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Michael: Tonight the Scranton
business park is having casino night
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and we are converting
our warehouse
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into a full-blown gambling hall.
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And I know it's illegal
in Pennsylvania,
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but it's for charity.
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And I consider myself
a great philanderer.
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It's just... it's nice to
know, at the end of the day,
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I can look in the mirror
and say,
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"Michael, because of you,
some little kid in the Congo
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"has a belly full of rice
this evening."
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Makes you feel good.
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Excuse me. How long is
the wait for a table for two?
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I would never, ever serve you.
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Not in a million, billion years.
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It's a nice tux.
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I know. It belonged
to my grandfather.
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He was buried in it,
so family heirloom.
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So, what's the deal? We
gotta pay for our own drinks?
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That's lame.
Come on, it'll be fun,
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and besides,
I'm a roulette expert.
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Impossible. Roulette
is not a game of skill,
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it is a game of chance.
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I can always kind of
win at roulette.
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Oh, really?
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Mmm-hmm.
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Yeah. How would you do that?
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Mind control.
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You can't be serious.
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Are you serious?
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Ever since I was a little kid,
like, eight or nine,
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I could sort of
control things with my mind.
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I don't believe you. Continue.
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It was just little things,
you know,
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like I could make
something shake
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or I could make a marble
fall off the counter.
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You know, just little things.
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That's ridiculous.
You know what?
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Why don't you move
that coat rack?
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Excuse me, everyone!
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Attention in the office, please.
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Jim is about to prove
his telekinetic powers
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and he needs absolute silence.
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Go ahead.
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Okay, I'll try.
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Oh, my god.
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Itry not to think of it
as lagging behind.
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It's more of a David-and-Goliath
thing. Jan: Yeah, but...
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Well, the fact of the matter is
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that your branch
is currently number four
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of the five branches
that I oversee.
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Top 80%I
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Michael? Yeah?
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You know that I'm
very serious here.
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Jan, listen, I promise that I
will kick it up a notch. Baml
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what?
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Emeril. Oh, actually,
while I have you,
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not that I have you
or have ever had you,
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but we're having
our casino night tonight
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and I think everyone would love
to see their fearless leader here.
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I thought that you were
their fearless leader.
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I am, but you are the Eva
peron to my Cesar Chavez.
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I think you can handle it.
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Oh, come on. Come on.
I think so, Michael...
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You know, it'd be fun.
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I can hear it in your voice.
You need a break.
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Goodbye, Michael.
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Jan and I understand each other.
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The romance thing is sort
of on hold for the time being,
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but we've remained good friends.
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Good friends with privileges.
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Not now, some day.
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Okay, everybody.
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Tonight's event is to benefit
the boy scouts ofamerica.
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Again. We do that every year.
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Well, they need our money.
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They don't have cookies
like the girl scouts.
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It'd be nice to do something for
people who are actually suffering.
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Well, Oscar,
if you don't like it,
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then you should
concentrate on winning.
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Because the person at the end of
the evening with the highest chip count
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will receive $500 to donate
to the charity of their choice.
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And they will get a mini-fridge,
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compliments
of Vance refrigeration.
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Dwight: Yes. So,
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get your charities in to Pam.
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I, for example,
am playing for comic relief.
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That doesn't exist anymore.
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Comedy's very much alive,
as are homeless people.
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No, they stopped
making that show.
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Well, then, they need
our money more than ever.
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You have to pick an approved,
non-profit organization.
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There's a great soup kitchen
in downtown Scranton.
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Delicious pea soup on Thursdays.
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I'll probably
give the money to them.
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Something with animals.
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Or people.
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Kobe Bryant has a foundation,
and he is so hot.
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And he gave his wife
the biggest diamond ring.
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I know he didn't do it.
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Maybe he did it.
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We are giving money
that has been gambled.
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Why don't we just deal drugs
or prostitute ourselves,
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and donate that money
to charity?
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Oh, and another fun thing.
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We, at the end of the night,
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are going to give the check
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to an actual group
of boy scouts.
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Right, Toby? We're gonna...
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Actually, I didn't think it was
appropriate to invite children
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since it's... you know,
there's gambling and alcohol,
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and it's in
our dangerous warehouse
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and it's a school night...
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And, you know, Hooters is
catering. You know, is that enough?
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Should I keep going?
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Why are you
the way that you are?
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Honestly, every time I try to
do something fun or exciting,
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you make it not that way.
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I hate
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so much about the things
that you choose to be.
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Okay, you know what?
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I will not donate my winnings
to comic relief,
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since apparently
it doesn't exist.
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I am going to donate
to afghanistanis with aids.
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I think you mean
the aid to Afghanistan.
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No, I mean
afghanistanis with aids.
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Afghani.
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What? Afghani.
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That's a dog. No, that's Afghan.
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That's a shawl.
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Wait, canine aids? No.
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Humans with aids. Who has aids?
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Guys, the afghanistananies.
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Okay, you know what? No. No.
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Aids is not funny.
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Believe me, I have tried.
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There are certain topics that
are off-limits to comedians,
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jfk, aids, the holocaust.
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The Lincoln assassination
just recently became funny.
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I need to see this play
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like I need a hole in the head.
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And I hope to someday
live in a world
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where a person could tell
a hilarious aids joke.
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It's one of my dreams.
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What are you doing? Oh, nothing.
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"Till death do us rock."
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They're wedding bands. Oh.
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Roy was supposed to
pick the band,
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but he's concentrating more
on the bachelor party now.
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Wait, wait, where you going?
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I mean, even if you
don't hire a band,
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you still have to
watch the bands.
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Pam, these are people who have
never given up on their dreams.
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I have great respect for that.
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And, yes, they're all
probably very bad
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and that will make me feel
better about not having dreams.
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There's a kiss
cover band in here.
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Let's do it.
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I'm pretty happy these days.
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I'm getting married soon and I'm
getting along with everybody at work.
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Why did I talk to jan
about transferring?
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Well, you know.
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I have no future here.
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I have already
put down the deposit.
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Do you understand
how a deposit works?
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Mike, I am not having
fire-eaters in a paper warehouse.
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It's casino night
like Las Vegas.
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There are fire-eaters
all over the place.
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Except my warehouse.
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Well, actually,
it's my warehouse.
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Actually, it's owned
by beakman properties,
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and dunder Mifflin is four
years into a seven-year lease.
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Why are you here?
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When Darryl was coming, you said
you wanted me here for protection.
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Not.
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I said, not that.
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We just have a lot of stuff
down there that could be stolen.
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That's ironic. What?
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That you are afraid.
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Why? 'Cause I'm from the hood?
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Dinkin flicka.
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Dinkin flicka.
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I taught Mike some phrases
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to help with his interracial
conversations.
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You know, stuff like,
"fleece it out."
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"Going mach five."
"Dinkin flicka."
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You know, things us negroes say.
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Give me some.
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Oh, yeah, I taught him
a handshake, too.
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Jim: Wow.
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I don't know how
you're gonna decide.
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They are all extremely good.
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I think I should hire them all.
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Do like lollapalooza. Yes.
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Have three stages, yeah.
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Your mom would love that.
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She would.
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Oh, this band is called
scrantonicity. Oh.
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Let's take a look.
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Nice. Oh, wait.
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That's Kevin.
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On the drums. What?
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On the drums! On the drums!
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Oh, my god, that's Kevin!
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Great song, kev.
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Oh, my god, he's the
drummer and the singer.
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We really don't do
a lot of weddings.
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We actually don't play
in public very often.
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We are all really hoping
that Pam's wedding works out.
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This could be
a turning point for the band.
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Wow. Oh! Oh, my...
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Yeah, you haven't
seen that since 1983.
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That is amazing.
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Okay, we have to sign him.
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I'm gonna call the label,
we're gonna... no! No!
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No, Pam, you're gonna
loose him to another wedding.
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No, come back! No, no, no!
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Kev!
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Jim is great.
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Being with him just takes away all
the stress of planning my wedding.
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Yes?
Michael, Carol stills for you.
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Who? Carol stills.
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Do I know a Carol stills?
Your realtor.
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Oh, yeah, put her through.
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Hey, Carol, how goes the
real estate biz? Is it real good?
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It's still me.
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Sometimes I don't put
Michael through
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until he's already
said something.
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I look at it as
a practice run for him.
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He usually does better
on the second attempt.
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Carol, you're on with Michael.
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Hello, Michael?
Hi, Carol. How you doing?
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I'm great. I just needed one last
signature for your mortgage insurance.
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Oh, hey, no problemo.
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Incidentally, I love the place.
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Oh, great. Great.
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It has a little bit
of a weird smell. It's okay.
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At Christmas, the tree helped.
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Oh, good, I'm glad.
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Can I drop it over later?
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Actually, I'm sort of hosting
this charity thing
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in our warehouse, casino night.
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Oh, great. Yeah, it'll be good.
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You know what?
Why don't you come by?
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Bring the papers, I'll sign them
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and then you can stay
and have a drink.
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To the casino thing? Yeah.
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It'll be fun. What do you...
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What do you... what?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Could you hold on?
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Yes? Pam: Michael,
jan's on line two.
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Okay, put her through.
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Jan Levinson, I presume?
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It's still me.
254
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,271
Jan, here's Michael.
255
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,148
Michael?
Hey, jan. How you doing?
256
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,984
You know, I...
I thought about it
257
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,070
and you are right.
258
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,614
I am? I could use a little fun.
259
00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:22,533
So, I am going to drive up
for your casino night.
260
00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:24,410
Oh, okay.
261
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:27,789
Incidentally, what
is the charity? Aids.
262
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:32,168
Okay, then.
I will see you tonight.
263
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,212
Okay, sounds great.
264
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,047
B ye-bye. Bye.
265
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:40,218
Hello, Carol?
Hi, sorry about that.
266
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,220
I just.. Nopmmemo
267
00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:43,972
right.
268
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,975
Toansweryourquesfion yeah?
269
00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,101
Yes.
270
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,061
What? I'd love to go.
271
00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:51,229
Okay.
272
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,374
I have to get a sitter, but
that shouldn't be a problem.
273
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:54,649
Problem. Good.
274
00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:57,568
And I'll bring the papers,
too. Good. All right.
275
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,321
Sounds great.
I'll see you tonight.
276
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,698
Bye.
277
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:09,163
Two queens on casino night.
278
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:13,167
I am going to drop
a deuce on everybody.
279
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,386
Oh, my god! Yeah!
280
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:27,974
Roy: That's great.
281
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,142
Hey, hey. Hi.
282
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,226
Hey, Carol. Hi.
283
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,937
You look great. Thanks.
Thank you for inviting me.
284
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:35,523
It looks so great in here.
Oh, well... kiss.
285
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:41,237
That's how we do it
in the paper biz.
286
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,948
It's European and... yes?
287
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,366
Dwight.
288
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,330
Code name re/max is here.
289
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,999
No sign of Ian jevinson.
290
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:57,170
I'm Michael's wingman.
I've got his back. Two dates.
291
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,630
He's got two dates tonight.
292
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:03,926
My job is to keep jan away
from Carol and vice versa.
293
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:06,971
Michael said,
"we must deceive them,
294
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:11,559
"so as not to hurt them, and
in that way, we honor them."
295
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,646
Can I get you a drink?
296
00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,940
The food is from Hooters.
297
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,859
Drink would be good. Okay.
298
00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,114
Oh, I steal things all the time.
299
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,908
It's just something I do.
300
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,826
I stopped caring a longtime ago.
301
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,661
You should see how many supplies
302
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,372
I've taken from this place.
303
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,166
Honestly, I love
stealing things.
304
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:38,044
I'm gonna get a drink.
Do you need anything?
305
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,046
No, I'm fine. Thanks,
sweetheart. Okay.
306
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:45,885
Billy, your nurse is hot.
307
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,970
That's my girlfriend.
308
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,723
Your nurse became
your girlfriend? Sweet.
309
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:54,519
She was never my nurse. I met
her at chili's. She was my waitress.
310
00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,605
Chili's is great.
311
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:11,077
And welcome to monte Carlo!
312
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,246
Dwight.
313
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:16,624
I am no longer your boss.
314
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,502
Lady fortune is your boss.
315
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,087
Will lady fortune
give me a raise?
316
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,547
Shut it, shut it, shut it.
317
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,841
Will lady fortune
be your mistress?
318
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:28,970
Only time will tell, my friends.
319
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:34,016
Leave all your preconceived
notions about casinos at the door.
320
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:37,728
Old friends, new lovers,
321
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:42,275
and the disabled, welcome, all.
322
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,277
Great, okay.
323
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,613
Shuffle up and deal.
Let's get it started.
324
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,240
Black-eyed crows.
325
00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:52,243
Okay, the game is
no-limit Texas hold'em.
326
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,036
Good luck, everybody.
327
00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:00,543
That's at least
four red chips to you, sir.
328
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,549
All-in.
329
00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,928
Bluffing is a key part of
poker, which is too bad,
330
00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:13,723
because I'm not
very good at bluffing.
331
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,933
Did you believe me?
332
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,228
I'll call.
333
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,564
What are...
334
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,775
That's insane.
I have good cards.
335
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,820
Well, Toby, I went all-in
on the first hand,
336
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:30,406
so doesn't that tell you that I
might have good cards, too?
337
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,575
So, don't be stupid.
Just take it back.
338
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:35,578
No, I'm sorry. He can't, sir. He's
gone all-in. Okay, all right, whatever.
339
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,038
Flip them.
340
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:43,669
You really screwed that up.
341
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:46,672
Wow.
342
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:49,258
I don't really play cards,
but I'm not gonna lie to you.
343
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:52,470
It felt really good
to take money from Michael.
344
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,431
Gonna chase that feeling.
345
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,850
He asked the man a question.
346
00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,853
Dwight: Lexpect to do
very well tonight.
347
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:03,648
I have an acute ability
to read people.
348
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:06,484
Jim, for instance,
has a huge tell.
349
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:09,862
When he gets a good hand,
he coughs.
350
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,741
I will raise.
351
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:21,832
Thanks.
352
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,920
It's the weirdest thing.
Every time I cough, he folds.
353
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:30,049
Wow, bad luck. Yeah, whatever.
354
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,552
Hey, you know what?
If luck weren't involved,
355
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:35,137
I would always be winning.
356
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,598
Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
357
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:39,475
Michael?
358
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:40,851
Jan. Hi.
359
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:43,771
Look, okay, I think
we're all adults here,
360
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,482
and it has always been
my understanding
361
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,568
that we have
an open relationship.
362
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:49,944
What are you... just...
363
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,404
Wait, what're you talking about?
364
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,406
What does that mean?
365
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:57,034
After you said you weren't
coming, I invited Carol to come
366
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:59,704
and I don't think
that I did anything wrong.
367
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,791
No, you didn't. Hi, I'm jan.
368
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,668
I'm Michael's boss.
Carol: Hi, hi.
369
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,796
Does anyone want a drink?
No, I'm good.
370
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,006
Okay.
371
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,848
Hey, hey. Hey. What...
372
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,225
Jan's here.
373
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:26,832
Give me the dice.
Kevin: Come on, Dwight.
374
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,441
Let's go.
Billy: It's all on you, baby.
375
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:29,525
Let's go.
376
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,652
Good evening, Dwight.
What is this?
377
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,863
Evening, Angela. This is craps.
378
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,948
I need to roll an eight.
If I do, everyone wins.
379
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,325
Man: Yes. Then roll an eight.
380
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:38,451
All right.
381
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:41,412
Thank you, Angela.
Good luck, Dwight.
382
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:45,166
Yeah! Yeah!
383
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,628
That's good stuff.
384
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:51,380
Dwight, let's keep it going.
Let's keep it going.
385
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,275
Kevin: Let's go. Oscar:
Let it ride. Let it all ride.
386
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,425
Give me the dice!
387
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,226
Yeah, right.
388
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,479
"Yeah, right," what?
What was this?
389
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,650
I have good cards. Really?
390
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:13,152
And I'm gonna
take you all-in. Wow.
391
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,531
I think you're bluffing.
392
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:30,211
Yeah, I think she's full of it.
393
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:36,050
Straight. Oh.
394
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,677
Three nines. Kevin: Pam.
395
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,554
Kevin: Jim Halpert,
ladies and gentlemen.
396
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,973
Thank you very much. It was fun.
397
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,185
Cosmopolitan, please.
398
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:48,979
Can I get a red wine?
399
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:53,192
So, two hours?
That's a long drive.
400
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,903
Well, it's part of the job,
you know?
401
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:58,155
Keep an eye on things. So...
402
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,157
Why not?
403
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,999
So, how long have you
and Michael been...
404
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:14,338
Oh, well, actually, I guess
this would be our first date.
405
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,925
I guess. Casino night
in the warehouse.
406
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,385
Good sport.
407
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:22,430
Well, I'm having a
nice time. Oh, me, too.
408
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:24,557
Me, too.
409
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,482
One beer and one seven and seven
410
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,710
with eight maraschino cherries,
411
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,278
sugar on the rim,
blended if you can.
412
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:41,365
So, that's still going
on, huh? You and Kelly?
413
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:46,746
Michael: All right! The point
is four. Shooter, roll it. Four!
414
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:49,123
Dwight: Come on, shooter! Four!
415
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,791
Shooter! Blow.
416
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,127
Blow for luck! Yeah! Shooter!
417
00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:56,213
Also, you.
Not playing favorites.
418
00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:58,048
All right, here we go!
419
00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,633
All right. Yeah!
420
00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,719
Five. So close.
421
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,012
Well... so close.
422
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,096
Come on.
423
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,098
So, where you staying? Radisson?
424
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,433
What? Super8?
425
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,310
No, I... motel 6? Best western?
426
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,520
Idmnt_.ldontknoml_ hohdaylnn?
427
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,355
The Hyatt in wilkes-barre?
428
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,941
You staying with Michael?
All right!
429
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:25,701
I won the 2002 $2,500 no-limit
deuce-to-seven-draw tournament
430
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,496
at the world series
of poker in Vegas.
431
00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:30,206
So, yeah_.
432
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,707
I'm pretty good at poker.
433
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:36,712
All-in.
434
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,255
Okay, let's do it.
435
00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:39,965
Good luck, honey.
Oh, thank you, Bobby.
436
00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:42,885
But it doesn't matter,
it's just fun to play.
437
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,346
Three queens. Nice, very nice.
438
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,598
I have an ace.
No, that's a flush.
439
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:48,849
Oh, man!
440
00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:51,143
Oh, I have a flush! Yes!
441
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:53,604
Look, iwon. Look,
I have all the clovers.
442
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,022
You wanna play again?
443
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:56,649
I suck.
444
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:00,986
She took you down, huh?
445
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:03,447
I do not want to talk about it.
446
00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:06,408
Hey, I saw your tape.
447
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:09,370
Your band, scrantonicity?
You guys rock.
448
00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:10,454
Yeah?
449
00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:13,165
Yeah, you guys
wanna play our wedding?
450
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:16,836
Awesome. Did Pam
say it was okay?
451
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,797
Whatever.
I'm in charge of the music.
452
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,424
Dude, you will not be sorry.
453
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,343
Sweet.
454
00:22:24,635 --> 00:22:26,554
All right. All right.
455
00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,731
Smoke? No, thanks.
456
00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:41,235
You having fun?
457
00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:44,446
Fabulous time.
458
00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:50,619
I drove two and half hours
to get here.
459
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:54,832
Yeah, we all really... left
work early, drove down here.
460
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:57,668
And I am completely
underdressed.
461
00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:00,504
Well, I think you look great.
462
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:04,633
Why did I hook up with Michael?
463
00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:09,138
Yeah, why did you?
464
00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:12,057
It was very late, Jim. Very...
465
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,643
Very late and...
466
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:18,898
Have you given any more
thought to the transfer?
467
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,649
Oh, yeah.
468
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:21,817
Good.
469
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,905
Have you told anyone?
470
00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:29,199
No. Well, you should.
471
00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:38,959
Excuse me.
472
00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:40,461
Big moment.
473
00:23:40,711 --> 00:23:43,172
The evening's chip leader
474
00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:47,051
and winner of this beautiful
mini-refrigerator
475
00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:49,845
courtesy of Vance refrigeration,
476
00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:52,598
creed Bratton, dunder Mifflin.
477
00:23:57,853 --> 00:24:00,439
Thanks. Lnever
owned a refrigerator.
478
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:07,488
Sorry, babe. I am just beat.
479
00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:08,572
It's okay.
480
00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:10,240
I'll see you at home. Okay.
481
00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:12,284
Hey, don't try to lose
too much money, all right?
482
00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:14,787
Okay. If you still
want a honeymoon.
483
00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:17,957
Hey, Halpert.
484
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,709
Keep an eye on her,
all right? Okay, will do.
485
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,378
See you. Bye!
486
00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:26,632
Hey. Hey, how's it going?
487
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:30,135
Good, especially after I
took all your money in poker.
488
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:31,470
Yeah.
489
00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:36,308
Hey, can I talk to you
about something?
490
00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:38,203
About when you want to
give me more of your money?
491
00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:39,496
No, I...
Did you wanna do that now?
492
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,021
We can go inside.
493
00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:43,065
I'm feeling
kind of good tonight.
494
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:44,608
I was just...
495
00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:50,197
I'm in love with you.
496
00:24:50,531 --> 00:24:51,699
What?
497
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,577
I'm really sorry if that's
weird for you to hear,
498
00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:58,414
but I needed you to hear it.
499
00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:04,211
Probably not good timing,
I know that. I just...
500
00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:06,005
What are you doing?
501
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:11,802
What do you expect me
to say to that?
502
00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:15,472
I just needed you to know.
503
00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:17,766
Once.
504
00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:21,603
Well, I...
505
00:25:27,568 --> 00:25:28,819
I can't.
506
00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:30,279
Yeah.
507
00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:34,867
You have no idea...
Don't do that.
508
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,536
What your friendship
means to me.
509
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:40,039
Come on. I don't wanna do that.
510
00:25:40,330 --> 00:25:42,499
I wanna be more than that.
511
00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:44,710
I can't.
512
00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:49,506
I'm really sorry
513
00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:53,052
if you misinterpreted things.
514
00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:57,765
It's probably my fault.
515
00:25:59,349 --> 00:26:01,143
Not your fault.
516
00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:04,772
I'm sorry I misinterpreted
our friendship.
517
00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:15,199
Hey.
518
00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:17,076
Hhleawng. Hey, okay.
519
00:26:17,159 --> 00:26:19,512
So, I just wanted to congratulate
you on a fantastic evening.
520
00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:20,996
You did the company proud.
Thank you.
521
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,540
And thanks for inviting me.
You were right, I needed it.
522
00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:25,125
So, thanks.
Okay. Thanks for coming.
523
00:26:25,209 --> 00:26:26,289
Nice to meet you. You, too.
524
00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:28,504
And you guys have a
good time together. Okay.
525
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:29,963
Talk to you Monday. Yeah.
526
00:26:30,047 --> 00:26:31,632
Goodbye. Good night.
527
00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:34,468
She's a good boss.
528
00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:37,221
She seems really nice.
Oh, she's great.
529
00:26:37,304 --> 00:26:39,223
Love triangle. Drama.
530
00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:41,475
All worked out
in the end, though.
531
00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:43,519
The hero got the girl.
532
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,771
Who saw that coming? I did.
533
00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:47,815
And jan was really happy for me.
534
00:26:48,065 --> 00:26:49,817
So, actually,
the hero got two girls.
535
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,318
He got the girl
that he works with
536
00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:54,530
and he got the girl
that he buys real estate from.
537
00:26:55,948 --> 00:27:00,160
So, I've got my New York girl
and my local flavor.
538
00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:02,538
Life is good.
539
00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:06,708
About 10 minutes ago.
540
00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:10,504
No, I didn't know what to say.
541
00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:12,756
Yes, I know.
542
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:18,137
I don't know, mom,
he's my best friend.
543
00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:22,015
Yeah, he's great.
544
00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:26,478
Yeah, I think I am.
545
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:30,357
I have to go. I will.
546
00:27:33,026 --> 00:27:34,528
Listen, Jim...
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