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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:55,237 --> 00:00:58,707 Nick, this was a tragedy, but it's not why we're here. 2 00:00:58,707 --> 00:01:01,042 What, are we fighting the weather now? 3 00:01:01,042 --> 00:01:03,878 Locals say the cyclone had a face. 4 00:01:03,878 --> 00:01:06,480 People see things when they're under stress. 5 00:01:06,481 --> 00:01:08,483 That does not mean that this is the start 6 00:01:08,483 --> 00:01:10,623 to some other big world-ending-- 7 00:01:16,457 --> 00:01:18,864 Who are you? 8 00:01:22,932 --> 00:01:25,537 You don't want any part of this. 9 00:01:29,638 --> 00:01:35,777 ? And I... ? 10 00:01:35,777 --> 00:01:42,317 ? Will always love you, ooh ? 11 00:01:43,418 --> 00:01:50,159 ? Will always love you ? 12 00:01:50,259 --> 00:01:52,992 ? You ? 13 00:01:52,993 --> 00:01:55,764 ? My darling, you... ? 14 00:01:55,765 --> 00:01:58,998 ? Mm-mm ? 15 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:02,170 ? Bittersweet ? 16 00:02:02,171 --> 00:02:05,671 ? Memories ? 17 00:02:05,673 --> 00:02:08,377 ? That is all ? 18 00:02:08,377 --> 00:02:10,343 ? I'm taking ? 19 00:02:10,344 --> 00:02:13,514 ? With me ? 20 00:02:13,515 --> 00:02:18,951 ? And I ? 21 00:02:18,953 --> 00:02:23,356 ? Will always love you ? 22 00:02:23,358 --> 00:02:27,361 ? I will always ? 23 00:02:27,362 --> 00:02:31,466 ? Love you ? 24 00:02:31,466 --> 00:02:35,170 ? I, I will always ? 25 00:02:35,170 --> 00:02:40,574 ? Love you ? 26 00:02:40,575 --> 00:02:42,909 Gone, but not forgotten. 27 00:02:42,911 --> 00:02:45,045 Thanks to Kenneth Lim and Vihaan Ramamurthy 28 00:02:45,046 --> 00:02:47,414 for their help with that touching video tribute. 29 00:02:47,415 --> 00:02:49,550 This year has been nothing short of-- 30 00:02:49,551 --> 00:02:51,885 is crazy. It's, like, insane. 31 00:02:51,887 --> 00:02:52,885 What? 32 00:02:52,887 --> 00:02:54,123 No swearing. 33 00:02:54,223 --> 00:02:57,091 It's the last day of school. We're good. 34 00:02:57,192 --> 00:02:58,126 Historic. 35 00:02:58,225 --> 00:02:59,627 Over five years ago, 36 00:02:59,628 --> 00:03:01,830 half of all life in the universe, 37 00:03:01,830 --> 00:03:03,664 including our own Midtown High... 38 00:03:03,665 --> 00:03:06,099 ...was wiped from existence. 39 00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:08,669 Then eight months ago, a band of brave heroes 40 00:03:08,670 --> 00:03:10,805 brought us back. 41 00:03:12,006 --> 00:03:13,873 They called it "the Blip." 42 00:03:13,875 --> 00:03:16,576 Those of us who Blipped away came back the same age... 43 00:03:16,578 --> 00:03:18,545 But our classmates that didn't Blip 44 00:03:18,546 --> 00:03:21,115 had grown five years older. 45 00:03:21,215 --> 00:03:23,516 Yeah, my little brother is now older than me. 46 00:03:23,518 --> 00:03:25,353 Yeah, it's math. 47 00:03:25,353 --> 00:03:28,487 Even though we had Blipped away halfway through the school year 48 00:03:28,489 --> 00:03:30,591 and had already taken midterms, 49 00:03:30,592 --> 00:03:32,162 the school made us start the year 50 00:03:32,262 --> 00:03:33,593 over from the beginning. 51 00:03:33,594 --> 00:03:36,132 It's totally unfair. It's not right. 52 00:03:36,231 --> 00:03:37,865 Tigers... 53 00:03:37,866 --> 00:03:39,700 ...it's been a long, dramatic, 54 00:03:39,701 --> 00:03:41,435 somewhat confusing road. 55 00:03:41,436 --> 00:03:43,972 As we draw this year to a close, 56 00:03:43,973 --> 00:03:46,175 it's time to move on... 57 00:03:47,275 --> 00:03:48,909 to a new phase of our lives. 58 00:03:48,911 --> 00:03:50,510 Pray nothing crazy happens again 59 00:03:50,512 --> 00:03:52,612 because are the Avengers a thing anymore? 60 00:03:52,614 --> 00:03:54,115 Does anyone even have a plan? 61 00:03:54,116 --> 00:03:55,616 I have a plan. 62 00:03:55,617 --> 00:03:58,051 First, I'm gonna sit next to MJ on the flight. 63 00:03:58,052 --> 00:04:00,454 Second, I'm gonna buy a dual headphone adapter 64 00:04:00,455 --> 00:04:02,455 and watch movies with her the whole time. 65 00:04:02,456 --> 00:04:03,758 Three, 66 00:04:03,758 --> 00:04:05,627 when we go to Venice, Venice is famous 67 00:04:05,627 --> 00:04:07,429 True. 68 00:04:07,430 --> 00:04:09,198 I'm gonna buy her a black dahlia necklace 69 00:04:09,298 --> 00:04:11,167 because her favorite flower is the black dahlia 70 00:04:11,266 --> 00:04:12,765 The murder. 71 00:04:12,766 --> 00:04:14,735 The murder. Four, when we go to Paris, 72 00:04:14,735 --> 00:04:17,172 I'm gonna take her to the top of the Eiffel Tower, 73 00:04:17,173 --> 00:04:18,773 Oh. 74 00:04:18,774 --> 00:04:21,942 Then, five, I'm gonna tell her how I feel. 75 00:04:22,043 --> 00:04:23,944 Then, six, hopefully she tells me 76 00:04:23,944 --> 00:04:25,113 she feels the same way. 77 00:04:25,213 --> 00:04:26,615 Oh, don't forget step seven. 78 00:04:26,615 --> 00:04:29,817 Don't do any of that. 79 00:04:29,918 --> 00:04:31,119 Why? 80 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:32,987 We're gonna be bachelors in Europe. 81 00:04:32,987 --> 00:04:33,987 Look, 82 00:04:33,987 --> 00:04:35,055 I may not know much, 83 00:04:35,057 --> 00:04:36,391 but I do know this: 84 00:04:36,391 --> 00:04:39,161 Europeans love Americans. 85 00:04:39,262 --> 00:04:40,427 Really? 86 00:04:40,427 --> 00:04:41,797 More than half are women. 87 00:04:41,798 --> 00:04:43,465 Okay. Sure. 88 00:04:43,466 --> 00:04:46,367 But...I really like MJ, man, okay? 89 00:04:46,367 --> 00:04:49,103 She's awesome, she's super funny in a kind of dark way. 90 00:04:49,103 --> 00:04:50,838 Sometimes I catch her looking at me, 91 00:04:50,838 --> 00:04:52,206 I feel like I've stood up-- 92 00:04:52,307 --> 00:04:54,141 What up, dorks? 93 00:04:54,141 --> 00:04:55,776 Excited about the science trip? 94 00:04:55,776 --> 00:04:58,112 Hey, yeah. We're just talking about the trip. 95 00:04:58,112 --> 00:04:59,148 Yeah, and Peter's plan. 96 00:04:59,247 --> 00:05:00,615 You have a plan? 97 00:05:00,615 --> 00:05:03,617 I don't-- I don't have a plan. 98 00:05:03,617 --> 00:05:06,154 He's-- He's just gonna collect tiny spoons 99 00:05:06,254 --> 00:05:08,223 when we're traveling to other countries. 100 00:05:08,324 --> 00:05:09,891 Like a-- Like a grandmother? 101 00:05:09,891 --> 00:05:11,725 I'm not collecting tiny spoons. 102 00:05:11,725 --> 00:05:13,226 He's collecting tiny spoons. 103 00:05:13,326 --> 00:05:16,098 Oh, okay, well... 104 00:05:16,199 --> 00:05:17,831 that was a real roller coaster. 105 00:05:17,831 --> 00:05:19,832 By the way, travel tip: 106 00:05:19,834 --> 00:05:22,069 You should download a VPN on your phone, 107 00:05:22,069 --> 00:05:24,437 so the government can't track you while abroad. 108 00:05:24,437 --> 00:05:27,410 Smart... Will do. 109 00:05:32,014 --> 00:05:35,250 Dude, I think that went really great. 110 00:05:37,350 --> 00:05:39,687 When I Blipped back to my apartment, 111 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:42,591 the family that was living there was very confused. 112 00:05:42,591 --> 00:05:45,226 The wife thought that I was a mistress. 113 00:05:45,326 --> 00:05:47,127 The grandma thought that I was a ghost. 114 00:05:47,228 --> 00:05:49,564 It was-- It was really a mess. 115 00:05:49,564 --> 00:05:51,132 Thank you all for coming out 116 00:05:51,233 --> 00:05:53,869 to support those who have been displaced by the Blip. 117 00:05:53,870 --> 00:05:56,170 And, of course, thanks to our very own 118 00:05:56,170 --> 00:05:58,606 Spider-Man! 119 00:06:08,182 --> 00:06:11,552 Thank you, Miss Parker, for having me. 120 00:06:11,552 --> 00:06:14,490 And thank you, you guys, for having me. 121 00:06:15,591 --> 00:06:17,925 And thank you, Spider-Man. 122 00:06:17,925 --> 00:06:20,927 He'll be right back out to take photos and videos. 123 00:06:20,927 --> 00:06:22,829 Thank you! 124 00:06:27,735 --> 00:06:29,603 That was great. 125 00:06:29,603 --> 00:06:31,338 That was so cool. I was so nervous. 126 00:06:31,338 --> 00:06:33,542 I was a little stiff. I wasn't in the pocket. 127 00:06:33,543 --> 00:06:36,409 You were a little stiff. 128 00:06:36,411 --> 00:06:39,047 Uh, yeah, I felt that too. I felt that too. 129 00:06:39,048 --> 00:06:40,182 Okay. 130 00:06:40,283 --> 00:06:41,882 Yeah. 131 00:06:41,884 --> 00:06:43,218 Yeah, I did. 132 00:06:44,752 --> 00:06:47,088 Hey, sorry I'm late. 133 00:06:47,088 --> 00:06:48,654 Happy. Hey. 134 00:06:48,656 --> 00:06:49,824 Oh, you look lovely. 135 00:06:49,824 --> 00:06:51,893 Thank you. 136 00:06:51,894 --> 00:06:54,995 Yeah, yes, it is. 137 00:06:55,096 --> 00:06:56,163 It's a new beard. 138 00:06:56,163 --> 00:06:57,398 It's my-- My Blip beard. 139 00:06:57,399 --> 00:06:59,134 'Cause I grew it in the Blip. 140 00:06:59,134 --> 00:07:00,934 It's a Blip beard. 141 00:07:00,935 --> 00:07:02,569 I see. Yeah. 142 00:07:02,569 --> 00:07:05,639 The reason I'm late is because this was misplaced. 143 00:07:05,639 --> 00:07:07,209 Can you believe it? It's enormous. 144 00:07:07,310 --> 00:07:08,610 Not the amount, the size. 145 00:07:08,610 --> 00:07:11,411 The amount's nice too. They're generous. 146 00:07:11,413 --> 00:07:13,949 Pepper Potts said, sorry she couldn't be here. 147 00:07:13,949 --> 00:07:16,917 I think I'm gonna go change the Sterno 148 00:07:16,918 --> 00:07:19,420 under the vegan lasagna. 149 00:07:19,521 --> 00:07:21,490 Spider-Man, go shake hands. 150 00:07:21,490 --> 00:07:23,696 Will do. 151 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:29,630 What just happened? 152 00:07:29,632 --> 00:07:32,100 Heads up, Nick Fury's calling you. 153 00:07:32,100 --> 00:07:34,168 Yeah. 154 00:07:34,170 --> 00:07:37,071 Why? He probably has hero stuff for you to do. 155 00:07:37,072 --> 00:07:39,139 You're a superhero. He calls superheroes. 156 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:40,641 If it was that important, 157 00:07:40,641 --> 00:07:42,643 he'd probably call someone else, not me. 158 00:07:42,644 --> 00:07:46,617 Apparently not. 159 00:07:48,716 --> 00:07:50,485 No caller ID. That's him. 160 00:07:50,485 --> 00:07:51,819 I don't wanna talk to Fury. 161 00:07:51,819 --> 00:07:52,886 Why? 162 00:07:52,887 --> 00:07:54,189 If you don't talk to him, 163 00:07:54,189 --> 00:07:55,689 I have to and I don't want to. 164 00:07:55,689 --> 00:07:58,860 I'm scared. Answer the phone. 165 00:07:58,961 --> 00:08:00,661 Yeah. 166 00:08:00,663 --> 00:08:02,197 You don't send Fury to voicemail. 167 00:08:02,298 --> 00:08:03,529 They're calling me. 168 00:08:03,531 --> 00:08:05,333 You gotta talk to him. 169 00:08:05,334 --> 00:08:08,103 I'm gonna call him. I promise, I'm gonna call him. I will. 170 00:08:08,204 --> 00:08:10,170 You do not ghost Nick Fury. 171 00:08:10,170 --> 00:08:12,440 I promise you, I'll call him. 172 00:08:13,540 --> 00:08:14,809 After my trip. 173 00:08:14,810 --> 00:08:16,978 Hey! 174 00:08:17,713 --> 00:08:20,115 Yeah, hi. No, no, he's not ghosting you. 175 00:08:22,851 --> 00:08:24,220 Okay, one question at a time. 176 00:08:24,319 --> 00:08:26,153 Are you the head Avenger? 177 00:08:26,154 --> 00:08:27,588 Are you the head Avenger now? 178 00:08:27,588 --> 00:08:29,055 Uh, no, I'm not. 179 00:08:29,055 --> 00:08:31,192 If aliens come back, what are you gonna do? 180 00:08:31,194 --> 00:08:33,128 If aliens come back, what will you do? 181 00:08:33,227 --> 00:08:35,398 Does anyone have neighborhood questions? 182 00:08:36,498 --> 00:08:37,899 Sean Winford, Queens Tribune. 183 00:08:37,899 --> 00:08:40,067 What's it like to take over from Tony Stark? 184 00:08:40,068 --> 00:08:42,336 Those are big shoes to fill. 185 00:08:44,873 --> 00:08:46,472 I'mma... 186 00:08:46,474 --> 00:08:49,475 I'm gonna go. Thanks, everyone, for coming. 187 00:09:29,383 --> 00:09:31,485 Okay. 188 00:09:36,392 --> 00:09:38,393 Hungry? 189 00:09:38,493 --> 00:09:41,230 So sorry. 190 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:44,664 I thought you could sense that with your Peter-tingle. 191 00:09:44,665 --> 00:09:47,100 Please do not start calling it my Peter-tingle. 192 00:09:47,101 --> 00:09:50,138 So, what's up? You can dodge bullets but not bananas? 193 00:09:50,238 --> 00:09:52,139 No, I just really need this vacation. 194 00:09:52,239 --> 00:09:54,844 I need a break. 195 00:09:54,943 --> 00:09:57,212 You deserve it. Mm. 196 00:09:58,312 --> 00:10:00,048 Yeah. 197 00:10:00,048 --> 00:10:01,948 You know what? 198 00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:04,083 You should pack your suit, just in case. 199 00:10:04,085 --> 00:10:06,489 I have a tingle about it. 200 00:10:06,589 --> 00:10:10,059 Please stop saying "tingle," May. 201 00:10:11,159 --> 00:10:12,225 No. 202 00:10:18,466 --> 00:10:22,006 No. No, I'm not. 203 00:10:25,106 --> 00:10:26,640 Vacation, yeah! 204 00:10:26,642 --> 00:10:28,541 Can you help me get my stuff up? 205 00:10:28,542 --> 00:10:31,379 No worries. 206 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:34,481 Give me a tablet. 207 00:10:34,482 --> 00:10:36,149 Do you want first shift or second? 208 00:10:36,150 --> 00:10:37,519 I could take either. 209 00:10:37,519 --> 00:10:39,620 Give me the third shift. I took an Ambien. 210 00:10:39,621 --> 00:10:41,053 I can't chaperone kids alone. 211 00:10:41,054 --> 00:10:42,190 Yo, Parker. 212 00:10:42,289 --> 00:10:43,690 This is called an airplane. 213 00:10:43,691 --> 00:10:45,225 It's like buses you're used to, 214 00:10:45,326 --> 00:10:47,128 except it flies over poor neighborhoods 215 00:10:47,227 --> 00:10:48,828 instead of driving through them. 216 00:10:48,830 --> 00:10:50,463 Hmm? 217 00:10:50,465 --> 00:10:53,668 He Blipped, so technically, he's 16, not 21. 218 00:10:53,668 --> 00:10:55,501 I'll take that. 219 00:10:55,503 --> 00:10:58,176 She's lying. I don't even know this girl. 220 00:11:00,275 --> 00:11:03,177 Classic MJ, right? 221 00:11:04,278 --> 00:11:06,480 Did you know Brad was coming? 222 00:11:06,481 --> 00:11:08,481 It-- It's so weird. 223 00:11:08,482 --> 00:11:10,451 Like, one day, he's that kid who cried 224 00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:12,052 and got nosebleeds all the time, 225 00:11:12,053 --> 00:11:13,553 and suddenly, we Blip back, 226 00:11:13,554 --> 00:11:15,621 and he's totally ripped and super nice 227 00:11:15,623 --> 00:11:17,192 and all these girls are after him. 228 00:11:17,292 --> 00:11:18,857 Not all the girls are after him. 229 00:11:18,859 --> 00:11:20,693 No, man, they're all after him. 230 00:11:20,695 --> 00:11:22,428 Here. 231 00:11:22,429 --> 00:11:25,498 Anyway, on to more important things. It's a nine-hour flight. 232 00:11:25,499 --> 00:11:28,336 We can play Beast Slayers the whole time. 233 00:11:28,436 --> 00:11:30,772 Are you excited? 234 00:11:30,871 --> 00:11:33,241 I need help to sit next to MJ. 235 00:11:33,341 --> 00:11:35,174 Seriously? 236 00:11:35,176 --> 00:11:36,176 Yes, seriously. 237 00:11:36,177 --> 00:11:37,409 What about our plan? 238 00:11:37,411 --> 00:11:39,078 American bachelors in Europe. 239 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:40,914 That's your plan. That's a solo plan. 240 00:11:40,915 --> 00:11:43,120 Come on, this is my plan. 241 00:11:45,220 --> 00:11:47,455 Please. 242 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,424 Uh, hey, guys. 243 00:11:51,426 --> 00:11:53,426 Uh, there's an old lady 244 00:11:53,427 --> 00:11:54,661 sitting in front of us 245 00:11:54,662 --> 00:11:56,529 wearing a crazy amount of perfume, 246 00:11:56,530 --> 00:11:59,732 and it's kind of setting off Peter's allergies. 247 00:11:59,734 --> 00:12:02,102 Um, you know, Betty, if you could just 248 00:12:02,104 --> 00:12:04,003 switch seats with him, that would be-- 249 00:12:04,004 --> 00:12:05,340 He's allergic to perfume? 250 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,342 Yeah, yeah, because, um, it-- 251 00:12:08,344 --> 00:12:09,943 It makes his eyes water, 252 00:12:09,945 --> 00:12:12,413 Peter has a perfume allergy? 253 00:12:12,414 --> 00:12:13,580 Oh, uh-- 254 00:12:13,581 --> 00:12:14,581 From experience, 255 00:12:14,582 --> 00:12:15,881 allergies are no joke. 256 00:12:15,883 --> 00:12:17,851 I can feel hives breaking out already. 257 00:12:17,852 --> 00:12:19,153 MJ, stand up. 258 00:12:19,253 --> 00:12:21,121 Ned, take MJ's spot. 259 00:12:21,123 --> 00:12:23,024 MJ, you take my spot. 260 00:12:23,024 --> 00:12:24,658 Peter, let's get you out of there. 261 00:12:24,659 --> 00:12:26,592 Zach, Sebastian, 262 00:12:26,594 --> 00:12:28,995 you take Ned and Peter's seats. 263 00:12:28,996 --> 00:12:31,498 Ned, thanks for bringing this to my attention. 264 00:12:31,499 --> 00:12:33,133 Your safety is my responsibility. 265 00:12:33,134 --> 00:12:35,335 And Mr. Dell's, but he's... 266 00:12:35,336 --> 00:12:37,837 I got it for now. Let's go, Peter! 267 00:12:37,838 --> 00:12:40,879 Let's go! 268 00:12:45,980 --> 00:12:50,220 Yeah, I have a small bladder, so I took the aisle. 269 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:55,154 So did you wanna play Beast Slayer? 270 00:12:55,155 --> 00:12:57,225 Nope. 271 00:12:57,325 --> 00:12:59,793 Have you ever played any kind of PC game or--? 272 00:12:59,794 --> 00:13:02,129 Got it. Ahem. 273 00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:06,099 Did I tell you my wife pretended to Blip out? 274 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:08,836 Turns out, she ran off with a guy in her hiking group. 275 00:13:08,837 --> 00:13:10,403 We had a fake funeral for her-- 276 00:13:10,404 --> 00:13:11,740 Well, the funeral was real 277 00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:13,438 because I thought she was dead. 278 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:14,774 Do you wanna see the video? 279 00:13:14,775 --> 00:13:16,442 Oh, I got a dual headphone adapter 280 00:13:16,443 --> 00:13:17,844 if you wanna watch a movie. 281 00:13:17,845 --> 00:13:20,347 Only if it's depressing. Or hilarious. 282 00:13:20,349 --> 00:13:22,182 Oh, you have a dual headphone adapter. 283 00:13:22,282 --> 00:13:23,416 We can watch together. 284 00:13:23,417 --> 00:13:24,951 Good afternoon, 285 00:13:24,952 --> 00:13:26,687 this is your captain speaking. 286 00:13:26,688 --> 00:13:28,788 Our flight time today will be eight hours, 287 00:13:28,789 --> 00:13:31,792 49 minutes to Venice, Italy. 288 00:13:42,570 --> 00:13:45,710 Oh! Oh! 289 00:14:37,524 --> 00:14:39,894 Hey man, did you see Brad and MJ on the plane? 290 00:14:39,894 --> 00:14:42,596 They were watching movies and laughing the entire time. 291 00:14:42,596 --> 00:14:44,365 Dude, don't worry, okay? 292 00:14:44,365 --> 00:14:45,532 I'm sure that's nothing. 293 00:14:45,533 --> 00:14:46,533 Hey, babe. 294 00:14:46,534 --> 00:14:47,799 Can you hold this for me? 295 00:14:47,801 --> 00:14:50,840 Thanks. 296 00:14:58,379 --> 00:14:59,447 What was that? 297 00:14:59,447 --> 00:15:01,380 Uh, well, 298 00:15:01,381 --> 00:15:03,884 we got to talking on the plane, and it turns out, 299 00:15:03,885 --> 00:15:05,452 we have a lot in common. 300 00:15:05,453 --> 00:15:08,087 So, uh, we're boyfriend and girlfriend now. 301 00:15:08,089 --> 00:15:10,957 Whatever happened to being an American bachelor in Europe? 302 00:15:10,958 --> 00:15:13,727 Peter, those were the words of a boy. 303 00:15:13,729 --> 00:15:16,163 And that boy met a woman. 304 00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:19,097 A very strong and powerful woman. 305 00:15:19,099 --> 00:15:22,034 And now, that boy's a man. 306 00:15:22,036 --> 00:15:24,205 Coming, babe. 307 00:15:29,275 --> 00:15:32,312 There's nothing in there. I swear. 308 00:15:47,461 --> 00:15:49,830 These, no. 309 00:15:58,306 --> 00:16:00,506 Sorry. Sorry. 310 00:16:00,508 --> 00:16:02,775 Wait, wait, wait. 311 00:16:02,777 --> 00:16:05,846 Thank goodness. 312 00:16:38,813 --> 00:16:40,480 Looks like we're here. 313 00:16:40,481 --> 00:16:42,515 They're doing renovations to the place. 314 00:16:42,517 --> 00:16:45,150 Oh, this is trash. 315 00:16:45,152 --> 00:16:46,753 Okay. 316 00:16:46,754 --> 00:16:48,488 Come on, man. 317 00:16:48,489 --> 00:16:51,024 Everyone, here we are. 318 00:16:51,025 --> 00:16:53,161 Whoa! 319 00:16:53,260 --> 00:16:54,727 Come on in. 320 00:16:54,729 --> 00:16:56,363 This place is sinking. 321 00:16:56,364 --> 00:16:58,563 It stinks. 322 00:16:58,565 --> 00:17:01,033 Okay, everybody, drop your bags off. 323 00:17:01,034 --> 00:17:03,903 We're gonna meet at the da Vinci Museum at 3. Let's go! 324 00:17:03,903 --> 00:17:06,073 It's "andiamo." 325 00:17:06,074 --> 00:17:07,373 Andiamo! 326 00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:09,008 When in Rome, do as Romans do. 327 00:17:09,009 --> 00:17:11,978 When you're in Venice, your socks get wet. 328 00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:19,085 What's up, Flash Mob? How you guys doing? 329 00:17:19,086 --> 00:17:21,621 I'm here in St. Marco Polo's-- 330 00:17:22,923 --> 00:17:25,291 Yeah? 331 00:17:37,904 --> 00:17:40,781 Oh! 332 00:17:47,882 --> 00:17:50,117 Three, two, one... say pizza! 333 00:17:50,218 --> 00:17:53,453 - Pizza! - Pizza time! 334 00:18:11,573 --> 00:18:13,740 Buongiorno. 335 00:18:13,740 --> 00:18:15,142 Hi. Uh... 336 00:18:15,241 --> 00:18:17,711 I'm looking for a, uh... 337 00:18:28,055 --> 00:18:30,290 It's perfect. 338 00:18:39,099 --> 00:18:41,000 What? 339 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,203 The most perfect word. 340 00:18:42,304 --> 00:18:44,137 Italians created it, I discovered it. 341 00:18:44,138 --> 00:18:46,339 It means a million things. 342 00:18:46,340 --> 00:18:48,175 I don't know. Get out of my face. 343 00:18:48,176 --> 00:18:50,111 I don't know and get out of my face. 344 00:18:50,112 --> 00:18:52,880 It's the best thing Italy created, except for espresso. 345 00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:55,648 Oh, so you've been drinking espresso? 346 00:18:55,650 --> 00:18:58,518 Hey. German? American. 347 00:18:58,519 --> 00:19:00,419 A rose for you. 348 00:19:01,623 --> 00:19:02,955 Whoa. 349 00:19:02,957 --> 00:19:04,523 "Boh" is my new superpower. 350 00:19:04,525 --> 00:19:08,194 It's like the anti-"aloha." I was born to say this word. 351 00:19:08,195 --> 00:19:09,630 So, what's in the bag? 352 00:19:09,631 --> 00:19:12,498 Oh, uh... 353 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,170 Nice. 354 00:19:22,442 --> 00:19:24,279 Whoa, cool. 355 00:19:40,561 --> 00:19:42,339 What was that? 356 00:20:04,752 --> 00:20:07,522 Yeah. 357 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,189 Come on. 358 00:20:09,190 --> 00:20:11,426 Guys, we gotta go! 359 00:20:14,595 --> 00:20:15,929 I don't know. 360 00:20:15,930 --> 00:20:17,863 My suit's in the hotel. 361 00:20:17,864 --> 00:20:19,398 I'm on vacation, Ned! 362 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,401 Everyone will see my face. Get them out. 363 00:20:21,402 --> 00:20:23,404 Go! Just go! 364 00:20:32,747 --> 00:20:34,617 Get out of here. Go! 365 00:20:36,718 --> 00:20:38,820 Oh, my God. 366 00:20:45,826 --> 00:20:47,727 Come on. 367 00:21:00,074 --> 00:21:01,885 Oh, no, you don't. 368 00:21:11,986 --> 00:21:16,057 You okay? Get out of here. Go! 369 00:22:05,339 --> 00:22:06,406 Excuse me, sir! 370 00:22:06,407 --> 00:22:08,108 I-- I can help. Let me help. 371 00:22:08,209 --> 00:22:09,977 I'm really strong, and I'm sticky. 372 00:22:09,978 --> 00:22:12,471 I need to lead it away from the canals. 373 00:22:37,572 --> 00:22:38,905 The da Vinci Museum. 374 00:22:38,906 --> 00:22:41,108 This is why we're here in Venice. 375 00:22:41,209 --> 00:22:42,807 Oh, this is it. 376 00:22:42,808 --> 00:22:44,044 It's closed. 377 00:22:44,045 --> 00:22:45,912 What do you mean? Till when? 378 00:22:45,913 --> 00:22:47,012 November. 379 00:22:47,013 --> 00:22:48,582 You didn't check the website? 380 00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:50,853 Oh, that's a good idea. 381 00:23:05,099 --> 00:23:06,170 Oh, come on. 382 00:23:10,269 --> 00:23:13,372 - Stay low, kids. - We'll be safe here. 383 00:24:11,163 --> 00:24:13,099 I don't know, 384 00:24:13,101 --> 00:24:15,667 but he's kicking that water's ass. 385 00:24:45,865 --> 00:24:48,448 Yeah! Yeah! 386 00:25:04,017 --> 00:25:05,551 It's aliens. It has to be. 387 00:25:05,553 --> 00:25:07,755 BuzzFeed says there's a sailor, Morris Bench, 388 00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:09,422 who was exposed to an experimental 389 00:25:09,423 --> 00:25:11,525 underwater generator and got hydro powers. 390 00:25:11,526 --> 00:25:13,093 You should definitely believe 391 00:25:13,094 --> 00:25:14,694 everything on the Internet. 392 00:25:14,695 --> 00:25:18,098 What do you think it is? 393 00:25:19,032 --> 00:25:22,435 You know, being a man of science... 394 00:25:22,536 --> 00:25:23,869 witches. 395 00:25:23,871 --> 00:25:25,838 No, no, no. We wanna stay. 396 00:25:25,839 --> 00:25:27,574 Good thing I packed your suit, huh? 397 00:25:27,575 --> 00:25:29,074 I can't believe you forgot it. 398 00:25:29,075 --> 00:25:30,509 Yeah. 399 00:25:30,509 --> 00:25:32,076 Who was that guy you were with? 400 00:25:32,077 --> 00:25:33,346 Was that Mr. Strange? 401 00:25:33,346 --> 00:25:36,148 Doctor Strange, May. Doctor Strange. 402 00:25:36,249 --> 00:25:37,983 And, no, I don't know who that was. 403 00:25:37,984 --> 00:25:39,353 It was a new guy. 404 00:25:39,354 --> 00:25:41,487 That's my lunch. 405 00:25:41,488 --> 00:25:42,721 Don't eat that one. 406 00:25:42,722 --> 00:25:43,721 Happy's there? 407 00:25:43,722 --> 00:25:45,858 Yeah, it's Happy. 408 00:25:45,859 --> 00:25:48,093 He's here. He came by to volunteer. 409 00:25:48,094 --> 00:25:50,363 And he's hanging around the office. 410 00:25:50,364 --> 00:25:52,865 I don't want-- Hi, Peter. 411 00:25:52,865 --> 00:25:55,969 Hey, Happy. 412 00:25:56,068 --> 00:25:59,939 Sorry, I'm working hard here. I gotta do a-- A leaflet drop. 413 00:25:59,940 --> 00:26:02,175 Glad you're having a good time. 414 00:26:02,276 --> 00:26:05,113 Don't worry, I'm taking care of your aunt. 415 00:26:07,212 --> 00:26:10,819 So how's the plan going? 416 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,920 There's been setbacks, for sure. 417 00:26:13,921 --> 00:26:16,422 Trust your instincts, you'll be fine. 418 00:26:16,423 --> 00:26:19,160 I know. Love you. Bye. 419 00:26:20,894 --> 00:26:22,094 Who is that guy? 420 00:26:22,095 --> 00:26:23,997 He's Iron Man and Thor rolled into one. 421 00:26:23,998 --> 00:26:26,932 He's all right. He's no Spider-Man. 422 00:26:26,933 --> 00:26:29,868 What is it with you and Spider-Man? 423 00:26:29,969 --> 00:26:31,938 What? He's just awesome, okay? 424 00:26:31,939 --> 00:26:35,374 He protects the neighborhood and, you know, he's inspiring. 425 00:26:35,375 --> 00:26:37,576 He inspires me to be a better man. 426 00:26:37,576 --> 00:26:40,880 What's up, dickwad? Thought you drowned. 427 00:26:43,316 --> 00:26:44,951 Sounds like his name's Mysterio. 428 00:26:44,951 --> 00:26:46,786 "L'uomo del misterio" 429 00:26:46,787 --> 00:26:48,988 is Italian for "man of mystery." 430 00:26:48,989 --> 00:26:50,556 They don't know who he is. 431 00:26:50,557 --> 00:26:53,060 Mysterio. 432 00:26:53,161 --> 00:26:55,628 Cool name. 433 00:26:55,729 --> 00:26:56,997 Babe. 434 00:26:56,998 --> 00:26:59,031 So how much of that did you actually see? 435 00:26:59,032 --> 00:27:01,101 Not much. I was running. 436 00:27:01,102 --> 00:27:04,003 Right. Me too. I was also running... 437 00:27:04,005 --> 00:27:06,074 away. 438 00:27:07,173 --> 00:27:09,375 So Paris tomorrow. 439 00:27:09,375 --> 00:27:12,112 Go to the Eiffel Tower. Should be great. 440 00:27:12,113 --> 00:27:15,047 Yeah, I read it was secretly built as a mind control antenna 441 00:27:15,048 --> 00:27:16,782 to create an army of the insane. 442 00:27:16,784 --> 00:27:18,182 Oh. 443 00:27:18,183 --> 00:27:19,185 It's my favorite 444 00:27:19,186 --> 00:27:21,288 destination on the trip. 445 00:27:23,691 --> 00:27:26,057 What are you gonna do about the water monster? 446 00:27:26,058 --> 00:27:27,994 Nothing. It's dead. 447 00:27:27,996 --> 00:27:30,429 Besides, that Mysterio guy's all over it. 448 00:27:30,430 --> 00:27:32,199 Look, I just wanna spend time with MJ. 449 00:27:32,298 --> 00:27:35,201 We were talking about Paris, and I think she really likes me. 450 00:27:35,301 --> 00:27:36,636 That's nice. 451 00:27:36,637 --> 00:27:38,838 Reminds me of when Betty and I fell in love. 452 00:27:38,839 --> 00:27:42,078 I had just finished my fruit cobbler, and... 453 00:27:45,179 --> 00:27:51,052 You're a very difficult person to contact, Spider-Man. 454 00:27:53,153 --> 00:27:55,054 You're Nick Fury. 455 00:27:55,055 --> 00:27:56,623 And you just shot Ned. 456 00:27:56,624 --> 00:27:58,124 It's a mild tranquilizer. 457 00:27:58,125 --> 00:27:59,124 He'll be all right. 458 00:27:59,125 --> 00:28:02,163 So good to finally meet you. 459 00:28:02,262 --> 00:28:03,929 I saw you at the funeral, 460 00:28:03,930 --> 00:28:06,699 I didn't think that was a good time to exchange numbers. 461 00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:08,736 No, that would've been inappropriate. 462 00:28:08,737 --> 00:28:10,871 Right. 463 00:28:10,872 --> 00:28:13,339 The important thing is, you're here. 464 00:28:13,340 --> 00:28:14,740 I tried to bring you here. 465 00:28:14,741 --> 00:28:17,710 You avoided me, and now you're here. 466 00:28:17,711 --> 00:28:19,512 What a coincidence. 467 00:28:19,513 --> 00:28:21,747 Wait. Was this a coincidence? 468 00:28:21,748 --> 00:28:25,117 I used to know everything. 469 00:28:25,118 --> 00:28:26,953 Then I come back five years later, 470 00:28:26,954 --> 00:28:28,887 and now I know nothing. 471 00:28:28,888 --> 00:28:31,690 No intel, no team. 472 00:28:31,691 --> 00:28:33,993 And a high school kid 473 00:28:33,994 --> 00:28:37,028 is dodging my calls. 474 00:28:37,029 --> 00:28:39,465 Here's what I do know: 475 00:28:41,402 --> 00:28:46,573 A week ago, a village in Mexico was wiped out by a cyclone. 476 00:28:46,574 --> 00:28:50,977 Witnesses say that cyclone had a face. 477 00:28:54,180 --> 00:28:58,417 Three days later, a similar event in Morocco. 478 00:28:58,419 --> 00:29:00,318 A village was-- 479 00:29:01,288 --> 00:29:02,588 Just making the rounds. 480 00:29:02,589 --> 00:29:04,391 See if anyone needs any counseling 481 00:29:04,392 --> 00:29:06,057 after today's traumatic events. 482 00:29:06,058 --> 00:29:08,660 No, we'll be okay. We're fine. Thank you. 483 00:29:08,661 --> 00:29:12,132 Great because I'm-- I'm not qualified to actually-- 484 00:29:12,231 --> 00:29:13,632 Oh, he's passed out. 485 00:29:13,633 --> 00:29:17,472 I'm not qualified to do it anyway, so good night. 486 00:29:18,573 --> 00:29:20,605 That was my teacher. Sorry about that. 487 00:29:20,606 --> 00:29:21,842 You were saying? 488 00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:23,343 A village was destroyed by what 489 00:29:23,344 --> 00:29:25,179 may well be another world-threatening-- 490 00:29:25,278 --> 00:29:26,679 Babe, you still awake? 491 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,515 You're not answering any of my texts. 492 00:29:28,516 --> 00:29:30,183 Um, he's asleep, Betty. 493 00:29:30,284 --> 00:29:31,750 Oh, already? 494 00:29:31,750 --> 00:29:33,586 Okay. 495 00:29:33,586 --> 00:29:35,454 That's why it's imperative-- 496 00:29:35,455 --> 00:29:37,824 - Hey, boys. - So that canal water today 497 00:29:37,825 --> 00:29:39,993 was filled with dangerous bacteria... 498 00:29:39,994 --> 00:29:41,795 Another person touches that door, 499 00:29:41,796 --> 00:29:43,829 we are going to attend another funeral. 500 00:29:43,830 --> 00:29:45,464 Let me know if 501 00:29:45,465 --> 00:29:47,867 either of you develop vomiting. 502 00:29:50,570 --> 00:29:52,638 Stark left these for you. 503 00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:55,785 Really? 504 00:30:04,884 --> 00:30:09,689 "Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown." 505 00:30:09,690 --> 00:30:11,355 Stark said you wouldn't get that 506 00:30:11,356 --> 00:30:14,760 because it's not a Star Wars reference. 507 00:30:17,663 --> 00:30:19,165 You can lose the mask. 508 00:30:19,166 --> 00:30:21,035 Everyone here has seen you without it. 509 00:30:21,036 --> 00:30:22,701 You'd only be feigning anonymity 510 00:30:22,701 --> 00:30:26,242 and breathing through spandex for no good reason. 511 00:30:30,509 --> 00:30:32,480 Come on. 512 00:30:32,579 --> 00:30:34,782 Yeah. 513 00:30:36,883 --> 00:30:40,453 Over there, we have Maria Hill. 514 00:30:40,554 --> 00:30:43,855 That is Dimitri. 515 00:30:43,855 --> 00:30:48,529 And this is Mr. Beck. 516 00:30:49,630 --> 00:30:50,697 Mysterio? 517 00:30:50,698 --> 00:30:52,099 What? 518 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,967 Doesn't matter. It's what my friends 519 00:30:54,968 --> 00:30:56,169 have been calling you. 520 00:30:56,170 --> 00:31:00,708 Well, you can call me Quentin. 521 00:31:01,807 --> 00:31:03,876 You handled yourself well out there today. 522 00:31:03,877 --> 00:31:05,545 I saw what you did with the tower. 523 00:31:05,546 --> 00:31:07,613 We could use someone like you on my world. 524 00:31:07,614 --> 00:31:09,348 Thanks. 525 00:31:09,349 --> 00:31:10,851 I'm sorry. Your world? 526 00:31:10,852 --> 00:31:13,619 Mr. Beck is from Earth. 527 00:31:13,621 --> 00:31:15,188 Just not yours. 528 00:31:15,189 --> 00:31:17,056 There are multiple realities. 529 00:31:17,057 --> 00:31:20,160 This is Earth Dimension 616. I'm from Earth 833. 530 00:31:20,259 --> 00:31:23,461 I'm sorry, you're saying there's a multiverse? 531 00:31:23,462 --> 00:31:25,431 'Cause I thought that was theoretical. 532 00:31:25,432 --> 00:31:27,432 That changes how we understand the initial singularity. 533 00:31:27,432 --> 00:31:29,803 We're talking about an eternal inflation system. 534 00:31:29,804 --> 00:31:32,138 How does that even work with all the quantum--? 535 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:33,474 It's insane. 536 00:31:34,575 --> 00:31:38,677 S-sorry. It's really cool. 537 00:31:38,679 --> 00:31:42,348 Don't ever apologize for being the smartest one in the room. 538 00:31:42,349 --> 00:31:45,851 Anyway... 539 00:31:47,054 --> 00:31:50,089 They were born in stable orbits within black holes. 540 00:31:50,090 --> 00:31:52,358 Creatures formed from the primary elements: 541 00:31:52,359 --> 00:31:54,961 Air, water, fire, earth. 542 00:31:54,961 --> 00:31:57,596 The Science Division had a technical name. 543 00:31:57,597 --> 00:31:59,766 We just called them Elementals. 544 00:31:59,767 --> 00:32:02,167 Versions of them exist across our mythologies. 545 00:32:02,268 --> 00:32:04,136 Turns out, the myths are real. 546 00:32:04,137 --> 00:32:06,037 Like Thor. 547 00:32:06,038 --> 00:32:09,175 Thor was a myth, now I study him in my physics class. 548 00:32:09,176 --> 00:32:11,676 These myths are threats. 549 00:32:11,678 --> 00:32:14,446 They first materialized on my Earth many years ago. 550 00:32:14,448 --> 00:32:15,913 We mobilized and fought them, 551 00:32:15,914 --> 00:32:18,517 but with each battle, they grew, got stronger. 552 00:32:18,518 --> 00:32:21,586 I was part of the last battalion left trying to stop them. 553 00:32:21,587 --> 00:32:23,855 All we did was delay the inevitable. 554 00:32:23,856 --> 00:32:27,026 The Elementals are here now, attacking the same coordinates. 555 00:32:27,027 --> 00:32:28,494 Our satellites confirm it. 556 00:32:28,496 --> 00:32:31,198 So thank Mr. Beck for destroying the other three. 557 00:32:31,298 --> 00:32:33,131 There's only one left: fire. 558 00:32:33,132 --> 00:32:35,501 The strongest of them all. 559 00:32:35,502 --> 00:32:38,073 The one that destroyed my Earth. 560 00:32:39,173 --> 00:32:41,974 It's the one that took my family. 561 00:32:44,344 --> 00:32:45,978 I'm sorry. 562 00:32:45,979 --> 00:32:48,515 And it will be in Prague in approximately 48 hours. 563 00:32:48,516 --> 00:32:51,417 We have one mission: kill it. 564 00:32:51,419 --> 00:32:53,421 And you're coming with us. 565 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:57,423 I'm sorry, did you say Prague? Heh. 566 00:32:57,423 --> 00:32:59,526 Mr. Fury, this all seems like bigtime, 567 00:32:59,527 --> 00:33:02,161 you know, huge superhero kind of stuff. 568 00:33:02,260 --> 00:33:05,832 And, I mean, I'm just a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, sir. 569 00:33:05,833 --> 00:33:07,699 Bitch, please. You've been to space. 570 00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:09,334 I know, but that was an accident. 571 00:33:09,335 --> 00:33:12,438 There's gotta be someone else you can use. 572 00:33:12,538 --> 00:33:14,406 Off-world. 573 00:33:14,407 --> 00:33:16,108 Okay, um, Doctor Strange. 574 00:33:16,209 --> 00:33:17,843 Captain Marvel. 575 00:33:17,844 --> 00:33:19,344 Don't invoke her name. 576 00:33:19,345 --> 00:33:21,179 Sir, look, I really wanna help. I do. 577 00:33:21,180 --> 00:33:24,049 If my aunt finds out I left my class trip, she'll kill me. 578 00:33:24,050 --> 00:33:26,652 If I'm seen in Europe after the Washington Monument, 579 00:33:26,653 --> 00:33:28,854 my class will figure out who I am, and then-- 580 00:33:28,855 --> 00:33:30,589 Then the whole world will figure out 581 00:33:30,590 --> 00:33:33,026 who I am, then I'm done. 582 00:33:33,027 --> 00:33:34,361 Okay. 583 00:33:34,362 --> 00:33:36,563 I understand. 584 00:33:36,663 --> 00:33:38,231 I'm sorry, what? 585 00:33:38,332 --> 00:33:41,099 Why don't you get back before your teachers miss you 586 00:33:41,101 --> 00:33:43,670 and become suspicious. 587 00:33:43,671 --> 00:33:45,171 Dimitri. 588 00:33:45,172 --> 00:33:47,506 Take him back to the hotel, please. 589 00:33:47,507 --> 00:33:48,507 Yes. 590 00:33:48,508 --> 00:33:50,576 Thank you, Mr. Fury. 591 00:33:50,576 --> 00:33:53,545 And, uh, good luck. 592 00:33:54,481 --> 00:33:56,080 See you, kid. 593 00:33:56,082 --> 00:33:58,118 Yeah, see you. 594 00:33:59,219 --> 00:34:02,126 Yeah. 595 00:34:06,227 --> 00:34:07,692 Okay, drink lots of water. 596 00:34:07,693 --> 00:34:09,594 I'm gonna get you a vitamin C pill. 597 00:34:09,596 --> 00:34:12,563 Okay. Thanks, baby. 598 00:34:12,565 --> 00:34:14,434 Hey, man, are you sure you're good? 599 00:34:14,434 --> 00:34:15,967 Oh, dude, I'm fine. 600 00:34:15,969 --> 00:34:17,469 Don't worry. 601 00:34:17,471 --> 00:34:20,072 Seriously, getting tranq'd in the neck by Nick Fury, 602 00:34:20,072 --> 00:34:22,440 probably the coolest thing to ever happen to me. 603 00:34:22,442 --> 00:34:23,809 Yeah. 604 00:34:23,809 --> 00:34:25,744 I'm happy I don't have to go to Prague. 605 00:34:25,744 --> 00:34:27,045 Good news. 606 00:34:27,047 --> 00:34:29,581 We're going to Prague. Huh? 607 00:34:29,581 --> 00:34:31,150 Prague? 608 00:34:31,150 --> 00:34:33,585 Yeah. Tour company called. They upgraded us. 609 00:34:33,586 --> 00:34:35,822 You should've heard me on the phone with them. 610 00:34:35,822 --> 00:34:37,190 I really gave them hell. 611 00:34:37,289 --> 00:34:38,757 All I heard was crying. 612 00:34:38,759 --> 00:34:40,161 Look at our upgraded ride. Huh? 613 00:34:40,260 --> 00:34:41,458 Whoa, bro, you see that? 614 00:34:41,460 --> 00:34:42,728 It's pretty sick. 615 00:34:42,730 --> 00:34:44,697 I'm impressed, Mr. Harrington. 616 00:34:44,697 --> 00:34:46,364 Oh, come on. 617 00:34:46,365 --> 00:34:49,869 Peter, what--? What's going on? 618 00:34:49,869 --> 00:34:53,206 I think Nick Fury just hijacked our summer vacation. 619 00:34:53,306 --> 00:34:56,742 I'm, uh, Mr. Harrington to the kids... 620 00:34:56,742 --> 00:34:58,478 Okay. 621 00:34:58,478 --> 00:35:00,780 Awesome. 622 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,182 Yeah. Awesome. 623 00:35:25,838 --> 00:35:28,340 Yo, what's up, Flash Mob? It's your boy, the Big F, 624 00:35:28,340 --> 00:35:31,858 cruising through the Alps with my private driver, Dimitri. 625 00:35:52,599 --> 00:35:55,434 "For the next Tony Stark, I trust you. 626 00:35:55,434 --> 00:35:57,905 Say EDITH." 627 00:35:59,005 --> 00:36:02,342 Stand by for retinal and biometric scan. 628 00:36:02,342 --> 00:36:04,510 Retinal and biometric scan accepted. 629 00:36:04,510 --> 00:36:06,844 Hello, Peter. 630 00:36:06,846 --> 00:36:08,813 I am EDITH, Tony Stark's 631 00:36:08,815 --> 00:36:12,016 augmented-reality security and defense system. 632 00:36:12,018 --> 00:36:14,820 No. But you have access 633 00:36:14,820 --> 00:36:17,023 Cool. 634 00:36:17,023 --> 00:36:19,992 Would you like to see what I can do? 635 00:36:24,431 --> 00:36:28,501 EDITH stands for "Even dead, I'm the hero." 636 00:36:28,501 --> 00:36:30,068 Tony loved his acronyms. 637 00:36:30,068 --> 00:36:32,706 I have access to 638 00:36:32,706 --> 00:36:34,940 the entire Stark Global Security network, 639 00:36:34,942 --> 00:36:37,010 including multiple defense satellites, 640 00:36:37,010 --> 00:36:38,577 as well as back doors 641 00:36:38,577 --> 00:36:41,315 to all major telecommunication networks. 642 00:36:41,414 --> 00:36:43,255 Whoa. 643 00:36:47,355 --> 00:36:49,291 Is MJ texting? 644 00:36:51,391 --> 00:36:53,226 No. Don't look at it. Don't look at it. 645 00:36:53,326 --> 00:36:56,295 That's wrong. That's wrong. 646 00:37:13,012 --> 00:37:15,380 Petrol and toilets. Ten minutes! 647 00:37:15,380 --> 00:37:17,550 Flash Mob, this is what we doing out here... 648 00:37:17,550 --> 00:37:19,918 Toilet, toilet, toilet. Which way to the toilet? 649 00:37:19,918 --> 00:37:21,619 Ten minutes, everyone. 650 00:37:21,619 --> 00:37:25,793 Dimitri, where exactly are we? 651 00:37:26,893 --> 00:37:28,126 Okay. I'll figure it out. 652 00:37:28,126 --> 00:37:29,427 Oh, my gosh, it's so sick. 653 00:37:29,427 --> 00:37:31,630 It's beautiful. 654 00:37:31,630 --> 00:37:33,467 What? 655 00:37:45,677 --> 00:37:46,911 Hello. 656 00:37:46,913 --> 00:37:49,018 Close the door. 657 00:37:52,117 --> 00:37:54,119 Um... 658 00:37:54,119 --> 00:37:55,487 I'm Peter Parker. 659 00:37:55,489 --> 00:37:58,659 Take off your clothes. 660 00:37:58,759 --> 00:38:00,092 You told Fury 661 00:38:00,092 --> 00:38:02,561 Spider-Man cannot be seen in Europe. 662 00:38:02,561 --> 00:38:05,831 So I made you this, another suit. 663 00:38:05,931 --> 00:38:08,668 Oh, uh, thank you. 664 00:38:08,668 --> 00:38:10,902 I'm sure it fits fine. I don't need to try-- 665 00:38:10,903 --> 00:38:14,842 Okay. 666 00:38:14,942 --> 00:38:17,876 Sure. 667 00:38:17,976 --> 00:38:20,079 Now. Hurry up. 668 00:38:20,079 --> 00:38:24,018 This is weird. Heh. 669 00:38:25,117 --> 00:38:26,650 No, no, no. Don't-- 670 00:38:26,652 --> 00:38:28,755 Whoa. 671 00:38:28,855 --> 00:38:30,155 Uh... 672 00:38:30,155 --> 00:38:32,190 Sorry. I thought this was the bathroom. 673 00:38:32,192 --> 00:38:33,793 This is not what it looks like. 674 00:38:33,793 --> 00:38:35,159 Yeah. 675 00:38:35,161 --> 00:38:37,197 I'll leave you alone. 676 00:38:37,197 --> 00:38:38,965 Oh, my God. Don't shoot anybody. 677 00:38:38,965 --> 00:38:41,065 Brad? It's not what it looks like, buddy. 678 00:38:41,067 --> 00:38:43,068 Look, Peter, 679 00:38:43,068 --> 00:38:45,335 I'm not here to judge your life choices, dude. 680 00:38:45,336 --> 00:38:48,039 If you want to hook up with some random European chick, 681 00:38:48,039 --> 00:38:50,010 That's not what that was. 682 00:38:50,010 --> 00:38:51,976 I can't pretend I didn't see what I saw. 683 00:38:51,976 --> 00:38:54,447 I know you're trying to get with MJ. It's obvious. 684 00:38:54,447 --> 00:38:56,614 Wait a minute. Hey, hey. 685 00:38:56,615 --> 00:38:58,650 You cannot show her that photo, dude. 686 00:38:58,652 --> 00:39:00,518 I'm sorry, man. I have to. 687 00:39:00,519 --> 00:39:02,822 She deserves the truth. 688 00:39:02,822 --> 00:39:05,391 Okay, put your one foot in front of the other, 689 00:39:05,393 --> 00:39:07,226 and, everybody, back on the bus. 690 00:39:07,326 --> 00:39:10,697 - It's been 10 minutes. - Let's go! 691 00:39:14,032 --> 00:39:16,534 - What's up, Flash Mob? - It's your boy, Big F... 692 00:39:16,534 --> 00:39:18,204 Hello, Peter. 693 00:39:18,304 --> 00:39:20,206 Hey. There's this guy 694 00:39:20,306 --> 00:39:22,208 in my class who's gonna ruin everything-- 695 00:39:22,307 --> 00:39:24,641 Peter, I'm having difficulty hearing you. 696 00:39:24,643 --> 00:39:26,079 Can you please speak up? 697 00:39:26,079 --> 00:39:28,581 Um, Brad Davis. He has a photo of me. 698 00:39:28,581 --> 00:39:30,717 Brad Davis. Is he a target? 699 00:39:30,717 --> 00:39:32,155 Is Brad a target? Um... 700 00:39:37,255 --> 00:39:39,425 Yeah. He's a target. He's a target. 701 00:39:39,425 --> 00:39:41,025 Copy that. 702 00:39:41,027 --> 00:39:43,728 Target is Brad Davis. Initiating strike. 703 00:39:43,730 --> 00:39:45,097 Initiating what, now? 704 00:39:45,097 --> 00:39:46,797 Intercept point determined. 705 00:39:46,798 --> 00:39:49,268 EDITH. 706 00:40:11,923 --> 00:40:13,958 Dope glasses, Parker. 707 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,195 Flash, give them back. 708 00:40:16,295 --> 00:40:19,465 Please give me-- 709 00:40:19,465 --> 00:40:21,936 I'm so sorry. 710 00:40:23,036 --> 00:40:24,135 EDITH, don't kill Brad. 711 00:40:24,235 --> 00:40:25,737 Do you want me to cancel 712 00:40:25,739 --> 00:40:27,139 the drone strike on Brad Davis? 713 00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:28,641 No. 714 00:40:28,641 --> 00:40:30,413 Firing. 715 00:40:32,512 --> 00:40:35,079 Oh, look out! 716 00:40:37,784 --> 00:40:39,418 Hey, this is not the autobahn! 717 00:40:39,418 --> 00:40:40,985 Harrington! 718 00:40:40,985 --> 00:40:44,824 Appears to be. 719 00:40:44,923 --> 00:40:46,592 Commencing second strike. 720 00:40:46,592 --> 00:40:48,494 Peter. Plant your fanny and buckle up. 721 00:40:48,494 --> 00:40:50,094 Look at the baby mountain goats! 722 00:40:50,096 --> 00:40:53,699 Ooh, I see them. 723 00:41:06,311 --> 00:41:08,614 I don't see any mountain goats. 724 00:41:08,615 --> 00:41:10,148 You missed them. 725 00:41:10,148 --> 00:41:12,650 I know you think none of us have noticed, Peter... 726 00:41:12,652 --> 00:41:14,085 What? 727 00:41:14,086 --> 00:41:16,655 ...but your new look, I love it. 728 00:41:16,655 --> 00:41:18,657 Thanks. 729 00:41:18,657 --> 00:41:21,628 Yeah. Sophisticated, classy, very European. 730 00:41:21,628 --> 00:41:23,661 Oh, man. 731 00:41:23,996 --> 00:41:25,965 Let's try that again. 732 00:41:25,965 --> 00:41:29,333 - Uh, this is so weird. - It was right here on my phone. 733 00:41:29,335 --> 00:41:33,775 Yeah. Weird. 734 00:41:37,809 --> 00:41:39,112 Ow. 735 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:04,335 This is amazing. 736 00:42:04,336 --> 00:42:06,840 Wow, this place is so classy. 737 00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:08,407 Yeah, so why are we here? 738 00:42:08,407 --> 00:42:10,110 Speak for yourself. 739 00:42:10,210 --> 00:42:11,842 I'm home. 740 00:42:11,844 --> 00:42:13,512 What can I say? 741 00:42:13,512 --> 00:42:15,847 The squeaky wheel gets the upgrade grease. 742 00:42:15,847 --> 00:42:19,552 Everyone get settled in, rest up because tonight, big surprise, 743 00:42:19,552 --> 00:42:22,152 is Prague's annual... 744 00:42:22,153 --> 00:42:23,755 Yeah! 745 00:42:23,755 --> 00:42:25,358 Parker, it's Hill. 746 00:42:25,358 --> 00:42:27,059 There's an earpiece with your suit. 747 00:42:27,059 --> 00:42:29,061 Put it on and await further instructions. 748 00:42:29,061 --> 00:42:30,396 Uh, yes, ma'am. 749 00:42:30,396 --> 00:42:31,764 Hey, man. 750 00:42:31,764 --> 00:42:34,099 Look, I am so sorry 751 00:42:34,099 --> 00:42:36,735 if I seem like I'm preoccupied with my relationship. 752 00:42:36,735 --> 00:42:38,204 I'm still your guy in the chair. 753 00:42:38,304 --> 00:42:40,206 No, it's all good. Don't worry about it. 754 00:42:40,306 --> 00:42:42,940 It's fine. 755 00:42:42,942 --> 00:42:45,376 So, what's the status on the Elemental thing? 756 00:42:45,376 --> 00:42:47,911 Uh, here in the city. 757 00:42:47,913 --> 00:42:50,217 I know, I know. It's not good. 758 00:42:50,317 --> 00:42:51,717 It's-- I'm figuring it out. 759 00:42:51,717 --> 00:42:53,784 You have to do something, Peter, please. 760 00:42:53,786 --> 00:42:55,152 We're all counting on you. 761 00:42:55,153 --> 00:42:57,121 Yeah. Yeah, babe. 762 00:42:57,123 --> 00:42:59,958 The good news is, we've all got our own rooms. 763 00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:01,760 Serious? 764 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,163 Yes, sir. 765 00:43:04,262 --> 00:43:06,630 That thing is going to be here in a few hours. 766 00:43:06,632 --> 00:43:08,599 He's not bored. 767 00:43:08,599 --> 00:43:10,702 He's thinking about how you kidnapped him. 768 00:43:10,702 --> 00:43:12,204 He had obstacles. 769 00:43:12,304 --> 00:43:14,173 I removed them. 770 00:43:14,273 --> 00:43:16,108 They still won't evacuate the city. 771 00:43:16,208 --> 00:43:18,878 Idiots. 772 00:43:18,878 --> 00:43:20,746 So, what's the plan, Parker? 773 00:43:20,746 --> 00:43:23,150 I will be in the cathedral tower, 774 00:43:23,250 --> 00:43:24,949 keeping watch for the fire monster. 775 00:43:24,951 --> 00:43:27,552 When that shows up, I will radio you guys, 776 00:43:27,552 --> 00:43:31,326 My name is Mysterio. 777 00:43:33,759 --> 00:43:36,161 That's when Mysterio and I will move in. 778 00:43:36,260 --> 00:43:37,661 Peter, listen to me. 779 00:43:37,663 --> 00:43:40,333 The best hope you have, the only hope, 780 00:43:40,333 --> 00:43:43,869 is to stop it here now, no matter what the cost. 781 00:43:43,869 --> 00:43:46,005 Maneuver it away from civilians if you can, 782 00:43:46,005 --> 00:43:48,974 but most important, keep it away from metal. 783 00:43:48,974 --> 00:43:50,943 If it gets too big, it'll be able to 784 00:43:50,943 --> 00:43:52,612 draw power from the Earth's core. 785 00:43:52,612 --> 00:43:56,552 After that, there's no way to stop it. 786 00:43:59,652 --> 00:44:01,221 Hey, my friends are here. 787 00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:03,889 I can't help but think we're putting them in danger. 788 00:44:03,889 --> 00:44:07,092 You're worried about us hurting your friends? 789 00:44:07,092 --> 00:44:12,197 You, who called a drone strike on your own school tour bus? 790 00:44:12,197 --> 00:44:15,632 Stark gave you a multibillion-dollar 791 00:44:15,634 --> 00:44:17,969 A.R. tactical intelligence system, 792 00:44:17,971 --> 00:44:19,639 and the first thing you do with it 793 00:44:19,639 --> 00:44:21,106 is try and blow up your friends. 794 00:44:21,206 --> 00:44:26,278 It's clear to me that you were not ready for this. 795 00:44:32,152 --> 00:44:35,121 Fury asked me to come up here and see how you were doing. 796 00:44:35,221 --> 00:44:37,389 He just-- He felt bad about snapping at you. 797 00:44:37,389 --> 00:44:38,856 Really? 798 00:44:38,856 --> 00:44:42,327 You guys do have sarcasm on this Earth, right? 799 00:44:42,927 --> 00:44:44,498 How you feeling? 800 00:44:46,597 --> 00:44:48,900 Uh... 801 00:44:48,902 --> 00:44:52,172 I didn't think I was gonna have to save the world this summer. 802 00:44:52,271 --> 00:44:55,509 I know that makes me sound like such a jerk. I just... 803 00:44:56,608 --> 00:45:00,112 I had this plan with this girl that I really like... 804 00:45:00,112 --> 00:45:03,655 and now it's all ruined. 805 00:45:09,755 --> 00:45:13,226 You're not a jerk for wanting a normal life, kid. 806 00:45:14,326 --> 00:45:15,827 It's a hard path. 807 00:45:15,827 --> 00:45:18,197 You see things. You do things. 808 00:45:18,197 --> 00:45:20,733 You make choices. 809 00:45:20,833 --> 00:45:24,003 People look up to you... 810 00:45:24,103 --> 00:45:27,641 and even if you win a battle, sometimes they die. 811 00:45:27,740 --> 00:45:30,242 I like you, Peter. You're a good kid. 812 00:45:31,342 --> 00:45:34,947 There's a part of me that wants me to tell you, just... 813 00:45:34,947 --> 00:45:36,880 turn around, run away from all this. 814 00:45:36,882 --> 00:45:38,550 Then there's another part of me 815 00:45:38,550 --> 00:45:40,753 that knows what we're about to fight, 816 00:45:40,753 --> 00:45:44,326 what's at stake, and I'm glad you're here. 817 00:45:45,425 --> 00:45:46,726 Me too. 818 00:45:46,726 --> 00:45:49,092 But you're worried about your friends. 819 00:45:49,094 --> 00:45:50,963 Yeah. 820 00:45:50,963 --> 00:45:53,900 Just always feel like I'm putting them in danger. 821 00:45:53,900 --> 00:45:56,501 Look, just get them inside 822 00:45:56,501 --> 00:45:59,003 and keep them in a safe place for just a few hours. 823 00:45:59,003 --> 00:46:00,708 They'll be all right. 824 00:46:01,807 --> 00:46:04,610 It's really nice to have somebody to talk to 825 00:46:04,610 --> 00:46:08,081 about superhero stuff, you know? 826 00:46:08,181 --> 00:46:09,614 Anytime. 827 00:46:09,615 --> 00:46:12,184 And, hey, we survive this, 828 00:46:12,284 --> 00:46:14,219 you'll have all summer to kill Brad. 829 00:46:17,822 --> 00:46:19,224 See you out there. 830 00:46:19,324 --> 00:46:21,126 All right. 831 00:46:24,563 --> 00:46:25,597 Scusi. 832 00:46:25,597 --> 00:46:29,467 Sorry, that's Italian. 833 00:46:30,402 --> 00:46:33,737 Okay. EDITH? Oh, come on. 834 00:46:33,739 --> 00:46:35,608 Hey, uh... 835 00:46:35,608 --> 00:46:38,476 I need a way to keep my friends inside the next few hours. 836 00:46:38,476 --> 00:46:40,143 Let's see what we can do. 837 00:46:40,144 --> 00:46:41,880 Good news. 838 00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:43,547 We're going to the opera! 839 00:46:43,548 --> 00:46:45,117 The opera? 840 00:46:45,217 --> 00:46:46,385 Don't look at me. 841 00:46:46,385 --> 00:46:47,887 What happened to the carnival? 842 00:46:47,887 --> 00:46:49,621 This is upgrade living, guys. 843 00:46:49,621 --> 00:46:53,458 Come on. The tour company just gave us these tickets. 844 00:46:53,460 --> 00:46:56,494 For free! Do you have any idea how much opera tickets cost? 845 00:46:56,494 --> 00:47:00,965 No, because none of us have ever wanted to go to the opera, ever. 846 00:47:00,965 --> 00:47:04,001 Uh, I think this is gonna be culturally enriching for us. 847 00:47:04,001 --> 00:47:05,570 Thank you, Ned. 848 00:47:05,570 --> 00:47:08,672 Everyone, this is gonna be, maybe, 849 00:47:08,673 --> 00:47:11,543 the best four hours of our whole trip. 850 00:47:11,543 --> 00:47:13,045 Four hours? 851 00:47:13,045 --> 00:47:16,548 Guys, I think this is gonna be fun. Seriously. 852 00:47:17,849 --> 00:47:21,152 I bet now you're all happy I had you pack a nice outfit. 853 00:47:21,153 --> 00:47:23,822 Yeah, because we'd much rather go to a four-hour opera 854 00:47:23,822 --> 00:47:25,891 instead of the biggest party in the world. 855 00:47:25,891 --> 00:47:28,494 Again, don't look at me. 856 00:47:28,494 --> 00:47:30,230 Parker, do you copy? 857 00:47:30,329 --> 00:47:32,632 Comm check, one, two. 858 00:47:33,731 --> 00:47:35,967 Okay, here we are. 859 00:47:35,967 --> 00:47:37,670 Beat the rush. 860 00:47:37,670 --> 00:47:39,206 Yeah, the rush out. 861 00:47:39,306 --> 00:47:43,576 Lucky for us, we got the best seats in the house. 862 00:47:43,675 --> 00:47:45,246 Let's go. 863 00:47:46,346 --> 00:47:48,916 Hey. I'll save you a seat. 864 00:47:55,588 --> 00:47:56,956 You look really pretty. 865 00:47:56,956 --> 00:47:58,789 And therefore, I have value? 866 00:47:58,789 --> 00:48:01,760 No. No, that's not what I meant at all. I was just-- 867 00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:03,128 I'm messing with you. 868 00:48:04,364 --> 00:48:06,164 You're welcome. 869 00:48:06,264 --> 00:48:09,201 Thank you. 870 00:48:09,300 --> 00:48:11,902 So cute. 871 00:48:11,903 --> 00:48:13,737 Yeah. 872 00:48:13,739 --> 00:48:16,007 Want to go in on a pair? 873 00:48:16,009 --> 00:48:17,608 You mean, sit next to each other? 874 00:48:17,608 --> 00:48:18,943 Yeah. 875 00:48:18,943 --> 00:48:20,780 Are you in position? 876 00:48:20,780 --> 00:48:22,347 Okay. No... 877 00:48:22,347 --> 00:48:23,882 Why the hell not? Parker? 878 00:48:23,884 --> 00:48:25,516 You don't want to sit next to me, 879 00:48:25,518 --> 00:48:27,452 or, no, you just don't want the glasses? 880 00:48:27,452 --> 00:48:29,188 I didn't mean that. Uh, uh... 881 00:48:29,188 --> 00:48:32,759 If you go ahead, I'll go grab us a pair. 882 00:48:32,858 --> 00:48:34,592 I'll save you a seat next to me. 883 00:48:34,594 --> 00:48:35,862 Awesome. 884 00:48:35,862 --> 00:48:38,130 A lot of seats, so I'll be up there. 885 00:48:38,130 --> 00:48:39,231 Okay. 886 00:48:39,331 --> 00:48:42,132 No, I'm coming. I'm... 887 00:48:42,134 --> 00:48:44,603 Hey, I gotta go. Could you tell MJ 888 00:48:44,603 --> 00:48:46,505 that I'm sick or something? 889 00:48:46,505 --> 00:48:48,440 Okay. Be careful. 890 00:48:48,442 --> 00:48:50,108 And Peter, whatever you do, 891 00:48:50,108 --> 00:48:52,610 please steer the monster away from the opera house. 892 00:48:52,610 --> 00:48:54,411 Yeah, Ned, I know. 893 00:48:54,413 --> 00:48:55,447 Okay? 894 00:48:55,447 --> 00:48:57,250 Gotta go. 895 00:49:12,097 --> 00:49:15,132 Parker! You better be on your way. 896 00:49:15,134 --> 00:49:16,168 Coming. 897 00:49:22,407 --> 00:49:24,775 Where do you think she's going? To the carnival? 898 00:49:24,777 --> 00:49:27,146 We should go. Yes, we should go. 899 00:49:27,246 --> 00:49:31,548 Come on, let's go. Come on. 900 00:49:45,530 --> 00:49:47,666 All right. I'm in position. 901 00:49:47,666 --> 00:49:49,467 Uh, as soon as I see something, 902 00:49:49,467 --> 00:49:51,635 Beck, I'll, uh-- I'll let you know. 903 00:49:51,635 --> 00:49:53,804 How's the suit? 904 00:49:53,806 --> 00:49:56,041 Ah, the suit's great. It's awesome. 905 00:49:56,041 --> 00:49:58,376 It's a little tight around the old web-shooter. 906 00:49:58,376 --> 00:50:00,411 Okay, I'll shut up. 907 00:50:00,413 --> 00:50:03,014 Oh, my God, babe, isn't this beautiful? 908 00:50:03,014 --> 00:50:05,418 Yeah, it's real beautiful, babe. 909 00:50:05,418 --> 00:50:08,753 You know, honestly, I just-- 910 00:50:08,753 --> 00:50:11,389 I don't do well with big crowds, so maybe we should-- 911 00:50:11,389 --> 00:50:14,659 I have the perfect thing. Come on. 912 00:50:14,659 --> 00:50:16,929 Heh. 913 00:50:22,701 --> 00:50:24,335 Don't worry, babe. 914 00:50:24,336 --> 00:50:26,838 We'll get away from the crowds, get some fresh air. 915 00:50:26,838 --> 00:50:30,076 You'll feel a thousand times better. 916 00:50:33,644 --> 00:50:34,880 Energy spiking. 917 00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:36,115 We have seismic activity. 918 00:50:47,826 --> 00:50:50,695 Okay, he's here! Beck, are you ready? You know what to do. 919 00:50:50,695 --> 00:50:53,438 On your lead, Spider-Man. 920 00:50:58,538 --> 00:50:59,603 No, come back! 921 00:50:59,605 --> 00:51:01,813 Come back and help us! 922 00:51:07,913 --> 00:51:09,318 You're up, kid. 923 00:51:21,927 --> 00:51:23,427 Wait, wait. Is that...? 924 00:51:23,427 --> 00:51:24,963 Do you think that's Spider-Man? 925 00:51:24,963 --> 00:51:26,132 Uh-uh. No, no, no. 926 00:51:26,231 --> 00:51:28,101 It's a European rip-off version of him. 927 00:51:28,201 --> 00:51:30,942 I actually read about him. It's not him. 928 00:51:43,715 --> 00:51:45,784 No, Beck! He's got the carousel! 929 00:51:45,784 --> 00:51:47,619 He's getting bigger! 930 00:51:47,619 --> 00:51:49,454 What's his name? What's his name? 931 00:51:49,454 --> 00:51:51,121 Uh, it's Night-- Night Monkey. 932 00:51:51,123 --> 00:51:52,623 Yeah. 933 00:51:52,625 --> 00:51:54,159 Night Monkey! 934 00:51:54,259 --> 00:51:56,228 Night Monkey, help! 935 00:51:56,327 --> 00:51:57,594 What? 936 00:51:57,596 --> 00:51:59,164 Night Monkey, we're stuck! 937 00:51:59,264 --> 00:52:01,934 Help us! Help! 938 00:52:15,347 --> 00:52:17,786 Are you okay? 939 00:52:19,885 --> 00:52:21,619 On to Plan B? 940 00:52:21,619 --> 00:52:24,190 Yeah! We gotta hit him with something he can't absorb! 941 00:52:24,289 --> 00:52:27,659 I go left, you go right! Now! 942 00:52:42,606 --> 00:52:43,873 Okay, shoot him! 943 00:52:43,875 --> 00:52:45,177 Yeah! 944 00:52:47,346 --> 00:52:50,117 That hurt him. Keep it coming. 945 00:52:57,655 --> 00:52:59,592 Spider-Man, keep your distance. 946 00:52:59,592 --> 00:53:01,492 I'm trying! 947 00:53:01,492 --> 00:53:03,829 Can't let him get near the Ferris wheel. 948 00:53:03,829 --> 00:53:06,331 Okay. I'm on it! 949 00:53:16,074 --> 00:53:18,153 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 950 00:53:28,253 --> 00:53:31,563 Whoa, what is that?! 951 00:53:37,663 --> 00:53:39,563 Betty! Betty! 952 00:53:59,751 --> 00:54:03,293 - That's it! Nice! - Nice! You got him! 953 00:54:08,927 --> 00:54:11,237 No, no, no. 954 00:54:17,336 --> 00:54:19,806 It's too late. 955 00:54:19,905 --> 00:54:21,972 Whatever happens... 956 00:54:21,972 --> 00:54:23,675 I'm glad we met. 957 00:54:23,675 --> 00:54:26,679 Beck, what are you doing? 958 00:54:26,778 --> 00:54:29,115 What I should have done last time. 959 00:54:34,052 --> 00:54:35,722 Beck, don't do it! 960 00:54:39,791 --> 00:54:41,893 Beck! 961 00:55:01,213 --> 00:55:03,516 Mr. Beck? 962 00:55:05,483 --> 00:55:07,422 Oh, thank God. 963 00:55:15,460 --> 00:55:16,994 I would totally kiss you, 964 00:55:16,994 --> 00:55:20,967 but I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. 965 00:55:23,001 --> 00:55:25,139 I might have a mint. 966 00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:27,371 So it's over? 967 00:55:27,371 --> 00:55:29,106 That was the last of them. 968 00:55:29,206 --> 00:55:32,376 But not the last threat we'll ever face. 969 00:55:32,376 --> 00:55:36,045 We need to stay vigilant. 970 00:55:36,047 --> 00:55:38,650 There's a void in this world for someone like you. 971 00:55:38,650 --> 00:55:42,621 Hill and I are going to Europol headquarters in Berlin tomorrow. 972 00:55:42,621 --> 00:55:45,757 You should join us. 973 00:55:45,856 --> 00:55:49,103 Thank you. I just might take you up on that. 974 00:55:58,202 --> 00:56:02,141 You got gifts, Parker, but you didn't wanna be here. 975 00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:03,440 Mr. Fury, I-- 976 00:56:03,442 --> 00:56:06,177 I'd love to have you in Berlin too. 977 00:56:06,177 --> 00:56:11,150 But you got to decide whether you're going to step up or not. 978 00:56:11,250 --> 00:56:12,949 Stark chose you. 979 00:56:12,951 --> 00:56:15,786 He made you an Avenger. 980 00:56:15,788 --> 00:56:17,889 I need that. 981 00:56:17,889 --> 00:56:20,159 The world needs that. 982 00:56:20,259 --> 00:56:23,764 Maybe Stark was wrong. 983 00:56:25,864 --> 00:56:28,034 Was he? 984 00:56:29,134 --> 00:56:31,103 The choice is yours. 985 00:56:45,384 --> 00:56:48,989 Let's get a drink. 986 00:56:50,088 --> 00:56:52,623 I'm not 21. 987 00:56:58,697 --> 00:57:00,300 Hey. 988 00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:05,170 You gotta celebrate. We did something good tonight. 989 00:57:05,170 --> 00:57:07,405 Yeah. 990 00:57:07,505 --> 00:57:09,474 Fury was right. 991 00:57:09,474 --> 00:57:12,010 Tony did a lot for me... 992 00:57:12,010 --> 00:57:14,112 so I owe it to him, to everybody. 993 00:57:14,114 --> 00:57:16,081 Do you? 994 00:57:16,081 --> 00:57:18,751 Yeah. I mean... 995 00:57:19,851 --> 00:57:22,621 Mr. Stark gave me the chance to be more. 996 00:57:22,621 --> 00:57:24,454 He wanted me to be better than him. 997 00:57:24,454 --> 00:57:26,525 And Fury just wants me to live up to that. 998 00:57:26,525 --> 00:57:28,092 What do you want, Peter? 999 00:57:28,092 --> 00:57:30,829 What do you want? 1000 00:57:30,829 --> 00:57:33,130 I don't know. 1001 00:57:33,130 --> 00:57:34,931 What do you want? Peter Parker. Now. 1002 00:57:34,932 --> 00:57:36,501 I know you're thinking about it. 1003 00:57:36,501 --> 00:57:37,936 I wanna go on my trip, right? 1004 00:57:37,936 --> 00:57:40,139 I want to go back on my trip with my friends. 1005 00:57:40,139 --> 00:57:43,208 And go to the top of the Eiffel Tower 1006 00:57:43,307 --> 00:57:47,347 with the girl who I really like and tell her how I feel... 1007 00:57:48,447 --> 00:57:50,614 Whoa. 1008 00:57:50,615 --> 00:57:52,282 Shut up, man. 1009 00:57:52,282 --> 00:57:53,952 You're not gonna do that, are you? 1010 00:57:53,952 --> 00:57:55,686 Why not? 1011 00:57:55,686 --> 00:57:58,556 Because I have too much of a responsibility. 1012 00:58:00,192 --> 00:58:02,527 What are those? 1013 00:58:02,528 --> 00:58:04,362 EDITH glasses, yeah. 1014 00:58:04,364 --> 00:58:06,030 They were just on the floor? 1015 00:58:06,030 --> 00:58:07,864 Try them on. Let's see how they look. 1016 00:58:07,865 --> 00:58:09,403 Yeah. 1017 00:58:12,503 --> 00:58:14,505 I actually really like them. 1018 00:58:14,505 --> 00:58:15,907 Can I be completely honest? 1019 00:58:15,907 --> 00:58:17,041 Please. 1020 00:58:17,041 --> 00:58:18,876 They look really stupid. 1021 00:58:18,876 --> 00:58:20,211 Oh. 1022 00:58:20,311 --> 00:58:22,646 But maybe they have a contact-lens version. 1023 00:58:22,646 --> 00:58:24,181 You try them on. 1024 00:58:24,182 --> 00:58:25,983 Try them on. 1025 00:58:25,983 --> 00:58:28,121 Just put them on. 1026 00:58:35,894 --> 00:58:38,697 What do you think, kid? 1027 00:58:42,300 --> 00:58:45,202 "Next Tony Stark, I trust you." 1028 00:58:45,302 --> 00:58:47,704 "For the next Tony Stark, I trust you." 1029 00:58:47,704 --> 00:58:49,106 What? 1030 00:58:49,206 --> 00:58:51,342 Stark left me a message with those glasses: 1031 00:58:51,342 --> 00:58:53,144 "For the next Tony Stark, I trust you." 1032 00:58:53,244 --> 00:58:56,081 I'm still not following. How many lemonades have you had? 1033 00:58:56,081 --> 00:58:57,849 He knew every mistake I ever made. 1034 00:58:57,849 --> 00:59:00,583 He must've known I wasn't ready for something like this. 1035 00:59:00,585 --> 00:59:01,987 Why would he give it to you? 1036 00:59:01,987 --> 00:59:03,889 Maybe he didn't trust me to have EDITH, 1037 00:59:03,889 --> 00:59:05,755 he just trusted me to pick who should. 1038 00:59:05,757 --> 00:59:08,427 It makes much more sense. He knew I'd do what's right. 1039 00:59:08,427 --> 00:59:10,027 He's not gonna give them to Fury 1040 00:59:10,028 --> 00:59:11,896 because Fury would give himself EDITH. 1041 00:59:11,896 --> 00:59:13,398 You're probably right. 1042 00:59:13,398 --> 00:59:16,635 Right, so the world needs the next Iron Man. 1043 00:59:16,635 --> 00:59:19,704 And it's not me. I'm a 16-year-old kid from Queens. 1044 00:59:19,704 --> 00:59:22,606 It needs to be an adult with some experience 1045 00:59:22,606 --> 00:59:25,643 and that's good like Tony Stark, like you. 1046 00:59:25,644 --> 00:59:30,016 No. Peter, come on. No. 1047 00:59:31,115 --> 00:59:32,449 Hello, Peter. 1048 00:59:32,451 --> 00:59:34,985 Hi. Yeah, um... 1049 00:59:34,985 --> 00:59:38,123 I'd like to transfer your control over to Quentin Beck. 1050 00:59:38,222 --> 00:59:40,958 Doing the right thing. 1051 00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:44,094 Any transfer will require confirmation. 1052 00:59:45,097 --> 00:59:46,463 Stark gave me a choice. 1053 00:59:46,463 --> 00:59:48,599 It's my choice to make. I'm gonna make it. 1054 00:59:48,599 --> 00:59:51,202 You're a soldier, a leader. You stopped the Elementals. 1055 00:59:51,302 --> 00:59:54,103 You saved my life. You saved the world, okay? 1056 00:59:54,105 --> 00:59:55,806 He'd want you to have them. 1057 00:59:55,807 --> 00:59:57,440 Waiting for confirmation. 1058 00:59:57,442 --> 00:59:59,315 Confirm. 1059 01:00:02,414 --> 01:00:04,815 Welcome to the Avengers. 1060 01:00:12,257 --> 01:00:15,027 They look good on you. 1061 01:00:15,126 --> 01:00:16,728 Thank you. 1062 01:00:16,827 --> 01:00:18,161 It's an honor. 1063 01:00:18,163 --> 01:00:20,764 Yeah. 1064 01:00:20,764 --> 01:00:23,269 Mr. Stark would've really liked you. 1065 01:00:24,369 --> 01:00:26,536 I'm gonna go find MJ. 1066 01:00:26,538 --> 01:00:29,373 Good luck, kid. I'll give you a fifty-fifty chance. 1067 01:00:29,375 --> 01:00:31,409 You're pretty awkward. 1068 01:00:31,842 --> 01:00:33,443 Yeah. 1069 01:00:33,443 --> 01:00:36,585 See you. 1070 01:01:07,547 --> 01:01:09,347 See? That wasn't so hard. 1071 01:01:09,347 --> 01:01:11,516 Yes! 1072 01:01:11,516 --> 01:01:15,318 Somebody get this stupid costume off me! 1073 01:01:21,860 --> 01:01:24,829 Okay, we got EDITH. Get these connected to our system. 1074 01:01:24,829 --> 01:01:27,132 Toast! Toast! Toast! 1075 01:01:27,231 --> 01:01:30,001 This is a big win, but we still got a lot of work to do. 1076 01:01:30,001 --> 01:01:31,835 Toast! Toast! Toast! 1077 01:01:31,836 --> 01:01:33,603 Yeah! 1078 01:01:33,605 --> 01:01:36,074 Okay, toasts! 1079 01:01:36,074 --> 01:01:37,373 Give me that, Doug. 1080 01:01:37,375 --> 01:01:39,510 To the man who brought us all together, 1081 01:01:39,510 --> 01:01:41,179 our former boss, Tony Stark. 1082 01:01:41,278 --> 01:01:42,679 Boo! 1083 01:01:42,681 --> 01:01:44,382 The jester king. 1084 01:01:44,384 --> 01:01:48,985 Literally wrapped in wealth and technology 1085 01:01:48,985 --> 01:01:51,021 that he was unfit to wield. 1086 01:01:51,021 --> 01:01:53,422 Like the holographic system I designed. 1087 01:01:53,423 --> 01:01:54,860 A revolutionary breakthrough 1088 01:01:54,860 --> 01:01:57,360 with limitless applications that Tony turned 1089 01:01:57,360 --> 01:01:59,429 into a self-therapy machine and renamed-- 1090 01:01:59,431 --> 01:02:03,969 Binarily Augmented Retro-Framing, or BARF. 1091 01:02:06,237 --> 01:02:08,039 Oh, $611 million 1092 01:02:08,039 --> 01:02:10,108 for my little therapeutic experiment. 1093 01:02:11,943 --> 01:02:13,777 He renamed my life's work... 1094 01:02:13,778 --> 01:02:14,878 "BARF." 1095 01:02:14,878 --> 01:02:16,380 I told him it was a mistake, 1096 01:02:16,380 --> 01:02:20,018 that my technology could change the world. 1097 01:02:20,117 --> 01:02:22,121 And then... 1098 01:02:22,221 --> 01:02:24,722 he fired me. 1099 01:02:24,822 --> 01:02:27,625 Said I was... 1100 01:02:27,724 --> 01:02:29,461 unstable. 1101 01:02:30,561 --> 01:02:31,628 To Tony. 1102 01:02:31,628 --> 01:02:33,231 To Tony! 1103 01:02:33,331 --> 01:02:34,998 Next, to William. 1104 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,001 William! 1105 01:02:37,001 --> 01:02:40,838 Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! 1106 01:02:40,838 --> 01:02:43,507 With a box of scraps! 1107 01:02:43,509 --> 01:02:45,476 The integration of my illusion tech 1108 01:02:45,476 --> 01:02:47,612 with your weaponized drones was brilliant. 1109 01:02:47,612 --> 01:02:50,148 Powerful illusions, real damage, worked like a charm. 1110 01:02:50,248 --> 01:02:51,650 And it's just the beginning. 1111 01:02:51,650 --> 01:02:53,717 To Guterman. 1112 01:02:53,717 --> 01:02:55,052 To Guterman! 1113 01:02:55,052 --> 01:02:56,719 The story you created of a soldier 1114 01:02:56,721 --> 01:02:58,456 from another Earth named Quentin 1115 01:02:58,456 --> 01:03:01,125 fighting space monsters in Europe is totally ridiculous 1116 01:03:01,224 --> 01:03:04,230 and apparently the kind of thing people will believe right now. 1117 01:03:04,329 --> 01:03:05,963 I mean, everybody bought it. 1118 01:03:05,963 --> 01:03:07,465 Guterman! 1119 01:03:07,465 --> 01:03:09,400 To Victoria! 1120 01:03:09,402 --> 01:03:11,835 Staging electromagnetic pulses at each attack site 1121 01:03:11,836 --> 01:03:14,139 so Fury's own satellites would confirm our lies. 1122 01:03:14,239 --> 01:03:15,672 Inspired idea. 1123 01:03:15,673 --> 01:03:17,976 Janice! 1124 01:03:17,976 --> 01:03:20,844 After Tony died, she was the one who discovered that EDITH 1125 01:03:20,846 --> 01:03:24,514 was being handed over not to us, not to the Defense Department, 1126 01:03:24,514 --> 01:03:25,684 but to a child. 1127 01:03:25,684 --> 01:03:27,351 To Janice! 1128 01:03:27,351 --> 01:03:30,188 And to the rest of you, Tony Stark is gone. 1129 01:03:30,288 --> 01:03:33,192 There's a window of opportunity, and someone will step up. 1130 01:03:33,291 --> 01:03:36,025 But these days, you can be the smartest guy in the room, 1131 01:03:36,027 --> 01:03:38,362 the most qualified, and no one cares. 1132 01:03:38,364 --> 01:03:40,199 Unless you're flying around with a cape 1133 01:03:40,298 --> 01:03:41,998 or shooting lasers from your hands, 1134 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:46,538 no one will even listen. 1135 01:03:46,637 --> 01:03:51,009 Well, I've got a cape and lasers. 1136 01:03:51,543 --> 01:03:53,179 With our technology and with EDITH, 1137 01:03:53,278 --> 01:03:58,181 Mysterio will be the greatest hero on Earth! 1138 01:03:58,182 --> 01:03:59,349 Yeah! 1139 01:03:59,349 --> 01:04:03,788 Then everyone will listen! 1140 01:04:03,887 --> 01:04:06,690 Not to a boozy man-child. 1141 01:04:06,692 --> 01:04:08,458 No! 1142 01:04:08,460 --> 01:04:11,027 Not to a hormonal teenager. 1143 01:04:11,028 --> 01:04:13,132 No! 1144 01:04:13,231 --> 01:04:14,398 To me... 1145 01:04:14,398 --> 01:04:17,702 and to my very wealthy crew. 1146 01:04:17,702 --> 01:04:18,967 To us. 1147 01:04:18,969 --> 01:04:20,036 To us. 1148 01:04:20,038 --> 01:04:21,405 To Mysterio! 1149 01:04:21,405 --> 01:04:23,106 To Mysterio! 1150 01:04:23,106 --> 01:04:24,342 To Peter Parker. 1151 01:04:24,342 --> 01:04:26,246 To Peter Parker! 1152 01:04:27,346 --> 01:04:30,014 Poor kid. 1153 01:04:30,114 --> 01:04:32,653 Let's get to work. 1154 01:04:35,753 --> 01:04:37,621 Hey. Hey. 1155 01:04:37,621 --> 01:04:38,755 We almost died. 1156 01:04:38,755 --> 01:04:39,956 It's fine. It's fine. 1157 01:04:39,956 --> 01:04:41,793 Hey, I'm done with the mission. 1158 01:04:41,793 --> 01:04:44,128 What? 1159 01:04:44,128 --> 01:04:46,197 There's monsters coming out of the ground. 1160 01:04:46,297 --> 01:04:48,099 Of course our parents want us home. 1161 01:04:48,099 --> 01:04:50,967 Don't put me on hold. Peter, you're not dead. 1162 01:04:50,967 --> 01:04:53,338 Oh, my God. Yes, good. Stay here. 1163 01:04:53,338 --> 01:04:55,840 Don't-- Put some clothes on. We're booking flights. 1164 01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:58,507 We came for science, we're leaving because of witches. 1165 01:04:58,509 --> 01:05:01,980 Welcome to the new Dark Ages. 1166 01:05:02,079 --> 01:05:04,748 We're going home in the morning. 1167 01:05:04,750 --> 01:05:07,117 No, no, no. All the Elementals are gone. 1168 01:05:07,117 --> 01:05:09,085 Coming, sweetie. 1169 01:05:09,086 --> 01:05:13,422 Hey, can you guys keep it down? I'm live-streaming. 1170 01:05:13,423 --> 01:05:16,362 Hey. 1171 01:05:16,461 --> 01:05:18,597 Where were you? 1172 01:05:18,597 --> 01:05:20,597 Um, I got lost. 1173 01:05:20,597 --> 01:05:22,099 We were worried about you. 1174 01:05:22,099 --> 01:05:23,333 Oh. 1175 01:05:23,335 --> 01:05:25,003 Good thing you're back. Hm. 1176 01:05:25,003 --> 01:05:26,469 Yeah. 1177 01:05:26,471 --> 01:05:27,972 So much for Paris, right? 1178 01:05:27,972 --> 01:05:29,306 It would've been fun. 1179 01:05:29,307 --> 01:05:31,275 Yeah. Night. 1180 01:05:31,277 --> 01:05:33,413 Night. 1181 01:05:33,512 --> 01:05:36,213 You look ni-- 1182 01:05:42,353 --> 01:05:43,655 Okay. 1183 01:05:44,755 --> 01:05:45,690 Hey. 1184 01:05:45,789 --> 01:05:47,425 Hey. 1185 01:05:47,425 --> 01:05:49,659 Uh, look, um... 1186 01:05:49,661 --> 01:05:52,197 I'm not ready for this trip to be over yet, 1187 01:05:52,197 --> 01:05:54,565 and I kind of want to do something fun 1188 01:05:54,567 --> 01:05:57,402 that's not on the itinerary or planned 1189 01:05:57,403 --> 01:05:58,570 or with Mr. Harrington. 1190 01:05:58,570 --> 01:06:00,405 Yes. 1191 01:06:00,405 --> 01:06:02,606 "Yes," like you wanna go? 1192 01:06:02,606 --> 01:06:05,210 Yes. 1193 01:06:05,309 --> 01:06:07,646 Awesome. I'll see you outside in 10 minutes. 1194 01:06:07,746 --> 01:06:10,516 Meet me outside in five minutes. 1195 01:06:10,615 --> 01:06:12,248 Okay. 1196 01:06:12,250 --> 01:06:16,054 Bye. Heh. 1197 01:06:17,789 --> 01:06:21,661 Night Monkey, help us! Help! Night Monkey! 1198 01:06:29,567 --> 01:06:30,635 Hey. 1199 01:06:30,635 --> 01:06:32,070 So where do you wanna go? 1200 01:06:32,070 --> 01:06:33,905 Awesome. 1201 01:06:33,905 --> 01:06:35,606 Let's go. 1202 01:06:41,746 --> 01:06:43,648 I'm glad we're doing this. 1203 01:06:43,648 --> 01:06:46,050 To see the city a bit. 1204 01:06:46,050 --> 01:06:49,588 They used to execute people on this bridge. 1205 01:06:49,588 --> 01:06:51,655 They would put them in a basket, 1206 01:06:51,755 --> 01:06:55,494 and they would drown in the water. 1207 01:06:55,594 --> 01:06:57,896 It's okay. 1208 01:06:58,996 --> 01:07:01,130 Uh... 1209 01:07:01,132 --> 01:07:03,467 There's this thing I've been wanting 1210 01:07:03,467 --> 01:07:07,307 to talk to you about for a while. 1211 01:07:08,407 --> 01:07:09,775 Yeah? 1212 01:07:10,875 --> 01:07:12,409 It's our last night in Europe, 1213 01:07:12,409 --> 01:07:16,313 and I had this plan that I wanted to tell you. 1214 01:07:16,315 --> 01:07:18,148 I'm just gonna tell you. 1215 01:07:18,148 --> 01:07:20,083 Uh... 1216 01:07:20,085 --> 01:07:21,318 MJ, I-- 1217 01:07:21,318 --> 01:07:22,922 "I'm Spider-Man." 1218 01:07:24,021 --> 01:07:25,856 That's what you were gonna say. 1219 01:07:25,856 --> 01:07:28,293 That you're Spider-Man. 1220 01:07:28,393 --> 01:07:31,295 No. I'm not Spider-Man. 1221 01:07:31,297 --> 01:07:34,465 I mean, I've been watching you for a while now. 1222 01:07:34,465 --> 01:07:37,869 It's kind of obvious. Heh. 1223 01:07:37,869 --> 01:07:40,438 I'm not Spider-Man. What would make you think 1224 01:07:40,438 --> 01:07:41,572 that I was Spider-Man? 1225 01:07:41,572 --> 01:07:43,610 Yeah? 1226 01:07:43,710 --> 01:07:47,411 The fact that you disappear out of nowhere for no reason. 1227 01:07:47,413 --> 01:07:49,380 No, I was sick. Remember? 1228 01:07:49,380 --> 01:07:51,282 Susan Yang thinks 1229 01:07:51,282 --> 01:07:52,882 What? 1230 01:07:52,884 --> 01:07:55,619 Then you're Spider-Man. 1231 01:07:55,619 --> 01:07:58,655 What about tonight? 1232 01:07:58,755 --> 01:08:01,125 You snuck off and fought that thing. I saw you. 1233 01:08:01,126 --> 01:08:03,628 You can't have seen me because I'm not Spider-Man. 1234 01:08:03,630 --> 01:08:06,228 Also, on the news, it was the Night Monkey. 1235 01:08:06,230 --> 01:08:07,666 Yeah. 1236 01:08:07,766 --> 01:08:09,867 That's what it said on the news, 1237 01:08:09,867 --> 01:08:13,338 and the news never lies. 1238 01:08:13,438 --> 01:08:14,938 Night Monkey. Okay. 1239 01:08:14,940 --> 01:08:17,109 What are you doing? 1240 01:08:18,210 --> 01:08:20,143 Well, do the Night Monkey and Spider-Man 1241 01:08:20,144 --> 01:08:21,713 use the same webs? 1242 01:08:22,814 --> 01:08:24,215 I mean, maybe. 1243 01:08:24,216 --> 01:08:28,056 Maybe he's a Spider Monkey. Who knows? 1244 01:08:31,157 --> 01:08:32,523 Were you only watching me 1245 01:08:32,524 --> 01:08:35,195 because you thought I was Spider-Man? 1246 01:08:37,296 --> 01:08:39,496 Yeah. 1247 01:08:39,497 --> 01:08:42,435 Why else would I be watching you? 1248 01:08:43,536 --> 01:08:47,277 Doesn't matter. Just thought that maybe-- 1249 01:08:52,377 --> 01:08:55,514 What the hell was that? 1250 01:08:55,613 --> 01:08:58,282 I don't know. 1251 01:09:07,926 --> 01:09:10,528 What is it, some kind of projector or something? 1252 01:09:10,529 --> 01:09:13,931 Yeah, but it's really advanced. 1253 01:09:13,932 --> 01:09:16,298 It-- It looked so real. 1254 01:09:16,300 --> 01:09:19,636 Yeah, really real. 1255 01:09:19,637 --> 01:09:22,840 The Elementals are fake? 1256 01:09:22,841 --> 01:09:26,377 That doesn't make any sense because we were there, right? 1257 01:09:26,378 --> 01:09:29,882 There was fire and destruction, and... 1258 01:09:30,983 --> 01:09:34,226 Who would do something like that? 1259 01:09:42,327 --> 01:09:45,333 Mysterio. 1260 01:09:48,434 --> 01:09:50,636 I am Spider-Man. 1261 01:09:50,735 --> 01:09:52,069 And I've really messed up. 1262 01:09:52,070 --> 01:09:54,605 Wait. You're b-being serious right now? 1263 01:09:54,706 --> 01:09:56,673 You're 100 percent serious? 1264 01:09:56,675 --> 01:09:58,842 No, I'm not joking. 1265 01:09:58,844 --> 01:10:01,110 Because I was only like 67 percent sure. 1266 01:10:01,112 --> 01:10:02,681 So why are you here? 1267 01:10:02,782 --> 01:10:04,381 Why are you on this school trip? 1268 01:10:04,381 --> 01:10:06,149 I know you have a lot of questions, 1269 01:10:06,150 --> 01:10:07,985 but we have to get out of here, okay? 1270 01:10:07,987 --> 01:10:12,088 Okay. Okay. I can't believe I figured it out! 1271 01:10:13,358 --> 01:10:16,226 You took everything from me! 1272 01:10:16,228 --> 01:10:18,631 This is for my family! 1273 01:10:24,436 --> 01:10:26,337 Pause. 1274 01:10:27,438 --> 01:10:28,505 Pause. 1275 01:10:28,506 --> 01:10:30,908 Uh-- Sorry. 1276 01:10:30,909 --> 01:10:33,911 Yeah, can you just fast-forward to the end? 1277 01:10:33,912 --> 01:10:36,516 Yep. Stand by. 1278 01:10:39,617 --> 01:10:42,586 All right, fly, fly, fly, zap, zap, zap. 1279 01:10:42,587 --> 01:10:45,155 Pause. I'm not in love with this choreography, 1280 01:10:45,157 --> 01:10:46,157 but it'll do. 1281 01:10:46,158 --> 01:10:47,625 Kill image. 1282 01:10:47,725 --> 01:10:49,662 De-cloak drones. 1283 01:10:50,762 --> 01:10:51,996 All right, weapons. 1284 01:10:51,997 --> 01:10:54,331 Yep. 1285 01:10:54,332 --> 01:10:57,976 Weapons only. Stand by. 1286 01:11:05,077 --> 01:11:06,576 Nice. 1287 01:11:06,577 --> 01:11:08,311 Stop. 1288 01:11:08,313 --> 01:11:10,079 Something. I don't know what it is. 1289 01:11:10,081 --> 01:11:11,114 It's something-- 1290 01:11:11,115 --> 01:11:13,583 Just dou-- You know what? 1291 01:11:13,585 --> 01:11:15,652 Double the damage and then run it again. 1292 01:11:15,653 --> 01:11:17,253 You want me to double it up? 1293 01:11:17,255 --> 01:11:18,623 All right. 1294 01:11:18,724 --> 01:11:20,993 Cover your ears. 1295 01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:32,203 Whoo! That is good! That's good. 1296 01:11:32,304 --> 01:11:33,938 Oh, yeah. 1297 01:11:33,939 --> 01:11:36,440 Uploading software hack to EDITH network. 1298 01:11:36,442 --> 01:11:38,307 With her drones, we'll create an event 1299 01:11:38,309 --> 01:11:40,010 big enough to cover an entire city. 1300 01:11:40,011 --> 01:11:42,378 Well done. Make sure every drone is weapons-hot. 1301 01:11:42,380 --> 01:11:43,680 We need maximum damage. 1302 01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:46,216 Oh, yeah. 1303 01:11:46,217 --> 01:11:49,219 More casualties, more coverage. Gotta cut through the static. 1304 01:11:49,220 --> 01:11:51,186 London's a beautiful city, it'll suffer, 1305 01:11:51,188 --> 01:11:53,725 but they can rebuild. If I'm the next Iron Man, 1306 01:11:53,826 --> 01:11:58,028 I need to save the world from an Avengers-level threat. 1307 01:11:58,029 --> 01:12:01,465 But when its new savior descends, 1308 01:12:01,466 --> 01:12:04,668 all those casualties will be forgotten. 1309 01:12:04,670 --> 01:12:07,070 Janice, be in position with my quick-change armor 1310 01:12:07,072 --> 01:12:08,605 Of course. 1311 01:12:08,706 --> 01:12:10,373 No, that's-- 1312 01:12:10,375 --> 01:12:12,976 What's going on with my hand? Why is that happening? 1313 01:12:12,978 --> 01:12:15,512 Oh, one of the drones that came back from the plaza 1314 01:12:15,514 --> 01:12:17,213 was missing a projector. It's fine. 1315 01:12:17,215 --> 01:12:21,353 Wait, and you're--? You're telling me this now? 1316 01:12:21,354 --> 01:12:24,387 It's one drone. The image will be perfect, I promise. 1317 01:12:24,389 --> 01:12:25,690 That projector is evidence. 1318 01:12:25,791 --> 01:12:27,692 It's gonna tell people what we're doing 1319 01:12:27,693 --> 01:12:29,126 and how we're doing it. 1320 01:12:29,127 --> 01:12:31,695 I am trying to fool 7 billion people here, 1321 01:12:31,697 --> 01:12:34,463 including Nick Fury, who happens to be the most paranoid 1322 01:12:34,465 --> 01:12:36,399 and most dangerous person on the planet. 1323 01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:38,368 If he catches on before I've killed him, 1324 01:12:38,369 --> 01:12:39,936 he will put a bullet in my head. 1325 01:12:39,938 --> 01:12:43,176 And nobody wants a bullet in their head, right? 1326 01:12:44,277 --> 01:12:46,679 Right? 1327 01:12:47,779 --> 01:12:49,750 William, can you look at me? 1328 01:12:51,850 --> 01:12:53,619 Pull up EDITH. 1329 01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:56,019 Hello, Quentin. 1330 01:12:56,020 --> 01:12:57,887 Hi, honey. I need a level-five search, 1331 01:12:57,889 --> 01:12:59,923 full-resource protocol for this device. 1332 01:12:59,925 --> 01:13:02,127 Magnifying. 1333 01:13:02,226 --> 01:13:03,693 There. Search everything 1334 01:13:03,694 --> 01:13:05,697 going in and out of that building. 1335 01:13:05,796 --> 01:13:08,365 Located. 1336 01:13:08,466 --> 01:13:10,604 Shit. 1337 01:13:12,704 --> 01:13:14,838 You know, William, one day, 1338 01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:17,676 after I've had to kill Peter Parker because of this, 1339 01:13:17,775 --> 01:13:22,782 I hope you remember that his blood is on your hands! 1340 01:13:24,881 --> 01:13:26,951 I can't believe I gave Beck those glasses. 1341 01:13:26,952 --> 01:13:28,351 How could I be that stupid? 1342 01:13:28,353 --> 01:13:30,087 He's probably spying on me right now 1343 01:13:30,088 --> 01:13:32,021 or sending a drone to come and kill me. 1344 01:13:32,023 --> 01:13:34,627 You had access to killer drones? 1345 01:13:34,726 --> 01:13:36,293 Yeah, I didn't really want them, 1346 01:13:36,295 --> 01:13:38,195 especially after I almost killed Brad. 1347 01:13:38,197 --> 01:13:39,697 You almost killed Brad? 1348 01:13:39,796 --> 01:13:41,965 Look, I have to call Mr. Fury 1349 01:13:41,966 --> 01:13:43,703 and tell him that Beck's a fraud... 1350 01:13:43,802 --> 01:13:47,003 So, what are you gonna do? 1351 01:13:47,005 --> 01:13:49,939 I need my suit, and I have to go to Berlin 1352 01:13:49,939 --> 01:13:53,878 and talk to Mr. Fury in person. 1353 01:13:55,613 --> 01:13:58,547 Uh... Just... 1354 01:14:17,135 --> 01:14:18,603 Oh, Ned, perfect. 1355 01:14:18,604 --> 01:14:21,006 The costume looks great... 1356 01:14:22,106 --> 01:14:23,340 for the costume party 1357 01:14:23,341 --> 01:14:25,676 at the prince's castle. 1358 01:14:25,677 --> 01:14:27,244 She knows. I told her. 1359 01:14:27,246 --> 01:14:29,648 He didn't tell me. I figured it out. 1360 01:14:30,747 --> 01:14:32,182 Oh. 1361 01:14:32,184 --> 01:14:33,182 That's cool. 1362 01:14:33,184 --> 01:14:34,985 Like, a long time ago. 1363 01:14:35,086 --> 01:14:36,086 Oh. 1364 01:14:36,087 --> 01:14:37,854 Look, Mysterio is a fraud. 1365 01:14:37,854 --> 01:14:40,157 But he saved me and Betty's lives. 1366 01:14:40,158 --> 01:14:42,460 He's been faking the thing with illusion tech. 1367 01:14:42,461 --> 01:14:44,962 Yeah, he's using these, like, hologram projectors. 1368 01:14:44,963 --> 01:14:47,664 Whoa. That's crazy. 1369 01:14:47,666 --> 01:14:49,636 Yeah. 1370 01:14:50,735 --> 01:14:54,070 So you guys were working the case together or what? 1371 01:14:54,072 --> 01:14:55,905 It's been mostly me. 1372 01:14:55,907 --> 01:14:58,542 Ned, call May, get her to call Mr. Harrington, 1373 01:14:58,543 --> 01:15:00,978 say she wanted me to stay with family in Berlin. 1374 01:15:00,979 --> 01:15:02,378 Got it. Easy. 1375 01:15:02,380 --> 01:15:05,682 Wow, you guys lie with such ease. 1376 01:15:05,684 --> 01:15:06,917 I gotta go. 1377 01:15:06,918 --> 01:15:08,619 Wait, wait, wait. The projector. 1378 01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:10,686 You're gonna need this. 1379 01:15:10,688 --> 01:15:13,056 Don't tell anyone about this, okay? 1380 01:15:13,057 --> 01:15:16,194 Anyone who knows is in danger. 1381 01:15:22,634 --> 01:15:24,601 So you know too. 1382 01:15:24,702 --> 01:15:27,471 It's cool. I've known first, and I've known longer, 1383 01:15:27,472 --> 01:15:29,640 but it's not a competition. Heh. 1384 01:15:50,462 --> 01:15:52,396 Excuse me. Do you know where--? 1385 01:15:52,398 --> 01:15:57,369 No, wait, I didn't-- Oh, man. 1386 01:15:58,470 --> 01:15:59,643 Get in. 1387 01:16:05,743 --> 01:16:06,978 Mr. Fury-- 1388 01:16:06,979 --> 01:16:09,112 You've got a lot of explaining to do. 1389 01:16:09,113 --> 01:16:11,381 Wait until we're secure. 1390 01:16:11,381 --> 01:16:13,949 Okay. 1391 01:16:18,555 --> 01:16:19,659 Right. 1392 01:16:44,916 --> 01:16:48,085 So is there anything you want to tell us 1393 01:16:48,086 --> 01:16:49,186 about your girlfriend? 1394 01:16:49,188 --> 01:16:50,688 He's talking about EDITH. 1395 01:16:50,787 --> 01:16:52,289 I made a mistake, I'm sorry, 1396 01:16:52,291 --> 01:16:53,957 but he is not who you think he is. 1397 01:16:53,958 --> 01:16:56,259 Beck is a liar. Mysterio, the Elementals, 1398 01:16:56,260 --> 01:16:58,261 it's all fake. He has some illusion tech. 1399 01:16:58,262 --> 01:17:01,297 That's how he tricked you, and me into giving him EDITH. 1400 01:17:01,298 --> 01:17:05,168 It's a projector. I pulled it off the fire monster in Prague. 1401 01:17:05,170 --> 01:17:07,503 So all that death and destruction 1402 01:17:07,505 --> 01:17:10,340 we witnessed was created by this? 1403 01:17:10,341 --> 01:17:12,676 No, not just this. I think he's using drones. 1404 01:17:12,777 --> 01:17:14,344 Well, if this is true, 1405 01:17:14,345 --> 01:17:18,014 then Beck's very dangerous and we need to be smart. 1406 01:17:18,015 --> 01:17:20,518 Who else did you tell about this? 1407 01:17:20,618 --> 01:17:22,952 Parker? Parker! 1408 01:17:22,953 --> 01:17:26,056 It's Beck. He's here. 1409 01:17:26,057 --> 01:17:29,297 What? Hill? 1410 01:17:33,398 --> 01:17:35,966 No, it's just an illu-- 1411 01:17:36,067 --> 01:17:38,536 Fury! 1412 01:17:38,636 --> 01:17:41,239 Unh. Aah! 1413 01:17:42,740 --> 01:17:44,875 Wow, Peter, wow. 1414 01:17:44,876 --> 01:17:47,010 I thought we were close. 1415 01:17:47,011 --> 01:17:50,579 Fury always had to die, but not you. 1416 01:17:50,581 --> 01:17:53,418 Stop hiding, Beck! 1417 01:17:54,519 --> 01:17:56,485 I tried to help you walk away. 1418 01:17:56,487 --> 01:17:58,855 Now you're making me do this. 1419 01:18:03,295 --> 01:18:07,130 You told me, you were just a kid. 1420 01:18:07,131 --> 01:18:10,501 You told me, you wanted to run after that girl. 1421 01:18:10,502 --> 01:18:13,438 MJ! 1422 01:18:13,537 --> 01:18:15,542 Oh, God! 1423 01:18:16,641 --> 01:18:18,509 Peter, what's going on? 1424 01:18:18,510 --> 01:18:19,844 I know this isn't real. 1425 01:18:19,845 --> 01:18:22,078 Do you, though? 1426 01:18:22,713 --> 01:18:24,481 MJ! 1427 01:18:24,483 --> 01:18:27,317 MJ! 1428 01:18:28,252 --> 01:18:30,621 I don't think you know what's real, Peter. 1429 01:18:32,890 --> 01:18:35,132 Whoa! Whoa! 1430 01:18:44,336 --> 01:18:46,305 You need to wake up! 1431 01:19:08,926 --> 01:19:12,365 I mean, look at yourself. 1432 01:19:20,972 --> 01:19:23,673 You are just a scared little kid 1433 01:19:23,675 --> 01:19:26,578 in a sweat suit. 1434 01:19:26,677 --> 01:19:28,278 I created Mysterio 1435 01:19:28,279 --> 01:19:31,448 to give the world someone to believe in. 1436 01:19:31,449 --> 01:19:33,317 I control the truth. 1437 01:19:33,318 --> 01:19:37,373 Mysterio is the truth. 1438 01:19:59,677 --> 01:20:01,844 If you were good enough, 1439 01:20:01,845 --> 01:20:04,685 maybe Tony would still be alive. 1440 01:20:16,360 --> 01:20:20,900 Deep down, you know I'm right. 1441 01:20:30,708 --> 01:20:33,143 You made your choice. 1442 01:20:33,144 --> 01:20:36,346 And all you had to do was step aside. 1443 01:20:36,347 --> 01:20:39,417 And now you have-- 1444 01:20:51,128 --> 01:20:52,695 Fury. Unh. 1445 01:20:52,697 --> 01:20:56,164 Beck's people are trying to find everyone 1446 01:20:56,166 --> 01:20:58,268 who could expose him. 1447 01:20:58,269 --> 01:20:59,536 Who'd you tell? 1448 01:20:59,537 --> 01:21:01,238 I know you told someone... 1449 01:21:01,238 --> 01:21:02,439 ...so just tell me. 1450 01:21:02,439 --> 01:21:04,240 Who did you tell? 1451 01:21:04,242 --> 01:21:05,643 Who else did you tell? 1452 01:21:05,743 --> 01:21:07,511 Just Ned and MJ from my class. 1453 01:21:07,512 --> 01:21:09,278 Maybe Ned told his girlfriend Betty, 1454 01:21:09,279 --> 01:21:10,847 but that's it. 1455 01:21:10,849 --> 01:21:12,515 What? 1456 01:21:12,516 --> 01:21:15,251 You are so gullible. 1457 01:21:15,252 --> 01:21:17,387 You're smart as a whip. 1458 01:21:17,389 --> 01:21:19,657 Just a... 1459 01:21:19,756 --> 01:21:21,259 ...sucker. 1460 01:21:21,260 --> 01:21:23,092 And now all your friends have to die. 1461 01:21:23,094 --> 01:21:25,529 Oh, my God. 1462 01:21:28,733 --> 01:21:30,201 It's easy to fool people 1463 01:21:30,202 --> 01:21:33,039 when they're already fooling themselves. 1464 01:21:37,140 --> 01:21:40,444 But for what it's worth, Peter, 1465 01:21:40,545 --> 01:21:43,347 I really am sorry. 1466 01:21:51,322 --> 01:21:52,690 Yes, Quentin. 1467 01:21:52,791 --> 01:21:56,460 Access files to Peter Parker's class trip. 1468 01:21:56,461 --> 01:22:00,368 I need them to fly home from London. 1469 01:22:37,903 --> 01:22:40,037 Hi. 1470 01:22:40,137 --> 01:22:41,304 Where am I? 1471 01:22:41,305 --> 01:22:43,640 Municipal holding facility. 1472 01:22:43,641 --> 01:22:46,342 They said they found you unconscious at the train yard. 1473 01:22:46,344 --> 01:22:47,577 Very dangerous. 1474 01:22:47,578 --> 01:22:48,845 And we gave you the shirt 1475 01:22:48,845 --> 01:22:50,914 because you seemed a bit cold. 1476 01:22:50,916 --> 01:22:54,418 Thanks. 1477 01:22:54,519 --> 01:22:56,587 You guys are nice. 1478 01:22:56,954 --> 01:22:58,855 You speak really good English. 1479 01:22:58,856 --> 01:23:01,157 Welcome to the Netherlands. 1480 01:23:01,158 --> 01:23:03,159 I'm in the Netherlands right now? 1481 01:23:03,161 --> 01:23:04,695 Yep. 1482 01:23:05,796 --> 01:23:07,630 Bye. Aah! 1483 01:23:07,631 --> 01:23:10,365 The guard is on a break. 1484 01:23:10,367 --> 01:23:12,869 Yeah, she's pregnant. 1485 01:23:12,871 --> 01:23:15,137 Yeah. 1486 01:23:22,246 --> 01:23:24,079 Yeah. 1487 01:23:24,081 --> 01:23:25,315 Yeah. 1488 01:23:25,317 --> 01:23:29,252 Night Monkey. Yeah. 1489 01:23:32,490 --> 01:23:34,293 You guys okay? 1490 01:23:46,237 --> 01:23:47,671 Yeah? 1491 01:23:47,671 --> 01:23:50,774 Yeah. 1492 01:23:51,275 --> 01:23:54,244 Everyone is so nice here. Uh... 1493 01:23:54,246 --> 01:23:57,145 Okay. 1494 01:24:00,219 --> 01:24:03,287 Okay. 1495 01:24:03,387 --> 01:24:07,524 Pick up, pick up, pick up. Hey, hey, uh... 1496 01:24:07,525 --> 01:24:10,994 I messed up. I need a-- I need a ride. 1497 01:24:10,996 --> 01:24:13,496 Where am I? Where am I, sir? 1498 01:24:13,497 --> 01:24:17,467 It's Broek op Langedijk. 1499 01:24:17,568 --> 01:24:19,603 Hang on. Could you say that into there? 1500 01:24:19,703 --> 01:24:23,539 Hi. It's Broek op Langedijk here. 1501 01:24:23,541 --> 01:24:25,609 Yeah, no problem. Heh, heh. 1502 01:24:25,710 --> 01:24:27,344 Thanks. 1503 01:24:27,345 --> 01:24:28,667 Did you get that? 1504 01:24:49,768 --> 01:24:52,368 Peter? Are you okay? 1505 01:24:52,369 --> 01:24:55,238 Yeah, of course it's me. 1506 01:24:55,238 --> 01:24:58,708 Stop! Tell me something only you would know. 1507 01:24:58,809 --> 01:25:01,644 Only I would know. Uh... 1508 01:25:01,645 --> 01:25:04,715 Remember we went to Germany? You pay-per-viewed a video 1509 01:25:04,814 --> 01:25:06,717 in your room? They didn't list titles, 1510 01:25:06,818 --> 01:25:09,319 but I could tell by the price it was an adult film. 1511 01:25:09,320 --> 01:25:13,189 Okay, fine! It's you. Stop. 1512 01:25:14,960 --> 01:25:18,194 It's so good to see you. 1513 01:25:18,195 --> 01:25:21,463 Peter, you'll have to tell me what the hell is going on here. 1514 01:25:21,465 --> 01:25:23,365 Okay, hold still. 1515 01:25:23,367 --> 01:25:25,873 There we go. 1516 01:25:30,974 --> 01:25:32,175 Ouch. 1517 01:25:32,176 --> 01:25:33,710 I thought you had super strength. 1518 01:25:33,810 --> 01:25:37,547 It still hurts. 1519 01:25:37,648 --> 01:25:40,719 All right, relax. 1520 01:25:41,819 --> 01:25:43,853 Oh, my God. 1521 01:25:43,854 --> 01:25:45,689 Don't tell me to relax, Happy! 1522 01:25:45,689 --> 01:25:48,926 How can I relax when I messed up so bad? 1523 01:25:49,025 --> 01:25:51,194 I trusted Beck. Right? 1524 01:25:51,195 --> 01:25:52,695 I thought he was my friend. 1525 01:25:52,697 --> 01:25:55,064 I gave him the only thing Mr. Stark left for me, 1526 01:25:55,064 --> 01:25:57,636 and now he's gonna kill my friends and half of Europe, 1527 01:25:57,735 --> 01:26:01,538 so please do not tell me to relax. 1528 01:26:02,171 --> 01:26:06,141 I'm sorry, Happy. I'm sorry. I shouldn't shout. 1529 01:26:07,979 --> 01:26:10,614 I just really miss him. 1530 01:26:10,715 --> 01:26:12,918 Yeah, I miss him too. 1531 01:26:15,019 --> 01:26:17,686 Everywhere I go... 1532 01:26:17,688 --> 01:26:19,322 I see his face. 1533 01:26:19,323 --> 01:26:21,692 And the whole world is asking 1534 01:26:21,792 --> 01:26:25,462 who's gonna be the next Iron Man... 1535 01:26:26,564 --> 01:26:30,735 And I don't know if that's me, Happy. I'm not Iron Man. 1536 01:26:31,836 --> 01:26:34,137 You're not Iron Man. 1537 01:26:34,139 --> 01:26:36,940 You're never gonna be Iron Man. 1538 01:26:37,908 --> 01:26:40,310 Nobody could live up to Tony. 1539 01:26:40,311 --> 01:26:43,146 Not even Tony. 1540 01:26:43,247 --> 01:26:45,180 Tony was my best friend. 1541 01:26:45,180 --> 01:26:46,515 And he was a mess. 1542 01:26:46,516 --> 01:26:48,384 He second-guessed everything he did. 1543 01:26:48,385 --> 01:26:50,086 He was all over the place. 1544 01:26:50,087 --> 01:26:53,088 The one thing that he did that he didn't second-guess 1545 01:26:53,090 --> 01:26:55,159 was picking you. 1546 01:26:56,260 --> 01:26:59,561 I don't think Tony would have done what he did 1547 01:26:59,563 --> 01:27:04,268 if he didn't know that you were gonna be here after he was gone. 1548 01:27:04,368 --> 01:27:06,002 Now, your friends are in trouble, 1549 01:27:06,003 --> 01:27:09,908 you're all alone, your tech is missing. 1550 01:27:11,009 --> 01:27:14,545 What are you gonna do about it? 1551 01:27:17,916 --> 01:27:19,548 I'm gonna kick his ass. 1552 01:27:19,550 --> 01:27:22,485 I mean, right now. Specifically, what are we gonna do? 1553 01:27:22,487 --> 01:27:24,387 We've been hovering over a tulip field 1554 01:27:24,389 --> 01:27:25,655 for the last 15 minutes. 1555 01:27:25,657 --> 01:27:27,390 Right. I can't call my friends 1556 01:27:27,391 --> 01:27:29,092 because he's tracking their phones. 1557 01:27:29,094 --> 01:27:30,326 Give me your phone. 1558 01:27:30,327 --> 01:27:31,661 Yeah. 1559 01:27:31,662 --> 01:27:33,262 Okay. Here. 1560 01:27:33,264 --> 01:27:34,664 What's your password? 1561 01:27:34,666 --> 01:27:35,664 "Password." 1562 01:27:35,666 --> 01:27:37,333 No, what is your password? 1563 01:27:37,335 --> 01:27:39,668 Head of security, 1564 01:27:39,670 --> 01:27:42,637 I don't feel good about it. 1565 01:27:42,639 --> 01:27:45,676 Hello, governor. Cup of tea? I'm gonna be in London soon. 1566 01:27:45,777 --> 01:27:47,844 London, okay. 1567 01:27:47,845 --> 01:27:48,911 Yeah, I need a suit. 1568 01:27:48,912 --> 01:27:51,518 Suit? 1569 01:28:11,536 --> 01:28:13,603 Okay, um... 1570 01:28:13,604 --> 01:28:17,145 bring up everything you have on Spider-Man. 1571 01:28:23,246 --> 01:28:27,355 Yeah, open that. Okay, no, no, no. 1572 01:28:33,456 --> 01:28:36,125 Nothing. 1573 01:28:36,126 --> 01:28:40,430 You take care of the suit. I'll take care of the music. 1574 01:28:42,833 --> 01:28:45,042 Oh, I love Led Zeppelin. 1575 01:28:50,141 --> 01:28:53,911 Okay, can you pull up my web-shooters? 1576 01:28:54,011 --> 01:28:55,378 Isolate the Taser webs, 1577 01:28:55,380 --> 01:28:57,681 and reconfigure and boost the voltage 1578 01:28:57,782 --> 01:29:00,884 to a factor of 25 percent, 1579 01:29:00,885 --> 01:29:03,686 and give me complete manual control over detonation. 1580 01:29:03,787 --> 01:29:06,889 ? Forget the hearse 'Cause I never die-- ? 1581 01:29:06,890 --> 01:29:08,891 I thought Kree having sleeper cells 1582 01:29:08,893 --> 01:29:10,326 was top secret information. 1583 01:29:10,327 --> 01:29:12,962 Nick, satellites are picking up an EM pulse. 1584 01:29:12,963 --> 01:29:15,530 It's the biggest one yet. 1585 01:29:15,532 --> 01:29:17,367 London. 1586 01:29:17,368 --> 01:29:19,869 Okay, the company set up a city tour, 1587 01:29:19,871 --> 01:29:24,109 and then we'll grab a bite and head to the airport. 1588 01:29:25,210 --> 01:29:27,610 Is no one else gonna acknowledge how crazy this is? 1589 01:29:27,711 --> 01:29:30,279 Oh, yeah, I get it. There's been nothing scientific 1590 01:29:30,280 --> 01:29:31,681 about this science tour at all. 1591 01:29:31,782 --> 01:29:33,548 No, no, I'm talking about Peter. 1592 01:29:33,550 --> 01:29:35,384 Has no one noticed how shady he is? 1593 01:29:35,385 --> 01:29:37,386 I saw him in the back room of a rest stop 1594 01:29:37,387 --> 01:29:39,255 with some woman in his underwear, 1595 01:29:39,256 --> 01:29:41,024 and he's always sneaking away, 1596 01:29:41,025 --> 01:29:42,960 like back at the opera, huh? 1597 01:29:42,961 --> 01:29:46,429 Now he's suddenly off the trip, with his family in Berlin? 1598 01:29:46,430 --> 01:29:50,167 Is no one else here interested in the truth? 1599 01:29:50,268 --> 01:29:52,536 "The very concept of objective truth 1600 01:29:52,537 --> 01:29:54,137 is fading out of the world." 1601 01:29:54,139 --> 01:29:56,039 George Orwell. Thank you, MJ. 1602 01:29:56,041 --> 01:29:58,440 Yeah. Well, since Peter's not really here 1603 01:29:58,442 --> 01:29:59,542 to tell his truth, 1604 01:29:59,543 --> 01:30:01,311 what about you, Brad? 1605 01:30:01,313 --> 01:30:03,646 Why take pictures of people in the bathroom? 1606 01:30:03,648 --> 01:30:05,414 Yeah, dude, what's that about? 1607 01:30:05,416 --> 01:30:08,117 No, no, no, it wasn't like that. It was-- 1608 01:30:08,118 --> 01:30:09,418 I was trying to take a-- 1609 01:30:09,420 --> 01:30:11,454 Let's put all this craziness behind us 1610 01:30:11,456 --> 01:30:14,323 and have a nice, peaceful afternoon. 1611 01:30:14,324 --> 01:30:18,394 "Sounds great, Mr. Harrington," said the class. Okay. 1612 01:30:18,395 --> 01:30:21,463 I'm gonna be a cool teacher right now. 1613 01:30:21,465 --> 01:30:24,067 You gotta stop doing that. It is weird. 1614 01:30:24,068 --> 01:30:27,704 No more photos in the bathroom. Urinal or stalls. 1615 01:30:27,805 --> 01:30:29,538 Look at this. 1616 01:30:29,539 --> 01:30:31,307 Mr. Harrington, this is your bus. 1617 01:30:31,309 --> 01:30:34,610 Nice to see you all. Come along. 1618 01:30:34,612 --> 01:30:36,645 Thank you. 1619 01:30:36,746 --> 01:30:38,681 Yeah. Thank you, brother. 1620 01:30:38,782 --> 01:30:40,649 All right. 1621 01:30:40,650 --> 01:30:43,123 I have the kids. 1622 01:30:46,224 --> 01:30:48,157 I got here as fast as I could. 1623 01:30:48,158 --> 01:30:51,260 I did a full perimeter sweep. Nothing. 1624 01:30:51,261 --> 01:30:52,664 Damn it. 1625 01:30:54,765 --> 01:30:55,965 Pulse is spiking. 1626 01:30:55,966 --> 01:30:57,432 I'll take another look. 1627 01:30:57,434 --> 01:30:59,268 Soon as you see something, report. 1628 01:30:59,269 --> 01:31:01,637 You're all we've got, Beck. 1629 01:31:01,639 --> 01:31:05,475 If this is what I fear, then God help us, Fury. 1630 01:31:05,576 --> 01:31:08,311 God help us all. 1631 01:31:08,313 --> 01:31:10,346 Okay, no Avengers coming. Good to go. 1632 01:31:10,347 --> 01:31:13,282 Copy that, brother. 1633 01:31:13,283 --> 01:31:17,920 Drones are entering the atmosphere weapons-hot. 1634 01:31:22,492 --> 01:31:24,627 Working on the cape. 1635 01:31:24,628 --> 01:31:25,862 Get those wrinkles out. 1636 01:31:25,863 --> 01:31:27,730 I could be shaking hands with the queen. 1637 01:31:27,831 --> 01:31:29,399 Almost in position. 1638 01:31:29,400 --> 01:31:32,868 Increasing pulse. 1639 01:31:33,371 --> 01:31:36,005 Whatever this is, it's 100 times bigger 1640 01:31:36,006 --> 01:31:37,172 than the previous ones. 1641 01:31:37,173 --> 01:31:38,507 EDITH? 1642 01:31:38,509 --> 01:31:40,143 Yes, Quentin. 1643 01:31:40,144 --> 01:31:41,911 Show me my loose ends. 1644 01:31:41,912 --> 01:31:43,646 Once the show's going, 1645 01:31:43,747 --> 01:31:45,581 execute the kill order on my command. 1646 01:31:45,582 --> 01:31:46,716 All right. 1647 01:31:46,817 --> 01:31:49,485 Start the show. 1648 01:31:49,854 --> 01:31:53,057 Let's save the world, people. 1649 01:31:54,158 --> 01:31:57,094 I don't like this. Something's definitely up. 1650 01:31:57,095 --> 01:32:00,262 You're an FOS now. "Friend of Spider-Man." 1651 01:32:00,264 --> 01:32:04,399 And you have to remember, just stay calm. 1652 01:32:06,104 --> 01:32:08,436 That doesn't look good. 1653 01:32:08,438 --> 01:32:10,506 But it's fake, nothing to worry about. 1654 01:32:10,506 --> 01:32:14,612 And the kids are in the kill zone. 1655 01:32:14,712 --> 01:32:17,846 Great work, Guterman. 1656 01:32:17,947 --> 01:32:19,615 What? 1657 01:32:19,617 --> 01:32:22,219 I know. What do you want? 1658 01:32:22,220 --> 01:32:24,420 At Mr. Stark's, going through his belongings. 1659 01:32:24,421 --> 01:32:26,389 There was a surfboard you left behind. 1660 01:32:26,390 --> 01:32:28,224 People said they didn't think 1661 01:32:28,225 --> 01:32:31,494 Nick Fury was a surfer, I said, "Appearances can be deceiving." 1662 01:32:31,496 --> 01:32:35,131 It's not mine. And don't ever call this number again. 1663 01:32:42,072 --> 01:32:44,673 Fury's got the coded message. 1664 01:32:44,675 --> 01:32:46,509 Your friends are at the Tower Bridge. 1665 01:32:46,510 --> 01:32:49,211 Your boy called it London Bridge, but I figured it out. 1666 01:32:49,212 --> 01:32:50,913 Yeah. 1667 01:32:50,914 --> 01:32:52,114 We're close. 1668 01:32:52,115 --> 01:32:53,515 Almost done. 1669 01:32:53,516 --> 01:32:54,917 Wait, wait, whoa, whoa. 1670 01:32:54,918 --> 01:32:57,552 Before you go, if something happens to me, 1671 01:32:57,554 --> 01:32:59,288 could you please give this to MJ? 1672 01:32:59,289 --> 01:33:01,557 You'll make it back. Give it to her yourself. 1673 01:33:01,559 --> 01:33:03,025 I got this. 1674 01:33:03,027 --> 01:33:05,927 I know it's illusion tech. 1675 01:33:05,929 --> 01:33:07,697 All I do is get inside the illusion, 1676 01:33:07,698 --> 01:33:08,931 then I can take it down, 1677 01:33:08,932 --> 01:33:10,533 find him, and he's just a guy. 1678 01:33:10,534 --> 01:33:11,967 I can take EDITH right back. 1679 01:33:11,969 --> 01:33:14,470 Right, but last time, you got hit by a train. 1680 01:33:14,470 --> 01:33:17,640 True, but this time-- 1681 01:33:17,641 --> 01:33:20,576 How do I explain this? Uh... I have a sixth sense. 1682 01:33:20,577 --> 01:33:24,213 The Peter-tingle. That's what you're talking about, right? 1683 01:33:24,215 --> 01:33:25,481 It's not working, though. 1684 01:33:25,483 --> 01:33:27,451 I heard it wasn't working now. Is it? 1685 01:33:27,452 --> 01:33:29,654 It is working. I don't know if it's working-- 1686 01:33:29,753 --> 01:33:31,721 You got the Peter-tingle. That's the plan. 1687 01:33:31,822 --> 01:33:33,289 I'm gonna go get your friends. 1688 01:33:33,291 --> 01:33:35,490 You get that Peter-tingle back online. 1689 01:33:35,492 --> 01:33:37,560 I got this. I got this. 1690 01:33:51,274 --> 01:33:52,307 Cue the lightning. 1691 01:33:52,309 --> 01:33:54,780 Cuing lightning. 1692 01:33:59,149 --> 01:34:01,216 Sir, is it still safe on the top, 1693 01:34:01,217 --> 01:34:03,485 or should we all come down? 1694 01:34:03,487 --> 01:34:05,222 Oh, my. 1695 01:34:06,323 --> 01:34:07,690 What did the bus driver say? 1696 01:34:07,791 --> 01:34:09,391 Bus driver's gone. 1697 01:34:09,393 --> 01:34:10,893 Where? 1698 01:34:10,894 --> 01:34:13,630 It's okay. Mr. Dell and I have it under control! 1699 01:34:13,729 --> 01:34:15,198 No. Don't drag me into this. 1700 01:34:15,199 --> 01:34:18,034 I'm doing my best, Julius! 1701 01:34:18,036 --> 01:34:20,469 Oh, the witches are back. 1702 01:34:20,470 --> 01:34:24,369 Oh, my God, get off the bus! 1703 01:34:27,577 --> 01:34:30,445 Okay, follow me, kids. 1704 01:34:32,684 --> 01:34:35,694 Come on, let's go! 1705 01:34:47,063 --> 01:34:51,100 Now, that is an Avengers-level threat. 1706 01:35:06,751 --> 01:35:08,585 This way. This way! 1707 01:35:08,586 --> 01:35:10,019 Oh, my God! 1708 01:35:10,020 --> 01:35:11,921 Follow that hand. 1709 01:35:11,921 --> 01:35:13,689 This way. Follow me. 1710 01:35:13,689 --> 01:35:16,859 It looks real to me! 1711 01:35:16,860 --> 01:35:19,195 Follow me, kids! 1712 01:35:19,197 --> 01:35:21,396 - Earth, wind, fire, water. - Oh, no. 1713 01:35:21,398 --> 01:35:23,500 They joined forces like the Power Rangers. 1714 01:35:23,501 --> 01:35:25,268 Who? 1715 01:35:25,269 --> 01:35:27,235 Voltron! You're thinking of Voltron! 1716 01:35:27,237 --> 01:35:29,105 Hey, look, it's Mysterio! 1717 01:35:29,106 --> 01:35:31,609 He's gonna save us! 1718 01:35:33,443 --> 01:35:35,612 Wait, if Mysterio knows we know... 1719 01:35:35,712 --> 01:35:37,880 Yeah, and so are they. 1720 01:35:37,881 --> 01:35:40,449 We should go. 1721 01:35:40,550 --> 01:35:43,386 Kill that witch! Ba-bow! 1722 01:35:43,487 --> 01:35:46,725 This is for my family! 1723 01:35:47,826 --> 01:35:49,591 You should get somewhere safe, Fury. 1724 01:35:49,592 --> 01:35:51,260 I don't see this ending well. 1725 01:35:51,261 --> 01:35:53,262 I appreciate your concern, 1726 01:35:53,264 --> 01:35:56,033 but I never leave my men behind. 1727 01:35:57,134 --> 01:35:59,168 All right, comms check. Can you hear me? 1728 01:35:59,170 --> 01:36:00,936 I can. It's a little loud out here. 1729 01:36:00,938 --> 01:36:02,637 Thanks. 1730 01:36:02,639 --> 01:36:05,007 Whoa, Peter, you sure that's not real? 1731 01:36:05,009 --> 01:36:07,609 Yeah, it's just 100 times bigger than I expected. 1732 01:36:07,610 --> 01:36:08,911 Uh-huh. 1733 01:36:08,912 --> 01:36:10,479 We need to get high enough 1734 01:36:10,479 --> 01:36:15,520 Copy. Stay sticky. 1735 01:36:16,619 --> 01:36:18,688 Yeah, kid. What is it? 1736 01:36:18,787 --> 01:36:23,192 We need to have a conversation about you and my aunt! 1737 01:36:36,273 --> 01:36:38,405 Beck, report! 1738 01:36:38,407 --> 01:36:40,909 I need a response. Something quick and decisive. 1739 01:36:40,911 --> 01:36:42,411 "It's all the Elementals. 1740 01:36:42,412 --> 01:36:44,346 They're merged into something..." 1741 01:36:44,347 --> 01:36:46,650 ...into something else. Something more powerful. 1742 01:36:46,751 --> 01:36:50,222 It's drawing energy from the Earth's core. 1743 01:36:53,323 --> 01:36:55,659 See, now, that's some bullshit. 1744 01:36:58,362 --> 01:36:59,864 Is that...? 1745 01:37:04,434 --> 01:37:05,867 Be ready for anything. 1746 01:37:05,868 --> 01:37:07,708 Yeah. 1747 01:37:12,809 --> 01:37:16,047 It's not real, it's not real, it's not real! 1748 01:37:19,782 --> 01:37:22,018 Whoa. 1749 01:37:22,019 --> 01:37:25,069 That's awesome. 1750 01:37:49,045 --> 01:37:51,213 William, I've got drones breaking formation. 1751 01:37:51,215 --> 01:37:53,548 Maybe they hit a flock of birds. You're fine. 1752 01:37:53,550 --> 01:37:57,259 I wanna see what's happening Taking manual control. 1753 01:38:02,359 --> 01:38:04,527 Do you see anything? 1754 01:38:04,528 --> 01:38:08,101 Yeah. And I'm gonna kill him. 1755 01:38:12,202 --> 01:38:15,038 I hope this works. 1756 01:38:30,253 --> 01:38:32,060 You got me? 1757 01:38:36,159 --> 01:38:37,694 I got you. 1758 01:38:37,795 --> 01:38:41,497 Boss, the illusion is coming apart. 1759 01:38:43,266 --> 01:38:45,534 I see you. 1760 01:38:48,438 --> 01:38:51,511 Copy. 1761 01:39:05,121 --> 01:39:06,655 Just kill the illusion. Kill it. 1762 01:39:06,756 --> 01:39:08,125 I'm not gonna. They'll see. 1763 01:39:08,126 --> 01:39:10,659 They'll see what I want them to see! 1764 01:39:10,661 --> 01:39:13,630 Yes, Janice. 1765 01:39:13,729 --> 01:39:17,467 Done. 1766 01:39:18,568 --> 01:39:21,069 All right, hang on. 1767 01:39:21,070 --> 01:39:23,305 The monster was full of drones! It's crazy! 1768 01:39:23,305 --> 01:39:25,177 There you are. 1769 01:39:28,278 --> 01:39:30,345 Easy. 1770 01:39:33,649 --> 01:39:35,984 Who the hell is that? 1771 01:39:36,686 --> 01:39:37,920 Happy! 1772 01:39:37,921 --> 01:39:39,721 I gotta get you out of here! 1773 01:39:39,822 --> 01:39:41,189 Who are you? 1774 01:39:41,189 --> 01:39:43,359 I work with Spider-Man. Get on that jet. 1775 01:39:43,360 --> 01:39:45,194 You work for Spider-Man? 1776 01:39:45,195 --> 01:39:47,932 I work with Spider-Man, not for Spider-Man. 1777 01:39:50,033 --> 01:39:52,134 What? 1778 01:39:52,135 --> 01:39:53,469 Happy, are you okay? 1779 01:39:53,470 --> 01:39:55,171 We're okay. Just get Beck. 1780 01:39:55,171 --> 01:39:58,539 Copy. 1781 01:40:02,011 --> 01:40:04,985 I'll just kill the kids myself. 1782 01:40:09,086 --> 01:40:10,761 Whoa! 1783 01:40:18,862 --> 01:40:21,565 There you are. 1784 01:40:22,666 --> 01:40:24,400 Into the Crown Jewels vault! 1785 01:40:24,402 --> 01:40:27,073 Come on. 1786 01:40:30,173 --> 01:40:31,673 Into the vault! 1787 01:40:31,774 --> 01:40:34,043 The walls are 8 feet thick. Go into the vault! 1788 01:40:34,045 --> 01:40:36,244 Into the vault. Go! 1789 01:40:38,282 --> 01:40:41,252 Take cover! 1790 01:40:58,402 --> 01:40:59,840 Okay. 1791 01:41:03,939 --> 01:41:05,039 Yeah? 1792 01:41:05,041 --> 01:41:07,779 No. No. 1793 01:41:11,180 --> 01:41:13,583 I see you. 1794 01:41:14,684 --> 01:41:15,655 Get that thing out-- 1795 01:41:21,224 --> 01:41:22,663 Go! 1796 01:41:29,265 --> 01:41:32,543 How does Cap do that? 1797 01:41:40,644 --> 01:41:43,945 Happy, say something, to let me know you're alive! 1798 01:41:43,947 --> 01:41:46,314 Happy, thank God. 1799 01:41:46,314 --> 01:41:50,485 I bought us some time, but not much. 1800 01:41:50,487 --> 01:41:55,198 I'm trying to get to Beck, but I can't shake these drones! 1801 01:42:07,871 --> 01:42:09,743 Gotcha. 1802 01:42:31,127 --> 01:42:34,225 Going up! 1803 01:43:09,198 --> 01:43:10,198 Finally. 1804 01:43:10,199 --> 01:43:12,668 Hey, William, how we doing? 1805 01:43:12,670 --> 01:43:14,869 Illusion almost back up. 1806 01:43:14,871 --> 01:43:18,440 I don't know how you're gonna spin this. 1807 01:43:31,755 --> 01:43:33,636 Oh, great. No webs. 1808 01:43:46,737 --> 01:43:50,440 Nobody dies on my watch. 1809 01:43:51,541 --> 01:43:53,475 I wasted my life playing video games, 1810 01:43:53,476 --> 01:43:55,277 and we're gonna die. 1811 01:43:55,278 --> 01:43:59,213 I have a fake ID, and I've never even used it. 1812 01:43:59,215 --> 01:44:01,951 I post stupid videos daily for people to like me. 1813 01:44:01,952 --> 01:44:04,652 Hey, if it wasn't for those stupid videos, 1814 01:44:04,653 --> 01:44:06,889 Spider-Man would've never found you. 1815 01:44:06,890 --> 01:44:10,460 Spider-Man--? Spider-Man follows me? I saved us, guys. 1816 01:44:10,461 --> 01:44:12,460 If you saved us, why are we about to die? 1817 01:44:12,461 --> 01:44:13,927 Stop it! 1818 01:44:13,929 --> 01:44:15,396 I'm sorry, okay? 1819 01:44:15,398 --> 01:44:17,099 I'm obsessed with telling the truth 1820 01:44:17,100 --> 01:44:19,636 even if it hurts other people's feelings. 1821 01:44:19,735 --> 01:44:22,740 I'm in love with Spider-Man's aunt. 1822 01:44:25,841 --> 01:44:28,185 We're sharing, right? 1823 01:45:06,416 --> 01:45:09,152 Your lies are over, Beck. 1824 01:45:09,153 --> 01:45:12,654 This certainly isn't ideal, but I have contingencies. 1825 01:45:12,755 --> 01:45:15,391 EDITH? 1826 01:45:21,930 --> 01:45:24,500 Just give me the glasses. 1827 01:45:24,501 --> 01:45:27,569 You want these? 1828 01:45:27,670 --> 01:45:29,445 Come and get them. 1829 01:45:38,881 --> 01:45:41,215 Come on, Peter-tingle. 1830 01:46:05,175 --> 01:46:06,675 Why aren't these drones firing? 1831 01:46:06,676 --> 01:46:08,543 You're in the strike zone. 1832 01:46:08,545 --> 01:46:13,090 No, fire all the drones now! 1833 01:46:31,033 --> 01:46:33,502 Beck! 1834 01:46:35,905 --> 01:46:37,972 Beck. 1835 01:46:38,073 --> 01:46:39,606 You lied to me. 1836 01:46:39,608 --> 01:46:42,478 I know. 1837 01:46:42,479 --> 01:46:44,945 That's the most... 1838 01:46:44,947 --> 01:46:48,217 d-disappointing part. 1839 01:46:48,318 --> 01:46:51,387 You're a good person, Peter. 1840 01:46:52,488 --> 01:46:55,292 Such a weakness. 1841 01:46:56,393 --> 01:46:58,626 Stark was right. 1842 01:46:58,627 --> 01:47:00,664 You do deserve them. 1843 01:47:11,774 --> 01:47:15,346 You can't trick me anymore. 1844 01:47:17,447 --> 01:47:19,948 EDITH, turn off the drones. 1845 01:47:19,949 --> 01:47:23,618 Biometric scan complete. Welcome back, Peter. 1846 01:47:23,619 --> 01:47:25,552 Execute all cancellation protocols? 1847 01:47:25,554 --> 01:47:26,689 Just do it. 1848 01:47:26,789 --> 01:47:29,127 Confirmed. 1849 01:47:37,599 --> 01:47:39,668 Give me the spear. 1850 01:47:39,670 --> 01:47:42,471 That's a halberd. Ahem. 1851 01:47:46,175 --> 01:47:49,247 Thank you. 1852 01:47:51,347 --> 01:47:55,252 You'll see, Peter. 1853 01:47:56,351 --> 01:48:01,056 People, they need to believe. 1854 01:48:01,157 --> 01:48:03,726 And nowadays... 1855 01:48:04,827 --> 01:48:08,199 they'll believe anything. 1856 01:48:17,506 --> 01:48:20,042 Is he...? 1857 01:48:20,143 --> 01:48:21,945 Is this real? 1858 01:48:23,046 --> 01:48:26,119 All illusions are down, Peter. 1859 01:48:39,828 --> 01:48:41,429 Whoo! Yeah! 1860 01:48:41,430 --> 01:48:43,998 Hey, where you going? 1861 01:48:50,738 --> 01:48:52,740 Hey. 1862 01:48:52,841 --> 01:48:54,210 Hey. 1863 01:48:54,211 --> 01:48:56,043 I'm okay. Are you okay? 1864 01:48:56,045 --> 01:48:58,380 Is everybody else okay? 1865 01:48:58,381 --> 01:49:01,250 Yeah, everyone's okay. 1866 01:49:01,251 --> 01:49:03,918 There was just the drones, 1867 01:49:03,920 --> 01:49:08,324 and they were following us, and then they just stopped. 1868 01:49:08,425 --> 01:49:11,293 Yeah. 1869 01:49:11,394 --> 01:49:14,565 Did you get him? 1870 01:49:15,666 --> 01:49:17,668 Well, I, um... 1871 01:49:18,769 --> 01:49:20,668 brought that. 1872 01:49:20,769 --> 01:49:23,070 In case you needed some help. 1873 01:49:23,072 --> 01:49:25,971 Thanks. 1874 01:49:26,275 --> 01:49:28,176 Anyway, uh, 1875 01:49:28,177 --> 01:49:30,845 there was this sweaty guy in the tower with us. 1876 01:49:30,845 --> 01:49:33,682 I think he works for you or something. 1877 01:49:33,783 --> 01:49:34,916 He, um... 1878 01:49:34,917 --> 01:49:36,451 He gave me this. 1879 01:49:36,452 --> 01:49:38,788 No. No. 1880 01:49:39,889 --> 01:49:41,454 Oh, MJ, I'm so sorry. 1881 01:49:41,456 --> 01:49:43,592 Peter. 1882 01:49:43,594 --> 01:49:45,594 I wrote it down, I was gonna buy you this 1883 01:49:45,595 --> 01:49:47,998 and give it to you in Paris at the top-- 1884 01:49:51,099 --> 01:49:52,534 And you kissed me. 1885 01:49:52,536 --> 01:49:55,203 Yeah. 1886 01:49:55,204 --> 01:49:57,204 I don't really have much luck 1887 01:49:57,206 --> 01:50:00,609 when it comes to getting close to people. 1888 01:50:00,710 --> 01:50:03,712 Um... So I lied. 1889 01:50:04,813 --> 01:50:06,314 I wasn't just watching you 1890 01:50:06,314 --> 01:50:09,686 because I thought you were Spider-Man. 1891 01:50:13,356 --> 01:50:16,192 That's great. 1892 01:50:16,292 --> 01:50:18,728 The murder. 1893 01:50:18,828 --> 01:50:20,962 Yeah. Heh. 1894 01:50:20,963 --> 01:50:22,664 Sorry it's broken. 1895 01:50:22,666 --> 01:50:25,533 I actually like it better broken. 1896 01:50:25,534 --> 01:50:29,404 I really like you. 1897 01:50:29,505 --> 01:50:32,042 I really like you too. 1898 01:50:32,141 --> 01:50:34,542 Uh... 1899 01:50:45,054 --> 01:50:47,288 Uh. Okay. I should-- 1900 01:50:47,289 --> 01:50:50,326 I should probably get back to the class. 1901 01:50:50,327 --> 01:50:52,860 I'll go and... 1902 01:50:52,961 --> 01:50:56,431 Heh. Okay. 1903 01:50:56,532 --> 01:50:57,605 Just in case. 1904 01:51:05,675 --> 01:51:07,208 Yeah, no. 1905 01:51:07,210 --> 01:51:10,545 No, May, you're right. He did great. He was strong. 1906 01:51:10,546 --> 01:51:12,614 Yeah. I'm glad he stayed too. 1907 01:51:12,715 --> 01:51:15,516 I gotta go. 1908 01:51:15,617 --> 01:51:16,884 I'm glad you're alive. 1909 01:51:16,885 --> 01:51:18,619 I guess the coded message worked. 1910 01:51:18,621 --> 01:51:21,222 "Appearances can be deceiving." Heh. 1911 01:51:21,224 --> 01:51:23,658 I'm surprised you didn't just wink in the camera. 1912 01:51:23,659 --> 01:51:26,161 Because I had serious doubts 1913 01:51:26,162 --> 01:51:27,628 about Beck from the beginning. 1914 01:51:27,630 --> 01:51:29,768 Not true. He had zero doubts. 1915 01:51:32,868 --> 01:51:33,969 Where's Parker? 1916 01:51:33,970 --> 01:51:35,369 He's with a girl. 1917 01:51:35,371 --> 01:51:38,039 I need to speak with him. 1918 01:51:38,041 --> 01:51:39,841 He'll call you. 1919 01:51:39,842 --> 01:51:42,444 He'll--? 1920 01:51:44,914 --> 01:51:47,048 Okay. Great. 1921 01:51:47,050 --> 01:51:48,917 Well, he better. 1922 01:51:48,918 --> 01:51:51,386 Or it's your ass. 1923 01:51:51,487 --> 01:51:55,757 And don't even think about ghosting me. 1924 01:51:59,095 --> 01:52:01,663 ? Hey, little girl ? 1925 01:52:01,764 --> 01:52:06,301 ? I wanna be Your boyfriend ? 1926 01:52:06,402 --> 01:52:09,804 ? Sweet little girl... ? 1927 01:52:11,707 --> 01:52:13,875 Are you sure no one else has figured it out? 1928 01:52:13,876 --> 01:52:17,479 Yeah, it's not like anybody really pays attention to you. 1929 01:52:17,479 --> 01:52:18,479 Ouch. 1930 01:52:18,479 --> 01:52:20,314 Except for me. 1931 01:52:20,314 --> 01:52:21,650 Aw. Thanks. 1932 01:52:21,751 --> 01:52:23,551 I won't. 1933 01:52:23,552 --> 01:52:24,654 See you later. 1934 01:52:24,753 --> 01:52:27,288 Thanks. 1935 01:52:27,289 --> 01:52:29,090 Uh... 1936 01:52:29,091 --> 01:52:32,627 I was thinking we should all go on a double date or something. 1937 01:52:32,628 --> 01:52:35,296 Oh, we broke up. 1938 01:52:35,296 --> 01:52:36,632 No. What? Why? 1939 01:52:36,733 --> 01:52:39,166 Men and women grow apart, 1940 01:52:39,167 --> 01:52:41,002 but the journey they share together 1941 01:52:41,003 --> 01:52:43,238 will always be a part of them. 1942 01:52:43,238 --> 01:52:47,177 Thank you. 1943 01:52:49,278 --> 01:52:51,613 Hello, Gerald. 1944 01:52:51,613 --> 01:52:54,884 Could Mother not make it? 1945 01:52:54,984 --> 01:52:57,521 Hmm. 1946 01:52:59,622 --> 01:53:01,189 I promise you-- Ah! 1947 01:53:01,189 --> 01:53:03,925 Oh, he's here. Don't give me a ticket. 1948 01:53:03,926 --> 01:53:07,695 Ooh. I'm so glad you're okay. 1949 01:53:07,697 --> 01:53:10,667 No, for real, I'm good. I'm actually really fine. 1950 01:53:10,766 --> 01:53:12,567 Let's go. Where are your bags? 1951 01:53:12,568 --> 01:53:13,969 Oh, right. They got blown up. 1952 01:53:13,970 --> 01:53:15,671 Yeah. Heh. 1953 01:53:15,771 --> 01:53:17,239 I got you hot buttered bagels. 1954 01:53:17,240 --> 01:53:19,340 I know my boy. 1955 01:53:19,341 --> 01:53:21,277 I kept my identity pretty guarded 1956 01:53:21,278 --> 01:53:22,712 this past couple years. 1957 01:53:22,811 --> 01:53:24,612 I faced a lot of deception. 1958 01:53:24,613 --> 01:53:27,582 And I'm tired of the lies. 1959 01:53:27,583 --> 01:53:30,753 So it's time for the truth to be out there. 1960 01:53:32,854 --> 01:53:34,757 Are you dating? 1961 01:53:34,858 --> 01:53:37,158 Not really. 1962 01:53:37,159 --> 01:53:38,993 Well-- 1963 01:53:38,994 --> 01:53:40,494 Summer fling. 1964 01:53:40,496 --> 01:53:43,164 Yes, that evolves and grows like any other. 1965 01:53:43,166 --> 01:53:44,932 I still don't know where it's going. 1966 01:53:44,934 --> 01:53:46,434 Open to wherever it might lead. 1967 01:53:46,435 --> 01:53:48,671 To share it with people... 1968 01:53:48,771 --> 01:53:50,605 We'll always be friends, no matter what. 1969 01:53:50,706 --> 01:53:52,539 I'm gonna go because I've got a date. 1970 01:53:52,541 --> 01:53:55,143 ...because we all are interconnected. 1971 01:53:55,144 --> 01:53:57,244 We are. 1972 01:54:09,391 --> 01:54:10,694 Whoo! 1973 01:54:14,997 --> 01:54:16,936 Sorry! 1974 01:54:21,037 --> 01:54:23,337 Whoa! 1975 01:54:23,438 --> 01:54:26,476 Whoa. 1976 01:54:27,577 --> 01:54:29,918 Whoo! 1977 01:54:36,019 --> 01:54:39,835 Whoo-hoo! 1978 01:54:52,935 --> 01:54:54,569 Hey. Sorry I'm late. 1979 01:54:54,570 --> 01:54:56,971 You ready? 1980 01:54:56,972 --> 01:54:58,641 You're gonna love this. 1981 01:54:58,742 --> 01:55:00,609 Okay! Okay! 1982 01:55:00,710 --> 01:55:02,610 You ready? 1983 01:55:02,612 --> 01:55:06,814 Yeah. I'm just not gonna watch. I'm not gonna watch. 1984 01:55:07,817 --> 01:55:10,985 I should stop looking. I'm gonna stop looking! Heh. 1985 01:55:10,987 --> 01:55:14,289 Whoo! 1986 01:55:28,104 --> 01:55:33,109 ? Can't seem to get my mind Off of you ? 1987 01:55:34,210 --> 01:55:38,612 ? Back here at home There's nothing to do ? 1988 01:55:38,613 --> 01:55:40,248 ? Ooh, ooh ? 1989 01:55:40,250 --> 01:55:43,317 ? Now that I'm away ? 1990 01:55:43,318 --> 01:55:46,387 ? I wish I'd stayed ? 1991 01:55:46,389 --> 01:55:52,560 ? Tomorrow's a day of mine That you won't be in ? 1992 01:55:52,561 --> 01:55:57,667 ? When you looked at me I should've run ? 1993 01:55:58,768 --> 01:56:03,640 ? But I thought It was just for fun ? 1994 01:56:04,740 --> 01:56:07,710 ? I see I was wrong ? 1995 01:56:07,810 --> 01:56:10,945 ? And I'm not so strong ? 1996 01:56:10,947 --> 01:56:17,018 ? I should've known all along That time would tell ? 1997 01:56:17,019 --> 01:56:23,192 ? A week without you Thought I'd forget ? 1998 01:56:23,193 --> 01:56:25,360 ? Two weeks without you ? 1999 01:56:25,362 --> 01:56:30,965 ? And I still haven't gotten Over you yet ? 2000 01:56:30,966 --> 01:56:34,034 ? Vacation All I ever wanted ? 2001 01:56:34,036 --> 01:56:37,038 ? Vacation Had to get away ? 2002 01:56:37,039 --> 01:56:42,145 ? Vacation Meant to be spent alone ? 2003 01:56:43,246 --> 01:56:46,313 ? Vacation All I ever wanted ? 2004 01:56:46,314 --> 01:56:49,384 ? Vacation Had to get away ? 2005 01:56:49,385 --> 01:56:54,292 ? Vacation Meant to be spent alone ? 2006 01:56:55,391 --> 01:56:58,659 ? Vacation All I ever wanted ? 2007 01:56:58,661 --> 01:57:01,662 ? Vacation Had to get away ? 2008 01:57:01,662 --> 01:57:07,056 ? Vacation Meant to be spent alone ? 2009 01:57:27,157 --> 01:57:30,659 Okay. You can put me down now! You can put me down now! 2010 01:57:31,760 --> 01:57:33,796 You okay? 2011 01:57:34,896 --> 01:57:36,264 Uh... 2012 01:57:36,265 --> 01:57:38,833 Whoo! Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay. 2013 01:57:38,835 --> 01:57:41,435 Let's just-- Never, never doing that again. 2014 01:57:41,436 --> 01:57:43,237 Okay. 2015 01:57:43,238 --> 01:57:45,039 I should probably get out of here. 2016 01:57:45,041 --> 01:57:46,811 See you later. 2017 01:57:49,912 --> 01:57:52,113 This is breaking news. 2018 01:57:52,113 --> 01:57:55,115 We come with revelations about last week's attack in London. 2019 01:57:55,117 --> 01:57:57,384 An anonymous source provided this video. 2020 01:57:57,385 --> 01:58:00,253 It shows Quentin Beck, aka Mysterio, 2021 01:58:00,255 --> 01:58:02,256 moments before his death. 2022 01:58:02,256 --> 01:58:04,527 A warning, you may find this video disturbing. 2023 01:58:04,528 --> 01:58:06,627 I managed to send the Elemental through the rift, 2024 01:58:06,628 --> 01:58:08,561 but I don't think I'm gonna make it. 2025 01:58:08,563 --> 01:58:10,463 Spider-Man attacked me for some reason. 2026 01:58:10,465 --> 01:58:13,134 He has an army of weaponized drones, Stark technology, 2027 01:58:13,135 --> 01:58:16,671 saying he's the only one who's gonna be the new Iron Man. 2028 01:58:16,771 --> 01:58:19,606 Are you sure you want to commence the drone attack? 2029 01:58:19,608 --> 01:58:21,442 There will be significant casualties. 2030 01:58:21,443 --> 01:58:24,345 Do it. Execute them all. 2031 01:58:27,149 --> 01:58:30,351 This shocking video was released earlier today 2032 01:58:30,353 --> 01:58:31,985 on the controversial news website 2033 01:58:31,987 --> 01:58:33,588 TheDailyBugle.net. 2034 01:58:33,590 --> 01:58:34,855 There you have it, folks, 2035 01:58:34,856 --> 01:58:36,957 conclusive proof that Spider-Man 2036 01:58:36,958 --> 01:58:39,860 was responsible for the murder of Mysterio, 2037 01:58:39,862 --> 01:58:41,462 an interdimensional warrior 2038 01:58:41,463 --> 01:58:43,363 who gave his life to protect our planet 2039 01:58:43,363 --> 01:58:45,833 and who will no doubt go down in history 2040 01:58:45,835 --> 01:58:48,936 as the greatest superhero of all time. 2041 01:58:48,938 --> 01:58:51,105 But that's not all, folks. 2042 01:58:51,106 --> 01:58:52,539 Here's the real blockbuster. 2043 01:58:52,541 --> 01:58:54,442 Brace yourselves. You might wanna sit. 2044 01:58:54,443 --> 01:58:57,782 Spider-Man's real-- Spider-Man's real name is-- 2045 01:58:59,881 --> 01:59:03,618 Spider-Man's name is Peter Parker. 2046 01:59:03,619 --> 01:59:05,920 What the fu--? 2047 02:07:06,536 --> 02:07:10,038 ? Stop Your messing around ? 2048 02:07:11,139 --> 02:07:13,173 ? Better think Of your future... ? 2049 02:07:13,175 --> 02:07:16,444 You gotta tell him. 2050 02:07:16,545 --> 02:07:18,613 It was fine. 2051 02:07:18,713 --> 02:07:20,715 The little boy handled it. 2052 02:07:20,814 --> 02:07:22,516 We helped. 2053 02:07:22,518 --> 02:07:23,650 Come off it. 2054 02:07:23,652 --> 02:07:24,985 How was I supposed to know 2055 02:07:24,987 --> 02:07:26,453 that the whole thing was fake? 2056 02:07:26,454 --> 02:07:28,856 I mean, that was all very, very convincing. 2057 02:07:28,858 --> 02:07:30,524 The performances, the illusion, 2058 02:07:30,525 --> 02:07:32,559 that costume, the craftsmanship in that. 2059 02:07:32,560 --> 02:07:37,033 This is just embarrassing for a shape-shifter. Fine. 2060 02:07:38,134 --> 02:07:40,835 Hey there. I hope your mission is going well. 2061 02:07:40,836 --> 02:07:44,605 We gave the glasses to Parker about a week ago, like you said. 2062 02:07:44,706 --> 02:07:48,275 And it was very touching, you know? 2063 02:07:48,277 --> 02:07:50,144 Really, really quite touching. 2064 02:07:50,145 --> 02:07:51,545 Talos. 2065 02:07:51,546 --> 02:07:55,615 Um... And, you know, shortly after that, 2066 02:07:55,617 --> 02:07:57,451 it really kind of went off the rails, 2067 02:07:57,452 --> 02:07:58,953 so we need you to come back. 2068 02:07:58,954 --> 02:08:01,122 Everyone kept asking where the Avengers are, 2069 02:08:01,122 --> 02:08:02,623 I don't know what to say to that, 2070 02:08:02,724 --> 02:08:05,960 so you're lucky that Spider-Man won-- 2071 02:08:27,149 --> 02:08:30,056 Everybody back to work! 2072 02:08:36,157 --> 02:08:38,600 Who's got my shoes? 142314

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