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Got it?

>> Yeah, I got it.

Where should I put it?

>> Right

here.

>> So, what are the herbs for again?

>> The smell is supposed to repel me from

trying to get out once I've turned.

>> So, they only work against you when

you're

>> Yeah.

>> But, I thought the cage was made of

silver.

>> It is.

>> So, if the silver works, then why the

herbs?

>> It's just extra protection.

>> Yeah, but then there's the breathing

exercises.

>> process as painless as possible.

It could also keep the rage factor in

check.

>> Supposed to.

>> Could. I don't feel very comforted right

now.

>> They said there could be other stuff,

too.

>> Like what?

>> The lights could turn on and off.

>> Why?

>> I don't know. They just said it could

happen.

If this happens at all, they said not

everybody turns on their first full

moon.

>> So, we could be doing all of this for

nothing.

>> Look, this is my first time doing this,

too. I I I just

>> Jack, everything's going to be fine.

You want a beer?

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

So, the silver and full moon parts are

true.

>> Yeah.

But

vampires? Dude.

How do you know?

>> Anybody lingering in the hallways you

had to officially invite into those

little meetings you go to?

>> Nobody opening up their shirt and

sparkling?

>> Sparkles.

That would be your go-to.

>> Why?

>> When did you drag?

>> Okay. Wait, dressing up at one midnight

showing of Rocky Horror doesn't mean I

do drag.

>> Whatever.

You still look good doing it.

>> I'm going to

Um

I'm going to get another beer and I'll

pull up the breathing instructions when

I get back.

>> Okay.

>> Um you can sleep here if you want.

>> I sleep on your couch all the time.

>> Yeah.

But

you don't have to.

>> We haven't slept in the same bed since

we were like [music] 10.

>> I didn't mean anything by it.

You need anything?

>> No, I'm good.

>> Bottle of water?

>> What?

A phone?

>> A chew toy?

>> Is this funny to you?

>> No.

>> Then why are you making jokes about

this?

>> Cuz you never take me seriously.

>> Only you could make this about you right

now.

>> Before beginning these exercises, make

sure that you always do this. Actually,

this

all of this I've never done before.

>> You make jokes when you're avoiding

[ __ ]

>> Thought this wasn't about me.

>> Make sure your friend is inside their

secured

>> Why have you been avoiding Rob?

Okay, I think we have more pressing

issues at hand here.

>> acting like a dick to him.

>> Why isn't he here dealing with all of

this?

>> We just started dating. I didn't want to

scare him off.

>> And me?

>> I know you.

I need you.

>> You needed me

one night.

>> What do you mean? I've always needed

you.

Because we got drunk and [ __ ] and I

didn't propose

>> What did you do the day after?

>> even drunk.

>> You're making it sound like we hooked up

in a back room or something.

>> I thought we were having fun. I thought

it's what WE BOTH WANTED.

>> I THOUGHT YOU wanted me.

We didn't even talk about it.

And then you introduced me to your new

boyfriend like 2 weeks later.

2 weeks of you avoiding my calls, by the

way.

>> What did you want me to say?

>> That it was the worst sex of your life.

Or the best, or that it was weird.

Or great. [ __ ] Jack. I don't know, but

not pretending LIKE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

>> I'M NOT PRETENDING LIKE IT DIDN'T

HAPPEN.

GOD, if I knew you were going TO BE SO

[ __ ] OBSESSED WITH ME, I WOULD HAVE

SLEPT ON THE COUCH THAT NIGHT.

>> There's the full moon and

nothing is happening.

Once again, I have revolved my entire

schedule around you for no [ __ ]

reason.

Okay, Jack.

Need you to take a deep breath.

>> [gasps]

[panting]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groaning]

>> Back up.

Release.

>> Hey.

Hey.

How bad is it?

Not too bad.

>> Yeah, really?

>> No, I'm [ __ ] scarred for life.

>> Would I do it again?

I can ask her to watch me next time.

She's got to find out sometime, right?

>> Yeah.

>> Are you okay to drive?

>> Yeah, I'm fine.

>> Um, Jack.

>> [music]

>> I hate that it still hurts

>> [singing]

>> watching you love her.

No way,

I don't want to learn.

But your smell on my clothes

still stays.

And no change, and no hands, but you

hold me down.

>> [singing]

>> Wanted to believe

it's better not to let

you know.

Don't you blame [music and singing] me

for

falling for you

like how you blame all [singing] your

phases on the moon.

You

pull me

closer and I

>> [music]

>> want to die.

>> [singing]

>> I could be your savior,

you're the danger

in the night.

>> [music and singing]

>> And the sirens are howling

down the street, [singing]

but I know

that [music] they're

coming for me.

It started with you.

Don't blame it on the

Don't blame [music] it on the fool.