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[narrator] Previously on Hard Rock Medical.

-It's a Lichtenberg tree figure. -What does that mean?

It means she's been struck by lightning.

I'm looking at a new art find, a rare canvas painted in 1937.

Your dad's putting our painting up for sale.

-Put that down! -We're just fixing a tire.

I'm not gonna say it again, chug.

-We met? -No, I don't think so.

Drop the hockey stick, now!

In Canada, hockey players get a free pass.

Now you're getting it.

I'm a vet assistant as well.

I didn't know you were working tonight.

Oh, I'm not. I'm going to be babysitting this little guy.

My ex-husband, he'll be taking the boys.

She wanted me to give you this.

I'm feeling way better now. I'm not throwing up any more.

All I'm saying is this just could be a honeymoon phase

and she's probably experiencing a bit of a bounce right now.

Bonny and her husband Gordy were part of our band.

So Gordy is Mylo's father.

He... he died.

Have you or Brian been tested for HIV?

AIDS?

Brother Allen? Brother Allen!

I need some help in here!

You've got a family!

The ring? Doesn't mean squat.

The Harley doesn't mean squat.

The farewell tour is officially over.

I think you should move out.

[opening theme music]

Thanks for helping me out, man.

No worries, man.

It's probably the hardest thing I've ever had to do...

Probably one of the hardest things I've had to watch.

Those kids love you, man.

Maybe I should've gone back, ya know?

Reasoned with Tara.

It's not the right time to try and fix it, okay?

A breather will be good.

Yeah.

Well, looks like your new place

could do with a visit from Holmes on Homes.

[gun cocking]

-[gunshot] -No! Whoa!

It's me! Charlie!

Oh, yes.

Hey!

So, um... you were tossing and turning a lot last night.

You feeling okay?

So-so.

You gonna stick around?

I think so.

Look, uh... about the painting.

-Painting? -Yeah, we should talk about it.

There's nothing in here for breakfast.

Oh, what, you don't like mustard?

I got a hankering for Ventano's for some reason.

Okay. All right, I can take a hint.

Why don't you text me later,

and if you're up for it we'll talk about it then.

I'll let you know.

Yeah.

[music distorting]

Charlie and Gary got a pretty negative write-up

from their preceptor on their last ride-along.

Really? They're usually pretty solid.

Well, first of all, Charlie was a no-show.

What, is he sick?

I think he's having family issues.

Oh. Yeah. What about Gary, what happened with him?

Well, according to the officer in charge,

Gary, and I quote,

"demonstrated a clear lack of respect toward me

and questioned my authority during a routine traffic stop."

All right, I'll go talk to the boys

and see what transpired.

-See what you can do. -Yeah.

[radio] In North Bay we're still in the grips of that cold snap.

Environment Canada says that it's likely to last--

Hey, Deirdre.

Two creams, no sugar.

Oh! Oh, of course. Hi Melanie.

So what's on the menu today?

Well, we got corn and pork soup,

bison burgers,

elk roasted on a bun,

bologna and no-panic bannock.

Sounds kinda like yesterday.

Ah, yeah. Well, except for the catch of the day.

-Oh, what's that? -Uh, Rich!

Rich!

Hey, what's our catch of the day, today?

I got some pickerel, and a couple of rabbits,

and a gopher that got caught under someone's wheels,

but she's good and ready to go for sausage stew.

Rich, that sounds like roadkill.

One man's roadkill is another man's stew.

What's this?

Strange, I must have picked it up

in the dryer at the laundromat.

Oh yeah, I've heard of socks clinging, but a parrot feather?

[dog barking]

You guys looking to buy?

Uh, no, no, we're doing a follow-up on a patient.

Sage Krysow?

About her ankle injury?

Right. You guys from the insurance company?

No... we're here from the medical school

doing a follow-up.

She missed her follow-up appointment at the Ortho.

Okay.

Come in.

[dogs barking]

Hey, Dede. Can I get a chips and a Henry?

Sure.

It's a bit cold outside to be wearing running shoes.

They're not running shoes, lady, they're Jordan's.

Oh, okay.

There you go.

Hey, where you going?

What?

Did they teach you math in school?

What do you think?

I think maybe we should go have a conversation with your mother.

Here.

You over-changed him.

Oh...

That's the third time today I've miscounted.

Deirdre, do you ever wear glasses or contacts?

No.

How about you come to the clinic tomorrow,

I'll take a look at your eyes.

Okay. Two cream, no sugar.

You know it.

I had it all worked out.

You know, I bought new beds, new desks.

I hired a live-in nanny for when I wasn't around.

-Wow. -I arranged for car pooling

for their hockey games.

I was really looking forward to being a hockey mom.

Waving my cowbell in the stands.

Now that brings back fond memories.

-Cowbell! -Do you miss it?

Yeah, you know, I do.

Back then 12-hour nursing shifts,

I just wish I could have been there more.

Thank God I had Warren to fall back on.

You know, Farida, maybe it's better this way.

For both you and the kids.

Why would you say that?

Well, this way they don't get uprooted, and neither do you.

So what? They're gonna live with their father

who is never around. Who probably fooled around on her.

Okay, listen. I know how easy it is

to blame your ex for everything.

He very well may have been a terrible husband,

but that doesn't mean he wasn't a good father.

You don't know that.

Hey. Good morning.

Farida, there is a patient in 4C.

A cutie who has a head laceration.

Mm, cutie.

I got the test back on your monks.

Oh! Hey great. Let me have a look.

Monk Brian is extubated, and Monk Allen,

he's peeing up a storm and he's still on oxygen.

-Dr. Helvi! -Hey, sorry I'm late.

Administrative issues and black ice. Double whammy.

Oh, but I'm here now, so fill me in.

Oh, this is where we're at right now.

Pa... What's with the gun?

Somebody broke in last week and trashed the house.

I don't know what they were lookin' for.

-Drugs, maybe? -Drugs?

I don't have enough power to boil water,

never mind run a grow-op.

Pas d'la dope. He's talking about prescription drugs.

Where's- where's your guard dog?

Had to put him down.

Buried him in the backyard with his ostie'd bones.

What the hell are you doing sneaking up on me!

Oh, I'm sorry! I would have called, Pops,

but you don't have a phone.

Tara and I are taking a break

and I kinda need a place to stay, okay?

Kissed off. The dragon lady threw you out.

Pas vraiement la...

I mean, Chris, you wouldn't be here otherwise.

-Is that Healy? -[gun cocking]

Pa, on s'calme!

It's not loaded.

So... what happened here?

Some people need to know the law and shovel their walks.

That's unfortunate.

Yeah, broke my tibula bone.

Tibia or fibula?

A bone in my freakin' leg, what difference does it make?

Okay, okay. All right.

Cast is a bit loose, which means the swelling's gone down.

So I can give it a little tighten

if you're feeling any discomfort.

I- I can handle the pain if I have enough codeine.

They only gave me enough for like a month's supply.

Can you get that renewed?

Well, you broke your ankle two weeks ago,

you should have two weeks left.

Well yeah, no, I do, I mean I--

You guys gonna be much longer?

What's going on there?

It's just, it's so damn itchy.

Whoa, that's nasty.

Yeah, that's infected.

Ah, we're gonna need to take out that ring and disinfect it.

I told you not to let your useless sister do it.

Hold on. Her sister did it?

What did she use?

Probably a sewing needle and spit. [chuckles]

My sister's a professional tattoo artist.

She knows about hygiene.

She washes her hair every two months.

You're not supposed to wash corn rows!

Don't ya know anything?

Could you shut her up with something? Please.

Give me some Oxy or something,

it gets so damn itchy I'm ready to jump out of my skin here.

Okay, you don't need pain killers,

you need antibiotics.

Yeah. I'm gonna have to lance that, too.

That sounds painful.

-It won't be. -[knocking]

I'll show you the dogs.

Dogs? No man, I'm here to buy.

Hey, Bonny.

Hey. What you got?

It's called a No-Panic Bannock Sandwich.

I've never had it before.

Pegged you for more of a grilled cheese on white bread.

No offense.

It's that obvious, hey?

So how's Mylo doing?

She's riding the wave, for now.

Eva and I have a conference call with Cardinal tomorrow morning,

so we'll have some news to share.

Okay, the sooner the better.

Where is Eva?

Think she was trying to get the baby to burp

last I spoke with her.

Poor Trevor, just stuck like that.

I don't understand how a mother can just abandon her child.

Yeah, Eva told me about what happened with Mylo's father.

What did she say?

Nothing much, really, just that he had an accident.

More like a suicide.

She forgot to tell you that part?

Were they given a diuretic?

No, and none of the medication

would explain the excessive urination.

I mean it's just- it's strange.

So what's your diagnosis?

I am of the opinion that they both have HIV

and this is their AIDS-defining illness.

Why are you thinking HIV?

Well, they wouldn't admit to being partners,

but they share the same symptoms.

No one else at the monastery is showing any signs of this.

Nancy, the HIV test came back negative.

-Right. -You know that.

But this is exactly like a case

I saw when I was nursing in New Liskeard--

You're off the mark by a mile,

it's not HIV in spite of what you think!

Okay, have they had a repeat chest x-ray yet today?

No, they haven't.

Should I be ordering one?

Yes, repeat chest x-ray, and do some titers,

and check some sputum for TB and Legionnaire's just in case,

and prep him for a bronchoscopy.

Stat, please.

Thank you.

[slow rock music]

So, what do you do with the dogs?

Why? I mean,

you guys wanna buy one?

-A dog? -Yeah, they're real special.

How?

Our bitch is a coton de tulear.

A what?

Don't you know anything?

Coton de tulear, it's a rare French breed.

They usually go for a couple grand each.

That's the last one we got of those.

Thousand bucks, takes it away.

I'll let this one go for five hundred

if you throw in some Oxy or Fentanyl.

Yeah, we can't do that.

Yeah, well, we've been gettin' fifteen hundred per,

so this is a hell of a deal.

-No thanks. -I'm good.

If you miss this one, we'll have another litter

in a couple of months, but by then,

they'll be going for two thousand.

Just don't move.

[screams]

Yeah, just home for the weekend to visit the wife and kids.

That's nice.

Daddy's skates hadn't been sharpened in a while.

-Took a tumble. -Hm.

So you're heading right back into a fly-in zone tonight?

Back to the rig.

What's uh, what's that there?

I'm using an adhesive,

that way you won't have to worry about your sutures coming out.

Okay, there we go.

Ow.

Ah...

[rustling]

Oh! [coughs]

Ah...

-Oh. -I'm sorry!

[beep]

[on PA]Code Blue, Code Blue room 305!

I'll be right back.

Code Blue room 305!

Okay, there seems to be excess mucus in the left lung,

but no real lesions or pathology.

Brother Allen, your chart says that

you've been in the monastery for the last six months

but haven't traveled,

yet no one else is exhibiting the symptoms.

I already told the nurse that we are celibate

and don't have a relationship.

May I ask what you do at the monastery?

It's very contemplative.

We pray six times a day, and

then we'll go about our duties and chores.

What chores? What chores do you do?

I'm responsible for the gardens during the summer,

and in the winter months

I assist Brother Brian in the kitchen

where he's the cook.

So you both work in the kitchen.

Does anyone else work in there?

Not really.

Is it an older building, not well ventilated?

I think the correct term might be vintage.

Hm.

I dunno what to tell you.

The cop said you were belligerent

and you questioned his authority.

It was a clear case of road rage.

Okay, the hockey player attacked the driver with his stick

and the cop gave him a free pass.

And what? I'm supposed to shut my mouth?

It's none of your business, Gary.

He's an officer of the law, you are not.

You're there to observe, provide medical assistance if required.

-End of story. -Great.

So he throws away the book and I get thrown under the bus.

His house, his rules.

-I'll remember that. -Please do.

If I'd been there, maybe

things would've gone down differently, I...

Dallaire, he wasn't even aware

that you called in sick that day.

I'm just- I'm just having issues, ya know.

Marital stuff.

Tara filled me in.

Really, what'd she say?

Don't make- just, you've probably heard it all before.

This is familiar territory for me, believe me, okay?

I had to move in with my old man, too.

Do you have any advice?

Yeah, don't overstay your welcome.

The guy was gonna pop me every other day--

No I just- about marriage?

No, I don't.

No, no.

-I'm not that guy. -Oh.

I'm in a group now, where I heard a guy say, though,

you know, it's like, it's like any other partnership.

Sometimes you get to talk, sometimes you gotta listen,

but if you're talking when you should be listening,

then you're not gonna hear or be heard.

[upbeat music]

Yeah.

-Thanks. -Thanks for the ride.

This is- she was great.

I'm gonna miss her.

-Yes. -Okay.

That was insane.

What've you got for me?

Hey, doc...

Ah, sorry.

Try Acetone and Petroleum Jelly.

Right.

Thank you.

Hey, come on!

I'm in pain here.

Give me some Ritalin, or Lorazepam.

We can't prescribe any of that,

you'll have to go to a clinic and see an attending doctor.

Well, what the hell are you then?

We're med students.

Oh, Jesus.

Rick! Get this!

These guys aren't even real doctors,

they can't prescribe medicine.

And they performed surgery, that's malpractice.

We could call the Medical Association and talk lawsuit.

We know what you're trying to do here,

and we're not falling for it.

Here.

You can call the drug counselor there.

-They'll be able to help you. -Screw you!

Get out!

[slow music]

They're feeding their habits by over-breeding the mother.

And they're dealing on top of it.

We came to treat her medical issues, Gina.

End of story. There's nothing we can do.

All right, I gotta run. Dinner date.

Don't do anything stupid.

[dog barking]

Can't do anything about the dealing, but...

Okay, thank you for that.

Bye.

And?

The Public Health Officer said they went into the kitchen

looking for mold in the duct work.

It turns out they didn't have to go too far in.

There were mice droppings everywhere.

What? Oh, Jesus.

Jesus.

It's not HIV.

No.

Well, what do you think it is?

It's early, but it sounds like Hantavirus.

Right, right, of course.

You can get it from mice and rats

but you have to be in close proximity for a long time,

and Brian and Allen worked in the kitchen together,

so they likely got it from exposure to the fecal matter.

Right, right, right, uh!

You know, Nancy...

You've got good instincts,

but you need to learn

not to sell the skin before you've caught the bear.

Excuse me?

Don't jump to conclusions, Nancy.

Right.

I think, you owe those two monks an apology.

Yes. Yes, I do.

[slow guitar music]

Dad?

Dawn's not with you?

With me?

For dinner. Dawn arranged this thing.

-Dawn did? -She's a lovely girl.

She's the nicest girl you ever brought home.

What exactly did she call you about?

Well, it was about that painting that I'm auctioning off.

-The painting. -What is it, son?

Did you call my dad to set this dinner up?

I didn't talk to your father.

What is your angle here, Dawn?

I don't know what you're talking about?

The painting.

He says you wanna talk about the painting.

What painting?

Our painting.

If anyone finds out about this

I can get kicked out of Med School, go to jail.

You're hurting my arm.

Just, let's just go home, okay?

Let go of my arm!

Hey, what's going on?

Nothing, nothing. We just had a fight.

About what?

[slow guitar music]

[dramatic rock music]

Here you go.

Let's get out of here.

[rock song]