Original subtitles

I am Adam, Prince of Eternia,

defender of the secrets of Castle Grayskull.

This is Cringer, my fearless friend.

-Fabulous-- -[lasers zapping]

[grunting, growling]

[cackles, growls]

By the Power of Grayskull...

[electrification]

...I have the Power!

♪♪ He-Man, He-Man ♪♪ And the Masters Of the Universe ♪♪

♪♪ He-Man ♪♪

[chuckling]

[glass shattering]

[laughing]

You hit the jackpot this time, Odiphus.

Lotions potions.

Lots of good stuff.

Easy to carry, easy to sell.

[yelping]

The Evil Warriors of Skeletor.

These guys are like legends.

Oh, Odiphus, what you wouldn't give to be one of them.

Oh, Uncle Squiggly?

[scanner beeping]

So, what is that stuff, anyhow?

It's what the boss wants.

[He-Man] And if he wants it...

...it can't be for any good purpose.

[grunting]

Those are the creeps who threw Odiphus in prison.

-[screaming] -[thudding]

[grunting]

[screaming]

[rumbling]

[gasping]

[groaning]

Let's beat it.

[grunting]

[grunting]

Oh...

Snake Mountain, Odiphus.

Just like in all the stories.

[electricity crackling]

And now, to add the Necrosia.

-What you're making? -Ah! [grunting]

Who are you?

Odiphus. Odiphus wants to join up.

Odiphus would make a great evil warrior.

Odiphus needs to get lost.

Got something you might want back.

Where'd you get that?

Tri-Klops.

Skeletor wants a progress report.

Now.

[metal clangs]

When I get back, you better be gone.

And don't touch anything.

[sighing audibly]

He's testing you, Odiphus.

Wants you to prove yourself.

Missed you at roll-call, Roboto.

I have replayed the battle in my mind countless times

and have concluded it was my fault that Skeletor's warriors got away.

I have failed the masters.

No, you haven't.

Now, let it go.

Dwelling on a defeat can turn you into your own worst enemy.

Well?

The device has been completed.

I was about to add the Necrosia when you summoned me.

So, what's this device for, anyhow?

Don't you know?

It's designed to remove your stink.

What? Is this some kind of joke?

I don't stink.

Tell them, Merman.

Well, you do have a rather distinctive aroma.

Okay.

So now what's supposed to happen?

Uh-oh...

[distant explosion]

[grunting and groaning]

[screeching and roaring]

Huh?

That smell.

Ugh, must lock smell.

The stink is following Odiphus.

The stink is coming from Odiphus.

I am Odiphus, and I have the power of stink.

What do you say you let Odiphus join up?

What do I say?

I say...

[shrieking]

...out of here, immediately.

[Odiphus screams]

[braying]

[shepherd] What is it, me darlings?

Ugh!

For the love of Eternia.

[roaring]

[gasping]

[siren wailing]

A stampeding herd of unilopes.

Logic indicates this to be the work of beast men.

I will find him.

They must be stopped.

The palace is in harm's way.

Take care not to hurt the beasts.

[roaring]

I have scanned the entire area, but there is no sign of beast man.

Apparently, this was not his doing.

My judgment was inaccurate and left you shorthanded.

The unilopes could have devastated all of Eternia.

Could have, but didn't.

Your reasoning was sound, Roboto.

Unilopes are normally pretty docile.

They don't spook easily.

But they are highly sensitive to smell.

My friends, I'm afraid a new evil has arrived in Eternia.

Something stinky.

Such havoc.

And all caused by that ridiculous Odiphus.

Found him.

You're not going to blast me again, are you?

Why would I do such a thing?

You like Odiphus?

I have chosen you to lead my warriors into battle against the palace of Eternia.

Really?

You and your wonderful stink power are the very key to my new offensive.

Yeah, you're the most offensive thing we've ever smelt.

[all laughing]

[both grunting]

Complete this task successfully

and perhaps I will allow you to join our little family.

Interested?

Am I?

I mean, Odiphus is listening.

[Skeletor] At dawn, most of the palace of Eternia

will still be asleep.

You will use your unique skills to cause a diversion.

[both coughing]

Adam!

Gotta evacuate.

Something's sticking up the kingdom.

Sorry about the door.

By the Power of Grayskull!

I have the Power!

[roaring]

[clamoring]

Masters and Royal Guard will evacuate all citizenry

He-Man and I will investigate this.

You heard him. Let's move it out!

It's all happening just like Skeletor said it would.

[coughing]

[coughing]

[He-Man] There!

If this is some new evil warrior,

why would Skeletor send him in solo?

Because it's a diversion.

There.

[beeping]

They're out to take the palace.

[Man-At-Arms grunting]

[Man-At-Arms] Roboto?

I am here.

The palace is about to be attacked.

But I cannot risk my incompetence causing yet another defeat.

You're a master of the universe, Roboto,

sworn to protect the kingdom.

Remember what I told you earlier.

Dwelling on a defeat can turn you into your own worst enemy.

Man-At-Arms is correct.

I must not allow a failure of confidence to undermine my duty.

The source of the odor- based attack.

No definable vulnerability detected.

Wait, hold on.

Of course. Man-At-Arms!

[Roboto] And thus stem the attack.

Excellent strategy, Roboto.

We'll give it a try.

Very soon, Skeletor will conquer the palace

and Odiphus will be the hero.

[He-Man] I'm sorry, but doing evil is never a heroic act.

Okay, so much for a frontal attack.

There's a clearing.

A stink free zone below and to the left of it.

Not even close.

Wasn't meant to be.

Now, battle cat.

[gagging and coughing]

[clamoring and coughing]

Retreat.

[chorus] ♪♪ He-Man ♪♪

And after I deduced that the perpetrator

was vulnerable to his own aroma

I suggested a strategy with a high probability of success.

Essentially using his stench against him.

I heard what you did, Roboto.

Great job.

Ugh! Speaking of stench.

Ah, Cringer.

And you will scrub until every piece of armor is gleaming.

What?

How come the stinky guy isn't being punished too?

Because, unlike the rest of you,

Odiphus has proved himself useful

Odiphus?

Who's Odiphus?

Call me Stinkor!

[farting]

[cackling]

I have encoded the lesson that all beings make mistakes.

But losing confidence in one's abilities

and being unwilling to try again is the biggest mistake of all.

That's right, Roboto.

To be successful at an endeavor, you must be willing to weather setbacks.

And sometimes the weather can be very unpredictable.

Until next time.

[outro theme playing]