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(rock and roll music)

(screams)

‐ Damn!

‐ Yeah, yeah you gettin' your ass whooped, man.

‐ Man, shut up nigga.

‐ Kenny like the rain man, this shit man,

why you so good at this?

‐ I don't know who rain man is, but I appreciate

the compliment.

This game is like... my safe place.

I can just mute the world and go into the zone.

‐ Kenny!

Yo, Kenny!

Hey, yo man, what's goin' on with you, boy?

You were supposed to sign these

motherfucking papers today, man!

‐ Damn dog, hey hold on!

‐ The fuck is you doin' man?

‐ Hey, dad, um Baron, this is my dad, Levante.

‐ What's up, pops?

‐ What the fuck did I tell you

about hangin' out at Baron Davis' house?

‐ Come on pops, what's happenin'?

‐ Nigga, nigga, stop tryin' to brainwash my fuckin' kid, man

‐ Brainwash?

‐ He's always comin' home from your crib,

talkin' all kinds of fuckin' bullshit,

like he's some part of a fuckin' cult or somethin'.

"Dad, I wanna be young, strong, empowered."

He's askin' too many fuckin' questions, homes.

‐ What kinda questions is he askin' you, dude?

‐ What the fuck does my son need to know bank numbers for?

‐ I mean, it's his money.

‐ Have your motherfuckin' ass home in an hour, aight?

‐ Alright

‐ And stop hangin' around Barron fuckin' Davis, man.

Stop lettin' my kid hang out at your crib, homes.

‐ You act like this motherfucker four.

(laughs)

‐ We should probably pause the game though.

‐ You alright, Kenny?

‐ No I'm good, just, y'know.

‐ That was awful.

‐ Yeah, no, it's bad.

(Hip‐hop music)

‐ Look, despite all your shit,

you've still got a really good product,

and, I have a possible investor for you.

‐ Girl you lookin' real good and lonely

in that bed over there!

‐ Can we please just stick to business,

like for two seconds?

‐ Okay, my bad, my bad.

That's dope though, who is it?

‐ Preacher Carl

‐ From the Oprah network?

The one with all them self help videos,

and books that I ain't never finished watching or reading?

‐ Do not say that to him.

‐ Yo, yo that's dope.

My grandma watched him all the time.

Yo, Zoe, from the bottom of my heart yo,

I really, truly appreciate this opportunity

and I promise you I will not let you down.

‐ Good, please don't, because he only invests

in positive and good people.

‐ I'm always good.

‐ No the hell you're not.

And please stop posting Instagram videos

of you pouring champagne on ratchet ass titties.

‐ I ‐‐ I posted that?

‐ You did.

‐ My phone must have got hacked,

that's my bad though.

I'm gon' get her

‐ Have you read this?

‐ What?

‐ It's asking for power of attorney.

‐ Right.

What's wrong with that?

‐ Do you know what that is?

‐ Ron, I know about finances.

I get an allowance.

You can still have fun with $30 a week.

‐ WHAT?!

$30 a week?

‐ How much is your allowance?

‐ Ain't nobody get no fuckin' allowance,

man, we're grown men.

‐ Oh, okay, no, that's the point, okay, no, for sure.

‐ Dog, you're 20 something years old dog,

what you talkin' about a fuckin' allowance?

‐ Yeah, yup, right, no 'cause I thought

maybe yours was higher, that's you guys were...

Okay, so...

‐ Look, man, if you really wanna make some dough,

I think I got a side hustle for you.

‐ ReallY?

‐ Hell yeah.

‐ I'm down.

As long as it's not porn, I will not do that again.

‐ It's a new men's fragrance, the hottest shit.

I can't say shit, he's a preacher, that's bein' a jerk.

‐ Hey, dog, come on man, it's time to ride out.

This fool Kenny got a hot head,

I'm puttin' his ass on the track so we can get this money.

‐ That sounds fuckin' weird, bro.

Whatever though, I can't though,

I'm trying to get my pitch ready

for this Ball Out app I got bro.

‐ Oh the body odor fragrance?

Come on dog, let's go dog.

Who you pitching to, anyway?

‐ Preacher Carl, man.

‐ Preacher Carl?!

Oh, that's my nigga!

Tell that nigga I said wassup, man.

‐ You know Preacher Carl?

‐ Me and Preacher Carl go way back, man.

‐ Bro you should really come with me to this pitch,

bro it'd be awesome to have you in the room man.

‐ Hell no.

You know why, dog?

'Cause you ain't ready, you feel what I'm sayin'?

See Kenny?

He ready.

‐ So you really choosin' Kenny over me?

‐ Hell yeah!

‐ Yeah!

‐ Come on, Kenny, let's go get this money.

‐ Not ready, brother.

‐ Hey, tell Preacher Carl, "pray for us nigga."

‐ Thanks a lot, man.

(hip hop beat)

‐ Hey guys, are we safe here?

‐ Kenny you know all the stuff

that make you the wonderful individual that you are?

‐ Yeah.

‐ Yeah, don't do none of that shit, alright?

This ain't the place for it.

Don't be talkin' about all that weird shit,

doin' all that weirdness.

Put that stuff in a ball, and throw that shit out, alright?

It's dangerous here, just wait 'til we leave.

‐ What up, my guy?

‐ What's good, dog?

(excited shouting)

(hip hop music)

‐ I don't know why we can't just play cards,

man I don't get this shit.

What in the fuck you doin' here?

‐ Oh, you know me man, wherever the money at,

I'm at cuz, but that Sub‐Zero right there,

that's a cold ass Crip, cuz.

‐ Hey, Kwan.

‐ Hey, man, how's it goin'?

‐ What's happenin' with you brother?

‐ B. D., come on, man!

‐ What's up Kwan, what's up dog?

Good to see you man.

‐ I haven't seen you since...

That birthday party, right?

‐ Man, nah, that was a baby shower

and your ass was passed out, I told you

about all that drinking, Kwan.

‐ I was in a bad spot, man, look.

‐ Man, look, shit, dark horse?

(clapping)

gotta put our money on him, Kwan,

we about to get paid today, dog, trust me.

‐ This brown Charlie Brown looking motherfucker?

‐ Yes, dog, trust me.

‐ Show me your thumbs, come on.

I give you three to two.

‐ Come on, man, three to two?

Kwan, you bullshittin' dog.

‐ Four to one, five minimum.

‐ Alright.

‐ Alright, got it.

‐ Hell yeah, we got one.

‐ Uh, Kwan is it?

I'd also like to place a wager.

I'm goin' all in, 30 bucks.

(choir music)

‐ Okay, first I wanna tell you how much I'd

like to thank you, for giving me this opportunity.

Y'know, I'm a big fan, I've read all your books.

‐ Thank you, brother, God is good.

‐ And, um, I just thank you, you know,

‐ You're welcome.

‐ I don't understand... how thankful I am,

like for real at the Thanksgiving table right now,

you would be the, my thankfulness, what I'm thankful for.

Okay, so, men's fragrance.

(grunting and shouting)

(hip hop music)

‐ Get your punk ass up dog, it's over for you!

There you go!

Hit 'em with that shit, Kenny!

Bop, bop! Oh! Pop, pop! Smack him up!

Ooooh!

Uhhhhh!

Yeah!

(cheering)

Up outta here, we winnin'!

My dog, Kenny!

Is this mic on, is this mic on?

And the winner and still champion,

and... BOO‐YAH!

Kenny is un‐fuck‐withable!

‐ [Kenny] In your face!

‐ Vindication, redemption, I told you

motherfuckers who's gonna win!

Why y'all looking at me, dog?

I mean it smells greasy, like...

Fuckin' Danielle or somethin'...

‐ 'Sup, Baron Davis?

‐ What's up, Danielle, what's up my nigga.

‐ 'Sup, fam?

‐ Fuck you, Ron.

Which one of y'all niggas wanna play me?

‐ Oh, I'm down, I haven't lost yet so why stop now, right?

‐ Really?

‐ Yeah.

‐ Ain't that somethin', motherfucker?

‐ Okay.

‐ I never played and lost to a human being, bitch.

‐ Really, undefeated!

‐ Get your ass up, Elda Barge.

‐ We don't wanna do this, dog, we won.

No, no, shut the fuck up,

‐ What?

We won, we don't wanna play against Danielle.

‐ I'm not gonna lose, watch.

‐ I only lost to the bitch ass computer, nigga.

‐ Computer sucks, I got this.

‐ Before you start, dog, do not.

‐ Just take a seat, watch, watch.

‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah

(dramatic music)

‐ Shit!

‐ Baron, you needs to tell your boy to lose.

‐ [Kenny] This game is like... my safe place.

I can just leave the world and go into the zone.

(children laughing)

‐ Hey, he in the zone, dog, he a brick wall.

(serene music)

‐ Fuck that zone, nigga, he about to die.

‐ Nigga I told your Urkle ass to shut the fuck up!

‐ I don't know why she cussin' at me like this bro,

I didn't know she could hear me.

‐ If I lose this motherfuckin' game,

I'ma kill a nigga right now!

(dramatic choral music)

‐ This is a fragrance for everyone,

and I think it'd be a hit.

‐ It's an interesting idea, "Ball Out,"

which reminds you of "B. O.", which reminds you to use it.

‐ Yes, exactly!

‐ Great idea.

It's a great idea.

‐ Man you don't understand how excited I am,

I came into this nervous, not know what was going to happen.

‐ Well you're a great kid, you're a great

kid with a great idea.

Now I gotta be honest, I didn't get it

with the whole bandana thing when you first walked in here,

I was a little suspicious, not sure if you noticed,

but I hid the rest of my jewelry as soon as I saw your face.

You know, we've had a series of burglaries

in the church lately, and you fit the description.

‐ Oh well we don't want that!

‐ Takin' this ‐‐ I can take it off.

‐ You can keep it on for right now.

‐ Okay

‐ So here's what we're gonna do,

I'm gonna have my people draw up some

partnership agreements, and I'm gonna leave you

with a parting gift.

"Can I Get Another Witness."

‐ Ooh, another one.

‐ This is my favorite one.

‐ That's right, in case your first witness,

like, you know, ends up "murdered."

'cause of your... lifestyle.

‐ I grew up in the suburbs.

‐ This is a great find, Zoe, you're on to something.

‐ Thank you.

(dramatic choral music)

‐ Right?

‐ I'ma donate some money to your funeral now, bro.

‐ What? We did it Baron.

(laughs)

‐ I didn't do shit with you, dog.

‐ What?

‐ What's your motherfuckin' name?

‐ Uh, it's Kenny.

‐ Y'all think I don't know what goes down

when I come in this motherfucker?

You think I don't know you lose to me on purpose?

I know niggas!

Tell y'all somethin'.

This the realest nigga in the room right here.

Motherfuckin' Kenny!

Least he had the motherfuckin' balls to beat me.

You real shit, nigga.

Rest of you motherfuckers can bend it over

and suck my fuckin' strap‐on and let me

fuck y'all bitch ass niggas.

Fuck this shit.

We gon' meet again, motherfucker.

‐ Fuck you, Danielle.

‐ FUCK YOU, BARON!

‐ Kwan, let us get the rest of this shit,

we outta here, let's go.

We should come back with our home girls and shit.

‐ Aw man, I appreciate opportunity man,

thank you for believing in me, man.

‐ Yes, thank you so much.

‐ Oh yo, by the way, Baron told me to tell you hello.

‐ Baron, as in Baron Davis?

‐ Yeah, yeah Baron Davis, I was with him earlier today,

told him I had this meeting here and he was like,

"Preacher Carl, aw we go way back"

‐ Is he doin' okay?

‐ He's doing great, he's been teachin' me about

leveraging, leveraging different business opportunities,

something like this right here with us.

Man we probably wouldn't be here today.

‐ You got it good

‐ Listen, do me a favor.

‐ Oh, anything, anything Preacher Carl.

‐ Tell that motherfucker to suck my fuckin' dick, bitch!

Bitch!

‐ Uh... okay

‐ "Uh" what motherfucker?!

Now you tell that bitch nigga

that when he see me come, holla at me,

huh, I'ma fuck his ass up!

Don't like that nigga, fuck Baron Davis!

I am so sorry, Jesus, you said in Leviticus 12,

that he who fucks with your people

shall get a swift hard baseball bat,

right in the fucking dick hole!

Did he tell you how we know each other, did he tell you?

‐ (stammering)

‐ Long story.

‐ Okay

‐ Any friend of Baron Davis is no friend of mine.

He's a friend of Satan, and y'know what Satan makes you do?

Makes you suck your own dick!

You ever suck your own dick, Kurt?

‐ We should go.

Thank you so, so much.

Alright, we'll be waiting for your call.

‐ No you won't.

‐ Okay, alright.

‐ Baron fuckin' Davis.

‐ Hey dog, you know I put Kenny on the track,

boy he came back with all the dough.

‐ Bro that sounds really fuckin' weird.

‐ It does sound kinda fuckin' weird.

Man who cares, dog, how'd the Preacher Carl meeting go?

‐ You wanna know about the Preacher Carl meeting, huh?

‐ Hell yeah I wanna know, man, how Preacher Carl,

man how was that?

‐ When I tell ‐‐

(phone dings)

‐ Who is that, Zo'?

What's Zo' textin' you for?

‐ Preacher Carl meeting went well, man.

‐ It did?

‐ I guess I was ready.

‐ I mean yeah man, if you fuckin' with Preacher Carl.

Preach Carl, that's my dog!

‐ 21, is that good?

‐ No, no, but you're getting better.

Just put some more money down.