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(Toast crunching)
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(Door opens)
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Kids, it happens to be
our anniversary today,
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so it might be a nice idea
if you wished your mother
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a happy anniversary.
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Okay, um...
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What would you like us to say?
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Well, you could start by saying,
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"Happy anniversary."
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Mmm, okay, but why are we wishing her
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a happy anniversary?
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Isn't that something that you two
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are supposed to say to each other?
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Yeah, it's called
being courteous, honey.
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You know, the Bloomfield kids
used to throw their parents
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an anniversary party every year.
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Mhmm... um, if we're truth telling,
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the Bloomfields were
always a little too friendly
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with one another.
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I just don't understand
what kind of family
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skinny dips together.
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John, are you ready?
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Yes, sweetheart.
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Happy anniversary!
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Congratulations on your
ongoing love for one another.
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You did it!
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Okay kids, that's enough.
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You sound like the
incestuous Bloomfields.
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Have a blessed day.
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Ahem! Hello there, Roses.
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- Hello there, you!
- Yes...
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May we join you?
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- Oh, we just ordered to go.
- Yeah, we're not staying,
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we've got a million things to do.
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Oh, well then, I guess you don't want
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your present then, huh?
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(Laughs)
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You wanna guess what your present is?
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- No, I do not.
- Dinner!
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We're gifting you a dinner!
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At the most exclusive eatery in Elmdale.
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- Oh.
- It's very hard to get a table.
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But uh, I pulled a few strings.
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That sounds too good
to... what's the catch?
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No, there's-there's no catch,
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just every new council
member gets a dinner, so.
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Oh, how very civilized.
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It is... thank you, Roland. We accept.
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Terrific, so we'll pick
you up around seven.
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- We?
- Yeah, we have a coupon.
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Four entrees for the price of three,
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it expires soon, though.
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It should be really fun, you guys.
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Yes, it will be fun...
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Well, it would be fun,
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if today were not our anniversary.
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- Yeah...
- Wow, happy anniversary!
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Well, thank you, thank you.
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You two are obviously
gonna want to spend tonight
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just the two of you, so...
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- Yes, that was the plan.
- Jocelyn: Yeah.
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Oh, well you know, the coupon expires
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in three weeks, so...
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Okay, all right, let it go.
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You have fun, you guys!
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- Okay.
- Okay?
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- Bye bye, now.
- Bye!
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Boy, that was a close call.
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(Bell on door jangles)
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What are you doing with that?
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With what, this yearbook?
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Could you put it back, please?!
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Why would I put it back,
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when Stevie Budd was voted:
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"Most likely to get the guy."
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With that hair cut?!
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I'll have you know I was
very popular with the boys.
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And girls, it seems.
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Wow, well, according to the Internet,
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you were "Mister Popular."
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I will have you know that that head-shot
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got me a two-episode
arc on a TV series.
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What series?
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"Dateline."
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I played a boy who got
abducted from a grocery store.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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And the performance was so riveting,
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people thought I actually
was the "Value-mart victim."
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Hmm, bet that got you laid.
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It did. It really did.
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You know, I am surprised
that you haven't asked me
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to leave early today.
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Are you telepathic or something,
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because I have been thinking
about asking you that question
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every day this week.
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I was just kidding.
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Oh... no yeah, me too.
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No, just with the big
soiree at Mutt's tonight,
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I figured that you would
need ample time to get ready.
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Mutt's having a soiree?
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Well, I'm sure you're invited.
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Yeah, no. Yeah, no, why wouldn't I be?
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Um, were you invited?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I guess it's just-just
a bit of a pride issue,
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you know, do I attend the
party hosted by the guy
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that... you left me for?
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Yeah, no, I'm sure he wouldn't mind.
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Yeah, but I really would
have to basically throw
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all my self-respect just
right out the window.
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- (Both laugh)
- Aww, that's so sweet.
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So um, what time is the party tonight?
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- (Small laugh)
- Happy anniversary, sweetheart.
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Oh darling, what a sweet gesture,
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and a precursor no doubt,
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to something more grand planned.
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Something more grand?
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Ah, knowing your penchant for surprises,
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I'm guessing you have
something else up your sleeve.
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- Yes, I do.
- Uh oh!
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I do, I...
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Was going to tell you later,
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but I booked a restaurant in Elmdale,
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it's supposed to be very fancy!
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The one that Roland and
Jocelyn just told us about?
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Yes! Yes, but...
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Who knew they were asking us tonight!
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- Just the two of us?
- Mhmm.
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Sort of a "Lady and the Tramp"
meets "9 1/2 Weeks"
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kind of dinner date?
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Could for one second
believe that I would not
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have planned something...
For our anniversary?
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Tonight?
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The two of us?
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♪
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(Soft classical music plays)
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Hi, Rose, party of two.
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Yeah, we spoke on the
phone this afternoon.
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You're lucky we had that cancellation.
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Yes, well, lucky for someone.
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We... had a reservation
which I of course made uh,
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weeks ago.
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You always could swing a good table
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at the last minute, John.
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Okay, it'll just be a few minutes.
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- Thank you.
- Okay.
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Moira?
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- Bev?
- Don!
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- Moira!
- Bev!
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Oh my God, the Roses! You're alive!
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- Moira: Ohhhh!
- Johnny: Oh my gosh!
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- Good to see you!
- Wow! What? Don?
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Don: Oh, I don't believe it!
Moira: Come on, Don!
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Bev: Muah! Muah!
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What are you two doing here?
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Well, we were dropping
MacKenzie off at college,
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and decided we'd take
the scenic route home.
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You must... they should...
you must join us!
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Join us for dinner!
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- Well-oh, yes!
- That would be great!
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We are just dying to find
out what you've been up to!
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We're dying to tell you!
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- (All laugh)
- Bev: Okay.
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All: Ohhh...
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(Loud, upbeat rock song plays)
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♪ I set your world on fire! ♪
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(Bottles clink)
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♪ Come on, let's go ♪
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♪ come on, let's go ♪
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Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you.
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Oh, I wouldn't either,
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but I couldn't find a cocktail shaker,
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and someone brought
room temperature vodka.
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N-no, I mean... Mutt made those
ice cubes from well water,
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so... they smell a little fishy.
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Oh.
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Yeah, wouldn't want
that melting in my drink,
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thank you very much.
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- I'm Jake.
- David.
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It's nice to meet you, handsome.
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I-I'll-I'm gonna...
So I'll just...
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Wow! Look at you.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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No, I've just never seen
you this dressed up before.
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I do what I want.
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And tonight, I'm
wanting to meet someone.
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Hmm.
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So, I have a certain
high school reputation
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I need to live up to.
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Uh huh, yeah, and good luck with that.
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Um, speaking of sexual popularity,
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I'm pretty sure that
um... that guy at the bar,
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is into me.
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- Who, Jake?
- Yeah. Jake.
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Why, was he one of your
high school conquests?
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Actually, no.
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But I have a pretty stellar
radar for being able to tell
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when guys are into me.
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Mhmm... um, and having
swam in both ponds,
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I can say that I might be
able to navigate those waters
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a little but better than you.
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Uh huh? Well, we'll see.
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Hmm.
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♪
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So-so there we are at Izzy
Tennison's country home...
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Moira: Oh, tell me she doesn't
still have that stuffed bison.
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Oh, does she have it?
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She's moved it to the front hall!
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What?!
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Grier wanted to hang
her coat on the horns!
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(All laugh)
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And it gets better. Don here...
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Oh, wait now, don't
throw me under the bus,
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it was Borden who started it all.
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Borden Simons?
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It's like old home week!
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Anyway, I look over,
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and Don and Borden are
on their hands and knees,
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crawling through the
doggie door in the kitchen!
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- It was too funny!
- (All laugh uproariously)
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- Oh, you should've been there.
- Oh, wish we could've been.
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- Maybe next time.
- Well, cheers to that!
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All: Cheers.
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(Glasses clink)
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Hey uh... Johnny? Moira?
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Oh my God!
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Um, what are you guys doing here?
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Well, we-we just ran into each other.
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Jocelyn: It's their anniversary, Roland,
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just let them do what they want.
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It's your anniversary?
You should've told us!
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We don't want to intrude.
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Moira: No, you're not intruding,
this is a surprise treat.
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Oh, okay, well then, are we intruding?
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Because before you were saying
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that you didn't wanna
go out tonight, so...
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No, no, we-we uh...
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You can certainly join us,
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if you don't have your own table.
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We do, but that would be great!
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- Okay!
- Yes, well then, by all means,
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yes, let's uh-let's...
Let's all sit at one table.
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- Bev: This is cozy. Hello.
- Jocelyn: Hi.
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Bev: Good evening.
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("Learn to love" by W. Darling)
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♪ You can stand with
a shield at your side ♪
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♪ never breaking protecting your pride ♪
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♪ but you can't really win ♪
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♪ if you've nothing to lose ♪
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Wow. Look at you.
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Is it weird that I'm here?
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It's only weird if you think it's weird.
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Yeah. Okay. I don't if you don't.
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Um, in fact, I don't actually
know how late I can stay.
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I just wanted to pop in, and say hey.
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Well, you're awfully
dolled up for a "pop in."
258
00:10:26,689 --> 00:10:30,058
(Laughs) Oh my God, stop,
I basically came from work.
259
00:10:30,083 --> 00:10:32,218
Babe, your stove's being testy again,
260
00:10:32,243 --> 00:10:33,677
should I just serve the cider cold?
261
00:10:33,702 --> 00:10:38,640
Uh... Alexis, this is uh, my girlfriend,
262
00:10:38,788 --> 00:10:41,790
Tennessee. Wow!
263
00:10:41,824 --> 00:10:43,570
Wow. Woweee.
264
00:10:43,595 --> 00:10:45,596
(Laughs) Alexis, hi.
265
00:10:45,762 --> 00:10:47,129
It's so nice to finally meet you,
266
00:10:47,163 --> 00:10:48,830
Mutt's told me so much about you.
267
00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:51,171
The way he describes you,
it's like you're this...
268
00:10:51,898 --> 00:10:53,568
Beautiful little poem.
269
00:10:53,603 --> 00:10:55,804
Well, love "little!"
270
00:10:55,838 --> 00:10:58,740
Look at you! You're like a poem too.
271
00:10:58,775 --> 00:11:02,344
Like, a really pretty poem, or like,
272
00:11:02,378 --> 00:11:04,296
a mermaid, or something.
273
00:11:04,614 --> 00:11:06,695
Mutt, you're growing back your beard.
274
00:11:07,046 --> 00:11:10,018
Yeah, she likes it.
275
00:11:10,053 --> 00:11:11,335
Okay.
276
00:11:12,288 --> 00:11:16,158
Um, okay uh, I'm gonna go grab a drink.
277
00:11:16,192 --> 00:11:19,328
But um, it was so nice
to finally meet you,
278
00:11:19,362 --> 00:11:20,640
Tallahassee, so...
279
00:11:20,665 --> 00:11:23,332
- It's ah, Tennessee.
- Yes, Tennessee.
280
00:11:23,366 --> 00:11:25,937
I love that name, it's so unique.
281
00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:27,669
Um, thank God you look the way you do,
282
00:11:27,704 --> 00:11:29,859
because that name on the
wrong girl would just...
283
00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:31,556
Ooh! So...
284
00:11:31,581 --> 00:11:33,226
You should feel really
good about yourself.
285
00:11:35,632 --> 00:11:36,875
She's cute.
286
00:11:38,081 --> 00:11:40,282
You guys haven't ordered yet, have you?
287
00:11:40,316 --> 00:11:43,453
Because I need to present this
coupon to the waiter first.
288
00:11:44,911 --> 00:11:46,593
Don't know what that means.
289
00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:48,414
He's so ironic, this one.
290
00:11:48,439 --> 00:11:50,500
Oh! (Laughs)
291
00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:53,528
So where are you living now, Moira?
292
00:11:53,563 --> 00:11:54,859
Tell us all about it.
293
00:11:54,884 --> 00:11:58,601
Moira: Oh, we're in a
rustic, ranch style...
294
00:11:58,753 --> 00:12:01,507
Bungalow... that...
295
00:12:02,171 --> 00:12:03,484
Jocelyn: It's very nice.
296
00:12:03,509 --> 00:12:06,640
Very nice, it's got plenty of parking,
297
00:12:06,665 --> 00:12:08,442
and a TV in every room.
298
00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,593
Don: Oh, how many bedrooms?
299
00:12:10,618 --> 00:12:12,786
- Ten.
- Ten bedrooms!
300
00:12:12,811 --> 00:12:15,979
Yeah, well, we don't
use all the bedrooms.
301
00:12:16,004 --> 00:12:18,505
That must be a nightmare to clean!
302
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,632
Um, Stevie does an adequate job.
303
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,391
- Stevie's one of your staff?
- Mhmm!
304
00:12:22,592 --> 00:12:25,101
(Laughs) Stevie's the only staff.
305
00:12:25,862 --> 00:12:27,763
Jocelyn: This olive tapenade is...
306
00:12:27,797 --> 00:12:29,343
Salty, I know!
307
00:12:29,891 --> 00:12:31,458
Is it? I-I thought it was good,
308
00:12:31,889 --> 00:12:33,358
but yeah, it's salty.
309
00:12:34,218 --> 00:12:36,052
Bev: Hmm! Here's a funny story.
310
00:12:36,077 --> 00:12:37,273
Oh, good.
311
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:40,167
On our way here, we
drove through a town...
312
00:12:40,518 --> 00:12:45,589
Not a word of a lie,
called... "Schittstown!"
313
00:12:45,748 --> 00:12:48,483
Oh! No, it was called, "Schittsville!"
314
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:50,318
Schittsville! (Laughs)
315
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:51,753
And from the looks of it,
316
00:12:51,788 --> 00:12:53,722
the town was living up to its name!
317
00:12:53,756 --> 00:12:56,458
Let's not go for the
low-hanging fruit here, Don.
318
00:12:56,492 --> 00:12:59,539
Okay? No, these are funny jokes.
319
00:12:59,829 --> 00:13:01,617
Please continue, Don.
320
00:13:01,642 --> 00:13:05,382
You see, Roland gets it! (Chuckles)
321
00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:11,687
(Loud rock song plays)
322
00:13:15,778 --> 00:13:17,279
You know, I'm actually
having more fun at this party
323
00:13:17,313 --> 00:13:18,679
than I thought I would.
324
00:13:19,615 --> 00:13:21,125
How did you do it?
325
00:13:21,387 --> 00:13:23,254
Well, I started by drinking all four
326
00:13:23,279 --> 00:13:24,946
of those peach schnapps
that you left in my fridge...
327
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,795
No, I mean you seemed
so cool about everything
328
00:13:27,820 --> 00:13:30,875
after we broke up. It
was almost annoying.
329
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:32,960
Cool?
330
00:13:33,863 --> 00:13:37,359
Alexis... I couldn't stop crying.
331
00:13:37,747 --> 00:13:39,671
I was scaring all the animals at work.
332
00:13:40,293 --> 00:13:46,781
But when I... had to go on
our honeymoon without you,
333
00:13:47,510 --> 00:13:49,111
the zip line instructor
334
00:13:49,145 --> 00:13:51,646
at the Los Passions
Couples Resort told me
335
00:13:51,681 --> 00:13:53,945
that I just gotta get through it.
336
00:13:56,164 --> 00:13:59,015
Meaning my fear of heights,
which I did get through.
337
00:13:59,291 --> 00:14:02,210
But with you, it just...
338
00:14:02,824 --> 00:14:04,791
It took a little longer.
339
00:14:07,081 --> 00:14:08,328
I'm sorry.
340
00:14:09,297 --> 00:14:10,562
It's okay.
341
00:14:14,474 --> 00:14:15,937
Staff dance?
342
00:14:16,304 --> 00:14:17,972
Yes!
343
00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:28,617
Mmm!
344
00:14:28,642 --> 00:14:31,929
Hmm, I thought I was
shame eating in private.
345
00:14:32,148 --> 00:14:34,383
What is shame eating?
346
00:14:34,408 --> 00:14:36,375
I don't think we have
enough time for that tonight.
347
00:14:38,765 --> 00:14:40,328
Are you looking for someone?
348
00:14:40,468 --> 00:14:42,440
No, yeah, I mean, sorry,
349
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:45,534
I'm just, I lost my friend
who should... be around here
350
00:14:45,568 --> 00:14:47,836
somewhere um, watching this so.
351
00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:49,226
Are you here with Stevie?
352
00:14:49,529 --> 00:14:51,148
I am. Yeah.
353
00:14:51,741 --> 00:14:53,308
- Okay.
- Not here "with."
354
00:14:53,342 --> 00:14:55,343
No, we're not together,
I'm very much single, so.
355
00:14:55,470 --> 00:14:57,195
You wanna get some air?
356
00:14:57,837 --> 00:14:59,838
Yeah. Uh huh.
357
00:14:59,863 --> 00:15:01,230
Mm! Yeah.
358
00:15:07,289 --> 00:15:08,957
Who do you have to kill around here
359
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:12,179
to get another bottle
of this undrinkable wine?
360
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,023
I think it's good.
361
00:15:14,329 --> 00:15:16,764
I ordered the one with the
highest alcohol content.
362
00:15:16,986 --> 00:15:18,578
What do you do, Roland?
363
00:15:19,014 --> 00:15:21,789
Bev: Something in agriculture,
by the looks of it?
364
00:15:22,574 --> 00:15:25,777
Jocelyn: Roland is actually
the mayor of our town.
365
00:15:25,849 --> 00:15:27,273
Bev and Don: Oh!
366
00:15:27,298 --> 00:15:28,546
Not Schittsville, I hope!
367
00:15:28,571 --> 00:15:30,939
(Bev and Don laugh)
368
00:15:31,246 --> 00:15:33,303
What do you even call
someone from Schittsville?
369
00:15:33,328 --> 00:15:35,453
A Schitter? A Schitthead?
370
00:15:35,689 --> 00:15:38,179
- Okay, you know what?
- John, John.
371
00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:41,127
Don't worry, Moira, I
won't say anything untoward.
372
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:42,769
We're just having fun, John.
373
00:15:42,794 --> 00:15:44,395
And I thought we were having fun, Bev,
374
00:15:44,420 --> 00:15:45,854
but you know what, we're not.
375
00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:48,113
Oh come on, it's just a joke!
376
00:15:48,231 --> 00:15:50,664
No Don, here's the joke.
377
00:15:51,432 --> 00:15:54,601
The joke is I'm sitting here
in a half decent restaurant
378
00:15:55,017 --> 00:15:58,484
with my wife... and our friends...
379
00:16:00,142 --> 00:16:03,429
And all you two have done
is complain about the food,
380
00:16:03,454 --> 00:16:06,189
and pretend that you
didn't leave us high and dry
381
00:16:06,214 --> 00:16:08,181
after we lost everything.
382
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:10,153
Oh, we're past all that now.
383
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:11,835
I'm not quite past it, Moira.
384
00:16:13,489 --> 00:16:14,835
You wrote us off, Don.
385
00:16:16,086 --> 00:16:17,632
Not a phone call,
386
00:16:18,426 --> 00:16:20,070
not an email,
387
00:16:20,721 --> 00:16:22,093
not a nickel.
388
00:16:24,259 --> 00:16:26,393
Roland and Jocelyn here,
389
00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:28,119
could not have been more generous
390
00:16:28,144 --> 00:16:31,257
with what little they have.
391
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:34,039
They found us a place to live,
392
00:16:34,977 --> 00:16:37,382
they've offered us their
truck whenever we've needed it.
393
00:16:38,484 --> 00:16:40,968
They've invited us to their parties,
394
00:16:41,814 --> 00:16:46,017
they even offered to take
us out to dinner tonight.
395
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,056
Well, just to be clear, Johnny,
396
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,491
we were always gonna split the bill,
397
00:16:49,525 --> 00:16:50,493
it's just with the coupon...
398
00:16:50,518 --> 00:16:51,852
Jocelyn: Rollie, Rollie.
399
00:16:54,075 --> 00:16:56,055
(Laughs)
400
00:16:56,738 --> 00:16:58,719
And that town you passed through,
401
00:16:59,244 --> 00:17:01,378
it's not called Schittsville.
402
00:17:01,403 --> 00:17:02,907
It's called Schitt's Creek.
403
00:17:04,344 --> 00:17:05,798
And it's where we live.
404
00:17:18,618 --> 00:17:20,522
So Jake, um...
405
00:17:20,556 --> 00:17:22,857
Do you drink red wine, or white wine?
406
00:17:22,892 --> 00:17:24,274
I don't really drink wine.
407
00:17:24,719 --> 00:17:26,055
I'm more of a beer guy.
408
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,547
Right. Yeah.
409
00:17:27,639 --> 00:17:29,907
That doesn't help me much. Um...
410
00:17:29,972 --> 00:17:32,340
Well, I better get going.
411
00:17:32,476 --> 00:17:34,811
I've gotta get to the shop
early tomorrow morning, so.
412
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:36,610
Oh, you work retail as well?
413
00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:40,463
No, no. The wood shop. I make furniture.
414
00:17:40,488 --> 00:17:43,071
Ah. Yeah. No, I did a lot of um...
415
00:17:43,517 --> 00:17:45,050
I did a lot of wood
working in high school.
416
00:17:45,075 --> 00:17:46,624
- Oh.
- Yeah, uh,
417
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,650
Christie McFadden
accidentally nailed her hand
418
00:17:48,684 --> 00:17:50,298
to her paper towel holder,
419
00:17:50,323 --> 00:17:53,415
so that's-the lesson is
just not to nail stuff...
420
00:17:58,227 --> 00:18:00,204
You know, I'm a pretty open-minded guy.
421
00:18:00,582 --> 00:18:03,501
So... why don't you stop
by the shop sometime?
422
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,555
Okay.
423
00:18:05,766 --> 00:18:08,377
- Good night.
- Good night.
424
00:18:13,075 --> 00:18:15,210
I knew it!
425
00:18:15,244 --> 00:18:21,983
♪
426
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:23,818
(Stevie and Twyla chat quietly)
427
00:18:24,818 --> 00:18:26,016
Uh...
428
00:18:27,223 --> 00:18:29,360
Where were you?
429
00:18:29,907 --> 00:18:31,493
Where were you?!
430
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:34,088
Some townies were trying to get us high,
431
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,214
and we didn't want to offend them,
432
00:18:36,239 --> 00:18:38,640
because they're doing so well in life.
433
00:18:38,977 --> 00:18:40,766
Didn't want to burn a bridge.
434
00:18:41,883 --> 00:18:44,939
Actually, those boys did
burn a bridge last summer.
435
00:18:44,974 --> 00:18:47,469
Luckily they don't get
as bored as they used to.
436
00:18:47,725 --> 00:18:49,592
Okay. Um...
437
00:18:49,775 --> 00:18:53,071
So Jake... is into me.
438
00:18:53,816 --> 00:18:54,923
Is he?
439
00:18:55,871 --> 00:18:58,798
- Yeah!
- What makes you think that?
440
00:18:58,823 --> 00:19:02,516
Because we just necked
out behind the barn.
441
00:19:03,735 --> 00:19:07,329
Seriously, what makes you think that?
442
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:11,399
Because we put our mouths together,
443
00:19:11,634 --> 00:19:13,415
out behind the barn.
444
00:19:14,136 --> 00:19:17,171
Just so you know, I kissed him too.
445
00:19:19,595 --> 00:19:20,946
Well, that didn't happen.
446
00:19:21,608 --> 00:19:23,180
Who's to say?
447
00:19:24,241 --> 00:19:26,571
Well, when would you
have had time to do that?
448
00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:30,435
Did he invite you to his wood shop?
449
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:32,127
Sorry, that came out wrong.
450
00:19:36,331 --> 00:19:37,698
(Slow rock song plays)
451
00:19:37,733 --> 00:19:40,968
♪
452
00:19:43,526 --> 00:19:45,994
Smells like grass in here.
453
00:19:46,356 --> 00:19:50,192
- Oh my God!
- Oh my God!
454
00:19:52,229 --> 00:19:54,730
Okay, this is not okay! What
are you guys doing here?!
455
00:19:54,765 --> 00:19:57,209
Shhh, Alexis!
456
00:19:57,234 --> 00:19:59,776
For once in your life Shhhh!
457
00:20:00,137 --> 00:20:02,905
I don't care what snarky
remarks you kids are gonna make
458
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:06,776
under your breath, tonight
we are dancing as a family.
459
00:20:06,810 --> 00:20:08,479
What is happening?
460
00:20:08,912 --> 00:20:10,313
♪ Well, I'm down on my knees, ♪
461
00:20:10,347 --> 00:20:11,714
♪ begging you please ♪
462
00:20:11,748 --> 00:20:14,917
♪ to give me some more of that stuff ♪
463
00:20:15,377 --> 00:20:17,353
Do you know your father and I
464
00:20:17,387 --> 00:20:20,502
hold great affection for the two of you?
465
00:20:21,124 --> 00:20:23,226
It may not always be obvious, but...
466
00:20:23,260 --> 00:20:25,096
Just say it, Moira!
467
00:20:25,655 --> 00:20:28,323
We love you both very much.
468
00:20:28,569 --> 00:20:30,518
Love you too!
469
00:20:34,338 --> 00:20:35,872
Love you too.
470
00:20:35,906 --> 00:20:38,207
(Laughs)
471
00:20:38,242 --> 00:20:42,511
♪ I understand, understand ♪
472
00:20:42,546 --> 00:20:46,048
♪ this is love love love love ♪
473
00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:48,050
♪ precious love ♪
474
00:20:48,085 --> 00:20:49,452
♪ this is precious love ♪
475
00:20:49,486 --> 00:20:53,522
♪ and is teaching me
to be a better man ♪
476
00:20:53,557 --> 00:20:56,192
♪ this is precious love, precious love ♪
477
00:20:56,226 --> 00:20:59,061
♪ no I can't get enough ♪
478
00:20:59,096 --> 00:21:01,931
♪ oh I'm down on my knees then I see ♪
479
00:21:01,965 --> 00:21:04,367
♪ you must be from heaven above ♪
480
00:21:04,401 --> 00:21:08,471
♪ it's love love love love love ♪
481
00:21:08,505 --> 00:21:09,972
♪ this is love ♪
482
00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:13,776
♪ oh, it's love love
love love precious love ♪
483
00:21:15,261 --> 00:21:19,686
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