Original subtitles

Hey, Mayer!

Mayer, sit down! You’re blocking the view.

Ow! Stop that!

LUCY and the MIRACLES

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STARRING and SINGING

Precision, perfection, education, entertainment.

Toys from the Happy Childhood™ factory.

Precision, perfection, education, entertainment.

Toys from the Happy Childhood™ factory.

Precision, perfection, education, entertainment.

Toys from the Happy Childhood™ factory.

You’re fired, immediately! I warned you...

...back when you sewed a purple cat and a chequered lion!

Have you ever seen... ...a pink dog?

Pink dogs don’t exist!

Pink dogs don’t exist! Pink do... ow!

I warned you, I warned you! Pink dogs...

Don’t exist, don’t exist and... don’t exist!

Now they do.

This one’s name is... Laurel Hardy the Pink.

I warned you, I warned you!

You sewed a purple cat and a chequered lion!

I... I...

...warned...

I warned you!

I war... I war... I warned you!

Take him, bite him, Pink! Get him!

He fired your master,

he gave me lousy severance to starve me to death!

Get him, Pink, get him!

Let’s go, Pink.

Precision, perfection, education, entertainment.

Toys from the Happy Childhood™ factory.

Precision, perfection, education, entertainment.

Toys from the Happy Childhood™ factory.

It’s you, all of it, you!

Out! Out!

It’s you, all of it, you!

Out!

♫ If by any chance ♫ ♫ If by any chance ♫

♫ At ten in the morning ♫ ♫ Above distant waters ♫

♫ Above distant waters ♫ ♫ Blue steam rises up into the sky ♫

♫ Do not tarry, grab an oar ♫ ♫ It could lift up your little boat ♫

♫ By some chance, any little chance ♫ ♫ The steam above the waters ♫

♫ Anyone above the waters ♫ ♫ Anyone above the waters ♫

♫ Floating to the sky ♫ ♫ In their little boat ♫

♫ As a fact, without a doubt ♫ ♫ Can expect a lovely afternoon ♫

♫ They will see what no one other ♫ ♫ What no other human can see ♫

♫ And the whole ♫ ♫ The whole wide world ♫

♫ Will quietly envy them ♫

♫ Will silently envy them ♫ ♫ Will speechlessly envy them ♫

“I use Tiger petrol!”

- They fired you again? - What do you mean, again?

Let’s count.

Once at the sweet shop, now the dog.

His name is Laurel Hardy the Pink.

- You made that up. - I didn’t. I didn’t make it up.

The gave me 2.20 severance, so I bought an ice cream.

Strawberry with vanilla.

Ice cream, huh? I see. And a dog.

Did I ever get fired? No I didn’t.

Know why?

Because I paint what I am supposed to.

So, you paint what you are supposed to?

Have a look!

My, if you had kids...

- Entirely mad! - What’s with you?

Madwoman!

We look like clowns...

- Let’s get out of here. - Shh!

There were two of them, the painter and a girl.

He just kicked me!

They aren’t covered in paint. I swear!

They were standing over there, a moment ago!

No, no! There, there, over there!

No, no, no, what are you doing?

No, no, there, over there!

Will they fire you?

You’ll have to paint rooms, huh?

I love you.

Elsewhere, in an orphanage. Little Lucy is still searching for her mum.

Or — pfa — na —

Orphanage. Sit down!

Mayer, sit down! You’re blocking the view.

Tippity tap! Tippity tap!

Wait for me! Wait for me!

I’m looking for my slipper.

Wait, wait for me!

I got adopted by a butcher, he’ll feed me hot dogs.

He’ll come for me today!

Mine is a jet fighter pilot.

I called him daddy.

I’ll get picked up by my mum.

Wait, I’ll also get picked up by my mum.

She will also give me a hot dog, a doll and...

Have you ever seen this mum of yours?

Ah yes, you again.

Lucy, what is always on your mind?

Ouchie!

Come now, don’t you know?

Dad, dad, daddy!

Dad, dad, daddy!

Who will come for you?

So what!? Half a hot dog, no big deal.

How many mums are there in the world?

Come. About a million.

And even fewer dads...

Lucy? Lucy! Luuucy!

Are you my mum?

Wait, wait!

No, I am Santa Claus.

Santa comes only in winter, and he brings presents for small children.

Once he brought me chocolate, and he had a huge beard!

Have you by any chance seen my mum around with some chocolate?

I have! She sends you this dog.

His name is Lauro Hardy the Pink.

I have a dog! I have a dog!

I have a dog! I have a dooo...

From my mum.

His na... his name is Laulo Hudry the Pink.

Rose has a St. Bernard, but Lauro Hardy is...

Better... choo!

Achoo! Better!

- What is she like? - Your mum?

Well, you must have seen her when she gave you Pink for me.

She is utterly crazy!

Like me?

Golden hair,

eyes like hazel marbles,

and lips made of songs.

- She’s quite pretty. - Just like you.

- How pretty? - As a merry-go-round!

♫ If by any chance ♫ ♫ If by any chance ♫

♫ At ten in the morning ♫

♫ Above distant waters ♫ ♫ Above distant waters ♫

♫ Blue steam rises up into the sky ♫

♫ Do not tarry, grab an oar ♫

♫ It could lift up your little boat ♫

♫ By some chance, any little chance ♫

♫ The steam above the waters ♫

♫ Anyone above the waters ♫ ♫ Anyone above the waters ♫

♫ Floating to the sky ♫ ♫ In their little boat ♫

♫ As a fact, without a doubt ♫

♫ Can expect a lovely afternoon ♫

♫ They will see what no one other ♫

♫ What no other human can see ♫

♫ And the whole ♫ ♫ The whole wide world ♫

♫ Will quietly envy them ♫

♫ They will see what no one other ♫

♫ What no other human can see ♫

♫ And the whole, whole wide world ♫

♫ Will quietly envy them ♫

♫ Will silently envy them ♫

♫ Will speechlessly envy them ♫

Maybe she isn’t home.

She probably is. Her hat is here.

My, she’s so pretty!

Hey you, comb my hair a little.

- To make you pretty? - Mhm.

Lucy! Where has that Lucy gone again?

Lucy, come out, Lucy!

I must go and play. I must.

...and Lauro Hardy winked with his left eye,

and said: “Grr.” And the door which wasn’t there opened.

Wow, you smell nice!

You probably misheard. He must have said: “Open Sesame!”

No, he said: “Grr.”

And there were bells everywhere.

Where was this?

In the house of course,

behind the door, where my mum lives.

Will you bring me along?

Bye!

Don’t cry Pink, I’m not crying either.

You’re so pretty!

Would you like a sweet?

Eat quietly.

You have to change back, before they find you.

Change back...

Quickly!

Good morning, children, rise and shine!

Quickly, the sun is up as well!

We’ll go on a trip to see animals.

Quickly, children! Lucy!

- Lucy? - Good morning!

Lucy?

Good morning...

Santa!

Santa, take us to mum’s place.

Lauro Hardy...

Don’t cry, we’ll find her ourselves.

The orphaned children are ready to go to the ZOO...

- Mayer! - Give me a break.

You’re blocking the view.

Wait, us as well! Wait up!

And you are?

I came for Robbie.

I’m here for Lucy!

Will anything else fall?

No wonder, lost again!

Lucy, Lucy...

Dogs don’t belong in the ZOO!

Do we have to repeat ourself?

Luuucy!

Personally, I don’t mind dogs.

Come on, stop arguing.

Oh, Lucy! But she shouldn’t wander around on her own.

Well, but she doesn’t have a mum.

With kids, with kids there is, there is always difficulty, oh difficulty.

Luuuucyyy!

Luuucyy!

- Robert! - Lucy!

Robbie! Lucy!

- Robert! - Daddy, I’m here!

- I’m here, daddy! - Robbie!

Come here. Come, up!

Lucy! Luuucyy!

Why are you crying, Lucy?

Because they don’t have chequered lions and purple cats here,

like my mum and dad sew.

Dogs aren’t allowed at the ZOO!

Mummy, mummy, mummy! Mummy!

Mummy! No, I don’t want to!

Mummy! No, leave me alone! Mummy!

Hand it over. Gimme!

What? What the...

- I’m Lucy from the orphanage. - Where is the dog? Where is the...

It was just here, it was here. Pink all over.

It was, it was just here!

Move back a bit.

Woof, woof!

I solemnly swear, I saw him a moment ago.

It was all pink. And alive.

Shame on you, grabbing a little rabbit like this.

What, uh...

I am ashamed, but I didn’t want the rabbit to...

- Shame on you! - What...?

- Well, I know, but I... - Lucy!

- ...meant well! - Lucy!

Luuucyy!

It’s all your fault.

Now we are lost,

and I’ll never find my mum and dad.

Drink slowly.

Good day, sir!

Don’t worry, he’s not doing anything.

Accursed jobsworths!

What guttersnipe has...?

Twiddly-winks and thundering blazes!

Why... why were you under the net, grandpa?

A girl like you, just what I needed!

So I’m not all alone here!

Where is your mummy?

Well?

There.

Sewing dogs. She sewed this one for me as well.

- But he is always running away. - Running away?

Wait a minute then, no problem.

No problem. Hold him for a bit.

Like so.

His name is Lauro Hardy the Pink.

Look here, we’ll use some string.

Like so...

That will do it. Look at that.

But we have to go find my mum.

Let’s go, then.

What a shame.

What a crying shame!

But if you wanted a boy who can wiggle his ears...

Wherever is this boy?

Behind the red gate with a little bell, of course.

At our orphanage.

He can really wiggle his ears?

He can also do a handstand.

His name is Joey.

Joey, you say?

I’ll tell him you will stop by.

Come now.

This is the city, you know?

That’s a trolleybus, those are people, cars, and houses.

The green sun,

the red sun, the yellow sun,

and the whistle roost.

A girl who doesn’t know how to cross the street,

just what I needed!

So I’m not all alone here!

We can’t stay, we are looking for my mum.

But if you’d like, we have this girl

she’s only this tall, but she can walk already!

- What girl? - Veronica, who else?

Veronica.

Behind the red gate with a little bell.

- Why are you on top of my car, dear sir? - Come, Pink!

- Didn’t you hear the whistle? - I’ll tell her you’ll stop by!

What policeman? I’ll go mad!

- Go mad, then! - What are you saying, man?! I’ll...

My mum sewed him for me.

We also have Susie, and Tommy,

and Allie the gallie, chasing rabbits in the valley.

I’ll tell them you’ll stop by.

- Don’t run away! - Look how cute he is!

- I also want a pink one! - Wait for me! Wait for us!

I also want one, he is so pretty!

I want him.

- He transformed! - Oh, wow!

- How did you do it? - How is it possible?

How did you do that?

Do you know where my mum lives?

She sews dogs. She sewed this one for me as well.

What dogs?

Dogs like these, of course.

Not this one, not this one.

Not this one, not this one.

This one! This one too.

Not this one.

This one neither.

This one, this one too.

Not this one.

This one as well!

Help! Police!

Run, run, don’t let them catch us!

Help me!

- Burglary? - Yes.

- Eddie Morgan!? - No!

A little girl with a pink dog.

Listen, you...

Have you seen...

Code 8, Code 8, arrest girl with pink dog.

Diagonal Street, Code 8, over and out.

What is Code 8?

Wait up, Pink!

Wait for my mark!

Roger.

Roger!

Roger!

Wait, Pink!

Get ready!

Wait, not yet!

I told you to wait!

Wait, wait until I say so!

Wha...!? What are you doing?!

Wait up!

Wait up, Pink, wait!

Lauro Hardy, Pink, wait!

Lauro Hardy, wait, wait!

Stop running! Wait! Lauro Hardy!

Pink!

Leave me, save me!

Darling, have you seen a small girl with a pink dog around?

I haven’t.

But if you’d like, we have a girl at our place.

Eve, Vikki, Veronica, and...

Where?

Behind the red gate with a little bell.

I’ll tell them you’ll stop by.

That’s them!

Run, run, Pink, run!

“Lucy”

It’s your fault.

Nobody can help us now.

She’s entirely lost!

I... I will help you.

No you won’t. You’re blocking the view!

Sit down. Sit down!

Hey Lucy, I’m Mayer.

We’re watching you at the movies. Can I help out?

You can’t. Unless you find Santa for me.

I’ll try to, don’t worry.

Want an ice lolly?

I had a bit, though.

I don’t mind, thank you.

Lauro Hardy, here!

Eat quietly.

Don’t worry, we’re rooting for you, Lucy!

Drop me at the movies, I want to see the ending.

Can you go faster?

Before they start torturing them.

“FINISH LINE”

♫ When one hand ♫

♫ Works with the other ♫

♫ Then the work will ♫

♫ End in success ♫

[Austrian Imperial Anthem]

At your service.

Green, yes?

Like so, yes?

Move all furniture away from the walls.

Lucy?

Here, here we are!

It’s all Lauro Hardy’s fault.

He transformed.

- We went looking for my mum. - Shh!

Wait.

I’m afraid.

With me?

It’s dark in here, and I can hear some noise.

There are hundreds of pink dogs now!

They won’t be able to catch you!

Thank you!

Oh hey, it’s you! Hello, Lauro Hardy, Pink!

So Lucy, up with ya!

Thankfully you’re here. I’m running out of paint.

Come, Lucy. Shoe. Give me your foot.

Soo...

I bought you this.

A toothbrush.

Thank you, mummy.

Yeah, yeah, we’re coming!

Us as well!

Us as well! Us as well!

Us as well!

Us as well!

“SANTA” “LUCY” “PETRA”

Quiet, Lauro Hardy, Pink.

Lauro Hardy, where are you off to? Wait!

Oh, it’s you.

What are you doing here?

Where are the children?

I’m in a terrible rush.

Joey was adopted by an old man with a boat.

The rest by police officers and other people.

- And you? - Just these two screws...

...to fasten the right wing, otherwise all fine.

Bye now.

If we don’t see each other again,

say hello to that pink dog of yours.

Do you want a lion? But you mustn’t place him on the ground.

- Thanks. - Do you have the screws?

Yes dad!

Bye then.

Bye.

LUCY and the MIRACLES ♫ If by any chance, if by any chance ♫

♫ At ten in the morning ♫

♫ Above distant waters ♫ ♫ Above distant waters ♫

♫ Blue steam rises up into the sky ♫

♫ Do not tarry, grab an oar ♫

♫ It could lift your little boat ♫

♫ By chance, any little chance ♫

♫ The steam above the waters ♫

♫ Anyone above the waters ♫ ♫ Anyone above the waters ♫

♫ Floating to the sky ♫ ♫ In their little boat ♫

♫ As a fact, without a doubt ♫

♫ Can expect a lovely afternoon ♫

♫ They will see what no other ♫ ♫ No other human can see ♫

♫ And the whole ♫ ♫ The whole wide world ♫

♫ Will quietly envy them ♫

THE END