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-Previously on Hard Rock Medical.

-Why a doctor now? -I know a lot of nurses who

would be kick-ass doctors, but

I don't know many doctors who would be kick-ass nurses.

[laughing]

Never did I have an affair!

-This is no joking matter.

-I imagine this kind of stuff happens all the time.

-I cannot let you leave without I show my gratitude.

-I've got a surprise for you!

-I had an affair with a married man.

-No way!

-How will you pay for it?

-The same way I paid for my useless degree.

-Who is it? -Kyle.

He has something important to tell me.

-Curtis Hawkins! -The producer?

-Wants us in L.A. next week.

-A guy here swallowed diamonds. -No! No! No! No!

Is that Charlie's goat?

-Thanks for finding my goat!

-[squealing]: On my God! It ate my locket...

-I just found out m wife's pregnant again.

I'm probably not coming back next year.

-Keep an eye on the goat.

[theme music]

[theme music]

[feedback]

-All right, Kyle, load it up!

♪♪♪

-Pretty cool that Eva's down in L.A. cutting an album.

-Yeah, I had to twist her arm

to convince her to go.

-How's it going?

-I sent her a few texts,

She hasn't respond.

I think she's avoiding me.

-You think?

-Things were a little tense

between us before she left...

Anyway...

Looking good, man! You have talent.

-Thanks.

Talent doesn't always equal brilliance.

Pete Townsend said Jeff Beck

was the most gifted, technical

guitar player he'd ever known,

yet with all that talent,

he had nothing original to say.

That's me.

-Harsh self-assessment!

-I'm copying

Thompson, Varley, Jackson...

They got talent.

I'm channelling them.

-So what inspires you?

-That's the problem, my friend.

That bolt of lightning that leads to the grand vision,

it rarely strikes me.

-At least you have a hobby.

-Not exactly a hobby, more of a living.

-What, you sell this stuff? -No, I...

[Gary yelps.]

What?

-I just got bitten by a snake!

[rock music]

-[groaning]: I can't figure it out!

I just can't! Did we miss a round?

-I think the diamonds would've come out by now.

-I just need a little more time.

-Charlie, we needed that money, and we needed it last week.

I think it's time that you look into selling your...

-I am not getting rid of my Guy Lafleur hockey puck!

End of discussion.

-Charlie, that thing isn't

worth more than a hundred bucks.

You know what I'm talking about.

[goat bleating]

-No, no, no...

I can't sell the Harley, hon.

Look, the diamonds, they're in there.

They gotta be!

-Well, unless you've developed X-ray vision...

-That's not a bad idea.

C'mon, buddy.

♪♪♪

[music fades]

[air pressure release]

-120 over 80.

-[laughing]: Wow! That is doubly impressive.

One: Jules, this thing works.

And two: You're keeping yourself mighty fit, Ray.

-I think the students are really going to take to these.

[knocking] -[panting]: Hi...

Excuse me, sorry to interrupt.

Are you Dr. Dallaire?

-Yes. [ripping sound]

-I'm Dylan, Nancy Siebolski's son.

I've been trying to get a hold of my mom,

but I can't get her on her cell.

Is she on placement somewhere?

-We're on a break right now, so no, she's not.

-There's been a family emergency.

I think she should know about it.

-Dr. Dallaire might know where she's at.

-Yes, I'll make sure she gets back to you, all right?

-Thanks, I appreciate it.

♪♪♪

-I thought things were over between you two.

-So did I! As far as I knew, he went back to his wife.

-I worked a few divorce cases.

You'd be amazed at what emerges from the muck of infidelity.

-Everything is different now!

Back then, we were both teachers in the same school,

we had a reason to be in the same space!

-Sounds like he still got his hooks in you.

-I just can't let him see me like this.

-See you like what? -No, nothing... I just...

It's going to be hard... to face him.

-Hey, then don't!

If you're worried you'll get sucked back in,

just call him and tell him you don't wanna see him, right?

-Right.

♪♪♪

Right...

[guitar solo]

-He's in a good groove for a guy who just had radiation.

-Yeah, he's lookin' good!

-How about another pass at that? -Yes.

We're gonna do another one. -What're you talking about?

-You were pushing the beat a little.

-Whatever! Just punch me in.

-Punch him in.

-You got any anti-venom?

-This is Northern Ontario.

It was probably a corn snake.

There's no venom. I'll get my kit.

-Right... Sorry. Knee-jerk reaction.

My uncle was asleep in his backyard one time,

and there was a copperhead sliding right towards him.

His Jack Russell lunged for it, missed and locked onto his arm.

-That's gotta hurt. -Yeah.

My auntie had to shove her

fingers up the dog's backdoor

to get him to let go.

Lost her wedding ring in the process

and the dog wasn't so accommodating the second time.

-That's TMI, brother... Let me have a look.

Ah, left behind a few teeth.

That's not good. -What?

-When a corn snake loses its teeth,

it's vulnerable to infection. We gotta find it.

-The snake? What about me? -You'll be fine!

C'mon, help me look! -I ain't no Jack Russell, mate!

-[Kyle]: Check 1, 2... Cool. -[Eva]: Check.

♪♪♪

-Hey, Charlie. -Hey, Buddy.

This is Gina. -Hi.

-And this is the reason why we're here.

-Hey...

-Thanks for letting us do this. -Not a word, Charlie.

I could lose my job over this.

-I know, I get it.

All on the QT, Buddy. So where do we go?

-Down the hall, past the kennels.

First door on the left. -Awesome. Thanks, man.

-Thanks.

♪♪♪

[inaudible instructions]

♪ Crickets bow softly ♪

♪ Wind blowing gently ♪

♪ I know trouble is gonna come on home to me ♪

[car door closing] -Sorry, not buying any

Girl Guide cookies today!

Oh look, everyone, it's Ray!

You would not believe the door-to-door salesmen up here.

They're such a nuisance. Maybe they're like you.

They couldn't read that sign on the front gate.

"No solicitation allowed."

-Are you alone?

-What do you have in mind? -I take it Nancy's with you.

-[laughing]: Woah...!

You can add psychic to your long list of qualifications.

-You might not think much of throwing your career away,

you've done it before,

but I don't think you need to

drag somebody down with you.

-Anyone's here, they're here of their own volition.

Did I drag you here? -I'm not here for you.

-Oh, right. What is that, step No. 3?

Make the decision to turn our will and our lives

over to the care of God as we understood Him.

Sorry, God, that's where we have our differences.

-You have my number if you need to find me.

You have a number now? I can't just yell up to

the heavens like I normally do?

-Get yourself cleaned up

and we might be able to work this out.

The term starts soon, this offer has an expiry date.

-Speaking of expiries,

this puppy's empty, it's time for a refill.

[wind rustling in the leaves]

[door creaking]

[door banging]

[phone buzzing]

-Hello. -[man's voice]: Hey...

-Hey. -It's about time you answer.

-Richard, please stop calling me.

-You know you don't mean that.

-Don't I?

[She sighs.]

-Thanks, I had no idea how to use that thing.

-No problem, piece of cake!

-Here. -Thanks.

It'd be a lot of fun to work here.

-Depends on your definition of fun.

-Did you see all those cats and dogs out there?

It'd be nice to work with them.

-I have 3 kids and a goat, that's plenty!

[She laughs.]

-OK, let's see what we got here.

-Awesome.

-Hi, Nancy.

-Dr. Dallaire...

-Your son came by my office looking for you.

He was concerned about an important family matter

and he needs you.

-Ah, did he say what it's about? -No, he didn't.

-Well, thank you for coming all this way to tell me.

-You're welcome. Nancy uhm,

you're an adult

and I can't tell you what to do,

but this isn't going to make you

the kick-ass doctor you told me

you wanted to be back in the admission interviews.

-Mmm... Well, huh,

I just didn't think that was possible, now.

I hope to you see back next Monday.

I want you back.

Please, don't throw this away.

-OK, thank you.

♪♪♪

[car starting]

♪♪♪

♪ Said all the right things ♪

♪ Do just about anything ♪

♪ No, goin' in won't be easy ♪

♪ But I'll jump right in and burn ♪

-Woah... What is that?!

It looks like an earring.

With a diamond setting.

Ah! Wouldn't that be magical? -It would.

Unfortunately, those look like my wife's earrings.

Semi-precious stones, by the way.

She's been looking for those for 3 weeks.

[dogs barking]

I'm surprised he doesn't

have my licence plate in there.

Unbelievable!

-I don't know, Charlie, they don't seem to be in there.

[goat bleating]

-Where the hell are they?

[She sighs.]

-I never figured you for a nature child.

You seem more like a golf and country club lad like myself.

-Oh there was a bit of that,

but at the same time, there's the Cahill family pride

in being a Northerner.

You know, canoeing, hiking.

-While I was shagging balls with a tennis pro.

-I think we got 'em. We're good.

-So what now?

-[sighing]: I don't know.

I really need the money, Gina.

I guess Easter's coming early this year...

-Charlie! -I'm just kidding!

Sort of...

-You could get a part-time job. -I dunno...

-They're looking for life models at the art school.

-Humph! Unless they're looking for the Michelin Man, I'll pass!

But thanks. -Silly!

-Anyways... Let's go, goat!

-What? Again?! -Are you serious?!

-I've got to get back to town.

-So he got to you? -What?! Got to me?

No, he came to tell me

about a family matter I have to go back to.

-Yeah, really? -Yes, really!

-When you deal with this family matter, are you coming back?

-This was a mistake, Fraser.

Look, we can just go in there together,

hat in hand, ask for forgiveness.

-Hat in hand?

No, I don't let anyone tell me how to run my life.

-Right, you would rather have a pissing contest with Dallaire!

-That's not the point!

-The point is,

we can't continue like this at school.

-Maybe not at his school.

-Whaddaya mean, his school?

At any school, for God's sakes!

And this is the one I got into!

-And I chose you. -Chose me?

I don't need your seal of approval to get in!

I would've gotten in without it!

I don't need your validation, Dr. Healy!

♪♪♪

-And we're back to doctor.

♪♪♪

[keys jangling]

-Farida?

What's this all about?

-Richard, I told you I didn't want to see you.

-I don't understand.

-There's nothing to understand. We both moved on and...

-No...

No, no. This...

When did you start wearing a hijab?

[She sighs.]

-Richard, what're we doing?

-Please...

Could I just come in and talk to you?

I can't stop thinking about you.

Come on!

-One cup of coffee!

♪ I will stand my ground and wait for your surrender ♪

♪ Uncover your mystery ♪

♪ Write it all down in a long dirty letter ♪

♪♪ 'Cause trouble's all right by me ♪

-The doctor said that he had some kind of stroke.

-Stroke...

His fiancée's with him, right? -She couldn't handle it.

[She laughs.] She's...

-Let me guess: She buggered off, right?

-I'm sure she'll be back.

-Dylan, I'm not really sure what you want me to do about this.

-What do you mean?

-We're in the middle of a divorce.

He's not my husband anymore.

-He's still my father!

-Yes, he's your father.

So you and your brother will have to figure it out,

that's all.

-Really?!

[She sighs.] Just like that,

you're turning the page?

-Honey, it's a little more complicated than that.

-Where have you been? -Excuse me, what?!

-You smell like booze. Drinking again?

-Don't you ever talk to me like that again, you hear me?

-Like what? -You're just like him!

-Better him than you.

-Dylan! Where the hell are you going?

♪♪♪♪

♪ Trouble's all right by me ♪

♪ Oh trouble's all right by me ♪

-Wow! That has got some real hurtin' going on!

-That's good. Best thing Kyle's ever done!

-That we've ever done!

-I got Ziggy Stanfair from

Cut Time Records on standby.

If we can knock out a couple more tunes,

put an album together, he'll push the hell outta this.

-No, no, leave me out of it.

This is Kyle's dream, I got a flight to catch.

-Come on, Eva! -Curtis, you're not helping!

-I think I hear a tea kettle goin' in the other room.

Anyone for a chai latte?

[door opening and closing]

-You can't put me on the spot like that!

-I know, but it's like it used to be.

Me, you, the music!

You feel it too, I know you do. You gotta stick around, Eva!

-A deal is a deal. I'm going back to school.

I've done what I had to do. -Done what you to do?

-I didn't mean it like that.

All I meant was, you're happy and healthy...

-Is this some kind of mercy lay?

-Oh come on!

-You didn't come here for the music!

-How can you say that? -You came for

your frickin' conscience!

-See? This is why

I left the music business!

-This has nothing to do with the music business.

It has to do with us! -OK, fine!

It's clear we can't make beautiful music together.

-'Cause you wanna be a doctor? -'Cause of history!

I suggest we do one more take and you almost bust a vein!

-That's part of the process, you know that!

-That eventually broke us up as a band.

And a couple!

[He sighs.]

-So what're you doing with the snake?

-Take it home and make sure it's OK.

-Then what?

-I'm gonna come back here

and release it into the wild.

-Wow, you are so Canadian, mate!

[Cameron chuckles.]

-All right...

[water splashing as they wade into the water]

-Mrs. McClusky?

-Yes... No! Actually, we're divorced.

Well, the paperwork hasn't gone through...

-Are you Mrs. McClusky or not? -Yes, I'm Mrs. McClusky.

-Any other family members present?

-Yeah, 2 sons, one's in Europe.

The other one's... I don't know where he went.

-Your husband suffered a massive subarachnoid haemorrhage.

Unfortunately, with this type of catastrophic bleed,

the only thing we can do is put him into an induced coma.

-Uh... Coma?

-Induced coma, designed to decrease his brain's metabolism.

We'll have no way of knowing if it's effective

for the first few days.

-Uh... OK. How long is that gonna take?

-We'll monitor his recovery.

We'll see where we're at in a week or so.

Having a loving family here to support him

will help his recovery.

-Yeah, yeah...

-Look at us!

[They laugh.]

We are a sorry example of half

the love songs ever written!

[He laughs.]

-Mmm...

You do what you gotta do.

-I gotta catch a flight. -Here.

[She laughs.]

Get outta here!

-All right.

-They're always looking for assistants.

I'll pass along your number to the vet.

-Oh... Thank you!

-Yeah. -That'd be great.

-Not a problem. -Take care.

-Pouah...!

-[Eva]:♪ Crickets bow softly ♪

♪ Wind blowing gently ♪

♪ I know trouble's gonna come on home to me ♪

[moaning in the shower]

♪ Tears don't mean a goddamn thing ♪

♪ When your faith got you twisted ♪

♪ In the wind ♪

♪ I will stand my ground and wait for your surrender ♪

-Warren, you son of a bitch!

♪ I will stand my ground ♪

♪ And wait for your release ♪

-[Kyle]:♪ Said all the right things ♪

♪ Do just about anything ♪

♪ No, goin' in won't be easy ♪

♪ But I'll jump right in and burn ♪

-[Eva and Kyle]:♪ I will stand my ground ♪

♪ And wait for your surrender ♪

♪ Uncover your mystery ♪

♪ Write it all down in a long dirty letter ♪

♪ 'Cause trouble's all right by me ♪

-[Eva]:♪ Trouble's all right by me ♪

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