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Hello. Hello.

From the western countries.

Hello. Hello.

From the eastern countries.

Thank you.

How many?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Caramel wrap is often used in Japan to keep food and body fresh.

Just wrap it around your body.

Like this.

Rice goes well with Japanese salmon, meat stew, and fish paste, pickled

radish, and even sesame sauce.

This is Japanese umeboshi.

It's a plum-softing salt to protect it from bacteria and make it last longer.

Japanese people often include it in their lunch boxes.

They put it in the middle of their rice.

Look! It's a Japanese flag!

This is very important for Japanese citizens.

America is protected!

America is cool!

In Japan, you are not allowed to smoke in the street.

This custom is unique to Japan.

However, you can smoke in bars and Japanese izakaya.

If you must smoke outside, please purchase a packaged ashtray from a

nearby convenience store.

Incidentally, in a few years, smoking will be forbidden both outdoors and

indoors.

Don't get caught!

Well, you'll.

Nareta?

Iroiro?

Nareta?

Oh!

It may be that these Israelis are selling a type of hallucinogenic drug.

called Philopon.

Such narcotics used to be illegal in Japan.

When Japan was occupied by America after the Second World War, the Japanese

government used methamphetamine to stimulate the population and fuel

economic growth.

It ended up fueling the engine of their cruiser.

It is now forbidden by the government.

She's frying the pork cutlet.

This is Japanese katsudon.

In Japan, we call winning katsu!

Japanese people like to prepare and eat katsudon before an important task.

No! No!

Just one day I take a holiday to work something certain

to buy pretty good for me

Ramen. In total, we have 510

ramen. It's mostly Kyushu Hakata style ramen.

It is mostly pork stock with thin noodles.

First, we sip the soup.

After tasting the flavor, we proceed to the noodles.

Be sure to slurp your noodles when eating.

Slurping is expected at both the ramen and soba restaurants.

Please eat the pork with your noodle.

Savor the combination of flavors.

Do your best just to eat the noodles without drinking the soup.

An extra order of noodles is called kaedama.

Be sure to ask for your kaedama nice and firm.

Kaedama kata.

Here they are. Nice timing.

Be sure to mix well.

Your fresh ramen is ready.

That black thing on the counter is called spicy takana.

It's a spicy muscle leaf.

The red thing is Japanese Benichoga, a type of pickled ginger.

Now enjoy your ramen with these two additions.

Don't add the Benichoga first!

It goes nice.

If you put it in first, it will overwhelm the flavor of the ramen.

Now enjoy your ramen.

Thank you.

In Japan, everyone eats octopus.

We have octopus rice and supermarkets sell boiled octopus that you can eat as

sashimi.

Japanese tamagoyaki eggs are a class part of the menu.

This pan helps you fry them easily.

The safest bet at the Soba restaurant is Mori Soba.

You can tell the quality of a restaurant by the quality of its Mori Soba.

Be sure to make noise when eating.

What the fuck?

Am I supposed to read this?

Jeez. What the fuck is this?

Excuse me. Excuse me. Hello?

Can I use a credit card?

Credit card.

Hello? Hello?

What? What am I supposed to eat

with fingers?

Hello? What? It's like twigs. Am I supposed to eat with fucking twigs?

This is Japanese JK sample.

It's a dating service with high school girls centered around Akihabara.

Sometimes it includes prostitution.

It's a very dangerous job.

We are in a foreign land!

We are in a foreign land!

We are in a foreign land!

We are in a foreign land!

We are in a foreign land! We are in a foreign land!

My name is Angelica. I've been set here to kill everyone who interferes all of

this.

Seems like you don't understand what I'm saying.

This is the kingdom of the heavenly soldiers!

The blue-eyed ones, come out!

The blue-eyed ones, come out!

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.

If you're happy and you know it, roll them on your shoulders. If you're happy

and you know it, clap your hands.

If you're happy and you know it, stamp your feet.

If you're happy and...

Love baseball.

And I hope you guys will too.

See you next

time.

Akihabara, you will get fined 2000 yen for smoking on the street.

Thank you.

What are you looking at?

I'm the most popular woman in the office.

I can't even sell goods.

That's why I told my sister to buy me a J.K. Ripley.

Thank you.

I'm sorry.

You motherfuckers watching me right now? I'm American.

I fucking love my country. I'm fucking American.

And look, I'm in Japan.

Stupid fucking country. Look at all these yellow pieces of shit.

You know what I did? I brought this big fucking cock from America and I'm going

to jizz all over that fucking stupid Japanese flag. Watch this. Check this

out. Check this out.

Yatsura wa Daito wa Sekai Taiku Taikai no roodousha no kane wo nusumou to

shiteru. Roodousha wa Yakuza kara kane wo moratteru.

Yakuza wa ginkou kara kane wo orosu.

Subete genkin da no yo sa.

Teikiteki ni Yakuza wa ginkou ni deiri suru. Soko wo nerau to shiteru no yo sa.

Yakuza ga ginkou ni kuru no wa 14-45.

1.5?

2.3!

And they have.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Please stop.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I don't

play

I was the one, I'm telling you.

I have a job to take care of, but I have to go to school.

Mimi-chan? Are you looking for Mimi-chan?

She's in the farthest corner of Tokyo and Suginami.

He died while walking.

Omotenashi.

Nihon ni kitara, Asakusa e zekai omotenashi shimasu yo!

Americans love baseball.

But they love to change the war.

Long time no see.

So it begins.

The ultimate battle of wills between Japanese and American killers.

America's motherfucking Asian faces, I'm going to open up a can of Omote Nashi on

your ass!

Little silly plastic girl.

You are not much for me.

You still have the heart of Japan, don't you?

The wrist-cut is from Japan.

It used to be your stomach, but now it's your arm.

Take your revenge!

Hello, hello, world.

Konnichiwa.

Konnichiwa.

It's not good or bad.

We are born there. We die there.

That's why people all over the world...

People have to answer no to the world.

People have to answer no to the world.

People have to answer no, everybody wants a show. People have to answer no

to the world.

People have to answer no to the world.

People have to answer no, everybody wants a show. People have to answer no

to the world.

People have to answer no to the world.

People happy as they know it, we're ready with the show. People happy as

they know it's a war!