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- Okay.
- Are we ready?
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- Yup. Ready.
- All right.
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- Oh, my God,
Ders, come out here!
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- Ders! Help!
- Hurry! Hurry!
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- What are you guys
doing up there?
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Come on, we got to go.
We're gonna be late.
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- Okay, just give us
two secs.
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Blake, will you do me the honor
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of pulling my finger?
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- Sure, Adam.
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I'd love to.
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- It's a marble.
- Yeah.
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- Watch this.
- What's gonna happen?
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- Kerplunk.
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[dramatic music]
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[muffled voices from roof]
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*
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[water chugging]
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- Is there something out here
I'm supposed to see?
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- It's a--it's
a roof Goldberg.
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- 'Cause we're on the roof.
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Like Rube Goldberg,
but it's "roof."
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*
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We should have probably done it
in the front yard.
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- Yeah.
- This is kind of a poor plan.
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*
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- There's the guy!
- Oh!
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- Oh!
- Oh, it worked!
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- Oh!
- It worked!
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[strained]
Hold on.
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Hold on.
Hold on.
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Hold on.
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Nope. It went back up.
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It went back up
in the deep butt.
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[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]
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*
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- * I'm fresh
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* You gotta, you gotta,
you gotta *
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* Gotta be fresh
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- Can I take these
blindfolds off?
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I got hot eyes.
- Yeah, dude, come on.
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I got to feed
my Tamagotchi.
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I don't want him
to die.
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- Oh, no, no, no, no.
Not yet, okay?
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I want to record
your faces when you find out
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what we're doing
for this year's Ders Day.
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- Dude, this better not
be lame, man.
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I mean, last Ders Day sucked.
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- Admittedly, that was
the worst day of my life...
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- Yeah, terrible.
- And a lot of my family members
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have died tragically,
you know?
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Blake's Day rules.
Adam's Day rules.
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Ders Day...
- [makes sad sound]
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- Drools.
Yeah, you could've finished it.
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- Well, I think you're
gonna be pleasantly surprised
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when you find out what I have
in store for you this year.
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[Adam sniffing]
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- What?
- I smell it. I smell it.
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We're at a mother-freaking
Chili's right now,
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and we're gonna use
that $100 gift card
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that your grandpa sent you.
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- Oh, my gosh!
- Yes!
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- I forgot about that, dude!
Yes, dude!
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You know how many
Triple Dippers
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we can buy with 100 bones?
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- Stop. Ready?
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Okay, you can take off
your blindfolds...
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now and get ready
for the Ders Day of your life!
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Welcome to
"Vikings of Scandinavia!"
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[foreboding music]
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- What the [bleep]
kind of Chili's is this?
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- It's not a Chili's.
It's a museum.
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- You better hope there's
a Chili's To Go in here.
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- Oh, that's what it is.
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There's definitely
a Chili's To Go in here.
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- You think?
- Yeah, it's a museum.
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It has a Chili's To Go.
- Okay.
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- Chili's To Go
in this bitch!
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- And your card
works there, right?
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- No--I--
- You did check on that, right?
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- Screw you for taking us
to a fricking museum.
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These places are--
they're a scam.
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- It's not a scam.
- Yes, they are.
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Your sipping
the government Kool-Aid.
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That's what they
want you to believe.
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Luckily I never had to sip
from that poisonous well
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because I went
to private school.
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- You went to private school?
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- Yeah, I did.
In fact, it was wildly private.
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I was the only student.
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I was taught
by my mom's special friend,
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Dr. Jerry Larryberry.
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He was, like,
a really cool guy.
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Like, during the day
he'd, like, teach me stuff
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like history,
or, you know, whatever.
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And then, at night,
he would--he would, um...
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he'd [bleep] my mom.
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- Cool teacher.
- Yeah, he was cool.
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He also was an ex-spy
on the run from the government.
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He was like, "Don't believe
in museums or any of that.
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If you have a question,
ask me."
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He'd also make me
chop a lot of firewood
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shirtless in the backyard;
he was a cool guy.
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- Sure.
- No way.
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Museums, they give me
the willies, man.
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Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, they are haunted.
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I mean,
there's mummies downstairs.
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There's dead animals
hanging all over the walls.
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They're all crammed
into one building.
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It's bad juju, man.
- 'Cause it's fake, yeah.
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- Guys, there's no haunted.
There's no bad juju.
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This is just a regular,
normal museum, okay?
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- As an executive in charge
of our friendship circle,
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I say Ders Day...
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cancelled.
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Blake, let's go home and try
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to gain my fart back
from my deep butthole.
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- I like that idea, man.
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- Okay.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Wait, wait, okay?
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You thought I was gonna
really just bring you
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to a museum and show you
these beautiful fossils...
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- Mm-hmm.
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- And make you learn stuff
that you probably should know.
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No. What?
I brought you here...
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to...
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Steal...
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[camera beeps]
Erik the Red's helmet.
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- What?
- Really?
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- Like, a secret mission
to steal something?
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- It's a heist, guys.
- I love heists.
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- And we're gonna make this
the best Ders Day ever.
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- Heist this bitch.
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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- Very smart.
Very cool.
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- Tell this evil museum
to frickin' "suck it."
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- And then we'll
go to Chili's.
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Yeah, [bleep] you, museum!
- Suck it.
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- [bleep] you, museum.
You suck!
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[bleep]--
- Hey!
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- Oh, my God!
- What is going on?
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If you guys don't keep it down,
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I'm gonna have to ask you
to leave.
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- You're gonna
have to ask us to leave?
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What are you, the king
of this place?
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Doubt it.
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- I am the Assistant Director
of the museum,
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and the Director is on
his honeymoon,
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so, yes, for all
intents and purposes,
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I am the king.
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Now, if I catch you causing
trouble again, you're gone.
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Understand?
- Understood. Understood.
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- Okay.
- Right. Right.
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- Congratulations to your boss.
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God, I can't believe we're here.
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I can't wait to see the helmets
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and the--but, anyway,
so, the plan...
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- Mm-hmm.
- Is that I'm gonna
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steal the helmet, and
you guys are gonna be lookouts.
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Cool? All right. All right.
- Okay.
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Hey, Ders,
uh, if you could just kind of
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make it quick, you know?
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This place has some serious
"Night at the Museum"
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disaster potential.
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Yeah, I bet there's, like,
hell of ancient tablets
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just waiting to explode
all around this place.
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- No, probably not,
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but here's my selfie stick,
and you guys can play with that.
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Use it to peer around corners
as lookouts.
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Right?
- Oh, okay.
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I was wondering
why you were using it.
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I was like, "Wow, Ders,
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"what are you,
a widowed dentist
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on a cruise ship or something?"
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[Adam and Black laugh]
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But really,
it's a heist tool
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disguised as a lame thing
only losers have.
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Very cool.
- Yeah, that's sick.
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- Yeah, exactly.
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So, um, eyes peeled.
Lookouts.
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- Dang, man,
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I can't believe Ders
took us to the museum.
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- I can't believe Ders
thinks we're gonna sit around
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and be lookouts
while he gets to heist.
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- Yeah.
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- We're the frickin'
heisters, dude.
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Let's go freaking heist
some stuff!
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- All right.
- Let's heist!
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- Okay, what?
What are we stealing?
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- I have no idea.
We'll figure it out.
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Let's just go look.
- All right.
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[classical music]
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- So it's only $13.99?
Is that right?
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- That's right.
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- So it's a steal after all.
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- Wow, look at this.
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Museum's so desperate
to seem cool
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they made up, like,
a spooky curse.
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- Okay, dude,
curses are very real.
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As you know, I've been cursed...
- Mm-hmm.
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- With like a very huge,
long wiener.
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- I know that's a lie.
I've seen your dick.
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It's very small.
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- Not hard.
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- Oh, my God.
- What?
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- Well, I just figured out
what we're about to heist.
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You want a shmoke a bowl?
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- Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, dude.
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Yes, I like where
your head's at.
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But--I don't know, man.
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I've got a bad feeling
about this.
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- We just need to find
the weakness in the cage.
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- What?
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[bangs]
Whoa.
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[bangs]
What are you do--stop.
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- Oh, here's the lock.
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You just need to wiggle your
tiny little spaghetti fingers
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in there, and wiggle it free.
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- Okay, I don't have tiny
spaghetti fingers, all right?
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- Yes, you do.
- No, I don't.
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I don't got a tiny
spaghetti dick either.
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- You do.
Yeah, we just covered this.
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You have a very tiny penis.
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- I don't.
You've never seen it hard.
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- I've seen it dozens of times.
- Not hard.
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- I'll just take one of your
bobby pins.
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- I don't have bobby pins.
- Yes, you do.
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- You have a small dick,
and you carry bobby pins.
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That's who you are as a person.
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- No, it's a pipe cleaner.
- Okay, just use it.
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I actually have seen
your dick hard. Okay...
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- Oh, you have?
- Yeah.
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- Keep a lookout.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Obviously.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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- All right. Based on the movies
I've seen,
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you just snap it in,
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you look off in the distance,
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and you just wiggle it...
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[lock clicks]
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- I got it, I got it,
I got it, I got it.
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- Are you kidding me?
You got it? Dude.
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Dude, I didn't think you'd
be able to do it this way.
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- You know, I believe in myself,
and that's what it takes
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sometimes to be a champion.
244
00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,500
- I'm impressed.
Okay.
245
00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:52,067
- Uh...
- Okay, she's gone. She's gone.
246
00:07:52,100 --> 00:07:53,633
How do we--
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
247
00:07:53,733 --> 00:07:55,233
That is a weight sensor.
248
00:07:55,333 --> 00:07:57,233
- Let me do my magic.
- I'm gonna step back,
249
00:07:57,333 --> 00:07:59,767
'cause you're probably gonna get
killed by lasers or something.
250
00:07:59,867 --> 00:08:02,833
[ominous music]
251
00:08:02,933 --> 00:08:10,933
*
252
00:08:12,633 --> 00:08:13,767
Huh.
- Okay.
253
00:08:13,867 --> 00:08:15,067
Guess it wasn't
a weight sensor.
254
00:08:15,167 --> 00:08:16,433
- Yeah, my bad.
- All right.
255
00:08:16,533 --> 00:08:17,900
- Sorry about that.
- All right.
256
00:08:18,067 --> 00:08:19,367
- Let's go shmoke a bowl.
- All right.
257
00:08:19,467 --> 00:08:20,933
Hey, dude, when did you
see my dick hard?
258
00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:22,400
- Like, two Christmases ago,
you said
259
00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:23,800
it was something
about the eggnog.
260
00:08:23,900 --> 00:08:25,467
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
261
00:08:25,567 --> 00:08:27,533
- Hey, check it out.
Pretty cool, huh?
262
00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:29,067
- Are you kidding?
263
00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:31,233
It's a bunch of old crap
put on mannequins.
264
00:08:31,333 --> 00:08:32,967
- No, no, you've got to--
265
00:08:33,067 --> 00:08:35,067
you've got to use your
imagination, right?
266
00:08:35,133 --> 00:08:37,733
Imagine you and your friends
on a Viking longship,
267
00:08:37,833 --> 00:08:39,700
battling the high seas,
and then...
268
00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:41,600
[gasps]
you discover America!
269
00:08:41,700 --> 00:08:43,100
But in the 11th century.
270
00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,767
Eat that, Christopher Columbus,
right?
271
00:08:44,867 --> 00:08:47,967
- I'm only here 'cause my mom
dragged me here.
272
00:08:48,067 --> 00:08:50,233
I'd rather be anywhere else.
273
00:08:50,333 --> 00:08:53,067
- You don't like museums?
- No one likes museums!
274
00:08:53,167 --> 00:08:56,633
Mom, this giant Ken doll
is annoying me.
275
00:08:56,733 --> 00:08:57,900
- No, I'm not.
276
00:08:58,067 --> 00:09:00,667
You're a Barbie-face
poopy mouth.
277
00:09:00,767 --> 00:09:02,100
- Smoke 'em, big chief.
278
00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,500
[both laugh]
279
00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:06,800
[smoke alarm blares]
280
00:09:06,900 --> 00:09:08,300
What did you do?
281
00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,567
- That's not us, right?
- Dude.
282
00:09:10,667 --> 00:09:12,267
- Excuse me.
Excuse me, everyone.
283
00:09:12,367 --> 00:09:13,833
We need to evacuate
the building.
284
00:09:13,933 --> 00:09:17,067
Please move to the nearest exit.
No running! Jesus.
285
00:09:17,167 --> 00:09:20,367
- Okay. Hey, just follow me.
- Yeah, okay.
286
00:09:20,467 --> 00:09:22,167
- You two, let's go.
287
00:09:22,267 --> 00:09:24,167
- Yeah, no, that's
what we're doing. [inaudible].
288
00:09:24,267 --> 00:09:28,067
- We're having so much fun.
289
00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:29,233
[mumbling indistinctly]
290
00:09:29,333 --> 00:09:30,500
You think anybody saw us?
291
00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,067
- Hey, you guys.
- Oh!
292
00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:33,667
- What's happening?
Guess what? Success!
293
00:09:33,767 --> 00:09:35,733
- Oh! Yeah, it was.
- Cool!
294
00:09:35,833 --> 00:09:37,767
- All right, man, I guess it was
a double success,
295
00:09:37,867 --> 00:09:39,933
'cause we heisted
this peace pipe.
296
00:09:40,067 --> 00:09:41,600
- Uh-oh.
- What?
297
00:09:41,700 --> 00:09:43,767
Dude, are you insane?
You can't steal from the museum!
298
00:09:43,867 --> 00:09:45,867
- Shh.
Why not? You did.
299
00:09:45,967 --> 00:09:47,700
- No. I bought this, okay?
I lied about the heist
300
00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:49,267
just so you guys would
stop complaining
301
00:09:49,367 --> 00:09:50,533
and have a little fun.
302
00:09:50,633 --> 00:09:52,067
- Well, we had fun...
303
00:09:52,100 --> 00:09:53,667
stealing, like you said
you were gonna do.
304
00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:54,900
- Yeah.
- Who cares?
305
00:09:55,067 --> 00:09:56,233
Let's just get out of here.
306
00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:57,567
Give me my selfie stick.
Let's go.
307
00:09:57,667 --> 00:10:00,033
- [stammers]
Ohh...
308
00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:00,067
- [stammers]
Ohh...
- Where's my selfie stick?
309
00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:02,000
- Where's my selfie stick?
310
00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:05,367
- Yeah, actually, we kind of
Indiana Jonesed that
311
00:10:05,467 --> 00:10:07,200
at the Native American
exhibit.
312
00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:10,367
- So you left my selfie stick
in there with my phone,
313
00:10:10,467 --> 00:10:11,833
which has a video that says,
314
00:10:11,933 --> 00:10:14,000
"We're going to rob this museum"
on it?
315
00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:15,367
Correct?
316
00:10:15,467 --> 00:10:16,600
- Sah-wee.
- Okay.
317
00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,233
- Yeah. We did do that.
- Okay.
318
00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:20,067
- Shoot. That's a bummer.
- Oh, my God, dude.
319
00:10:20,167 --> 00:10:21,667
It's way worse than you think.
320
00:10:21,767 --> 00:10:23,267
- What?
What now?
321
00:10:23,367 --> 00:10:24,700
- My Tamagotchi died.
322
00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:26,500
- Oh, no, you all right?
323
00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,500
- No, I'm not okay.
Everything's going wrong.
324
00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,267
You know what just happened?
We--we're cursed.
325
00:10:31,367 --> 00:10:33,333
- How are we cursed?
- We smoked the peace pipe
326
00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:34,567
when there's beef in our crew.
327
00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:36,233
That makes it a beef pipe.
328
00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:38,267
That's, like,
Native American 101, dude.
329
00:10:38,367 --> 00:10:40,400
- I did not smoke a beef pipe.
Let it be known.
330
00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:43,733
- Yes, you did, and I smoked the
big beef pipe in his pants,
331
00:10:43,833 --> 00:10:46,000
and it's all going downhill;
we're cursed, man.
332
00:10:46,100 --> 00:10:47,567
- Shh! We do not have time
for this, okay?
333
00:10:47,667 --> 00:10:49,167
We need to get that beef pipe
back in there
334
00:10:49,267 --> 00:10:50,867
and find my phone
before someone else does.
335
00:10:50,967 --> 00:10:52,767
- Oh, we need to squash the beef
and lift the curse.
336
00:10:52,867 --> 00:10:54,367
Otherwise, this stuff's gonna be
going wrong all day.
337
00:10:54,467 --> 00:10:56,033
I can already tell. Lookit.
338
00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:57,667
- If I get my phone, I'll squash
all the beef you want.
339
00:10:57,767 --> 00:10:59,433
- Okay, fine.
- Let's just go to Chili's.
340
00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:01,767
- Your attention, please.
I'm sorry, but since the museum
341
00:11:01,867 --> 00:11:03,567
closes in a half hour,
we're gonna close early
342
00:11:03,667 --> 00:11:05,267
so we can check
the alarm system,
343
00:11:05,367 --> 00:11:07,633
but come back tomorrow with your
ticket stubs for refunds,
344
00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:11,200
and remember, next week:
"A Walk With Dinosaurs"!
345
00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:12,467
Exciting stuff!
346
00:11:12,567 --> 00:11:14,067
- Boo! This guy sucks!
347
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:15,233
- Shut up. Let's go.
This way.
348
00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:16,500
Go. Go this way. Go.
- Ow!
349
00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,500
[beatboxing]
350
00:11:21,867 --> 00:11:24,533
[beatboxing]
351
00:11:24,633 --> 00:11:25,967
- There's gotta be,
like, a side door
352
00:11:26,067 --> 00:11:27,300
we can sneak in or something.
353
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:28,700
- Yeah, I'm just
trying to massage
354
00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:29,967
the fart out of me
right now.
355
00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:31,533
- Hey, can we focus?
356
00:11:31,633 --> 00:11:33,467
- Jeez, Ders, you almost
scared the fart out of me.
357
00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,433
You should do that.
Try to scare the fart out of me.
358
00:11:35,533 --> 00:11:37,133
- I'm not scaring
the fart out of you.
359
00:11:37,233 --> 00:11:39,233
- Fine, then. No more farts.
No more farts in our crew.
360
00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:40,933
We don't get to talk
about farts anymore.
361
00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:42,467
We used to love it.
- Great, yeah.
362
00:11:42,567 --> 00:11:44,167
- You can't block a door.
It's a fire hazard.
363
00:11:44,267 --> 00:11:45,433
Get that out of the way.
364
00:11:45,533 --> 00:11:46,767
- Will you guys
just stop beefing?
365
00:11:46,867 --> 00:11:48,300
We have enough beef
to squash already.
366
00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:49,433
- Do you like farts?
- I love farts.
367
00:11:49,533 --> 00:11:50,667
- Am I in the wrong here?
368
00:11:50,767 --> 00:11:52,067
- No, I'll marry a fart,
I swear to--
369
00:11:52,167 --> 00:11:53,767
Wait.
- What is this?
370
00:11:53,867 --> 00:11:55,133
Is this bamboo?
371
00:11:55,233 --> 00:11:56,433
Is this bamboo?
372
00:11:56,533 --> 00:11:58,133
You imbeciles brought
the wrong shipment!
373
00:11:58,233 --> 00:11:59,600
Do you know how ridiculous
it would be
374
00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:01,433
to have dinosaurs roaming
around in bamboo,
375
00:12:01,533 --> 00:12:04,767
when everyone knows there was no
bamboo in the Cretaceous Period?
376
00:12:04,867 --> 00:12:06,067
- I think it's down this way.
377
00:12:06,133 --> 00:12:07,267
- Okay.
378
00:12:07,367 --> 00:12:08,533
- Hmm.
379
00:12:08,633 --> 00:12:11,867
- [gasps]
Hide, hide!
380
00:12:11,967 --> 00:12:14,233
- So have you ever worked
with dinosaur costumes before?
381
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,367
- No, but I did the
"Sesame Street" live tour,
382
00:12:16,467 --> 00:12:19,400
and the Snuffleupagus puppet
is basically the same size.
383
00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:25,067
- Gone?
- Yeah.
384
00:12:25,167 --> 00:12:27,367
- Oh, my God, that was close.
Okay.
385
00:12:27,467 --> 00:12:29,400
Oh, hide, hide, hide!
- What?
386
00:12:31,133 --> 00:12:33,833
- Yeah, I did background work
on a couple other movies,
387
00:12:33,933 --> 00:12:35,567
but Frank Oz was a nightmare
to work with.
388
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,167
- Oh, Frank's the worst.
389
00:12:37,267 --> 00:12:39,167
- I was finally like,
"You know, life's too short."
390
00:12:39,267 --> 00:12:40,733
- Last time I saw Frank,
I said to myself,
391
00:12:40,833 --> 00:12:43,300
"This man needs to go away,
like, forever."
392
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,767
- Okay, come on.
393
00:12:49,367 --> 00:12:50,567
Dan:
We're starting.
394
00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:52,167
Lisa:
Oh, I left my gloves in the car.
395
00:12:52,267 --> 00:12:54,100
Start without me.
I'll be back in a jiffy.
396
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:55,367
- Oh.
397
00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,400
- Okay, the phone's this way.
- Come on, let's go.
398
00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:00,700
- Good idea. Great idea.
- Yeah.
399
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,400
- All right, okay.
400
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:03,967
Look how good I am at this.
- Get it, get it, get it.
401
00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:05,233
- I can do it
with my eyes closed.
402
00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:07,733
- [shouting]
Open your eyes and get it!
403
00:13:07,833 --> 00:13:09,700
- Okay, Ders, you almost
scared the fart out of me.
404
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,067
I wish.
That'd be awesome.
405
00:13:11,133 --> 00:13:12,633
I've been looking forward
to that fart.
406
00:13:12,733 --> 00:13:14,067
- Yeah, open it please.
- Go, please.
407
00:13:14,167 --> 00:13:15,800
- Come on.
- All right, got it.
408
00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:17,300
- Here you go.
- Give me the phone.
409
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:19,067
- Okay, look, now you have
your phone, Ders.
410
00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:20,633
Please, will you just
squash the beef?
411
00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:23,633
- Hey, what in the Dark Ages
are you doing?
412
00:13:23,733 --> 00:13:25,233
- Run.
- Run!
413
00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:27,200
- Go!
- Run, run, run!
414
00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:29,200
- Not running.
Not running.
415
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,133
- Come on!
416
00:13:33,233 --> 00:13:35,400
- Where--where
are we going, Ders?
417
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:37,567
- I don't know.
- Stop!
418
00:13:37,667 --> 00:13:39,267
Get them!
They're bad boys!
419
00:13:42,733 --> 00:13:43,900
- Oh, my God!
420
00:13:44,067 --> 00:13:45,133
Run!
421
00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:46,400
[all screaming]
422
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:47,633
Go, go, go!
423
00:13:47,733 --> 00:13:48,900
- Let me in! Let me in!
424
00:13:49,067 --> 00:13:50,167
- Ah!
425
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,100
[Adam whimpering]
426
00:14:00,267 --> 00:14:03,667
- Shh!
427
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,067
[both screaming]
428
00:14:18,967 --> 00:14:20,900
- Lock it! Lock it!
Lock it! Lock it!
429
00:14:23,133 --> 00:14:25,667
[all laughing]
430
00:14:25,767 --> 00:14:26,933
- All right!
431
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,800
- Will you guys please come out?
432
00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:30,167
- Never!
433
00:14:30,267 --> 00:14:31,400
- Oh, come on.
434
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:32,800
We're in the middle
of a rehearsal,
435
00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:34,400
and we need to finish
436
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,200
so we can get over
to the children's hospital.
437
00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:37,533
We're supposed to do
438
00:14:37,633 --> 00:14:38,800
a puppet show
for the sick kids.
439
00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:41,067
- Just come out.
We'll let you go.
440
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:43,667
We don't even work
for the museum.
441
00:14:43,767 --> 00:14:45,333
- How do we know
it's not a trick?
442
00:14:45,433 --> 00:14:47,267
- I swear on Jim Henson's life.
443
00:14:47,367 --> 00:14:48,833
Come on, please!
444
00:14:48,933 --> 00:14:50,833
We'll let you try on
the dinosaur suits.
445
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,667
- We get to try on the suits.
- Okay, that's cool.
446
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,067
Jim Henson's life.
- Are they safe?
447
00:14:54,167 --> 00:14:55,500
- Are they hot?
Are they breathable?
448
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:56,733
- Are you serious?
- Okay, okay.
449
00:14:56,833 --> 00:14:57,933
We're coming out.
450
00:14:58,067 --> 00:14:59,400
- Okay, how do you make
the eyes blink?
451
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:00,767
- Ah, yeah, this is
gonna be cool.
452
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,067
- That's like a really cool--
453
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,933
- Heck, yeah.
- What the [bleep]?
454
00:15:04,067 --> 00:15:05,433
- Hello.
- That's what you get
455
00:15:05,533 --> 00:15:07,067
for ruining our rehearsal,
you idiots.
456
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:08,333
What kind of
children's hospital
457
00:15:08,433 --> 00:15:10,633
has a dinosaur party
at 8:00 p.m.?
458
00:15:10,733 --> 00:15:12,733
- Okay, don't you throw
logic in my face.
459
00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:15,100
You gave us your word.
460
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,333
- I swore on Jim Henson's life.
461
00:15:16,433 --> 00:15:17,667
- Right.
- Exactly.
462
00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:19,400
- Jim Henson has been dead
for years!
463
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,233
We are all students
of Brian Henson's.
464
00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:22,567
- I should've known that.
465
00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:23,800
- Brian Henson.
- Enough.
466
00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:25,067
- Watch the teeth, buster.
467
00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:26,333
I'll sue you.
468
00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:29,667
both:
Brian Henson! Brian Henson!
469
00:15:29,767 --> 00:15:31,233
Brian Henson!
470
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:33,267
[beatboxing]
471
00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:39,767
[beatboxing]
472
00:15:39,867 --> 00:15:41,067
[Blake sighs]
473
00:15:41,133 --> 00:15:43,300
- Sit down, and don't move.
474
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,567
- There's only two chairs.
475
00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:46,300
I'm gonna s-stand.
476
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,433
- I hope you little turd boys
like getting arrested,
477
00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:49,767
because I'm calling the police.
478
00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:51,167
- What's with you and turds?
479
00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:52,967
You've got, like,
a weird butthole fixation,
480
00:15:53,067 --> 00:15:55,067
and also a fixation
on little boys.
481
00:15:55,167 --> 00:15:56,533
You're a pedophile.
Ders!
482
00:15:56,633 --> 00:15:58,400
I bet you feel good, don't you?
483
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,767
Because this is, hands down,
the worst Ders Day of all time.
484
00:16:00,867 --> 00:16:02,267
Congratulations.
- Whatever, man.
485
00:16:02,367 --> 00:16:03,967
You didn't even give
Ders Day a chance.
486
00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:05,367
It could've been a nice day
at the museum, but no!
487
00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:07,200
- Three Caucasian men.
488
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,500
They were trying to steal.
489
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:09,767
- Everything has to be epic.
490
00:16:09,867 --> 00:16:11,133
- Okay, stop yelling.
491
00:16:11,233 --> 00:16:12,433
- Yeah, just chill out, Ders.
492
00:16:12,533 --> 00:16:13,500
- Oh, do you want me to chill?
493
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:14,833
I thought you wanted to be epic.
494
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:15,867
Which one do you want,
epic or chill?
495
00:16:15,967 --> 00:16:17,100
- We want, like, a epic chill.
496
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,700
- No, forget about it, man!
497
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,067
I'll be epic
'cause it's Ders Day!
498
00:16:20,133 --> 00:16:21,267
Mother[bleep] Ders Day! Yeah!
499
00:16:21,367 --> 00:16:23,100
[loud flatulence]
- Whoa.
500
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,767
- You just scared the fart
out of me.
501
00:16:24,867 --> 00:16:26,667
- I know, that's why I did that.
Let's go! Come on!
502
00:16:26,767 --> 00:16:29,067
- Hey, get back here!
- Let's go!
503
00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:30,733
- Oh, my God.
504
00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:32,067
[Adam laughing]
505
00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:33,267
What did you eat?
506
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,767
- I don't know.
507
00:16:34,867 --> 00:16:36,433
That's been up there
for a while.
508
00:16:36,533 --> 00:16:37,900
That was in the deep butt.
- The smell!
509
00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:39,167
I can't breathe!
510
00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:41,500
- I'm home!
511
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,367
Oh, happy, epic Ders Day.
512
00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:44,667
My new favorite cape.
513
00:16:44,767 --> 00:16:46,067
[mimics whooshing]
514
00:16:46,133 --> 00:16:48,233
Cool boat! I love it! Yeah!
515
00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:50,533
[gasps]
Oh, my God.
516
00:16:50,633 --> 00:16:53,433
Happy Epic Ders Day,
Erik the Red.
517
00:16:53,533 --> 00:16:54,767
Blake:
Okay, Ders, look,
518
00:16:54,867 --> 00:16:56,567
I think the police
are on their way.
519
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,500
We need to get going, all right?
520
00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,867
- Who cares!
521
00:17:00,067 --> 00:17:01,800
We're having fun, right?
522
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:03,500
- I'm having fun.
Here, here.
523
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,600
- Why? What are you doing?
- Here, fight me real quick.
524
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:07,067
- That's cool, that's cool.
- Okay.
525
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:08,300
- Oh, yeah, yeah!
526
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,600
- Oh!
- What are you doing?
527
00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:10,833
Adam:
Oh, God.
528
00:17:10,933 --> 00:17:12,400
I thought these things were CGI.
529
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,067
- Oh, yeah, that does
not make sense, Adam.
530
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,800
- Oh, my God.
- Ders, look,
531
00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:17,733
I know you're in the middle
of a mental breakdown.
532
00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:19,633
I get that;
sometimes I throw Slipknot on
533
00:17:19,733 --> 00:17:24,067
and rage in the room, but we
need to squash the beef and go.
534
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:26,800
- Blake, I don't have time
for beef, pal,
535
00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:29,967
because I am a Viking!
536
00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:31,367
To the 'Vo!
537
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:32,833
- I like Ders
when he's like this.
538
00:17:32,933 --> 00:17:35,300
This is fun.
I feel a little concussed.
539
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,333
[all yelling]
540
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:43,500
- Hey, dinosaurs,
541
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,633
why don't you go back
to being extinct?
542
00:17:45,733 --> 00:17:47,067
- Yeah!
- Nice.
543
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,200
- Oh, what the hell?
544
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:50,867
- I'm so sorry.
- We're gonna kick your ass!
545
00:17:50,967 --> 00:17:52,133
- Oh, go, go, go!
- Oh, crap!
546
00:17:52,233 --> 00:17:53,500
[all yelling]
547
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:54,900
- Come on, come on.
- Go, go, go, go.
548
00:17:55,067 --> 00:17:56,633
- This way.
Ah!
549
00:17:56,733 --> 00:17:58,567
- Oh, Jesus!
- Oh, man!
550
00:17:58,667 --> 00:18:00,433
- It's the end of the line,
boys.
551
00:18:00,533 --> 00:18:01,433
- Oh, my God.
- He escaped.
552
00:18:01,533 --> 00:18:02,433
- Damn it, we're trapped.
553
00:18:02,533 --> 00:18:03,700
- Wait, there's an exit.
554
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:06,067
- Oh.
- Ah, it's locked!
555
00:18:06,133 --> 00:18:07,900
- Forget about it,
man, we're toast.
556
00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:09,533
- Put the artifacts down now.
557
00:18:09,633 --> 00:18:10,800
- Okay, yeah.
- Fine.
558
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:12,200
- Here, there's that.
559
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,533
Guys, I'm sorry
I dragged you here
560
00:18:13,633 --> 00:18:14,967
even though I know
you hate museums,
561
00:18:15,067 --> 00:18:16,367
and I just ruined
another Ders Day,
562
00:18:16,467 --> 00:18:18,067
and now we're gonna
get arrested; great.
563
00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:19,700
- Honestly, it's not even
your fault, dude.
564
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,133
We were just being selfish.
565
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:22,733
Ders Days, yes, they do suck.
- Usually.
566
00:18:22,833 --> 00:18:24,200
- Admittedly,
they're the worst day.
567
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:25,600
But like, this was
a pretty fun one.
568
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:27,100
- Appreciate that.
- Yeah.
569
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,633
Hey, what do you say
we squash the beef?
570
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,467
- I never knew what beef
you were talking about.
571
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,767
- Just the fact that we've
been kind of fighting.
572
00:18:32,867 --> 00:18:34,433
- It's squashed.
- Is it squashed?
573
00:18:34,533 --> 00:18:35,667
- Yeah.
- All right, wait.
574
00:18:35,767 --> 00:18:38,067
One, two, three,
beef squashed!
575
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,633
- You know what,
screw that guy.
576
00:18:39,733 --> 00:18:41,300
Just leave it
blocking the door.
577
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,667
- Come on, man.
578
00:18:42,767 --> 00:18:44,367
We do that and we're
stooping to his level.
579
00:18:44,467 --> 00:18:46,533
That's not what we do
at Anderson Delivery.
580
00:18:46,633 --> 00:18:47,867
Let's move it.
581
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,300
- Yeah, I have three intruders
582
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,133
at the Museum of Science
and History.
583
00:18:57,233 --> 00:18:58,667
Please come down.
584
00:18:58,767 --> 00:19:00,267
- Yeah, you freaking
wish, Saul,
585
00:19:00,367 --> 00:19:02,467
but sorry,
the beef is squashed!
586
00:19:02,567 --> 00:19:04,267
- We squashed the beef!
- Squashed! Squashed!
587
00:19:04,367 --> 00:19:05,667
I'm gonna try it.
588
00:19:05,767 --> 00:19:06,900
Whoa!
- Whoa!
589
00:19:07,067 --> 00:19:08,167
- Ah! It worked!
- Go!
590
00:19:08,267 --> 00:19:09,567
It worked!
It worked!
591
00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:12,600
The spell is broken
and we live again!
592
00:19:14,467 --> 00:19:16,367
- I better never see you
in this museum ever again!
593
00:19:16,467 --> 00:19:19,167
You hear me?
Never again!
594
00:19:19,267 --> 00:19:21,067
Is that a ficus?
595
00:19:21,133 --> 00:19:22,267
[beatboxing]
596
00:19:22,367 --> 00:19:26,533
- * He's insane
597
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:29,300
[beatboxing]
598
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,733
- Why do we have to
do this again?
599
00:19:30,833 --> 00:19:32,333
- Hey, what--ow!
Ow, there's thorns.
600
00:19:32,433 --> 00:19:34,067
- You guys are gonna find out
what's going on.
601
00:19:34,133 --> 00:19:35,800
Let's just say that Ders Day
is not over yet.
602
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:37,067
Adam:
Ders Day isn't over yet?
603
00:19:37,133 --> 00:19:38,700
- All I can say is,
it was pretty cool
604
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,067
that, you know, Adam farted
his way out of trouble.
605
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,733
That smelled bad.
- Yeah.
606
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,633
- God, that smelled,
like, medically bad, man.
607
00:19:44,733 --> 00:19:46,800
Like, seriously, you should
get yourself checked out.
608
00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:48,600
I feel like I can
still smell it or something.
609
00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:50,867
- Oh, and the reason for that
is because I did poop my pants.
610
00:19:50,967 --> 00:19:52,400
- Oh, there was some poop
in the toot.
611
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:53,800
- A ton of it's
actually smeared
612
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:55,333
on my butt cheeks;
I'm gonna have to
613
00:19:55,433 --> 00:19:57,100
take off my underwear
when we get inside, so.
614
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,467
- Yeah, yeah.
- Also, I realized
615
00:19:58,567 --> 00:20:00,067
something about
Dr. Jerry Larryberry.
616
00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:02,267
- Who's that?
- He was lying to me.
617
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:03,533
- Obviously.
618
00:20:03,633 --> 00:20:05,233
- He actually was
a real big liar.
619
00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:07,400
I don't even think he was
in the CIA, truthfully.
620
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:08,767
- I think we knew.
621
00:20:08,867 --> 00:20:10,867
- And he,
um, jerked me off once.
622
00:20:10,967 --> 00:20:12,100
- Oh.
- Obviously, yeah.
623
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,733
That's, like, a no-brainer.
624
00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:15,700
- Ah, that's neither here
nor there, but remember
625
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,733
when I hit that dinosaur
in the head with that sword?
626
00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:19,233
- Yes, yes.
Ders Day has been epic.
627
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:20,867
- It's about to get
a little bit more epic,
628
00:20:20,967 --> 00:20:22,767
and I'm just
squeezing through you.
629
00:20:22,867 --> 00:20:24,467
- I'm still not fully on board.
- I know you can't see me,
630
00:20:24,567 --> 00:20:26,100
but go ahead and take off
your blindfolds and look up.
631
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,633
- Okay.
- What--where are we?
632
00:20:27,733 --> 00:20:29,100
- Not straight up,
but just kind of up and forward.
633
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,367
- Oh!
- Yeah!
634
00:20:30,467 --> 00:20:31,600
- Oh, Chili's!
- Ooh!
635
00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:32,867
- It's a Ders Day, baby!
636
00:20:32,967 --> 00:20:34,100
It's a Ders Day, baby! Yes!
637
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,400
- Now we're talking.
638
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:36,933
- Just get in there!
Get in there!
639
00:20:37,033 --> 00:20:39,067
- We should've just came
right here, you idiot.
640
00:20:39,167 --> 00:20:41,867
- Uh, I will take...
641
00:20:41,967 --> 00:20:43,333
three triple dippers.
642
00:20:43,433 --> 00:20:44,700
One of every option, please.
643
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,867
- Yes, and I would like
the steak fajitas.
644
00:20:46,967 --> 00:20:48,833
No beef. Extra squash.
645
00:20:48,933 --> 00:20:50,467
- Nice. Good call.
646
00:20:50,567 --> 00:20:51,933
- And then a order of wings
over buffalo for moi.
647
00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:53,167
- And don't forget the...
648
00:20:53,267 --> 00:20:55,600
* Chili's
649
00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:59,667
all:
* Baby back ribs
650
00:20:59,767 --> 00:21:01,467
* Barbecue sauce
651
00:21:01,567 --> 00:21:03,267
- Okay, you almost forgot
the barbecue sauce!
652
00:21:03,367 --> 00:21:05,067
- So, basically,
one of everything?
653
00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:06,333
- Sure.
- Yeah.
654
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,567
- That works too.
- Yeah, yeah.
655
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:08,567
- Just one of everything.
656
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:10,567
- Nice!
657
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:15,900
- "Indiana Jonesing."
658
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:17,133
It's--we replaced it
659
00:21:17,233 --> 00:21:18,867
with a similar sized item.
660
00:21:18,967 --> 00:21:20,100
Your selfie stick.
661
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,400
Thus, countering
the waste displace--
662
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:23,900
We replaced it
with a similar item.
663
00:21:24,067 --> 00:21:25,200
Your selfie stick.
664
00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:26,800
Thus, countering
the weight dis--dis--
665
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:27,400
[stammers, laughs]
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