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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,100 --> 00:00:09,800 - Ders, I am the better beatboxer. 2 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:13,533 - Blake, your beatbox is a weak box. 3 00:00:13,633 --> 00:00:16,333 - Oh, Blake, 4 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:18,333 you gonna let him talk to you like that? 5 00:00:18,433 --> 00:00:20,533 You better battle back. 6 00:00:20,633 --> 00:00:21,367 - Yeah. - Now? 7 00:00:21,467 --> 00:00:22,867 - Yep. - No, no. Not now. 8 00:00:22,967 --> 00:00:24,133 I mean, I have to, like, warm up. 9 00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:25,500 - Okay? See? - I would need hot tea. 10 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:26,733 - Oh. - It's just a whole process. 11 00:00:26,833 --> 00:00:28,433 - Beatbox, Blake! - Let's go. 12 00:00:28,533 --> 00:00:31,867 - Okay, just let me put the record on. 13 00:00:31,967 --> 00:00:34,100 [imitates record scratching] 14 00:00:38,633 --> 00:00:43,500 [beatboxing poorly] 15 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:46,100 - Ho, ho, ho! 16 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:48,133 Ders, is it too hot to handle? 17 00:00:48,233 --> 00:00:49,400 Hit us with it. 18 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:50,900 - All right, here we go, here we go. 19 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,133 - Okay. - [imitates record scratching] 20 00:00:52,233 --> 00:00:54,000 Well, I'm about to turn in, kids. 21 00:00:54,100 --> 00:00:55,067 What are you gonna do? 22 00:00:55,167 --> 00:00:56,833 We're gonna party, Daddy! 23 00:00:56,933 --> 00:00:59,867 P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-party. P-party, Daddy. 24 00:01:00,067 --> 00:01:02,367 [beatboxing poorly] Party, Daddy. 25 00:01:02,467 --> 00:01:05,400 [continues beatboxing poorly] 26 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:08,267 - Whoo! Whoo! 27 00:01:08,367 --> 00:01:09,067 It's too hot in here. 28 00:01:09,133 --> 00:01:11,533 Blake, hit 'em with it! 29 00:01:11,633 --> 00:01:12,533 - Okay. 30 00:01:12,633 --> 00:01:15,833 [imitates electronic music poorly] 31 00:01:21,867 --> 00:01:25,633 [both beatboxing poorly] 32 00:01:33,267 --> 00:01:35,933 - Oh, oh, that was goddamn loony tunes. 33 00:01:36,067 --> 00:01:37,933 - Adam, we're not that good. 34 00:01:38,067 --> 00:01:41,800 [The Skinny Boys' "Jockbox"] 35 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:42,833 * 36 00:01:42,933 --> 00:01:45,367 - * I'm fresh 37 00:01:45,467 --> 00:01:47,600 * You gotta, we gotta, you gotta * 38 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:50,733 * Gotta be fresh 39 00:01:50,833 --> 00:01:51,800 - Mmm. - Yeah. 40 00:01:51,900 --> 00:01:53,633 - It's a real gummy meat. 41 00:01:53,733 --> 00:01:56,367 I don't like it when the meat stops being chewy, right? 42 00:01:56,467 --> 00:01:57,600 - Because then you get a longer meal. 43 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:59,067 Because you're chewing. You don't just swallow. 44 00:01:59,133 --> 00:02:00,367 - Right. - Yeah. 45 00:02:00,467 --> 00:02:02,300 You get more bite for your buck. 46 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:04,667 - It's almost like eating a wet paper towel in a way. 47 00:02:04,767 --> 00:02:05,933 - Oh. Mm-hmm. 48 00:02:06,067 --> 00:02:07,200 - All I know, fellas, is... 49 00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:10,967 * I love Yoshinoya bowls 50 00:02:11,067 --> 00:02:12,067 - Yeah, I mean they're good. 51 00:02:12,167 --> 00:02:13,533 - Great song. - Mm-hmm. 52 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:15,267 - Thanks, man. I want to pitch it to the-- 53 00:02:15,367 --> 00:02:17,200 - What's up, brothers? - Mm. 54 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:18,900 - Hey. - Hey. 55 00:02:19,067 --> 00:02:21,167 - It's Cushing. 56 00:02:21,267 --> 00:02:22,833 Cushing Ward. We used to work here together. 57 00:02:22,933 --> 00:02:24,133 - Oh, yeah. 58 00:02:24,233 --> 00:02:26,067 - Oh. What's up, dude? - Wow. 59 00:02:26,133 --> 00:02:27,433 - I mean, I didn't recognize you. 60 00:02:27,533 --> 00:02:28,667 You've lost a lot of weight, and your-- 61 00:02:28,767 --> 00:02:31,533 Your skin looks fantastic. It's so shiny. 62 00:02:31,633 --> 00:02:33,067 - You used to look horrible. - Yeah. 63 00:02:33,100 --> 00:02:34,333 - Yeah, well, I lost, like, 70 pounds, 64 00:02:34,433 --> 00:02:36,967 started using essential oils, 2-4-7, 3-6-5. 65 00:02:37,067 --> 00:02:39,233 - Sure. - That's cool. 66 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:42,300 I can relate because I recently lost four pounds 67 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:44,933 and started using a loofah with Old Spice Swagger. 68 00:02:45,067 --> 00:02:47,433 So we're like the same dude. 69 00:02:47,533 --> 00:02:49,567 - Yeah, totally. Totally, man. So what's the deal? 70 00:02:49,667 --> 00:02:51,767 I'm getting, like, a real "Ballers" vibe from you, man. 71 00:02:51,867 --> 00:02:53,600 You working with athletes? Is that what that is? 72 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:55,333 - No, I'm still doing telemarketing for TAC. 73 00:02:55,433 --> 00:02:57,200 Work at the Van Nuys branch. 74 00:02:57,300 --> 00:02:58,800 Just dropped something off for Alice. 75 00:02:58,900 --> 00:03:00,433 - What? 76 00:03:00,533 --> 00:03:02,067 You--you're a telemarketer and you drive a Porsche? 77 00:03:02,133 --> 00:03:03,500 - No, you a coke dealer. 78 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:04,767 That's how you got so skinny, huh? 79 00:03:04,867 --> 00:03:07,467 - No, no, no, no, no, still working at Van Nuys. 80 00:03:07,567 --> 00:03:08,600 Just a whole different world over there. 81 00:03:08,700 --> 00:03:11,067 - Huh. 82 00:03:11,133 --> 00:03:14,067 - Guy that runs the place, JP, is just a real leader. 83 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:16,433 If it wasn't for him, 84 00:03:16,533 --> 00:03:18,600 I'd probably still be living with a bunch of dudes, 85 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:21,267 smoking weed all day, eating Yoshinoya, 86 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:24,067 driving my old shitty car, not this car. 87 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:25,933 - Yeah, I'm with you, man. 88 00:03:26,067 --> 00:03:28,200 I drive that Range Rover. 89 00:03:28,300 --> 00:03:29,233 That's mine. That's what I drive. 90 00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:30,667 I own that car. - Yep. 91 00:03:30,767 --> 00:03:32,367 - So... - It's backing away, your car. 92 00:03:32,467 --> 00:03:33,700 - Ah, okay, so... 93 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,067 that lady's probably taking it for a wash, you know? 94 00:03:35,167 --> 00:03:37,067 I'll see you around? - Yeah. 95 00:03:37,167 --> 00:03:38,800 - Be sure and wax it. 96 00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:40,067 Hi, Alice. Question-- 97 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:41,267 do you have any idea how much time we waste here 98 00:03:41,367 --> 00:03:43,800 doing dumb-ass beatbox competitions? 99 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:45,067 - She probably doesn't. 100 00:03:45,133 --> 00:03:47,367 Do you even know how many naps we've taken today? 101 00:03:47,467 --> 00:03:49,267 - I'll tell you, Alice. Three. 102 00:03:49,367 --> 00:03:50,700 And as far as I'm concerned, that's one too many. 103 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:51,767 - Yeah. 104 00:03:51,867 --> 00:03:53,133 - Okay, I don't know what this is about, 105 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,600 but I do not have time, okay? 106 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:56,233 I have a very big presentation coming up now. 107 00:03:56,333 --> 00:03:58,067 - And there it is right there-- 108 00:03:58,133 --> 00:04:00,833 everything that's wrong with you as a so-called "leader." 109 00:04:00,933 --> 00:04:02,500 - Yeah. - See that? It was in quotes. 110 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:05,267 - Yeah, and that is why we're so-called "losers," 111 00:04:05,367 --> 00:04:07,100 because you don't lead us good, okay? 112 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:09,167 I'm an idiot 'cause you're a bozo. 113 00:04:09,267 --> 00:04:11,233 - Deep down, I'm a great man. - Yeah. 114 00:04:11,333 --> 00:04:12,400 - And a true pimp playboy for real. 115 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:14,300 But you're don't inspire that out of us. 116 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:15,933 In fact, you're always yelling at us, 117 00:04:16,067 --> 00:04:18,833 acting like a total bitch. 118 00:04:18,933 --> 00:04:20,167 - Excuse me? 119 00:04:20,267 --> 00:04:22,100 - I was, um... 120 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:23,567 - "Acting," he said. 121 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:26,133 "Acting like a bitch." - I did say "acting." 122 00:04:26,233 --> 00:04:27,633 - Yeah. - We're not calling you a bitch. 123 00:04:27,733 --> 00:04:30,300 We're saying that things you do are that of a bitch. 124 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,433 - Right, you have bitch-ish ways about you. 125 00:04:33,533 --> 00:04:34,800 - Bitch-ishness. - Yeah, bitchy, bitchy. 126 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,500 - Yeah, just a little bit. - Yeah. 127 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:37,733 - Act. Acting. - Okay, that is it. 128 00:04:37,833 --> 00:04:38,867 Everybody out now. 129 00:04:38,967 --> 00:04:40,433 - That's kind of what we're talking about. 130 00:04:40,533 --> 00:04:42,233 - Unless you want to be fired. 131 00:04:42,333 --> 00:04:45,733 - No, but how about a transfer to TAC-Van Nuys? 132 00:04:45,833 --> 00:04:48,400 - Yeah, because the boss there is a true leader, unlike you. 133 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:51,533 And he's gonna inspire us to be great men 134 00:04:51,633 --> 00:04:53,833 and true playboy pimps for real. 135 00:04:53,933 --> 00:04:56,200 - Okay, so I no longer have to waste valuable time 136 00:04:56,300 --> 00:04:58,133 on stupid shit like this? 137 00:04:58,233 --> 00:04:59,867 - That's right. - Consider it done. 138 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:01,733 You'll start there tomorrow. - Okay. 139 00:05:01,833 --> 00:05:04,567 Well, now that we're not working together, 140 00:05:04,667 --> 00:05:07,067 I was hoping that me and you could-- 141 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:08,767 [door slams] 142 00:05:08,867 --> 00:05:10,900 - Hello? 143 00:05:11,067 --> 00:05:14,067 Are you sure this is it? 144 00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:17,700 [telephone ringing] 145 00:05:27,133 --> 00:05:28,133 - Hello? 146 00:05:28,233 --> 00:05:29,067 - Sell me. 147 00:05:29,100 --> 00:05:31,333 - Uh, okay, sell you what? 148 00:05:31,433 --> 00:05:33,467 - Sell me on each other. 149 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:37,367 Sell me on why you deserve to work here. 150 00:05:37,467 --> 00:05:38,833 - Well, hi. 151 00:05:38,933 --> 00:05:40,900 You're here with a guy name Blake Henderson. 152 00:05:41,067 --> 00:05:42,067 This guy's good. 153 00:05:42,167 --> 00:05:45,167 He could--he could sell sand to Sandra Bullock, 154 00:05:45,267 --> 00:05:47,533 who probably doesn't need sand. 155 00:05:47,633 --> 00:05:49,533 She's probably got a beach house in Malibu, right? 156 00:05:49,633 --> 00:05:51,533 - And if you don't hire him, you're gonna regret it 157 00:05:51,633 --> 00:05:53,167 for your whole life, 158 00:05:53,267 --> 00:05:56,367 and you'll probably end up dying of regret cancer, 159 00:05:56,467 --> 00:05:58,200 which is a real thing-- my aunt died from it. 160 00:05:58,300 --> 00:05:59,133 She regretted smoking her whole life. 161 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:00,567 - Yeah, yeah. 162 00:06:00,667 --> 00:06:02,067 My good friend, 163 00:06:02,167 --> 00:06:04,067 Adam "The Money Boy" DeMamp, is a sales shark. 164 00:06:04,167 --> 00:06:05,733 He's a hammerhead. 165 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:09,233 - Oh, no, more like a phone-head shark, because this dude-- 166 00:06:09,333 --> 00:06:11,300 it's basically like he has a phone attached to his head, 167 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,400 and he's circling those sales. 168 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:15,600 But actually, I want to move the spotlight 169 00:06:15,700 --> 00:06:18,067 over to my dude Anders Holmvik, okay? 170 00:06:18,167 --> 00:06:19,933 - And I want to move the spotlight back to me 171 00:06:20,067 --> 00:06:22,067 because I didn't like that last one. 172 00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:23,333 So let's just do a couple more about me. 173 00:06:23,433 --> 00:06:24,633 - Okay, yeah, and I'll get back to you-- 174 00:06:24,733 --> 00:06:26,633 - Stop. I've made my decision. 175 00:06:26,733 --> 00:06:29,300 And, boys, I'm buying what you're selling. 176 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:30,600 - All right. 177 00:06:30,700 --> 00:06:34,233 [cheers and applause] 178 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:36,533 - Yeah. Right on. 179 00:06:43,567 --> 00:06:44,833 - You've got one week 180 00:06:44,933 --> 00:06:47,400 to prove that you belong here permanently. 181 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:49,467 - Congrats, boys. Welcome to TAC-Van Nuys, 182 00:06:49,567 --> 00:06:52,433 or as JP here likes to call it... 183 00:06:52,533 --> 00:06:55,267 - The mother[bleep] Dough Jo. 184 00:06:55,367 --> 00:06:57,467 all: Dough Jo. Dough Jo. Dough Jo. 185 00:06:57,567 --> 00:07:00,067 - Now, who her wants a Carl's Jr. sausage, egg, 186 00:07:00,133 --> 00:07:01,267 and cheese biscuit coupon? 187 00:07:01,367 --> 00:07:03,967 [all cheering] 188 00:07:04,067 --> 00:07:05,533 - That's mine! - I caught one. 189 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:07,333 - Oh, wow. Gorgeous photos. 190 00:07:07,433 --> 00:07:08,367 Herb Ritts shoot these? 191 00:07:08,467 --> 00:07:11,100 - No, my boy Juan Carlos took these. 192 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:12,900 Crazy talented. 193 00:07:13,067 --> 00:07:14,833 Shot Brooke Burke for the cover of "Stuff" magazine. 194 00:07:14,933 --> 00:07:17,300 - Wow. - I love "Stuff" magazine. 195 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:19,400 - Hey, whoa. You can't go in there. 196 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:20,433 That leads to JP's office. 197 00:07:20,533 --> 00:07:23,333 It's off-limits, except for VIPs. 198 00:07:23,433 --> 00:07:24,500 - VIPs. - VIPs. 199 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:27,800 - And these are gonna be your offices. 200 00:07:27,900 --> 00:07:29,400 - Wait. We get our own offices? 201 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:31,100 - TAC-Van Nuys, baby. 202 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,800 Just call down to Shannon, the office manager. 203 00:07:32,900 --> 00:07:34,400 Let her know what decor you prefer, 204 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:35,633 and she'll make it happen. 205 00:07:35,733 --> 00:07:36,900 - I love decor. 206 00:07:37,067 --> 00:07:39,167 - Yeah! - All right. Look, my name. 207 00:07:39,267 --> 00:07:42,067 - You'll also find new suits as well as the hair gel 208 00:07:42,133 --> 00:07:43,300 and essential oils that JP recommends. 209 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:44,700 Get changed. 210 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:46,067 JP's blasting off a speech in ten. 211 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:47,867 Be there! - Okay! 212 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,367 - So here's what we're gonna do. 213 00:07:49,467 --> 00:07:51,067 We're gonna take this week. 214 00:07:51,167 --> 00:07:54,333 We're gonna butt-[bleep] it until it dumps Monday! 215 00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:56,667 [all cheering] - [bleep], yes! 216 00:07:56,767 --> 00:07:58,433 - Yes! - [bleep], yes! 217 00:07:58,533 --> 00:07:59,067 - Yes! Whoo! - [bleep], yes. 218 00:07:59,133 --> 00:08:01,400 - [bleep], yeah. 219 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:03,067 - If some old man says to you, "No," 220 00:08:03,167 --> 00:08:04,433 because he's broke 221 00:08:04,533 --> 00:08:08,333 because he spent his money on expensive heart medication, 222 00:08:08,433 --> 00:08:09,900 what does that mean? 223 00:08:10,067 --> 00:08:11,467 all: Yes. 224 00:08:11,567 --> 00:08:13,067 - Because no means... 225 00:08:13,167 --> 00:08:14,667 all: Yes. 226 00:08:14,767 --> 00:08:15,933 - I don't know what you're waiting for. 227 00:08:16,067 --> 00:08:17,600 Go, go, go! 228 00:08:17,700 --> 00:08:18,600 - Yeah! 229 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:20,133 - Sell these [bleep] things! 230 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:21,367 * 231 00:08:21,467 --> 00:08:25,767 - * He's insane 232 00:08:25,867 --> 00:08:28,933 * 233 00:08:29,067 --> 00:08:30,567 - Listen up. 234 00:08:30,667 --> 00:08:31,367 You crushed it. 235 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:32,467 200 sales. 236 00:08:32,567 --> 00:08:34,767 - Yes! - Okay! 237 00:08:34,867 --> 00:08:35,333 - Whoo! - Yeah, that's right, man. 238 00:08:35,433 --> 00:08:37,267 - Van Nuys! 239 00:08:37,367 --> 00:08:40,067 - So here's the big surprise. 240 00:08:40,167 --> 00:08:43,067 I want 200 more sales by 8:00 tonight. 241 00:08:43,167 --> 00:08:45,067 [all groan] - What? Is he serious, dude? 242 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:47,267 I'm, like, exhausted. Now he wants us to work late? 243 00:08:47,367 --> 00:08:49,333 If you want to go home and you want to rip farts 244 00:08:49,433 --> 00:08:52,300 and watch "The Dome," the door is right there. 245 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,633 But if you want to be a phone beast 246 00:08:54,733 --> 00:08:56,200 and you want to be rewarded-- that's right, rewarded. 247 00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:59,633 We're gonna have Botox shots flying around the office, 248 00:08:59,733 --> 00:09:02,600 as well as sushi strippers for all you boys and girls. 249 00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:05,767 [all cheering] - Whoa! 250 00:09:05,867 --> 00:09:07,367 - Whoo! - Okay. All right. 251 00:09:07,467 --> 00:09:09,767 - It's like "Showdown in Little Tokyo." 252 00:09:09,867 --> 00:09:11,233 - Yes. Yes! - Yeah. Heck, yeah. 253 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:14,833 - If you guys get to 200 sales, 400 total for tonight, 254 00:09:14,933 --> 00:09:16,867 you get to wease the juice with the Wease-Man himself. 255 00:09:16,967 --> 00:09:21,567 - Oh! Oh, Pauly Shore! Oh, Pauly Shore! 256 00:09:21,667 --> 00:09:23,367 - Encino-- Oh, my God, man. 257 00:09:23,467 --> 00:09:25,500 - Hello, TAC. 258 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:27,200 Van Nuys guys. 259 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:30,900 Who's ready to mother[bleep] party? 260 00:09:31,067 --> 00:09:32,733 [all cheering] 261 00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:34,433 - Me. I am, Pauly. 262 00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:38,433 - Me and Pauly are old friends, and, uh, he lost a bet. 263 00:09:38,533 --> 00:09:40,133 [laughter] 264 00:09:40,233 --> 00:09:41,067 - This makes us even, JP. 265 00:09:41,167 --> 00:09:43,067 You son of a bitch. - Yeah. 266 00:09:43,167 --> 00:09:45,200 - Well, if you guys start working the phones 267 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:48,300 and you start making those sales, guess what. 268 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:50,700 I'll get you on TMZ tonight. 269 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:51,967 - Yes! - Yeah! 270 00:09:52,067 --> 00:09:53,300 - Go, go, go, go, go! - Okay. 271 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:55,333 - Yeah. - Sell, sell, sell. 272 00:09:55,433 --> 00:09:57,067 - 200 more! - Let's go. 273 00:09:57,100 --> 00:09:58,900 - I wish I would have had some beers in here 274 00:09:59,067 --> 00:10:00,767 or maybe some sake bombs or something 275 00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:03,167 or some of that sushi, man, 276 00:10:03,267 --> 00:10:05,067 or one of those hot little stripper bitches. 277 00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:06,933 - Of course they're great for kids. 278 00:10:07,033 --> 00:10:09,333 How many do you want? Ten? They're yours. 279 00:10:09,433 --> 00:10:10,567 - I mean, the real question is, 280 00:10:10,667 --> 00:10:14,867 do you care about the happiness of your children? 281 00:10:14,967 --> 00:10:16,667 And that's a yes! 282 00:10:16,767 --> 00:10:20,267 Whoo! Sold, baby! 283 00:10:20,367 --> 00:10:21,900 - And just so you know, with the purchase of this product, 284 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,867 you do have a three-year warranty. 285 00:10:24,967 --> 00:10:27,233 Excellent. You have a nice day too. 286 00:10:27,333 --> 00:10:28,400 Hyuh! 287 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:30,567 Yah. 288 00:10:30,667 --> 00:10:32,367 Kyo-tasha! 289 00:10:32,467 --> 00:10:36,500 - Bam, yeah! I love it! Whoo! 290 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:37,767 We be selling. 291 00:10:37,867 --> 00:10:40,633 - I want you to be Sales Team Six! 292 00:10:40,733 --> 00:10:44,600 I want you to be samurai telemarketing [bleep] warriors! 293 00:10:44,700 --> 00:10:48,400 I don't care if your [bleep] mom dies today! 294 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,600 [shoes clapping loudly] - Okay. Ow, that was loud. 295 00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:52,467 I'm sorry. I couldn't hear. 296 00:10:52,567 --> 00:10:57,367 Sold! Ahhh! I made a sale, girl. 297 00:10:57,467 --> 00:10:59,667 - You got three kids. I say you buy three. 298 00:10:59,767 --> 00:11:02,067 Great. All right, take care. 299 00:11:02,133 --> 00:11:04,467 We got a sale! 300 00:11:04,567 --> 00:11:07,067 - Sir, I'm afraid that's the best offer I can get you. 301 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:07,933 You know what? I'm gonna put you on hold 302 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:09,867 and let you think about that. 303 00:11:09,967 --> 00:11:11,833 Wait, wait. Ho, ho. 304 00:11:11,933 --> 00:11:14,067 Ah, yep. How are you? 305 00:11:14,133 --> 00:11:16,267 - I don't want to let go, but I have to 306 00:11:16,367 --> 00:11:18,200 'cause I'm addicted to sales right now. 307 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:20,867 - You got ten minutes till judgment day. 308 00:11:20,967 --> 00:11:23,200 Come on, let's move it. 309 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:27,367 - No. Actually, hold on. 310 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:30,633 Yeah. 311 00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:32,500 - God damn. 312 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,967 [blows raspberry] 313 00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:38,067 - Hang up the phones. 314 00:11:38,133 --> 00:11:40,233 Hang 'em up. 315 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,500 [exhales sharply through nose] 316 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,767 Feel good? 317 00:11:43,867 --> 00:11:45,933 - Yeah. - Are you sore? 318 00:11:46,067 --> 00:11:48,367 'Cause you should be sore. 319 00:11:48,467 --> 00:11:50,900 Because today just butt-[bleep] you up the ass! 320 00:11:51,067 --> 00:11:53,167 - Butt-[bleep]! 321 00:11:53,267 --> 00:11:56,500 - You're 27 units short of expectations. 322 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,533 - You kidding me? - Not good enough! 323 00:11:58,633 --> 00:12:02,167 That means that nobody gets to wease the juice with Pauly! 324 00:12:02,267 --> 00:12:03,533 - Wha--Well, can we at least talk to him? 325 00:12:03,633 --> 00:12:05,800 - No! 326 00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:08,133 - Whoa, whoa. JP! JP! 327 00:12:08,233 --> 00:12:10,067 - Well, you heard him. It's over. 328 00:12:10,133 --> 00:12:11,700 Go home. - Don't leave me in here! 329 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,100 I'm gonna die! 330 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,333 Ding dong, the Weasel's [bleep] dead. 331 00:12:15,433 --> 00:12:18,667 - That means we might never get to party with Pauly Shore 332 00:12:18,767 --> 00:12:20,667 and probably join his crew. 333 00:12:20,767 --> 00:12:23,633 - Yeah, well, you know, you heard what JP said. 334 00:12:23,733 --> 00:12:25,100 - He said no. 335 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:28,467 And you know what that means, right? 336 00:12:28,567 --> 00:12:30,500 - Halt! 337 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,933 What size are those crystal clappers? 338 00:12:33,067 --> 00:12:34,333 - You're pretty good at that. 339 00:12:34,433 --> 00:12:37,167 - Okay, stripper pole is secure. 340 00:12:37,267 --> 00:12:39,100 - All right, hang in there, buddy. 341 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:41,200 We're gonna get you out real soon, okay? 342 00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:43,233 - Pauly, I'm gonna spin off this bar, 343 00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:45,167 smash into the cage with my heels, 344 00:12:45,267 --> 00:12:46,833 and free your ass. 345 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,067 All right. - You ready? Cool. 346 00:12:48,133 --> 00:12:49,833 - Yeah. - Come on. 347 00:12:49,933 --> 00:12:53,133 - Whoo! Aaah! 348 00:12:53,233 --> 00:12:56,867 - Oh, are you okay, Pauly? Watch out, Adam! 349 00:12:56,967 --> 00:12:59,300 - Pauly, are you all right? - Pauly, are you all right? 350 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,633 - That was amazing. Whoo! 351 00:13:02,733 --> 00:13:04,133 - What the hell? Who did this? - Yeah, who did this? 352 00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:06,900 - Shut up, Cushing. I just asked that question. 353 00:13:07,067 --> 00:13:08,500 - Um, we did. 354 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,633 - And why would you ever think that this would be okay? 355 00:13:10,733 --> 00:13:13,567 - Because... 356 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,933 no means yes? 357 00:13:16,067 --> 00:13:17,700 No? 358 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:22,267 - That right there is why I [bleep] love you guys! 359 00:13:22,367 --> 00:13:23,733 You got guts. - Yeah. 360 00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:24,900 - Congratulations. 361 00:13:25,067 --> 00:13:26,867 You get to party with Pauly Shore. 362 00:13:26,967 --> 00:13:28,100 - That's cool. What's he-- 363 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,800 Oh, wow. 364 00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:33,467 - Enjoy your night, and tomorrow come see me in my office. 365 00:13:33,567 --> 00:13:35,067 Bye, Pauly. - Bye, JP. 366 00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:38,967 - This took balls, heaps of them. 367 00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:39,967 - Heaps of balls. Ah! 368 00:13:40,067 --> 00:13:43,067 - See you tomorrow, VIPs. - Yeah! 369 00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:46,133 - * I love my life 370 00:13:46,233 --> 00:13:48,200 * 371 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:51,967 - * We're like - * Fresh, fresh, fresh 372 00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:53,300 * 373 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,567 - To Pauly. - To Pauly. 374 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,167 - To Pauly. [laughter] 375 00:13:57,267 --> 00:13:59,800 - Ah, breakfast booze, my favorite. 376 00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:02,600 So your whole office is a sauna? - That's right. 377 00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:04,400 Nothing better than sitting in a spa 378 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:05,800 for seven, eight hours a day-- 379 00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:07,067 good for the skin. 380 00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:09,067 - And, uh, the strippers have been here all night? 381 00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:10,367 - Absolutely. 382 00:14:10,467 --> 00:14:12,367 Oxygenates their vaginas. 383 00:14:12,467 --> 00:14:13,933 They love it. - Sure. 384 00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:16,233 - Hey. Hey, how are you? 385 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:17,900 Ah, it's nice in here. 386 00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:20,667 - I've been watching you very closely this week. 387 00:14:20,767 --> 00:14:22,200 - I've wanted you to stare at me. 388 00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:24,467 - And I am very impressed with what I see, 389 00:14:24,567 --> 00:14:26,967 and we were wondering if you would like to join us 390 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:29,233 full-time at TAC-Van Nuys. 391 00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:30,867 - Yes. - Yes, we would. 392 00:14:30,967 --> 00:14:32,367 Thank you so much. - Yes. This is cool. 393 00:14:32,467 --> 00:14:34,367 - Oh! Up top! Oh, man. Awesome. - Great work. 394 00:14:34,467 --> 00:14:37,433 - There are a couple of, uh, minor details 395 00:14:37,533 --> 00:14:39,100 that we would like to discuss with you... 396 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,967 - Sure. Yeah. - Yeah. 397 00:14:41,067 --> 00:14:43,067 - Alone. 398 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:45,133 - And the girls have to leave because of this matter? 399 00:14:45,233 --> 00:14:46,533 - Yes. Disappear like your fathers. 400 00:14:46,633 --> 00:14:50,133 - Look at her butt. - Cool. That's awesome. 401 00:14:50,233 --> 00:14:51,400 Butts rule. - They do. They rock. 402 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,700 - Honestly, JP, you are such a great leader, 403 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,133 I would run through a brick wall for you, 404 00:14:55,233 --> 00:14:57,667 which I've actually done before in my parent's basement. 405 00:14:57,767 --> 00:14:58,900 - Okay, shh. Just listen. 406 00:14:59,067 --> 00:15:00,867 - Cushing, shut the [bleep] up, and you just listen! 407 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,533 You just listen! 408 00:15:02,633 --> 00:15:05,467 - You just listen, Cushing. 409 00:15:05,567 --> 00:15:07,333 - I'm sure you may have heard that we are taking over 410 00:15:07,433 --> 00:15:08,533 the San Bernardino 411 00:15:08,633 --> 00:15:10,767 and Diamond Bar branches from TAC. 412 00:15:10,867 --> 00:15:12,767 - Yeah, yeah. I think I've read about that. 413 00:15:12,867 --> 00:15:14,667 - I heard about it. - Yeah. 414 00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:17,667 - What does that mean, business-wise? 415 00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:20,567 - It means that that staff is... [imitates blade cutting] 416 00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:23,733 Axed, and corporate sends us their business. 417 00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:27,200 [laughing] 418 00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:28,900 - [laughing] Laugh, laugh. 419 00:15:29,067 --> 00:15:30,900 [all laugh] 420 00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:31,800 - Biz-nass. 421 00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:33,500 - And that's fun because, like, 422 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:37,200 they don't have jobs anymore, right? 423 00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:40,667 - My next target is Rancho, 424 00:15:40,767 --> 00:15:43,900 and I cannot wait to see the look on my ex-wife's face 425 00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:46,800 when I take her down. 426 00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:48,533 - You were married to Alice? 427 00:15:48,633 --> 00:15:50,900 - Worst nine weeks of my entire life. 428 00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:53,367 I mean, we were sport-[bleep] for a while there 429 00:15:53,467 --> 00:15:57,233 because that bitch likes to ride the ride. 430 00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,367 - Yep. - I always thought that. 431 00:15:59,467 --> 00:16:02,300 - What I need is for you to go back there 432 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,767 and steal me the presentation from Alice 433 00:16:04,867 --> 00:16:06,433 before the big meeting today. 434 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:09,733 She's a pretty good writer for a chick. 435 00:16:09,833 --> 00:16:13,333 If she bombs it and I look great, 436 00:16:13,433 --> 00:16:16,533 takeover inevitable. 437 00:16:16,633 --> 00:16:18,067 - Uh, yeah, we're your guys. - Yeah, we can do that. 438 00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:20,367 - Good. Excellent. 439 00:16:20,467 --> 00:16:23,300 Because if you do not do that, you are fired. 440 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,400 - Yeah. - Duh. 441 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:26,467 - I think my stripper fainted. 442 00:16:26,567 --> 00:16:28,800 - Oh, no, no, no, no, not again. 443 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:32,367 - You've never had anyone die here before, right? 444 00:16:32,467 --> 00:16:34,733 - No. 445 00:16:34,833 --> 00:16:36,567 - No means yes. No means yes. - No means yes. 446 00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:37,733 - Got it. Let's go. 447 00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:40,800 - Yeah. 448 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:44,467 - Whoa. What the hell is that? 449 00:16:44,567 --> 00:16:45,833 - I think that's us. 450 00:16:45,933 --> 00:16:47,800 - Wow. That is really, really horrible. 451 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:49,867 - Yeah. 452 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,433 - Well, Waymond painted that for you guys. 453 00:16:51,533 --> 00:16:53,500 He hasn't been the same since you left. 454 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:56,167 Hasn't spoken a word. - He's tuckered out. 455 00:16:56,267 --> 00:16:58,300 - I mean, I don't know how he finds time to take a nap. 456 00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,633 - What's going on here? 457 00:16:59,733 --> 00:17:01,367 - That's weird. - The good old days. 458 00:17:01,467 --> 00:17:04,067 - You really like it better over there? 459 00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:05,067 - I mean, it's different, you know? 460 00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:08,233 It's intense, you know, like, agh. 461 00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:09,400 But there's Botox to take care 462 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,400 of the stress wrinkles and sushi. 463 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,500 - And it doesn't taste like Yoshinoya. 464 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:14,967 - Well, we'd love to have you back here, 465 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,300 get the Wicky Wild Boys Crew back together. 466 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:18,233 Wicky, wicky wild. 467 00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:21,200 - Yeah, mm-hmm. - Okay. 468 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:23,100 - Okay, I know we were never in a group with Bill 469 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,667 called the Wicky Wild Boys, but maybe we should put this back. 470 00:17:25,767 --> 00:17:26,933 - Yeah, I know. 471 00:17:27,067 --> 00:17:28,467 I mean, we do this, those guys get canned. 472 00:17:28,567 --> 00:17:29,700 - Right. 473 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,467 - Well, well, well... 474 00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:32,467 did you boys get fired already? 475 00:17:32,567 --> 00:17:34,900 That happened faster than I thought. 476 00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:36,667 - No, it didn't, 'cause we're not. 477 00:17:36,767 --> 00:17:39,833 - Yeah, in fact, we have a new leader now 478 00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:42,400 who's teaching us how to be great men. 479 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,533 In fact, we're amazing men now, 480 00:17:43,633 --> 00:17:46,633 and we're true playboy pimps for real. 481 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:50,633 - Well, it's been amazing not having you here. 482 00:17:50,733 --> 00:17:53,500 In fact, I never realized how much you weighed us down. 483 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,067 [chuckles] 484 00:17:55,167 --> 00:17:57,667 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a meeting to rock. 485 00:17:57,767 --> 00:18:00,667 - Oh, okay. Yeah. 486 00:18:00,767 --> 00:18:02,067 Yeah, we're doing it, 487 00:18:02,133 --> 00:18:03,900 'cause she can't talk to us like that. 488 00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:06,900 You know, she's lucky that she was married to JP, you know? 489 00:18:07,067 --> 00:18:07,967 How do you let a piece like that go? 490 00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:09,667 - He's a hot piece of ass, right? 491 00:18:09,767 --> 00:18:11,067 And you know he's hogged out. 492 00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:12,167 You saw the outline through the towel. 493 00:18:12,267 --> 00:18:15,067 - Oh, I saw it. - Dude, he is fully hogging. 494 00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:16,067 - JP, why don't you kick things off? 495 00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:18,867 - One second, Mel. 496 00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:20,467 Okay, do we have the flash drive? 497 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:23,100 - Yeah, we have the flash drive. 498 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,400 Give her hell. 499 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:27,400 Or, give them-- give the whole... 500 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:28,500 - Okay. - Whoo! 501 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:31,100 JP! Yeah! Van Nuys! 502 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,100 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Van Nuys in the house. 503 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,633 - All right. 504 00:18:34,733 --> 00:18:37,500 So what we have here is... 505 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:40,633 Whoa. [chuckles] 506 00:18:40,733 --> 00:18:43,433 Oh, I don't know what this is about. 507 00:18:43,533 --> 00:18:44,700 [chuckles] Jokes. 508 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,133 Oh. Oh, [bleep]. 509 00:18:47,233 --> 00:18:49,300 Oh! No. Ah, shit. 510 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,533 Shit, [bleep]. [bleep]. 511 00:18:51,633 --> 00:18:53,067 Did you do this? 512 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:54,600 - No, we didn't. 513 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:55,833 - You did this. 514 00:18:55,933 --> 00:18:59,500 - I don't know what you're talking about. 515 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:00,300 - Fine! 516 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,300 I put up numbers. 517 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:06,867 I am Sales Team Six! 518 00:19:06,967 --> 00:19:09,333 I dare you, fire me. Fire me! 519 00:19:09,433 --> 00:19:10,600 - You're fired. 520 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:13,067 Cushing will take over Van Nuys. 521 00:19:13,167 --> 00:19:16,067 - This is unacceptable on every level. 522 00:19:16,133 --> 00:19:17,133 - I thought it was good. Good presentation. 523 00:19:17,233 --> 00:19:19,667 - Thanks, everyone. 524 00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:21,533 Great stuff from almost all of you. 525 00:19:21,633 --> 00:19:24,967 Alice, spectacular presentation, as usual. 526 00:19:25,067 --> 00:19:28,567 - Thank you so much, Mel, and I'll see you next quarter. 527 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,833 - Yeah. - Okay. 528 00:19:30,933 --> 00:19:32,400 Oh, you boys sneaking out? 529 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:33,667 - Huh? - Hmm? 530 00:19:33,767 --> 00:19:35,300 - I just wanted to take a second 531 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,400 and thank you for helping me out in there. 532 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,667 - What are you talking about? 533 00:19:38,767 --> 00:19:40,833 - Oh, you thought it was just a coincidence 534 00:19:40,933 --> 00:19:42,433 that you ran into Cushing 535 00:19:42,533 --> 00:19:44,467 and he convinced you into a transfer. 536 00:19:44,567 --> 00:19:46,167 - Uh-huh. 537 00:19:46,267 --> 00:19:48,067 - You knew that JP was gonna ask us to take your flash drive? 538 00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:49,533 - Cushing, my new boyfriend, 539 00:19:49,633 --> 00:19:52,700 gave me the inside scoop a week ago, 540 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:53,600 and I took it from there. 541 00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:55,867 - Oh! - That's good. 542 00:19:55,967 --> 00:19:57,833 - You're banging Cushing too? - Oh, my gosh. 543 00:19:57,933 --> 00:19:58,967 - Man, I bet he's hogging out as well. 544 00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:02,500 - Yeah, you are roping in some good ones, huh? 545 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,467 - Is it huge? Like, what does it look-- 546 00:20:04,567 --> 00:20:05,667 You know what? It doesn't matter. 547 00:20:05,767 --> 00:20:06,967 - Who's bigger? 548 00:20:07,067 --> 00:20:08,267 - That was an awesome leadership move. 549 00:20:08,367 --> 00:20:09,267 - Thank you. 550 00:20:09,367 --> 00:20:10,833 - Honestly, we were wrong about you. 551 00:20:10,933 --> 00:20:12,167 You don't always act like a bitch. 552 00:20:12,267 --> 00:20:16,300 - Hey, I do not act like a bitch. 553 00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:19,567 I am a bitch. 554 00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:23,367 A bad, bad bitch, you bitch. 555 00:20:23,467 --> 00:20:24,867 * 556 00:20:28,367 --> 00:20:29,300 * 557 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,200 - Pretty cool we got our jobs back, 558 00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:33,367 and we finally got time to smoke some weed on the clock. 559 00:20:33,467 --> 00:20:36,300 - Well, the bitch knows we're here to help, right? 560 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,200 What? She calls herself a bitch. 561 00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:39,900 - She did. - So I can say that. 562 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,867 - Whoa, whoa. You hear that? [distant slurping] 563 00:20:41,967 --> 00:20:45,000 I think we got another beatboxer in the office. 564 00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:47,767 - Ders, go in there and then rap over his flow, 565 00:20:47,867 --> 00:20:49,567 and I'll FaceTime Pauly. 566 00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:50,900 - Yeah, I'll do that, yeah. - You got his number! 567 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:51,567 - Yes, I did. 568 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,167 - [moaning] 569 00:20:54,267 --> 00:20:55,667 - Whoa. - Oh! Oh! Oh, God! 570 00:20:55,767 --> 00:20:57,000 Oh, uh... 571 00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,500 [clears throat] We weren't, uh... 572 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:01,667 - No, we just thought we heard somebody eat-boxing. 573 00:21:01,767 --> 00:21:04,333 Eat-boxing. 574 00:21:04,433 --> 00:21:05,100 - Just... 575 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:08,900 - Nice. 576 00:21:14,267 --> 00:21:15,200 - It's okay. This happens sometimes. 577 00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:18,200 Her cells are just too oxygenated. 578 00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:19,433 She'll come back. She'll be okay. 579 00:21:19,533 --> 00:21:20,833 - She's pretty alive. - Yeah. 580 00:21:20,933 --> 00:21:22,933 - She's still warm, right? - Whoo! 581 00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:24,300 I'm excited to work here. 582 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,433 - Yeah. 583 00:21:25,533 --> 00:21:26,600 This is gonna be fun. It's gonna be fun. 584 00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:27,700 - Yeah, yeah. - Why did it have to be mine? 41595

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