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Next week, I'm interviewing Paula Jones and Monica Lewinsky.

Yes. Well, you know, now that the presidential debates are over, it'll air

on the primetime, but... Yeah, Perspective with Brandi Love.

It already has every buzz.

I've worked really hard for it. I'm so excited.

I do. I have a couple things going on this afternoon, but I'll check in with

you later, okay?

Perfect. Bye-bye.

Peter Jensen, what the hell are you doing wandering around my property?

I knocked on your front door, but nobody answered.

Well, what are you doing here?

Because I want to hear from you. How the fuck did you knock me out of my

primetime spot?

You're just some nobody-news-to-anchor from Alaska.

Look, I may have started in Alaska, but I made it to L.A. onto one of the most

popular shows ever, and you know that.

Yeah? But how'd you get my spot, Brandy? Huh?

Peeta, look, nobody likes your hysterics anymore, and you calling everybody evil

and not even relying on scientific evidence, it's old and it's tired.

I'm sorry, hon, but nobody wants to watch Crime Stop with Peeta Jensen

anymore.

Give me a break.

Like anybody cares about you drinking coffee with senators.

Well, yeah, they do. The people are actually looking for a more rational

host to rely on nowadays.

Yeah, but it happened way too fast. You know, I'm kind of suspicious.

You're in tight with Lester.

Lester Nesbaum? The head of the network?

Yeah, the head of the network.

Stop being such a sore loser.

It's not very becoming. I got this fair and square. My ratings show that.

And don't you worry, Peeta. There will be plenty of insomniacs ready to listen

to your conspiracy theories, okay? So, don't worry about it.

You bitch! Oh, my God!

Oh.

No,

no, no, no, no.

Is this what I think it is?

Just give that to me. Yeah, it is. It's a Jeff Koons sculpture.

That's a sh... strap on.

And I know you have a 2 p.m. meeting with Lester.

Okay, um, look, I earned that spot plain and simple. My ratings are evidence of

that, and I got you bumped faster, not by blowing Lester.

But by fucking his ass.

Um, yeah.

Look, Peeta, you're really talented, and you're really beautiful.

You know, it's just that people are more interested in watching The Rational over

your... crazy antics. So, you know, I think you just need to revamp a little

bit and you'd be great.

I think I can help you with that.

You'd do that for me?

Well, yeah.

This is a cutthroat business. We need to stick together.

I'd be happy to help you out.

Huh? What else would you help me out with?

What do you mean?

Well, um, that thing does look...

Pretty girthy.

Um, this thing?

Yeah, that thing.

You're curious about that, huh?

I mean, I've never used one of those before.

Wow, maybe I can teach you something.

Well, why don't you?

Good. I'm going to take this to a different level.

Yes, ma'am.

If they could see us now.

I thought about many times what you look like in those clothes.

Oh, did you?

So you're going to show me how you work this thing?

You ready for that?

I don't know about that.

Okay, don't worry.

Can you jump over me?

I'll try. I'm going to try.

Nice job.

That tongue feels so very good.

Oh,

yes.

That mouth is good for so much more than talking, you sick thing.

Sounds like a surprise to you.

I just didn't know.

Turned on is what it is.

Oh

my

god, yeah, love it.

Oh, I sure do.

You look so pretty.

Like I said, I could teach you something. You want to move up faster?

Gotta know a few things.

You want to help me get it?

Yes.

This is kind of exciting.

Very exciting.

I never thought in a million years I'd be losing this on you.

I love it.

You can kind of see on this side.

Oh, you got this.

How tight do you want it?

Oh, nice and tight.

All the way.

Make sure it stays on you. Exactly.

Perfect.

You know what to do with that, don't you?

You want me to suck on your dick?

No, I don't even have to ask.

It's all you have to do to

Lester.

I got you now.

Yeah. Perfect.

Why don't you turn around and let me see how this fits.

If it fits. Oh, it will.

Beautiful curve.

Oh, God.

I have that girth now.

You're natural, what can I say?

We'll call this a team building exercise.

Yeah, yeah.

I have an idea. I can let you

guide yourself.

I'm going to lay down.

I hope you have your way.

That way you can control.

Yeah. Play with that pussy through there.

Oh my gosh, do I get cock free?

Yeah. Oh my gosh, it's a little hot.

Can we get our neck cocked now?

Yes.

I don't want to grab it in here. It's going to be a little fuzzy.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God, yes.

You're showing it off for me. I love the way your pussy grips it. Yes.

Make it tight on that big, thick cock.

As much as you want. You're in control right now.

Oh, yes.

I love your balls but you don't have any. I

know I do.

But you can still reach down there. It feels amazing.

Thank you so much.

I love it. I'm sorry you're getting excited.

I love it.

There you go.

This is more like the battle of the time zones.

So much more fun.

We're better lovers than fighters, don't you think? I do.

So good.

Since you have this on, tell me what you want to do to me.

On your back.

On my arm?

Yes.

Just like a thing?

Mm-hmm.

Such a pretty pussy.

I can definitely see why you bumped me from my spot.

Is that too deep?

Not at all

You rub that pussy real good. Come on. I love it.

That's it.

This is furniture.

I love it.

What do you think of it?

I like it. Yeah?

I just take it off and give you an orgasm.

Well, I'm not one to say no to that.

your own secret weapon, don't you?

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yeah, yeah.

Look at that thing just in my mouth.

You're so late.

What did you do to me?

You always have.

It's good to see you.

What have we done this evening?

No idea.

We might end up co-hosting.

You could see us now.

Why don't you put that butt up in the air for me?

But that's a spectacular view.

Oh, yes, it is.

Mmm.

I think I've met my match.

Do you think just that you had a chef on you already put down a man?

Well, um... Probably.

Yeah.

No idea you were so courteous

This is so good.

What a luscious scent.

I just hope that my next appointment doesn't recognize that.

After having a job, bingo.

I suppose you probably should.

I'll see you on set.

Can I jump in your shower first?

Absolutely.