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(air whooshing)
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(ambient music)
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(waves sloshing)
(metal creaking)
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(insects buzzing)
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(upbeat instrumental music)
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(boy laughing)
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(birds chirping)
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- [Man Voiceover] This is
the story of my best friend.
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That's him.
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Not now.
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That's him now.
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(door knocking)
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(guy groaning)
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(door knocking)
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He has issues.
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- Fuck off!
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(door knocking)
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- [Man Voiceover]
Intimacy issues.
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- Nobody's home!
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- [Man Voiceover]
And anger issues.
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(soda cans hissing)
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And other stuff.
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When you have a disability,
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you're on display at all hours.
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(groceries thudding)
(guy groaning)
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Travis is a solo act.
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He lives alone
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and he works alone.
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(sombre instrumental music)
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And nobody dreams of
being alone forever.
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(upbeat instrumental music)
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(man laughing)
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- You're bent, you horn dog!
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(guys laughing)
(Travis groaning)
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- Nice spasmobile!
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(guys laughing)
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Hey, now we know why
he walks like that.
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- Yeah.
(guys laughing)
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- He's got a permanent boner.
(guys laughing)
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- [Bully] I think
he shat himself!
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(engine rumbling)
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(tyres screeching)
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- Oh shit!
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Shit!
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- [Bully] Oh shit, run!
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Run!
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- Who's shitting themself now?
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- No!
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Oh, he's coming!
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(engine rumbling)
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(exciting music)
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- [Bully] You crazy fuck!
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(bully huffing)
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(metal clattering)
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- Oh, shit.
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- Up yours, loser!
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- [Older Woman] Oh, dear.
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(woman sighing)
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- Travis.
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- [Travis] Little shit!
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(Travis groaning)
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- Listen,
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what you have to understand
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is that the kids in this
college are assholes.
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But that doesn't
mean you can just go
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and run the little
shitbags over.
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- Am I fired?
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(woman sighing)
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- Travis, you have
problem with your anger.
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Now you need to go
and talk to somebody.
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You have to promise me.
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- I don't have a problem.
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It's not my fault
the world's fucked.
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(woman sighing)
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- Promise me.
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(pleasant piano music)
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(door thudding)
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(Travis sighing)
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(door creaking)
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(floor creaking)
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- Freeze, asshole!
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(guys yelling)
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- [Man Voiceover] That's me...
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meeting Travis.
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(man yelling)
(bat thudding)
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- Ah!
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Motherfucker!
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- Put your hands on your head!
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Get on the couch and don't move!
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- What couch?
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- That couch!
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- I can't see any couch,
I can't see anything.
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I'm blind!
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- Oh, shit.
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Okay.
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Here, just...
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Sit there.
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I'm calling an ambulance.
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Can I get you anything?
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- Oh.
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A beer would be nice.
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- I'm calling you an ambulance.
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- [Man] What for?
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- You said you can't see.
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- I was blind already.
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- What kind of burglar are you?
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- I'm not a burglar, I
thought you were a burglar.
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- I'm not a burglar,
I live here.
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- Oh, well, that's
a relief then.
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No one's a burglar.
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- I get it now, you're
a little blind and...
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(Travis chuckling)
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you just stumbled into
the wrong apartment.
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No harm done.
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- Easy for you to say.
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You didn't get hit over
the head with a frying pan.
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- It was a freaking
baseball bat.
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- Oh, no wonder my
freaking head hurts.
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I need some medication.
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Could you, in my bag there?
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- Is this it?
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- Yeah, that looks like it.
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- [Travis] Can I get
you a glass of water?
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- Beer would be better.
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(lighter clicking)
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(bottles clinking)
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(man sighing)
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- Uh...
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I was thinking like asprin.
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- No, you can't smoke asprin.
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Are you freaking crazy?
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(man chuckling)
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Well,
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I don't think you can, can you?
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- You mind just telling
me what's going on?
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- You should've received
one of these, didn't you?
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- It's Braille.
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What's it say?
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- This is a
subsidised apartment.
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- So?
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- It has two bedrooms.
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- So?
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- Well, you can
only sleep in one.
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- No, no.
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Nuh-uh, not happening.
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- It's official.
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Either I move in or you
pay rent on the extra room.
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Like 130, 350.
- Oh, God.
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I can't afford that.
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- Well it's settled then.
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Oh man, we're gonna
have a great time.
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- No, we're not!
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- Yeah, sure we will, trust me.
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I make the perfect roommate
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because I got like
10 percent vision,
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so you can like walk around
with your hairy boys hanging out
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and I'll never know.
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- No, I won't because
you are not staying.
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Out!
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- Are you pointing
at a door right now?
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- No.
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- I'm blind.
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And homeless
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with a possible concussion.
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What's your disability?
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Are you a heartless dick?
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(sombre piano music)
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- Oh, oh, okay!
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Okay, you can stay!
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Just till we get
this sorted, okay?
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And we need to set
some boundaries.
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- Roomie!
(Travis groaning)
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- Boundaries!
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When I am home, you
stay in your room.
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- I've gotta unpack my stuff.
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- Fine, you do that.
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I'm going to the pub.
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- Oh, great idea!
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I'll come with you.
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(walking stick clicking)
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Are we walking or driving?
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Oh shit, I guess we're walking.
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Come on, take a hit.
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Let's get to know
each other, I'm Gordo.
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I'm 27.
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I'm an Aries.
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I'm Samoan.
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I'm single but looking.
(Travis sighing)
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I enjoy bubble baths and...
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Oh, British music of the '80s.
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I play the ukulele.
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- Give me that.
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(people laughing)
- Ha.
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(people clapping)
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Yes.
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And I'm like,
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come on, toaster,
I want four toasts!
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Not three on one side
and five on the other.
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Just four all over!
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(audience laughing)
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You know what, this isn't
what I signed up for.
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You made up the numbers,
toaster, not me.
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I think my kitchen
appliances hate me.
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- Lucky you're a barmaid
not a cook then, eh.
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(people chuckling)
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- Sorry.
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Sorry.
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- Forget the toast,
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why won't you get me
another beer, please?
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- Sorry, what was your name?
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- [Bald Man] Derick.
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- [Woman] I'm sorry.
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- My name's Derick, Derick!
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- No, I got that.
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I just, I feel sorry for you.
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- Ah.
(audience laughing)
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- Well, you'll feel sorry
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if you don't go
get me another beer
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with a lot of head.
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Oi.
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- What an asshole.
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- Ah!
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Ha, ha, ha, ha.
(Travis clapping)
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Clever, oh my God!
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Play on words, so clever.
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Asking for a foamy beverage
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while implying an invitation
to suck your dick.
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You're a wit.
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About your dick.
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You're a dick wit.
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(audience laughing)
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- You wanna step outside
and call me that?
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- Yeah, sure.
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It might take me a minute.
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- Forget it, lucky you're
a freaking retard, mate.
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- This is your idea of lucky?
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Shit, I'd hate to see someone
you think is half bad run.
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(audience laughing)
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And retard?
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Is that the best you can do?
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- I don't know,
what else you got?
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- I don't know, how
about spasmonaut?
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Window-licker.
(audience laughing)
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I get it, my appearance
can be a bit off-putting.
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You know what, when I meet
a girl for the first time
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I always get that same look.
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And they always ask
the same question.
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How did you get into my room?
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(audience laughing)
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- Get a light on him.
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- But for the record,
I am not retarded.
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I'm a spastic,
there's a difference.
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The body,
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body's fucked.
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The brain, the brain is fine.
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Kind of the opposite of you.
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(audience laughing)
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(sombre piano music)
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(audience clapping)
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What'd you think
was gonna happen?
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You just come in here and
see a beautiful girl on stage
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and go, oh hey, here's the plan,
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I'm gonna get shit-faced,
sit in the dark
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and yell at her for a blowjob.
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'Cause how could that not work?
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(audience laughing)
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I'm the retard?
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There's a seat for you on
the sunshine bus, my friend.
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- Oh!
(guys laughing)
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- You wanna step
outside, be my guest.
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If I'm not there
in five minutes,
272
00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,198
just start without me.
273
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,533
(audience laughing)
274
00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:14,406
(Gordo laughing)
(audience clapping)
275
00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:21,780
(man laughing)
276
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:22,681
- Um.
277
00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:25,417
Yeah, where was I?
278
00:11:25,419 --> 00:11:26,484
I was...
279
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,219
Toast.
280
00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:30,355
Four people at seven?
281
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,423
Yeah.
282
00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:34,125
Hey, thank you.
283
00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:36,528
Yeah, no worries,
we can do that.
284
00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:38,063
- [Man] Ah, gentlemen.
285
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,064
Nice work.
286
00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:39,831
- Don't mention it.
287
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:40,999
- You got a real knack
for the put downs.
288
00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:41,833
- That's mentioning it.
289
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:42,734
- Hey, not so fast, hombre.
290
00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:45,070
What would you say to
a month of free beer?
291
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,404
- Hell yes!
292
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:47,872
- What's the catch?
293
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,874
- Look, that's not the first
time that's happened to Sunny.
294
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,543
How about you come in
and give her some tips
295
00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:52,877
on how to repel
people like that?
296
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:56,281
- No thanks, my repulsiveness
is a natural gift.
297
00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:56,981
Can't be taught.
298
00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:58,149
- Bullshit, it's free beer!
299
00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:58,950
He'll do it.
300
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,251
Introduce us.
301
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:01,352
Has she got big titties?
302
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:02,253
- She's my girlfriend.
303
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,888
- Yeah, has she got big titties?
304
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,156
- Who's this guy?
305
00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,692
- Some fucking
freeloader I can't shake.
306
00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:08,560
- He's joking.
307
00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,495
I can tell by his
facial expression.
308
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:11,763
I'm his wise mentor.
309
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,298
His magical negro.
310
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:14,265
- You're not black.
311
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,700
- Fuck off, are you sure?
312
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,769
- Yeah.
- I look black to me.
313
00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:18,903
- Everything looks black to you.
314
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:22,307
Look, you're the professional,
why don't you do it?
315
00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:23,274
- Yeah, I'd just be better
316
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,477
if Sunny didn't know
I was doing this.
317
00:12:25,479 --> 00:12:26,511
- Mmm, why?
318
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:27,479
- Trust issues?
319
00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:28,046
- Some.
320
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:29,314
- And you're gonna fix
that by sneaking around
321
00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:30,381
and doing shit behind her back?
322
00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:32,417
- Sometimes she doesn't
know what's best for her.
323
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:35,386
- So I'm just supposed
to casually bump into her
324
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:36,488
and offer some advice?
325
00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:37,455
- No, you take a job.
326
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:40,024
I'll make sure you're on
the same shift as her.
327
00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:42,560
- Who's gonna hire an
inexperienced spastic
328
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:45,363
with anger issues
to pick up glasses?
329
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:46,464
- Me, I own the joint.
330
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:47,966
Hey, Felicity, do me a solid.
331
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:50,835
- Oh, see, to me that
sounds like you mean a shit,
332
00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:51,836
doesn't it?
333
00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:52,403
- Kinda.
334
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,405
- Yeah, it sounds like you
just asked her to do your shit.
335
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:55,540
- Oh, here she comes.
336
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:56,674
- I hope she doesn't.
337
00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:57,642
(Gordo laughing)
338
00:12:57,644 --> 00:13:00,211
- Felicity, this is...
339
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,045
- Travis.
340
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:01,746
- And Gordo.
341
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,181
- Yeah, put him on the
she same shift as Sunny.
342
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:06,084
He's gonna help her get
ready for the radio scouts.
343
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,418
- When can you start?
344
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:08,019
- Never.
345
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,387
I'm only here because
this fat freak
346
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:10,321
is cluttering my apartment.
347
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:13,424
- Only till you earn extra to
pay rent on the other room.
348
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:14,259
Which is?
349
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:15,026
- 133.50.
350
00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:17,595
- Yeah, plus tax,
that's 200 even.
351
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,531
Plus drink for the
magical helper.
352
00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:20,765
Bottomless.
353
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:21,966
Deal?
354
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,936
(upbeat music)
355
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,907
- [Bar Owner On Radio] You're
with Mikey in the morning,
356
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,108
keeping it real.
357
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,309
Okay, let's take some calls.
358
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:36,047
Today I wanna hear about the
weirdest job you've ever had.
359
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,148
- [Woman On Radio] Hey, guys!
360
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,349
Such a big fan of the show.
361
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,251
I have the best story.
362
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,619
I can't believe...
363
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:44,689
(pleasant music)
364
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:47,325
- Pants!
365
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,828
For the love of God!
366
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:50,528
What time is it?
367
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:53,198
- [Gordo] Time for free
beers, bro, come on!
368
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:54,833
- Free for you.
369
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:55,633
- How hard can it be?
370
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,468
You just pick up some glasses
and talk to a pretty girl.
371
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,370
- How do you know she's pretty?
372
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:02,006
- Well, one, she's
not that funny
373
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:02,707
and two,
374
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,542
her boyfriend's a
celebrity dickhead.
375
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,144
- Oh, this is gonna suck.
376
00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:08,246
- It's just until
you get the money.
377
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,647
Then you can kick me out and
378
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,749
grouch your way
through life and such.
379
00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:12,350
- Mmmmm.
380
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:15,820
But then what, what's
gonna happen to you?
381
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,222
- I'll be fine.
382
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:18,556
I'm like a cat.
383
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:20,592
I always land on my feet.
384
00:14:20,594 --> 00:14:22,093
(Gordo thudding)
385
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,361
(glass shattering)
386
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,363
- Yeah, clearly.
387
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:30,435
(motor puttering)
388
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,473
- [Gordo] Yeah, be cool.
389
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:38,810
- Hey!
390
00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:41,112
Didn't expect to see you here.
391
00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:43,681
Hello.
- Hey.
392
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,650
- This is a stupid idea.
393
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:47,785
- Hey, hey, hey.
394
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:48,486
Come on.
395
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:49,687
It'll be fun.
396
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,290
(people chattering)
397
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,125
- [Woman] Thanks.
398
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,395
- [Man] Cheers, mate.
399
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,098
- Excuse me.
400
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,133
(girl giggling)
401
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:02,667
Hey.
402
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,002
- Hey, what about this
guy the other night?
403
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:04,802
Pretty funny, huh?
404
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,905
- Yeah, you were, unlike me.
405
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:08,373
- Nah, you were fine.
406
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:09,741
That guy was a real douche.
407
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,509
- Ugh, yeah, men are sad.
408
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:14,445
Not you, though, you're special.
409
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,283
I mean, lovely special.
410
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:19,117
Not...
411
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,718
(glasses clinking)
(Sunny chuckling)
412
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,287
I'm just, I'm
gonna stop talking.
413
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,255
- Hey, you should be
mixing cocktails, mate.
414
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,657
You'd be a natural.
415
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:26,958
- Yeah.
416
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,026
- [Sunny] Do you
need a hand with--
417
00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:29,694
- No, I got it.
418
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,196
(glass shattering)
419
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:35,433
(people laughing)
420
00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:39,904
- First day is going well.
421
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,739
It's hard to pick
my favourite moment
422
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,174
but I think I'm
gonna have to go with
423
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:46,077
covering my vegan
sister in beef gravy.
424
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:49,681
- I don't know why I
took this stupid job.
425
00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:50,381
- Sure you do.
426
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:53,117
He took this stupid job
so he could talk to you.
427
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,385
- Wow, player.
428
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,587
- No, not like that.
429
00:15:56,890 --> 00:16:00,124
I just wanted to see
if you needed any help.
430
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:02,727
With heckling.
431
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,497
- Did Mikey put you up to this?
432
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:07,265
- Why would he?
433
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:10,568
- He thinks I need to be
better at staying on track.
434
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:15,406
I tend to get swept
along a little bit.
435
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:18,176
Doesn't seem like an
issue for you though.
436
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:19,978
- Never been swept.
437
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,413
- So,
438
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:23,648
how would this work?
439
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:27,685
You being my personal rage guru?
440
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:29,787
- No idea, really.
441
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:33,725
- Wow, that sounds like a
really well thought out plan.
442
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:37,028
Okay, you know what, fine.
443
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:37,729
Let's do it.
444
00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:41,332
See, that's me just
getting swept along.
445
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,468
- Well, I'll leave
you kids to it.
446
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,003
I gotta get to work.
447
00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:47,705
- You work?
448
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:48,706
- Sure do.
449
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,975
I'm in the music business.
450
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:52,410
Yeah.
451
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:53,945
(ukulele strumming)
452
00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:56,881
¶ Here I am sitting here
453
00:16:56,883 --> 00:17:00,985
¶ Waiting for some
loose change ¶
454
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,454
¶ Here to remind you
455
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:06,991
¶ That everyday is a good day
456
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:07,625
- Hi.
457
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:08,993
¶ Let me here you smile
458
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:09,927
Thank you.
459
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:12,130
- Stage, obviously.
460
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,664
Mic stand.
461
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,234
Control nook.
462
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,069
Dressing rooms.
463
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,139
(Travis chuckling)
464
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:21,773
- Glamorous.
465
00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:24,242
- [Sunny] That's why I'm in it.
466
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,277
- Yeah, why are you in it?
467
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:27,879
For real.
468
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:30,848
- If we're doing for
real questions...
469
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:33,151
- Oh.
470
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,019
Cerebral Palsy.
471
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:36,154
It's not contagious,
472
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:40,224
just neurological
childhood stuff.
473
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:44,862
Shit happens and this is the
shit that happened to me.
474
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:46,597
- Okay.
475
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:50,368
I'm doing it because Mikey has
this whole grand master plan
476
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:54,072
of me breaking into
breakfast radio, so...
477
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:55,940
- [Travis] Swept along.
478
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:57,608
- A little bit.
479
00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:00,812
- And you two?
480
00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:02,346
- Like rabbits.
481
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:03,748
- But it's not the dream?
482
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:07,418
- Fucking like rabbits or
working in breakfast radio?
483
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,219
- [Travis] Either.
484
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,554
- The money's good.
485
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:12,590
In radio but...
486
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,058
- [Travis] But what?
487
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:18,896
- Do you know what it is to
want something in your bones
488
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:22,233
even if it doesn't make sense?
489
00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:25,837
- Maybe.
490
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,840
(pleasant guitar music)
491
00:18:28,842 --> 00:18:29,440
- Come on.
492
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,576
I'll show you mine
if you show me yours.
493
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,611
(Sunny giggling)
494
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,114
(motor buzzing)
495
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:39,250
(pleasant music)
496
00:18:56,870 --> 00:18:57,969
Behold!
497
00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,070
The dream.
498
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,305
- My favourite apprentice.
499
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,940
Who's this, huh?
500
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:03,941
Finally come to your senses
501
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,377
and get rid of that
little beardy finochio?
502
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,012
- No, Mario.
- I'm just--
503
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:08,946
- This is--
- Yeah.
504
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:09,881
- Travis.
- I'm just--
505
00:19:09,883 --> 00:19:11,516
- He's my friend.
506
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:12,717
- Yeah.
507
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:14,919
- What happened to your legs?
508
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:15,653
- Uh.
509
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,156
What happened to your teeth?
510
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,957
(Mario chuckling)
511
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,058
- You need something fixed?
512
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:23,261
- Nah, I just, I came
to show him around.
513
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,930
- You know, I actually,
I do have a car.
514
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:26,998
- [Sunny] You do?
515
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,065
- Yeah.
516
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:31,235
It's a '85 Nissan Skyline.
517
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:33,638
- Oh, ironically hip.
518
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:34,405
- It's a shit box.
519
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:35,773
- Oh, don't say that.
520
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,241
Bring her in.
521
00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:37,842
- Uh.
522
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:42,613
I kinda don't have a licence
and it's a little banged up.
523
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,115
Long story.
524
00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:45,316
- Shorten it.
525
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:48,219
- I may have allegedly
intended to run
526
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:52,757
some kids over and kinda
crashed into a flag pole.
527
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:55,026
- You brought down the flag?
528
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:57,094
You are a rebel.
529
00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,029
- Am I famous now?
530
00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:00,298
- No, it's just I go to--
531
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,499
- You know,
532
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:02,366
I hate
533
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:06,704
those little remedial
learning shits, man.
534
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,339
Spawn of Satan.
535
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:10,141
- Wow.
536
00:20:10,143 --> 00:20:12,276
You're really a pinata
full of crazy, aren't you?
537
00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:16,681
Just crack you open
and out it pours.
538
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,349
(Sunny chuckling)
539
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,150
Come on.
540
00:20:19,152 --> 00:20:20,851
Now you show me yours.
541
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:26,390
One day I want a
workshop just like that.
542
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:28,426
What's your dream?
543
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,627
- I don't dream.
544
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:32,363
- Bullshit, everyone
has a dream.
545
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:34,098
Why don't you bring her in?
546
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:37,602
Mario and I will do her
up like new, pro bono.
547
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,904
- Mario seems like
a really cool guy.
548
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:40,972
- Yeah, beyond.
549
00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:43,341
I wanna be that
guy when I grow up.
550
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:44,675
Only with teeth.
551
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:45,843
(Sunny laughing)
552
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:50,715
- So that's a pass on
the radio and rabbits?
553
00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:54,752
- Well, cushy life
might be nice, you know?
554
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,021
But I don't always
wanna be defined
555
00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,723
by my inability to make toast.
556
00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:00,124
- [Woman On Radio]
Don't forget to tune in
557
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:01,759
for "Mikey In the Morning."
558
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:02,660
7 A.M. weekdays!
559
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:03,794
- [Mikey On Radio]
Who says that men
560
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:04,729
never help around the house?
561
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:05,830
When my girlfriend's vacuuming--
562
00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:06,864
- Is that him?
563
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:07,732
- [Sunny] That's him.
564
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,267
- [Mikey On Radio]
Is that not helping?
565
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:10,001
You tell me.
566
00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:11,769
- He has a catchphrase.
567
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,271
Really?
568
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:14,572
Is that lame?
569
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:15,506
You tell me.
570
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:16,841
(Sunny chuckling)
571
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,109
- You don't think he's funny?
572
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:20,378
- [Travis] Uh, no.
573
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:23,748
(radio muting)
574
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:24,815
- Okay.
575
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,086
- Frankly, I could live without
576
00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:30,688
all the grease tracked
into the house.
577
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:31,889
- Yeah, I shower
at the workshop.
578
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:34,258
- Oh, I'm sure Mario
would love that.
579
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,727
- He is a hundred years old.
580
00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:37,528
- He's still a man.
581
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:39,664
Oh God, listen to
me, I sound like mom.
582
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,599
- Mario's is part of my study
583
00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:44,001
and I have to come up
with a major project
584
00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:44,969
for Mechanics anyhow.
585
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,405
I don't have to do
this comedy thing.
586
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:48,406
- Yeah you do!
- Yeah you do!
587
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:51,375
- Darling, you could
have a career in radio.
588
00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:53,477
It's perks a plenty,
premium money.
589
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:54,211
For what?
590
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:55,446
I sit in a studio a
couple hours a day
591
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:56,547
and I make people laugh.
592
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,616
- What's the worst
that could happen?
593
00:21:58,618 --> 00:21:59,550
You buy me a house.
594
00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:01,719
- Yeah, how do you think
I've afforded this place?
595
00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,988
- Fine, I'll do it
until they see me.
596
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:04,955
- [Mikey] That's my girl.
597
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:06,957
- But as soon as
they realise I suck,
598
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:08,492
you'll both quit hassling me
599
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:11,128
and I can just get on
with my mechanic stuff.
600
00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:11,829
- Sure.
601
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,331
- Babe, you'd got
a real shot here.
602
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:16,100
- Don't I get to
choose what I shoot at?
603
00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:20,771
(pleasant guitar music)
604
00:22:45,431 --> 00:22:48,499
Okay, so what do we do now?
605
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:50,935
How do I learn to
do what you did?
606
00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:54,305
- I don't know.
607
00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:57,308
I just insulted myself, really,
608
00:22:57,310 --> 00:23:00,177
and I did it better than he did.
609
00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:02,847
- Yes, there's nothing
funnier than a bit of
610
00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:05,449
good old fashion self-hate.
611
00:23:05,451 --> 00:23:06,016
- Well,
612
00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:07,985
you're shit out of luck then.
613
00:23:08,354 --> 00:23:10,121
- Are you saying
that I'm not riddled
614
00:23:10,123 --> 00:23:12,456
with festering self-loathing?
615
00:23:12,458 --> 00:23:13,357
Moi?
616
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:15,226
- Well, what's to love?
617
00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:18,028
- Story time.
618
00:23:19,532 --> 00:23:22,666
Once upon a time, there
was a little girl.
619
00:23:22,668 --> 00:23:26,237
Everyone said this little
girl was very pretty.
620
00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:30,174
Especially Mr. Henry
from over the back.
621
00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:33,310
When Mummy and Daddy were away,
622
00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:36,113
Mr. Henry would come and
visit the little girl
623
00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:39,083
and he'd give her
special treats.
624
00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:41,452
Special secret treats.
625
00:23:41,454 --> 00:23:42,286
- Don't.
626
00:23:42,288 --> 00:23:43,053
- Fine.
627
00:23:43,055 --> 00:23:45,122
I got messed around
with as a kid.
628
00:23:45,124 --> 00:23:46,924
My parents never figured it out,
629
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,692
I fucking hated them for it.
630
00:23:48,694 --> 00:23:50,728
I made them pay.
631
00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:51,629
- Do they know now?
632
00:23:51,631 --> 00:23:53,798
- If I run into them, I'll ask.
633
00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:59,470
I've been living with my
sister since I was 15.
634
00:23:59,472 --> 00:24:03,174
I guess they figured
out something was wrong
635
00:24:03,176 --> 00:24:06,477
when I was hospitalised
with bulimia.
636
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,112
- Bulimia?
637
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:10,514
- Yeah, fun game,
have you ever played?
638
00:24:10,516 --> 00:24:11,715
It's easy.
639
00:24:11,717 --> 00:24:14,452
You start by wanting to be loved
640
00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:17,621
and then you do something
that makes you feel like
641
00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:18,956
you don't deserve that love,
642
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:21,892
so you withhold
reward from yourself.
643
00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:25,196
Till one day, something snaps.
644
00:24:25,198 --> 00:24:26,964
You can't live
without love, right?
645
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:31,769
Or in my case, you can't live
without chocolate cheesecake.
646
00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:32,470
So you binge
647
00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:35,139
but it never fills that
spot that's really empty
648
00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:37,575
and now you really
fucking hate yourself,
649
00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:39,877
you must be punished
and you've gotta offload
650
00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:41,846
all that undeserved love
651
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:45,349
down the toilet.
652
00:24:46,953 --> 00:24:50,955
- Well now who's the
pinata full of crazy?
653
00:24:50,957 --> 00:24:52,022
(Sunny chuckling)
654
00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:56,293
You game to take that up there
and whack at it with a stick?
655
00:24:59,298 --> 00:25:00,164
(pleasant piano music)
656
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,900
- [Sunny] Food is important
because it's the one thing
657
00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:05,002
that can take your
mind off relationships.
658
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:08,405
- Yeah, is that the
whole horrible truth?
659
00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:09,907
- What do you mean?
660
00:25:09,909 --> 00:25:13,644
- What's really taking
your mind off what?
661
00:25:14,247 --> 00:25:15,379
- Relationships.
662
00:25:15,381 --> 00:25:17,414
Relationships are
incredibly important
663
00:25:17,416 --> 00:25:18,916
because they're the
one thing in life
664
00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:21,685
that can stop you
spending 24 hours a day
665
00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:22,887
thinking about food.
666
00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:24,255
(Travis chuckling)
(Sunny laughing)
667
00:25:24,257 --> 00:25:25,089
- Yeah!
668
00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:25,689
Yeah.
669
00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:29,226
Therapy is basically paying
someone to be your friend.
670
00:25:29,228 --> 00:25:30,995
It's one step away from
671
00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:33,163
having your mom hang a
chop around your neck
672
00:25:33,165 --> 00:25:34,999
so the dog will play with you.
673
00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:37,668
- Except the chop
doesn't cost 180 per hour
674
00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:41,772
and the therapist doesn't
try to hump your leg after.
675
00:25:41,774 --> 00:25:42,339
Mostly.
676
00:25:42,341 --> 00:25:43,874
(Travis and Sunny laughing)
677
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,777
- Whoa, what happened
to the toaster bit?
678
00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:50,214
- I just, I feel like
it's a little bit dated.
679
00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:50,781
- Dated?
680
00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:51,782
I wrote that for you.
681
00:25:51,784 --> 00:25:53,183
You always burn the toast.
682
00:25:53,185 --> 00:25:54,118
It's your thing, Sunny.
683
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:55,519
- Yeah, and it was really,
it was funny at the time.
684
00:25:55,521 --> 00:25:57,021
- Is this your stuff?
685
00:25:57,023 --> 00:25:59,256
- I made some suggestions
686
00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:01,492
but Sunny has the final say.
687
00:26:01,494 --> 00:26:04,929
- Sunny has assertiveness
issues, don't you, babe?
688
00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:05,930
- If you say so.
689
00:26:05,932 --> 00:26:08,432
(Travis chuckling)
690
00:26:08,434 --> 00:26:09,500
- What?
691
00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:13,837
Mate, ditch the personal stuff.
692
00:26:13,839 --> 00:26:15,039
That's not what
I'm paying you for.
693
00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:16,774
I've got radio execs coming
to to the open mic night
694
00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:20,377
and that nihilistic shit
is not breakfast radio.
695
00:26:20,379 --> 00:26:21,211
Capisce?
696
00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:22,046
- Yeah.
697
00:26:22,048 --> 00:26:23,113
- Good.
698
00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:28,252
(people chattering)
699
00:26:30,790 --> 00:26:31,789
(Travis groaning)
700
00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:34,091
- The toaster bit.
701
00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:35,559
Why?
702
00:26:35,561 --> 00:26:36,760
- It's good.
703
00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:37,661
It's you.
704
00:26:37,663 --> 00:26:38,729
It...
705
00:26:38,731 --> 00:26:40,297
And it's relatable.
706
00:26:40,299 --> 00:26:43,000
Everybody burns toast.
707
00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:47,771
- Bella?
708
00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:48,472
- [Sunny] Huh?
709
00:26:48,474 --> 00:26:50,641
- Can you get me
a torque wrench?
710
00:26:53,479 --> 00:26:55,746
You come up with a project yet?
711
00:26:55,748 --> 00:26:56,814
- Mmmm.
712
00:26:57,550 --> 00:27:00,050
Do you think it would
be possible to put
713
00:27:00,052 --> 00:27:02,186
training wheels on my scooter?
714
00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:03,921
- Why?
715
00:27:04,490 --> 00:27:06,490
- Bathroom, hang on one sec.
716
00:27:23,342 --> 00:27:26,276
(sombre music)
717
00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:31,815
(audience laughing)
718
00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:33,117
- And so the terrorist says,
719
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,185
does my bomb look big in this?
720
00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:37,354
(audience laughing)
721
00:27:37,356 --> 00:27:38,022
Okay.
722
00:27:38,024 --> 00:27:39,156
All right, next up,
we've got a girl
723
00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:40,958
who's spent more
time behind bars
724
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:45,029
than Schapelle Corby,
our own Sunny O'Hara.
725
00:27:45,031 --> 00:27:48,666
(audience applauding)
726
00:27:50,136 --> 00:27:51,101
Just remember what I told you.
727
00:27:51,103 --> 00:27:54,304
You'll be fine, you're adorable.
728
00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:56,140
- Is there anything funnier
729
00:27:56,142 --> 00:27:59,043
than a girl with
an eating disorder?
730
00:27:59,045 --> 00:28:00,244
I don't think so.
731
00:28:00,246 --> 00:28:01,812
(audience laughing)
732
00:28:01,814 --> 00:28:02,813
You know what's weird though?
733
00:28:02,815 --> 00:28:04,648
It's weird how proud
some people are
734
00:28:04,650 --> 00:28:06,350
to tell you they're bulimic.
735
00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:07,785
Like it's a badge of courage.
736
00:28:07,787 --> 00:28:09,953
It's not, it's just
a disgusting illness.
737
00:28:09,955 --> 00:28:13,524
I mean, who in their right
mind goes around bragging,
738
00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:18,729
yep, yes, yes I do, I
suffer from haemorrhoids.
739
00:28:18,731 --> 00:28:19,997
I blame the fashion industry.
740
00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:22,299
They're always always
pushing the image
741
00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:23,901
that a woman is only attractive
742
00:28:23,903 --> 00:28:26,770
with enormous lumps
bulging out of her anus.
743
00:28:26,772 --> 00:28:28,539
(audience laughing)
744
00:28:28,541 --> 00:28:29,206
Ugh.
745
00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:32,342
I mean, fashion magazines,
they made me bulimic.
746
00:28:32,344 --> 00:28:33,043
No they didn't.
747
00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:34,445
Stop kidding yourself.
748
00:28:34,447 --> 00:28:38,015
Vogue could fill its covers
with fat chicks tomorrow,
749
00:28:38,017 --> 00:28:40,050
it's not gonna cure one binger.
750
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:43,353
You wanna know how
I became bulimic?
751
00:28:43,355 --> 00:28:44,421
Okay.
752
00:28:45,725 --> 00:28:47,624
(Sunny coughing)
753
00:28:47,626 --> 00:28:48,692
Sorry.
754
00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:55,966
Sorry, I think I
just swallowed a bug
755
00:28:55,968 --> 00:28:58,268
and what's really
disturbing about that
756
00:28:58,270 --> 00:29:01,772
is that is the first time
I've eaten in front of anyone
757
00:29:01,774 --> 00:29:02,940
in three years.
758
00:29:02,942 --> 00:29:04,508
(audience laughing)
759
00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:06,009
- You could eat me!
760
00:29:06,011 --> 00:29:08,412
(audience groaning)
761
00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:09,480
- Um...
762
00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:11,315
I could eat you, yes.
763
00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:13,951
Thank you, sir, I
suppose I could.
764
00:29:13,953 --> 00:29:16,353
But I'd fucking just
throw up afterwards.
765
00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:19,823
(audience laughing)
766
00:29:20,493 --> 00:29:21,759
- It's good, it's well handled.
767
00:29:21,761 --> 00:29:23,093
- [Woman] Not bad.
768
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:23,994
- She's very good.
769
00:29:23,996 --> 00:29:25,462
- Does she write
her own material?
770
00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:26,630
- No, I've been helping her.
771
00:29:26,632 --> 00:29:27,865
- I've spent years
772
00:29:27,867 --> 00:29:31,702
trying to make myself
look like a Barbie doll
773
00:29:31,704 --> 00:29:33,370
until it hit me.
774
00:29:33,372 --> 00:29:35,606
The reason Barbie is so thin
775
00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:39,710
is because she can't
bend her elbows.
776
00:29:40,012 --> 00:29:45,415
Have you ever tried to get
food in your mouth like this?
777
00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:47,484
Here we go.
778
00:29:47,486 --> 00:29:50,187
(Sunny laughing)
779
00:29:50,189 --> 00:29:51,221
Oh.
780
00:29:51,991 --> 00:29:53,056
And...
781
00:29:53,492 --> 00:29:57,327
(audience laughing)
782
00:29:57,329 --> 00:29:58,562
- She's great.
783
00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:00,230
(Travis chuckling)
784
00:30:00,232 --> 00:30:01,732
- [Gordo Voiceover] It
takes all kinds of dreams
785
00:30:01,734 --> 00:30:03,801
to make the world go round.
786
00:30:03,803 --> 00:30:07,171
Pipe dreams, heroic dreams,
787
00:30:07,173 --> 00:30:08,272
wet dreams.
788
00:30:08,274 --> 00:30:10,641
Travis had them all
and he found a way
789
00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:12,009
to live them
through someone else
790
00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:14,144
without ever showing his face.
791
00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:15,946
- Want to be your friend.
792
00:30:16,615 --> 00:30:19,950
- Mikey tells us radio's
always been your dream.
793
00:30:19,952 --> 00:30:21,351
- That and the reoccurring one
794
00:30:21,353 --> 00:30:23,921
where I'm trapped
in a sinking car.
795
00:30:24,623 --> 00:30:25,455
- That's funny.
796
00:30:25,457 --> 00:30:26,323
- See, told you.
- You--
797
00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:27,591
- Told you.
- Don't need to joke with us.
798
00:30:27,593 --> 00:30:28,892
- What's she saying
is, no pressure.
799
00:30:28,894 --> 00:30:31,562
All right, 'cause we've met
all the great comedians, so--
800
00:30:31,564 --> 00:30:33,564
- So nothing really
makes us laughing.
801
00:30:33,566 --> 00:30:34,565
- Right.
- Okay.
802
00:30:34,567 --> 00:30:35,465
- Look at me.
803
00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:36,233
- Loot at him.
804
00:30:36,235 --> 00:30:37,501
- Here's the 411.
805
00:30:38,704 --> 00:30:40,003
We love you.
- We like you.
806
00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:41,638
- [Man] You've got
the talent, right?
807
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,407
You've obviously got the looks.
808
00:30:43,409 --> 00:30:44,374
You've got the sincerity.
809
00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:45,642
- So important in radio.
810
00:30:45,644 --> 00:30:47,277
- Got terrific material.
811
00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:48,378
- The material was good.
812
00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:51,215
- So we're gonna have a talk
about putting you on air now.
813
00:30:51,217 --> 00:30:54,685
- You could be the contemporary
edge this show needs.
814
00:30:54,687 --> 00:30:56,386
- Between us, no one else,
815
00:30:56,388 --> 00:30:57,421
ratings are down.
816
00:30:57,423 --> 00:30:58,288
- They've dipped a bit.
817
00:30:58,290 --> 00:31:00,023
- A dip means its temporary.
818
00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:01,425
- Temporary.
- Okay?
819
00:31:01,427 --> 00:31:04,728
And I, we, can sell
the shit out of you.
820
00:31:04,730 --> 00:31:05,729
- Absolutely.
821
00:31:05,731 --> 00:31:06,697
- Yeah?
822
00:31:06,699 --> 00:31:07,831
- Yeah.
823
00:31:07,833 --> 00:31:09,666
- Because what I'm seeing
824
00:31:10,769 --> 00:31:12,536
is that face on a bus.
825
00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:13,637
- Wow.
826
00:31:14,974 --> 00:31:16,540
- That's my card.
827
00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:18,242
- Do you have a card?
828
00:31:18,244 --> 00:31:18,942
- No, I don't.
829
00:31:18,944 --> 00:31:20,110
I don't, I don't, what
would I put on it?
830
00:31:20,112 --> 00:31:21,345
- You get on it--
- It's very important.
831
00:31:21,347 --> 00:31:22,346
- [Man] And get her a card!
832
00:31:22,348 --> 00:31:23,881
- [Woman] Everyone
in radio has a card.
833
00:31:23,883 --> 00:31:25,115
- [Man] You're on our shortlist.
834
00:31:25,117 --> 00:31:26,116
- [Woman] You're on our list.
835
00:31:26,118 --> 00:31:27,284
- [Man] Well you won't
be, dear, you're a star.
836
00:31:27,286 --> 00:31:29,319
- [Woman] We'll see, we'll see.
837
00:31:30,556 --> 00:31:33,257
- What do you see in that guy?
838
00:31:33,259 --> 00:31:35,058
- Okay, rude.
839
00:31:35,327 --> 00:31:38,161
- I mean, you could
just do so much better.
840
00:31:38,163 --> 00:31:38,795
- Right.
841
00:31:38,797 --> 00:31:42,032
He is funny, famous,
good looking.
842
00:31:42,034 --> 00:31:43,800
Doesn't think I'm certifiable.
843
00:31:43,802 --> 00:31:46,737
I am totally lowering
my standards.
844
00:31:47,039 --> 00:31:49,072
- And he's really shallow.
845
00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:50,774
- Only on the surface.
846
00:31:50,776 --> 00:31:52,209
(Travis chuckling)
847
00:31:52,211 --> 00:31:54,378
You know what the radio
guys really liked?
848
00:31:54,380 --> 00:31:56,813
It wasn't me, it was your jokes.
849
00:31:56,815 --> 00:31:57,481
- Your life.
850
00:31:57,483 --> 00:31:59,016
- That you made funny.
851
00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:01,151
You should be up there.
852
00:32:01,887 --> 00:32:02,653
- Oh, why not?
853
00:32:02,655 --> 00:32:05,756
You'd be fucking incendiary.
854
00:32:06,225 --> 00:32:08,358
- Some people are better
behind-the-scenes.
855
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,295
- You really have
no idea, do you?
856
00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:13,797
- [Travis] About what?
857
00:32:13,799 --> 00:32:15,432
- About you.
858
00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:19,169
(pleasant piano music)
859
00:32:35,854 --> 00:32:37,154
(shower certain whooshing)
(Travis gasping)
860
00:32:37,156 --> 00:32:37,955
- Pass me loofah?
861
00:32:37,957 --> 00:32:39,056
- [Travis] What the hell?
862
00:32:39,058 --> 00:32:39,723
- The loofah.
863
00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:41,725
The big scrubby sponge thingy.
864
00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:42,826
You do have a loofah.
865
00:32:42,828 --> 00:32:44,928
- What are you doing in my bath?
866
00:32:44,930 --> 00:32:45,896
- Nothing nasty.
867
00:32:45,898 --> 00:32:47,998
I'm just having a spa.
868
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:48,966
With my friends.
869
00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:51,535
I needed to wash off
the sticky residue.
870
00:32:51,537 --> 00:32:52,336
- Of what?
871
00:32:52,338 --> 00:32:55,005
- Of unrequited dreams.
872
00:32:55,007 --> 00:32:55,806
- In my tub?
873
00:32:55,808 --> 00:32:57,607
- Well, if there's one thing
I learned from last night
874
00:32:57,609 --> 00:32:59,643
it's when you want
something you don't have,
875
00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:01,278
you use someone else's.
876
00:33:02,014 --> 00:33:02,980
Hi,
877
00:33:02,982 --> 00:33:04,114
I'm Sunny.
878
00:33:04,116 --> 00:33:06,249
I'm cute and perky
879
00:33:06,552 --> 00:33:08,752
and I'll say all your
funny shit for you
880
00:33:08,754 --> 00:33:09,753
so you don't have to show
881
00:33:09,755 --> 00:33:12,322
your hideously disfigured
self in public.
882
00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:13,423
But what's in it for me?
883
00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:15,625
Other than your hand up my ass.
884
00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:19,429
- You think I'm using her?
885
00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:23,767
- Did you ever stop
to ask what I want?
886
00:33:25,537 --> 00:33:26,636
- Ugh.
887
00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:30,540
(traffic rumbling)
888
00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:33,610
- All right, here's to
the successful completion
889
00:33:33,612 --> 00:33:34,311
of stage one.
890
00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:35,212
- There are stages now?
891
00:33:35,214 --> 00:33:36,680
What am I, the moon landing?
892
00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:38,181
- Hey, mock not, we've
piqued their interest.
893
00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:41,251
Now we just have to make it
impossible for them to say no.
894
00:33:41,253 --> 00:33:42,019
- Say no to what?
895
00:33:42,021 --> 00:33:44,021
It's not like I'm asking
them for anything.
896
00:33:44,023 --> 00:33:47,324
- That's exactly the
attitude I'm looking for.
897
00:33:47,326 --> 00:33:50,127
- Is it what she's looking for?
898
00:33:50,129 --> 00:33:52,596
- Put a falafel
in it, wobbly boy.
899
00:33:52,598 --> 00:33:55,265
- What're we talking
about here, Mikey?
900
00:33:57,036 --> 00:33:57,934
- "Bring the Funny."
901
00:33:57,936 --> 00:33:59,870
The biggest comedy
festival on the planet.
902
00:33:59,872 --> 00:34:03,673
We're gonna enter you into
the unsigned open mic contest.
903
00:34:03,675 --> 00:34:06,176
You win this and you
are breakfast radio.
904
00:34:06,178 --> 00:34:08,612
- Oh wow, you say it like
it's such an easy thing.
905
00:34:08,614 --> 00:34:10,480
There's actually gonna be
funny people doing this.
906
00:34:10,482 --> 00:34:12,416
- All you need is
one good routine.
907
00:34:12,418 --> 00:34:13,250
It's three heats.
908
00:34:13,252 --> 00:34:15,619
The winner gets a slot in
the closing night showcase.
909
00:34:15,621 --> 00:34:16,286
Televised live.
910
00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:18,688
- Shouldn't we ask if
it's what she wants?
911
00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:20,323
- Celebrity judges.
912
00:34:20,325 --> 00:34:21,825
Rumour?
913
00:34:21,827 --> 00:34:23,427
Barry Humphries.
914
00:34:23,429 --> 00:34:24,394
- No way.
915
00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:24,995
- Who?
916
00:34:24,997 --> 00:34:26,863
- Only Dame Edna Everage.
917
00:34:26,865 --> 00:34:29,232
An Australian cultural icon.
918
00:34:29,635 --> 00:34:31,268
- Anyone in comedy
knows who he is.
919
00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:31,835
- Yeah.
920
00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:32,702
Where did you hear this?
921
00:34:32,704 --> 00:34:33,937
- I move in circles.
922
00:34:33,939 --> 00:34:35,372
- Do you get dizzy?
923
00:34:35,374 --> 00:34:36,039
(Sunny giggling)
924
00:34:36,041 --> 00:34:37,007
- So I want you guys together
925
00:34:37,009 --> 00:34:39,509
working on seven
minutes of comedy gold.
926
00:34:39,511 --> 00:34:43,080
From now on, you
two are inseparable.
927
00:34:43,082 --> 00:34:44,147
Okay?
928
00:34:46,385 --> 00:34:47,584
You were saying?
929
00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:51,388
- Nothing important.
930
00:34:51,390 --> 00:34:53,924
("I Need All the Friends I
Can Get" by Camera Obscura)
931
00:34:53,926 --> 00:34:57,227
(muffled speaking)
932
00:34:59,198 --> 00:35:02,766
¶ I can see that you
are leading her on ¶
933
00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:05,001
¶ I think I know what you are
934
00:35:05,003 --> 00:35:06,169
- Thank you!
935
00:35:06,171 --> 00:35:07,070
- Thank you very much!
936
00:35:07,072 --> 00:35:09,673
¶ I can see that you
are leading her on ¶
937
00:35:09,675 --> 00:35:12,809
¶ Yeah, I know what you are
938
00:35:12,811 --> 00:35:16,213
¶ You can't see that
you're just the same ¶
939
00:35:16,215 --> 00:35:19,983
¶ As all the stupid
people who you hate ¶
940
00:35:19,985 --> 00:35:23,120
¶ I'm not saying I'm
free from blame ¶
941
00:35:23,122 --> 00:35:26,223
¶ Because I need all
the friends I can get ¶
942
00:35:26,225 --> 00:35:28,558
- Who needs 20 wheels?
943
00:35:29,027 --> 00:35:31,428
- I'm Evel fucking Knievel.
944
00:35:31,430 --> 00:35:34,364
(upbeat music)
945
00:35:41,039 --> 00:35:41,605
Therapy.
946
00:35:41,607 --> 00:35:45,008
¶ A long distance call
to a mystery blond ¶
947
00:35:45,010 --> 00:35:47,944
¶ It wasn't good for business
948
00:35:47,946 --> 00:35:51,915
¶ You say that she cried when
she heard the bird's song ¶
949
00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:53,216
- [Sunny] On thing in
life that can stop you
950
00:35:53,218 --> 00:35:55,952
spending 24 hours a day
thinking about food.
951
00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:59,022
Dieting, for a girl
with body image issues,
952
00:35:59,024 --> 00:36:04,027
the ultimate aim is to
end up looking like this.
953
00:36:04,029 --> 00:36:05,095
But with boobs.
954
00:36:05,097 --> 00:36:06,062
- Whoa, I thought we agreed
955
00:36:06,064 --> 00:36:07,531
to stay away from
the personal stuff.
956
00:36:07,533 --> 00:36:09,966
- You agreed, Mikey, but
if you want me to do this
957
00:36:09,968 --> 00:36:11,935
you have to at least
let me do it as me.
958
00:36:11,937 --> 00:36:14,571
- Sweetie, bulimia is not funny.
959
00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:16,773
I'm just trying to
tell you what works.
960
00:36:16,775 --> 00:36:18,141
- What works for you.
961
00:36:18,143 --> 00:36:20,110
You can get away the
superficial chit chat
962
00:36:20,112 --> 00:36:23,613
and the cute catchphrases.
- Hey, I'm not superficial.
963
00:36:23,615 --> 00:36:24,781
I do all the telethons.
964
00:36:24,783 --> 00:36:26,883
Those things go all night.
965
00:36:26,885 --> 00:36:27,784
Look, all I'm trying to do--
966
00:36:27,786 --> 00:36:30,353
- Is mould me to fit your image.
967
00:36:32,324 --> 00:36:32,989
- Fine.
968
00:36:32,991 --> 00:36:34,791
Yeah, yeah, I should
be at the studio.
969
00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:36,560
I've got stuff to do.
970
00:36:38,931 --> 00:36:41,698
You know, I didn't
have to choose you.
971
00:36:43,635 --> 00:36:45,001
I mean, you know what I mean.
972
00:36:45,003 --> 00:36:47,103
- Yeah, you mean that
you had better options
973
00:36:47,105 --> 00:36:49,172
and that I should feel lucky.
974
00:36:49,174 --> 00:36:49,806
- No.
975
00:36:49,808 --> 00:36:50,840
- And I do, Mikey.
976
00:36:50,842 --> 00:36:52,809
You make me feel
lucky to be with you
977
00:36:52,811 --> 00:36:55,045
like I'm this broken thing
978
00:36:55,047 --> 00:36:58,715
and you're the only one on
the planet that can fix me.
979
00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:01,351
Maybe if I'm lucky.
980
00:37:03,455 --> 00:37:04,854
- I don't need this.
981
00:37:07,759 --> 00:37:10,527
(sombre music)
982
00:37:10,529 --> 00:37:13,463
(door thudding)
983
00:37:13,465 --> 00:37:17,100
- "Charlotte and Davo forever."
984
00:37:17,102 --> 00:37:19,903
Sorry, kids, it was
never gonna last.
985
00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:25,809
Davo is too fond of dope
and Charlotte is a dope.
986
00:37:26,111 --> 00:37:27,911
Maybe they do have a chance.
987
00:37:27,913 --> 00:37:30,747
(Sunny laughing)
988
00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:31,815
Hello?
989
00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:33,416
(Travis knocking)
990
00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:35,352
Campus is closed!
991
00:37:38,657 --> 00:37:40,223
- My secret's out.
992
00:37:42,661 --> 00:37:43,760
(Sunny sighing)
993
00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:46,062
I'm one of the spawn of Satan.
994
00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:49,065
- How long have
you been in there?
995
00:37:49,067 --> 00:37:50,433
- Since lunchtime.
996
00:37:52,170 --> 00:37:53,270
- Want a Tic Tac?
997
00:37:53,272 --> 00:37:55,672
- Why, does my
breath, does it reek?
998
00:37:55,674 --> 00:37:56,339
- No.
999
00:37:56,341 --> 00:37:58,208
I just don't have
a handkerchief.
1000
00:37:58,210 --> 00:38:01,478
(Sunny chuckling)
1001
00:38:03,248 --> 00:38:04,381
What's wrong?
1002
00:38:06,184 --> 00:38:07,517
- Life.
1003
00:38:08,086 --> 00:38:08,752
I decided I,
1004
00:38:08,754 --> 00:38:13,690
I might as well stay in
there and just die of misery.
1005
00:38:13,692 --> 00:38:15,659
Or the stench, whichever
got me first really
1006
00:38:15,661 --> 00:38:19,763
and then you came along,
you made me laugh and kinda,
1007
00:38:19,765 --> 00:38:22,432
you spoiled my whole
wallowing thing.
1008
00:38:25,137 --> 00:38:27,504
(Sunny sighing)
1009
00:38:27,506 --> 00:38:31,374
Can you believe the sad shit
that people write up here?
1010
00:38:33,445 --> 00:38:36,713
(bottle clinking)
1011
00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:39,149
- There's a spare roller here.
1012
00:38:40,886 --> 00:38:42,018
- Thanks.
1013
00:38:42,521 --> 00:38:45,121
- I'm about as socially
desperate as it gets,
1014
00:38:45,123 --> 00:38:48,325
but even I don't want
my name in a heart
1015
00:38:48,327 --> 00:38:49,993
on the back of a toilet door.
1016
00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:51,461
(Sunny chucking)
1017
00:38:51,463 --> 00:38:55,198
(pleasant piano music)
1018
00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:59,669
- "Donna is a towel-head skank."
1019
00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:01,071
Not anymore.
1020
00:39:02,074 --> 00:39:04,441
- "Britney sucks dogs."
1021
00:39:04,443 --> 00:39:05,775
No she does not.
1022
00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:08,812
- Look at that, just wiping
out racial disharmony
1023
00:39:08,814 --> 00:39:12,982
and unsavoury bestial
practises in one stroke!
1024
00:39:13,418 --> 00:39:16,152
- [Travis] And these
are the normal people.
1025
00:39:16,154 --> 00:39:16,986
- I know, right?
1026
00:39:16,988 --> 00:39:20,223
How did we become
the social outcasts?
1027
00:39:20,225 --> 00:39:22,125
- It's not fair, is it?
1028
00:39:23,161 --> 00:39:26,629
- If the world was fair,
ice cream would be slimming.
1029
00:39:26,631 --> 00:39:27,530
- If the world was fair,
1030
00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:31,301
small furry animals would
wear coats of super models.
1031
00:39:31,303 --> 00:39:34,404
- And chocolate
would cure pimples.
1032
00:39:35,340 --> 00:39:37,073
- Beer would improve driving.
1033
00:39:37,075 --> 00:39:40,477
- Neurosis would be
irresistibly attractive.
1034
00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:41,211
- Mmmm.
1035
00:39:41,213 --> 00:39:43,113
(motor puttering)
1036
00:39:43,115 --> 00:39:46,850
(pleasant piano music)
1037
00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:50,220
I think I need training wheels.
1038
00:39:50,222 --> 00:39:52,055
- No, you're fine.
1039
00:39:52,457 --> 00:39:55,792
Hey, why don't
you take her home?
1040
00:39:56,395 --> 00:39:57,994
- You think?
1041
00:39:57,996 --> 00:39:58,762
- Yeah.
1042
00:39:58,764 --> 00:40:00,029
Live dangerously.
1043
00:40:06,838 --> 00:40:07,904
- Um.
1044
00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:11,474
(upbeat music)
1045
00:40:15,981 --> 00:40:19,015
(motor buzzing)
1046
00:40:21,653 --> 00:40:24,454
(door thudding)
1047
00:40:24,456 --> 00:40:26,022
- What the fuck are you doing?
1048
00:40:26,024 --> 00:40:27,223
- I am peeing.
1049
00:40:28,093 --> 00:40:29,092
- You just gonna be a smart ass
1050
00:40:29,094 --> 00:40:30,093
little bitch your whole life?
1051
00:40:30,095 --> 00:40:32,729
- Okay, this situation
is a little vulnerable
1052
00:40:32,731 --> 00:40:33,963
for this particular game.
1053
00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:35,198
Can we just have a
temporary delay in play?
1054
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,033
- You expect me to
be considerate of you
1055
00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:38,368
but you don't think
about the affect
1056
00:40:38,370 --> 00:40:40,970
of your actions on anyone else.
1057
00:40:40,972 --> 00:40:43,039
It feels good so you do it.
1058
00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:44,641
- Okay, this is fun.
1059
00:40:44,643 --> 00:40:46,876
- You've got a boyfriend
who's kinda hot
1060
00:40:46,878 --> 00:40:48,278
and kinda famous, but no,
1061
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:49,646
you decided it
would be a good idea
1062
00:40:49,648 --> 00:40:52,048
to make out with
the little spastic.
1063
00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:53,750
- Good job, neighbourhood watch.
1064
00:40:53,752 --> 00:40:55,685
- What're you thinking?
1065
00:40:55,687 --> 00:40:57,287
- I don't know, maybe I...
1066
00:40:57,289 --> 00:40:58,354
Maybe I made one mistake.
1067
00:40:58,356 --> 00:41:00,323
Let's not turn this
into something--
1068
00:41:00,325 --> 00:41:01,157
- One mistake?
1069
00:41:01,159 --> 00:41:04,794
Sunny, this is
your fucking life!
1070
00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:08,465
You do these things because
it feels, I don't know,
1071
00:41:08,467 --> 00:41:10,500
exciting or naughty.
1072
00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:13,169
You invite people to use you
1073
00:41:13,171 --> 00:41:14,237
and when it all turns ugly,
1074
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:16,606
you expect someone else
to come in and pick up
1075
00:41:16,608 --> 00:41:17,941
all your broken little pieces.
1076
00:41:17,943 --> 00:41:21,978
- If you're talking about what
I think you're talking about,
1077
00:41:22,681 --> 00:41:24,447
you can't blame me
for what that man did.
1078
00:41:24,449 --> 00:41:26,549
He was an adult
and I was a child.
1079
00:41:26,551 --> 00:41:28,351
- You could've done what I did.
1080
00:41:28,353 --> 00:41:29,853
You could've said no.
1081
00:41:30,388 --> 00:41:31,988
- He--
- Yeah, he tried.
1082
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:33,223
Before you.
1083
00:41:33,225 --> 00:41:34,591
You're not so special.
1084
00:41:34,593 --> 00:41:37,227
You just don't
know how to say no.
1085
00:41:37,229 --> 00:41:39,362
- I was 12, you cunt.
1086
00:41:39,364 --> 00:41:40,563
- So was I.
1087
00:41:47,873 --> 00:41:51,140
(tools clattering)
1088
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:59,015
(muffled beat music)
1089
00:42:06,224 --> 00:42:07,223
- This is it.
1090
00:42:07,225 --> 00:42:09,058
Initiate launch procedure.
1091
00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:11,060
- Ever heard of Apollo 13?
1092
00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:21,638
(Mikey knocking)
1093
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:22,472
You okay in there?
1094
00:42:22,474 --> 00:42:24,607
- Go away, please.
1095
00:42:24,609 --> 00:42:27,777
(Sunny coughing)
1096
00:42:31,249 --> 00:42:32,015
(vomit trickling)
1097
00:42:32,017 --> 00:42:34,117
- [Woman] 'Cause I'm
talking to an idiot--
1098
00:42:34,119 --> 00:42:34,884
- Oh shit.
1099
00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:35,952
I took her to Chinese for lunch.
1100
00:42:35,954 --> 00:42:38,488
For a girl who usually
eats a fork-full of moo goo
1101
00:42:38,490 --> 00:42:39,389
and half a fortune cookie,
1102
00:42:39,391 --> 00:42:42,258
she made a pretty
decent dent in the menu.
1103
00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:43,960
It's the MSG I bet.
1104
00:42:44,563 --> 00:42:47,130
Well, whatever it
is, we're screwed.
1105
00:42:47,132 --> 00:42:49,065
All that hard work for nothing.
1106
00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:51,668
Guess she won't be
needing you anymore.
1107
00:42:53,305 --> 00:42:56,239
(upbeat music)
1108
00:43:04,215 --> 00:43:05,582
What're you doing?
1109
00:43:05,584 --> 00:43:09,686
- Taking some advice
I got from a bath mitt.
1110
00:43:09,688 --> 00:43:13,389
(upbeat guitar music)
1111
00:43:19,064 --> 00:43:22,732
(audience applauding)
1112
00:43:30,241 --> 00:43:31,407
Um.
1113
00:43:31,409 --> 00:43:32,675
(microphone ringing)
1114
00:43:32,677 --> 00:43:36,279
(audience chuckling)
1115
00:43:37,349 --> 00:43:40,683
Believe it or not,
I've been in therapy.
1116
00:43:40,685 --> 00:43:42,151
(audience laughing)
1117
00:43:42,153 --> 00:43:43,019
Therapy, right?
1118
00:43:43,021 --> 00:43:46,823
It's basically paying
someone to be your friend.
1119
00:43:46,825 --> 00:43:49,292
But with therapy, what
you're really paying for
1120
00:43:49,294 --> 00:43:52,428
is not for someone to
listen to you problems.
1121
00:43:52,430 --> 00:43:54,731
No, what you're
paying for is so that
1122
00:43:54,733 --> 00:43:57,467
you don't have to listen
to their shitty problems.
1123
00:43:57,469 --> 00:44:01,270
(audience laughing)
1124
00:44:01,272 --> 00:44:03,906
Yeah, I have issues.
1125
00:44:04,476 --> 00:44:06,943
The paper bag gave it away, huh?
1126
00:44:07,379 --> 00:44:08,745
I have cerebral palsy.
1127
00:44:08,747 --> 00:44:12,415
Yeah, I'm a full-time spastic.
(audience laughing)
1128
00:44:12,417 --> 00:44:13,383
Not just recreationally.
1129
00:44:13,385 --> 00:44:15,385
I don't need beer
to walk like this.
1130
00:44:15,387 --> 00:44:16,953
This is all me.
1131
00:44:16,955 --> 00:44:18,588
(audience laughing)
1132
00:44:18,590 --> 00:44:20,857
You know, when you
got cerebral palsy,
1133
00:44:20,859 --> 00:44:22,992
it's hard to pick up a girl.
1134
00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:25,228
It's hard to pick up a drink.
1135
00:44:25,230 --> 00:44:26,596
(audience laughing)
1136
00:44:26,598 --> 00:44:29,565
I mean, I met this
girl, I like her,
1137
00:44:29,567 --> 00:44:31,501
but what do I say?
1138
00:44:31,503 --> 00:44:34,103
I promise I won't try
to get in your pants.
1139
00:44:34,105 --> 00:44:37,407
I have enough trouble
getting in my own.
1140
00:44:37,409 --> 00:44:40,243
(audience laughing)
1141
00:44:40,245 --> 00:44:42,712
But don't feel bad for me.
1142
00:44:42,714 --> 00:44:43,646
There is an upside.
1143
00:44:43,648 --> 00:44:46,916
Girls like guys
they can fix, right?
1144
00:44:47,852 --> 00:44:48,785
So, right her, right?
1145
00:44:48,787 --> 00:44:51,254
This is catnip to the ladies.
1146
00:44:51,256 --> 00:44:54,724
(audience laughing)
1147
00:44:55,727 --> 00:44:59,228
(audience applauding)
1148
00:44:59,230 --> 00:44:59,996
My boss...
1149
00:44:59,998 --> 00:45:01,030
Thank you.
(audience clapping)
1150
00:45:01,032 --> 00:45:05,968
My boss tells me I
also have anger issues.
1151
00:45:05,970 --> 00:45:09,138
(pleasant music)
1152
00:45:11,576 --> 00:45:12,775
- You went on?
1153
00:45:14,713 --> 00:45:15,511
- You don't mind?
1154
00:45:15,513 --> 00:45:17,413
- No, I couldn't be happier.
1155
00:45:17,415 --> 00:45:20,083
- Yeah, well hold that thought.
1156
00:45:20,085 --> 00:45:21,250
You're out.
1157
00:45:21,953 --> 00:45:23,152
He's in.
1158
00:45:23,154 --> 00:45:24,153
He won the heat.
1159
00:45:24,155 --> 00:45:26,055
He's through the next round.
1160
00:45:26,057 --> 00:45:26,956
Who freaking knew?
1161
00:45:26,958 --> 00:45:27,757
- I told you!
1162
00:45:27,759 --> 00:45:28,624
Did I tell you?
1163
00:45:28,626 --> 00:45:29,325
- I'm sorry.
1164
00:45:29,327 --> 00:45:30,259
- No, you did me a favour.
1165
00:45:30,261 --> 00:45:31,861
It was never me, it
was you, you know that.
1166
00:45:31,863 --> 00:45:33,930
And now I can spend
more time at Mario's.
1167
00:45:33,932 --> 00:45:35,498
- Great, more
greasy fingernails.
1168
00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:36,399
Who doesn't find that hot?
1169
00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:38,267
- [Sunny] You're gonna
keep going, right?
1170
00:45:38,269 --> 00:45:39,068
- I guess.
1171
00:45:39,070 --> 00:45:40,269
- Yes you are!
1172
00:45:40,605 --> 00:45:42,405
You've got two more
rounds, you win those,
1173
00:45:42,407 --> 00:45:43,639
you're in the big show.
1174
00:45:43,641 --> 00:45:44,507
And Mikey will help you.
1175
00:45:44,509 --> 00:45:47,210
- Yeah because Mikey's
a freaking prince.
1176
00:45:48,413 --> 00:45:49,879
- Yeah, I might, I might just--
1177
00:45:49,881 --> 00:45:51,114
- Yeah, you do that, champ.
1178
00:45:51,116 --> 00:45:54,350
They want a photo before
you go, poster shot.
1179
00:45:56,421 --> 00:45:57,954
- [Woman] Just
like that, perfect.
1180
00:45:57,956 --> 00:45:58,921
(camera snapping)
1181
00:45:58,923 --> 00:46:00,056
One more?
1182
00:46:00,992 --> 00:46:02,058
Okay.
1183
00:46:02,660 --> 00:46:06,095
(people chattering)
1184
00:46:06,731 --> 00:46:08,264
- [Man] I feel rank.
1185
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,266
- Oh, you feel bad now,
1186
00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:12,135
just try having a barium enema.
1187
00:46:12,137 --> 00:46:12,835
- Oh, retard.
1188
00:46:12,837 --> 00:46:15,571
- Oh, we're not gonna
do this again, are we?
1189
00:46:15,573 --> 00:46:16,205
- What's up?
1190
00:46:16,207 --> 00:46:17,740
You run out of jokes, have you?
1191
00:46:17,742 --> 00:46:18,374
- No.
1192
00:46:18,376 --> 00:46:19,909
I just don't think it's fair
to have a battle of wits
1193
00:46:19,911 --> 00:46:22,111
with an unarmed opponent.
1194
00:46:22,113 --> 00:46:22,879
(guys laughing)
1195
00:46:22,881 --> 00:46:25,481
(punch thudding)
- What does that mean, huh?
1196
00:46:25,483 --> 00:46:30,319
(kick thudding)
(Travis groaning)
1197
00:46:30,321 --> 00:46:31,788
(guys mumbling)
1198
00:46:31,790 --> 00:46:32,355
Huh?
1199
00:46:32,357 --> 00:46:33,890
Now that's fucking funny!
1200
00:46:34,726 --> 00:46:35,358
Smartass!
1201
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:36,359
- Come on, let's
not fight, okay?
1202
00:46:36,361 --> 00:46:39,462
- I'm not fighting, Mikey, I'm
just not agreeing with you.
1203
00:46:39,464 --> 00:46:40,863
Don't...
1204
00:46:40,865 --> 00:46:41,931
Travis?
1205
00:46:43,501 --> 00:46:45,701
Oh my God, Travis, shit!
1206
00:46:45,703 --> 00:46:48,337
Are you, Travis, are you okay?
1207
00:46:48,339 --> 00:46:49,972
- [Travis] Rough crowd.
1208
00:46:50,675 --> 00:46:53,209
- Jesus, nice face period, mate.
1209
00:46:53,211 --> 00:46:54,043
I'll call an ambulance.
1210
00:46:54,045 --> 00:46:55,978
- No, no, no, no, no.
1211
00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:56,612
I'm fine.
1212
00:46:56,614 --> 00:46:57,480
- [Sunny] Okay, come on.
1213
00:46:57,482 --> 00:47:00,917
I'm gonna, I'm gonna
take you home, okay?
1214
00:47:00,919 --> 00:47:01,617
- You what?
1215
00:47:01,619 --> 00:47:03,920
- I'm gonna, Mikey, I'm
gonna take him home.
1216
00:47:03,922 --> 00:47:04,954
Okay?
1217
00:47:04,956 --> 00:47:05,988
- Sunny.
1218
00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:09,025
(motor buzzing)
1219
00:47:13,464 --> 00:47:14,831
(Travis groaning)
- Oh.
1220
00:47:14,833 --> 00:47:16,866
- You know you don't
have to do that.
1221
00:47:16,868 --> 00:47:18,935
- Well, you don't know me.
1222
00:47:19,704 --> 00:47:21,671
- I'm trying to.
1223
00:47:21,673 --> 00:47:22,538
- It's not that hard.
1224
00:47:22,540 --> 00:47:24,407
Some people would say
the real challenge
1225
00:47:24,409 --> 00:47:25,975
is getting me to back off.
1226
00:47:25,977 --> 00:47:27,677
- Some people are fuckwads
1227
00:47:27,679 --> 00:47:33,082
and especially ones with
tiny beards and catchphrases.
1228
00:47:33,885 --> 00:47:36,152
- Do you have anything to drink?
1229
00:47:37,755 --> 00:47:38,955
- Yeah.
1230
00:47:38,957 --> 00:47:40,323
Just cans.
1231
00:47:42,894 --> 00:47:46,629
You know, I get the
shakes sometimes,
1232
00:47:48,433 --> 00:47:50,266
break bottles
1233
00:47:50,268 --> 00:47:52,602
and chipped a tooth.
1234
00:47:57,408 --> 00:47:58,241
- Well,
1235
00:47:58,243 --> 00:48:00,076
here is
1236
00:48:00,078 --> 00:48:01,944
to following your dreams.
1237
00:48:02,180 --> 00:48:04,313
- To knowing your limitations.
1238
00:48:08,486 --> 00:48:14,523
- Hey, did you mean what
you said tonight on stage?
1239
00:48:14,926 --> 00:48:15,858
(Travis groaning)
Uh-oh.
1240
00:48:15,860 --> 00:48:16,626
- No.
(Sunny giggling)
1241
00:48:16,628 --> 00:48:18,361
About needing therapy?
1242
00:48:18,363 --> 00:48:21,731
- No, about wanting to
say something to a girl
1243
00:48:21,733 --> 00:48:23,232
and not knowing how.
1244
00:48:23,768 --> 00:48:26,502
- Yeah, I'll get over it.
1245
00:48:28,706 --> 00:48:29,772
- Don't.
1246
00:48:34,412 --> 00:48:37,813
- Why did you,
why'd you do that?
1247
00:48:39,784 --> 00:48:40,917
- Why not?
1248
00:48:44,822 --> 00:48:48,057
("Sweat" by RY X)
1249
00:49:01,606 --> 00:49:03,506
¶ Come
1250
00:49:03,508 --> 00:49:06,342
¶ Husk your limbs
1251
00:49:06,344 --> 00:49:11,714
¶ To my floor
1252
00:49:12,784 --> 00:49:14,817
¶ Bones
1253
00:49:14,819 --> 00:49:17,720
¶ Sucking stones
1254
00:49:17,722 --> 00:49:23,192
¶ Her coming storm
1255
00:49:23,428 --> 00:49:26,195
¶ Under the lights you went
1256
00:49:26,197 --> 00:49:31,767
¶ Chemical ashes head down
1257
00:49:34,605 --> 00:49:37,340
¶ Heart on a diamond thread
1258
00:49:37,342 --> 00:49:42,979
¶ Fennel and lashes wet down
1259
00:49:46,584 --> 00:49:51,153
¶ Young star, haunted lynx
1260
00:49:51,155 --> 00:49:56,559
¶ Ring of sliver
1261
00:49:58,029 --> 00:50:02,064
¶ I want your bones
1262
00:50:02,066 --> 00:50:07,570
¶ Inside my bones
1263
00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:11,741
¶ Ooo
1264
00:50:11,743 --> 00:50:14,810
¶ Oooooo
1265
00:50:14,812 --> 00:50:17,179
¶ Oooooo
1266
00:50:21,386 --> 00:50:24,487
(phone chiming)
1267
00:50:25,923 --> 00:50:26,989
- Mikey?
1268
00:50:28,059 --> 00:50:29,058
- Yep.
1269
00:50:32,296 --> 00:50:33,362
- So,
1270
00:50:33,965 --> 00:50:35,765
what're you gonna do now?
1271
00:50:37,835 --> 00:50:39,502
- I'm not exactly sure.
1272
00:50:41,272 --> 00:50:43,406
I'm gonna have to talk to him.
1273
00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:47,376
I need you to trust me.
1274
00:50:57,288 --> 00:50:58,487
Can you do that?
1275
00:51:16,841 --> 00:51:17,973
What's this?
1276
00:51:23,081 --> 00:51:24,313
- It's trust.
1277
00:51:26,317 --> 00:51:29,585
(engine rumbling)
1278
00:51:31,122 --> 00:51:33,856
This is gotta be the
best idea you ever had.
1279
00:51:33,858 --> 00:51:35,524
(bong bubbling)
1280
00:51:35,526 --> 00:51:37,259
(Gordo sighing)
1281
00:51:37,261 --> 00:51:38,461
Left turn coming up.
1282
00:51:38,463 --> 00:51:40,863
In three, two, one, turn.
1283
00:51:45,770 --> 00:51:48,571
- So you're gonna
be like famous now.
1284
00:51:48,573 --> 00:51:49,605
On TV?
1285
00:51:49,974 --> 00:51:52,308
You're gonna be like
a poon tang magnet.
1286
00:51:52,310 --> 00:51:52,908
- No.
1287
00:51:52,910 --> 00:51:54,210
It's just a contest.
1288
00:51:54,212 --> 00:51:56,312
And there's two more heats.
1289
00:51:56,314 --> 00:51:57,179
- Which if you win.
1290
00:51:57,181 --> 00:51:59,482
- Then I'm in the showcase.
1291
00:51:59,484 --> 00:52:01,951
That, that's televised.
1292
00:52:01,953 --> 00:52:03,619
- And that's exciting, right?
1293
00:52:03,621 --> 00:52:04,420
For you?
1294
00:52:04,422 --> 00:52:05,454
- Yeah.
1295
00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:06,222
- I don't get TV.
1296
00:52:06,224 --> 00:52:08,958
To me it's just an
expensive fucking radio.
1297
00:52:10,061 --> 00:52:10,960
But seriously though,
1298
00:52:10,962 --> 00:52:13,929
I can't focus on driving
when I smell on you like....
1299
00:52:13,931 --> 00:52:15,998
(Gordo sniffing)
1300
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,967
ripe peaches and, and...
1301
00:52:17,969 --> 00:52:19,869
(Gordo sniffing)
1302
00:52:19,871 --> 00:52:20,836
fresh sex.
1303
00:52:20,838 --> 00:52:21,537
- Oh, God.
1304
00:52:21,539 --> 00:52:23,472
- Oh, someone should market
that as a breakfast cereal.
1305
00:52:23,474 --> 00:52:26,709
Like, Snatch Krispies or...
1306
00:52:26,711 --> 00:52:27,443
Pussy Puffs!
1307
00:52:27,445 --> 00:52:29,512
- Dude, you're a bad person,
you know that, right?
1308
00:52:29,514 --> 00:52:32,214
And, you just missed our turn.
1309
00:52:32,216 --> 00:52:33,282
- So what?
1310
00:52:33,284 --> 00:52:34,917
I'm not in control.
1311
00:52:34,919 --> 00:52:36,619
You're not in control.
1312
00:52:36,621 --> 00:52:37,553
No one is.
1313
00:52:37,555 --> 00:52:39,021
It's an illusion.
1314
00:52:39,023 --> 00:52:41,023
You have to learn to go with it.
1315
00:52:41,025 --> 00:52:42,625
But like I always say,
1316
00:52:42,627 --> 00:52:43,859
trust in the universe
1317
00:52:43,861 --> 00:52:45,694
and then the good
things will happen.
1318
00:52:45,696 --> 00:52:46,462
(truck hissing)
1319
00:52:46,464 --> 00:52:49,598
- [Gordo Voiceover] For the
record, I never say that.
1320
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,168
I'm blind, I'm not stupid.
1321
00:52:52,170 --> 00:52:53,936
I don't believe
in happy endings.
1322
00:52:53,938 --> 00:52:57,206
- You're making the biggest
mistake of your life.
1323
00:52:57,208 --> 00:52:58,040
This is so you.
1324
00:52:58,042 --> 00:52:59,275
- What does that
supposed to mean?
1325
00:52:59,277 --> 00:53:01,810
- Oh look, a stray dog is
so cute, can I keep it?
1326
00:53:01,812 --> 00:53:02,711
- How fucking dare you.
1327
00:53:02,713 --> 00:53:03,979
- No, how fucking dare you!
1328
00:53:03,981 --> 00:53:05,581
- [Mario] Bella, you
want me to do something?
1329
00:53:05,583 --> 00:53:07,816
- Hey, butt out, old man!
1330
00:53:08,819 --> 00:53:09,585
I'm not joking.
1331
00:53:09,587 --> 00:53:11,053
- Fine, Mario, I'm fine.
1332
00:53:11,055 --> 00:53:12,121
This is not the place, okay.
1333
00:53:12,123 --> 00:53:13,055
We can finish this--
1334
00:53:13,057 --> 00:53:14,823
- No, we're finished!
1335
00:53:15,026 --> 00:53:16,492
I'll see you in a few
days when you realise
1336
00:53:16,494 --> 00:53:19,428
what a massive fucking
mistake you've made.
1337
00:53:19,430 --> 00:53:20,963
This is real life,
1338
00:53:20,965 --> 00:53:23,265
not some cutesy fairytale.
1339
00:53:23,534 --> 00:53:27,403
You kiss a frog, in the morning
it's still gonna be a frog.
1340
00:53:28,706 --> 00:53:32,274
(sombre tempo music)
1341
00:53:47,592 --> 00:53:48,157
- Hey.
1342
00:53:48,159 --> 00:53:49,725
- You gonna invite us in?
1343
00:53:50,061 --> 00:53:52,528
- Why don't we take
her for a spin?
1344
00:53:52,530 --> 00:53:53,229
- Like this?
1345
00:53:53,231 --> 00:53:56,232
- Yeah, I mean, she
should run fine.
1346
00:53:57,702 --> 00:53:58,634
Let's go.
1347
00:53:58,636 --> 00:53:59,835
- [Travis] Okay.
1348
00:54:03,174 --> 00:54:04,173
- Hey.
1349
00:54:05,576 --> 00:54:07,543
You look after her, okay?
1350
00:54:08,012 --> 00:54:09,411
- I'm not driving.
1351
00:54:09,413 --> 00:54:10,613
- Not the car.
1352
00:54:11,048 --> 00:54:12,548
Don't be an asshole.
1353
00:54:12,550 --> 00:54:14,850
She don't need another asshole.
1354
00:54:14,852 --> 00:54:16,885
(engine rumbling)
- Okay.
1355
00:54:16,887 --> 00:54:18,520
- [Mario] Okay.
1356
00:54:24,128 --> 00:54:27,529
(engine puttering)
1357
00:54:31,135 --> 00:54:32,401
(upbeat music)
1358
00:54:32,403 --> 00:54:38,140
(Gordo beatboxing)
(Sunny giggling)
1359
00:54:38,709 --> 00:54:40,943
- [Gordo] Trav, are
you gonna rap or what?
1360
00:54:40,945 --> 00:54:42,244
Come on, Trav.
1361
00:54:42,246 --> 00:54:43,846
- This is everyday.
1362
00:54:43,848 --> 00:54:46,749
(upbeat music)
1363
00:54:50,488 --> 00:54:51,920
(water trickling)
1364
00:54:51,922 --> 00:54:53,656
- Oh!
(Travis laughing)
1365
00:54:53,658 --> 00:54:54,757
Queen!
1366
00:54:54,759 --> 00:54:56,792
- Here you go, bro.
1367
00:54:59,830 --> 00:55:03,732
- [Travis] You're
just going in circles!
1368
00:55:03,734 --> 00:55:05,034
- Yay!
- Yeah!
1369
00:55:05,036 --> 00:55:06,669
- [Travis] Yes!
1370
00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:11,206
- You look like a
praying mantis on crack!
1371
00:55:11,208 --> 00:55:14,109
(upbeat music)
1372
00:55:20,384 --> 00:55:23,419
(motor buzzing)
1373
00:55:29,026 --> 00:55:32,127
(pleasant music)
1374
00:55:36,801 --> 00:55:38,300
(Sunny moaning)
1375
00:55:38,302 --> 00:55:41,437
(Sunny giggling)
1376
00:55:47,645 --> 00:55:51,113
(traffic whooshing)
1377
00:55:57,655 --> 00:56:01,056
Oh my God, Mario,
it's beautiful.
1378
00:56:01,058 --> 00:56:02,791
Let's put the windshield on.
1379
00:56:02,793 --> 00:56:04,626
Let's finish this.
1380
00:56:05,329 --> 00:56:06,795
Hey.
1381
00:56:06,797 --> 00:56:07,463
Mario.
1382
00:56:07,465 --> 00:56:10,699
Old man, it's a little early
for a siesta, isn't it?
1383
00:56:10,701 --> 00:56:11,800
Mario?
1384
00:56:11,802 --> 00:56:14,937
(dramatic music)
1385
00:56:15,606 --> 00:56:16,572
(Mario gasping)
1386
00:56:16,574 --> 00:56:17,639
Mario.
1387
00:56:18,442 --> 00:56:20,109
- Il mio cuore.
1388
00:56:20,911 --> 00:56:23,946
(Mario gasping)
1389
00:56:27,385 --> 00:56:30,519
(siren alarming)
1390
00:56:35,559 --> 00:56:37,192
- You're gonna be okay.
1391
00:56:37,194 --> 00:56:37,960
- Sorry, Bella.
1392
00:56:37,962 --> 00:56:38,961
- No don't need to be.
1393
00:56:38,963 --> 00:56:41,063
- I'm just a useless old man
1394
00:56:42,867 --> 00:56:44,933
who can't look after you.
1395
00:56:44,935 --> 00:56:47,202
(Mario gasping)
(Sunny crying)
1396
00:56:47,204 --> 00:56:50,305
(dramatic music)
1397
00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:54,643
(Travis sighing)
1398
00:56:54,645 --> 00:56:57,012
- Oh, come on, people.
1399
00:56:57,915 --> 00:57:00,916
(phone buzzing)
1400
00:57:01,886 --> 00:57:05,487
- Hey, Travis, can you call me?
1401
00:57:06,590 --> 00:57:09,191
There's something
I need to tell you.
1402
00:57:09,193 --> 00:57:11,360
Actually, don't call.
1403
00:57:11,362 --> 00:57:14,596
I should tell you in person.
1404
00:57:14,598 --> 00:57:17,933
(melancholy music)
1405
00:57:22,673 --> 00:57:23,739
- Hey.
1406
00:57:24,942 --> 00:57:27,976
(phone beeping)
1407
00:57:39,156 --> 00:57:42,391
(Travis knocking)
1408
00:57:43,661 --> 00:57:45,194
- Oh.
1409
00:57:45,196 --> 00:57:46,228
You.
1410
00:57:46,230 --> 00:57:47,863
- [Travis] Yep.
1411
00:57:48,165 --> 00:57:50,432
- You think I don't
know what's going on?
1412
00:57:50,434 --> 00:57:52,701
- You think I care
what you know?
1413
00:57:52,703 --> 00:57:53,469
- You should.
1414
00:57:53,471 --> 00:57:56,538
She's a student at the
school where you work.
1415
00:57:56,540 --> 00:57:58,207
(Travis sighing)
1416
00:57:58,209 --> 00:57:58,907
Oh,
1417
00:57:58,909 --> 00:58:00,476
so you do care.
1418
00:58:00,778 --> 00:58:02,711
- You know, I didn't
come here to play games.
1419
00:58:02,713 --> 00:58:05,013
Sunny needs to
tell me something.
1420
00:58:07,084 --> 00:58:10,419
(foreboding music)
1421
00:58:13,591 --> 00:58:16,191
- What did you think
was gonna happen?
1422
00:58:17,361 --> 00:58:19,361
That she'd end up with you?
1423
00:58:22,900 --> 00:58:23,932
Oh.
1424
00:58:25,302 --> 00:58:28,337
(gate rattling)
1425
00:58:30,841 --> 00:58:34,376
(sombre piano music)
1426
00:58:35,246 --> 00:58:36,678
- [Gordo Voiceover]
Life tries to show us
1427
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,313
what we need to see
1428
00:58:38,315 --> 00:58:40,682
but it's never completely clear.
1429
00:58:42,186 --> 00:58:45,220
It's hard to look at
yourself objectively.
1430
00:58:49,093 --> 00:58:53,428
And what you see depends on
what you're willing to believe.
1431
00:58:53,998 --> 00:58:55,097
- All right.
(audience applauding)
1432
00:58:55,099 --> 00:58:56,331
All right, all right,
all right, all right.
1433
00:58:56,333 --> 00:58:59,735
This next guy is competing for
a slot in the closing night
1434
00:58:59,737 --> 00:59:01,136
of the "Bring the
Funny" showcase.
1435
00:59:01,138 --> 00:59:03,205
I want you to go absolutely
nuts for our next contestant.
1436
00:59:03,207 --> 00:59:05,140
Give it up for a very funny guy,
1437
00:59:05,142 --> 00:59:06,375
Mysterious Bag Man.
1438
00:59:06,377 --> 00:59:07,809
(audience cheering)
Yes!
1439
00:59:08,612 --> 00:59:12,614
- You know, I had this
girlfriend, it didn't work out.
1440
00:59:12,616 --> 00:59:13,382
She left me.
1441
00:59:13,384 --> 00:59:14,750
(audience laughing)
1442
00:59:14,752 --> 00:59:18,620
She said, I can never
tell what you're thinking.
1443
00:59:18,622 --> 00:59:20,722
I'm like, what do you want?
1444
00:59:20,724 --> 00:59:22,991
This is the only
expression I can draw.
1445
00:59:22,993 --> 00:59:26,762
(audience laughing)
1446
00:59:26,764 --> 00:59:28,664
(wrench cranking)
1447
00:59:28,666 --> 00:59:33,101
(pleasant instrumental music)
1448
00:59:36,774 --> 00:59:42,177
I'd kiss her and she'd
complain about paper cuts.
1449
00:59:42,179 --> 00:59:42,945
When we made love,
1450
00:59:42,947 --> 00:59:45,981
she said it was like
humping a Happy Meal.
1451
00:59:45,983 --> 00:59:48,917
(audience laughing)
1452
00:59:48,919 --> 00:59:52,654
(electrical fizzling)
1453
00:59:58,495 --> 01:00:00,062
The whole time it's all about
1454
01:00:00,064 --> 01:00:02,464
what she wants, what she needs.
1455
01:00:02,466 --> 01:00:05,000
Banging on my door
day and night.
1456
01:00:05,402 --> 01:00:07,803
Eventually, I had
to let her out.
1457
01:00:07,805 --> 01:00:11,273
(audience laughing)
1458
01:00:13,577 --> 01:00:16,578
(Polaroid camera buzzing)
1459
01:00:16,580 --> 01:00:21,016
(pleasant instrumental music)
1460
01:00:28,258 --> 01:00:31,293
(keys clinking)
1461
01:00:32,062 --> 01:00:33,395
(audience cheering)
1462
01:00:33,397 --> 01:00:35,163
- Come back out
here, dude, come on!
1463
01:00:35,165 --> 01:00:36,765
Very good, now...
1464
01:00:36,767 --> 01:00:38,266
So you just won your way
through to the final round,
1465
01:00:38,268 --> 01:00:40,535
a shot at the big
time, how's it feel?
1466
01:00:40,537 --> 01:00:41,737
How's it feel?
1467
01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:43,939
- Kinda dirty.
1468
01:00:43,941 --> 01:00:45,107
- Oh, okay.
(audience laughing)
1469
01:00:45,109 --> 01:00:47,676
Guys, give it up for
this guy one more time.
1470
01:00:47,678 --> 01:00:49,611
Mysterious Bag Man.
1471
01:00:49,613 --> 01:00:50,212
Huh?
1472
01:00:50,214 --> 01:00:52,514
Thanks for coming out!
1473
01:01:08,298 --> 01:01:11,833
(sombre piano music)
1474
01:01:44,368 --> 01:01:45,534
(door thudding)
1475
01:01:45,536 --> 01:01:46,601
- Hey.
1476
01:01:48,372 --> 01:01:49,404
Busted.
1477
01:01:54,411 --> 01:01:55,877
- What're you doing here?
1478
01:01:55,879 --> 01:01:59,147
- I was just looking
for some paper and...
1479
01:01:59,149 --> 01:01:59,881
I...
1480
01:01:59,883 --> 01:02:02,084
- Who said you
could look at that?
1481
01:02:02,086 --> 01:02:04,519
- Travis, is this you?
1482
01:02:04,521 --> 01:02:07,355
- I said, that's private.
1483
01:02:08,358 --> 01:02:09,758
- Sorry, I just...
1484
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:10,892
I wanted to pop--
1485
01:02:10,894 --> 01:02:11,960
- You know,
1486
01:02:11,962 --> 01:02:12,828
you just...
1487
01:02:12,830 --> 01:02:15,163
you just can't barge in
and out of people's lives
1488
01:02:15,165 --> 01:02:16,398
whenever you feel like it!
1489
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:20,335
- Wow, okay, that's not
what's happening here, Travis.
1490
01:02:20,938 --> 01:02:21,803
I tried to call you.
1491
01:02:21,805 --> 01:02:25,707
There's something
I need to tell you.
1492
01:02:26,276 --> 01:02:28,009
- Yeah, I know.
1493
01:02:28,011 --> 01:02:30,812
What makes you think
I fucking care?
1494
01:02:34,485 --> 01:02:38,720
- I don't know what happened
to make you like this
1495
01:02:39,056 --> 01:02:40,255
but it wasn't me, okay?
1496
01:02:40,257 --> 01:02:42,057
I didn't do this!
1497
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:43,892
- Get out!
1498
01:02:56,740 --> 01:03:00,375
(sombre guitar music)
1499
01:03:14,024 --> 01:03:15,857
(birds chirping)
1500
01:03:15,859 --> 01:03:19,828
¶ Was our love
1501
01:03:19,830 --> 01:03:24,399
¶ Just a song
1502
01:03:24,401 --> 01:03:27,402
¶ I went to bed
1503
01:03:27,404 --> 01:03:32,140
¶ Thinking everything
was wrong ¶
1504
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:38,246
- Travis.
1505
01:03:38,248 --> 01:03:39,948
We need to talk.
1506
01:03:41,218 --> 01:03:42,250
Now!
1507
01:03:42,586 --> 01:03:45,387
Now you told me that you
were gonna talk to somebody
1508
01:03:45,389 --> 01:03:47,088
about your issues.
1509
01:03:47,925 --> 01:03:48,990
- I've been talking
1510
01:03:48,992 --> 01:03:51,059
to a lot of people.
- Well, we both know
1511
01:03:51,061 --> 01:03:53,862
that this is not what I meant.
1512
01:03:55,098 --> 01:03:58,600
How many second chances do
you think I'm gonna give you?
1513
01:03:58,602 --> 01:03:59,835
- Technically just one.
1514
01:03:59,837 --> 01:04:02,604
After that would be a
third and fourth and--
1515
01:04:02,606 --> 01:04:05,941
- You have been accused
of getting students drunk
1516
01:04:05,943 --> 01:04:08,643
in the toilets after hours.
1517
01:04:08,645 --> 01:04:10,445
- Student, just one.
1518
01:04:10,447 --> 01:04:11,847
I thought I'd start
slow and work my way up.
1519
01:04:11,849 --> 01:04:14,382
- Of trying to run
over a student?
1520
01:04:14,384 --> 01:04:19,387
Of making sexual
advances with a student?
1521
01:04:19,389 --> 01:04:22,090
- They started it
and she kissed me.
1522
01:04:22,092 --> 01:04:23,191
- The girl's sister told me
1523
01:04:23,193 --> 01:04:26,161
that she's been spending
nights in your apartment.
1524
01:04:26,163 --> 01:04:27,362
Is that true?
1525
01:04:29,666 --> 01:04:31,066
- Well, not anymore.
1526
01:04:31,068 --> 01:04:32,934
So everybody happy now?
1527
01:04:35,005 --> 01:04:38,340
(ukulele plucking)
1528
01:04:39,710 --> 01:04:41,509
(upbeat ukulele music)
1529
01:04:41,511 --> 01:04:42,477
Gordo, can we talk?
1530
01:04:42,479 --> 01:04:44,946
- Hey, Trav, long
time no see, man!
1531
01:04:44,948 --> 01:04:46,147
Oh, well, ever.
1532
01:04:46,149 --> 01:04:47,048
- Yeah, ha.
- Really but--
1533
01:04:47,050 --> 01:04:48,049
- Yo, can you stop playing that,
1534
01:04:48,051 --> 01:04:49,284
I need to tell you something.
1535
01:04:49,286 --> 01:04:50,285
- Yeah, so tell me.
1536
01:04:50,287 --> 01:04:53,088
- Not why you're playing
that stupid goddamn song.
1537
01:04:53,090 --> 01:04:54,055
- Fine.
1538
01:04:54,057 --> 01:04:54,789
(ukulele plucking)
1539
01:04:54,791 --> 01:04:56,658
- I said stop it, all right!
1540
01:04:56,660 --> 01:04:58,760
(ukulele clattering)
1541
01:04:58,762 --> 01:04:59,561
- What the fuck?
1542
01:04:59,563 --> 01:05:02,030
(ukulele crunching)
What was that for?
1543
01:05:02,032 --> 01:05:03,899
- Shit, man, I...
1544
01:05:03,901 --> 01:05:05,433
Here, I'm sorry.
1545
01:05:13,076 --> 01:05:16,478
(Gordo gasping)
1546
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:18,113
Just say something.
1547
01:05:18,115 --> 01:05:19,114
She went back to him.
1548
01:05:19,116 --> 01:05:22,050
- Well what did you
expect, you asshole?
1549
01:05:22,052 --> 01:05:24,019
- What, because I'm like this?
1550
01:05:24,021 --> 01:05:24,819
- No.
1551
01:05:24,821 --> 01:05:27,722
Because you're such a
fucking Nancy Hofstetter!
1552
01:05:27,724 --> 01:05:28,857
- A what?
1553
01:05:29,293 --> 01:05:30,325
- Nancy Hofstetter, man.
1554
01:05:30,327 --> 01:05:32,260
She's a girl I knew
in high school.
1555
01:05:32,262 --> 01:05:36,231
She wanted me to fuck her but
not put it in all the way.
1556
01:05:36,233 --> 01:05:37,565
Just the tip.
1557
01:05:37,567 --> 01:05:38,767
But that's you!
1558
01:05:39,069 --> 01:05:41,236
- I don't want you
to fuck me with any--
1559
01:05:41,238 --> 01:05:43,004
- Not me, fool!
1560
01:05:43,006 --> 01:05:44,072
Life!
1561
01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:46,608
You want life but
you won't let it in
1562
01:05:46,610 --> 01:05:49,110
in all its throbbing,
meaty glory.
1563
01:05:49,112 --> 01:05:52,047
You want life to fuck
you but with just the tip
1564
01:05:52,049 --> 01:05:53,581
and that's bullshit, my friend.
1565
01:05:53,583 --> 01:05:58,086
You gotta let life stick it
to you all the way, ball deep!
1566
01:05:58,088 --> 01:06:01,222
You gotta deep throat the
whole fucking catastrophe,
1567
01:06:01,224 --> 01:06:02,057
swallow and smile,
1568
01:06:02,059 --> 01:06:05,460
because what's life without
the fucking money shot?
1569
01:06:05,462 --> 01:06:07,262
It's all just
meaningless foreplay
1570
01:06:07,264 --> 01:06:09,864
and you end up jacking off.
1571
01:06:09,866 --> 01:06:11,066
Alone.
1572
01:06:11,068 --> 01:06:14,736
(sombre guitar music)
1573
01:06:17,307 --> 01:06:21,209
(walking stick rattling)
1574
01:06:28,385 --> 01:06:29,551
- [Gordo Voiceover]
When you hit that point
1575
01:06:29,553 --> 01:06:32,887
at which everything
seems at its crappest...
1576
01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:34,522
- Sorry.
- Sorry.
1577
01:06:34,524 --> 01:06:35,757
- [Gordo Voiceover] You
might just find that
1578
01:06:35,759 --> 01:06:38,226
breaking your ukulele
can be the best thing
1579
01:06:38,228 --> 01:06:40,061
that ever happened to you.
1580
01:06:40,063 --> 01:06:40,929
- [Gordo] My fault.
1581
01:06:40,931 --> 01:06:42,263
- Oh no, my fault.
1582
01:06:42,265 --> 01:06:43,465
What was that?
1583
01:06:44,134 --> 01:06:45,433
- My ukulele.
1584
01:06:45,435 --> 01:06:47,035
It was shattered already.
1585
01:06:47,037 --> 01:06:47,869
- Aw.
1586
01:06:47,871 --> 01:06:48,937
- Yours?
1587
01:06:49,539 --> 01:06:51,039
(guitar strumming)
1588
01:06:51,041 --> 01:06:52,407
- I'm all good.
1589
01:06:52,409 --> 01:06:54,175
- Well, sorry.
1590
01:06:54,177 --> 01:06:56,611
- Happens to me all the time.
1591
01:06:56,613 --> 01:06:58,346
- Yeah, same.
1592
01:07:00,350 --> 01:07:04,252
(walking stick clacking)
1593
01:07:05,522 --> 01:07:06,654
I'm Gordo.
1594
01:07:07,324 --> 01:07:08,723
- Eve.
1595
01:07:08,725 --> 01:07:11,192
- Nice to meet you, Eve.
1596
01:07:11,194 --> 01:07:14,362
(pleasant music)
1597
01:07:16,266 --> 01:07:19,367
- And you are listening
to all the nonstop hits
1598
01:07:19,369 --> 01:07:20,268
with Mikey and Sunny
1599
01:07:20,270 --> 01:07:22,704
and when we're back we'll
be taking some calls.
1600
01:07:22,706 --> 01:07:24,706
What's on the
agenda today, Mikey?
1601
01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:26,441
- Well, girls, I wanna hear
1602
01:07:26,443 --> 01:07:29,544
about the wrongest
guy you've ever dated.
1603
01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:30,345
(motor puttering)
1604
01:07:30,347 --> 01:07:31,546
Let's start with you, Sunny.
1605
01:07:31,548 --> 01:07:33,281
Who's your wrongest guy?
1606
01:07:34,084 --> 01:07:35,550
- Uh.
1607
01:07:35,552 --> 01:07:36,584
Em.
1608
01:07:36,953 --> 01:07:39,888
Why don't we go to a song
while I think about that?
1609
01:07:39,890 --> 01:07:43,458
(motor puttering)
1610
01:07:43,460 --> 01:07:45,326
(tyres screeching)
1611
01:07:45,328 --> 01:07:48,797
(faint radio music)
1612
01:07:54,571 --> 01:07:56,438
- Babe, this is what
we signed on for.
1613
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:58,239
You've got your face
on a thousand buses.
1614
01:07:58,241 --> 01:08:01,209
- Oh wow, eat your heart
out, Helen of Troy.
1615
01:08:01,211 --> 01:08:02,243
- What more do you want?
1616
01:08:02,245 --> 01:08:03,278
- I don't want that.
1617
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:04,145
I don't want you to--
1618
01:08:04,147 --> 01:08:05,480
- Oh, come on, don't
flake out on me now.
1619
01:08:05,482 --> 01:08:06,881
Stick with the programme.
1620
01:08:06,883 --> 01:08:07,849
Smile in the voice.
1621
01:08:07,851 --> 01:08:09,517
They can hear it, okay?
1622
01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:14,889
And we are back with Mikey
and Sunny in the morning.
1623
01:08:14,891 --> 01:08:15,690
Keeping it real.
1624
01:08:15,692 --> 01:08:18,393
First up, we have
our next caller.
1625
01:08:21,264 --> 01:08:24,933
(audience applauding)
1626
01:08:26,837 --> 01:08:27,569
- Thank you.
1627
01:08:27,571 --> 01:08:30,638
When we return, the moment
you've all been waiting for.
1628
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:32,340
The "Hunger Games" of funny.
1629
01:08:32,342 --> 01:08:34,209
The final
winner-takes-it-all round
1630
01:08:34,211 --> 01:08:37,145
of the BTF unsigned
open mic competition.
1631
01:08:37,147 --> 01:08:40,815
(audience applauding)
1632
01:08:47,991 --> 01:08:51,359
(crowd chattering)
1633
01:08:54,564 --> 01:08:56,131
- Travis.
1634
01:08:56,133 --> 01:08:57,398
Aren't you doing well?
1635
01:08:57,400 --> 01:08:58,733
It's great to see you, man.
1636
01:08:58,735 --> 01:09:00,201
It's great to see you.
1637
01:09:00,203 --> 01:09:02,237
- Mikey, on in five.
1638
01:09:02,539 --> 01:09:03,905
- All right, well I'll
leave you kids to catch up.
1639
01:09:03,907 --> 01:09:06,808
You've got plenty to
talk about, no doubt.
1640
01:09:10,580 --> 01:09:11,713
- [Sunny] Hey.
1641
01:09:15,986 --> 01:09:18,186
- I heard you on the radio.
1642
01:09:18,188 --> 01:09:19,754
- What did you think?
1643
01:09:21,258 --> 01:09:23,191
- You have to ask?
1644
01:09:25,262 --> 01:09:26,528
- Money's good.
1645
01:09:27,497 --> 01:09:28,696
- Yeah, I bet.
1646
01:09:29,733 --> 01:09:30,765
- Well,
1647
01:09:31,868 --> 01:09:34,502
good luck out there.
1648
01:09:37,807 --> 01:09:40,308
(audience laughing)
1649
01:09:40,310 --> 01:09:41,109
- So I've gotta go.
1650
01:09:41,111 --> 01:09:42,644
There's a girl waiting
for me backstage
1651
01:09:42,646 --> 01:09:45,580
with a monkey wrench
and a grease gun.
1652
01:09:45,582 --> 01:09:46,748
(audience applauding)
- Yeah!
1653
01:09:46,750 --> 01:09:51,119
The lesbolicious Rebecca
Talay, ladies and gentlemen!
1654
01:09:51,121 --> 01:09:51,686
Yeah!
1655
01:09:51,688 --> 01:09:54,055
All right, our next
contestant is also bent
1656
01:09:54,057 --> 01:09:56,391
but not sexually,
he's just plain bent.
1657
01:09:56,393 --> 01:09:59,727
Welcome to the stage,
the Mysterious Bag Man.
1658
01:09:59,729 --> 01:10:02,997
(audience applauding)
1659
01:10:02,999 --> 01:10:05,033
Now I love Bag Man,
we've shared a lot,
1660
01:10:05,035 --> 01:10:07,669
but I should warn you,
he's an angry young dude
1661
01:10:07,671 --> 01:10:08,469
and why shouldn't he be?
1662
01:10:08,471 --> 01:10:09,437
He's got cerebral palsy?
1663
01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:12,240
No, that's not just
a bad hangover.
1664
01:10:12,642 --> 01:10:15,043
Now, he's just come here
straight from therapy.
1665
01:10:15,045 --> 01:10:16,010
Therapy, what is that?
1666
01:10:16,012 --> 01:10:17,679
Is that just paying
someone to be your friend?
1667
01:10:17,681 --> 01:10:18,713
(audience laughing)
With therapy,
1668
01:10:18,715 --> 01:10:19,847
what're you paying for, really?
1669
01:10:19,849 --> 01:10:22,383
Are you paying for someone
to listen to your problems
1670
01:10:22,385 --> 01:10:25,553
or are you paying so you don't
have to listen to theirs?
1671
01:10:25,555 --> 01:10:26,254
You tell me.
1672
01:10:26,256 --> 01:10:27,121
(audience laughing)
1673
01:10:27,123 --> 01:10:28,590
- What do you
think you're doing?
1674
01:10:28,592 --> 01:10:30,358
- What, you don't
like those jokes?
1675
01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:31,793
- Yeah, they're great.
1676
01:10:31,795 --> 01:10:33,661
I know because I wrote them.
1677
01:10:33,663 --> 01:10:36,264
- Yeah, for me, I
paid you actually.
1678
01:10:36,266 --> 01:10:39,067
(audience laughing)
Awkward.
1679
01:10:39,069 --> 01:10:40,235
- Well then,
1680
01:10:41,571 --> 01:10:45,873
I guess I can't do
this one or this one
1681
01:10:45,875 --> 01:10:47,141
or this one!
1682
01:10:47,143 --> 01:10:48,910
Or these!
1683
01:10:48,912 --> 01:10:49,978
Screw it!
1684
01:10:50,614 --> 01:10:52,714
You know, congratulations.
1685
01:10:53,617 --> 01:10:54,682
You win.
1686
01:10:55,285 --> 01:10:56,684
Don't you have enough already?
1687
01:10:56,686 --> 01:10:58,586
And now you want this too?
1688
01:10:58,588 --> 01:11:00,688
- Come on, man, surely
you got something else.
1689
01:11:00,690 --> 01:11:02,357
What about one of
those fun stories
1690
01:11:02,359 --> 01:11:05,260
about what an
angry dude you are?
1691
01:11:05,262 --> 01:11:06,327
No?
1692
01:11:06,329 --> 01:11:07,028
Awkward.
1693
01:11:07,030 --> 01:11:09,330
Okay, folks, we might
just take a little break.
1694
01:11:09,332 --> 01:11:11,599
- You know, wait,
1695
01:11:11,601 --> 01:11:12,667
sure.
1696
01:11:13,470 --> 01:11:14,602
All right.
1697
01:11:14,938 --> 01:11:17,605
Here's a story, just for you.
1698
01:11:18,541 --> 01:11:21,943
It's about a kid,
three years old,
1699
01:11:21,945 --> 01:11:24,312
loved playing in the
rain with his dog.
1700
01:11:24,314 --> 01:11:26,848
- I hope it's got
a good punchline.
1701
01:11:27,450 --> 01:11:28,383
(sombre piano music)
1702
01:11:28,385 --> 01:11:34,255
- So this kid is out
playing in the rain,
1703
01:11:34,758 --> 01:11:37,392
jumping from puddle
to puddle with his dog
1704
01:11:37,394 --> 01:11:38,726
and he lives in this old house
1705
01:11:38,728 --> 01:11:42,597
with like a million stairs going
all the way up to the door.
1706
01:11:42,599 --> 01:11:45,266
And they run inside,
dripping wet.
1707
01:11:45,635 --> 01:11:48,002
Puddles all over the floor.
1708
01:11:48,438 --> 01:11:50,571
The dog, he runs
up to the kid's dad
1709
01:11:50,573 --> 01:11:54,809
sitting in his favourite
chair watching TV.
1710
01:11:56,613 --> 01:11:58,613
And just shakes.
1711
01:12:01,017 --> 01:12:02,717
As dogs do.
1712
01:12:02,719 --> 01:12:05,520
(audience chuckling)
1713
01:12:05,522 --> 01:12:06,220
And this dad,
1714
01:12:06,222 --> 01:12:09,057
he's got a bit of a temper.
1715
01:12:09,959 --> 01:12:11,859
Yeah, a bit of a temper.
1716
01:12:13,063 --> 01:12:14,862
And he grabs the dog
1717
01:12:15,665 --> 01:12:17,899
and he throws it
out into the rain,
1718
01:12:17,901 --> 01:12:20,735
down the stairs.
1719
01:12:21,471 --> 01:12:24,272
The kid is upset.
1720
01:12:25,075 --> 01:12:26,974
Starts hitting the dad.
1721
01:12:27,277 --> 01:12:30,678
Maybe he's inherited
a bit of his anger.
1722
01:12:32,349 --> 01:12:35,249
So the dad picks
up the little boy,
1723
01:12:35,518 --> 01:12:38,953
he picks him up and
he throws him out too.
1724
01:12:38,955 --> 01:12:41,289
Down the stairs,
out into the rain.
1725
01:12:41,291 --> 01:12:44,292
Breaks his arm,
bone sticking out.
1726
01:12:44,294 --> 01:12:46,294
Fractures his vertebrae,
1727
01:12:46,296 --> 01:12:47,695
cracks his skull.
1728
01:12:47,697 --> 01:12:49,697
The mom, the mom sees this,
1729
01:12:49,699 --> 01:12:53,501
she sees this and she tries
to help the little boy.
1730
01:12:53,837 --> 01:12:55,837
But the dad, he stops her.
1731
01:12:55,839 --> 01:12:58,306
He makes her go back inside
1732
01:12:58,308 --> 01:13:01,109
because it's raining after all.
1733
01:13:01,478 --> 01:13:03,978
(dramatic piano music)
1734
01:13:03,980 --> 01:13:05,813
So here's this boy,
1735
01:13:06,349 --> 01:13:07,348
lying in the mud,
1736
01:13:07,350 --> 01:13:10,918
brain bleeding on the
inside of his head,
1737
01:13:11,955 --> 01:13:13,187
he could die.
1738
01:13:14,758 --> 01:13:16,457
But he's not that lucky.
1739
01:13:16,860 --> 01:13:20,061
He gets to live
with brain damage
1740
01:13:20,063 --> 01:13:21,963
in steel bolts and crews
1741
01:13:21,965 --> 01:13:27,101
and tests and scans
and operations and...
1742
01:13:27,103 --> 01:13:28,436
and pain.
1743
01:13:30,673 --> 01:13:34,108
And nobody wanting
to play with him
1744
01:13:34,110 --> 01:13:35,877
because he can't keep up
1745
01:13:37,514 --> 01:13:39,213
and he's a freak.
1746
01:13:43,153 --> 01:13:45,987
And he will spend
the rest of his life
1747
01:13:45,989 --> 01:13:49,056
scaring off anybody
who gets too close
1748
01:13:49,426 --> 01:13:53,461
so he can pretend
that's what he wants.
1749
01:13:59,102 --> 01:14:01,569
- Okay, we might
just leave it there.
1750
01:14:01,571 --> 01:14:02,403
- You know that saying,
1751
01:14:02,405 --> 01:14:04,272
when they made him
they broke the mould?
1752
01:14:04,274 --> 01:14:08,876
Well I'm the guy they made
after him with a broken mould.
1753
01:14:09,212 --> 01:14:14,315
And that's why I get to tell
these jokes and you don't!
1754
01:14:14,717 --> 01:14:17,952
You know, yeah, I've
been to therapy.
1755
01:14:17,954 --> 01:14:20,121
They say I have anger problems.
1756
01:14:20,123 --> 01:14:22,790
Well I don't actually
think I have a problem.
1757
01:14:22,792 --> 01:14:24,358
I think it's this guy
who's about to have
1758
01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:26,461
this microphone stand
jammed up his ass
1759
01:14:26,463 --> 01:14:28,196
who's go the problem!
1760
01:14:28,465 --> 01:14:30,832
So is that enough of a
punchline for you, fuck face?
1761
01:14:30,834 --> 01:14:31,999
You tell me!
1762
01:14:32,001 --> 01:14:34,202
(Travis thudding)
1763
01:14:34,204 --> 01:14:36,270
(people chattering)
1764
01:14:36,272 --> 01:14:36,904
Ugh, see?
1765
01:14:36,906 --> 01:14:39,140
I don't need a girl to
knock me off my feet,
1766
01:14:39,142 --> 01:14:40,641
I can do it all by myself.
1767
01:14:40,643 --> 01:14:41,642
- [Mikey] Hey, come on.
1768
01:14:41,644 --> 01:14:42,543
- Fuck off!
1769
01:14:42,545 --> 01:14:43,511
(audience gasping)
1770
01:14:43,513 --> 01:14:44,445
Back off!
1771
01:14:44,447 --> 01:14:45,713
I don't need you!
1772
01:14:45,715 --> 01:14:47,081
I don't need anyone!
1773
01:14:47,083 --> 01:14:49,617
(chairs thudding)
1774
01:14:49,619 --> 01:14:51,052
(glasses clattering)
1775
01:14:51,054 --> 01:14:54,155
(ominous music)
1776
01:14:56,626 --> 01:14:58,526
(Barry chuckling)
1777
01:14:58,528 --> 01:15:02,463
(suspenseful beat music)
1778
01:15:13,309 --> 01:15:14,876
- [Man] Go have
another beer, freak!
1779
01:15:14,878 --> 01:15:16,611
- [Young Man] This
guy's off his tits.
1780
01:15:16,613 --> 01:15:17,912
- [Woman] Ugh, he's
trying to grope me!
1781
01:15:17,914 --> 01:15:21,816
- Hey, what're you doing
grabbing her, buddy?
1782
01:15:21,818 --> 01:15:22,483
Woo!
1783
01:15:22,485 --> 01:15:23,918
Hit the pole.
1784
01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:25,152
(Travis thudding)
1785
01:15:25,154 --> 01:15:27,021
Oi, he's taking a spill!
1786
01:15:27,023 --> 01:15:28,322
- Hey, stop it!
1787
01:15:28,324 --> 01:15:29,357
Piss off, you animals!
1788
01:15:29,359 --> 01:15:31,359
What're you staring
at, leave him alone!
1789
01:15:31,361 --> 01:15:32,627
- All right, then.
- Oh my God.
1790
01:15:32,629 --> 01:15:34,862
- Hey, Travis, it's Sunny.
1791
01:15:34,864 --> 01:15:36,130
It's okay, you're okay.
1792
01:15:36,132 --> 01:15:37,865
You're okay, you're okay.
1793
01:15:38,735 --> 01:15:40,034
(Sunny shushing)
1794
01:15:40,036 --> 01:15:40,968
Get off!
1795
01:15:40,970 --> 01:15:42,336
- I'm just calling an ambulance.
1796
01:15:42,338 --> 01:15:44,772
- Please, tell them to hurry.
- Ambulance.
1797
01:15:44,774 --> 01:15:46,007
- Are you Dame Edna?
1798
01:15:46,009 --> 01:15:46,807
- Not at the moment.
1799
01:15:46,809 --> 01:15:48,442
We've got a crisis here.
1800
01:15:48,444 --> 01:15:50,611
- Give me that, give me it.
1801
01:15:50,613 --> 01:15:51,913
Yes.
- Can I have your photo?
1802
01:15:51,915 --> 01:15:54,348
- We're on the corner of
Bray and King's Street.
1803
01:15:54,350 --> 01:15:56,684
(camera snapping)
Please hurry.
1804
01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:58,953
(girl giggling)
1805
01:15:58,955 --> 01:16:00,054
- Is he okay?
- He's calming down.
1806
01:16:00,056 --> 01:16:01,722
- [Barry] I think so.
1807
01:16:01,724 --> 01:16:02,490
- Yeah, yeah.
1808
01:16:02,492 --> 01:16:06,727
- [Barry] What that bastard
did was unacceptable.
1809
01:16:06,729 --> 01:16:07,828
(ambulance siren alarming)
1810
01:16:07,830 --> 01:16:11,098
(camera snapping)
1811
01:16:11,568 --> 01:16:14,835
(sirens alarming)
1812
01:16:17,206 --> 01:16:20,308
(child giggling)
1813
01:16:22,679 --> 01:16:25,947
(sombre music)
1814
01:16:25,949 --> 01:16:29,317
(traffic rumbling)
1815
01:16:31,521 --> 01:16:34,188
(aeroplane whooshing)
1816
01:16:34,190 --> 01:16:35,890
- [Travis] Thanks
for checking on me.
1817
01:16:35,892 --> 01:16:38,659
- [Kinski] Well, you gave
us all quite a scare.
1818
01:16:38,661 --> 01:16:39,360
- [Travis] Yeah.
1819
01:16:39,362 --> 01:16:41,963
- You know, I shouldn't
have been so hard lined.
1820
01:16:41,965 --> 01:16:44,198
It's your life after all.
1821
01:16:44,901 --> 01:16:46,834
- Yeah, sad but true.
1822
01:16:46,836 --> 01:16:48,035
- What about last night?
1823
01:16:48,037 --> 01:16:49,804
How're you feeling?
1824
01:16:49,806 --> 01:16:52,173
- I don't know,
I don't remember.
1825
01:16:52,475 --> 01:16:55,309
- You don't remember
any of this?
1826
01:16:56,045 --> 01:16:57,878
- Last thing I remember,
1827
01:16:58,147 --> 01:17:00,781
I was on stage telling
the world things
1828
01:17:00,783 --> 01:17:02,717
I never tell anybody.
1829
01:17:02,719 --> 01:17:04,852
(sombre music)
1830
01:17:04,854 --> 01:17:09,790
- Well, there was a bit of a
commotion after your seizure.
1831
01:17:10,627 --> 01:17:12,627
Sunny was there for you.
1832
01:17:14,297 --> 01:17:15,730
- Where is she now?
1833
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:19,333
- I'm sorry, Travis.
1834
01:17:21,337 --> 01:17:22,336
- You said that already.
1835
01:17:22,338 --> 01:17:25,072
- No, about what
happened to you as a kid.
1836
01:17:26,476 --> 01:17:28,943
It was a terrible thing.
1837
01:17:30,246 --> 01:17:32,713
- I'll be all right from here.
1838
01:17:33,249 --> 01:17:36,183
(sombre music)
1839
01:17:46,195 --> 01:17:49,296
- Wondered when
I'd see you again.
1840
01:17:49,298 --> 01:17:51,932
- Yeah, I've been
staying at Mikey's.
1841
01:17:52,635 --> 01:17:54,602
- And how's that working out?
1842
01:17:54,604 --> 01:17:57,071
- Well, it's no party
being in a relationship
1843
01:17:57,073 --> 01:18:00,374
with someone that wants
you to be somebody else.
1844
01:18:01,044 --> 01:18:03,544
- I'll add that to the list.
1845
01:18:03,546 --> 01:18:04,211
- The list?
1846
01:18:04,213 --> 01:18:06,881
- [Felicity] Things I
need to say sorry for.
1847
01:18:06,883 --> 01:18:09,550
- It's really not your fault.
1848
01:18:09,552 --> 01:18:10,751
- Are you sure?
1849
01:18:11,054 --> 01:18:13,220
I think I was the
number one cheerleader
1850
01:18:13,222 --> 01:18:15,623
for team Mikey from the get-go.
1851
01:18:15,625 --> 01:18:16,791
- Well, as you
said the other day,
1852
01:18:16,793 --> 01:18:18,793
I'm not your responsibility.
1853
01:18:19,095 --> 01:18:21,195
- I said a lot of shit
that wasn't right.
1854
01:18:21,197 --> 01:18:23,030
- [Sunny] Yeah, so did I.
1855
01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:26,667
- I didn't warn
you about that man
1856
01:18:27,303 --> 01:18:30,805
because I thought what he
did to me was my fault.
1857
01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:33,874
Because I was a bad person.
1858
01:18:34,177 --> 01:18:40,281
I never thought it could happen
to someone good, like you.
1859
01:18:41,517 --> 01:18:43,417
- You're not a bad person.
1860
01:18:44,487 --> 01:18:46,420
- When Mario died,
1861
01:18:46,422 --> 01:18:48,923
I let Travis see you with Mikey.
1862
01:18:50,526 --> 01:18:52,359
He took one look and bailed.
1863
01:18:53,362 --> 01:18:54,295
It was a shitty thing to do.
1864
01:18:54,297 --> 01:18:56,964
- Travis could've trusted
me, he could've spoken to me.
1865
01:18:56,966 --> 01:18:59,166
- Do you think you
could explain it?
1866
01:18:59,168 --> 01:19:00,701
Maybe you could still--
1867
01:19:00,703 --> 01:19:01,335
- What?
1868
01:19:01,337 --> 01:19:04,905
Just delay the inevitable?
1869
01:19:04,907 --> 01:19:05,973
Flic...
1870
01:19:06,509 --> 01:19:07,675
I can't be in a relationship
1871
01:19:07,677 --> 01:19:09,376
with someone that
doesn't trust me.
1872
01:19:09,378 --> 01:19:11,479
I think I'm done.
1873
01:19:22,291 --> 01:19:25,426
(Travis thudding)
1874
01:19:25,428 --> 01:19:27,962
(Travis huffing)
1875
01:19:27,964 --> 01:19:31,232
(plane whooshing)
1876
01:19:38,274 --> 01:19:42,109
(pleasant guitar music)
1877
01:19:45,715 --> 01:19:49,250
(entry bell ringing)
1878
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:07,868
¶ I know you're headed
in the right direction ¶
1879
01:20:07,870 --> 01:20:11,138
¶ I gotta tell you
I'm so proud of you ¶
1880
01:20:11,140 --> 01:20:16,977
¶ Found your demons
and let them go ¶
1881
01:20:17,313 --> 01:20:20,381
¶ I hope you let it
all rest in peace ¶
1882
01:20:20,383 --> 01:20:23,617
¶ 'Cause I still pass
by your lonely home ¶
1883
01:20:23,619 --> 01:20:28,322
¶ You let it behind
and hit the road ¶
1884
01:20:28,324 --> 01:20:32,126
(pleasant guitar music)
1885
01:20:55,084 --> 01:20:58,552
¶ So are you happy
with your reflection ¶
1886
01:20:58,554 --> 01:21:01,789
¶ Never wonder
where you belong ¶
1887
01:21:01,791 --> 01:21:07,528
¶ Because the open
road is your home ¶
1888
01:21:07,897 --> 01:21:11,365
¶ Even safe without
my protection ¶
1889
01:21:11,367 --> 01:21:14,201
¶ I gotta tell
you I feel alone ¶
1890
01:21:14,203 --> 01:21:19,440
¶ Even though you
will never know ¶
1891
01:21:19,442 --> 01:21:22,476
(door creaking)
1892
01:21:24,947 --> 01:21:25,846
- Gordo!
1893
01:21:25,848 --> 01:21:27,348
(ukulele crunching)
1894
01:21:27,350 --> 01:21:29,850
- [Gordo] What the fuck?
1895
01:21:32,488 --> 01:21:34,488
Is this your idea of a joke?
1896
01:21:35,124 --> 01:21:35,789
(Travis sighing)
1897
01:21:35,791 --> 01:21:38,659
It was supposed to be a
gift to say I'm sorry.
1898
01:21:38,661 --> 01:21:42,863
- Who leaves a surprise gift
on the doorstep of a blind man?
1899
01:21:43,199 --> 01:21:45,733
- Dude, I think I messed up.
1900
01:21:45,735 --> 01:21:46,367
- You think?
1901
01:21:46,369 --> 01:21:48,869
I'm wearing a freaking
ukulele for a shoe.
1902
01:21:48,871 --> 01:21:50,638
- No, not that.
1903
01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:52,573
This is serious.
1904
01:21:54,277 --> 01:21:55,709
- What is it?
1905
01:21:55,711 --> 01:21:56,677
- Mario.
1906
01:21:56,679 --> 01:21:59,546
He's dead, that's what
she wanted to tell me
1907
01:21:59,548 --> 01:22:04,752
and I saw her hugging
Mikey and just assumed.
1908
01:22:05,554 --> 01:22:08,489
I gotta be the dumbest
person on the planet.
1909
01:22:08,491 --> 01:22:09,757
- No.
1910
01:22:09,759 --> 01:22:11,825
But you are a spiky asshole.
1911
01:22:11,827 --> 01:22:13,260
- I don't think so.
1912
01:22:13,262 --> 01:22:14,061
(door knocking)
1913
01:22:14,063 --> 01:22:15,562
- Hello?
- Fuck off!
1914
01:22:15,831 --> 01:22:18,866
- Oh, I've obviously
come to the right place.
1915
01:22:18,868 --> 01:22:21,001
Look, I believe these are yours.
1916
01:22:21,003 --> 01:22:22,803
- I don't need them anymore.
1917
01:22:22,805 --> 01:22:23,671
- You might.
1918
01:22:23,673 --> 01:22:24,538
- [Travis] I won't.
1919
01:22:24,540 --> 01:22:25,439
- You might.
- I won't.
1920
01:22:25,441 --> 01:22:26,206
- [Barry] You might.
1921
01:22:26,208 --> 01:22:28,575
- Can somebody tell me
what's going on here?
1922
01:22:28,577 --> 01:22:31,245
- The MC stole all his material.
1923
01:22:31,247 --> 01:22:32,546
- Mikey!
1924
01:22:32,548 --> 01:22:34,782
Oh that fucking cock.
1925
01:22:34,784 --> 01:22:37,084
- Well, you may say that.
1926
01:22:37,586 --> 01:22:39,019
I couldn't possibly comment.
1927
01:22:39,021 --> 01:22:40,421
- So what, is he the winner now?
1928
01:22:40,423 --> 01:22:45,092
- No, but the judges have
agreed to give your friend here
1929
01:22:45,094 --> 01:22:48,562
a spot in the showcase
as a wildcard.
1930
01:22:48,564 --> 01:22:49,229
- Awesome.
1931
01:22:49,231 --> 01:22:50,998
Ah, you are the man.
1932
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:52,533
- I best be off.
1933
01:22:52,535 --> 01:22:54,401
See you at the theatre later.
1934
01:22:54,403 --> 01:22:55,469
Sorry about the short notice
1935
01:22:55,471 --> 01:22:58,973
but pulling strings takes a
bit longer than I thought.
1936
01:23:00,142 --> 01:23:00,908
- Yes!
1937
01:23:00,910 --> 01:23:02,309
You hear that, bro?
1938
01:23:02,311 --> 01:23:03,644
That dude got you a wildcard.
1939
01:23:03,646 --> 01:23:05,679
You're back in the game!
1940
01:23:06,449 --> 01:23:07,314
- I don't care anymore.
1941
01:23:07,316 --> 01:23:09,683
- But you care about
her, don't you?
1942
01:23:10,886 --> 01:23:11,852
Hey, numbnuts!
1943
01:23:11,854 --> 01:23:13,354
You want to talk to her?
1944
01:23:13,356 --> 01:23:15,489
This could be your last shot.
1945
01:23:17,126 --> 01:23:20,794
(sombre guitar music)
1946
01:23:21,263 --> 01:23:24,531
(chains rattling)
1947
01:23:26,302 --> 01:23:27,501
(gate creaking)
1948
01:23:27,503 --> 01:23:29,536
(Gordo chuckling)
1949
01:23:29,538 --> 01:23:32,573
(door creaking)
1950
01:23:34,010 --> 01:23:36,944
(upbeat music)
1951
01:23:47,556 --> 01:23:50,791
(motor puttering)
1952
01:23:51,260 --> 01:23:54,361
(motor buzzing)
1953
01:23:59,235 --> 01:24:00,501
For Narnia!
1954
01:24:01,537 --> 01:24:04,438
(upbeat music)
1955
01:24:22,558 --> 01:24:23,257
- Tickets?
1956
01:24:23,259 --> 01:24:25,726
- We don't have
any tickets, Scott.
1957
01:24:25,728 --> 01:24:27,027
- Oh, then I can't admit you.
1958
01:24:27,029 --> 01:24:30,230
- Oh, no, he's in
the show, Scott.
1959
01:24:30,232 --> 01:24:31,031
- Really?
1960
01:24:31,033 --> 01:24:31,932
Congratulations.
1961
01:24:31,934 --> 01:24:32,599
- Thank you.
1962
01:24:32,601 --> 01:24:34,201
So you gonna let us in?
1963
01:24:34,203 --> 01:24:35,469
- No.
1964
01:24:35,471 --> 01:24:36,403
- But you just said.
1965
01:24:36,405 --> 01:24:38,972
- You can go to the stage
door then onto the stage
1966
01:24:38,974 --> 01:24:42,242
but you cannot go
into the auditorium.
1967
01:24:42,244 --> 01:24:43,310
- Where's the stage door?
1968
01:24:43,312 --> 01:24:44,945
- Back down the concourse,
around the side,
1969
01:24:44,947 --> 01:24:47,247
around the back,
down the stairs.
1970
01:24:47,249 --> 01:24:47,981
(Travis sighing)
1971
01:24:47,983 --> 01:24:50,017
- Can't we just go
through here, Scott?
1972
01:24:50,486 --> 01:24:52,719
- Do you have a ticket?
1973
01:24:52,721 --> 01:24:53,887
- Oh, Scott.
1974
01:24:56,092 --> 01:24:57,624
Trav?
1975
01:24:57,626 --> 01:24:58,926
Trav?
1976
01:24:58,928 --> 01:25:01,128
- Come on, come on.
1977
01:25:01,130 --> 01:25:02,496
Come on.
1978
01:25:02,498 --> 01:25:05,699
- [Scott] Tickets.
1979
01:25:05,701 --> 01:25:06,834
- Sign in.
1980
01:25:10,239 --> 01:25:11,171
There's no plus ones.
1981
01:25:11,173 --> 01:25:12,339
Your friend can't
come backstage.
1982
01:25:12,341 --> 01:25:14,675
- Oh, he's disabled,
I'm his carer.
1983
01:25:14,677 --> 01:25:15,409
- You're blind.
1984
01:25:15,411 --> 01:25:17,945
He's an equal
opportunity employer.
1985
01:25:20,583 --> 01:25:22,349
(faint jazz music)
1986
01:25:22,351 --> 01:25:23,250
What're you gonna say?
1987
01:25:23,252 --> 01:25:25,185
- I have absolutely no clue.
1988
01:25:25,187 --> 01:25:27,087
- [Woman] Cue the dancing girls.
1989
01:25:27,089 --> 01:25:28,655
- Oh, dancing girls.
1990
01:25:29,925 --> 01:25:30,858
- Who are you?
1991
01:25:30,860 --> 01:25:32,559
- Oh, he's the wildcard.
1992
01:25:32,561 --> 01:25:34,628
The judge personally
came over to let him know
1993
01:25:34,630 --> 01:25:36,563
he had a slot on tonight's show.
1994
01:25:36,565 --> 01:25:38,031
Some unconscionable shit happen.
1995
01:25:38,033 --> 01:25:40,734
And bottom line, he
was freaking sabotaged.
1996
01:25:40,736 --> 01:25:41,935
- Yeah, I heard about that.
1997
01:25:41,937 --> 01:25:43,070
I saw it on Twitter.
1998
01:25:43,072 --> 01:25:44,271
Man, that was so uncool.
1999
01:25:44,273 --> 01:25:46,707
- Yeah, that Mikey guy's a dick.
2000
01:25:46,709 --> 01:25:48,308
- And he's not good in bed.
2001
01:25:48,310 --> 01:25:49,143
Really bad.
2002
01:25:49,145 --> 01:25:50,377
- You're on here
but you're late.
2003
01:25:50,379 --> 01:25:52,880
You missed your
slot, you're cut.
2004
01:25:52,882 --> 01:25:53,981
- Come on, I just need like--
2005
01:25:53,983 --> 01:25:54,848
- It's live television.
2006
01:25:54,850 --> 01:25:57,518
Everybody gets seven
minutes, that's how it goes.
2007
01:25:57,520 --> 01:25:58,318
It's a tough break.
2008
01:25:58,320 --> 01:25:59,620
You gotta get here on time.
2009
01:25:59,622 --> 01:26:00,721
- Come on!
2010
01:26:00,723 --> 01:26:02,556
Where's your fucking heart?
2011
01:26:02,558 --> 01:26:03,490
Can't you see this guy's
2012
01:26:03,492 --> 01:26:06,527
all twisted up emotionally
and physically?
2013
01:26:06,862 --> 01:26:11,198
He's in love and his
girl is out there.
2014
01:26:11,200 --> 01:26:12,199
And...
2015
01:26:12,201 --> 01:26:13,333
And this is his last shot.
2016
01:26:13,335 --> 01:26:15,035
- [Woman] I'm sorry, I
can't just make time.
2017
01:26:15,037 --> 01:26:17,204
- Do you really love
this girl, for real?
2018
01:26:17,206 --> 01:26:18,205
- Yes, for real.
2019
01:26:18,207 --> 01:26:20,641
(audience laughing
and applauding)
2020
01:26:20,643 --> 01:26:21,175
- Well,
2021
01:26:21,177 --> 01:26:23,477
can he have two of my minutes?
2022
01:26:23,479 --> 01:26:24,077
- I guess.
2023
01:26:24,079 --> 01:26:26,113
- There you go, I'll do five.
2024
01:26:27,383 --> 01:26:29,116
- Fine, I'll do
five minutes too.
2025
01:26:29,118 --> 01:26:30,217
You can have two of my minutes.
2026
01:26:30,219 --> 01:26:33,921
- All right, I guess I
could cut alarm clock enema.
2027
01:26:34,323 --> 01:26:36,156
You can have two
of my minutes too.
2028
01:26:36,158 --> 01:26:36,857
- Thank you!
2029
01:26:36,859 --> 01:26:39,526
Thank you so much!
2030
01:26:39,528 --> 01:26:40,394
- You good to go now?
2031
01:26:40,396 --> 01:26:46,233
(audience applauding)
(girls giggling)
2032
01:26:48,704 --> 01:26:50,771
(Gordo sniffing)
2033
01:26:50,773 --> 01:26:54,007
(silly music)
2034
01:26:54,009 --> 01:26:57,477
(audience laughing)
2035
01:26:58,681 --> 01:27:01,114
- Hey man, where's
your paper bag?
2036
01:27:01,383 --> 01:27:03,283
- I'm not doing that anymore.
2037
01:27:03,285 --> 01:27:04,251
- Our next act,
2038
01:27:04,253 --> 01:27:05,919
he's our wildcard surprise,
2039
01:27:05,921 --> 01:27:08,121
it's the Bag Man, himself!
- Just get out there, man!
2040
01:27:08,123 --> 01:27:09,423
Kill it, you're
gonna be so good!
2041
01:27:09,425 --> 01:27:10,591
- Yeah, you go get 'em, bud.
2042
01:27:10,593 --> 01:27:11,491
- It's a good audience, man.
2043
01:27:11,493 --> 01:27:12,693
- Yeah, it's great.
(audience applauding)
2044
01:27:12,695 --> 01:27:13,560
- You got this!
2045
01:27:13,562 --> 01:27:17,231
(audience applauding)
2046
01:27:19,735 --> 01:27:20,567
- What the fuck?
2047
01:27:20,569 --> 01:27:21,301
I thought he lost.
2048
01:27:21,303 --> 01:27:23,604
Some people just don't
know when to quit.
2049
01:27:23,606 --> 01:27:27,274
(audience applauding)
2050
01:27:30,746 --> 01:27:31,345
- Um.
2051
01:27:31,347 --> 01:27:32,879
(Travis clearing throat)
2052
01:27:32,881 --> 01:27:33,880
(microphone ringing)
2053
01:27:33,882 --> 01:27:35,182
Could I...
2054
01:27:35,618 --> 01:27:39,853
- Somebody is about to
eat a big shit sandwich.
2055
01:27:39,855 --> 01:27:41,054
- No, uh...
2056
01:27:41,323 --> 01:27:43,557
Do you mind raising your
hands if you're cool
2057
01:27:43,559 --> 01:27:47,194
with me telling some jokes
about disabled people?
2058
01:27:49,365 --> 01:27:50,631
(people laughing)
2059
01:27:50,633 --> 01:27:54,468
All right, well that's fucking
great, you sick bastards.
2060
01:27:54,470 --> 01:27:57,938
(audience laughing)
2061
01:27:58,340 --> 01:28:01,275
Why'd you all laugh at that?
2062
01:28:01,910 --> 01:28:05,646
People like to make
fun of the disabled
2063
01:28:07,016 --> 01:28:08,115
and why not?
2064
01:28:08,117 --> 01:28:08,849
You know, right?
2065
01:28:08,851 --> 01:28:10,851
They say laughter is
the best medicine.
2066
01:28:10,853 --> 01:28:12,419
Well, if that's the case,
2067
01:28:12,421 --> 01:28:13,754
the only reason why I'm
still walking like this
2068
01:28:13,756 --> 01:28:17,024
is because you people aren't
making fun of me enough.
2069
01:28:17,026 --> 01:28:18,992
You gotta lift up your game.
2070
01:28:18,994 --> 01:28:21,595
(audience laughing)
2071
01:28:21,597 --> 01:28:22,796
(pleasant music)
2072
01:28:22,798 --> 01:28:23,964
Why did God make spastics?
2073
01:28:23,966 --> 01:28:27,868
I mean, You're
omnipotent, right?
2074
01:28:27,870 --> 01:28:29,569
And this is the best You can do?
2075
01:28:29,571 --> 01:28:34,541
This body is like a
1985 Nissan Skyline.
2076
01:28:34,910 --> 01:28:37,611
It'll get you to
where you need to go
2077
01:28:37,846 --> 01:28:39,479
but you wouldn't
recommend it to anyone
2078
01:28:39,481 --> 01:28:41,181
and you're not gonna
get a lot of chicks
2079
01:28:41,183 --> 01:28:42,382
lining up for a ride.
2080
01:28:42,384 --> 01:28:45,285
(audience laughing)
2081
01:28:45,287 --> 01:28:46,053
You know?
2082
01:28:46,055 --> 01:28:48,255
When you've got Cerebral Palsy,
2083
01:28:48,257 --> 01:28:51,024
you know, it's hard
to pick up a girl.
2084
01:28:51,260 --> 01:28:53,860
It's hard to pick up a glass.
2085
01:28:54,163 --> 01:28:56,863
You know, when I meet a
girl for the first time
2086
01:28:56,865 --> 01:28:57,931
I always get the same look
2087
01:28:57,933 --> 01:29:00,634
and they always ask
me that same question.
2088
01:29:00,636 --> 01:29:03,603
How did you get into my room?
2089
01:29:03,605 --> 01:29:05,672
(audience laughing)
2090
01:29:05,674 --> 01:29:06,640
So I met this girl.
2091
01:29:06,642 --> 01:29:09,109
Yeah, yeah.
(audience laughing)
2092
01:29:09,111 --> 01:29:10,877
That wasn't the joke.
2093
01:29:11,313 --> 01:29:15,315
But she was smart and beautiful
2094
01:29:15,317 --> 01:29:16,950
and funny and...
2095
01:29:16,952 --> 01:29:21,855
And smelled like the
best breakfast cereal.
2096
01:29:21,857 --> 01:29:22,856
(audience laughing)
2097
01:29:22,858 --> 01:29:26,159
And she didn't look at
me like everyone else.
2098
01:29:26,161 --> 01:29:29,062
In fact, she fell for me.
2099
01:29:30,165 --> 01:29:30,931
Which was new.
2100
01:29:30,933 --> 01:29:34,034
Usually I'm the one
doing the falling.
2101
01:29:34,036 --> 01:29:37,404
(audience laughing)
2102
01:29:37,406 --> 01:29:38,772
I gotta confess,
2103
01:29:39,341 --> 01:29:41,842
I felt a little self-conscious.
2104
01:29:41,844 --> 01:29:45,379
So I started wearing
a bag over my head,
2105
01:29:45,381 --> 01:29:47,381
which some of you saw that, huh?
2106
01:29:47,383 --> 01:29:48,348
(audience applauding)
2107
01:29:48,350 --> 01:29:52,586
I thought it might had the
fact that I had problems.
2108
01:29:53,622 --> 01:29:56,056
Well, that was a mistake.
2109
01:29:56,058 --> 01:29:57,190
Who knew?
2110
01:29:57,860 --> 01:29:59,659
Oh yeah, you all did.
2111
01:29:59,661 --> 01:30:01,328
(audience laughing)
2112
01:30:01,330 --> 01:30:01,862
Yeah.
2113
01:30:01,864 --> 01:30:06,767
Is anyone in this room that's
not self-conscious or insecure?
2114
01:30:07,469 --> 01:30:08,301
Oh.
2115
01:30:08,303 --> 01:30:09,936
This guy's got his hand up.
2116
01:30:09,938 --> 01:30:12,606
Sir, do you not own a mirror?
2117
01:30:12,608 --> 01:30:14,674
(audience laughing)
2118
01:30:14,676 --> 01:30:16,843
Like, I can talk.
2119
01:30:16,845 --> 01:30:18,145
When God made me He must've left
2120
01:30:18,147 --> 01:30:22,549
the instructions upside down
going through his Ikea phase.
2121
01:30:22,551 --> 01:30:23,817
(audience laughing)
2122
01:30:23,819 --> 01:30:25,852
I got a spare nut in
the drawer at home.
2123
01:30:25,854 --> 01:30:28,221
I don't know where
that fucker goes.
2124
01:30:28,223 --> 01:30:29,589
(audience laughing)
2125
01:30:29,591 --> 01:30:31,091
- You can't beat
a good ball joke.
2126
01:30:31,093 --> 01:30:32,726
- You sure can't, my friend.
2127
01:30:32,728 --> 01:30:33,293
- Yeah.
2128
01:30:33,295 --> 01:30:35,595
- But she picked right away
2129
01:30:35,597 --> 01:30:37,397
that I had a disability.
2130
01:30:37,399 --> 01:30:38,799
No,
2131
01:30:38,801 --> 01:30:39,766
not this.
2132
01:30:39,768 --> 01:30:43,870
I also suffer from a
debilitating condition
2133
01:30:43,872 --> 01:30:47,240
called Premature Rejeculation.
2134
01:30:47,242 --> 01:30:48,341
(audience laughing)
2135
01:30:48,343 --> 01:30:52,112
You know how some
men come too soon?
2136
01:30:52,114 --> 01:30:54,848
Well I leave too soon.
2137
01:30:54,850 --> 01:30:57,017
Stare at me, I leave.
2138
01:30:57,619 --> 01:30:59,352
Ignore me, I leave.
2139
01:30:59,354 --> 01:31:01,655
Rub me the wrong way, I leave.
2140
01:31:01,657 --> 01:31:05,492
You know, a typical relationship
goes something like,
2141
01:31:05,494 --> 01:31:08,128
hello, lovely to meet you.
2142
01:31:08,130 --> 01:31:08,795
Fuck off!
2143
01:31:08,797 --> 01:31:12,265
(audience laughing)
2144
01:31:13,001 --> 01:31:14,067
So...
2145
01:31:14,803 --> 01:31:17,471
So I meet this girl and I think,
2146
01:31:18,307 --> 01:31:19,439
soulmate.
2147
01:31:19,708 --> 01:31:24,611
All my sins absolved,
all my flaws redeemed.
2148
01:31:24,613 --> 01:31:27,080
You complete me,
2149
01:31:27,082 --> 01:31:28,515
right?
2150
01:31:29,518 --> 01:31:30,283
Wrong.
2151
01:31:30,285 --> 01:31:32,786
(audience laughing)
2152
01:31:32,788 --> 01:31:36,656
I was a spiky asshole
before I met her,
2153
01:31:37,059 --> 01:31:40,060
I was a spiky asshole
while I was with her
2154
01:31:40,395 --> 01:31:43,196
and after I lost her,
2155
01:31:43,799 --> 01:31:44,698
you got it,
2156
01:31:44,700 --> 01:31:46,600
I was a spiky asshole.
2157
01:31:46,602 --> 01:31:48,502
(audience laughing)
2158
01:31:48,504 --> 01:31:51,505
Falling in love
is a lot of things
2159
01:31:51,507 --> 01:31:53,607
but there's no magic bullet.
2160
01:31:54,910 --> 01:31:57,878
No one can change who you are.
2161
01:31:58,614 --> 01:32:00,981
(pleasant piano music)
2162
01:32:00,983 --> 01:32:01,948
Maybe,
2163
01:32:01,950 --> 01:32:04,551
maybe I'll always walk funny.
2164
01:32:04,553 --> 01:32:06,553
Maybe I'll always talk funny.
2165
01:32:06,555 --> 01:32:09,556
Maybe my ass will
always be spiky.
2166
01:32:09,558 --> 01:32:11,658
(audience laughing)
2167
01:32:11,660 --> 01:32:16,096
Maybe my hands will always
shake when she touches me.
2168
01:32:16,832 --> 01:32:18,532
Maybe I'll always
skate in circles
2169
01:32:18,534 --> 01:32:22,035
and dance like a
praying mantis on crack.
2170
01:32:22,037 --> 01:32:24,571
(audience laughing)
2171
01:32:24,573 --> 01:32:29,442
Maybe I'll always
be the wrongest guy
2172
01:32:29,444 --> 01:32:31,444
but if she's okay with that
2173
01:32:32,147 --> 01:32:34,381
and can love me anyway,
2174
01:32:36,785 --> 01:32:39,786
there's gotta be something
wrong with her too.
2175
01:32:39,788 --> 01:32:42,422
(audience laughing)
2176
01:32:42,424 --> 01:32:44,758
Right?
(audience clapping)
2177
01:32:44,760 --> 01:32:48,228
(audience laughing)
2178
01:32:49,464 --> 01:32:50,597
Screw it.
2179
01:32:51,066 --> 01:32:52,666
There's something wrong with me
2180
01:32:52,668 --> 01:32:54,935
and there's something
wrong with you.
2181
01:32:54,937 --> 01:32:55,802
And you.
2182
01:32:55,804 --> 01:32:58,138
And definitely something
wrong with you.
2183
01:32:58,140 --> 01:32:59,773
(audience laughing)
2184
01:32:59,775 --> 01:33:02,542
There's something
wrong with all of us.
2185
01:33:02,945 --> 01:33:06,146
We're all a bunch of
emotional cripples.
2186
01:33:06,148 --> 01:33:08,448
Emotional spastics.
2187
01:33:08,784 --> 01:33:13,753
But if someone has the
courage to love us anyways,
2188
01:33:15,724 --> 01:33:18,391
then what fucking
excuse have we got?
2189
01:33:19,428 --> 01:33:20,694
So,
2190
01:33:20,696 --> 01:33:21,962
here's my tip,
2191
01:33:22,564 --> 01:33:25,932
whatever bag you
have over your head,
2192
01:33:27,336 --> 01:33:28,435
lose it now.
2193
01:33:28,437 --> 01:33:30,904
Stop hiding who you are.
2194
01:33:31,573 --> 01:33:35,208
And find the courage
to love yourself.
2195
01:33:35,811 --> 01:33:38,812
Spare nut, spiky ass and all.
2196
01:33:38,814 --> 01:33:41,014
(audience laughing)
2197
01:33:41,016 --> 01:33:45,051
(audience applauding)
2198
01:33:45,053 --> 01:33:48,588
(sombre piano music)
2199
01:34:00,035 --> 01:34:01,534
- [Gordo] Woo!
2200
01:34:01,536 --> 01:34:04,437
(dancing girls applauding)
2201
01:34:04,439 --> 01:34:07,040
- [Gordo Voiceover]
So that's my friend
2202
01:34:07,042 --> 01:34:09,476
and that was his story.
2203
01:34:11,446 --> 01:34:12,679
- Good job!
2204
01:34:13,248 --> 01:34:16,349
(pleasant music)
2205
01:34:19,821 --> 01:34:23,023
(cameras snapping)
2206
01:34:23,025 --> 01:34:26,026
- Sunny!
- Sunny, just you!
2207
01:34:26,028 --> 01:34:27,560
(Mikey sighing)
2208
01:34:27,562 --> 01:34:29,863
Yeah, one more!
- Aye.
2209
01:34:34,436 --> 01:34:35,902
- Oh!
2210
01:34:35,904 --> 01:34:36,970
Hey!
2211
01:34:38,473 --> 01:34:39,506
Hey.
2212
01:34:44,112 --> 01:34:48,048
Look, I just wanted
to say I'm sorry.
2213
01:34:48,383 --> 01:34:51,184
- Yeah, I think I got that.
2214
01:34:52,354 --> 01:34:53,420
And...
2215
01:34:54,089 --> 01:34:56,089
I just wanted to say...
2216
01:35:01,596 --> 01:35:04,764
(cameras snapping)
2217
01:35:04,766 --> 01:35:05,999
- What the fuck?
2218
01:35:06,668 --> 01:35:09,936
(engine rumbling)
2219
01:35:10,539 --> 01:35:11,571
- [Gordo Voiceover] Yeah.
2220
01:35:11,573 --> 01:35:14,708
Remember I said I don't
believe in happy endings?
2221
01:35:16,211 --> 01:35:18,745
But I do believe in
happy beginnings.
2222
01:35:18,747 --> 01:35:20,313
(cameras snapping)
2223
01:35:20,315 --> 01:35:24,651
¶ My head is a box
filled with nothing ¶
2224
01:35:24,653 --> 01:35:27,921
¶ That's the way I like it
2225
01:35:27,923 --> 01:35:29,255
- [Gordo Voiceover]
Next time you feel
2226
01:35:29,257 --> 01:35:31,091
like you're doing it tough,
2227
01:35:31,093 --> 01:35:34,527
just remember your
life is a joke.
2228
01:35:34,796 --> 01:35:36,863
So you better start laughing.
2229
01:35:37,132 --> 01:35:41,234
¶ Your body's a dream
that turns violent ¶
2230
01:35:41,236 --> 01:35:43,369
¶ That's the way I like it
2231
01:35:43,371 --> 01:35:45,338
¶ That's the way I like it
2232
01:35:45,340 --> 01:35:47,140
¶ She tells me she loves me
2233
01:35:47,142 --> 01:35:49,709
- [Gordo Voiceover] You can
bet your ass everybody else is.
2234
01:35:49,711 --> 01:35:52,412
¶ That's the way I like it
2235
01:35:52,414 --> 01:35:56,549
¶ So please
2236
01:35:56,551 --> 01:36:00,386
¶ Baby, please
2237
01:36:00,388 --> 01:36:04,257
¶ Open your eyes
2238
01:36:04,259 --> 01:36:09,028
¶ Catch my disease
2239
01:36:09,030 --> 01:36:13,032
¶ So please
2240
01:36:13,034 --> 01:36:17,270
¶ Baby, please
2241
01:36:17,272 --> 01:36:20,740
¶ Come on
2242
01:36:20,742 --> 01:36:23,610
¶ Catch my disease
2243
01:36:23,612 --> 01:36:27,947
(upbeat instrumental music)
2244
01:36:30,685 --> 01:36:34,687
¶ La, la, la, la, la, la
2245
01:36:43,265 --> 01:36:47,333
¶ They play RY X on the radio
2246
01:36:47,335 --> 01:36:51,304
¶ That's the way I like it
2247
01:36:51,306 --> 01:36:55,775
¶ They play Heath
Cullen on the radio ¶
2248
01:36:55,777 --> 01:36:58,244
¶ That's the way I like it
2249
01:36:58,246 --> 01:36:59,746
That's the way I like it.
2250
01:36:59,748 --> 01:37:03,516
¶ I hear Hazel
English on the radio ¶
2251
01:37:03,518 --> 01:37:07,787
¶ That's the way I like,
that the way I like it ¶
2252
01:37:07,789 --> 01:37:12,225
¶ They play Camera
Obscura on the radio ¶
2253
01:37:12,227 --> 01:37:15,328
¶ And that's the way I like it
2254
01:37:15,330 --> 01:37:19,232
¶ So please
2255
01:37:19,234 --> 01:37:23,036
¶ Baby please
2256
01:37:23,038 --> 01:37:27,173
¶ Open your heart
2257
01:37:27,175 --> 01:37:30,543
¶ Catch my disease
2258
01:37:34,616 --> 01:37:36,249
(Gordo and Eve laughing)
2259
01:37:36,251 --> 01:37:40,086
(pleasant guitar music)
2260
01:38:06,348 --> 01:38:10,583
(upbeat instrumental music)
2261
01:38:33,008 --> 01:38:36,542
(sombre piano music)
2262
01:39:07,842 --> 01:39:12,111
(upbeat instrumental music)
2263
01:39:25,927 --> 01:39:29,062
(pleasant music)
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