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Hello?

Dad? Hey, it's me.

Dad.

Uh, you have a moment?

Dad?

As in my dad?

Biologically speaking.

How are you?

I'm good. I'm good. Thanks for asking.

Um... Listen, I'm getting

remarried in two weeks, and I would

really love for you and... Paul.

My husband's name is Paul. We've been over this a thousand times.

Yes, Paul.

You and Paul.

To come out, you know, maybe come out the week before.

Consider it a little mini vacation and you can meet my fiancee, Jenna.

Well, we can't stay that long.

But that sounds great. I'd love to come.

Really?

That's great.

That's great. That's awesome. You know, it's been too long.

Have you called Ryan yet?

No, I called you first.

Well, I wish you luck on that one.

Don't be surprised if he tells you to go fuck yourself.

Yeah, I kind of thought it would be a bad idea.

Well, if you'd like, I can give him a call for you.

It might soften the blow a little.

I would really appreciate that. Okay.

Okay, good.

Thanks. Bye.

Well?

Well.

I knew it was a better idea to call her first.

So.

She and Paul are going to come out. I think they can't stay the whole week, so

I think they're going to probably come out a day before.

Well,

that's good, right?

Now you just have to call Orion.

Yeah.

I think I'm going to wait on that a bit.

Actually, Devin offered to call him.

Trevor, that's not what we discussed.

You were supposed to put out the olive branch, remember? I know, I know, but

listen, I just...

I don't have time to deal with his anger bullshit right now, okay?

You want some coffee?

Yes.

Okay.

Hey, kiddo.

What's up, Dad?

You'll never guess who just called me.

Our father.

You mean your father. I was hatched, remember?

Funny.

Well, he's getting married and he wants us to come to the wedding.

He screwed over our mom and now he wants us to watch him while he's happy and

she's miserable. Throw up, Orion.

That was ten years ago. And mom's far from miserable now.

Well, she was.

Again, ten years ago.

So, at least call him.

I'm guessing you're going.

Damn straight.

He's paying.

And I've never been to California.

talk to him.

I told him that.

Well, it's up to you.

Hopefully we'll see you there.

What was that all about?

Nothing.

But how would you like to go to California?

Hot girls in bikinis?

Sign me up.

Land of the divorce, where women get half the money of their husbands.

Well, good thing I married you in Ohio, huh?

Alright, well my dad is getting married and he wants us to go to the ceremony.

We can't afford that.

It's free. He's paying.

Free girls in bikinis?

Oh my god, yes. Definitely sign me up.

Come here.

And plus, why do I need to go to California when I have my own bikini

girl right here?

Go on.

The sexiest bikini girl.

You are the cutest, prettiest, sweetest.

Tasty is.

Amen.

Thank you.

Okay.

so good oh my god

That's so funny.

um

Oh my god.

Oh my God.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh my goodness.

Oh, wait.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh my god, this is so good.

Oh.

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Oh my god.

All right.

Amen.

Amen.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Oh, so cute.