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Hi there.

I came to speak with the director
about a crypto investment.

- I already told you, he won't see you.
- Sorry. What are you talking about?

I mean, nice new wig,
but you wore those sunglasses yesterday.

Listen, you pain in the ass.

Put the phone down,
and tell that punk I'm here.

Drop the phone!

What are you doing?!

You, thief!

Get back here! Don't run!

Give me back my guitar!

What guitar?

How can you be such a lying fraud?

Give me back my guitar!

Give it back, or I'll kick this door down!

- Stop!
- Yes, Officer. A crazy old lady.

On the phone again?

- Now she's threatening me!
- I'm not!

Get over here, now!

Didn't anyone teach you
to respect your elders?

"Crazy old lady"? I'll slap you silly.

You little punk! We'll settle this later!

You call yourself a man?

Move it!

MY AMAZING GRANDMA

All done!

Morning.

Did you finish the report due tomorrow?

Not yet.

You could finish it yourself
and make yourself useful.

Hey, you know why I couldn't help.

My dad fell and broke his hip.

Víctor, you used that excuse last month.

- Okay, want the real reason?
- You're wearing yesterday's clothes.

Carmen dumped me,
and I'm majorly depressed.

Want the real reason?

You went to that bachelor party.

What you are is majorly hungover.

We've got a department meeting.

- I can't make it.
- Race you!

I'll miss my daughter's school play.

Hey, I've got the play!

All right. As you know,
the new CEO's coming soon,

and we need to prepare
a report on the department.

So this meeting is to decide
when we're meeting to work on the report.

- Tomorrow at ten?
- I've got a dentist appointment.

- Eleven, then.
- I'll be on vacation.

- The day after, without you.
- Can't. Card tournament.

All right. Let's take it easy.

Now, then... who's up for a smoke break?

- Smoke break!
- Me!

All right. I don't smoke, but...

No, smoke in here.

You okay?

Never better.

I'll make it.

- Your shoe!
- Leave it in my office!

Shit!

Taxi!

Stop!

- Hi.
- Good afternoon. Where to?

Get me to García Lorca School

in five minutes,
and I'll give you 50 bucks.

Well, actually... 33.

- Thirty-five.
- That's all I've got.

Fine by me. Get your cash ready.
You've got the fastest cab driver in town.

Thank you!

Jesus! What the hell are you doing?!

Didn't you see the sign, idiot?!

Are you blind?!

Alexia!

I'm sorry.

Hey, what do you want
to do on vacation, Álex?

Anything you want, we'll do it. Promise.

Let's go on a trip with Grandma.

With Grandma? You, me, and Grandma?

We've never gone on a trip together.

Wouldn't you rather hit the beach?

Nice hotel, poolside,
just you and me, relaxing?

- No, I want Grandma.
- Maybe a theme park, you and me?

- I want Grandma.
- What if you and me go to Disneyland?

- I want Grandma.
- I'll buy you a phone.

- I want Grandma!
- Fine, you win. We'll take Grandma.

Hooray! I'll call her.

FAMILY ON BOARD

Hey there, munchkin!

Check out what I did to the RV!

- Cool.
- Real subtle.

Wait till you see what I brought.

HOLY MOTHER

One for each of us.

I'm in a hurry, okay?

Wait. Let's get a picture.
It'll take a second.

Take a shirt.

Okay, smile.

Would it kill you to smile, honey?
What a killjoy.

It's like you don't want to go with us.

I still have to ask for time off work.

Well, goodbye, vacation.
We can forget about it.

I know, right?

Hey, why's that? What do you mean?

Your boss is gonna say
things are busy at work

and you can't take vacation.

Well, if work's busy,
it makes sense that--

Do you realize they walk all over you,
and you still defend them?

- You're the only one who thinks that.
- Oh, really?

Every summer when they're all on vacation,
you're stuck at the office like a sucker.

And they never invite you
to the Christmas party.

Plus, they turned your office
into a janitor's closet.

- Want me to keep going?
- No, that's enough.

And what's with the shoe?

Nothing. What do you want me to do?

Quit? Are you gonna pay
my salary every month?

Here we go again.

Money isn't everything.

Whatever, Mom, I'm running late.

Alexia's food is in her backpack.

Fruit and a turkey sandwich on sourdough.

No junk food. Got it?

- Got it.
- Promise?

Pinky promise!

Remember I used to have a rock band?

Yeah. The Troublemakers.

No "the." Just "Troublemakerz," with a Z.

He was the bassist.

We opened for Bruce Springsteen once.

After the show,
Bruce came back to my dressing room.

We got to talking,
knocked back a few beers...

One thing led to another...
It was bound to happen.

What was bound to happen?

I'll tell you about it
some other time. Anyway...

After all that, he gave me
the guitar he'd used at the concert,

signed and everything.

But when I went back to the dressing room,
it was gone.

You got robbed?

That's what I thought.
There were lots of lowlifes around.

Then a few days ago,
I found out this guy took it.

This dude won't know what hit him.

Wait here.

- Excuse me, ma'am. May I help you?
- No.

Do you have a reservation?

No, I just came to grab a bite.

Sorry, ma'am,
but that outfit's not really appropriate.

- What's wrong with my outfit?
- Nothing.

Try a fast-food joint.
They'd be thrilled to serve you.

What's in here?

What's this?

That? For getting rid of my wrinkles.

Doesn't look like you use it much.

More than I'd like.
What do you think of this?

Ugh. Typical.

Black. You can never go wrong with black.

You know what?
We're going shopping. Come on.

Excuse me. I'd like to try on this dress.

You do know it's Versace.

Obviously.
I already own it in three other colors.

Here, buy yourself an ice cream
while I try these on.

Okay!

- Everyone out.
- What's going on?

Somebody's still in the fitting room.

How's the ice cream?

- Good.
- Let's go.

Thanks.

Care for a glass of champagne?

No champagne. It gives me heartburn.
Bring me a beer.

All right.

Make it a pint.

Well, if it isn't the guitar thief.

What are you doing here?

Cut the crap. I came here for one thing.

Here's the deal.

Either you give me the guitar,
or I'll smash this over your head.

What guitar are you talking about?

Don't play dumb with me, Gregory.
You know how I get.

- I'll crack your skull open.
- Security!

- What security?
- That's the woman who stole the dress!

What...?

- Dress? What are you talking about?
- Ma'am, is that dress yours?

Of course. I bought it
for my sister-in-law's wedding.

Please. It's still got
the security tag on it.

Where?

Oh, right.

Yeah, you heard me. I'm taking a vacation.

No, Guillermo.

Don't give me that nonsense
about the extra workload.

I'm taking vacation, period.

That's right, Daniela.

Therapist's orders.

With authority.
I'm taking vacation, period.

The new CEO's here.

He's got a nice ass.

He's got a nice ass? So what?

Period.

FUTURA SOLUTIONS

Okay, looks like everybody's here.
Let's get started.

Sorry to interrupt.

But maybe we should give the boss
a round of applause first, huh?

All right. Thank you.

I know what some of you are thinking.

"This guy only got the job
because he's the owner's son."

Not at all, boss. No...

But you're wrong.

I'm here because,
besides being a DJ and a visual artist,

I studied Leadership
and Human Resources Development

at Missouri Northwest Academy... South.

And I guarantee that in less than a year,

I'll turn this company
into the number one data management firm.

No.

No, we don't actually do that.

We advise companies,

using predictive algorithms
based on machine learning.

Whatever.

We sell something,
and people need to buy it.

- No.
- Yes.

Yes.

That's it.

This can't happen.

I can't do this alone.
We've gotta do it together.

Come on!

We're gonna be number one!

Everybody, now!

We're gonna be number one!

Just what I feared, an unmotivated team.

No worries.

I planned for this.

Tomorrow we're heading to the countryside

for a team-building retreat!

Arturo, school vacation starts today.

Some of us don't have
anyone to watch our kids.

Even better.
Bring your kids, pets, whatever.

I'm all about "work-family balance."

A round of applause for the new boss!

Congratulations. Welcome.

Yeah?

Yeah, it's me.

What?!

POLICE STATION

I should get going.
I've got Pilates. Bye, munchkin.

Hold on, Mom.

We need to talk.

Fight fast. I'm hungry.

Okay, sweetie.

Mom, shoplifting, threats,
attempted assault.

What's next, drug trafficking?

Oh please, don't be dramatic.

Besides, I was gonna return the dress.

My boobs barely fit in it.

Hey, it's not funny.
Don't laugh. It's not funny.

Mom, committing crimes
in front of your granddaughter?

Committing crimes? Come on.

All right, this little arrangement
is over.

From now on you only see Alexia
when I'm around.

Yeah? What are you gonna do
with her this summer?

I'll hire a babysitter.

That's nice.

Also, we can't take
that trip together anymore.

What?!

They said
you're not getting vacation again?

- No, because I never even asked.
- Unbelievable.

I've gotta go on a team-building retreat
for work.

But you can come with me, sweetheart.

There'll be other kids,
animals, and activities...

I'm sick of this!

You're always promising stuff
that turns out to be lies!

Look what you've done.

Seriously, just when it seems impossible,

you somehow always manage
to screw everything up.

Me?!

Wait!

Wait!

Hey, guys.

Oof, bad vibes, Toñi.

No bad vibes.

My daughter isn't coming on vacation.

What a drag.

This will cheer you up.

What do you think?

Troublemakerz.

From 1976.

No way!

I found it at a flea market. Cool, huh?

- Yeah, except for this guy.
- What are you doing?

- That cost me 30 bucks.
- Whatever. He shouldn't be there.

Welcome. How are you? Let's get settled.

Hi. So, how many are we missing?

Okay. Let's get started. Welcome.

I'm Sandra, the manager.

First off, thanks for choosing us.

It's our first time hosting
a team-building retreat for programmers--

No, we're not the computer programmers.

We advise companies,
using predictive algorithms based on--

Whatever. Point is,
while the grown-ups are busy working,

the kids will be with Carlos,
who's gonna teach them all about nature.

Huh?

So once you've dropped off your bags,
I'll give you a tour.

Sandra, quick question.
What do you mean, I'm watching the kids?

- I'm the grounds caretaker. That's it.
- Exactly.

Take care of the kids
and keep them out of trouble. That's it.

For God's sake...

- Okay, enough. Stop.
- Quiet.

Did you pack your eye drops?
Inhaler? Antihistamines?

Bug spray? And...

- Corticosteroids.
- Very good.

Okay, bye.

Wouldn't you like
to stop pretending to be a cat?

Then you could talk to your friends.

Okay, whatever you want, honey.

Can I at least take your phone so--

Fine, keep the phone. Have fun.

- If there's ice cream, can I have some?
- Absolutely not.

That stuff has milk, and we cannot support
the abuse and imprisonment of cows, okay?

All right, don't get worked up.

- Here. Get going.
- Bye.

Well, this place looks awesome, huh?

You're gonna have a great time.
And there's a girl dressed like a cat.

Give me a kiss, sweetie. Go on.

Listen up, rugrats.

This is where you're sleeping, got it?

Tomorrow morning,
everybody's getting up at five sharp.

Five?!

Kids between six and 12
need at least nine hours of sleep.

It's not my fault
nobody wants to deal with you.

So while you're with me,
you do exactly what I do every day.

Got it? All right. Here's the schedule.

Breakfast at 5:30.

Then feeding the animals
because they deserve breakfast too.

After that, pulling weeds.

Egg and milk collection.

Clean the stable, lunch, then a nap.

How long? Twenty minutes.
Not one second more. All right?

Then fruit and vegetables,
stable cleaning again, very important.

Then watering, pruning, and planting.

Then a light dinner and bed.

Is that clear? Any questions?

Here we go again. Go ahead.

When do we get to play?

Play is essential for our learning
and emotional development.

Oh, yeah? Okay, see you tomorrow.

Go on. For God's sake...

Get going.

I'm Gustavo.

I'm Alexia. What happened to your face?

I'm allergic to sunlight. This is Sara.

She thinks she's a cat.

And this is Julio.

Poor kid's narcoleptic.

What's that?

It means he just randomly falls asleep.

I swear, I don't know how she can do that
to the kid.

- Should I rip it off?
- Go for it.

Jeez, that hurts!

I seriously don't know
how you talked me into this.

It's your fault.
It's like a jungle down there.

Hey, no fuzz, no fun.

Fun? Let's get the other side.

First, she says we're going on vacation.
Then she cancels.

Then she drags the kid along
to this company thing.

What's a little girl supposed
to do with those corporate zombies?

Seriously, she drives me nuts.

You know what?

If she wants to screw up
her own life, fine.

But she's not screwing up the kid's too.

Hey! Where are you going
with that still on?

Oh, right.

Ow, for God's sake!
You can make a wig with that.

But...

Good morning!

Does this bread have sesame,
soy, celery, mustard, nuts, or sulfites?

I'm allergic.

I'm vegan.
No milk, butter, or eggs for me.

You kids are a bunch of weirdos.

Breakfast is over. Everybody get to work.

Come on, get moving.

Come on.

How are you doing?
How's the "work-family" balance?

Great.

First off, I want to remind everyone
our goal is to leave here

as a stronger, more united team.

Let's go, team!

Because out there,

there are hundreds of companies
also doing...

exactly what we do.

And they all want
to watch us crash and burn.

But we won't let that happen.

When I studied Leadership
and Human Resources Development

at Northwest Academy of Missouri... South,

I learned that behind every success story
are brave people.

- And we're gonna be the bravest.
- Yeah.

So, who wants to be the first

to jump from up there?

From there? That's kinda high, isn't it?

- I'm afraid of heights.
- I'm pregnant.

I'm a Jehovah's Witness.

So?

We can't participate
in dangerous activities.

You sure?

Believe me, I wish we could.

God, you're all such cowards.

Fine. I'll pick someone myself.

You!

But... I...

No "buts." Get up there.

Ready, Gonzalo?

Guillermo... I think I'm gonna be sick.

Come on, Guillermo!

I think I've got this pain in my chest...

Excuses!

On three. One, two, three.

No!

- You jumping or not?
- I've got a pacemaker.

I don't think I can!

Oh my God.

A heart attack.

The team-building retreat's
off to a great start.

Great? No.

This is fantastic.

The head of administration position
just opened up.

What are you doing here?

I came to get Alexia.

If you don't want to come
on vacation with us, then don't.

But we're going.

Mom, two things.

One, you're not going anywhere
with her without me.

Two, it's not that I don't want to come.
I just literally can't.

Yeah. All you think about is work.

It's not about work, Mom.

I told you you can't be alone with her.

You want her to spend vacation
bored out of her mind?

Compared to shoplifting designer dresses
with her grandma? Yeah, maybe.

Thanks for coming. You can go now.

- Hi, munchkin!
- Hi, Grandma!

This is my grandma!

What are you doing here?

I came to stay with you.

You having fun here?

How nice.

Look at you lounging around
while the kids do your work.

Excuse me, who are you?

I came to shut down this child labor camp.

This isn't a labor camp.
I'm the caretaker.

What do you take care of?

Making sure they're bored?

Where did you learn to become a caretaker?

The same place where you learned manners.

Wow, this hillbilly's hilarious.

Let's clear something up.
Are you with that computer company?

Nope.

Then you can go back where you came from.

- What if I don't?
- Then I call the cops.

We can talk later
when the kids aren't around.

Anytime you want, lady. Now, beat it.

Come on, kids, move it.

Come on. Let's go. For God's sake...

Munchkin! I'll come get you tonight.

Let's go pick up rocks!

Have a good night, sir.

I tell him, "Is that a bitcoin,
or are you just happy to see me?"

Best joke ever!

Good night.

You!

It's me, Daniela.

How can you be
such a pathetic little suck-up?

Is this your big plan
to get Guillermo's job?

Getting wasted with the boss?

No, you've got it all wrong.

You...

You run your mouth, but you're clueless.

I'm also getting him two tickets
to the Champions League final.

Beat that.

Víctor, just so you know,
I won't stand for it.

You know damn well that position is mine.

- Yours?
- Yeah.

Says who?

- Me!
- Because I didn't.

- Me!
- You?

I've worked in that office eight years,
twice as long as anybody else.

Wow!

Incredible.

When Netflix makes a show about your life,
let me know.

- I'll totally watch it.
- Hands off!

What's up, Arturo?

Yeah, I can't sleep either.

Of course I'll have one last drink.

Sure. Be right there.

What's your therapist tell you, huh?

What does Alicia say?

"You're amazing, sweetie."

"That job is yours. You're fabulous!"

See you tomorrow.

What is it?

I thought we agreed you were leaving.

You said that. I didn't agree to anything.

Come on. The night's young. Sit down.

What's this?

A buddy of mine brings me this
from Poland.

Drink up.

Some friends you have.

From Kraków.

Mom, it burns.

You've always been
such a delicate flower. Jeez.

Here.

That's better.

I've got a little surprise for you.

What did you do?

What do you mean? Lift the cloth.

Cookies?

Yeah, but not just any cookies.
Careful, now.

What'd you put in them?

What do you think?
They're Grandma's special recipe.

Try one.

These are good.

Remember when your friends went swimming
in the river in the summer,

and you stayed behind
with Grandma, making dessert?

The village weirdo.

You even invented your own pastries.
What were they called?

- I don't remember.
- Oh, yes you do, liar.

Danielitas.

That's right, Danielitas.

Full of cream, chocolate,
and that little yellow thing on top.

Mom, they were gross.

I loved them.

You've always had a gift
for making desserts.

Why bring this up now?

Just making conversation.

We know each other too well for that.

So you'll remember when you used
to be excited to do things.

Are we talking about my job now?

If you bring it up,
what am I supposed to do?

I'm going to bed.

Don't you see your daughter misses you?

Of course I see it.

Of course I do. What about you?

You know, when you spent entire summers
on tour and left me alone with Grandma?

- You don't remember that?
- Of course I do.

Every single day.
And you think I don't regret it?

That's exactly why I'm saying this.

Kids grow up fast.

- I'm leaving.
- Leaving?

Yep.

If I ask you to leave tomorrow,
you're not gonna listen, are you?

- Exactamundo.
- At least don't make trouble.

I'm taking the beer.

Kids, let's go.

Come on. Let's go.

What's this?

You guys like board games?

Yeah.

Tonight we're playing
a super fun one. Sit down.

- Know what this is?
- No.

A Ouija board.

Know what it's for?

No.

To talk to ghosts.

Can we play Parcheesi instead?

I don't think this game
is really age-appropriate.

Don't be such a wuss. Let's start.

Okay. I'll explain.

So apparently, before this place
was a farm, it used to be a cemetery.

And even now, at night,

you can still see the ghosts
wandering around.

Tonight we're gonna try making contact
with one.

Everybody put a finger
on this little piece here.

Come on, Gustavo.

Come on. Let's begin.

Is anyone there?

Yeah.

What's your name?

The ghost's name is Clara.

Want to ask her something?

Clara, does María Pulido
from class 4C like me?

- Yes.
- All right!

Your turn.

All right, Clara.

Are you a good ghost... or a bad one?

I think you made her mad.

What did I do?!

What's that?!

Grandma, where are you?!

I am Clara's ghost!

What's wrong?

A wild boar!

Stay still. Stay close to me. It's okay.

On three, we run out the back door. Okay?

Stay calm.

One!

Two!

What happened?

He's narcoleptic.

That's just great.

Stay still. Get out!

I think you're making it angry.

What the hell? Hey!

Get going!

For God's sake...

The kids are so wound up,
they probably won't sleep for a week.

What were you thinking,
taking them out at night?

You clearly wouldn't do it,
and I wanted them to have fun.

Yeah, they had a great time.

Especially the one who had a panic attack.

Why are you such a stiff?

You don't like kids, or what?

Nope. I don't like them.

Then why'd you take this job?

I didn't pick this job, lady.
I'm the caretaker.

It's bad enough dealing with them all day
without a nag on top of it.

Nag? Excuse me? Show a little respect.

Not my fault
you're such a miserable grump.

It's not my fault you're so crass.

- And you're a jerk.
- You're a joke.

- You're stupid.
- Sometimes, yeah.

That's right!

Mom.

- Hello.
- Morning.

Can you tell me...

You mind explaining

why my daughter almost got eaten
by a wild boar last night?

Oh please, "eaten"? Listen to you.

It was just a scare.

A scare?

Mom, the one thing I asked you
was not to pull any stunts.

But you always have to do
whatever you feel like.

Okay, take a chill pill.

None of this would've happened

if the three of us
had just gone on vacation.

So now this is my fault?
The boar attack was my fault too?

- I mean...
- You're unbelievable, Mom.

Seriously unbelievable. You know
I'm only stuck here because of work.

But, hey, it could be worse.
Maybe I'll finally get a promotion.

Great. More money for shrinks
and anxiety meds.

God, you never quit.

As Elon Musk once said to me,

a product is only as good
as the people who make it.

That's why we need teamwork!

What does that mean?

It means you don't speak English,

and this company's about
to go through a major staff reduction.

As I was saying, we'll do an exercise
to promote teamwork!

Each department will design
a brand-new company logo.

You've got one hour.

Okay, I say we split into pairs.

You two look up logos
from companies in our sector.

You two find
the design software we'll use.

We'll research the logos
with the biggest market impact

over the last six months.

Nice job, Daniela.

I say we grab a beer
because it's hot as balls out here.

- Who's in?
- Me.

Víctor, we only have an hour.

It'll take five minutes, tops.
They're giving us a break. Come on.

- No.
- Come on.

- Let's go.
- No way, man.

Your loss.

A round of beer for everyone!

Cheers!

Cheers!

No way, Toñi. No field trip, no nothing.
You can't take those kids off this farm.

- You said you hated kids.
- But they're my responsibility.

No one will find out.

Are you out of your mind?

I'm perfectly fine, thank you very much.

- How can you be such an airhead?
- And you, such a coward?

You're such a...

- Come on. I'll bring 'em back by seven.
- Don't be late.

All right, kids, road trip!

Aren't there seat belts?

There were, but they snapped off.

You can't legally drive
without seat belts.

Relax, this rust bucket barely hits 40.

A collision at that speed
is the same as a third-floor fall.

Relax, we're not gonna crash.

You sure?

Absolutely.

But what if we crash?

God, give me strength.

There.

All set. Happy now?

Still don't trust me?

Look at this.

See? Safe as can be.

That was awesome! Again, Grandma!

Let's go.

My turn!

So?

How's it coming along, Daniela?

Hey, that looks great.

Hear me out.
How about we add a little red?

How about you get lost?

- Us.
- Me!

This is our logo.

I tried to focus on simplicity.

- "I"?
- I mean...

"We tried," Daniela.

This is a collaborative exercise.

Exactly.

Excellent work.

- This is so cool, Grandma!
- I know, right?

Check out the look on that guy's face.

Honk at him!

What's wrong?

We're breaking half the traffic laws
right now.

You know the three rules
every kid should live by?

No.

Have fun, play, and enjoy yourself.

Yeah, except the stuff you suggest
is either illegal or dangerous.

Fine, we'll play chess, then.

Mr. By the Book over here, want to drive?

Pretty cool, right?

I'm gonna overtake that car.

No, don't pass him!

I love driving!

Can we go to the bathroom?

Yeah, I gotta pay for gas anyway.

Kids, come here.

Look, having fun's great and all,

but I also wanna teach you
useful life skills.

For example... anybody know
what a dine-and-dash is?

- No.
- No.

First step, we distract the clerk.

Then we tell him there's a problem.

Sir!

Water's flooding out of the restroom.

Shit!

- And step three... we run for our lives.
- Let's go.

Mine!

It won't start! Help!

He's coming!

Grab the bug spray! Hurry!

We're off!

A team cannot function
without the three Cs.

Collaboration, cohesion, and...

What else?

I don't remember the third one.
But those two are the important ones.

Time for today's exercise.

Split up by departments
and hop onto one of those things.

You'll race to the finish line
and then come back.

And remember...

- What'd he say?
- No idea.

He said we've gotta crush them!

Come on. Let's do this!

- Víctor, you can't do that!
- Shut up and keep going!

Come on!

Up!

- Víctor! Jaime fell off!
- Less weight! Let's take the shortcut!

No, he fell off!

- Come on! They're beating us!
- We can't do that!

- Shortcut! This way!
- No!

- That's cheating!
- We're gonna win!

- The flag! Come on!
- No!

- Finish line's right there!
- No!

What happened?

She went rogue.

What? This was your fault.

He turned around
before we hit the finish line.

That's a lie!

She completely destabilized
the team dynamic.

We couldn't move forward.
Is that right, team?

Yeah, and she knocked me off!

- Exactly, she knocked him off!
- Wow. This is unbelievable.

- What's clear, Patricia--
- It's Daniela.

...is that you have no idea
what we're trying to do here.

No idea.

I'm done listening to all your nonsense

You're wasting your time
While I live my life

You're exhausting
And you still don't get it

You're acting like an idiot
But my life's mine

I live how I want
Don't tell me what to do

If you don't like it, get lost
And I'll do whatever I want

I live how I want
Don't tell me what to do

If you don't like it, get lost
And I'll do whatever I want

Your song rocks, Grandma!

Yeah. Spent two weeks at number one
back in '81.

So where are we going now, Grandma?

You kids ever been to a village festival?

- No.
- Never.

They're the best.
We'll go to one happening nearby.

Back with Troublemakerz,
we used to go to all of them.

Those were good times.

Just wait till you see the atmosphere.

Where is everybody?

Excuse me, sir, where is everyone?

The bull run.

There's a bull run? Wanna go, kids?

I don't think kids are allowed.

- Count me in.
- Are the bulls big?

Bulls? Lady,
we stopped using real animals.

Uh, guys?

That's kinda big.

It's coming!

Run!

Go! Run!

Come on!

Go!

Come on, run!

Go!

- All right!
- Yes!

Come on, tell me human bowling
wasn't amazing.

- That was so cool.
- Right?

Aside from the eye thing,
I had the best time ever.

See? And look at you,
already got your first cast.

Come on, kids.

All right, what do you wanna do now?

We're starving, Grandma.

Yeah, well, Grandma's broke.

Hey, what if we do another dine-and-dash?

Let's not push our luck.
I'll think of something.

10TH CROQUETTE CONTEST

All right, you're officially signed up.
Good luck!

Thanks!

Free food. Ham croquettes.

I'm vegan. I can't eat meat.

You've never had a chorizo sandwich?

Or pizza?

Sausages?

Tofu sausages.

How gross.

Kids should eat everything.
You're growing.

My parents won't let me.

Did your folks eat tofu crap
when they were kids?

No.

Then try the croquettes.

If you don't like them,
I'll find you a zucchini somewhere, okay?

Sit down, quick.

Welcome, everyone,
to our tenth croquette eating contest.

A round of applause for our contestants.

Remember, first prize is 100 euros.

The first person
to eat 150 croquettes wins!

If nobody finishes, whoever eats
the most in one hour takes it!

Bring out the croquettes!

Croquettes!

And the timer starts... now!

Come on!

I've gathered you all here

because I'm sensing some
tension within this department.

So we're doing
another team-building exercise.

Okay.

You're each going to write one adjective
describing every coworker.

Then we'll read them aloud.

You have five minutes!

Not sneaking off for a beer this time?

Come on!

One more!

Okay, who's first?

Me.

Adjectives for Víctor.

- Fun.
- Team player.

Thanks, guys.

- He brings good vibes in the office.
- And he's cute.

I thought it was one adjective.

Selfish.

Your turn.

- She only thinks about herself.
- Kinda lazy.

Lazy? I work twice
as hard as you every day. It's...

We listen, but we don't judge.

Bossy.

Brownnoser.

I wrote "brownnoser."

Me? A brownnoser?

Oh, please, sweetie.

Ever since you learned Guillermo's out,
you've wanted to show off. Am I right?

- Yeah, it's been a little obvious.
- Of course.

So I think I'm better than everyone,

I only care about myself,
I'm lazy, I'm a brownnoser...

And bossy. She said bossy too.
Don't leave that out. Bossy.

Sorry, can I step away
for a sec and process this?

Yeah, sure.

No. I'm done. It's over!

It's over!

I've had it up to here with all of you.

Eight years,

cleaning up everybody else's mess
in this company.

Now I gotta put up with this crap?

You spend all day watching porn.
It reflects in the office windows.

Jaime, look at me.

Every morning you come in stinking
of cognac from ten feet away.

Rosa, sweetheart,

you still don't know
how to attach a file to an email.

I do it for you every single day.

And you, Francis, I've kept my mouth shut,

but I've seen you steal
at least two laptops from the office.

And, Víctor...

You're a sleazy,

shameless mooch, a suck-up, and a slacker,

who spends more time in the café
than at his desk.

Patricia, I won't allow this.

It's Daniela!

My name is Daniela!

Daniela! Who even are you?

Some dumb asshole

who took one bullshit HR course
in English,

and now you look down on us.

You know how to run this company? No.

You're a spoiled brat
who got this job thanks to Mommy.

And you've already tanked two companies
before this one.

It's all online.

And it's "work-life balance,"

not "work-family,"
and lose the air quotes!

It's really important.

Guess I'm fired, then?

Bien...

Good luck, then.

Oh, and by the way,

your "team player" has been banging
your wife for six months.

You thought it was just with mine.

Yes!

Nice!

Hooray!

Yeah! All right!

Come on!

All right, Julio!

Julio!

All right!

Easy, don't shake me too much.
I'm stuffed.

Careful!

- Julio!
- No!

Julio!

Watch out!

Let the kid down.

Julio!

Oh dear God.

Gross!

And the kids?

- The kids? I came for Alexia.
- They're not here.

They went mushroom picking.

And when are they back?

Well, like my dad used to say,

"If you go mushroom foraging,
who knows when you're returning?"

No, I mean, we're leaving.

- The taxi will be here in 30 minutes.
- I see.

I'll pack and come back.

- Sure.
- Yeah.

All right.

You sure there's nothing
in that ice cream you're allergic to?

What's life without a little risk?

There you go. Nice one.

Feeling better after the chamomile tea?

Totally. Oh!

Hey there, stud.

She wants to take Alexia?

I think I'm gonna puke again!

Great. Just what we needed.

What are you doing?

Where are the kids?

Not back yet.

They're not alone, are they?

No, they're with a caretaker.

Fine, let's call him.

Yeah, sure, no signal.

I've got signal.

No, well...

Let's go find them.

No, better not, sorry.

The kids didn't go mushroom picking.
Your mom took them on a field trip.

Excuse me?

Your mom took them.

- God damn her.
- Fair enough.

We gotta stop, Grandma.

Quiet. I'd rather deal with the cops
than another lecture from your mom.

Look. Speak of the devil.

Yeah?

Mom, where are you?

We're at a park having ice cream.

Mom, what are those screams?

Bad signal, I can't hear you.

Is that a siren?

In the... music of the...

Mom, send me your location... Mom...

She hung up on me.

Should I get the cops with my spray?

Forget the spray. Hide.

Quick, they're coming.

Good afternoon.

Hello. Can you help me, officers?
I'm completely lost.

Not buying it, huh?

Have you lost your mind, Mom?

You realize they could charge you
with kidnapping?

Kidnapping? Oh please, drama queen.

What would you call taking kids
without their parents' permission?

A field trip? I don't know.

Don't start, Mom, please.

Don't start. I've had a hell of a day.

Well, sweetheart,
if I screwed up, I'm sorry.

I'm not perfect. What do you expect?

I can think of a couple of things.

Like maybe not ignoring
everything I ask you.

Or maybe not committing crimes,
especially with your granddaughter in tow.

Hey, nobody's handing you a medal
for Mother of the Year either.

I know, Mom. I'm doing the best I can.
It's not my fault I'm alone.

You're not alone.

You've got me to help you.

Help do what? Give me a stroke?

Mom, don't you get it?

Every time you show up,
all you do is make my life harder.

That's what you think?

Yeah, because that's what you do.

Then maybe I should stop bothering you.

Yeah. Maybe you should.

Ma'am, what exactly are you doing?

You can't leave.

It was worth a shot.

Let's go.

- Hands off.
- Got it.

Yes, exactly what it says on my résumé.

Ten years experience in admin positions.

Move to another city?

Sure, I could. No problem.

For an interview? This afternoon?

Yes, I can do that.

Five o'clock.

Jaime I Street, sixth floor.

Perfect.

Yeah. See you later.

Thanks.

Okay.

It's St. John's wort tea.

It's gross.

Yeah, but it's good when you're down.

I drink two liters every time
I have to get my prostate checked.

Forget it.

- Come on.
- Hi, Grandma.

What are you doing here, munchkin?

My mom's looking for a new job
so we can move to another city.

What about her computer job?

She quit.

I don't wanna leave, Grandma.

You're not moving.
That's what I'm here for.

I'll think of something. Okay?

I'll think.

Wait... I've got an idea,
but it's kinda out there.

And illegal.

- What the hell, I'm in.
- Come on.

Come on, let's do it.

Where to?

To spend the rest of my life
in prison instead of on the beach? No way.

Fine, suit yourself. Let's go.

Crap!

Wait up!

- Is that him?
- Yeah, that's him.

- Keep the engine running.
- Okay.

And honk if he comes back.

Come on. Let's go.

- Yeah?
- Anti-fraud police.

Gregorio Montero live here?

Yes, but...

We have a search warrant.

Step away from the door, please. Let's go.

Gutiérrez, watch her
in case she destroys evidence.

Romero and I will search the premises.

What did Mr. Gregorio do?

We're asking the questions here, ma'am.

Crap.

Here it is!

Grab it.

Come on. Let's go.

Did you know this guitar was stolen?

We'll have to confiscate it as evidence.

He's coming back!

Where is it? Oh right.

Run for it!

Crap! Hurry!

Hey! What the hell? Hey!

Come on! Hurry!

Lola! Damn you guys.

Hey, you!

Start the engine!

It's already running.

Hey! Stop!

Stop! No! Stop!

Stop!

I mean...

Well... yeah.
That's definitely Bruce's signature.

Good for everybody, right?

I'll get the paperwork.

Hell of a show we put on that night, huh?

The best.

Hell of a gift from Bruce too.

From the Boss for the boss lady.

The sale contract.

And the check.

Honestly, your profile is exactly
what we're looking for right now.

And relocating wouldn't be a problem?

- Not at all.
- Great.

Excuse me, hon. Is Daniela Huete here?

It's urgent.

- She's in an interview.
- Let's go.

You can't go in there!

Well, then I think this job is for...

Daniela!

What are you doing here?

Don't take this shitty job.

Excuse me, ma'am.

How much are you gonna pay her a month?

For the first six months, nothing.
It's a trial period.

Nothing for six months?

Then you'll get a--

I don't want you taking another job
that makes you miserable, honey.

Then what am I supposed to do?

You need to work here.

Here?

Mom, what are you doing to the farm guy?

That's not it.

Here.

In a shop?

It's not a shop.

It's a bakery for sale,
and I want you to take it over.

With what money?

Show her, munchkin. With this.

Look, I know I've screwed things up
a million times.

But I need to do one thing right.
You're my little girl.

Please, Mom.

- You want this too?
- Yeah.

Miss, what about the job?

- You can shove it.
- No, Mom. I don't want the job.

- No, Daniela!
- Quiet!

I want a dozen.

A dozen?

I'll take two.

Hang on, there's enough for everybody.

Be right back.

If you keep eating like this,
you're gonna bankrupt me.

The Danielitas are amazing.

You sure you can't eat any?

Positive. I only touched one,
and look at my hand.

Gross!

That's pure rock and roll.

What were you doing in the stockroom?

Nothing, just checking
how much flour we had left.

I think we're running low, right?

Very low.

- Come on.
- On it.

There's a line out the door.

No, wait.

- You gonna tell me?
- Tell you what?

Where you got the money
to open the bakery.

Oh, that. I sold your father's guitar.

- My father's?
- Yeah.

Here we go again with the story
that Bruce Springsteen's my dad.

Hey, it's not that crazy.

There's at least a 5% chance
Bruce is your dad.

- 5%?
- You heard me.

- You heard me.
- You had a busy month.

What can I say? We were young.
There was no internet.

So how'd you get the guitar back?

Gregorio gave it to me.

He gave it to you?

Yep. Look, I've changed a lot, okay?
I'm not the same person anymore.

I don't get into trouble these days.

- Really?
- Absolutely.

Excuse me a second.

It's her. She's the woman
who stole my guitar.

Crap!

No!

Cool!

Subtitle translation by: Meredith Cannella