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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,484 --> 00:00:01,951 (Pen rasps) 2 00:00:05,823 --> 00:00:06,823 (Door slams) 3 00:00:08,225 --> 00:00:09,259 (Alexis pants) 4 00:00:12,663 --> 00:00:14,553 Someone keeps eating my yogurt! 5 00:00:14,578 --> 00:00:15,732 (Gasps) 6 00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:18,001 - Arghhhh! - What kind of yogurt? 7 00:00:18,035 --> 00:00:20,337 I was saving that for after my run, David! 8 00:00:20,371 --> 00:00:21,538 Oh my God, I guess I was saving it 9 00:00:21,572 --> 00:00:23,907 for during your run, then. 10 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:26,109 Agh, you're like a big, dirty raccoon, David! 11 00:00:26,143 --> 00:00:27,911 Moira: Oh Alexis, you're almost forty, 12 00:00:27,945 --> 00:00:30,685 if you want some food, prepare yourself some food! 13 00:00:31,646 --> 00:00:33,516 There is no food! 14 00:00:33,551 --> 00:00:35,852 Nobody can cook, this is basically child abuse! 15 00:00:35,886 --> 00:00:37,663 David can cook. 16 00:00:38,075 --> 00:00:39,200 I can't cook. 17 00:00:40,023 --> 00:00:42,725 You got that Teppanyaki table for your bar mitzvah. 18 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:45,404 That was thrown out after Alexis left her extensions on it, 19 00:00:45,429 --> 00:00:46,963 and everything smelled like burnt hair. 20 00:00:46,997 --> 00:00:48,665 I thought it was an actual table, David. 21 00:00:48,699 --> 00:00:50,800 There was a plug coming out of the side of it! 22 00:00:50,835 --> 00:00:52,669 Well, Alexis, why don't you cook, you can cook. 23 00:00:52,703 --> 00:00:54,704 - Yeah. - I can't cook! 24 00:00:54,739 --> 00:00:56,272 Why don't you cook? 25 00:00:56,307 --> 00:00:58,007 Well, I-I could... I-I could cook. 26 00:00:58,042 --> 00:01:00,410 Oh, John, John! This is embarrassing! 27 00:01:00,444 --> 00:01:02,739 Fine, I'll cook dinner tonight. 28 00:01:06,418 --> 00:01:09,105 What was the chicken dish that Adelina used to make? 29 00:01:09,130 --> 00:01:10,457 Mm! The enchiladas. 30 00:01:10,482 --> 00:01:11,849 - Yeah! - Uh huh. 31 00:01:11,884 --> 00:01:14,466 Oh, Adelina, she was a good cook, remember? 32 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:15,599 Alexis and David: Mm! Uh huh! Yeah! Mmm! 33 00:01:15,624 --> 00:01:18,708 Moira: Excuse me, but the enchiladas were my mother's recipe. 34 00:01:19,334 --> 00:01:21,268 I don't think so. 35 00:01:21,293 --> 00:01:23,127 Um, that's not how I remember it. 36 00:01:23,152 --> 00:01:24,927 I made it for you all the time! 37 00:01:26,306 --> 00:01:28,341 - John?! - Yes, well, 38 00:01:28,366 --> 00:01:30,146 if that's the way you remember things, sweetheart, that's... 39 00:01:30,171 --> 00:01:33,653 Okay, enough, tonight I will make my mother's enchiladas. 40 00:01:33,826 --> 00:01:35,326 And David, you will help me. 41 00:01:35,423 --> 00:01:36,638 Uh, what?! 42 00:01:37,105 --> 00:01:39,669 Oh my gosh David, it's gonna be so fun 43 00:01:39,694 --> 00:01:41,731 - for you tonight, doing that with Mom. - Don't touch me! 44 00:01:41,756 --> 00:01:43,278 - It's so nice! - Don't! That's harassment! 45 00:01:43,303 --> 00:01:44,737 (Whistles) 46 00:01:44,762 --> 00:01:50,130 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 47 00:01:52,648 --> 00:01:53,915 (Dog barks) 48 00:01:58,758 --> 00:02:01,327 (Doorbell rings, knocking) 49 00:02:02,967 --> 00:02:04,700 Moira: Well, there she is! 50 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:06,903 - Hi. - How are you today, Jocelyn? 51 00:02:06,928 --> 00:02:09,333 Oh, I'm okay, busy, I mean, we were about 52 00:02:09,358 --> 00:02:11,593 - to head to, um... - How fun. 53 00:02:11,618 --> 00:02:14,255 Listen, a small favour... 54 00:02:14,428 --> 00:02:17,122 I require the use of your kitchen. 55 00:02:18,482 --> 00:02:20,249 Sorry, for what? 56 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:21,927 To cook a meal, of course. 57 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:24,585 Oh Moira, normally I'd be happy to, 58 00:02:24,610 --> 00:02:27,378 it's just we have a really hectic afternoon, so... 59 00:02:27,403 --> 00:02:28,989 David and I are going to resurrect 60 00:02:29,014 --> 00:02:31,115 an old family recipe. 61 00:02:31,140 --> 00:02:32,802 Mmm! 62 00:02:33,107 --> 00:02:35,786 Of course I'd say... yes, 63 00:02:35,916 --> 00:02:38,985 it's just that that darn stove is on the fritz. 64 00:02:39,285 --> 00:02:40,786 Oh really, honey? 65 00:02:40,961 --> 00:02:42,729 Because this pie is scorching! 66 00:02:42,856 --> 00:02:44,903 It comes and goes, Roland! 67 00:02:44,928 --> 00:02:47,196 Oh, I'm sure it's far superior to what we have at the motel. 68 00:02:47,221 --> 00:02:48,856 David and I will manage! 69 00:02:48,881 --> 00:02:51,677 Oh, I know, it's-it's just that I called the repairman, 70 00:02:51,702 --> 00:02:53,466 and so he's coming this afternoon. 71 00:02:53,491 --> 00:02:55,489 - Oh. - Who'd you call, honey? Bill? 72 00:02:55,517 --> 00:02:59,310 - Yeah... Bill. - Bill doesn't do stoves. 73 00:02:59,530 --> 00:03:01,632 Then, Gary. 74 00:03:01,728 --> 00:03:03,505 Gary? Our dentist?? 75 00:03:04,639 --> 00:03:06,583 I don't remember who I called but, 76 00:03:06,608 --> 00:03:09,130 they're coming, this afternoon! 77 00:03:09,155 --> 00:03:10,528 Oh. 78 00:03:11,102 --> 00:03:13,002 It's as if you don't trust David and me 79 00:03:13,027 --> 00:03:15,333 to fend for ourselves in your kitchen. 80 00:03:15,586 --> 00:03:18,504 Oh no, we don't mind you using our kitchen, 81 00:03:18,529 --> 00:03:20,730 as long as you make extra for us, 82 00:03:20,755 --> 00:03:23,388 and leave a ten spot over there for the hydro. 83 00:03:23,413 --> 00:03:25,459 That I can do! I'll be back in ten, 84 00:03:25,484 --> 00:03:26,724 to a clean kitchen! 85 00:03:26,749 --> 00:03:29,427 - A clean kitchen. - I just cleaned the kitchen! 86 00:03:30,197 --> 00:03:32,131 How's the brisket, Mr. Rose? 87 00:03:32,156 --> 00:03:34,231 Well, it's tasting more like meat. 88 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:35,927 Oh, well that's good! 89 00:03:35,952 --> 00:03:37,981 You know Twyla, I've been noticing how quiet 90 00:03:38,006 --> 00:03:39,396 it is in here during the day. 91 00:03:39,421 --> 00:03:42,044 Oh yeah, it's always quiet before the lunch rush. 92 00:03:42,069 --> 00:03:44,804 Which isn't so much a rush as much as it is just a... 93 00:03:44,829 --> 00:03:47,097 A handful of people showing up at a leisurely pace. 94 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:50,095 Oh, yeah, well, the reason I point it out 95 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:52,864 is that um, you know, I've been looking for a place to work. 96 00:03:52,889 --> 00:03:54,856 - Like a-an office space. - Uh-huh. 97 00:03:54,881 --> 00:03:57,307 You see, I get a lot of ideas back at the motel 98 00:03:57,332 --> 00:03:59,911 that need serious contemplation, 99 00:04:00,005 --> 00:04:01,639 but with the family there, 100 00:04:01,664 --> 00:04:03,286 I just can't seem to get any work done. 101 00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:06,341 - I hear that. - So, I was wondering... 102 00:04:06,366 --> 00:04:08,300 And I thought about bringing this up the other day, 103 00:04:08,325 --> 00:04:10,760 but decided against it, for some reason. 104 00:04:10,785 --> 00:04:12,778 But here we are talking, so, what the hell. 105 00:04:13,124 --> 00:04:14,858 What are the chances of me operating 106 00:04:14,883 --> 00:04:17,778 out of one of these booths every day? 107 00:04:17,927 --> 00:04:19,777 I am just gonna put these plates down. 108 00:04:19,802 --> 00:04:21,602 I just think I'll think better, 109 00:04:21,637 --> 00:04:24,028 once the blood rushes from my arms, back to my head. 110 00:04:24,053 --> 00:04:26,588 Oh, oh! Yes, yes, yes! Uh, absolutely! 111 00:04:26,613 --> 00:04:28,447 Yeah, you can put them down, I didn't mean to keep you, there. 112 00:04:28,472 --> 00:04:29,539 I know you've got a lot of work to do. 113 00:04:29,564 --> 00:04:30,685 Totally, they're just heavy plates! 114 00:04:30,710 --> 00:04:32,444 Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. Okay. 115 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,302 Hey there, Johnny. 116 00:04:36,431 --> 00:04:38,746 Oh, Bob, hi! Oh, I didn't see you there. 117 00:04:38,771 --> 00:04:40,903 I hope you don't mind me uh, 118 00:04:40,928 --> 00:04:43,362 eavesdropping on your conversation, but uh, 119 00:04:43,599 --> 00:04:46,208 I think maybe I could help you. 120 00:04:46,422 --> 00:04:50,225 - Really? - I heard you're looking for office space? 121 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:53,234 - Yes! - Well, I have a sweet little spot 122 00:04:53,259 --> 00:04:55,427 you might be interested in, if uh, 123 00:04:55,862 --> 00:04:57,062 if you wanna take a look. 124 00:04:57,135 --> 00:04:58,896 Yes, I would! Thank you. 125 00:04:58,921 --> 00:05:01,927 Happy to help, I'm sure you'd do the same for me. 126 00:05:02,215 --> 00:05:04,316 If you had anything to offer. 127 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:11,394 (Birds chirp) 128 00:05:16,158 --> 00:05:18,263 - Hi. - Hi. 129 00:05:19,102 --> 00:05:23,302 Is this a safe space yet, for us? Or... 130 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:24,786 Yeah, why wouldn't it be? 131 00:05:24,935 --> 00:05:27,871 Oh, okay, it's just 'cause the last time I was in here, 132 00:05:27,896 --> 00:05:29,317 you told me to leave your office, 133 00:05:29,342 --> 00:05:31,439 so, I guess I was just having a hard time 134 00:05:31,473 --> 00:05:33,161 gauging where we're at, 135 00:05:33,186 --> 00:05:39,771 as two people who used to um... be well, um... 136 00:05:41,427 --> 00:05:43,021 How can I help you? 137 00:05:43,295 --> 00:05:46,099 I-I'm wondering if I can borrow your vehicle? 138 00:05:46,124 --> 00:05:48,396 I need to get some groceries. 139 00:05:49,804 --> 00:05:52,942 Sure. Do you want a lift? 140 00:05:54,333 --> 00:05:56,100 Is that a trick question? 141 00:05:56,125 --> 00:05:59,099 - No. - Oh, okay. 142 00:05:59,522 --> 00:06:00,364 Um... 143 00:06:00,389 --> 00:06:01,789 You don't have to keep tiptoeing around me. 144 00:06:01,814 --> 00:06:04,146 - I'm over it. - Over it? 145 00:06:04,860 --> 00:06:06,194 Yeah, I don't like you anymore. 146 00:06:06,244 --> 00:06:07,678 I mean, like that. 147 00:06:07,884 --> 00:06:10,435 Oh! Okay. 148 00:06:10,810 --> 00:06:12,606 Well, that's good then, I guess. 149 00:06:12,681 --> 00:06:13,872 I think so. 150 00:06:14,848 --> 00:06:18,161 - Are you wearing makeup? - So what if I am? 151 00:06:21,465 --> 00:06:23,653 (Car rumbles) 152 00:06:25,334 --> 00:06:28,146 (Dogs bark, phone rings) 153 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:30,966 (Knocking) 154 00:06:31,679 --> 00:06:35,364 Hey! Uh, I hope I'm not interrupting anything. 155 00:06:35,389 --> 00:06:37,791 Uh no, no, of course not. 156 00:06:37,926 --> 00:06:39,872 Okay. Um... 157 00:06:39,897 --> 00:06:42,565 So I've been thinking a lot about things. 158 00:06:42,676 --> 00:06:44,567 Okay, good, because I've been thinking 159 00:06:44,592 --> 00:06:45,771 a lot about things, too. 160 00:06:45,796 --> 00:06:48,677 - Like your proposal. - Yeah, the more I thought about it, 161 00:06:48,702 --> 00:06:51,170 the more it just didn't feel right. 162 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:53,716 Yes! I agree! 163 00:06:53,741 --> 00:06:54,833 Yeah, it came out of the blue, 164 00:06:54,858 --> 00:06:57,291 and you had a lot on your mind. 165 00:06:57,326 --> 00:06:59,138 Yes, Ted, yes! 166 00:06:59,341 --> 00:07:02,919 So I think it may be best for us just to... 167 00:07:02,944 --> 00:07:04,878 Take some time, you know? 168 00:07:04,903 --> 00:07:07,437 Oh my God, it's like we're sharing a brain! 169 00:07:07,462 --> 00:07:09,129 Then in a few weeks, when we're settled, 170 00:07:09,154 --> 00:07:10,488 and more focused on each other, 171 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:12,989 we try the whole proposal thing again. 172 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,122 - Hmm? - (Alexis squeaks) 173 00:07:17,315 --> 00:07:20,153 Mmm-hmm... 174 00:07:20,178 --> 00:07:22,479 Unless you were gonna say something else? 175 00:07:22,769 --> 00:07:24,380 (Takes a deep breath) 176 00:07:25,764 --> 00:07:28,458 No! (Laughs falsely) 177 00:07:29,675 --> 00:07:32,239 'Cause you and me... 178 00:07:33,130 --> 00:07:35,031 You and I... 179 00:07:35,056 --> 00:07:36,523 No, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh! 180 00:07:36,732 --> 00:07:39,528 (Squeaks) It's-mmm! 181 00:07:40,573 --> 00:07:43,680 So uh-us, the "us" thing, 182 00:07:43,705 --> 00:07:46,661 and... (Giggles) Um... 183 00:07:47,826 --> 00:07:50,146 Whoa! (Laughs wildly) 184 00:07:54,543 --> 00:07:56,880 So uh, what do you think, Johnny? 185 00:07:57,660 --> 00:07:59,761 What do I think? I think it's a nice garage. 186 00:07:59,786 --> 00:08:02,200 - Where's the office? - You're looking at it. 187 00:08:02,453 --> 00:08:05,054 Bob, you told me you had a sweet little office space, 188 00:08:05,079 --> 00:08:07,271 okay, and frankly, working out of a garage 189 00:08:07,296 --> 00:08:08,724 is not what I had in mind. 190 00:08:08,862 --> 00:08:10,562 Well uh, out of curiosity, 191 00:08:10,587 --> 00:08:12,481 what did you have in mind? 192 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:15,960 An office! You know, a chair, for starters! 193 00:08:15,985 --> 00:08:19,841 Oh, well, we got a uh, I got a great spot for a chair right there, 194 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:22,997 uh, you just have to move these tires. 195 00:08:23,455 --> 00:08:25,523 Um, filing those papers'll give you some extra space. 196 00:08:25,698 --> 00:08:27,098 Yeah, Bob, I'm not working for you, 197 00:08:27,123 --> 00:08:29,021 I'm not filing papers. 198 00:08:29,046 --> 00:08:31,448 No, I'm just saying, if you need to get a chair in here, 199 00:08:31,473 --> 00:08:33,074 you know, you might have to move some things, 200 00:08:33,099 --> 00:08:36,535 maybe, you know, sell some old car parts. 201 00:08:36,586 --> 00:08:38,825 Yeah, I didn't come here looking for a job. 202 00:08:38,850 --> 00:08:41,122 Okay? I wanted a space to work, and frankly... 203 00:08:41,179 --> 00:08:42,513 I don't think this is it. 204 00:08:42,673 --> 00:08:44,341 Okay, well uh, 205 00:08:44,366 --> 00:08:46,903 I'm not saying you have to make a decision right now, 206 00:08:46,936 --> 00:08:50,239 just maybe clean it up, and give it a think. 207 00:08:50,432 --> 00:08:52,733 How about I give it a think without cleaning it up! 208 00:08:53,212 --> 00:08:54,450 Suit yourself. 209 00:08:54,540 --> 00:08:56,508 As long as it gets cleaned up at some point. 210 00:08:56,533 --> 00:08:57,284 Okay, Bob... 211 00:08:57,308 --> 00:08:59,559 Uh, I'm gonna leave you with your thoughts. 212 00:09:01,944 --> 00:09:04,935 (Receding footsteps) 213 00:09:08,223 --> 00:09:10,036 (Knocking) 214 00:09:14,036 --> 00:09:16,614 - Hey! - What's up? 215 00:09:16,832 --> 00:09:21,700 Mm, uh well, good news, I um... 216 00:09:21,737 --> 00:09:23,571 I finally went over to break up with Ted. 217 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,339 Ooh, that is good! 218 00:09:25,374 --> 00:09:26,507 I was starting to think you might never do it. 219 00:09:26,541 --> 00:09:28,876 I know, I know. 220 00:09:28,910 --> 00:09:30,653 It must've been hard. 221 00:09:30,678 --> 00:09:32,879 It was, it was really hard. 222 00:09:32,913 --> 00:09:34,708 How'd he take it? 223 00:09:34,733 --> 00:09:37,160 Um, I don't know, you never know with these things. 224 00:09:37,185 --> 00:09:38,810 So... ooh! 225 00:09:38,835 --> 00:09:41,803 - Alexis? - What's up? 226 00:09:41,828 --> 00:09:43,996 You didn't break up with Ted, did you? 227 00:09:44,021 --> 00:09:48,435 Um, well, like I said, I started to, and then, 228 00:09:48,460 --> 00:09:51,095 I don't know if it was the timbre of his voice, 229 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:53,105 or the fact that he smelled like baby powder, 230 00:09:53,130 --> 00:09:55,746 but I just, I physically couldn't do it! 231 00:09:55,771 --> 00:09:59,073 - Okay. - Yeah. 232 00:09:59,107 --> 00:10:01,175 You know, there was... It must happen to people, right? 233 00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:03,277 Like, there must be people out there who say yes 234 00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:04,745 to getting married because they can't say no, 235 00:10:04,780 --> 00:10:05,927 and then what happens? 236 00:10:05,959 --> 00:10:08,700 And then they're just stuck for the rest of their life, 237 00:10:08,725 --> 00:10:12,513 with the same wrong, sweet, person, right? 238 00:10:12,538 --> 00:10:15,507 Well, I'm pretty sure those people get divorced. 239 00:10:15,989 --> 00:10:17,114 Aaah! 240 00:10:17,139 --> 00:10:20,497 Alexis, you need to be honest with him. 241 00:10:23,198 --> 00:10:24,614 Okay. 242 00:10:25,971 --> 00:10:30,497 What if I sent him the sweetest little text message? 243 00:10:33,038 --> 00:10:35,513 Okay. Yeah. 244 00:10:36,016 --> 00:10:38,084 I'll do it in person. 245 00:10:38,109 --> 00:10:39,810 Obviously, I'm just... 246 00:10:39,868 --> 00:10:41,769 I'm gonna do it in person. 247 00:10:41,794 --> 00:10:43,575 I will do this in person! 248 00:10:45,201 --> 00:10:47,685 David: Well, that was quick. 249 00:10:48,433 --> 00:10:49,958 Stevie: It was a pretty short grocery list. 250 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:53,599 No, I mean, you being "over it." 251 00:10:54,185 --> 00:10:56,186 I knew what you meant. 252 00:10:56,211 --> 00:10:57,812 It's just a really fast turnaround. 253 00:10:57,837 --> 00:10:59,972 You know, usually it doesn't happen that quickly. 254 00:10:59,997 --> 00:11:01,552 What if it does? 255 00:11:01,713 --> 00:11:03,513 Well, it's just when someone keeps telling you 256 00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:05,172 that they're over it, sometimes it means 257 00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:08,067 that they're not actually over it, which is fine! 258 00:11:08,092 --> 00:11:10,093 But it's fine too if they are over it. 259 00:11:10,118 --> 00:11:12,060 Yeah, I just wanna make sure that you're taking the time 260 00:11:12,085 --> 00:11:14,614 to actually get over it, you know, 261 00:11:14,639 --> 00:11:16,773 because if you don't, I think it could lead to just... 262 00:11:16,798 --> 00:11:18,295 You know, it's interesting, 263 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:19,620 the longer we have this conversation, 264 00:11:19,654 --> 00:11:21,552 the more over it I get. 265 00:11:21,577 --> 00:11:23,011 - Oh! - In fact, I'm having a hard time 266 00:11:23,036 --> 00:11:24,837 remembering when I wasn't over it. 267 00:11:25,078 --> 00:11:27,480 Wow, well aren't you just a... 268 00:11:27,505 --> 00:11:29,539 A pillar of strength, and self-healing. 269 00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:31,739 Yeah, I'm pretty amazing. 270 00:11:31,764 --> 00:11:33,598 - Uh huh. - You really missed out. 271 00:11:33,924 --> 00:11:36,392 - Oh, did I? - 'Cause, you know, 272 00:11:36,417 --> 00:11:38,051 - I'm over it. - You're over it! Yep. 273 00:11:38,076 --> 00:11:40,552 Yeah, you made that abundantly clear. So... 274 00:11:43,638 --> 00:11:45,639 Moira: Okay, a quarter cup at a time. 275 00:11:45,673 --> 00:11:47,407 A thin stream, it's supposed to be a thin stream, 276 00:11:47,442 --> 00:11:49,009 - and blend it really well. - Uh huh. Uh huh. 277 00:11:49,043 --> 00:11:51,004 Or you'll burn it... David, that's not right! 278 00:11:51,029 --> 00:11:52,262 Okay well, that's because I'm ladling and stirring 279 00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:54,064 at the same time, and you're just standing there. 280 00:11:54,098 --> 00:11:55,198 Now is not the time to lose focus, darling. 281 00:11:55,233 --> 00:11:57,067 This was your idea! 282 00:11:57,101 --> 00:11:59,160 You're the one who allegedly made the enchiladas. 283 00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:00,986 Yes, so try to keep up. 284 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:02,833 Okay, next. 285 00:12:02,858 --> 00:12:05,227 Now's the time to sprinkle in the chili pepper flakes. 286 00:12:05,252 --> 00:12:07,083 We've already done that. 287 00:12:07,788 --> 00:12:09,161 What number are we on?! 288 00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:11,439 Oh my God, is this not your mother's recipe? 289 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,206 Yes, and now I'm passing it on to you! 290 00:12:13,231 --> 00:12:14,466 So try to keep up. 291 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,185 Um... oh! 292 00:12:16,210 --> 00:12:19,091 Next step is to fold in the cheese. 293 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:22,731 What does that mean? 294 00:12:22,756 --> 00:12:24,528 What does "fold in the cheese" mean? 295 00:12:24,815 --> 00:12:27,984 - You fold it in. - I understand that, but how? 296 00:12:28,009 --> 00:12:29,876 How do you fold it? Do you fold it in half, 297 00:12:29,901 --> 00:12:31,613 like a piece of paper, and drop it in the pot, 298 00:12:31,638 --> 00:12:32,851 or, what do you do? 299 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,987 David, I cannot show you everything. 300 00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:36,778 Okay, well, can you show me one thing?! 301 00:12:38,468 --> 00:12:40,034 You just... here's what you do: 302 00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:41,794 You just fold it in. 303 00:12:41,819 --> 00:12:44,421 Okay, I don't know how to fold broken cheese like that! 304 00:12:44,446 --> 00:12:46,314 Then I don't know how to be any clearer! 305 00:12:46,339 --> 00:12:47,706 You take that thing that's in your hand, 306 00:12:47,731 --> 00:12:48,898 - Uh huh? - And you... 307 00:12:48,923 --> 00:12:51,112 If you say "fold in" one more time... 308 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:52,958 It says, fold it in! 309 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,207 This is your recipe! 310 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,075 You fold in the cheese, then! 311 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,737 - Don't you dare! - You fold it in! 312 00:12:58,762 --> 00:12:59,677 David! 313 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,442 Oh good, now I see bubbles. 314 00:13:04,473 --> 00:13:07,441 David! What does burning smell like?! 315 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:11,989 All right, here we go. Ohhh! 316 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:14,989 Hey. 317 00:13:15,014 --> 00:13:17,856 Wow, twice in the same day, what'd I do to deserve this? 318 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:20,416 Um, I was hoping we could talk again. 319 00:13:20,441 --> 00:13:23,177 Oh, well, I was about to give Hazel a blood test. 320 00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:25,466 Well, I think it's probably better if you put Hazel down. 321 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,606 What?! No, she'll be fine! 322 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,274 - It's just her blood sugar! - No, no, no, no, no! 323 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,342 I just mean while we talk, I think it would be... 324 00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:32,044 Um, easier. 325 00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:34,913 Oh, okay. 326 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:37,583 There we go. 327 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,083 Okay. 328 00:13:40,385 --> 00:13:42,794 So, I did something. 329 00:13:43,677 --> 00:13:46,325 I didn't do something, I should've done something. 330 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,974 And I didn't. 331 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,935 What didn't you do? 332 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:53,200 Um, I wasn't direct with people. 333 00:13:53,914 --> 00:13:56,411 People who deserve more directness. 334 00:13:56,942 --> 00:13:59,271 (Takes a deep breath) People like you. 335 00:14:00,265 --> 00:14:02,419 Well, that was pretty direct. 336 00:14:02,444 --> 00:14:05,185 People like you deserve better than people like me. 337 00:14:06,123 --> 00:14:07,958 You're the perfect boyfriend, Ted. 338 00:14:08,210 --> 00:14:10,024 - Thank you... - But... 339 00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:11,416 I knew there was a "but." 340 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,606 No, no, no! There is no "but." 341 00:14:14,168 --> 00:14:17,833 But you're just not the perfect boyfriend for me. 342 00:14:18,721 --> 00:14:21,520 And I don't-i don't think that I'm in this enough 343 00:14:21,545 --> 00:14:23,179 to take it to the next level. 344 00:14:25,036 --> 00:14:26,899 (Sighs) Okay. 345 00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,333 Okay. 346 00:14:29,017 --> 00:14:30,384 So that does mean that I don't think 347 00:14:30,432 --> 00:14:33,317 that I can accept, your proposal. 348 00:14:33,403 --> 00:14:35,107 Yeah, no, I pieced that part together. 349 00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:36,528 Okay. 350 00:14:37,263 --> 00:14:39,378 But um... 351 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:40,895 Thank you. 352 00:14:42,854 --> 00:14:46,194 - For what? - Well, I wouldn't want to marry someone 353 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,687 who didn't feel about me 354 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,247 the same way that I feel about them. 355 00:14:51,251 --> 00:14:54,219 Oh wow, could you make this any harder? 356 00:14:54,309 --> 00:14:56,988 Well, I did book us a two week couples vacation 357 00:14:57,013 --> 00:14:58,540 that's non-refundable. 358 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,899 Ooh, yeah, that makes... 359 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,583 That makes it harder. 360 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:08,941 Johnny: Hi Bob, what's uh, going on? 361 00:15:08,966 --> 00:15:10,606 Johnny, what are you doing here? 362 00:15:10,699 --> 00:15:13,935 Well, I just came by to talk to you about the office space. 363 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:16,148 It's funny to hear that, 364 00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:19,418 because before you were saying this isn't office space. 365 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,320 And uh, well, I got to thinking, 366 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,488 well, if it's not office space, 367 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:26,739 then, what the heck is it?! 368 00:15:26,764 --> 00:15:29,032 And then I remembered Gwen's nephew, Eric, here, 369 00:15:29,057 --> 00:15:31,691 was looking for studio space. 370 00:15:31,739 --> 00:15:35,294 Uh, he draws Chinese cartoons. 371 00:15:35,319 --> 00:15:37,621 They're Japanese graphic novels. 372 00:15:38,216 --> 00:15:39,778 It's called Manga. 373 00:15:40,209 --> 00:15:41,643 Johnny: Oh, well, that sounds like a... 374 00:15:41,668 --> 00:15:43,700 Lucrative career choice. 375 00:15:44,356 --> 00:15:46,612 So anyway Bob, I've decided to take this space 376 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,567 for my office, so. 377 00:15:48,942 --> 00:15:51,383 Ooh, now this is a bit awkward, 378 00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:53,986 because you gave me the distinct impression 379 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:56,013 that you didn't want it. 380 00:15:56,214 --> 00:15:59,182 And now we uh, have Eric here. 381 00:15:59,207 --> 00:16:01,375 Johnny: Yeah, well, Eric can find a you know, 382 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:04,202 a back room, or a dark basement to doodle in. 383 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,698 Well, that's okay, Uncle Bob. 384 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,231 I don't have any money. 385 00:16:08,256 --> 00:16:11,125 Either does Johnny, and he's not even related to me. 386 00:16:11,150 --> 00:16:14,219 No, but you said Eric was Gwen's nephew, 387 00:16:14,244 --> 00:16:17,589 so technically he's not related to you, either. 388 00:16:17,614 --> 00:16:18,944 So... no offense, Eric. 389 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,724 No, that's fair. 390 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:23,015 Bob: Oh. Well, uh... 391 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:25,651 All right, Johnny, uh, I guess just let me know 392 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,786 when you've finished cleaning up, 393 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:31,427 and uh, I'll find something else for you to do. 394 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:34,360 Johnny: Bob, I don't work for you, I'm just setting up an office! 395 00:16:34,385 --> 00:16:36,186 Bob: No, I know, it's your space. 396 00:16:36,211 --> 00:16:39,347 And uh, just so you know, garage opens at eight, 397 00:16:39,372 --> 00:16:42,774 but if you're here a few minutes before that, even better! 398 00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:50,224 (Clatters) 399 00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,028 David: How did it go? 400 00:16:59,053 --> 00:17:00,920 You smell the room, what do you think? 401 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,021 I-I don't know. 402 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,427 Well, of course you don't, 403 00:17:04,452 --> 00:17:07,810 because I have not taught you life's basic skills. 404 00:17:07,835 --> 00:17:11,231 Other than cooking, what basic life skills don't I have? 405 00:17:11,256 --> 00:17:14,092 Oh David, I'm not sure we have time for that. 406 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:15,217 You know, when I was a young girl, 407 00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:18,046 my sister and I baked bread from scratch, 408 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,405 in a kitchen half this size. 409 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,700 Do I wanna hear this story? 410 00:17:21,725 --> 00:17:25,110 I could make a bed, I could fix a wobbly table, 411 00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:27,536 or start a car without a key. 412 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,411 Then I met your father, 413 00:17:29,436 --> 00:17:33,172 and suddenly I had people to do everything for me. 414 00:17:33,434 --> 00:17:37,270 And I assumed that I would maintain my proficiencies, 415 00:17:37,295 --> 00:17:39,950 should I ever, God forbid, need them. 416 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:44,114 But no, I have lost all my skills. 417 00:17:44,613 --> 00:17:48,048 And now I know how it feels to be utterly helpless, 418 00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:50,614 like you, and your sister. 419 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,356 I don't know if I'd call us "helpless." 420 00:17:53,381 --> 00:17:55,036 No need to make me feel better. 421 00:17:55,061 --> 00:18:00,091 Anyway, I um... I found something. 422 00:18:00,274 --> 00:18:03,255 David, that's your cell phone! 423 00:18:04,863 --> 00:18:08,786 Um... you might wanna press play on my cell phone. 424 00:18:09,192 --> 00:18:10,458 Just press... 425 00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:14,402 Woman on video: "Folding" is one of the easiest techniques in the book. 426 00:18:14,443 --> 00:18:17,705 It's just a very gentle way of combining two ingredients. 427 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,442 See what I'm doing? 428 00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:22,751 Well, that's simple enough, any fool could do that. 429 00:18:23,183 --> 00:18:25,802 - Did you do that?! - No. 430 00:18:25,842 --> 00:18:28,020 Woman on video: Folding is most often used in baking... 431 00:18:30,592 --> 00:18:33,894 - Oh, Mr. Rose. - Oh, hi there, Ted. 432 00:18:33,919 --> 00:18:35,854 I was just dropping off some stuff for Alexis. 433 00:18:35,879 --> 00:18:38,748 Oh. You wanna come in? 434 00:18:38,808 --> 00:18:40,695 Uh, I think it's best if I don't. 435 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:41,685 Oh. 436 00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:44,977 - Oh... - Yeah. 437 00:18:45,075 --> 00:18:46,552 We broke up. 438 00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:49,137 Yeah, I... I'm sorry to hear that. 439 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,161 Yeah, me too. 440 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:53,698 Are you okay? 441 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,778 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 442 00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:57,606 Good. 443 00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:01,372 (Sobbing) 444 00:19:02,384 --> 00:19:05,739 Okay, that's okay. 445 00:19:05,764 --> 00:19:07,965 I'm sorry, it's just... 446 00:19:08,343 --> 00:19:10,630 She really made a mark on me, you know? 447 00:19:10,713 --> 00:19:16,505 And it's rare to find someone that beautiful, and smart, 448 00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:20,364 and deeply selfish, yet charming! 449 00:19:20,389 --> 00:19:23,971 Yeah, I know, I know. Well, you'll bounce back, 450 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,932 you'll bounce back because you're a fine young man. 451 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:29,106 You're a fine young man, and... 452 00:19:29,131 --> 00:19:31,716 Yeah, yeah. I think I just... 453 00:19:32,126 --> 00:19:35,208 Need to get away for a little while. 454 00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:36,810 You know, clear my head a bit. 455 00:19:36,835 --> 00:19:40,341 Yeah, well, that looks like that might be a good idea. 456 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:44,317 (Sobbing) 457 00:19:49,248 --> 00:19:51,683 Johnny: Well, this looks delicious! 458 00:19:51,717 --> 00:19:54,652 I see someone decided on a new dish. 459 00:19:54,687 --> 00:19:57,302 David: Nope, these are the enchiladas. 460 00:19:57,327 --> 00:19:59,128 Yeah well, they kinda smell like enchiladas, so... 461 00:19:59,274 --> 00:20:01,375 We had lots of fun making them. 462 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,074 Mm! Let's not ruin a meal by talking about the process! 463 00:20:04,099 --> 00:20:05,528 Johnny: Well, fair enough. 464 00:20:05,553 --> 00:20:09,091 Hey, I for one, cannot wait to dig in! 465 00:20:09,535 --> 00:20:10,702 Hmm! 466 00:20:14,974 --> 00:20:16,775 (Cutlery clinks) 467 00:20:36,808 --> 00:20:38,208 Mmm! 468 00:20:40,299 --> 00:20:43,574 Not bad. Not bad, you two! 469 00:20:43,599 --> 00:20:44,817 Not bad at all! 470 00:20:45,759 --> 00:20:46,759 (Clears throat) 471 00:20:52,655 --> 00:20:55,724 Alexis: Mm... it's creamy. 472 00:20:55,848 --> 00:20:57,048 - Very creamy. - Mm! 473 00:20:57,082 --> 00:20:58,149 Thank you, Alexis. 474 00:21:00,798 --> 00:21:02,265 Well, this could be a very good thing! 475 00:21:02,290 --> 00:21:04,091 I think maybe once, or twice a week... 476 00:21:04,116 --> 00:21:05,082 This won't be happening again. 477 00:21:05,386 --> 00:21:06,512 Uh-uh. 478 00:21:07,026 --> 00:21:08,927 Although it's really not that complicated, 479 00:21:08,961 --> 00:21:13,685 - once you fold in the cheese! - Ahh... 480 00:21:13,709 --> 00:21:17,817 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 481 00:21:18,138 --> 00:21:20,185 Alexis hasn't been here for a week and a half. 482 00:21:20,217 --> 00:21:22,601 I had breakfast with her just yesterday. 483 00:21:22,626 --> 00:21:23,773 That was me. 484 00:21:23,798 --> 00:21:26,867 We had a lengthy conversation about hosiery and menopause. 485 00:21:26,892 --> 00:21:29,976 Again, that was me. 35394

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