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I haven'’t got a job to go to..
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No.
You haven'’t.
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So get yourself back in here.
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No.
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Being unemployed is no excuse
to lounge around all morning.
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Can do more in a bed
than lounge you know?
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It'’s not an excuse
for frivolous sex either.
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EVERYTHING is an excuse
for frivolous sex.
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Knobhead.
...
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Suppose it wasn'’t?
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Wasn'’t what?
Frivolous.
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What I said the other day?
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You and me Not...
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the patter of tiny feet?
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Dan, can we talk
about this later?
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It wasn'’t practical before,
with us both working.
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But now that you'’ve got time
on your hands...
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?
Time on my hands?
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Dan, when you'’ve got time
on your hands
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you defrost the fridge
or wash the curtains.
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You don'’t pop out babies
willy-nilly!
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When did you last wash
the curtains?
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Nothing!
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Good morning sunshine!
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Honestly Gary - standing around
half naked like that.
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What if our new neighbours
are watching?
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I'’ve got nothing to hide.
Don'’t be crude.
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Speaking of our new neighbors...
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Was thinking
of asking her out...
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?
Who?
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Ella.
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Oh...
...
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Isn'’t she a lot older than you?
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Only seven months.
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You and Dad were hardly
the same age.
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That was completely different!
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Why?
...
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Because me and Jim...
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Your father and I...
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...
Because it just was!
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Now drink your tea
before it gets cold.
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Hiya Fergus.
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He'’s with me Mum - why?
I can'’t.
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I'’m just going out.
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Err...
Nowhere.
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Okay, but you better
make it quick.
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See you in a bit.
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I mean, girls mature a lot
faster than boys don'’t they?
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Yeah...
By about forty years.
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And they'’d make a lovely
looking couple.
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The Posh and Becks of the close!
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It'’s just I am a bit worried.
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I don'’t think our Gary'’s
had a girlfriend before.
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And I mean what if they
do go out together...
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and it doesn'’t work out?
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And then she breaks his heart?
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It'’s just a date Bianca.
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It'’s not Wuthering Heights.
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Anyway, for all you know
she might not want
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to go out with him.
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What'’s that supposed to mean?
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Why wouldn'’t she want
to go out with him?
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He'’s a semi-professional
footballer...
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Practically...
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And he'’s got a lot taller
lately.
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Any girl would be lucky
to have him.
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Well what'’s the problem then?
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Dan!
You'’re a man aren'’t you?
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Is that a trick question?
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Do you think it'’s okay
for a younger man
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to go out
with an older woman?
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Absolutely.
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Really?
A hundred percent.
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And anyway, you look really good
for your age Bianca.
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Err...
Think I better head off.
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Yeah...
Good idea.
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Don'’t forget to take your foot
out your mouth before you go.
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The jobs paper?
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...
Thought we were erm...
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you know?
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...
Assessing our options?
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Hence the jobs paper.
...
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Mind you, The Dog &
Dart'’s hiring.
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Part time.
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Part time would be perfect.
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We'’ll talk about it later Dan.
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I'’m meeting Greg there later,
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could pop your CV in
for you if...
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I'’ll be off then.
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Part time bar staff?
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Standing round in a low-cut top
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whilst pissed up bloke'’s
ogle you.
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Reckon I can aim
a bit higher than that.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Denise, thanks for coming.
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You look good.
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Actually...
You really do.
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Needn'’t sound so surprised!
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Sorry...
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Are you going somewhere?
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No...
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Just Shopping.
I can'’t stop long.
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No, no, absolutely.
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What happened at Reconnect
came as a shock to all of us.
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But, as a great man once said,
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"A closing door
is not a problem,
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unless you are on
the wrong side of it."
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I like to see what happ...
Are you reading this off cards?
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No...
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Alright, yes.
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Look Denise, the reason
I'’ve asked you here is...
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...
I'’ve decided to form
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my own company.
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Oh.
That'’s nice.
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It'’ll be like reconnect,
only better.
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Because it'’ll be mine
- ground up -
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I won'’t have to answer
to anybody.
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I'’ve still kept all my contacts.
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Plus I'’ve squirreled away
the odd penny,
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not a massive amount
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but certainly enough
to get us started.
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...
Us?
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I can'’t do it alone.
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Got to play to your strengths
in the business game.
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And yes I am good a charming
the investors
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and keep things
moving indefinitely
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on an upwardly fiscal arc...
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But it takes more than that,
doesn'’t it?
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It takes someone like you!
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I saw you out there,
on the front line
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- you were the glue that held
that whole team together.
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Denise.
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I want you on my right hand.
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So to speak.
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I don'’t think me working for you
is a good idea anymore.
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But you wouldn'’t be working
for me!
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We'’d be partners.
Equal partners.
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Your own business card.
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With your name on
and everything.
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I had them made this morning.
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It says,
Managing Director see?
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I'’m sorry Fergus.
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But to be honest, I'’m kind
of glad to be out of all that.
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Don'’t even know why I stayed
as long as I did.
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Only came in to temp
for a few weeks...
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I think I'’m ready
for something new.
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Like what?
I really have to go.
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But I'’ll see you tomorrow
won'’t I?
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You'’re coming round for Josh?
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You'’ll be fine.
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You don'’t need me, you'’ll make
a success of it all by yourself.
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You always do.
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Not really.
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Why are you asking?
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Just making conversation.
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Pretty weird conversation.
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No, never appealed.
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I mean, what use are they?
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Suppose they'’re handy
once they'’re old enough
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to go down the shops for you.
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I reckon there'’s a bit more
to having kids than that.
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Yeah?
Like what?
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Like...
I dunno...
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Who'’s gonna take care of you
when you'’re old and grey?
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Easy...
My eighth wife.
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Eighth?
Yeah.
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She'’ll only be in her
mid-twenties.
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Plus she'’ll get me
free holidays.
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Free holidays?
Course.
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She'’ll be a flight attendant.
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Glad you'’ve got it
all worked out mate.
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You told Amber about this
eighth wife of yours have you?
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Na, no point worrying her.
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She'’s not even been born yet.
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Things going well with you two,
are they?
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Alright, yeah...
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Sorry?
Did you want details?
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Noooo.
Cos I'’ll give you them.
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I'’m fine ta.
...
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A what diploma?
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...
Well technically I haven'’t
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but I did use computers
at my last place of work
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and I know my way
around a...
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...
Sorry?
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Which what?
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Which operating system?
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Um...
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Well you know...
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The big one,
the one they all use.
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With the little icons
and that...
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Finding everything
alright are you?
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Not got any hummus?
Hummus?
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Had a free sample of it
at Tesco'’s last week.
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Been on about it ever since.
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Don'’t remember what life
was like before it.
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Sorry.
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I'’ll be sure to get some in next
time you'’re on the scrounge.
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Cheers love.
Oh...
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Hello!
We'’re off looking at...
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dresses...
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for the...
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Wedding?
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Don'’t suppose you fancy
a look out with us?
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It'’s gonna be awful.
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Well you'’re certainly
selling it.
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Anyway, summit to do
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- now you'’ve got
all this time on your hands.
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Hey!
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Hello?
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Can we meet Lisa, I have got
a proposal for you...
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What sort of proposal?
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A business proposal.
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I think you'’ll find
I got the last one.
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I got the last one.
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What - can - I - get - you?
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You took the job?
He'’s giving me a trial.
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I'’m starting tomorrow night.
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I reckon this is just
what I needed.
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Something to really sink
my teeth into.
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I feel proper at home already...
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Oh!
It just came out.
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I barely touched it!
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Reckon that means
the occasional free drink?
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Certainly not!
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I'’m on a trial!
Shame on you for asking!
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Gotta go.
Amber?
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You after those details again?
Noooo.
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Cos I could ring you
afters Noooo.
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See you later.
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Lisa didn'’t fancy it then?
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I don'’t think this is
really for her.
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She was after something
more full-time.
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She said that?
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She rang round a few places
for interviews.
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Hey, I wouldn'’t
mention it though.
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It didn'’t go too well.
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Reckon I might surprise
her tonight, little treat
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- cheer her up.
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Grab us one of those champ...
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Erm...
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sparkling wine bottles will you?
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I best not.
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Haven'’t read the health
and safety guidelines yet.
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I'’ll go and get someone for you.
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God I need a drink.
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Rough morning?
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Wedding.
Absolute waste of time.
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Give them two weeks, tops.
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Bianca?
What are you...
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?
Are you working here now?
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Starting tomorrow night.
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Well that'’s the most
wonderful news!
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The occasional free drink eh?
...
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What?
What?
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Who was it?
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Package for Dan and Lisa.
260
00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:44,182
Oh why don'’t you get someone
in to do that?
261
00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:46,141
Cos you wanted me
to do it straight away.
262
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,920
Try not to
electrocute yourself...
263
00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:49,104
I'’d have to get another husband.
264
00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:52,359
It'’d be very inconvenient.
265
00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,373
It'’s from Spain look.
266
00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:57,235
Didn'’t they say her Mum and Dad
lived out there?
267
00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:59,678
Wonder what it is.
268
00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:00,805
Sounds like bottles.
269
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,157
Why don'’t you open it
and have a look?
270
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:05,456
Should I?
271
00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:08,683
Stupid thing.
272
00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:10,214
We should have them over
for dinner.
273
00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:11,377
Who?
274
00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:13,172
Dan and Lisa.
What for?
275
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,777
We just had a party
the other day.
276
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:15,647
Yeah.
That was a party.
277
00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:17,647
This is a dinner.
278
00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:18,999
Never hurts to make friends
with a couple
279
00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:20,349
who know people in Spain.
280
00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:21,918
We know people in Spain.
Yes.
281
00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:23,565
But they know normal people.
282
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:26,788
As in people not currently
fighting extradition.
283
00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:27,959
So that'’s settled.
284
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,444
Dinner tomorrow night.
285
00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:38,982
Bloody idiot!
286
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:41,845
Oh you'’re full of the joys
aren'’t you?
287
00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,198
Better not be like this
tomorrow night.
288
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:52,377
Best behavior.
A closing door is only a problem
289
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:55,250
if you are
on the wrong side of it.
290
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:56,602
And I see what happened...
291
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:58,301
Are you reading off cards?
292
00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:01,389
Oh for...
Alright, you know what?
293
00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:02,829
I'’m not going to beat
around the bush anymore.
294
00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:04,215
I'’m just going to get
straight to the point.
295
00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,648
You know me Lisa;
296
00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:07,184
I'’ve never used four words
when I can use three.
297
00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:09,007
Got a couple of words
I might use myself
298
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:10,135
if you don'’t tell me
what I'’m doing here.
299
00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:11,397
I'’m starting up a new company.
300
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:13,579
Like Reconnect, only better.
301
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:16,445
The wheels are already in motion
Lisa, and I want you onboard.
302
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:17,747
Sorry?
303
00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:19,193
It'’s tough out there
on the job market today
304
00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:21,279
- particularly at your age.
At my age!
305
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:22,318
You are not exactly
a spring chicken...
306
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:24,853
Equal partners.
307
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,977
Equal partners.
308
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,810
I didn'’t have my eyes closed
all those years you know?
309
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,718
I saw you out there,
on the front line
310
00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:34,733
- you were the glue that held
that whole team together.
311
00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:36,466
Well...
I wouldn'’t say the whole team...
312
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:38,947
but I certainly played my part.
313
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:40,338
I kept things ticking over...
314
00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:41,821
Lisa.
315
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:47,778
You were my first
and only choice.
316
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:52,402
"Lisa Johnson"...
317
00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:53,876
"MD"?
318
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:05,500
Thanks for the lift.
319
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:07,496
No worries Gary.
320
00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:09,278
So I'’ll see you tomorrow?
321
00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:11,153
Yep, you will.
322
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:15,124
Cool.
What'’s tomorrow?
323
00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:18,725
Saturday.
You take that one, and that one.
324
00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:20,637
Oh!
Lisa!
325
00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:21,512
What you doing tomorrow night?
326
00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:23,122
You and Dan?
327
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,473
Nothing I don'’t think.
Yes you are.
328
00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:25,952
You'’re coming to ours
for dinner.
329
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,262
Oh.
Thank you very much.
330
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:28,777
I am celebrating, after all
.
331
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:30,480
Celebrating?
Got a new job.
332
00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:32,088
Oooh.
333
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:33,178
I'’ve read about those,
what are they like?
334
00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:35,266
Yeah...
I mean it'’s nothing special.
335
00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:37,435
Just a little start up company
that I'’m going to be
336
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:38,491
Co-Managing director of
- that'’s all.
337
00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:39,966
Oh my God!
338
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,136
That'’s DEFINITELY
worth celebrating.
339
00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:42,971
Well congratulations.
Mum!
340
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,619
Door!
Teenagers.
341
00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:46,712
They never do anything
for themselves do they?
342
00:14:49,714 --> 00:15:03,904
Alright What you doing?
343
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:12,778
I'’m practicing making cocktails!
344
00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:15,221
That'’s a Flamingo -
that'’s a Winters Kiss
345
00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:18,398
- and that'’s a Fireman'’s Lift.
346
00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:22,135
Why?
Because...
347
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:25,048
Why do you look so pleased
with yourself?
348
00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:27,804
May have asked a certain
someone out...
349
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:29,926
Where are you going to take her?
350
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,669
Dunno.
We'’ll see.
351
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:32,929
But I was all like...
Fancy hanging out tomorrow?
352
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,632
And she was all, "sounds good."
353
00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:36,940
That'’s what you said?
354
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,066
"Fancy hanging out?"
355
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:42,068
She does realise you meant
a date doesn'’t she?
356
00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:43,461
Of course she does!
357
00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:46,424
I didn'’t mean that at all!
358
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:47,823
Any girl would have said yes.
359
00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,076
I was just telling
Lisa this morning
360
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:51,598
how much taller you'’ve got.
361
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,302
Why were you talking to Lisa
about how tall I am?
362
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:56,690
!
I can'’t remember...
363
00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:58,834
I'’m sure it just came up
naturally in conversation.
364
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,491
Gary!
Lisa?
365
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:05,965
Bath!
366
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:10,492
Now then?
367
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:12,621
Good day?
368
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:14,233
Actually it wasn'’t...
369
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,535
What'’s this in aid of?
Nothing.
370
00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:25,424
Just thought you might fancy
a cheer-me-up.
371
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,159
So...
372
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,940
Did you ring round
any job places?
373
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:31,254
Yeah.
Waste of time that was...
374
00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:32,641
But in the end.
375
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,653
Lisa.
376
00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:37,515
I'’m sorry about this morning -
banging on about you-know-what
377
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:39,518
when your head'’s
still in the shed
378
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,910
over this whole closure thing.
379
00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:43,443
Thanks Dan.
But...
380
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:47,307
And also, I want you to know
that I do get it.
381
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:50,710
It'’s hard you know looking for
work when all you'’ve ever done
382
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:52,705
is sit behind a desk
this last few years...
383
00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:56,017
All I'’ve ever done?
You know what I mean.
384
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,665
Thanks for the vote
of confidence,
385
00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:59,108
but it might surprise you
to know
386
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,665
that I did find myself
a job today thank you very much.
387
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:03,502
What job?
388
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:07,590
I am now co-managing director of
a brand new recruitment company.
389
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,291
Cheers!
390
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:11,199
Managing Director?
391
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:12,774
You heard.
392
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:14,820
Fergus has started up
a brand new enterprise
393
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:18,816
and he wants me
to help run the whole thing.
394
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:21,650
Nice to know somebodys
has a got some faith in me.
395
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:23,779
And you'’ve said yes?
396
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:25,871
You didn'’t think of talking
to me about it first?
397
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:27,610
Do you know what Dan?
398
00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:29,961
I didn'’t, what with it not
being 1896 anymore.
399
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:31,311
I didn'’t think I had
to ask permission
400
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:33,491
from the master of the house.
401
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:38,057
It'’s not about
asking permission...
402
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,537
It'’s just about talking
to each
403
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,267
other.
404
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:35,067
What are you doing?
405
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:37,510
Nothing.
406
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:41,337
Well I'’m off out
- got to see a man about a dog.
407
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:42,687
Back for dinner though...
408
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:43,856
Brads?
409
00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,341
Dan and Lisa?
410
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:07,192
Yeah, yeah.
411
00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:14,073
When we first got married,
412
00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:16,105
we promised we'’d never go
to bed on an argument.
413
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:17,681
Yeah...
I remember...
414
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:19,068
Then we argued first night
of the honeymoon.
415
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:19,770
Did we?
...
416
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:21,197
I don'’t remember that!
417
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,293
You accused me of staring
at that topless sunbather.
418
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:25,032
You WERE staring at that
topless sunbather!
419
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:26,033
Oh brilliant!
420
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:26,904
We gonna go back
to that one now are we?
421
00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:28,734
Well you were...
422
00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:31,522
No, no.
423
00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:32,998
Budge up!
424
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,790
Look Dan...
425
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:41,566
You were right, we should
talk through
426
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:44,881
those big decisions
with each other.
427
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:47,359
BUT you were playing
clever buggers to weren'’t you?
428
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:51,150
Bringing home the bubbly so you
could get back on baby talk.
429
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,056
...
Maybe...
430
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:56,591
It'’s a big and exciting
opportunity for me this.
431
00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:59,886
But a jobs still just a job.
432
00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:01,374
But a baby?
433
00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:05,506
That'’s a commitment.
434
00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:09,378
You can'’t just hand that back
if it doesn'’t work out.
435
00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:12,732
So we do need to talk about it.
436
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,303
And we will.
437
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:17,000
But sensibly and
without alcohol.
438
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:24,789
And from now on we should
talk about EVERYTHING -
439
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:26,568
We don'’t bottle anything up.
440
00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:27,663
Agreed?
441
00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:30,661
Agreed.
Talking of which...
442
00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:34,894
We'’re going for dinner tonight
to Tanya and Bradley'’s Aaah...
443
00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:39,665
And you DID stare at that
topless sunbather!
444
00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:43,293
I'’m probably going to have to
head off, quite a lot on today.
445
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:46,935
Come over mine tonight though
if you like?
446
00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:48,421
...
You what?
447
00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:56,170
What did you say?
448
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:57,647
didn'’t hear you.
449
00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:10,786
Do you want to hang out,
that'’s what he said.
450
00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:14,581
That'’s not asking someone out,
is it?
451
00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:17,007
That'’s how kids
talk nowadays int it.
452
00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:21,674
"Want to Hang out?"
or erm "I'’m down with that."
453
00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:23,191
"Down with that"...
?
454
00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:25,114
Forget all that.
455
00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:26,629
Little birdie tells me
456
00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:29,643
you'’ve landed yourself a job
at the Dog & Dart?
457
00:21:29,636 --> 00:21:31,766
You'’re looking
at the new bar-maid!
458
00:21:31,768 --> 00:21:32,988
Subject to a trial period,
of course.
459
00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:34,547
Of course.
460
00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:36,164
Well I don'’t know
if you know but erm...
461
00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:39,694
I'’m walking down a new career
path myself as it goes?
462
00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:41,559
Oh?
Oh it'’s no biggie.
463
00:21:41,561 --> 00:21:44,041
Just a new company start up,
wanted me onboard...
464
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:46,571
And now I am the new
co-managing director.
465
00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:47,776
On God...
466
00:21:47,784 --> 00:21:48,834
I reckon every time you say
that out loud
467
00:21:48,829 --> 00:21:50,309
you should put a quid in a jar
468
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,309
- we'’d have enough for a holiday
by the end of the week.
469
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,051
You'’re just jealous!
470
00:21:54,051 --> 00:21:56,661
I'’m already a managing director
thank you very much.
471
00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:59,803
Of my own company -
none of this "co" nonsense.
472
00:21:59,796 --> 00:22:01,186
Got a website and everything.
473
00:22:01,189 --> 00:22:02,669
You are Facebook.
474
00:22:02,669 --> 00:22:04,929
And you can'’t remember
the password.
475
00:22:04,932 --> 00:22:06,192
Where do you think
you are going?
476
00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:07,764
In to town.
477
00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:10,111
Well no drinking with Greg,
we'’ve got dinner tonight.
478
00:22:10,111 --> 00:22:13,461
Seven o'’clock - don'’t be late.
479
00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:15,512
You see?
480
00:22:15,508 --> 00:22:18,948
They don'’t get any better.
481
00:22:18,946 --> 00:22:21,506
Sorry Bianca,
I'’ve got to take this.
482
00:22:21,514 --> 00:22:24,604
It'’s my new business partner.
483
00:22:24,604 --> 00:22:26,784
Lisa Johnson.
...
484
00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:29,740
But who was she?
I don'’t know do I?
485
00:22:29,739 --> 00:22:32,659
Said her name was Kim -
doubt it was.
486
00:22:32,655 --> 00:22:34,215
Couldn'’t go to the police
though, not after Dan
487
00:22:34,222 --> 00:22:36,962
and Lisa had walked right
through the airport with it.
488
00:22:36,964 --> 00:22:38,754
So I told them
I'’d get rid of it.
489
00:22:38,748 --> 00:22:40,968
And instead you thought
you'’d keep it for personal use.
490
00:22:40,968 --> 00:22:43,268
I haven'’t touched that shit
for years!
491
00:22:43,274 --> 00:22:44,674
Even if I still did,
you could hardly call
492
00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:46,317
THAT much "personal use"
could you?
493
00:22:46,321 --> 00:22:50,721
I even drove down the canal...
494
00:22:50,717 --> 00:22:51,807
And?
495
00:22:51,805 --> 00:22:53,805
Couldn'’t do it...
496
00:22:53,807 --> 00:22:56,157
Be like, chucking away
ten grand or something.
497
00:22:56,157 --> 00:22:58,417
Or something...
498
00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:00,470
Been sat on it ever since.
499
00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:01,856
Spoken to some of the lads,
500
00:23:01,858 --> 00:23:04,948
all more than willing
to buy a bag or two...
501
00:23:04,948 --> 00:23:07,388
Something made me
hang on though, I guess...
502
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,206
Gonna need a sample.
503
00:23:09,213 --> 00:23:11,693
So...
504
00:23:11,694 --> 00:23:14,314
You know people then?
505
00:23:14,305 --> 00:23:17,395
You trust me, right?
...
506
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:20,266
I do.
Yes.
507
00:23:20,268 --> 00:23:22,488
I'’m sorry to boot you out love,
508
00:23:22,488 --> 00:23:24,098
I'’ve really got to get
to my meeting.
509
00:23:24,098 --> 00:23:27,578
I'’ll speak to you
later though, yeah?
510
00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:32,850
Well!
Hiyah Ella, are you okay?
511
00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:34,146
Hi.
512
00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:38,241
Yeah - just been down getting me
Mums mags for her.
513
00:23:38,242 --> 00:23:39,902
Yeah.
I know.
514
00:23:39,896 --> 00:23:42,156
I find it best not to ask.
515
00:23:42,159 --> 00:23:45,859
What'’s wrong with a couple
of red-tops eh?
516
00:23:45,859 --> 00:23:47,379
So...
517
00:23:47,382 --> 00:23:49,992
I understand you and our Gary
are off somewhere tonight?
518
00:23:49,993 --> 00:23:52,473
We'’re just hanging out.
519
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:54,434
Right.
Yeah.
520
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,003
I'’m down with that.
521
00:23:58,611 --> 00:24:00,741
Just going out to the local
for the evening, that'’s all.
522
00:24:00,743 --> 00:24:02,753
I'’ll see you later, yeah?
523
00:24:05,531 --> 00:24:08,531
Were you talking to Ella
outside?
524
00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:10,454
I hope you weren'’t talking
about me.
525
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,629
I just asked her where
she gets her hair done.
526
00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:14,925
It'’s nice.
I might get mine done like it.
527
00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:18,590
So...
528
00:24:18,587 --> 00:24:19,977
Decided where you'’re
taking her tonight?
529
00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:21,200
Err...
530
00:24:21,198 --> 00:24:23,288
Cinema.
Oh...
531
00:24:23,287 --> 00:24:25,417
Very nice.
532
00:24:25,420 --> 00:24:27,550
So what'’s with the cocktail
stuff all of a sudden then?
533
00:24:27,553 --> 00:24:28,863
You never did tell me?
Nothing.
534
00:24:28,858 --> 00:24:30,158
I just thought it was time
I had a new hobby...
535
00:24:30,164 --> 00:24:31,644
That'’s all.
536
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,390
I'’m sorry Denise
- I just forgot.
537
00:24:36,387 --> 00:24:37,557
I'’ve got a lot on.
538
00:24:37,563 --> 00:24:38,913
I'’ve got a lot on too.
539
00:24:38,912 --> 00:24:40,262
If you'’d rang and made up
some stupid excuse
540
00:24:40,261 --> 00:24:41,701
that would be one thing
541
00:24:41,697 --> 00:24:43,087
- but to find you
just sat in here...
542
00:24:43,090 --> 00:24:44,220
I can'’t take him now
- I'’ve got a meeting.
543
00:24:44,221 --> 00:24:45,531
What meeting?
544
00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:46,617
Hiyah.
545
00:24:46,615 --> 00:24:49,395
Hiya Lisa!
546
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:50,880
Lisa is your meeting?
547
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:52,230
She'’s my new partner.
548
00:24:52,229 --> 00:24:53,489
Managing director.
549
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:57,322
Co.
Managing director.
550
00:24:57,321 --> 00:25:01,201
Ohhhh is she now?
...
551
00:25:01,195 --> 00:25:03,885
Glad to see you managed
to fill the vacancy so quick.
552
00:25:03,893 --> 00:25:06,333
Well Lisa was my first
and only choice.
553
00:25:06,330 --> 00:25:13,160
I said that straight away
didn'’t I?
554
00:25:13,163 --> 00:25:16,473
And a very good choice
she is too.
555
00:25:16,471 --> 00:25:18,561
So you say you'’re okay
still having Josh then?
556
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,520
Yes.
Absolutely.
557
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,519
Good.
I'’ll be back later.
558
00:25:28,962 --> 00:25:30,832
His first business meeting eh?
559
00:25:36,665 --> 00:25:38,005
Bianca...
560
00:25:38,014 --> 00:25:40,284
What do you think?
Very smart.
561
00:25:40,277 --> 00:25:42,577
I'’m just going to take a shower.
562
00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:44,894
So what film are you
going to see?
563
00:25:44,891 --> 00:25:46,201
James Bond.
564
00:25:46,196 --> 00:25:59,596
I look forward to hearing
all about it.
565
00:26:07,304 --> 00:26:09,134
Fersa Recruitment?
566
00:26:09,132 --> 00:26:10,792
Thinking up names
for the company.
567
00:26:10,786 --> 00:26:11,956
First rule of business -
568
00:26:11,961 --> 00:26:14,181
"A solid name,
equals a solid gain."
569
00:26:14,181 --> 00:26:15,921
Fersa?
570
00:26:15,922 --> 00:26:18,102
FER-gus and Li-SA.
571
00:26:18,098 --> 00:26:20,188
Fersa.
572
00:26:20,187 --> 00:26:23,407
Why not Lisa and Fergus?
Cos that'’d be...
573
00:26:23,407 --> 00:26:25,797
Ligus.
It'’s not even a word.
574
00:26:25,801 --> 00:26:27,021
And Fersa is?
Ah yeah...
575
00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:29,240
But Fersa sounds like a word.
576
00:26:29,239 --> 00:26:30,719
Put it in a sentence.
577
00:26:34,114 --> 00:26:37,164
"Shares in Fersa Recruitment
today rose by
578
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,380
eight point nine percent."
579
00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:45,600
Anyway forget about the name,
first things first -
580
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:48,224
I'’m already thinking
office space.
581
00:26:48,215 --> 00:26:49,735
Well, actually I figured
we'’d probably start off
582
00:26:49,738 --> 00:26:51,738
running things from...
583
00:26:51,740 --> 00:26:53,350
What'’s that?
584
00:26:53,350 --> 00:26:55,000
I called in at a few estate
agents on the way.
585
00:26:55,004 --> 00:26:57,404
Very reasonable rent
on a few of them.
586
00:26:57,398 --> 00:26:58,698
I thought.
587
00:26:58,704 --> 00:27:13,334
You want to get the first
round then?
588
00:27:13,327 --> 00:27:15,627
First round?
589
00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:18,854
Yeah sure...
What'’s wrong?
590
00:27:18,854 --> 00:27:20,124
Nothing.
Okay.
591
00:27:20,116 --> 00:27:21,506
I'’ll have a vodka
and coke then please.
592
00:27:21,509 --> 00:27:23,119
Right...
593
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:25,859
...
I'’ll probablys have a pint.
594
00:27:25,861 --> 00:27:27,951
O-k-a-y.
...
595
00:27:30,953 --> 00:27:31,743
S'’cuse me love?
596
00:27:31,737 --> 00:27:34,087
Yes?
Love?
597
00:27:34,087 --> 00:27:36,737
Bi-- What are you--?
I work here now.
598
00:27:36,742 --> 00:27:38,442
Didn'’t I mention?
599
00:27:38,439 --> 00:27:39,879
How was the film?
600
00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:42,695
We didn'’t go to the pictures,
alright?
601
00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:45,664
She wanted to come for a drink
and I didn'’t think you'’d.
602
00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:46,934
Look.
Bianca.
603
00:27:46,926 --> 00:27:49,276
She wants a vodka and coke.
604
00:27:49,276 --> 00:27:51,016
You'’re over twenty-five?
605
00:27:51,017 --> 00:27:53,317
With the ID to prove it?
606
00:27:53,323 --> 00:27:54,673
It'’s eighteen in pubs.
607
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:57,153
Oh so you'’re over eighteen then?
608
00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:59,293
Listen, I'’m on a trial
here tonight.
609
00:27:59,286 --> 00:28:01,896
And I don'’t think
serving alcohol to underage
610
00:28:01,897 --> 00:28:04,507
fibber-dibbers is going
to help my cause very much.
611
00:28:04,508 --> 00:28:05,988
Do you?
612
00:28:09,644 --> 00:28:11,124
Oi!
613
00:28:22,657 --> 00:28:25,697
Bianca that was wicked.
614
00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:27,444
Funny...
But wicked.
615
00:28:27,444 --> 00:28:29,584
Told me he was going
to the pictures.
616
00:28:29,577 --> 00:28:32,277
Said it to my face.
617
00:28:32,275 --> 00:28:35,145
That'’s one of them mortal
sin things isn'’t it?
618
00:28:35,148 --> 00:28:36,538
Oh yes.
619
00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:39,890
"Thou shalt not fibber-dib"
620
00:28:39,892 --> 00:28:41,022
I'’ll have another
double please...
621
00:28:41,023 --> 00:28:43,333
Oh and if you need some ID...
622
00:28:43,330 --> 00:28:50,380
There was traffic -
and a bus had broke down -
623
00:28:50,380 --> 00:28:53,300
and then I hit
every red light going...
624
00:28:53,296 --> 00:28:54,776
!
Lisa?
625
00:28:57,126 --> 00:29:00,296
Lisa?
626
00:29:00,303 --> 00:29:02,833
Shiiit.
627
00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:06,398
We can'’t have it any time.
628
00:29:06,396 --> 00:29:07,956
Because we'’re having it now.
629
00:29:07,963 --> 00:29:10,713
As in NOW.
Nothing I can do.
630
00:29:10,705 --> 00:29:11,745
What the hell are they going
to think if you can'’t
631
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:12,750
even bother to show up?
632
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:14,321
They can think what they like.
633
00:29:14,317 --> 00:29:19,797
You'’re such a selfish
prick Bradley Dawson.
634
00:29:19,801 --> 00:29:24,501
Oh and these contacts
are so important
635
00:29:24,501 --> 00:29:26,111
you'’ve got to see them
on a Saturday night.
636
00:29:26,112 --> 00:29:27,502
There'’s no other choice Tanya.
637
00:29:27,504 --> 00:29:29,034
Bullshit.
638
00:29:31,421 --> 00:29:34,081
I am SO sorry I'’m late.
639
00:29:34,076 --> 00:29:36,426
Is she cross?
Is who cross?
640
00:29:36,426 --> 00:29:38,466
Lisa.
641
00:29:38,472 --> 00:29:41,002
Where is Lisa?
642
00:29:40,996 --> 00:29:42,476
She'’s not here?
643
00:29:46,523 --> 00:29:47,923
Problem?
644
00:29:47,916 --> 00:29:49,436
She'’s running late.
645
00:29:49,439 --> 00:29:52,269
And I ran three speed camera'’s
getting back here!
646
00:29:52,268 --> 00:29:53,878
Oh well, I am sure
she won'’t be long.
647
00:29:53,879 --> 00:29:56,009
Bradley'’s not back yet either.
648
00:29:56,011 --> 00:29:57,801
So it'’s just the two of us
for now.
649
00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,486
Why don'’t you come in?
Oh...
650
00:29:59,493 --> 00:30:00,803
Well maybe I should just...
651
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,669
Don'’t be silly.
Already opened up the wine
652
00:30:02,670 --> 00:30:18,600
- and you look like
you could do with a bit.
653
00:30:18,599 --> 00:30:20,119
Where are you?
!
654
00:30:20,122 --> 00:30:22,562
I'’m still working.
We'’re really making progress.
655
00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:25,609
Please, please, please tell them
I will make it up to them.
656
00:30:25,606 --> 00:30:33,476
I have got to go...
657
00:30:33,483 --> 00:30:35,493
Bye.
Here we are...
658
00:30:35,485 --> 00:30:37,265
Oh, no - honestly I...
659
00:30:37,270 --> 00:30:47,110
Don'’t be daft.
660
00:30:54,591 --> 00:30:56,071
Bottoms up.
661
00:30:58,204 --> 00:30:59,554
Mmmm...
662
00:30:59,553 --> 00:31:02,123
That'’s...
663
00:31:02,121 --> 00:31:04,561
Herto-Vaille.
It'’s Spanish.
664
00:31:04,558 --> 00:31:06,558
Ohhh, a connoisseur?
665
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,690
Man of hidden depths.
Hardly.
666
00:31:08,692 --> 00:31:10,392
We drink it all the time.
667
00:31:10,390 --> 00:31:12,350
Lisa'’s Mum'’s always sending it
over in hampers.
668
00:31:15,961 --> 00:31:19,091
Look, I just spoken to Lisa -
669
00:31:19,094 --> 00:31:21,234
she'’s really sorry,
big business meeting thing.
670
00:31:21,227 --> 00:31:22,967
She'’s not going to make it.
671
00:31:22,968 --> 00:31:24,228
If you'’d rather just cancel
the evening off
672
00:31:24,230 --> 00:31:24,880
I'’m sure we could...
Dan!
673
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,543
Dan!
Stop wittering.
674
00:31:26,536 --> 00:31:28,966
Other half losing track of time
because of business?
675
00:31:28,974 --> 00:31:30,324
Nothing new there.
676
00:31:30,323 --> 00:31:31,503
I'’ve just spoken with Bradley.
677
00:31:31,498 --> 00:31:34,408
He'’s stood me up too
678
00:31:34,414 --> 00:31:36,854
- Welcome to the executive
widows club.
679
00:31:36,851 --> 00:31:40,031
So come on, we can always
plate them up some leftovers.
680
00:31:45,686 --> 00:31:47,946
So what do we have here?
681
00:31:47,949 --> 00:31:48,989
I'’ve been practising all day.
682
00:31:48,994 --> 00:31:52,084
Wish someone would ask me
for one.
683
00:31:52,084 --> 00:31:53,614
Look at this: Creamy
at the bottom
684
00:31:53,607 --> 00:31:54,867
- pink at the top
- and with a little cherry on.
685
00:31:54,869 --> 00:31:56,039
Isn'’t it beautiful?
686
00:31:56,044 --> 00:31:58,874
A stiff nipple.
687
00:31:58,873 --> 00:32:02,533
No Bianca,
that'’s what it'’s called.
688
00:32:02,529 --> 00:32:03,529
Is it?
!
689
00:32:03,530 --> 00:32:05,180
Oh I am so sorry!
690
00:32:12,191 --> 00:32:13,321
Bianca...
691
00:32:13,322 --> 00:32:17,242
It'’s all part and parcel
of being young.
692
00:32:17,239 --> 00:32:18,889
Lying to your elders,
sneaking off
693
00:32:18,893 --> 00:32:20,333
where you'’re not supposed to,
694
00:32:20,329 --> 00:32:22,509
drinking what
you'’re not meant to...
695
00:32:22,505 --> 00:32:24,025
We all did it.
696
00:32:24,029 --> 00:32:27,339
I didn'’t.
No?
697
00:32:27,336 --> 00:32:30,166
...
No, probably you didn'’t.
698
00:32:30,165 --> 00:32:32,515
I certainly did.
699
00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:33,995
Oh I don'’t mean
to embarrass him.
700
00:32:33,995 --> 00:32:35,775
I really don'’t.
701
00:32:35,779 --> 00:32:37,519
It'’s just...
702
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,610
I'’m not his Mum.
I try to be...
703
00:32:39,609 --> 00:32:41,699
And for the most part
it works...
704
00:32:41,698 --> 00:32:45,308
But there'’s just
certain situations
705
00:32:45,311 --> 00:32:47,531
I just don'’t know
how to handle.
706
00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:51,580
Ahhhh!
You'’re worried about sex!
707
00:32:51,578 --> 00:32:53,578
Well don'’t be.
708
00:32:53,580 --> 00:32:56,500
Gone are the days when parents
have to give their children
709
00:32:56,496 --> 00:32:58,106
"the talk"
710
00:32:58,106 --> 00:33:00,406
- it'’s all dealt with
by the school now.
711
00:33:03,329 --> 00:33:04,459
That...
712
00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:04,900
Isn'’t what you were worried
about?
713
00:33:04,895 --> 00:33:08,595
But it is now?
714
00:33:08,595 --> 00:33:10,375
I really am sorry.
715
00:33:10,379 --> 00:33:12,159
Don'’t be.
716
00:33:12,164 --> 00:33:15,434
Step Mums or normal Mums
- they'’re all the same.
717
00:33:15,428 --> 00:33:16,908
And believe me,
if you want to play
718
00:33:16,907 --> 00:33:19,777
"whose got the most mental"
- I'’d win every time.
719
00:33:19,780 --> 00:33:22,000
I am not sure you would want
to take that bet.
720
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,220
No?
Seriously.
721
00:33:23,218 --> 00:33:25,308
You don'’t know the half of it.
722
00:33:25,307 --> 00:33:28,397
Some of the things
I could tell you.
723
00:33:28,397 --> 00:33:29,877
Bad enough dragging me
bloody "dress" shopping
724
00:33:29,877 --> 00:33:31,967
two days
in a row anyway
725
00:33:31,966 --> 00:33:33,916
- but then to humiliate me
like that.
726
00:33:33,924 --> 00:33:35,674
It was a joke!
727
00:33:35,665 --> 00:33:37,275
Making me model it in front
of the assistant
728
00:33:37,276 --> 00:33:38,356
and then telling me
I looked like
729
00:33:38,364 --> 00:33:40,324
Lily bloody Savage.
730
00:33:40,322 --> 00:33:41,762
Better I said.
731
00:33:41,758 --> 00:33:44,758
Better than Lily Savage.
732
00:33:44,761 --> 00:33:45,981
Oh hello!
733
00:33:45,980 --> 00:33:47,370
What'’s all this then?
734
00:33:47,373 --> 00:33:48,503
A date?
735
00:33:48,504 --> 00:33:51,254
Yeah.
No.
736
00:33:51,246 --> 00:33:53,676
Normally better to know that
before you leave the house.
737
00:33:58,123 --> 00:33:59,693
I used to get it in writing.
738
00:34:05,173 --> 00:34:07,053
You didn'’t think this was...
739
00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:08,085
No!
740
00:34:08,089 --> 00:34:10,479
No...
741
00:34:10,483 --> 00:34:12,493
Gary.
742
00:34:12,485 --> 00:34:14,435
I'’ve told you.
I really like you.
743
00:34:14,443 --> 00:34:15,973
Yeah, I know.
No.
744
00:34:15,966 --> 00:34:18,266
You don'’t.
745
00:34:18,273 --> 00:34:22,673
I promise you,
I REALLY like you.
746
00:34:22,669 --> 00:34:26,239
I just can'’t right now.
747
00:34:26,238 --> 00:34:29,678
Okay.
It'’s complicated.
748
00:34:29,676 --> 00:34:31,066
Yeah.
I know.
749
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:32,809
We'’re friends hanging out.
750
00:34:32,809 --> 00:34:35,379
That'’s what I said.
751
00:34:35,377 --> 00:34:36,897
I actually can'’t
stay long anyway.
752
00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:37,950
Football practice, first thing.
753
00:34:37,945 --> 00:34:39,555
In fact...
754
00:34:39,555 --> 00:34:41,595
I should probably get going.
755
00:34:41,601 --> 00:34:43,081
Gary.
756
00:34:45,953 --> 00:34:48,393
Oh what'’s happened,
why are they leaving?
757
00:34:51,915 --> 00:34:53,825
Now then Bianca.
758
00:34:53,830 --> 00:34:55,310
You working here?
759
00:34:58,531 --> 00:35:00,971
I am cock.
What can I get you?
760
00:35:00,968 --> 00:35:02,188
Pint...
761
00:35:02,187 --> 00:35:04,057
Lager and Lime...
And err...
762
00:35:04,058 --> 00:35:05,758
Have you got any hummus?
763
00:35:08,062 --> 00:35:09,322
Lisa does that too!
764
00:35:09,324 --> 00:35:11,764
She does exactly that!
765
00:35:11,761 --> 00:35:13,851
This morning she was having
a pop at us about something
766
00:35:13,850 --> 00:35:16,160
that happened on our honeymoon
- years ago.
767
00:35:16,157 --> 00:35:19,327
Delving into the back catalogue
to win an argument!
768
00:35:19,334 --> 00:35:21,344
I bet she'’s a Taurus isn'’t she?
769
00:35:26,863 --> 00:35:29,083
You don'’t know what star sign
she is, do you?
770
00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:31,963
Course I do!
...
771
00:35:31,955 --> 00:35:33,475
No.
I forget.
772
00:35:33,479 --> 00:35:35,479
I was never
really into all that.
773
00:35:35,481 --> 00:35:38,661
Well I bet I know what you are.
774
00:35:38,658 --> 00:35:40,088
Go on then.
775
00:35:54,195 --> 00:35:57,325
...
Pisces.
776
00:35:57,329 --> 00:36:00,029
I am Pisces, yeah
- where'’d you get that from?
777
00:36:00,027 --> 00:36:02,727
Not really sure - I just figured
you'’d be a water-sign.
778
00:36:02,725 --> 00:36:04,285
Why?
779
00:36:04,292 --> 00:36:05,992
Because I'’m a Cancer.
780
00:36:05,989 --> 00:36:07,769
And what does that mean?
781
00:36:07,774 --> 00:36:09,124
It means whenever
our respective
782
00:36:09,123 --> 00:36:11,823
Taurus'’ stand us up
for the night
783
00:36:11,821 --> 00:36:13,261
- we can still have
a good laugh.
784
00:36:19,307 --> 00:36:22,527
Now then angel.
How was your date?
785
00:36:22,528 --> 00:36:25,968
I wasn'’t on a date.
786
00:36:25,966 --> 00:36:27,706
Are you?
Err...
787
00:36:27,707 --> 00:36:29,577
Actually...
I think I might make a move.
788
00:36:29,578 --> 00:36:31,448
Really?
Yeah...
789
00:36:31,450 --> 00:36:33,370
I'’m sorry again about Lisa.
790
00:36:33,365 --> 00:36:35,665
We should do this again
some time...
791
00:36:35,671 --> 00:36:38,021
Cancer and Pisces.
792
00:36:38,021 --> 00:36:39,201
Very compatible, see?
793
00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:59,831
I can'’t believe you couldn'’t
just bring him back.
794
00:36:59,826 --> 00:37:02,126
I'’m sorry - we ran on later
than I expected.
795
00:37:02,132 --> 00:37:04,312
This was his Daddy day?
796
00:37:04,309 --> 00:37:06,349
Sitting in a cafe
for seven hours?
797
00:37:06,354 --> 00:37:07,314
He loved it!
798
00:37:07,312 --> 00:37:10,792
Staff made a proper fuss of him.
799
00:37:10,793 --> 00:37:13,583
Gonna be a right lady killer
this one.
800
00:37:13,579 --> 00:37:16,149
And how was your
co-managing director?
801
00:37:16,146 --> 00:37:18,236
Denise -
is there absolutely no way
802
00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:20,106
I can talk you into doing it
instead?
803
00:37:20,107 --> 00:37:21,887
Taking charge is she?
804
00:37:21,891 --> 00:37:23,981
Seriously Denise.
805
00:37:23,980 --> 00:37:25,070
I can'’t...
806
00:37:25,068 --> 00:37:26,508
Because...
...
807
00:37:26,505 --> 00:37:29,415
I'’ve signed up
with a modeling agency.
808
00:37:29,421 --> 00:37:32,081
Yeah, right!
809
00:37:32,075 --> 00:37:33,815
What?
Really?
810
00:37:33,816 --> 00:37:37,986
You'’ve not had to give them
any money have you?
811
00:37:37,994 --> 00:37:40,564
I'’m not stupid Fergus!
812
00:37:40,562 --> 00:37:42,132
Remember Ella?
From the party?
813
00:37:42,129 --> 00:37:43,349
She gave me their card.
814
00:37:43,348 --> 00:37:44,828
Got me on their books
straight away.
815
00:37:44,827 --> 00:37:46,087
Said I had...
816
00:37:46,089 --> 00:37:49,749
"A complexion like a pineapple."
817
00:37:49,745 --> 00:37:52,095
And you'’re sure it'’s legit?
818
00:37:52,095 --> 00:37:54,575
They'’re not expecting you to...
819
00:37:54,576 --> 00:37:55,836
...
you know?
820
00:37:55,838 --> 00:37:57,318
What?
821
00:38:00,582 --> 00:38:04,152
Remember that seminar
I took you to?
822
00:38:04,151 --> 00:38:05,761
When we stayed over
at the Holiday Inn?
823
00:38:10,026 --> 00:38:12,416
...
When I got my camera out?
824
00:38:12,420 --> 00:38:14,680
Not that sort of thing?
Certainly not!
825
00:38:14,683 --> 00:38:15,953
And you promised
you'’d deleted them!
826
00:38:15,945 --> 00:38:17,425
Yeah I did!
827
00:38:19,993 --> 00:38:21,263
I'’m sorry Denise.
828
00:38:21,255 --> 00:38:24,205
That all sounds...
829
00:38:24,214 --> 00:38:25,394
It'’s brilliant.
830
00:38:25,390 --> 00:38:27,220
Congratulations.
831
00:38:27,217 --> 00:38:28,737
Hmmmm...
Well...
832
00:38:28,741 --> 00:38:31,531
Alright.
833
00:38:31,526 --> 00:38:33,136
LIGUS?
834
00:38:33,136 --> 00:38:34,786
Lisa and Fergus.
835
00:38:34,790 --> 00:38:36,270
Shouldn'’t it be Fergus
and Lisa?
836
00:38:36,270 --> 00:38:37,970
Yes!
Thank you!
837
00:38:37,967 --> 00:38:40,407
It should be Fergus and Lisa!
838
00:38:47,499 --> 00:38:56,809
Are we still friends?
839
00:38:56,812 --> 00:39:00,342
I never meant to embarrass you.
840
00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:03,038
I'’ve been a proper silly
over the whole thing.
841
00:39:03,036 --> 00:39:05,206
Actually Bianca...
842
00:39:05,212 --> 00:39:07,392
You were right.
843
00:39:07,388 --> 00:39:09,088
I'’m the stupid one.
844
00:39:09,085 --> 00:39:10,215
It wasn'’t a date.
845
00:39:10,217 --> 00:39:12,387
You are NOT stupid.
846
00:39:12,393 --> 00:39:14,183
You'’re not!
847
00:39:14,177 --> 00:39:15,737
Girls are very tricky to read.
848
00:39:15,744 --> 00:39:18,094
I should know.
I used to be one.
849
00:39:18,094 --> 00:39:20,494
Should have listened
to you though.
850
00:39:20,488 --> 00:39:22,578
Oh, who ever listens to me?
851
00:39:22,577 --> 00:39:24,537
Sometimes even I
don'’t listen to me.
852
00:39:27,974 --> 00:39:30,984
...
Is it her?
853
00:39:30,977 --> 00:39:33,887
Yes.
854
00:39:33,893 --> 00:39:35,503
What does she say?
855
00:39:35,503 --> 00:39:36,503
No!
Don'’t tell me!
856
00:39:36,504 --> 00:39:37,984
None of my business.
857
00:39:41,204 --> 00:39:43,644
I'’ve brought you a cocktail.
858
00:39:43,642 --> 00:39:46,302
I presume you have ID?
...
859
00:39:46,296 --> 00:39:47,776
Just kidding!
860
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:56,700
Hey!
That is REALLY good!
861
00:39:56,698 --> 00:39:57,828
I love a stiff nipple.
862
00:39:57,830 --> 00:40:02,700
What a day!
863
00:40:02,704 --> 00:40:04,404
Exciting though.
864
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,882
How was the dinner?
865
00:40:05,881 --> 00:40:08,141
They didn'’t mind
I wasn'’t there did they?
866
00:40:08,144 --> 00:40:12,934
Did that hamper
867
00:41:37,103 --> 00:41:38,583
turn
868
00:42:07,046 --> 00:42:08,526
up?
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