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ISI TER JUNG
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AS THE GIRL ATLANTIS IN
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MEN ARE MADE FOR LOVING
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A FILM BY ECKHART SCHMIDT
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Where's Atlantis?
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No idea.
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Atlantis!
Atlantis, what's going on? Come!
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I'm sorry, but I must've
made a mistake.
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Get your act together!
Let's go!
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You know how important this adventure
is for the continent of women.
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Atlantis! Atlantis!
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They are meant to be our slaves.
Don't you forget it.
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The men here have only one thing
in their mind: women.
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So they're easy targets.
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And when you play the sex game
with them, then just to conquer them.
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I expect of you to function better
than your girlfriends did.
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And now show me what you've learned
on Fargo. Over there!
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Yes ... come on ... faster ...
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Yes ... we'll get him ... faster ...
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He's mine ... mine too ...
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Damn!
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We'll get him soon ... now ... now
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Off with the pants!
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Off with the pants!
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Get lost, he's mine, I saw him first.
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Get lost ... away with you
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It works! It works!
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It worked!
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Ain't he a cutie?
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He's buff. The right age, too.
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Hopefully, we can enlarge him again
down there.
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Hand him over. On with it!
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Otherwise our dear girlfriends
might outshine us.
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- What's the matter?
- I can't do it.
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Nonsense! It's simple. And pleasant.
You'll see.
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That was just the beginning.
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I can't see any more!
I beg you! I beg you!
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I beg you! Leave me be ...
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- Don't you want to?
- Someone's waiting for me. Please!
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Leave me be. Someone's waiting.
Stop it. Please!
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Someone's waiting, please!
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Finally.
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First-rate stuff. From Denmark.
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Quiet, please.
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- ... and this.
- How much?
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87.50 Marks.
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- Keep the change.
- Thanks.
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Have fun with it! See you!
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Yes, come again soon, please!
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Do you have time for me now?
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The old guy is one of my best customers.
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HELGA & BERND PRESENT 100
SEX POSITIONS
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These days there's no shame
in selling this.
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I myself am not interested
in something like this, of course.
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Great, really!
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Why are you not interested
in something like this?
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Well, you know ... I'm generally
not interested in women.
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There's no shame in that these days.
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And I make such an effort!
What a bust!
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Carol wouldn't have failed like that.
Snap snap and the guy's tiny.
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- Tiny?
- When I say tiny I mean it.
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I'm looking for men who are interested
in women. Like in your books.
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- Those do exist here, don't they?
- Yes, unfortunately. Unfortunately.
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CITY HALL
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Hello mayor!
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Hurry! Before someone sees us!
My wife ...
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I need it, I need it now!
Hurry! On with it!
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You're my savior.
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You're exaggerating, mayor.
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She tried to seduce me.
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She did?
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No one can see us!
My wife ...
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Shame on them!
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To hell with them!
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I'll trick everyone.
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They'll think I'm out hunting.
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These are my hunting grounds.
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Gotta have brains.
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Try over there.
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- But there are no mushrooms here!
- I said, try over there!
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Stop whining.
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Hey, are you into men, too?
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You have no idea what it means
to be mayor in this town.
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And my wife ... They only vote for me
because of my wife.
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Everything belongs to her.
Everything.
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The forest is my only comfort.
The forest, and his books.
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Don't you finally want to make love
like in the books you've bought?
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If you'll love me,
you'll become this tiny.
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You will be happy with us.
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Daddy, mommy yelled at me!
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You depraved beast!
In my forest!
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- Traudi, I didn't ...
- Disgusting wastrel ...
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She attacked me, she should be
locked away ... Traudi!
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Fight to the death! Fight to the death!
Fight to the death! Fight to the death!
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MUNICH STATION
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BAVARIAN STATE BANK
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Excuse me, I'm sorry!
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Holdup! Holdup! Holdup!
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Damn!
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Where is he? Where is he?
Where did he go?
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Stop! You're his accomplice!
I'll take you to the precinct!
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I'm happy that at least one guy
shows interest in me.
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He's one of the most dangerous
bank robbers in Germany.
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The others drive to the countryside
for their jobs, he comes into the city.
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Disguised as a priest.
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Today he escaped me for the third time.
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Bot someday I'll catch him.
Convict him! Crush him!
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Do we start now?
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Now I know his tricks ... All of them.
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I've figured him out.
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I'm glad we've met.
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He doesn't stand a chance.
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And I'll get a promotion.
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And once I got the promotion ...
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Come ... come on ... come ...
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Kalmbach!
Yes, inspector!
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The insurance will have to cover it
... very good!
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... terrible ... terrible ...
yes, I'm a terrible detective ...
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... yes ... all right ... yes ...
alright ... yes, yes, yes ...
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I know, inspector, but I'm not to blame.
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28 grand? He disguised himself
as a sold- ....
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... at first as a priest,
then as a soldier.
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Right away ... right away ...
I'll be there right away ... right away.
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... right away ... be there right away
... right away ...
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Hey, your clothes!
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Until now I thought of you as my friend!
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- You'll get the money.
- When?
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Tomorrow ... really!
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- What do you think of her?
- Leave me be!
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At least look at her!
She's my exact opposite.
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According to Oskar Wald
this is important.
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She's younger than me, that's important,
too. So what do you say?
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Go over there and talk to her.
Be charming and don't pick your nose.
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Right now I'm eating.
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This is more important
than your damn food!
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Who is the one trying to save
our marriage? You or I?
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- May I sit with you for a minute?
-Of course.
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I don't believe it! With my money?
When did this happen?
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Whenever.
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You can't spend 1000 Marks
in two days!
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You think so?
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I act in your moronic commercial ...
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"For me, there's just one beer.
Moron Beer!"
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And you waste my fee.
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I'll get it back.
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- How will you do that?
- Maybe I'll find a way.
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Did you read Oskar Wald
on the modern marriage?
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Oskar Wald? (Pun on Oscar Wilde)
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The modern sex education teacher.
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He says that many marriages
would improve,
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if the concerned parties would simply
forget the enforcement of faithfulness.
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Got it? Adultery as a corrective
for the crisis of matrimony. Ok?
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This is my husband.
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We've been married for ten years.
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And it's terrible.
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If you're interested in him ...
You have to help me!
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And if you lose your husband
because of me?
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- I ... have to take the risk.
- Even if it might be permanent?
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One day he'll return to me. I know that.
We love each other.
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And if he wouldn't return to you at all?
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- He's not your type?
- No it's not that. Really, it isn't.
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- Beate!
- Slut!
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Tomorrow when?
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Whenever. Let's say 10 am to 10pm.
Or 9am to 9pm. Your choice.
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And until then.
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Sure. Don't worry. You know me.
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I'm a swell pickup artist.
You of all people should know.
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Come on, my pleasure-toy, come on!
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Off to bed, haha!
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Hurry up! My sweet bug.
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Hey, wait up! Now I want to!
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Buzz off, trollop!
Come, my sweetie-pie!
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Not a single one yet.
I'm inept! Inept!
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- She was good, wasn't she?
- Too good for you and your damn money.
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You stay here! Either I get the money
tomorrow, or I'll clear out your flat.
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Wait here!
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You're grieving! Admit it.
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- Can I help you?
- I don't think so.
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I'm in my prime.
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I'll bet your friend vanished
into thin air by now.
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So what ... so what.
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Damn it! He didn't pay for the food.
Wait a minute! Just a second!
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Wait up!
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Hey, what about the check?
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- Wait a minute.
- Pay first!
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35.40 Marks.
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Atlantis!
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Are you making progress?
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Forget it.
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I don't have time for you now.
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- Is your place far away?
- Five minutes.
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Wait for me, I'll be back in a minute.
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- Do you have him?
- Of course. Wanna see?
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No!
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- Hey Atlantis!
- Aren't you feeling sorry for him?
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I didn't force him to sleep with me.
By the way, he liked you.
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- How many do you have?
- 18. I need two more. And you?
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Our kind of love still is
the most beautiful one. Isn't it?
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My dear, you don't have to feel bad.
The few we take away won't be missed.
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They are plenty of men here.
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We have no choice.
Or do you want Fargo to die out?
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Let me see what you came across.
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- Not a single one?
- I can't do it.
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What a bust. Did you at least try?
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- It doesn't work.
- What doesn't work? They don't shrink?
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I didn't even make it that far.
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I wouldn't want to be in your shoes.
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Come with me.
I'll show you how to do it.
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- No use.
- Wait and see.
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That one, look.
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- Not him!
- Why not?
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- I beg you!
- Wait for me.
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- I tried it with him before.
- Yes, you tried.
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Either you go to bed with me right now,
or, I'll tell everyone here, that ...
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... you are not that well equipped ...
in a certain area.
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All right. Let's go.
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We met earlier today.
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Won't you undress?
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- No.
- Never?
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She can watch.
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- What is it?
- Nothing.
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She's making me nervous.
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Why don't you leave?
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And why don't you leave?
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She wants to shrink you.
She wants to shrink you!
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Atlantis, how could you!
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Are you mad?
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- I don't want him to shrink.
- You're inept.
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Over!
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Your lucky day.
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Lucky?
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- Bakada!
- You? I'm fed up with you, got it?
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- I'm sorry!
- Oh, really?
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He's the friend of ... not him!
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And why not?
You know that men are slaves.
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They're made for procreation,
not for love.
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I know.
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What are you waiting for, then.
We have to head back.
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I won't be able to do my share.
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The special training
wasn't very successful in your case.
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Just one hint. His name is Oskar Wald.
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A professor of sexuality.
Red-Beech Alley 12. It's a cinch.
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If you get him,
everything else will go smoothly.
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- You think so?
- Make an effort.
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You know what you have to expect
on Fargo if you fail. Get a grip!
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What are you feeling? Anja? Anja?
247
00:42:57,681 --> 00:42:59,152
Quite good so far.
248
00:42:59,313 --> 00:43:00,313
Kiss her!
249
00:43:00,761 --> 00:43:03,162
- Where?
- On EZ3!
250
00:43:03,926 --> 00:43:06,203
- Where?
- On the neck!
251
00:43:06,203 --> 00:43:08,373
By now you should know
where EZ3 is located!
252
00:43:08,528 --> 00:43:10,513
Go on! What are you waiting for?
253
00:43:12,801 --> 00:43:17,008
Anja! Anja! How do you feel, damnit?
254
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,480
Good, very good!
255
00:43:34,041 --> 00:43:40,112
Any difference to the male foreplay?
Anja? Well?
256
00:43:42,449 --> 00:43:43,800
Better, so far.
257
00:43:44,016 --> 00:43:48,689
And now, kiss her Erogenous Zone
Number 6. EZ6!
258
00:43:48,689 --> 00:43:50,401
- Where?
- Her breast!
259
00:44:01,745 --> 00:44:07,800
Stop laughing! I you don't comply,
I'll throw you out, got it?
260
00:44:11,804 --> 00:44:17,042
It hurt. Maybe I'm not made for
lesbian love after all.
261
00:44:22,041 --> 00:44:27,481
You're not supposed to turn lesbian,
you goose! It's for scientific purposes!
262
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:28,945
Try it again!
263
00:44:30,961 --> 00:44:33,137
Mr. Wald, please excuse me, I ...
264
00:44:33,137 --> 00:44:36,113
I'm working here!
Won't you get that already?
265
00:44:37,456 --> 00:44:40,179
Your sister. She says its urgent.
266
00:44:41,365 --> 00:44:42,845
What insolence!
267
00:44:59,346 --> 00:45:01,040
Don't mind me.
268
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:03,642
This won't work. This won't work!
269
00:45:07,881 --> 00:45:11,189
Calm down, Oskar.
What are you working on?
270
00:45:11,444 --> 00:45:14,609
"The Liberation of Women
Through Same-sex Love"?
271
00:45:14,641 --> 00:45:18,097
Go away! Go away!
272
00:45:18,832 --> 00:45:20,721
Well, Oskar ...
273
00:45:27,184 --> 00:45:29,080
What's next, maestro?
274
00:45:29,241 --> 00:45:31,025
- Well, Oskar?
- Back to work!
275
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:36,280
On top of each other!
276
00:45:40,208 --> 00:45:41,296
Kiss!
277
00:45:44,688 --> 00:45:51,480
No! EZ7! EZ7! EZ7!
278
00:45:52,049 --> 00:45:57,083
- What now?
- On the hips. EZ7 on the hips!
279
00:46:06,684 --> 00:46:09,619
EZ9! On the ass!
280
00:46:10,289 --> 00:46:11,984
On the ass!
281
00:46:17,942 --> 00:46:22,290
Bessie! Bessie!
I want out! I want out of here!
282
00:46:22,290 --> 00:46:25,282
I heard a lot about you.
Your theory of adultery.
283
00:46:25,561 --> 00:46:28,368
I want to test all of this in real life.
284
00:46:29,968 --> 00:46:31,668
I want out of here!
285
00:46:31,668 --> 00:46:32,668
Good luck with that.
286
00:46:33,168 --> 00:46:34,704
Show it to me, Oskar!
287
00:46:34,704 --> 00:46:38,001
Let me out, right now! Bessie! Bessie!
288
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:44,144
- Maybe she'll succeed after all?
- No one succeeds with him.
289
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,200
No! Go away!
290
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,028
Could you move over? Won't take long.
291
00:46:50,028 --> 00:46:51,028
We'd love to.
292
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:57,009
I'm not like the others. You'll see.
293
00:47:09,721 --> 00:47:13,168
- I bet 100 Marks on her success.
- Accepted.
294
00:47:17,361 --> 00:47:21,121
To be honest, I imagined a Master of Sex
to be more active.
295
00:47:22,576 --> 00:47:27,376
- 200 Marks on her success.
- 200. All right.
296
00:47:32,401 --> 00:47:33,937
Everybody makes mistakes.
297
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:48,752
What's going on? Get it on!
298
00:47:48,752 --> 00:47:50,768
No use.
299
00:47:52,122 --> 00:47:55,282
He is ... Nothing going on down there
... a total bust!
300
00:47:56,112 --> 00:47:58,448
- Do you mean he's ...
- A desert.
301
00:47:59,824 --> 00:48:01,296
But he is ...
302
00:48:01,616 --> 00:48:04,280
The sex education stuff is based
on our performances here.
303
00:48:04,688 --> 00:48:06,161
He's a good observer.
304
00:48:09,744 --> 00:48:11,729
Why do you have the hots for him?
305
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:17,105
Are there any men left who ...
306
00:48:17,105 --> 00:48:20,001
If I want to scratch my itch
I take the subway.
307
00:48:20,001 --> 00:48:24,082
They have enormous blue balls.
The guys working there.
308
00:48:24,337 --> 00:48:26,453
Like crazy, five times in a row.
309
00:48:26,453 --> 00:48:29,881
Without batting an eye.
If that's your thing, great.
310
00:48:32,752 --> 00:48:34,081
Should we continue?
311
00:48:34,609 --> 00:48:35,961
I envy you.
312
00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:58,800
You're a beast!
313
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:26,896
Where is he?
314
00:49:32,432 --> 00:49:33,808
Where's Georg?
315
00:49:38,610 --> 00:49:39,760
I need Georg!
316
00:49:42,770 --> 00:49:45,203
- Where is he?
- Well taken care of.
317
00:49:45,457 --> 00:49:49,745
- Where?
- Georg ... Is this all that matters?
318
00:49:49,968 --> 00:49:52,145
Right now, yes it is. Where is he?
319
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,592
Just another one of his tricks.
320
00:50:02,961 --> 00:50:05,105
He's an extremist of love.
321
00:50:09,424 --> 00:50:13,456
Here are ... his pants!
322
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:16,720
- Where is he?
- Gone!
323
00:50:17,488 --> 00:50:18,488
In his briefs?
324
00:50:25,921 --> 00:50:27,320
I love briefs.
325
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:29,361
He won't get far in this state.
326
00:50:30,361 --> 00:50:33,168
He wanted to get cigarettes.
You need to see him instantly?
327
00:50:33,168 --> 00:50:35,601
Pretty much, yes.
He owes me 1000 Marks.
328
00:50:35,955 --> 00:50:38,769
They probably jailed him by now
because of public indecency.
329
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:42,241
Public indecency? Sounds great!
330
00:50:42,801 --> 00:50:44,560
You're not my type.
331
00:50:45,456 --> 00:50:47,697
Maybe he's in my suitcase?
332
00:50:47,956 --> 00:50:49,200
Well, let's take a look!
333
00:50:56,336 --> 00:50:58,866
Look, the two of us,
that just won't work out.
334
00:51:03,408 --> 00:51:04,528
Who's to say.
335
00:51:29,905 --> 00:51:32,323
Let go of me.
What do you want from me anyway?
336
00:51:33,801 --> 00:51:34,881
Solace.
337
00:51:36,976 --> 00:51:40,051
Do you remember the guy I was
in the restaurant with yesterday?
338
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:42,674
His name is Georg.
339
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:47,160
- He's gone.
- So what. What do I care?
340
00:51:47,961 --> 00:51:52,560
He owes me 1000 Marks.
You didn't see him, incidentally?
341
00:51:52,752 --> 00:51:53,800
Why me?
342
00:51:55,376 --> 00:51:57,481
He told me, though. At the Venezia.
343
00:51:58,644 --> 00:52:00,080
But I don't know a thing.
344
00:52:05,297 --> 00:52:06,521
His pants.
345
00:52:10,241 --> 00:52:11,282
His briefs.
346
00:52:12,816 --> 00:52:14,224
His shoes.
347
00:52:15,824 --> 00:52:17,968
Obviously,
he went out in socks and a shirt.
348
00:52:19,408 --> 00:52:20,408
What do you have to say?
349
00:52:36,656 --> 00:52:38,640
You two picked him up at the Venezia,
didn't you?
350
00:52:39,025 --> 00:52:40,370
You and your girlfriend.
351
00:52:41,361 --> 00:52:43,057
She had the same suitcase you have.
352
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:45,649
- But I really don't ...
- That's what they told me, though.
353
00:52:46,561 --> 00:52:51,441
And when I came here earlier, some broad
was roaming this room. With a suitcase.
354
00:52:51,568 --> 00:52:52,752
Strange, don't you think?
355
00:52:57,745 --> 00:52:59,216
What's your plan?
356
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:00,280
Who do you mean?
357
00:53:00,464 --> 00:53:02,677
- You and your girlfriends.
- I don't have girlfriends.
358
00:53:03,089 --> 00:53:04,689
And you also don't know where Georg is?
359
00:53:04,689 --> 00:53:05,809
No.
360
00:53:49,745 --> 00:53:53,800
I have to go the other way.
Won't you join me? Come!
361
00:53:56,721 --> 00:53:58,561
I discovered a great construction site.
362
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,136
Disruption of the autonomic nervous system.
363
00:54:16,801 --> 00:54:20,656
Look at that.
Those idiots really tolerate everything.
364
00:54:21,009 --> 00:54:24,560
Noise, filth. They'd kill themselves
before they'd complain.
365
00:54:24,721 --> 00:54:27,697
They should get paid. Poor fools.
366
00:54:28,432 --> 00:54:29,881
Look at that, this one is vacant.
367
00:54:33,241 --> 00:54:35,001
Got to complain,
not look out of the window.
368
00:54:35,249 --> 00:54:36,721
I think up there is a vacancy!
369
00:55:00,969 --> 00:55:02,161
Lot of noise.
370
00:55:02,561 --> 00:55:05,169
Eh, one gets used to it.
371
00:55:13,968 --> 00:55:15,161
Not me.
372
00:55:23,481 --> 00:55:26,547
- I take the room.
- Indeed?
373
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:36,789
Lady visitors until 10 pm.
374
00:55:38,641 --> 00:55:40,625
Please meet my sister.
375
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:48,789
Young lad, I wasn't born yesterday.
376
00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:53,972
- Do you have a typewriter?
- For an extra 15 bucks.
377
00:55:57,008 --> 00:56:00,531
Listen, and listen well.
Let me speak to the mayor immediately.
378
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:05,842
I want the mayor, not ...
not some slave.
379
00:56:06,801 --> 00:56:09,329
I don't care. Hurry!
380
00:56:12,021 --> 00:56:17,043
Yes? I live in Leopold Street.
Listen to this mess!
381
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:24,764
I'll kill myself! I'll kill myself!
[Scream]
382
00:56:24,976 --> 00:56:27,002
And my windows are closed!
383
00:56:27,240 --> 00:56:29,920
I didn't get a minute of sleep
in the last two weeks.
384
00:56:30,129 --> 00:56:35,880
Working is impossible, too. Stop this!
And fast, please!
385
00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:40,641
There's a compensation fund for victims
of construction site noise.
386
00:56:42,481 --> 00:56:47,841
I don't believe my ears? What would
you say if this would be your place?
387
00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:55,681
I'll present you a doctor's note
if this doesn't stop. Got it?
388
00:56:57,524 --> 00:56:58,577
Alright.
389
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:15,842
"Addressed to the building authority."
390
00:57:20,041 --> 00:57:25,402
"Regarding noise injuries
391
00:57:25,402 --> 00:57:32,402
in the Leopold Street."
392
00:57:37,009 --> 00:57:39,024
One has to make ends meet somehow.
393
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:42,401
The compensation recoups
Georg's failure.
394
00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:45,642
And now ...
395
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:53,402
Well then ...
396
00:58:35,729 --> 00:58:36,803
I'm going.
397
00:58:44,943 --> 00:58:46,000
I'm staying.
398
00:58:49,137 --> 00:58:50,137
No.
399
00:59:15,121 --> 00:59:18,897
Hey, Atlantis! Atlantis!
400
00:59:27,764 --> 00:59:30,899
Is it true what Bakada says?
Not a single one yet?
401
00:59:33,074 --> 00:59:34,080
So what!
402
00:59:36,819 --> 00:59:39,819
I'm through.
Bakada brought me the last one.
403
00:59:40,433 --> 00:59:42,770
I think you know him. His name is Georg.
404
00:59:42,770 --> 00:59:45,616
- You did ...
- The last one. And the best one.
405
00:59:45,713 --> 00:59:48,944
- I think it's disgusting.
- You really lost it.
406
00:59:49,561 --> 00:59:51,560
So Bakada wasn't exaggerating.
407
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:54,387
It's your decision in the end.
408
01:00:10,482 --> 01:00:13,328
- I'll take a look around. Wanna join?
- Why not.
409
01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:37,008
I know where Georg is.
410
01:00:46,288 --> 01:00:47,661
And what's your name, by the way?
411
01:00:53,264 --> 01:00:55,321
A girlfriend of mine made him tiny.
412
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:14,289
We all get tinier. I already
wrote him off. So he made a getaway?
413
01:01:20,753 --> 01:01:23,732
He's in Ferrara's suitcase.
Don't you get it?
414
01:01:23,732 --> 01:01:26,129
When we sleep with a guy,
he becomes this small.
415
01:01:26,281 --> 01:01:28,801
Should we give it a try, then?
416
01:01:32,121 --> 01:01:35,568
We'll take them with us down there.
For reproduction.
417
01:01:36,464 --> 01:01:38,448
At our place, only girls are being born.
418
01:01:46,096 --> 01:01:49,321
Lucky Georg. He'll wear himself out.
419
01:01:49,721 --> 01:01:52,121
200 men for 2 million women.
420
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:57,617
- As long as all of them look like you.
- We never won't be able to make love.
421
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:12,200
And you?
422
01:02:13,328 --> 01:02:15,184
I've been a complete failure.
423
01:02:16,481 --> 01:02:17,681
This I can't believe.
424
01:02:25,233 --> 01:02:26,833
Might this really be true?
425
01:02:30,821 --> 01:02:33,120
I guess you're leading me on. Don't you?
426
01:02:34,376 --> 01:02:38,608
Our land sank 300.000 years ago.
Like Atlantis.
427
01:02:38,641 --> 01:02:40,720
And where did your girlfriend go to
with Georg?
428
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:46,240
No idea. If they'll find out I told you
everything, they'll kill me.
429
01:02:47,568 --> 01:02:49,120
They wouldn't ...
430
01:02:59,888 --> 01:03:01,168
I thought so.
431
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:10,120
So let's assume you tell the truth.
432
01:03:11,441 --> 01:03:14,512
Are you sure the shrinking mechanism
works with you?
433
01:03:15,408 --> 01:03:17,401
And there's no way to avoid it?
434
01:03:20,761 --> 01:03:24,400
But I like you. Very much.
435
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:32,977
- Admit that you're leading me on.
- I wish.
436
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:48,600
You really put me on the spot.
Let's leave.
437
01:04:08,081 --> 01:04:09,560
You're tricky indeed.
438
01:04:11,952 --> 01:04:13,640
I don't sleep with just anybody.
439
01:04:17,881 --> 01:04:19,152
Admit you're lying.
440
01:04:23,408 --> 01:04:24,920
I won't leave you.
441
01:04:27,216 --> 01:04:28,817
We have to distract ourselves.
442
01:04:31,961 --> 01:04:33,720
No girl will wear me down.
443
01:05:55,801 --> 01:05:57,361
Thank you for the information.
444
01:06:20,433 --> 01:06:22,001
Do you believe me now?
445
01:06:22,128 --> 01:06:26,288
I guess I have to. Terrible thought.
446
01:06:30,736 --> 01:06:32,361
You're life-threatening!
447
01:06:50,609 --> 01:06:51,609
Come!
448
01:06:53,401 --> 01:06:54,480
Don't be afraid.
449
01:06:54,961 --> 01:06:56,369
I can control myself.
450
01:06:56,801 --> 01:07:00,209
I'm not at all interested in becoming
a sex slave at your place. Come!
451
01:07:38,096 --> 01:07:39,569
Raoul, please!
452
01:07:46,672 --> 01:07:48,628
You know what would happen.
453
01:08:13,682 --> 01:08:17,267
Nothing! Nothing!
454
01:08:25,661 --> 01:08:26,728
Nothing!
455
01:08:36,145 --> 01:08:39,793
Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!
456
01:10:01,296 --> 01:10:05,584
- You did a great job!
- Atlantis is missing.
457
01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:14,290
- Maybe she's with the others.
- She's in the city, in love with a man.
458
01:10:15,248 --> 01:10:19,441
I saw her. Her suitcase is empty.
Bakada told me so.
459
01:10:20,001 --> 01:10:24,048
- In love?
- He won't shrink.
460
01:10:24,721 --> 01:10:29,921
Atlantis failed. We need to bring our
adventure to a successful conclusion.
461
01:10:30,241 --> 01:10:33,968
Each of you will grab two more men.
Hurry!
462
01:10:36,069 --> 01:10:38,256
Karon! Karon!
463
01:10:42,672 --> 01:10:44,761
At first I thought
she wanted to make him tiny.
464
01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:49,456
They slept together.
But nothing happened.
465
01:10:50,513 --> 01:10:56,280
That's something you wouldn't know.
Love suspends the shrinking mechanism.
466
01:10:58,569 --> 01:11:02,129
- And if they really are in love?
- He knows about us!
467
01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:03,664
We have to do something now!
468
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:24,336
BAVARIAN GOVERNMENT,
BUILDING DEPARTMENT
469
01:11:27,409 --> 01:11:30,961
I have to lend additional support
to my claim of noise injury.
470
01:11:31,824 --> 01:11:35,409
- I have enough money.
- It's not just about money.
471
01:11:36,176 --> 01:11:38,608
One needs to harm those guys
in any way possible.
472
01:11:41,488 --> 01:11:44,464
Well ... I won't be long.
473
01:12:09,401 --> 01:12:11,081
- Come with us!
- Let me go!
474
01:12:12,441 --> 01:12:14,609
- Let me go, I don't want to go back!
- Come!
475
01:12:17,401 --> 01:12:18,896
Let go of me!
476
01:12:49,641 --> 01:12:53,137
- What did you do to her?
- We? Nothing! She went back.
477
01:12:53,441 --> 01:12:54,577
She says hallo.
478
01:13:14,500 --> 01:13:18,840
She loves you. But she didn't want to
jeopardize our venture.
479
01:13:22,192 --> 01:13:29,232
- Lies!
- Who could've forced her back?
480
01:13:32,561 --> 01:13:34,200
Nice story you told me.
481
01:13:42,704 --> 01:13:44,800
I don't want to argue with you.
482
01:13:46,281 --> 01:13:48,081
- Where is she?
- Should I deliver a message?
483
01:13:48,817 --> 01:13:53,920
Where is she? I want to see her.
484
01:13:55,825 --> 01:13:57,585
Only one way to do that.
485
01:14:37,280 --> 01:14:42,321
Please! ... I beg you!
486
01:14:43,856 --> 01:14:50,289
- Let me go!
- Go then. You're too late anyway.
487
01:14:59,280 --> 01:15:04,497
The only possibility to see her again?
As a sex slave? This tiny?
488
01:15:06,737 --> 01:15:07,824
No thanks.
489
01:15:31,480 --> 01:15:33,712
You'll be enlarged down there.
490
01:15:38,864 --> 01:15:40,121
Good to know.
491
01:15:54,361 --> 01:15:56,720
Decide now. I have to go back.
492
01:15:58,129 --> 01:16:01,296
- This is all I can do for you two.
- Lies!
493
01:16:04,040 --> 01:16:08,320
Doesn't matter if I'm lying.
You got no choice! Come on!
494
01:16:15,984 --> 01:16:17,168
Hey babe!
495
01:16:58,449 --> 01:17:01,200
That's the way to do it. Loser!
496
01:17:04,624 --> 01:17:06,721
Come on! We have to hurry.
497
01:17:45,744 --> 01:17:48,880
There's daddy! Daddy, daddy!
498
01:17:53,488 --> 01:17:56,001
Daddy, daddy, can I have ice-cream?
499
01:18:03,664 --> 01:18:05,168
Say, what do you do here?
500
01:18:05,560 --> 01:18:07,408
Daddy, I'm thirsty.
501
01:18:07,728 --> 01:18:09,920
- You didn't buy her something?
- I had no money.
502
01:18:10,081 --> 01:18:12,976
Are you still mad at me?
Did you go into the water?
503
01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:14,467
It's too cold here.
504
01:18:17,296 --> 01:18:19,360
- What did you do then?
- Took a walk.
505
01:18:19,761 --> 01:18:23,728
Daddy, some bug bit me, we need to get
some ointment.
506
01:18:23,728 --> 01:18:26,448
- Was it bad?
- Not at all. Shall we go?
507
01:18:29,648 --> 01:18:32,960
- Daddy, can I have chewing gum?
- Whatever you want.
508
01:18:33,168 --> 01:18:34,289
And a popsicle?
509
01:18:52,048 --> 01:18:55,216
- Do I get the doll's dress today?
- Yes.
510
01:19:06,928 --> 01:19:09,360
- What's the matter?
- Do you still love me?
511
01:19:09,720 --> 01:19:11,041
Well, I do.
512
01:19:21,260 --> 01:19:25,329
No smooching!
You promised me something, don't forget!
513
01:19:37,721 --> 01:19:38,721
Rascal, you!
514
01:19:52,240 --> 01:20:00,048
Ice-cream, a beverage, a popsicle,
a doll's dress and for you not to argue.
515
01:20:00,552 --> 01:20:04,976
Tomorrow the new Donald Duck issue
will come out. Will you get it for me?38586
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