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[indie music playing]
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Hey, uh, Mr. Tally,
we need to talk, man.
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What are you doing here?
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Why aren't you out there
in the Doc Tally costume?
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What am I even paying you for?
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For my acting.
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Which... [sighs]
brings me to the script.
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[imitating a hippy]
"Dig this, you crazy chicks
and ding-dong daddies."
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[in normal voice]
Who wrote this?
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My father, Doc Tally.
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Oh, sorry. I mean...
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[stammers] How about I do
a tiny rewrite?
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I happen to be a writer, too.
And a director.
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Kind of a triple threat.
[laughs smugly]
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The only threat I can see
is you're about to get fired.
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Learn your lines
and get out there!
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[scoffs] Actors.
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[low growling]
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Um, Tally? Rick, is that you?
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What? [yelling]
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-[laughs maniacally]
-[yelling]
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[screaming]
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[bats screeching]
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♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo
and Guess Who? ♪
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♪ We know you're
one in a million ♪
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♪ Scooby-Doo ♪
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♪ We can count on you,
Scooby-Doo ♪
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♪ To catch and unmask
that villain ♪
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[Shaggy]
Zoinks! It's Jim Gaffigan!
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Attention, racers,
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I'm Rick Tally
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and this is my brother, Bill.
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We'd like to welcome you all
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to Doc Tally's
fast food relay race.
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It's because of fans like you
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that Doc Tally has been able
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to bring you
the fastest fast food
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for 70 years.
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Now, how about 70 more?
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[all cheering]
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[both exclaiming]
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It's him.
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[slurping]
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-It's him.
-[both gasp]
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[both chanting]
Burgers, fries. Burgers, fries.
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Scoob, with our appetites
we got this one in the bag.
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Shaggy, look.
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Not him!
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[slurping]
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[sighs in relief]
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Yes, dude, it's me,
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in all my paleness.
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Wow! It's...
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[Fred, Daphne, Velma]
Actor, writer, producer
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and stand-up comedian,
Jim Gaffigan!
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Like, he's a total
fast food aficionado.
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[gulps]
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I prefer "glutton"
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or "male model."
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Now, if you don't mind,
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I'd like to listen to Rick
start his competition
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that I'm about to win.
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The rules for the race
are simple.
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Drive the circuit
of Doc Tally restaurants,
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eat the required burgers,
fries and shakes,
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and then return here
for the finale.
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And the winner gets...
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the first ever, off the grill,
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Doc Tally supreme with cheese!
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[crowd gasping]
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Still in its original wrapper.
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-Oh, that sounds good.
-[chuckles]
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-[electricity crackling]
-Huh?
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[chuckles] Hang on, folks.
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Let me find out what's going on
with the lights.
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Like, Scoob,
my mouth is watering
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just thinking about
that 70-year-old burger.
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Yeah, me too.
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Well, don't let your mouths
get too watery
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'cause I'm gonna be the one
eating that 70-year-old burger.
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And I'm gonna eat it
right in front of you
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and those meddling kids.
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[horn honking]
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[honking rapidly]
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[laughing maniacally]
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[barking]
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[people screaming]
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[exclaims]
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[all exclaiming]
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[tires screech]
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[laughing maniacally]
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[people screaming]
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[screams]
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[tires screeching]
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[people screaming]
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[electricity crackles]
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I'm out of here!
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What the heck was that?
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[tires screeching, car honks]
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[both yelling]
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It was the Spectral Speedster.
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[both] The Spectral Speedster?
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The Spectral Speedster
was a hot rod racer
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that ruled these roads
more than 60 years ago.
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One night he was racing
for a Doc Tally triple decker
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and crashed.
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His body was never found.
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It's rumored,
his horrible ghost cursed
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all the Doc Tally restaurants
forever and ever!
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[thunderclap]
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I think that old lady had
one too many Tally milkshakes,
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you know what I mean?
[laughing]
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Rick, call this thing off.
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Somebody's going to get hurt.
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Bill, I can't.
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We need this race.
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It's gonna put Doc Tally's
back on the map.
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You know the business needs
this boost.
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Just like Dad,
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burgers in the blood.
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Now, listen up!
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I know you're scared.
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-[Scooby whimpering]
-But to sweeten the deal,
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I'll personally throw in a pack
of the 50-year-old ketchup.
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[crowd gasping]
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A real Doc Tally collectible
as part of the prize!
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[both exclaiming]
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Awesome.
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Fifty-year-old ketchup packet?
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You know how many years
that is? That's like...
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a lot of years.
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Of course, I'm doing it.
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Race!
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Race! Race!
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[all chanting]
Race! Race! Race!
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[engine revving]
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[car honks]
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[engine revving]
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Hey, Mystery Gang,
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love your ancient van.
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Are you gonna drop that off
at the history museum?
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[laughs]
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Wow. Like, dude,
that's the Calzonemobile.
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Mr. Gaffigan totally won
that calzone
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in an eating contest.
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That doesn't look like
any calzone I've ever eaten.
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That's because it's a car.
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Well, not just any car,
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it runs on natural gas
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and a lot of calzones.
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And it is ready to crush
this Doc Tally contest.
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And of course, crush you guys.
[chuckles]
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Like, that's too bad
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'cause Scoob and I
are ready to crush it, too.
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Yeah, crush it.
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Hey, I've always been curious,
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why are you guys
more freaked out
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by pretend ghosts
than a talking dog?
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[Rick] All right!
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On your mark!
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[engine revving]
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Get set!
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[engine revving]
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Go!
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[tires screeching]
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[engine accelerating]
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-[Fred] Hmm.
-Huh?
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[grunting]
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Yeah!
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[tires screeching]
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[engine accelerating]
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[crowd cheering]
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[tires screech]
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[grunts]
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[all grunting]
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Excuse me, young men.
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After you, ma'am.
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Losers!
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[cackles]
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[all straining]
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[Jim] You go first.
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[laughing]
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[engine revs]
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[slurping]
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[Jim, in deep voice] Scooby.
Scooby-doo.
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What you doing, buddy?
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[high-pitched] He's trying
to beat Jim Gaffigan
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in a food eating contest.
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[in deep voice] That's crazy.
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He doesn't stand a chance.
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Poor, simple dog.
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[high-pitched]
I know what he's thinking.
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That is just silly.
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[whimpering]
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Don't listen to those
mean hamburgers, Scooby.
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You can do it.
Keep eating, bud.
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[in normal voice] Listen to
the dancing fries, Scooby.
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They want to tell you
to give up.
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[high-pitched]
You should give up.
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Jim Gaffigan can't beat...
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[normal voice] Can't beat...
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[high-pitched] You can't
beat Jim Gaffigan.
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[whimpering]
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[gulps]
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-[thumping]
-[slurping]
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-Do you hear that?
-[thumping]
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Ugh, what is that awful smell?
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[Fred] It's coming from there.
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[muffled speaking, thumping]
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[straining]
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[exclaims]
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[roaring]
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[all exclaiming]
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Hey, wait a sec.
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[muffled speaking]
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[groaning]
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It was that horrible
bug-eyed monster.
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He attacked me
and I woke up here.
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Oh, why would he do that
to an actor, writer, director?
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Hmm, yes, very good question.
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Look, someone has deliberately
sabotaged this freezer.
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This has been cut.
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Guys, looks like we have
a real mystery on our hands.
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[slurping]
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See you boys
at the finish line. [chuckles]
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I'll be the good-looking guy
eating the 70-year-old burger.
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[laughing]
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[both gasp]
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-[Jim, high-pitched]
And Gaffigan wins it again!
-[tires screech]
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The crowd is going crazy.
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[mimicking crowd] Ah!
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[deep voice] And what
does he win, Pat?
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A super-sized bag
of French fries.
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-[gulping]
-[horn honking]
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[laughing maniacally]
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I warned you.
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[groans]
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You owe me fries, Spectral!
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[tires screech]
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[gasping]
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[crashes]
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[brakes screech]
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[Spectral laughing]
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[grunts]
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[gasps]
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[laughing maniacally]
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-[car honking]
-[snarls]
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[brakes squeak]
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Hey, Mr. Gaffigan,
are you okay?
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Get in. We'll give you a lift.
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Like, you guys,
you don't understand,
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Mr. Gaffigan
is the competion.
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He made hamburgers say
mean things to Scooby-Doo.
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And dancing French fries.
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Uh, you know, I thought
they were good dancers
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but I thought
the fries were rude, too.
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Sorry to interrupt,
but listen to what I found out.
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"The Doc Tally fast food chain
has been on the verge
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of bankruptcy five times."
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-What? No way!
-But the food's so great.
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Yeah.
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There's an insurance policy
for millions of dollars.
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So, maybe Rick Tally
has been repeatedly trying
264
00:11:58,652 --> 00:12:00,287
to bankrupt his own food chain,
265
00:12:00,354 --> 00:12:02,456
so he can cash in
on the insurance policy.
266
00:12:02,523 --> 00:12:05,259
Gang, I think we have
our first suspect.
267
00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:06,594
-[grunting]
-Hey, hey, hey.
268
00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:08,529
What's going on back there?
269
00:12:08,596 --> 00:12:11,398
Like, dude,
arms off my armrest!
270
00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:12,499
What are you talking about?
271
00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:14,968
These armrests clearly belong
272
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,203
to the person in the middle,
273
00:12:16,270 --> 00:12:17,404
which is me. [grunts]
274
00:12:17,471 --> 00:12:20,340
These are dog armrests.
275
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,610
[chuckling]
They are not. Sorry.
276
00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:24,144
-Are, too.
-Are not.
277
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:25,212
-Are, too.
-Are not.
278
00:12:25,279 --> 00:12:27,314
[barking repeatedly]
279
00:12:27,381 --> 00:12:28,682
That's infinity.
280
00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:30,284
Say "Are, too"
if Jim Gaffigan is great.
281
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:34,555
Okay, that's it.
I'm pulling over.
282
00:12:34,622 --> 00:12:37,224
Wait, Freddie,
everyone is passing us.
283
00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:39,226
We have to get back
in the race.
284
00:12:39,293 --> 00:12:40,961
We'll be good. We promise.
285
00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:43,997
We promise like angels.
286
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:47,664
Yeah, angels. [whimpers]
287
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,519
[tires screech]
288
00:12:54,442 --> 00:12:59,442
-[brakes screech]
-Zoinks! We're totally
in last place now.
289
00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:05,852
[gasps]
290
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:06,921
[all whimper]
291
00:13:06,988 --> 00:13:09,122
Sports drink?
Gotta stay hydrated.
292
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,557
I hope you like lemon-lime.
293
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:13,828
I drank all the cherry.
It's my favorite.
294
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,395
You and Daphne
check the kitchen
295
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,730
and I'll head around back.
296
00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,298
As soon as we're
done collecting clues
297
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,367
we'll meet out front.
298
00:13:20,434 --> 00:13:25,172
[all grunting]
299
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:26,607
Gutsy move.
300
00:13:26,674 --> 00:13:29,943
I see someone follows
my eating techniques.
301
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,345
[chuckles]
302
00:13:31,412 --> 00:13:34,262
[laughing wickedly]
303
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:40,487
[munching] Hmm?
304
00:13:40,554 --> 00:13:42,222
[rattling]
305
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,791
Wait, did you hear that?
306
00:13:43,858 --> 00:13:47,027
Like, that doesn't sound good.
307
00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:48,594
[rattling]
308
00:13:54,602 --> 00:13:56,136
[both whimper]
309
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:57,404
Oh, crud.
310
00:13:57,471 --> 00:13:58,639
[yells]
311
00:13:58,706 --> 00:14:00,975
[effort grunts]
312
00:14:01,042 --> 00:14:03,477
-[Scooby] Huh?
-[Jim] Help! Shaggy!
313
00:14:03,544 --> 00:14:05,446
Scooby! Help!
314
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,447
Okay, hang on.
315
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,115
Grab Scooby's tail.
316
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,416
[Jim] Oh, no.
317
00:14:09,483 --> 00:14:12,019
It's delicious.
I mean, it's non-dairy--
318
00:14:12,086 --> 00:14:16,523
-[Scooby gulps]
-...but it's delicious.
319
00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:20,594
I wanna thank you two.
You... You saved my life.
320
00:14:20,661 --> 00:14:22,763
You know, I guess,
if you have to go,
321
00:14:22,830 --> 00:14:25,299
drowning in ice cream
wouldn't be so bad.
322
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,000
[both laughing]
323
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,602
Oh, yeah.
324
00:14:28,669 --> 00:14:31,004
[Velma] So far, we have
the suspicious actor,
325
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,140
the strange rich people,
326
00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:34,075
rotten meat,
an ice cream explosion,
327
00:14:34,142 --> 00:14:37,277
and multiple health violations
in the past few months.
328
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:38,646
First of all, Velma,
329
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,148
there's nothing wrong
with rotten meat.
330
00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:42,949
And if it's my bet,
it's the old lady.
331
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,618
Look, cars.
332
00:14:44,685 --> 00:14:46,553
Like, it's the rest
of the racers.
333
00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:49,690
I still can win it!
334
00:14:49,757 --> 00:14:53,694
I mean, we, totally,
we can still win this race.
335
00:14:53,761 --> 00:14:56,096
[horns honking]
336
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:58,932
[laughing maniacally]
337
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:02,402
My road! Mine!
338
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,037
-[horns honking]
-[laughing maniacally]
339
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:09,075
[continues honking]
340
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:11,578
[cackles]
341
00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:14,481
[brakes screech]
342
00:15:14,548 --> 00:15:17,051
[snarls]
343
00:15:17,118 --> 00:15:20,153
-[laughs maniacally]
-[honking horn]
344
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,320
My road! Mine!
345
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,233
[honking]
346
00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:37,038
-[Spectral laughing maniacally]
-[barking]
347
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:40,507
-Oh, turnip tunas!
-[barking]
348
00:15:40,574 --> 00:15:42,242
Surf's up!
349
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:46,413
[both gasp]
350
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:49,983
[men yelling]
351
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,985
[laughing]
352
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:55,389
[groaning]
353
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,391
Hang on, gang and Mr. Gaffigan,
354
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,359
time for a little boost.
355
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:01,161
[hisses]
356
00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:03,430
[all gasp]
357
00:16:03,497 --> 00:16:07,367
[all screaming]
358
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:10,270
[stops laughing] Huh?
359
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:14,074
[tires screeching]
360
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,109
Whoa.
361
00:16:15,176 --> 00:16:16,577
I gotta get
one of those buttons
362
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,178
for my Calzonemobile.
363
00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:19,847
We have to move fast.
364
00:16:19,914 --> 00:16:21,749
There's a lot of work to do
before the monster gets here.
365
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,650
It's trappin' time!
366
00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:24,752
Speak for yourself.
367
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,587
It's eatin' time for us.
368
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:31,653
We're the only ones left
in the competion.
369
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,394
[all grunting]
370
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:35,429
[all thud, groan]
371
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,595
[all whooping]
372
00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:06,625
[gulps] Uh-oh.
373
00:17:10,398 --> 00:17:12,766
Eating this last burger
without you guys
374
00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:14,935
and winning the race
all by myself,
375
00:17:15,002 --> 00:17:18,338
I gotta tell you,
just feels wrong.
376
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:19,707
Let's all do it together.
377
00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:21,508
-Yeah.
-Like, dude,
378
00:17:21,575 --> 00:17:22,810
you'd do that for us?
379
00:17:22,877 --> 00:17:24,545
Ready, gentlemen?
380
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,112
On three.
381
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:27,080
One--
382
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,014
Two--
383
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:30,384
Three!
384
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:31,585
[gulps]
385
00:17:31,652 --> 00:17:33,220
[air horn blows]
386
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:34,655
A three-way tie.
387
00:17:34,722 --> 00:17:36,190
It's time to present
388
00:17:36,257 --> 00:17:40,494
the winners of the Doc Tally
Fastest Fast Food Race
389
00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:42,262
with their prize.
390
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:44,565
-[cracking]
-What?
391
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,032
Run!
392
00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:47,634
[snarling]
393
00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:51,805
[all exclaiming]
394
00:17:51,872 --> 00:17:54,140
[grunts, groaning]
395
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,375
[grunts]
396
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,378
Jeepers!
397
00:17:57,445 --> 00:18:00,614
-[spectral laughs maniacally]
-[yelling] Whoa!
398
00:18:00,681 --> 00:18:01,548
[objects clattering]
399
00:18:01,615 --> 00:18:03,483
[yells]
400
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:07,487
[screams]
401
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:11,604
-[Scooby] Order, sir?
-Huh?
402
00:18:14,762 --> 00:18:16,096
French fries.
403
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:20,768
[grunting]
404
00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:21,969
[growling]
405
00:18:22,036 --> 00:18:24,070
-Zoink!
-[all gasp]
406
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,639
[growling]
407
00:18:25,706 --> 00:18:28,106
[all whimpering]
408
00:18:32,012 --> 00:18:36,550
[laughs menacingly]
409
00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:38,919
[fryer beeps]
410
00:18:38,986 --> 00:18:41,488
Jinkies! He's rigged the fryer.
411
00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:43,223
It's gonna blow!
412
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:46,794
[siren blaring]
413
00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:48,510
[explosion]
414
00:18:52,733 --> 00:18:53,700
[gasping]
415
00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:55,602
It's raining French fries.
416
00:18:55,669 --> 00:18:57,604
Dreams really do come true.
417
00:18:57,671 --> 00:19:01,271
[laughing] French fries.
418
00:19:02,743 --> 00:19:07,181
[both laughing]
419
00:19:07,248 --> 00:19:09,783
[Spectral laughing maniacally]
420
00:19:09,850 --> 00:19:12,753
Gang! The monster
is getting away!
421
00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:14,688
Like, go on without us, Daph.
422
00:19:14,755 --> 00:19:16,389
It's raining fries...
423
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,025
from the sky!
424
00:19:18,092 --> 00:19:22,330
Sky fries. [chuckling]
425
00:19:22,396 --> 00:19:24,332
You really think
catching French fries
426
00:19:24,398 --> 00:19:26,900
is more important
than solving this mystery?
427
00:19:26,967 --> 00:19:29,937
You're hysterical! [laughs]
428
00:19:30,004 --> 00:19:31,605
Oh, you're serious.
429
00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:33,173
[tires screech]
430
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:35,339
Hang on, gang!
431
00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:42,616
[snarls]
432
00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:44,933
[tires screech]
433
00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:59,967
Hey, Spectral Speedster!
434
00:20:00,034 --> 00:20:01,802
-[tires screeching]
-Whoa!
435
00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:03,336
[Fred] Have a nice swim!
436
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,053
[screaming]
437
00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:13,314
[Jim] Now, let's see
who the monster really is.
438
00:20:13,381 --> 00:20:17,317
I'm still betting
it's the old lady.
439
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:18,953
[all] Bill Tally?
440
00:20:19,019 --> 00:20:20,488
It all makes perfect sense.
441
00:20:20,555 --> 00:20:22,690
When we found the actor
tied up in the cooler,
442
00:20:22,757 --> 00:20:26,260
the belt tied around his wrists
had a gold bow on the buckle,
443
00:20:26,327 --> 00:20:28,963
the same type of belt
that Bill Tally was wearing
444
00:20:29,029 --> 00:20:30,164
at the start of the race.
445
00:20:30,231 --> 00:20:32,400
But, like, why?
Why'd you do it?
446
00:20:32,467 --> 00:20:35,136
Our father, Doc Tally,
left the restaurant business
447
00:20:35,202 --> 00:20:37,238
to my brother
and cheated me out of it.
448
00:20:37,305 --> 00:20:39,673
He was always Dad's favorite.
449
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:41,508
I wanted my revenge.
450
00:20:41,575 --> 00:20:42,743
And I sabotaged
451
00:20:42,810 --> 00:20:44,578
the Doc Tally food chain
for months!
452
00:20:44,645 --> 00:20:46,380
I almost bankrupted him.
453
00:20:46,447 --> 00:20:49,116
So, then I created
the Spectral Speedster
454
00:20:49,183 --> 00:20:52,953
as my chance to finally destroy
the Doc Tally food chain.
455
00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:55,490
And I would have
gotten my revenge too,
456
00:20:55,556 --> 00:20:57,791
if it weren't
for you meddling kids
457
00:20:57,858 --> 00:21:02,129
and that comedy legend
Jim Gaffigan.
458
00:21:02,196 --> 00:21:04,231
I wanna thank you,
mystery solvers,
459
00:21:04,298 --> 00:21:08,202
and Jim Gaffigan for saving
the Doc Tally fast food chain.
460
00:21:08,269 --> 00:21:10,137
We are more successful
than ever.
461
00:21:10,204 --> 00:21:12,973
-Who knew having
a monster terrorize everyone
-Oh?
462
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,842
would bring in
a ton of business?
463
00:21:14,908 --> 00:21:16,377
It's time to present
464
00:21:16,444 --> 00:21:20,814
the winners of the Doc Tally
Fastest Fast Food Race
465
00:21:20,881 --> 00:21:23,431
with their prize!
466
00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:27,555
Wow!
467
00:21:27,622 --> 00:21:30,157
The sheer beauty
of that 70-year-old burger
468
00:21:30,224 --> 00:21:31,725
-makes me wanna--
-Vomit?
469
00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:32,793
Weep.
470
00:21:32,860 --> 00:21:34,561
Like, the most beautiful thing
471
00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:36,730
I have ever seen.
472
00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:41,501
-Wow.
-Wow.
473
00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:46,207
[all] Hmm.
474
00:21:46,273 --> 00:21:49,843
It's, uh, chewier
than I expected.
475
00:21:49,910 --> 00:21:52,246
But in an unchewable way.
476
00:21:52,313 --> 00:21:54,748
Pass the 50-year-old ketchup.
477
00:21:54,815 --> 00:21:56,817
-Mmm.
-[ketchup squirts]
478
00:21:56,884 --> 00:22:00,787
Hmm, that doesn't help either.
479
00:22:00,854 --> 00:22:03,056
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