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SINGER:
♪ The hills were alive ♪
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♪ With wildflowers and I ♪
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♪ Was as wild,
even wilder than they ♪
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♪ For at least I could run ♪
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♪ They just died in the sun ♪
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♪ And I refuse
to just wither...♪
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‐ Excuse me‐‐didn't this used
to be an Indian restaurant?
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SINGER:
♪ Just a wild mountain rose ♪
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♪ Needing freedom to grow ♪
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♪ So I ran fearing not ♪
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♪ Where I'd go, whoa whoa ♪
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♪ When a flower grows wild ♪
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♪ It can always survive ♪
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♪ Wildflowers don't care
where they grow ♪
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‐ You look good.
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You look like
a fancy prison lady.
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‐ Why?
'Cause of my stripes?
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I'm trying to look
professional, you know?
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I mean, it's my first day
of freelancing,
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and day one is the foundation
of everything.
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I'm, like, buzzing right now.
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‐ Wait. Let me feel.
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Oh, you're right.
It's like bees in there.
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‐ [giggles]
Yeah, I feel good.
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Really good.
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Wait.
Do you smell weed right now?
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‐ [sniffing]
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‐ [gasps]
Emily.
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‐ There's my friend.
‐ Hi.
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‐ Good morning.
‐ Hi, Fran.
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‐ I have a request.
When you cum in the night,
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can you not scream like you
just got a hole in one?
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‐ If Annie likes it‐‐she calls
me the Cum King.
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‐ Oh.
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‐ Pardon?
‐ Excuse me?
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‐ Well, I told him
he's a cum king.
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‐ And what is a cum king?
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‐ Um, cumming so much,
making me cum so much
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that he's
the king of it‐‐a cum king.
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‐ My God.
‐ Yeah.
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I'm not proud that it was
revealed to my friends,
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but I got to do my life.
Okay, I got to go.
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‐ Oh, hey, wait.
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Am I gonna see you at my
cabaret show tomorrow night?
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‐ Oh, yeah. 100%.
‐ Okay.
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‐ Are you gonna go?
‐ Yeah.
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I'm gonna make Vic
a nice little dinner before,
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and then we're gonna head over.
‐ Ooh!
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Fran's cooking‐‐that means
she's in love with Vic.
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‐ Maybe.
‐ Love? Fran does not do that.
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‐ Okay.
Fran might do some love,
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'cause she's a lover.
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She nasty. [all giggling]
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Okay. Bye.
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‐ Bye.
‐ All right.
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I have to go to the pharmacy,
and then I have to go
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to "The Thorn"
and pick up my shit.
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‐ Okay.
I'm gonna miss you all day.
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‐ No.
I'm gonna miss you all day.
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FRAN: Eww. Oh!
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[Annie giggles]
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[Muzak plays in background]
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‐ I mean, this is insane.
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Are they on break or something?
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‐ I don't know.
‐ God.
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CLERK, DISTANTLY: Can I get a
cashier to the front, please?
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Can I get a cashier
to the front?
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‐ Wow. Check that out.
That's a lot of hat.
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[giggling]
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Oh, my God. Mom?
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Mom!
‐ Oh! Annie.
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‐ Hey. Look who it is.
The gang's all here.
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‐ Wait. When did you get back?
Why didn't you tell me?
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‐ Oh, well, I just got back
a few hours ago,
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and I'm just settling in.
‐ Oh.
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Well, I mean, I'm here
to pick up Dad's prescription.
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‐ Already got it,
but thank you.
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I was gonna text you
to tell you not to bother.
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‐ Okay, but I don't understand
why you left.
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I mean, I know you said
you were exhausted, but‐‐
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‐ Okay, well, you know,
it's just, you know,
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western Canada is so beautiful,
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and I wanted to see it,
and so I went.
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But I want to hear
about you, Annie.
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Dad tells me that you quit
your job?
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That's a big move.
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‐ But it's actually
a very good big move,
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because now
I'm gonna do freelance,
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which is actually
probably better for me.
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‐ Okay, if you say it's okay.
[chuckles]
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Did we get Q‐tips?
I'm gonna get some Q‐tips.
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‐ Dad, why is she being
so insane and dodgy and weird?
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‐ Annie, please.
She's back.
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Let's just take it one step
at a time, all right?
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I'm fucking exhausted.
‐ Okay.
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I'm sorry‐‐
BOTH: Hey.
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‐ You haven't said
anything about this.
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I think it's darn cute.
‐ Yeah.
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‐ What do you think, Annie?
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‐ It's a‐‐it's‐‐
Wow, it's a hat.
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And, yeah.
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I love it.
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BILL AND VERA: [laughing]
‐ I love it.
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I love it too.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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‐ Oh, fuck.
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ANDY: [laughing] Oh, fuck.
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Are you back?
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‐ No. No way.
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I'm my own boss now, so...
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‐ Well, don't worry.
Gabe's not here.
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‐ Yeah. I'm not worried.
I can handle Gabe.
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‐ Look at this.
The As together again.
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Annie, Andy...
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‐ Angus.
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‐ Yeah.
Very‐‐very cool.
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ANDY: Yeah.
‐ What the fuck is happening?
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‐ [singsong] Hi.
‐ Oh. Look who's back.
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‐ Well, just to get my shit.
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Hey, did you get my texts
about my troll?
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‐ Yeah. I did, and I'm sorry
that I didn't get back to you,
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but I got a little swamped
at work with the new promotion.
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‐ Ooh! What?
‐ Yeah.
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Creative director.
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‐ Damn! That's amazing.
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‐ So what's up?
What happened with the troll?
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‐ Oh, my God, it was insane.
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I went to his house,
and then we basically had,
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like, a screaming face‐off.
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‐ Oh, that's fuckin' wild.
‐ I know, right?
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I think I might write about it.
‐ Yeah. You definitely should.
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I've never heard of somebody
meeting up with
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an internet creep like that.
That's crazy.
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‐ Right?
‐ Sir...
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‐ Yeah?
‐ Your call's starting now.
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‐ Sorry.
I got to take this call thing.
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I want the rest‐‐[stammers]
Ruthie, would you mind
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setting up a lunch with Annie
and me next week?
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‐ Yes. I can
absolutely do that.
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‐ Oh, my God.
‐ Okay.
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‐ Oh, my God!
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‐ Thanks, Ruthie.
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‐ God, her ponytail
went in my mouth.
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‐ You all right?
‐ Yeah.
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I got to get out of here.
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‐ I've never known you to be
so into someone.
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Are you really in love
with Vic?
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‐ I know.
It's mad.
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I just think
she's fucking cool.
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The other day, we were making
out in the back of a Lyft,
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and I actually thought, "What
if I married this person?"
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‐ Uh, Fran,
you know that Vic‐‐
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and I'm sure you know
this already‐‐
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you know that Vic
sees other people?
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‐ Yeah. At first.
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But she'd have to be bionic now
to have time for anyone else.
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‐ Okay. I don't want to have
to tell you this,
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but do you remember
my client Gwen?
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‐ Gwen, yes, with
the extremely high breasts.
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‐ Okay. Yes.
Well, her roommate Sue Anne
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and Vic have been a thing
for, like, three years now.
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And last week, Gwen told me
she needed a new roommate,
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because Sue Anne and Vic
moved in together.
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‐ That's bullshit.
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‐ It's not.
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‐ Yeah, I mean,
it's probably just as friends.
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I think I would know.
‐ Okay.
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Do you want to see
Sue Anne's Instagram?
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‐ No.
‐ Come on.
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Every time we go out,
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we run into at least
three people you've fucked.
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Now, what Vic is doing
is not that crazy.
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She's just protecting herself.
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Are you texting her?
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Do you think maybe
this is a conversation
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you and Vic need to have
in person?
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‐ Fuck no.
I'm not texting her.
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Deleting her number.
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Blocking her on all socials.
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Block. Block. Block. Done.
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‐ You okay?
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You sure you're not
a little sad?
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‐ Of course I'm sad.
I'm very, very sad.
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It's a very sad
and tragic thing
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when someone as young
as Vic dies
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and is dead to me and no longer
exists on this earth,
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but we have to move on
and live our lives,
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because God knows Vic can't.
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[mellow music]
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♪ ♪
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‐ Ruthie, is that my stuff?
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Those are my photos.
‐ Whatever.
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I just feel like it's funnier
if I have them.
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‐ What the hell?
This is, like, all my family.
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‐ Do you think you
can just take my stuff
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because I'm trans?
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‐ No.
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‐ Then it's because
I'm a veteran.
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‐ Oh, Jesus.
God damn it, Ruthie. Here.
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You can have this one
of my family.
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‐ This is the one I was hoping
you'd let me keep.
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You look so cool there.
You look really cool.
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‐ I look like shit.
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I'm wearing a sweater vest and
I'm holding an Easter basket.
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‐ Oh, hey, thought I recognized
that voice.
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Hey, Annie.
‐ Gabe. Hi, um...
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Yeah, I was just leaving.
‐ Yeah.
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I got to get back to work.
I'm starting a new band.
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What do you think
about the name "Screed"?
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‐ Very cool.
‐ Or "Jaunty."
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‐ Hmm?
‐ Thinking about "Dimple" also.
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‐ Wow. Awesome.
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‐ So what's up?
What's next?
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Where do I get to read
the new Annie Easton piece?
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‐ Well, I'm freelance now,
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so no whims
to answer to but my own.
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‐ Wow. You're probably talking
about my whims.
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Okay.
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‐ Well, I think a lot of people
read my last article, so...
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‐ Well, sure, you're talented,
but, you know,
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here you have
a built‐in audience.
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Out there, you're on your own.
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‐ All right.
Well, I know what I'm doing,
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so I'm gonna go do it.
‐ You should do it.
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You should do it elsewhere.
I'm gonna go in here.
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I'm gonna write a song
called "Annie's Future."
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It's gonna be a short song.
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[energetic music]
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♪ ♪
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‐ Hi. I'm looking
for Kevin O'Donnell.
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‐ Are you here for the
Clear Blast Gum meeting?
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‐ Um, yeah. That's right.
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‐ You're late.
Conference Pod J,
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right down
the hall to your left.
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‐ Thanks.
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KEVIN: Okay, team.
Before we get too deep
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into any of our ideas
for Clear Blast,
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I want to try
a little brainstorm.
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‐ Oh!
‐ Yeah!
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‐ Yeah!
‐ All right?
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When I toss you the ball,
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you say any adjective you
associate with the word "gum."
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00:10:03,623 --> 00:10:07,553
I'll start. Gum is fun.
245
00:10:07,548 --> 00:10:09,588
Susan.
‐ Um...Gum is flavor.
246
00:10:09,593 --> 00:10:11,683
‐ Awesome.
‐ Yeah.
247
00:10:11,681 --> 00:10:13,941
Oh. Gum is young.
248
00:10:13,935 --> 00:10:16,015
‐ Awesome.
Or gum is "yum."
249
00:10:16,022 --> 00:10:18,072
‐ Oh!
‐ Ooh!
250
00:10:18,068 --> 00:10:19,698
Gum is fearless.
251
00:10:19,697 --> 00:10:21,367
‐ Oh, yes!
I love that.
252
00:10:21,366 --> 00:10:23,286
That's awesome.
253
00:10:23,287 --> 00:10:25,787
Okay. Yeah.
That is going up on the board.
254
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,382
‐ Yeah.
‐ You guys, you are en fuego.
255
00:10:28,380 --> 00:10:29,590
‐ It's all you, Kev.
256
00:10:29,592 --> 00:10:31,432
‐ Fuck!
‐ Are you okay?
257
00:10:31,428 --> 00:10:33,178
‐ Oh...
[panting]
258
00:10:33,182 --> 00:10:35,062
Mm. Sorry.
259
00:10:35,060 --> 00:10:40,110
My distant adult niece is here.
You guys just keep going.
260
00:10:40,112 --> 00:10:42,072
I'm sorry.
I'm a little shocked,
261
00:10:42,074 --> 00:10:44,914
because it's been a little‐‐she
disappeared a long time ago,
262
00:10:44,914 --> 00:10:47,344
and she actually is a junkie.
263
00:10:47,335 --> 00:10:50,335
You guys can keep talking
about‐‐I have to, um...
264
00:10:56,019 --> 00:10:58,109
[softly] What the fuck are you
doing here‐‐Are you insane?
265
00:10:58,106 --> 00:11:00,106
‐ No.
I just wanted to talk to you.
266
00:11:00,110 --> 00:11:02,240
[both whispering]
‐ How'd you find me?
‐ How do you think?
267
00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:03,790
‐ Fucking internet.
‐ Well, I'm not here to,
268
00:11:03,785 --> 00:11:06,455
like, out you or whatever.
269
00:11:06,456 --> 00:11:07,916
I want to write
about what happened,
270
00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:09,378
and the other night
was so chaotic,
271
00:11:09,379 --> 00:11:11,259
so I need
to actually interview you.
272
00:11:11,258 --> 00:11:13,348
‐ No. You can't do that.
That would ruin me.
273
00:11:13,345 --> 00:11:15,215
‐ Why?
‐ Because that'll ruin me.
274
00:11:15,224 --> 00:11:17,444
You can't interview me.
If you try, I'll ruin you.
275
00:11:17,436 --> 00:11:19,316
You smashed my car.
‐ So what?
276
00:11:19,315 --> 00:11:21,695
You called me a pig,
like, a million times,
277
00:11:21,696 --> 00:11:23,946
and you made fun of my dad
having cancer.
278
00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,370
‐ So?
That glass was custom tinted.
279
00:11:25,369 --> 00:11:27,249
It cost $2,500 to get it fixed.
280
00:11:27,248 --> 00:11:29,208
I'm not gonna let you interview
me until you pay for that.
281
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:31,340
‐ Well, I'm never paying
for those,
282
00:11:31,339 --> 00:11:32,799
and if you try and make me,
283
00:11:32,801 --> 00:11:35,011
I'll tell everyone
in Conference Pod J
284
00:11:35,014 --> 00:11:37,354
that you like to call women
"porky cum gobblers."
285
00:11:37,351 --> 00:11:38,401
‐ Shh.
286
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,654
‐ Meet me outside
in the parking lot
287
00:11:42,654 --> 00:11:44,374
next to the building
in 15 minutes.
288
00:11:44,365 --> 00:11:47,955
‐ Okay. It'll be good.
Be very healing for us.
289
00:11:47,956 --> 00:11:49,626
‐ 15 minutes.
‐ Okay.
290
00:11:55,429 --> 00:11:57,019
‐ You know, I thought I was
a good boyfriend.
291
00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:58,976
I bought her stuff constantly.
292
00:11:58,978 --> 00:12:00,858
‐ Wow.
‐ Then she broke up with me,
293
00:12:00,857 --> 00:12:02,317
and I just‐‐I don't know.
294
00:12:02,318 --> 00:12:04,778
I snapped.
She dumped me for Colin,
295
00:12:04,782 --> 00:12:06,542
my best friend
since junior high.
296
00:12:06,535 --> 00:12:08,115
‐ Oh. Yeah, that sounds
very hard.
297
00:12:08,121 --> 00:12:09,461
I guess I...
298
00:12:09,457 --> 00:12:11,747
‐ Colin's fucking ripped.
‐ Yeah.
299
00:12:11,754 --> 00:12:15,224
Most Colins are jacked as hell.
300
00:12:15,219 --> 00:12:17,639
But, you know, a lot of people
go through breakups,
301
00:12:17,641 --> 00:12:21,311
but they don't start
harassing women online.
302
00:12:21,314 --> 00:12:24,204
Like, I don't understand
what you get out of it.
303
00:12:24,195 --> 00:12:26,025
‐ I don't know.
304
00:12:26,032 --> 00:12:28,002
Maybe it made me feel like
I had some power over someone.
305
00:12:27,995 --> 00:12:30,575
‐ Okay. But the person
you had power over was me,
306
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,303
and I'm a stranger.
I just‐‐why?
307
00:12:33,296 --> 00:12:34,796
Like, is it 'cause
of my weight?
308
00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,300
‐ I don't know, okay?
We've already
309
00:12:36,302 --> 00:12:37,972
talked about this.
What do you want from me?
310
00:12:37,973 --> 00:12:39,603
I just‐‐I don't want to talk
about this anymore.
311
00:12:39,601 --> 00:12:42,111
I want this to be done.
You came to my house,
312
00:12:42,106 --> 00:12:44,236
and you yelled at me,
and you smashed my car,
313
00:12:44,235 --> 00:12:46,025
and now you're at my work,
and I just want it to stop.
314
00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:47,741
‐ Okay. Okay. Just relax.
‐ [panting] I can't!
315
00:12:47,743 --> 00:12:49,793
I just want it to stop.
I can't‐‐
316
00:12:49,788 --> 00:12:51,998
‐ Okay. Are you‐‐
‐ I don't know what you want
from me, I just‐‐
317
00:12:52,001 --> 00:12:54,971
‐ Oh, my God.
Are you scared of me?
318
00:12:54,965 --> 00:12:56,585
‐ Yes. I'm really scared,
okay?
319
00:12:56,594 --> 00:12:58,184
The trolling's over. I promise.
320
00:12:58,180 --> 00:12:59,640
I'll leave you alone forever.
321
00:12:59,641 --> 00:13:01,141
I talked to you
for your article now,
322
00:13:01,144 --> 00:13:02,444
so can I please
just have my life back?
323
00:13:02,438 --> 00:13:05,068
‐ Just stop
freaking the fuck out.
324
00:13:05,069 --> 00:13:06,779
‐ Okay.
‐ Okay.
‐ Fine!
325
00:13:06,781 --> 00:13:11,211
‐ Just chill.
Fuck! Okay?
326
00:13:11,206 --> 00:13:14,246
I think that I have
what I need for my article,
327
00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:16,553
and I honestly feel like,
in a weird way,
328
00:13:16,550 --> 00:13:20,100
I kind of understand
your whole deal now,
329
00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:25,189
so let's just‐‐let's call it.
330
00:13:25,192 --> 00:13:28,162
‐ Okay.
[exhales]
331
00:13:28,156 --> 00:13:30,866
[groans] Ohh...
332
00:13:30,870 --> 00:13:32,920
So is this gonna be
in "The Thorn"?
333
00:13:32,916 --> 00:13:36,796
‐ No. I'm freelancing now,
so I, um...
334
00:13:36,799 --> 00:13:38,469
it's for my own thing.
335
00:13:38,468 --> 00:13:41,308
It's for my blog.
336
00:13:41,307 --> 00:13:42,687
‐ So this isn't even
a real thing?
337
00:13:42,686 --> 00:13:45,316
‐ Oh, fuck you.
It's a real thing.
338
00:13:45,315 --> 00:13:47,605
‐ Okay.
‐ It's a real thing,
339
00:13:47,612 --> 00:13:50,702
and it's‐‐it'll be online.
It's all the same.
340
00:13:50,702 --> 00:13:52,372
‐ Okay. I'm sorry. All right?
341
00:13:52,371 --> 00:13:53,831
It's a real thing. Okay?
342
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:58,973
‐ Okay.
‐ I just‐‐I want to say
343
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:02,558
I think
this was really good for me.
344
00:14:02,559 --> 00:14:04,609
‐ I got to go.
‐ Yeah. Me too.
345
00:14:05,690 --> 00:14:07,570
It was actually
really nice to see you.
346
00:14:07,569 --> 00:14:09,819
‐ I'm not gonna hug you...
‐ Sorry, sorry‐‐
347
00:14:09,823 --> 00:14:11,283
‐ You fucking psycho.
‐ I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
348
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,374
I'm sorry.
349
00:14:49,778 --> 00:14:52,868
‐ Buddy. Hi.
350
00:14:52,867 --> 00:14:54,197
Aww.
351
00:14:57,084 --> 00:14:58,674
What the fuck?
352
00:15:02,721 --> 00:15:04,731
Fran?
353
00:15:04,725 --> 00:15:07,855
Are you up?
We slept the whole day.
354
00:15:07,856 --> 00:15:10,486
What are we, dead from
carbon monoxide poisoning?
355
00:15:10,485 --> 00:15:12,405
‐ I wish.
‐ Oh, my God.
356
00:15:12,406 --> 00:15:14,696
I was up till 7:00
in the morning writing.
357
00:15:14,703 --> 00:15:16,293
Are you just getting up too?
358
00:15:16,289 --> 00:15:18,329
‐ I was up earlier.
I took Bonkers out.
359
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,384
I just got back into bed.
360
00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:22,430
‐ Okay. What's going on?
361
00:15:28,063 --> 00:15:29,823
‐ Am I a bad person?
362
00:15:29,816 --> 00:15:31,986
Should I just never date
anyone ever again?
363
00:15:31,987 --> 00:15:35,287
‐ No. Of course not.
What is this all about?
364
00:15:35,912 --> 00:15:38,212
‐ Vic has another girlfriend.
365
00:15:40,128 --> 00:15:42,048
‐ Oh, shit.
366
00:15:42,049 --> 00:15:44,639
I'm sorry. What?
367
00:15:44,638 --> 00:15:46,138
I don't understand.
368
00:15:46,140 --> 00:15:48,190
I thought you guys
were getting serious.
369
00:15:48,186 --> 00:15:50,856
‐ Yeah. So did I.
I mean, tell me the truth.
370
00:15:50,858 --> 00:15:53,148
You're the one who called me
the female Ryan.
371
00:15:53,154 --> 00:15:56,244
Am I just this cruel person
who uses people?
372
00:15:56,244 --> 00:15:59,714
‐ No. No, you're not cruel.
373
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:03,259
And also, you can always change
if you want to.
374
00:16:03,258 --> 00:16:04,758
And you are changing.
375
00:16:04,761 --> 00:16:06,721
You fell for Vic.
That's huge for you.
376
00:16:06,723 --> 00:16:08,523
‐ Yeah. I don't know.
377
00:16:08,519 --> 00:16:10,649
‐ Well, you don't have to know
anything
378
00:16:10,648 --> 00:16:12,858
right in this moment.
379
00:16:12,861 --> 00:16:16,161
And you know what?
Here's what we need to do.
380
00:16:16,159 --> 00:16:19,669
Let's go to Emily's
show tonight.
381
00:16:19,666 --> 00:16:21,086
‐ I'm not really
feeling it right now.
382
00:16:21,085 --> 00:16:23,205
‐ Come on.
Do it for Emily.
383
00:16:23,214 --> 00:16:26,644
You don't need another lesbian
in this town against you,
384
00:16:26,638 --> 00:16:28,518
especially one that deals weed.
385
00:16:32,274 --> 00:16:34,994
‐ Okay.
I will consider going tonight
386
00:16:34,988 --> 00:16:38,618
if you wear the Christmas
present I got you.
387
00:16:38,621 --> 00:16:40,501
‐ Whew.
388
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:46,052
Okay. If...you go out tonight,
389
00:16:46,052 --> 00:16:50,652
I will wear the Christmas
present that you got for me.
390
00:16:50,645 --> 00:16:52,725
‐ Really? In public?
391
00:16:52,732 --> 00:16:54,862
‐ Yes, I will.
392
00:16:54,861 --> 00:16:56,111
‐ Yes!
393
00:16:57,742 --> 00:16:59,702
‐ I'm worried
I'm gonna be arrested
394
00:16:59,704 --> 00:17:02,044
for the amount of tit
I have going on right now.
395
00:17:02,042 --> 00:17:03,802
FRAN: [giggling]
‐ Are you happy?
396
00:17:03,796 --> 00:17:05,216
‐ Oh, I'm very happy,
and I love the little hearts.
397
00:17:05,215 --> 00:17:06,585
‐ Yeah, well,
those are my nipples.
398
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,853
‐ Oh!
399
00:17:08,847 --> 00:17:11,017
Tonight, I'm gonna try
and forget about this Vic shit.
400
00:17:11,018 --> 00:17:13,308
‐ Yeah. Totally.
401
00:17:13,314 --> 00:17:16,154
All right, can I put
my jacket back on now?
402
00:17:16,153 --> 00:17:17,703
‐ No, no.
This is all night long.
403
00:17:17,699 --> 00:17:19,869
‐ Hello!
‐ Hi!
404
00:17:19,869 --> 00:17:22,579
‐ You have to see the look.
‐ Oh, wow.
405
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:25,763
[mellow dance music]
406
00:17:25,756 --> 00:17:32,686
♪ ♪
407
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:06,004
‐ Whoa. 53 comments?
408
00:18:07,422 --> 00:18:10,052
"My uncle added 8 inch
to his penis.
409
00:18:10,053 --> 00:18:11,723
Here's how"?
410
00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:13,433
What?
411
00:18:13,434 --> 00:18:15,364
‐ You okay?
‐ Yeah.
412
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:21,075
I just‐‐I wrote this thing,
and no one's looked at it.
413
00:18:21,075 --> 00:18:24,705
Except there's 50 comments
from a fucking penis bot.
414
00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:26,998
‐ God. When did Rose
get so cute?
415
00:18:27,003 --> 00:18:29,723
No offense, honey.
Grinding only, bitch.
416
00:18:29,718 --> 00:18:32,058
‐ I grind, bitch.
417
00:18:32,055 --> 00:18:35,685
[mellow dance music continues]
418
00:18:35,688 --> 00:18:38,028
EMILY:
♪ I don't remember at all ♪
419
00:18:38,025 --> 00:18:42,985
♪ Ey‐ey‐at all ♪
420
00:18:42,994 --> 00:18:45,174
♪ Yeah ♪
Thank you.
421
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:48,205
‐ Yeah!
‐ Whoo!
422
00:18:49,089 --> 00:18:52,009
‐ Whoo!
‐ Oh, yes. Yes.
423
00:18:52,012 --> 00:18:54,602
Big hand for Emily
and Hot 'n' Motley.
424
00:18:56,437 --> 00:18:57,937
You know, before this,
I was singing
425
00:18:57,940 --> 00:18:59,650
at the MAX station by my house.
426
00:18:59,652 --> 00:19:03,282
A gorgeous commuter
threw a penny at my head,
427
00:19:03,284 --> 00:19:05,544
and I took that penny,
and I bought this jacket,
428
00:19:05,539 --> 00:19:06,959
and it is good, isn't it?
429
00:19:06,958 --> 00:19:09,208
‐ Yeah!
‐ Whoo!
‐ It's good.
430
00:19:09,213 --> 00:19:11,223
So I appreciate
what it means to have a space
431
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:14,467
like this to perform for you,
my gorgeous audience.
432
00:19:14,473 --> 00:19:16,393
The first Monday
of every month,
433
00:19:16,393 --> 00:19:21,323
we're here, we're queer,
we're doing as we damn please.
434
00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:24,660
I'll sing for you now, but
just know that this...
435
00:19:24,661 --> 00:19:26,041
is for you.
436
00:19:26,038 --> 00:19:29,418
[soft piano music]
437
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:33,509
♪ ♪
438
00:19:33,512 --> 00:19:38,402
SINGER:
♪ I may not always love you ♪
439
00:19:38,396 --> 00:19:43,736
♪ But long as there
are stars above you ♪
440
00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:48,670
♪ You'll never
need to doubt it ♪
441
00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:53,927
♪ I'll make you
so sure about it ♪
442
00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:58,937
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you ♪
443
00:19:58,937 --> 00:20:02,897
♪ ♪
444
00:20:02,904 --> 00:20:07,164
♪ If you should ever leave me ♪
445
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:11,922
♪ Though life would
still go on, believe me ♪
446
00:20:11,922 --> 00:20:16,102
♪ The world
could show nothing to me ♪
447
00:20:16,096 --> 00:20:21,266
♪ So what good
would livin' do me? ♪
448
00:20:21,273 --> 00:20:25,783
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you ♪
449
00:20:25,783 --> 00:20:29,873
[melodic piano continues]
450
00:20:29,874 --> 00:20:36,474
♪ ♪
451
00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:42,360
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you ♪
452
00:20:43,234 --> 00:20:47,494
SINGER: ♪ If you should
ever leave me ♪
453
00:20:47,492 --> 00:20:52,042
♪ Though life would
still go on, believe me ♪
454
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:56,473
♪ The world
could show nothing to me ♪
455
00:20:56,468 --> 00:21:01,188
♪ So what good
would livin' do me? ♪
456
00:21:01,186 --> 00:21:05,896
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you ♪
457
00:21:05,904 --> 00:21:09,454
♪ ♪
458
00:21:09,453 --> 00:21:13,923
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you ♪
459
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:17,600
♪ ♪
460
00:21:17,595 --> 00:21:23,055
♪ God only knows
what I'd be without you ♪
461
00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:27,414
♪ ♪
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