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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,860 --> 00:00:02,860 Sweet sinner. 2 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:11,780 Wow, this is so much bigger than the last one. 3 00:00:12,060 --> 00:00:14,180 Yeah, and a lot more expensive. 4 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:18,720 How are you going to spend two grand a month and still have a full schedule to 5 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:20,620 school? I'll get a part-time job. 6 00:00:20,980 --> 00:00:23,240 It's community college. It's not that fucking hard. 7 00:00:23,500 --> 00:00:25,280 There's community colleges back home, Van. 8 00:00:25,620 --> 00:00:29,630 God, you sound like my mom. Fuck, if it gets expensive... I'll pull out some 9 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:30,429 college loans. 10 00:00:30,430 --> 00:00:32,509 Oh, my God. That's a terrible idea. 11 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:37,470 You need to rethink this whole thing, stay at home for a few more years, save 12 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:40,570 up some money, until you know what you really want to do. 13 00:00:41,350 --> 00:00:44,630 God, why is everyone so against me fucking moving out? 14 00:00:45,130 --> 00:00:48,590 Maybe it's the universe's way of telling you to stay at home. 15 00:00:48,910 --> 00:00:50,050 Stay with your family. 16 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:54,270 I want to get to know Lisa, and I can't do that with two moms looking over my 17 00:00:54,270 --> 00:00:57,530 shoulder. Please tell me you're not moving here because of Lisa. 18 00:00:58,010 --> 00:00:59,010 I'm not. 19 00:00:59,630 --> 00:01:03,770 She's only using you to get out of her dad's house. She doesn't even have a 20 00:01:03,770 --> 00:01:07,570 job. She's got an interview at the frozen yogurt place on Tuesday. 21 00:01:08,010 --> 00:01:09,110 Oh, my God. 22 00:01:09,930 --> 00:01:14,370 A part-time job at minimum wage isn't even going to put a dent into these 23 00:01:14,370 --> 00:01:19,970 bills. Okay? And look, I know that you think you love her, but it's only 24 00:01:19,970 --> 00:01:21,770 because you've never been with another woman. 25 00:01:22,470 --> 00:01:23,750 Of course I have. 26 00:01:24,370 --> 00:01:26,730 Dan, I know for a fact. 27 00:01:27,650 --> 00:01:28,650 You haven't. 28 00:01:28,990 --> 00:01:29,990 How? 29 00:01:30,710 --> 00:01:33,270 I've heard the two of you messing around in the living room. 30 00:01:33,690 --> 00:01:38,870 Sounds more like two amateurs pretending it's good sex when it's not. 31 00:01:39,130 --> 00:01:43,010 Look, she satisfies me pretty well, and don't you worry about that, okay? 32 00:01:43,530 --> 00:01:48,870 I know you think that. It's because you've never been with a real woman. 33 00:01:49,630 --> 00:01:53,790 Besides, how can you say she satisfies you when she's never even given you a 34 00:01:53,790 --> 00:01:54,790 blowjob? 35 00:01:55,030 --> 00:01:56,330 How do you know about that? 36 00:01:57,070 --> 00:01:58,470 I've read your text messages. 37 00:01:59,130 --> 00:02:01,030 You went through my phone? 38 00:02:01,810 --> 00:02:06,810 Look, man, I'm worried about you. And after reading all the things that she 39 00:02:06,810 --> 00:02:09,910 doesn't do, I agree with your friends. 40 00:02:10,490 --> 00:02:11,770 You need to leave her. 41 00:02:12,330 --> 00:02:16,550 You didn't go through all my texts, did you? 42 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:23,510 What do you mean? The one where you talk about how you would do anything to fuck 43 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:24,510 me? 44 00:02:25,330 --> 00:02:26,330 Yeah. 45 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:27,799 I read it. 46 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,960 That was a joke. 47 00:02:30,340 --> 00:02:32,100 Was it? Of course. 48 00:02:32,580 --> 00:02:33,580 Yeah. 49 00:02:34,140 --> 00:02:35,140 Call her. 50 00:02:35,820 --> 00:02:36,820 Right now. 51 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:41,480 And tell her you've changed your mind. That you're coming home and not staying 52 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:42,480 here this semester. 53 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:46,260 I can't do that. 54 00:02:47,620 --> 00:02:49,540 Yes, you can. 55 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:51,440 Call her. 56 00:02:51,660 --> 00:02:54,900 That way I can have you at home with me. 57 00:02:56,110 --> 00:03:00,410 Call her right now, and I'll even suck your dick while you do it. 58 00:03:04,830 --> 00:03:05,830 It's okay. 59 00:03:06,810 --> 00:03:11,590 I know you sound about it. 60 00:03:13,330 --> 00:03:18,630 You can't deny that. Yeah, but I mean... You nervous? 61 00:03:21,670 --> 00:03:24,990 A little bit, yeah. A little bit. 62 00:03:26,140 --> 00:03:27,180 Yeah? I 63 00:03:27,180 --> 00:03:34,180 think you like it. 64 00:04:08,010 --> 00:04:09,590 Does Lisa kiss you like that? 65 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:37,840 I think I got your attention. 66 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:44,780 Let's see if I can, uh... Holy fuck. 67 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:46,500 Try to think that's for you. 68 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:48,480 It's okay. 69 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:49,600 Yeah. Touch. 70 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:51,760 Huh? Touch them. 71 00:04:55,940 --> 00:04:57,180 Oh, fuck yeah. 72 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:58,720 Mm-hmm. 73 00:04:59,140 --> 00:05:00,340 That's amazing. 74 00:05:00,940 --> 00:05:01,940 You like that? 75 00:05:02,020 --> 00:05:03,020 Uh-huh. 76 00:05:20,010 --> 00:05:21,010 You can keep going. 77 00:05:21,250 --> 00:05:22,650 Oh, your fucking mother. 78 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:27,910 Yeah. 79 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:41,090 No, keep going. 80 00:06:02,670 --> 00:06:03,950 You can be as rough as you want. 81 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,080 Hmm. 82 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,960 Do you see something you like? 83 00:08:36,490 --> 00:08:40,850 So you know you don't get that blowjob until you call her. 84 00:08:42,770 --> 00:08:45,770 Yeah, I can do that. 85 00:08:51,970 --> 00:08:52,970 Yeah. 86 00:09:00,330 --> 00:09:01,330 Hey. 87 00:09:01,950 --> 00:09:04,050 Hey, Lisa, um... 88 00:09:05,930 --> 00:09:11,050 I had to call you and tell you that I'm not coming. 89 00:09:11,490 --> 00:09:17,730 And I think it's better if we start talking. 90 00:09:19,970 --> 00:09:21,530 It's just, yeah. 91 00:09:22,050 --> 00:09:23,050 Yeah, no. 92 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,190 Yeah, I have to go. 93 00:09:25,530 --> 00:09:28,930 I have to go. I gotta go. 94 00:09:30,050 --> 00:09:31,290 Sorry. Sorry. 95 00:09:34,230 --> 00:09:35,230 Yeah? 96 00:09:40,270 --> 00:09:43,290 She calls back, you don't answer. 97 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:46,930 This, Jesus. 98 00:09:48,810 --> 00:09:54,690 This, now very happily, belongs to me. 99 00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:57,310 Oh, fuck. 100 00:09:59,450 --> 00:10:00,730 Can you deal with that? 101 00:10:01,050 --> 00:10:02,050 Yeah. 102 00:10:02,530 --> 00:10:03,830 I can deal with that. 103 00:10:04,050 --> 00:10:05,870 Good. I'll get these off. 104 00:10:26,310 --> 00:10:28,430 It feels nice, doesn't it? 105 00:10:29,010 --> 00:10:30,010 Yeah. 106 00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:24,820 This is what you've been hiding from me. 107 00:11:28,180 --> 00:11:29,700 I know they know sooner. 108 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:38,640 If you don't know, then I know. 109 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:44,300 Holy shit. 110 00:12:10,570 --> 00:12:11,590 You never suck on your balls. 111 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:19,700 Bring me that cock. 112 00:13:59,570 --> 00:14:02,190 You ready for that? Fuck yeah, I'm ready. 113 00:14:03,850 --> 00:14:04,950 This is a game. 114 00:14:07,850 --> 00:14:09,750 This is no fucking game. No? 115 00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:11,330 Go for it. 116 00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:18,290 Yeah. Yeah, look at you. 117 00:18:18,770 --> 00:18:19,770 Yeah. 118 00:18:20,190 --> 00:18:21,250 Oh, fuck. 119 00:18:22,390 --> 00:18:24,550 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 120 00:18:25,530 --> 00:18:26,530 Oh, yeah. 121 00:18:26,930 --> 00:18:29,370 Yeah, I got more pussy wrapped around your cock. 122 00:18:30,010 --> 00:18:31,010 Yeah. 123 00:18:31,670 --> 00:18:32,830 Oh, fuck. 124 00:18:33,470 --> 00:18:34,590 Oh, yeah. 125 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:14,520 Here, give it to me. Oh, fuck. 126 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:18,120 Oh, my God. 127 00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:19,540 Here. 128 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,000 Oh, fuck. 129 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:23,620 Oh, 130 00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:27,580 fuck. Uh-huh. 131 00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:30,000 Oh, fuck, yeah. 132 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,620 Oh, my God. 133 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:33,800 Oh, fuck. 134 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:35,260 Oh, 135 00:19:35,980 --> 00:19:36,980 yeah. 136 00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:39,740 Oh, I'm going to come all over that car. 137 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:41,080 Yeah. 138 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:54,960 Fuck yeah. 139 00:25:00,490 --> 00:25:01,490 me from behind? 140 00:25:01,690 --> 00:25:06,730 Yeah. At least I never let you do that. 141 00:25:09,150 --> 00:25:10,590 I didn't think so. 142 00:25:13,410 --> 00:25:18,670 You can keep those. 143 00:25:21,610 --> 00:25:23,750 Come on, big boy. 144 00:25:25,570 --> 00:25:26,770 Don't leave me waiting. 145 00:25:38,730 --> 00:25:39,730 I can't go back. 146 00:25:40,170 --> 00:25:41,170 Yeah. 147 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,000 Ah! 148 00:28:11,850 --> 00:28:12,850 Fucking retarded. 9167