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Which one?
I can't decide.
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Definitely...neither.
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Anyway, who cares? You and Tracyare just going to a restaurant.
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Yeah, that serves breakfast
for dinner.
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Dressing for breakfast,
I get.
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Dressing for dinner?
Double duh!
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But dressing for a place
that blends the two?
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Impossiblé.
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Look, you guys have beendating for a year.
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If there's a sweater leftthat she hasn't seen,
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you got too many sweaters,my man!
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We actually haven't gone out on
a date in, like, over a month.
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Between the holidays
and Sophie joining bell choir,
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we just haven't had
that much time together.
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Well, does bell choir needto meet five days a week?
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I don't know. Do they
wantto make regionals?
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Okay.Let's go to your closet.
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I'll
pick something.
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Don't make eye contact withRory, or he'll try to join us.
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Will and Tracy are going
to Night Yolk?
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That'sa hot rezzie.
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Just thinking about it gives
zaddy a hankering for pancakes.
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Listen to me, dinner tonightis gonna be bad.
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No, you listen to me.
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I am the taste maker
of this friend group,
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and I won't
remind you again.
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It's not that.
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My dad's notjust having dinner with Tracy.
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Tonight,he's gonna get dumped.
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I was with him at KZOP,
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trying to kill timebefore his segment...
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You're a bad bitch
forecast freak!
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You're a bad bitch
forecast freak.
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Sophie: I was going to see
if the satellite truck guys
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were rolling dice.
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That's when it happened.
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I'm tired of trying
to make it work.
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I feel terrible
all the time.
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Will and I aregoing to dinner tonight.
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I'm gonna end it there.
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Guy: Well,
would you look at that.
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Sisters!
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I feel like I know the stool
he's referring to.
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Rory!
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A breakup
will killmy dad.
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Or at the very least,
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send him intoanother long phase of sad baths.
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What makes you think
your dad's gonna overreact?
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A caramel shirt, Poppy?!
Really?
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What's next? You want me
to put on nougat pants?!
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You guys want juice?
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Graham: I can't believe
it's happening.
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Sicily's own Graham D'Amato
is finally meeting Papà Derek.
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Hold still.
Tony's got pins,
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and he won't hear youif you scream.
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I hope my new look
doesn't get messed up.
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You know,
when we're doing guy stuff,
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like watching the big game
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and eating queso
with our shirts off.
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Big day.
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Big day!
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I am noton antianxiety meds,
and I am pumped!
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Big day.
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How do I look?
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Dynamite.
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Like a rich kidgoing to court for murder.
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How do you feel?
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Excited.
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But also cold
and sweaty and weird.
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Okay, Mom,
when Derek gets here,
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I want to be in my room
doing a 3-D puzz.
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So if he asks,
I 3-D puzz all the time, 'kay?
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'Kay, buddy.
It's yourbackstory.
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Okay, so, here's the plan.Oh, no, thank you.
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Last month,
I promised Graham
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that he could meet his dad,
and today is the day.
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But that kid
is easily overwhelmed,
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so I have designed this weekendto run like a corporate retreat.
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We'll exchange names,
a few fun facts,
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and then we all go home
with a tote bag
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and an opinion of Houston
that remains 100% unchanged.
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Living together has brought uscloser this year.
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I regret that.
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See, I have broken down
this weekend
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into digestible
90-minute chunks, okay?
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I call them "chunkies," because
a chunky is just long enough
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for Graham
to get a sense of Derek
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but not so long
that he gets attached.
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Okay, well, I have a date
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with Sky TV's all-day marathon
of Brexit news,
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so enjoy
this oddball family reunion.
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No, no, no, no.This is not a family reunion.
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Okay, this is a structured eventthat will repeat yearly
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until Graham is in college
or Derek kicks it.
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That's boundaries, baby.
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And to set 'em,Derek is not allowed to go
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anywhere near my bed
or my bod.
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Easy, Tony.
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Hi. I'm Der--
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Don't care.
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Sorry I'm late. I lost track of
time finishing a 40-piece puzz.
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Were either of those guys
Graham?
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I have to find a way
to cancel dinner.
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I'd have you pretendto be sick,
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but you don't have
the acting chops.
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I've heard
your fake cough.
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What?!
I can fake-cough.
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Cough!
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Oh, sweetie.
Whatever.
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I have a move
that always works.
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Prepare to be dazzled.
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Okay,
Tracy's on her way,
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so if there are any
outfit notes, it's too late.
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Dad...you can't go.
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Because
I've been struck by...
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vertigo.
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What? Soph!
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As Will rushesto his daughter's side,
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Rory reacts, impressed.
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Perhaps he misjudged herafter all.
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Okay, did you girls getthe TV up and running yet?
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It's a big dayfor Brexit coverage.
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I just love seeingthat stupid country fall apart.
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There's no easy way
to say this.
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The TV's dead.
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But...you said
you could fix it.
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We did everything we could,
but it was just her time.
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Poor thing.
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She was never the same afterTime Warner became Spectrum.
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Hey, guys, check this out --
Dwayne's in a car commercial!
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Don't bother.
She's gone.
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Leave the corpse alone.
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Which reminds me, take your timewhen making arrangements.
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Yeah. Trash pickup's
not until Tuesday.
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Come on down to Dwayne's,
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where you'll find
the car of your dweams.
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You did it!
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Miggy!
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What'd I do?
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You fixed the TV.
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Even the twins
couldn't do it.
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But you did.
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Um, Amy?
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What the living crap?
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Don't talk to me.
I'm processing.
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Hold my hand, Father.
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Oh.
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I feel bad
for Sophie,
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but am I the only one
who can't stop thinking
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about breakfast
for dinner?
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Girl, you basically look likea waffle to me right now.
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You get it.
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I'll be herewith these dancing spots.
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Hey, is this really
what vertigo looks like?
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Who knows? It's the vaguestsickness of all time.
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Why do you think
I picked it?
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You're evil.
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Marry me.
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-Hey.
-Hey!
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Team Bagels-After-Dark.
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Ready to hit the road
to carb town?
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Is everything okay?
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I am so sorry, but we're gonnahave to play dinner by ear.
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Sophie has vertigo.
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It's a thing
where you get dizzy.
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Oh, I've had vertigo
my whole life.
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I had to wear a helmet
to my prom,
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and I was still
voted queen.
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Imagine how good
my boobs had to be.
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Sorry.
Forgot my audience.
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Point is,
I am a vertigo expert.
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Enter Tracy Freeze.
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Cheap shoes, decent purse,
and a hell of a plot twist.
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Angie:
Focus, alright?
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I am the captain
of this ship.
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And before you meet the onlyimportant passenger on board,
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I need to knowyou understand the rules.
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Aye aye, captain.
No!
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The ship stuff
is only for me.
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Rule one --you can only ask Graham
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the pre-approved questions
I e-mailed.
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Ho'd up.
What's in the bag?
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Gifts. Turns out it's hard
to shop for a kid I don't know.
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"He's a boy with brown hair"
was not enough information
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for the guy at Target.
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Bouncy ball?
Mm-hmm.
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Slingshot.
Mm-hmm.
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And what is this, shorts?
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Did you bring my sona pair of shorts?
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Are shorts no good?
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That's okay.
I've prepared for that.
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I also have capris
in my van.
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How about we push giftstill Chunky Number Two?
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Hey, hey,
before we go in there,
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I just want to say
thank you for this.
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I'm gonna meet my son.
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No bod!
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It's showtime.
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♪ See if it fits
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♪ Be sure not to jam
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♪ I'm really good at puzzles,
and my name is Graham ♪
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Hi, Graham.
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O-Okay, Graham,you wanna kick things off?
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You okay, man?
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Uh,
what if Igo first?
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What's your favorite color?
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Oh!
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Yeah, there's a lot of junk foodin there. Don't judge me.
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Are you sure
this is vertigo?
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Yeah,
mine's just really bad.
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Maybe youdon't have
vertigo.
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Oh, God,
the floor is the ceiling.
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Tracy,if the floor was the wall,
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I'd feelmuch more confident,
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but I'm sorry,we have to raincheck.
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Okay, are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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No, you'rethinking
what I'mthinking.
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We're taking that rezzieand getting stupid on eggs.
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Will,
we can totally stay.I mean, you know,nothing we can do.
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We're here for you.Okay, you have my cell.
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-Okay, byeeee!
-Okay, byeeee!
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Papa?
I could use a blanket.
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Classic or electric?
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You know, never mind,I'm bringing both.
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How you feeling?
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Spinning like a dreidel.Oy vey!
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I know the feeling.
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How's the light sensitivity?
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Brutal. It's like my sunglassesneed sunglasses, ya feel?
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You know what I hate?
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The stuffy noses.
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Yeah. What up,
my mouth-breathers?
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Stuffy noses isn't
a vertigo thing.
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I know.
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I...have a cold, too.
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Cough!
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I'm trying to determine
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if that was a nervous barfor a sick barf.
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Oh, I know all about barf types
'cause of the band.
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I can tell from here
he's not drunk.
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That's good.
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Y-You know what?I do not need your help.
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Just...go to your van
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until I can figure outhow to rework my game plan.
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Okay. I guess knock
if you need me.
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I'm the orange one out
front with the sticker
of the shy crow.
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Where's Derek?
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Did I ruin it?
Did he leave?
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He's outside.But, honey, you're sick.
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Maybe we should tell himto come back another time.
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No!
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I sold the puzz thing,
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and now I'm riding
a post-barf high.
255
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,821
I've got a nine-minute window
before I go down again.
256
00:09:20,864 --> 00:09:22,692
Please, Mom?
257
00:09:27,523 --> 00:09:28,785
Hey. How's Graham?
258
00:09:28,829 --> 00:09:30,613
Oh. Sorry.
It's a guy thing.
259
00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:31,658
Queso?
260
00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:32,702
Pass.
261
00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:33,834
What is happening in here?
262
00:09:33,877 --> 00:09:35,444
Oh, these are all
gifts for Graham.
263
00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:36,663
I don't know
what kind of kid he is.
264
00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:39,622
Spooky? Party dude?
Pyromaniac?
265
00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:41,232
I got a gift
for every kind of kid.
266
00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:43,234
Is that a turtle?She's mine.
267
00:09:43,278 --> 00:09:46,803
But if Graham wants Phoebe,
I'm sure she'll adjust.
268
00:09:46,847 --> 00:09:48,631
Okay, you know what?We don't have time for this.
269
00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:51,068
We only have seven minutesuntil the barf train hits again,
270
00:09:51,112 --> 00:09:52,548
so put on your shirtand come inside.
271
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,289
Wait, no! Keep it off.
272
00:09:54,332 --> 00:09:55,333
No! Put it on!
273
00:09:55,377 --> 00:09:57,771
And hustle, you sicko.
274
00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:02,645
Look at us. We're still the bestin the damn business.
275
00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:05,822
So what if Miggy
fixed the stupid TV?
276
00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:08,520
Yeah, even a broken clock'sright twice a day.
277
00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:10,827
Let's see him tryto power sand mahogany.
278
00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:13,917
Hey, scary look-alikes,
can I borrow your screwdriver?
279
00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:15,049
The one
with the crisscrossy?
280
00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:17,181
Your dad asked me
to fix the toaster.
281
00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:20,707
Amy: Douglas!
282
00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,839
What gives?
You replacing us?
283
00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:24,841
We gave you
our best work years.
284
00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:27,931
I guess that counts for
jack potatoes around here.
285
00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:30,020
So I let Miggy take a crackat the toaster.
286
00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:31,239
He's on a hot streak.
287
00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:32,370
I'm on a hot streak!
288
00:10:32,414 --> 00:10:34,329
I'll tell you what --why don't we all sit down
289
00:10:34,372 --> 00:10:36,505
and watch Europe fall apartas a family?
290
00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:38,812
Pass. We gotbigger problems to face.
291
00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:43,251
This chapter of our livesas useful citizens is over.
292
00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:47,951
Will.
293
00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:49,039
After you're finishedchopping rosemary
294
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:50,954
to help bring out
the Hot Pocket,
295
00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:53,261
can we maybe
sit and talk?
296
00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:55,306
I'm sorry. I can't.
Sophie needs me.
297
00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:56,743
Does she?
298
00:10:57,918 --> 00:11:01,312
Is it possiblethat she might be...faking?
299
00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:04,707
Whoa. Did you just accuse
my daughter of lying?
300
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:07,623
It's just, I spent 10 summersat Grimace House,
301
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,103
a safe spacefor kids with vertigo.
302
00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:12,715
I know vertigo,and...she doesn't have it.
303
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:16,414
Ha-cha-cha,
that's a brazen accusation.
304
00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:18,808
All I'm saying is
that Sophie is --
305
00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:20,984
Sick, Tracy, with vertigo.
306
00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:22,725
And I know
that that ruins our date,
307
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:23,944
but you just have to
accept the fact
308
00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:25,815
that tonight
can't be about you.
309
00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:28,905
Oh, uh, believe me,
310
00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:30,254
I'm getting that.
311
00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:32,779
You know,I'm gonna go to Night Yolk.
312
00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:34,868
I'm gonna change
into comfy pants
313
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:37,174
and freak people outwith how much I solo-order.
314
00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:44,007
Dad! My body's
giving out on me!
315
00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:46,662
While you're in the kitchen,can I have an eclair --
316
00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:49,970
I made you
a Hot Pocket.
317
00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:52,233
Before you destroy me,just remember,
318
00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:54,365
I'm a child of divorce.
319
00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:55,976
Thanks for staying.
320
00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:59,022
There are just a few things
I've always wondered about you,
321
00:11:59,066 --> 00:11:59,936
like...
322
00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:02,460
do you prefer Chili's
or Chili's Too?
323
00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,201
Chili's Too.
324
00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,160
They're airport-only,so you never know
325
00:12:06,203 --> 00:12:07,901
where they're gettingtheir fish.
326
00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:09,337
What a rush.
327
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,208
Great.Next question?
328
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:13,950
Have we seen the last
of Ricky Martin?
329
00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:16,431
He'll be back
when we least expect it.
330
00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:19,913
Uh-oh.
How you feeling?
331
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:20,783
Okay.
332
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:23,220
Have you ever barfed
before?
333
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:24,874
Oh, that's not
on the list.
334
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:26,702
Fine. Go for it.
335
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,791
But be brief.
336
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:31,402
Yes.
I've barfed many times.
337
00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:32,621
Cool.
338
00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:34,797
When it happens,
do you cry a little, too?
339
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,407
Every time.
340
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:40,020
Time's up.
341
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:42,196
It's coming for me.
342
00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:43,240
I'll help.
343
00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:44,851
Nope.We don't need your help.
344
00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:46,200
Graham,Mommy will meet you there.
345
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:47,941
At least let me
get him some water.
346
00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:49,507
No need.
I am in control.
347
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,509
I am going to tuck my son in
independently,
348
00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:54,077
just like I have donefor every flu since he was born.
349
00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:55,426
'Cause,
as you can see,
350
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:57,559
you being here for this
really isn't necessary.
351
00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:01,084
It's neverbeen necessary,
for that matter.
352
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,869
'Cause I can, and will,
take care of things
353
00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:04,479
all by myself.
354
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,439
See?
355
00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:09,876
I didn't need you
at all.
356
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:11,051
Yeah.
357
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,056
Well, I should probably
get back to my van.
358
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:18,319
Phoebe will be hungry
for her flies.
359
00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:20,887
Unless you have
some loose kale.
360
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,019
You know what?
I'm good.
361
00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:24,716
Also...
362
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:27,545
that kid is amazing.
363
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:29,243
Wait.
364
00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:42,038
So, vertigo's
always been a lie?
365
00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:43,431
Like when you got itbefore Gam Gam's funeral
366
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,215
or when I wantedto take you moped shopping?
367
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:47,087
God, now I'mdizzy.
368
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:49,045
Sorry. I only use it
for emergencies.
369
00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:50,699
Yeah, what wasthe emergency tonight?
370
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:51,961
Tracy was gonna dump you.
371
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:55,138
What?
372
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:56,313
How do you even know that?
373
00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:58,054
I overheard her at KZOP.
374
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:00,317
Oh, God.
375
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,714
Wow.
376
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:07,759
The only thing worse thanbeing dumped by your girlfriend
377
00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:09,544
is hearing you're dumpedby your 9-year-old.
378
00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,589
Dad, I'm so sorry.
I didn't know what to do.
379
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,722
No, it's sweet that you weretrying to protect me,
380
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:16,681
but if Tracy wantsto break up with me,
381
00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:18,161
I can't avoid it.
382
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:19,728
Am I still in trouble?
383
00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:20,947
Oh, definitely.
384
00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:23,688
Lying is always wrong,
385
00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:25,690
even if your heartwas in the right place.
386
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:27,954
Like when you killed
that parrot.
387
00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:30,870
Cool. The dreams
had just stopped.
388
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:37,050
Oh! Don't even think
about carrying me to
my bedroom, you perv.
389
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:38,486
Fine. I'll just
lightly push you.
390
00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:39,530
No, no! No.
391
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,837
I think it's timefor you to go, okay?
392
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,144
I-I'm clearly too sick
to protect Graham.
393
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:45,188
Protect Graham?
394
00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:48,017
Is this really about Graham,
or is this about you?
395
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:50,150
'Cause it feels like if it wasabout Graham, you'd let me help.
396
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:52,848
Alright,maybe it
isabout me, okay?
397
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,590
Maybe I'm madbecause I could've had help
398
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:58,071
for eight yearsworth of stomach flus,
399
00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,942
but I didn'tbecause you abandoned us.
400
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,204
Look, Angie --
401
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:03,598
No talkie!
Just listen-y!
402
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:07,167
I have made it throughmother/son sick days
403
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:09,212
his whole life,and I'm gonna do it again today.
404
00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:12,781
Now, excuse me. I have togo get my son some water.
405
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:32,192
You like this,
don't you?
406
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:34,020
You nasty.
407
00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:35,021
Mm.
408
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:37,153
Well, it's official.
409
00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:38,372
We're useless.
410
00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:41,592
We're pay phones, Amy.We're pay phones.
411
00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:44,334
Okay, enough bellyaching.
So you couldn't fix the TV.
412
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,380
Look at all the things
you've done around here.
413
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:48,599
You put the sauna in,
for crying out loud.
414
00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,819
Any schnook with handscould've done that.
415
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:53,343
Yeah, we don't need your pity.
Now screw.
416
00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:55,171
-Hey, hey, hey.
-Whoa-kay.
417
00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:57,608
I can't let this
go on any longer.
418
00:15:57,652 --> 00:16:00,394
I didn't fix anything.
Not technically.
419
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:01,699
Oh, ho'd up.
420
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,788
Oh, God, now I'msaying
that kind of thing.
421
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:05,616
I got to start hanging aroundpeople my own age.
422
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:06,922
Carry on.
423
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,055
I just blew in the ports
and thought happy thoughts.
424
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,361
Same thing I do when
my Nintendo's not working.
425
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:13,015
-I knew it was an accident!
426
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,277
I should've
said something,
427
00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:16,932
but it was nice to feel smart
just for once.
428
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,368
Emma: But here'sthe great thing, Miggy --
429
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:20,414
you're not,
and we are.
430
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:22,372
Order's been restored.
431
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,026
Ouch.
432
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:27,856
This is bad.
433
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,901
We should be there for Will,
not taking his meal.
434
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,468
They makea crab meat beignet.
435
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:32,600
Oh, we're definitely
getting those.
436
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,167
Tracy: Poppy? Rory?
437
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:36,256
Did you take my table?
438
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:39,259
I booked it two months ago
after my lizard passed.
439
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,130
Uh, no, Tracy.
440
00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:43,089
And to be honest,I'm a little offended, okay?
441
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:45,004
And also, the reservation'sunder
Will'sname, so...
442
00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,050
Oh, wow.
443
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:50,052
Look who's standing upright
without any problems.
444
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:53,055
Uh...Rory, why don't wegive Tracy the table?
445
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,057
Also, it's time for usto get our souvenir T-shirts.
446
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:56,928
Okay.
447
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,237
I am sorry.
448
00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:03,544
She wasfaking it.
449
00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:05,285
And not that it
makes it better,
450
00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:08,288
but the only reason
she was doing that is...
451
00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,986
because she said you wereplanning on breaking up with me.
452
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,467
-Now, before you say anything,
453
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,686
I just want to say I know
that I haven't been present,
454
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,166
but that is all
gonna change, okay?
455
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:19,168
Next week,
I am all yours.
456
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:20,213
Well, no, scratch that.
457
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:21,518
Sophie starts two-a-days
at bell choir,
458
00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:23,172
but after that,
it lightens up.
459
00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:24,565
Unless they go to state,
in which case
460
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:26,219
I'm just gonna rent a place
in Sacramento,
461
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:28,351
because if we win, we get
to perform for Gavin Newsom.
462
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:31,920
Will, I wasn't gonnabreak up with you.
463
00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:33,182
You weren't?
464
00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:34,096
Mnh-mnh.
465
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,533
But what about
what Sophie overheard at KZOP?
466
00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,709
I am tired of trying
to make it work.
467
00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:40,711
I feel terrible
all the time.
468
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:43,584
Will and I are
going to dinner tonight.
469
00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:45,151
I'm gonna end it there.
470
00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:46,195
Guy: Well,
would you look at that.
471
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:47,675
No more dieting
for Tracy Freeze.
472
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:48,676
Sisters!
473
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,243
You were ending a diet?Mm-hmm.
474
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,984
Which is why you were so anxiousto get to dinner tonight.
475
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:54,769
Which also explainswhy I was so easily frustrated
476
00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:56,553
by a 9-year-old,which I am sorry about.
477
00:17:57,815 --> 00:18:00,253
I am so glad you're not planningto break up with me.
478
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:02,690
Um...
479
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:05,258
I wasn't planning on it,but, um...
480
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:08,739
after tonight,I'm just wondering if maybe...
481
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:11,699
time apartisn't the worst idea.
482
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:14,397
Let's not just end this
because of one night
483
00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:16,051
of my child
experimenting with acting.
484
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,184
I mean, she waspretty good,
after all.
485
00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:20,011
It's not just tonight,Will.
486
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:21,404
It's alwayssomething.
487
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,232
I know.
I'm working on that, right?
488
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:25,191
I mean, I'm not hanging out
with Angie anymore,
489
00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:27,193
and I guess I could get
more babysitters for Sophie,
490
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:29,238
maybe do, like, a grid swap
with Miggy, and then I --
491
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:31,066
I don't want youto have to wedge me in.
492
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,763
I know that I cannot be
493
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:34,417
the number one person
in your life,
494
00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:37,159
but I want to bethe number one person
495
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,248
in someone'slife.
496
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,165
You deserve that.
497
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:49,040
And he's a lucky someone,
whoever he is.
498
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:51,391
Thank you.
499
00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:54,568
Uh, I hate
to cut this short,
500
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:57,788
but my blood sugar hasplummeted beneath the floor.
501
00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,877
So I'm gonna take thishalf-eaten plate of pancakes
502
00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:01,357
and destroy it
in my car.
503
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:04,012
Who am I kidding?I'm not gonna wait till my car.
504
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,974
Well, I guess
this is goodbye.
505
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,802
For 12 hours.I'll see you at work.
506
00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:13,326
Yes.
507
00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:14,370
Awkward.
508
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:16,459
Goodbye, Will.
509
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:28,254
Did that goas badly as it looked?
510
00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:31,257
Can't believe it's over.
511
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:32,780
Gonna really miss her.
512
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:35,783
I am so sorry
about Tracy, Will.
513
00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:38,351
If it helps, this place hasa breakfast tea with booze in it
514
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:40,222
that I swearis better than love.
515
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:52,278
-Oh, butts.
-Alright.
516
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:54,105
-Uno!
-Uno!
517
00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:55,368
-Dos!
-Dos!
518
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:56,847
-Three!
-Tres.
519
00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:59,154
Hey, you made the little guy
from the Mucinex commercial.
520
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,373
-Yeah!
-That's awesome.
521
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:02,418
Hey, Mom,
look what Derek got me.
522
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:04,942
It's shorts!
And they're green!
523
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:07,249
Wow, you arerocking those, buddy!
524
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:08,381
You want some pancakes?
525
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:09,947
Oh, no, I'm good.
526
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:12,254
I'm just gonna give
my ol' tum a rest.
527
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:13,429
Can I talk to you
for a second?
528
00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:17,128
I hope you don't mind
that I'm here.
529
00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:18,434
I know I'm supposed to
stay in the van,
530
00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:20,393
even though
I'm pretty sure it's haunted
531
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:21,742
by the ghost
of my dead drummer,
532
00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:23,396
but I just -- I didn't
want to leave you alone.
533
00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:24,397
It's fine.
534
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,746
The shorts were a hit.
535
00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:28,531
It's not fine. I've been
thinking about what you said.
536
00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:29,619
I'm so sorry.
537
00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:32,492
I know I can't make up
for years of being gone,
538
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:34,320
but I can try
to be better now,
539
00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:35,930
if -- if you'll let me.
540
00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:37,453
I appreciate that.
541
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:39,542
And...
542
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:42,153
you know what?
543
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:44,678
Why don't you stay on the couchfor the rest of your trip?
544
00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:45,722
Are you sure?
545
00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:46,984
Yeah.
546
00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:49,291
Obviously, Graham loveshaving you here,
547
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:53,164
and my plan to controleverything already went to hell.
548
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:55,558
So I'm just gonna
let everything...
549
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:56,559
unfold naturally.
550
00:20:57,473 --> 00:20:58,953
Hey, Mom, guess what?
551
00:20:58,996 --> 00:21:01,347
Derek told me
I have a half-sister.
552
00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:02,391
What's that, now?
553
00:21:02,435 --> 00:21:04,132
Uh, she's a turtle
named Phoebe.
554
00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:05,394
Derek found her on the --
555
00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:06,308
What's it called?
556
00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:07,962
The highway.
557
00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:08,963
So cool.
558
00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:11,139
Can you believe this day?
559
00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:13,794
I've come into shorts
anda sister!
560
00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:15,926
Graham D'Amato
is cleaning up.
561
00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:19,103
Well, come on, Mom,
you got to have something.
562
00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:20,235
Okay.
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