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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,459 --> 00:00:05,780 She's not at home. She's not in her office. 2 00:00:06,020 --> 00:00:08,420 You don't suppose that baby's being born a week early. 3 00:00:08,900 --> 00:00:09,900 Hi, guys. 4 00:00:10,380 --> 00:00:11,380 Be ready in a minute. 5 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,760 Hey, Sullivan, where the heck have you been? 6 00:00:14,580 --> 00:00:17,820 We haven't heard from you in over three hours. Yeah, do you have any idea what 7 00:00:17,820 --> 00:00:18,980 can happen in that time? 8 00:00:19,540 --> 00:00:23,440 Well, you can play Neil Diamond's Cracklin' Rosie approximately 67 times. 9 00:00:25,180 --> 00:00:27,360 She could have gone into labor and had the baby. 10 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:30,000 I don't think the two are mutually exclusive. 11 00:00:32,110 --> 00:00:33,950 I appreciate your concern, but I'm perfectly fine. 12 00:00:34,290 --> 00:00:36,350 Are you sure it's a good idea for you to be here working? 13 00:00:37,010 --> 00:00:39,310 Harry, all I have to do is stand up there and present my client's defense. 14 00:00:40,150 --> 00:00:43,630 Right. In primitive cultures, women would work in the fields all day, and 15 00:00:43,630 --> 00:00:45,890 then when the time came, they'd just take a five and squat. 16 00:00:49,470 --> 00:00:52,250 Do me a favor. Don't squat behind my table, okay? 17 00:00:54,230 --> 00:00:57,270 All right, Miss Sullivan. If you're not worried, we're not. We won't offer any 18 00:00:57,270 --> 00:00:59,290 more help unless you ask for it. Thank you, sir. 19 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:01,620 Let's get that first case fired up, huh, Max? 20 00:01:41,970 --> 00:01:42,970 funeral. 21 00:01:43,710 --> 00:01:47,710 It was just a way to get you to the hospital quickly. A simple, rational 22 00:01:47,710 --> 00:01:48,710 plan. 23 00:01:52,590 --> 00:01:55,750 Chopper 1 to Stone. Chopper 1 to Stone. We're ready. Over. 24 00:01:58,150 --> 00:01:59,370 Stone to Chopper 1. 25 00:02:00,330 --> 00:02:01,330 False alarm. 26 00:02:46,990 --> 00:02:49,910 Your Honor, while there is no excuse for violence, my client does feel justified 27 00:02:49,910 --> 00:02:52,770 in trashing the drugstore because they sold him a defective tanning lotion. 28 00:02:56,810 --> 00:03:00,850 Well, since you have agreed to pay damages, we'll dismiss the charges. And 29 00:03:00,850 --> 00:03:01,850 that's recess. 30 00:03:02,730 --> 00:03:03,950 Look on the bright side. 31 00:03:04,430 --> 00:03:06,570 You can always get work as a traffic cone. 32 00:03:20,110 --> 00:03:21,570 I was practicing for my art class. 33 00:03:21,810 --> 00:03:22,810 What do you think? 34 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:25,950 Nice. Very nice. 35 00:03:26,490 --> 00:03:27,490 Yes. 36 00:03:27,870 --> 00:03:28,870 What is it? 37 00:03:29,270 --> 00:03:31,690 Don't tell me you don't recognize the back of your own head. 38 00:03:33,950 --> 00:03:35,270 Oh, of course. 39 00:03:35,650 --> 00:03:37,230 Wow, that's terrific. 40 00:03:38,230 --> 00:03:41,010 Well, go on. Don't let me keep you from your work. 41 00:03:41,670 --> 00:03:44,850 Yeah, yeah, buddy. I do have some cases I have to review before lunch. Bye-bye. 42 00:03:44,990 --> 00:03:45,990 We'll catch you later. 43 00:03:46,110 --> 00:03:47,110 Okey-doke. 44 00:03:47,550 --> 00:03:48,550 Hi, buddy. 45 00:03:49,290 --> 00:03:53,190 Is it my imagination or is Christine developing a beer gut? 46 00:03:55,770 --> 00:03:57,510 I hope not. She's pregnant. 47 00:03:58,190 --> 00:03:59,190 Really? 48 00:03:59,730 --> 00:04:00,990 How did that happen? 49 00:04:05,770 --> 00:04:11,310 Well, you know how a bee carries pollen on its legs to fertilize a flower? 50 00:04:11,910 --> 00:04:14,370 That's kind of what Christine and her husband Tony did. 51 00:04:15,670 --> 00:04:18,170 That sounds complicated. Why didn't they just have sex? 52 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:25,060 Tony flew down to South America. 53 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:28,140 He doesn't even know Christine's pregnant. 54 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:32,800 I'm still trying to figure out how he got the pollen to stick to his legs. 55 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:39,060 Come on, Christine, admit it. Bet you right now you wish you were having this 56 00:04:39,060 --> 00:04:40,140 kid the old-fashioned way. 57 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:42,560 Out cold in the stirrups. 58 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:52,420 throughout the whole thing. In fact, I finally picked my birthing music. 59 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:54,560 It's called Songs of the Humpback Whale. 60 00:04:58,280 --> 00:04:59,280 Wool, 61 00:05:04,580 --> 00:05:05,580 are you all right? 62 00:05:06,460 --> 00:05:07,460 Wool? 63 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:10,440 Remind me I have to call Mom. 64 00:05:13,860 --> 00:05:16,390 Well, Christine, it sounds like you weren't prepared. Nothing like a little 65 00:05:16,390 --> 00:05:19,270 whale music to take your mind off the fact that you're passing a bowling ball. 66 00:05:20,750 --> 00:05:23,610 Well, then, I don't know what to say besides I am not afraid of a little 67 00:05:23,610 --> 00:05:25,690 pain. Well, whatever you say, Christine. 68 00:05:27,690 --> 00:05:28,690 Ah, 69 00:05:31,530 --> 00:05:32,950 the love theme from Psycho. 70 00:05:35,670 --> 00:05:36,670 No. 71 00:05:36,830 --> 00:05:41,070 It's just all of a sudden my stomach felt like it was being gripped in a 72 00:05:41,070 --> 00:05:42,070 vice. 73 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:59,370 The toughest part of having a baby is the waiting. 74 00:05:59,910 --> 00:06:03,410 But sooner or later, the nurse comes out and you light up cigars. 75 00:06:06,770 --> 00:06:10,190 Buddy, could you walk me to the elevator? I think I'm a little further 76 00:06:10,190 --> 00:06:11,189 along than I thought. 77 00:06:11,190 --> 00:06:12,350 How can you be so sure? 78 00:06:29,290 --> 00:06:30,990 Christine's having her baby. She had a contraction. 79 00:06:31,210 --> 00:06:32,230 We gotta go right now. 80 00:06:32,450 --> 00:06:35,250 Well, just settle down, Mac. There's nothing to get excited about. 81 00:06:35,650 --> 00:06:36,650 Yeah, you're right. 82 00:06:37,690 --> 00:06:40,990 You're right. We've practiced many times. Let's just go get her. 83 00:06:41,410 --> 00:06:42,670 She's waiting in the cafeteria. 84 00:06:43,230 --> 00:06:44,230 The cafeteria? 85 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:04,200 If you don't mind, I'd rather not talk to strangers in elevators, okay? 86 00:07:10,260 --> 00:07:14,080 Looks like we hit some turbulence. 87 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:19,620 Turbulence? What are you talking about? She hit the stop button. 88 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:21,820 Well, I'll just have to pull it out. 89 00:08:03,370 --> 00:08:05,130 I should have mailed in my parking ticket. 90 00:08:05,390 --> 00:08:08,230 But no, Mother insisted that I come down and pay it in person. 91 00:08:09,230 --> 00:08:10,550 God, I hate her sometimes. 92 00:08:12,370 --> 00:08:15,410 Clear the way, folks. Clear the way. This is an emergency. 93 00:08:16,950 --> 00:08:19,950 You'll have to wait. There's some pregnant woman stuck in the elevator. 94 00:08:20,830 --> 00:08:22,770 That means Christina had to take the stairs. 95 00:08:24,870 --> 00:08:27,870 That head of yours is filled with that little styrofoam popcorn, isn't it? 96 00:08:39,270 --> 00:08:40,390 These twigs are going to be much. 97 00:09:56,010 --> 00:09:57,630 tell me if she uses any four-letter words. 98 00:10:00,890 --> 00:10:06,190 I just want you to know, lady, that I think it's extremely rude to have a baby 99 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:07,190 in a public place. 100 00:10:08,690 --> 00:10:09,690 Fine. 101 00:10:09,850 --> 00:10:11,410 Next time I'll have it at your mother's. 102 00:10:28,970 --> 00:10:31,750 appreciated. I mean, people are just used to stepping in the elevator, 103 00:10:31,890 --> 00:10:33,410 pushing a button. Shut up! 104 00:10:35,690 --> 00:10:38,830 There's a woman stuck in that elevator and she's having a baby. 105 00:10:39,070 --> 00:10:40,070 Ah, well. 106 00:10:40,210 --> 00:10:41,210 Let's see what we got. 107 00:10:42,210 --> 00:10:43,210 Uh-huh. 108 00:10:43,370 --> 00:10:44,410 Uh-huh. 109 00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:45,710 Yeah. 110 00:10:45,970 --> 00:10:48,350 Uh-huh. Yeah. Just as I suspected. 111 00:10:48,570 --> 00:10:49,890 What is it? It's stuck. 112 00:10:51,810 --> 00:10:54,730 Think you could elaborate on that a little? That's a jump to guide rails. 113 00:10:54,790 --> 00:10:55,790 It's going to take at least half an hour. 114 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:01,100 in through the trap door. But could that cause the elevator to fall? 115 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:02,920 Like a rock. 116 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:04,440 Oh, but don't worry. 117 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:06,920 Elevator like that could fall 18 stories and not have a scratch. 118 00:11:07,220 --> 00:11:08,620 But what about the people inside? 119 00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:11,020 You hose it out, it's good as new. 120 00:11:29,610 --> 00:11:30,610 It's the showtime, sir. 121 00:11:33,190 --> 00:11:35,090 Is there room for a person to lie down in there? 122 00:11:35,470 --> 00:11:37,770 Full-grown man, two women, and a midget with a camera. 123 00:12:18,380 --> 00:12:19,079 so far. 124 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,300 I got married in an Italian restaurant. 125 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:22,700 My husband's gone. 126 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,800 Now I'm having a baby in an elevator. 127 00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:28,520 Well, that's not so unusual. 128 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:31,119 It's not? 129 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,120 No. 130 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:36,840 Of course, you're talking to a guy who once rode across France on a stationary 131 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:37,840 bicycle. 132 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:42,760 But I'm feeling much better now. 133 00:12:56,430 --> 00:12:59,070 I just didn't want Sullivan to see me until I had a chance to talk to one of 134 00:12:59,070 --> 00:12:59,669 you guys. 135 00:12:59,670 --> 00:13:02,690 But I thought you were in... South America I was, but we busted the guy we 136 00:13:02,690 --> 00:13:03,249 were after. 137 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,530 What'd you do, hide behind a desk and give him a heart attack? 138 00:13:07,610 --> 00:13:08,850 I'll tell you about that later. 139 00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:10,650 How's Sullivan? 140 00:13:10,950 --> 00:13:11,950 Sullivan? 141 00:13:12,090 --> 00:13:14,770 Oh, she's busy. Very busy. 142 00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:18,270 You know, I hope she's not too busy for me. 143 00:13:18,810 --> 00:13:21,010 You know, I've been doing a lot of thinking during the ten months I've been 144 00:13:21,010 --> 00:13:22,090 gone. Nine months. 145 00:13:22,810 --> 00:13:25,350 Nine months? You sure? Oh, very sure. 146 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:31,200 up pushing her to get married the way I did, you know? I'm not surprised she had 147 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,180 second thoughts about me and my job and everything. 148 00:13:33,820 --> 00:13:35,180 Well, I'm sure it was tough. 149 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:36,560 See ya. 150 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:37,820 Wait, Matt, you gotta help me. 151 00:13:38,260 --> 00:13:41,060 Look, I know Sullivan didn't file the marriage license. 152 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:43,780 Is she dating anybody? 153 00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:47,060 No, I don't think she'd feel dating would be appropriate. 154 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:50,880 Wait, so you think there's a chance she still loves me? 155 00:13:51,820 --> 00:13:53,600 Why don't you ask her yourself? Come on. 156 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,240 Hey, Matt. Yeah? 157 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:57,160 Think she'll be surprised? 158 00:13:58,469 --> 00:13:59,610 Not as much as you'll be. 159 00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:49,620 I'm Dr. Zimmerman. 160 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:50,920 How are you feeling? 161 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:52,520 I'm in a lot of pain. 162 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,180 Well, that's certainly understandable. 163 00:14:56,240 --> 00:15:02,020 However, I also hear a lot of anger and resentment in your voice. 164 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:05,360 What? 165 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:09,560 Christine, did you ever see your father naked? 166 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:18,630 What the hell kind of doctor are you? I have a Ph.D. in psychology. from Tufts. 167 00:15:19,090 --> 00:15:23,570 Oh, thank God, Doctor, you're here. I think I'm having an anxiety attack. And 168 00:15:23,570 --> 00:15:25,030 I did see my parents naked. 169 00:15:27,610 --> 00:15:30,690 Well... Get him out of here and find some paramedics. 170 00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:34,490 I see we've got some power issues that we need to work out here. 171 00:17:07,589 --> 00:17:11,569 and everything, but when I was down in Columbia, I realized my job was nothing 172 00:17:11,569 --> 00:17:13,550 if it meant I had to be without you. 173 00:17:14,710 --> 00:17:19,109 Really? If you'll take me back, I'll hang up my badge. What do you say? 174 00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:25,270 You know her better than I do. Is that a yes? 175 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,299 got together once. 176 00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:52,300 We know. 177 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,320 Can you believe this? 178 00:17:57,340 --> 00:17:58,520 She's having my baby. 179 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,060 She's having my baby. 180 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:03,440 In an elevator. 181 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,360 I'm going down. No, Tony, you can't do that. The elevator jumped the guide 182 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:08,480 rails. I need to change your way. 183 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,320 They're both fine. 184 00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:26,180 You saw my baby. 185 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:27,680 Cute as a button. 186 00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:30,000 Looks like Lee Iacocca. 187 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:32,560 You mean it's a boy? 188 00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:33,880 You better hope it is. 189 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:35,680 It's a boy! 190 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,000 It's a boy! 191 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,600 Don't, don't, please. 192 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,480 I prefer being on the giving end of Whiskerburn, you know? 193 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:59,020 And so do you, my little bambino. 194 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:04,800 Isn't that the most precious thing you've ever seen? 195 00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:07,860 Here comes a close second. 196 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,720 I am never, ever going to leave you again. 197 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:19,860 Hey, we better get you down to the hospital. 198 00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:22,520 Yeah, he's right. Come on, guys. 199 00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:25,180 Only one of you can go with us. 200 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:29,640 Oh, of course. Well, I'll keep you posted. 201 00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:31,400 Hey, wait a minute. Where do you get to go? 202 00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:34,800 Yeah, I can handle this, you know. No, I'm the one in charge. Wait, 203 00:20:36,220 --> 00:20:37,320 wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 204 00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:39,000 Which one of you is the father? 205 00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:41,260 Well, he is the father. 206 00:20:43,860 --> 00:20:44,860 Let's go, Sullivan. 207 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:47,300 Wait a second, wait a second. 208 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:53,420 Harry, guys, how can I thank you for everything you've done? 209 00:20:54,140 --> 00:20:55,200 Yeah, some help we were. 210 00:20:55,590 --> 00:20:56,630 Oh, what do you mean by that? 211 00:20:56,930 --> 00:20:58,090 Operation Dork. 212 00:21:02,070 --> 00:21:05,270 Oh, come on. I'm not just talking about tonight. I'm talking about the last nine 213 00:21:05,270 --> 00:21:06,270 months. 214 00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:08,210 They gave me a baby shower. 215 00:21:09,870 --> 00:21:11,370 They talked me out of moving to Buffalo. 216 00:21:11,930 --> 00:21:13,690 They helped me through my Lamaze classes. 217 00:21:15,550 --> 00:21:19,210 Mostly, you made me feel like I'd never be alone. 218 00:21:21,850 --> 00:21:22,990 Hey, don't look at me. 219 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:25,750 All I did was get her stuck in the elevator. 220 00:21:27,510 --> 00:21:31,470 You know, if it wasn't for that, I wouldn't have been here for the birth of 221 00:21:31,470 --> 00:21:32,470 my son. 222 00:21:34,050 --> 00:21:35,050 You want to hold him? 223 00:21:39,430 --> 00:21:40,430 Your Honor, 224 00:21:45,490 --> 00:21:48,930 you guys had more to do with this than I did. 225 00:21:50,590 --> 00:21:51,590 You know what I mean. 226 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,000 Wow. Look at that. 227 00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:11,520 Boy, I've seen some magic in my life, but nothing top-notch. 228 00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:13,820 Isn't he cute? 229 00:22:14,660 --> 00:22:15,660 I like the haircut. 230 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:19,560 He's adorable. 231 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,700 Hey, Ross, you're not getting sentimental on this, huh? 232 00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:24,500 Maybe. 233 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:26,660 Want to make something out of it? 234 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,020 Ma'am, you really should be going. 235 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:31,360 Uh, 236 00:22:31,940 --> 00:22:32,940 Harry? 237 00:22:33,010 --> 00:22:35,770 Could you tell the people at the office that I might not be in for a little 238 00:22:35,770 --> 00:22:37,990 while? Yeah, what do you say, about six weeks? 239 00:22:38,810 --> 00:22:39,910 I don't know. 240 00:22:41,330 --> 00:22:44,710 I'll have to ask the men in my life. 241 00:22:52,030 --> 00:22:53,029 Wait a minute! 242 00:22:53,030 --> 00:22:54,410 They forgot Christine's shoes! 17599