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But then you'll end up with, like, some, look, some random-ass, big-ass houses

out of nowhere.

And then you'll look like, and then look at that house, some cheap little

fucking, or some old, cheap-looking house.

Yeah? You want to see if there's crocodiles?

Alliators?

What's up, Rocket? 500 bucks. Jump in and catch a Iguana.

Iguana?

Man.

What's up, bro? J-Mac would jump in that bitch and catch an iguana.

Country boy.

Country boy.

Alright,

well, let's... Alright, look. If you head out here, you can go to the...

There's like... Hold on. What is that right there?

Oh, look at that fucking dinosaur right there.

He's like right there hanging out on the fucking wall.

Catching some sun.

All right, so head out there and then you can head to the beach. There's a

beach down there. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What the fuck was that?

What the hell is she doing?

Hey, girl.

We're here to pick you up.

Your mom sent us.

Okay, your dad sent us.

Yeah, he said that you were wearing a pink shirt and pink shoes and that you

needed a ride home.

I'm just kidding. I'm just joking. Look, we tell jokes. We have a tube channel

that we just fuck around and do funny shit.

Is everything okay? You need me to tie your shoes for you?

No, I stepped on some shit.

Oh, like for real? You stepped on shit?

Well, I mean, look, I got, look, I got a, I got a, I got a, like, a Kleenex,

like a baby wipe, if you want to, like, you want to wipe it with that?

No, thank you. Are you sure?

Yeah. Look.

I know you, yeah, is it really? Here, look. Yeah, this is a brand new, thank

you.

There you go. What's your name?

Let me see.

You ain't trying to tell, tell me? You ain't trying to talk to me?

Come on, girl.

I ain't gonna, I ain't gonna hurt you.

Come on. I'm just trying to say hi to you.

Okay,

Cece. I see you.

I see you, Cece.

Hold on. Let me talk to you for a second. I have this tube channel. Let me

give you a hundred bucks.

Like, you can buy a new pair of shoes.

Come on.

We have this tube channel. We go around getting people's stories. Like, what's

their life and shit like that.

It's called Street Stories.

It's called Street Stories.

It's a two-page.

Can I talk to you about it? Can I get your story?

For a hundred bucks?

Yeah.

Come on, tell me your story.

You want to know about your girl? I want to know about you. Huh?

I'm from Miami.

Well, come here and talk to me so we don't have to, like... I don't want to

scream at you.

Hold on, because this is when I got the shit.

Okay, well, hold on. Nah, there ain't no shit right here. You good, girl.

This is not a setup, girl. I'm just trying to talk to you.

I don't see any shit here.

Oh,

you're definitely from Miami.

Thank you.

That's fine. I'll talk to you like that. I'll turn around.

Okay.

So, my story?

Yeah, what's your story? You said your name's Cece.

Yeah.

Okay. So what's up, Cece? What you doing out here by yourself?

How old are you, by the way? I want to make sure that you... I'm 26.

You're 26?

Yeah. Damn, girl, you old.

Yeah.

She said yeah. No, I'm just kidding. But no, I didn't think you were 26. You look

like barely like maybe 20.

Thank you, thank you.

Yeah, you got that young face. Okay.

Yeah. All right, Miss 26-year-old, what's up with you?

Nothing. I mean, what are you doing right now? Like, do you live in this

area, I guess, I suppose?

Yeah, I'm just walking around, like, trying to get some fresh air. I do this

every day.

Really? Yeah, I like to be out in nature.

Out in nature? Man, it's Miami.

Yeah. I like the sun.

Okay. Get some fresh air, you know.

Yeah. That's it? That's all you got to do?

No, I mean, tell me more. Like, you got a boyfriend?

You got a husband? What?

No, no boyfriend.

No? Why not? You crazy?

Fun? Yeah.

You're crazy.

You like to have your own fun. Yeah.

Oh, okay.

So what's up? Did you go to school? You work? What do you do?

Yeah, I work in an office.

Really?

Damn, for a girl that likes to be outside, huh? You work in an office?

You must hate your job.

It's part-time, so I'm barely there. What would be, like, your dream job?

My dream job? Not to work.

Jesus, okay.

I thought you were going to say something like, you know, work with

animals outside, like some kind of, maybe work at the zoo.

Maybe like a lifeguard.

A lifeguard?

Yeah, so I can sit and still be outside. I like to be outside. Shit!

So you don't want to help people. So being a lifeguard, you've got to save

people's lives, but that's not what intrigues you. It's sitting down and

being outside.

Yeah, definitely don't be a lifeguard. Please, please don't be a lifeguard.

Okay. You ain't trying to help nobody.

I'll help them.

help nobody yes you'll be like ah i gotta get up

i gotta get off this chair ah no

but other than that yeah so okay well then if you're trying to like have a

life where you don't work man you gotta like start your own business or

something then you know Sell something. You got to sell something. There you go.

You got to sell something that you could, like, make money while you sleep.

Yeah.

Yeah. I've been thinking about it.

Yeah. That's my goal.

Yeah. Okay. I was trying to figure it out then, huh? Yeah. I don't know what

to do yet, but... Really?

I mean, I'll give you a thousand bucks. Do something crazy.

A thousand bucks?

Yeah, for real, though. Like, we got... See, like, here we make a lot of money

off our views.

And like if we keep it, Uncle Sam takes it. So we like to, you know, it's better

if we just give it away.

So we give a lot of it away.

A thousand bucks?

Like every week you'll pay me every week? Oh, shit. No, no, no. I didn't

offer you a job.

Oh. No, no, no. I meant like a thousand bucks right now to do something crazy.

Okay.

Well, how crazy are we talking? Like something wild.

I don't know. Like, it might be pretty, like, I don't know. What kind of, I

mean, you live a wild life? You do anything crazy?

You ever had, like, a one-night stand or something?

Yeah. You go out, fuck somebody you don't know?

Yeah.

Okay, well, all right. Okay, fine.

Great. But it happened.

It happened, right? Yeah, it happened.

All right.

Because I'm going to ask you something crazy. Please don't get offended, but I

think it's worth a thousand.

To do something crazy?

Well, normally I'd be like, yo, show me your titties. But since you, like...

Yeah. Yeah, you didn't bring them with you.

So... So... Maybe... Maybe... I mean, you bring your vagina with you?

Yeah. She stays ready.

She stays ready? What the fuck?

Yo, girl, hold up.

Damn. Hold up, man. I'm not... I'm only talking about... Listen.

What I mean was, if you show us your vagina, I'll give you... I'll give you a

thousand bucks.

You got to give it to me first.

Look at her. Are you working right now? Did I just, like, did I fuck around and

get, like, a working girl right now?

No, no, you're right.

That's not appropriate.

That's not appropriate?

She said, hold on, let me rethink this. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I'm just

saying, you did a, you know, you did a one-night stand, so I'm just thinking,

you know, like, he saw your vagina, like, you know, for free, so I just

thought maybe I'd ask.

I mean, you don't... I mean... You seriously considering it?

I do need the money if you're being serious. I mean... I mean, look.

Look at this right here. Look.

I'll even let you hold it right now. Just don't run away. Because if you run

away, you're a bad person.

I ain't going to chase you. But you're a bad person. You're going to have to live

with the karma.

Okay.

Okay. So what do you think?

I mean, are you cool to show it or what?

I'll do a little sneak peek. A little sneak peek?

Yeah. For real, Cece?

You kept your word with the money, so.

I mean, we got to do it in here, of course. You cool to get in?

Let me see. Bring your shitty shoes in here?

Okay. But it has to be quick because I do have to go somewhere.

I mean, whatever. We're on your time.

Okay. Open the door. Watch it. Make sure it don't hit you.

I hope your shoes don't stink.

Well, look, I told you that I'm gonna shit.

Here, have a... Yeah, there you go. Oh,

it's not shit. Oh, that's not shit shit.

I thought you, like, actually meant, like, shit.

No, these little... These little bugaboos.

Damn.

You got to pull it up.

Nothing but the best here. Go this way.

So what's up? You got all those off?

No.

No.

Give me one second.

I want to make sure.

You good? Yeah.

Oh, man, they attacked you.

No, I was grabbing the tissue.

Okay, hold on.

Sorry.

Says you got to keep the new shoes clean.

Now I can get me another one.

Oh, look.

Yeah, back up. Just leave that shit there. Back up over here.

Okay. We got you.

So tell us. Tell us what's up.

I got to keep this safe. Hold on.

There you go.

Ain't nobody trying to take nothing back. We're good, girl. That's yours.

Yeah, we straight.

You straight, girl.

We would never do that.

Okay. So what's up? So tell us your back story. So what would make it okay, or

why would you consider showing us your pussy for $1,000?

I just shaved this morning.

It's just fresh.

Yeah, freshly waxed. Yeah.

You got to show somebody since it's just fresh, right? I mean, you got no

boyfriend, I guess, huh? You got nothing holding you back?

No boyfriend.

You trying to make that money, huh?

Fuck it, money talks, bullshit walks, right?

It's summertime, you know? It's summertime!

I gotta show that shit! Oh my god.

She's definitely from Miami.

What? I mean, if you're not shy, I guess. I mean, he's not shy. We're not

shy. We'd love to... So go ahead.

Yeah.

Okay.

Gotta go through a little process.

I've never seen 15 buttons. 15 buttons, right.

You just keep it, like, buttoned up all the way for day two.

You don't even have to take off your panties if you don't want. You can just

pull it to the side.

Need some help? I hope you weren't rocking around too long.

I am a little sweaty. I'm not going to... It's okay.

I'm just going to take it all the way off.

Oh. Oh.

Whatever. Just fold them up just nice and neat. You don't need those.

Let's see.

Okay.

Let's see a little sneak peek.

Okay. Have a look.

Got a nice little cupping.

Thank you.

Woo! Come on, let's get a bigger look.

Get a longer look.

Look, my hairs are growing back already.

I'm going to have to see that lady.

Yeah.

She looks good, though.

But yeah, that's it.

Now it's time to go.

I mean, look, you shouldn't try to leave so soon. We got a lot of money.

You know, there's more opportunity.

Yeah.

Here, why don't you turn around?

Turn around and just bend over the couch right there.

Stay from behind.

You got to get a better look at different angles.

Look at that little booty.

Little booty tootie.

You got a nice little booty.

Thank you.

Let me see. Can I pull it over to the side?

Okay. Yeah.

Ooh, look at that.

Open that thing up.

You got a nice little cute ass.

How do you even have boyfriends?

You have a hard time.

I'm just saying, like, you have a hard time having sex and being what's tiny.

Right.

No? Look at her. She's like, no.

Is it a tight fit up in there?

I think she's like, are you a bit of a size queen?

What does that mean?

It means you like big things going inside of you.

BBC.

Yeah.

I guess so. She said, yeah.

Let's do a size check. Can I touch it?

Yeah?

We're just going to stare at you here.

See if I can tell what she's going through.

Oh, it is tight.

Yeah. Oh, she do got a tight thing.

Tell us what you're going through. How's that feel?

I'm going to try to play two.

Can you play two?

I don't know.

How you doing back there?

I'm trying to discover.

I'm trying to find.

See how tight it is.

Oh, shit. It's got two in here.

Do you like it down there or do you like it up here?

Right there.

Right there?

Yeah.

She might ask you what you prefer.

She likes it.

Yeah?

That's a tight little pussy.

Just spit on it a little bit.

There you go.

You got such a pretty little pussy.

There you go

Lucy

move that ass a little bit

This thing looks so good.

Should I lick it?

One little lick. Huh?

One little lick? Just a tiny lick? Just a... Okay, you can do more. You can do

more? Okay.

Good pussy.

Get into this.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Like that thing, that pussy?

Mm-hmm.

You want some dick to sign on it?

Right back in there

See if that's it. Oh, fuck.

A little winter.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes, how you doing?

This is a fucking perfect fit.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Right there.

Don't move. Just like that.

Just like that.

Yes, baby.

Yes.

Oh, here.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

There you go. Turn that ass around for me.

Flip around, you see a missionary.

Amen.

Thank you.

We'll see you take care.

Amen.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes.

Let me see that right here.

I think it's sexy that it's taking your time.

Thank you.

See you later. Get back on the floor. See you later.

Get back on the floor.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck. Oh yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Thank you.

Because I had sex.

How was it? Here.

You have fun?

Yeah. You look like you had fun.

Oh, my bad. You're a wild one.

You're a wild one.

Make some extra dough.

Oh, you're cleaning me up.

Oh, look at that.

This is a keeper.

He's a keeper.

Before we find her, I'm just going to roll.

Oh, man. Let's get on.

That was awesome.

That was an experience.

Yeah, I look like you had hella fun.

Oh, shit.

Well, that was fun, right?

It was an experience. I had fun. It was an experience? Well, thank you so much.

That was fucking awesome.

Thank you.

Okay, I guess we'll see you around.

Yeah, let me know whenever.

We got your phone number, so we'll call you. All right, bye.

Stay brave.