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I think you'll
like this, Dick.
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The commercial said the
extra ingredient is love.
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Next time try making the
extra ingredient cheese.
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- What's with Harry?
- Don't bother him.
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- He's transmitting my status report.
- Status report?
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To the big giant head?
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Why should we have to answer to
that pencil-pushing desk jockey anyway?
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Frankly, I don't care
what he thinks.
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What did it
say about me?
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Resume normal functions
in three,
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two, one.
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- What did I miss?
- So what did you put in the report?
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- Lots of time and effort.
- Come on, read it back.
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"Dear big giant head,
how are you?
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We're fine. So's the
weather." Yada, yada, yada.
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"The mission is taking
longer than anticipated.
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The being designated Sally
has bravely infiltrated
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the female gender.
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The Harry unit is
functioning adequately.
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The high commander
has squandered six months
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- in the futile pursuit of a single earth woman..."
- Wait, wait!
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What was that?
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I am functioning
adequately.
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That thing about my futile
pursuit of Dr. Albright.
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How could you write
this about me?
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I'm the information officer.
I'm sworn to tell the truth.
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Well, the truth is
that through Mary
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I have explored every facet
of the male/female dynamic.
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Have you established a
monogamous relationship with her?
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- No.
- Have you bonded emotionally?
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- No.
- Have you had one successful date?
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Well, if by successful
you mean pleasant,
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no.
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I wouldn't
sweat it, Dick.
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The big giant head never
reads these things, anyway.
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Perhaps I have been remiss,
but mark my words.
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By the week's end,
I will have established
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an emotional beachhead
with Dr. Albright.
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This I vow.
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Yeah, and Harry's going
to win the Nobel prize.
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Well, I'm happy
just to be nominated.
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- Good morning.
- Good morning, Nina.
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Oh, Those are nice.
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They cost $89.
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- Don't tell her that.
- Oh, right.
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- Good morning.
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They cost $89.
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- Oh.
- Dr. Albright, would you do me the honor
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of joining me
for dinner tonight?
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No.
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Why are you doing this?
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Can't you see how much
pain you're causing?
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He's nothing,
if not resilient.
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Not him, me.
The two of you
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are driving me
up the wall.
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You're obviously
attracted to him.
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Take a chance
on love, woman.
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- I don't know.
- Look at him.
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I suppose it's time to
give the big dog a biscuit.
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And I do
have to eat.
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- Okay, I'll go out with you.
- Yes!
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Come on, Dick, I really
need to get in there.
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I'm sorry. I need to be
handsome tonight,
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and I mean
sears-Catalog handsome.
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If he wants to get somewhere
with her, he should follow my lead.
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Mr. Randell and I have
a dreamy relationship.
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Yeah, you don't even
call him by his first name.
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That's what sophisticated
people do on this planet.
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I realize it's not as
romantic as you and August
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meeting in the lunchroom
and sharing your pudding cup.
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Hey! We were just voted
cutest couple, so shut up.
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Okay, where's my shoes?
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I think I saw one of them
right over there.
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Oh, my god,
it's Harry.
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His cranial microreceiver,
it's activated.
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Transmission incoming
from the big giant head.
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Thank you for calling
the big giant head.
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He cares about you.
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Your status report was
received. Please wait for comments.
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- Oh, no, no, no.
- Please, please, no comments.
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- There are no comments.
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Resume normal functions
in three, two, one.
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I told you the big giant
head never reads those things.
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I really resent how
we're supposed to jump
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every time the big
giant head sends a message.
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I know, everyone knows
he only got the job
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by kissing
the big giant butt.
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Oh, this is fun.
What a great idea.
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- Hai.
- Hai.
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All: oh!
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- Hai.
- Hai.
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- Hai.
- Hai.
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- Hai.
- Hai.
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Hey,
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He knew what he was getting
into when he took this job.
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August,
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We share more than pudding,
don't we?
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You've got pudding?
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No, I was using it as a
metaphor for our relationship.
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Our relationship
is soft and gooey?
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No, no. Never mind, okay?
Never mind.
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You didn't have to walk
me up. I know the way.
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I don't mind.
You mentioned coffee.
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- Hey, guys.
- Both: hi, Mr. Randell.
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Well, sit down.
Take off your shirt... shoes.
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Tommy, I need the parlor
to entertain Mr. Randell,
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Mr. Kevin Randell.
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- We're doing homework.
- Yeah, Mesopotamia.
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Oh, the fertile
crescent.
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Would you like
to see it?
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- Pardon?
- Never mind.
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I'll see to that coffee.
Tommy, help auntie Sally.
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Excuse us.
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I need the living room to
be alone with Mr. Randell.
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- Why?
- I think I'm falling in love with the guy.
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Tommy: you just want the
living room so you can make out.
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So how's history
this year?
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- Good.
- Good.
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Oh-hh, hai!
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Oh-hh, hi.
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Thanks for
bailing me out.
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You are so much fun.
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Dr. Albright,
your hand is on my knee.
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- Do you want me to move it?
- Please.
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No, I meant
move it around.
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Well, August
sure left early.
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After you dumped coffee
on her, she got the hint.
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She made a rude comment
about my jell-o with cheese.
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Jell-o with cheese?
What kind of woman are you?
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Come on, let's not squabble.
We're family.
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Sit, sit, sit, sit,
sit, sit, sit, sit.
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Let's play a game,
shall we? What'll it be?
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- Bite me.
- All right, who's it?
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Okay, fine.
You know,
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you try to help, but
this is the thanks you Ge...!
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Transmission incoming
from the big giant head.
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- What, again?
- Thank you for your status report.
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I judge your mission to be
a complete failure.
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Replacements arrive
in 24 hours.
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Resume normal functions
in three, two, one.
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What did I miss?
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- They're aborting the mission.
- Replacements arrive tomorrow.
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They're sending us home.
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All: oh!
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Oh-hh!
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Oh, Dr. Albright,
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that was the greatest
30 seconds of my life.
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Ahh! Smell
the spring air.
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What do you say
we have class outside?
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The world is
such a perfect place.
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- What are we doing indoors?
- Leon: Dr. Solomon.
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What is it, darling?
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Well, I think we're supposed
to be having our final exam.
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I'm shooting for a "d,"
so I'll need the full hour.
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Final exam?
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Today?
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I forgot.
Isn't that a hoot?
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You see,
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I didn't make
it home last night.
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I could have,
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but I was awfully
comfortable where I was,
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in a place that's
definitely not home.
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Dr. Solomon,
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Are you...
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all right?
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I can't talk about it.
It's too personal.
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Let's just say
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I had sex
with Dr. Albright.
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Oh!
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Dr. Solomon, we don't
need to know about this.
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That's where you're wrong,
bug. You might learn something.
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Last night at 11:22,
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eastern standard time,
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my spiritual
self, "x,"
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and my corporeal
self, "y,"
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were fused together...
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for the first time.
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But let's move on.
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Dick, I need to talk to you.
I have big news.
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I have big news, too.
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Can we please just step
outside for a minute?
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All right. Class,
while I'm gone,
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I'd like you to ponder
being naked under cool,
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cool sheets.
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We're leaving?!
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No-Ooo!
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- Just answer my question.
- All right.
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Hypothetically speaking,
if you were out of my life,
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I'd experience
separation anxiety,
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and I'd probably harbor
some resentment.
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But you know that even if we weren't
together, I'd always care about you?
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Wait a second,
are you dumping me?
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- No. No!
- It's that cheerleader Cheryl, isn't it?
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Well, let me clue you in
, pal. It's all padding.
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No, August, you don't...
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you don't understand.
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Wait. It is?
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You Like My Coffee?
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I Put Cheese In It.
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It's Good, Isn't It?
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It's, Um...
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Cheddary.
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- Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.
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If I could never make
coffee for you again...
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not that that's
going to happen.
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I mean, I'm here with my pot,
ready to pour.
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Would you miss me?
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Why are you
asking me this?
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I don't know.
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Call it girlish
insecurity.
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- How would you feel?
- Awful.
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Awful like somebody
ripped your heart out
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and then showed
it to you?
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Well, not showed
it to me.
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So what you're saying is,
without me
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you'd be
a lonely, miserable wreck
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for what, a week, a month,
the rest of your life?
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The rest of my life.
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Oh, Mr. Randell.
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You don't know how
happy you've made me.
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Certainly.
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I thought you and Dr.
Solomon had a date again tonight.
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- We did.
- He stood you up?
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Oh, no,
I talked to him.
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He said he got an
upsetting phone call from a friend
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with a big head,
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and he didn't think
he'd be much fun tonight.
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Oh. Well, my all-time
favorite excuse was
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"I have a terminal
illness."
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You actually had that
pulled on you?
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Yes, but in all fairness,
the guy died.
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So, are you going
to be okay?
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Nina
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I am at the stage
in my life
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where I refuse to let
a man's childish behavior
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steer me off course.
I am taking the high road.
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Yeah? If I were you,
I'd go over there
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and nail his sorry ass
to the wall.
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That is
the high road.
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Ahh, I can't believe we're being
called back. I don't want to go.
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I know. I'm so upset.
I don't know what to pack.
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Do you think I could take
these open-toed metallic sandals?
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Lieutenant, once we're out of
here, we won't even have feet.
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But they look like a pump
and feel like a sneaker.
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- Pull yourself together.
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I've grown attached to
certain things on this planet, too.
247
00:14:27,053 --> 00:14:29,140
You think I'm not going
to miss the sunsets,
248
00:14:29,353 --> 00:14:30,881
the change of seasons,
249
00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:33,518
the way my students
avert their eyes
250
00:14:33,543 --> 00:14:35,314
when I pass them
in the halls?
251
00:14:36,404 --> 00:14:37,920
You know what I'm going to
miss the most?
252
00:14:38,913 --> 00:14:39,929
All of you.
253
00:14:40,026 --> 00:14:42,617
What do you mean? We're still going
to be together. We're still a unit.
254
00:14:42,642 --> 00:14:44,848
I know, but we won't
be a family anymore.
255
00:14:45,434 --> 00:14:47,184
- Oh, lieutenant.
- Oh, sir.
256
00:14:49,144 --> 00:14:52,062
I promised myself
I wasn't going to do this.
257
00:14:52,366 --> 00:14:53,606
Harry, be brave.
258
00:14:55,215 --> 00:14:57,060
This is no time for
weakness.
259
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:58,815
We must be strong.
260
00:14:59,698 --> 00:15:01,517
- Dick.
- Mary.
261
00:15:02,053 --> 00:15:03,742
- Dick.
- Mary.
262
00:15:03,814 --> 00:15:04,966
- Dick.
- Harry.
263
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:05,762
What?
264
00:15:07,653 --> 00:15:09,987
I'd like a few words
with you in private.
265
00:15:10,012 --> 00:15:12,195
Mary, we have
no secrets.
266
00:15:12,644 --> 00:15:15,896
Whatever we have to say to each other
we can say in front of the whole group.
267
00:15:16,317 --> 00:15:19,290
- Last night when we were having...
- Let's go out onto the roof.
268
00:15:21,023 --> 00:15:24,557
Well, I'm going to go down and get my
record collection for the trip back.
269
00:15:24,582 --> 00:15:26,591
You know, tunes
for the road.
270
00:15:27,688 --> 00:15:30,395
Great, 14 light-years
of glen Campbell.
271
00:15:32,455 --> 00:15:34,710
- I have something to say to you.
- So do I.
272
00:15:34,735 --> 00:15:35,975
Something important,
273
00:15:36,199 --> 00:15:38,383
but I don't know
how to start.
274
00:15:38,717 --> 00:15:40,011
Let me take
a stab at it.
275
00:15:40,338 --> 00:15:43,083
You love me. Last night
meant the world to you,
276
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,833
but you have to push me
away so you don't hurt me.
277
00:15:45,858 --> 00:15:47,479
Someday I'll see it
was all for the best.
278
00:15:47,504 --> 00:15:49,637
Please believe you!
Please believe you!
279
00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:51,436
That's it exactly.
280
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:54,065
Mary, you understand
my every thought.
281
00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:57,886
I understand. You've had
the milk. Why buy the cow?
282
00:15:57,975 --> 00:16:01,777
No, I want you.
I want the cow.
283
00:16:04,527 --> 00:16:07,332
For what, a one-night stand in the barn?
284
00:16:07,497 --> 00:16:09,351
I will not be
treated this way.
285
00:16:09,666 --> 00:16:11,885
- You hurt me.
- How did I hurt you?
286
00:16:11,910 --> 00:16:14,546
Do you know why we ended
up at my place last night?
287
00:16:14,692 --> 00:16:18,199
Not because I was lonely. Not
because I had too much sake.
288
00:16:18,594 --> 00:16:20,211
We ended up
there because...
289
00:16:20,931 --> 00:16:22,088
I care for you.
290
00:16:22,904 --> 00:16:23,693
Oh, Mary.
291
00:16:27,313 --> 00:16:29,452
Why did you have to wait
until now to tell me?
292
00:16:30,433 --> 00:16:31,709
What's wrong with now?
293
00:16:32,899 --> 00:16:35,602
I wish I had a machine
that could freeze time.
294
00:16:36,421 --> 00:16:38,612
Unfortunately, I left it
in my other jacket.
295
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:43,817
- Dick?
- Aah!
296
00:16:44,506 --> 00:16:48,216
Come in here. I've got
wonderful news from "home."
297
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,356
You...
298
00:16:50,396 --> 00:16:52,762
wait right here.
I'll be right back.
299
00:17:00,198 --> 00:17:01,573
Ok, Dick's here.
What is it?
300
00:17:01,656 --> 00:17:02,434
Ok
301
00:17:02,573 --> 00:17:05,679
- There was a mistake in the message.
- Tell me!
302
00:17:06,004 --> 00:17:08,679
Dick, you're the only one
who's going. We all get to stay.
303
00:17:08,704 --> 00:17:11,458
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
304
00:17:11,483 --> 00:17:14,485
Both: aw!
305
00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:16,668
How did you get
your information?
306
00:17:17,317 --> 00:17:20,386
Well. I was down in the basement
getting my record collection,
307
00:17:20,594 --> 00:17:22,444
- and I bumped into your replacement.
308
00:17:22,924 --> 00:17:23,934
- My replacement?
309
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,561
It's in the basement. He
wants to talk to you, Dick,
310
00:17:26,841 --> 00:17:27,864
now.
311
00:17:36,153 --> 00:17:36,959
Hello?
312
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:40,949
Hello?
313
00:17:42,319 --> 00:17:43,174
Hello?
314
00:17:44,706 --> 00:17:45,517
Where are you?
315
00:17:48,898 --> 00:17:49,632
You...
316
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,254
you're gorgeous!
317
00:17:55,379 --> 00:17:56,226
Thank you.
318
00:17:56,670 --> 00:17:58,966
This body should
suit me nicely.
319
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,764
The big giant head
is very unhappy,
320
00:18:03,251 --> 00:18:04,306
commander.
321
00:18:05,596 --> 00:18:07,571
I've been sent here
to replace you
322
00:18:08,222 --> 00:18:09,763
and complete
the mission
323
00:18:10,251 --> 00:18:13,202
with ruthless
efficiency.
324
00:18:15,908 --> 00:18:18,198
And now I'm
afraid it's time
325
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:21,224
for me to assume
command.
326
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,558
You think you can just
waltz in here and take over?
327
00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:26,636
You have no idea!
328
00:18:27,279 --> 00:18:28,226
The people here
329
00:18:28,251 --> 00:18:30,283
are so complex.
330
00:18:30,308 --> 00:18:32,402
They have all these
feelings and impulses,
331
00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:34,476
dreams and fears.
332
00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:36,300
And every time
you've mastered one,
333
00:18:36,325 --> 00:18:38,100
another one catches
you by surprise.
334
00:18:39,158 --> 00:18:41,008
Tonight I finally
made a breakthrough.
335
00:18:41,459 --> 00:18:43,891
One of these people
cares about me.
336
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:46,831
You can't make me
leave now!
337
00:18:46,856 --> 00:18:48,222
Oh, yes, I can.
338
00:18:48,677 --> 00:18:49,612
What about...
339
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:52,242
Mary?
340
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:55,514
I'll take care
of her... good.
341
00:18:55,925 --> 00:18:58,415
No. I won't
allow it!
342
00:18:58,646 --> 00:19:00,544
I love her!
I'm not leaving her!
343
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,331
How touching.
344
00:19:03,329 --> 00:19:05,613
You know, you've actually
changed my mind.
345
00:19:06,451 --> 00:19:08,203
I think I will
let you stay here,
346
00:19:09,168 --> 00:19:10,238
right here,
347
00:19:11,215 --> 00:19:12,224
forever.
348
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,494
No. You're not...
349
00:19:29,854 --> 00:19:31,642
oh, my god!
350
00:19:31,745 --> 00:19:33,652
He's turned me
into a mime!
351
00:19:37,015 --> 00:19:39,887
You know, if you play "
Wichita lineman" backwards,
352
00:19:40,022 --> 00:19:41,656
you get our
national anthem.
353
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:49,298
What's so funny, Dick?
354
00:19:50,127 --> 00:19:51,070
I am not...
355
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:52,888
Dick
356
00:19:54,505 --> 00:19:55,999
I'm your new
high commander.
357
00:19:56,942 --> 00:20:00,098
From this point forward,
you will refer to me as such.
358
00:20:00,929 --> 00:20:01,950
Okay,
359
00:20:02,175 --> 00:20:03,141
such.
360
00:20:11,233 --> 00:20:12,626
- What have you
done with Dick?
361
00:20:12,897 --> 00:20:15,254
That's for me to know
and you to find out.
362
00:20:16,666 --> 00:20:19,022
There's going to be a
lot of changes around here.
363
00:20:19,853 --> 00:20:20,985
For instance,
364
00:20:21,448 --> 00:20:22,925
from now on, this...
365
00:20:24,565 --> 00:20:25,483
goes here.
366
00:20:33,002 --> 00:20:34,832
And that's just
the first of many...
367
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:38,099
changes.
368
00:20:42,195 --> 00:20:44,897
Wow, what
a black hole.
369
00:20:50,940 --> 00:20:51,813
- Mary.
370
00:20:52,235 --> 00:20:54,567
Is everything all right?
- Everything's perfect.
371
00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:57,264
For the last six
months, I've been
372
00:20:57,289 --> 00:20:58,859
a bumbling fool.
373
00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:01,410
As of right now,
that's over.
374
00:21:03,144 --> 00:21:05,391
I only care about
one thing now,
375
00:21:05,508 --> 00:21:06,860
and that's pleasure...
376
00:21:07,777 --> 00:21:10,458
yours and mine.
377
00:21:11,699 --> 00:21:14,090
- Oh, please.
- That's good.
378
00:21:15,054 --> 00:21:16,600
I like it
when they beg.
379
00:21:17,739 --> 00:21:20,738
- How dare you...
- Shh!
380
00:21:21,644 --> 00:21:23,457
Let daddy drive.
381
00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:32,468
Wow!
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