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Sweet sinner.

Wow, this is so much bigger than the last one.

Yeah, and a lot more expensive.

How are you going to spend two grand a month and still have a full schedule to

school? I'll get a part-time job.

It's community college. It's not that fucking hard.

There's community colleges back home, Van.

God, you sound like my mom. Fuck, if it gets expensive... I'll pull out some

college loans.

Oh, my God. That's a terrible idea.

You need to rethink this whole thing, stay at home for a few more years, save

up some money, until you know what you really want to do.

God, why is everyone so against me fucking moving out?

Maybe it's the universe's way of telling you to stay at home.

Stay with your family.

I want to get to know Lisa, and I can't do that with two moms looking over my

shoulder. Please tell me you're not moving here because of Lisa.

I'm not.

She's only using you to get out of her dad's house. She doesn't even have a

job. She's got an interview at the frozen yogurt place on Tuesday.

Oh, my God.

A part-time job at minimum wage isn't even going to put a dent into these

bills. Okay? And look, I know that you think you love her, but it's only

because you've never been with another woman.

Of course I have.

Dan, I know for a fact.

You haven't.

How?

I've heard the two of you messing around in the living room.

Sounds more like two amateurs pretending it's good sex when it's not.

Look, she satisfies me pretty well, and don't you worry about that, okay?

I know you think that. It's because you've never been with a real woman.

Besides, how can you say she satisfies you when she's never even given you a

blowjob?

How do you know about that?

I've read your text messages.

You went through my phone?

Look, man, I'm worried about you. And after reading all the things that she

doesn't do, I agree with your friends.

You need to leave her.

You didn't go through all my texts, did you?

What do you mean? The one where you talk about how you would do anything to fuck

me?

Yeah.

I read it.

That was a joke.

Was it? Of course.

Yeah.

Call her.

Right now.

And tell her you've changed your mind. That you're coming home and not staying

here this semester.

I can't do that.

Yes, you can.

Call her.

That way I can have you at home with me.

Call her right now, and I'll even suck your dick while you do it.

It's okay.

I know you sound about it.

You can't deny that. Yeah, but I mean... You nervous?

A little bit, yeah. A little bit.

Yeah? I

think you like it.

Does Lisa kiss you like that?

I think I got your attention.

Let's see if I can, uh... Holy fuck.

Try to think that's for you.

It's okay.

Yeah. Touch.

Huh? Touch them.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Mm-hmm.

That's amazing.

You like that?

Uh-huh.

You can keep going.

Oh, your fucking mother.

Yeah.

No, keep going.

You can be as rough as you want.

Hmm.

Do you see something you like?

So you know you don't get that blowjob until you call her.

Yeah, I can do that.

Yeah.

Hey.

Hey, Lisa, um...

I had to call you and tell you that I'm not coming.

And I think it's better if we start talking.

It's just, yeah.

Yeah, no.

Yeah, I have to go.

I have to go. I gotta go.

Sorry. Sorry.

Yeah?

She calls back, you don't answer.

This, Jesus.

This, now very happily, belongs to me.

Oh, fuck.

Can you deal with that?

Yeah.

I can deal with that.

Good. I'll get these off.

It feels nice, doesn't it?

Yeah.

This is what you've been hiding from me.

I know they know sooner.

If you don't know, then I know.

Holy shit.

You never suck on your balls.

Bring me that cock.

You ready for that? Fuck yeah, I'm ready.

This is a game.

This is no fucking game. No?

Go for it.

Yeah. Yeah, look at you.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I got more pussy wrapped around your cock.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Here, give it to me. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Here.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Uh-huh.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, I'm going to come all over that car.

Yeah.

Fuck yeah.

me from behind?

Yeah. At least I never let you do that.

I didn't think so.

You can keep those.

Come on, big boy.

Don't leave me waiting.

I can't go back.

Yeah.

Ah!

Fucking retarded.