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- Oh, yeah. Mmm.
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Good year.
Good year.
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And then I'm just gonna
pulse it, pulse it, pulse it.
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Bam, done. Okay.
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Who wants
a Strawberry Latte Bull?
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- What is that?
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- Well, it's our three favorite
morning beverages.
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I'm talking strawberry Quik,
decaf coffee, and Red Bull.
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Adam?
- Okay. Please.
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No, not while
I'm handling firearms,
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which are what
I'm calling my arms now
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'cause my muscles are on fire
from all this sling-shooting.
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- Whatever.
Ders, first up.
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- Okay.
- There you go, buddy.
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Nice and frothy. Mmm.
- Mmm.
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- Mmm.
- Mm-mm.
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- Mm-mm? What?
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- Not good at all.
- Not good?
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- That's surprising.
- That's--yeah.
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- But I'm gonna
choke this one down
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because it is symbolic
of our friendship.
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- And that's why
you are the quarterback
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of our friendship.
- Okay.
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- So this is
what the world's coming to.
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- Oh, my gosh, this is
what the world's coming to.
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- That's what
the world's coming to.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- News boobies.
- Yeah.
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- I couldn't [bleep] to that
if I tried.
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- Mm.
- And I have, actually.
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I used to jerk off to
a Sears catalog all the time.
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Or was it JCPenney's?
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Could have been Cabela's,
but the chicks were super hot.
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Similar--similar vibes.
- Mm. Cabela babe.
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[bird screeches]
- Oh, sh--
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- What'd you do?
- Ah, I just shot it!
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Oh, direct hit!
- What? No, no, no.
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- Hit it right in the face,
right in the beak.
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- Oh, God, we got to save it.
We got to save her.
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- Yeah, no, it's gargling.
- No, we have to save her.
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- It's gargling.
- Dude, Blake. Hey, whoa, whoa.
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Stop, man, it's too late.
- It's never too late.
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- Here, you know what?
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Just look
at these news boobies.
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- Oh, yeah.
Those are nice.
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[The Skinny Boys' "Jockbox"]
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*
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- * I'm fresh
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* You gotta, you gotta,
you gotta *
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* Gotta be fresh
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- Yeah, so I was just thinking,
maybe at lunch
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we could do the proper
Magic Johnson hook shot burial,
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you know,
since he went out like that.
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- Yeah, but he died in a pool.
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There's honor in that.
- Poor little dude.
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Actually, I don't even know
if it's a dude
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because, you know, bird dicks
are notoriously hard to locate.
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I've been looking all morning.
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- I've actually spent my
childhood locating bird dicks.
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- Really?
- You guys do that.
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I'm gonna do anything else.
- You've got to pinch it.
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- Yeah.
- Hold that.
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You got to pinch it.
- Ah.
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- They call me Trilly Zane.
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Am I the guy
that took Rancho Cuca Pizza's
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Twitter followers
from 200 to 2,100 in 13 months?
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Have I left
over 20,000 Yelp reviews?
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Do I DM with Rainn Wilson
on the reg?
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You bet your SoulPancakes I do.
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- I have no idea
what this guy's talking about,
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but he seems...
pretty cool.
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- I came here
to do two things--
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destroy old media paradigms
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and increase sales using
the power of viral marketing.
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And it looks like we're almost
out of old media paradigms.
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[laughter]
- Was that funny?
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- Oh.
- I don't know.
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But I thought it was
an appropriate time to laugh.
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- Hey, who is that guy?
He's really funny.
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What? Oh, it's me.
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- Whoa!
all: Oh!
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- Oh, you're the guy from
the video that we just watched.
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- I just got--
- It's me. Trilly Zane.
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- Hey, what up?
- Oh, yeah, pound it.
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- Very cool.
- Yeah, no doubt. No doubt.
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Definitely, cool.
- Oh, okay. I'll take one. Boom.
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- Sorry to crash the party,
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but as you know, millennials
are a huge emerging demo.
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- Yeah, I've heard that.
- I get that, yeah.
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- For sure, millennials.
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- And they're jacked
into their devices 24/7,
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so that means we got to get
you guys up on all the socials,
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blasting out content, jacking up
hits, stacking up followers.
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- Jacking and stacking, baby.
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- And then convert
all those followers into sales.
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And that sounds pretty dope,
right?
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There is also all-expenses-paid
work trip to the Virality Awards
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in Lake Havasu to whoever has
the highest Klout Score.
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- Havasu? Oh, my God. Dude!
- Lake Havasu, right?
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- You're talking about the place
where basically
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it's all stepmoms
with pasties on their boobs...
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- Okay.
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- Cruising on speedboats,
getting turnt? Yeah.
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- Nothing but energy drinks
and freakin' plan B pills, baby!
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That's the kind of life
I want to live!
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- Okay.
- My plan A is plan B.
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- Uh-oh.
- Oh!
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- Y'all forgot something.
The birds.
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Great birdwatching.
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- Yeah, the--
uh, yeah, I guess, sure.
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Wait, uh, Klout Score?
How do we get to Havasu?
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- Oh, oh, I know what it is.
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It's like a test
you take on Facebook,
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tells you how German you are.
- Oh, right.
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Like Ancestry dot--yeah.
- No.
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- Oh, I thought
it was like a score
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that you get from eating
a ton of sauerklout
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on, uh, like, a bratwurst.
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- Okay, we got this, then.
- Sure.
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- No. Klout is this super-chill
metric that tells you
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your social impact
across all platforms.
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- Whoo, we talking Klout?
'Cause I got Klout like a mug.
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Okay, I'm a beast
on Black Twitter,
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like #bootyhadmelikehoo.
- Mm.
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- Then I bust out
a bunch of hilarious tweets,
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and I stay getting faves.
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- Heck yeah. Okay.
Tez, on fleek.
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- Tez is on fleek.
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- You look like
human banana pudding.
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- Stay fleeking.
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- Okay, buddy, let's go.
- Okay, ready?
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- We are the @3BestFrandz.
- 3BestFrandz.
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- Yeah, and you are tuned
into our YouTube page.
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So welcome.
- That's right.
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- Let's introduce ourselves,
I guess.
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- Okay.
- Okay, yeah.
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- My name's Anders.
Call me Ders, though.
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Um, who am I?
I'm like--
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I guess I'm like
a country club bad boy, right?
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And, uh, I enjoy Phil Collins
hits and Tom Collins mix.
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Also, I slam 40s and listen
to Ty Dolla $ign, though.
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So, like, I'm like
a cornucopia of fun. Okay.
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- Sick. Great job.
- All right.
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- Really, that was solid.
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Okay, yeah, hey. What's up?
It's Blake, the hair one.
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Okay, um, yeah.
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I'm just, like,
a super-chill laid-back dude,
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jokester kind of guy,
but also, like,
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I get, like,
really, like, stressed
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and, like, total--
have, like, anxiety
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in most social situations.
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Next person.
Please, please.
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Go. Go. Bail me out.
Bail me out.
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- Yo, what up?
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It's Ad-Rock, yeah, boy!
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Um, I like, uh--
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I like, uh,
doing all kinds of stuff.
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I like getting weird,
and I like working out.
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And sometimes I like just
chilling and not working out.
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And sometimes I, like,
smash, like, 42 beers.
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And other times
I'll just, you know,
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just have--just have two,
like a-a nice stout.
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- Sick.
- Cool.
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And, uh, again, we are...
- Nailed it.
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all: @The3BestFrandz.
- Okay.
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- With an A.
- Hashtag.
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- Thanks for watching.
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- Tickle.
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- Hey, don't!
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- You did great.
- You were good.
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- Honestly, really good stuff.
- I was good.
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Thank you.
And so was I, though, you can--
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- It goes around.
It goes around.
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- All right, Tres Delinquentes.
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What does that say right there?
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- Two views.
- Yeah.
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It says people are not
engaging with your brands.
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You've got
to focus more on curating
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your individual personas.
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I mean, Blake, you're
a super-chill millennial teen,
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so don't go around telling me
that you've got anxiety.
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Now go bust out some super-chill
rando vids on Snapchat
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with this rad land paddleboard.
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- Oh, all right. Yeah.
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I like that. That's cool.
- Yeah.
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- So we're selling these now?
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- He is.
You're selling 9/11 memorabilia
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because you are a mature
all-American conservative.
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You are human khakis.
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- Yeah, I mean, 9/11.
Love it, but Ty Dolla $ign...
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- Forget about Ty Dolla $ign.
Never forget about 9/11.
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- Sure, yeah.
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- So now go jump on LinkedIn.
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Link out with your dink out.
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- Sick.
- Okay, now do me. Do me.
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- Have you ever heard of a man
named Dan Bilzerian?
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- Dan Bilzerian?
From Instagram?
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He's like--
he's like--isn't he--
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he's like my hero.
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I freakin' carry a photo
of him in my pocket.
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He's just scratching his beard.
"What am I thinking of?"
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I'll tell you
what he's thinking of:
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pussy, money, respect.
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Yeah.
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And I got all those things.
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Except for I don't.
I'm lying to you.
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I'm-I'm actually pretty lonely.
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- This is The Sleeve Cleaver.
- [gasps]
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- It'll take any shirt
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and turn it into a tank top
in less than a second.
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- Okay, I'm not
just gonna sell this.
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I'm gonna devote
my life to it.
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Okay?
- I love it. Careful.
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They will cut your fingers off.
- Okay.
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- [beatboxing]
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- [beatboxing]
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- Let's be sure
and tag each other,
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so we can stack some hits,
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and then whoever's got
the most Klout
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takes the other two people
to Havasu.
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- That's smart.
- Lake Havasu?
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More like
"Blake, be there soon."
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[laughter]
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- You are inviting us, though,
right?
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- Yeah. Hold up, though.
Check your phones.
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[cell phones chime]
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- Oh, my God.
You followed me.
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I feel all warm and fuzzy.
- Hey, and guess what.
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You guys
just got another follower.
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- Who? [gasps] Ders.
- Yeah.
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[cell phone chimes]
- I didn't get it yet.
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You sent it?
- Whoa, I just got a follower.
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Who's @SilliestJilly?
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- Oh, that's me.
That's me.
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I'm so excited
to be following @Dersmerica
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and @YungChillunerr
and @AdamnBilzarian.
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I, like, can't wait to see
what you guys do.
238
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I'm on, like,
everything social media,
239
00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:05,067
so follow me back.
240
00:08:05,167 --> 00:08:07,067
- Awesome, very cool.
- Get out of my way!
241
00:08:07,100 --> 00:08:08,300
- Oh, ouch!
- Bill, what's wrong with you?
242
00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,133
- Ouch, Bill.
- My Klout Score.
243
00:08:10,233 --> 00:08:11,667
Everything was going so well.
244
00:08:11,767 --> 00:08:13,367
I had 20 followers on Twitter,
245
00:08:13,467 --> 00:08:16,467
then got 45 likes
on a meme I posted on IG.
246
00:08:16,567 --> 00:08:20,367
And then I got cocky
and tried Periscope.
247
00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:22,667
- Cocky Periscope.
Yeah, I've heard of that.
248
00:08:22,767 --> 00:08:24,300
It's when you pull
your cocky out
249
00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,367
and put it through the sunroof
of a moving vehicle.
250
00:08:26,467 --> 00:08:27,900
- Mm-hmm.
- Right? Is it?
251
00:08:28,067 --> 00:08:30,233
- No, it's livestreaming video.
252
00:08:30,333 --> 00:08:31,667
- So not what I said.
- No.
253
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- That's cool, though.
- Okay.
254
00:08:33,233 --> 00:08:34,467
- It's livestreaming video.
255
00:08:34,567 --> 00:08:35,567
And I accidentally
yelled the F word
256
00:08:35,667 --> 00:08:37,233
and not even in a mean way.
257
00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:39,800
I was just talking about
gay people. Now I'm ruined.
258
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- Poor guy.
[cell phone chimes]
259
00:08:41,300 --> 00:08:43,733
- Note to self--
don't try Periscope.
260
00:08:43,833 --> 00:08:45,767
- Check it out--
my dumbass dad
261
00:08:45,867 --> 00:08:49,733
fell asleep while waiting
to pick me up from school.
262
00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:51,533
We're about to clown this fool.
263
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- [snoring]
264
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[electronic music]
265
00:08:57,067 --> 00:08:59,367
*
266
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[horn blares]
- [gasps] Oh! Oh!
267
00:09:01,233 --> 00:09:04,067
- [laughs]
- God damn it, Son!
268
00:09:04,133 --> 00:09:06,600
- Suck it, Dad.
Sorry, not sorry.
269
00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:10,833
- God, you stupid--you're
so stupid, @YungChillunerr.
270
00:09:10,933 --> 00:09:12,500
You're so stupid,
@YungChillunerr.
271
00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:13,533
- Okay, just say it once.
272
00:09:13,633 --> 00:09:15,333
[upbeat music]
273
00:09:15,433 --> 00:09:18,100
- Psst. Hey, Brenda!
Hold this.
274
00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:19,800
Did you get it?
- Yep, yep, yep.
275
00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:21,467
- Follow me, @AdamnBilzarian.
- Got it. Let's go.
276
00:09:21,567 --> 00:09:23,067
- Instagram.
- Got it. Got it. Go. Go.
277
00:09:25,133 --> 00:09:26,933
- America.
278
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,867
It's an idea.
279
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Bootstraps.
280
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The call of an eagle.
281
00:09:32,133 --> 00:09:34,133
We're not France.
282
00:09:34,233 --> 00:09:36,100
We like French fries, though.
283
00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,500
"Star-Spangled Banner."
284
00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,767
Purple magic mountain majesty.
285
00:09:39,867 --> 00:09:42,833
I don't even know what it means,
but I salute it.
286
00:09:42,933 --> 00:09:45,933
Chinese, Japanese,
dirty knees, look at these.
287
00:09:46,067 --> 00:09:47,533
Sure, it sounds Asian,
288
00:09:47,633 --> 00:09:49,967
but I guarantee you
it was written by an American.
289
00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:52,067
That's what I'm talking about.
290
00:09:52,100 --> 00:09:54,800
- When I pop this balloon
with my sling-shoot,
291
00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:56,700
you're gonna be hosed
with Muscle Milk.
292
00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:59,200
Now--now don't act cold or sad.
293
00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:00,933
I know that'll be
the initial feeling.
294
00:10:01,033 --> 00:10:02,100
You're supposed to be sexy,
okay?
295
00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,467
We're going sexy.
Ready?
296
00:10:03,567 --> 00:10:06,300
- Hey, Anders,
are you with us or, like--
297
00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,033
- What?
Oh, sorry, dudes.
298
00:10:08,133 --> 00:10:10,267
Please call me Andy Holmes,
guys.
299
00:10:10,367 --> 00:10:12,533
Just sounds more American
for my brand.
300
00:10:12,633 --> 00:10:14,933
- I won't do that.
Ready, Blake?
301
00:10:15,033 --> 00:10:17,033
[cell phone dings]
- Yep.
302
00:10:17,133 --> 00:10:19,300
- Ooh, yeah!
303
00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:20,333
[cell phone dings]
- All right, look at the camera.
304
00:10:20,433 --> 00:10:23,033
- I'm rich!
305
00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,800
- Hey, Dad.
- Yeah, Son?
306
00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:30,100
- What are those?
307
00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:31,467
- They're my shoes.
- Smack cam!
308
00:10:31,567 --> 00:10:35,133
- What?
- [laughing] Oh!
309
00:10:35,233 --> 00:10:36,967
- God damn it, YungChillunerr!
310
00:10:37,067 --> 00:10:38,267
- Suck it, Dad!
311
00:10:38,367 --> 00:10:41,767
- I would--I would--
I would never do that.
312
00:10:41,867 --> 00:10:43,433
[cell phone chimes]
313
00:10:43,533 --> 00:10:45,100
- You guys want a hit
off my Strawberry Latte Bull?
314
00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,600
- No, no, no, I'm just gonna
drink the Red Bull.
315
00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:48,600
- And coffee here.
316
00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:49,700
- Whatever. Don't care.
317
00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,100
- There's my boys,
318
00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:54,600
Rancho's three biggest
web celebs.
319
00:10:54,700 --> 00:10:56,000
- You think I'm a celeb?
320
00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:57,433
- Totes McGoats, man.
321
00:10:57,533 --> 00:10:58,567
You've been cranking out
some epic content.
322
00:10:58,667 --> 00:11:00,467
- Appreciate it.
323
00:11:00,567 --> 00:11:02,100
- So you ready to leverage your
brand outside of your core demo?
324
00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:03,633
- [chuckles]
- Sure.
325
00:11:03,733 --> 00:11:05,733
- You tell me.
- Uh, then check it.
326
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,333
This is the EZ Egger.
327
00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:09,400
- Ooh, I like it.
Impressive.
328
00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:10,833
What's--what does it do?
329
00:11:10,933 --> 00:11:13,633
- It makes cooking eggs
up to 65% easier.
330
00:11:13,733 --> 00:11:15,300
- Uh, yeah.
- Eggs are tough.
331
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,967
- I'm not sure
that's on brand for me, bro.
332
00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,967
- Yeah, my flock
doesn't like to cut corners,
333
00:11:19,067 --> 00:11:20,800
so count me out.
334
00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:22,600
- Yeah, it--it really doesn't
matter at this point, man.
335
00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:24,133
I mean, your followers should
buy whatever you tell them.
336
00:11:24,233 --> 00:11:25,267
That's why
they're called followers.
337
00:11:25,367 --> 00:11:27,067
- Okay.
- Yeah.
338
00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:28,267
- That's why
they're called followers.
339
00:11:28,367 --> 00:11:29,333
- Yeah.
- Is it--
340
00:11:29,433 --> 00:11:30,833
- Where's my coconut water?
341
00:11:30,933 --> 00:11:33,267
I told corporate
this was non-negosh.
342
00:11:33,367 --> 00:11:35,300
Alice!
- Alice!
343
00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:36,900
- He's pissed.
- Man, later.
344
00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:38,300
- Trilly's--Trilly's the best.
345
00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:39,833
Hey, you guys need to clear
out of here.
346
00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,700
I'm gonna film
a new Instagram video where
347
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:45,333
I karate chop my head through
a vodka-infused candied ham.
348
00:11:45,433 --> 00:11:46,967
I'm calling it
a "feast of strength."
349
00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:49,833
- No, you can't, because
I'm about to christen this
350
00:11:49,933 --> 00:11:51,800
the "Ronald Reagan
Memorial Break Room," so...
351
00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:54,800
- Mmm, no, you guys
are gonna have to leave.
352
00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:59,233
But luckily for you, you bought
yourself a few extra minutes
353
00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:01,533
because I have to go poo-poo.
354
00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:02,533
- All right.
- Go take a Blake.
355
00:12:02,633 --> 00:12:03,800
- I'll be back.
356
00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:04,967
- Yeah, don't forget
to wipe your--
357
00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:07,067
Uh, what are you?
Andy?
358
00:12:07,167 --> 00:12:08,267
I don't know what you're calling
yourself, you idiot.
359
00:12:08,367 --> 00:12:09,967
- You wish.
360
00:12:10,067 --> 00:12:13,200
Hey, uh, noticed you hadn't
connected with me on LinkedIn.
361
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:14,433
So if you could do that,
that'd be great.
362
00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:15,767
Thanks.
363
00:12:15,867 --> 00:12:20,467
- LinkedIn is
for lame old try-hards.
364
00:12:20,567 --> 00:12:22,233
- Are you calling me old?
365
00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:23,933
Hey, never forget 9/11.
366
00:12:24,067 --> 00:12:27,067
Also, never forget
how old you really are.
367
00:12:27,167 --> 00:12:28,233
- Oh.
368
00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,200
- I want to see
a birth certificate.
369
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:32,900
- Oh, let me see your ID, 'cause
I'm pretty sure it reads Anders.
370
00:12:33,067 --> 00:12:35,133
Hmm? Doesn't sound very American
to me, does it?
371
00:12:35,233 --> 00:12:36,700
You freakin' birther.
372
00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,233
- I'm American.
Let's see a birth certificate.
373
00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:39,700
- Oh, well, let's see
what your real name is.
374
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,133
It's Anders--
- All right, time's up.
375
00:12:41,233 --> 00:12:43,133
- There is no way
you wiped your butt.
376
00:12:43,233 --> 00:12:45,167
- Uh, yeah, no,
I didn't have to wipe,
377
00:12:45,267 --> 00:12:46,533
because it came out
in just one--
378
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:47,933
it just fell right out.
379
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:49,600
Time to freakin' go.
- You know what?
380
00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:51,267
Both you guys suck.
381
00:12:51,367 --> 00:12:54,200
I'm gonna stack some Klout
points and go to Havasu solo.
382
00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:55,633
- Oh, my gosh.
383
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,933
I can't believe
you're all together IRL.
384
00:12:58,067 --> 00:12:59,867
Uh, could I get a quick selfie
for Facebook?
385
00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:02,067
- Uh...
- Me in a photo with these guys?
386
00:13:02,133 --> 00:13:03,433
I don't think so.
387
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,667
- Yeah, but you guys
are the @The3BestFrandz.
388
00:13:05,767 --> 00:13:07,100
- Uh, not anymore.
389
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,733
- I can't be in a picture
with these guys.
390
00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:10,567
It's just--
wouldn't make sense, really.
391
00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:14,200
- Well, but I'm a Blaker Girl,
and I'm an Adam Madam.
392
00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:16,167
And I'm Randy for Andy.
- That's not his real name.
393
00:13:16,267 --> 00:13:18,067
- I can't choose one.
- Well, you kind of have to.
394
00:13:18,133 --> 00:13:19,367
- Yeah.
- Don't be stupid.
395
00:13:19,467 --> 00:13:21,233
It's whoever's best
at social media.
396
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:22,600
- Pick one of us right now.
- Please don't do this to me!
397
00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:24,200
- Just choose one!
- What are we doing?
398
00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,733
- You pick one of us!
- Gosh damn it, boys!
399
00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:30,867
What are we gonna do
come Christmas?
400
00:13:30,967 --> 00:13:32,400
I loved you!
401
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,067
All of you!
402
00:13:34,133 --> 00:13:36,767
- [beatboxing]
403
00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:43,100
- America.
404
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,667
Farmers, chickens, eggs.
405
00:13:45,767 --> 00:13:47,400
The foundation of life,
406
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:50,567
regardless of whatever
Planned Parenthood tells you.
407
00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:54,500
But I always say, when life
tries to hard-boil you,
408
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,900
just hard-boil eggs
409
00:13:56,067 --> 00:13:58,833
in under three minutes
with the EZ Egger.
410
00:13:58,933 --> 00:14:02,333
Real hard-boiled eggs.
411
00:14:02,433 --> 00:14:03,333
That's good.
412
00:14:03,433 --> 00:14:04,900
- God bless America.
413
00:14:05,067 --> 00:14:08,333
Get ready to soar once again.
414
00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:10,100
- Ah!
- Oh!
415
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,633
Oh, that old yuppie
just hit a baby bald eagle!
416
00:14:12,733 --> 00:14:13,733
[laughs]
417
00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:16,067
- Who did that?
What was that?
418
00:14:16,167 --> 00:14:20,300
- Remember to follow me,
YungChillunerr on Snapchat.
419
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:21,467
- I see you!
420
00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:23,067
- You know how it is.
421
00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:24,867
You're vaped out of your mind.
You're starving.
422
00:14:24,967 --> 00:14:26,133
You got the munchies.
423
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,733
All you want
is some cooked eggs,
424
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:31,367
but to make them is...
425
00:14:31,467 --> 00:14:32,700
freakin' hard.
426
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:35,467
[chuckles]
It sucks, but not anymore.
427
00:14:35,567 --> 00:14:36,967
Now it's really easy.
428
00:14:37,067 --> 00:14:38,067
- Hey, Son.
429
00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:40,067
Have you seen
my EZ Egger?
430
00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:41,967
- Uh, no.
431
00:14:42,067 --> 00:14:43,200
Why don't you check your butt,
432
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:46,133
where you keep everything else,
Dad?
433
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,833
EZ Egger.
434
00:14:48,933 --> 00:14:50,500
Okay.
435
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:53,867
Shyeah.
[chuckles]
436
00:14:53,967 --> 00:14:55,367
[dramatic music]
437
00:14:55,467 --> 00:14:56,967
- [sighs]
438
00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:59,900
How unfortunate to hear
about all the Internet backlash,
439
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,400
but I suppose the truth
440
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,300
was going to rear its ugly head
sooner or later.
441
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,300
- Okay, cut the camera.
Yeah, right.
442
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,067
What are you talking about?
443
00:15:06,133 --> 00:15:09,233
- Well, I guess someone leaked
a pic of your birth certificate
444
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:11,600
and posted it on Vine.
445
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:12,967
Oops.
446
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,067
- Karl, give me my phone.
447
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,433
[cell phone chimes]
448
00:15:18,533 --> 00:15:19,833
Wait, you can't--
449
00:15:19,933 --> 00:15:22,067
I hate you, Ders!
450
00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:24,933
I hate you!
I got to go, Karl.
451
00:15:25,067 --> 00:15:27,533
I got to go.
- Okay. Okay.
452
00:15:27,633 --> 00:15:30,600
Oh, hey,
are you gonna eat these eggs?
453
00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:32,633
Okay,
going to the 60-second rule.
454
00:15:32,733 --> 00:15:33,833
It's all me, baby.
455
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,067
- Hope you're happy, Andy,
456
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:37,467
because my Klout Score
is ruined.
457
00:15:37,567 --> 00:15:39,833
- Oh, give it a rest, Henderson.
458
00:15:39,933 --> 00:15:42,267
You know you brought this
hellfire down on both of us.
459
00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:43,667
- Doesn't matter anymore.
460
00:15:43,767 --> 00:15:45,533
Neither of us are going
to Lake Havasu now.
461
00:15:45,633 --> 00:15:47,133
- Oh, well,
maybe Adam can go.
462
00:15:47,233 --> 00:15:48,767
- Yeah, maybe I could go
463
00:15:48,867 --> 00:15:51,800
if Instagram didn't just
shut down my account.
464
00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:53,667
- What?
- Oh, so you sabotaged him too.
465
00:15:53,767 --> 00:15:55,367
- Don't give me too much credit.
I wish I did that.
466
00:15:55,467 --> 00:15:57,100
- That's--that's not
what happened.
467
00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:00,067
I tried to hold a contest
for sickest tank pic of the day,
468
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:03,833
and then this girl, she showed
me, uh, a pic of her jambos.
469
00:16:03,933 --> 00:16:07,067
And so I was like, this deserves
more than a repost,
470
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,400
which was going to be the prize.
both: Right.
471
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:09,667
- But I know how chicks work.
472
00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:11,100
It's tick for tack.
473
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,467
She wanted to see the D.
You know what I mean?
474
00:16:12,567 --> 00:16:13,833
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
475
00:16:13,933 --> 00:16:14,967
- So I sent her a picture
of my dick,
476
00:16:15,067 --> 00:16:16,100
and instead of sending it
to her,
477
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,733
I posted it on the Instagram.
478
00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:19,733
- Oh, you're on blast.
- Uh-oh.
479
00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:20,967
- I mean,
I still got the jambo pic.
480
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,300
You want to see it?
both: Yeah.
481
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,800
- Oh, yeah.
Those are sweater pups.
482
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,733
- Oh, nice.
- They're good, right?
483
00:16:25,833 --> 00:16:27,800
They're good.
They're my cousin Tracy's.
484
00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:29,167
They are nice.
485
00:16:29,267 --> 00:16:30,167
- Shwha? Hmm?
486
00:16:30,267 --> 00:16:31,800
- Oh. Okay.
I'm sorry.
487
00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:33,267
I didn't know that
when I sent the dick pic.
488
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,800
I should've known,
because I know those tits.
489
00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:37,167
- Yeah.
- DeMamps.
490
00:16:37,267 --> 00:16:38,633
We're known
for our giant titties.
491
00:16:38,733 --> 00:16:39,667
Some of the men too.
- Guys.
492
00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:41,600
Hey, guys. Question.
493
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,100
What happened to us?
494
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,833
I mean, look at--
this is insane.
495
00:16:44,933 --> 00:16:46,500
We're not these dumb brands,
right?
496
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,067
- Right.
- I know it, man.
497
00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:49,800
I mean, we used to just be
three best friends
498
00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:52,500
who liked looking at,
you know, big ol' chumbawumbas.
499
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,267
- We're just horny,
horny titty boys.
500
00:16:54,367 --> 00:16:55,667
- Would've seen
a lot of them in Havasu.
501
00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:57,600
But we're not going.
That's right.
502
00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:59,500
All the stepmoms
with the pasties on speedboats
503
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,300
getting turnt up?
504
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,300
Bye-bye.
- And birdwatching.
505
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,867
- And the birdwatching.
506
00:17:05,967 --> 00:17:07,867
Wait a second.
507
00:17:07,967 --> 00:17:09,533
There's one more thing
we can do.
508
00:17:09,633 --> 00:17:11,300
It'll get our Klout Scores
right through the roof.
509
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,067
But if we mess it up,
510
00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:15,100
I'm serious when I say
we can never show our faces
511
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,700
on the Internet ever again.
512
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,567
- Tell us.
513
00:17:18,667 --> 00:17:19,900
both: Periscope.
514
00:17:20,067 --> 00:17:21,400
- Yep. Yeah.
515
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:22,800
You guys get the car
with the moonroof,
516
00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:24,600
and I'll be ready
to hang my thang.
517
00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:26,300
I'm having a big day,
actually.
518
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,767
- But we don't need--
- Yeah.
519
00:17:27,867 --> 00:17:29,067
- It doesn't--
520
00:17:29,133 --> 00:17:31,967
- Just let him do it.
- Yeah.
521
00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:33,633
- What's going on?
522
00:17:33,733 --> 00:17:35,300
- Maybe one of you guys
can do it.
523
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,333
- [beatboxing]
524
00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:45,433
- [beatboxing]
525
00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:51,067
- All right. What's up?
All right, everybody.
526
00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:52,600
We're gonna get back
to the craft beers
527
00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:54,200
and vegan hot dogs in a hot sec.
528
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:56,867
But real quick,
just want to officially announce
529
00:17:56,967 --> 00:17:58,933
the TAC
Social Media Brandbassador
530
00:17:59,067 --> 00:18:00,867
with the highest Klout Score
531
00:18:00,967 --> 00:18:03,800
who's gonna be rolling deep
with me to the Virality Awards
532
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,267
in Lake Havasu.
533
00:18:05,367 --> 00:18:07,633
- Say my name!
Everybody!
534
00:18:07,733 --> 00:18:09,333
- Not so fast, punk!
535
00:18:09,433 --> 00:18:11,167
- Yo, yo, yo.
536
00:18:11,267 --> 00:18:14,967
It's @The3BestFrandz, coming
to you live on Periscope!
537
00:18:15,067 --> 00:18:16,633
- Hi!
- Ah!
538
00:18:16,733 --> 00:18:18,267
- We've got something
to tell you guys.
539
00:18:18,367 --> 00:18:21,333
- How many of you are sick
of pretending
540
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,767
you're someone you aren't
just to get followers?
541
00:18:23,867 --> 00:18:25,967
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah. For example, Ghostman.
542
00:18:26,067 --> 00:18:28,200
We all know that you're not
in a biker gang, man.
543
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,433
You had a poem published
in the newspaper last week.
544
00:18:30,533 --> 00:18:32,467
- That was my wife's obituary.
545
00:18:32,567 --> 00:18:34,133
- Yes.
- Oh.
546
00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:36,267
- And then, Waymond,
you're not Redfoo.
547
00:18:36,367 --> 00:18:38,467
No one wants to party rock
at your house tonight.
548
00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:40,100
Take off
those stupid [bleep] glasses.
549
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,700
You look like an idiot.
550
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,633
- And by golly,
the same goes for you, Diane.
551
00:18:43,733 --> 00:18:44,967
You don't have to carry around
552
00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:47,167
the stereotypical
Chinese geisha fan
553
00:18:47,267 --> 00:18:49,133
to get followers, okay?
554
00:18:49,233 --> 00:18:52,167
- [speaking native language]
555
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,800
- I'm not sure what you said,
556
00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:59,267
but delete whatever
he told you to be, okay?
557
00:18:59,367 --> 00:19:01,233
Delete that.
Feel good.
558
00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:02,700
- She--she gets it.
- Yep.
559
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,100
- Here's the main target,
right here.
560
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,700
Tez, my man, what's up, dude?
- Hey.
561
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,100
- Come on.
- Right.
562
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,533
- You got to quit
faking the funk, bro,
563
00:19:08,633 --> 00:19:11,067
because we know who you are.
564
00:19:11,133 --> 00:19:13,267
And you don't got to do all this
to rule Black Twitter, okay?
565
00:19:13,367 --> 00:19:15,667
- You're working a little hard.
- Yeah, you're complex, dude.
566
00:19:15,767 --> 00:19:18,233
You're more than just, you know,
what we're looking at here.
567
00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:19,400
- Right.
- You're right, Blake.
568
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:22,200
Get this gold off of my neck.
569
00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:23,533
And you know what?
570
00:19:23,633 --> 00:19:25,067
I'm going speed skating
after work.
571
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:26,833
And if anybody got a problem
with it,
572
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,500
you can kiss my aerodynamic,
573
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,667
bodysuit-wearing,
natural black, hairy ass.
574
00:19:31,767 --> 00:19:33,233
- All right.
- There's a visual.
575
00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:34,367
- Very disgusting.
We don't want to do that.
576
00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:35,367
- Okay, yeah.
- But thank you.
577
00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:37,367
- Deleting all this bull[bleep].
578
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:38,900
- Hey,
I don't know about you guys,
579
00:19:39,067 --> 00:19:41,433
but I'm sick of worrying
about my followers,
580
00:19:41,533 --> 00:19:43,500
and I'm ready to care
about my friends, all right?
581
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,767
- Yeah. I'm sick of pretending
to be a brand for likes.
582
00:19:46,867 --> 00:19:48,333
- Yeah.
I'm not a brand.
583
00:19:48,433 --> 00:19:49,433
I'm a man.
584
00:19:49,533 --> 00:19:51,100
And we are men!
- Yep.
585
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,333
- And some of us are women.
- Yeah.
586
00:19:52,433 --> 00:19:53,833
- Not brands.
587
00:19:53,933 --> 00:19:56,733
Delete your apps!
- Yes.
588
00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:59,600
all: Delete your apps!
Delete your apps!
589
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,267
- Okay. All right.
590
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:02,900
Okay, okay, everybody.
all: Delete your apps!
591
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,600
Delete--
- Uh, Alice?
592
00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:06,633
Alice, seems like this is
getting a little out of control?
593
00:20:06,733 --> 00:20:08,400
- Nah, the Internet
is garbage.
594
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:09,633
- Garbage?
Okay, great.
595
00:20:09,733 --> 00:20:10,633
Well, you can just
tell corporate
596
00:20:10,733 --> 00:20:12,400
that you hate the future.
597
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:15,133
- Oh, or why don't I tell
corporate that ever since
598
00:20:15,233 --> 00:20:18,167
you signed these knuckleheads up
for the "Internet,"
599
00:20:18,267 --> 00:20:20,633
we haven't had a single sale?
600
00:20:20,733 --> 00:20:22,833
Delete your apps!
- Yeah!
601
00:20:22,933 --> 00:20:24,967
all: Delete your apps!
- Yeah!
602
00:20:25,067 --> 00:20:26,733
all: Delete your apps!
- All right. All right, fine.
603
00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:28,167
all: Delete your apps!
- You know what?
604
00:20:28,267 --> 00:20:30,000
I was gonna give y'all
a beta invite
605
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,800
to B.J. Novak's new app,
but you can forget about it.
606
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:35,100
- Hey, there's still
one score left.
607
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,667
[dramatic music]
608
00:20:36,767 --> 00:20:39,900
- @The3BestFrandz?
- [gasps]
609
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000
[all cheering]
610
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:43,667
- I'm going to Havasu!
611
00:20:43,767 --> 00:20:45,833
- We're going to Havasu, baby!
- Birdwatching!
612
00:20:45,933 --> 00:20:48,833
[DJ Snake and Lil Jon's
"Turn Down for What"]
613
00:20:48,933 --> 00:20:50,700
*
614
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:54,533
- * Fire up that loud,
another round of shots *
615
00:20:54,633 --> 00:20:56,167
* Turn down for what?
616
00:20:56,267 --> 00:20:58,533
*
617
00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:01,367
- [laughing]
Oh, [bleep]!
618
00:21:01,467 --> 00:21:03,367
That's [bleep] awesome.
619
00:21:03,467 --> 00:21:04,867
Let's watch that again.
620
00:21:04,967 --> 00:21:05,900
[phone rings]
621
00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:07,533
Oh, son of a [bleep] dickhead.
622
00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:08,600
TelAmeriCorp.
623
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,600
- Nice.
624
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:15,900
- Adam?
- Yeah, I got you.
625
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:17,967
I got you.
626
00:21:18,067 --> 00:21:20,300
- What'd you do?
- Yeah.
627
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,333
- What'd you do?
628
00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:26,567
- Blake, look at the bird.
629
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:27,367
Look at that bird.
- Havasu!
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