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You're really bringing this up now.

Well, I thought, you know, it's been a while.

Not long enough.

Oh, it's really not that bad.

Look, I cannot stand to be around that fucking spiteful, backstabbing little

bitch. Jeez, you're talking about your sister.

Oh, I momentarily forgot that she was my sister.

Look,

you really don't know her like I do, okay? I grew up with her.

She's a fucking maniac.

Come on, she's really not that bad.

Dad, he's always doting on her. He's like, oh, my little darling, my little

fucking angel.

Geez, jealous much?

Maybe. Little daddy issues?

Fuck you.

All I'm saying is, look, you need to put this whole family issue behind you.

It's ridiculous.

No.

I'd rather take my cell phone.

Mm-hmm.

Break it in half.

Yeah.

Dab out my eyeballs with the pieces.

I can't spend any more time with those people.

Look, I already told them you're coming. What? And that's final. Yeah, that's it.

Fucking traitor.

Just be easy with the cell phone, okay?

All right.

You owe me, though.

I know.

Don't worry, everything's going to be fine.

Why is eating spinach and having anal sex the same thing?

Honey.

I'm interested.

Come on. It's fine.

I can tell the kids.

They're old enough.

We're not old enough for this. You're totally old enough. I'm old enough.

I forgot the joke. What was I saying?

Spinach and anal sex.

Oh, God, now I can't remember.

Is that the door?

Are you expecting someone?

No. Who else is coming over?

No one.

Carolers? Christmas carolers.

Ew. Well, if a caroler went on three.

Ivy,

it's so good of you to make it.

Yeah, family and...

Well, your sister Dixie's inside.

Hey. I see you brought the bouillon, I asked for. Yes.

Hey,

Ivy's here.

Wait, did he just say Ivy?

No. Yeah. No, it's not.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Dixie, yay.

Oh, my God, my big sister.

Yeah, look who decided to grace us with their presents. Ivy!

So good to see you!

Is that the sweater you borrowed last year and said you lost?

I didn't know you were coming home for the holidays.

No!

I found it.

Girls, girls, there'll be time for this later, okay?

Ivy! Hi, Mom.

It's so good to see you.

It's good to see you too, Mom. You look so good.

Hi.

That's my boyfriend. It's so nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Miss Abby, right? Yes. Come on in. Come on in. Come on in. Come on. You remember

Dante, right, Ivy?

Yeah. Of course I do.

What do you say we, uh, go sit in your bedroom and do a little studying, huh?

I can't.

I've got way too much of work.

Come on. You've got way more work to do.

No, no, no. Come on. We should wait. We should just wait for the right moment.

Come on.

Come on.

I want to go do my homework.

Oh, hey. Thank you. Hey.

Do you think that you could help me out with some gold? My big sis is always too

busy to look after you.

Well, yeah. What are you thinking?

Come on.

Come

on.

So much gold.

Thank you so much.

I think we should take it off.

Hmm.

oh my god

Can you see your eyes?

oh my god oh my god oh

my god

Oh God.

Oh, God.

I can't believe it.

Thank you.

I need your big help.