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You're just an angel.

You're just like God's gift to Earth.

Thanks.

Can I pray with you?

I'm just waiting for my ride.

Okay.

Lord, thank you for blessing this world

with this wonderful gift to show us

true strength in suffering.

For even though he's disabled, he's still beautiful.

Actually, can you help me pray for something?

Of course.

God is always there to help you.

Dear Lord.

Every time someone prays for me, I get a boner.

Please help me.

Excuse me?

Prayers just give me a huge boner, I don't know why.

I mean, of course, I like the fact that

random strangers wanna pray for me,

but every time they do, it's just boner, boner, boner.

Okay.

All right.

Dear Lord, please help this young man with his

unusual affliction.

Oh-oh, here we go.

- Okay! - Don't stop now!

How am I supposed to get rid of my boner without the Lord?

That's not funny.

Please help me with my boner, lady!

You're late.

Did you do the boner thing?

♪ Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ You don't know the story ♪

♪ Of the famous man Who murdered ♪

♪ 1,500 dragons ♪

♪ They were going to eat A million sleeping babies ♪

♪ Save the day again ♪

♪ We saved the day again ♪

♪ 'Cause we're Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ We're the Tallywacker ♪

♪ Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ We're the Tallywacker ♪

♪ Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ We're the Tallywacker ♪

♪ Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ We're the Tallywacker ♪

♪ You don't have to worry ♪

♪ About giant space lizards ♪

♪ 'Cause our music Super powers ♪

♪ Are sending out laser beams ♪

♪ That will obliterate them ♪

♪ Unless they would rather be Our friend ♪

♪ Maybe they would rather be Our friends ♪

♪ Can you blame them ♪

♪ They wanted to attack us ♪

♪ But now we are all chilling ♪

♪ 'Cause we're the Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ We're the Tallywacker ♪

♪ Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ We're the Tallywacker ♪

♪ Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ We're the Tallywacker ♪

♪ Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ We're the Tallywacker ♪

♪ Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ We're the Tallywacker ♪

♪ Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ We're the Tallywacker ♪

♪ Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ We're the Tallywacker ♪

♪ Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

Dude.

You know what, I'm gonna just say it.

You say dude too much, it's off-putting.

Why, I'm putting you off?

I'm a little bit put off by it, yes.

We just got asked to open for Dirt Devil

this Friday at 10 forward.

Shit, seriously?

That's awesome.

- We should say no. - Why?

Aleister, that's gonna be a huge crowd.

- And? - Were you not here for the last two hours?

We sound like warmed-over dog shit.

- Fuck that, I'm saying yes. - Fuck, no, you can't!

- Watch me, dude. - Hey, hey, Tallywacker is a democracy.

I get a 50% vote on all band decisions.

Y-E-S, exclamation point.

Dude!

You know what?

You say dude too much, it's off-putting.

- You are such a dick. - You're a dick.

Well, go fuck your fucking fuck!

Go fuck your high hat!

Go fuck a tambourine!

Hey, you fuck a tambourine!

You fuck a tambourine!

Well, what shall we do?

We really should rehearse more.

We are not ready for this gig at all.

Fuck!

Dude.

Right, back up, you got it?

Yep, I got it.

Emmett, have you been giving my son weed?

No.

I smell it on both of you.

It smells like the cheap shit too.

I would never abuse substances, Bonnie.

It's like buying a cup of coffee, it's legal now.

It's a gateway.

I started weed when I was 12

and wound up shooting dope in my arm for 15 years.

I'm not shooting dope, Ma.

Better not be shooting dope

or I would straight up murder your tiny ass,

right after I murder Emmett's.

What did I do?

You're not doing that show.

Yes, we are.

That place is a death trap.

- Death trap? - It's not accessible.

- How are you even gonna get down there? - There's an elevator.

How else do you think bands load equipment in and out?

What if there's a fire?

There's not gonna be a fire.

There could be a fire.

There are well-marked fire exits.

I'll be able to get out.

What if the crowd tramples you?

I'm not gonna get trampled.

I'll be in the band, they never trample the band.

Well, they'll tramp you if you think your band sucks.

I'd like to think they had better taste than that.

What if they boo you outta the building and they're like,

"No one wants to listen to this garbage!"

If they boo us outta the building,

I'll burn the place down myself.

Do you realize that you keep folding

the same piece of underwear?

Okay, I'll drive to your show.

No, you're not invited to the show.

I forbid you from coming.

You can't forbid me from going, I'm your mother.

You are forbidden.

Do you understand? Forbidden.

Oh, you shit! You shit!

- What? - You!

What are you doing?

You fucking--

What are you--

I folded these!

We gotta take the stairs?

Yeah, the elevator's broken.

We should cancel.

Fuck that!

Should I help carry him or something?

If you want him to bite you.

You ready to rock?

♪ Today, I'd like to hear you whisper in my ear ♪

♪ Thinking I would be ♪

♪ When you kiss me on the cheek ♪

♪ Say it's okay but anyway ♪

♪ Today, I'll walk without ♪

♪ And the passersby I see ♪

♪ Will tell me I'm [indistinct] ♪

♪ You no longer need to say Someday ♪

♪ Someday ♪

♪ Someday ♪

♪ Someday ♪

♪ What are your somedays ♪

♪ Maybe you can help me make my somedays come true ♪

♪ What do you wish for when you put your hands together ♪

♪ And look up at the sky And close your eyes ♪

♪ And say someday ♪

♪ Someday ♪

♪ Someday ♪

♪ Someday ♪

♪ High tide ♪

♪ Dark wind ♪

♪ I know ♪

♪ These things ♪

♪ Shadows stretch ♪

♪ As far as I see ♪

♪ Sunlight, you come to me ♪

♪ From the window ♪

♪ It's slowly dragging me to you ♪

♪ When the stars aligned I held your hand ♪

♪ Play the madman ♪

♪ Can you feel me moving towards the ground ♪

Nice set.

Hey, thank you.

How about a free beer?

Thanks.

I'm Aleister.

Scarlett.

Did it look cool?

I think so.

I had Tim, the sound guy, record from the board,

so I can sync it up with the video later.

You okay with me posting it?

Yeah, that would be amazing.

We don't have any video of ourselves.

Are you like a professional videographer?

I do some video, but I'm mainly into still photography.

What kind of stuff?

I'm into people.

That's such a coincidence, I'm a person.

You should take pictures of me.

You'd let me do that?

Let's go right now.

I'll let you carry my gear because I'm a feminist like that.

I have to close tonight and open up tomorrow.

Jerry will cover for you.

Right, Jerry?

You'll cover for Scarlett?

Jerry!

His name's not Jerry.

He looks like a Jerry.

Did anyone ever tell you that you look like a Jerry?

♪ Love in a parking lot ♪

♪ Ready to overload ♪

♪ The fire in your eyes ♪

♪ Watching all the ♪

♪ And winter turns to spring ♪

♪ The flowers start to grow ♪

♪ The fire in your eyes ♪

It's at this really small gallery, but it's my first show.

I'm actually kind of really nervous about it.

When is it? I'll totally come.

Oh, shit!

Someone's probably smoking in the bathroom again.

- Aleister! - Oh, Christ!

Ma, no!

Stop it, it's fine.

Fuck that!

♪ Tallywacker, tallywacker ♪

♪ We're the tallywacker ♪

♪ Tallywacker, tallywacker ♪

Sounds pretty good for a rough mix.

Dude, look at these comments, man.

Smart strategy, put a guy in a wheelchair on stage

and capitalize on the sympathy card.

People are commenting?

How many views does it have?

Couple thousand.

Look at this, pretty decent songwriting

for what is essentially a novelty band.

2,000 people have watched this?

Almost 3,000, but how are we a novelty band?

'Cause you're disabled?

These people are such assholes.

3,000 views since just last night?

You're missing the point.

People aren't taking Tallywacker seriously.

Can we put a link to the new single up on the video?

I haven't finished mixing yet.

Then finish the mix, Emmett.

We've got new fans.

We've got people mocking us!

Anyway, why are we waiting here anyway?

What did you forget last night?

My capo.

Your capo?

These things are like five bucks.

Okay, they're about to open, let's go.

That's why we're here?

You're stalking the bartender?

You know, it's good for me to know that I'm abetting a stalking, right?

You know, that's something I should probably know ahead of time.

Here she comes.

Hi.

Hi.

That was very dramatic.

Oh, sorry, I left my capo here last night.

Is it okay if Emmett runs down and grabs it?

Sure, no problem.

Lights are on the bottom of the stairs to your left.

Won't be but a moment.

Take your time.

So you'd be happy to know the place didn't burn down.

That's a relief.

Your mother get you home okay?

She's a little overprotective.

That's sweet.

Oh, the video you posted,

it's gotten like 3,000 views already.

Seriously?

I know, right?

I owe you.

Let me take you out for a drink.

Okay, I'm gonna be brutally honest with you here.

You seem like a really cool dude,

but I just can't envision myself ever having sex with you.

That's fine.

I can envision it enough for both of us.

Oh, yeah?

How's that visualization going for you?

It's quite a visual.

I'm very small, you won't even know I'm there.

Sounds magical.

Seriously, I'm just talking about a drink, that's all.

Honestly, I'm just really busy.

I'm working doubles and my gallery exhibit is coming up.

Is it okay if I come to that

or do you think I'm a creep now?

You're totally a creep, but of course, you can come.

It's on Tuesday at Sandra Macombe's gallery

over at Thianka House.

- Tuesday? - Yeah.

I will be there.

Be warned, I'm a very tough art critic.

I'm gonna tear your shit apart.

I'd expect nothing less.

See ya.

I cannot find a single capo in that entire place.

But I did find a ukulele.

Is this anyone's, can I have this?

No.

What?

What?

It's a free ukulele, dude.

♪ It was after midnight ♪

♪ And my bones were broken ♪

♪ We came to a red light ♪

♪ Beneath the stars ♪

♪ We didn't need to travel far ♪

♪ My screams filled the car ♪

♪ 'Cause the pain was burning ♪

♪ I'm brittle ♪

♪ Don't move me, I'm brittle ♪

♪ Don't let me fall down ♪

♪ Down, down, down ♪

♪ It was after midnight ♪

♪ And my bones were broken ♪

♪ We came to a red light ♪

♪ Beneath the stars ♪

♪ We traveled far ♪

♪ We traveled far ♪

I mean, it's really fucking good, man.

I don't think we should play it.

Why not?

It's too obvious.

What do you mean obvious?

The lyrics, you're obviously singing

about your brittle bone disease.

Oh, you caught that?

We shouldn't play a bunch of disabled songs.

We've talked about this, this isn't a disabled band.

You wrote a bunch of mopey shit when Stephanie dumped you.

Is this a pussy band?

Did you see the comments on our videos?

Everyone's focused on the disability.

So what, they're watching us.

So what, about integrity?

The Tallywacker is supposed to be about integrity.

Emmett, I wanna play for an actual audience

with actual people in it.

All right, you know what, fine, fine.

You know, forget integrity.

Then we'll just dress you up in a leprechaun suit then.

You wear a leprechaun suit!

Well, you're the leprechaun.

You're the fucking leprechaun!

You're the fucking leprechaun!

♪ You're the fucking Leprechaun ♪

No.

♪ You're the fucking Leprechaun ♪

I'm not doing it, man.

♪ You're the fucking Leprechaun ♪

♪ You're the fucking Leprechaun ♪

♪ Uh, you're the fucking Leprechaun ♪

♪ You're the fucking Leprechaun ♪

♪ You're the fucking Leprechaun ♪

♪ You're the fucking Leprechaun ♪

She stirs it while she's staring at it.

Oh.

Then licks her finger,

shoves it right into my face.

She does not!

- No, she doesn't. - Yes, she does.

- She did? - She does.

Hey, honey, Terry's here.

Hey, buddy.

How's it going?

How was practice?

Hey, your mom told me you have a band now.

I mean, that's a really good hobby to have.

I'm gonna go.

- No, no, Terry, come on. - Yeah.

No, it's good, it's good.

It's good to see you.

Yeah, me too,

Buddy, so good to see you, man.

I mean, maybe I can hear your band play sometime?

You know, that'd be cool.

See you, Terry.

- Take care. - Take care.

I saw him in a meeting. He's got six months.

You know what happens when you hang out with him?

You don't understand the fellowship, Aleister.

All right, we don't turn our back on people,

no matter what they've done in the past.

He's working on step four.

You know what, get off your high horse, Aleister.

People fuck up.

Don't let him in this house again.

Okay, tough guy.

I'm serious.

I'm serious.

You're so immature.

You're so immature.

That's what you sound like.

- No, I don't. - Yes, you do.

- You sound like a muppet. - I don't sound like a muppet.

- You do, you sound like the fuzzy bear. - I don't sound--

That's you, that's you!

I don't sound like a muppet.

You sound just like a muppet.

You're the one that looks like Janice.

Yeah, man.

Groovy.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Why is there no one here?

It must be early.

Hate being early.

It triggers my social anxiety.

You think they got food?

You think it's free?

I don't know, probably.

Okay.

I'm gonna go eat my feelings.

What do you mean it's inappropriate?

That's my face on the fucking wall.

I'm not gonna talk about this right now.

Scarlett, come on.

Hey, Aleister.

Hi, Scarlett.

Everything okay, hoss?

It's fine, dude.

Actually, I have to talk to Aleister right now.

He's kind of a VIP.

All right.

Want me to kick his ass?

He's fine.

You know, models can be so bitchy sometimes.

It's hard to be gorgeous, I guess.

So, what do you think?

I think you're really talented.

That's what people say when they don't like something.

You know, they are beautiful,

but it's easy to make beautiful people look beautiful.

You should shoot not so beautiful people, like me.

I think you're beautiful.

I wasn't fishing for a compliment.

No bullshit.

In your own way, I think you are seriously beautiful.

Aleister, yo, Aleister!

I, hi. I just got a call from Jim Madden.

We got an offer to open for Carly Major on Wednesday.

- What, how? - Their opener dropped out.

I guess someone from their team saw the video and liked us.

It's unbelievable.

We should say no.

We're not saying no!

We're not ready.

You're totally ready.

And I see a lot of bands.

You guys are gonna kill it.

I'll get you a press pass to take pictures with.

You could do that?

Yeah, you can do that?

We wouldn't have gotten this gig without you.

We owe you.

Oh my god.

You would do that!

Mm?

Fine, but we need you to start rehearsing like right now.

And I'm sorry, but I'm gonna need that ukulele.

♪ All you gotta do is listen to me ♪

♪ The lies they're feeding you ♪

♪ Well, it's never-ending ♪

♪ You got your chance ♪

♪ Now take it ♪

♪ We will be closer to the sun ♪

♪ Closer to the sun ♪

♪ Closer to the sun ♪

♪ Close ♪

We're losing time at the chorus.

We gotta do it again.

♪ Dark times down the middle ♪

♪ Still waiting for the big surprise ♪

♪ Parked down by the river ♪

♪ Lay back and open up Your eyes ♪

♪ You're singing ♪

♪ You're bringing nothing to the table anymore ♪

Don't touch my shit.

Actually, it's my name on the fucking marquee.

So this is all my shit.

Actually, fuck you, Carly.

Aw, poor little Travis.

You're such a fucking baby!

Sound check works for me.

Thanks guys.

Hey, you're that dude from the video.

Yeah, Aleister Budd.

You watched the video?

Yeah, I loved it.

You guys are hilarious.

Yeah, thanks. Thanks so much for having us.

Is everything okay?

Oh, Travis?

Yeah, everything's fine.

Just don't fuck your guitar player.

It's bad news.

I am the guitar player.

Well, I guess it's fine to fuck yourself then.

Oh, Carly, this is Emmett, the drummer of Tallywacker.

- Oh, what up, dude? - Hi, Carly.

It's nice to meet you.

Thanks for having us.

I think they're done, you can start setting up.

Yes, Master.

Right away, Master.

Here, is here good?

Here, yeah?

Good, good, good, good, good?

♪ Something's keeping you here ♪

♪ And I'm gonna find it ♪

♪ The whole world's dragging you down ♪

♪ And I'm gonna stop it ♪

♪ There is a place ♪

♪ Where we can go ♪

♪ We will be closer to the sun ♪

♪ Closer to the sun ♪

♪ Closer to the sun ♪

♪ Closer to the sun ♪

♪ We will be closer to the sun ♪

♪ Closer to the sun ♪

♪ Closer to the sun ♪

♪ Closer to the sun ♪

Thanks so much, we're Tallywacker.

I wanna dedicate this next song to our friend, Scarlett.

She's an awesome, talented photographer,

and she took the video that got us this gig.

Thanks, Scarlett.

We're gonna try a new one tonight.

This song's called Brittle.

♪ It was after midnight ♪

♪ And my bones were broken ♪

♪ We came to a red light ♪

♪ Beneath the stars ♪

♪ We didn't need to travel far ♪

♪ My screams filled the car ♪

♪ 'Cause the pain was burning ♪

♪ I'm brittle ♪

♪ Don't move me, I'm brittle ♪

♪ Don't let me fall down ♪

♪ Down, down, down ♪

♪ It was after midnight ♪

♪ And my bones were broken ♪

- What the fuck, dude! - What?

You pull out a new unfinished song

during the biggest show we've ever had?

They loved it.

We agreed not to do that song.

You agreed, I didn't agree.

So that's what we do now?

We just surprise each other

with songs during a live show.

Why not? It's spontaneous.

Fine, the next time we're on stage,

I'll just write a song called Aleister is a dick.

Sounds like a hit.

What are the chords?

I'm sick of your shit, Carly!

You know what?

You are a fucking C word!

You're a fucking C word!

Hey, buddy.

Hey.

Do you know the guitar parts to my first two albums?

Yeah.

Great, you're hired.

Let's go.

Mm.

- Come on. - Yeah, okay.

- Fucking help me, come on! - Help you do what?

♪ There's no escaping this place ♪

♪ Way after final call ♪

♪ I heard a rumor ♪

♪ I heard a rumor ♪

♪ Chained to the nostalgic place ♪

♪ Graffiti on the wall ♪

♪ I heard a rumor ♪

♪ I heard a rumor ♪

♪ It takes you ♪

♪ It takes you ♪

♪ Those who hate you ♪

♪ So I heard a rumor ♪

♪ I heard a rumor ♪

♪ I heard a rumor ♪

♪ I heard a rumor ♪

How about my new guitarist, Aleister?

Give it up

You rule, Aleister.

You guys rule.

Oh, hi, Carly. Do you wanna smoke?

It's the good shit that they save for the disabled people.

Sweet, yeah.

That was an awesome set.

You're really good.

Aleister saved the day.

You're my hero.

It was my pleasure.

I got seven more shows before this tour's mercifully over.

Can you do it?

What, me?

Yeah, I don't know how much money

there is in the budget for you.

It's probably not much.

You want me to play in your band?

Yeah.

Are you okay?

He's really not okay.

Of course, I'll do it.

My manager will email you with all the bullshit.

- Yeah, that's great. - Oh, and you're gonna have to get yourself there.

I don't think we have room on the bus for your...

chair or anything.

No problem, Emmett can bring me.

Who's Emmett?

Me, I'm Emmett.

Hey, what's up, dude?

Yeah, I'm gonna need to bring him as guitar tech.

We don't have any money for him.

We can barely pay you.

No Emmett, no me.

Well, look who's getting all cutthroat.

Okay, fine.

I'll see you and Emmett on Tuesday.

Wow, this is good shit.

Bring it on tour.

No problem, we'll hook you up, Carly Major.

She just took my bowl.

Oh my God, we're going on tour with Carly Major.

Thanks for volunteering me, man.

Come on, it's a once in a lifetime opportunity.

I can't just drop everything and be your roadie.

I need to work.

Who's gonna bring me, my mother?

I think Carly would love your mother.

Come on, Emmett, I really wanna do this.

I need you.

I'm sorry, I can't.

Okay, I'm begging.

You're not begging.

Please, good sir.

I'm just a poor, crippled musician.

Do you know how many people have probably pissed there?

Please help me.

You think I'm embarrassed, but I'm not.

I'm so helpless and vulnerable.

Fucking prick.

You're not going.

Of course, I am.

Sorry, my decision's final.

You don't get a vote?

Of course, I get a vote,

I'm your mother.

And I'm an adult.

I forbid you to go.

You can't forbid me.

You forbid me from doing shit all the time.

And you completely ignore me.

Honey, there are just too many things

that can happen when you're on the road.

Emmett will be there.

You know I love Emmett, but he's a fucking idiot.

I mean, he's gonna be distracted,

just running around chasing pussy.

And you're gonna be eaten by hyenas.

Hyenas?

We're going to Boston.

Have you ever been to Boston?

Those people are worse than hyenas.

I can handle it.

No, I handle it.

I always handle it.

And that's why you haven't been scooped up by falcons.

Falcons?

Where do you think we live?

In the real world and not in some fantasy

where you think you're fucking invincible.

Mom, I appreciate all that you do

to protect me from falcons and hyenas,

but I'm going on the road, end of story.

Who's that?

Oh, that's Scarlett.

Who the fuck is Scarlett?

She's a photographer.

She's gonna take photos of me at her studio.

Oh, so you're a rockstar and a model now?

I could figure this out.

Oh, it's okay, I got it.

There you go.

Don't drive like a crazy person.

If you slam on the brakes too hard, he's gonna fly

through the windshield like a watermelon.

Right, of course.

I'll be careful.

I'll be fine.

It's a lot of responsibility to keep him safe.

Show me.

Go ahead.

Yeah, of course.

Is that too tight?

You can go tighter?

Didn't know I was into the kinky shit, huh?

I had my suspicions.

See you later.

Okay, you ready?

You wanna take pictures of me with my clothes on?

Yeah.

I think you look great.

I really wanna focus in on your face.

Fuck that.

Oh, oh, okay.

This is happening, okay.

You need help?

Thanks.

You sure?

Did you ask Jordan if he was sure?

Go ahead, shoot.

Why are your legs crossed like that?

When I was younger, I used to break bones

and have surgeries all the time.

So I would move my legs in these strange positions

in order to feel less pain.

And then they just sort of grew and stayed that way.

Hmm.

What about the rod?

I was sick of going to the hospital

and I didn't wanna worry my mom,

so I just didn't tell anybody.

The magic of long pants.

Do you have feeling in your legs?

Yes, I feel everywhere.

You can touch them if you want.

Do you feel bad for me?

Why would you ask that?

Most people do.

I would understand if you did.

Mm-mm.

No.

I'm just trying to understand your world.

And I'm just trying to understand yours.

Corny fucker.

Look to your left.

Are you up for something weird?

Always.

Can I bind you?

Hell, yeah!

So I have a surprise for you.

Oh, what's that?

I got you a press pass for all the shows on the tour.

You can come with me and Emmett in the van and...

get a bunch of behind-the-scenes shots and video.

That sounds amazing.

Uh, but I can't just drop everything and go on tour with you.

What would you be dropping? The gallery opening is done.

I have to work.

You wanna be a professional photographer, right?

When are you going to get this kind of access

to a rockstar like this?

Mm.

Do you think Carly would mind?

Carly?

I was talking about me.

Sorry.

♪ For a pioneer ♪

♪ And not just kids ♪

♪ To say the least ♪

♪ We got ideas ♪

♪ To watch that fear ♪

♪ Like capitalists ♪

♪ Like communists ♪

♪ Like lots of things ♪

♪ You heard about ♪

♪ And stupid stuff ♪

♪ It makes us shout ♪

♪ Oh, dance with me ♪

♪ Oh, don't be shy ♪

♪ Oh, kiss me, come ♪

♪ Oh, kiss me, come ♪

♪ Oh, kiss the world ♪

♪ Oh, kiss the sky ♪

♪ Oh, kiss my ass ♪

♪ Oh, let it rock ♪

♪ Maybe ♪

♪ Oh, baby ♪

What happened?

Carly Major is a fucking lunatic is what happens.

Where is she?

Hopefully, in hell.

Well, that sucks.

I guess we drive home.

No way.

We've gotta find Carly.

And how do we do that?

Well, we'll go look around for her.

Oh, we can go look around for her.

What are you, Carmen San Diego?

- Carmen San Diego doesn't look for people. - What?

The player tries to find Carmen San Diego,

not the other way round.

Did you just mansplain Carmen San Diego to me?

Her manager just texted me.

Show is canceled.

Carly's at the hotel.

Yeah, doing something fucking insane no doubt.

Let's go find out.

Come on, let's just, let's just go home.

Alright, it's over.

No, it's not over.

My one-third vote says we keep going.

We did drive all this way.

I hate democracy.

♪ Champagne, ladies, coming round ♪

♪ And the first one off this plane gets crowned ♪

And right before it lands, the dinosaur looks up

and asks, "Wait, is that a meteor or an asteroid?"

Ka-boom!

Hey, there he is.

Hey, what happened with the show?

Oh, I don't know, man.

Shit happens.

You want a beer?

Give him a beer.

Aleister, do you know the difference

between a meteor and an asteroid?

I don't.

I don't either.

Does anybody know?

I think it has something to do with the size.

Oh, the size. Really?

I was always told that size didn't matter.

Dude, I'm coming, I'm coming in.

That was so good.

You're great.

I love you, man.

You're doing really great.

Hey, hey, hey, whoa!

I did not give you my permission

to take my fucking picture, girly.

I'm sorry.

She's not taking your pictures.

She's taking my picture.

I didn't tell you?

I've got a personal photographer.

It's in my rider.

It's in your rider?

It's in his rider.

Dude, you are a fucking trip.

Oh.

Aleister, let's write a song together.

What, right now?

Yeah, right now is always the best time.

Ben, give him your guitar.

Play something sad.

Yeah.

♪ You learn to crawl ♪

♪ You learn to walk ♪

♪ You learn to scream ♪

♪ Before you talk ♪

♪ I don't blame you that you're angry ♪

♪ I don't blame you that you're angry ♪

♪ But I'm not afraid to love you ♪

♪ No, I'm not afraid to love you ♪

♪ I'm not afraid to love you ♪

♪ For a little while ♪

♪ Every night I see your fight ♪

♪ Raise your voice with your mind ♪

♪ I don't mind it that you're quiet ♪

♪ I don't mind it that you're quiet ♪

♪ But I'm not afraid to love you ♪

♪ No, I'm not afraid to love you ♪

♪ I'm not afraid to love you ♪

♪ For a little while ♪

It was amazing.

An entire song just poured right out of her.

That's good. Is she gonna pay you for it?

That's not what it was about.

You gotta get paid.

Don't be like those suckers from Motown

that died broke and penniless.

What are you doing today?

I'm going to a meeting and then going to work.

Oh, you got a job?

Yeah, I mean, I gotta do something

with your lazy ass out the house.

Where are you working?

Just doing some light reception work at a garage.

Not Terry's garage?

Lots of people work there.

Mom, what are you doing?

What, Aleister?

It's a job, I need the money.

This is always how it starts.

You don't know anything.

You think you know everything, but you know nothing.

Come on, Scarlett, please.

What is wrong with you?

Gimme 10 minutes of your time.

What is wrong with you?

- Mom, I've gotta go. - You ghosted me.

You're ghosting me, I know you are.

What you mean you gotta go?

Come on, just talk to me.

How did you even find me?

You're posting all over about your big rockstar tour,

but yet you blocked my phone number.

That's messed up, Scarlett.

- Well, I-- - Hey!

Hey, what's going on?

Stay outta this, man. It's got nothing to do with you.

This is my tour and Scarlett's with me,

so it's got everything to do with me.

Are you serious?

Just go home, Jordan.

Yeah, go home, Jordan.

I'm not going anywhere until I get an explanation outta you.

Just wait.

You kidding me?

- In my face? - That's right.

I'll fuck up your pretty face anytime I fucking want.

What's up?

This fucking stalker just followed Scarlett here.

- Dude, what the fuck? - I'm not a--

- Just, just... - I don't care.

Get the fuck outta here.

You wanna do this?

We can do it.

My face better not be messed up, Scarlett.

You're messed up.

Okay.

What?

You're messed up.

I'm not that good at tough guy talk.

No, that was really good.

- What was I supposed to say? - Literally anything.

Anything would've been cooler than that.

My face better not be messed up, Scarlett.

♪ I heard a rumor ♪

♪ I heard a rumor ♪

♪ Chained to the nostalgic place ♪

♪ Graffiti on the wall ♪

♪ I heard a rumor ♪

♪ I heard a rumor ♪

♪ [Indistinct] takes you ♪

♪ [Indistinct] takes you ♪

♪ Those who hate you ♪

♪ So I heard a rumor ♪

♪ I heard a rumor ♪

♪ I heard a rumor ♪

♪ I heard a rumor ♪

Carly Major, it is so great to have you here.

But I bet you're not used to playing this early?

Yeah, I am not usually awake this early.

Well, we're really happy to have you

and I see you have a new band member.

Yeah, this is Aleister.

He's my latest discovery.

I picked him up somewhere along the way.

So, Aleister, what's it like touring with Carly Major?

It's been a dream come true, but I do have weird dreams.

How about another song?

Yeah, yeah, let's do it.

This is a love song.

Aleister, have you ever been in love?

Probably.

Probably, what do you mean probably?

I mean, I think so.

Maybe.

Oh, what's happening?

Aleister's putting out a vibe, everybody.

I think I may be in love right now.

Oh, what a declaration.

Aleister is in love with Scarlett Knight, everybody.

Hey man, does she love you back?

I don't know, you'd have to-- I-I-I--

She wouldn't go out with me the last time I asked her, so...

Hey, Scarlett, why won't you go out with Aleister?

I'm in love with you, Carly.

Hey, who can blame you?

Sorry, dude, I tried.

This next song is dedicated

to Aleister's broken little heart.

Mm.

♪ What you say is what we are ♪

♪ What I know won't get me far ♪

♪ Cone of silence ♪

♪ Cone of silence ♪

♪ Send away ♪

Where'd she go?

Where'd who go?

Come on, man.

No, forget about it, dude.

What do you mean forget about it?

I mean, what you did, it wasn't cool.

Thanks for your opinion.

Where is she?

She was pretty pissed.

Where is she, Emmett?

I said I wouldn't tell.

- You said you wouldn't tell? - I promised.

What the fuck, man?

Whose side are you on anyway?

- I'm a neutral party, all right. - No, you're not.

You're my friend and you're my band mate.

I've covered for your ass more times

than I can fucking count.

Fucking tell me where she is.

♪ Cone of silence ♪

What are you doing out here?

Waiting for my ride to the hotel

and the bus station, then home.

I'm sorry, I thought you would like it.

You thought I would like being humiliated

on national public radio?

It was a grand gesture.

It was supposed to be romantic.

You know what's romantic?

Listening to me when I tell you what I want.

I listen.

What did I say when you asked me out?

That was before the tour.

And Carly Major, all this.

So what, you think you've earned me?

- No. - You've won me like some princess

- at the end of a video game? - No, I'm not like that.

You are exactly like that, Aleister.

You're no different than the rest.

You're, you're no different than Jordan.

I'm totally different.

How, how are you different?

Look at me.

Look at what?

Obviously, I'm no threat to you.

But you are, though. You are a threat.

- How? - You followed me

when I didn't want you to, didn't you?

- I was just trying to explain. - So was Jordan.

He was just trying to explain.

Did it ever occur to you that maybe I don't want your explanations?

I'm not some abusive asshole.

I can't hurt you.

I'm disabled.

I'm gonna wait inside.

Scarlett, come on, no.

Come back, I'm sorry.

Fucking stairs!

♪ Cone of silence ♪

♪ Cone of silence ♪

♪ Cone of silence ♪

Think it'd be weird if I took a shit while driving?

All right, new business idea, ready?

Pooper, it's like Uber, but your driver's pooping

the entire time, all right.

We put like a hole in the seat

and you can poop.

As the passenger, you'd be [indistinct] to poop.

But rest assured, your driver is pooping.

- When's it gonna work out for me? - What do you mean?

If I can't get a girl to look at me now,

I mean, I'm--I'm an actual rock star,

when's it gonna happen?

Girls like you.

Not in that way.

You don't know that.

I am no one's sexual fantasy.

I don't know, I had a sexy dream about you once.

You did?

You flew in on a Pegasus.

The wind flowing through your locks,

your clown nose shining in the moon.

I was wearing a clown nose?

It was a sex dream, of course, you're wearing a clown nose.

Hey, oh, don't judge me.

You should be flattered.

Oh, I'm flattered.

Little disturbed, a little aroused.

Glorious, beautiful beast.

♪ This might be your only chance ♪

♪ To prove it on your ♪

♪ If you stay ♪

♪ I'll feel a certain guilt ♪

♪ Did I hold you, did I hold you back ♪

I don't know, man.

We could probably unload, but there's no way we can park here.

What's up?

My mother didn't answer.

So?

She always answers the phone.

Maybe she's taking a shower?

She brings the phone into the bathroom

when she showers.

Maybe she's stuck in quicksand?

Her phone is quicksand proof.

Maybe she's flying through the air with the greatest of ease?

- On a flying trapeze? - Precisely.

No, she has a wireless headset for that.

Hmm.

Probably just sucking cock then.

Yeah, that lines up.

No, it's her answering machine that gives it away.

Hi, this is Bonnie. I can't come to the phone right now,

but if you gulk, gulk, gulk, gulk, gulk, gulk.

What, hmm?

Oh, nah. Just...

you look a little... peaked.

Peaked?

Nah, under the weather.

Do you need to fill in on drums tonight?

I'm happy to do it.

- Hey. - Hey.

Hey, there he is.

Yeah, they wanted to meet you.

Hi, I'm Sara.

I'm Gianna, we're all friends of Carly's.

We saw your video and what you do is amazing.

Cool.

Thank you.

This is my drummer, Emmett.

Hi, I'm Emmett.

So what time does the show start?

I think we're on

in like 10 minutes.

You fucking serious?

You serious?

You call me right fucking now?

Are you serious?

Yeah, what you gotta say?

Are you hanging out after the show?

Yeah, I'm not going anywhere.

You wanna smoke?

Heck, yeah, rockstar lifestyle.

Awesome.

♪ No one knows I'm a voodoo star ♪

♪ No one knows I'm a voodoo star ♪

♪ No one knows I can take your life away ♪

♪ No one knows I believe in you ♪

♪ No one knows you believe in me ♪

♪ To find our secret rendezvous in this way ♪

♪ Soon, they're gonna realize ♪

♪ Very soon, they're gonna realize ♪

♪ Shove a needle into my eye ♪

♪ It blinds you, blinds you, blinds you, blinds you ♪

♪ They all ask me who are you ♪

♪ They all ask me what you do ♪

♪ Smoke and mirror deja vu today ♪

♪ Soon, they're gonna realize ♪

♪ Very soon, they're gonna realize ♪

♪ Shove a needle into my eye ♪

♪ It blinds you, blinds you, blinds you, blinds you ♪

♪ Soon, they're gonna realize ♪

♪ Very soon, they're gonna realize ♪

♪ Shove a needle into my eye ♪

♪ It blinds you, blinds you, blinds you, blinds you ♪

♪ Blinds you, blinds you, blinds you, blinds you ♪

That's Aleister and his buddy.

Emmett from Tallywacker!

Okay, get the fuck off stage, Emmett.

Right.

All right, well, this next one is called Cone of Silence.

Emmett, can you help me with this?

Sorry, I thought you were Emmett.

Holy shit.

Sorry, I'm so sweaty.

You're perfect.

You're an angel.

Oh.

Holy shit.

What are you doing?

We're, we're band mates.

We share everything.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Stop. - We were partying.

Wait.

She's my ride.

- Are you fucking kidding me? - What?

I thought it would be a good bonding experience for the band.

They're not here for the band.

They're here for me.

Okay, but doesn't that strike you as a little weird?

What do you mean?

Two hot women show up looking to fuck you.

Don't you think it's kind of a fetish thing for them?

What?

I mean, no offense, but...

did you stop to think why they wanted to fuck you?

I don't care why.

I just don't wanna see you get exploited.

Let them exploit me.

Please, exploit me.

Really?

You don't think that's a little shallow?

I mean, you're better than that, man.

Fuck you!

You're not in the band.

You're here to help me.

You're the fucking help.

Yes, sir.

Let me get your gear for you, sir.

Right quick, sir.

Get back here, fucker!

Hey!

Get back here, I'm not done yelling at you.

Just doing my job, sir.

No, don't take the stairs.

Fucking stairs!

Hey.

All set and ready to go, sir.

At your convenience, of course.

You don't get to be mad at me.

You just ruined my threesome.

I'm not mad, sir.

I await your instructions.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

- Fuck you. - Fuck you.

We're supposed to be a band.

We're supposed to be doing all this shit

together as a band.

We are doing it together.

No, you're doing it.

I'm, I'm your fucking roadie, man.

Do you know how hard I've worked for Tallywacker

for the last 15 years?

Do, why do I even bother?

You just walk in and get all this shit handed to you.

You think that I just get shit handed to me?

Do you think you're the best available guitarist to fill in for Carly?

Do we think that's why you got the gig?

I don't care why.

Right, you don't care.

Because I'm the only one who cares. You see, I'm...

I'm the only one in there who doesn't see you as a sideshow, man.

Do you have any idea how much harder things

are for me than you?

You know, you know, from my end,

things actually don't seem that hard for you.

See, I'm the one who drives.

I'm the one who carries your shit.

And I'm the one who everyone ignores.

And then when you roll up, everyone's all over you

like you're David fucking Bowie.

You're jealous of me.

You know what, just forget it.

Carry your own shit.

I'm sick of carrying it.

Fine, I will.

Good.

Have a good tour, rockstar.

I will, you fucking prick.

Fucking.

Shit.

Fuck!

Oh, hey.

Hey, man, I thought you left.

Nope, still here.

I need a ride to the hotel, actually.

Is there room in the bus?

Oh, Travis is back.

So we don't need you anymore.

What do you mean?

Travis is gonna finish the tour.

Thanks for filling in though, man.

You were awesome.

So you're just firing me?

I'm not firing you, man.

I never hired you.

You were a fill in.

You can't just do that.

- I can't? - Oh boy, here we go.

You can't just throw me aside because I'm disabled.

I have rights.

I brought you on tour.

I tried to get you laid.

What did you do?

You fell over drunk

and then you brought your friend on stage.

I wasn't drunk.

You completely ruined the show tonight.

Do you have any idea how unprofessional that is?

Carly Major is lecturing me about professionalism?

Are you kidding me?

Huh, are you kidding me? Huh?

- Hey. Okay, babe. Cool down, babe. - No, no, no, fuck this.

Fuck you, you ungrateful little prick!

- It's- - No!

Well, he's just officially been fired by Carly Major.

Welcome to the club.

What am I supposed to do?

I don't know, go home?

How am I supposed to get home?

Uber?

It doesn't work that way.

I don't get to just do things like you do.

Things are harder for me.

I'm sorry, man.

Hey buddy.

What? Why are you answering my mother's phone?

I was actually just about to bring it to her.

Yeah, they wouldn't let her have it for the first 24 hours.

- Who wouldn't let her have it? - The staff.

The staff where? What the fuck are you talking about?

Nobody called you? Your mom went in-patient.

In-patient for what?

Actually, it's not a huge deal, man.

You know, they overreacted.

- What happened? - Well, they sectioned her, you know?

But they can only hold her for three days.

So she'll be out first thing in the morning.

Nobody called you?

Who would call me? There's no one.

Okay, yeah, yeah. Um, where are you?

Put your chair in the back here.

I don't really know why I still have this.

This is Janie's when she was little.

Who's Janie?

What do you mean?

Janie's your little sister.

Come on, man, you know, you know who Janie is?

She lives with her mom in Texas now,

and she's gotta be eight or nine.

You don't even know how old she is?

Pretty sure she's nine.

Cute as hell, though.

I mean, just...

Nobody told you about her?

So what do I gotta do, man? Do I gotta...

lift you up in there, or...

I got it.

Okay, yeah.

- I don't need your help. - All right.

Okay.

So you were playing out with your band?

That's pretty cool.

What happened to my mom?

It's not a huge deal, man.

Like I said, they overreacted, so.

Did she relapse?

Yeah, listen man, that addiction thing,

it's a tough Mickey Fickey, man.

I mean, you, it's genuinely a disease of the body,

the mind, and the spirit.

You know, you can have all this time cleaning

and you know, suddenly it's just like, boom.

It's funny, she only seems to go boom when you're around.

Oh, your mom, she's, you know, she's an adult.

She makes, she makes her own decisions.

So you're saying it's just a coincidence

that she's always sober without you?

It's a complicated thing.

So you weren't with her when she relapsed?

What a fucking surprise.

Look, man, I-I get it. You--

You know, you blame me for everything.

But your mom and I, we were--

We were so young when we had you.

No, don't.

Okay.

Well, you like music, right?

Let's listen to some music.

♪ I wanna know what it's like on the inside of love ♪

♪ I'm standing at the gates ♪

♪ I see the beauty of love ♪

♪ Only when we get to see ♪

♪ The aerial view ♪

I already know what you're gonna say, Aleister.

I just messed up on my medication, that's it.

Hey guys, I'm gonna make some coffee for everybody.

You were just leaving.

Aleister, come on.

No, he's leaving.

You're fucking leaving, Terry.

I get why you're mad at me, buddy.

I get it, but we're family.

Stop talking.

Get out of here and never come back.

I swear to God, if you step foot in here again,

I will kick your ass!

Aleister, stop.

I'll see you later, Bonnie.

No, you won't see her later.

It's just an expression, man.

It wasn't his fault.

No, it's never his fault.

Aleister, I just messed up my medication, that's it.

I go away for one week and you mess up your medication?

Well, maybe you shouldn't have left.

You know what...

♪ Standing at the gates ♪

♪ I see you ♪

You want some coffee?

Do you, Mom, do you want some coffee?

Yeah, sure.

♪ I want to know what it's like on the inside of love ♪

♪ Of course, I'll be all right ♪

♪ I just had a bad night ♪

♪ I had a bad night ♪

All right, here you go.

You promise me you're going to the meeting today?

Yeah, I'm going, I wanna go.

I'll go with you if you want.

Don't be stupid, it's right around the corner.

- It'll be fine. Go, go do your thing. - Okay, okay.

All right.

Good luck.

♪ Aleister is a dick ♪

♪ Aleister is a dick ♪

♪ Everybody knows it's true ♪

♪ That Aleister's a dick ♪

♪ Aleister's a terrible friend ♪

♪ Aleister's a terrible band mate ♪

You've gotta go.

I'm just expressing myself.

Express it somewhere else.

Does everybody hear this?

He's kicking the disabled person off the property.

Everyone here knows you and they all agree

you're a dick.

Emmett.

Can you at least give me a ride home?

I can't, I gotta work a double.

Do you have dreams about having hair?

- I do. - I know bald guys always say

they have dreams about having huge hair.

Hey dude, what's up?

Hey, guys, hi, Frank.

Is my mother in the meeting?

Come on, man you know I can't tell you

who's in the meeting.

Frank, you know me, man.

Aleister, it's anonymous.

That's what the second A stands for.

So she's not here?

- All right. - Yeah.

- Thanks. - See you later, dude.

Hey.

Come on, Ma.

What?

You don't think I know what you're doing?

What am I doing?

You're supposed to be at a meeting.

- Yeah, I went to meeting. - No, you didn't.

I went over there.

I left early.

Why are you lying to me?

You never lied to me.

So what, you checking up on me in meetings now?

Show me.

Show you what?

Show me, Ma.

Look, it's not a big deal.

You just got out of treatment two days ago.

Yeah, that was for pills, this is booze.

I've never had a problem with booze.

I can drink socially.

So you're drinking socially by yourself

at 10 in the morning?

Gimme the bottle, Ma.

- Gimme the bottom, Ma. - No, not funny.

Just give it to me.

You know what, if I wanna have a drink, I'll drink.

I've given my whole life up for you, you mother fucker.

So if I wanna have a drink, I'll-

Give it to me.

Aleister!

Aleister, stop.

Stop!

Ow!

- Fuck. - Oh my god.

Aleister, Aleister, are you okay?

- Oh my god. - Oh.

Oh.

- Sorry. - Goddammit.

- Sorry, sorry. - Fuck!

Sorry, hold on, hold on!

Ow.

It's okay, it's okay.

I'm so sorry, sorry.

Hey.

How bad is it?

Oh, oh, okay, I'll be right there.

Hey.

Hey, thanks for coming.

Is he okay?

He's got a broken leg,

but they don't have to do surgery this time, so.

- That's good. - Yeah.

- Where is he? - He's in the living room.

Are you coming?

No, no, he doesn't wanna see me.

I'm sure he does.

Trust me.

Okay, I'll see you later.

Hey Em, could you maybe stay with him for a while?

Sure.

How long you thinking?

28 days.

Yeah, of course.

I just, I need to figure some shit out, you know?

Just take care of him, okay?

Okay.

Thanks.

See you later.

See you.

Hey.

They make casts that little, huh?

Well, children break bones.

Right.

Children, forgot about children.

So how, how long before you can play again?

I can play now.

My cast doesn't really affect my lifestyle all that much.

That makes sense.

Well, we got an offer to play at Tent Ford next Tuesday.

We should probably say no.

We should say yes.

I just don't think we'll be ready.

We'll be ready.

We should play Necrocomicolingus.

But that song isn't done yet.

Well then get off your lazy ass and finish it.

- You're lazy. - You're lazy.

How am I the lazy one? Look at you.

You're sitting literally all the time.

We should open with the one about your dad.

That's a downer, dude. You don't open with a downer.

It's emotional, it grabs them right away.

Can I sign your cast?

No, you can't sign my cast.

- Please, dude, it is so white. - Absolutely not.

Can I write the set list on it at least?

That way the paper can't blow away.

- Absolutely not. - This thing's way too white.

- Can I draw a picture? - No.

- Look at it, it's-- - Don't even think about it.

- Please. - No.

- Please. - No.

- Please. - No.

- Please. - No! No. No.

♪ Necrocomicolingus ♪

♪ Necrocomicolingus ♪

♪ Necrocomicolingus ♪

♪ Every time I'm on my knees ♪

♪ I got you begging me for sex, sex, sex ♪

♪ Sex, sex, sex ♪

♪ Sex, sex, sex ♪

It's been a weird couple of weeks.

But I gotta say, I'm really glad

to be back here playing music with my buddy, Emmett.

Emmett Carmody on drums, everybody.

I wanna dedicate this next song to your bartender, Scarlett.

I've got something to say and...

it's something that needs to be expressed through song.

♪ Aleister is a dick ♪

♪ Aleister is a dick ♪

♪ Everybody knows it's true ♪

♪ That Aleister's a dick ♪

♪ I was an entitled dick ♪

♪ A toxic masculinity dick ♪

♪ Didn't show you the respect ♪

♪ Because I am a dick ♪

♪ Aleister is a dick ♪

♪ Aleister is a dick ♪

♪ Everybody knows it's true ♪

♪ That Aleister's a dick ♪

♪ Aleister is a dick ♪

♪ Aleister is a dick ♪

♪ Everybody knows its true ♪

♪ That Aleister's a dick ♪

♪ That Aleister's a dick ♪

♪ That Aleister's a dick ♪

♪ Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ You don't know the story ♪

♪ Of the famous man who murdered ♪

♪ 1,500 dragons ♪

♪ They were going to eat a million sleeping babies ♪

♪ Saved the day again ♪

♪ We saved the day again ♪

♪ 'Cause we're Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ We're the Tallywacker ♪

♪ Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ We're the Tallywacker ♪

♪ Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ We're the Tallywacker ♪

♪ Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ We're the Tallywacker ♪

♪ You don't have to worry ♪

♪ About giant space lizards ♪

♪ 'Cause our Music superpowers ♪

♪ Are sending out laser beams That will obliterate them ♪

♪ Unless they would rather be Our friend ♪

♪ Maybe they would rather be Our friends ♪

♪ Can you blame them ♪

♪ They wanted to attack us ♪

♪ But now we are all chilling ♪

♪ 'Cause we're Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ We're the Tallywacker ♪

♪ Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ We're the Tallywacker ♪

♪ Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ We're the Tallywacker ♪

♪ Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ We're the Tallywacker ♪

♪ Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ We're the Tallywacker ♪

♪ Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ We're the Tallywacker ♪

♪ Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪

♪ We're the Tallywacker ♪

♪ Tallywacker, Tallywacker ♪