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For the past six years, my best friends and I have been partners in something

that we call the MILF Pact.

Basically, what it is, is a yearly challenge for us all to let our

inhibitions run wild and feed on our husbands with much younger men.

The rules are basically this.

Starting on June 1st and ending on July 1st, we all have to figure out how to

have at least one encounter with a boy over 18 but under 25.

Oh, and getting caught gets you kicked out of the pact.

Why do we do it, knowing how risky it is?

Because life is fucking short, that's why.

Okay, so who wants to go first?

Why don't you go first?

I feel like yours is absolutely crazy, I'm sure.

It is, but that's why I want to save it to the end. Also, I went first last

year. True.

Okay, I'll go.

So, do you guys remember that Tuna Mind Nathan that I saw you about?

Well, after many failed attempts, I finally came up with a plan that worked.

And I got a bonus out of it.

I was playing for keeps with this one.

I know the tradition is to have a quick fling, but I found a way to keep my boy

on retainer.

Wow, this is actually really nice.

I think it's a little smaller, but god damn, it's way better than my dorm room.

You know, Nathan, you'll also have access to the main house and all of the

amenities. You know, so long as my husband isn't around.

Really? Why when your husband's not around?

Oh, no reason.

He's just not completely sold on the idea of renting out the guest house. He

wanted to turn it into an art studio.

You know, I don't really want to be in the middle of a situation like that. It

might be kind of awkward.

No, no, no. Not awkward at all.

We actually need the money. You'd be doing me a favor. I mean, us a favor.

Um, I know I... I don't want this to be some kind of conflict of interest. I

mean, you are my professor.

This could be some kind of preferential treatment, and I just... Oh, no, not at

all. The way I see it, I'd be protecting my investment.

You're going to do great things with that big brain of yours one day.

I don't want you getting distracted by all the riffraff at the dorm.

Okay. So I guess the last thing to do is meet your husband before I sign the

lease.

That won't be necessary.

Why don't you just focus on getting settled in?

Relaxing.

It's your new home now.

Miss Cole?

Yes, Nathan?

What are you doing?

Oh, I thought I could help you relax a little bit. You seem so tense.

I feel a little overwhelmed.

You know what? I've got to go get my stuff from the car. I'll be right back

in a second.

Yeah.

Yeah,

I can't wait to unpack my bag.

Miss Colt.

Miss Colt.

Oh, I love this shirt. It's nice.

Make it more pink.

Oh, my God.

Need any help?

What are you doing?

I told you you had access to all of the amenities.

That includes me.

What about your husband?

He's not home.

Don't you remember what I told you?

I don't remember much of anything right now.

Maybe that's what's on your memory. Oh, God.

Oh my god.

Ah!

I love you.

Oh, yeah.

What do you mean?

Oh my God.

So good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes. Can I do this like that?

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh.

Fuck, guys.

Fuck yeah.

keep living in your guest house now?

The gift that keeps on giving.

Okay. Who wants to go next?

Okay.

I'll go.

So, I told you all that I was trying to fuck my stepdaughter's boyfriend.

Fiance.

Now.

No. Yes.

And I finally figured out a strategy that worked.

I had everything perfectly planned.

Sabrina went out with her dad for the day, and Max and I were all alone.

I dressed in some skimpy clothes to get his attention, but it didn't occur to

me that his generation doesn't notice anything unless it takes place on their

phone.

Hey, bro.

Holy shit, dude. That was fire.

Why haven't you put it on your Instagram story yet? I wasn't even sure what

language he was speaking.

I was getting absolutely nowhere.

And then it occurred to me how I could get him to notice me.

Hey, Mac.

Getting all settled in?

Um, did you mean to send me this?

Oh, my God.

How embarrassing.

Obviously, I meant that for Sabrina's dad.

Never.

But now that I have your attention,

I'll take a seat.

Okay.

I have a confession.

To make facts.

Okay, what is it?

That picture was meant for you.

Thanks.

That's it?

You're not going to ask me why I sent it to you?

I mean, yeah, I guess it crossed my mind.

Okay, well, some girlfriends and I are having a little competition.

Really help me out if you just do a little something for me.

Okay, sure. How?

Well, I promise it would be just this month.

And I know that my stepdaughter and you are going to be married soon.

You're going to be family.

Oh, my God.

What kind of competition is this? Actually, it's more of a tradition.

I don't know. I don't think I should be doing that.

Are you sure about that?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Okay.

How about now?

Holy shit.

Wow, that's...

Really hot.

I know.

It is hot.

And so is the real thing.

Put the phone down, Max. I'm sorry.

Oh, my God.

Oh, holy shit.

Doesn't that feel better?

Oh, my God. They feel amazing.

Do you want to see?

Yeah. Yeah, I do. Really?

Oh, my fucking God.

You know you can take the other one out, too.

Sorry, it's just, it's already so much.

I know.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

you got a dirty mouth there, don't you, Max?

Oh, my God.

Oh, this is so nice.

Oh, shit.

No, don't stop. Come back. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. This is so...

oh my

god

holy shit these tits are incredible Yeah.

God. Please God, let me have a taste.

Holy shit.

You're so hot.

Isn't this much better than the phone?

Yeah. I mean, those pictures were really good.

Oh,

God, you're doing so good.

You want to share one with me? Yeah.

Just rub it like that.

It's so wet through the panties, isn't it?

Yeah.

Can I taste it?

Yeah. Really?

Oh my God, yeah.

I said pussy.

Yeah, really.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

wow.

Can I lick those holes?

Yes, of course.

Oh, sorry, boy. Back to work.

Fuck.

Yeah, yeah.

You're so good with that mouth.

It tastes so good.

Oh, I will take your fingers too.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God, yes.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Fuck your fingers and put them back in my fucking pussy.

It tastes so good.

Take the juice out.

Yeah,

you're thirsty.

Yeah.

I want them to give it to me.

Yeah, you have to try it.

Oh my god, more fingers please.

Yes, more fingers.

Fuck.

Holy shit. Yes, fuck.

No way this is awesome

We've heard.

Are you trying to fuck my face again? Is that what you want? Yeah.

Oh my god.

Holy shit.

I don't know. I'll get you nice and moved on. No, you lay down.

Okay.

Oh, fuck. Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You're my fucking pussy.

Oh, God.

Oh, your pussy is so tight.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. I love when you jerk me off. Holy shit.

Your fingers feel so fucking good. Oh, my God.

Holy shit.

Oh my god.

Yeah, you need it. You need it. I really need it. Fuck yes. Oh my god.

Oh. Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god.

It feels so good.

Oh, my God. I'm really fucking dumb.

Please fuck me.

Please fuck me.

Fucking c-

Oh my god.

Oh. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Do you miss some of your fans?

Yeah.

I'm hungry.

You're so hungry.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, shit.

Mm.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, fuck. Oh.

So many fucking dingers in there.

Mm. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God, it tastes so good. Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Fuck. Fuck.

Oh, fuck, man. Fuck, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Yes, yes.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, yes.

Fuck. Fuck. Yes, yes, yes. Fuck.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, shit.

Oh my God.

Did he want to delete the text?

Well, I guess we'll find out if I'm not here next year.

Okay, Bunny, what was this year's scheme?

It wasn't a scheme, really.

I'm a therapist. I was just doing my job.

He had been coming to see me for a few months, and he was really a handful.

So many issues.

It didn't even occur to me about the MILF pact, even though he was very young

and very cute.

And then one day, he started talking to me about his mommy issues.

Do you think all of these issues started when you walked in on your mother having

sex with a mailman?

Well, I'm not sure. I feel like any woman my age is just not that nurturing.

And was your mother nurturing?

Well, she was, until that mailman thing happened.

And then she was just really mean to me after that.

And why do you think she was mean to you, Jay?

Well, I told my dad about it, and he was through the roof.

And then we just didn't really get mail for a while after that.

Wow.

And now I'm just anxious around women, and there's just... just... just

sexual dysfunction.

And what do you think the solution to these issues is, Jay?

I'm not sure. You're the therapist.

And that's when I remembered the MILF pact.

Okay.

Since I am your therapist, and I happen to be a very nurturing older woman, I

have a rather unconventional idea.

Okay. How unconventional?

Perhaps I could act as a sort of surrogate to help you gain a little

confidence and help with your dysfunction.

Okay. Wow. You'd do that for me?

It would be unethical of me not to do that for you, Jay.

Wow.

Aren't you married?

A little bit.

I mean, yes.

But my husband's very supportive of my career, and he happens to be out of town

until Monday.

Wow.

That's incredible.

Thank you so much.

Here's my address.

They're there now, Jay.

They're there.

You can let go of me now, Jay.

My mom hasn't talked to me since I was 12.

It's okay, Jay. You don't have to be nervous.

I'm kind of excited, but... Good.

I've never had this kind of therapy before.

I think it's really going to help you.

You think so?

Yeah. Do you have a little confidence in you today?

You're feeling better.

You're nurturing.

Can you take them both out?

I do.

Get in there.

Mom's gonna be home for Monday like I thought.

Is that helping you, Jake?

Yeah. Yeah.

You like that, huh?

I do.

Is it helping with the...

I know what you're doing.

I can feel how much you like it.

That's really helping. Yeah?

Yeah, I think my dick's starting to be a little dysfunctional. Is it getting nice

and hard for me?

Conventional methods working.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. It looks

like you haven't had any issues at all. Look at how hard you are.

Oh my God. Thank you so much for that.

Thank you.

Yep, okay.

I'll see you out with that big fucking clock.

I'll post it with that card.

wait until the end.

This better be good.

Oh, it is.

Buckle up.

To be honest, I was just trying to wrap up our vacation so I could get home to

plan for this year's milk pact.

Look, honey!

The golden-edged luminaria and the zipple longtail, they're both indigenous

to this region. Can you believe it? Oh, should we be worried? They sound

dangerous. Dangerous? They're butterflies.

Yeah, I forgot about your new hobby.

You want to go catch some?

Oh, um...

Right now? I mean, I guess.

Could I offer you a refill?

Oh, no, no, no. We're going to go catch butterflies.

I think I'm catching some butterflies right now.

Honey, why don't you go find something, and I will look at it later when you get

back. Baby, are you sure you're going to miss out on the opportunity of a

lifetime here? Oh, I agree.

But I'm going to stay here and get some sun.

All right, honey. Have fun. Hey, take care.

I will.

Yeah. You want to take care of me? Come here.

You can take care of me.

Yes, ma'am.

Oh, honey, you don't know what you're missing.

This opportunity presented itself that I had not anticipated.

Honey, I didn't catch any butterflies, but look at this chair that I got from

the thrift store. It's going to look great in... What the hell are you doing?

Oh my god, you are such a disappointment. Can't you follow through

on anything?

I thought you'd be happy that I was being so thoughtful.

I wouldn't be thoughtful if you let me finish what I started.

Seriously? Right in front of me? Yeah, why not?

But... What should I do with this chair?

Put it in the corner, sit on it, and be quiet.

Cut. by the pool boy.

Can you repeat after me?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yeah.

Uh-huh.

You smell my pussy? Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Oh

fuck.

Oh my god.

Ugh.

Oh, God. Oh, yeah.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God. That is, like, fucking right on my click. Your tongue feels so good.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Fuck. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Mm-hmm.

Mmm.

Thank you.

Nice full ball of fat.

Fuck. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck that's nice.

Oh fuck that's nice. You know.

Oh, my God. Fuck.

Oh, God. The service at this resort is excellent. Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm really getting my husband's money worth.

oh you're right there oh fuck right there

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god

Right like that, honey.

Oh, God, baby, yeah, right like that.

I'm going to put a do not disturb on the door so they don't change their feet the

whole time.

Oh, yeah, that's pretty. Oh, I put that pretty cock in my pussy. Look.

Oh, yeah.

God, this is already more sex than I usually have in a fucking week. Oh, my

God.

Can you just make that nice shot?

So gorgeous.

This is so gorgeous.

This is so gorgeous.

I love watching your pretty fucking cock go in and out of my pussy.

I love watching your pretty cock go in and out of my pussy.

It's so fucking pretty.

It's so fucking pretty.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. You're making

that pussy feel so good.

You're making that pussy feel so fucking nice.

Yeah, you can give me what I want, can't you?

Yeah, you can give me what I want.

Again and again and again.

I don't know how many times I've come so far. I don't know.

More than usual.

Oh my God,

fuck. I'm going to have to tell my friends about you.

Oh, my God.

So pretty.

Can you come for me? Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, if you come for me, I'll make sure my husband gives you a knife

tip. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

You have to come a lot for me. If you come for me, I'll make sure, okay?

Yeah. Yeah, he does pretty much whatever he's told.

Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

I'm going to watch you come.

I'm going to watch you come. You're so pretty. I'm going to watch you do it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God. I'm going to put that one. I'm sweating.

All right, let me make sure.

All over my ring.

All over my pussy

and this pathetic little engagement ring.

That's beautiful.

Here.

Thank you.

I was so worried this trip was going to be a waste. Oh, my pleasure.

Wow, he just sat there and watched?

Yeah. That's crazy.

My husband would have killed me.

Okay, but wait. You got caught.

That's against the rule.

Besides, you can't be in the milk pack if your husband is a cuck. She didn't

know he was a cuck until he walked in on them.

That's true.

Right, but she still got caught.

Also true.

Well, ladies, what can I say? It's been fun, and I hope that you will keep me in

the loop for next year's milk pack.

We're going to miss you, Penny.

You started the milk pack.

Time could pass the torch.

Honey, honey.

Sorry to interrupt.

It's Ricky. He's on the phone. He's wondering if anal is still on the table

for tonight.

So, I'm thinking yes.