing
something, going somewhere?
317
00:12:36,448 --> 00:12:37,862
- Yeah, I got eyes on Blake.
318
00:12:37,862 --> 00:12:39,655
Morning, Blake, they need you
in hair and makeup
319
00:12:39,655 --> 00:12:41,137
before you meet with
the stunt coordinator.
320
00:12:41,137 --> 00:12:43,068
- What? No, no.
I can'’t do any stunts.
321
00:12:43,068 --> 00:12:45,448
I got some email from Isaac
yesterday.
322
00:12:45,448 --> 00:12:47,620
Evidently, stunts are
exclusive to Adam.
323
00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:49,965
- That is correct, but
we'’re still going back and forth
324
00:12:49,965 --> 00:12:52,758
on Adam'’s contract,
and honestly,
325
00:12:52,758 --> 00:12:56,620
your hair is testing better
than Adam'’s dimples.
326
00:12:56,620 --> 00:13:00,137
Yeah, so we think this is
the best move for "Party Gawds."
327
00:13:00,137 --> 00:13:02,206
- [stammers]
I don'’t know.
328
00:13:02,206 --> 00:13:04,896
Why don'’t you just let
Ders do it or something?
329
00:13:04,896 --> 00:13:06,965
- He'’s not in the best
of condition.
330
00:13:06,965 --> 00:13:09,000
- Hey.
331
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,310
What do you say we go back
to my dressing room,
332
00:13:11,310 --> 00:13:12,896
strip you down to nothing
but that belt
333
00:13:12,896 --> 00:13:14,689
and fuck like
the world'’s about to end?
334
00:13:14,689 --> 00:13:17,896
- Excuse me?
- Oh, I was just running lines.
335
00:13:21,137 --> 00:13:23,517
- Okay, yo, whoa!
What the hell is that?
336
00:13:23,517 --> 00:13:24,827
- It'’s a weave.
337
00:13:24,827 --> 00:13:27,344
Kurt wanted to amp up
your look.
338
00:13:27,344 --> 00:13:29,482
Make it bigger.
Way bigger.
339
00:13:29,482 --> 00:13:31,068
- Okay, no, that'’s insane.
340
00:13:31,068 --> 00:13:33,206
I look like a Mortal Kombat
character.
341
00:13:33,206 --> 00:13:35,689
- I think you look cool.
Johnny Cage cool.
342
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:38,517
- Uh...what are
you doing here, man?
343
00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:40,068
- Oh, I'’m here to watch, man.
344
00:13:40,068 --> 00:13:41,482
Bango hooked me up
with a set visit
345
00:13:41,482 --> 00:13:42,793
instead of paying
my medical bills.
346
00:13:42,793 --> 00:13:44,586
Pretty sick, right?
347
00:13:44,586 --> 00:13:46,827
Tight butthole.
- Yeah, yeah, sure.
348
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:50,068
Um, so, uh...when are you gonna
be walking again?
349
00:13:50,068 --> 00:13:52,482
Like, a week or a month?
- Oh, never.
350
00:13:52,482 --> 00:13:54,172
But it'’s cool, man.
You know, I get to tell people
351
00:13:54,172 --> 00:13:57,344
that Blake Henderson saw me
get paralyzed!
352
00:13:57,344 --> 00:13:59,758
- I'’m so jealous.
- I hate my legs now.
353
00:13:59,758 --> 00:14:02,758
- Stop! Stop!
Take the weave somewhere.
354
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,482
- Yeah, his hair'’s perfect.
He doesn'’t need it.
355
00:14:04,482 --> 00:14:06,586
- You guys, no,
it'’s gone too far, all right?
356
00:14:06,586 --> 00:14:08,413
You have to stop.
Listen to me.
357
00:14:08,413 --> 00:14:12,275
The partying, the clothes,
the hair.
358
00:14:12,275 --> 00:14:15,448
I mean, come on!
It'’s just hair, man.
359
00:14:15,448 --> 00:14:18,965
It'’s dead fingernails
or something like fingernails--
360
00:14:18,965 --> 00:14:20,620
like, but on your head,
like a horn,
361
00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:24,620
like a rhino'’s horn, which is
also hair, I think...
362
00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:27,482
- Don'’t say that.
- No, dude.
363
00:14:27,482 --> 00:14:30,896
Okay, no.
All right, you need to see this.
364
00:14:30,896 --> 00:14:32,551
- No.
- What are you doing?
365
00:14:32,551 --> 00:14:34,068
- It'’s just hair, man.
It doesn'’t...
366
00:14:34,068 --> 00:14:36,758
mean anything.
It'’s not who I am, all right?
367
00:14:36,758 --> 00:14:38,448
- No, no!
- Please, hey, dude!
368
00:14:38,448 --> 00:14:40,448
[all screaming]
- I'’m doing it!
369
00:14:40,448 --> 00:14:42,655
- Don'’t! No, no, no!
- It'’s just hair.
370
00:14:42,655 --> 00:14:44,896
Shut up! I'’m doing it!
- Please!
371
00:14:44,896 --> 00:14:46,931
[all screaming]
372
00:14:46,931 --> 00:14:49,758
[somber music]
- No!
373
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,551
Why?
374
00:14:51,551 --> 00:14:53,724
- It'’s not me.
It'’s just hair.
375
00:14:53,724 --> 00:14:56,655
[clippers whirring]
376
00:14:59,448 --> 00:15:01,793
- Ahh! All right.
377
00:15:01,793 --> 00:15:04,620
Now that that'’s gone,
whom is your party gawd now?
378
00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:06,344
- You still look incredible.
379
00:15:06,344 --> 00:15:08,344
- Hey. Losers.
380
00:15:08,344 --> 00:15:10,965
I'’ll be your god.
- Ah-ah! Please don'’t.
381
00:15:10,965 --> 00:15:13,275
- Oh, fine, fine! Take it!
382
00:15:13,275 --> 00:15:15,482
- Dude, there'’s no booze
anywhere on set.
383
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,206
Okay, this stuff?
This stuff, I was like,
384
00:15:17,206 --> 00:15:19,241
"Oh, here we go, let'’s party.
Nope, nonalcoholic.
385
00:15:19,241 --> 00:15:21,896
It'’s all fake.
It'’s all fake! Nothing'’s real!
386
00:15:21,896 --> 00:15:23,517
I don'’t know
what'’s real anymore.
387
00:15:23,517 --> 00:15:25,655
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
- Okay, Ders will be fine.
388
00:15:25,655 --> 00:15:27,034
We'’ll get him some water,
some rest, I'’ll take care--
389
00:15:27,034 --> 00:15:28,724
- What happened
to your goddamn hair?
390
00:15:28,724 --> 00:15:30,965
- It'’s gone, okay? I'’m sorry.
- Ohh...
391
00:15:30,965 --> 00:15:33,620
- No, no, no, no, '’cause I'’m
sick of being used, all right?
392
00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:36,551
I'’m a human being!
I'’m not a goddamn action figure!
393
00:15:36,551 --> 00:15:38,103
- Step back!
- Action figure?
394
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,482
I like the sound of that.
395
00:15:39,482 --> 00:15:42,344
Isaac, let'’s do action figures,
right?
396
00:15:42,344 --> 00:15:43,655
- Done.
397
00:15:43,655 --> 00:15:45,137
- Instead of DeMamp
Muff Diver'’s Kit.
398
00:15:45,137 --> 00:15:46,862
- Yeah, which was, by the way,
a terrible idea.
399
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,482
- I still like it, though.
- Yeah.
400
00:15:48,482 --> 00:15:50,172
And that'’s why
we'’re still doing it.
401
00:15:50,172 --> 00:15:51,689
- Okay, Goons,
turkey bacon shake?
402
00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:52,931
- Turkey bacon shakin'’,
baby doggy.
403
00:15:52,931 --> 00:15:54,620
- Thank you, baby doggy.
404
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:58,482
- Kurt, I got great news, okay?
Contract is signed.
405
00:15:58,482 --> 00:16:01,862
That means my boy Adam
is ready to crush
406
00:16:01,862 --> 00:16:04,172
this opening stunt,
all right?
407
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:06,620
Only deal is, he'’s gotta be
in Slim Jim.
408
00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:08,551
All right,
everything Slim Jim, Kurt.
409
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:11,827
Top to bottom, it'’s gotta be
Slim Jim, okay?
410
00:16:11,827 --> 00:16:14,103
- Blake'’s doing the stunt.
411
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:18,448
- You backstabbing,
hairy asshole.
412
00:16:18,448 --> 00:16:21,000
- Adam, I'’m not doing the stunt,
all right?
413
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,586
- [gasps] Your brand!
414
00:16:23,586 --> 00:16:25,379
- I don'’t care about the brands,
Adam, stop.
415
00:16:25,379 --> 00:16:27,758
- After all the exposure
that I'’ve given us
416
00:16:27,758 --> 00:16:30,586
with my SoCal Helpful Honda
center radio spot audition,
417
00:16:30,586 --> 00:16:33,206
potential forthcoming callback?
- Okay, the what?
418
00:16:33,206 --> 00:16:34,689
- All right,
I'’m doing the stunt.
419
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,551
- Excuse me.
It'’s my show.
420
00:16:36,551 --> 00:16:38,379
You'’re not doing the stunt.
421
00:16:38,379 --> 00:16:41,448
- Well, newsflash, sir.
Neither am I.
422
00:16:41,448 --> 00:16:43,034
- Fine!
- I'’m doing it!
423
00:16:43,034 --> 00:16:45,896
- I'’ll do the stunt.
- No, I want to.
424
00:16:45,896 --> 00:16:47,724
- I ain'’t afraid to die.
- No one asked him.
425
00:16:47,724 --> 00:16:50,172
He doesn'’t even have a brand.
- Jager!
426
00:16:50,172 --> 00:16:51,793
- He doesn'’t even have a brand--
427
00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:53,103
[electricity crackles]
- Whoa!
428
00:16:53,103 --> 00:16:55,551
- Oh, shit!
- That wasn'’t the stunt.
429
00:16:55,551 --> 00:16:58,241
There'’s a whole thing with
a Vespa and some Silly String.
430
00:16:58,241 --> 00:17:01,068
- Oh, my God, Ders!
431
00:17:01,068 --> 00:17:02,965
Did you do this to spite me?
432
00:17:02,965 --> 00:17:04,689
- I was just trying
to kill myself.
433
00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:07,620
- So then that'’s yes?
Oh, it'’s a PR move.
434
00:17:07,620 --> 00:17:09,827
- What?
- You'’re trying to out-brand me?
435
00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:12,448
Is that what--you don'’t even
have a brand, Ders.
436
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,758
At least Blake had a brand
til he shaved it off.
437
00:17:14,758 --> 00:17:17,344
He doesn'’t even have a brand!
You know what?
438
00:17:17,344 --> 00:17:20,413
You'’re a nice guy, and I plan on
speaking at your wedding,
439
00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:23,000
but we are done
professionally, mate.
440
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,448
- Okay, look, these Bango guys,
they got us all twisted up,
441
00:17:25,448 --> 00:17:27,103
but you--we don'’t have to act
like this, Adam.
442
00:17:27,103 --> 00:17:29,620
- I don'’t have to do a lot
of things, okay?
443
00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:31,413
Like be your guys'’s friend.
- What?
444
00:17:31,413 --> 00:17:33,448
- Another one of those things
that I don'’t have to do
445
00:17:33,448 --> 00:17:37,965
is wipe properly because I have
a guy for that now.
446
00:17:37,965 --> 00:17:39,310
- That'’ strange.
That'’s odd.
447
00:17:39,310 --> 00:17:41,103
- Yes, he wipes my ass
for me, Blake.
448
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,172
It'’s part of having
an assistant!
449
00:17:43,172 --> 00:17:46,275
- Good for you, Adam,
but, you know, I have followers.
450
00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:48,931
That kid right there,
he tried to kill himself for me.
451
00:17:48,931 --> 00:17:51,000
That'’s pretty cool.
- All right, that'’s it.
452
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,172
That'’s it. You guys--
you think you'’re so cool.
453
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:55,965
You think you'’re so cool '’cause
you got swag and followers.
454
00:17:55,965 --> 00:17:58,586
Wow, great.
You know what I got?
455
00:17:58,586 --> 00:18:01,724
- Nothing, really?
- You do not know karate.
456
00:18:01,724 --> 00:18:04,931
- I don'’t know karate.
- You do not know karate.
457
00:18:04,931 --> 00:18:06,724
- I never claimed
to know karate ever.
458
00:18:06,724 --> 00:18:08,482
- Yeah, I don'’t think
you know karate.
459
00:18:08,482 --> 00:18:10,724
- I'’m not saying I do.
I'’m saying you don'’t.
460
00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:12,862
- Hey boys, come on,
Let'’s party this puppy off.
461
00:18:12,862 --> 00:18:14,827
Or pretend.
Let'’s make some cash.
462
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,068
- You know what?
463
00:18:16,068 --> 00:18:19,689
Fuck this, right?
- Yeah!
464
00:18:19,689 --> 00:18:22,862
- '’Cause I'’m done,
so I will see you guys...
465
00:18:22,862 --> 00:18:25,689
but I don'’t wanna be you guys.
[both laughing]
466
00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:27,241
Laugh harder.
Laugh harder.
467
00:18:27,241 --> 00:18:28,862
- That was...
- Oh!
468
00:18:28,862 --> 00:18:30,068
- Catchphrase!
469
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:33,482
[soft rock music]
470
00:18:33,482 --> 00:18:35,896
- Yeah, this right here,
I don'’t understand.
471
00:18:35,896 --> 00:18:37,758
Why am I not the guy
in the chair, right?
472
00:18:37,758 --> 00:18:40,482
- Oh, no, Adam, that'’s not
how a bar mitzvah works.
473
00:18:40,482 --> 00:18:43,655
- I thought I was DJing at a
sports bar called Bar Mitt Fuzz.
474
00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:45,310
It'’s a bar mitt
and there'’s fuzz in it.
475
00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:47,310
- Bar Mitt Fuzz, baby doggy!
- Don'’t do that.
476
00:18:47,310 --> 00:18:49,551
Please, stop baby-dogging.
- Hey.
477
00:18:49,551 --> 00:18:51,413
Would it kill you
to play another song?
478
00:18:51,413 --> 00:18:53,551
- Why, you don'’t like this one?
479
00:18:53,551 --> 00:18:55,896
- I think Asher Roth
is tight butthole.
480
00:18:55,896 --> 00:18:57,586
But not 12 times in a row.
481
00:18:57,586 --> 00:18:59,172
- This song'’s very
tight butthole.
482
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:00,724
The more you listen to it,
the better it gets.
483
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:02,793
It soaks in ya, right?
- You know what?
484
00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:04,793
Sorry, sir.
Let me talk to him.
485
00:19:04,793 --> 00:19:08,275
- Oh, you'’re gonna talk to me?
Goons, laugh. Laugh harder.
486
00:19:08,275 --> 00:19:09,413
- [laughing]
- Stop.
487
00:19:09,413 --> 00:19:10,965
Don'’t laugh quite that hard.
488
00:19:10,965 --> 00:19:12,655
Oh, man, you'’re gonna
talk to me?
489
00:19:12,655 --> 00:19:15,724
Well, Isaac, I do the talking.
Josh!
490
00:19:15,724 --> 00:19:18,931
Hey, bud. I understand
that you'’re branding yourself
491
00:19:18,931 --> 00:19:22,241
as a real man now.
Well, guess what, bud?
492
00:19:22,241 --> 00:19:24,620
No matter how much you brand,
no matter how much you work,
493
00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:27,206
your friends will backstab you.
494
00:19:27,206 --> 00:19:30,482
Stab you in the back
with a friendship knife!
495
00:19:30,482 --> 00:19:34,172
Because they are jealous
of your success.
496
00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:38,827
And they'’ll betray you
and steal the stunt.
497
00:19:38,827 --> 00:19:40,896
I'’m sorry that I'’m screaming.
498
00:19:40,896 --> 00:19:43,758
Mayim Bialik, everyone.
Enjoy.
499
00:19:43,758 --> 00:19:46,379
- Uh, that'’s an actress.
- She played Blossom,
500
00:19:46,379 --> 00:19:48,068
and she was on
"Big Bang Theory."
501
00:19:48,068 --> 00:19:49,482
She'’s Sheldon'’s girlfriend.
- You know what?
502
00:19:49,482 --> 00:19:51,965
You'’re a good guy
and I like you
503
00:19:51,965 --> 00:19:53,965
and I still plan on being
a pallbearer
504
00:19:53,965 --> 00:19:56,103
at your sister'’s funeral,
but we'’re done professionally.
505
00:19:56,103 --> 00:19:58,206
- [laughs]
- Done professionally, my baby--
506
00:19:58,206 --> 00:20:00,275
- Stop it, Goons!
You are fired.
507
00:20:00,275 --> 00:20:01,965
And you are fired.
- Wait, is this real?
508
00:20:01,965 --> 00:20:03,620
- And you are immediately
rehired, Goons,
509
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,206
because I need a ride home.
510
00:20:05,206 --> 00:20:11,586
♪
511
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:13,655
- Tight butthole, man?
Tight butthole job.
512
00:20:13,655 --> 00:20:15,482
Hey, I was just wondering,
maybe you'’d be more comfortable
513
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:17,068
wearing something on your head?
514
00:20:17,068 --> 00:20:19,620
- Oh, you want me to cover
my head? Why?
515
00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:21,724
Something bothering you
about it?
516
00:20:21,724 --> 00:20:23,068
- It'’s not me, okay?
I love it.
517
00:20:23,068 --> 00:20:24,620
You know, it'’s just
the people probably
518
00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:26,620
came here to, you know,
see the hair and the cars.
519
00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:28,896
Here, why don'’t you
put on this?
520
00:20:31,103 --> 00:20:33,413
- Look, Diaz,
521
00:20:33,413 --> 00:20:34,793
why don'’t you take
a walk, all right,
522
00:20:34,793 --> 00:20:36,551
before I lose my cool.
523
00:20:36,551 --> 00:20:39,931
- Put on the hat.
I'’m not gonna fucking pay you.
524
00:20:39,931 --> 00:20:41,482
- Yeah, okay,
I'’ll wear that hat.
525
00:20:41,482 --> 00:20:44,172
- Big fan.
- Absolutely. Tight butthole.
526
00:20:45,448 --> 00:20:47,586
It gets sleazy.
[laughs]
527
00:20:47,586 --> 00:20:50,068
And, uh...
528
00:20:50,068 --> 00:20:51,655
tight butthole.
529
00:20:51,655 --> 00:20:55,965
- Hup! Hup!
Whoa, way to finish, Corey.
530
00:20:55,965 --> 00:20:57,965
Nicely done.
531
00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,586
God, it feels good to be back
on the deck,
532
00:21:00,586 --> 00:21:02,034
away from all the BS...
those clowns...
533
00:21:02,034 --> 00:21:03,620
- Hey.
- Yeah?
534
00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:05,206
- Sorry to be such a loose
butthole,
535
00:21:05,206 --> 00:21:06,827
but can you get back
to the announcer'’s booth?
536
00:21:06,827 --> 00:21:08,344
The next heat is about to start.
537
00:21:08,344 --> 00:21:10,068
- Right, yeah, sorry.
538
00:21:12,103 --> 00:21:14,000
Good job, Corey.
539
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,620
[Asher Roth'’s "I Love College"
plays over speakers]
540
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:17,172
- All right, and next,
541
00:21:17,172 --> 00:21:19,379
we'’ve got the boys,
11-12, 100 butterfly.
542
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:22,620
National record held by
theChas Morton, of course.
543
00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:26,862
In lane eight,
Pat Heffernan.
544
00:21:26,862 --> 00:21:29,137
- ♪But my good friends
is all I need ♪
545
00:21:29,137 --> 00:21:31,034
Lane eight. Ha-ha.
546
00:21:31,034 --> 00:21:33,689
You guys ever
feel like sometimes
547
00:21:33,689 --> 00:21:35,379
you'’re in the lane eight
of life?
548
00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:36,965
Probably we all do.
549
00:21:36,965 --> 00:21:38,827
Treading water, trying to keep
your head above
550
00:21:38,827 --> 00:21:41,172
when we should really
probably just sink
551
00:21:41,172 --> 00:21:43,517
to the bottom of the pool,
open our mouths,
552
00:21:43,517 --> 00:21:47,103
and let the water end it all.
553
00:21:49,793 --> 00:21:50,965
Nope, okay.
554
00:21:50,965 --> 00:21:53,965
In lane seven,
555
00:21:53,965 --> 00:21:55,551
Brian Newman.
556
00:21:57,103 --> 00:22:00,379
- [laughs] Look who it is!
557
00:22:00,379 --> 00:22:03,689
Blakey the loser came
crawling back to TAC.
558
00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:08,862
- [scoffs] You'’re here,
so "loser" you too, bitch.
559
00:22:08,862 --> 00:22:10,758
- Well, you'’re--
oh, you know what?
560
00:22:10,758 --> 00:22:13,103
You'’re a son of one.
Yeah, that'’s right, I said it.
561
00:22:13,103 --> 00:22:16,206
Son of a bitch,
that means your mom is!
562
00:22:16,206 --> 00:22:17,896
- No--oh, don'’t bring
my mother--
563
00:22:17,896 --> 00:22:19,793
- Yeah, yeah, your mom!
564
00:22:19,793 --> 00:22:22,275
- You know not to bring mama--
- Ohh, I bring your mama!
565
00:22:22,275 --> 00:22:24,551
I bring your mama!
- [belches]
566
00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:27,413
Stop! Fighting!
567
00:22:27,413 --> 00:22:28,620
Because you bother suck at it.
568
00:22:28,620 --> 00:22:31,000
Ha-ha-ha-ha, you'’re both losers!
569
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,551
- I hate you.
- I hate you!
570
00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:34,448
- I hate you! I hate you!
- I hate you!
571
00:22:34,448 --> 00:22:37,517
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What'’s all this shouting?
572
00:22:37,517 --> 00:22:39,862
I thought you were friends!
- We are.
573
00:22:39,862 --> 00:22:42,206
- Friends don'’t talk
like this to each other.
574
00:22:42,206 --> 00:22:44,931
So I don'’t want to hear
any more of this nonsense
575
00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:47,517
because I know
you'’re better than that!
576
00:22:47,517 --> 00:22:50,724
And guys, don'’t take what you
have for granted.
577
00:22:50,724 --> 00:22:53,206
Because you don'’t know
what you'’ve got til it'’s gone.
578
00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:54,275
- Yeah.
579
00:22:56,586 --> 00:23:00,344
- Yeah.
- Joni Mitchell never lied.
580
00:23:00,344 --> 00:23:02,689
And Waymond never shuts up!
- I was like,
581
00:23:02,689 --> 00:23:04,413
is he gonna stop talking
any time soon?
582
00:23:04,413 --> 00:23:05,931
- Rambling.
583
00:23:05,931 --> 00:23:08,862
- Yeah, fuck you too.
I like him, honestly.
584
00:23:08,862 --> 00:23:10,413
I mean, freakin'’ motormouth,
but he had a point.
585
00:23:10,413 --> 00:23:11,586
- He did.
586
00:23:11,586 --> 00:23:14,758
You know, guys,
I think it'’s...
587
00:23:14,758 --> 00:23:17,758
I think it'’s time
we quit the show.
588
00:23:17,758 --> 00:23:21,655
[rap music over radio]
- Oh-ho-ho-ho. Okay.
589
00:23:21,655 --> 00:23:23,241
[music stops]
590
00:23:23,241 --> 00:23:25,655
- '’Sup, slap dicks?
Beef squashed?
591
00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:28,310
- Water under the B-ridge?
Great.
592
00:23:28,310 --> 00:23:30,413
'’Cause tonight'’s gonna
be insane.
593
00:23:30,413 --> 00:23:32,482
Back at the stage--
- We'’re not gonna do it, Kurt.
594
00:23:32,482 --> 00:23:34,586
We'’re done. Sowwy.
595
00:23:34,586 --> 00:23:36,137
- We'’re not doing it
for the money.
596
00:23:36,137 --> 00:23:38,103
And we'’re not doing it
for the Bango.
597
00:23:38,103 --> 00:23:39,413
- Although, we like the Bango.
- Yeah, we'’ve been Bango'’d.
598
00:23:39,413 --> 00:23:41,034
- You have to be joking.
- No.
599
00:23:41,034 --> 00:23:43,931
- You'’re gonna give up
the ultimate gig of party gawds
600
00:23:43,931 --> 00:23:46,620
for what,
weekend warrior wannabes?
601
00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:48,413
Come on.
- We just wanna...
602
00:23:48,413 --> 00:23:51,344
step things back a little bit,
just go back to when we were...
603
00:23:51,344 --> 00:23:55,413
friends only.
- I respect that.
604
00:23:55,413 --> 00:23:57,827
We had a great ride.
Blake.
605
00:23:57,827 --> 00:23:59,793
Take this Bango slacker wig.
Trust me.
606
00:23:59,793 --> 00:24:02,896
- Oh, okay. You want me
to wear this thing.
607
00:24:02,896 --> 00:24:05,413
- Smart.
- This symbol of consumerism
608
00:24:05,413 --> 00:24:07,241
and neo-conformity.
- Hey--
609
00:24:07,241 --> 00:24:09,068
- I don'’t think so, all right?
- Blake, no offense,
610
00:24:09,068 --> 00:24:10,586
but you gotta put that thing on.
611
00:24:10,586 --> 00:24:12,103
- You guys don'’t like this look?
612
00:24:12,103 --> 00:24:13,344
- You know, you'’re not
that good-looking with it,
613
00:24:13,344 --> 00:24:15,724
but without it, very foul.
- Yeah.
614
00:24:15,724 --> 00:24:19,655
♪
615
00:24:22,724 --> 00:24:25,275
♪♪
616
00:24:25,275 --> 00:24:27,241
- Oh, yeah.
- That was good. Keep that one.
617
00:24:27,241 --> 00:24:28,965
- That'’s a keeper.
- Keeper.
618
00:24:28,965 --> 00:24:30,517
- You ever heard of "puff, puff,
pass," motherfucker?
619
00:24:30,517 --> 00:24:32,344
- Get in on that.
That'’s real weed.
620
00:24:32,344 --> 00:24:34,103
That'’s real weed.
- Of course it'’s real weed.
621
00:24:34,103 --> 00:24:35,931
- That'’s real weed.
- Of course it'’s real.
622
00:24:35,931 --> 00:24:38,862
You know, I'’m sorry about being
such an egomaniac.
623
00:24:38,862 --> 00:24:41,827
You know, I feel like
I really learned something
624
00:24:41,827 --> 00:24:43,517
by having the show.
- Yes, yes, thank you.
625
00:24:43,517 --> 00:24:45,241
Well, it'’s a webseries.
- The webseries.
626
00:24:45,241 --> 00:24:47,000
It'’s like I just need to be,
like, a team player,
627
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,655
and like, I'’m one of the guys.
628
00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:50,413
- Yeah, totally.
- Forever.
629
00:24:50,413 --> 00:24:51,689
- Yeah.
- Forever, I love you dogs.
630
00:24:51,689 --> 00:24:53,517
- Yeah.
- Dude, I love you guys.
631
00:24:53,517 --> 00:24:55,758
I love you guys--real talk,
I'’m telling you right now.
632
00:24:55,758 --> 00:24:57,620
I think the most important thing
is that we just
633
00:24:57,620 --> 00:24:58,965
stay true to each other.
- Right.
634
00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:00,793
- Yep. Yep.
- It'’s like maybe
635
00:25:00,793 --> 00:25:03,551
I take the wig off, you know?
- Okay, yeah.
636
00:25:03,551 --> 00:25:05,413
- Oh, yeah.
- Hey, real talk,
637
00:25:05,413 --> 00:25:07,206
remember how I almost
killed myself?
638
00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:09,896
If you take that wig off,
I will, I swear to God.
639
00:25:09,896 --> 00:25:12,103
- Yeah, if I learned anything
from having the show--
640
00:25:12,103 --> 00:25:14,172
excuse me, webseries--
it'’s that you'’re the hair guy.
641
00:25:14,172 --> 00:25:17,068
You know, you are the hair.
- Yeah, I have a small head
642
00:25:17,068 --> 00:25:19,724
and a large jaw.
- Yeah, yeah, and I'’m tall.
643
00:25:19,724 --> 00:25:21,896
- You'’re tall?
- Hair, height, humor.
644
00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:23,689
- Thank you, thank you so much.
- That is nice.
645
00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:25,379
- Yeah, that'’s the show.
- Mm-hmm.
646
00:25:25,379 --> 00:25:27,448
- We should have a TV show
or something.
647
00:25:33,655 --> 00:25:35,310
- Thank you guys so much.
648
00:25:35,310 --> 00:25:37,000
- That'’s a wrap.
649
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,931
[cheers and applause]
650
00:25:41,344 --> 00:25:44,482
- Thank you! Blake Henderson!
- Whoo!
651
00:25:44,482 --> 00:25:46,862
- Anders Holmvik!
Adam DeMamp!
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