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Okay.

Alright, I think I have all the right ingredients.

A little Vito.

I need to, let's see.

Yeah. It's got a lot of good stuff in it.

Like, what? I mean, it smells... Like, carrot.

Okay. Ginseng.

I mean, it's not too bad.

Is this going to work for our workout?

Okay. Are you ready?

Show me what you got. How are we doing this?

You ready to do some sit-ups?

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Yeah, that burns a lot.

You have to wake up.

What time is it?

It's already late. You're supposed to be up.

We're supposed to work out today.

Why are you naked in my bed?

I'm not naked.

You're not in workout outfits.

Well, I can get ready, but you need to get up.

I'm up. I'm up.

Come on.

Yeah,

give me a minute.

put my life together jesus okay well you promised that you would start being

healthy with me and we were going to get a good workout today and i stand by that

and we will get a workout in today and we will do that as soon as i wake up

just a little bit and get something to eat or at least in my stomach i

can make you a smoothie okay yeah

When you're healthy, smoothie things.

Does it taste like gardens?

I think you'll like it.

Alright, I trust you.

Okay. Come on.

Yeah, I'm coming, I'm coming.

I made you another smoothie.

Oh, goody.

Sweeter than the other one.

Well, I did put a little bit more honey in it this time.

Oh, nice.

Very good.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Are you ready to do some yoga?

Yoga?

I don't know about yoga. Yoga's not going to do anything for me.

It'll help you stretch more and, like, work your muscles.

Honey, it's yoga.

It's just fancy stretching.

We've done that.

It's part of working out. It's part of getting healthy.

Come on. All right, all right, all right. You asked.

You want to do this. Show me what to do.

Okay, honey. What is this?

I mean, all you have to do is just watch me and copy me.

Uh-huh. Yeah.

So you can just start small and do simple stretches.

Make sure you're really feeling it.

Yeah, I definitely do that.

And then go wide.

And then walk forward.

And put your feet a little bit closer together.

And push into your legs.

Like this?

It's so hard.

And back up.

One leg forward.

You really like to rub your leg, huh?

Well, it's just, it's easier when you're going down.

That way you don't hurt yourself.

Uh-huh.

I just wanted to do some more stretching.

Try to straighten your legs. They're not totally straight.

How about we go down?

And stretch your back.

Okay, now come up.

Yeah. I'll maybe stand up.

I think I can.

Is that better?

Something.

Whoa.

You got a little high there, darling.

I don't even kind of need it. You're really stiff.

Well, maybe it's just a little muscle or...

Maybe it's the blue balls.

Oh, what?

Why don't you go sit down?

I think you need to relax for a second.

I

think

that does feel really good.

Yeah?

You should be going that high.

It's okay. I'm just trying to help you.

Why would you say that about blue balls?

I'm just joking.

Uh-huh. Your muscles are just sore.

Uh-huh.

Does it hurt? Are you okay?

No, no, it doesn't hurt.

Okay, okay. It's just, I mean, it's just a step.

God, we're getting a little close.

See, it's okay.

You keep getting awfully close to my penis.

You know...

You really just need to relieve some tension.

You're really stiff.

Uh-huh.

I mean, the massage is all bearing pretty nicely.

It's okay.

It'll make you feel better.

What will make me feel better?

Maybe if I help you with that?

Would you like that?

That's not the question, though.

Mother would kill us.

She's not here.

This doesn't make any of this true.

oh oh

Oh.

Oh.

uh huh

oh

huh huh

Oh my gosh.

That's so good.

Oh.

uh huh

uh oh

Wow.

uh oh

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, yeah, just like that.

Wow.

You cannot tell anybody about this.

We're not going to tell anybody.

No.

Did that make you feel better?

Come on.

Go on what?

It was so much fun. Let's do it again.

No, that was a one-time thing.

Come on. I want you to focus.

This is not going to happen. That was a mistake.

Honey, don't you want to be with somebody more your own age?

Not your stepdad. It's just not appropriate.

Bye, I'm going out.

Since you won't fuck me, I'll go fuck somebody else.

Hey, wait, wait.

Hey.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Come on, you don't want to go do that, especially dressed like that.

Why not?

It's not like you're going to do anything.

Yeah, but just finding some random stranger, especially when you're...

Tits are hanging out.

It's going to get the wrong kind of guy. Not the kind of person you want to be

trying anything with.

I don't care. I'm going out.

No. Not like that. I'll tell your mom.

We're not supposed to be doing this.

What are you doing?

It's not what's supposed to happen.

You were really good at that.

Ah.

Oh, it's fine.