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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,667 --> 00:00:05,167 (gentle electronic tones) 2 00:00:08,100 --> 00:00:11,270 (midtempo jazz music) 3 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:38,770 (lively instrumental music) - And we're talking about dry. 4 00:00:40,233 --> 00:00:42,073 - Looking forward to your mum and dad coming home are ya? 5 00:00:42,067 --> 00:00:43,567 - Oh, is it tomorrow? 6 00:00:43,567 --> 00:00:44,397 I'd forgotten. 7 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:45,600 - Had you? 8 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:47,030 Is that why you're throwing a party, is it? 9 00:00:47,033 --> 00:00:48,403 - I just thought it'd be nice to take them out 10 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:49,770 for a welcome home drink, that's all. 11 00:00:49,767 --> 00:00:51,497 It's not a party. 12 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:53,100 - How come you've asked Shelley and Denise then? 13 00:00:53,100 --> 00:00:53,930 - And Bianca. 14 00:00:53,933 --> 00:00:55,673 But it's not a party. 15 00:00:55,667 --> 00:00:57,427 Just miss them that's all. 16 00:00:58,333 --> 00:01:00,303 (midtempo instrumental music) 17 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:01,600 - I'd never have noticed. 18 00:01:03,133 --> 00:01:04,503 (glove snaps) 19 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:08,300 - I know, I know, it's the hardest part. 20 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:09,870 We're so keen to stress the importance 21 00:01:09,867 --> 00:01:11,667 of putting things behind you and moving on, 22 00:01:11,667 --> 00:01:14,597 but that's never easy, not when you still have regrets 23 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:16,070 for what's happened. 24 00:01:16,067 --> 00:01:18,097 Sometimes we can't get past things 25 00:01:18,100 --> 00:01:19,700 until we tackle them head on. 26 00:01:20,633 --> 00:01:23,273 - Step five. - Step five. 27 00:01:23,267 --> 00:01:25,397 - Making amends. 28 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,300 - Have you given it any thought? 29 00:01:27,300 --> 00:01:28,730 Who you think might be best placed 30 00:01:28,733 --> 00:01:30,903 to help facilitate this idea? 31 00:01:30,900 --> 00:01:32,500 - Yes, and yes, I have. 32 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:34,900 - Good. 33 00:01:34,900 --> 00:01:36,700 And who might that be? 34 00:01:36,700 --> 00:01:40,400 (gentle guitar music) 35 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:41,430 - [Lisa] Dan! 36 00:01:41,433 --> 00:01:42,803 (door thuds) - What? 37 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:45,230 - Is this how it is now then? 38 00:01:45,233 --> 00:01:48,333 Full on surveillance every time you step outside the house? 39 00:01:48,333 --> 00:01:50,733 You're probably never gonna see her again. 40 00:01:50,733 --> 00:01:53,903 She just wanted to tell us she was back, that's all. 41 00:01:53,900 --> 00:01:55,900 I thought it was quite big of her, actually. 42 00:01:55,900 --> 00:01:57,200 She could have done that with a phone call, 43 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,330 instead of materializing on our doorstep 44 00:01:59,333 --> 00:02:00,703 like the Blair Witch. 45 00:02:00,700 --> 00:02:02,100 I've hardly had a wink of sleep. 46 00:02:02,100 --> 00:02:04,800 - You were snoring for six hours straight. 47 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,370 - I do not snore. 48 00:02:06,367 --> 00:02:09,067 - It's like a walrus being fed through a wood chipper. 49 00:02:09,067 --> 00:02:11,327 - (chuckles) I'll see you later. 50 00:02:11,333 --> 00:02:12,173 - See ya. 51 00:02:13,067 --> 00:02:14,427 But stop worrying. 52 00:02:14,433 --> 00:02:16,133 - I'm not worrying. 53 00:02:16,133 --> 00:02:17,333 Lock this door when I'm gone, yeah? 54 00:02:17,333 --> 00:02:19,833 (phone rings) 55 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:23,130 - Hello? 56 00:02:25,367 --> 00:02:27,067 Oh, I'm sorry love, I think you've got the wrong number, 57 00:02:27,067 --> 00:02:29,067 I don't need a psychiatrist. 58 00:02:29,067 --> 00:02:30,827 Well, I've not called for one anyway. 59 00:02:32,767 --> 00:02:33,597 Sorry? 60 00:02:34,633 --> 00:02:37,403 (engine rumbles) 61 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:41,903 (horn honking) 62 00:02:44,367 --> 00:02:45,197 - Charlie. 63 00:02:54,100 --> 00:02:56,600 (horn honks) 64 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:59,470 - What say we let him beep some more 65 00:02:59,467 --> 00:03:02,327 while we go for a slow-motion replay? 66 00:03:02,333 --> 00:03:04,133 - Don't get used to it, Hefner, 67 00:03:04,133 --> 00:03:06,373 that was a one off, we were celebrating. 68 00:03:06,367 --> 00:03:07,897 (horn honking) - Aw. 69 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:10,170 The re-kindling of our love? 70 00:03:10,167 --> 00:03:11,367 - Shut up. 71 00:03:11,367 --> 00:03:14,167 I'm close enough to puking as it is. 72 00:03:14,167 --> 00:03:16,297 If I was celebrating anything, 73 00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:20,500 it's you getting that sodding bailiff off my back. 74 00:03:21,900 --> 00:03:22,730 - Yeah. 75 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:25,570 - Now will you get out there before he. 76 00:03:25,567 --> 00:03:28,427 (horn honking) (Pauline groans) 77 00:03:28,433 --> 00:03:31,233 - Okay, all right, all right, I'm going, I'm going. 78 00:03:31,233 --> 00:03:32,833 Have you done us a packed lunch? 79 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:39,900 (wrapper crinkles) (upbeat music) 80 00:03:39,900 --> 00:03:41,570 - And you're all right with all of this? 81 00:03:41,567 --> 00:03:43,827 - I wasn't at first, 82 00:03:43,833 --> 00:03:47,873 and then the way the doctor explained it to me, 83 00:03:47,867 --> 00:03:48,897 well I dunno. 84 00:03:50,167 --> 00:03:52,297 I sort of, well yeah. 85 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:54,797 It suits me really. 86 00:03:55,700 --> 00:03:57,900 I'm a very caring person. 87 00:03:57,900 --> 00:03:58,730 - Are you? 88 00:03:58,733 --> 00:03:59,533 - Yeah, course! 89 00:04:00,567 --> 00:04:02,297 And it doesn't involve much. 90 00:04:02,300 --> 00:04:04,970 Just being on the end of a phone really. 91 00:04:04,967 --> 00:04:06,097 And what do you think Dan'll say? 92 00:04:07,067 --> 00:04:08,327 - He'll be all right. 93 00:04:08,333 --> 00:04:09,933 - He won't, will he? - No. 94 00:04:09,933 --> 00:04:10,773 - No. 95 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:13,400 - How are ya then, Greg. 96 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:14,330 - Hey, all right. 97 00:04:14,333 --> 00:04:16,073 Here love, two more please. 98 00:04:16,067 --> 00:04:17,067 - Thanks lad. 99 00:04:17,067 --> 00:04:18,397 Better make some room for it, eh? 100 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:21,600 - Never work with family. 101 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:23,330 - Aw, he's coolest, Charlie. 102 00:04:23,333 --> 00:04:24,503 - Oh, you reckon? 103 00:04:24,500 --> 00:04:25,530 You try it then. 104 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:29,567 Actually, why not? - Why not what? 105 00:04:29,567 --> 00:04:32,467 - You must have some bog-standard labor needs filling. 106 00:04:32,467 --> 00:04:33,727 Get him off my back. 107 00:04:33,733 --> 00:04:36,903 - Yeah all right, sure I can find him something. 108 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:39,400 - Aw mate, I owe you a pint. 109 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:42,100 - You already do, more than one. 110 00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:43,670 After everything I've done for you recently, 111 00:04:43,667 --> 00:04:44,797 you owe me a brewery. 112 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:48,130 - What did you do with the, eh? 113 00:04:50,233 --> 00:04:51,573 - What? 114 00:04:51,567 --> 00:04:52,627 - The coke. 115 00:04:53,733 --> 00:04:55,573 - Ah, is that what that meant? 116 00:04:55,567 --> 00:04:56,797 Jesus. 117 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:57,830 - What did you think it meant? 118 00:04:57,833 --> 00:04:59,473 - I was trying not to. 119 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:01,067 - Well? 120 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:03,167 - Yeah, yeah, it's sorted. - [Dan] You got rid of it? 121 00:05:03,167 --> 00:05:04,727 - Nothing to worry about. 122 00:05:04,733 --> 00:05:05,573 - Thanks, mate. 123 00:05:07,333 --> 00:05:08,833 - A lot we're taking Barry and Sue out 124 00:05:08,833 --> 00:05:10,073 for welcome home drinks tomorrow, 125 00:05:10,067 --> 00:05:11,527 come with if you like. 126 00:05:11,533 --> 00:05:13,073 - And that'll be us squits will it? 127 00:05:13,067 --> 00:05:16,427 I save you from a foreign jail and you invite me to a party. 128 00:05:16,433 --> 00:05:17,703 - It's not a party. 129 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:19,400 - What's not a party? 130 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,730 (gentle acoustic music) 131 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:29,097 - I didn't fire him, Mum, I found him something better. 132 00:05:31,067 --> 00:05:34,067 Well, I don't know exactly what he'll be doing. 133 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:35,127 But it'll be better. 134 00:05:35,133 --> 00:05:36,803 (keys jingle) 135 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:39,530 Yes, he can still have his wages for the week. 136 00:05:40,733 --> 00:05:41,633 Holiday pay? 137 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:45,470 Fine, and holiday pay. 138 00:05:45,467 --> 00:05:47,767 What are you, his manager, are we done? 139 00:05:47,767 --> 00:05:52,767 I'm free to do whatever I 140 00:05:53,933 --> 00:05:56,133 Whatever I choose and I'll sing the blues 141 00:05:56,133 --> 00:05:57,973 If I want 142 00:05:57,967 --> 00:05:59,197 I've done it, Lise. 143 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:01,930 I've lumped him off to Greg, poor sod. 144 00:06:01,933 --> 00:06:03,173 Oh, hello. 145 00:06:03,167 --> 00:06:04,427 - No, its all right, you can lump who you like 146 00:06:04,433 --> 00:06:06,303 off onto Greg, it's nothing to do with me. 147 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:08,730 - Um, as your here actually, 148 00:06:08,733 --> 00:06:12,073 I've also, sort of invited him to drinks tomorrow night. 149 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:13,127 You don't mind do you? 150 00:06:13,133 --> 00:06:14,373 - Of course she minds! 151 00:06:14,367 --> 00:06:17,067 - No, no, it's fine, honestly. 152 00:06:17,067 --> 00:06:18,727 You know we're all grown ups. 153 00:06:18,733 --> 00:06:20,603 - Me mum and dad are coming too. 154 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:22,930 - Oh brilliant, nice going. 155 00:06:22,933 --> 00:06:24,933 It's a party. 156 00:06:24,933 --> 00:06:26,633 - I thought you said it wasn't a party. 157 00:06:26,633 --> 00:06:28,233 - Shall I book us all into the salon tomorrow then? 158 00:06:28,233 --> 00:06:29,303 - [Lise] (gasps) Yes. 159 00:06:29,300 --> 00:06:30,770 - Hang on. 160 00:06:30,767 --> 00:06:33,197 So there's four people coming, it's not a party, 161 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:35,630 but add three more and suddenly you're booking time 162 00:06:35,633 --> 00:06:36,473 in a salon? 163 00:06:36,467 --> 00:06:37,927 - Yeah. - Yes. 164 00:06:37,933 --> 00:06:39,303 - It's hard being a woman isn't it? 165 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:40,770 - Finally he gets it! 166 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:42,397 (Shelley laughs) 167 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:43,670 - What's this? 168 00:06:43,667 --> 00:06:45,967 - Right, I'm gonna go, I'll see you tomorrow. 169 00:06:45,967 --> 00:06:47,167 - See you, love. - Bye. 170 00:06:50,133 --> 00:06:50,973 - Eh? 171 00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:55,530 Are you at all familiar with the concept 172 00:06:55,533 --> 00:06:58,403 of a support network? 173 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,870 - No, I'm not. 174 00:07:00,867 --> 00:07:05,327 - Oh, that's a shame because this would be a lot easier 175 00:07:05,333 --> 00:07:06,203 if you were. 176 00:07:08,100 --> 00:07:10,470 The psychiatrist who looks after Kate 177 00:07:10,467 --> 00:07:11,797 called me this morning, 178 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:15,070 and she asked me to bob into her office, and-- 179 00:07:15,067 --> 00:07:16,597 - And? 180 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:21,600 - She sort of kind of asked me to be part of one. 181 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:24,730 No, it's not what you thinking, 182 00:07:24,733 --> 00:07:27,073 she not going to be popping 'round for tea and biscuits 183 00:07:27,067 --> 00:07:28,227 or out like that. 184 00:07:28,233 --> 00:07:30,903 It's just being there if she needs it really. 185 00:07:30,900 --> 00:07:33,200 And it's good, if you think about it, 186 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:36,270 'cause you have been worried haven't you? 187 00:07:36,267 --> 00:07:40,197 And if we're involved, if I'm involved 188 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:42,530 in seeing that she's all right, 189 00:07:42,533 --> 00:07:45,903 then things can get better for all of us. 190 00:07:48,067 --> 00:07:52,467 - How on earth did you let yourself get talked into this? 191 00:07:52,467 --> 00:07:53,327 - I've no idea. 192 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:58,100 But it's something to do isn't it? 193 00:07:58,100 --> 00:08:03,100 (man knocking) (gentle blues music) 194 00:08:09,900 --> 00:08:11,270 - [Bailiff] Who are you? 195 00:08:11,267 --> 00:08:12,827 - [Charlie] Who are you? 196 00:08:12,833 --> 00:08:14,103 - [Bailiff] Where's Pauline? 197 00:08:15,267 --> 00:08:17,427 - [Charlie] I don't know anyone called Pauline. 198 00:08:17,433 --> 00:08:19,303 - [Bailiff] What you doing in her house, then? 199 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:23,467 Are you the husband? 200 00:08:23,467 --> 00:08:24,667 - What if I am? 201 00:08:24,667 --> 00:08:26,597 - [Bailiff] The one that ran off with Babs? 202 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,770 - [Charlie] Sorry, who are you? 203 00:08:28,767 --> 00:08:30,267 - [Bailiff] The other man in her life. 204 00:08:30,267 --> 00:08:31,397 - [Charlie] You are? 205 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,100 - I'm the bailiff. 206 00:08:33,100 --> 00:08:35,100 Don't tell me she hasn't told you about me. 207 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:37,770 'Cause she's certainly told me all about you. 208 00:08:38,900 --> 00:08:41,600 Oh, aye, we've had a fair few heart to hearts 209 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,300 through this here letterbox. 210 00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:44,530 - Apparently so. 211 00:08:44,533 --> 00:08:45,973 - [Bailiff] And she's taken you back has she? 212 00:08:45,967 --> 00:08:47,627 Thought she had more sense. 213 00:08:47,633 --> 00:08:49,173 - [Charlie] And I thought you'd have more sense 214 00:08:49,167 --> 00:08:50,967 than sticking your face up against a letterbox 215 00:08:50,967 --> 00:08:53,397 when the bloke inside's carrying a spoon. 216 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,770 (window clicks) - Fine. 217 00:08:55,767 --> 00:08:59,167 - Well, you tell her she's had every chance, it's over now. 218 00:08:59,167 --> 00:09:00,667 If she hasn't got the money by tonight, 219 00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:03,067 then the next time I'll be accompanied by a police officer, 220 00:09:03,067 --> 00:09:06,827 a court order, and a battering ram. 221 00:09:06,833 --> 00:09:08,273 Have a nice day. 222 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:14,370 (Charlie sighs) 223 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:21,230 - Chris is, have you just got changed? 224 00:09:21,233 --> 00:09:22,673 - Hiya, Chris! 225 00:09:22,667 --> 00:09:24,927 Thanks again for doing this. 226 00:09:24,933 --> 00:09:27,433 - It's my pleasure, I'd never miss the chance 227 00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:29,573 to see a future England star in action. 228 00:09:29,567 --> 00:09:34,097 Bianca tells me, you play just like a young Madonna, is it? 229 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:34,930 - Better! 230 00:09:35,900 --> 00:09:37,070 - [Chris] Come on then. 231 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:40,930 - Chris! 232 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:52,567 I was just wondering are you going to Lisa's party? 233 00:09:54,367 --> 00:09:55,797 - I don't know anything about a party. 234 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,270 - It's just a little gathering at the pub, 235 00:09:57,267 --> 00:09:59,427 I'm sure she wouldn't mind if you wanted to come. 236 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,170 - I don't really know anyone yet. 237 00:10:02,167 --> 00:10:03,997 - You know me. 238 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:04,830 - Oh. 239 00:10:06,267 --> 00:10:09,197 Are you saying you'd like me to be your plus one? 240 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:12,000 - (giggles) I don't know about that. 241 00:10:13,767 --> 00:10:16,867 Yeah, as a thank you for all you're doing for Gary. 242 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:19,430 - It's a date. 243 00:10:19,433 --> 00:10:23,373 (uplifting instrumental music) 244 00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:27,730 - I can't thank you enough for letting me crash here. 245 00:10:27,733 --> 00:10:29,533 - Not a problem mate. 246 00:10:29,533 --> 00:10:31,403 Never hurts to be in with the boss. 247 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:33,630 Still can't get over the size of that thing. 248 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:37,703 I always wanted one but Jane, you know. (sighs) 249 00:10:37,700 --> 00:10:38,500 Oh. 250 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:46,270 Sat here watching football at nine in the morning. 251 00:10:47,767 --> 00:10:50,367 Seriously mate, have you any idea how good you've got it? 252 00:10:50,367 --> 00:10:53,727 - Stick with me man, and one day all this could be yours. 253 00:10:55,833 --> 00:10:59,203 (group cheering) (group applauding) 254 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,730 - Bloody hell! (Greg laughing) 255 00:11:01,733 --> 00:11:05,403 Only fools rush in 256 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:08,170 But I can't help 257 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,967 Falling in love with you (men laughing) 258 00:11:10,967 --> 00:11:13,797 (phone ringing) - Hello. 259 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,070 - Hiya, Lisa! 260 00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:17,827 You don't mind me ringing do you? 261 00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:20,573 Oh, I was made up when Dr. Edwards rang me this morning. 262 00:11:20,567 --> 00:11:22,597 I can't thank you enough. 263 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,200 - Hiya. - Hey, all right, sir? 264 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:26,600 Um, what are you doing here? 265 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,230 At nine in the morning? 266 00:11:28,233 --> 00:11:29,733 On a Saturday? 267 00:11:29,733 --> 00:11:32,503 - Promised Sue we'd look in on you both while they're away. 268 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:33,670 - But they're back today. 269 00:11:33,667 --> 00:11:35,497 - I know, it were first chance we've had. 270 00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:37,170 Just on our way back from hospital. 271 00:11:37,167 --> 00:11:38,297 - Nothing wrong I hope? 272 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:39,870 - I found a lump. - Oh, God. 273 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,127 - No, it were nothing. 274 00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:42,703 Turns out you're meant to have one. 275 00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:44,830 - It's funny, all these years and I'd never noticed before. 276 00:11:44,833 --> 00:11:46,673 See it was right up inside-- 277 00:11:46,667 --> 00:11:48,127 - I'll find Lisa. 278 00:11:48,133 --> 00:11:50,673 - Oh, I'm really sorry love, I can't this morning. 279 00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:52,427 I'm already booked into the salon. 280 00:11:52,433 --> 00:11:53,233 - Oh? 281 00:11:53,233 --> 00:11:54,903 Oh, that's nice. 282 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:56,370 - [Lisa] Anyway, I'm going to have to go now. 283 00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:57,627 - You must excuse her. 284 00:11:57,633 --> 00:11:58,973 She's about to be sexually assaulted. 285 00:12:00,167 --> 00:12:01,627 - What are you doing? 286 00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:02,773 - Your Uncle Terry and Auntie Margaret are here. 287 00:12:02,767 --> 00:12:04,067 - That was Kate. 288 00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:05,667 - What? - On the phone. That was Kate. 289 00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:08,697 You've just told a recently discharged psychiatric patient 290 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:10,730 that I'm about to be sexually assaulted. 291 00:12:10,733 --> 00:12:13,133 - There's my favorite niece! 292 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:17,433 Come here you, you're lovely. (groaning) 293 00:12:26,433 --> 00:12:27,903 - What's up? - Ah, it's the battery. 294 00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:29,500 Haven't got any jump leads have you? 295 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:32,430 - Yeah, I have, but they're inside 296 00:12:32,433 --> 00:12:34,933 and I really don't want to go back in there again. 297 00:12:36,467 --> 00:12:37,967 Where you going? - Got a game. 298 00:12:37,967 --> 00:12:39,767 - Well, if you don't mind a quick stop off on the way, 299 00:12:39,767 --> 00:12:41,397 I'll drop you both down. 300 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:43,530 - I don't want to put you out, just get me some cables. 301 00:12:43,533 --> 00:12:44,503 - Seriously. 302 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,470 I'm not going back in there. 303 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:50,400 - Okay. 304 00:12:53,567 --> 00:12:56,067 (door knocking) 305 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:57,327 - [TV Narrator] Simon and Pippa 306 00:12:57,333 --> 00:12:59,803 live in a typical Victorian home. 307 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:02,570 They've kind of fallen out of love with it. 308 00:13:02,567 --> 00:13:04,067 - [Pauline] Ah, cheers. 309 00:13:07,767 --> 00:13:08,897 - Who was it? 310 00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:09,830 - The postman. 311 00:13:09,833 --> 00:13:11,173 - Why, who you expecting? 312 00:13:11,167 --> 00:13:12,867 - Uh, nobody. 313 00:13:12,867 --> 00:13:15,097 - You usually abandon a shower for nobody? 314 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:18,900 - No, I mean I was waiting for the post wasn't I? 315 00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:20,800 All them jobs I applied for. 316 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,070 - What jobs? - Just jobs. 317 00:13:24,133 --> 00:13:25,533 - Well, unless they come with a final demand, 318 00:13:25,533 --> 00:13:27,633 I don't reckon these are them. 319 00:13:27,633 --> 00:13:30,073 (mail slaps) 320 00:13:31,567 --> 00:13:32,867 - [TV Narrator] Discovering space like this. 321 00:13:32,867 --> 00:13:34,267 - And what have I told you 322 00:13:34,267 --> 00:13:36,827 about being nuddy during daylight? 323 00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:38,573 Haven't even had me brekkie yet. 324 00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,827 - Body of a 30 year old, me. 325 00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:42,073 - In dog years. 326 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:47,700 - How come you end up owing all this anyway? 327 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:49,700 - Yeah, don't worry about it. 328 00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:51,570 The bills are my issue, I'll sort it. 329 00:13:53,067 --> 00:13:55,267 Which is going to be a lot easier without that bailiff. 330 00:13:58,100 --> 00:13:59,670 - Yes, it was right up inside-- 331 00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:01,067 - But you are alright now, though? 332 00:14:04,667 --> 00:14:07,367 - So they're back today then? 333 00:14:07,367 --> 00:14:08,297 The old buggers. 334 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:09,800 We been trying to ring 'em. 335 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,730 - Oh, they don't answer the phone when they're abroad. 336 00:14:11,733 --> 00:14:13,903 They don't like paying for the incoming calls. 337 00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:16,430 They've worked out an emergency system for us though, 338 00:14:16,433 --> 00:14:21,433 um, ring three times, hang up, count to three, ring again. 339 00:14:23,267 --> 00:14:24,497 - Personality Disorder? 340 00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:27,297 Barry leave this here did he? 341 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,730 - Can I have a look at that? 342 00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:33,397 - Um, do you really think you should? 343 00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:40,867 Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to boot you out. 344 00:14:40,867 --> 00:14:42,867 I'm meeting the girls down at the salon. 345 00:14:42,867 --> 00:14:43,797 - Oh aye? 346 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,270 Night on the tiles is it? 347 00:14:45,267 --> 00:14:48,767 - No, just down the local, we're having a bit of a party. 348 00:14:48,767 --> 00:14:50,197 - A party? 349 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:51,130 What for? 350 00:14:53,067 --> 00:14:55,527 (dog barking) 351 00:14:59,167 --> 00:15:00,627 - [Charlie] Oh, it's you. 352 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:01,433 - Yes. 353 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,770 - How's it going? 354 00:15:03,767 --> 00:15:06,097 - Great, yourself? 355 00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:07,200 - Grand, yeah. 356 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,070 - [Dan] Open the door, Dad. 357 00:15:09,067 --> 00:15:09,967 - Oh yeah, sorry. 358 00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:16,427 Can't be too careful. 359 00:15:16,433 --> 00:15:18,173 Rough neighborhood. 360 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,797 - No it isn't. 361 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:22,400 Anyway, I'm not stopping, 362 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:26,430 I just brought your wages for last week, plus holiday pay. 363 00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:28,503 - Ah, nice one cheers. 364 00:15:32,967 --> 00:15:34,467 - Where'd you get all that from? 365 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:35,597 - Keep your voice down. 366 00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:38,267 Off your mate didn't I? 367 00:15:38,267 --> 00:15:40,667 Asked him for a week's advance, get me started. 368 00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:41,927 - You did what? 369 00:15:41,933 --> 00:15:43,303 - [Pauline] That our Dan? 370 00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:44,630 - [Charlie] Not a word to your Mum. 371 00:15:44,633 --> 00:15:45,873 - [Dan] Why not? 372 00:15:45,867 --> 00:15:48,797 - Well, it's still early days isn't it? 373 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,070 - Have you done something? 374 00:15:52,233 --> 00:15:54,103 - Oh, it is you. 375 00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:55,430 What are you doing? 376 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,870 - Nothing, just-- - Lisa not with you? 377 00:15:58,867 --> 00:16:02,197 - No, her and the girls have gone down the salon. 378 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,700 - Oh, I see! 379 00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:04,900 So they rock up tonight 380 00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:07,130 looking like a frigging Grammys After Show. 381 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,903 Whilst muggins here is the last chuck in the window. 382 00:16:11,467 --> 00:16:12,927 I'm the ugly mate. 383 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,230 - Is that even a thing? 384 00:16:15,233 --> 00:16:18,103 - Of course it's a thing, everyone knows that. 385 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,070 Oh, get out me way. 386 00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:24,503 - Nice seeing you anyway. 387 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,930 (door thuds) 388 00:16:28,433 --> 00:16:29,703 - Right. 389 00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:31,800 - You can get a full wax here. 390 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,800 Everything. 391 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,070 - [Lisa] You going for it? 392 00:16:35,067 --> 00:16:36,397 - I stood on a plug this morning, 393 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:39,100 that's my pain threshold for the day. 394 00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:41,100 But Bianca? 395 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,770 You need to look good for your first date tonight, 396 00:16:42,767 --> 00:16:43,597 don't you? 397 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:44,530 - It's not a date. 398 00:16:44,533 --> 00:16:46,173 - I thought you said it was? 399 00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:50,697 - Well, maybe, I mean, how can you tell? 400 00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:54,100 - He said, "It's a date." 401 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,870 What do you think that means? 402 00:16:55,867 --> 00:16:57,467 - Depends how he said it. 403 00:16:57,467 --> 00:16:59,297 - Sort of all Geordie. 404 00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:02,197 - It's a date, like. 405 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:05,430 (women laughing) 406 00:17:05,433 --> 00:17:07,273 - Well, admittedly, I've been out the game 407 00:17:07,267 --> 00:17:09,167 for quite a long time now. 408 00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:11,267 But if I were to take a guess, 409 00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:14,597 I would say that means it's a date. 410 00:17:17,233 --> 00:17:20,503 - How much did you say the full wax was again, Shelley? 411 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,530 (gentle instrumental music) 412 00:17:22,533 --> 00:17:24,333 - Anyway, weren't you supposed to be in Spain or something 413 00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:25,473 this week? 414 00:17:25,467 --> 00:17:29,167 - Um, oh, that, no. 415 00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:31,097 Well, yeah, we were. 416 00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:35,670 But the dog, see, Alan. 417 00:17:35,667 --> 00:17:38,127 Horrendous diarrhea. 418 00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:40,870 Me Mum was meant to pet-sit him, 419 00:17:40,867 --> 00:17:42,497 but she sharp changed her mind. 420 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,230 - Couldn't you have used kennels? 421 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,073 - You'd think wouldn't you, offside! 422 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,267 (whistle chirps) (players chattering) 423 00:17:50,267 --> 00:17:51,097 Free kick! 424 00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:57,300 - Aye well, cheers for the lift again, 425 00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,470 hope we're not putting you out. 426 00:17:58,467 --> 00:17:59,467 You didn't have to hang around, 427 00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:00,667 we'd have taxied it back. 428 00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:02,267 - You're joking aren't you? 429 00:18:02,267 --> 00:18:04,797 Standing here talking block tackles and body swerves 430 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,370 is the most normal conversation I've had in months. 431 00:18:07,367 --> 00:18:09,797 (whistle chirps) 432 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,500 - Right, forward! - Forward! 433 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:12,900 - Oh, you beauty! 434 00:18:14,933 --> 00:18:16,273 Ha ha, good lad! 435 00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:20,430 - Right, come on, budge up. 436 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,373 - Hiya. 437 00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:23,597 - Hey, what you doing here? 438 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:26,930 - Oh, this not Chessington World Of Adventures? 439 00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:28,933 Oh well, since I'm here. 440 00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,703 (phone rings) 441 00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:32,770 Bleeding Ada, how much? 442 00:18:32,767 --> 00:18:35,227 I could do that one myself with some sellotape 443 00:18:35,233 --> 00:18:36,503 and a rolling pin. 444 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,230 - Do not tell me which one she's looking at. 445 00:18:38,233 --> 00:18:39,173 - No. 446 00:18:39,167 --> 00:18:40,297 Just me barnet then. 447 00:18:41,633 --> 00:18:43,603 So what we talking about? - Oh, first dates. 448 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,400 Bianca's got one. 449 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,070 - Oh, has she now? 450 00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:48,697 - We've been giving her tips. 451 00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:50,970 - Only one thing you need to know, flower. 452 00:18:50,967 --> 00:18:52,967 Never, ever shag 'em on the first date. 453 00:18:52,967 --> 00:18:56,327 - Now that is a surprisingly good piece of advice, Pauline. 454 00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,533 - Yeah. 455 00:18:57,533 --> 00:18:59,373 Always wait till you've got 'em home. 456 00:18:59,367 --> 00:19:01,727 (women giggle) 457 00:19:01,733 --> 00:19:02,803 Oh, bloody hell. 458 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,970 Who let Rose West out? 459 00:19:04,967 --> 00:19:08,797 (midtempo instrumental music) 460 00:19:11,533 --> 00:19:12,733 - Hello. 461 00:19:12,733 --> 00:19:15,673 Are you all right? 462 00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:17,727 - Piggin hell, flower, she had a mental breakdown, 463 00:19:17,733 --> 00:19:18,833 she's not six. 464 00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:20,103 - Pauline! - What? 465 00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:21,570 Just trying to spare her feelings. 466 00:19:21,567 --> 00:19:24,067 - It's fine, I'm fine, Denise, thanks for asking. 467 00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:26,267 - Oh, you're very welcome. 468 00:19:26,267 --> 00:19:29,227 - Lisa said she was coming, so I just thought I'd pop down. 469 00:19:30,233 --> 00:19:31,573 Actually, I was a bit concerned 470 00:19:31,567 --> 00:19:33,267 because when you were on the phone to me, 471 00:19:33,267 --> 00:19:36,267 I thought you said something about being sexually assaulted. 472 00:19:37,733 --> 00:19:38,773 - No, I didn't. 473 00:19:38,767 --> 00:19:40,197 - Didn't you? 474 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,400 Oh dear. 475 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:42,730 - The telly was on. 476 00:19:42,733 --> 00:19:43,973 That's what it was, love. 477 00:19:43,967 --> 00:19:45,797 - What were you watching? 478 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,730 - Can't remember. - You can't remember? 479 00:19:47,733 --> 00:19:50,303 - It was Murder She Wrote, okay? 480 00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:52,630 - Since I'm here I could have me hair done, couldn't I? 481 00:19:52,633 --> 00:19:53,633 - Good idea, love. 482 00:19:53,633 --> 00:19:55,203 I wasn't going to say anything, 483 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:57,170 but that one they gave you in there? 484 00:19:57,167 --> 00:19:59,467 Very institutional. 485 00:19:59,467 --> 00:20:01,367 - I didn't get me hair done in there. 486 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,067 - Murder She Wrote? 487 00:20:03,067 --> 00:20:05,067 And there was a sexual assault in it? 488 00:20:05,067 --> 00:20:07,397 - Yes, there was a bloody gang bang, all right? 489 00:20:08,533 --> 00:20:10,403 - Why are you shouting at us? 490 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,670 - I don't know, love, I'm sorry. 491 00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:14,367 I'm just a bit stressed out. 492 00:20:14,367 --> 00:20:16,197 - About the party? 493 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,000 - Party? 494 00:20:19,433 --> 00:20:22,273 (woman screaming) 495 00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:26,400 - [Greg] Here we go. 496 00:20:27,533 --> 00:20:28,403 - Nicely, nicely. 497 00:20:31,067 --> 00:20:33,467 Hardly ever had take away at home. 498 00:20:33,467 --> 00:20:35,127 Jane didn't like them. 499 00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:38,433 - You know, you keep talking in the then 500 00:20:38,433 --> 00:20:40,873 When you should be talking in the now. 501 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:42,930 - You what? 502 00:20:42,933 --> 00:20:45,833 - You're having take away now. 503 00:20:45,833 --> 00:20:47,833 You're watching morning telly now. 504 00:20:49,033 --> 00:20:51,233 We're going out for a few drinks tonight, now. 505 00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:53,870 Uh? 506 00:20:53,867 --> 00:20:55,427 - Yeah, it should always have been like this, shouldn't it? 507 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,630 I was too young to be tied down. 508 00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:00,633 Hardly got a chance to sow my wild oats. 509 00:21:02,367 --> 00:21:04,927 - I'd say you managed that. 510 00:21:04,933 --> 00:21:09,603 Look, you were just following a biological imperative, 511 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:10,430 that's all. 512 00:21:10,433 --> 00:21:11,633 - You what? 513 00:21:11,633 --> 00:21:12,833 - Instinct. 514 00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:15,633 Problem is, you were following the wrong one. 515 00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:17,173 - Ah, but what's the right one? 516 00:21:18,867 --> 00:21:19,697 - This. 517 00:21:21,767 --> 00:21:22,597 - Yeah. 518 00:21:26,367 --> 00:21:28,067 - Fancy a beer? 519 00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:30,197 - Nah, it's a bit. 520 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,630 Yeah, yeah, I do. 521 00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:36,100 It's your lucky day 522 00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:38,400 (doors thud) 523 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,230 - Cheers. - All right. 524 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,100 All right? 525 00:21:43,067 --> 00:21:43,797 What? 526 00:21:45,067 --> 00:21:46,867 Oh, the hair, yes. 527 00:21:46,867 --> 00:21:49,527 Very nice, see, I noticed. 528 00:21:51,533 --> 00:21:52,873 What? 529 00:21:52,867 --> 00:21:53,967 - Promise you won't go mad. 530 00:21:53,967 --> 00:21:55,197 - Why, what have you done? 531 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,700 - Just promise. 532 00:21:56,700 --> 00:21:59,070 - Fine, I promise. 533 00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:00,327 - You promised! 534 00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:01,633 - Because I thought you were about to tell me 535 00:22:01,633 --> 00:22:04,073 you'd burned a hole in me shirt or something! 536 00:22:04,067 --> 00:22:06,867 Not that we're taking our ex stalker out for drinks! 537 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,097 - Yes, ex. 538 00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:10,230 - Exes are exes for a reason you know? 539 00:22:10,233 --> 00:22:12,973 How'd you feel if I'd invited my ex-girlfriend along? 540 00:22:12,967 --> 00:22:14,197 - Which ex-girlfriend? 541 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,200 - What, I don't know, any of them. 542 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,800 - Oh, had that many have you? 543 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,900 Oh, let me guess, Nicola Laymon? 544 00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:22,130 - Nicola? 545 00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:23,433 What are you bringing her up for? 546 00:22:23,433 --> 00:22:24,633 - I didn't bring her up, you brought her up. 547 00:22:24,633 --> 00:22:26,073 - No I didn't. - Yes you did. 548 00:22:26,067 --> 00:22:28,097 - You said you wanted to invite her to the party. 549 00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:29,070 - Oh, for god's sake. 550 00:22:29,067 --> 00:22:30,467 Are you doing that thing 551 00:22:30,467 --> 00:22:33,167 where you try and replace one row with another? 552 00:22:33,167 --> 00:22:34,627 - Might be. 553 00:22:34,633 --> 00:22:37,633 Oh, Look, Dan, I was on the spot, and she asked me. 554 00:22:37,633 --> 00:22:39,403 What was I supposed to say? 555 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,200 (Dan growls) 556 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,870 - Why can't we ever have a normal life, eh? 557 00:22:43,867 --> 00:22:47,597 If people aren't trying to set us up as drug mules 558 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,270 they're going all Play Misty on us. 559 00:22:50,267 --> 00:22:54,427 - She's not like that anymore, she wasn't herself. 560 00:22:54,433 --> 00:22:57,073 And that whole thing about her murdering her husband-- 561 00:22:57,067 --> 00:22:58,067 - Oh yeah. 562 00:22:58,067 --> 00:22:59,797 - Well, it was nonsense. 563 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:02,530 It was chucked out of court, and you know that. 564 00:23:02,533 --> 00:23:04,673 She was just trying to make amends. 565 00:23:04,667 --> 00:23:06,697 This is not about forgiving and forgetting. 566 00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:09,900 It's just about moving forward, getting past it. 567 00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:11,470 - Mm. 568 00:23:11,467 --> 00:23:13,297 Well it's on your head. 569 00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:15,630 I want that establishing right now. 570 00:23:15,633 --> 00:23:17,503 I'm banking all this for the next time 571 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:19,730 you have a pop at me about something, 572 00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:21,933 then I'll be the one doing a row switch. 573 00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:23,403 See how you like it. 574 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,230 - You'll never pull it off love, it takes years of practice. 575 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,100 Oh come on, Dan, stop worrying. 576 00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:31,500 I don't want it to ruin tonight. 577 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:32,930 It's important, this party. 578 00:23:32,933 --> 00:23:34,333 - Important? 579 00:23:34,333 --> 00:23:36,103 It's Barry and Sue coming back from holiday. 580 00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:38,870 We're hardly flying banners are we? 581 00:23:39,733 --> 00:23:41,103 - Ta-rah! 582 00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:42,600 - Well, what do you think? 583 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,770 Had to give the barman a tenner to let us do that. 584 00:23:44,767 --> 00:23:46,467 - I gave you a twenty. 585 00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:47,297 - Did you? 586 00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:49,200 - It's very, uh. - Uh. 587 00:23:50,267 --> 00:23:52,667 - It's lovely. 588 00:23:52,667 --> 00:23:53,897 Thank you so much. 589 00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:55,330 - It were our pleasure. 590 00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:56,573 Hey, come here. 591 00:23:57,933 --> 00:24:00,133 - Shelley, Denise! 592 00:24:00,133 --> 00:24:01,873 - Hello, love, you all right? 593 00:24:01,867 --> 00:24:02,967 - Hello, all. 594 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,500 - Right, Bianca, what do you fancy? 595 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:09,670 - I think we all know that. 596 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,330 - Exactly how many faces are you putting on? 597 00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:21,503 - [Pauline] Perfection takes time, smart arse. 598 00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:24,400 And you want us to make an entrance, don't you? 599 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,270 - I'd rather have a sharp exit. 600 00:24:26,267 --> 00:24:27,897 - So they definitely know to come here, yes? 601 00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:29,600 You did that ring three times, hang up, 602 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,200 ring three times thing? 603 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,070 - I couldn't remember the order. 604 00:24:33,067 --> 00:24:34,667 But I did leave him a voicemail. 605 00:24:34,667 --> 00:24:35,967 They'll be here. 606 00:24:35,967 --> 00:24:37,327 - Oh, reminds me. 607 00:24:37,333 --> 00:24:38,903 If you speak to Chris, 608 00:24:38,900 --> 00:24:40,730 the reason we didn't go on holiday 609 00:24:40,733 --> 00:24:42,833 is 'cause Alan had the shits. 610 00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:44,073 - What? 611 00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:46,597 - Alan he had the shits. 612 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:47,800 - That was your excuse? 613 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,730 - I had to think fast, mate. 614 00:24:49,733 --> 00:24:51,133 - That's brilliant. 615 00:24:51,133 --> 00:24:54,333 I've just told Bianca I couldn't get any time off work. 616 00:24:55,333 --> 00:24:57,303 - Oh, yeah. 617 00:24:57,300 --> 00:24:58,630 That's a bit better that one. 618 00:24:58,633 --> 00:25:00,733 - You reckon? (laughs) 619 00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:02,233 Ah well. 620 00:25:02,233 --> 00:25:05,273 It doesn't look like they're in the mood to compare notes. 621 00:25:05,267 --> 00:25:07,497 Aw, look at them. 622 00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:09,100 I'm made up for her. 623 00:25:09,100 --> 00:25:10,870 She's had it so hard. 624 00:25:10,867 --> 00:25:12,397 And he's lovely that Chris. 625 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,400 He's proper handsome too, isn't he? 626 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:15,230 - Hm. 627 00:25:16,667 --> 00:25:17,497 What? 628 00:25:19,533 --> 00:25:20,933 I don't know. 629 00:25:20,933 --> 00:25:23,133 - Acknowledging that another man is good looking 630 00:25:23,133 --> 00:25:25,803 doesn't necessarily make you gay you know? 631 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:26,700 - Doesn't help. 632 00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:27,600 - Knobhead. 633 00:25:30,433 --> 00:25:32,073 - Do you think I'm handsome? 634 00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:33,730 - Shut up. 635 00:25:34,633 --> 00:25:37,533 (Shelley laughing) 636 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,300 - Oh, I heard me Dad did that. 637 00:25:45,733 --> 00:25:48,233 - Hello Dan. - Oh, yes! 638 00:25:48,233 --> 00:25:50,973 Hello Kate, where's Lisa, Lisa! 639 00:25:50,967 --> 00:25:52,667 You all right, how are you? 640 00:25:52,667 --> 00:25:54,167 I'll just get Lisa. 641 00:26:01,333 --> 00:26:02,173 - Well? 642 00:26:03,233 --> 00:26:05,403 - Yeah, yeah, okay, let's go. 643 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,900 - Yeah, yeah, okay, let's go? 644 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,430 Is that it? 645 00:26:09,433 --> 00:26:11,073 Four hours I've been up there getting ready. 646 00:26:11,067 --> 00:26:13,327 - I know that, light of my life. 647 00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:14,603 I've been timing you. 648 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,170 (door knocking) 649 00:26:16,167 --> 00:26:17,967 - Who's that? 650 00:26:17,967 --> 00:26:19,467 Ah, ah! 651 00:26:19,467 --> 00:26:21,527 Get me, what you doing you nutter? 652 00:26:21,533 --> 00:26:24,173 - Right, about getting rid of that bailiff. 653 00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:27,597 I may have exaggerated a little. 654 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:30,130 - What do you mean by a little? 655 00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:34,373 - I may have made the whole thing up a bit. 656 00:26:34,367 --> 00:26:37,367 But I did it for you, so you'd be happy. 657 00:26:37,367 --> 00:26:38,367 Temporarily. 658 00:26:38,367 --> 00:26:41,067 - Oh you-- - Window! 659 00:26:48,233 --> 00:26:50,073 You look really nice. 660 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:54,830 - Our first date, hoo. 661 00:26:54,833 --> 00:26:56,773 I can't really remember to be honest. 662 00:26:56,767 --> 00:27:00,327 But it's like the song says, it's in his kiss. 663 00:27:00,333 --> 00:27:02,103 I reckon you can really tell how it's going 664 00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:03,800 when you get them back to the front door 665 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,730 and they give you a goodnight snog. 666 00:27:05,733 --> 00:27:08,603 Kiss on the cheek, thanks but no thanks, 667 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,800 proper let's be friends territory. 668 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:15,800 But full on the lips with just a gnat's whisker of tongue. 669 00:27:16,933 --> 00:27:19,273 You're onto a winner, kid. 670 00:27:19,267 --> 00:27:21,427 Shall I show you the difference? 671 00:27:21,433 --> 00:27:23,503 - [Woman] Barry's car, Barry's car! 672 00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:25,200 - Should we shout surprise? 673 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:26,870 - Shall we wait till they get in first? 674 00:27:26,867 --> 00:27:28,127 - But should we shout it? 675 00:27:28,133 --> 00:27:30,433 - No, let's avoid any sudden noises. 676 00:27:30,433 --> 00:27:34,103 - I know, we should shout surprise in Italian! 677 00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:36,430 - Why Italian, they've been in Spain. 678 00:27:36,433 --> 00:27:38,233 - Oh, I don't know the Spanish for surprise. 679 00:27:38,233 --> 00:27:39,633 - Do you know the Italian? 680 00:27:39,633 --> 00:27:41,103 - No. 681 00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:43,470 - It's (speaks in foreign language). 682 00:27:43,467 --> 00:27:45,367 - [Group] Oh. 683 00:27:45,367 --> 00:27:46,697 - [Bianca] Say that again. 684 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:47,600 - [Barry] What's crack-a-lackin? 685 00:27:48,467 --> 00:27:50,067 - [Group] Surprise! 686 00:28:01,533 --> 00:28:04,233 - You ever clean under there? 687 00:28:04,233 --> 00:28:06,503 - Oh, I'll whip out the fucking hoover shall I? 688 00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:08,070 Stick it on quiet mode. 689 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,900 - (sighs) I'm sorry. 690 00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:14,830 - Not as sorry as I am. 691 00:28:14,833 --> 00:28:16,703 Being fool enough to trust you again. 692 00:28:18,167 --> 00:28:21,067 You said you'd changed, but you're just the same lying, 693 00:28:21,067 --> 00:28:23,967 cheating little toe rag you ever were. 694 00:28:23,967 --> 00:28:27,197 - In other words, the man you fell in love with? 695 00:28:29,567 --> 00:28:32,627 - The man I fell in love with was a liar, yes. 696 00:28:32,633 --> 00:28:36,573 And he was a blagger and a fantasist and all the rest. 697 00:28:36,567 --> 00:28:39,697 I used to want to throttle him, but you know what? 698 00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:41,200 I let it all go. 699 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:45,070 'Cause despite that, despite all of it, 700 00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:48,503 there was one little thing I was always sure of. 701 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,900 That he'd always protect me. 702 00:28:51,900 --> 00:28:54,330 That he'd never let anything happen to me. 703 00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:58,573 'Cause that Charlie, he was scared of nothing. 704 00:29:05,933 --> 00:29:06,833 I think he's gone. 705 00:29:08,433 --> 00:29:09,273 - No, he hasn't. 706 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,430 And he never will. 707 00:29:18,067 --> 00:29:18,827 - Charlie? 708 00:29:20,067 --> 00:29:22,227 (sirens wailing) (midtempo rock music) 709 00:29:22,233 --> 00:29:23,573 - Oi, Jobsworth! 710 00:29:37,067 --> 00:29:38,527 - What do you reckon then, Dan? 711 00:29:38,533 --> 00:29:40,273 Do you think it makes me look like Clint Eastwood? 712 00:29:40,267 --> 00:29:41,497 Make my day, punk. 713 00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:43,570 - Never mind that, where's me mum? 714 00:29:44,767 --> 00:29:48,597 - Look, there's no easy way to say this. 715 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:49,530 - What? 716 00:29:49,533 --> 00:29:51,673 Where is she, what's happened? 717 00:29:51,667 --> 00:29:53,497 - She's met someone else. 718 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:55,530 A waiter called Pablo. 719 00:29:55,533 --> 00:29:58,133 (Dan laughing) 720 00:29:59,133 --> 00:30:00,673 - What, it was funny! 721 00:30:00,667 --> 00:30:02,497 It wasn't funny, that wasn't funny, Barry. 722 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:03,330 - I'm sorry love. 723 00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:04,903 But your Mum's fine. 724 00:30:04,900 --> 00:30:06,500 So much so she's decided to stay on 725 00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:08,630 for an extra couple of weeks. 726 00:30:08,633 --> 00:30:10,103 - She's what? 727 00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:12,330 - Sent me back to check on the house and Alan, of course. 728 00:30:12,333 --> 00:30:13,703 How is Alan? 729 00:30:13,700 --> 00:30:16,600 - She's staying another fortnight, she can't! 730 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:17,830 - I know you miss her, love. 731 00:30:17,833 --> 00:30:19,233 - Miss her? 732 00:30:19,233 --> 00:30:21,173 I've got four cycles of laundry at home 733 00:30:21,167 --> 00:30:24,027 and a sink that's two bacteria short of evolving! 734 00:30:24,033 --> 00:30:25,403 - I'll be sure to pass that on. 735 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:28,170 I know how important your laundry is to her. 736 00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:30,130 - Dad. 737 00:30:32,467 --> 00:30:34,297 I didn't invite them. 738 00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:35,970 They must have just come in for a drink. 739 00:30:35,967 --> 00:30:38,597 - It gets better and better doesn't it? 740 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,130 Maybe Kim'll show up next with the Russian mafia. 741 00:30:42,967 --> 00:30:46,097 (midtempo rock music) 742 00:30:48,533 --> 00:30:53,133 Yeah but it keeps my head down 743 00:30:53,133 --> 00:30:55,003 - I need another drink. 744 00:30:56,667 --> 00:31:01,127 Being someone else 745 00:31:01,133 --> 00:31:03,633 Been so bad 746 00:31:05,700 --> 00:31:08,630 (patrons chatter) 747 00:31:08,633 --> 00:31:09,973 - Having fun? 748 00:31:09,967 --> 00:31:12,067 - Is it that obvious? 749 00:31:12,067 --> 00:31:13,467 - Everyone else seems to be. 750 00:31:14,633 --> 00:31:17,373 - This was supposed to be for me mum. 751 00:31:17,367 --> 00:31:19,297 - Right, enough moping. 752 00:31:19,300 --> 00:31:21,430 Let's show these kids how we kick it old school. 753 00:31:21,433 --> 00:31:23,433 - It's still daylight outside. 754 00:31:23,433 --> 00:31:24,873 - So? 755 00:31:24,867 --> 00:31:26,167 - Say that thing? 756 00:31:27,433 --> 00:31:28,833 - What thing? - That thing. 757 00:31:30,067 --> 00:31:31,197 - Are you dancing? - Are you asking? 758 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:32,070 - I'm asking. - Then I'm dancing. 759 00:31:32,067 --> 00:31:35,927 - Come on. (laughs) 760 00:31:35,933 --> 00:31:38,533 I been through time and space 761 00:31:38,533 --> 00:31:39,533 - You off? 762 00:31:39,533 --> 00:31:41,203 - Yeah, can't relax. 763 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,200 Big Brother and all that. 764 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,830 - Ah, right you are. 765 00:31:50,167 --> 00:31:52,727 I'll be next 766 00:32:05,833 --> 00:32:07,803 - (clicks tongue) Not enough. 767 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,630 - Well, it's gonna have to do, 768 00:32:09,633 --> 00:32:10,903 'cause it's all you're getting. 769 00:32:10,900 --> 00:32:11,730 End of. 770 00:32:12,933 --> 00:32:14,433 - If you can't give us the full amount, 771 00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:16,733 then I'm legally entitled to take the equivalent value. 772 00:32:17,733 --> 00:32:19,073 That TV, for example. 773 00:32:22,067 --> 00:32:24,067 - You are not taking her TV. 774 00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:27,067 - Mr. Johnson, with respect, how old are you? 775 00:32:27,067 --> 00:32:30,167 I could probably knock you over with my clipboard. 776 00:32:30,167 --> 00:32:31,897 - Try it. 777 00:32:31,900 --> 00:32:34,100 - Look, you've got enough now 778 00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:36,600 to sort out a payment plan for the rest. 779 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,130 How many weeks has it taken you 780 00:32:38,133 --> 00:32:39,873 to get into the bloody house, eh? 781 00:32:39,867 --> 00:32:42,067 You really want to keep coming back here? 782 00:32:42,067 --> 00:32:44,197 More conversations through the letterbox? 783 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,230 (bailiff sighs) 784 00:32:55,067 --> 00:32:57,127 - This fella of yours, Pauline, 785 00:32:57,133 --> 00:32:59,333 not nearly as big a prick as you said he was. 786 00:33:01,133 --> 00:33:04,303 (midtempo rock music) 787 00:33:05,133 --> 00:33:07,633 - Everybody's dancing. 788 00:33:07,633 --> 00:33:09,373 Sit down, sit down next to me 789 00:33:09,367 --> 00:33:10,667 - I've got two left feet. 790 00:33:11,867 --> 00:33:14,127 - You're a footballer! - I was a footballer. 791 00:33:14,133 --> 00:33:15,603 Well, sort of. 792 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,070 And surprisingly, 793 00:33:17,067 --> 00:33:18,797 dance moves were never part of the training regime. 794 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:25,970 I'd embarrass you. 795 00:33:25,967 --> 00:33:27,627 - I might embarrass you. 796 00:33:35,067 --> 00:33:37,867 Now I'm relieved to hear 797 00:33:37,867 --> 00:33:42,697 That you been to some far out places 798 00:33:42,700 --> 00:33:45,570 It's hard to carry on 799 00:33:45,567 --> 00:33:50,097 When you feel all alone 800 00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:54,400 Now I've swung back down again 801 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,530 (Lisa laughing) 802 00:33:57,533 --> 00:34:01,073 I hadn't seen such riches 803 00:34:01,067 --> 00:34:03,097 - How about it then? 804 00:34:03,100 --> 00:34:05,070 - How about what? 805 00:34:05,067 --> 00:34:06,597 - You and me? 806 00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,200 - I don't think so. 807 00:34:12,100 --> 00:34:14,700 - If you're looking for Greg, he's left. 808 00:34:15,700 --> 00:34:17,230 - Already? 809 00:34:17,233 --> 00:34:18,203 Why would he wanna? 810 00:34:20,233 --> 00:34:22,073 Was he on his own? 811 00:34:22,067 --> 00:34:22,867 - Ah. 812 00:34:23,700 --> 00:34:24,970 I couldn't say. 813 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:31,400 - One dance. 814 00:34:36,067 --> 00:34:39,567 Those who've found their touched by madness 815 00:34:39,567 --> 00:34:43,127 Sit down next to me 816 00:34:43,133 --> 00:34:46,973 Those who find themselves ridiculous 817 00:34:46,967 --> 00:34:50,467 Sit down next to me 818 00:34:50,467 --> 00:34:53,697 I love in fear in hate 819 00:34:53,700 --> 00:34:56,170 - Dad, what I said before-- 820 00:34:56,167 --> 00:34:57,427 - [Barry] It's all right, love. 821 00:34:57,433 --> 00:35:00,073 - No, it sounded like I just wanted Mum back 822 00:35:00,067 --> 00:35:01,327 just to sort my house out. 823 00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:02,573 - You do, don't you? 824 00:35:02,567 --> 00:35:03,797 - No. 825 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:08,470 Well, yeah, yeah I do, but I just miss her. 826 00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:13,330 - I know, flower, believe me, I know. 827 00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:14,873 I miss her, too. 828 00:35:14,867 --> 00:35:16,297 And I only left her this morning. 829 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,500 - Shall we have a dance? 830 00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:20,330 - I'd be honored. 831 00:35:21,233 --> 00:35:23,733 Sit down, sit down, sit down 832 00:35:23,733 --> 00:35:26,903 Sit down next to me 833 00:35:28,067 --> 00:35:29,667 - What do you think you're doing? 834 00:35:29,667 --> 00:35:31,667 - What is going on? 835 00:35:31,667 --> 00:35:35,867 (drink splashes) (group gasps) 836 00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:36,697 - Dan. 837 00:35:38,067 --> 00:35:42,067 - How dare you say something like that to me? 838 00:35:42,067 --> 00:35:43,497 Who do you think you are? 839 00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:45,670 - Oh, come off it, you're not exactly prude of Britain, 840 00:35:45,667 --> 00:35:46,927 I'm sure you've heard worse. 841 00:35:46,933 --> 00:35:48,573 I was trying to cheer you up. 842 00:35:48,567 --> 00:35:51,297 - Oh, I know what you were trying to do. 843 00:35:51,300 --> 00:35:53,100 The same thing you were trying to do the other night. 844 00:35:53,100 --> 00:35:55,630 You just, you can't help yourself, can you? 845 00:35:55,633 --> 00:35:57,733 (Jack laughing) We are done. 846 00:35:57,733 --> 00:36:01,073 Consider this your termination. 847 00:36:01,067 --> 00:36:03,797 - Oh, maybe you'd like to run that one by our boss? 848 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:08,800 (somber music) 849 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,270 - What did you mean the other night? 850 00:36:10,267 --> 00:36:12,127 - Oh this isn't the first time he's tried it on with me. 851 00:36:12,133 --> 00:36:13,703 - Jesus Christ. - In fact, 852 00:36:13,700 --> 00:36:14,800 I'm not the first person he's tried it on with. 853 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,470 - This is unbelievable! 854 00:36:16,467 --> 00:36:19,867 Tried it on, what are we, teenagers? 855 00:36:19,867 --> 00:36:21,527 Come on, man, tell her. 856 00:36:29,900 --> 00:36:30,700 - No. 857 00:36:32,333 --> 00:36:33,933 She's right, it's not on. 858 00:36:35,633 --> 00:36:38,503 You can't behave like that, not with people you work with. 859 00:36:39,367 --> 00:36:40,197 - Really? 860 00:36:43,267 --> 00:36:44,667 - Somebody always gets hurt. 861 00:36:46,267 --> 00:36:48,527 - Thanks for that, because, naturally, 862 00:36:48,533 --> 00:36:51,503 you'd always be the first person I'd turn to for advice 863 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:52,870 on office relations. 864 00:36:52,867 --> 00:36:54,167 - Yeah all right, steady on mate. 865 00:36:54,167 --> 00:36:55,797 - You're not a very nice person. 866 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,070 - No? 867 00:36:57,067 --> 00:36:58,267 Why not? 868 00:36:58,267 --> 00:37:00,397 What have I done, sum it up for me. 869 00:37:03,267 --> 00:37:04,097 Anyone? 870 00:37:05,267 --> 00:37:06,767 What about you? 871 00:37:06,767 --> 00:37:08,627 I'm sure you've got a take on it. 872 00:37:08,633 --> 00:37:10,203 You're never very shy about coming forward. 873 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,070 - Hey, I think you better leave, son. 874 00:37:12,067 --> 00:37:14,667 - You don't even know what this is about. 875 00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:15,667 Would you like to? 876 00:37:15,667 --> 00:37:17,167 - Jack, please. 877 00:37:17,167 --> 00:37:18,527 - Not really, just go. 878 00:37:18,533 --> 00:37:19,703 - Can I hit him? - No. 879 00:37:19,700 --> 00:37:21,130 - Please. - No. 880 00:37:21,133 --> 00:37:23,873 - You do know you're all completely mental, don't you? 881 00:37:25,233 --> 00:37:28,073 Seriously, what's the view like from up there 882 00:37:28,067 --> 00:37:29,597 on your high horses? 883 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:30,870 Because from where I am standing, 884 00:37:30,867 --> 00:37:35,867 all I see is simpletons, cowards, bimbos, 885 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:38,930 and sad, naive husbands 886 00:37:38,933 --> 00:37:41,803 whose wives keep chasing after something better 887 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,800 then blame everyone else when they get it. 888 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,270 - Oi! 889 00:37:45,267 --> 00:37:48,667 I don't care if you wanna tell lies about me or Shelley 890 00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:50,727 or god knows who else. 891 00:37:50,733 --> 00:37:54,203 But to slag off my family and friends. 892 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,630 Who do you think you are, eh? 893 00:37:56,633 --> 00:37:57,933 Ever since you moved in, 894 00:37:57,933 --> 00:38:00,073 all you've done is mess with people's feelings. 895 00:38:00,067 --> 00:38:02,567 - Oh, so basically, what you're saying is 896 00:38:02,567 --> 00:38:03,897 there were feelings? 897 00:38:06,867 --> 00:38:07,697 - Dan. 898 00:38:09,067 --> 00:38:11,567 I've changed my mind, feel free. 899 00:38:13,567 --> 00:38:14,497 - Do you know what? 900 00:38:15,700 --> 00:38:17,400 He's not worth it. 901 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:20,470 (Jack laughing) But whatever. 902 00:38:20,467 --> 00:38:23,667 (hit smacks) (group gasps) 903 00:38:23,667 --> 00:38:26,727 (somber blues music) 904 00:38:35,067 --> 00:38:36,527 - All right, Jack? 905 00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:38,930 - Rude. 906 00:38:39,833 --> 00:38:42,773 (group applauding) 907 00:38:47,933 --> 00:38:49,233 - How did that feel? 908 00:38:49,233 --> 00:38:50,503 - Good. 909 00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:51,600 - You've hurt your hand haven't you? 910 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,670 - Yeah, I really did. 911 00:38:53,667 --> 00:38:55,197 (Dan groans) 912 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,370 - I'm sorry again we had to leave early. 913 00:38:57,367 --> 00:39:01,197 It's that bubbly wine, doesn't half knock me for seven. 914 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,970 - It's fine. 915 00:39:02,967 --> 00:39:05,597 Anyway, I think I've had enough excitement for one day. 916 00:39:06,767 --> 00:39:08,567 Is it always like that round here? 917 00:39:08,567 --> 00:39:10,067 - You get used to it. 918 00:39:10,067 --> 00:39:11,167 - Yeah? 919 00:39:11,167 --> 00:39:13,067 Good, good. 920 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,070 Because I'm planning on hanging around. 921 00:39:17,833 --> 00:39:19,733 - I had a wonderful time. 922 00:39:19,733 --> 00:39:20,573 - Me too. 923 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,200 - You did enjoy-- 924 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:28,900 - Bianca, I don't want you to-- 925 00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:29,730 - To what? 926 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:33,300 - Like I said, I'm going nowhere. 927 00:39:34,267 --> 00:39:35,427 There'll be other times. 928 00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:37,570 - Will there? 929 00:39:39,100 --> 00:39:40,300 - Goodnight, Bianca. 930 00:39:42,067 --> 00:39:45,897 - Chris, this was a date, wasn't it? 931 00:39:45,900 --> 00:39:50,200 Because, if it wasn't, if I'm just being-- 932 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:51,070 - You're not. 933 00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:54,400 You're not just being, Bianca. 934 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:56,630 I promise. 935 00:39:59,067 --> 00:40:02,067 (lively rock music) 936 00:40:07,700 --> 00:40:09,470 - You lost mine, where's my hat. 937 00:40:09,467 --> 00:40:11,197 - All right, Barry, go on. 938 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,670 - Come on. - Barry wins. 939 00:40:13,667 --> 00:40:15,697 Stand back, stand back. 940 00:40:15,700 --> 00:40:16,830 Watch this. 941 00:40:16,833 --> 00:40:21,833 (balls clatter) (group cheering) 942 00:40:22,567 --> 00:40:24,127 - Stand him up again. 943 00:40:24,133 --> 00:40:26,903 (women laughing) 944 00:40:27,833 --> 00:40:32,533 22, psycho for sex and glue 945 00:40:32,533 --> 00:40:36,373 Lost it to Bostik 946 00:40:36,367 --> 00:40:39,367 Shave heads rave heads on the pill 947 00:40:39,367 --> 00:40:41,497 Got too much time to kill 948 00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:42,530 - It's ready. 949 00:40:46,167 --> 00:40:50,327 Here they come the beautiful ones 950 00:40:50,333 --> 00:40:52,873 The beautiful ones 951 00:40:52,867 --> 00:40:54,927 La da da da 952 00:40:54,933 --> 00:40:56,203 Here they come 953 00:40:56,200 --> 00:41:00,100 (group chattering) The beautiful ones 954 00:41:00,100 --> 00:41:02,530 The beautiful ones 955 00:41:02,533 --> 00:41:07,533 La da da da da 956 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:13,800 La la loved up, doved up, hung around 957 00:41:14,700 --> 00:41:16,530 Stuck in a lonely town 958 00:41:16,533 --> 00:41:19,073 Shaking their meat to the beat 959 00:41:19,067 --> 00:41:23,067 Oh high on diesel gasoline 960 00:41:23,067 --> 00:41:25,427 Cycle the drum machine 961 00:41:25,433 --> 00:41:28,733 Shaking their bits to the hits 962 00:41:28,733 --> 00:41:31,333 Oh here they come 963 00:41:31,333 --> 00:41:33,803 The beautiful ones 964 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:37,700 The beautiful ones 965 00:41:37,700 --> 00:41:40,870 (midtempo jazz music) 66600

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