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Question.
I need to hire an assistant.
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Do you think
it would be unethical
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to hire the second
most qualified candidate?
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What's wrong with
the most qualified?
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Well...
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And after graduating
Stanford engineering,
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I was offered
a Rhodes Scholarship.
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Do you have any questions
for me?
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I definitely have to carve out
some extra time for giggling.
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You can't discriminate
against the poor guy
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just because
he's a smoke show.
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I've been battling hot-shaming
my entire life.
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Please don't say
"hot lives matter."
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Hey, Grandpa.
What's up?
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Returning this
to your mom.
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Who's the beefcake?
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Oh --
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I need to hire
an assistant,
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and this gentleman is
currently the frontrunner.
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Does he get
a normal paycheck,
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or are you just gonna stuff ones
down his G-string?
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I do have some trepidation
about the optics.
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Well, you should.
These are sensitive times.
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Perception is everything.
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I didn't care
about any of that crap.
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I don't have enough work
for my assistant, Margaret.
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Been with me 40 years.
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I can't just put her
out to pasture
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like some worn-out plow horse.
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The old broad deserves
a little respect.
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No offense, Grandpa,
but I need someone
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who can hit the ground
running.
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Margaret's more someone
who would hit a pedestrian
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and not even realize it.
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Just because
she's no Christie Brinkley,
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who, by the way,
is a year older than Margaret,
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doesn't mean we throw her
on the scrap heap.
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Well, she'd have to start
tomorrow.
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Is she okay
working on a Saturday?
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That's the advantage
of hiring somebody
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with a few miles on her --
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by 6:00 a.m., she will have had
two soft-boiled eggs
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and be raring to go.
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Cam, come on, let's go.
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No, hold on just a second.
I need to finish this.
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Please tell me this isn't
another letter-writing campaign.
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They're not going to
rename our street.
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Okay, Mary Kay Place
would be
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a very fun tribute
to an American treasure,
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but, no, that's not
what this is.
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Cam, come on.
I want to go.
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The store opens
in a half-hour, okay?
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You know I get all
my pants for the entire
year at this sale,
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and 32 is a very,
very common pant size.
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It'd be great
if we could go a day
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without you mentioning
your 32-inch waist size.
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No, this is urgent.
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Señor Kaplan cut my
"Wind Beneath My Wings" number
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at the faculty follies
"for time."
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So I'm turning him in
to the IRS
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for deducting
his breakfast burritos.
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You're wasting your life
with these rivalries.
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There is a guy at work who
always eats my peanut butter,
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but I just let it go
because life's too short
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and so is he,
and maybe the peanut butter
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is just his creamy substitute
for human affection.
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Okay? Can we go?
Could we please go?
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Yes.
Thank you.
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Oh!Ah!Oh, my gosh.
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I'm s-- Uh...
C-Can we help you?
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Name's Murray Clark.
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I grew up in this house.
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Oh! Hi!Oh!
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Well, my name is Cameron.
This is my husband, Mitchell.
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Well, that's funny.
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Okay.
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Uh, so, we were
just about to leave.
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See,
I get all my pants --
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I haven't seen this house
since I went off to war.
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Oh, and you'd like
to come in
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and take a look around
a little bit?
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No, nothing like that.
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I just came here
to die.
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Uh, excuse me?
I'm sorry?
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Oh, it's nothing sad.
I'll just be a minute.
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Actually, could I get
a juice first?
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Oh, of course.
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Why not?
Sure, yeah.
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What are you doing?
Being a gracious host.
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To a stranger
who wants to die here?
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Oh, come on, Mitchell,
nothing's going to happen.
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It's just a cry for help.
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Okay, if I can't get a pair of
slim-cut chinos in French Blue,
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you're gonna die here.
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Marvin? Milton?
No, it's Murray.
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Murray? Murray!
Murray!
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Oh, my God.
Did he actually die?
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Calm down!
I'm -- I'm first aid certified!
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Murray?
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Murray!!
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Who taught you first aid,
a nanny on death row?
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Wake up!
Damn it!
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Oh!
I flew coach
all the way from Florida
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to die in this house,
and you ruined it!
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Oh, my God.
That's insane.
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You knew you were going to die
and you flew coach?
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I'm trying
to spruce up my résumé.
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This job hunt
is killing me.
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I'm sorry, Mom,
but if those companies
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aren't smart enough
to hire you,
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you don't want to work
with them anyway.
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That's what I used to
tell Alex about boys.
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Just don't jump
at the first offer.
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That's what I used to
tell you about boys.
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He's here! He's here!!
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Today, our old neighbor-
turned-tech-titan,
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Kenneth, is coming to visit.
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And he says he has
a "big surprise" for me.
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I don't know if the super rich
have access to time travel,
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but if they do,
I'm going back to the '90s.
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Ooh, to buy a whole bunch
of Amazon stock?
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No!
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I'm going to tell Felicity
not to cut her hair.
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Yeah!
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Hi.
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Okay.
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Haley, get in here!
Nah, I'm good.
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We're not letting go
of each other until
you get in here.
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Haley,
get in the hug!
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Oh!
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Oh,
this feels so good!
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Sure, but who needs hugs
when you can...
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man-shake!
Man-shake!
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Uh-oh. You're gonna want to
give them some space for this.
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Mm, mm, mm.Mm, mm, mm.
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Pew!Pew!
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Ooh, what are
the cameras for?
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Huh? Oh!
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This is for a documentary
about tech visionaries
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going back to thank the people
who inspired them.
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Elon Musk got his math teacher
an island.
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What am I getting?
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Assuming it's...me.
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Well,
are the cameras rolling?
Man: Yes.
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What is the one thing
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that we've always dreamed
of doing together?
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Going to college in New York
with Felicity?
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No.
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This man right here,
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he taught me
to always dream big
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and reach for the stars.
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And as a thank-you,
Phil,
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would you make me
the happiest man on Earth
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and leave Earth
with me?
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W-W-What?!
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I just got us two tickets
on the next Russian flight
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to the International
Space Station!
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This is the most amazing thing
that's ever happened to me!
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Except of -- of course,
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...winning two non-consecutive
Realtor of the Year Awards.
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I'm -- I'm going to cry.
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Uh, don't cry yet. I'm so sorry.
We had a sound issue.
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Can we do all that
again?
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Yeah! Should we take it
back to the hug?
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So, tickets for my show today
are at will call.
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And good news --
I was able to get you comps.
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I'm sure it'll cost me
in other ways.
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It's from Dad.
"I'm almost there."
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If "almost there" was a place,
Javier would be the mayor.
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Please stop taking pot shots
at his expense.
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Pot shots
are the only thing
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that we can take
at his expense.
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I mean it, Mom.
You've even poisoned Joe.
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You mean
with her cooking?
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Hey, we're only making fun
of Javier!
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No, we're not.
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Promise me.
Okay, fine, I promise.
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If my good-natured ribbing
is making you uncomfortable,
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I will refrain.
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I've got her
on Word a Day cards.
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We'll see
how long it holds.
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Hola, Gloria.
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Oh, Javier, h--
Eeeee.
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Gloria: Nice teeth.
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Did you get them at the dentist
or at the piano store?
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I haven't seen anything
so white and square
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since the Mormons
knocked on my door.
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And those were
just off the top of my head,
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but I promised Manny,
so -- Pbht!
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Nice to see you.
Come in.
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Manny: Hey, Dad!
There's my boy!
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Whee!
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Someone has been wearing
my custom-made cologne --
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Javier!
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For the man who wants to smell
a little bit like a woman.
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Thanks for coming
to my show, Dad.
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Of course.
I wouldn't miss it.
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But, hey, that is not
the only reason I am in town.
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I, um...
I have a proposition --
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something for you
to chew on.
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Couldn't you chew on it for us
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with your giant,
new beaver mouth?
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I don't know why
I made that stupid promise.
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I am on fire!
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I was in a high-stakes poker
game with a King-high Flush.
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So I bet my house.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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You're not living
in Manny's room.
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I won a year-long cruise
around the world.
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I want you to set sail with me
for the entire voyage!
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What?!
Absolutely not.
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I should ask my gal
at Nordstrom
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to pull some cruise looks
for me.
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Look at him,
he's chomping at the bit.
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Stop setting me up!
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Here you go. A cup of joe,
the old-fashioned way.
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Oh, thanks, Margaret.
Mm-hmm.
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Mnh!
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Oh, God.
I-Is there bourbon in this?
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When you asked for coffee,
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didn't you give me
a "wink-wink"?
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No. It's the morning.
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Well, that's why
there's coffee in it.
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Could you just make me
a lunch reservation, please?
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Oh. No problem.
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What's that thing?
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Oh, these are
all the great restaurants
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that Jay used to go to.
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Oh. Do you like
Steak Diane?
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It took her 12 tries to find
a place that had a salad.
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Uh, w-what are you doing?
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Oh, I was just
getting the couch ready
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for your afternoon
"meeting."
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Why are you saying "meeting"
like it's not really a meeting?
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Just so you know,
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when I say something,
that's exactly what I mean.
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Also, when you called me
from your car,
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I couldn't really
understand you.
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You may want to fix
your Bluetooth.
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Oh. You noticed?
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The nerve died
a few years ago.
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But if it bothers you,
I'll have it yanked.
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So, Manny,
what is your show about?
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Will there be pirates
and tasteful nudity?
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It'll be different
from my last one.
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This is a one-man play
249
00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,537
in which I portray
four characters in a café
250
00:08:57,571 --> 00:08:58,739
from different walks
of life.
251
00:08:58,772 --> 00:08:59,907
When the Internet
goes out,
252
00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:01,742
they're forced
to talk to each other.
253
00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:05,378
I call it "Who, What,
When, Where, Wi-Fi."
254
00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:06,513
I'd throw in a pirate.
255
00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,616
I should go
get into characters.
256
00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:12,519
Manny's not going
on that trip.
257
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,922
I know what an adventure
with you means.
258
00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:17,057
Seedy bars, con men,
259
00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,026
souvenir pens
that when you flip them,
260
00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,694
the lady's clothes
come off.
261
00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:22,896
If my son wants
to spend some time with me,
262
00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:23,964
he should be able to.
263
00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:25,966
Jay...back me up.
264
00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:27,300
He's not gonna
back you up.
265
00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:29,369
Gloria, let Manny go
on the trip. He'll be fine.
266
00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,204
He's been 40
since he was 10.
267
00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,973
And he's been 10
for 40 years.
268
00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:34,474
It's not happening.
269
00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:36,443
Look, I understand
your concern,
270
00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:38,445
but I want to bond with Manny
before it's too late.
271
00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:42,415
I think I'm having
a mid-life crisis.
272
00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:44,718
You probably didn't notice,
but I got veneers.
273
00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:46,153
Oh, that's what that is!
274
00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:49,322
Please don't die
in our house.
275
00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:50,891
What the hell
do you care?
276
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,592
For starters, if we ever want
to sell this place,
277
00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:54,227
we'll have to disclose
that someone died here.
278
00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,896
Why?
The last owners didn't.
279
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,998
For the millionth time,
I moved that chair.
280
00:09:58,031 --> 00:10:00,567
My wife passed years ago.
I don't have any other family.
281
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,470
I just want to close my eyes
and drift off.
282
00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:05,505
There are lots of reasons
to want to continue to live.
283
00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:07,407
I know you miss
your missus,
284
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,942
but living alone
is underrated.
285
00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:11,311
For one, you can have
whatever you want for dinner.
286
00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:13,747
Huh.
Two, you can move the couch
wherever you'd like.
287
00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:15,115
It's been 10 years.
288
00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:16,684
Where -- Where would
the couch look better?
289
00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:19,452
I appreciate what you think
passes for support.
290
00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:21,121
I'm just not interested.
291
00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,123
I think you need
a more positive outlook on life.
292
00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:25,325
Our neighbor Herschel,
he's about your age.
293
00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:27,160
Herschel Braverman?
Yeah.
294
00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:29,329
We grew up together.
We love Herschel!
295
00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:31,832
We -- We bring him
a corned beef sandwich
every time we go to the deli.
296
00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:33,033
Yeah, see?
There's something to live for.
297
00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:35,502
Yeah.
You should go reunite
with your old friend.
298
00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:36,937
Right now.
Okay, you know what?
299
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,806
Don't be rude.
We'll walk him over.
300
00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:40,540
He's just in a hurry
to get to a pants sale
301
00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:41,975
that started
30 minutes ago.
302
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,376
What are you, a 32?
303
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:44,778
I am.
304
00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:48,115
All the good stuff's
already gone.
305
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,184
If you guys want to keep up
with the Russians,
306
00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:53,153
you're gonna have to train.
Oh.
307
00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:54,221
I'll get the vodka!
308
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:58,158
If I could build a fembot
with lifelike skin,
309
00:10:58,191 --> 00:10:59,626
it would be
just like her.
310
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,561
Did you get a weird vibe
from Claire?
311
00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:03,831
No, she seemed super positive
and supportive.
312
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,065
That's exactly what I mean.
313
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,536
Oh, while I'm here, I'm gonna
see if we have any Tang!
314
00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:12,139
I don't want to go to space,
Claire! I'm terrified!
315
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,407
What happens if I break
something and we can't breathe?
316
00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,744
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
I can't breathe right now.
317
00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:19,579
Honey, calm down! The Russians
know what they're doing!
318
00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:21,514
I'm going to die up there!
319
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:23,216
Just tell him
you don't want to go.
320
00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:25,352
This is such an amazing gift,
it'll crush him.
321
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,554
Plus, I'll look like a coward
in that documentary.
322
00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:29,056
You're right, we don't want
to see this on film.
323
00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:31,091
I'm taping over it
already in my mind.
324
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,592
You've gotta shut this down.
What?!
325
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,728
Help me, Claire.
You're my only hope.
326
00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,163
Fine.
327
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,664
But if I do this,
you're not allowed
328
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,899
to quote "Star Wars"
to me anymore.
329
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:40,467
I love you.
I know.
330
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,672
Hey...Kenneth.
331
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,841
I was just talking to
Buzz-kill Aldrin over here --
332
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,209
Claire, I-I hope
you don't mind terribly,
333
00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:50,911
but I was just taking a peek
at your résumé.
334
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:52,545
It is very impressive.
335
00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:53,747
Have you landed anywhere?
336
00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:55,348
Uh, not yet, no.
337
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:58,752
You know, speaking of landings,
unfortunately --
Wow, really?
338
00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:00,954
Well, we should talk
about a really interesting
job opportunity
339
00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:02,222
that just opened up
at my company.
340
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,924
I would love that.
341
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:07,060
I'm looking for a bold candidate
who loves to take chances.
342
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:09,529
No, you are looking
at a bold candidate
343
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,098
who loves
to take chances.
344
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,567
I know, but, still, um,
Claire has --
345
00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,136
Claire has
some concerns.
346
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:20,073
If I'm working for you,
do I still get hugs?
347
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:21,541
No,
not in this climate.
Oh.
348
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,710
Best I can offer
is a wo-man shake!
349
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,112
Ha! What?
350
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,746
Uh, uh, pew!
351
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,148
Whoa!
What?
352
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,482
Wow,
you are a quick study.
How am I doing this?!
353
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,787
Remember, shred this,
don't fax it.
354
00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:36,323
Hey, honey.
Hi, Jay.
Grandpa.
355
00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:37,424
Cup of coffee, Margaret?
356
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,626
Grandpa, what are you
doing here?
357
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:42,062
A terrible thing happened today
at Manny's one-man show --
358
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,431
he got me a ticket.
359
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,233
No, I just stopped in to see
how Margaret's working out.
360
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,600
She's not.
361
00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:49,236
As much as I enjoyed
her pairing
362
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,172
the glass of Chablis with
my surprise shrimp cocktail,
363
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,441
that's not a skill I need
in an assistant.
364
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:55,909
You have to fire her.
365
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,677
I can't. She worked for me
her whole life.
366
00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:00,313
She slept on the sidewalk
to get me Nancy Sinatra tickets.
367
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:01,982
Fine. I'll do it.
368
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,817
Margaret, could you
come in here, please?
369
00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,785
This is the second thing today
I can't watch.
370
00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:08,088
I did everything I could
for you.
371
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,322
She's a cold one.
372
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,624
What's going on here?
373
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,160
Am I fired?
374
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:14,294
I'm afraid so.
375
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:16,263
Oh, thank God!
376
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,465
I've been wanting to retire
for years now,
377
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,700
but I could never
let Jay down.
378
00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:23,971
I just want to sleep,
tend my cannabis garden,
379
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,106
and never work again.
380
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,375
Margaret, I want you back
at Dog Beds.
381
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,777
Oh, whatever you say, Jay.
382
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:31,979
See you tomorrow.
383
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:33,013
No!
384
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,982
Grandpa,
Margaret wants to retire.
385
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:37,817
It's not what I want.
It's what Jay needs.
386
00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:39,719
Ugh, what is wrong
with you two?
387
00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:41,321
You don't need
an assistant,
388
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,722
and she doesn't want
to work anymore.
389
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,524
Is this true? Do you really
want to hang it up?
390
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:47,227
There are some things
I wouldn't mind trying.
391
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,795
Well, then you should do it.
I'll manage.
392
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,163
It's going to be weird,
though.
393
00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:52,900
I mean, you're the longest
relationship I've ever had.
394
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:55,502
Four husbands,
three heart attacks,
395
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,237
countless lovers,
396
00:13:57,270 --> 00:14:00,307
and you stood by me
through it all.
397
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,774
I love you, Jay.
398
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,245
I love you, too,
Margaret.
399
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,015
It's been a great run.
400
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,316
And we'll always have
Mitchell.
401
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,550
What?!
402
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,052
She's messing with you.
403
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,889
No, our kid moved away
a long time ago.
404
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,494
Hey, forget
what I told you earlier.
405
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,063
It's okay
to hire the hot one.
406
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:24,764
You may make a friend
for life.
407
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,669
Hey, fellas!
408
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:30,570
Hey, Herschel!
409
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:31,939
You bring me a sandwich?
410
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,941
Oh, no, we didn't go
to the deli today.
411
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:36,109
Eh...
No, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait!
412
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:38,711
But how about a trip
down memory lane instead?
413
00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:39,712
Eh...
414
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,248
W-Wait, wait, wait.
415
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:43,050
Herschel, look,
we have your old friend
416
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,685
Murray Clark!
Clark!
417
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,520
Well, what do you know?
418
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:48,788
Hello, Hersch.
419
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:50,357
It's been a lifetime.
420
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:53,961
Don't give me that,
you smug sonuvabitch.
421
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,395
What --
W-What's happening?
422
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:59,066
This bastard told our football
coach I was a communist.
423
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,567
Got me kicked off
the team.
424
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,102
I could've gone pro!
425
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:05,405
I only did that 'cause
he stole my paper route!
426
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,375
I had to deliver ice
to support my family.
427
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,110
Deliver ice?
How old are you guys?
428
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:12,212
You're a snake!
You're a rat!
429
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,247
He stole my girl
when I went to war,
430
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:16,383
and he stayed home
with a fake limp.
431
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,917
You should be grateful!
432
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,386
That woman
gave me the clap!
433
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,454
That was a little gift
from me!
434
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:22,755
Eh!
435
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,057
Murray,
what the heck was that?
436
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:25,325
Just the beginning.
437
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:26,593
The beg--
the beginning?
438
00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:31,164
Oh -- Murray.
Uh, what are you doing, buddy?
439
00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:32,599
Nobody talks to me
like that.
440
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:35,668
Oh.
441
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:36,803
Fine.
442
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,605
I'm taking it.
443
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:41,274
And when I get home,
I'm going to sign him up
444
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,076
for a bunch
of those fringe religions.
445
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,845
Let's see how he likes getting
all those singing visitors
446
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,647
and all those free Bibles.
447
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,916
I'm going to ruin
the rest of his life.
448
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,985
See, Mitchell, he's
making plans for the future.
449
00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:54,187
That's why you have rivals.
It's something to live for.
450
00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:56,789
Okay, you're just justifying
bad behavior.
451
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,525
Okay, Murray, Mitchell has
somebody at work that keeps
stealing his peanut butter,
452
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,093
and he won't do anything
about it.
453
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:03,296
You want to stop it?
Try mixing in some laxatives.
454
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:04,864
And then put
an "under construction" sign
455
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,199
on the bathroom door.
456
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,601
And if you really want
to ruin his day --
457
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,103
Okay, now, hold on, hold on.
Let me write these down.
458
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:12,672
Alright.
You call his wife...
459
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,175
Hey, the Wi-Fi's out.
460
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,379
Huge bummer, man.
461
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,748
I was just about to finish
writing my poem.
462
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:26,853
You're a writer, too? Well,
knock me over with a feather.
463
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:29,522
Blaine Lemarque, playwright.
464
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,791
Power used to go out
all the time in the bayou.
465
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,527
So crazy,
I'm writing a movie
466
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,963
set in the bayou
called "Swamp Cops."
467
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:40,500
I'm in film school, but soon,
everyone's gonna know my name --
468
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:41,534
Keith Fank!
469
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:44,337
I couldn't help overhearing.
470
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,639
I'm Rhonda Jamowitz, gossip
columnist for the local rag.
471
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,909
You'll never guess which starlet
was in here yesterday
472
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:52,545
with a new man and a newer nose.
473
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:56,483
I was hoping that the play
was gonna get better.
474
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:59,186
With maybe a little less Rhonda.
475
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,188
I know I'm going on and on,
476
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,356
but for the first time
since Mother passed,
477
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:04,724
I don't feel alone.
478
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,359
Brilliant.
479
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,328
I don't miss the nudity
at all.
480
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,663
We're so worried
about staying connected,
481
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,865
ignoring the walls
that are being erected.
482
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:15,268
We let the information
confound us,
483
00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:18,271
when there's so much love
swirling around us,
484
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:19,906
that all we need to do is --
485
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,542
Wi-Fi's back on!
486
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,922
I blame myself.
487
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,457
"You got an A?
Have a hat."
488
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,626
"You skinned your knee?
Have a hat."
489
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:42,229
Sorry for making you guys wait.
490
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:43,630
It took me a little longer
than I thought
491
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,132
to find my way back
to Manny.
492
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:46,399
Bravo, bravo!
493
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:47,800
Another triumph, eh?
494
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,035
Thanks.
495
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,570
You know, I really think
I have something here.
496
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,205
Maybe instead of going
on that cruise,
497
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:53,306
I should stay home
and work on --
498
00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:54,974
You are going
on that cruise!
499
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,310
It's gonna be good
for you.
500
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,978
it's so important
for your father.
501
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,913
He planned
a whole adventure!
502
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,649
We'll drink tequila
in Honduras.
503
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,451
We'll swim with the dolphins
in Bali.
504
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,786
But when we travel
through the Panama Canal,
505
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,288
we'll be required to do
some light housekeeping.
506
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:09,489
It's part of the deal.
507
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:11,224
Okay, then.
508
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,392
I'll just go grab my stuff
509
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,194
and take some selfies
with my fan.
510
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,464
Gloria, dime --
511
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,666
why are you suddenly
so on board with this trip?
512
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,601
I've sheltered him
for too long.
513
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:25,405
He needs something real
that he can write about.
514
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,940
Take him
to the seediest bars,
515
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:30,177
introduce him to con men.
516
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,845
Let him taste danger.
517
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:36,916
But not shrimp, because
it makes his eyelid feel funny.
518
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,318
No, señor!
519
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,820
The cycle ends here!
520
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,459
Really? You just sold me out
for a job?
521
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:48,828
Honey,
he wants a risk-taker.
522
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:51,198
How's it going to look
if I squash your boys' trip?
523
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:54,267
Boys' trip?!
We're leaving the planet!
524
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,269
You know the scariest part
of a roller coaster?
525
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,437
It's a month of that!
526
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,938
Dad, you don't want
to go to space?
527
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,039
No, I do.
528
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,308
I-I just -- I worry
529
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,109
that it might be
too traumatic for you --
530
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,711
Oh, no, it'll be fun
to tell the kids
531
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,313
their Pop-Pop
is an astronaut.
532
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,648
Pop-Pop might be
the last sound I make.
533
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,483
Claire, if it's not
too much trouble,
534
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:13,152
would you please, um, pick out
a family photo for me to clutch
535
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:14,687
after my tether snaps
536
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:16,223
and I tumble
endlessly through the void?
537
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,858
It is much more likely
538
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:21,494
that you will just incinerate
upon re-entry.
539
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:22,662
You guys talking
about space?
540
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:23,963
Yeah.
541
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,998
Um...look, buddy,
542
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:28,668
I appreciate all this,
but I don't want to go.
543
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:29,702
What?
544
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:32,239
I'm sorry.
I'm just so scared.
545
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,706
But y-you're my rock.
546
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,508
I-I can't --
I can't do this without you.
547
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:36,576
I'm your rock?
548
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:39,646
What did I get us into?
549
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,549
I didn't even want
to go.
550
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:45,252
I just wanted to look cool
in front of Bezos
551
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:48,688
and Elon
and Zuck-Zuck.
552
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,757
That's the reason
why you're going?
553
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,360
I'm sorry, but launching
white dudes into space
554
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:54,694
hasn't been cool
for years.
555
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:55,995
But the cameras.
556
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,564
How am I
going to get out of this?
557
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,399
Well, if you're trying
to look cool,
558
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:01,000
just throw
some splashy event
559
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,669
and auction off the space trip
to charity.
560
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,337
That could work.
561
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,505
What kind of charity?
562
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,539
Wolves are hot
right now.
563
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:07,707
I love that.
564
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,742
I'm going to save
the wolves!
565
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:11,578
We're saving them, right?
Yeah.
566
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:14,247
I like the way
you think outside the box.
567
00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:16,883
I may have a really interesting
job opportunity for you.
568
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,751
Haley, we could be
working together!
569
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,787
No, it's really
just the one job.
570
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:24,457
And, Phil, while it's not
a trip to space,
571
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:27,927
I hope that the
Phil Dunphy Center for Wolves
572
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,463
will be a fitting honor
for the man who changed my life.
573
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:33,433
We'll have
a big opening ceremony.
574
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:34,734
You'll meet
all the wolves!
575
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,469
Now let's go do this again
in front of the cameras!
576
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,842
I'm terrified of wolves!
577
00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:47,046
Oh, good, you're here.
578
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,449
Manny's about to model
his new cruise wear for me.
579
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,950
This should be good.
580
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,752
Jay, don't make him
self-conscious.
581
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,120
Promise
you're going to be nice.
582
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,123
Very smart.
583
00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:58,124
Thanks, Mom.
584
00:20:58,157 --> 00:20:59,626
Jay, what do you think?
585
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,762
Hey, El Capitán Kangaroo.
586
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,664
What are you,
the Untalented Mr. Ripley?
587
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,833
You should be directing traffic
in the Bahamas.
588
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:07,834
Tennille called --
589
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,402
D-Did I do that one yet?
590
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,270
Anyway, she thinks
you look like the kid
591
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:13,906
in an '80s movie
we're supposed to hate.
592
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:16,309
You look amazing.
593
00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:19,979
Amazing-ly like the last Kennedy
picked in a touch football game.
594
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,081
These are too good.
I gotta tell him.
595
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,283
Manny, put the outfit back on!
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