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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,280 --> 00:00:05,271 - Glen! - Jill! 2 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:07,433 So, how are you? 3 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:11,870 Oh, I'm not so good, Jill, to be honest. 4 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:14,110 They had to remove most of my guts, 5 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:15,679 cos of the poisoning. 6 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:19,036 Can only really manage a Nice biscuit now and then. 7 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:22,635 - My memory's almost completely gone. - Can't remember anything? 8 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:23,994 Hardly a thing. 9 00:00:24,080 --> 00:00:27,914 - Except I know I love you, Jill. - And I love you, Glen. 10 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,116 Have you made any friends? 11 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:32,475 Not really, no. (Laughs ) 12 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:35,438 - Got to make a bit of effort, Glen. - I know. 13 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:40,150 What about that sort of hot-eyed chap keeps staring at you over there? 14 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:43,549 That's Sandy. 15 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:45,870 Tried to sodomise me in the showers, Jill. 16 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:48,155 Oh, how was that? 17 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:50,595 I won't lie to you, it wasn't very pleasant. 18 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:53,638 I bent down to retrieve my Wash & Go and he... 19 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,153 came and went. 20 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,993 - (Sighing) Oh, Glen. - (Tearfully) Jill. 21 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:01,469 - Miss you. - I miss you. 22 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:06,475 I'm a born-again Christian, Glen. 23 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,755 So am I! (Laughs ) Yes. 24 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:12,593 Oh, the Lord Jesus did an awful lot for me, 25 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:14,193 God rest his soul. 26 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:16,714 - I spoke to Jesus earlier... - Oh, right. 27 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:18,791 Yeah. And he says, um, 28 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:21,838 would you mind writing me out a little cheque or... 29 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:23,876 maybe I could get your chip and pin. 30 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:29,279 What... Sorry, Jill, I'm not quite sure I understand you. I... 31 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:31,157 Sorry, Glen, you're breaking up. 32 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:33,435 - What d'you want those for? - Chip and pin? 33 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:35,272 Yeah. 34 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:43,117 What...what's the matter? 35 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:47,750 (Whispering) I just wanna start again. 36 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:51,958 I just wanna get away from all the name-calling, Glen. All the cruelty. 37 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:54,713 Have people been very unkind? 38 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:59,317 It's worse for me than for you being locked up in here. 39 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:00,958 Yes. 40 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:05,593 I just wanna move down here, Glen, so I can be close to you. 41 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:08,717 Be by the sea. Eat fish. 42 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:12,349 And, you know, just look back over my terrible life. 43 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:18,470 Jill, how can you love muggins, here, when they say that I've killed people? 44 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:22,155 To be honest with you, Glen, it's given you a little bit of an edge. 45 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:23,832 Oooh. 46 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:25,638 Is there a chance of intercourse? 47 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:27,711 We'd have to be married, Glen. 48 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,518 - I love you. - I love you. 49 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,431 (Laughs ) I'm so happy. 50 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:33,476 So am I. (Laughs ) 51 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:38,509 - Somebody's gotta pop the question, Glen. - Who's that, then? 52 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,556 Well, you. 53 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:42,073 Oh, right. 54 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:44,310 Get down on one knee. (Laughs ) 55 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:49,117 Will you, Jill, do me the very great honour 56 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:51,634 of making me the happiest Scotsman on the block 57 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:54,029 and consenting to be Mrs Glen Bulb? 58 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:55,439 I will. 59 00:02:58,240 --> 00:02:59,992 You may kiss the groom. 60 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:03,156 D'you mind if I don't, Glen? 61 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:07,636 Maybe you could just press your titties against the glass. 62 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:09,073 It's been a long time, Jill. 63 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:11,754 I'd love to, but I want it to be really special. 64 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:14,912 I-I wanted to get a look at your downstairs region, 65 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,878 maybe I could put my cardie around myself like a wee tent 66 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:19,916 and press my tinkle to the glass. 67 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,549 - (Laughs ) Sounds lovely. - Shall we make a go of it? 68 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:38,076 Kiss me, Jill. 69 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:46,278 - Glen? - Uh-huh? 70 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,316 Can I get your chip and pin? 71 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:02,074 (On TV) Next qeestion, what is the name of David Beckham's wife? 72 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:04,435 Is it A - Qeeen Victoria, 73 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:06,954 is it B - Victoria Beckham 74 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:09,998 or C - Victoria Station? 75 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:12,638 Toria Station. 76 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:20,555 Victoria Beckham it is. Well done, Wendy, that's the right answer. 77 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:22,949 There's another qeestion coming ep. 78 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,793 What is the capital of France? 79 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:29,555 - France. - Is it A - Paris, 80 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:31,790 B - Bressels 81 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,155 or C - Brittany? 82 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:37,198 (Animal-like shout) 83 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,956 - Paris? - Is the right answer... 84 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:41,996 Thank you very much. 85 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:51,629 - So, how's Glen doing, Dr Pinder? - Very well, he really is. 86 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:53,790 He's the life and soul of the whole group. 87 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:58,431 but he still can't remember anything about the night of July 12th. 88 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:00,158 No. 89 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:01,798 Is he out the coma? 90 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:04,758 - Well, obviously he's up and about... - Oh, no, I know. 91 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:08,389 We spent the afternoon together but I just wondered. 92 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:15,076 Geoff, we're very keen to marry, Glen and myself. 93 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:20,792 We were actually meant to be getting married. The night that Gordon the vicar come round... 94 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:23,235 - Erm, that's who Glen vegetablised. - Right. 95 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:26,676 - He'd come round to announce the bands. - I see. 96 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:29,115 I was pushing for Showaddywaddy 97 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:30,952 - I know they still tour. - Oh. 98 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:31,995 Yeah. 99 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:36,756 I wanted to ask you about that night. What do you think, um...motivated Glen, 100 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:39,479 to go back to the house and also strangle Terry 101 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:42,120 after he'd, er, poisoned Gordon? 102 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:44,917 - Jealousy. - Jealousy? 103 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:50,438 I mean, er, I don't know if you've noticed, Geoff, but I do tend to... 104 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:53,159 elucidate quite a sexual response from men. 105 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,071 (Quietly) No, I hadn't noticed that. 106 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:59,392 - I rarely wear pants, Geoff. - Is that due to an infection? 107 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:02,392 Just gives me a sense of freedom. 108 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:05,950 Good. I've gotta say, you and Glen, you're, er... 109 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:07,871 oof, an odd couple. 110 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:11,589 - Thank you. - Not exactly two peas in a pod. 111 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:13,750 But sometimes you get a pea and a carrot. 112 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:15,512 Not in the same pod, though... 113 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:18,831 No, but next to each other in the vegetable patch. 114 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:23,832 - Not that Glen's a vegetable. - Well, remains to be seen. 115 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:26,633 Love you! 116 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,392 - Love you! - (Both laugh) 117 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:32,591 I'm, er...I'm sure that... Glen. 118 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:34,238 Glen. 119 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:39,911 (Dr Pinder) Glen. 120 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,309 Ahem. No, Glen. 121 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,395 Glen. 122 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,038 Beg pardon. 123 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:53,317 Now, I-I'm sure you want to marry Glen 124 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,516 - because, of course, you love him. - I do. 125 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:57,716 - That's why I'm moving down here. - Oh. 126 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:58,835 - Really? - Yeah. 127 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:02,071 - Oh, great! - I don't think there's any hurry to marry... 128 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:06,119 I think there is, Dr Pinder, I'd like to formalise things asap. 129 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:11,638 Say, we weren't married and Glen were to tragically die in a sudden circumstance, 130 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:15,349 that would leave me in the position of a poverty-riddled Scottish widow 131 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:16,998 in a big black hood. 132 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:19,548 What makes you think that Glen's going to die? 133 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:23,830 Well, I mean with these syndromes, Geoff, they... 134 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:27,037 they rarely live beyond their 30s, do they? 135 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,952 (Seagulls) 136 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:43,074 Physically, I'm much better. 137 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:46,475 Erm, my legs have come back. 138 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:48,710 - That's great. - Yeah. 139 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,551 So, er... 140 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:54,393 Really...really enjoying my legs. 141 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,711 And, I think... 142 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:03,032 I think we're both very excited at making a new start... 143 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,758 after our...time at the Hopton community. 144 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:11,515 OK. 145 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:14,590 So, er... 146 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:17,433 where are we at, er, sexually? 147 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:20,512 I still prefer... 148 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,636 - cuddles and strokes. - Mm. 149 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:24,312 But not full pene... 150 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:25,833 Not... No. 151 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:32,839 I dunno, could, er... could Don start with, er, a little bit? 152 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:35,070 Just...bopping the tit? 153 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,796 He could, er... 154 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:46,871 I'd...r-rather he didn't. 155 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,315 How about a...finger? 156 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:51,436 I mean, could you accommodate... 157 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:54,516 We did try that, er... 158 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:57,389 Don... 159 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:59,630 hadn't cut his nails. 160 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:04,756 I was learning the guitar. 161 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:11,752 Oh, Jesus, look down on me 162 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:19,319 Oh, drink me like a cup of tea 163 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:26,390 Oh, Jesus, don't hurt on me 164 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:32,430 ? Please wrap me in your blanket ? 165 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:37,679 Before we witness the marriage today 166 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:40,957 between Glen Jacobi Bulb 167 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,473 and Jill Tina Tyrelle... 168 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:44,437 - Tyrell. - Tyrell. 169 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:47,478 Glen would like to say a few words about his faith. 170 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:49,516 My faith...about my faith. 171 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:53,669 - (Whispers ) What should I say? - Just something simple, Glen, 172 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:57,833 about...confessing your sins, casting out the blackness. 173 00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:59,478 The blackies? 174 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:01,596 - The blackness. - Oh. 175 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:02,795 Oh, yeah. 176 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:06,029 Hello. 177 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:09,237 Um, my name's Glen Bulb... 178 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:11,470 - and I'm a sinner. - Confess, Glen. 179 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:12,913 Yeah...I will. 180 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,356 - Erm... Done some terrible things... - Say what you did, Glen. 181 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:20,399 I-I killed a vicar and a man I didn't even know. 182 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:22,471 This...man... 183 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:24,949 - killed Gordon Fox, the vicar. - Vicar. 184 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:27,952 - And Terry Tyrell, my husband. - Jill's former husband. 185 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:29,519 I killed them. Sorry. 186 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:30,874 - Killed them! - Killed them. 187 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:32,916 - Killer! - Yeah. But... 188 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,719 - He's a killer! - I'm-I'm here to... 189 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:39,713 - Killer! - I'm here to atone for my sins, everyone. 190 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:43,395 And, um, since I came to Bettle Lodge a miracle has happened 191 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:48,076 because The Lord God came into my room. 192 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:52,312 Popped in to see me when I was with Chaplain Chip one night and... 193 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:54,914 I felt a kind of wetness come over me, 194 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,958 which, er, I took to be Our Lord Jesus. 195 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:03,189 I want to tell you... To witness the fact that Jesus is my saviour. 196 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:07,154 I can feel his grace in this room now, 197 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,231 nibbling at my feet. 198 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:12,118 I love him. He's my best friend. 199 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,316 But my second-best friend... 200 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,277 is a lady in red over there 201 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:20,432 - by the name of Jill Tina Tyrell. - (Sparse applause ) 202 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:22,272 - Love you. - Love you. 203 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:25,079 - (Glen ) Love Jesus! - Love Jesus and love Glen. 204 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:28,115 ( Simple organ tune ) 205 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:31,590 W-with this ring, I thee wed. 206 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,596 I thee wed. 207 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:45,037 - With my body, I thee worship. - Oh. With my body, I thee worship. 208 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:49,159 - Thank you. - With all my worldly goods, I thee endow. 209 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:50,992 Till death us do part. 210 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,832 You may... 211 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,672 kiss the bride. 212 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:11,954 Erm... 213 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:13,792 (Music stops ) 214 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,750 ( Slow electronic beat) 215 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:31,673 You're Jill Tyrell 216 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:33,557 A naughty little squirrel 217 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:37,189 You remind me a bit of my uncle Cyril 218 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:40,909 I think you're pretty and I want your titties 219 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,754 My heart goes boom and you make me dribble 220 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:53,112 (Beat stops ) 221 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:56,798 OK, Jean, let's get this party started. 222 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:59,235 ( Lively synthesiser demo tune ) 223 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:01,679 Love you! 224 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:04,433 Glen, you'd have to be dead for me to get your money? 225 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:06,670 - Yes, I hope so. - (Both laugh) 226 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:21,073 - Lost a bit of weight, haven't you, Linda? - Sorry, Jill. 227 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:23,071 - Know why that is, don't you? - Rexia? 228 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,720 No. Cos you slept with Terry. 229 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:30,237 Oh, yeah. They do say it's good exercise, don't they? 230 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,912 No, the cancer, Linda. You've obviously caught it. 231 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:36,953 Thank you. 232 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,196 I'm sorry 'bout what happened, Jill. 233 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:46,838 With Terry. 234 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,950 We just fell in love. 235 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:53,191 He treated me special. Like I was someone special. 236 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,111 Well, you know you're not, Linda. OK? 237 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,031 But he told me I was special. 238 00:13:57,120 --> 00:14:01,750 Yeah. All due respect, Linda, Terry would think a window was special. OK? 239 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:04,400 Very low IQ, round about 50. 240 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:07,836 - That puts him on a par with a donkey. - What's mine, Jill?. 241 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,672 Sausage dog. 242 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:17,792 You know Terry hated sex, Linda. 243 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,476 He said he loved it with me. 244 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,551 He said he loved my body. 245 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:25,632 Loved kissin' me and strokin' my hair. 246 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,995 Both ends. 247 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:31,072 One day, he tied my 'gina hair in a bow. 248 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,912 And let me love him down below. 249 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,950 You loved him down below? 250 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:38,270 Only his front bottom. 251 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:39,952 With your face? 252 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,395 He put his front bottom in my mouth. 253 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,914 And I put my front bottom in his mouth. 254 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:49,554 - He wasn't very big below. - I dunno, really. 255 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:52,234 I've had a lot of experience, Linda, whereas... 256 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:55,437 with all due respect, you lost your cherry to a dog. 257 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:58,071 It was lovely. 258 00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,673 It is lovely. 259 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,716 Even with the really small dogs. 260 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:05,631 After that, most men just... don't measure up. 261 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:15,109 Mary's been passed on several years back now. 262 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,913 And although I've had a couple of flings, 263 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,879 I still feel...really shaky around the ladies. 264 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:28,478 - Mm. This'll be your Parkinson's, Roy. - But...I don't have Parkinson's. 265 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:31,393 That's just your Alzheimer's talking, Roy. 266 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:38,110 D'you know sometimes, Sue... 267 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,598 given everything I've been through... 268 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,637 I feel like just... 269 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:50,269 moving away...and starting again. 270 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:55,279 Well, that's how I feel since Gordon... 271 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,510 He was my whole life. 272 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,720 How many of those have you had, Sue? 273 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,158 Two. 274 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:18,080 You eating up your feelings, Sue? 275 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,672 Hug for Jill. 276 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,038 Oh. 277 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,596 Oh, that is nice, Sue. 278 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,956 It's a real comfort. 279 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,078 (Whimpers ) 280 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,718 Thank you. 281 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,836 I really miss Gordon. 282 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:49,028 Still, what about you? 283 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:52,192 It's just a miracle you didn't marry that monster. 284 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,236 - Gordon? - Glen. 285 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,959 - Mm. - Did you realise he was a killer? 286 00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,678 Love's never perfect, Sue. 287 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,751 No. 288 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:04,070 I'll be honest though, Sue. 289 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:09,439 There were days when I had a whiff I was living with the Yorkshire Ripper. 290 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:11,636 - Really? - Mm. 291 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,631 Not to say there weren't some... 292 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:16,154 lovely times as well. 293 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:19,232 I'm sure Mrs Sutcliffe had some super days out with Peter 294 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,436 when he was having a break from raping. 295 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:31,311 (Breathes deeply and wheezes ) 296 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:34,191 (Jill) Bless him. 297 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,716 How does he wipe himself, Sue? 298 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,392 Well, I... 299 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:41,118 You know, I have a home help. 300 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,553 Mm. 301 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:48,154 - Is he having a sauna, Susan? - Erm, no. 302 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:50,071 - D'you want a bit of pasty? - No. 303 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:52,230 - Gordon? - Don't force him. 304 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,312 - Jill's not trying to get Cath and Don's address. - Sorry? 305 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:58,039 - It's the coma, Sue. - Oh. 306 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:01,635 - Hard to know when she came out of it. - (Laughs ) 307 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,312 God, you look old, Sue. 308 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:07,949 If you weren't talking I might try and bury you. 309 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:09,758 (Both laugh) 310 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:11,955 (Both) Ohh. 311 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:15,476 I know it was weepy widows' night tonight, Sue. OK. 312 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:18,154 But Linda and myself have brought our beauty kits 313 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:21,630 and I thought we could do a little bit of a spruce-up. OK? 314 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:25,395 So, tell me what you fancy, please, from the beauty menu. 315 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,199 - I don't think I... - Anti-ageing. Thank you. 316 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:33,039 OK. Now, Sue, I can't do you a full lift tonight, OK? 317 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:34,872 I could give a you a Botox clean-up. 318 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:37,758 - I don't think... - Excuse me. Judy. 319 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:42,595 Now, I'm afraid there's nothing I can do for you facially, Judy. I'm so sorry. 320 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:46,912 But Linda can do you a little bit of a tidy-up down below. 321 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,833 We've got a range of styles available. 322 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,071 - What did you fancy down there, Judy? - Nothing. 323 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,879 Really? Don't want the Hollywood? 324 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,520 Gentlemen do seem to like the bald bun. 325 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,558 - I don't look down there. - No, but somebody might, 326 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,232 albeit a nosy mugger. 327 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:06,676 OK, have a little peep, see what we're doing. 328 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:10,591 Just gonna...just get your pants down, Judy. 329 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,276 Ooh, there we go. 330 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,359 Dear me. 331 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:23,956 Looks like you've been growing this one for years. 332 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,792 It's very matted, Judy. 333 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,676 You joining the Rastafarians? 334 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,112 I don't know. 335 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,879 We can try for the Dairylea, OK? 336 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,394 But as is, we are looking at... 337 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,630 quite a hefty boomerang. 338 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:42,918 Linda. 339 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:51,193 Linda's wearing goggles. You need to wear goggles, Judy. 340 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,919 That laser's very dangerous and if it were to slip 341 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,558 she could blind you. 342 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,392 Under you go. 343 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:59,436 (Whirring) 344 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,352 Gotta be very careful...Sue.... 345 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:14,350 ..how much I inject of this... 346 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,396 ..cos it is poison. 347 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,675 (Farting) 348 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:25,716 Sorry, Sue. 349 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,757 So, d'you know what? 350 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:33,035 I wish I knew Cath and Don's address. 351 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:36,078 Um, I don't think Cath's too keen to give addresses out. 352 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,195 Mm. 353 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,874 (Fluctuating mechanical whirring) 354 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:43,589 Just sit tight for me, please, Sue. let your Botox take its grip. 355 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:46,319 - OK. - OK? Mm. 356 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:49,756 - I'm a born-again Christian, Sue. - Oh, super. 357 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,034 Yeah. 358 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:53,475 She've only got a little patch there, now. 359 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:55,551 Like a stamp. 360 00:20:56,160 --> 00:21:00,119 'Scuse me one tick-tock, please, Sue. Little bit bubbly. 361 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,796 - (Crashing) - Jill?. 362 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,836 I'm just on the toilet, Sue. 363 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,316 - (Beeping) - (Choking) 364 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,318 Jill?. 365 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,356 (Prolonged bleep) 366 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,233 (Chokes ) 367 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,151 Jill?. 368 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,832 - I don't fell well. - You look fine, Sue. 369 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,358 That's got Catherine's address on it...Jill. 370 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,356 Ohh. Yeah. 371 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,874 - All right for some. - Cornwall. 372 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,233 Must go to the loo. A little bit bubbly. 373 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:58,236 I still feel... 374 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,831 a bit cross 375 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,512 with Jill 376 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,477 when I think back to... 377 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,915 what happened... 378 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,912 between her and Don in the bedroom. 379 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,433 Kitchen. 380 00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:13,873 OK. 381 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,714 I'm feeling some anger... 382 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,791 Sorry. - ..from you 383 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,838 And whilst I respect that enragement, 384 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:25,911 let's not forget, 385 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,070 Cath's part in Jill's tango. 386 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,154 Okey-dokey. 387 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:33,879 OK. And let's... (Breathes in deeply) 388 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:37,350 ..walk away from Cath's hurt... (Breathes out) 389 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,034 ..and open up to Jill's wound. 390 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,753 ( Deep Purple: Smoke On The Water) 391 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,550 (Metallic scraping) 392 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:26,117 I got pain, Linda, and I need a pap. 393 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:32,395 Linda! 394 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,391 Get in here and empty this toilet. 395 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,438 It's full of your dirty, stinking hot paps. 396 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,272 (Wheezing) 397 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,715 You want a drink, Jill?. 398 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,552 Something to take the edge off? 399 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:50,993 What have you got? 400 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,198 Milk. 401 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,273 So you're staying the night, then, is it? 402 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,553 Yeah. 403 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:03,914 Cos me and Linda, 404 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,560 we're a package, all right? 405 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,596 We're getting married. 406 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,033 We save money. 407 00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:13,112 We're a unit. I'm taken, I'm afraid. 408 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,156 Just your eyes. 409 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,911 - What about 'em? - It's like you're suggesting something. 410 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:27,517 Me and Linda, all right? We're together. It's Dennis and Linda, forever. 411 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,319 And we can't have you sleeping in our bed, Jill. 412 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:35,554 How about, Dennis, I get into bed with Linda and you sleep on the floor? 413 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:39,950 Are you suggestin' you and Linda doin' somethin'? 414 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:43,350 You and Linda doin' somethin' together? In the bed? 415 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,034 I don't know. Is that what you're suggestin'? 416 00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:49,317 - Is that what you're suggestin'? - Is that what you're suggestin'? 417 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:54,952 - Is that what you are suggesting, Jill?. - Is that what you are suggestin', Dennis? 418 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,398 I dunno. 419 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,878 You after a little floor show, are you, Dennis? 420 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,757 Something with me and Linda? 421 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,354 Cos that would be quite pricey. 422 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:09,512 But I know you've got a little stash. 423 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,189 I would need to see the cash upfront, Dennis. 424 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,554 Yeah, I'd like to see you. 425 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:20,990 You and Linda doing somethin' dirty, really dirty, like kissin' or somethin'. 426 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:23,355 - You could bring her nipples up. - Where to? 427 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,112 She's got really big nipples. 428 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,636 I don't know if you've ever seen 'em but they're big. 429 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,393 You could coax 'em, make 'em really long. 430 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:36,876 I think it's about time you had a little play with Stewart, Jill. 431 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,679 And if you don't mind, I'd like to film it. 432 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,356 He likes you, Jill. 433 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,030 He's all man, ain't he? 434 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,876 He's all horse. 435 00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:14,758 If he was a man, though, 436 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,990 he'd be my kind of man, Dennis. 437 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:19,917 Big. 438 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,558 Stay back. 439 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,995 Do you know how to stroke a horse, Jill?. 440 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:26,996 Firm. 441 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,399 That's it. 442 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,436 Long strokes. 443 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:35,920 Oof! Left yourself wide open there. 444 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,719 Bang! I could've got in there. Bang! In there. 445 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:43,590 All right. How about you have a little stroke of him and I film you? 446 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:47,116 Give him a little stroke, just a little, gentle one on his mane. 447 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,555 Ho-oh, that's nice. 448 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,278 Ha, he's likin' that. 449 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,157 Whisper sweet nothings in his ear. 450 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,357 - (Whispers ) - What did you say? 451 00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,113 - Nothin'. - Ho-o. Say somethin' dirty. 452 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,156 Say somethin' spicy, Jill! 453 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,314 - What did you say? -Hi, Stewart, how's you? 454 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,118 Ooh, yeah. Come round 'ere, 455 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,792 part his fringe. 456 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:13,715 Ever so slightly, come 'ere and just part it. Gently, gently, gently! 457 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:14,869 That's it! 458 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,313 Bounce his ears! 459 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,358 Bounce his ears, gently, very gently. 460 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,556 That's it, Jill. That's it. 461 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,916 Go round there and tell him off. Just...call him naughty. 462 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,479 - Naughty. - That's it! 463 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,393 - Stewart! - Tell him he's good. Say something nice. 464 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:30,993 You look pretty, Stewart. 465 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:33,674 How about you... (Snorts excitedly) 466 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,513 How about you give him a... (Snorts ) ..sugar cube? 467 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,079 - (Click) - Aagh. 468 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,435 ( Boston:: More Than A Feeling) 469 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,316 When I'm tired and thinking cold 470 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,231 (Snoring) 471 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:55,598 I hide in my mesic, forget the day 472 00:27:55,680 --> 00:28:00,231 And dream of a girl I esed to know 473 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:04,632 I closed my eyes and she slipped away 474 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:15,719 She slipped away 475 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,755 It's more than a feeling more than a feeling 476 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,752 When I hear that old song they esed to play 477 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,910 More than a feeling 478 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:51,356 I begin dreaming more than a feeling 479 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:56,992 ? Till I see Marianne walk away... ? 480 00:28:57,042 --> 00:29:01,592 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34984

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