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- Nice poster, Reverend Jax.

- Thank you, Dwayne.

We exceeded our constructionpaper
budget for the year,

so I moved some money around,

took it outof double-sided tape...

Does anybody haveany double-sided tape

I could borrow?

- We are going to Lexington.

It's gonna be so fun.

- Fun?
No.

This is David versus Goliath.

Pastor Magnus and his choir
think that they can beat us,

but we're not the same choir
we were six months ago, are we?

- Hell no! This time I know the songs.

And the real words,

not just cheating offother people's mouths.

- I wasn't looking
for actual answers.

This is about more than music.

This is about
moxie versus money.

Choir: Yeah.

- This is about sincerity
versus hypocrisy.

[choir agreeing]

- This is about persistence
versus privilege.

- Amen!
- All right.

- This is about you
beating the guy

who wouldn't let you bury
your wife in his cemetery.

- And he kissed her.

- And it is naive to think
it stopped at a kiss.

- All right, can we...
- He did say Jean was kinky.

[choir agreeing]

- Uh, can we bring it in, please!

The point is,
I didn't stayin the cultural ass-crack

of America's armpitin order to lose.

So clear your schedulesfor
the next five days,

because you're mine.

- Now is the armpit
in the ass-crack,

or is the ass-crack
in the armpit?

[choir arguing]

choir: ♪ Hallelujah,
Thine the glory ♪

♪ Revive us again

- Who's first?
Choir: Second First!

- You ready to blow?!
Choir: Yeah!

- Three, two, one, blow!

[Survivor's "Eye of the Tiger"]

Again.

- Push it, push it.

♪

- ♪ Rising up

♪ Back on the street

♪ Did my time

♪ Took my chances

♪ Went the distance,
now I'm back on my feet ♪

- Three, two, go!

- ♪ Just a man
and his will to survive ♪

- Three, two, one.

- ♪ It's the eye
of the tiger ♪

♪ It's the thrill
of the fight ♪

♪ Rising up

♪ To the challenge
of our rival ♪

- Yes!

- ♪ And the last
known survivor ♪

♪ Stalks his prey
in the night ♪

♪ And he's watching us all

♪ With the eye

- Better.

- ♪ Eye of the tiger

[cheering]
- Let's do this!

- Whoo!
- Hey, guys,

the bus will be here
any second, and remember

it is a tight squeeze, so only
one bag per person, okay?

- One bag? That's impossible.

What if I'm going froman
afternoon of athleisure

to a smart casual dinner?

- Just wear the same cardigan
you always wear.

- This is new.
[choir gasps and admonishes]

- [coughing]

[choir arguing]
- Who coughed?

Seriously, is somebody sick?

'Cause if somebody's sick,
they need to go home.

- You would leavesomebody behind?

- We are a herd of antelope,

and that cough is a lion
that is chasing us.

So you know what we're gonna do?

We're gonna sacrifice
the weak link,

so that the lion will feast
upon that carcass

and the rest of us
might survive.

I'll be watching,

and I'll be listening.

- I'm gonna go see

if Reverend Jax needs
some help with his bag.

- Appreciate it, Dwayne.

[country music]

- You didn't make the cut.
I'm sorry.

- [coughing]
- Dwayne, are you okay?

- I'm sorry.
- It's fine.

I needed to eliminate an outfit.

So long, impromptu baptism.

- [coughs]
Can you keep a secret?

- What, that you're sick?

I can keep that secret.
Can you?

- [poorly concealing cough]

- Okay, new plan:
When you need to cough,

just tap your chin
with your finger,

and I'll create a diversion.

- Hey, uh, Reverend Jax...
- Ginny!

♪ Ginny, bo-binny,
banana-fana-fo-finny ♪

♪ Fi-fi-fo-finny, Ginny
- I like that.

Um, oh wait, wait.

Did the bus company call
and say why they're late?

I have to be at the hotel
by 6:00 for a job interview.

- In Lexington? Would you have to move?

- Yes, but it's just
an interview,

and I probably won't get it.

I just... I don't want
Adams to find out.

She is my current boss
and my forever friend.

She's my boss friend.
- Reverend Jax.

- Oh, come on,
it's only two days!

You don't need a turquoise bolo!

- Thank you, Ginny.

So long
"antiquing with Ashley Judd."

- Could you do me a favor?

When we get to Lexington,

I need to duck out for a moment.

Could you cover for me?
- Of course.

Anything you need to discuss?

- You need to pack some drawers.

- [gasps]

I guess this will be
a commando trip.

God's love is all the support
I need.

- Now don't unplug Gram-Gram,
no matter how mean she is.

- Or how many timesshe asks you.

[phone dings]
- Mm-hmm... oh.

[gasps]

Son of a biscuit!
- What's wrong?

- Our bus broke down, and
they can't get a replacement

until tonight.

- Sounds like sabotage.

You think Magnusis behind this?

- Arthur, focus!

We gotta be in Lexington
by 6:00 PM.

For team building purposes.

- Well, my buddy Dookie
might be able to help.

He has a bus.

- I'm leery of any plan thathinges
on a man named "Dookie,"

but how bad can it be?

[loud techno music]

- Dookie just has to drop these
kids off at the Winter Formal,

and then we're good to go.

- Tell your friend
to drive faster, Dookie!

No more stopping for fake IDs.

- You look familiar.

- I was Snowflake Queenin 19... [mumbles.]

- No, you're the lady
that murdered her husband.

Do you do stepdads?
I hate Rick.

- Honey, you can't afford me.
[phone rings]

- No, don't answer that!

- Pastor Magnus!

I'm so honored
that you have my phone number!

- I hear you're having
transportation issues.

- How does he kn...

Quinn, will you get offsocial media!

- They're my only friends!

- If you need
to back out of regionals,

I'm sure everyone
would understand.

- Oh, you would love that, wouldn't you?

You're looking at the faceof
the next regional champion!

- You got
a little something here.

- ♪ Oh, Lord,
my God ♪

[country music]

- Hi, hello, hi.

Hi, my name is Ginny Hawlings

and I have a six o'clock
appointment with Brian.

- Brian's dead.
- [gasps]

- Oh, sorry. I wish Brian was dead.

I was daydreaming.

He just deniedmy vacation days.

- Oh.

- But you might be ableto
catch him in the garage.

- Vacation days.
That must be nice.

Wait, garage, garage, garage,
garage...

- Just text me the address.

I should be ableto get
out of here in an hour.

- Going somewhere?
- Yeah.

I'm going to 1253Mind Your Business Avenue.

- Okay.
- Hey, what's going on?

- We booked ten rooms.
How can there only be five?

- There's a choral competitionin town.

- Yeah.
[whimpers]

- I know, it sounds stupid,

but some people are into that.

- [groans]

- Aw, you guys
just can't catch a break.

It's like that saying,
"the rich get richer."

But the opposite.
- What a shock.

Someone from Perpetual Praise
is gloating.

Hang on, is Magnus behind
this room thing?

- Yes, he's obsessed with you.
You're all he talks about.

Oh, wait, no.
That's Jesus.

- Right, that zombieyou all worship.

- Well, looks like you and
Iare gonna have to share a bed.

You wanna be the big spoon
or the little spoon?

Who are we kidding?

We both knowyou're little spoon.

- As much as I believe
platonic cuddling is the answer

to all of life's problems,
I gotta come clean.

I got a cold, and I don't want
Arthur sending me home.

- Why didn't you tell me?
I have the perfect cure.

On a scale of one to ten,
what's your pain tolerance?

- Brian?

Hi, I'm Ginny.

From the phone.
- Oh.

- I am so sorry that I was late

to our interview,
but I can talk now.

- Well, I can't.

I'm meeting my motherfor drinks.

Don't ask.

- What a coincidence.
My other car is a TARDIS too.

- You a big "Doctor Who" fan?-
Oh, my God, are you kidding?

My mama always said I should
marry a doctor, and I said,

"Only if it's Doctor Who."

- Can you come back tomorrowat 11:00?

- 11:00?
That's my middle name.

That was a joke.
It's 12:00.

That was also a joke.
It's JoAnne.

I'm actually really nervous.
It's Trish.

- You know, I had a feeling
you were sick.

We're connected, brother.

Like when one twin gets hurt
and the other feels it.

Now, this might burn a little.

- 'Cause it's hot water?
- Because it's grain alcohol.

- [strained grunting]
- Aah, gah.

- Ooh, our nose!

♪

- Check it out.

I changedthe sound check times.

I swapped our timewith Perpetual Praise

so they're gonna missrehearsal,

and we're gonna getdouble.

Payback's a bitch, and I am high on life.

- Have you been drinking?

- Just a bunch
of mini-bar bourbons

and that Five Hour Energy

that looked a hell of a lot
like a mini-bar bourbon.

- 11:00?
Oh, no, no, no.

That won't work.
- Why not?

- Don't freak out.
- Mm-kay.

- But I have a job interview.

It would mean a raise,

and health insurance,

even dental.

I could stop
wearing Cash's old retainer.

- Yeah, you should definitely
stop doing that

'cause that's really gross.

You have to reschedule.
You're the soloist.

- You don't understand how much
this means to me.

- To you?
- Mm-hmm.

- Obliterating Magnus

is the reason I stayed here...

You convinced me to lead
this choir,

and you're not sticking it out?

- I don't want to leave
Conley Fork.

My Gram-Gram would destroy me
on social media.

But you're the one who told me
to dream bigger.

- No, don't blame me
for your selfishness.

- So wanting what's best
for my family is selfish?

- Deserting people
who are depending on you

is selfish, yes.

- I think you should leave.

Go on.
Git.

- Don't you mean "get?"
- I mean git.

It rhymes with "stuck-up
piece of [bleep]."

- Appreciate the hospitality.

- Maybe if I offered mixed nuts,

people would open up to me more.

- Taxi!
- I have to go.

[remix of Dead or Alive's
"You Spin Me [Like a Record]"]

- ♪ Ah

♪ I get to know your name

♪

♪ Well, if I

♪ Could trace your private
number, baby ♪

- Rev?

Did you follow me here?

- Yes.

But only because I care.

I don't understand
why you don't trust me.

Everyone else in the church
thinks I'm a good pastor

now that Bernice is dead.

- Please welcome to the stage

Madame Adams!

[cheering]
- Hello, my beautiful babies!

I'm Madame Adams,

and I've been keeping it tight
since 19... [mumbles].

[laughter]

- That man is doing
an impression of you.

Does he know you?
- That's my husband, Keith.

- Your dead husband is alive?

- No, my alive husbandwho's
about to be dead.

You stole my life!

And my dress!

- I look like a young Beyoncé.

- Damn it, he's really
pulling it off.

- ♪ For spacious skies

- So your big secret

is that you didn't murder
your husband?

- His parents are conservative.

They were
never gonna accept him.

He had to leave Conley Fork
to be who he is!

So I said I'd cover for him.

I do not warble like that.

- So now I know why you never
denied the murder rumors.

You were protecting Keith.

That's very noble.

- I'm Madame Adams,
the owner of this club

and the mineral rights below.

[laughter]
- He's like a younger you.

He's like an older you.

[laughs nervously]
He doesn't look like you.

- So glad you made it.

Who's your friend?

- I'm Reverend Jax,

her beloved and trusted pastor

and also her best friend!

- He followed me here.

- So he's from Conley Fork,

where people still believe
I'm dead.

Until now.

- That's what I wantedto talk to you about.

I met someone.
- That's amazing!

- Except, because of our secret,

he thinks I'm a murderer.

- That gives you the upper hand
in the relationship.

I don't see the problem.
- Secrets can be a real burden.

- Oh, really?

I wouldn't know that as
a gay black man in Kentucky.

- Listen, I am gladthat
you got to start over,

but my new life can't start

until people in Conley Forkknow the truth.

- I'm just not ready yet.

So, if you'll excuse me,

I have to get ready
for the next show.

- Let's go.

- I kind of ordered
some huevos rancheros.

[country music]

- Hello again...

- Jan.

- Jan, Jan, ba-bam,
banana-fana-fo-fam...

I am back for my interview
with Brian.

- Brian's behind schedule,
but you can have a seat.

- Oh.

- This place is big as hell!

- Or heaven.

- Anybody else feel small?

- Welcome to my world, buddy.

- [whistles]

- A burp would echo so loud
in here.

[echoes]

- Don't be intimidated.

Quinn, do me a favor.

Stand by that back riser.
Where's that come up?

Comes up right to his hip,
don't they?

- He's right.
They do!

What's that mean?

- It means they are
the same height

as the ones we've been
practicing on

in Conley Fork.

Adams, touch those robes.

- A random rack of robes that
could belong to vagabonds?

No thank you.
- Junior.

- Feels like a polyester blend.

Low viscosity.
10% rayon, max.

- It's the same material
as our cheap choir robes,

am I right?

- Yes.
- They are.

- Yes.
- Mm-hmm.

- I want this win against Magnus

more than anything,
and I know you do too.

Every one of you.

- Except Ginny.

Where is she?
[echoes]

[phone dings]

♪

- Excuse me,
where is the bathroom?

Oh, is it right here?
Thank you so much.

You've been great!
- That's where Brian is...

- Brian, I am withdrawing
my application,

which is your loss

because I am the best candidate
for this position,

because unlike you,
I am punctual.

And I'm honest, which is why
I'm gonna tell you

I watched "Doctor Who,"

and it makes absolutely
no sense.

I mean, the bad guys
are trash cans.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I have somewhere more important
to be.

Good luck finding a better
assistant manager than me.

- But I'm the assistant manager.

- That's why I called you
in here, Gary.

- Okay, I know this is just
sound check,

but I want you to put everything

into these two numbers.

I want to blow Magnus'
toupeeso far off his head,

it lands in the woodsand
squirrels nest in it.

Can I get an amen?

All: Amen!

- Guys! Guys, I'm here.

I'm here.
[choir scolding]

I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry that I'm late.

That was for them
and not for you.

- Girl, what are you wearing?

You look like
a court-appointed attorney.

- Let's hit it.
[choir chatting]

[Norman Greenbaum's
"Spirit in the Sky"]

- We are the reigning,
reigning, reigning champions,

and we would not miss
our sound check.

[driving '60s rock]

I have in my hand

a schedule that says
you changed our time

with the Second First Church
of the Cumberlands!

- ♪ When I die, and they lay me
to rest ♪

♪ Gonna go to the place
that's the best ♪

♪ When I lay me down to die

♪ Going up to the spirit
in the sky ♪

♪ Going up to the spirit
in the sky ♪

all: ♪ Spirit in the sky

- ♪ That's where I'm gonna go
when I die ♪

all: ♪ When I die

- ♪ When I die and they lay me
to rest ♪

♪ I'm gonna go to the place
that's the best ♪

- Yea, though I walk
through the valley

of the shadow of death.
- What in creation is this?

This was supposed to beour time!

- Your sound check
was an hour ago.

You missed it,
so they skipped you.

- He that worketh deceit

shall not dwell within my house!

- Says the man who sabotaged
our bus

and stole our hotel rooms.

- I have no idea
what you're talking about.

- Yeah, well, do you remember
denying my wife's dying wish

to be buried in your cemetery?

- I have asked Godto help me like you,

but some prayerswill go unanswered.

- Yeah, well, imaginary friends
are so unreliable.

Pray as hard as you want.
You're gonna lose.

- [growls]

[moans]
[choir exclaiming]

[cymbals crashing]

Medic!

- What... no, no, I'm fine!
I'm fine...

- I got you buddy.

[grunting]
Rest easy in my jacked arms.

Nope, I can't do it.
Too huge, going down!

- Oh, my God,
did I just kill Magnus?

- No, he's not dead,

and a lot of things can cause
a heart attack.

- This is all your fault!

I need to go in the ambulance
with him

to keep his hair on straight.

It's what he would want.

- I spoke to the other pastors.

We decided out of respect
for Pastor Magnus,

we should cancel regionals.

I'll tell the choir.

- Are you okay?

- Worst thing in the worldjust happened

to the person I hate most.

You think I'd be happy, but I'm sad.

- Well, of course you are.
You're not a monster.

- Oh, really?

I tried to keep you from
takinga shot at a better life.

- Oof, doesn't matter.
[laughs]

I screwed it up, and I am sure
that I will not get it.

- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Mm.

- Back to me.

What the hell am I supposedto do?

I mean, ever since Jean died,

revenge is the only thingthat's
been keeping me going.

- Well, on the surface, maybe.

But underneath, I mean,
wasn't it about friendship

and community and the joy
of making music with us?

- Nah.

I don't livein Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood.

Unless there's a bar.

[sad country music]

- Yep, kind of a bummer
we don't get to perform.

Dookie was really
looking forward to it.

- I know a place we
mightbe able to perform.

Just need to make a call.
- Great.

I don't know what those
paramedics shot me full of,

but I feel like singing,
dancing,

or getting slapped in the face.

Whoo!

Now that's what
I'm talking about, baby.

[mumbling to himself]

- Are you sure you're ready
for this?

- Absolutely.

I thought about it,

and I'm proud of the person
I've become.

It's about time I showed him
to the world.

And thank you for not
murdering me.

[both laugh]

- Come on in!

Y'all remember Keith?

My ex-husband who moved
to Lexington

to open a drag club,

but didn't want anyonein
Conley Fork to know,

so he faked his death and
leteveryone think I'm a murderer?

[laughter]
- Surprise!

[all talking excitedly]

- You look amazing!
- Well, thank you, thank you.

Okay, look, look, look,
look, look, look.

We can catch up later.

Right now, I have
an empty stage,

and you have a performance
to give.

Come on, I'll show you
where to go.

[all talking excitedly]
- Ooh.

Are we gonna sing
"Ave Maria" here?

- Well, maybe.

With a twist.

[phone rings]

Oh.

Hello?

- Ginny, it's Brian
from the Lexington Inn.

- Oh, before you say anything,

I am so sorry
for being rude earlier.

- No, you're a straight shooter,

which is why I'm offering you
the job.

How soon can you relocate
to Lexington?

- Guess we're doing this.

[gasps]
Arthur!

You came!
- Yeah, 154 texts later.

Why are we in a drag club?

- Because it doesn't matter

where our choir gets to perform,

just that we make music
together.

Also, the lighting
is impeccable.

- You guys go ahead.
You're better off without me.

- Then just stay and listen.

I know you're in pain.

But I also know that music
is your connection

to what I call God.

So shut up and notice the love
all around you!

And if you get a chance,
order the huevos rancheros.

[choir harmonizing]
- ♪ Ave

♪ Maria

[synth music]

♪ Gratia plena

[dance beat]

♪

[operatic note]

- ♪ Do you believe in life
after love? ♪

- ♪ Ave Maria

- ♪ I can feel something
inside me say ♪

♪ I really don't think
you're strong enough, no ♪

- ♪ What am I supposed to do?

♪ Sit around
and wait for you? ♪

♪ Well, I can't do that

♪ And there's no turning back

- ♪ I need time to move on

♪ I need love to feel strong

♪ 'Cause I've had time
to think it through ♪

both: ♪ And maybe I'm too good
for you, oh ♪

all: ♪ Do you believe
in life after love? ♪

- ♪ Ave Maria

- ♪ I can feel something
inside me say ♪

♪ I really don't think
you're strong enough, no ♪

- ♪ Ah
- ♪ Ave Maria

- ♪ Ave Maria

- ♪ I can feel something
inside me say ♪

- ♪ Yeah, I really don't think
you're strong enough ♪

- ♪ Ave

♪ Maria

[cheers and applause]