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As your senator, I have gone above and beyond to ensure liberty and

freedom for everyone in this state.

I'd argue we've lost our way, deviated from the traditional family values that

have made this state great.

I'm busy.

Can this wait?

Did you have a bad time?

Hi.

Sorry.

The press conference is tonight and the debate is tomorrow.

But how's my favorite chief of staff?

He's worried about you.

You know, I don't think I'm ready for this.

Six years ago was a much different time.

The world was a different place.

And you were a different person.

Yeah. Having a wife and kids sure changes things.

Can I run my speech by you?

If you must.

We as a country have lost our way.

The moral depravity that is taking place on a daily basis can only be challenged.

with swift and radical change.

If I am re-elected, I promise to ensure that we are able to instill and maintain

the family values that people like us, true Americans, grew up with.

My opponent believes that true freedom is letting everyone get a voice.

They believe us conservatives, church-going Americans, should be

silenced. Our beliefs are less important.

than those whose beliefs look to stomp us out with their liberalism, free love,

and same-sex desires?

Wait a minute.

You don't actually believe this, right?

Hello? Anyone there?

Of course I don't.

But the voters, this is what they want to hear nowadays.

When we were in college, you were the one telling me not to sell out for

things I didn't believe in.

But I'm a senator.

This is the stage.

And I have to provide for the family.

You were a lawyer. Your wife is a surgeon. I think financially you're all

set.

This is nice.

Can I... Can I tell you something?

Of course.

You know, I've never actually even met a gay person.

And... And I've been having thoughts.

What am I doing?

Are you sure you haven't?

I think I would know a gay if I ever met one.

I've had dots too.

So... have you ever actually done anything about them?

I want to, but I don't even know what to do.

So you think you should just keep it a secret?

If that's what I have to do, yeah.

But men are allowed to have some secrets.

Before you go out there, maybe you should know what you're talking about.

How would I do that?

I go on in an hour.

Well...

We...

We shouldn't.

No one has to know.

No one except us.

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I promise I won't tell anybody.

Please don't.

Yeah, no shit. So what are you going to say in your speech now?

I don't know.

But it sure as hell needs a rewrite.

Can I help?