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- Does this look like a rifle?
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- Uh...yeah. Kind of.
- Thanks.
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- God, it seems like the season
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comes faster every year,
you know?
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- Honestly, every person
I run into keeps blabbing
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about how awesome
our 4/20 party was last year,
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and I'm like, "Bitch,
you don't even know.
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This year,
we've got a 42-blunt salute!"
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- Dude, I don't even know
what that is,
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and I got goose pimples
up and down my arms.
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- Yeah.
- Remember how last year,
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I lip-synched Cypress Hill
for, like, five hours?
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- Yes.
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- So this year, I think
I'm just gonna freestyle it.
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Just, like, go,
you know what I mean?
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You know how I do.
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And I'm gonna call myself
"Cypress Chill."
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- Get out.
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That's what I was
gonna call myself,
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except for not "Cypress Chill."
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I was gonna call myself
the "Chill Sergeant."
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- Happy holidays.
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both: Happy holidays.
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- I want you guys to go ahead,
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and it's a free-for-all
with that box there.
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I don't want any of it.
It's all up for grabs.
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- Blake, these are your pornogs.
- Yeah.
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- What are you doing?
These are classics.
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All the pages
are stuck together.
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- Yeah. I know.
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- You're freaking me
the freak out right now, okay?
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Go back in your room
and crank it down.
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- Sorry, can't help you
with that one, bud,
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because...I'm a boyfriend now.
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- Who are you boyfriending?
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- Well, my love's name
is Erin Mantini.
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- Okay, great, but just
because you've got a girl
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doesn't mean you got to get rid
of your whack stash.
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- Fellas,
now that I'm a boyfriend,
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I'm just sort of above
that kind of behavior, you know?
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I mean, I'm in love.
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I don't want
to seem like a creep.
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[laughs]
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[sighs]
I'm in love.
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Yes?
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[The Skinny Boys' "Jockbox"]
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*
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- * I'm fresh
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* You gotta, we gotta,
you gotta *
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* Gotta be fresh
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- Dro, dro, dro.
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Happy holidays.
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both: Happy holidays.
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- Whoa, I love what you've done
with the place.
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It's so 4/20-friendly.
- Absolutely.
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- Okay.
- Ashtray.
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- Might've broke the--
- Dig right on in, baby.
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all: Ooh.
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- We got bowls.
We got blunts.
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We got weed bricks that'll
make you feel like an angel
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and hash that'll make you feel
like you're on mushrooms.
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- Ow!
- Happy four twizzle.
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- Why don't you guys get nuts,
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and I'm gonna get you
your moola, huh?
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- All right, man. Ho, ho, ho!
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- I kind of like it.
- Still not friends.
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- Last year, you know
I sold out by noon?
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I had to go harvest
ditch weed off of exit 311.
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- Yo, Chill Sergeant DeMamp!
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Did you move the moola?
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- I did not move the moola.
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In fact, last time
I saw the moola,
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it was grazing free range
by the couch.
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[laughter]
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- Oh, did I forget
to tell you guys?
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I got great news.
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I sent all $800 to Erin,
my love, in the mail.
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- You're joking, right?
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You took our money
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that we all pooled together
for the entire year
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and just gave it
to your girlfriend?
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- Guys, she told me there was
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a can't-miss
business investment.
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Some dude in Algeria
or something,
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which, actually,
you dudes owe me,
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like, $40 worth of moola
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because it took a lot of money
to ship all that loose change.
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- Okay, this sounds
like a great investment,
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and I wish you all the best.
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I hope you get your money back.
- I will.
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- But it's 4/20, and there's
no [bleep] layaway plans, okay?
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So until shit changes, page me.
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- Whoa.
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- Can we at least get 42 blunts
until we figure this out?
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- Happy holidays.
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- Happy holidays.
- Happy holidays.
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- Guys, relax.
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My love told me that she
is going to mail me the money.
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- Why are you guys
mailing stuff to each other?
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- Bitch, have you ever
met this woman?
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- Do you even know that bitch?
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- She's not a bitch, okay?
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She's my love,
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and we have what you would call
a "cyber romance."
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both: So you've never
actually met her?
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- We met on the internet,
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where a lot of kids
are falling in love nowadays.
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You guys are really
outdating yourself here.
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- Blake, you stupid dumb idiot
moron bitch.
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No offense, but you've been
catfished, okay?
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That's what's happening.
- Okay.
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- All your ex-girlfriends
are fives.
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This chick's a ten.
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So that didn't, like, have any
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"This bitch probably ain't real"
red flags pop up in your head?
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- Who's to say what's real?
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And I don't know.
Maybe I really got a winner.
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Erin is real!
What are you doing?
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- That's it!
- Okay.
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- You sit down
and don't make me use 'em!
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Don't make me use my muscles!
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- "You could never make me
not love you, my love,
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but please send me more money
before it's too late, my love."
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Dude, she's bleeding you dry.
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- She's milking
your money teat, Blake.
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- What are you doing?
Don't--
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- Sit!
- Relax.
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I'm texting her,
inviting her to the party
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so we can all meet her.
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- No! All right?
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We are waiting
for the exact perfect right time
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to meet each other.
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Please don't do that!
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- "Sorry. Can't make it.
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Car trouble, my love."
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- "Sorry. Can't make it.
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Car trouble, my love"?
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That is a classic
catfish excuse!
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- Totally.
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- And no offense,
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but I can't believe
you're so stupid, 'cause a girl
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this hot is never gonna be
interested in you, no offense.
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- All right. Maybe I am ugly.
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But maybe what we have
is--is deeper than looks, okay?
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I hope you both die
before I walk through this door.
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Dang!
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- Well, I'm not gonna give up
on 4/20.
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- Good.
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- So, sadly, I will have
to call out of work today
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and launch a full-on recon--
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no, wait, a weedcon--
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and find enough ditch weed
to roll up 42 blunts
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and have a 42-blunt salute
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and save the party
and save the day.
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- Maybe I could go
catfish some people,
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you know, get some easy money.
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Sorry, catfish some people,
get some easy moola.
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- Okay. I was confused. Yeah.
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I didn't know
what you were talking about.
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- Yo, Tez, my good friend.
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- Just a second.
- Did you get a email?
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* Did you get a email, man?
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* That's the hook
to the song like blam *
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* Gats be spraying,
and I'm just saying *
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* Can I--
- Stop. Stop. Stop.
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What you doing?
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- Sorry. My email's down.
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I was wondering if yours
is working and if maybe
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you got a email sent to you
that could be, like,
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a cool thing you might be into.
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I don't know.
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- That's okay. Let me see.
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Actually, look at this.
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- What is it?
- Okay.
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Billion Man March.
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- Billion Man March? What?
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- Only $1,500.
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You know what?
I should do it.
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- Yes, you should.
Great. Awesome.
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- But--but--but I can't.
I can't.
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I've been splurging
at the new titty bar...
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- No.
- Every day.
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Colleen has been
watching me like a hawk.
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She everywhere.
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All my money
got to go to my children.
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- Why am I so ugly, Lord?
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The zits, the snot,
the boogers, the stinky butt,
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the bad breath, the globs
of earwax in the morning,
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my weird teeth,
my stupid hair, my itchy butt,
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the BO, the dandruff,
the below-average dick.
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What is your plan?
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You know every hair on my head,
Lord.
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I know you have a plan for me.
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*
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*
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- Aah!
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- Oh--you scared me, dude.
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Happy holidays.
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- Oh, happy holidays!
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- Happy holidays.
- Hi!
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Who the hell are you?
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- My name is
Chill Sergeant DeMamp,
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at your service!
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- Are you army?
- Well, yeah.
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I guess so. Army of one.
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- Oh. How many tours
you do, Sergeant?
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- It's been a while
since I've gone on a tour,
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but I used to go on a lot;
I did the Anheuser-Busch tour.
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- Bush!
- Which is cool.
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They give you, like, little...
- Yeah, I went through the bush.
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- Nips, and then the Play-Doh
tour, that was the shit.
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- I have been in the shit,
you understand?
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- Cool. Right on.
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- But I'm out!
- Yeah, nice.
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- My boy.
I know you ca--you--
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You want--you want
some ditch weed, don't you?
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Well, it's two clicks this way,
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so let's roll, Sergeant!
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Hey, men!
This is--this is DeMamp.
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He's a drill sergeant
in the army.
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- I'm a--no.
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I'm a chill sergeant. Yeah.
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Trying to get a pillowcase
full of weed.
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- Yeah.
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- A sergeant
with an upside-down
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private patch
on your shoulder?
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What's the real story?
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- My friend Karl--
- Karl?
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We hate that son of a bitch.
- Yeah.
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He smells like shit.
- Yeah.
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He raids our fields at night,
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tries to sell our weed
for profit.
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Whose side are you on, son?
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- There's no sides, guys.
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There's not--
let's face it, guys.
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4/20 only comes around
once a year,
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and it is our job
to make sure that every man,
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woman, and child
who wants to get stoned
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can get stoned,
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because this is America,
the land of the free
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and the home of the chill!
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Now, let's go get some weed!
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- You want us to give you weed
for free, right?
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- That's the plan, yes.
- I don't think so.
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We're gonna kick your ass.
- Really?
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- Yeah.
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- Oh, lights out, babe.
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- Hey, Bill. Could we talk?
249
00:09:11,067 --> 00:09:13,367
- I was just reading the web.
- Yeah. Relax. It's fine.
250
00:09:13,467 --> 00:09:14,667
I'm into ladies' football.
251
00:09:14,767 --> 00:09:16,067
Go, Chicago Bliss.
252
00:09:16,100 --> 00:09:16,800
See that email on the top there?
253
00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:18,567
What is that? Click on that.
254
00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:19,800
What is that?
255
00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:22,200
- "Please donate
to Save Mammals Now.
256
00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:25,733
"There's been a tsunami in
China, and all the panda bears
257
00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:29,067
are at risk
unless you send $500 now"?
258
00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:30,633
- Not the pandas, Bill!
259
00:09:30,733 --> 00:09:32,200
We got to send money.
260
00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:33,600
- Do you know what I'd do
with $500 if I had it?
261
00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:36,300
For starters,
I'd eat fresh meat.
262
00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,433
I've been a freegan
for two months now.
263
00:09:38,533 --> 00:09:40,833
Gas was shut off. Power too.
264
00:09:40,933 --> 00:09:43,067
I've been trading bread
for nudes with my neighbors,
265
00:09:43,167 --> 00:09:44,833
so those are out there now.
266
00:09:44,933 --> 00:09:46,600
Can't wait for those chickens
to come home to roost.
267
00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:47,767
- Okay.
268
00:09:47,867 --> 00:09:49,167
- Can I borrow 100 bucks,
actually?
269
00:09:49,267 --> 00:09:51,567
Just need some trash bags
to sleep in is all.
270
00:09:51,667 --> 00:09:52,733
- Oh, my God. Okay.
271
00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:54,333
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
272
00:09:54,433 --> 00:09:55,133
Jeez.
- Hi. Hello.
273
00:09:55,233 --> 00:09:57,200
Hey.
274
00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:58,233
TGIF.
275
00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,700
Who's ugly now?
276
00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:04,767
- I can't freaking believe
277
00:10:04,867 --> 00:10:06,467
Bill didn't come through
with the moola.
278
00:10:06,567 --> 00:10:08,467
- What are you doing?
- I'm taking the stuff down.
279
00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:10,767
- I almost died
for that ditch weed, okay?
280
00:10:10,867 --> 00:10:11,967
We're gonna--we're gonna
have the 4/20 party.
281
00:10:12,067 --> 00:10:15,333
- We can't have a party
with no bud and no moola.
282
00:10:15,433 --> 00:10:16,333
It's all Blake's fault!
- All right, fine.
283
00:10:16,433 --> 00:10:17,700
It's all my fault.
284
00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:19,933
What do you guys want me to do,
kill myself?
285
00:10:20,033 --> 00:10:20,900
Then you can collect
my life insurance
286
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,333
and have your
stupid awesome party.
287
00:10:23,433 --> 00:10:25,667
- Like you--like you
have life insurance, pal.
288
00:10:25,767 --> 00:10:28,567
By the way, the whole makeup
thing, dude, that's got to go.
289
00:10:28,667 --> 00:10:30,833
That's not happening.
- I'm not wearing any makeup.
290
00:10:30,933 --> 00:10:32,167
- Honestly, you look uglier.
- Yeah.
291
00:10:32,267 --> 00:10:33,533
- You look like
the female gremlin.
292
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,733
- You look like Greta, yeah.
293
00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:36,800
- You look like Greta
the gremlin,
294
00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:38,167
and she was
hideously ugly.
295
00:10:38,267 --> 00:10:39,733
I don't want you
to take offense to that.
296
00:10:39,833 --> 00:10:41,433
Please don't.
297
00:10:41,533 --> 00:10:42,800
- That's it. I'm out of here.
298
00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:44,767
Oh, happy holidays, indeed.
299
00:10:44,867 --> 00:10:45,933
- What a bitch.
300
00:10:46,033 --> 00:10:47,200
- He's a bitch.
[doorbell rings]
301
00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:48,267
And you're getting good
at that, man.
302
00:10:48,367 --> 00:10:49,267
- Thank you.
303
00:10:49,367 --> 00:10:50,967
- Do not stop practicing.
- I won't.
304
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,167
- Happy holi--damn.
305
00:10:52,267 --> 00:10:53,933
Hi.
306
00:10:54,033 --> 00:10:55,867
- Hi. I'm Erin.
307
00:10:55,967 --> 00:10:58,133
I'm a friend of Blake's.
308
00:10:58,233 --> 00:11:01,333
- This is the address
that he gave me for the party.
309
00:11:01,433 --> 00:11:02,733
I'm sorry.
310
00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:05,200
- Don't be sorry about anything
311
00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:07,200
in your whole life, sweetheart.
312
00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,833
- Yeah, yeah.
You're--you're real.
313
00:11:08,933 --> 00:11:11,133
You're Erin Mantini, here.
- Yes!
314
00:11:11,233 --> 00:11:12,267
And you must be Ders and Adam.
315
00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:13,600
Blake has told me so much
about you guys.
316
00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:15,933
- Wait; I thought that you
317
00:11:16,067 --> 00:11:17,533
texted you weren't gonna
be here.
318
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:18,733
- Oh, no, I wanted it to be
a surprise for my love
319
00:11:18,833 --> 00:11:20,400
because our investment
went global,
320
00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:24,867
and I have here $18,000.
321
00:11:24,967 --> 00:11:26,533
Is he here?
322
00:11:26,633 --> 00:11:27,500
- Uh...
323
00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:30,067
- Hi. I'm Erin.
324
00:11:31,833 --> 00:11:33,533
- Say something,
you [bleep] weirdo.
325
00:11:33,633 --> 00:11:34,767
- No offense.
326
00:11:34,867 --> 00:11:35,767
- Hi. Hey.
327
00:11:35,867 --> 00:11:37,900
Erin, it's--
328
00:11:38,067 --> 00:11:40,267
I'm Blake's friend,
329
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:43,567
Alph--Alphonso.
330
00:11:43,667 --> 00:11:45,267
[with foreign accent]
Howdy. How do you do?
331
00:11:45,367 --> 00:11:47,500
Blake is out of town currently.
332
00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:49,100
- Oh, that's right.
333
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,967
He goes dirt biking
in the desert on Saturdays.
334
00:11:51,067 --> 00:11:52,933
I totally forgot.
- No, he doesn't.
335
00:11:53,067 --> 00:11:54,167
- He will be back tomorrow.
336
00:11:54,267 --> 00:11:55,400
I will take moola from you.
337
00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:57,167
I give to him.
338
00:11:57,267 --> 00:12:00,267
- Oh, no, no, no, I want to see
the look on my love's face
339
00:12:00,367 --> 00:12:01,500
when I hand it to him in person.
340
00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,267
It was nice to meet you guys.
- Okay.
341
00:12:03,367 --> 00:12:05,200
You're amazing.
- Happy holidays.
342
00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:09,200
- I need you to be 100%
real with me when I ask you
343
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:14,300
the question, "Did you send her
a photo of another man?"
344
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,233
- I did.
345
00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:18,067
I'm a catfisher. I catfish--
- You're the catfisherman.
346
00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:19,967
- Yeah. I'm a cyberterrorist.
347
00:12:20,067 --> 00:12:21,100
- Wait; you used a photo
348
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,433
of my likeness, didn't you?
349
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:25,100
- Actually, I used a picture
of Montez.
350
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,967
- Ew! Why?
- So not--
351
00:12:28,067 --> 00:12:29,967
- Oh, my God!
- What do you mean?
352
00:12:30,067 --> 00:12:32,067
Montez was, like, really
good-looking in high school.
353
00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:33,733
He looked like
French Montana, actually.
354
00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:35,400
- No.
- I'll go talk to her.
355
00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:37,867
I'll explain to her everything,
and I'll get the moola back.
356
00:12:37,967 --> 00:12:39,600
- You can't go talk to her,
'cause if you do,
357
00:12:39,700 --> 00:12:42,300
she's gonna think you're a fat,
pig-faced loser
358
00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,500
and not want to talk to you,
no offense.
359
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:44,833
- Adam, you're right.
360
00:12:44,933 --> 00:12:47,433
I think we got to keep
this fish on the hook.
361
00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:48,133
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
362
00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:53,300
- Happy holidays.
363
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,567
- Happy holidays.
- Happy holidays.
364
00:12:54,667 --> 00:12:57,333
- Whoa, what the hell
are y'all doing here?
365
00:12:57,433 --> 00:12:58,700
You're interrupting
my family bonding time!
366
00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,833
- We're in a bit of a pickle,
and we need your help.
367
00:13:00,933 --> 00:13:02,067
- Vlasic.
368
00:13:02,167 --> 00:13:03,833
- Okay.
Junior, hydration station.
369
00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:06,867
Y'all have exactly two minutes.
What?
370
00:13:06,967 --> 00:13:07,633
- Okay,
Blake catfished this woman...
371
00:13:07,733 --> 00:13:09,067
- I hate that word.
372
00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:11,367
- Using a picture of you
from high school,
373
00:13:11,467 --> 00:13:13,600
which we don't understand
either, 'cause--
374
00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:14,633
We're wondering if you
could just pretend to be Blake
375
00:13:14,733 --> 00:13:16,967
for, like, about an hour.
376
00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:18,533
- Hey, bitch. Ooh, sorry.
377
00:13:18,633 --> 00:13:20,067
I didn't know your work friends
were here.
378
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,600
I'm kidding.
Of course I knew.
379
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:23,267
Listen, I'm gonna go get ready
for dance class.
380
00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:24,567
You're good to go
with the kids tonight?
381
00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:26,800
- Yes, I am, honey.
I was just telling them how--
382
00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:28,233
- Yeah.
I'm already walking away.
383
00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:29,567
- Do you see I'm on thin ice?
- Okay.
384
00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:33,233
What's gonna happen is,
I'm gonna put on a sumo suit.
385
00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:35,533
If I win,
you pretend to be Blake,
386
00:13:35,633 --> 00:13:36,067
and if you win--
387
00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:40,767
- I got it. You're good.
388
00:13:40,867 --> 00:13:45,100
- You won't win 'cause I'm--
389
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,667
I'm gonna beat your ass, dude.
- Yeah.
390
00:13:46,767 --> 00:13:47,933
- Whoo!
391
00:13:48,067 --> 00:13:49,667
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna beat your ass!
392
00:13:49,767 --> 00:13:51,767
I'm gonna beat your ass!
393
00:13:51,867 --> 00:13:53,833
I'm gonna beat
your ass!
394
00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:55,633
I'm gonna beat your ass.
395
00:13:55,733 --> 00:13:56,500
[screaming]
I'm sorry!
396
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,333
- You the bitch!
397
00:13:58,433 --> 00:13:59,900
[yelling]
398
00:14:00,067 --> 00:14:02,600
- Damn!
You got pancaked like a bitch!
399
00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:04,400
- He cheated!
400
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,600
- Hell no. Friendship attack!
401
00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:09,433
- I'm next!
402
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,633
- We family up in here!
- Hell yeah!
403
00:14:13,733 --> 00:14:16,233
- No, no, no, no, no!
404
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,733
[both grunting]
405
00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:20,633
What if we gave you $2,500?
406
00:14:20,733 --> 00:14:22,567
- Man, lead with that.
407
00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:25,400
*
408
00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:30,500
*
409
00:14:31,367 --> 00:14:33,900
- Okay.
Can y'all hear me?
410
00:14:34,067 --> 00:14:35,433
- Yes. We hear you.
411
00:14:35,533 --> 00:14:37,067
- No, I'm talking
about my son Y'all.
412
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:39,267
Cover his ears.
413
00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:41,300
[watch dings]
414
00:14:42,767 --> 00:14:44,533
- All right.
Here you go, partner. Excellent.
415
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,733
Happy holidays, okay?
Tell your wife I said hello.
416
00:14:46,833 --> 00:14:47,967
- Happy holidays.
417
00:14:48,067 --> 00:14:49,400
- My moon and stars.
418
00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:53,700
- Oh, goddamn.
419
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,067
She's sugar to the core.
420
00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:56,233
- Oh, my gosh.
421
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:57,367
Blake, you're real!
422
00:14:57,467 --> 00:14:59,633
- Of course I'm real.
423
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:00,800
- That's my girl.
424
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,567
That's my girl.
425
00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:04,467
- How long has it been?
426
00:15:04,567 --> 00:15:08,167
- You know, it's been
three months
427
00:15:08,267 --> 00:15:09,833
next Wednesday, my love.
428
00:15:09,933 --> 00:15:11,200
- You remembered the day?
429
00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:14,767
- So how many girls
you been with?
430
00:15:14,867 --> 00:15:16,067
- Six, borderline seven.
431
00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:18,967
- Dude, I've been
to the boneyard more than you.
432
00:15:19,067 --> 00:15:21,200
- [mockingly] "Dude, I've been
to the boneyard more than you."
433
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:23,100
- Guys, please.
434
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,567
- You look a little different
than that picture you sent me.
435
00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:26,933
- That was a little bit ago.
436
00:15:27,067 --> 00:15:29,567
- I mean in a good way.
437
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:33,367
Usually, I'm only attracted
to long-haired skater types,
438
00:15:33,467 --> 00:15:35,433
you know, skinny slacker bros
439
00:15:35,533 --> 00:15:37,133
who are effortlessly cool
but still have a soft side,
440
00:15:37,233 --> 00:15:38,900
and this is
kind of embarrassing,
441
00:15:39,067 --> 00:15:41,767
but I even dated Carrot Top.
442
00:15:41,867 --> 00:15:43,533
- This is getting
a little crazy, right?
443
00:15:43,633 --> 00:15:45,233
Now, I'm a little--
I'm, like,
444
00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:46,400
a better-looking Carrot Top,
I've been told.
445
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,067
- Way less talent.
446
00:15:48,167 --> 00:15:49,433
- No offense, but you're uglier
and not as talented.
447
00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:51,567
- Okay, wait.
Let me get this straight.
448
00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:53,700
So you're the ugly one, yeah?
And you're the white nerd?
449
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:56,467
That's what I'm getting.
I can't figure out what you are.
450
00:15:56,567 --> 00:15:58,100
Oh, yeah, that's right.
451
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,133
You're the little bitch
that got beat up by my dad.
452
00:16:00,233 --> 00:16:01,300
- Your dad didn't beat me up.
453
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,733
He cheated.
- Oh, really?
454
00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:05,067
- Yeah, he cheated by using
all of his lard.
455
00:16:05,167 --> 00:16:06,133
- Hey. Hey. Am I gonna have
to separate you two?
456
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,167
- Oh, World Star. World Star.
457
00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:10,567
Ders, do something.
- You--
458
00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:11,667
- Come on!
- Over there.
459
00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:13,367
You stay right here. Sit down!
460
00:16:13,467 --> 00:16:14,633
Junior, you play with that.
461
00:16:14,733 --> 00:16:15,633
Adam--
462
00:16:15,733 --> 00:16:16,600
- Ooh.
463
00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:18,933
You got me--
oh, I love these things.
464
00:16:19,067 --> 00:16:20,367
[both laughing]
465
00:16:20,467 --> 00:16:22,267
- This just seems so natural,
right?
466
00:16:22,367 --> 00:16:25,067
It's like I can
tell you anything.
467
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:26,800
- Oh, like--like what?
468
00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:30,300
- I'm actually having some
dirty thoughts about you and me.
469
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,933
- It's just me and you here.
470
00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:33,900
You can tell me anything.
471
00:16:34,067 --> 00:16:37,167
- I know you told me
that you have a very big penis.
472
00:16:37,267 --> 00:16:40,200
Mm,
it's kind of embarrassing,
473
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:43,367
but I have a very shallow
cervix.
474
00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:44,367
- Whoa.
475
00:16:44,467 --> 00:16:45,700
- And it's very painful
476
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,067
for me to have sex
with big guys.
477
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:49,500
- What?
- Really.
478
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:53,700
Below average or, ideally,
a micro-penis is perfect.
479
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,100
- Did you hear that?
We're meant to be.
480
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,267
God made us for each other!
481
00:16:57,367 --> 00:16:58,067
Please, let me go, Ders!
482
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,500
- No. Just keep texting.
483
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:04,367
- Oh! Dudes, I'm sold out.
Like, entirely.
484
00:17:04,467 --> 00:17:06,800
The holiday shopping season
is over.
485
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,600
- I hope that doesn't ruin
any thoughts that are
486
00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:10,800
running around in that
handsome little head of yours.
487
00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:12,400
- Not at all.
488
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,633
Actually--
489
00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:16,067
- He turned his phone off.
490
00:17:16,133 --> 00:17:17,433
He's completely gone rogue.
491
00:17:17,533 --> 00:17:20,067
He's trying to steal
my love away from me, Ders.
492
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:21,500
- I say let it fly,
493
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:22,800
and I think you should start
using your noodle,
494
00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:24,667
not your heart.
495
00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:27,967
- He did it.
496
00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:29,367
- You want to get nuts?
- Yeah!
497
00:17:29,467 --> 00:17:31,133
- Let's get nuts!
- Yeah. Yeah.
498
00:17:31,233 --> 00:17:32,600
- Oh, yeah. We gonna tear it up.
499
00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:35,067
[all speaking at once]
500
00:17:35,167 --> 00:17:36,333
- Okay. Where's the bed?
501
00:17:36,433 --> 00:17:39,433
- The bed is, like--
- Stop it now!
502
00:17:39,533 --> 00:17:41,667
- Oh, no, oh, no.
- No! No!
503
00:17:41,767 --> 00:17:45,167
- Oh, let's do that.
- Yeah, definitely do that.
504
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,233
- Blake, Stop!
- Hey, hey.
505
00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:50,800
Whoa, hey.
- What's going on?
506
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:53,700
- Fancy meeting you two here.
- Hi. What's happening?
507
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,833
- You remember me, Erin.
Um, okay.
508
00:17:56,933 --> 00:17:58,400
I just have to get something
off my chest.
509
00:17:58,500 --> 00:17:59,067
- I knew it.
- What's going on?
510
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:02,400
- Oh, my God.
511
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,433
- Go to the arcade.
- Cool.
512
00:18:04,533 --> 00:18:06,767
- I'm sorry; what is going on,
and who are you?
513
00:18:06,867 --> 00:18:08,267
- I'm his wife. Who are you?
514
00:18:08,367 --> 00:18:09,967
- You're married?
- Okay.
515
00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:12,833
Dudes, you want to step in here?
- No.
516
00:18:12,933 --> 00:18:14,167
- Not really. I don't.
- Okay.
517
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:16,500
This ain't what it looks like.
See, let me explain.
518
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:17,967
See, these idiots--
- No, actually, I can explain.
519
00:18:18,067 --> 00:18:19,633
I'm not mad.
520
00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:21,500
- You're not mad?
- No. I'm actually relieved.
521
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,600
Honey, I love you.
I love our marriage.
522
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:26,733
I love our family, our house,
all our possessions.
523
00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:28,733
But recently, I signed up
for Ashley Madison 'cause
524
00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:33,067
I want us to be open,
and I want us to share together
525
00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:34,100
and have fun again.
526
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,633
- Baby, I want that too.
527
00:18:35,733 --> 00:18:39,167
- I think I'm gonna go
and let you two work this out.
528
00:18:39,267 --> 00:18:40,667
- Yeah.
- No. Really, it's okay.
529
00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:42,067
And we're all adults here.
- Mm-hmm.
530
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:43,500
- And you two, it looks like,
were really hitting it off.
531
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,733
Frankly,
it was really freaking hot.
532
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,833
- And she got
a little coochie too.
533
00:18:47,933 --> 00:18:50,267
I mean--
- [whispering indistinctly]
534
00:18:50,367 --> 00:18:52,600
- Goddamn, I love you, woman.
535
00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:54,267
- You know,
maybe you could stick around
536
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,333
and the three of us can,
you know,
537
00:18:55,433 --> 00:18:56,800
try something new together.
538
00:18:58,367 --> 00:18:59,767
- I'm always down
for something new.
539
00:18:59,867 --> 00:19:02,167
- Mm...want something here.
540
00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:04,267
- Hot damn!
- Oh!
541
00:19:04,367 --> 00:19:05,833
- Baby, bam.
542
00:19:05,933 --> 00:19:09,800
*
543
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:11,467
- * Grando
544
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,933
[loud moaning and groaning]
- Where are my parents?
545
00:19:14,067 --> 00:19:16,300
- They are--
they got food poisoning.
546
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:19,967
- From eating
each other's butt[bleep],
547
00:19:20,067 --> 00:19:22,600
which is what they're doing
in there, definitely.
548
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:26,433
- [panting]
549
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:27,633
- Erin.
- Let's go home.
550
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:29,967
- Aww. Come on, y'all.
551
00:19:30,067 --> 00:19:31,967
- See you later, guys.
Eat [bleep], Adam.
552
00:19:32,067 --> 00:19:33,667
- Yeah, you mean
like your parents just did
553
00:19:33,767 --> 00:19:35,933
out of a stranger's bum-bum?
554
00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:37,667
Hey, there's no way
you've had more sex than me!
555
00:19:37,767 --> 00:19:41,567
- That was some
freaky-deaky biz-nass
556
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:43,233
that was going on in there.
557
00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:44,767
Thank you, thank you, and,
558
00:19:44,867 --> 00:19:48,233
Blake, most of all, thank you.
559
00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:50,600
Here is $800 for you.
560
00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:51,633
That's $2,500 for me,
561
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,667
and the rest
go to the manager,
562
00:19:53,767 --> 00:19:54,700
'cause guess what.
563
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:58,067
We did some damage in there.
564
00:19:58,167 --> 00:20:00,467
Happy holidays.
both: Happy holidays.
565
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:01,333
- Happy holidays to you.
- All right.
566
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:02,600
Chill Sergeant DeMamp
567
00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:07,333
states the 4/20 party
is back on!
568
00:20:07,433 --> 00:20:08,533
- Dude, Karl's sold out of weed.
569
00:20:08,633 --> 00:20:12,033
Where are we gonna find
any weed on 4/20 eve?
570
00:20:12,133 --> 00:20:15,133
- Yeah.
Now, that's what I call moola.
571
00:20:15,233 --> 00:20:16,833
- Happy holidays to you.
- Yeah.
572
00:20:16,933 --> 00:20:19,533
- Happy holidays, my main man.
- Happy holidays.
573
00:20:19,633 --> 00:20:20,867
- Oh, dude. Perfect timing.
574
00:20:20,967 --> 00:20:23,333
Cypress Chill's
about to take stage.
575
00:20:23,433 --> 00:20:24,267
- All right.
Goody, goody, goody.
576
00:20:24,367 --> 00:20:25,767
- What's going on?
577
00:20:25,867 --> 00:20:28,700
- Ah, well, you know,
Erin broke up with me.
578
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,900
- Yeah.
- I don't know.
579
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,700
I guess Montez had, like,
a really big dong or something.
580
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,333
I feel super sorry for her.
581
00:20:35,433 --> 00:20:38,233
Like, you big-dicked freak show.
582
00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:40,333
Like, join the circus
with your lasso dick.
583
00:20:40,433 --> 00:20:41,600
It's all good, though.
584
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,367
You guys should get
pretty excited
585
00:20:43,467 --> 00:20:45,533
'cause there's some
Blake Chesterfield Hender-nachos
586
00:20:45,633 --> 00:20:47,100
about to come out the oven!
587
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,367
Here's the--this
is the real meaning of 4/20.
588
00:20:48,467 --> 00:20:50,167
- You ready to get rocked?
589
00:20:50,267 --> 00:20:51,500
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
590
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,100
Are you going
to freestyle rap, though?
591
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,500
- No, pretty terrified
about doing that
592
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,100
in front of people, so...
593
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,233
- Yeah, and also, no offense,
you're really bad at it.
594
00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:00,400
- * Pick it, pack it,
fire it off *
595
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:03,800
* Come along and take a hit
from the bong *
596
00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:05,167
* Put the blunt down
just for a second *
597
00:21:05,267 --> 00:21:08,700
* Don't get me wrong,
it's not a new method *
598
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,067
- Nice.
599
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:16,700
- * Yes, I'm on the white
on the outside *
600
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,400
* But I'm black deep down
601
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:19,933
* Sometimes I feel like
I might even be brown *
602
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,933
No?
603
00:21:27,567 --> 00:21:27,933
- [laughs]
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