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Fuck you.
I ain't telling you shit.
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Honey, be polite.
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It's not their fault
they don't remember.
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They have that big steel plate
in their head.
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Why else would you not
remember something
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that happened
one damn week ago?
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It's our new RV.
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I guess...we're living
in an RV now.
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City basketball clubs
are recruiting today.
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Todd can't keep
his offers straight,
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so I'm managing him.
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Hey, what's the deal
with Paula?
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The deal is, you're fucked.
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Sparky!
Sparky!
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Sparky, Shelly.
Shelly, Sparky.
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She's your boss.
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Well, vice boss,
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'cause I'm your boss.
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Stick it to him, Shel.
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I negotiated Pepa
down to partial custody
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in exchange for some
of Derek's death benefit,
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but I can't stomach the thought
of that bitch having
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one second alone with Franny.
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She ready?
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She's gonna piss
on the family's electronics
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and start
several small fires,
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so yeah, she's ready.
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Sweet.
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Remember,
you're Franny now.
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Didn't think
you'd actually show.
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Here I am,
and here's Franny,
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on time, as promised.
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So I guess
I owe you a check.
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I guess you do.
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Oh, my God,
everybody get out!
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Get out now!
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- Franny! What the hell?
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Hello, 911?
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I'd like to report a fire.
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Hey, yo,
step off that shit!
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Oh, thank goodness
you're here.
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I know you?
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No.
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This bus stop is so dark.
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Yeah, a couple
of streetlights are out.
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Have been ever since
my Emeril was still alive.
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Really?
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Hmm. He passed in 2002.
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Oh.
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I'm Ester.
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Carl.
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I'm not usually out
this late.
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Was celebrating
my birthday.
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My sister got me this.
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Oh, wow.
That's really nice.
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I'm 75 years young today.
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Holy shit!
Oh, I'm sorry.
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Oh, don't worry.
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I can swear
with the best of them too.
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Oh, you need a hand?
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This isn't my bus.
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I'm a number 15.
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Oh.
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You go.
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Sure?
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Get the fuck out of here!
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See?
What'd I tell you?
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Nice to meet you, Carl.
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Take care.
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Your purse!
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Stop the bus!
That woman's getting robbed!
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- Ester!
- Not a chance.
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- Call 911 if you want.
- Come on, stop the bus!
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- Shut up.
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Hey, let me out!
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Open the doors!
Oh, hey!
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Open the door!
Come on!
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- Sit down.
- Come on!
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I ain't stopping, man.
I have a schedule to keep.
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Ester.
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- Ugh.
- Your baby's crying.
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I fed him at 4.
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No, I fed him at 4.
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Are you sure?
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I have no idea.
It's all a blur.
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Why isn't he a teenager yet
who can just feed himself?
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You know, maybe we can
get him one of those, uh,
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you know,
gerbil bottle things.
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You know, rig it up
to the side of his crib.
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I know.
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All right, I'll feed him.
You get coffee?
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Deal.
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- Hey.
- Yeah.
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Hi.
Hey, Mommy's coming, all right?
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- I got you. I got you.
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I got you.
Hey.
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Hey, I hear you.
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Is somebody hungry?
Come here.
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Come here.
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Yeah.
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- Can we change your diaper?
- Hey.
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Should we change your diaper?
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So it's been about, uh,
six weeks, right?
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I think so.
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Yeah.
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We can have sex now.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Good.
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Good.
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- Oh.
- Oh, my...
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Uh...
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Seriously, Fred?
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- Hey, get away from her!
- Give me your purse!
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Better run.
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Ester, are you okay?
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Keep your wet dreams
to yourself, son.
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Saw an old lady get shot
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at the Ashcroft bus stop
last night.
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Who hasn't been shot
at that bus stop?
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I wanted to help her.
It happened so fast.
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Bus driver wouldn't stop.
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If you made ten bucks an hour,
you wouldn't stop either.
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You know, the streetlights
were out.
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We have streetlights?
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Yeah, she said they were out
for the past 15 years.
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No surprise there.
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Why doesn't the city
fix them?
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Oh, that's adorable.
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Can I wear this tank top?
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That's not a tank top.
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It will be now.
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Go for Liam.
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If you want Todd,
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you're gonna have
to go through me.
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His manager, that's who.
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State your business.
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Tell me what time
practice is,
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and I'll get him there.
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No, no,
that's not what I said.
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- Okay, bye.
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Debbie Gallagher,
get out here right now!
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Uh-oh. Okay.
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I'll be right back.
Shh.
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Debbie Gallagher,
come get your kid!
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Hey, Pepa.
What's going on?
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Supposed
to pick her up tonight.
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Yeah, well,
here's your demon child.
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She set my couch on fire,
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ate a pound
of raw hamburger meat,
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and bit off the tip
of my son's middle toe.
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Oh, my goodness.
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That does not sound like
my sweet Franny bear at all.
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Cut the horseshit, Debbie.
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You know, you're the worst
mother on the planet.
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You don't think
that's kind of cruel?
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No, I don't think.
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Here's your death benefit
money.
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I never wanna see you
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or your Children of the Corn
daughter ever again.
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Don't be a stranger, Pepa!
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You're welcome back
for dinner sometime!
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Hey, what was all that about?
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- And who is this?
- Derek's wife, Pepa,
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tried to screw me
out of Derek's death benefit,
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so Bella over here
was pretending to be Franny
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so I could get my share
of Derek's money.
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I followed none of that,
and I'm too tired to care.
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Here.
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Hi!
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Come here.
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Good girl.
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Right there.
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Bella!
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We're not at Pepa's house
anymore.
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We don't eat
like animals here.
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Spoon.
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Yeah.
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Got some of Mickey's shit.
He here?
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Uh, upstairs, probably.
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Who's she?
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Milkovich.
Sandy, I think.
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Cousin--no, uh,
half sister or...
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oh, something.
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How many of them are there?
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It's hard to know.
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You know, when I was
with Mandy,
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they were always showing up
paroled, evicted,
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on the run from the cops.
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Not usually that cute.
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Really, her?
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I saw some stuff.
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Shit's gotta change.
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What happened to him?
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I don't know.
Not a clue.
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I'm still trying
to catch up on your
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Derek-dead-wife-Bella story.
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Close.
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This everything?
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As much as I could find.
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Hey, anybody, uh,
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kind of...brown come around
the house looking for me?
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No.
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Good.
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How is everyone, anyway?
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Same.
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Your brothers are idiots.
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Least once a week,
one of them gets drunk,
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crawls into my bed,
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and tries to get something
off of me.
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Fuck 'em,
chop their nuts off
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next time they try it.
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Or I could stay here with you.
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Have fun like we did
when we were kids.
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Jeez!
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You know that's messed up,
right?
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Not like we're related.
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We are totally related.
We're fucking cousins!
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And you're gay.
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Fine, whatever.
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Plus, he's taken.
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Oh, right, you.
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Yeah, good to see you too,
Sandy.
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Bathroom's all yours.
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Hey, I had shampoo
and shit.
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Is there soap anywhere?
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You've been gone for years.
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You think your brothers
would save that shit for you?
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You can use mine.
We'll hit Costco later.
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- I'm getting paid.
- I can't, man.
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PO texted me
when you were in the shower.
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He's got a job for me.
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Give me a list
of shit you need
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and I'll pick it up for you.
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Isn't that cute?
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Little domestic bitches.
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Mm, thank you!
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I shut the stove off
before we left, right?
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I'm sure you did.
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You're sure as in
you know for a fact,
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or you're sure as in
you're trying to shut me up?
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The second one.
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Should I go back and check?
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No!
Worst-case scenario,
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our house explodes
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and we collect
a ton of insurance money.
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We have insurance, right?
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No.
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Ah, you're late!
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Jesus!
What, you guys camp out here?
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I did.
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I'll take a beer
and shot of anything.
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Same.
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Have I even turned
the lights on yet?
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Don't need to see.
I know where my mouth is.
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We left Billy here
last night?
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Ah, barely even notice him
sitting there anymore.
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Me neither.
He's like a piece of furniture.
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I'm gonna get you a shot
on the house, all right, Billy?
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For a free shot,
I'd get locked in here.
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Here you go, Billy.
I'm sorry about that, buddy.
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That didn't sound good.
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Billy!
Oh, my God, he's dead.
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I touched a dead guy.
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Billy's dead?
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Feel him!
He's cold and stiff!
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No!
No!
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Billy, no, no, no!
268
00:12:47,637 --> 00:12:50,929
Oh, he was too young
to die!
269
00:12:52,095 --> 00:12:54,720
Oh, I'm gonna miss you,
old pal.
270
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:56,136
He was a good friend.
271
00:12:56,136 --> 00:12:58,470
Jesus, Frank, I've never even
seen you talk to Billy.
272
00:12:58,470 --> 00:12:59,804
He opened up a lot more
273
00:12:59,804 --> 00:13:02,345
when it was just the two of us,
and now...
274
00:13:02,345 --> 00:13:04,845
you've gone and died!
275
00:13:04,845 --> 00:13:06,220
Billy, no, no.
276
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,804
Jeez.
277
00:13:08,804 --> 00:13:10,303
Ah.
278
00:13:10,303 --> 00:13:12,220
Paramedics are on the way.
279
00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,887
I can't stay here and...
280
00:13:16,887 --> 00:13:19,011
watch them zip him up!
281
00:13:19,011 --> 00:13:20,970
Oh, God, Billy.
282
00:13:25,136 --> 00:13:26,845
I'm gonna miss you, old pal.
283
00:13:36,845 --> 00:13:38,261
'Sup, Frank?
284
00:13:38,261 --> 00:13:39,428
Big score.
285
00:13:39,428 --> 00:13:40,845
Fresh dead guy.
286
00:13:43,679 --> 00:13:45,387
- Yo.
- Shh.
287
00:13:45,387 --> 00:13:49,011
Oh.
I got coffee.
288
00:13:49,011 --> 00:13:52,929
And I got toast
with peanut butter or cheese.
289
00:13:52,929 --> 00:13:55,595
Uh, I don't care.
Whichever one you don't want.
290
00:13:55,595 --> 00:13:57,595
Yeah.
Wanna take a bite of both?
291
00:13:57,595 --> 00:13:58,679
Uh, this one.
292
00:13:58,679 --> 00:14:00,261
Okay.
293
00:14:00,261 --> 00:14:01,136
There you go.
294
00:14:02,887 --> 00:14:04,470
Wow, he's really out, huh?
295
00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:06,387
Yeah.
Milk coma.
296
00:14:08,053 --> 00:14:10,095
So, uh, you wanna do it?
297
00:14:10,095 --> 00:14:11,303
Hmm?
298
00:14:11,303 --> 00:14:13,011
Six weeks.
Sex.
299
00:14:14,595 --> 00:14:16,303
- Yeah, let's go.
- Yeah, right.
300
00:14:32,095 --> 00:14:34,220
- Hey.
- Hey.
301
00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:36,887
Mm.
302
00:14:36,887 --> 00:14:39,679
Mm.
Sorry.
303
00:14:40,387 --> 00:14:42,970
- What is that smell?
- I don't smell it.
304
00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:44,470
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
you serious?
305
00:14:44,470 --> 00:14:45,887
It smells like a...
306
00:14:45,887 --> 00:14:47,345
like a truck driver took a dump
307
00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,053
and then covered it
with vanilla body spray.
308
00:14:50,512 --> 00:14:51,929
Oh.
309
00:14:53,178 --> 00:14:54,428
You?
310
00:14:55,679 --> 00:14:56,929
Okay, the post-pregnancy
hormones
311
00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:58,845
are doing crazy things
to my body.
312
00:14:58,845 --> 00:15:00,720
Okay, well,
did you flush?
313
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,762
Yes, I flushed.
314
00:15:02,762 --> 00:15:06,095
It could be Fred's poopy wipes.
315
00:15:06,095 --> 00:15:07,261
Well, what did you do
with them?
316
00:15:07,261 --> 00:15:08,470
I flushed them too.
317
00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:09,470
You did what?
318
00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:16,261
Oh, fuck.
319
00:15:16,261 --> 00:15:18,345
They're supposed
to be flushable.
320
00:15:18,345 --> 00:15:19,428
Not in an R... V.
321
00:15:19,428 --> 00:15:21,428
It's a septic tank.
322
00:15:21,428 --> 00:15:23,595
I don't even know
what that means.
323
00:15:23,595 --> 00:15:26,428
- Oh...fuck.
- Oh.
324
00:15:26,428 --> 00:15:29,011
Mother of God.
It smells like death.
325
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,929
Yeah, I don't think
that's been emptied in a while.
326
00:15:32,261 --> 00:15:34,804
You bought an RV
full of someone else's shit?
327
00:15:34,804 --> 00:15:36,553
Yeah, I didn't think
to check the shit.
328
00:15:38,762 --> 00:15:40,470
Oh, fuck!
329
00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:42,929
We gotta empty this.
330
00:15:42,929 --> 00:15:44,387
We?
331
00:16:03,303 --> 00:16:05,387
I'm sorry, Ester.
332
00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:14,595
We should say a prayer.
333
00:16:14,595 --> 00:16:16,011
Yeah, you should, baby.
334
00:16:19,970 --> 00:16:22,929
O Father, heavenly Father
up in the sky
335
00:16:22,929 --> 00:16:24,887
who watches over us
in heaven and Earth,
336
00:16:24,887 --> 00:16:26,929
we give to you
our daily bread.
337
00:16:26,929 --> 00:16:29,845
Forgive us our trespasses
unto others
338
00:16:29,845 --> 00:16:32,553
as we would have them
339
00:16:32,553 --> 00:16:34,220
unto ourselves.
340
00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:35,178
Amen.
341
00:16:35,178 --> 00:16:36,637
Amen.
342
00:16:36,637 --> 00:16:37,845
Good job, baby.
343
00:16:37,845 --> 00:16:39,512
It's all that Catholic school
that I did.
344
00:16:39,512 --> 00:16:41,720
Can you tell us how he died?
Heart attack?
345
00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:42,762
Uh, he looked jaundiced.
346
00:16:42,762 --> 00:16:44,345
Breasts were augmented.
347
00:16:44,345 --> 00:16:46,011
Uh, his veins
around his belly button
348
00:16:46,011 --> 00:16:49,512
were enlarged,
swollen extremities, so...
349
00:16:49,512 --> 00:16:52,011
probably cirrhosis
from all the booze you fed him.
350
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,512
Oh, my God.
351
00:16:54,512 --> 00:16:55,679
We killed Billy.
352
00:16:55,679 --> 00:16:57,887
No, we didn't.
353
00:16:57,887 --> 00:16:59,220
You murdered hm.
354
00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:00,679
Billy had free will.
355
00:17:00,679 --> 00:17:01,887
He was a grown-ass man.
356
00:17:01,887 --> 00:17:03,053
It was his choice to drink.
357
00:17:03,053 --> 00:17:05,970
But we made the alcohol
available to him.
358
00:17:05,970 --> 00:17:08,679
That's kind of what happens
in a bar, Kev.
359
00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:10,637
You might as well have
handed him a loaded gun.
360
00:17:11,804 --> 00:17:13,470
That's exactly what we did.
361
00:17:13,470 --> 00:17:15,303
Okay.
362
00:17:15,303 --> 00:17:18,804
I guess no one wants
a shot of tequila on the house
363
00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:20,220
in honor of Billy, then.
364
00:17:22,053 --> 00:17:24,053
Fuck that coroner.
He didn't know shit.
365
00:17:24,053 --> 00:17:26,553
Yeah, what's he think,
he's a doctor?
366
00:17:46,887 --> 00:17:48,720
Security, we have code orange.
367
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,929
Woman in the green sweatpants
heading out with merch.
368
00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:54,011
Got eyes on her now.
369
00:17:54,011 --> 00:17:55,428
Excuse me, miss.
370
00:17:55,428 --> 00:17:57,595
Hi.
371
00:17:57,595 --> 00:17:58,929
Ah, shit.
372
00:18:01,011 --> 00:18:02,428
Cough it up
and we're good!
373
00:18:02,428 --> 00:18:04,011
Fuck you!
I didn't steal anything!
374
00:18:04,011 --> 00:18:05,637
Why you running?
375
00:18:07,804 --> 00:18:09,679
Christ on a stick.
376
00:18:13,929 --> 00:18:17,136
- Get off me!
- Hey, shut your face.
377
00:18:17,136 --> 00:18:19,762
I just got out of prison,
so I have no qualms
378
00:18:19,762 --> 00:18:21,345
about reaching down
your throat,
379
00:18:21,345 --> 00:18:23,136
through your intestines,
and out your fucking asshole
380
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:24,845
to take back
whatever you stole.
381
00:18:24,845 --> 00:18:26,637
Hand it over.
382
00:18:26,637 --> 00:18:29,053
Here.
383
00:18:29,053 --> 00:18:30,762
Asshole.
384
00:18:31,804 --> 00:18:34,428
Stole this ugly piece of shit?
What's wrong with you?
385
00:18:34,428 --> 00:18:35,637
You know what?
Get up.
386
00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:40,261
Now, you are gonna
hand this back
387
00:18:40,261 --> 00:18:41,970
to the nice little nerd
that works at the store.
388
00:18:41,970 --> 00:18:44,303
- Jesus.
- Yeah, you don't like that?
389
00:18:44,303 --> 00:18:46,136
'Cause then you're gonna go
buy me a fucking Orange Julius.
390
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,720
Billy, whoa.
Really, under the mattress?
391
00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:49,053
Shit.
Billy Junior?
392
00:19:53,553 --> 00:19:54,970
Hey!
393
00:19:54,970 --> 00:19:57,220
Hey.
394
00:19:57,220 --> 00:19:59,887
Girl, congratulations!
395
00:19:59,887 --> 00:20:02,303
You got that dough-re-mi!
396
00:20:02,303 --> 00:20:04,845
I know. Thank you so much
for helping me.
397
00:20:04,845 --> 00:20:07,720
You ready to go celebrate
with some downtown happy hour?
398
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,303
Yep.
Just waiting on the sitter.
399
00:20:16,011 --> 00:20:17,845
I cannot tell you two apart.
400
00:20:17,845 --> 00:20:20,095
I pooped in Pepa's shoes.
401
00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:22,553
Good for you.
402
00:20:28,387 --> 00:20:30,762
Hey. Thanks for
watching the kids.
403
00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:32,053
You got my goods?
404
00:20:32,053 --> 00:20:34,762
- Right there.
- Sweet.
405
00:20:34,762 --> 00:20:37,345
Hi, baby. I'm gonna go out
for a little while.
406
00:20:37,345 --> 00:20:39,428
You're gonna listen to Stella
while I'm gone, okay?
407
00:20:39,428 --> 00:20:40,679
- Okay.
- Hey.
408
00:20:40,679 --> 00:20:42,595
She better be alive
when I get home.
409
00:20:46,762 --> 00:20:49,220
Go get your mama's weed for me.
410
00:20:51,595 --> 00:20:52,595
Now!
411
00:20:59,387 --> 00:21:02,053
So why can't we just dump it
in the park?
412
00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:03,929
I got a better idea.
413
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,679
Oh, my God.
I can still smell it back here.
414
00:21:06,679 --> 00:21:08,220
You're downwind of me.
415
00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:10,303
Why don't you just
get-get in the front?
416
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:12,220
All right.
Let's make a run for it, Fred.
417
00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:13,929
Here we go.
All right.
418
00:21:13,929 --> 00:21:15,178
Go, go, go,
go, go.
419
00:21:15,178 --> 00:21:18,595
Yeah.
420
00:21:18,595 --> 00:21:20,428
Yeah, you're right.
It is a little better up here.
421
00:21:20,428 --> 00:21:21,387
Yeah.
422
00:21:22,970 --> 00:21:24,470
Wait, is that where
you're gonna dump it?
423
00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:26,804
Yup.
Hey, I need you on lookout.
424
00:21:26,804 --> 00:21:27,970
Just make sure
those construction workers
425
00:21:27,970 --> 00:21:29,595
don't see me, all right?
426
00:21:29,595 --> 00:21:31,428
Okeydokey.
427
00:21:31,428 --> 00:21:34,220
But hurry up, okay?
We got some sexin' to do.
428
00:21:38,887 --> 00:21:41,345
Hey!
Hi, guys.
429
00:21:41,345 --> 00:21:42,595
How's it going?
430
00:21:42,595 --> 00:21:45,387
Any of you wanna take
responsibility for this?
431
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:46,261
Nah.
432
00:21:46,261 --> 00:21:47,512
No?
433
00:21:47,512 --> 00:21:49,553
You wanna look
at his face first?
434
00:21:49,553 --> 00:21:51,428
Some of you look familiar.
435
00:21:53,845 --> 00:21:55,720
Carl!
436
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,804
You see what's on this flyer?
437
00:21:57,804 --> 00:21:59,095
Yeah.
438
00:21:59,095 --> 00:22:00,929
Fish bites, soda,
and a cookie,
439
00:22:00,929 --> 00:22:02,679
only $7.95.
440
00:22:02,679 --> 00:22:04,512
And what do I have
in front of me?
441
00:22:04,512 --> 00:22:06,720
Soda, soda, soda, soda,
442
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,970
cookie, cookie,
cookie, cookie.
443
00:22:09,887 --> 00:22:11,512
Guess what I don't have.
444
00:22:13,011 --> 00:22:14,095
Here are your fish bites,
Lori.
445
00:22:14,095 --> 00:22:16,637
Yeah.
About time.
446
00:22:17,929 --> 00:22:21,428
Thank you very much
for your patience,
447
00:22:21,428 --> 00:22:24,804
and throwing in
an extra cookie for your wait.
448
00:22:24,804 --> 00:22:26,887
Okay. Carl.
449
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:30,136
Maybe if you would get off
the phone with your bitches,
450
00:22:30,136 --> 00:22:32,387
I wouldn't have angry customers
up my ass.
451
00:22:32,387 --> 00:22:33,762
I'm not on the phone
with my "bitches."
452
00:22:33,762 --> 00:22:35,845
I'm on the phone
with the city.
453
00:22:35,845 --> 00:22:37,512
My cousin works for the city.
454
00:22:37,512 --> 00:22:38,887
They have contests
to see who can answer
455
00:22:38,887 --> 00:22:40,887
the least amount
of phone calls in a day.
456
00:22:40,887 --> 00:22:42,595
Yeah, well, I saw an old lady
get shot last night
457
00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:44,011
at the bus stop.
458
00:22:44,011 --> 00:22:45,220
Streetlights were out.
459
00:22:45,220 --> 00:22:47,345
It was dark.
Guy came out of nowhere.
460
00:22:47,345 --> 00:22:49,720
You wanna see
a bunch of streetlights?
461
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,178
Come up to my place
on the North Side.
462
00:22:51,178 --> 00:22:53,387
I got plenty of streetlights.
463
00:22:53,387 --> 00:22:54,804
See you, what, around ten?
464
00:22:55,261 --> 00:22:56,220
This is Janice,
465
00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:58,053
employee number 7253.
466
00:22:58,053 --> 00:22:59,387
How can I help you?
467
00:22:59,387 --> 00:23:01,095
Uh, yeah, hi,
I'm calling, uh, about getting
468
00:23:01,095 --> 00:23:02,136
some streetlights fixed.
469
00:23:02,136 --> 00:23:03,261
What's the address?
470
00:23:03,261 --> 00:23:04,887
Uh, Ashcroft and Ridgley.
471
00:23:04,887 --> 00:23:06,720
Okay, South Side.
472
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,762
Looks like we can schedule
a work crew to come out.
473
00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,261
All right, awesome.
When?
474
00:23:10,261 --> 00:23:12,220
Next available date
is April 17th.
475
00:23:12,220 --> 00:23:14,470
- April?
- Of 2022.
476
00:23:14,470 --> 00:23:16,136
Wait.
People are getting shot!
477
00:23:16,136 --> 00:23:17,679
Thank you for calling
the city of Chicago.
478
00:23:20,178 --> 00:23:21,428
This is bullshit!
479
00:23:21,428 --> 00:23:23,303
City basically killed
an old black lady,
480
00:23:23,303 --> 00:23:25,095
and they don't even
give two shits.
481
00:23:25,095 --> 00:23:26,136
It's like she
didn't even exist.
482
00:23:26,136 --> 00:23:28,053
Wasn't even on the news.
483
00:23:28,053 --> 00:23:29,929
You watch the news?
484
00:23:29,929 --> 00:23:31,345
I gotta do something
about this,
485
00:23:31,345 --> 00:23:34,053
let everybody know
what happened.
486
00:23:34,053 --> 00:23:35,512
You go, girl.
487
00:23:38,887 --> 00:23:40,637
That's pretty, baby.
488
00:23:40,637 --> 00:23:42,720
Okay, who wants a drink?
489
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,845
V, what if I clean the scum
out of the soda gun
490
00:23:45,845 --> 00:23:48,261
and we serve Cokes
instead of death?
491
00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:50,303
Kev, nobody
is gonna order a Coke.
492
00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:52,136
That's why there's scum
in the gun.
493
00:23:52,136 --> 00:23:53,136
I'll have a Coke...
494
00:23:54,053 --> 00:23:55,595
...with a rum back.
495
00:23:56,637 --> 00:23:57,720
Done mourning.
496
00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,762
Ready to drink.
497
00:23:59,762 --> 00:24:01,845
This should keep me
well-lubricated
498
00:24:01,845 --> 00:24:05,387
for the better part
of the day, Mr. Barkeep.
499
00:24:05,387 --> 00:24:08,637
Let's...let's memorialize
Billy.
500
00:24:13,261 --> 00:24:14,970
What can we say about Billy
501
00:24:14,970 --> 00:24:16,887
that we don't already know?
502
00:24:16,887 --> 00:24:18,011
Um, everything.
503
00:24:18,011 --> 00:24:19,553
I don't know anything
about him.
504
00:24:19,553 --> 00:24:22,804
He had a son
who looked just like him...
505
00:24:22,804 --> 00:24:24,637
or maybe a brother.
506
00:24:24,637 --> 00:24:29,136
- Um...he was a man...
507
00:24:34,387 --> 00:24:36,512
- ...who loved fishing.
- What?
508
00:24:36,512 --> 00:24:38,887
He always kept
a bountiful supply
509
00:24:38,887 --> 00:24:42,178
of deli meats on hand...
510
00:24:42,178 --> 00:24:43,345
although his...
511
00:24:49,845 --> 00:24:51,595
...his living quarters
was always a mess.
512
00:24:51,595 --> 00:24:53,136
So here's to Billy.
Hip, hip...
513
00:24:53,136 --> 00:24:55,011
Hooray.
514
00:25:01,428 --> 00:25:03,053
That was a beautiful speech.
515
00:25:04,553 --> 00:25:06,303
Oh, you heard that?
516
00:25:06,303 --> 00:25:08,845
I didn't even notice
you were sitting there.
517
00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:13,762
Do you wanna join me?
518
00:25:16,887 --> 00:25:21,679
Well, I have a pretty busy day
ahead of me. Uh...
519
00:25:21,679 --> 00:25:23,804
I suppose one drink
would be all right.
520
00:25:26,762 --> 00:25:28,553
Faye Donahue.
521
00:25:28,553 --> 00:25:30,720
Enchanté.
Frank Gallagher.
522
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,178
You speak French?
523
00:25:32,178 --> 00:25:34,178
Oui.
Un poquito.
524
00:25:34,178 --> 00:25:35,887
I hope you're okay
525
00:25:35,887 --> 00:25:37,970
with a 12-year
double cask Macallen.
526
00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:39,970
Well...
527
00:25:39,970 --> 00:25:41,929
in a pinch, it'll have to do.
528
00:25:43,553 --> 00:25:46,387
Barkeep, two glasses, please.
529
00:25:46,387 --> 00:25:47,387
Of what?
530
00:25:47,387 --> 00:25:48,637
Just the glasses.
531
00:25:53,053 --> 00:25:54,679
Hey, pretty lady.
532
00:25:54,679 --> 00:25:56,720
You can't drink
your own booze in here.
533
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,428
If you want scotch,
we have scotch.
534
00:25:58,428 --> 00:26:00,428
I'm sorry.
535
00:26:00,428 --> 00:26:02,637
I was gonna pay you
a corkage fee.
536
00:26:02,637 --> 00:26:04,261
What the hell is a corkage fee?
537
00:26:04,261 --> 00:26:06,762
You charge us for the alcohol
we would've bought
538
00:26:06,762 --> 00:26:08,595
but are not drinking.
539
00:26:08,595 --> 00:26:10,512
- This work?
- $40?
540
00:26:10,512 --> 00:26:12,387
Sure does.
Cork away.
541
00:26:27,970 --> 00:26:30,095
To Billy...
542
00:26:30,095 --> 00:26:32,261
and chance encounters.
543
00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:38,637
Mmm.
544
00:26:38,637 --> 00:26:39,720
Mmm.
545
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:40,970
Mmm.
546
00:26:43,345 --> 00:26:45,637
Hey, Shelly.
547
00:26:45,637 --> 00:26:47,095
What's up, Sparky?
548
00:26:47,095 --> 00:26:48,762
Um, I ain't got you
on the schedule today.
549
00:26:48,762 --> 00:26:50,053
Came to pick up my check.
550
00:26:51,845 --> 00:26:55,637
Um...I'm gonna give you this,
and I want you to run.
551
00:26:55,637 --> 00:26:56,887
- What?
- Run.
552
00:26:56,887 --> 00:26:58,136
Why?
553
00:26:58,136 --> 00:26:59,470
Hey, look who it is!
554
00:26:59,470 --> 00:27:01,011
Sparky Gallagher.
555
00:27:01,011 --> 00:27:02,303
That's why.
556
00:27:02,303 --> 00:27:05,011
- Here to pick up your check?
- Uh, fuck.
557
00:27:05,011 --> 00:27:06,261
Mine.
558
00:27:06,261 --> 00:27:07,345
What the hell, Paula?
559
00:27:07,345 --> 00:27:09,303
Well, way I see it is,
560
00:27:09,303 --> 00:27:11,303
your little Good Samaritan act
the other day
561
00:27:11,303 --> 00:27:13,804
cost me in kickbacks
probably just about
562
00:27:13,804 --> 00:27:15,387
what you make in a week,
563
00:27:15,387 --> 00:27:17,512
so...you don't mind,
564
00:27:17,512 --> 00:27:20,011
I'll just have you put
your Sparky Hancock
565
00:27:20,011 --> 00:27:21,679
right there.
566
00:27:28,178 --> 00:27:30,345
All right.
567
00:27:30,345 --> 00:27:32,470
Gonna buy myself
something real purty
568
00:27:32,470 --> 00:27:34,345
with this now.
569
00:27:37,095 --> 00:27:38,637
Told you to run.
570
00:27:41,303 --> 00:27:43,011
To Derek's death benefit.
571
00:27:46,053 --> 00:27:48,136
Mm, not bad.
572
00:27:48,136 --> 00:27:49,512
Right?
573
00:27:52,178 --> 00:27:53,679
This place is fancy.
574
00:27:53,679 --> 00:27:55,220
Yeah, this is where I come
575
00:27:55,220 --> 00:27:57,011
looking for all
my baby daddies.
576
00:27:57,011 --> 00:27:58,929
Really, these guys?
577
00:27:58,929 --> 00:28:00,220
They're rich.
578
00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:01,720
And old as shit.
579
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,887
Just means they'll die sooner.
580
00:28:04,762 --> 00:28:07,011
I'm glad I'm financially set
for a while.
581
00:28:07,011 --> 00:28:08,220
No, no, no, no.
582
00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:10,470
That money is not
gonna last forever.
583
00:28:10,470 --> 00:28:12,595
You need to find
your next sucker now
584
00:28:12,595 --> 00:28:13,970
so that when the money
runs out,
585
00:28:13,970 --> 00:28:15,929
there's no break
in the cash flow.
586
00:28:15,929 --> 00:28:18,178
I'm not sure I wanna have
another kid.
587
00:28:18,178 --> 00:28:20,720
Don't look at it as a kid.
Look at it as a gravy train.
588
00:28:23,845 --> 00:28:25,845
Here we go!
Come on. Come, come on.
589
00:28:29,303 --> 00:28:30,887
Hi.
590
00:28:30,887 --> 00:28:32,220
I'm Megan,
591
00:28:32,220 --> 00:28:34,095
and this is Debbie.
592
00:28:34,095 --> 00:28:36,679
Oh, well.
I'm, uh...I'm Mark,
593
00:28:36,679 --> 00:28:38,804
and, uh, this is Charles.
594
00:28:38,804 --> 00:28:40,887
Ooh.
595
00:28:40,887 --> 00:28:42,261
You're a pretty one.
596
00:28:43,011 --> 00:28:44,720
Mm-hmm.
597
00:28:52,762 --> 00:28:54,261
Hey, how's it going?
598
00:29:00,095 --> 00:29:01,679
Hey, so what's going on?
599
00:29:01,679 --> 00:29:03,261
Eh, preseason media day:
600
00:29:03,261 --> 00:29:06,053
signing some autographs,
selling new overpriced merch,
601
00:29:06,053 --> 00:29:07,095
usual.
602
00:29:07,095 --> 00:29:08,261
Oh.
603
00:29:08,261 --> 00:29:09,637
Lead story: the Bears
604
00:29:09,637 --> 00:29:11,512
have added a meatless burger
to the menu.
605
00:29:11,512 --> 00:29:12,845
Big news.
606
00:29:14,512 --> 00:29:16,345
Yeah, a woman got shot
last night.
607
00:29:16,345 --> 00:29:18,220
- Really?
- Yeah.
608
00:29:18,220 --> 00:29:20,095
Guy came out of nowhere,
shot her in cold blood.
609
00:29:20,095 --> 00:29:21,261
- Where?
- South Side.
610
00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:22,345
Oh.
She white?
611
00:29:22,345 --> 00:29:23,595
- Black.
- Young?
612
00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:24,845
- Old.
- Celebrity?
613
00:29:24,845 --> 00:29:26,845
- Grandma.
- You ready for me?
614
00:29:26,845 --> 00:29:28,178
- Yeah.
- Yeah, but she was shot!
615
00:29:28,178 --> 00:29:29,804
The streetlights were out
'cause the city didn't care.
616
00:29:29,804 --> 00:29:31,095
You could be the first
to report on it.
617
00:29:33,303 --> 00:29:35,428
I'm at Soldier Field,
where vegetarians
618
00:29:35,428 --> 00:29:37,303
from across the city
are cheering.
619
00:29:37,303 --> 00:29:39,845
Is it for Dickie Burke's
end zone dance?
620
00:29:39,845 --> 00:29:43,595
Nope, it's the Bears'
meatless burger.
621
00:29:43,595 --> 00:29:45,303
Meatless burger.
622
00:29:45,303 --> 00:29:46,303
That's right, you heard it.
623
00:29:46,303 --> 00:29:47,845
Everyone's excited about it.
624
00:29:47,845 --> 00:29:49,845
This is gonna be something
that people
625
00:29:49,845 --> 00:29:51,845
are gonna talk about
for a long time.
626
00:29:51,845 --> 00:29:54,512
The meatless burger
is in the stadium, folks.
627
00:29:54,512 --> 00:29:56,220
You gotta get down here
soon as you can...
628
00:29:56,220 --> 00:29:57,178
- Stop it.
629
00:29:57,178 --> 00:29:58,929
I'm serious.
630
00:29:58,929 --> 00:30:01,178
It was November before I knew
I was in the wrong class.
631
00:30:01,178 --> 00:30:02,804
How did that even happen?
632
00:30:02,804 --> 00:30:05,428
I was a dumb college freshman,
633
00:30:05,428 --> 00:30:06,804
thought I was taking
634
00:30:06,804 --> 00:30:08,428
Better Orgasms:
A Woman's Study.
635
00:30:08,428 --> 00:30:09,762
I'd signed up for
636
00:30:09,762 --> 00:30:11,679
Better Organisms:
A Whale's Study.
637
00:30:11,679 --> 00:30:13,929
Oh, my.
That is rich.
638
00:30:15,303 --> 00:30:17,845
What could that woman
possibly see in Frank?
639
00:30:17,845 --> 00:30:19,512
Maybe she's blind.
640
00:30:19,512 --> 00:30:21,178
And has no sense
of smell.
641
00:30:21,178 --> 00:30:22,970
Kev, I've been looking,
642
00:30:22,970 --> 00:30:25,929
and Billy was one
of our best customers.
643
00:30:25,929 --> 00:30:27,720
God rest his soul.
644
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:30,887
No, I mean he was, like,
28 percent of our business.
645
00:30:30,887 --> 00:30:32,845
Well, he used to always
buy everyone rounds.
646
00:30:32,845 --> 00:30:34,970
God rest his soul.
647
00:30:34,970 --> 00:30:36,637
We have a major
supply-and-demand problem
648
00:30:36,637 --> 00:30:38,136
on our hands.
649
00:30:38,136 --> 00:30:39,970
- Supply and demand?
- We have a lot of supply,
650
00:30:39,970 --> 00:30:41,595
and Billy was much
of our demand.
651
00:30:42,762 --> 00:30:44,470
We need more customers.
652
00:30:44,470 --> 00:30:45,470
Well, what's wrong with us?
653
00:30:45,470 --> 00:30:47,053
You drink like pussies.
654
00:30:47,053 --> 00:30:49,011
We need to find
hard-core boozers.
655
00:30:49,011 --> 00:30:50,595
Come on.
656
00:30:50,595 --> 00:30:52,136
What if we just turned
this place into a juice bar?
657
00:30:52,136 --> 00:30:54,011
- Kev!
- I'm coming.
658
00:30:55,887 --> 00:30:57,303
Tell me more about
Frank Gallagher,
659
00:30:57,303 --> 00:30:58,553
the early years.
660
00:30:58,553 --> 00:30:59,887
I've been doing
all the talking.
661
00:30:59,887 --> 00:31:01,387
I don't know anything
about you.
662
00:31:01,387 --> 00:31:02,553
Where are you from?
663
00:31:02,553 --> 00:31:05,470
How did you end up
in this neck of the woods?
664
00:31:05,470 --> 00:31:08,387
City put a boot on my car.
665
00:31:08,387 --> 00:31:11,261
Parking tickets.
Quite a few parking tickets.
666
00:31:13,887 --> 00:31:15,845
Why didn't you say something
before?
667
00:31:17,679 --> 00:31:20,387
I will have that off
668
00:31:20,387 --> 00:31:21,887
in no time.
669
00:31:22,970 --> 00:31:25,887
Do you have an in with
the transportation department?
670
00:31:25,887 --> 00:31:29,178
No, I have an in
671
00:31:29,178 --> 00:31:32,136
with an acetylene torch.
672
00:31:32,136 --> 00:31:33,428
Oh.
673
00:31:35,261 --> 00:31:38,261
Mm.
So what are we gonna do now?
674
00:31:38,261 --> 00:31:39,595
Have sex.
675
00:31:39,595 --> 00:31:41,595
No, I mean, yes, yes,
676
00:31:41,595 --> 00:31:44,595
but what are we gonna do
when we have to go poop again?
677
00:31:44,595 --> 00:31:46,136
Is this your idea of foreplay?
678
00:31:46,136 --> 00:31:47,970
I'm trying to think ahead.
679
00:31:47,970 --> 00:31:51,595
Uh, we can dump it out.
It's that simple.
680
00:31:51,595 --> 00:31:52,637
You wanna be on top,
or should I?
681
00:31:52,637 --> 00:31:54,261
- Uh, no, you can.
- Okay.
682
00:31:54,261 --> 00:31:57,512
So haul buckets of crap
to a porta-potty?
683
00:31:57,512 --> 00:31:58,804
Oh, yeah.
We use toilets in the house.
684
00:31:58,804 --> 00:31:59,929
- All right?
- Yeah.
685
00:31:59,929 --> 00:32:01,720
- Mm-hmm.
- But walk over there
686
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,595
in the middle of the night
in the winter?
687
00:32:03,595 --> 00:32:05,095
Hey, is there any chance
we can talk about this
688
00:32:05,095 --> 00:32:07,095
after the sex?
689
00:32:07,095 --> 00:32:08,804
- Yes.
- Yeah.
690
00:32:08,804 --> 00:32:09,929
- I'm sorry.
- Okay, that's okay.
691
00:32:09,929 --> 00:32:11,136
- Let's do this.
- Yep.
692
00:32:11,136 --> 00:32:12,762
Yeah.
693
00:32:12,762 --> 00:32:13,804
You have a condom, right?
694
00:32:13,804 --> 00:32:14,970
No.
695
00:32:14,970 --> 00:32:16,553
We need one.
696
00:32:16,553 --> 00:32:18,053
You just had a baby.
697
00:32:18,053 --> 00:32:19,887
Yeah, and I can have
another one.
698
00:32:19,887 --> 00:32:21,136
Not while you're breastfeeding.
699
00:32:21,136 --> 00:32:23,136
That's an old wives' tale.
700
00:32:23,136 --> 00:32:24,762
- Are you sure?
701
00:32:24,762 --> 00:32:27,970
I am the ripest
I've ever been right now.
702
00:32:27,970 --> 00:32:30,470
All right, well,
we can Google it,
703
00:32:30,470 --> 00:32:32,053
and then if I'm right,
704
00:32:32,053 --> 00:32:35,553
then, uh, I don't have
to go get a condom.
705
00:32:35,553 --> 00:32:38,136
- Go ahead.
- Right.
706
00:32:38,136 --> 00:32:41,053
Uh, can a woman get pregnant
while breastfeeding?
707
00:32:41,053 --> 00:32:42,637
A woman's chances
of getting pregnant
708
00:32:42,637 --> 00:32:43,679
when she's breastfeeding
709
00:32:43,679 --> 00:32:45,970
increase by 40 percent.
710
00:32:50,762 --> 00:32:52,136
About time, man.
711
00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:53,512
Your Panda Express
is getting cold.
712
00:32:53,512 --> 00:32:55,220
Hey, you wanna know
what I bought from Costco?
713
00:32:55,220 --> 00:32:56,595
I don't know.
Soap, hopefully.
714
00:32:56,595 --> 00:32:57,845
Nothing.
You know why?
715
00:32:57,845 --> 00:32:59,512
Why?
Eat your Szechuan beans.
716
00:32:59,512 --> 00:33:01,470
Paula took
my fucking paycheck.
717
00:33:01,470 --> 00:33:03,220
What?
718
00:33:03,220 --> 00:33:05,679
Something about me owing her
for kickbacks or some bullshit.
719
00:33:05,679 --> 00:33:07,595
That's what POs are like, man.
720
00:33:07,595 --> 00:33:08,762
Sooner you accept it,
721
00:33:08,762 --> 00:33:09,845
the sooner
shit won't bother you.
722
00:33:09,845 --> 00:33:11,303
Okay, okay.
Easy for you to say.
723
00:33:11,303 --> 00:33:12,720
You have do-gooder Larry.
724
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,136
Look, look,
Paula's whole job
725
00:33:14,136 --> 00:33:15,512
is to make your life
miserable.
726
00:33:15,512 --> 00:33:18,595
Your job is to not
let it bother you.
727
00:33:18,595 --> 00:33:20,178
Or I could kill her.
728
00:33:20,178 --> 00:33:21,887
Yeah, great plan.
End up back in the joint.
729
00:33:21,887 --> 00:33:23,011
No, I think
it might be worth it.
730
00:33:23,011 --> 00:33:24,011
I don't know if I can handle
two more years
731
00:33:24,011 --> 00:33:25,512
of this fucking bullshit.
732
00:33:25,512 --> 00:33:27,553
Chill your fucking tits
and eat your noodles, man.
733
00:33:27,553 --> 00:33:28,845
Let's talk
about something else.
734
00:33:30,637 --> 00:33:32,178
Fellas!
735
00:33:32,178 --> 00:33:34,136
Hey!
How's it going?
736
00:33:34,136 --> 00:33:35,595
Is that Sbarro?
737
00:33:35,595 --> 00:33:36,887
Love me some Sbarro.
738
00:33:36,887 --> 00:33:38,178
Mmm!
739
00:33:38,178 --> 00:33:39,929
What is this?
You stalking me now?
740
00:33:39,929 --> 00:33:42,095
No, not here for you.
Uh-uh.
741
00:33:42,095 --> 00:33:45,845
So that leaves just
one other person at this table.
742
00:33:45,845 --> 00:33:46,845
That's too fucking bad.
743
00:33:46,845 --> 00:33:48,303
You ain't my PO,
Lollipop Guild.
744
00:33:48,303 --> 00:33:49,261
Let's get out of here,
745
00:33:49,261 --> 00:33:51,512
get some Pinkberry.
746
00:33:51,512 --> 00:33:53,220
That's the rub.
747
00:33:53,220 --> 00:33:55,637
I made a little arrangement
with Larry, so sit.
748
00:33:55,637 --> 00:33:56,720
You're mine now.
749
00:33:58,595 --> 00:33:59,845
Wait, what?
750
00:34:02,053 --> 00:34:03,887
It's never good
in a relationship
751
00:34:03,887 --> 00:34:06,136
when one partner
has a soft PO.
752
00:34:06,136 --> 00:34:07,762
This took a lot of effort
on my part
753
00:34:07,762 --> 00:34:09,136
to make this happen.
754
00:34:09,136 --> 00:34:10,512
Had to have dinner
with Larry and his wife
755
00:34:10,512 --> 00:34:11,970
at the Olive Garden.
756
00:34:11,970 --> 00:34:13,553
Ugh, those kids.
757
00:34:13,553 --> 00:34:15,136
One of them's into magic.
758
00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:16,595
Kept making the breadsticks
disappear.
759
00:34:16,595 --> 00:34:18,095
I wanted to tell him,
"That's not a trick.
760
00:34:18,095 --> 00:34:19,804
You're just a fat fuck,"
but whatever.
761
00:34:19,804 --> 00:34:23,303
Anyway, Larry switched with me,
so...you're welcome.
762
00:34:23,303 --> 00:34:24,887
Why would you do that?
763
00:34:24,887 --> 00:34:26,929
I never had
a Milkovich before.
764
00:34:26,929 --> 00:34:28,470
Always wanted one.
765
00:34:28,470 --> 00:34:31,136
So I seized the opportunity.
766
00:34:31,136 --> 00:34:34,053
All right, I got
a two-person job for you guys,
767
00:34:34,053 --> 00:34:36,220
so let's finish up
with this lunch,
768
00:34:36,220 --> 00:34:39,095
and we're all gonna skedaddle
on out of here, okay?
769
00:34:39,095 --> 00:34:40,887
Grab one more
of those headsets too, okay?
770
00:34:40,887 --> 00:34:42,261
Come on, guys.
771
00:34:46,095 --> 00:34:48,762
Still think I should chill
my fucking tits?
772
00:34:49,387 --> 00:34:50,220
Fuck.
773
00:35:00,762 --> 00:35:02,553
So who are you guys again?
774
00:35:02,553 --> 00:35:04,261
Stella and Bella.
775
00:35:07,679 --> 00:35:09,970
So...you like to party?
776
00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:17,095
Family, this is
my new friend Faye.
777
00:35:17,095 --> 00:35:18,261
Hello.
778
00:35:19,303 --> 00:35:22,929
Franny, you know where Mommy
keeps her torch?
779
00:35:22,929 --> 00:35:25,136
That's not Franny.
She's Bella.
780
00:35:26,011 --> 00:35:27,512
Who the hell's Bella?
781
00:35:27,512 --> 00:35:28,970
I don't know.
782
00:35:28,970 --> 00:35:30,387
She know
where Debbie's torch is?
783
00:35:30,387 --> 00:35:32,261
It's in the kitchen,
next to the dryer.
784
00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:40,553
You know how to use that?
785
00:35:40,553 --> 00:35:42,512
Eh, you-you flip a switch.
786
00:35:42,512 --> 00:35:44,261
It's like a cigarette lighter.
787
00:35:44,261 --> 00:35:46,011
Okay.
788
00:35:48,053 --> 00:35:49,679
That girl Stella in there
is trying to hook up with me.
789
00:35:50,804 --> 00:35:53,470
Cool.
Lucky you.
790
00:35:53,470 --> 00:35:55,387
What do I do?
791
00:35:56,261 --> 00:35:58,011
Take her up to your room.
Dim the lights.
792
00:35:58,011 --> 00:35:59,887
Strike a manly pose.
793
00:35:59,887 --> 00:36:03,011
Put on some sexy music,
like Barry White.
794
00:36:06,011 --> 00:36:08,762
This is little Westin.
He's my eighth grandchild.
795
00:36:08,762 --> 00:36:10,637
Wow.
Eight of them.
796
00:36:10,637 --> 00:36:12,970
Uh, 13, actually.
I haven't showed you the rest.
797
00:36:12,970 --> 00:36:14,220
- Hmm.
- Henry here,
798
00:36:14,220 --> 00:36:15,845
he is my Charlotte's oldest.
799
00:36:15,845 --> 00:36:17,595
Now, you can tell
from his eyes
800
00:36:17,595 --> 00:36:19,637
he's a little special needs-y.
801
00:36:19,637 --> 00:36:21,929
Oh, my God,
these are so cute.
802
00:36:21,929 --> 00:36:22,887
He's ten.
803
00:36:22,887 --> 00:36:23,929
He's ambidextrous
804
00:36:23,929 --> 00:36:25,887
and is a whiz at video games.
805
00:36:25,887 --> 00:36:29,387
He still holds
the highest score in Pac-Man.
806
00:36:29,387 --> 00:36:30,887
Hey, kids.
807
00:36:30,887 --> 00:36:32,553
What do you say we, uh...
we take this party
808
00:36:32,553 --> 00:36:33,637
up to our rooms?
809
00:36:33,637 --> 00:36:34,720
Yes.
810
00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:36,679
Wow, that sounds like a...
811
00:36:36,679 --> 00:36:38,637
a wonderful idea.
812
00:36:38,637 --> 00:36:40,220
Debbie?
813
00:36:42,303 --> 00:36:43,679
Oh, you know
what we could do?
814
00:36:43,679 --> 00:36:45,387
We could get some
chocolate-covered strawberries
815
00:36:45,387 --> 00:36:47,887
and some champagne.
816
00:36:47,887 --> 00:36:49,220
They have, like, the best
chocolate-covered strawberries
817
00:36:49,220 --> 00:36:50,512
at this hotel.
818
00:36:50,512 --> 00:36:52,053
Hannah!
819
00:36:52,053 --> 00:36:54,178
Hannah, it's me,
Debbie Gallagher.
820
00:36:54,178 --> 00:36:55,845
Hey, uh, this is
my mom's best friend.
821
00:36:55,845 --> 00:36:57,011
I'm gonna say hi.
822
00:36:57,011 --> 00:36:59,095
I'll meet you guys up there.
Hey.
823
00:36:59,095 --> 00:37:00,428
Please save me
from this old guy
824
00:37:00,428 --> 00:37:01,720
and go with this.
825
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:02,887
Debbie?
826
00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:05,261
Oh, my goodness!
You look wonderful.
827
00:37:05,261 --> 00:37:07,178
Are you guys in a suite or...
828
00:37:11,178 --> 00:37:13,887
Okay, he's getting
in the elevator,
829
00:37:13,887 --> 00:37:15,553
and now he's gone.
830
00:37:15,553 --> 00:37:17,178
- Oh.
831
00:37:17,178 --> 00:37:18,845
Thank you.
832
00:37:18,845 --> 00:37:20,512
Uh, I'll leave you alone now.
833
00:37:20,512 --> 00:37:22,428
The least I could do
is buy you a drink
834
00:37:22,428 --> 00:37:24,595
and tell you my real name.
835
00:37:24,595 --> 00:37:26,720
Sure.
836
00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:30,512
Condoms, condoms,
where are...you?
837
00:37:30,512 --> 00:37:33,178
How the fuck are there
no condoms in here?
838
00:37:39,887 --> 00:37:41,095
Liam?
839
00:37:41,095 --> 00:37:42,762
Hey, I'm giving you
full warning.
840
00:37:42,762 --> 00:37:44,804
I'm coming in there,
all right?
841
00:37:44,804 --> 00:37:46,595
Ah, fucking...
All right, look,
842
00:37:46,595 --> 00:37:48,387
I-I don't want to be seeing
what you're doing,
843
00:37:48,387 --> 00:37:50,762
but I also don't want you to be
doing what you're doing, so...
844
00:37:50,762 --> 00:37:51,887
We're not doing anything.
845
00:37:51,887 --> 00:37:54,512
You can open your eyes.
846
00:37:54,512 --> 00:37:55,720
Thank God.
All right.
847
00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:57,970
Whoa, hey, whoa,
what's-what's going on here?
848
00:37:57,970 --> 00:37:59,970
Think she's stealing
my stuff.
849
00:37:59,970 --> 00:38:02,053
Just borrowing.
850
00:38:02,053 --> 00:38:04,679
Hey, w-have you seen, uh,
any condoms anywhere?
851
00:38:04,679 --> 00:38:05,679
No.
852
00:38:05,679 --> 00:38:07,136
Wait.
853
00:38:08,303 --> 00:38:09,303
Here, they have
a whole bowl of them
854
00:38:09,303 --> 00:38:10,929
at the group home.
855
00:38:14,136 --> 00:38:15,512
Thank you.
856
00:38:17,178 --> 00:38:19,679
Here.
Right here, right here!
857
00:38:19,679 --> 00:38:20,929
Hey!
858
00:38:23,136 --> 00:38:25,470
Hey.
859
00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:27,178
When'd you get back?
860
00:38:27,178 --> 00:38:30,220
Few days ago.
Gotta get back next week.
861
00:38:30,220 --> 00:38:32,011
What are you doing here?
862
00:38:32,011 --> 00:38:33,720
I wanna get
some streetlights fixed.
863
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:34,679
Need your help.
864
00:38:34,679 --> 00:38:36,512
Aren't we mad
at each other?
865
00:38:36,512 --> 00:38:38,220
Are we?
866
00:38:38,220 --> 00:38:40,637
Well, we're weird
with each other.
867
00:38:40,637 --> 00:38:43,553
Can we not be weird
so we can save some lives?
868
00:38:43,553 --> 00:38:45,345
Why don't you ask your
Mexican friend Anne for help?
869
00:38:45,345 --> 00:38:46,887
She moved.
870
00:38:46,887 --> 00:38:48,345
Oh.
871
00:38:48,345 --> 00:38:50,512
Plus, this is more your thing.
872
00:38:50,512 --> 00:38:51,845
I don't know.
873
00:38:51,845 --> 00:38:52,929
Oh, come on,
you cheated on me
874
00:38:52,929 --> 00:38:54,178
and almost gave me the syph.
875
00:38:56,762 --> 00:38:58,428
Said we could save lives?
876
00:38:58,428 --> 00:39:00,553
Yeah, but we're gonna need
another person.
877
00:39:00,553 --> 00:39:02,887
Who's one of the richest
bitches you play with?
878
00:39:02,887 --> 00:39:04,512
Uh...
879
00:39:09,887 --> 00:39:12,303
Yep.
880
00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:16,970
And as many of you know,
881
00:39:16,970 --> 00:39:19,929
I was scared to go
to my family reunion
882
00:39:19,929 --> 00:39:23,845
'cause of all the alcohol
that was gonna be there,
883
00:39:23,845 --> 00:39:26,637
but then I realized
I didn't have to go.
884
00:39:28,178 --> 00:39:31,512
And that was
the best decision I made, so...
885
00:39:31,512 --> 00:39:32,762
thank you.
886
00:39:36,345 --> 00:39:38,720
Thank you, Kendall.
887
00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:41,053
Who would like to share next?
888
00:39:41,053 --> 00:39:42,303
I'll go.
889
00:39:45,595 --> 00:39:46,929
Hi.
890
00:39:46,929 --> 00:39:50,345
I'm, uh...
Teronica.
891
00:39:50,345 --> 00:39:53,553
- Hi, Teronica.
- And I'm an alcoholic...
892
00:39:55,178 --> 00:39:58,387
...which really
isn't a bad thing
893
00:39:58,387 --> 00:40:00,178
in the whole scheme
of life, right?
894
00:40:04,553 --> 00:40:07,887
Anyway, I used to go
to this bar,
895
00:40:07,887 --> 00:40:10,553
The, uh, Alibi.
896
00:40:10,553 --> 00:40:15,095
The most delicious drinks.
897
00:40:15,095 --> 00:40:17,970
A sea breeze--
that was my jam.
898
00:40:17,970 --> 00:40:20,470
Oh, I loved the sound
899
00:40:20,470 --> 00:40:23,387
of the ice
dropping into the tumbler,
900
00:40:23,387 --> 00:40:25,929
then hearing
that ice crack
901
00:40:25,929 --> 00:40:28,929
as the vodka poured over it.
902
00:40:28,929 --> 00:40:31,720
And the juice!
Oh, so fresh.
903
00:40:33,637 --> 00:40:36,637
Oh, boy, do I miss The Alibi,
904
00:40:36,637 --> 00:40:38,220
over on Ogden Street,
905
00:40:38,220 --> 00:40:40,637
open from 10 a.m.
to 2 a.m.
906
00:40:42,762 --> 00:40:46,303
Anyway...that's all.
907
00:40:46,303 --> 00:40:47,970
Thank you.
908
00:40:51,887 --> 00:40:54,428
That place sounds amazing.
909
00:40:54,428 --> 00:40:55,887
Would you like
to go next?
910
00:40:58,970 --> 00:41:02,136
Yeah, sure.
Uh, hello.
911
00:41:02,136 --> 00:41:05,095
My name's...Tevin.
912
00:41:05,095 --> 00:41:06,762
Hi, Tevin.
913
00:41:08,804 --> 00:41:11,637
All right,
Sparky Junior,
914
00:41:11,637 --> 00:41:12,512
put your headset on.
915
00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:13,679
You're going in,
916
00:41:13,679 --> 00:41:15,178
right there.
917
00:41:15,178 --> 00:41:17,595
That looks like
a fucking crack den.
918
00:41:17,595 --> 00:41:20,595
Which is why I don't want
to go in there myself.
919
00:41:20,595 --> 00:41:22,053
Need you to apprehend
a parolee
920
00:41:22,053 --> 00:41:24,303
who's gone off the grid.
921
00:41:24,303 --> 00:41:25,679
Great.
922
00:41:29,345 --> 00:41:31,053
Keep the motor running.
923
00:41:31,053 --> 00:41:32,512
Come on.
924
00:41:42,136 --> 00:41:43,428
This'll work?
925
00:41:43,428 --> 00:41:45,053
Oh, yeah, yeah.
926
00:41:45,053 --> 00:41:46,220
You just wait till after dark,
927
00:41:46,220 --> 00:41:48,804
and you dump the tank
in the sewer.
928
00:41:48,804 --> 00:41:50,011
All right.
929
00:41:50,011 --> 00:41:50,929
Thanks, Pops.
930
00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:56,595
What are you doing, Tami?
931
00:41:56,595 --> 00:41:57,595
Meaning?
932
00:41:57,595 --> 00:42:00,053
Living in an RV
933
00:42:00,053 --> 00:42:01,553
with this guy?
934
00:42:01,553 --> 00:42:03,428
Well, his name's Lip.
935
00:42:03,428 --> 00:42:05,011
Look, it's just not
what I imagined
936
00:42:05,011 --> 00:42:06,679
for your life, kiddo.
937
00:42:06,679 --> 00:42:09,428
Then good thing
you don't have to live it.
938
00:42:09,428 --> 00:42:11,136
There's plenty of room
at the house.
939
00:42:11,136 --> 00:42:12,512
Move back in.
940
00:42:15,804 --> 00:42:17,637
Don't hold back.
941
00:42:17,637 --> 00:42:19,553
Why don't you tell me
what you really think?
942
00:42:21,220 --> 00:42:22,887
Hey!
943
00:42:22,887 --> 00:42:24,053
Hey, what's going on,
Mr. Tamietti?
944
00:42:24,053 --> 00:42:25,553
How's it going?
945
00:42:25,553 --> 00:42:26,595
Uh, I called my dad to see
if he could help us
946
00:42:26,595 --> 00:42:27,887
hook up to the sewer system.
947
00:42:27,887 --> 00:42:29,095
Yeah, you just lift up
948
00:42:29,095 --> 00:42:30,303
the manhole when the, uh,
949
00:42:30,303 --> 00:42:31,303
septic tank gets full,
950
00:42:31,303 --> 00:42:33,553
and, uh, run the PVC.
951
00:42:34,679 --> 00:42:36,929
Great, good.
Thanks, yeah.
952
00:42:39,845 --> 00:42:41,095
Nice RV.
953
00:42:41,095 --> 00:42:43,095
Yeah, yeah, it's good.
954
00:42:43,095 --> 00:42:44,929
Uh, it needs some work,
but, you know...
955
00:42:46,095 --> 00:42:47,428
...it's good.
956
00:42:51,345 --> 00:42:53,804
So does this mean I can flush
Fred's wipies now?
957
00:42:53,804 --> 00:42:55,887
- Right?
- No, no.
958
00:42:55,887 --> 00:42:56,929
No.
959
00:43:01,553 --> 00:43:03,553
All right, I'm outside
apartment 407.
960
00:43:03,553 --> 00:43:05,011
Okay.
Go get him, tiger.
961
00:43:05,011 --> 00:43:06,136
His name's Caleefa.
962
00:43:06,136 --> 00:43:07,345
Get him how?
963
00:43:07,345 --> 00:43:08,887
And don't call me tiger.
964
00:43:08,887 --> 00:43:10,095
Uh, you'll think
of something.
965
00:43:10,095 --> 00:43:11,345
Great.
966
00:43:11,345 --> 00:43:12,970
He's gonna get shot
up there.
967
00:43:14,553 --> 00:43:16,178
Stay positive, soldier.
968
00:43:24,303 --> 00:43:26,970
- Yeah!
- Hey, it's your neighbor.
969
00:43:26,970 --> 00:43:29,553
I got some, uh,
T-Mobile phones.
970
00:43:29,553 --> 00:43:32,136
Fell off the back of a truck.
You want in?
971
00:43:32,136 --> 00:43:33,053
What?
972
00:43:33,053 --> 00:43:35,178
T-Mobile phones.
973
00:43:35,178 --> 00:43:37,261
- Mm, how much?
- Twenty bucks each.
974
00:43:37,261 --> 00:43:38,720
Uh, let me see 'em.
975
00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:39,970
Down in the truck.
976
00:43:39,970 --> 00:43:42,178
You better not be fucking
with me.
977
00:43:42,178 --> 00:43:43,887
Babe, I'll be right back.
978
00:43:45,553 --> 00:43:47,970
Did you get him?
You got Caleefa?
979
00:43:47,970 --> 00:43:50,136
- Is that Paula?
- Fuck's sake.
980
00:43:50,136 --> 00:43:51,303
Oh, you fucking rat!
981
00:43:51,303 --> 00:43:52,261
I'm sorry!
I had no choice!
982
00:43:52,261 --> 00:43:53,637
I'm not going back to her!
983
00:43:53,637 --> 00:43:54,720
Says you.
984
00:43:58,387 --> 00:44:00,136
Shit, fuck.
985
00:44:05,053 --> 00:44:06,387
I got him.
986
00:44:06,387 --> 00:44:08,136
Let me go, douchebag.
Come on!
987
00:44:08,136 --> 00:44:09,679
Okay, drop him
out the window.
988
00:44:09,679 --> 00:44:11,345
I'm on, like, the third floor.
989
00:44:11,345 --> 00:44:12,637
Good.
Let's see if he bounces.
990
00:44:12,637 --> 00:44:14,220
Come on, go Milkovich
on him.
991
00:44:14,220 --> 00:44:15,512
What's she saying?
992
00:44:15,512 --> 00:44:16,553
You don't wanna know.
993
00:44:16,553 --> 00:44:18,136
Don't make him do that.
994
00:44:18,136 --> 00:44:19,428
Why don't you just
come on up here
995
00:44:19,428 --> 00:44:20,428
and cuff him?
996
00:44:20,428 --> 00:44:21,679
Mm, no can do.
997
00:44:21,679 --> 00:44:23,553
I see an open window
right there.
998
00:44:23,553 --> 00:44:25,178
Get ready to do
some of your ambulance shit,
999
00:44:25,178 --> 00:44:26,261
'cause we're gonna have
a real live emergency
1000
00:44:26,261 --> 00:44:28,053
here in a second.
1001
00:44:28,053 --> 00:44:29,887
Mickey, listen, you
don't have to do that, okay?
1002
00:44:29,887 --> 00:44:31,512
- Five, four, three...
- She's bluffing.
1003
00:44:31,512 --> 00:44:33,136
...two, one.
1004
00:44:34,762 --> 00:44:36,136
- Oh.
1005
00:44:39,303 --> 00:44:40,762
Get your kit.
1006
00:44:40,762 --> 00:44:44,887
Mm.
1007
00:44:44,887 --> 00:44:47,595
Do you think that your friend
is pregnant by now?
1008
00:44:47,595 --> 00:44:50,470
It's been, like, an hour.
She must be, right?
1009
00:44:51,845 --> 00:44:53,720
You didn't want
to get knocked up too?
1010
00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:56,679
Mm, hell no.
1011
00:44:56,679 --> 00:44:57,637
She was trying to get me
to take a test
1012
00:44:57,637 --> 00:44:59,428
to see if I was ovulating
1013
00:44:59,428 --> 00:45:01,428
so we could have babies
at the same time.
1014
00:45:01,428 --> 00:45:03,095
Oh, that is
some mastermind trickery
1015
00:45:03,095 --> 00:45:04,762
going on there.
1016
00:45:04,762 --> 00:45:06,762
Felt kind of bad.
She was trying to trap them.
1017
00:45:06,762 --> 00:45:09,136
Oh, don't. They know
what they're here for.
1018
00:45:10,095 --> 00:45:11,887
What are you here for?
1019
00:45:11,887 --> 00:45:14,720
Oh, I was hoping to have a...
1020
00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:17,136
good conversation
with a nice woman.
1021
00:45:17,136 --> 00:45:19,011
Looks like I hit the jackpot.
1022
00:45:21,512 --> 00:45:23,053
Do you wanna go upstairs?
1023
00:45:23,053 --> 00:45:24,762
We could kick off these heels,
1024
00:45:24,762 --> 00:45:26,845
raid the minibar,
and check out the view.
1025
00:45:26,845 --> 00:45:29,512
Yes, I do.
1026
00:45:32,553 --> 00:45:34,679
Okay, so yeah,
we'll just wait here,
1027
00:45:34,679 --> 00:45:37,136
and the shuttle van
will pick us up.
1028
00:45:37,136 --> 00:45:39,845
Can't believe we're going
to a secret Lizzo concert.
1029
00:45:44,595 --> 00:45:47,512
It's so dark.
I'm a little sketched out.
1030
00:45:47,512 --> 00:45:49,929
I like it.
It's urban.
1031
00:45:56,387 --> 00:45:58,095
Let's post an Insta Story.
1032
00:45:58,095 --> 00:45:59,887
- Yeah?
- Okay.
1033
00:46:14,637 --> 00:46:16,303
Yo, bitches,
give me your purses!
1034
00:46:16,303 --> 00:46:17,595
- What the fuck?
- Oh, shit.
1035
00:46:17,595 --> 00:46:18,887
I told you
this place was sketchy.
1036
00:46:18,887 --> 00:46:19,887
- We're gonna die!
- I don't wanna die!
1037
00:46:21,178 --> 00:46:22,762
Shut the fuck up!
1038
00:46:22,762 --> 00:46:24,053
Is that a real gun?
1039
00:46:24,053 --> 00:46:25,428
Did I just get shot?
1040
00:46:25,428 --> 00:46:27,387
Give me your purses,
you little rich bitches!
1041
00:46:27,387 --> 00:46:28,970
Take it!
1042
00:46:28,970 --> 00:46:30,762
Take my watch too.
1043
00:46:30,762 --> 00:46:31,887
It's a Rolex.
1044
00:46:36,261 --> 00:46:37,970
Thank God I'm alive.
1045
00:46:40,345 --> 00:46:43,011
I mean we're alive.
1046
00:46:50,470 --> 00:46:51,553
There's nothing sexier
1047
00:46:51,553 --> 00:46:53,595
than watching a man
use a torch.
1048
00:46:53,595 --> 00:46:55,679
Then for you, Faye,
1049
00:46:55,679 --> 00:46:57,595
I shall never cease.
1050
00:46:57,595 --> 00:46:59,512
You order from the Greek Hut?
1051
00:46:59,512 --> 00:47:01,887
Indeed we did.
1052
00:47:01,887 --> 00:47:03,845
Think I almost got it.
1053
00:47:10,053 --> 00:47:11,887
Well...
1054
00:47:11,887 --> 00:47:14,512
that's one way
to get the boot off.
1055
00:47:14,512 --> 00:47:16,720
You are a breath
of fresh air.
1056
00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:18,637
Forget the tire.
1057
00:47:18,637 --> 00:47:21,178
Let's go to my place
and eat this Greek food.
1058
00:47:21,178 --> 00:47:22,679
Sounds good to me.
1059
00:47:28,929 --> 00:47:30,762
After you.
1060
00:47:30,762 --> 00:47:32,929
Oh, I don't think
you're gonna drive anywhere
1061
00:47:32,929 --> 00:47:34,303
on that tire.
1062
00:47:34,303 --> 00:47:35,887
Don't need to drive.
1063
00:47:37,053 --> 00:47:39,178
This is my place.
1064
00:47:39,929 --> 00:47:42,261
The Rolls-Royce?
You live in your car?
1065
00:47:42,261 --> 00:47:43,387
Indeed I do.
1066
00:47:50,261 --> 00:47:52,095
You coming?
1067
00:47:54,553 --> 00:47:58,053
I am stunningly confused
right now...
1068
00:47:58,053 --> 00:48:00,136
but utterly intrigued.
1069
00:48:03,136 --> 00:48:05,637
I'll take
another gin and tonic.
1070
00:48:05,637 --> 00:48:07,720
How about a double?
1071
00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:09,887
Stop trying to upsell me, V.
1072
00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:13,220
You guys need to make up
for Billy being dead.
1073
00:48:13,220 --> 00:48:16,095
I spend my entire paycheck
here every week as it is.
1074
00:48:16,095 --> 00:48:17,804
Guys, let's try my new
1075
00:48:17,804 --> 00:48:20,887
strawberry banana smoothie,
right?
1076
00:48:20,887 --> 00:48:23,428
Kev, stop.
This is a bar.
1077
00:48:23,428 --> 00:48:24,929
What is a bar
without alcohol?
1078
00:48:26,679 --> 00:48:29,136
- Farm?
- Exactly.
1079
00:48:29,136 --> 00:48:30,762
We're bartenders.
It's what we know.
1080
00:48:30,762 --> 00:48:32,887
We serve drinks.
That's what we do.
1081
00:48:38,261 --> 00:48:39,887
Kev, look who it is.
1082
00:48:39,887 --> 00:48:41,887
It's that chick
from AA.
1083
00:48:44,220 --> 00:48:46,637
Oh, shit.
1084
00:48:46,637 --> 00:48:48,762
I feel bad now that she's
actually here.
1085
00:48:50,220 --> 00:48:53,261
Can I get a sea breeze,
please?
1086
00:48:53,261 --> 00:48:54,679
No, sorry,
we're actually out of--
1087
00:48:54,679 --> 00:48:56,345
One sea breeze
coming right up.
1088
00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:19,929
What have we done, Kev?
1089
00:49:19,929 --> 00:49:22,136
We have increased
our demand...
1090
00:49:22,136 --> 00:49:23,553
or our supply.
1091
00:49:23,553 --> 00:49:25,679
One of those two things
we've increased...
1092
00:49:25,679 --> 00:49:27,053
or decreased.
1093
00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:32,595
Hey, I've gotta get going!
1094
00:49:32,595 --> 00:49:33,762
I left you
a little something
1095
00:49:33,762 --> 00:49:35,178
on the nightstand.
1096
00:49:36,845 --> 00:49:38,303
Okay.
1097
00:49:44,637 --> 00:49:46,387
Holy shit.
1098
00:49:46,387 --> 00:49:48,345
Did you find it?
1099
00:49:48,345 --> 00:49:50,095
Uh, yeah.
1100
00:49:55,220 --> 00:49:56,178
Bye!
1101
00:50:14,470 --> 00:50:16,387
So you wanna have sex now?
1102
00:50:16,387 --> 00:50:19,053
Absolutely.
1103
00:50:19,053 --> 00:50:22,053
Yeah, you sure you don't want
to talk about sewage or...
1104
00:50:22,053 --> 00:50:23,845
anything like that?
1105
00:50:23,845 --> 00:50:26,220
No, I think I'm good.
1106
00:50:26,220 --> 00:50:28,261
You?
1107
00:50:28,261 --> 00:50:30,387
Yeah, me too.
1108
00:50:30,387 --> 00:50:31,762
I'm good.
1109
00:50:31,762 --> 00:50:33,470
Good.
1110
00:50:34,679 --> 00:50:36,720
Good.
1111
00:50:44,053 --> 00:50:45,845
Yo, give me your purses!
1112
00:50:45,845 --> 00:50:48,011
I told you
this place was sketchy!
1113
00:50:48,011 --> 00:50:49,637
- We're gonna die!
- I don't wanna die!
1114
00:50:49,637 --> 00:50:50,970
- That was an excerpt
1115
00:50:50,970 --> 00:50:53,679
from an exclusive video
I was given tonight.
1116
00:50:53,679 --> 00:50:56,428
While two teenage girls
waited at a bus stop,
1117
00:50:56,428 --> 00:50:59,970
they were accosted
by an unknown masked assailant.
1118
00:50:59,970 --> 00:51:02,387
The reason
for this violent assault?
1119
00:51:02,387 --> 00:51:03,845
Broken streetlights.
1120
00:51:03,845 --> 00:51:05,553
As you can see behind me,
1121
00:51:05,553 --> 00:51:07,887
the city has now rushed
to repair the lights:
1122
00:51:07,887 --> 00:51:10,553
a little too little, too late.
1123
00:51:10,553 --> 00:51:13,470
Two brave girls
lucky to be alive.
1124
00:51:13,470 --> 00:51:15,178
I'm Gloria Johnson reporting...
1125
00:51:15,178 --> 00:51:18,303
You did a good thing,
Citizen Carl.
1126
00:51:18,303 --> 00:51:19,929
Got involved,
1127
00:51:19,929 --> 00:51:21,929
challenged the system,
1128
00:51:21,929 --> 00:51:23,261
made a change.
1129
00:51:48,804 --> 00:51:50,220
Guess who's coming with you.
1130
00:51:59,011 --> 00:52:00,970
You were right.
70213
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