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Who are you?
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Oh.
I'm supposed to do what?
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Yeah, w-no,
I got a-I got a baby.
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I've had two hours of sleep.
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I don't have time for this.
It
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Fine.
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Here's what you missed
last week.
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Okay.
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Do you wanna join me?
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Faye Donahue.
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Is that you?
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At high school
graduation.
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Right before everything
changed forever.
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Kyle Holmes was my fiancé.
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Who is this Kyle guy?
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You know what you did!
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I don't. I swear.
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Claudia Nicolo.
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I left you a little something
on the nightstand.
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I'm not a prostitute.
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Yes, I did think
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you were a prostitute
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when I picked you up
on Ho Corner,
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but I see now
that you are more than that.
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Oh, hello.
Aunt Oopie here.
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Aunt Oopie's
got everything covered here.
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Date?
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I'm gonna teach Fred
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and that little colored boy
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about the Gettysburg Address.
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I'm sorry.
Wha-what was that part?
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She can't be Fred's guardian,
Tami.
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She's racist as fuck.
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Miss Brenda, are you
inviting me to the cookout?
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I am inviting you
to the cookout.
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Look at all these beautiful,
highly educated,
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wealthy black people.
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- All doctors?
- Mm-hmm.
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I love it.
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What the shit is this?
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Our youth leader program.
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These are
our future police?
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- Doubt it.
- Your mission
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police this neighborhood
between point A and B.
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Move out!
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Go! Go! Go! Go!
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I think we should get married.
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What?
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Then we can't testify
against each other.
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Staying out of jail's
a crap reason to get married.
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No.
We fucking love each other.
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That's why
we're gonna get married.
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It's marriage
that I don't know if I love.
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I wanna know how you feel,
you know?
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Fuck.
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Mm.
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Who's riding a lawn mower
around the block?
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Gotta be kidding me.
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Oh, hey.
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Why don't you get out of here?
I'll call you later.
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Who's that?
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Byron. Cute, huh?
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Super tight asshole.
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You're a top now?
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Verse.
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Who knew?
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Hey, you seen this?
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Jesus!
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It's the hospital bill.
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Childbirth, emergency surgery,
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ICU...
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How much?
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Thirty-six hundred.
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- Wow.
- That's after insurance.
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I mean, how are we
gonna pay this?
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- Here.
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That's easy.
We're not.
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We already brought him home.
What are they gonna do?
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Take him back?
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Well, they delivered our baby
and saved my life.
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Yeah, and that
was their choice.
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They didn't give me the option
of leaving Fred in the oven
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or letting you die
on the operating table.
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So you would've
let me die?
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I mean, if I knew it was
gonna cost us four grand...
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...yeah, maybe.
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Look, we have to pay this.
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Tami, no, we don't.
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Isn't not paying your bills
stealing?
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No.
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Charging us money while
your life is on the line,
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that's extortion.
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- Right?
- Hmm.
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We're, uh, Robin Hooding,
you know?
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We're stealing from the rich,
giving to the poor.
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You're not Robin Hood.
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Yeah, but I'm poor.
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So, what,
so you steal stuff?
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Sometimes.
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Like what?
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I don't know.
It's a long list.
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Okay, well, like, uh,
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food from the grocery store?
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Yeah, like food from anywhere.
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Money?
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That a real question?
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What-cars?
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No.
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But, uh, never say never.
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Wow.
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"Wow" what?
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No, you're just...
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exactly the role model
I always wanted for my kid.
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Next up,
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a Florida man
was found dead today,
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facedown in the lobster tank
of a Tampa grocery store.
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Here you go.
A proper breakfast.
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The sugar in this cereal
will kill you.
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In your case, however,
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I suspect that your lifestyle
will kill you
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before your diet does.
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Ah.
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Was that Mickey this morning?
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- Yup.
- Where's he been?
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With a twink named Byron.
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Twink?
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You know,
like Ms. Del Rey's kid.
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Yoga pants and glitter.
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Eh, not always.
But yeah, sure.
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So if you tell someone
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you're not marrying them,
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that means they can sleep
with other people?
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No.
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But Mickey's emotional IQ
is lower than Carl's actual IQ.
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Shit. You're fucked, dude.
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Nah, he'll work it
out of his system
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and we'll talk it out
like adults.
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It'll be fine.
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Hang on to your wallets,
everyone.
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Lip is here.
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Oh,
there's my gorgeous niece.
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Prettiermwah
than Megyn Kelly
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and smarter too.
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Oh, objectified by America
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and sexually harassed
by your bosses?
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It's every girl's dream.
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- Megyn Kelly?
- A blonde news host.
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She thinks Santa's white.
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He's not?
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- No.
- Yes, honeybun!
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Hey, did I hear a girly
bike pull up this morning?
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- Mickey.
- He's dating a twink now.
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Oh, so you leaving him
at the altar,
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that's become a thing, huh?
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I-I didn't leave him
at the altar.
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- Yes, you did.
- I mean...
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It was City Hall.
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We were only getting married
to outsmart the cops.
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You made
the right decision.
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Marriage is a sacred union
between a man and a woman.
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What's that smell?
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Self-righteousness.
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No. The air smells...clean.
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Where is Frank?
Haven't seen him in a while.
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Enjoy it
while it lasts.
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He'll be back to stinking up
the place in no time, right?
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Oh, there you go.
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Frank Gallagher,
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the court reduces your charge
to a misdemeanor
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and sentences you
to 30 days in rehab.
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The deviant thug
who tried to steal
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this bright young man's
future,
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Kyle Holmes,
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I hereby sentence you
to 45 years in prison.
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- Sentences you
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to 30 days in rehab.
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Forty-five years
for possession.
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Thirty days in rehab.
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Forty-five years.
Thirty days in rehab.
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- Forty
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Good morning.
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Do you need a diaper change?
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Please let me go.
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As soon as you admit
what you did to my poor Kyle.
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I told you,
I don't remember who Kyle is.
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Liar.
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Maybe if I had a drink.
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I'm a lot more lucid
when I'm drunk.
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Sounds like a lovely idea.
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Is that a Balvenie?
Thirty year?
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Don't! Oh, don't!
Don't! Don't!
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No, please, don't do that!
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Tell me what you did to Kyle.
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Do you have any idea
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how many millions
of brain cells
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I've destroyed
since the '90s?
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I'm so sober right now,
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I can't even make anything up!
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Tell me the truth.
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I don't remember!
I don't!
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I'm sorry, but I don't.
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You really
don't remember?
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I swear.
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Please.
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Then I'm gonna have
to make you remember.
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Bring your chastity belt,
Jerry,
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because I am going
to fuck everybody
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who had anything to do
with this shit show of a deal,
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starting with you!
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Oh, I'm sorry, pussycat.
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Did I wake you?
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Mm.
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Ugh. My lunch has turned into
a teleconference with Dubai.
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Can I impose on you
to do me a favor?
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Of course. What?
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Great. Um, can you pick
Julia up after school?
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- Julia?
- My kid.
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Oh.
Did I not tell you about her?
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- No.
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But that's cool.
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I didn't tell you
about my kid either.
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Franny. She's four.
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Oh, God.
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They are so perfect
at that age, aren't they?
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Okay,
so St. Judith Prep,
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2:30-ish.
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She has a class
that she goes to after.
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She knows how to get you there.
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You don't think
it'll be kind of weird,
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some strange woman showing up,
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saying, "Get in my car,
little girl"?
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Uh, no.
She's used to it by now.
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All right, platinum card
is on the dresser for a snack,
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but it has to be healthy.
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She is going to throw
one of her tantrums
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for something fried.
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She's a terror.
Stay strong.
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Later, girlfriend.
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"Girlfriend"?
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Oh.
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No, I-I just meant, uh,
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friend that's a girl.
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Right?
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I like "girlfriend."
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Me too.
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Ooh!
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Bye.
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It's magnificent.
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It's just magnificent.
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V, do I gotta cover 'em up?
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Naked breasts don't exactly say
"quality health care."
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They do if we
provide mammograms.
253
00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:11,679
Can we?
254
00:11:11,679 --> 00:11:13,470
No. Basic stuff only.
255
00:11:13,470 --> 00:11:16,929
Superglue for small cuts
and minor gunshot wounds,
256
00:11:16,929 --> 00:11:19,428
needle and thread
for bigger stab wounds,
257
00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:21,679
Popsicle sticks
for sprained fingers,
258
00:11:21,679 --> 00:11:24,929
and Vicks VapoRub
for everything else.
259
00:11:24,929 --> 00:11:26,178
Hey, did you spend
the rest of that cash
260
00:11:26,178 --> 00:11:28,136
from those snail patch
hemorrhoid things?
261
00:11:28,136 --> 00:11:29,720
Got just enough money
for a tank of gas,
262
00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:31,970
so we gotta make money if we
wanna sustain this operation.
263
00:11:31,970 --> 00:11:33,136
Aw, babe,
we're gonna make a killing.
264
00:11:33,136 --> 00:11:34,261
Are you kidding me?
265
00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:36,970
The uninsured South Side
needs medical care.
266
00:11:36,970 --> 00:11:39,720
No more going to urgent care
and spending $150
267
00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,387
to pop in a dislocated finger.
268
00:11:41,387 --> 00:11:42,929
Nurse V can do it for 20.
269
00:11:42,929 --> 00:11:43,929
I was never a nurse.
270
00:11:43,929 --> 00:11:44,887
You were a nurse's aide.
271
00:11:44,887 --> 00:11:46,512
Potato, potato.
272
00:11:46,512 --> 00:11:48,345
South Side needs medical care.
273
00:11:48,345 --> 00:11:49,887
We need cash
to raise our girls.
274
00:11:49,887 --> 00:11:52,053
This is your best
side-hustle idea ever.
275
00:11:52,053 --> 00:11:53,720
Well, get this thing painted
276
00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:56,220
while I go set up Hazel
behind the bar.
277
00:11:57,679 --> 00:12:00,512
I'm gonna take a minute
just to say good-bye.
278
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:01,345
All right?
279
00:12:05,762 --> 00:12:07,261
Good-bye, Veronica's titties.
280
00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:11,303
Good-bye, Svetlana's titties.
281
00:12:26,637 --> 00:12:29,845
Throw a pussy punch like that,
and you don't deserve balls.
282
00:12:29,845 --> 00:12:32,220
Nobody fights fair
on the streets, people!
283
00:12:32,220 --> 00:12:33,512
Gallagher!
284
00:12:35,553 --> 00:12:37,178
Am I being too hard
on them, sir?
285
00:12:37,178 --> 00:12:38,804
No, on the contrary, son.
286
00:12:38,804 --> 00:12:40,679
90 percent of 'em
have trust funds.
287
00:12:40,679 --> 00:12:43,845
You have carte blanche
to turn these girls into men.
288
00:12:43,845 --> 00:12:45,720
Carte what, sir?
289
00:12:46,887 --> 00:12:48,345
Ride 'em hard.
Put 'em down wet.
290
00:12:48,345 --> 00:12:49,804
Yes, sir.
291
00:12:49,804 --> 00:12:50,970
I'd like to take them out
in the community,
292
00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,095
do a few exercises,
293
00:12:52,095 --> 00:12:53,637
show 'em
what the real world's like.
294
00:12:53,637 --> 00:12:54,762
Good idea.
295
00:12:54,762 --> 00:12:55,929
Bring 'em back
at the end of the day.
296
00:12:55,929 --> 00:12:57,804
- Give me a full report.
- Yes, sir.
297
00:12:58,637 --> 00:13:00,470
Aidan! You're up.
298
00:13:04,512 --> 00:13:05,970
Hey.
299
00:13:05,970 --> 00:13:06,970
Hey.
300
00:13:09,387 --> 00:13:11,303
So, uh...
301
00:13:11,303 --> 00:13:12,637
Byron, huh?
302
00:13:12,637 --> 00:13:13,887
Pretty great, right?
303
00:13:13,887 --> 00:13:15,720
Little on the young side,
but, uh,
304
00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:18,720
eager to please,
if you catch what I'm throwin'.
305
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,804
Oh, yeah.
No, I'm catchin'.
306
00:13:20,804 --> 00:13:22,720
Think he's rich too.
Last name's Koch.
307
00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,762
Sounds kind of familiar.
308
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:26,845
Anyway, he's, uh,
getting a PhD thing.
309
00:13:26,845 --> 00:13:28,553
He wants to be
a professor of some language
310
00:13:28,553 --> 00:13:30,178
out of a place
called Britain.
311
00:13:30,178 --> 00:13:31,970
You mean English?
312
00:13:31,970 --> 00:13:33,679
Oh, yeah, probably.
I don't know.
313
00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:35,470
He couldn't really talk
with my cock in his mouth.
314
00:13:35,470 --> 00:13:37,011
Okay.
315
00:13:37,011 --> 00:13:38,512
- About the other day
- It's cool.
316
00:13:38,512 --> 00:13:40,929
No. It's not that I don't
wanna get married, Mickey.
317
00:13:40,929 --> 00:13:42,762
It's just, I-I wanna take
a little time,
318
00:13:42,762 --> 00:13:44,387
make sure we're both ready,
you know?
319
00:13:44,387 --> 00:13:47,178
You did us both a favor,
all right, 'cause...
320
00:13:47,178 --> 00:13:49,428
I'm in love with Byron.
321
00:13:49,428 --> 00:13:50,804
In love?
322
00:13:50,804 --> 00:13:52,845
Moving in with him.
323
00:13:52,845 --> 00:13:53,637
When?
324
00:13:53,637 --> 00:13:55,345
What do you mean when?
Now.
325
00:13:55,345 --> 00:13:57,387
Thought you only knew
each other a couple days.
326
00:13:57,387 --> 00:13:59,553
Met last night, but...
327
00:13:59,553 --> 00:14:01,762
when you know, you know.
328
00:14:01,762 --> 00:14:03,095
You know?
329
00:14:07,053 --> 00:14:10,679
What do you love most
in the entire world, Frank?
330
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:14,553
My kids?
331
00:14:16,011 --> 00:14:18,929
Fuck am I saying?
Um...
332
00:14:18,929 --> 00:14:19,970
opioids.
333
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:25,887
Detoxing is tough.
334
00:14:25,887 --> 00:14:26,970
Isn't it?
335
00:14:28,845 --> 00:14:30,220
Dangerous too.
336
00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:32,637
Kidney failure,
337
00:14:32,637 --> 00:14:33,845
heart attack,
338
00:14:33,845 --> 00:14:36,011
stroke.
339
00:14:36,011 --> 00:14:37,303
We're gonna play...
340
00:14:38,512 --> 00:14:40,720
...the carrot and stick game,
341
00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:42,595
see if we can't jog
your memory.
342
00:14:45,053 --> 00:14:47,095
Carrot.
343
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:51,095
Do you have any idea
how you would know Kyle?
344
00:14:52,929 --> 00:14:55,261
We grew up together.
345
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:57,595
- Stick.
- Jesus!
346
00:14:57,595 --> 00:14:58,887
Let's try this again.
347
00:15:00,178 --> 00:15:01,428
Carrot.
348
00:15:03,595 --> 00:15:06,345
How...do you know Kyle?
349
00:15:07,595 --> 00:15:10,095
We robbed
a gas station together.
350
00:15:10,095 --> 00:15:12,345
We exchanged hand jobs.
351
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,512
- I d
- Stick!
352
00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:15,011
No! Don't do...
353
00:15:17,428 --> 00:15:18,845
We, um...
354
00:15:18,845 --> 00:15:20,970
- we...
355
00:15:20,970 --> 00:15:22,428
- ...we...
- Stick.
356
00:15:22,428 --> 00:15:24,136
...w-we
357
00:15:24,136 --> 00:15:26,261
College.
358
00:15:26,261 --> 00:15:27,804
We went to college together.
359
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,387
See?
360
00:15:31,387 --> 00:15:33,720
Isn't that easy?
361
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,387
- Carrot.
362
00:15:39,679 --> 00:15:41,470
Ah, sweet Jesus.
Thank you.
363
00:15:42,929 --> 00:15:43,970
Dig deep.
364
00:15:46,303 --> 00:15:48,845
Who was Kyle?
365
00:15:48,845 --> 00:15:51,220
He was a football player.
366
00:15:51,220 --> 00:15:52,679
More.
367
00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:56,136
He was, um...
368
00:15:57,970 --> 00:15:59,595
...a wide receiver.
369
00:16:00,387 --> 00:16:01,970
- Stick!
- No!
370
00:16:12,345 --> 00:16:13,929
Fuck you.
371
00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:16,887
Fuck you, you shitty shit-fuck.
372
00:16:16,887 --> 00:16:18,011
What the fuck?
373
00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:21,261
- Hey, everything all right?
- No!
374
00:16:21,261 --> 00:16:22,804
No, I put my card in
for a withdrawal,
375
00:16:22,804 --> 00:16:25,011
and this piece of shit
never spit out my cash.
376
00:16:25,011 --> 00:16:27,303
I'm just gonna
go talk to someone inside.
377
00:16:29,387 --> 00:16:30,720
Spare some change?
378
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,095
- I ain't got nothing.
379
00:16:32,095 --> 00:16:33,970
Okay.
380
00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:55,887
Fuck you, Tami.
381
00:16:59,595 --> 00:17:01,845
Hey, miss? Miss!
382
00:17:01,845 --> 00:17:03,512
Motherfuck
Give me that money back!
383
00:17:03,512 --> 00:17:05,553
Come on!
384
00:17:05,553 --> 00:17:07,303
- "Nurse V's Jiffy Care.
385
00:17:07,303 --> 00:17:09,387
Sprains, cuts, burns,
386
00:17:09,387 --> 00:17:11,136
minor stab wounds.
387
00:17:11,136 --> 00:17:13,720
Come one, come all.
Twenty bucks.
388
00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:15,762
Mental cases and the"...
389
00:17:15,762 --> 00:17:16,762
"Litigious."
390
00:17:16,762 --> 00:17:19,261
..."litigious need not apply."
391
00:17:22,053 --> 00:17:23,095
Hi.
392
00:17:23,095 --> 00:17:24,887
Got anything
for my pink eye?
393
00:17:24,887 --> 00:17:27,220
Sure do, ma'am.
Come on around.
394
00:17:29,095 --> 00:17:30,261
I just turned my ankle.
395
00:17:30,261 --> 00:17:32,095
Well,
hobble your ass over.
396
00:17:32,095 --> 00:17:34,428
We'll put it on ice
and wrap it up for you.
397
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:37,053
I cut my finger!
It's almost to the bone.
398
00:17:37,053 --> 00:17:39,595
Well, bring your cut self
down here, Mrs. Stapleton.
399
00:17:39,595 --> 00:17:41,428
We'll glue you right up.
400
00:17:43,679 --> 00:17:45,053
What seems to be
the problem?
401
00:17:45,053 --> 00:17:46,929
- Oh, my God.
- Oh!
402
00:17:55,679 --> 00:17:56,970
Oh, dear.
403
00:17:56,970 --> 00:18:00,011
Lies.
Deep state lies.
404
00:18:00,011 --> 00:18:01,428
Liberal lies.
405
00:18:05,679 --> 00:18:07,845
Do you have
a trigonometry calculator?
406
00:18:07,845 --> 00:18:09,095
Yeah, in the drawer
407
00:18:09,095 --> 00:18:10,929
with the First Folio
of Shakespeare.
408
00:18:10,929 --> 00:18:13,929
Did you know that half of all
marriages end in divorce?
409
00:18:13,929 --> 00:18:15,929
Half. I mean, what the hell's
even the point?
410
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,136
Tax breaks.
411
00:18:17,136 --> 00:18:19,178
Only helps if you pay taxes.
412
00:18:19,178 --> 00:18:20,387
- Law enforcement!
413
00:18:20,387 --> 00:18:21,762
Hands where I can see them!
414
00:18:21,762 --> 00:18:23,637
You two, upstairs.
Check for perps.
415
00:18:23,637 --> 00:18:25,178
You four, kitchen and basement.
416
00:18:25,178 --> 00:18:26,970
Ma'am, I'ma need you
on the floor now!
417
00:18:26,970 --> 00:18:28,804
Not a chance.
I know my rights.
418
00:18:28,804 --> 00:18:30,637
We know our rights,
don't we?
419
00:18:30,637 --> 00:18:31,762
We have a white male
420
00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:33,679
and a minority
in the kitchen, sir.
421
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:35,011
I need you two
on the ground now.
422
00:18:35,011 --> 00:18:35,970
- No.
- Shut the fuck up.
423
00:18:35,970 --> 00:18:37,136
Dude, you're making me look
424
00:18:37,136 --> 00:18:38,887
ad-bay in front
of the cadets-cay.
425
00:18:38,887 --> 00:18:39,845
Oh, fuck.
426
00:18:39,845 --> 00:18:41,804
Basement's clear, sir.
427
00:18:41,804 --> 00:18:42,970
Upstairs is clear too.
428
00:18:44,303 --> 00:18:45,970
Aidan, pat her down.
429
00:18:45,970 --> 00:18:47,470
Look, touch me,
I will fuck you up.
430
00:18:47,470 --> 00:18:50,220
Aidan, step down.
Ma'am, where are you going?
431
00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:52,303
To cut hair, Carl.
432
00:18:52,303 --> 00:18:55,261
Mind if we use the RV
for official police business?
433
00:18:55,970 --> 00:18:58,470
You're not allowed within
20 feet of my underwear drawer.
434
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,220
I just need a place
that's small and depressing,
435
00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:01,679
somewhere that'll break
a man's spirit.
436
00:19:01,679 --> 00:19:03,220
Sounds like your room.
437
00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:04,512
- Cadets,
438
00:19:04,512 --> 00:19:06,637
upstairs for official
interrogation training.
439
00:19:06,637 --> 00:19:08,553
- Nice dress.
- Thanks.
440
00:19:08,553 --> 00:19:09,845
Hey.
441
00:19:09,845 --> 00:19:12,011
Hey.
442
00:19:12,011 --> 00:19:13,303
Did you guys know rich people
443
00:19:13,303 --> 00:19:14,970
count the number of threads
in their sheets?
444
00:19:14,970 --> 00:19:18,178
Fuck that. I can't even count
the number of stains in mine.
445
00:19:18,178 --> 00:19:19,679
You sleep
at that lady's place?
446
00:19:19,679 --> 00:19:22,470
Yup. She's got a Jacuzzi tub
in the master bedroom.
447
00:19:22,470 --> 00:19:23,929
Think I might be in love.
448
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:25,804
Whatever you do,
don't marry her.
449
00:19:25,804 --> 00:19:28,011
Fifty percent of all marriages
end in divorce.
450
00:19:28,011 --> 00:19:29,428
Straight ones, anyway.
451
00:19:29,428 --> 00:19:30,679
No data on the gay ones,
452
00:19:30,679 --> 00:19:32,512
but gotta be in the ballpark.
453
00:19:32,512 --> 00:19:34,011
How come you're looking up
marriage stats?
454
00:19:34,011 --> 00:19:35,345
'Cause Mickey's a punk
455
00:19:35,345 --> 00:19:36,845
and he's decided he's gonna
fuck other people
456
00:19:36,845 --> 00:19:37,845
if I don't marry him.
457
00:19:37,845 --> 00:19:39,345
A glittery twink named Byron.
458
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:40,970
But I mean,
look at the stats.
459
00:19:40,970 --> 00:19:42,345
What's the point?
460
00:19:42,345 --> 00:19:43,929
Sounds like you're scared.
461
00:19:43,929 --> 00:19:44,887
Of what?
462
00:19:44,887 --> 00:19:46,345
You love him, right?
463
00:19:46,345 --> 00:19:47,845
- Yeah.
- Then marry him.
464
00:19:47,845 --> 00:19:48,887
Make him happy.
465
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:50,303
If you gotta get a divorce,
do it.
466
00:19:50,303 --> 00:19:51,428
Then you'll move on.
467
00:19:51,428 --> 00:19:53,762
But at least you'll be happy
for a while.
468
00:19:53,762 --> 00:19:56,804
I gotta go get changed,
pick up my stepdaughter-to-be.
469
00:19:56,804 --> 00:19:58,512
Stepdaughter?
470
00:19:58,512 --> 00:20:00,136
I'm not scared.
471
00:20:00,136 --> 00:20:02,387
- Okay.
- I'm not.
472
00:20:02,387 --> 00:20:03,303
Fuck it.
473
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:04,512
You wanna help me
run an errand?
474
00:20:04,512 --> 00:20:05,887
Can we get a trig calculator?
475
00:20:05,887 --> 00:20:08,345
- Sure, nerd.
- We're gonna need money.
476
00:20:24,595 --> 00:20:25,929
Let's ride.
477
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:30,011
He was a running back.
478
00:20:30,011 --> 00:20:31,303
- Stick!
479
00:20:31,303 --> 00:20:33,053
Uh, I mean a lineman.
480
00:20:33,053 --> 00:20:34,428
- Stick!
481
00:20:34,428 --> 00:20:35,887
Quarterback.
482
00:20:35,887 --> 00:20:37,720
He was a quarterback.
483
00:20:42,261 --> 00:20:43,720
Carrot.
484
00:20:48,428 --> 00:20:50,428
A black quarterback
in the '90s.
485
00:20:50,428 --> 00:20:52,637
- Good for him.
- Continue.
486
00:20:52,637 --> 00:20:54,720
Um...
487
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,762
he was a-um, a sen
488
00:20:56,762 --> 00:20:58,095
- uh, fresh
- Fresh...
489
00:20:58,095 --> 00:20:58,929
- Freshman.
- Yeah.
490
00:20:58,929 --> 00:21:01,095
Uh, it was '95.
491
00:21:01,095 --> 00:21:02,970
So I was a senior.
492
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,720
A senior?
493
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:07,470
I figured
you were a grad student,
494
00:21:07,470 --> 00:21:08,553
an old one.
495
00:21:08,553 --> 00:21:10,595
No, no,
I was a tenth-year senior.
496
00:21:10,595 --> 00:21:12,053
Continue.
497
00:21:15,553 --> 00:21:17,178
- Mm-mm!
498
00:21:17,178 --> 00:21:18,970
Stuff's gonna
mess you up, man.
499
00:21:18,970 --> 00:21:20,595
Yeah, that's the point.
500
00:21:20,595 --> 00:21:21,720
We got high together.
501
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:22,762
Stick.
502
00:21:22,762 --> 00:21:24,637
- Ime!
- Kyle never got high.
503
00:21:24,637 --> 00:21:25,970
I meant me.
504
00:21:25,970 --> 00:21:28,804
I got high,
not Kyle.
505
00:21:28,804 --> 00:21:31,220
Drugs...bad.
I was high on pot.
506
00:21:31,220 --> 00:21:33,136
I mean crack.
507
00:21:33,136 --> 00:21:35,303
- Aw, shit.
508
00:21:35,303 --> 00:21:36,470
The cops busted us...
509
00:21:36,470 --> 00:21:37,512
Hands where I can see 'em.
510
00:21:37,512 --> 00:21:39,011
...for, um...
511
00:21:39,011 --> 00:21:40,637
possession, and
512
00:21:40,637 --> 00:21:41,762
- Stick!
- But wait.
513
00:21:41,762 --> 00:21:45,220
The-the-the, um...the...
the crack was mine.
514
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:46,845
They busted me
for possession,
515
00:21:46,845 --> 00:21:50,970
which means
they must've busted him...
516
00:21:50,970 --> 00:21:52,345
for being black.
517
00:21:57,011 --> 00:21:58,970
Dealing.
518
00:21:58,970 --> 00:22:00,845
They thought he was my dealer.
519
00:22:04,220 --> 00:22:05,595
I knew it.
520
00:22:08,345 --> 00:22:11,637
I knew you couldn't have
forgotten him completely.
521
00:22:11,637 --> 00:22:13,011
You were right.
522
00:22:14,679 --> 00:22:16,929
Can I have that Oxy now?
523
00:22:16,929 --> 00:22:19,303
- Please?
- Oh, honey.
524
00:22:19,303 --> 00:22:21,929
You have earned
a lot more than one.
525
00:22:27,553 --> 00:22:28,720
What happened to you?
526
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,470
Ah, some asshole
stole this chick's cash
527
00:22:30,470 --> 00:22:34,095
from an ATM machine,
and I chased him down.
528
00:22:34,095 --> 00:22:35,512
Look at you, superhero.
529
00:22:35,512 --> 00:22:36,762
How much did he take?
530
00:22:36,762 --> 00:22:38,053
Couple hundred.
531
00:22:38,053 --> 00:22:39,345
You give the money back?
532
00:22:39,345 --> 00:22:40,470
Hell no.
533
00:22:40,470 --> 00:22:42,136
Bought us some Devil Dawgs.
534
00:22:42,136 --> 00:22:43,303
Hey, all right.
535
00:22:43,303 --> 00:22:44,595
The rest of the money's
going towards
536
00:22:44,595 --> 00:22:46,428
Tami's medical bills.
537
00:22:46,428 --> 00:22:48,970
Thirty-six hundred.
3,400 now.
538
00:22:48,970 --> 00:22:52,178
So you only need to steal
$200...
539
00:22:52,178 --> 00:22:53,512
what, 17 more times?
540
00:22:55,887 --> 00:22:58,720
Hey, you, uh...
541
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,387
think I should've given
the cash back?
542
00:23:00,387 --> 00:23:01,929
You know, to the ATM chick?
543
00:23:01,929 --> 00:23:03,053
What'd she look like?
544
00:23:03,887 --> 00:23:05,637
Uh, she had a yoga mat.
545
00:23:05,637 --> 00:23:06,804
Fuck that.
546
00:23:06,804 --> 00:23:09,428
You should've stolen
her purse too.
547
00:23:09,428 --> 00:23:12,220
Uh, Tami's got me
questioning my morality.
548
00:23:12,220 --> 00:23:14,553
You know, she says
I'm a-I'm a bad role model
549
00:23:14,553 --> 00:23:15,637
for the kid.
550
00:23:15,637 --> 00:23:17,595
Role models and morals
551
00:23:17,595 --> 00:23:18,887
are for the comfortably
middle-class.
552
00:23:18,887 --> 00:23:20,011
Rich people don't have 'em,
553
00:23:20,011 --> 00:23:22,011
and working guys like us
can't afford 'em.
554
00:23:22,011 --> 00:23:24,345
I got another one for you,
Bradley.
555
00:23:24,345 --> 00:23:25,387
Like this asshole.
556
00:23:25,387 --> 00:23:27,261
Think he has morals?
557
00:23:28,637 --> 00:23:30,595
What have you done to that bike
this time, Tully?
558
00:23:34,261 --> 00:23:36,845
You have to use these
every time, Solomon.
559
00:23:36,845 --> 00:23:38,470
And stick this
snail patch down there.
560
00:23:38,470 --> 00:23:40,470
It burns the warts right off.
561
00:23:40,470 --> 00:23:43,345
Candace Madson,
come on down.
562
00:23:43,345 --> 00:23:45,387
Should we order more
of those snail patch thingies?
563
00:23:45,387 --> 00:23:46,470
Hell no.
564
00:23:46,470 --> 00:23:47,845
We should have
the girls dig around
565
00:23:47,845 --> 00:23:49,762
in the backyard for snails
and make our own.
566
00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,261
Ms. Madson,
how you doing?
567
00:23:51,261 --> 00:23:53,011
What kind of jiffy care can
Nurse V do for you today?
568
00:23:53,011 --> 00:23:54,261
It's actually
not for me.
569
00:23:54,261 --> 00:23:55,595
It's for my daughter Jamie.
570
00:23:55,595 --> 00:23:58,178
We've tried a bunch
of other places in town
571
00:23:58,178 --> 00:24:00,512
clinics, hospitals, and such
but they're all out of network,
572
00:24:00,512 --> 00:24:02,470
so insurance won't cover
what she needs,
573
00:24:02,470 --> 00:24:03,970
and we can't afford
to pay out of pocket.
574
00:24:03,970 --> 00:24:05,512
Out of network?
Where are you from?
575
00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:06,595
Missouri.
576
00:24:06,595 --> 00:24:08,178
You can't get
what you need in Missouri?
577
00:24:08,178 --> 00:24:09,303
Not anymore.
578
00:24:09,303 --> 00:24:11,261
That's terrible.
What is it, honey?
579
00:24:12,095 --> 00:24:13,345
It's okay.
580
00:24:13,345 --> 00:24:14,762
An abortion.
581
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,762
- Debbie?
582
00:24:33,762 --> 00:24:35,261
I'm Julia.
583
00:24:35,261 --> 00:24:37,428
I dig your car.
584
00:24:37,428 --> 00:24:40,178
- You're Julia?
- You sound surprised.
585
00:24:40,178 --> 00:24:42,053
I just-I thought
you'd be, uh...
586
00:24:42,053 --> 00:24:43,512
Uh, prettier?
587
00:24:43,512 --> 00:24:45,220
- No.
588
00:24:45,220 --> 00:24:47,095
- Uh, younger.
- Oh, yeah.
589
00:24:47,095 --> 00:24:48,679
Well, I thought
you would be older.
590
00:24:48,679 --> 00:24:50,929
Most of my mom's hookers are.
591
00:24:50,929 --> 00:24:53,720
I'm not a hooker.
Your mom and I are dating.
592
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:54,679
That's cool.
593
00:24:54,679 --> 00:24:56,261
I'm dating your mom too.
594
00:24:56,261 --> 00:24:58,679
My mom's dead.
595
00:24:58,679 --> 00:24:59,637
Wow.
596
00:24:59,637 --> 00:25:03,637
Uh, this is gonna be
a fun afternoon.
597
00:25:04,512 --> 00:25:05,845
I'm sorry.
598
00:25:05,845 --> 00:25:08,261
Does underage underwear
make you uncomfortable?
599
00:25:08,261 --> 00:25:09,553
No.
600
00:25:09,553 --> 00:25:10,679
Good.
601
00:25:10,679 --> 00:25:14,762
Just, Catholic school uniforms.
Am I right?
602
00:25:14,762 --> 00:25:17,095
Okay, so your mom said
I'm supposed to take you
603
00:25:17,095 --> 00:25:18,387
to some class?
604
00:25:18,387 --> 00:25:19,887
She didn't tell you where?
605
00:25:19,887 --> 00:25:22,553
She said you knew where it was.
606
00:25:22,553 --> 00:25:25,637
Awesome.
Uh, just head towards Fulton.
607
00:25:25,637 --> 00:25:26,929
I'll get us there.
608
00:25:26,929 --> 00:25:28,720
Okay.
609
00:25:32,428 --> 00:25:34,804
You know you're supposed
to stop at stop signs, right?
610
00:25:34,804 --> 00:25:36,220
The Prius came
out of nowhere, man.
611
00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:39,428
Sorry. Gotta take this.
612
00:25:39,428 --> 00:25:41,970
Dr. Peterson.
Talk to me.
613
00:25:41,970 --> 00:25:43,470
He's a chiropractor.
614
00:25:43,470 --> 00:25:45,053
That's, like, a fake doctor.
615
00:25:46,011 --> 00:25:47,595
What do you think?
616
00:25:47,595 --> 00:25:49,053
- The thing's fucked.
- Yeah.
617
00:25:49,053 --> 00:25:50,470
Cost me five grand
just in parts,
618
00:25:50,470 --> 00:25:52,804
then two guys,
two weeks to do it.
619
00:25:52,804 --> 00:25:54,887
We're looking
at more than nine grand.
620
00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:56,095
We could turn over three bikes
621
00:25:56,095 --> 00:25:57,887
at four grand each
in that time.
622
00:25:57,887 --> 00:25:59,470
Gotta quote him at least that.
623
00:25:59,470 --> 00:26:01,220
This bike even worth 12 grand?
624
00:26:01,220 --> 00:26:03,929
- No.
- No.
625
00:26:03,929 --> 00:26:04,929
So what do
you think, Bradley?
626
00:26:04,929 --> 00:26:05,804
Start at 11,
settle for ten.
627
00:26:05,804 --> 00:26:08,428
- Huh?
- Well, Tully...
628
00:26:08,428 --> 00:26:10,136
can't do it for less than 12.
629
00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:11,387
Jeez, man.
630
00:26:11,387 --> 00:26:13,428
I can get a new Harley
for a couple grand more.
631
00:26:13,428 --> 00:26:15,637
With parts and labor,
I can't go lower than that.
632
00:26:15,637 --> 00:26:17,178
But I was telling Lip,
633
00:26:17,178 --> 00:26:18,637
he needs practice,
or I may have to can him
634
00:26:18,637 --> 00:26:20,512
for a more experienced guy.
635
00:26:20,512 --> 00:26:21,512
What?
636
00:26:21,512 --> 00:26:22,720
Maybe he could take it on.
637
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:25,095
You know,
learning project or whatever.
638
00:26:25,095 --> 00:26:26,637
What do you think, Lip?
639
00:26:26,637 --> 00:26:28,679
Oh, yeah. I mean...
640
00:26:28,679 --> 00:26:30,303
I don't know, man.
It's a big job, you know.
641
00:26:30,303 --> 00:26:32,679
Mm. Probably bigger
than you can handle.
642
00:26:32,679 --> 00:26:34,345
- Eh.
- Never mind.
643
00:26:34,345 --> 00:26:35,595
No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
644
00:26:35,595 --> 00:26:37,804
How much would you need, Lip?
645
00:26:37,804 --> 00:26:40,095
Eleven grand?
646
00:26:40,095 --> 00:26:41,595
Still sounds high, man.
647
00:26:41,595 --> 00:26:43,011
Mm. I agree.
648
00:26:43,011 --> 00:26:45,470
If he had said ten...
649
00:26:47,345 --> 00:26:49,220
Would you do it for ten?
650
00:26:49,220 --> 00:26:51,053
Mm...
651
00:26:51,053 --> 00:26:52,720
I don't know.
652
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:54,762
Why not?
653
00:26:54,762 --> 00:26:56,136
- All right.
- All right.
654
00:26:56,136 --> 00:26:57,136
Great.
655
00:26:57,136 --> 00:26:58,303
Uh, wheel it over
to the corner.
656
00:26:58,303 --> 00:26:59,804
Lip'll take it from there.
657
00:27:03,178 --> 00:27:05,470
Looks like you won't have
to steal anything for a while.
658
00:27:07,136 --> 00:27:09,595
Where were you when our
greatest president was shot?
659
00:27:09,595 --> 00:27:11,136
Obama was shot?
660
00:27:11,136 --> 00:27:12,345
No. Reagan.
661
00:27:12,345 --> 00:27:13,970
- I wasn't born yet.
- I don't believe you.
662
00:27:13,970 --> 00:27:16,470
Francesca, hit him.
663
00:27:16,470 --> 00:27:18,470
No, no, no!
Never the face.
664
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:19,887
Torso only.
665
00:27:19,887 --> 00:27:21,679
And use this.
666
00:27:21,679 --> 00:27:23,095
Won't leave marks.
667
00:27:23,512 --> 00:27:25,845
Standard interrogation
techniques, people.
668
00:27:25,845 --> 00:27:27,804
You'll need them.
So learn them well.
669
00:27:27,804 --> 00:27:29,011
Ready, Ravi?
670
00:27:29,011 --> 00:27:30,136
Hit me.
671
00:27:30,136 --> 00:27:31,512
You heard the man.
672
00:27:40,053 --> 00:27:42,136
Jesus fuck.
Why is it so clean in here?
673
00:27:42,136 --> 00:27:44,011
The maid comes twice a week.
674
00:27:44,011 --> 00:27:45,929
Wow.
675
00:27:45,929 --> 00:27:47,679
Nice bed.
Where are you gonna sleep?
676
00:27:48,845 --> 00:27:52,428
I...figured we'd share it?
677
00:27:52,428 --> 00:27:53,970
Ah, no,
that ain't gonna work.
678
00:27:53,970 --> 00:27:55,845
You can sleep on the floor.
679
00:27:55,845 --> 00:27:57,345
Look, this is how
this is gonna work.
680
00:27:57,345 --> 00:27:58,887
I like to eat around seven
every night.
681
00:27:58,887 --> 00:28:00,470
Any later than that,
I get the GERD something nasty.
682
00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:02,470
So if you could, uh,
get your maid lady
683
00:28:02,470 --> 00:28:04,762
to cook us up something for
around then, that'd be swell.
684
00:28:04,762 --> 00:28:06,220
We have sex
whenever I feel like it.
685
00:28:06,220 --> 00:28:07,345
Obviously, I'll be the top,
686
00:28:07,345 --> 00:28:08,845
since you're...
pretty much a chick.
687
00:28:08,845 --> 00:28:10,220
But you are gonna have
to stick something up my ass
688
00:28:10,220 --> 00:28:12,887
every once in a while,
or I'm gonna get real bitchy.
689
00:28:15,220 --> 00:28:17,679
This does not fall under the
scope of Nurse V's Jiffy Care.
690
00:28:17,679 --> 00:28:19,595
She's
a 15-year-old Missouri girl
691
00:28:19,595 --> 00:28:21,011
who's ten weeks pregnant,
692
00:28:21,011 --> 00:28:23,679
and some old white assholes
decided she can't terminate
693
00:28:23,679 --> 00:28:25,679
her pregnancy in her state
after eight weeks.
694
00:28:25,679 --> 00:28:26,970
What's she supposed to do,
695
00:28:26,970 --> 00:28:29,720
risk her life in some
back-alley abortion?
696
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:30,887
We'll take her
to the clinic.
697
00:28:30,887 --> 00:28:33,136
How much are one of those,
Dr. Brenda?
698
00:28:33,136 --> 00:28:36,887
Without insurance,
it'll run at least $400.
699
00:28:36,887 --> 00:28:38,470
That's not that much.
700
00:28:38,470 --> 00:28:40,970
They're on the SNAP program.
They can barely afford to eat.
701
00:28:40,970 --> 00:28:42,553
What about one
of those free clinics?
702
00:28:42,553 --> 00:28:44,470
Clinics won't touch
an out-of-state patient,
703
00:28:44,470 --> 00:28:46,887
free or not.
704
00:28:46,887 --> 00:28:49,512
There's always
a medical abortion.
705
00:28:49,512 --> 00:28:50,762
Mifepristone.
706
00:28:50,762 --> 00:28:52,679
Two pills taken
over a couple of days.
707
00:28:52,679 --> 00:28:54,095
Great, let's point 'em
to Rite Aid
708
00:28:54,095 --> 00:28:55,095
and send them on their way.
709
00:28:55,095 --> 00:28:56,345
Uh, how much does that cost?
710
00:28:56,345 --> 00:28:57,428
About the same.
711
00:28:57,428 --> 00:28:59,679
But I could always write
the prescription
712
00:28:59,679 --> 00:29:01,720
in Veronica's name.
713
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,261
I mean, with insurance,
it's only a $20 copay.
714
00:29:04,261 --> 00:29:06,261
- You have insurance?
- Obamacare.
715
00:29:06,261 --> 00:29:07,428
So great,
on top of all this,
716
00:29:07,428 --> 00:29:09,053
we're running
an insurance scam now?
717
00:29:09,053 --> 00:29:10,220
She's 15.
718
00:29:10,220 --> 00:29:12,345
Having a baby this young
could ruin her life.
719
00:29:12,345 --> 00:29:14,595
We started V's Jiffy Care
to do some good.
720
00:29:14,595 --> 00:29:16,303
At least it's the lesser
of two evils.
721
00:29:16,303 --> 00:29:18,970
We both have to agree
if we're gonna do this.
722
00:29:18,970 --> 00:29:21,428
But remember before you answer,
if you say no,
723
00:29:21,428 --> 00:29:22,929
you're just another man
standing in the way
724
00:29:22,929 --> 00:29:24,428
of a woman's future.
725
00:29:27,470 --> 00:29:29,387
All right, Jamie,
I think we found a solution.
726
00:29:29,387 --> 00:29:32,178
I hope you don't mind.
We told a few friends.
727
00:29:35,220 --> 00:29:37,637
- Hi.
- Nice to meet you.
728
00:29:37,637 --> 00:29:39,553
- Hi.
- Hello.
729
00:29:39,553 --> 00:29:42,595
Open up.
730
00:29:44,845 --> 00:29:46,136
Mm-hmm!
731
00:29:51,053 --> 00:29:53,762
Am I to blame?
732
00:29:53,762 --> 00:29:56,679
Probably not, but for
the purposes of discussion,
733
00:29:56,679 --> 00:29:58,845
we'll say yes.
734
00:29:58,845 --> 00:30:01,303
But I was a dumb kid then.
735
00:30:01,303 --> 00:30:04,136
If we're to be punished
for the things we did as kids,
736
00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:07,345
how is anyone ever gonna
become president
737
00:30:07,345 --> 00:30:09,553
or Supreme Court justice?
738
00:30:09,553 --> 00:30:11,387
- Another one?
- Yes, please.
739
00:30:13,804 --> 00:30:16,637
And, uh...
740
00:30:16,637 --> 00:30:19,095
Can I...
741
00:30:19,095 --> 00:30:21,887
...really be held responsible
for the racism
742
00:30:21,887 --> 00:30:24,679
inherent in the criminal
justice system?
743
00:30:24,679 --> 00:30:28,804
I mean, I didn't tell them
he was my dealer.
744
00:30:28,804 --> 00:30:30,970
They assumed it.
745
00:30:30,970 --> 00:30:33,762
- Another one?
- Mm!
746
00:30:39,178 --> 00:30:40,845
And really,
747
00:30:40,845 --> 00:30:44,804
the cops can be forgiven
for their mistake.
748
00:30:44,804 --> 00:30:46,345
It was the '90s.
749
00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:48,553
Black people really were
drug dealers then.
750
00:30:48,553 --> 00:30:50,178
Mm.
751
00:30:50,178 --> 00:30:51,553
One more?
752
00:30:51,553 --> 00:30:53,095
How many is this?
753
00:30:53,095 --> 00:30:54,553
Five.
754
00:30:58,553 --> 00:31:00,178
There you go.
755
00:31:02,053 --> 00:31:04,595
Why are you suddenly
being nice to me?
756
00:31:04,595 --> 00:31:07,220
Who said anything
about being nice?
757
00:31:07,220 --> 00:31:10,553
Now that you remember exactly
how you destroyed Kyle's life,
758
00:31:10,553 --> 00:31:13,011
I can get on with
making you pay for it.
759
00:31:13,011 --> 00:31:15,220
Filling me full of Oxy?
760
00:31:15,220 --> 00:31:18,261
Mm.
I need you in an opioid coma
761
00:31:18,261 --> 00:31:20,929
but not, you know, dead.
762
00:31:22,553 --> 00:31:25,053
Want a sip?
It's, uh, root beer.
763
00:31:25,053 --> 00:31:27,261
Out of a straw?
No, thanks.
764
00:31:27,261 --> 00:31:28,720
What's wrong with a straw?
765
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,345
Nothing, if you don't like
the environment,
766
00:31:31,345 --> 00:31:33,595
which clearly you don't,
with your plastic straws
767
00:31:33,595 --> 00:31:35,720
and your pre-emission standards
Subaru.
768
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,178
You said you liked my car.
769
00:31:37,178 --> 00:31:39,261
Yeah.
It's called sarcasm.
770
00:31:39,261 --> 00:31:41,178
You know 90 percent of turtles
will be born
771
00:31:41,178 --> 00:31:43,887
with plastic straws in their
bodies in the next ten years
772
00:31:43,887 --> 00:31:45,512
due largely to you and the...
773
00:31:45,512 --> 00:31:46,595
- Me?
- ...billions of straws
774
00:31:46,595 --> 00:31:47,720
Chicagoans discard
carelessly...
775
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,553
- Billions?
- ...into Lake Michigan
776
00:31:49,553 --> 00:31:51,136
which inevitably
churn their way
777
00:31:51,136 --> 00:31:52,553
through the Great Lakes system
778
00:31:52,553 --> 00:31:54,428
and then down
the Saint Lawrence Seaway
779
00:31:54,428 --> 00:31:55,512
- and out...
- Saint Lawrence Seaway?
780
00:31:55,512 --> 00:31:56,762
...into the Atlantic Ocean,
781
00:31:56,762 --> 00:31:58,762
where global water currents
evenly distribute them
782
00:31:58,762 --> 00:32:00,428
throughout the world.
783
00:32:00,428 --> 00:32:01,970
My anti-straw Facebook group
784
00:32:01,970 --> 00:32:04,136
is staging a massive protest
this week.
785
00:32:04,136 --> 00:32:06,261
Your anti-straw Facebook group?
786
00:32:06,261 --> 00:32:08,178
Yuk it up, Big Gulp.
787
00:32:08,178 --> 00:32:10,845
It's my generation that's gonna
have to save the world
788
00:32:10,845 --> 00:32:12,553
that your generation
shit all over.
789
00:32:12,553 --> 00:32:14,595
Okay, I'm, like,
three years older than you.
790
00:32:14,595 --> 00:32:17,053
So my generation
is your generation.
791
00:32:17,053 --> 00:32:19,261
And you don't have a corner
on saving the world.
792
00:32:19,261 --> 00:32:21,428
Up until a week ago,
I was on strike.
793
00:32:21,428 --> 00:32:24,720
So I'm basically the definition
of pro-labor feminism.
794
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:26,887
Thanks, Norma Rae.
795
00:32:26,887 --> 00:32:28,970
A lot of good pro-labor
feminism is gonna do us
796
00:32:28,970 --> 00:32:31,261
after sea levels rise 40 feet.
797
00:32:31,261 --> 00:32:33,261
Well, you know whose fault
that's gonna be?
798
00:32:33,261 --> 00:32:34,679
Rich people.
799
00:32:34,679 --> 00:32:36,303
Flying all around the world
in your private jets...
800
00:32:36,303 --> 00:32:38,136
Okay, that's not ours.
It's the company's.
801
00:32:38,136 --> 00:32:39,303
...living in your
air-conditioned mansions,
802
00:32:39,303 --> 00:32:40,887
blaming poor people
and our straws
803
00:32:40,887 --> 00:32:42,095
for destroying the planet.
804
00:32:42,095 --> 00:32:44,470
Not everyone can be born
sucking organic kombucha
805
00:32:44,470 --> 00:32:46,261
out of a potato-starch bottle.
806
00:32:46,261 --> 00:32:47,428
- Okay, turn here.
- Huh?
807
00:32:47,428 --> 00:32:48,470
We're here.
Just turn here.
808
00:32:48,470 --> 00:32:50,136
Your class is
at Georgee's Pizza?
809
00:32:50,136 --> 00:32:52,178
No. I'm just hungry.
810
00:32:52,178 --> 00:32:54,136
Your mom said
no unhealthy food.
811
00:32:54,136 --> 00:32:55,762
Yeah, and my mom also said
you're not a hooker.
812
00:32:55,762 --> 00:32:57,470
- So...
- Fuck you, Riverdale.
813
00:32:57,470 --> 00:32:58,804
Tell me where your class is.
814
00:32:58,804 --> 00:32:59,637
- No.
- Tell me.
815
00:32:59,637 --> 00:33:01,095
No!
816
00:33:01,095 --> 00:33:01,929
Fine.
817
00:33:03,220 --> 00:33:04,887
- Hey. What are you doing?
818
00:33:04,887 --> 00:33:06,553
- Calling your mom.
819
00:33:06,553 --> 00:33:08,053
Jesus. Fine.
820
00:33:08,053 --> 00:33:10,887
Okay, I-I'll tell you.
821
00:33:10,887 --> 00:33:12,387
On one condition.
822
00:33:12,387 --> 00:33:14,011
What?
823
00:33:14,011 --> 00:33:16,178
You want me to do
this class so bad,
824
00:33:16,178 --> 00:33:18,345
you have to do it with me.
825
00:33:21,929 --> 00:33:23,303
Okay, let me see that one.
826
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,136
Why am I here again?
827
00:33:26,136 --> 00:33:27,136
To try these on.
828
00:33:27,136 --> 00:33:29,178
Mickey has
freakishly small hands.
829
00:33:30,553 --> 00:33:31,887
What do you think?
830
00:33:31,887 --> 00:33:34,679
Slip it on my finger.
I need the full effect.
831
00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:35,720
Here you go.
832
00:33:39,053 --> 00:33:40,637
Brushed white gold,
833
00:33:40,637 --> 00:33:43,387
matte finish, round edges.
834
00:33:43,387 --> 00:33:45,887
Tastefully simple.
I approve.
835
00:33:46,553 --> 00:33:48,095
How much for two of 'em?
836
00:33:48,095 --> 00:33:49,553
- Four hundred each.
- Nope.
837
00:33:49,553 --> 00:33:52,011
Uh, 400 for the pair.
838
00:33:52,011 --> 00:33:53,679
Final offer.
839
00:33:55,178 --> 00:33:56,512
It's on Aunt Oopie.
840
00:33:58,845 --> 00:34:00,178
Do you take cards?
841
00:34:00,178 --> 00:34:02,387
Twenty-first century, kid.
842
00:34:02,387 --> 00:34:04,220
Everybody takes cards.
843
00:34:08,804 --> 00:34:10,553
The hell is a spin class?
844
00:34:10,553 --> 00:34:12,470
It's a sweaty, anorexic Nazi
845
00:34:12,470 --> 00:34:14,720
screaming motivational shit
at you
846
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,804
while you ride a bike
that goes literally nowhere.
847
00:34:16,804 --> 00:34:18,929
Why would anyone
wanna do that?
848
00:34:18,929 --> 00:34:21,553
My mom makes me.
She thinks I'm fat.
849
00:34:21,553 --> 00:34:24,011
You're just a puppet
in her body-shaming shit show.
850
00:34:24,011 --> 00:34:26,637
Hi, I'm Julia.
I'm checking in for class.
851
00:34:26,637 --> 00:34:29,428
And can I buy a class
for my mom's hooker, Debbie?
852
00:34:29,428 --> 00:34:30,553
- Not a hooker.
- And we're gonna need
853
00:34:30,553 --> 00:34:32,095
to buy her shorts
and a T-shirt.
854
00:34:32,095 --> 00:34:33,553
But you can just put it
on my mom's account.
855
00:34:33,553 --> 00:34:34,637
Claudia Nicolo.
856
00:34:34,637 --> 00:34:36,553
Uh, no, thank you.
I'm actually all good.
857
00:34:36,553 --> 00:34:38,762
You think my mom does this
because she loves me?
858
00:34:38,762 --> 00:34:40,095
Time to see
859
00:34:40,095 --> 00:34:42,345
what being loved by my mom
really feels like.
860
00:34:42,345 --> 00:34:46,428
What kind of person
do you wanna be today?
861
00:34:46,428 --> 00:34:47,887
Up, up, up, up, up!
862
00:34:47,887 --> 00:34:49,345
You coming?
863
00:34:49,345 --> 00:34:51,679
Let's see
that tattoo. Let's go!
864
00:34:52,303 --> 00:34:54,220
We're gonna need
more prescriptions.
865
00:34:54,220 --> 00:34:55,637
Well, how many more?
866
00:34:55,637 --> 00:34:57,553
Seven.
867
00:34:57,553 --> 00:34:59,470
I can't write more
than one prescription
868
00:34:59,470 --> 00:35:01,887
for the abortion pill
in Veronica's name.
869
00:35:01,887 --> 00:35:03,929
We-I'd lose my license.
870
00:35:03,929 --> 00:35:05,387
What if you didn't write it?
871
00:35:05,387 --> 00:35:07,470
What if you were to, say,
872
00:35:07,470 --> 00:35:09,553
misplace your scrip pad
873
00:35:09,553 --> 00:35:12,679
and whoever found it
were to anonymously
874
00:35:12,679 --> 00:35:13,887
write a whole bunch
of prescriptions
875
00:35:13,887 --> 00:35:15,470
before you even realized
it was gone?
876
00:35:15,470 --> 00:35:16,845
Mm.
877
00:35:16,845 --> 00:35:19,303
Well, even if I were
to misplace my scrip pad,
878
00:35:19,303 --> 00:35:21,637
whoever found it would have
to write prescriptions
879
00:35:21,637 --> 00:35:23,679
in other people's names.
880
00:35:23,679 --> 00:35:25,720
They're not gonna give more
than one set of pills
881
00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:27,136
to the same person.
882
00:35:27,136 --> 00:35:30,303
I'm sure whoever found it
would figure something out.
883
00:35:30,303 --> 00:35:33,136
Are we still talking about us?
884
00:35:33,136 --> 00:35:34,804
They're scared
little girls, Bren.
885
00:35:34,804 --> 00:35:37,303
Ten years ago,
that could've been you and me.
886
00:35:41,345 --> 00:35:43,136
I can't, V.
887
00:35:43,136 --> 00:35:44,178
I'm sorry.
888
00:35:50,929 --> 00:35:52,011
Ugh.
889
00:35:57,804 --> 00:35:59,303
See you.
890
00:35:59,303 --> 00:36:00,470
See you.
891
00:36:08,053 --> 00:36:09,345
Don't be a hero!
892
00:36:09,345 --> 00:36:11,929
I swear I'll bury
a bullet in his head.
893
00:36:13,512 --> 00:36:15,095
Can someone be a hero, please?
894
00:36:15,095 --> 00:36:17,095
The Sox game's about to start.
895
00:36:22,470 --> 00:36:23,845
Nine times out of ten,
896
00:36:23,845 --> 00:36:26,303
a guy holding a gun
to another guy's head
897
00:36:26,303 --> 00:36:28,679
does not have the intention
of pulling the trigger.
898
00:36:28,679 --> 00:36:30,929
If you have a clean shot,
take it.
899
00:36:30,929 --> 00:36:32,303
That's terrible advice.
900
00:36:33,553 --> 00:36:34,887
Let's reset.
901
00:36:34,887 --> 00:36:36,095
Ah, the first inning's
started.
902
00:36:36,095 --> 00:36:38,887
- I'm out.
- Ooh. I'll do it.
903
00:36:38,887 --> 00:36:41,053
L-looks fun.
904
00:36:41,053 --> 00:36:43,220
Cool.
Francesca, you're up.
905
00:36:47,387 --> 00:36:48,887
And go.
906
00:36:48,887 --> 00:36:51,011
Don't be a hero.
I swear I'll
907
00:36:52,095 --> 00:36:53,261
- Oh.
908
00:36:53,261 --> 00:36:55,178
Shoot the hostage.
909
00:36:55,178 --> 00:36:56,970
I like your style.
910
00:37:00,178 --> 00:37:01,428
I don't think
this is gonna work.
911
00:37:01,428 --> 00:37:02,887
Well, we're giving it a try,
912
00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:05,220
'cause six pregnant teenagers
don't wanna be raising babies
913
00:37:05,220 --> 00:37:06,804
instead of graduating
high school.
914
00:37:06,804 --> 00:37:08,637
Hey, Gracie.
They in there?
915
00:37:08,637 --> 00:37:10,261
They are.
Got 'em all fired up for you.
916
00:37:10,261 --> 00:37:11,679
Ah, thanks, baby.
917
00:37:15,428 --> 00:37:16,595
- Hi, Veronica.
- Hey, girl.
918
00:37:16,595 --> 00:37:18,428
Hi, ladies.
919
00:37:18,428 --> 00:37:19,720
Remember Kevin?
920
00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:22,428
Uh-huh. Sure do.
921
00:37:23,595 --> 00:37:25,136
Gracie explained to y'all
what's going on?
922
00:37:25,136 --> 00:37:26,679
Let's do this.
923
00:37:26,679 --> 00:37:28,595
All right, ladies.
Saddle up.
924
00:37:28,595 --> 00:37:30,553
We're going on a field trip.
925
00:37:34,261 --> 00:37:37,261
Mifepristone.
You need an abortion?
926
00:37:37,261 --> 00:37:39,512
I told Murray
the pullout method
927
00:37:39,512 --> 00:37:41,428
was an ineffective form
of birth control,
928
00:37:41,428 --> 00:37:44,970
but he's a little
hard of hearing nowadays.
929
00:37:44,970 --> 00:37:46,303
Here's my co-pay.
930
00:37:46,303 --> 00:37:48,720
I'm afraid you're gonna have
to pay full price.
931
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:51,595
Medicare only covers abortion
in cases of rape, incest,
932
00:37:51,595 --> 00:37:52,929
or when the mother's life
is in danger.
933
00:37:52,929 --> 00:37:54,178
I'm 80 years old.
934
00:37:54,178 --> 00:37:56,345
Having a baby'll
probably kill me.
935
00:37:56,345 --> 00:37:57,970
Might as well
grab some for me
936
00:37:57,970 --> 00:37:59,845
while you're back there,
young man.
937
00:37:59,845 --> 00:38:01,637
I was raped.
938
00:38:01,637 --> 00:38:03,136
Incest for me.
939
00:38:03,136 --> 00:38:04,595
Me too!
940
00:38:04,595 --> 00:38:06,136
- Rape again.
- I was raped too.
941
00:38:06,136 --> 00:38:09,470
- Incest.
- #MeToo.
942
00:38:11,679 --> 00:38:13,970
- Hey.
943
00:38:13,970 --> 00:38:15,804
What are you doing home
so early?
944
00:38:15,804 --> 00:38:19,970
Ugh. Uh, my nana's
gone missing again.
945
00:38:19,970 --> 00:38:22,261
So my dad and Aunt Oopie are
on their way up to Milwaukee
946
00:38:22,261 --> 00:38:23,679
to look for her.
947
00:38:23,679 --> 00:38:25,637
Oh, your grandma, huh?
How long she been gone?
948
00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:27,512
Uh, I'm not sure.
949
00:38:27,512 --> 00:38:29,512
But they'll find her
wandering around in town
950
00:38:29,512 --> 00:38:31,387
looking for her cat,
I'm sure.
951
00:38:31,387 --> 00:38:32,762
- Hi.
- Hi.
952
00:38:32,762 --> 00:38:34,345
- She's got a cat?
- Uh, no.
953
00:38:34,345 --> 00:38:36,595
No cat,
just Alzheimer's.
954
00:38:36,595 --> 00:38:38,178
- So no free childcare.
955
00:38:38,178 --> 00:38:40,011
I know.
We're almost done.
956
00:38:40,011 --> 00:38:43,512
Well, uh, maybe we can
boot Oopie
957
00:38:43,512 --> 00:38:45,970
and pay for it
958
00:38:45,970 --> 00:38:48,345
and pay off
all your medical bills.
959
00:38:54,845 --> 00:38:56,220
What's this?
960
00:38:56,220 --> 00:38:57,595
That's five grand.
961
00:38:58,679 --> 00:39:00,553
I'm fixing a bike on the side,
962
00:39:00,553 --> 00:39:02,679
and most of that
is gonna go towards parts,
963
00:39:02,679 --> 00:39:05,387
but I get another five
when it's finished.
964
00:39:05,387 --> 00:39:07,136
So ten grand?
965
00:39:07,136 --> 00:39:10,470
Well, we'll clear about four
when it's all said and done.
966
00:39:10,470 --> 00:39:12,553
But yeah.
967
00:39:12,553 --> 00:39:13,970
Four grand
968
00:39:13,970 --> 00:39:16,053
born of monkey grease
and man sweat.
969
00:39:22,220 --> 00:39:23,887
As opposed to what?
970
00:39:24,970 --> 00:39:27,553
As opposed to...
971
00:39:27,553 --> 00:39:30,220
uh...theft.
972
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:33,428
Oh, come on. Hey.
973
00:39:33,428 --> 00:39:34,553
- No.
- I was joking.
974
00:39:34,553 --> 00:39:35,553
I know.
975
00:39:40,261 --> 00:39:41,553
All right, okay,
976
00:39:41,553 --> 00:39:44,762
but seriously, y-you've
never stolen anything before?
977
00:39:44,762 --> 00:39:45,804
Uh...
978
00:39:48,095 --> 00:39:51,303
...three-dollar earrings
on a dare
979
00:39:51,303 --> 00:39:53,762
when I was ten.
980
00:39:53,762 --> 00:39:56,595
Yeah, you see, that's worse
than anything I've ever stolen.
981
00:39:57,720 --> 00:40:01,512
You've stolen food and money.
982
00:40:01,512 --> 00:40:02,887
How is that worse?
983
00:40:02,887 --> 00:40:05,095
'Cause you stole for fun.
984
00:40:05,095 --> 00:40:08,011
You know, I stole so that Fiona
didn't have to work a third job
985
00:40:08,011 --> 00:40:10,220
so she could cover
our electric bill.
986
00:40:10,220 --> 00:40:12,303
I mean, you want me to be
ashamed of the way I grew up?
987
00:40:12,303 --> 00:40:13,428
No.
988
00:40:13,428 --> 00:40:14,595
I...
989
00:40:16,428 --> 00:40:17,637
It would just be nice
990
00:40:17,637 --> 00:40:19,887
if you knew that
that wasn't normal.
991
00:40:19,887 --> 00:40:23,095
Well, it might not
be Tamietti normal,
992
00:40:23,095 --> 00:40:25,762
but it's definitely
Gallagher normal.
993
00:40:25,762 --> 00:40:29,720
Look, I'm fine
living in an RV,
994
00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:33,220
scraping by, doing whatever
we have to to survive.
995
00:40:33,220 --> 00:40:34,637
Yeah.
996
00:40:34,637 --> 00:40:37,261
As long as we're aiming
for something a little higher.
997
00:40:40,220 --> 00:40:41,845
Why is he crying?
998
00:40:41,845 --> 00:40:42,970
Hey.
999
00:40:48,220 --> 00:40:50,387
To skipping
spin class.
1000
00:40:50,387 --> 00:40:52,804
To skipping spin class.
1001
00:40:56,303 --> 00:40:58,053
Fine. Jesus.
1002
00:40:59,637 --> 00:41:01,887
Should we pick up burgers
for dinner?
1003
00:41:01,887 --> 00:41:03,720
Doesn't a burger require, like,
1004
00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:05,470
a thousand gallons
of water to produce?
1005
00:41:05,470 --> 00:41:08,845
Six hundred sixty.
But we all have our vices.
1006
00:41:08,845 --> 00:41:11,053
What are yours?
1007
00:41:11,053 --> 00:41:13,303
Other than, you know,
straws and hooking.
1008
00:41:14,136 --> 00:41:16,679
Not a hooker.
Your mom and I like each other.
1009
00:41:16,679 --> 00:41:19,220
Okay. Your funeral.
1010
00:41:20,887 --> 00:41:22,470
She loves you, you know.
1011
00:41:22,470 --> 00:41:24,804
She calls me fat.
To my face.
1012
00:41:24,804 --> 00:41:27,929
Hmm. Mine used to make me
boil her old needles.
1013
00:41:27,929 --> 00:41:31,178
My mom made me get a Brazilian
before fifth-grade swim camp.
1014
00:41:31,178 --> 00:41:33,970
Mine would use my
Easy-Bake Oven to cook crack.
1015
00:41:33,970 --> 00:41:36,804
Mine got me a nose job
when I was 13.
1016
00:41:36,804 --> 00:41:37,929
Mine made me test her coke
1017
00:41:37,929 --> 00:41:39,679
to make sure there weren't
laxatives in it.
1018
00:41:39,679 --> 00:41:41,387
- There were.
1019
00:41:41,387 --> 00:41:43,595
Moms do shitty stuff
sometimes.
1020
00:41:43,595 --> 00:41:45,970
It doesn't mean
they don't love us.
1021
00:41:45,970 --> 00:41:48,679
You've really drunk my mom's
Kool-Aid, haven't you?
1022
00:41:48,679 --> 00:41:49,887
Is that a sex thing?
1023
00:41:49,887 --> 00:41:51,720
'Cause probably.
1024
00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:53,136
Huh.
1025
00:41:53,136 --> 00:41:54,428
"Huh" what?
1026
00:41:54,428 --> 00:41:56,845
Nothing.
1027
00:41:56,845 --> 00:42:00,762
I decided you might just
be interesting after all.
1028
00:42:00,762 --> 00:42:02,720
Wow.
Really?
1029
00:42:09,762 --> 00:42:12,136
Sorry. I...
1030
00:42:34,470 --> 00:42:37,053
Tami told me you'd be out here.
1031
00:42:37,053 --> 00:42:41,053
She also tell you
I'm a thief and a degenerate?
1032
00:42:41,053 --> 00:42:44,011
Didn't need to.
Already knew that.
1033
00:42:44,011 --> 00:42:46,136
Where you headed?
1034
00:42:46,136 --> 00:42:47,428
To see Mickey.
1035
00:42:50,095 --> 00:42:51,679
Gonna propose.
1036
00:42:55,011 --> 00:42:56,553
Cool.
1037
00:43:00,595 --> 00:43:01,929
Hey, uh, why, again?
1038
00:43:05,428 --> 00:43:06,428
Huh?
1039
00:43:06,428 --> 00:43:08,178
Why are you gonna propose
to Mickey?
1040
00:43:09,261 --> 00:43:10,929
Because I love him.
1041
00:43:12,595 --> 00:43:14,261
And Debbie told me to.
1042
00:43:16,804 --> 00:43:19,011
I thought you were all for
us getting married.
1043
00:43:19,011 --> 00:43:21,595
Hey, I'm all for anyone getting
married if they want to,
1044
00:43:21,595 --> 00:43:22,762
but...
1045
00:43:22,762 --> 00:43:24,303
I don't think you want to.
1046
00:43:25,970 --> 00:43:28,553
Otherwise, you wouldn't have
backed out the first time.
1047
00:43:28,553 --> 00:43:29,845
Aw, fuck, Lip.
1048
00:43:29,845 --> 00:43:31,512
You can't just throw this
on me now.
1049
00:43:31,512 --> 00:43:33,428
I've already spent all day
convincing myself to do this.
1050
00:43:33,428 --> 00:43:34,929
No, no. Nah.
1051
00:43:34,929 --> 00:43:36,970
I've decided.
I'm gonna go do it.
1052
00:43:36,970 --> 00:43:38,261
Great. Do it.
1053
00:43:38,261 --> 00:43:39,679
Great. I'm going.
1054
00:43:39,679 --> 00:43:41,261
Great. Go.
1055
00:43:48,053 --> 00:43:49,387
You're just gonna let me go?
1056
00:43:49,387 --> 00:43:51,053
Okay. I-I don't know
what you want me to do here.
1057
00:43:51,053 --> 00:43:53,470
Yeah, I don't fucking know
either, Lip.
1058
00:43:54,637 --> 00:43:56,804
I want him back.
1059
00:43:56,804 --> 00:43:58,303
So get him back.
1060
00:43:58,303 --> 00:44:01,512
But I think I'm gonna have
to marry him to do it.
1061
00:44:09,345 --> 00:44:11,261
I think you should marry him.
1062
00:44:12,387 --> 00:44:13,845
Someday.
1063
00:44:15,679 --> 00:44:16,845
All right?
But first,
1064
00:44:16,845 --> 00:44:18,970
just try and figure out
why you don't want to.
1065
00:44:23,011 --> 00:44:25,053
Good work today,
Francesca.
1066
00:44:25,053 --> 00:44:26,762
Glad you finally
stopped crying, Aidan.
1067
00:44:26,762 --> 00:44:29,220
Carl.
What happened today, son?
1068
00:44:29,220 --> 00:44:31,428
Sir?
1069
00:44:31,428 --> 00:44:32,762
You send some
of the Discoverers
1070
00:44:32,762 --> 00:44:33,845
to the emergency room?
1071
00:44:33,845 --> 00:44:35,637
Well...
1072
00:44:35,637 --> 00:44:37,553
Yeah. I got a call
from some of the parents.
1073
00:44:37,553 --> 00:44:40,095
Ravi's mother,
State Senator Wilson,
1074
00:44:40,095 --> 00:44:41,679
says he got a broken rib.
1075
00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:43,804
Something about being beaten
with The Mueller Report.
1076
00:44:43,804 --> 00:44:45,178
It was a paperback, sir.
1077
00:44:45,178 --> 00:44:47,387
I didn't realize
it would leave marks.
1078
00:44:47,387 --> 00:44:48,804
Scout's father
says his daughter's got
1079
00:44:48,804 --> 00:44:51,303
a bruised clavicle
from a paintball incident.
1080
00:44:51,303 --> 00:44:53,720
Timmy Obama's in the hospital
with a strangulated testicle.
1081
00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:55,929
Says you kneed him
in the balls this morning.
1082
00:44:55,929 --> 00:44:58,095
Well, I was taking
"cart-ay" blanche, sir.
1083
00:44:58,095 --> 00:45:00,553
Taking-I told you to ride 'em
hard and put 'em down wet,
1084
00:45:00,553 --> 00:45:03,053
not break his ribs
and put him in the hospital.
1085
00:45:04,845 --> 00:45:07,011
I think I've got a place
better suited for your talent.
1086
00:45:07,011 --> 00:45:08,804
The academy, sir?
1087
00:45:08,804 --> 00:45:11,512
How you feel about trash?
1088
00:45:11,512 --> 00:45:13,720
Well, I don't feel great
about it.
1089
00:45:13,720 --> 00:45:15,887
Hmm.
Sanitation department.
1090
00:45:15,887 --> 00:45:17,303
You know, in your time
with the Discoverers,
1091
00:45:17,303 --> 00:45:18,595
you've already proven
that you're tough.
1092
00:45:18,595 --> 00:45:19,970
But it takes
the toughest of the tough
1093
00:45:19,970 --> 00:45:21,804
to be able
to survive garbage duty.
1094
00:45:21,804 --> 00:45:23,178
Get you out on the streets.
1095
00:45:23,178 --> 00:45:24,261
Get you to know
the neighborhood,
1096
00:45:24,261 --> 00:45:25,637
the people, you know.
1097
00:45:25,637 --> 00:45:27,011
Plus, service like that
to the city
1098
00:45:27,011 --> 00:45:28,595
looks absolutely fantastic
1099
00:45:28,595 --> 00:45:30,220
on a police academy
application.
1100
00:46:52,095 --> 00:46:55,053
- Hey.
- Ian.
1101
00:46:55,053 --> 00:46:56,470
- Yeah.
- Oh, thank God.
1102
00:46:57,470 --> 00:46:59,261
Please take him back.
1103
00:47:01,970 --> 00:47:04,470
Hey, Mickey, honey?
You have a visitor.
1104
00:47:08,970 --> 00:47:10,387
Oh!
1105
00:47:10,387 --> 00:47:11,887
What's up, bro?
1106
00:47:11,887 --> 00:47:14,804
You get upstairs and clean up
down there real good.
1107
00:47:14,804 --> 00:47:16,887
I'm comin' for you.
1108
00:47:16,887 --> 00:47:18,095
- Come on.
1109
00:47:18,095 --> 00:47:20,178
Go on. All right.
1110
00:47:22,387 --> 00:47:25,053
It looks like things are
going well between you two.
1111
00:47:25,053 --> 00:47:26,220
Uh, yeah.
1112
00:47:26,220 --> 00:47:27,553
It's like The Love Boat
up there.
1113
00:47:27,553 --> 00:47:29,220
Could not be happier.
1114
00:47:31,053 --> 00:47:32,220
Here.
1115
00:47:33,970 --> 00:47:35,470
Fuck is that?
1116
00:47:37,136 --> 00:47:38,220
This an engagement ring?
1117
00:47:38,220 --> 00:47:39,553
No. No.
1118
00:47:39,553 --> 00:47:42,970
It's a...it's a promise ring.
1119
00:47:44,220 --> 00:47:45,887
You're kidding me.
1120
00:47:45,887 --> 00:47:47,011
No.
1121
00:47:47,011 --> 00:47:48,470
I have one too.
See?
1122
00:47:49,136 --> 00:47:50,428
Sweet.
1123
00:47:50,428 --> 00:47:52,887
All right, look.
1124
00:47:52,887 --> 00:47:56,345
Gallaghers and marriage,
they don't mix well.
1125
00:47:56,345 --> 00:47:58,220
But a Gallagher
keeps his promise.
1126
00:47:59,679 --> 00:48:01,970
Look, do we really need
a piece of paper from the state
1127
00:48:01,970 --> 00:48:03,470
to say that I'm committed?
1128
00:48:04,970 --> 00:48:06,470
I'm committed.
1129
00:48:13,053 --> 00:48:15,387
Nah. I'm good.
1130
00:48:15,387 --> 00:48:16,553
- Mick. Mickey.
- No.
1131
00:48:16,553 --> 00:48:19,053
A fucking promise ring?
1132
00:48:19,053 --> 00:48:21,303
What are you, a teenage girl?
1133
00:48:21,303 --> 00:48:23,261
You're not even wearing yours.
You got it around your neck.
1134
00:48:23,261 --> 00:48:25,387
You can just tuck it in there
and no one even has to see it.
1135
00:48:25,387 --> 00:48:26,428
It doesn't matter
where you wear it.
1136
00:48:26,428 --> 00:48:29,428
It-it-it symbolizes
commitment.
1137
00:48:29,428 --> 00:48:30,970
I'm not saying never.
1138
00:48:30,970 --> 00:48:33,512
No, just saying you don't
love me enough now.
1139
00:48:34,679 --> 00:48:36,762
And that's fine.
It's cool.
1140
00:48:36,762 --> 00:48:38,553
- I got Barry.
- Byron.
1141
00:48:38,553 --> 00:48:41,929
He answers to whatever the fuck
I call him, all right?
1142
00:48:41,929 --> 00:48:43,553
'Cause that's true love.
1143
00:48:47,679 --> 00:48:49,512
How do you know you love me?
1144
00:48:50,595 --> 00:48:52,261
Huh?
1145
00:48:53,804 --> 00:48:55,553
How do you really know?
1146
00:48:58,136 --> 00:49:00,303
I'm bipolar, right?
1147
00:49:00,303 --> 00:49:02,470
I don't know who I am
from one day to the next.
1148
00:49:02,470 --> 00:49:03,887
I can't guarantee shit.
1149
00:49:03,887 --> 00:49:07,470
So why do you wanna spend
the rest of your life with me?
1150
00:49:07,470 --> 00:49:09,303
Are you fucking crazy?
1151
00:49:10,679 --> 00:49:12,136
And who else have you dated?
1152
00:49:12,136 --> 00:49:13,762
- I've dated plenty of people
- No, no, no, no, no.
1153
00:49:13,762 --> 00:49:15,970
Not fucked, dated,
been in love with.
1154
00:49:18,011 --> 00:49:19,970
How can you
possibly know that me,
1155
00:49:19,970 --> 00:49:23,595
that-that this, all of me,
all the fucking versions I am,
1156
00:49:23,595 --> 00:49:25,095
how do you know that
that's what you wanna spend
1157
00:49:25,095 --> 00:49:26,804
the rest of your life with?
1158
00:49:28,220 --> 00:49:30,303
Jesus Christ, Ian.
1159
00:49:31,804 --> 00:49:34,345
I've always known Gallaghers
were fucked up,
1160
00:49:34,345 --> 00:49:37,470
but I have never been happier
to be a Milkovich.
1161
00:49:37,470 --> 00:49:39,428
When you get over this whole
1162
00:49:39,428 --> 00:49:40,845
"I'm not worthy of love"
bullshit,
1163
00:49:40,845 --> 00:49:42,553
why don't you give me a call?
1164
00:49:42,553 --> 00:49:44,679
Maybe if Barry hasn't made
an honest woman out of me,
1165
00:49:44,679 --> 00:49:46,679
I'll still be around.
1166
00:50:55,845 --> 00:50:56,887
Thank you.
1167
00:51:04,095 --> 00:51:05,845
You okay?
1168
00:51:05,845 --> 00:51:08,595
Yeah.
1169
00:51:10,595 --> 00:51:12,428
Who's that?
1170
00:51:12,428 --> 00:51:15,512
Are you the folks who run
Nurse V's Jiffy Care?
1171
00:51:15,512 --> 00:51:16,929
No.
1172
00:51:16,929 --> 00:51:18,428
No, we're not.
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