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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
VIDMARK ENTERTAINMENT
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
VIDMARK ENTERTAINMENT
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[STATIC]
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SENATOR BOB DOLE
SAYS...
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TRASH TV
IS THE BEACHHEAD
OF CONTROVERSY...
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INFINITY BACKS
SHOCK JOCK HOWARD STERN...
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GET THIS GARBAGE
OFF THE AIR...
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DECLINED TO COMMENT ON
THE TV CENSORSHIP ISSUE...
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CONTINUES HIS ATTACK
ON TV TALK SHOWS...
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HOWARD STERN...
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TAKE THE TRASH
OUT OF TALK SHOWS...
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DEMEANING, EXPLOITATIVE,
PERVERTED, DIVISIVE...
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WHAT A GREAT AUDIENCE.
WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
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I HAVE A VERY UNUSUAL
GUEST TODAY.
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COWBOY PHIL
AND HIS PIG...
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WILD, WEIRD,
AND WACKY...
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HE INSISTED THAT HE
COME DRESSED IN DRAG.
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WHY?
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AS A WOMAN,
I AM FIERCE!
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I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!
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WE'RE DISCUSSING THE PROBLEM
OF NUDITY ON TELEVISION.
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THEY JUST GOT BACK
FROM LAS VEGAS,
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AND THEY LOST
THEIR SHIRT.
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THEY LOST THEIR SHIRT.
MAKE THEM HAPPY.
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WHAT IS GOING ON?
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OK, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN,
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THE TALK SHOW HOST
YOU LOVE TO HATE...
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WALLY SPARKS!
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MEET...WALLY...SPARKS!
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[CHEERING]
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[CHANTING]
WALLY! WALLY! WALLY!
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HEY, WHAT A CROWD!
WHAT A CROWD!
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I TELL YOU,
I'M ALL RIGHT NOW,
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BUT THIS MORNING
I WAS IN ROUGH SHAPE,
YOU KNOW?
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YEAH, THIS MORNING I DID
MY PUSHUPS IN THE NUDE.
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I DIDN'T SEE
THE MOUSETRAP.
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TODAY I SAVED A GIRL
FROM BEING ATTACKED.
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I CHANGED MY MIND.
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HONEY, IF YOU ARE
JUST JOINING THIS SHOW,
SIT DOWN!
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RIGHT NOW, FOLKS, WE'RE
GOING TO START OUR SHOW
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WITH A SEGMENT CALLED
"IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE."
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OR AS MY EX-WIFE
USED TO SAY,
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"I CAN'T BELIEVE
IT'S HARD."
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WHAT THE HELL DOES
HE THINK HE'S DOING
OUT THERE?
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COME ON, GIRL,
HOLD STILL.
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ONE MORE COMPLAINT
FROM THE F.C.C.,
AND HE'S HISTORY.
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I MEAN,
SHE WAS A WILD GIRL...
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A VERY WILD GIRL!
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Audience:
HOW WILD, WALLY?
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WHEN SHE MADE ME
FRENCH TOAST,
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HER TONGUE GOT CAUGHT
IN THE TOASTER!
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[LAUGHTER]
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I MEAN, A WILD GIRL!
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IN FACT, WHEN I MET HER,
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SHE WAS DOING PUSHUPS
IN HER CUCUMBER GARDEN.
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HEY, AT LEAST THIS ISN'T
THE WALLY SPARKS SHOW,
YOU KNOW?
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I'D LIKE TO HAVE
ALL THE GIRLS
WALLY TURNED DOWN.
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OH, YEAH? I'D LIKE
TO HAVE ALL THE GIRLS
YOU TURNED OVER.
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HA HA HA!
OH!
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OUR GUESTS TODAY
ALL LIVE FAR BEYOND
THE BORDERS OF NORMALCY.
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EVERYBODY,
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET...
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THE MAN WHO HAS
FALLEN IN LOVE
WITH THE FAMILY DOG...
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HARRY KARP AND QUEENIE.
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NO WONDER ALL
THE CRITICS ARE SAYING
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TALK SHOWS ARE GOING
TO THE DOGS.
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HOW DID
ALL THIS HAPPEN?
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LAST WEEK
HE BOUGHT HER THIS.
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A COLLAR WITH 14
1-CARAT DIAMONDS.
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IN ALL THE YEARS
THAT WE WERE MARRIED,
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HE NEVER BOUGHT ME
ANYTHING LIKE THAT!
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WELL, HONEY,
MAYBE YOU'RE NOT DOING
THE RIGHT TRICKS, YOU KNOW?
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO DO, SIT UP AND BEG?
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WELL, IT'S BETTER
THAN ROLLING OVER
AND PLAYING DEAD
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FOR THE PAST
15 YEARS.
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OH, YOU'RE
IMPOSSIBLE!
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AND HE'S SAYS
YOU'RE BEING A DOG, TOO.
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HOW LONG DO YOU THINK
THAT A RELATIONSHIP
LIKE THIS WILL LAST?
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IN DOG YEARS?
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CALMLY
AND WITHOUT SWEARING...
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I HOPE THAT LITTLE BITCH
GIVES YOU RABIES!
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I TOLD YOU NEVER
TO CALL HER THAT!
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PLEASE, FOLKS,
SETTLE DOWN!
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AAH!
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PLEASE!
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EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!
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NO FIGHTING!
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[ARF]
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GET HER OFF ME!
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GET A DOG-CATCHER!
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GET THE SECURITY GUYS.
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[SHOUTING]
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NOT ANOTHER FIGHT!
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HA HA HA!
JEEZ, WALLY!
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WALLY SPARKS?
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK
ABOUT WALLY SPARKS!
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WALLY SPARKS,
WALLY SPARKS...
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WHAT DO I THINK
ABOUT WALLY SPARKS?
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WALLY SPARKS
IS A PAIN IN THE ASS.
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WALLY SPARKS
IS STILL ON TV?
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HE'S STILL ALIVE?
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I THOUGHT THOSE
WERE JUST RERUNS.
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SISKEL AND EBERT
CAUGHT MY SHOW.
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THEY GAVE ME
ONE FINGER UP.
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HE'S A HAS-BEEN!
HE'S A NEVER-WAS!
HE'S A WANNABE!
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HE DOESN'T
BEHAVE PROPERLY.
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OBNOXIOUS,
OVERBEARING IDIOT.
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THE ONLY TROUBLE IS,
I'M SITTING ON TOP
OF THE WORLD,
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AND I GOT
HEMORRHOIDS.
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I LIKE HIM,
THOUGH, ACTUALLY.
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I'VE SEEN HIM IN
A BATHROBE, THOUGH.
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WALLY SPARKS
IS AN IDIOT...
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AND HE'S
A LOUSY LAY, TOO.
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I THINK
MEN LIKE THAT
SHOULD BE LOCKED UP.
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DON'T GO AWAY...
WE'LL BE RIGHT...
BACK.
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STAY TUNED...
WHEN WE COME BACK...
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WE'RE GONNA TEACH
YOU MARRIED MEN
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HOW TO LOOK AT
ANOTHER WOMAN'S ASS
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WITHOUT YOUR WIFE
NOTICING IT, OK?
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WHEN WE COME BACK!
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[APPLAUSE]
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YOU KNOW, FOLKS, LATELY,
WE'RE GETTING A LOT OF FLAK
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FROM SOME OF OUR
CONSERVATIVE AFFILIATES
DOWN SOUTH,
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ESPECIALLY IN ATLANTA.
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IN FACT, GOVERNOR
FLOYD PRESTON OF GEORGIA
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RECENTLY SENT ME
A LETTER TELLING ME WHAT
HE THINKS OF THE SHOW.
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HERE'S THE LETTER.
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GOVERNOR PRESTON SAYS,
"AS A DEVOTED FAMILY MAN,"
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HE FEELS THAT
THE WALLY SPARKS SHOW
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"DEFIES CONVENTIONAL
FAMILY MORALS."
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HE SAYS I'M NOT DIGNIFIED
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AND "NOT SUITABLE
FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION."
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WELL, GOVERNOR PRESTON,
LET ME TELL YOU THIS.
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I'VE BEEN CONSUMED
BY THE PUBLIC MANY TIMES,
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AND ONCE IN A WHILE,
EVEN ENGULFED BY SOME.
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AND YOU TALK
ABOUT FAMILY DIGNITY?
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WELL, GOVERNOR, I LOOKED UP
YOUR FAMILY TREE,
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AND 2 DOGS WERE USING IT.
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I TELL YOU,
GOVERNOR PRESTON'S FAMILY'S
ALWAYS BEEN MIXED UP.
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WHY, IN THE CIVIL WAR,
HIS GREAT-GRANDFATHER,
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HE FOUGHT FOR THE WEST.
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I HATE THAT MAN.
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NOW, GOVERNOR,
DON'T YOU WORRY.
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I SERIOUSLY DOUBT IF
ANY OF YOUR SUPPORTERS
WATCH THAT TRASH,
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AND I'M QUITE SURE
IT WILL NOT AFFECT
THE VOTE.
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DAMN! HARVEY, I DIDN'T
WRITE THAT LETTER
TO GET VOTES.
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I WROTE IT BECAUSE
AS A CONCERNED
FATHER AND HUSBAND,
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I DO NOT WANT MY FAMILY
OR MY STATE OR MY COUNTRY
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AFFECTED BY THAT
MEDIA HOG WALLY SPARKS!
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I--I UNDERSTAND
THAT, SIR.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
I'M SIMPLY SAYING--
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HELL! IF I HAD MY WAY,
THE MAN WOULD BE BANNED
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FROM THE WESTERN
HEMISPHERE ALTOGETHER.
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THIS IS THE GOVERNOR.
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DADDY?
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BABY DOLL!
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DADDY, I JUST WANTED
TO LET YOU KNOW
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THAT EVEN THOUGH
SOME OF THESE
DEMENTED LOWERCLASSMEN
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THINK THIS
WALLY SPARKS IS FUNNY,
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I FIND THE MAN
A COMPLETE AND TOTAL
ABOMINATION.
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[CHUCKLES] SAYS SPARKS
IS AN ABOMINATION.
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AND I'M PROUD THAT YOU
SENT THAT LETTER
TO THAT DREADFUL MAN.
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IF HE CAN EVEN READ.
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[CHUCKLES]
YEAH. I DON'T KNOW.
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HONEY, I HOPE YOU
KNOW HOW DISAPPOINTED
WE ALL ARE
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THAT YOU CAN'T
MAKE IT DOWN HERE
FOR THE BIG BASH.
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WELL, IF I'M EVER
GOING TO FILL
THAT GOVERNOR'S CHAIR
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WHEN YOU BECOME SENATOR,
I'D BETTER FINISH MY THESIS.
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BY GOD, DARLING, YOU'RE
STARTING TO SOUND LIKE
A POLITICIAN ALREADY.
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I LOVE YOU, DADDY.
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YOU, TOO, BABY DOLL.
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YOU COME HOME
AS SOON AS YOU CAN,
NOW, YOU HEAR?
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BYE-BYE.
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SHE SAYS SHE'S
NOT ENTIRELY SURE
SPARKS CAN READ.
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HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
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WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
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UM, WELL, SIR--
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FLOYD, HARVEY,
I THOUGHT YOU GENTLEMEN
MIGHT LIKE SOME TEA.
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THERE YOU GO.
OH, THANK YOU,
EMILY.
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NOW, SHALL I POUR?
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NO, THANK YOU, DEAR.
THAT WOULD
BE LOVELY.
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NO, THANK YOU,
MRS. PRESTON.
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OH, WELL,
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
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NOW, GOVERNOR,
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I'M AFRAID THE POLLS
ARE VERY BAD.
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OH, ISN'T
THAT A SHAME?
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AND THEY'RE
SUCH LOVELY PEOPLE.
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I FORGOT THE SPOONS.
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I'M GOING TO RUN IN
THE KITCHEN AND GET THEM.
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NO, DEAR,
WE'LL BE FINE.
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OH, BUT, DARLING,
HOW WILL YOU
STIR YOUR TEA?
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THANK YOU.
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I'LL BE LEAVING NOW.
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ALL RIGHT, WELL,
IF YOU GENTLEMEN
NEED ANYTHING ELSE, NOW,
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YOU JUST FEEL
FREE TO CALL.
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THANK YOU, EMILY.
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ACTUALLY, UH,
WE'D RATHER NOT
BE DISTURBED.
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OH, YES, OF COURSE.
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AS YOU WISH, FLOYD.
AS YOU WISH.
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[DOORS CLOSE]
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SHE'S QUITE
A WOMAN, SIR.
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IN YOUR NEXT
CAMPAIGN SPOT,
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WE WANT TO PORTRAY
THE PRESTONS
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AS YOUR TYPICAL
NORMAL AMERICAN FAMILY.
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NOW, THE QUESTION IS,
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CAN I EAT THIS BANANA
AND STILL BE A GENTLEMAN?
206
00:08:42,933 --> 00:08:44,233
WHAT DO YOU THINK,
HUH?
207
00:08:44,267 --> 00:08:45,867
I SAY GO
FOR IT, WALLY!
I SAY GO
FOR IT, WALLY!
208
00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:46,867
GO!
209
00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:48,333
WHAT'S GOING
ON HERE?
210
00:08:48,367 --> 00:08:49,867
YOU BOYS REALIZE
WHAT TIME--
211
00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:52,833
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE
I TOLD YOU NOT TO WATCH
THIS MORONIC SHOW?
212
00:08:52,867 --> 00:08:54,500
YOU DO THIS
JUST TO GALL ME,
DON'T YOU, BOYS?
213
00:08:54,533 --> 00:08:56,367
COME ON, DAD,
IT'S ALMOST OVER,
214
00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,333
AND WALLY'S
TOTALLY AWESOME!
215
00:08:58,367 --> 00:09:00,200
AND TOTALLY UNSUITABLE
FOR CHILDREN!
216
00:09:01,933 --> 00:09:03,900
DON'T--LEAVE THAT
OFF, YOUNG MAN!
217
00:09:03,933 --> 00:09:06,500
LISTEN TO ME!
218
00:09:06,533 --> 00:09:08,500
TV: GO, WALLY!
ROBBY--THAT'S IT!
219
00:09:09,367 --> 00:09:11,500
YOU'RE GROUNDED
FOR ONE WEEK,
220
00:09:11,533 --> 00:09:13,900
AND YOU CAN FORGET
ABOUT COMING TO MY PARTY
SATURDAY NIGHT.
221
00:09:13,933 --> 00:09:16,333
[WALLY VOICE]
OH, GOVERNOR, I'M CRUSHED.
222
00:09:22,867 --> 00:09:24,833
YOUR DAD'S
PISSED.
223
00:09:24,867 --> 00:09:27,033
YEAH?
224
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:30,367
WAIT TILL HE SEES
WHO I INVITED
TO HIS STUPID PARTY.
225
00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:33,033
HEY, I'M TALKING ABOUT
A WILD GIRL HERE,
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
226
00:09:33,067 --> 00:09:35,033
All: HOW WILD, WALLY?
227
00:09:35,067 --> 00:09:36,333
I MEAN WILD!
228
00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:39,000
WHEN SHE LICKED THE STAMP,
ELVIS STARTED SMILING.
229
00:09:39,033 --> 00:09:40,667
[LAUGHTER]
230
00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:42,033
WELL, THAT'S IT, FOLKS.
231
00:09:42,067 --> 00:09:44,400
I'LL SEE YOU MONDAY,
WHEN OUR TOPIC WILL BE...
232
00:09:44,433 --> 00:09:46,500
"SEX AFTER
10 YEARS OF MARRIAGE...
233
00:09:46,533 --> 00:09:48,500
SHOULD THE WIFE
KNOW ABOUT IT?"
234
00:09:48,533 --> 00:09:51,200
BUT JUST REMEMBER,
FOLKS...
235
00:09:51,233 --> 00:09:53,333
EVERY MAN
HAS HIS TALE OF WOE.
236
00:09:53,367 --> 00:09:56,500
UNFORTUNATELY, IN LIFE,
THERE'S MORE WOE THAN TALE.
237
00:09:56,533 --> 00:09:59,167
[APPLAUSE]
238
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,200
AND...CLEAR.
239
00:10:03,233 --> 00:10:06,000
THAT WAS A GREAT SHOW.
240
00:10:06,033 --> 00:10:07,833
I GOT TO GO TALK TO WALLY.
241
00:10:07,867 --> 00:10:09,500
[SIGHS]
242
00:10:09,533 --> 00:10:11,200
DAD!
243
00:10:11,233 --> 00:10:13,500
DEAN! HEY,
WHAT A SURPRISE!
244
00:10:13,533 --> 00:10:16,167
HEY, DID YOU SEE THE SHOW?
PRETTY CRAZY, HUH?
245
00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,833
CRAZY'S A GOOD WAY
TO DESCRIBE IT. YEAH.
246
00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,333
LISTEN, I JUST WANTED
TO REMIND YOU,
247
00:10:19,367 --> 00:10:21,367
THE BAND'S PLAYING DOWN
AT THE CELLAR DOOR IN
THE VILLAGE THIS WEEKEND.
248
00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,167
I'LL BE THERE.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
249
00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:24,867
WILD HORSES COULDN'T
KEEP ME AWAY.
250
00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:26,000
UNLESS THEY'RE
AT THE TRACK.
251
00:10:26,033 --> 00:10:28,333
NO, I PROMISE YOU,
I'LL BE THERE, OK?
252
00:10:28,367 --> 00:10:29,500
HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
253
00:10:29,533 --> 00:10:30,733
GREAT. GREAT.
254
00:10:30,767 --> 00:10:32,567
OUR MANAGER
THINKS WE'RE READY
FOR THE BIG-TIME.
255
00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,667
BIG-TIME, HUH?
HEY, WATCH OUT
FOR MANAGERS.
256
00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:36,000
I HAD A MANAGER ONCE.
257
00:10:36,033 --> 00:10:37,367
HE BOOKED ME SO FAR
OUT IN THE WOODS,
258
00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:40,500
MY ACT WAS REVIEWED
IN FIELD AND STREAM.
259
00:10:40,533 --> 00:10:41,667
HEY, HAVE
A BITE TO EAT.
260
00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:43,333
COME ON, WE'LL HAVE
A BITE TO EAT.
261
00:10:43,367 --> 00:10:46,333
OH, YOU KNOW,
I GOT THIS--I GOT
THIS APPOINTMENT.
262
00:10:46,367 --> 00:10:48,867
APPOINTMENT?
AT THIS HOUR, HUH?
263
00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:50,367
DO ME A FAVOR,
WILL YOU?
264
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,667
WHEN YOU GET
TO THE GOOD PARTS,
THINK OF ME, OK?
265
00:10:52,700 --> 00:10:53,667
HERE, YOU NEED
SOME BREAD?
266
00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:55,500
YOU'RE SURE?
OH, NO, I'M OK.
267
00:10:55,533 --> 00:10:58,733
DAD, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO SUPPORT
THE WHOLE WORLD, OK?
268
00:11:00,433 --> 00:11:01,900
SEE YOU THIS WEEKEND.
269
00:11:01,933 --> 00:11:03,333
WALLY, MILLER'S ON
THE WARPATH AGAIN.
270
00:11:03,367 --> 00:11:05,067
WE GOTTA
GET OUT OF HERE.
271
00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:07,500
SANDY, DO YOU THINK
MY KID LIKES ME?
272
00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:09,000
DEAN? OF COURSE.
WHY?
273
00:11:09,033 --> 00:11:10,567
I DON'T KNOW.
SOMETIMES I GET THE FEELING
274
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,233
HE DON'T RESPECT
WHAT I DO.
275
00:11:12,267 --> 00:11:13,333
OH, COME ON.
WHAT'S NOT TO RESPECT?
276
00:11:13,367 --> 00:11:15,333
I MEAN,
HOW MANY KIDS CAN
SAY THEIR FATHER
277
00:11:15,367 --> 00:11:17,333
CAN EAT A BANANA BETWEEN
A WOMAN'S BREASTS, HUH?
278
00:11:17,367 --> 00:11:19,200
HUH. YOU GOT
A POINT THERE.
279
00:11:19,233 --> 00:11:21,067
IN FACT, YOU GOT
2 POINTS THERE.
280
00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:22,500
COME ON.
281
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,200
WALLY,
THIS SPECIAL DELIVERY
CAME FOR YOU TODAY.
282
00:11:26,233 --> 00:11:27,367
YEAH.
YEAH?
283
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:28,567
WELL, WHAT'S THIS,
284
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,867
ANOTHER HATE LETTER FROM
THAT GOVERNOR IN GEORGIA?
285
00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:33,000
NO, NO, NO.
IT'S AN INVITATION
TO THE CAMPAIGN BALL.
286
00:11:33,033 --> 00:11:34,733
HA! LOOK AT THAT. IT'S
1,000 BUCKS A HEAD.
287
00:11:34,767 --> 00:11:37,667
GO TO ATLANTA TO SEE
A BUNCH OF STIFFS?
NO, THANKS.
288
00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:40,567
THE ONLY STIFF I WANT
TO SEE IS WHEN I'M NAKED.
289
00:11:42,433 --> 00:11:44,333
WELL,
MR. DEGENERATE.
290
00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:46,733
I SEE YOU MANAGED
TO PUT ON ANOTHER
FIASCO TONIGHT.
291
00:11:46,767 --> 00:11:48,000
YOU KNOW, MILLER,
292
00:11:48,033 --> 00:11:51,367
YOU'RE THE ONLY WHITE GUY
I KNOW WITH A BROWN NOSE.
293
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,833
VERY GOOD.
LAUGH IT UP, FUNNY MAN,
294
00:11:53,867 --> 00:11:56,000
BUT YOU LOST
ANOTHER SPONSOR TONIGHT,
295
00:11:56,033 --> 00:11:58,733
AND MR. SPENCER JUST DOWNED
A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF PROZAC.
296
00:11:58,767 --> 00:12:01,200
HE WANTS TO SEE YOU
IN HIS OFFICE.
297
00:12:01,233 --> 00:12:02,367
NOW.
298
00:12:08,533 --> 00:12:09,667
HELLO, WALLY.
299
00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:11,333
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
300
00:12:11,367 --> 00:12:12,733
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
301
00:12:12,767 --> 00:12:15,200
YEAH. A HEALTHY GIRL
LAYING ON HER BACK.
302
00:12:15,233 --> 00:12:18,167
[CHUCKLES]
CLOSE.
303
00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:22,000
NO, IT'S A HISTORY
OF YOUR AD REVENUE REPORT.
304
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:24,500
NOTICE THERE'S A LOT
OF PEAKS AND VALLEYS.
305
00:12:24,533 --> 00:12:26,500
A LOT MORE
VALLEYS THAN PEAKS
306
00:12:26,533 --> 00:12:31,200
BECAUSE YOUR SHOW
HAS EVOLVED
INTO A PARADE OF FREAKS,
307
00:12:31,233 --> 00:12:33,900
A CARNIVAL
FOR THE UNFORTUNATE,
308
00:12:33,933 --> 00:12:36,833
A TITS-AND-ASS
BURLESQUE SHOW.
309
00:12:36,867 --> 00:12:39,200
Wally: OH, BUT
THE FANS LOVE IT!
310
00:12:39,233 --> 00:12:40,200
YEAH?
311
00:12:40,233 --> 00:12:41,667
WELL, THE SPONSORS HATE IT.
312
00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:42,833
THEY HATE IT.
313
00:12:42,867 --> 00:12:44,667
WHAT, IS THERE
AN ECHO HERE?
314
00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,700
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH
THIS BEFORE, WALLY,
315
00:12:49,733 --> 00:12:51,333
MANY TIMES.
316
00:12:51,367 --> 00:12:53,367
IT'S MY JOB TO KEEP
THE SPONSORS HAPPY,
317
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:56,200
AND THEY'RE
NOT HAPPY, SO...
318
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,500
YOUR SHOW
IS COMING TO AN END.
319
00:12:58,533 --> 00:12:59,500
WHAT?!
320
00:12:59,533 --> 00:13:00,500
YOU'RE GOING
TO CANCEL US?
321
00:13:00,533 --> 00:13:02,067
OH, COME ON,
WE CAN WORK IT OUT.
322
00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:04,067
NOT THIS TIME, WALLY.
323
00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:05,367
I'M SORRY.
324
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,500
WAIT A SECOND!
WAIT A SECOND!
325
00:13:06,533 --> 00:13:08,867
EXCUSE ME, MR. SPENCER,
326
00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:11,500
THIS IS BULLSHIT!
327
00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:14,033
AND WE ALL KNOW
THAT IF IT WASN'T
FOR WALLY SPARKS,
328
00:13:14,067 --> 00:13:15,367
NONE OF US WOULD BE
HERE RIGHT NOW.
329
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,067
I MEAN, THE MAN'S
A FRIGGIN' PIONEER.
330
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,833
HE INVENTED
TABLOID TALK FORMAT
331
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,400
AND MADE THIS NETWORK
WHAT IT IS TODAY.
332
00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:22,833
I DID THAT?
333
00:13:22,867 --> 00:13:25,333
HOW DARE YOU TALK
TO MR. SPENCER THAT WAY!
334
00:13:25,367 --> 00:13:28,333
MR. SPENCER IS RESPONSIBLE
FOR THIS NETWORK'S SUCCESS,
335
00:13:28,367 --> 00:13:30,233
AND NO ONE ELSE.
336
00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:32,167
WHY, HE IS
A PROGRAMMING GENIUS.
337
00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,533
LOOK...
SHUT UP.
338
00:13:33,567 --> 00:13:36,067
NEXT WEEK
ARE RATINGS SWEEPS.
339
00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:38,067
LET US BOOK SOME REAL
BIG NAMES ON THE SHOW
340
00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:39,733
AND CHANGE
THE SHOW'S FORMAT.
341
00:13:39,767 --> 00:13:42,367
I'M AFRAID IT'S TOO LATE.
IT'S BEYOND REPAIR.
342
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,000
TOTALLY
BEYOND REPAIR.
343
00:13:44,033 --> 00:13:46,000
MILLER...
344
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:47,033
YES, SIR?
345
00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:48,833
I WANT YOU
TO GO OVER THERE
IN THE CORNER,
346
00:13:48,867 --> 00:13:50,500
FACE THE WALL,
AND COUNT TO 100.
347
00:13:50,533 --> 00:13:51,500
BUT, SIR--
348
00:13:51,533 --> 00:13:52,500
MAKE IT 200.
349
00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:53,500
YES, SIR.
350
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,500
OK.
351
00:13:55,533 --> 00:13:56,500
1 MISSISSIPPI...
352
00:13:56,533 --> 00:13:57,667
2 MISSISSIPPI...
353
00:13:57,700 --> 00:14:01,700
MR. SPENCER,
YOU AND WALLY
GO WAY BACK.
354
00:14:01,733 --> 00:14:03,400
YOU OWE HIM ONE.
355
00:14:08,867 --> 00:14:10,533
YOU'RE RIGHT.
356
00:14:10,567 --> 00:14:13,500
WE DO GO BACK A LONG WAY.
357
00:14:13,533 --> 00:14:15,167
A LONG WAY.
358
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,333
ALL RIGHT, WALLY,
I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER WEEK,
359
00:14:17,367 --> 00:14:19,000
BUT I WANT A TOTAL
TRANSFORMATION.
360
00:14:19,033 --> 00:14:20,367
OH, YOU GOT IT!
361
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:23,667
THANKS, SPENCE.
I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING
I SAID ABOUT YOU.
362
00:14:24,867 --> 00:14:26,167
THANK YOU,
MR. SPENCER.
363
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,167
YEAH.
364
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,333
SIR!
365
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,567
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS
ABOUT GIVING HIM
ANOTHER CHANCE.
366
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,500
SPARKS IS
AN EMBARRASSMENT
TO THE NETWORK.
367
00:14:32,533 --> 00:14:35,333
I WANT TO GIVE HIM
THE BENEFIT OF GOING
OUT WITH A FIGHT.
368
00:14:35,367 --> 00:14:36,400
BUT, SIR, I REALLY
DON'T THINK--
369
00:14:36,433 --> 00:14:38,700
NO, YOU DON'T, MILLER.
EVERYONE SAYS THAT ABOUT YOU.
370
00:14:38,733 --> 00:14:41,900
YOU KNOW, THAT GIRL WAS
RIGHT ABOUT WALLACE SPARKS.
371
00:14:41,933 --> 00:14:44,233
WE GO BACK A LONG WAY.
372
00:14:44,267 --> 00:14:48,867
I MEAN, THERE'S A CODE
OF ETHICS AMONG OLD FRIENDS
IN THE BROADCASTING BUSINESS
373
00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:50,667
THAT YOU YOUNG PUNKS
WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
374
00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:52,733
IT'S ABOUT
LOYALTY AND RESPECT.
375
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:55,333
OK, FINE. FINE.
WHAT IF HE FAILS?
376
00:14:55,367 --> 00:14:56,567
HE'S OUT ON HIS ASS.
377
00:14:57,533 --> 00:14:59,333
"MR. DEGENERATE."
378
00:14:59,367 --> 00:15:02,667
HUH. "TOTALLY
BEYOND REPAIR."
379
00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:05,500
HEY, I GOT A BOOTLEG TAPE
OF THAT HOT NEW PORNO QUEEN
380
00:15:05,533 --> 00:15:07,367
I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.
381
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,567
SHE'D MAKE A GREAT
GUEST ON THE SHOW.
382
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,333
WHERE IS SHE?
383
00:15:18,367 --> 00:15:20,033
SHE'LL BE UP
IN A MINUTE.
384
00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:21,867
MORE OF JOEY'S
HOME MOVIES?
385
00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:23,667
I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE A STAFF MEETING.
386
00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:25,400
IN A MINUTE.
WE'RE BUSY HERE.
387
00:15:25,433 --> 00:15:28,333
ALL RIGHT, JOEY,
BOOK HER ON THE SHOW.
388
00:15:28,367 --> 00:15:29,733
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN
SEEN HER YET.
389
00:15:29,767 --> 00:15:30,900
HOW DO YOU KNOW IF
SHE'S THE RIGHT GIRL?
390
00:15:30,933 --> 00:15:33,167
SHE'S
THE RIGHT GIRL.
391
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,500
THAT IS IT!
392
00:15:35,533 --> 00:15:37,333
THIS IS OUR ASSES
ON THE LINE.
393
00:15:37,367 --> 00:15:38,667
IF WE DON'T
CLEAN UP OUR ACT,
394
00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:40,500
WE'RE ALL GOING
TO LOSE OUR JOBS.
HELLO?
395
00:15:40,533 --> 00:15:43,167
FROM NOW ON,
NO MORE PORNO STARS,
396
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:46,700
AND NO MORE STUPID SHOWS
WITH ALIEN LESBIAN
ELVIS IMPERSONATORS.
397
00:15:46,733 --> 00:15:49,367
I THOUGHT THAT WAS
ONE OF OUR BEST SHOWS!
398
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,900
WHEN, ROBBY, WHEN ARE
YOU GOING TO GROW UP?
399
00:15:51,933 --> 00:15:56,167
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,
I WENT TO SCHOOL,
AND I HELD DOWN A JOB.
400
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,333
NO, I DIDN'T.
AND YOU DIDN'T
HAVE ANY NINTENDO...
401
00:15:58,367 --> 00:16:02,033
AND YOU HAD TO WALK
5 MILES EVERY DAY
WITHOUT ANY SHOES--
402
00:16:02,067 --> 00:16:03,667
AND I RESPECTED
MY ELDERS.
BLAH BLAH BLAH.
403
00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:05,367
AND I RESPECTED
MY ELDERS!
404
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,700
THAT'S BECAUSE
YOUR DADDY PUT YOU IN
THAT MILITARY SCHOOL.
405
00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:09,700
OUR FAMILY HAS ATTENDED
THAT FINE INSTITUTION
406
00:16:09,733 --> 00:16:11,700
EVER SINCE
OUR GREAT-GREAT-
GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDADDY
407
00:16:11,733 --> 00:16:13,533
COLONEL BUFFORD PRESTON
FOUNDED THAT SCHOOL!
408
00:16:13,567 --> 00:16:14,533
Harvey:
WE'RE READY NOW.
409
00:16:14,567 --> 00:16:16,533
I'M NOT GOING
TO THAT STUPID SCHOOL.
410
00:16:16,567 --> 00:16:17,533
MOM, TELL HIM!
411
00:16:17,567 --> 00:16:18,700
MOM, TELL HIM
HE IS GOING.
412
00:16:18,733 --> 00:16:21,167
FLOYD, PERHAPS IF YOU
SPENT SOME TIME WITH HIM,
413
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,700
I MEAN, HE NEEDS
YOUR GUIDANCE.
414
00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:25,000
WHAT HE NEEDS, MY DEAR,
IS WHAT MY DADDY
USED TO GIVE ME,
415
00:16:25,033 --> 00:16:27,067
AND THAT IS A GOOD
OLD-FASHIONED KICK
IN THE ASPIDISTRA!
416
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:28,067
Director: ACTION!
417
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:29,167
WHAT?
418
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,667
HOW DO YOU DO?
I'M GOVERNOR FLOYD PRESTON.
419
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,833
I'M HERE AT HOME
WITH MY WONDERFUL FAMILY.
420
00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:36,700
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
MY CHARMING WIFE EMILY.
421
00:16:36,733 --> 00:16:39,833
I'M SORRY THAT
OUR DAUGHTER PRISCILLA
CAN'T BE WITH US.
422
00:16:39,867 --> 00:16:41,333
SHE'S AWAY AT SCHOOL
STUDYING HARD
423
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:44,333
TO ONE DAY FOLLOW
IN THE GREAT PRESTON
FAMILY TRADITION.
424
00:16:44,367 --> 00:16:48,400
AND OVER HERE
IS OUR FINE SON ROBBY.
425
00:16:48,433 --> 00:16:52,867
THE PRESTON NAME
HAS ALWAYS STOOD FOR GOOD,
WHOLESOME AMERICAN VALUES,
426
00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:54,167
SO, REMEMBER...
427
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:57,200
A VOTE FOR FLOYD PRESTON
IS A VOTE FOR FAMILY.
428
00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:58,200
Director: CUT!
429
00:16:58,233 --> 00:17:00,167
OH!
SMILE!
OW!
BEAUTIFUL.
430
00:17:02,367 --> 00:17:03,900
LOOK, YOU'D BETTER COME UP
WITH SOMETHING QUICK,
431
00:17:03,933 --> 00:17:05,367
OR WE'RE GOING TO
END UP LIKE THIS GUY.
432
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,367
HEY!
433
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,167
HEY, WALLY, I COULD
USE A LITTLE CHANGE.
434
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,500
YEAH? WHY DON'T
YOU TRY PARIS, HUH?
435
00:17:11,533 --> 00:17:14,367
HERE, TAKE THIS.
GO AHEAD.
436
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,733
[WHISTLING]
OVER HERE!
437
00:17:18,433 --> 00:17:19,733
SORRY, LADY.
438
00:17:19,767 --> 00:17:21,200
HEY, TAXI!
439
00:17:21,233 --> 00:17:23,200
HEY, YOU'RE WALLY SPARKS.
I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN.
440
00:17:23,233 --> 00:17:24,500
HEY, HOW
YOU DOING?
441
00:17:24,533 --> 00:17:26,033
UH, WE'RE IN A HURRY.
TAKE US TO SOHO.
442
00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:27,067
YOU GOT IT, LADY.
443
00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:30,200
HEY, LOOK AT THAT!
WALLY SPARKS! HEY, HEY!
444
00:17:35,733 --> 00:17:37,700
Driver: COME ON,
LET'S GO HERE!
WHAT IS THIS?
445
00:17:37,733 --> 00:17:39,500
AHH!
446
00:17:39,533 --> 00:17:41,200
HI, TONY.
HEY, WALLY,
MY NAME IS TONY.
447
00:17:41,233 --> 00:17:42,900
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE HERE.
448
00:17:42,933 --> 00:17:45,533
WAIT'LL I TELL
THE GUYS I HAD
YOU IN MY CAB.
449
00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:47,867
HEY, TONY, FIRST OF ALL,
YOU NEVER HAD ME...
450
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,667
HA HA HA!
YOU KILL ME!
451
00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:52,000
AND IF YOU DID HAVE ME,
IT WOULDN'T BE IN A CAB.
452
00:17:52,033 --> 00:17:54,700
THIS GUY KILLS ME!
HE KILLS ME!
453
00:17:54,733 --> 00:17:56,167
HEY, WALLY...
454
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,233
I WENT OUT WITH A GIRL
LAST NIGHT, AND, BOY,
WAS SHE UGLY.
455
00:17:59,267 --> 00:18:01,233
OH, GO AHEAD.
HOW UGLY, HUH?
456
00:18:01,267 --> 00:18:03,000
SHE WENT TO
THE PLASTIC SURGEON,
457
00:18:03,033 --> 00:18:04,667
HE ADDED A TAIL!
458
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:06,367
HA HA HA!
ALL RIGHT.
459
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,500
UH, TONY, DON'T LOSE
YOUR HACK LICENSE, HUH?
460
00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:09,900
OH HO HO!
461
00:18:09,933 --> 00:18:12,700
WALLY, SPENCER SAYS
HE WANTS A TOTAL
TRANSFORMATION, OK?
462
00:18:12,733 --> 00:18:15,367
THAT MEANS WE GOT TO HAVE
MORE NEWSWORTHY GUESTS.
463
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:18,000
NOW, TONIGHT IS
GOVERNOR PRESTON'S
CAMPAIGN BALL
464
00:18:18,033 --> 00:18:19,167
DOWN IN ATLANTA.
465
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,500
LISTEN TO WHAT
HE WROTE YOU.
466
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:23,167
HE SAYS HERE HE'S SORRY
ABOUT THE LETTER HE SENT YOU,
467
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,500
AND HE'S ACTUALLY
A REALLY BIG FAN
468
00:18:25,533 --> 00:18:28,067
AND THINKS IT
WOULD BE "AWESOME"
TO MEET YOU IN PERSON.
469
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:29,167
HE SAID "AWESOME"?
470
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,333
NO KIDDING.
471
00:18:30,367 --> 00:18:31,700
YEAH. MAYBE WE
COULD GET HIM TO BE
A GUEST ON THE SHOW.
472
00:18:31,733 --> 00:18:32,833
THINK OF IT--
473
00:18:32,867 --> 00:18:34,733
"MORAL MAJORITY GOVERNOR
MEETS WALLY SPARKS."
474
00:18:34,767 --> 00:18:36,333
OH, SANDY, COME DOWN
TO EARTH, WILL YOU?
475
00:18:36,367 --> 00:18:38,000
THE GOVERNOR,
HE'S NOT GOING
TO DO MY SHOW.
476
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,367
OH, COME ON, WHAT
HAVE WE GOT TO LOSE?
477
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,500
YOU KNOW, LET'S GO
DOWN THERE AND FIND OUT.
478
00:18:40,533 --> 00:18:42,733
YEAH, WALLY.
WHY DON'T YOU GO DOWN
AND FIND OUT?
479
00:18:42,767 --> 00:18:45,333
ABSOLUTELY.
ABSOLUTELY.
YOU THINK
I SHOULD GO, HUH?
480
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,067
WHAT AM I ASKING
HIM FOR, HUH?
481
00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:50,033
I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT ATLANTA.
I DON'T WANT TO GO.
482
00:18:50,067 --> 00:18:52,033
OH, COME ON, WALLY,
DON'T GO SOFT ON ME.
483
00:18:52,067 --> 00:18:55,000
OOH, I HATE WHEN
A WOMAN SAYS THAT
TO ME.
484
00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:57,400
OK, ATLANTA,
HERE WE COME,
ALL RIGHT?
485
00:18:57,433 --> 00:18:59,367
YOU GOT IT,
WALLY!
YOU TALKED ME
INTO IT.
486
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,333
COME ON,
WE'LL GET THERE
FASTER IF WE WALK.
487
00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:02,900
THANKS A LOT
FOR BEING IN MY CAB.
488
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:03,900
TAKE CARE
OF YOURSELF, HUH?
489
00:19:03,933 --> 00:19:05,033
SEE YOU LATER.
490
00:19:05,067 --> 00:19:07,167
GO GET 'EM, BABY!
491
00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:16,567
OOH!
492
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:17,567
HEY.
493
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,200
HEY, THIS IS
SOME JOINT, HUH?
494
00:19:20,233 --> 00:19:21,367
YEAH. WE'RE
IN THE SOUTH.
495
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,367
GOOD EVENING.
496
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,367
WALLY SPARKS
AND GUEST.
497
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,833
SIR, ARE YOU AWARE THIS
IS A BLACK-TIE AFFAIR?
498
00:19:26,867 --> 00:19:28,733
OH, INDUBITABLY.
499
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:30,400
THIS WAY, PLEASE.
500
00:19:30,433 --> 00:19:32,000
ALL RIGHT, BUDDY.
TAKE THAT, ALL RIGHT?
501
00:19:32,033 --> 00:19:33,533
AND GET ME SOME
GREY POUPON, HUH?
502
00:19:33,567 --> 00:19:35,000
HERE, HOLD MY PURSE,
WOULD YOU?
503
00:19:35,033 --> 00:19:36,333
YEAH.
504
00:19:44,567 --> 00:19:45,533
THANK YOU.
505
00:19:45,567 --> 00:19:46,833
CERTAINLY.
506
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,667
OH, A BIT
OF THE BUBBLY.
507
00:20:04,533 --> 00:20:06,500
OK, SANDY,
WHAT'S THE PLAN?
508
00:20:06,533 --> 00:20:09,233
FIRST, GIVE ME
BACK MY PURSE.
509
00:20:09,267 --> 00:20:10,700
COME HERE.
510
00:20:10,733 --> 00:20:12,400
I SNUCK IN
YOUR VIDEO CAMERA.
511
00:20:12,433 --> 00:20:14,333
LOOK, I CUT A HOLE
IN MY PURSE.
512
00:20:14,367 --> 00:20:16,167
WE CAN SHOOT TAPE
WITHOUT ANYBODY
KNOWING.
513
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,400
YOU GO FIND
THE GOVERNOR,
WARM UP TO HIM,
514
00:20:18,433 --> 00:20:20,533
AND ASK HIM
ABOUT APPEARING
ON THE SHOW, OK?
515
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:23,167
WHO KNOWS WHAT
KIND OF JUICY STUFF
WE'RE GOING TO GET?
516
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,533
I'M BEGINNING
TO FEEL LIKE
517
00:20:24,567 --> 00:20:26,167
A REAL
INVESTIGATIVE
JOURNALIST.
518
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,333
WELL, GOOD.
519
00:20:27,367 --> 00:20:28,867
I'LL BE AT THE BAR
INVESTIGATING JACK DANIELS.
520
00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:30,500
OH, EMILY,
YOU LOOK SO FINE.
521
00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:31,700
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
522
00:20:31,733 --> 00:20:34,000
LET'S GET THAT PHOTO
RIGHT OVER HERE.
523
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,533
LET'S LOOK RIGHT
OVER THIS WAY.
524
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,000
HA HA HA!
525
00:20:37,033 --> 00:20:38,567
HEY, BARTENDER, GIVE ME
A DOUBLE ANYTHING
526
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,367
ON THE DOUBLE, WILL YOU?
527
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,733
WALLY SPARKS!
528
00:20:41,767 --> 00:20:43,867
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
AT THIS SQUARE AFFAIR?
529
00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:46,000
OH, I CAME HERE
TO SPREAD JOY.
530
00:20:46,033 --> 00:20:47,200
IF I CAN FIND HER.
531
00:20:47,233 --> 00:20:48,333
HA HA HA!
532
00:20:48,367 --> 00:20:49,733
HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN
THE GOVERNOR, HUH?
533
00:20:49,767 --> 00:20:51,900
I HAVEN'T, BUT CHECK
THIS ACTION OUT.
534
00:20:51,933 --> 00:20:52,900
PASSION PUNCH.
535
00:20:52,933 --> 00:20:55,067
HEY, WHAT'S
YOUR NAME?
536
00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:56,367
LOLA.
537
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,200
YOU'RE A CUTE CHICK.
538
00:20:58,233 --> 00:21:01,333
HEY, LOLA, HOW
ABOUT LETTING ME
BE THE ROOSTER?
539
00:21:01,367 --> 00:21:03,367
WHY DON'T YOU
GO PLUCK YOURSELF?
540
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,167
OH, YOU GOT
A QUICK TONGUE.
541
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,533
THAT'LL GET YOU
INTO TROUBLE.
542
00:21:06,567 --> 00:21:08,167
OR GET HER
OUT OF TROUBLE.
543
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,500
HOO, YOU BAD,
WALLY!
544
00:21:09,533 --> 00:21:11,167
WHAT KIND OF WORK
YOU DO, HON?
545
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,167
I'M AN ACTRESS.
546
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,367
LET'S GET
TOGETHER.
547
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:14,700
MAYBE I CAN
FURTHER
YOUR CAREER.
548
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:16,567
I DON'T BELIEVE
IN CASUAL SEX.
549
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,533
HEY, IT WON'T
BE CASUAL.
550
00:21:18,567 --> 00:21:20,400
I'LL KEEP MY TIE ON.
551
00:21:20,433 --> 00:21:21,400
ENJOY YOURSELF.
552
00:21:21,433 --> 00:21:22,400
RANDAL.
553
00:21:22,433 --> 00:21:23,400
FLOYD.
554
00:21:23,433 --> 00:21:24,533
RANDAL. SO GLAD
YOU COULD COME.
555
00:21:24,567 --> 00:21:26,333
I WOULDN'T MISS THIS
FOR THE WORLD.
556
00:21:26,367 --> 00:21:28,033
YOU HAVE MY SUPPORT
100%.
557
00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:30,000
I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW HAPPY THAT
MAKES ME TO HEAR.
558
00:21:30,033 --> 00:21:31,900
I HOPE
WE CAN COUNT ON YOU
FOR YOUR SUPPORT
559
00:21:31,933 --> 00:21:34,000
FOR THE DEVELOPMENT
OF THE NEW CIVIL WAR
THEME PARK.
560
00:21:34,033 --> 00:21:35,333
WELL, SEE,
MY PROBLEM THERE
561
00:21:35,367 --> 00:21:38,233
IS YOU WANT TO PUT
THAT PARK ON A PROTECTED
HISTORICAL LANDMARK.
562
00:21:38,267 --> 00:21:39,667
I KNOW, I KNOW,
BUT IT'S GOING TO MEAN
563
00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:42,067
MILLIONS AND MILLIONS
OF REVENUE
FOR THE STATE, FLOYD.
564
00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:44,367
THE PARTY IS
COUNTING ON YOU TO DO
THE RIGHT THING.
565
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,500
WELL, FIRST I HAVE TO
DO RIGHT BY THIS PARTY.
566
00:21:46,533 --> 00:21:47,533
CAN WE CHAT ABOUT IT
LATER, GENTLEMEN?
567
00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:48,533
ENJOY.
568
00:21:48,567 --> 00:21:49,533
TALK TO YOU SOON. BYE.
569
00:21:49,567 --> 00:21:50,533
EMILY.
570
00:21:50,567 --> 00:21:52,333
[RAUCOUS LAUGHTER]
571
00:21:54,867 --> 00:21:57,333
HEY, BOYS, YOU WANT
TO HAVE SOME LAUGHS?
572
00:21:57,367 --> 00:21:59,167
TAKE A PORNO MOVIE
AND RUN IT BACKWARDS.
573
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,533
THAT WAY
YOU SEE THE HOOKER
GIVE BACK THE MONEY.
574
00:22:04,733 --> 00:22:09,700
ONCE IN D.C.,
WE WILL REMEMBER WHO
OUR FRIENDS ARE, HMM?
575
00:22:09,733 --> 00:22:11,367
OH! OH...
576
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:12,500
I'M SO SORRY...
577
00:22:12,533 --> 00:22:14,167
OH, TH-THAT'S
QUITE ALL RIGHT.
578
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,567
I WAS DUE
A FRESH ONE ANYWAY.
579
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:18,000
OH, WAIT. HERE, LET
ME GET THAT. WAIT.
580
00:22:18,033 --> 00:22:20,833
OH, I THINK
IT'S COMING OUT.
581
00:22:20,867 --> 00:22:21,833
WHAT?
582
00:22:21,867 --> 00:22:23,733
OH, DON'T WORRY,
IT'S JUST A LITTLE ONE.
583
00:22:23,767 --> 00:22:25,500
HA! UM...YES.
584
00:22:25,533 --> 00:22:28,067
OH...THE STAIN.
585
00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:30,567
I DON'T THINK
ANYONE'S GOING
TO NOTICE, HUH?
586
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:34,900
I'M HARVEY BISHOP,
THE GOVERNOR'S
CAMPAIGN MANAGER.
587
00:22:34,933 --> 00:22:36,500
YOU ARE?
588
00:22:36,533 --> 00:22:38,333
WELL, HELLO!
HELLO THERE.
589
00:22:38,367 --> 00:22:39,567
FLOYD, FLOYD,
590
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,333
DID YOU SEE
THAT STRANGE MAN
591
00:22:41,367 --> 00:22:42,733
THAT WAS
BOTHERING US?
592
00:22:42,767 --> 00:22:44,733
WHAT STRANGE MAN
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
593
00:22:44,767 --> 00:22:46,533
HE'S WEARING A RED JACKET
WITH FIREWORKS ON IT.
594
00:22:46,567 --> 00:22:47,533
NO. WHAT HAPPENED?
595
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:48,533
FIND HIM.
596
00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:50,000
AGENT CAMERON. LOOK,
597
00:22:50,033 --> 00:22:52,567
PLEASE FIND A GUEST,
RED JACKET. CHECK OUT
HERE, WILL YOU?
598
00:22:56,433 --> 00:22:59,333
YES, MY HUSBAND IS
THE CANADIAN AMBASSADOR.
599
00:22:59,367 --> 00:23:02,233
OH, YOU'RE FROM
CANADA, HUH? WHAT
A PLACE, CANADA!
600
00:23:02,267 --> 00:23:04,500
THEY STARTED
A COUNTRY, AND NOBODY
SHOWED UP, HUH?
601
00:23:04,533 --> 00:23:06,400
I'M JUST KIDDING,
FOLKS.
602
00:23:06,433 --> 00:23:09,033
I'M WALLY SPARKS.
MAYBE YOU'VE SEEN
MY TELEVISION SHOW.
603
00:23:09,067 --> 00:23:11,733
WELL, WE DON'T WATCH
MUCH AMERICAN TELEVISION.
604
00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:13,400
OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.
YOU KNOW, I HEARD
IN CANADA
605
00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:15,333
THEY ONLY HAVE SEX
DOGGIE STYLE.
606
00:23:15,367 --> 00:23:17,033
THAT WAY,
YOU CAN BOTH WATCH
THE HOCKEY GAME.
607
00:23:17,067 --> 00:23:18,200
HA HA!
608
00:23:18,233 --> 00:23:21,733
OOH! AH! OH...
609
00:23:21,767 --> 00:23:23,533
DO ME A FAVOR,
WILL YOU?
610
00:23:23,567 --> 00:23:25,400
SCRATCH MY BACK,
RIGHT BACK THERE.
611
00:23:25,433 --> 00:23:26,667
I GOT AN ITCH
RIGHT THERE, HUH?
612
00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:28,667
GET IT--RIGHT OVER
HERE, OVER HERE--
WILL YOU GET IT?
613
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:30,500
YOU KNOW, I'VE
TRIED EVERYTHING
TO LOSE WEIGHT,
614
00:23:30,533 --> 00:23:32,333
BUT JUST 2 MORE
WEEKS ON THIS
CABBAGE DIET,
615
00:23:32,367 --> 00:23:34,533
AND MY DIETITIAN
TOLD ME
I'LL HAVE THE BODY
616
00:23:34,567 --> 00:23:36,833
OF A 16-YEAR OLD,
HEH HEH HEH!
617
00:23:36,867 --> 00:23:38,367
I KNOW.
I'M SO EXCITED!
618
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,900
OH, LADY,
STAY RIGHT THERE,
WILL YOU?
619
00:23:39,933 --> 00:23:41,200
OH, THAT'S THE SPOT!
620
00:23:41,233 --> 00:23:42,200
OH!
621
00:23:42,233 --> 00:23:43,833
OH! TOO MUCH!
YEAH! YEAH!
622
00:23:43,867 --> 00:23:44,833
OH!
623
00:23:44,867 --> 00:23:46,233
OH, THAT'S THE SPOT!
624
00:23:46,267 --> 00:23:47,533
SPARKS!
625
00:23:47,567 --> 00:23:49,733
OH, HONEY, OH,
I'LL MARRY YOU!
626
00:23:49,767 --> 00:23:51,867
OH, I'LL MARRY THE DRESS,
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
627
00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:53,167
HARVEY!
628
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,700
GET OVER HERE!
629
00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:57,333
EXCUSE ME,
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
630
00:23:57,367 --> 00:23:58,400
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
631
00:23:58,433 --> 00:24:00,000
HOW DID HE
GET IN HERE?
632
00:24:00,033 --> 00:24:01,500
WALLY SPARKS?
633
00:24:01,533 --> 00:24:03,200
YOU GOT IT, HONEY,
A TRIP TO PUERTO RICO,
634
00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:04,567
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
635
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,000
YOU'RE A GENIUS.
OH! YEAH!
636
00:24:06,033 --> 00:24:07,367
SURELY HIS NAME
WASN'T ON
THE GUEST LIST?
637
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,367
NO, SIR--
638
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:09,567
[MUTTERING]
639
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,367
NO, SIR, NO!
WE DO NOT WANT
TO CREATE A SCENE.
640
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:14,000
LET ME CHECK
THE GUEST LIST.
641
00:24:14,033 --> 00:24:15,367
OH, THAT'S IT, BABY.
642
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:19,233
NOW, STICK AROUND, WILL YOU?
I MAY GET JOCK ITCH.
643
00:24:28,433 --> 00:24:29,400
[MUSIC ENDS]
644
00:24:29,433 --> 00:24:30,500
[APPLAUSE]
645
00:24:30,533 --> 00:24:34,033
WELL, IT'S LEGIT, SIR.
HERE'S HIS INVITATION.
646
00:24:34,067 --> 00:24:36,567
HOW ON EARTH COULD
THIS HAVE HAPPENED?
647
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,667
I DON'T KNOW.
648
00:24:40,867 --> 00:24:43,833
[PAPER DOLL PLAYS]
649
00:24:43,867 --> 00:24:46,167
HEY, YOU TWO
SHOULD FIND A ROOM.
650
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,900
YOU TWO SHOULD
FIND A WAREHOUSE.
651
00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:53,900
YES!
652
00:24:55,533 --> 00:24:56,867
GOVERNOR PRESTON.
653
00:24:56,900 --> 00:24:58,400
IT'S SO NICE
TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
654
00:24:58,433 --> 00:24:59,500
WHY, YES. HELLO.
655
00:24:59,533 --> 00:25:01,400
I DO HOPE
YOU'LL SAVE A DANCE
FOR ME FOR LATER ON.
656
00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:02,400
WHY, SURE I WILL.
657
00:25:02,433 --> 00:25:03,400
MRS. PRESTON.
658
00:25:03,433 --> 00:25:05,067
HELLO.
659
00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:06,067
FLOYD, WHO WAS THAT?
660
00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:07,733
I HAVE NO IDEA.
661
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,500
WHAT A PARTY.
662
00:25:19,533 --> 00:25:21,400
LOOKS LIKE
THE UNHAPPY HOUR.
663
00:25:25,533 --> 00:25:27,500
HI. YOU COME HERE OFTEN?
664
00:25:27,533 --> 00:25:29,667
DON'T WORRY, HONEY, I'M NOT
MAKING A PLAY FOR YOU.
665
00:25:29,700 --> 00:25:32,333
I DON'T WANT
THIS GUY--OH!
666
00:25:32,367 --> 00:25:33,867
OH...
667
00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:40,033
OH, I'M SORRY.
668
00:25:41,367 --> 00:25:43,500
[VOICES APPROACHING]
669
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:47,533
Woman:
GOOD EVENING, SIR.
670
00:25:47,567 --> 00:25:49,233
HI. HA HA.
671
00:25:49,267 --> 00:25:51,333
IT'S, UH...
QUITE A NIGHT, HUH?
672
00:25:51,367 --> 00:25:53,500
IT CERTAINLY IS,
SIR.
673
00:25:53,533 --> 00:25:55,033
YEAH.
674
00:25:55,067 --> 00:25:56,700
[TIGER RAG PLAYS]
675
00:26:04,433 --> 00:26:06,667
OOH...OH, WOW!
GROSS!
676
00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:09,200
HOW COME THEY'RE
ALL STARING AT ME?
677
00:26:09,233 --> 00:26:12,233
THEY MUST RECOGNIZE
YOU FROM THE SHOW.
678
00:26:12,267 --> 00:26:14,067
OH, THERE'S
GOVERNOR PRESTON.
679
00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:15,667
REMEMBER,
BE CHARMING.
680
00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:17,067
WHY, DON'T
I LOOK CHARMING?
681
00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:19,833
OH, GOD, HARVEY,
THEY'RE COMING
THIS WAY.
682
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,333
I CAN SEE THAT.
683
00:26:25,367 --> 00:26:26,900
GOVERNOR PRESTON?
I'M SANDY GALLO.
684
00:26:26,933 --> 00:26:28,533
I PRODUCE
THE WALLY SPARKS SHOW.
685
00:26:28,567 --> 00:26:31,500
I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET WALLY SPARKS.
686
00:26:31,533 --> 00:26:33,200
HEY, GOVERNOR,
HOW ARE YOU, HUH?
687
00:26:33,233 --> 00:26:36,033
YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW EXCITED I AM
TO MEET YOU, HA HA!
688
00:26:36,067 --> 00:26:37,033
[CRASH, TINKLE]
689
00:26:37,067 --> 00:26:38,033
[COUGHING]
690
00:26:38,067 --> 00:26:39,567
BY THE WAY, THANKS
FOR THE INVITE.
691
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,567
YOU GOT A HELL
OF A SHINDIG
GOING ON HERE.
692
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,400
HOW DO YOU DO?
I'M EMILY
PRESTON--
693
00:26:43,433 --> 00:26:45,167
HOW DO YOU DO,
BABY?
694
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,333
HEY, GOVERNOR,
I FOUND OUT YOU'RE
A BIG FAN OF MINE.
695
00:26:47,367 --> 00:26:48,667
YOU KNOW, HOW
ABOUT DOING MY SHOW?
696
00:26:48,700 --> 00:26:51,500
I'LL FLY YOU TO
NEW YORK, FIRST-CLASS,
NICE HOTEL ROOM.
697
00:26:51,533 --> 00:26:54,033
YOU WANT SOME COMPANY,
I'LL WORK THAT OUT, TOO--
698
00:26:54,067 --> 00:26:55,200
WHAT DOES HE MEAN
BY COMPANY?
699
00:26:55,233 --> 00:26:57,167
I HAVE NO IDEA.
OH, YOUR FRIEND
WANTS YOU.
700
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,400
OH, THANKS.
EXCUSE ME.
701
00:26:58,433 --> 00:26:59,967
I NEED
SOME ICE HERE.
702
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,033
YOU DON'T NEED THAT,
DO YOU, BUDDY?
703
00:27:02,067 --> 00:27:03,833
OK? GOOD.
704
00:27:03,867 --> 00:27:06,067
GOVERNOR? YOU PROMISED
ME A DANCE.
705
00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:08,733
YOU TIMING
COULDN'T BE BETTER.
706
00:27:08,767 --> 00:27:10,400
COMPANY. I SEE.
707
00:27:10,433 --> 00:27:11,667
WALLY, THERE'S
THE GOVERNOR'S WIFE.
708
00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:13,567
WHY DON'T YOU
GO GRAB HER AND
DANCE WITH HER?
709
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,167
I'LL GET HER
ON TAPE.
YEAH?
710
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,233
YEAH. GO ON.
711
00:27:16,267 --> 00:27:17,500
YEAH.
712
00:27:17,533 --> 00:27:19,867
HEY, BUDDY,
HOLD THAT FOR ME.
713
00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:22,400
EMILY, BABY, COME HERE.
LET'S SHOW THEM HOW TO
DO IT, BABY.
714
00:27:22,433 --> 00:27:23,667
OH, NO, THANK YOU--
715
00:27:23,700 --> 00:27:26,367
AH, COME ON,
YOU'LL ENJOY IT.
716
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:29,367
YOU NEVER TOLD ME
YOU WORKED FOR
WALLY SPARKS.
717
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:33,033
OH, HARV,
THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS
I'VE NEVER TOLD YOU.
718
00:27:33,067 --> 00:27:36,500
I'M A VERY DEEP...
CARING...SENSUAL...
719
00:27:36,533 --> 00:27:38,733
GIVING PERSON, YOU KNOW?
720
00:27:38,767 --> 00:27:41,500
YOU KNOW
WHAT I'D LIKE MORE
THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
721
00:27:41,533 --> 00:27:42,500
WHAT'S THAT?
722
00:27:42,533 --> 00:27:43,867
SEX ON THE BEACH.
723
00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:45,167
I'LL GET THE CAR.
724
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,500
WAIT A SECOND,
HONEY.
725
00:27:46,533 --> 00:27:47,833
IT'S JUST
A DRINK.
726
00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:48,833
OH.
727
00:27:48,867 --> 00:27:50,367
WHY DON'T YOU
GET US 2, OK?YEAH.
728
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,033
BE A DOLL.
ALL RIGHT.
729
00:27:52,067 --> 00:27:53,233
ALL RIGHT.
730
00:27:53,267 --> 00:27:55,333
[TANGO MUSIC PLAYING]
731
00:27:56,567 --> 00:27:58,033
OH!
732
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,200
OH!
733
00:28:17,233 --> 00:28:19,500
EXCUSE ME.
734
00:28:19,533 --> 00:28:21,333
OH...
735
00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:23,500
AAH...
736
00:28:23,533 --> 00:28:26,333
SENATOR FLOYD PRESTON.
WHOO! I LIKE THE SOUND
OF THAT.
737
00:28:31,767 --> 00:28:34,533
OH! OH! AH!
738
00:28:34,567 --> 00:28:37,667
HEY, WHO KNOWS?
SOMEDAY YOU COULD BE
THE FIRST LADY.
739
00:28:39,033 --> 00:28:40,500
THE QUESTION IS,
740
00:28:40,533 --> 00:28:42,667
WAS THE GOVERNOR
THE FIRST MAN?
741
00:28:42,700 --> 00:28:44,500
WHOA!
742
00:28:44,533 --> 00:28:47,167
WE MET IN SAVANNAH
AT YOUR CAMPAIGN RALLY,
743
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,867
BUT YOU PROBABLY
DON'T REMEMBER.
744
00:28:48,900 --> 00:28:50,700
FLOYD!
745
00:28:50,733 --> 00:28:52,833
WE BOTH HAD AN AWFUL LOT
TO DRINK THAT NIGHT.
746
00:28:52,867 --> 00:28:55,000
I'M AFRAID
YOU HAVE ME CONFUSED
WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
747
00:28:55,033 --> 00:28:56,000
WHOO!
748
00:28:56,033 --> 00:28:57,500
OH!
749
00:28:57,533 --> 00:28:59,167
PLEASE, SIR!
750
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:00,333
OH!
751
00:29:00,367 --> 00:29:01,333
OH!
752
00:29:01,367 --> 00:29:03,000
PARDON ME.
753
00:29:03,033 --> 00:29:04,900
¡OLé!
754
00:29:07,033 --> 00:29:08,333
OH, MY GOD...
755
00:29:08,367 --> 00:29:09,333
OH!
756
00:29:09,367 --> 00:29:11,867
Wally: OH,
MY BIG DIPPER!
757
00:29:11,900 --> 00:29:14,367
AH--OH!
758
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,500
OH! OH! OH!
759
00:29:16,533 --> 00:29:18,500
WHOA!
760
00:29:19,367 --> 00:29:21,400
OK, BABY, BIG FINISH.
SLAP IT DOWN.
761
00:29:21,433 --> 00:29:22,867
OHH...OH!
762
00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:25,200
NOW, THAT WASN'T
SO HARD, WAS IT?
763
00:29:25,233 --> 00:29:26,400
EXCUSE ME.
764
00:29:30,533 --> 00:29:32,900
HEY, BUDDY, I'LL TAKE
ONE OF THOSE.
765
00:29:32,933 --> 00:29:34,167
YES, SIR.
766
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,000
THANKS.
767
00:29:36,033 --> 00:29:38,000
[JAZZY LIEBESTRAUM PLAYS]
768
00:29:41,933 --> 00:29:42,867
CANAPÉ, MA'AM?
769
00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:44,500
NO, THANK YOU.
770
00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:45,700
...REALLY TRY
THIS DIET, DIANE.
771
00:29:45,733 --> 00:29:47,500
WELL, IT'S A STRICT
VEGETARIAN DIET,
772
00:29:47,533 --> 00:29:50,367
BUT I CAN EAT
VEGETABLES, OLIVES,
773
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,367
IT ABSOLUTELY DRIVES
MY HUSBAND CRAZY
774
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,500
THAT I WON'T
EAT MEAT ANYMORE.
775
00:29:54,533 --> 00:29:55,500
EWW!
776
00:29:55,533 --> 00:29:57,900
Emily: OH, LOOK
WHO IT IS! OH, MY GOD!
777
00:29:57,933 --> 00:29:59,667
BLESS YOUR HEART
FOR COMING, SIR.
778
00:29:59,700 --> 00:30:01,333
GOVERNOR,
GREAT TO BE HERE.
779
00:30:01,367 --> 00:30:03,000
OR SHOULD I SAY
SENATOR?
780
00:30:03,033 --> 00:30:04,400
WELL, I HOPE YOU SHOULD.
781
00:30:04,433 --> 00:30:06,367
COULD WE TALK YOU
INTO SINGING FOR US
TONIGHT?
782
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,667
OH, I WOULD LOVE TO,
BUT THIS THROAT'S
A BIT SORE TONIGHT.
783
00:30:08,700 --> 00:30:09,667
AWW...
AWW...
784
00:30:09,700 --> 00:30:11,233
DON'T EVEN TALK
ABOUT IT. SAY NO MORE.
785
00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:12,500
I'LL GET YOU
SOME TEA.
786
00:30:12,533 --> 00:30:13,700
WALLY SPARKS!
787
00:30:13,733 --> 00:30:15,667
HEY, MICHAEL,
BABY, THIS IS WILD.
HOW ARE YOU?
788
00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:17,667
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
YOU KNOW, I TELL
YOU, THOUGH,
789
00:30:17,700 --> 00:30:19,500
I WENT OUT WITH
THIS GIRL LAST WEEK.
790
00:30:19,533 --> 00:30:21,367
SHE WAS SO UGLY,
I TOOK HER TO THE BEACH,
791
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,400
THEY WANTED TO KNOW
WHAT I USED FOR BAIT.
792
00:30:23,433 --> 00:30:24,667
HEY, MICHAEL,
793
00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:27,567
YOU'RE GOING TO
SING FOR US TONIGHT,
AREN'T YOU?
794
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,900
MR. SPARKS,
WE MUSTN'T IMPOSE.
Sore throat...
795
00:30:29,933 --> 00:30:32,200
KNOW WHAT, WALLY?
FOR YOU, ANYTHING.
796
00:30:36,067 --> 00:30:37,333
[APPLAUSE]
797
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:41,500
FOLKS, UH...
798
00:30:41,533 --> 00:30:44,333
I WANT TO DEDICATE
THIS SONG TO A GREAT,
GREAT STATE...
799
00:30:44,367 --> 00:30:45,367
HEAR, HEAR!
800
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:48,067
AND TO A VERY SPECIAL
FRIEND OF MINE.
801
00:30:48,100 --> 00:30:50,733
THE COOLEST GUY I KNOW,
802
00:30:50,767 --> 00:30:51,733
WALLY SPARKS.
803
00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:53,033
[MUSIC STARTS]
804
00:30:59,367 --> 00:31:01,667
* GEORGIA
805
00:31:04,533 --> 00:31:06,867
* GEORGIA
806
00:31:09,867 --> 00:31:15,167
* THE WHOLE DAY THROUGH
807
00:31:16,067 --> 00:31:19,567
* JUST AN OLD
SWEET SONG *
808
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,333
[BLOWS NOSE LOUDLY]
809
00:31:22,367 --> 00:31:30,167
* KEEPS GEORGIA
ON MY MIND *
810
00:31:34,367 --> 00:31:35,567
OH!
811
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:38,167
HI.
812
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,567
HI.
813
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,167
CHEERS.
814
00:31:46,267 --> 00:31:49,067
[WHISPERING] Wally,
come here. Come here!
815
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,500
THE CAMERA FELL
IN THE PUNCH BOWL.
816
00:31:54,533 --> 00:31:56,000
YEAH? OHH...
817
00:31:59,867 --> 00:32:01,500
...SOME PUNCH.
818
00:32:03,267 --> 00:32:05,333
OH, GREAT. HERE
COMES SOMEBODY.
819
00:32:07,767 --> 00:32:11,000
I WANT TO SEE
IF IT'S THE RIGHT
TEMPERATURE.
820
00:32:13,567 --> 00:32:15,500
HERE,
PUT IT IN THE BAG.
821
00:32:26,267 --> 00:32:27,333
DAMN.
822
00:32:27,367 --> 00:32:29,700
THE PUNCH MUST'VE SHORTED
THIS THING OUT.
823
00:32:29,733 --> 00:32:32,167
IT COULD BE THE TV.
824
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,333
SOMETIMES
WITH THIS STUFF,
825
00:32:33,367 --> 00:32:35,200
YOU JUST HAVE
TO HIT IT
826
00:32:35,233 --> 00:32:36,367
AND IT WORKS,
YOU KNOW?
827
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,233
HEY, LOOK AT THIS.
IT SAYS "SCREEN."
828
00:32:38,267 --> 00:32:39,867
MAYBE
THIS'LL FIX IT, HUH?
829
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,400
EXCUSE ME
JUST A MOMENT.
I'M SORRY.
830
00:32:44,433 --> 00:32:46,067
OH, SURE.
831
00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:47,533
EXCUSE ME,
DARLING,
I'M SORRY,
832
00:32:47,567 --> 00:32:49,333
BUT I THINK HARVEY
MIGHT BE RUNNING
833
00:32:49,367 --> 00:32:50,833
A NEW CAMPAIGN
COMMERCIAL.
834
00:32:50,867 --> 00:32:52,533
OH, I HAD NO IDEA
THERE WAS GOING TO BE
A SCREEN PRESENTATION.
835
00:32:52,567 --> 00:32:54,000
WILL YOU EXCUSE ME,
GENTLEMEN?
836
00:32:54,033 --> 00:32:55,867
UH, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN--SORRY,
BAND? PLEASE.
837
00:32:55,900 --> 00:32:56,867
[BAND STOPS]
838
00:32:56,900 --> 00:32:58,500
THANK YOU.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
839
00:32:58,533 --> 00:33:00,400
IF YOU'D JOIN US DOWN
AT THIS END OF THE ROOM,
840
00:33:00,433 --> 00:33:02,733
WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU
A LITTLE FILM PRESENTATION.
841
00:33:02,767 --> 00:33:04,500
I HOPE
THIS WILL PROVE TO YOU
842
00:33:04,533 --> 00:33:07,233
THAT WE ALWAYS TRY
TO USE YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS
843
00:33:07,267 --> 00:33:09,333
IN A MATURE,
RESPONSIBLE MANNER.
844
00:33:09,367 --> 00:33:11,367
[PANTING, MOANING]
845
00:33:14,700 --> 00:33:16,667
MY GOD, IT'S A...
846
00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:18,833
MY GOD...
847
00:33:18,867 --> 00:33:20,833
HOW DID THIS
GET ON THERE?
848
00:33:20,867 --> 00:33:24,000
I MUST'VE TAPED
OVER JOEY'S PORNO.
849
00:33:24,033 --> 00:33:27,700
FLOYD, WHY IS THAT MAN
IN SUCH PAIN?
850
00:33:27,733 --> 00:33:29,900
IS HE ONE OF
YOUR SUPPORTERS?
851
00:33:29,933 --> 00:33:31,567
[FASTER BREATHING]
852
00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:37,700
HEY, HERE WE GO.
WE GOT SOMETHING.
853
00:33:37,733 --> 00:33:39,667
HA! THANK GOD.
IT'S ABOUT TIME.
854
00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:42,167
NOW, MY WIFE HAS TRIED
EVERY DIET ON THE PLANET,
855
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,500
AND HER ASS
IS STILL AS WIDE
AS THE MISSISSIPPI.
856
00:33:44,533 --> 00:33:45,500
OH!
857
00:33:49,267 --> 00:33:50,233
OH, POOR DEAR...
858
00:33:50,267 --> 00:33:52,233
OH, WHO WOULD'VE
THOUGHT...RANDAL!
859
00:33:52,267 --> 00:33:54,067
LOOK AT THIS.
THE REWIND BUTTON,
860
00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:56,033
IT'S STUCK!
861
00:33:56,067 --> 00:33:57,333
OWOWOH!
862
00:33:58,367 --> 00:34:00,200
OWOWOH!
863
00:34:01,433 --> 00:34:02,500
OWOWOH!
864
00:34:03,933 --> 00:34:05,200
OWOWOH!
865
00:34:06,867 --> 00:34:08,200
[LAUGHTER]
866
00:34:12,867 --> 00:34:14,567
LOOK.
867
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,700
OWOWOH!
OWOWOH!
OWOWOH!
868
00:34:17,733 --> 00:34:18,700
HARVEY?
869
00:34:18,733 --> 00:34:20,667
HARVEY! HARVEY!
870
00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:21,833
HARVEY?
871
00:34:21,867 --> 00:34:23,033
HERE I AM.
RIGHT NOW.
872
00:34:23,067 --> 00:34:24,167
YES, SIR.
DO SOMETHING
NOW!
873
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,000
NOW, HARVEY!
YES, SIR.
874
00:34:26,033 --> 00:34:28,333
WE GOT NOTHING.
THAT TAPE IS RUINED.
875
00:34:28,367 --> 00:34:30,667
AH, SO SUE ME.
876
00:34:30,700 --> 00:34:32,733
OK, BACK TO WORK.
877
00:34:32,767 --> 00:34:34,867
COME ON.
I NEED A DRINK.
878
00:34:44,533 --> 00:34:45,500
DAVE.
879
00:34:45,533 --> 00:34:46,867
AREN'T THEY
BEAUTIFUL?
880
00:34:46,900 --> 00:34:48,167
MM-HMM.
881
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,000
I HAD TO OUTBID
2 OTHER BUYERS.
882
00:34:50,033 --> 00:34:51,367
WORTH EVERY PENNY.
883
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,400
YOU GONNA RACE 'EM,
FLOYD?
884
00:34:53,433 --> 00:34:55,167
NO, NO, NO.
NOT THIS BOY.
885
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:57,000
I'M PUTTING HIM
OUT TO STUD.
886
00:34:57,033 --> 00:34:58,400
THANK YOU, NANCY,
VERY MUCH.
887
00:34:58,433 --> 00:34:59,900
FOLKS, THEY'RE ABOUT
TO SERVE DESSERT.
888
00:34:59,933 --> 00:35:01,333
WHY DON'T WE
HEAD BACK ON IN?
889
00:35:01,367 --> 00:35:03,367
NANCY, COME UP TO
THE HOUSE FOR SOME SUPPER
890
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:04,667
WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH.
891
00:35:13,700 --> 00:35:14,700
HOW ARE YOU?
892
00:35:14,733 --> 00:35:16,833
HI.
893
00:35:16,867 --> 00:35:20,567
HEY, HOW ARE
YOU DOING, BOY?
894
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:24,567
SO, THEY'RE GOING
TO SEND YOU OUT
TO STUD, HUH?
895
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:29,200
WHOA! THEY'LL BE FLOCKING
ALL OVER YOU.
896
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:35,367
I KNOW, IT'S RUDE
TO DRINK ALONE, HUH?
897
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,833
YOU THIRSTY?
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT.
898
00:35:40,367 --> 00:35:42,000
HERE YOU ARE.
899
00:35:42,033 --> 00:35:44,500
YEAH, I KNOW
HOW IT IS, BABY.
900
00:35:44,533 --> 00:35:47,200
I KNOW HOW IT IS.
THERE YOU GO, BABY.
901
00:35:47,233 --> 00:35:49,333
OK, HERE,
ALL YOU WANT.
902
00:35:49,367 --> 00:35:50,333
[SLURPING]
903
00:35:50,367 --> 00:35:53,167
GO AHEAD.
HEY, HAVE A PARTY.
904
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:57,167
I PROMISE I WON'T
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU.
905
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:58,400
[DIXIE PLAYS]
906
00:36:02,033 --> 00:36:03,700
NOW, LET'S
WELCOME TO THE STAGE
907
00:36:03,733 --> 00:36:05,333
OUR GREAT GOVERNOR.
908
00:36:05,367 --> 00:36:07,333
HE'LL HAVE OUR RESPECT
AND THE NATION'S
909
00:36:07,367 --> 00:36:09,500
AS OUR NEXT
UNITED STATES SENATOR--
910
00:36:09,533 --> 00:36:11,167
FLOYD PRESTON
911
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,500
AND OUR LOVELY
HOSTESS EMILY!
912
00:36:16,867 --> 00:36:18,833
THANK YOU,
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
913
00:36:18,867 --> 00:36:20,367
Governor:
THANK YOU, RANDAL.
914
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,400
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THANK YOU...
915
00:36:22,433 --> 00:36:24,733
THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH.
I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR
BEING HERE...
916
00:36:24,767 --> 00:36:25,833
[CLINKING]
917
00:36:25,867 --> 00:36:27,667
AND FOR YOUR MANY
GENEROUS CONTRIBUTIONS.
918
00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:31,200
I KNOW THIS HAS BEEN
A ROUGH CAMPAIGN,
919
00:36:31,233 --> 00:36:33,167
AND I ASSURE YOU,
WE WILL--
920
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,233
[SHOUTING]
NO! NO!
921
00:36:35,267 --> 00:36:36,333
WE WILL RIDE ON...
922
00:36:36,367 --> 00:36:37,500
TO VICTORY--
923
00:36:37,533 --> 00:36:39,400
OH!
NO!
AAH!
924
00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:47,333
[WHINNY]
925
00:36:47,367 --> 00:36:48,500
JERICHO!
926
00:36:48,533 --> 00:36:51,533
Wally: GET OUT
OF THE WAY!
927
00:36:51,567 --> 00:36:53,567
JERICHO!
928
00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:58,833
IS THAT HORSE
TOO ROUGH FOR YOU?
929
00:36:58,867 --> 00:37:01,333
OH, MY GOD...
930
00:37:01,367 --> 00:37:03,367
OH! OH! OH! OH!
931
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:06,333
HEY, STOP IT!
WHAT IS THIS, FOREPLAY?
932
00:37:06,367 --> 00:37:07,533
Emily: DON'T PANIC,
ANYBODY, PLEASE!
933
00:37:07,567 --> 00:37:09,333
DO NOT TIP THE VALETS,
934
00:37:09,367 --> 00:37:11,333
AND TRY TO
CONTROL THE CROWD.
935
00:37:11,367 --> 00:37:12,867
WHA-WHAT ARE YOU
DOING THERE, SIR?
936
00:37:12,900 --> 00:37:14,367
WHOA! SLOW DOWN,
WILL YOU?
937
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,500
SPARKS!
GET OFF MY HORSE!
938
00:37:16,533 --> 00:37:18,000
OH,
MY GOODNESS!
939
00:37:18,033 --> 00:37:19,700
JUST...JERICHO!
940
00:37:19,733 --> 00:37:22,000
WATCH THE VERMIN
ON YOUR RIGHT, SIR!
941
00:37:22,033 --> 00:37:23,400
HOW DO YOU STOP
THIS THING?
942
00:37:23,433 --> 00:37:25,200
I NEED
A DESIGNATED RIDER.
943
00:37:25,233 --> 00:37:26,567
WHOA!
944
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,333
OH, MY GOD!
945
00:37:28,367 --> 00:37:30,533
YOU ARE DESECRATING
THE FLAG OF THE
SACRED STATE OF--
946
00:37:30,567 --> 00:37:32,233
GOVERNOR, WATCH OUT,
WILL YOU?
947
00:37:32,267 --> 00:37:35,067
MR. SPARKS, WOULD YOU
MIND YOURSELF, PLEASE?
948
00:37:35,100 --> 00:37:36,400
Governor:
WHOA, BOY...
949
00:37:36,433 --> 00:37:38,500
EASY, BOY, EASY...
950
00:37:38,533 --> 00:37:41,667
CALM YOURSELF,
BOY. GOOD LAD.
951
00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:43,367
Wally:
WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT?
952
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:44,733
HEY, NO MORE FOR YOU.
953
00:37:44,767 --> 00:37:45,833
THE BAR'S CLOSED.
954
00:37:45,867 --> 00:37:47,833
OHH...YEAH.
955
00:37:49,533 --> 00:37:50,367
LET'S GET
OUT OF HERE!
956
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:51,900
[WHINNY]
957
00:37:51,933 --> 00:37:53,533
OH!
AAH!
AAH!
958
00:37:53,567 --> 00:37:55,333
LOOK OUT!
959
00:37:55,367 --> 00:37:56,400
HE'S GONNA BLOW!
960
00:37:56,433 --> 00:37:58,000
RUN!
961
00:38:01,867 --> 00:38:05,067
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
DRUNK HORSE!
962
00:38:05,100 --> 00:38:07,167
GOOD NIGHT.
CALL ME.
963
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,333
HEY, I THOUGHT
WE WERE FRIENDS. AAH!
964
00:38:09,367 --> 00:38:10,900
[WHINNY]
965
00:38:10,933 --> 00:38:13,667
AAH!
966
00:38:18,733 --> 00:38:21,500
I REALLY HATE THAT MAN.
967
00:38:21,533 --> 00:38:23,333
FLOYD...
968
00:38:23,367 --> 00:38:25,367
GET DOWN FROM THERE.
969
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,367
[HORSE SNORTS]
970
00:38:28,467 --> 00:38:30,833
IN A BIZARRE ACCIDENT HERE
AT THE GOVERNOR'S MANSION,
971
00:38:30,867 --> 00:38:33,333
TALK SHOW HOST WALLY SPARKS
HEROICALLY RESTRAINED
972
00:38:33,367 --> 00:38:35,500
A MANIACAL HORSE
FROM INJURING THE GOVERNOR
973
00:38:35,533 --> 00:38:36,900
AND HIS PARTY GUESTS.
974
00:38:36,933 --> 00:38:39,033
THE GOVERNOR'S PRIZE
THOROUGHBRED JERICHO
975
00:38:39,067 --> 00:38:42,367
WAS NOT
SERIOUSLY INJURED,
B-B-BUT THEY SAY HE'S...
976
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,400
SUFFERING FROM
A SEVERE HANGOVER.
977
00:38:44,433 --> 00:38:47,733
THIS AIN'T GOING
TO HURT YOU ONE
BIT, BABY.
978
00:38:47,767 --> 00:38:50,033
ALL RIGHT,
GREASE HIM UP THERE.
979
00:38:50,067 --> 00:38:52,333
OK, GIVE ME
THAT BUTT GREASE.
980
00:38:52,367 --> 00:38:53,833
THIS IS STUTTERING JOHN
REPORTING TO YOU
FROM GEORGIA,
981
00:38:53,867 --> 00:38:55,167
AND THIS IS FREAKING
DISGUSTING,
982
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,400
AND I'M OUT OF HERE.
983
00:38:56,433 --> 00:38:58,500
WALLY SPARKS' CONDITION IS
STILL UNKNOWN AT THIS TIME.
984
00:38:58,533 --> 00:39:00,167
STORIES
ARE RAPIDLY SPREADING
985
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:01,867
THAT THE CONTROVERSIAL
TV TALKSTER'S INJURIES
986
00:39:01,900 --> 00:39:03,167
MAY PROVE FATAL.
987
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,733
HE'S SAID TO BE RESTING
IN THE GOVERNOR'S BEDROOM.
988
00:39:10,033 --> 00:39:11,567
Wally: OH, DO YOU
LOVE ME, BABY?
989
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,333
BABY, I LOVE YOU,
DON'T FIGHT ME.
990
00:39:13,367 --> 00:39:15,900
DO THE RIGHT THING,
NOW, COME ON, BABY.
991
00:39:15,933 --> 00:39:17,333
DON'T FIGHT ME.
992
00:39:17,367 --> 00:39:19,167
DO THE RIGHT THING,
WILL YOU? COME ON, HUH?
993
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:20,167
WALLY.
994
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:21,567
OH, BABY, I LOVE YOU.
COME HERE, BABY...
995
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,000
HEY, WALLY,
COME ON, WAKE UP!
996
00:39:24,033 --> 00:39:26,500
ALL RIGHT,
WAKE UP. HEY.
997
00:39:26,533 --> 00:39:27,500
OH, IT'S YOU.
998
00:39:27,533 --> 00:39:29,400
YEAH. YOU ALL RIGHT?
999
00:39:29,433 --> 00:39:31,400
BOY, I REALLY
POURED ONE ON.
1000
00:39:31,433 --> 00:39:32,533
YEAH, YOU DID.
1001
00:39:32,567 --> 00:39:33,533
MY HEAD.
1002
00:39:33,567 --> 00:39:35,567
I GOT HAMMERED.
1003
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,333
LOOK AT THE PUBLICITY
YOU'RE GETTING.
1004
00:39:37,367 --> 00:39:41,067
YOUR ACCIDENT WAS
A GIGANTIC MEDIA EVENT.
1005
00:39:41,100 --> 00:39:45,833
YOU KNOW,
YOU CAN'T BUY THIS
KIND OF PUBLICITY.
1006
00:39:45,867 --> 00:39:47,500
STOP THE PRESSES!
1007
00:39:47,533 --> 00:39:50,167
I'M JUST ABOUT
TO BE BRILLIANT.
1008
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,400
THIS...IS HOW
WE'RE GOING TO
SAVE THE SHOW!
1009
00:39:56,700 --> 00:39:58,833
WE'LL TELL THEM
THAT YOU INJURED
YOUR BACK.
1010
00:39:58,867 --> 00:40:01,500
DOCTORS CAN'T PROVE
A PHONY BACK INJURY
WITH AN X-RAY.
1011
00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:03,667
THEN WE'LL SAY
YOU CAN'T BE MOVED,
1012
00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:05,833
AND YOU'RE GOING
TO STAY HERE TILL
YOU CAN WALK AGAIN.
1013
00:40:05,867 --> 00:40:08,500
WELL, WHAT DO I WANT
TO STAY HERE FOR?
1014
00:40:08,533 --> 00:40:10,167
SO YOU CAN
DO THE SHOW!
1015
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:11,867
HERE, DRINK THIS.
YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.
1016
00:40:11,900 --> 00:40:13,167
DO WHAT SHOW?
1017
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,333
WHAT SHOW? "LIVE, FROM
THE GOVERNOR'S MANSION,
1018
00:40:15,367 --> 00:40:17,167
THE WALLY SPARKS SHOW!"
1019
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,900
WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO PROVE,
1020
00:40:18,933 --> 00:40:21,500
LITTLE THINGS
MEAN A LOT?
1021
00:40:21,533 --> 00:40:24,867
I'M TELLING YOU,
WALLY, IT'LL WORK.
1022
00:40:24,900 --> 00:40:26,333
OH, SANDY,
I DON'T KNOW,
YOU KNOW?
1023
00:40:26,367 --> 00:40:29,400
I MEAN,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
I MEAN, THE GOVERNOR,
1024
00:40:29,433 --> 00:40:31,733
HE'S BEEN SO NICE TO US.
I FEEL LIKE WE'RE TAKING
ADVANTAGE OF THE GUY.
1025
00:40:31,767 --> 00:40:32,733
WOW!
1026
00:40:32,767 --> 00:40:35,333
YOU LOOK A LOT FATTER
THAN YOU DO ON TV.
1027
00:40:35,367 --> 00:40:37,500
YEAH?
AND I'M TOUGHER, TOO.
WHO ARE YOU?
1028
00:40:37,533 --> 00:40:39,367
ROBBY PRESTON,
THE GOVERNOR'S SON.
1029
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,367
I INVITED YOU GUYS
TO THE PARTY.
1030
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:42,833
WAIT, YOU SENT
THE INVITATION?
1031
00:40:42,867 --> 00:40:46,067
OH, YEAH!
I'M WALLY'S BIGGEST FAN.
1032
00:40:46,100 --> 00:40:48,400
[IMITATING WALLY]
HEY, SHE'S A WILD GIRL.
1033
00:40:48,433 --> 00:40:50,500
SHE PUT ON
A VIRGIN WOOL SWEATER,
1034
00:40:50,533 --> 00:40:52,200
HER BODY REJECTED IT.
1035
00:40:52,233 --> 00:40:53,700
THIS KID'S
ALL RIGHT.
1036
00:40:53,733 --> 00:40:56,900
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
THIS JACKET'S TOO LOUD!
1037
00:40:56,933 --> 00:40:59,167
HEY, KID, YOU'RE
ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW?
1038
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,500
BUT I THOUGHT
YOUR FATHER INVITED
ME TO THIS PARTY.
1039
00:41:01,533 --> 00:41:02,667
OH, NO.
1040
00:41:02,700 --> 00:41:05,333
YOU'RE THE LAST PERSON
ON EARTH HE WANTS TO SEE.
1041
00:41:05,367 --> 00:41:08,200
HE HATES YOUR GUTS.
HE THINKS YOU'RE SLIME.
1042
00:41:08,233 --> 00:41:09,733
THAT'S WHY
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
1043
00:41:09,767 --> 00:41:12,167
IS THAT A COMPLIMENT,
OR WHAT?
1044
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:13,833
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN HERE, HUH?
1045
00:41:13,867 --> 00:41:16,667
EAVESDROPPING.
HEARD EVERYTHING
YOU GUYS SAID.
1046
00:41:16,700 --> 00:41:18,567
BUT DON'T WORRY.
I WON'T RAT.
1047
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,033
BESIDES,
1048
00:41:20,067 --> 00:41:22,567
I'M THE SECOND-TO-LAST
PERSON ON EARTH
1049
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:24,500
MY DAD WANTS TO SEE.
1050
00:41:25,933 --> 00:41:28,333
IS THIS TRUE?
IS THIS TRUE?
1051
00:41:28,367 --> 00:41:29,900
I'M OVER HERE,
PUTZ.
1052
00:41:29,933 --> 00:41:31,333
IS THIS TRUE?
1053
00:41:31,367 --> 00:41:35,400
IS HE REALLY
DOING THE SHOW
FROM A WHEELCHAIR?
1054
00:41:35,433 --> 00:41:37,500
WHAT A STROKE OF LUCK.
1055
00:41:37,533 --> 00:41:39,667
WALLY PARALYZED...
1056
00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:41,333
IN THE GOVERNOR'S MANSION.
1057
00:41:41,367 --> 00:41:42,867
SIR,
1058
00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:45,733
WHAT IF THIS IS ONE
OF SPARKS' WILD STUNTS
JUST TO SAVE HIS SHOW?
1059
00:41:45,767 --> 00:41:47,867
NOW, MAYBE
I SHOULD GO DOWN THERE
AND INVESTIGATE.
1060
00:41:47,900 --> 00:41:50,400
AND I'LL PROVE TO YOU
HE'S CONCOCTED
THE WHOLE THING--
1061
00:41:50,433 --> 00:41:51,400
MILLER.
1062
00:41:51,433 --> 00:41:52,400
YES, SIR?
1063
00:41:52,433 --> 00:41:54,533
I THINK
YOU NEED A WOMAN.
1064
00:41:54,567 --> 00:41:55,900
OH, SIR, I--
1065
00:41:55,933 --> 00:41:57,700
EVEN IF
SHE'S EXPENSIVE.
1066
00:41:57,733 --> 00:41:59,733
O...K.
1067
00:42:00,767 --> 00:42:02,333
GOVERNOR FLOYD PRESTON
AND HIS SUPPORTERS
1068
00:42:02,367 --> 00:42:04,533
HAVE JUST FINISHED
THEIR PRESENTATION
1069
00:42:04,567 --> 00:42:06,367
IN OPPOSITION
TO THE DEVELOPMENT
1070
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,367
OF A CIVIL WAR
THEME PARK
1071
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:09,733
PLANNED TO BE DEVELOPED
1072
00:42:09,767 --> 00:42:11,333
RIGHT HERE
ON THIS HISTORICAL
LANDMARK.
1073
00:42:11,367 --> 00:42:13,533
[FIFES AND DRUMS PLAYING
WHEN JOHNNY COMES
MARCHING HOME]
1074
00:42:13,567 --> 00:42:14,533
THANK YOU.
1075
00:42:14,567 --> 00:42:16,667
I LOVE WORKING
WITH A TRIO.
1076
00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:18,833
NEXT WEEK
THEY OPEN IN VEGAS.
1077
00:42:18,867 --> 00:42:21,067
AND I'LL BE IN
THE LOUNGE. CUT.
1078
00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:22,733
GOVERNOR, IF YOU
KICK HIM OUT,
1079
00:42:22,767 --> 00:42:24,333
THEY ARE
THREATENING TO SUE.
1080
00:42:24,367 --> 00:42:25,867
AND THINK OF
THE NEGATIVE PRESS
YOU'LL RECEIVE,
1081
00:42:25,900 --> 00:42:28,233
NOT TO MENTION WHAT
HE MIGHT SAY ABOUT
YOU ON HIS SHOW.
1082
00:42:28,267 --> 00:42:30,233
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WHY DIDN'T HE JUST GO
STAY IN THE HOSPITAL?
1083
00:42:30,267 --> 00:42:32,567
YOU KNOW, WE MIGHT BE
ABLE TO GET SOME GOOD
PLAY OUT OF THIS, SIR.
1084
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:35,500
ESPECIALLY IF
WE AIR YOUR CAMPAIGN
COMMERCIALS
1085
00:42:35,533 --> 00:42:37,333
DURING THE TAPING
OF HIS SHOW
FROM YOUR HOUSE.
1086
00:42:37,367 --> 00:42:40,000
WHAT? NOBODY
SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HIM
BROADCASTING FROM MY HOME!
1087
00:42:40,033 --> 00:42:41,533
HOLD HIM, HOLD HIM.
1088
00:42:41,567 --> 00:42:43,900
GOVERNOR,
I THINK IT'S VERY
GRACIOUS FOR YOU
1089
00:42:43,933 --> 00:42:46,833
TO OPEN UP YOUR HOME
TO WALLY SPARKS.
UM...GOVERNOR,
1090
00:42:46,867 --> 00:42:49,400
ANY MAN WITH A HEART
LIKE THAT HAS GOT
A VOTE FROM ME.
1091
00:42:49,433 --> 00:42:52,167
YEAH, MINE, TOO.
GOD BLESS YOU,
GOVERNOR PRESTON.
1092
00:42:55,367 --> 00:42:57,167
WHAT ELSE
DOES MR. SPARKS WANT?
1093
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,500
WELL, SIR, HE'D LIKE
TO CONTINUE TO STAY
IN YOUR BEDROOM,
1094
00:42:59,533 --> 00:43:01,500
AND HE'S JUST CRAZY
ABOUT YOUR PAJAMAS.
1095
00:43:01,533 --> 00:43:02,533
[MUTTERING]
1096
00:43:02,567 --> 00:43:05,667
NOW, HIS PRODUCER,
A LOVELY, CARING WOMAN,
1097
00:43:05,700 --> 00:43:09,367
HAS ASSURED ME
THAT THE PEACE AND
TRANQUILLITY OF YOUR HOME
1098
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,167
WILL NOT BE DISTURBED.
1099
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,500
BACK THAT MOTHER UP
OVER HERE!
1100
00:43:12,533 --> 00:43:14,900
COME ON, LET'S MOVE IT!
MOVE IT! MOVE IT!
1101
00:43:14,933 --> 00:43:16,667
COME ON! COME ON!
1102
00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:17,900
LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
1103
00:43:17,933 --> 00:43:20,733
LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
LET'S MOVE OUR BUTTS HERE!
1104
00:43:20,767 --> 00:43:22,833
COME ON, PEOPLE,
LET'S GO. WE'RE
LOSING THE LIGHT.
1105
00:43:22,867 --> 00:43:24,833
Crowd, chanting:
WALLY! WALLY! WALLY!
1106
00:43:24,867 --> 00:43:26,833
OH! OH! AAH!
1107
00:43:26,867 --> 00:43:28,167
THERE'S WALLY!
1108
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:29,167
HELLO THERE.
1109
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,667
OH, IT'S ONLY
THE GOVERNOR.
1110
00:43:31,700 --> 00:43:33,667
HOW DO YOU DO,
MA'AM?
1111
00:43:33,700 --> 00:43:35,333
WALLY! WALLY! WALLY!
1112
00:43:35,367 --> 00:43:36,500
Robby, on bullhorn:
YEAH, BRING IN
THAT CABLE.
1113
00:43:36,533 --> 00:43:38,233
YOU KNOW, WE'VE ONLY
GOT A FEW HOURS.
1114
00:43:38,267 --> 00:43:39,833
LET'S GO, GUYS.
COME ON. YOU'RE
DOING GREAT.
1115
00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:41,733
LET'S GO! YEAH,
HURRY UP! WE'VE
GOT A SHOW TO DO
1116
00:43:41,767 --> 00:43:43,333
IN A COUPLE OF HOURS.
COME ON! COME ON!
1117
00:43:43,367 --> 00:43:46,667
GOVERNOR,
WILL YOU PLEASE
GET OUT OF THE WAY?
1118
00:43:46,700 --> 00:43:49,400
WE'RE TRYING
TO WORK HERE.
1119
00:43:49,433 --> 00:43:50,833
WOULD YOU LIKE
A MUFFIN?
1120
00:43:50,867 --> 00:43:53,033
[EVERYBODY TALKING]
1121
00:43:53,067 --> 00:43:54,333
MUFFIN?
1122
00:43:54,367 --> 00:43:55,900
THEY'RE FAT-FREE.
1123
00:43:55,933 --> 00:43:58,000
EMILY, WHO ARE ALL--
1124
00:43:58,033 --> 00:43:59,333
OH, WOULD YOU LIKE
A MUFFIN?
1125
00:43:59,367 --> 00:44:00,333
EMILY, WHO--
1126
00:44:00,367 --> 00:44:02,367
WHO ARE ALL
THESE PEOPLE?
1127
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,500
OH, THEY'RE GUESTS
ON THE SHOW. FLOYD,
ISN'T THIS EXCITING?
1128
00:44:04,533 --> 00:44:05,900
YOU SHOULD LOOK
THROUGH HERE.
1129
00:44:05,933 --> 00:44:07,500
SIR, THAT'S
AN EXTREMELY VALUABLE
1130
00:44:07,533 --> 00:44:09,000
18th CENTURY FRENCH
INLAID SIDE TABLE.
1131
00:44:09,033 --> 00:44:10,500
IT'S VERY VALUABLE,
I JUST--
1132
00:44:10,533 --> 00:44:11,500
OK, WE WON'T
BREAK ANYTHING.
1133
00:44:11,533 --> 00:44:15,033
I DON'T WANT DENTS
AND SCRATCHES ON IT.
1134
00:44:15,067 --> 00:44:18,333
GET AWAY
FROM MY DESK DRAWER!
1135
00:44:18,367 --> 00:44:21,400
LIVE FROM
THE GOVERNOR'S MANSION
IN ATLANTA,
1136
00:44:21,433 --> 00:44:23,233
IT'S THE SHOW
THAT TELLS IT LIKE IT IS.
1137
00:44:23,267 --> 00:44:25,500
AIN'T NO MYSTERY
TO THIS MAN'S HISTORY.
1138
00:44:25,533 --> 00:44:29,500
MEET WALLY SPARKS.
1139
00:44:29,533 --> 00:44:32,367
TONIGHT OUR SHOW
FOCUSES ON A COMPARISON
1140
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:36,000
OF AMERICAN WRESTLING
TO JAPAN'S SUMO WRESTLERS.
1141
00:44:36,033 --> 00:44:39,400
SUMO IS THE NATIONAL
WRESTLING SPORT OF JAPAN,
1142
00:44:39,433 --> 00:44:41,400
AND THE JAPANESE PEOPLE
HAVE HIGH REGARD
1143
00:44:41,433 --> 00:44:43,500
FOR THESE MIGHTY ATHLETES.
1144
00:44:45,533 --> 00:44:48,333
OK, BOYS, STOP BOWING.
YOU'LL TIP OVER, HUH?
1145
00:44:48,367 --> 00:44:51,833
THAT'S IT, SIT DOWN.
DOWN, BOYS, DOWN.
OK. ALL RIGHT.
1146
00:44:51,867 --> 00:44:54,667
NOW, FOLKS, LET'S MEET
THE AMERICAN WRESTLERS,
1147
00:44:54,700 --> 00:44:57,167
THE EVER-DANGEROUS
PYTHON BROTHERS.
1148
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,367
YEAH!
1149
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,233
[AUDIENCE BOOS AND HISSES]
1150
00:45:01,267 --> 00:45:03,000
NOW TELL ME, BOYS.
1151
00:45:03,033 --> 00:45:05,333
WHY ARE YOU
GIVING THE SUMOS
A HARD TIME?
1152
00:45:05,367 --> 00:45:07,367
WELL, WALLY,
THESE FAT TUBS OF LARD
1153
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:08,833
HAVE THE NERVE
TO CALL THEMSELVES
1154
00:45:08,867 --> 00:45:10,833
PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES
1155
00:45:10,867 --> 00:45:13,500
WHEN THEY LOOK MORE LIKE
THE FUJI BLIMP.
1156
00:45:13,533 --> 00:45:16,500
WE SPEND LONG,
HARD HOURS IN THE GYM
1157
00:45:16,533 --> 00:45:19,533
GETTING OUR BODIES
TO LOOK LIKE THIS.
1158
00:45:19,567 --> 00:45:21,000
YEAH!
1159
00:45:21,033 --> 00:45:24,500
BOYS, BOYS, NAME CALLING
ISN'T GOING TO SOLVE
ANYTHING.
1160
00:45:24,533 --> 00:45:27,333
THEN TELL THEM TO STOP
STUFFING THEIR FACES
1161
00:45:27,367 --> 00:45:29,500
AND BUY
SOME BRASSIERES!
1162
00:45:29,533 --> 00:45:30,833
[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
1163
00:45:30,867 --> 00:45:34,500
DOES ANYONE KNOW
WHAT THE HELL THESE TWO JUMBOS
ARE TALKING ABOUT?
1164
00:45:34,533 --> 00:45:38,000
UNFORTUNATELY,
OUR JAPANESE INTERPRETER
NEVER SHOWED UP.
1165
00:45:38,033 --> 00:45:41,233
BUT LUCKY FOR US,
I SPEAK FLUENT JAPANESE.
1166
00:45:41,267 --> 00:45:43,033
HE DOES?
1167
00:45:43,067 --> 00:45:44,333
[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
1168
00:45:44,367 --> 00:45:46,733
...TOYOTA,
MADAME BUTTERFLY...
1169
00:45:46,767 --> 00:45:49,033
[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
1170
00:45:49,067 --> 00:45:50,333
OH, REALLY?
1171
00:45:50,367 --> 00:45:53,333
THEY SAY YOU'RE
NOTHING BUT A COUPLE
OF STEROID-POPPING PIMPS,
1172
00:45:53,367 --> 00:45:55,900
AND YOU COULDN'T
LICK THE SWEAT OFF
THEIR FLABBY ARMPITS.
1173
00:45:55,933 --> 00:45:59,567
TELL TUBBY
HE COULDN'T LAST 2 SECONDS
IN THE RING WITH ME,
1174
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:03,500
NOT EVEN IF HIS LIFE
DEPENDED ON IT.
1175
00:46:03,533 --> 00:46:04,400
[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
1176
00:46:04,433 --> 00:46:06,233
YOU TELL THEM
1177
00:46:06,267 --> 00:46:07,667
WE'LL WIPE THE FLOOR
WITH THEIR DIAPER-WEARING...
1178
00:46:07,700 --> 00:46:09,200
I'M GOING
FOR MUFFINS.
1179
00:46:09,233 --> 00:46:10,233
YEAH, DEAR. WHATEVER.
1180
00:46:10,267 --> 00:46:12,033
THEY WANNA KNOW--
IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP,
1181
00:46:12,067 --> 00:46:14,900
WHICH ONE IS THE MAN,
AND WHICH ONE
IS THE WOMAN?
1182
00:46:14,933 --> 00:46:16,833
[YELLING AND GRUNTING]
1183
00:46:16,867 --> 00:46:18,200
HARVEY, I DON'T
LIKE THIS AT ALL.
1184
00:46:18,233 --> 00:46:19,367
AAH!
1185
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,333
DON'T WORRY, SIR.
IT'S JUST A SETUP.
1186
00:46:21,367 --> 00:46:22,333
IT'S ALL
PART OF THE ACT.
1187
00:46:22,367 --> 00:46:24,833
AAH!
1188
00:46:24,867 --> 00:46:27,367
GOOD HEAVENS. SON,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
1189
00:46:29,267 --> 00:46:31,167
THERE YOU ARE.
AAH!
1190
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:33,333
I'M TELLING YOU,
YOU'RE BLOCKING MY CLOSEUP.
1191
00:46:33,367 --> 00:46:35,333
OH, VERY REALISTIC, SIR.
1192
00:46:35,367 --> 00:46:36,567
HYAH!
1193
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,667
AAH!
1194
00:46:39,867 --> 00:46:43,367
Wally: BOYS, BOYS,
CAN'T WE ALL JUST
GET ALONG?
1195
00:46:44,900 --> 00:46:46,667
CAN I HELP YOU?
1196
00:46:46,700 --> 00:46:49,367
I'M DEAN SPARKS.
I'M LOOKING FOR
MY FATHER WALLY.
1197
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,667
OH, YES. HE'S IN
THE LIVING ROOM.
1198
00:46:51,700 --> 00:46:53,333
FOLLOW ME, PLEASE.
1199
00:46:53,367 --> 00:46:57,033
MUFFIN? THEY'RE
MIGHTY POPULAR.
1200
00:47:05,367 --> 00:47:06,667
HEY, EVERYTHING'S GETTING
OUT OF HAND HERE.
1201
00:47:06,700 --> 00:47:08,167
THERE HE IS.
1202
00:47:09,700 --> 00:47:11,533
WHAT IS GOING ON
IN HERE?
HEY, DAD.
1203
00:47:11,567 --> 00:47:13,567
OH, DEAN. EGYPT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1204
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:14,567
I'M WORRIED
ABOUT YOU.
1205
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:15,567
AAH!
1206
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,167
OH. STOP!
1207
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:18,500
Joey: OH, MY GOD.
THE SNAKE'S LOOSE.
1208
00:47:18,533 --> 00:47:20,667
Sandy:
GET A WIDE SHOT
OF THAT SNAKE.
1209
00:47:20,700 --> 00:47:22,067
WHAT IS ALL THIS?
1210
00:47:22,100 --> 00:47:23,833
AW, NOTHING.
I'M DOING THE SHOW.
1211
00:47:23,867 --> 00:47:25,833
OH, I'M SORRY
I MISSED YOUR GIG
THE OTHER NIGHT.
1212
00:47:25,867 --> 00:47:26,833
I REALLY WANTED
TO BE THERE.
1213
00:47:26,867 --> 00:47:28,000
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
1214
00:47:28,033 --> 00:47:29,367
LISTEN, WHEN WE HEARD
YOU WERE STUCK DOWN HERE,
1215
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:30,900
WE BOOKED THE BAND
INTO A LOCAL CLUB.
1216
00:47:30,933 --> 00:47:32,233
AAH!
1217
00:47:32,267 --> 00:47:34,067
SUMO!
1218
00:47:34,100 --> 00:47:35,167
AAH!
1219
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,500
Emily: OH, YOU,
PUT MY HUSBAND DOWN.
1220
00:47:37,533 --> 00:47:38,700
AAH!
1221
00:47:38,733 --> 00:47:41,400
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
ROBBY. ROBBY, HONEY.
1222
00:47:41,433 --> 00:47:45,200
GOVERNOR.
GOVERNOR, I WANT YOU
TO MEET MY SON DEAN.
1223
00:47:45,233 --> 00:47:47,333
HE'LL BE VISITING US
FOR A FEW DAYS, YOU KNOW?
1224
00:47:47,367 --> 00:47:49,667
HELP ME.
1225
00:47:50,533 --> 00:47:54,867
WELL, THE GOVERNOR
SAYS HELLO.
1226
00:47:59,067 --> 00:48:01,333
WELCOME BACK TO TALK SOUP.
I'M JOHN HENSON.
1227
00:48:01,367 --> 00:48:03,333
WELL, YET ANOTHER FIGHT
BROKE OUT
1228
00:48:03,367 --> 00:48:05,333
ON THE WALLY SPARKS SHOW
THIS WEEK
1229
00:48:05,367 --> 00:48:07,400
WHEN WALLY
AND GOVERNOR PRESTON
MIXED IT UP
1230
00:48:07,433 --> 00:48:10,067
WITH SOME NASTY WRESTLERS.
LET'S WATCH.
1231
00:48:11,433 --> 00:48:14,233
AAH!
1232
00:48:14,267 --> 00:48:18,233
OH, MAN. WHO'S WALLY'S
NEW PROMOTER, DON KING?
1233
00:48:18,267 --> 00:48:21,033
LET'S GET READY
TO RUMBLE!
1234
00:48:21,067 --> 00:48:22,200
NOW, FOLKS,
YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS?
1235
00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:23,333
I HEAR THAT WALLY SPARKS
1236
00:48:23,367 --> 00:48:26,000
IS ACTUALLY SLEEPING IN
GOVERNOR PRESTON'S BEDROOM.
1237
00:48:26,033 --> 00:48:27,700
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS,
WALLY SAYS
THE GOVERNOR'S WIFE
1238
00:48:27,733 --> 00:48:30,000
KEEPS HOGGING
ALL THE COVERS.
1239
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:32,833
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
1240
00:48:32,867 --> 00:48:36,367
I THOUGHT THERE WAS GOING
TO BE A TOTAL TRANSFORMATION.
1241
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:39,067
THAT WAS THE SAME OLD
WALLY SPARKS SHOW.
1242
00:48:39,100 --> 00:48:41,700
I PROMISE YOU,
THE NEXT SHOW'S GOING
TO BE MUCH, MUCH BETTER.
1243
00:48:41,733 --> 00:48:42,900
I SWEAR TO GOD.
1244
00:48:42,933 --> 00:48:47,400
HO HO HO. NO. THERE'S NOT
GONNA BE ANY MORE SHOWS.
1245
00:48:47,433 --> 00:48:48,500
[WHISTLES]
1246
00:48:48,533 --> 00:48:51,367
TELL HIM IT'S OVER.
1247
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:54,200
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, SIR?
YOU GONNA CANCEL US?
1248
00:48:54,233 --> 00:48:55,667
YES!
1249
00:48:55,700 --> 00:48:58,367
[SIGHS] WELL, IF THAT'S
THE WAY YOU WANT IT,
1250
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:01,733
I GUESS THAT'S
HOW IT'S GOTTA BE.
1251
00:49:01,767 --> 00:49:03,400
I GUESS WALLY
WILL JUST HAVE TO TAKE
1252
00:49:03,433 --> 00:49:05,667
ONE OF THE OTHER
3 NETWORK OFFERS
1253
00:49:05,700 --> 00:49:07,367
TO AIR THE SPECIAL.
1254
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,333
SPECIAL? WHAT SPECIAL?
1255
00:49:09,367 --> 00:49:11,833
OH, NOTHING TO
CONCERN YOURSELF WITH,
1256
00:49:11,867 --> 00:49:13,667
I MEAN, NOW THAT IT'S OVER
BETWEEN YOU AND WALLY.
1257
00:49:13,700 --> 00:49:16,567
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. SANDY,
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1258
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:18,000
WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL ME ABOUT THIS?
1259
00:49:18,033 --> 00:49:20,533
WELL, BECAUSE I JUST THOUGHT
I'D KEEP IT ON THE Q.T.
1260
00:49:20,567 --> 00:49:23,167
YOU KNOW, MAKE IT
A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU.
1261
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:27,233
BUT, UM, I BOOKED
GOVERNOR PRESTON TO DO
A ONE-ON-ONE WITH WALLY.
1262
00:49:27,267 --> 00:49:29,500
ALL RIGHT. WELL, THEN
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
1263
00:49:29,533 --> 00:49:32,400
I-I'LL PUT A WHOLE BIG
CAMPAIGN BEHIND THIS SHOW.
1264
00:49:32,433 --> 00:49:33,700
OH, GREAT,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
1265
00:49:33,733 --> 00:49:36,000
YOU SHOULD HOLD OFF
UNTIL THE DAY OF THE SHOW.
1266
00:49:36,033 --> 00:49:38,400
HOLD IT? WHY?
1267
00:49:38,433 --> 00:49:41,167
WELL, I, UM,
I HAVEN'T WORKED OUT
ALL THE PARTICULARS
1268
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:42,500
WITH THE GOVERNOR'S
PEOPLE YET.
1269
00:49:42,533 --> 00:49:44,400
YEAH, BUT YOU'RE
GONNA WORK IT OUT.
1270
00:49:44,433 --> 00:49:47,733
UH, YES.
I'M GOING TO GET
RIGHT ON TOP OF IT.
1271
00:49:48,700 --> 00:49:50,367
HARVEY...
1272
00:49:53,533 --> 00:49:55,033
OH, SHIT.
1273
00:50:43,367 --> 00:50:45,033
AAH!AAH!
1274
00:50:45,067 --> 00:50:46,500
AAH!
1275
00:50:46,533 --> 00:50:51,667
MOM! DADDY! MOM! DADDY!
THERE'S A MAN IN MY ROOM!
1276
00:50:51,700 --> 00:50:54,567
DADDY! MOM!
DADDY! DADDY!
1277
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,833
WHAT HAPPENED,
YOUR HUSBAND COME HOME?
1278
00:50:56,867 --> 00:51:00,533
AAH!
1279
00:51:00,567 --> 00:51:03,000
IT'S FRUSTRATING
FOR ALL OF US,
BABY DOLL.
1280
00:51:03,033 --> 00:51:05,833
DADDY, I CANNOT BELIEVE
YOU'RE LETTING THIS MAN
TREAT YOU THIS WAY.
1281
00:51:05,867 --> 00:51:08,033
FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES,
JUST THROW HIM OUT.
1282
00:51:08,067 --> 00:51:09,700
DARLING,
I CAN'T DO THAT.
HARVEY BISHOP
1283
00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:11,867
SAYS THAT WOULD
ADVERSELY IMPACT
MY CAMPAIGN.
1284
00:51:11,900 --> 00:51:14,567
WELL, I HAVE NO CAMPAIGN,
SO IF I THROW HIM OUT,
IT'S OK.
1285
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:16,067
PRISCILLA, HONEY,
DON'T DO THAT.
1286
00:51:16,100 --> 00:51:18,000
HARVEY SAYS
IF I'M NICE TO HIM--
1287
00:51:18,033 --> 00:51:20,567
HARVEY SAYS?
LISTEN TO YOU, DADDY.
1288
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:23,233
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE
WITHOUT HARVEY.
1289
00:51:23,267 --> 00:51:25,167
GOOD NIGHT, DADDY.
1290
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:28,167
WAIT, BABY DOLL.
WAIT. HON...
1291
00:51:41,367 --> 00:51:43,833
[DOOR OPENS]
WELCOME HOME, SIS.
1292
00:51:43,867 --> 00:51:44,833
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1293
00:51:44,867 --> 00:51:46,567
WALLY WANTS
SOME DOWN PILLOWS.
1294
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:50,333
GET OUT OF THE WAY, KIDS.
HOT STUFF COMING THROUGH.
1295
00:51:50,367 --> 00:51:52,400
[DOOR OPENS]
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,
MR. SPARKS,
1296
00:51:52,433 --> 00:51:54,000
BUZZ ME
ON THE INTERCOM.
1297
00:51:54,033 --> 00:51:55,833
GOOD MORNING, DARLING.
[KISS]
1298
00:51:55,867 --> 00:51:58,333
* CAMPTOWN RACES,
HEAR MY SONG *
1299
00:51:58,367 --> 00:51:59,500
* DOO-DAH
1300
00:51:59,533 --> 00:52:01,667
* DOO-DAH
1301
00:52:01,700 --> 00:52:03,400
Wally: COME IN.
1302
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:06,400
MR. SPARKS...
[DOOR CLOSES]
1303
00:52:06,433 --> 00:52:08,833
OH, THOSE YANKEES.
YOU CAN'T STOP 'EM.
1304
00:52:08,867 --> 00:52:11,033
I'M PRISCILLA PRESTON,
AND I WANT TO TALK
TO YOU--
1305
00:52:11,067 --> 00:52:13,233
OH, YEAH. WE SORTA
MET LAST NIGHT.
1306
00:52:13,267 --> 00:52:15,900
THAT'S WHAT I WANTED
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
1307
00:52:15,933 --> 00:52:17,833
YOU SEE, MY FATHER AND I
WERE TALKING--
1308
00:52:17,867 --> 00:52:20,067
OH, YOUR FATHER'S A GREAT GUY.
THE BEST. AND YOUR MOTHER--
1309
00:52:20,100 --> 00:52:23,233
A REAL DOLL.
AND YOUR BROTHER--
CUTE AS HECK.
1310
00:52:23,267 --> 00:52:25,333
IN FACT, I GAVE HIM
A JOB WORKING FOR ME.
1311
00:52:25,367 --> 00:52:27,167
LOOK, YOU MAY BE ABLE
TO CHARM THE REST
OF MY FAMILY,
1312
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:28,200
BUT NOT ME.
1313
00:52:28,233 --> 00:52:29,833
OH, BY THE WAY,
SAY HELLO TO MY SON DEAN.
1314
00:52:29,867 --> 00:52:32,400
OOH.
HOW DO YOU DO?
I WOU--
1315
00:52:32,433 --> 00:52:34,400
HEY. OHH.
1316
00:52:34,433 --> 00:52:35,833
HI.
1317
00:52:35,867 --> 00:52:38,167
LISTEN, I'M SORRY
ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
1318
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:39,400
THEY--THEY TOLD ME
YOU WEREN'T HOME.
1319
00:52:39,433 --> 00:52:42,500
THAT'S OK.
I MUST HAVE SOUNDED
LIKE A REAL WACKO.
1320
00:52:42,533 --> 00:52:45,033
NO. I'D SCREAM, TOO
IF THERE WAS A NAKED GUY
IN MY BED.
1321
00:52:45,067 --> 00:52:47,667
HO. A FEW GUYS I KNOW
WOULDN'T MIND AT ALL.
1322
00:52:47,700 --> 00:52:49,033
OH, WALLY.
1323
00:52:49,067 --> 00:52:50,333
DEAN, GRAB EGYPT,
WILL YOU?
1324
00:52:50,367 --> 00:52:51,667
HE'S DUE FOR DOO-DOO.
1325
00:52:52,433 --> 00:52:53,667
UH...
1326
00:52:53,700 --> 00:52:56,067
HEY, WOULD YOU
LIKE TO JOIN US?
1327
00:52:56,100 --> 00:52:57,700
SURE, I'D LOVE TO.
1328
00:52:57,733 --> 00:52:59,500
GREAT.
1329
00:53:00,900 --> 00:53:02,367
UM...
1330
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:03,733
OH.
1331
00:53:03,767 --> 00:53:05,200
OH, OK.
1332
00:53:05,233 --> 00:53:08,367
OK. I'LL JUST WAIT
RIGHT OUTSIDE.
1333
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:10,067
OK. THANKS.
1334
00:53:10,867 --> 00:53:12,367
BYE.
1335
00:53:13,867 --> 00:53:15,167
WOW.
1336
00:53:24,433 --> 00:53:26,167
ALL RIGHT, SPARKS.
1337
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:27,333
LOOK AT ME.
1338
00:53:27,367 --> 00:53:28,667
[EGYPT BARKS]
WHO'S THAT?
1339
00:53:28,700 --> 00:53:30,867
OH, A LITTLE DOGGIE.
1340
00:53:30,900 --> 00:53:33,067
A COUPLE OF LOVERS, HUH?
1341
00:53:33,100 --> 00:53:34,533
COME ON, WALLY.
1342
00:53:34,567 --> 00:53:36,900
WHERE ARE YOU?
1343
00:53:42,533 --> 00:53:44,333
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
1344
00:53:53,067 --> 00:53:55,733
BACK INJURY, MY ASS.
1345
00:53:55,767 --> 00:53:57,400
I KNEW HE WAS FAKING IT.
1346
00:53:57,433 --> 00:53:59,333
NOW WE GET THE PHOTOS.
1347
00:54:02,567 --> 00:54:03,533
UNH.
1348
00:54:03,567 --> 00:54:06,700
OH. OH. UNH.
1349
00:54:06,733 --> 00:54:08,500
WHAT THE--OH, LORD.
1350
00:54:08,533 --> 00:54:10,500
OH, LORD, NO. UNH.
1351
00:54:10,533 --> 00:54:12,333
UNH.
1352
00:54:12,367 --> 00:54:15,000
OH, MY--OH, MY GOD.
1353
00:54:15,033 --> 00:54:16,333
HELP.
1354
00:54:16,367 --> 00:54:19,500
AAH!
1355
00:54:19,533 --> 00:54:22,333
AAH!
1356
00:54:22,367 --> 00:54:24,500
OH, MY GOD. AAH!
1357
00:54:25,367 --> 00:54:28,500
AAH!
1358
00:54:28,533 --> 00:54:30,333
NO!
1359
00:54:31,533 --> 00:54:32,833
[HORN HONKS]
AAH!
1360
00:54:32,867 --> 00:54:33,833
[HONK HONK]
1361
00:54:33,867 --> 00:54:36,867
AAH!
[HONK HONK]
1362
00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:40,200
OH, MOMMY!
1363
00:54:40,233 --> 00:54:43,167
[SPLASH]
1364
00:54:48,733 --> 00:54:53,000
1,001 MISSISSIPPI.
1,002 MISSISSIPPI.
1,003 MISSISSIPPI.
1365
00:54:53,033 --> 00:54:54,333
HEY, DAD,
YOU CAN WALK.
1366
00:54:54,367 --> 00:54:56,067
DEAN.
1367
00:54:56,100 --> 00:54:58,733
HOW DO YOU
LIKE THAT? IT--
1368
00:54:58,767 --> 00:55:00,567
IT MUST'VE BEEN
A MUSCLE SPASM.
1369
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,167
BUT I, UH--
1370
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:04,500
BUT I--I REALLY CAN'T WALK.
1371
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:08,400
OH, MY GOD, DAD,
YOU'RE FAKING IT,
AREN'T YOU?
1372
00:55:08,433 --> 00:55:10,000
I THOUGHT
YOU WERE REALLY HURT.
1373
00:55:10,033 --> 00:55:11,333
DEAN, I'M SORRY.
1374
00:55:11,367 --> 00:55:15,167
I HAD TO DO IT. OTHERWISE,
I'D LOSE MY SHOW.
1375
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:16,367
YOUR SHOW? YOUR SHOW?
1376
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:17,367
OF COURSE,
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN.
1377
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:21,333
DEAN...YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
1378
00:55:21,367 --> 00:55:23,667
I MEAN, THIS IS
TOO IMPORTANT.
1379
00:55:23,700 --> 00:55:26,167
NO. DAD, IT'S ALWAYS
BEEN LIKE THIS.
1380
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:29,567
EVERYTHING YOU DO
IS TOO IMPORTANT.
1381
00:55:32,100 --> 00:55:33,367
[DOOR CLOSES]
1382
00:55:38,533 --> 00:55:41,500
OH, GREAT.
HI. HELLO.
1383
00:55:49,367 --> 00:55:51,000
[COUGH]
1384
00:55:51,033 --> 00:55:53,167
[COUGH]
1385
00:55:57,400 --> 00:55:58,733
GREAT.
1386
00:56:00,700 --> 00:56:03,367
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING UP?
DO YOU WANNA GET CAUGHT?
1387
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:05,333
GET IN BED.
COME ON, GET IN BED.
1388
00:56:05,367 --> 00:56:07,533
IF I GET IN BED,
WILL YOU TELL ME
A STORY?
1389
00:56:07,567 --> 00:56:09,733
HA. VERY FUNNY.
COME ON, GET IN BED.
1390
00:56:09,767 --> 00:56:11,667
SANDY, I CAN'T
JUST LAY IN BED.
1391
00:56:11,700 --> 00:56:12,667
WHEN I'M ON MY BACK,
1392
00:56:12,700 --> 00:56:14,167
I WANNA BE
ENJOYING MYSELF.
1393
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:15,500
DO ME A FAVOR,
WILL YOU?
CALL NEW YORK.
1394
00:56:15,533 --> 00:56:16,867
TELL VIVIAN
TO COME DOWN HERE
1395
00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:18,000
AND HANG WITH ME,
WILL YOU?
1396
00:56:18,033 --> 00:56:19,033
WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY?
1397
00:56:19,067 --> 00:56:20,167
YOU CAN'T HAVE
ANY GIRLS UP HERE.
1398
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:21,833
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
IN CRITICAL CONDITION.
1399
00:56:21,867 --> 00:56:24,533
HUH. IF 4 DAYS GO BY,
I DON'T HAVE SEX,
1400
00:56:24,567 --> 00:56:26,167
TO ME THAT'S
CRITICAL CONDITION.
1401
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:28,867
LOOK, IF YOU WANT
THINGS TO WORK OUT,
YOU JUST STAY PUT
1402
00:56:28,900 --> 00:56:30,567
UNTIL WE GET THE GOVERNOR
ON THE SHOW, OK?
1403
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:32,400
SUPPOSE THE GOVERNOR
DON'T DO THE SHOW?
1404
00:56:32,433 --> 00:56:33,833
HEY, NOT AN OPTION.
1405
00:56:33,867 --> 00:56:35,867
REMEMBER UNEMPLOYMENT?
SKID ROW?
1406
00:56:35,900 --> 00:56:37,567
WHO KNOWS WHAT'LL
HAPPEN TO JOE?
1407
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:39,167
HE'S NOTHING WITHOUT YOU.
1408
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:41,500
HEY, LOOK. YOU STAY OUT
OF THE GOVERNOR'S HAIR,
1409
00:56:41,533 --> 00:56:43,567
AND I...
WILL DO SOME WORK ON--
1410
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:45,500
[SQUIRT SQUIRT] HARVEY.
1411
00:56:45,533 --> 00:56:48,167
OH, AND DON'T FORGET
WHAT THE DOCTOR SAID.
1412
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:49,900
DON'T LIFT ANYTHING
OVER 10 POUNDS, OK?
1413
00:56:49,933 --> 00:56:52,333
DON'T LIFT ANYTHING
OVER 10 POUNDS.
1414
00:56:52,367 --> 00:56:54,500
NOW I CAN NEVER
TAKE A LEAK.
1415
00:56:54,533 --> 00:56:56,233
OH, PLEASE.
1416
00:57:05,867 --> 00:57:08,500
LET'S SEE...ESCORTS.
AH, HERE'S ONE.
1417
00:57:08,533 --> 00:57:11,000
"WE WILL FILL ANY FANTASY."
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1418
00:57:16,033 --> 00:57:17,533
HI.
HELLO.
1419
00:57:17,567 --> 00:57:20,500
I'M HERE TO SEE
MR...WALLY SPARKS.
1420
00:57:20,533 --> 00:57:23,333
OH, YES. UPSTAIRS,
FIRST DOOR TO THE RIGHT.
1421
00:57:23,367 --> 00:57:25,000
OH.
1422
00:57:26,900 --> 00:57:30,367
UM, WHATEVER
YOUR HOUSE CALL FEE IS,
1423
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:31,667
PLEASE, PUT IS ON OUR BILL.
1424
00:57:31,700 --> 00:57:34,167
OH, MR. SPARKS
ALREADY PAID
WITH HIS CREDIT CARD.
1425
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:36,367
WE ALWAYS
GET PAID UP FRONT,
1426
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:38,033
THE WAY WE OPERATE.
1427
00:57:38,067 --> 00:57:41,533
OH, NO. THEY'RE
GOING TO OPERATE.
1428
00:57:41,567 --> 00:57:44,200
THE MAN'S A MENACE.
1429
00:57:44,233 --> 00:57:46,500
I DON'T CARE
IF THEY SUE ME,
1430
00:57:46,533 --> 00:57:48,733
HE IS NOT DOING
ANOTHER BROADCAST
FROM THIS HOUSE.
1431
00:57:48,767 --> 00:57:51,033
BUT THAT'S
NOT AN OPTION,
SIR,
1432
00:57:51,067 --> 00:57:54,067
WITH ALL DUE
RESPECT.
1433
00:57:55,367 --> 00:57:56,467
YOU SEE, SIR,
1434
00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:58,667
AFTER AIRING
YOUR CAMPAIGN SPOTS
DURING THE SUMO SHOW,
1435
00:57:58,700 --> 00:58:01,333
AWARENESS
AMONG YOUNG VOTERS
HAS GONE WAY UP.
1436
00:58:01,367 --> 00:58:03,333
HAVING SPARKS HERE
HAS ACTUALLY HELPED US.
1437
00:58:03,367 --> 00:58:06,333
IN FACT, I THINK
YOU SHOULD CONSIDER
DOING HIS SHOW.
1438
00:58:06,367 --> 00:58:09,367
HARVEY, I HAPPEN TO THINK
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO NOW.
1439
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:11,867
YES, SIR. WELL,
I'LL JUST LEAVE YOU HERE
TO PONDER THE POSSIBILITY.
1440
00:58:11,900 --> 00:58:13,500
JUST KIND OF
KICK IT AROUND
IN YOUR HEAD.
1441
00:58:13,533 --> 00:58:15,000
JUST TRY IT ON FOR SIZE.
1442
00:58:15,033 --> 00:58:16,833
BYE, HARVEY.
1443
00:58:16,867 --> 00:58:18,533
[HUMMING]
1444
00:58:18,567 --> 00:58:21,333
IT'S BEEN REAL NICE
DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU,
WALLY.
1445
00:58:21,367 --> 00:58:22,833
OOH, I'LL TELL YOU
ONE THING, HONEY--
1446
00:58:22,867 --> 00:58:25,333
YOU SHOULD BE
THE HEAD NURSE.
1447
00:58:25,367 --> 00:58:27,500
A HOOKER.
WHAT A BUSINESS
THAT IS.
1448
00:58:27,533 --> 00:58:29,533
A HOOKER. THAT'S
THE BEST RACKET
IN THE WORLD.
1449
00:58:29,567 --> 00:58:32,367
YOU GOT IT, YOU SELL IT,
AND YOU STILL GOT IT.
1450
00:58:34,533 --> 00:58:36,833
"BACK OUT OF THE ELECTION--"
1451
00:58:36,867 --> 00:58:39,533
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
1452
00:58:40,700 --> 00:58:42,000
[WHEEZES]
1453
00:58:43,367 --> 00:58:46,733
[LABORED BREATHING]
1454
00:58:46,767 --> 00:58:48,867
FLOYD, DARLING,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
1455
00:58:48,900 --> 00:58:52,167
I DON'T KNOW. UH, I THINK
I'M HAVING AN ANXIETY ATTACK.
1456
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:53,167
OH, DARLING.
1457
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:55,833
I'LL GET THE NURSE.
1458
00:58:56,867 --> 00:58:57,833
[GIGGLES]
1459
00:58:57,867 --> 00:58:59,500
THANKS FOR
THE HOUSE CALL,
HONEY.
1460
00:58:59,533 --> 00:59:01,167
BYE-BYE.
1461
00:59:02,900 --> 00:59:04,567
[SLIDING DOOR OPENS]
1462
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:08,200
HI. YOUR WIFE
SENT ME IN TO, UH...
1463
00:59:08,233 --> 00:59:10,200
TAKE CARE OF YOU.
1464
00:59:10,233 --> 00:59:12,667
I'VE BEEN UNDER
A GREAT DEAL OF STRESS
OF LATE.
1465
00:59:12,700 --> 00:59:13,867
OHH.
1466
00:59:13,900 --> 00:59:17,333
WELL, YOU JUST
SIT BACK AND RELAX,
1467
00:59:17,367 --> 00:59:20,833
AND DON'T YOU WORRY
THIS LITTLE HEAD
ABOUT NOTHING.
1468
00:59:20,867 --> 00:59:23,333
WELL, I REALLY DO
APPRECIATE THIS,
BUT...
1469
00:59:23,367 --> 00:59:26,833
I REALLY CAN'T SEE
WHAT YOU'RE ABLE TO DO.
1470
00:59:26,867 --> 00:59:29,733
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
NEVER IN MY LIFE--
1471
00:59:29,767 --> 00:59:31,667
WHAT'S GOING ON
IN THERE?
1472
00:59:31,700 --> 00:59:35,500
OH, I'M SORRY, HONEY.
HE JUST WASN'T UP TO IT.
1473
00:59:35,533 --> 00:59:39,333
WHAT IS GOING ON?
I HATE THAT MAN!
1474
00:59:40,267 --> 00:59:41,233
[WOOF]
1475
00:59:41,267 --> 00:59:42,233
[GIGGLES]
1476
00:59:42,267 --> 00:59:43,333
COME HERE.
COME HERE.
1477
00:59:43,367 --> 00:59:45,833
[WOOF WOOF]
1478
00:59:45,867 --> 00:59:48,167
[LAUGHING]
1479
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:51,333
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE WALLY SPARKS' SON.
1480
00:59:51,367 --> 00:59:53,067
YEAH,
I GET THAT A LOT.
1481
00:59:53,100 --> 00:59:55,667
I BET YOU DO. HOW LONG
DO YOU THINK IT'LL BE
1482
00:59:55,700 --> 00:59:57,700
BEFORE YOUR DAD'S
WELL AGAIN?
1483
00:59:57,733 --> 01:00:00,400
OH, MY DAD'S
NEVER BEEN WELL.
1484
01:00:00,433 --> 01:00:01,567
HA HA HA.
1485
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:03,500
OK, PULL!
1486
01:00:05,267 --> 01:00:07,667
WOW-WEE!
1487
01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:09,367
[CRASH] UNH.
1488
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:11,200
[GLASS SHATTERS]
1489
01:00:16,100 --> 01:00:20,333
[CHUCKLES] OH, BOY.
THIS IS A KODAK MOMENT.
1490
01:00:20,367 --> 01:00:22,200
NOW, HOW WAS THAT ONE?
1491
01:00:22,233 --> 01:00:23,667
BULL'S-EYE!
1492
01:00:23,700 --> 01:00:25,033
THEN GIVE ME A HIGH ONE.
1493
01:00:25,067 --> 01:00:27,067
LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN
HIT THIS ONE.
1494
01:00:27,100 --> 01:00:31,200
SMILE, SPARKS.
YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA.
1495
01:00:32,067 --> 01:00:33,900
OK, PULL!
1496
01:00:33,933 --> 01:00:35,333
[CLICKS]
OH, SHIT.
1497
01:00:36,533 --> 01:00:41,367
AAH!
1498
01:00:45,533 --> 01:00:47,833
I STILL GOT HIM.
1499
01:00:47,867 --> 01:00:50,067
NO! SHIT. GREAT.
1500
01:00:50,100 --> 01:00:51,500
JUST GREAT.
1501
01:00:52,533 --> 01:00:54,500
THAT WAS AWESOME, MAN.
1502
01:00:54,533 --> 01:00:55,900
YOU SURE CAN SHOOT.
1503
01:00:55,933 --> 01:00:57,167
MY OLD MAN TAUGHT ME.
1504
01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:59,567
MY DAD WON'T LET ME
USE IT ALONE,
1505
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:01,367
AND HE'S TOO BUSY
TO TEACH ME.
1506
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:03,567
YOUR FATHER'S
AN IMPORTANT MAN,
YOU KNOW.
1507
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:06,033
YEAH, BUT YOU'RE
IMPORTANT.
1508
01:01:06,067 --> 01:01:10,333
YEAH. I GUESS BEING IMPORTANT
AND BEING A GOOD FATHER--
1509
01:01:10,367 --> 01:01:12,567
THEY JUST DON'T
GO TOGETHER, YOU KNOW?
1510
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:15,500
I BET DEAN
HAD A GREAT TIME
WHEN HE WAS KID
1511
01:01:15,533 --> 01:01:16,700
WITH YOU AS HIS DAD.
1512
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:28,333
I DON'T THINK
THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOU.
1513
01:01:28,367 --> 01:01:31,333
I THINK THEY'RE GONNA
FIND A STUDY SOMEDAY
THAT SAYS IT ISN'T.
1514
01:01:31,367 --> 01:01:33,500
HEY, GIRLS.
HOW YOU DOING?
1515
01:01:33,533 --> 01:01:35,833
WELL, MR. SPARKS.
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
1516
01:01:35,867 --> 01:01:37,333
I'M OK.
GOOD.
1517
01:01:37,367 --> 01:01:39,700
GOOD. MR. SPARKS,
THIS IS AGNES FARBER.
1518
01:01:39,733 --> 01:01:40,733
HOW DO YOU DO?
1519
01:01:40,767 --> 01:01:42,733
AND HELEN WILLIAMS,
JUDGE WILLIAMS' WIFE.
1520
01:01:42,767 --> 01:01:46,400
THEY'RE BOTH ON THE BOARD
OF THE SAVE THE RAIN FOREST
FOUNDATION WITH ME.
1521
01:01:46,433 --> 01:01:48,500
OH, PLEASED
TO MEET YOU.
1522
01:01:48,533 --> 01:01:51,333
MR. SPARKS,
DO YOU PLAY BRIDGE?
1523
01:01:51,367 --> 01:01:53,333
ONE OF OUR FRIENDS
COULDN'T MAKE IT TODAY.
1524
01:01:53,367 --> 01:01:55,067
WE'RE LOOKING
FOR A FOURTH.
1525
01:01:55,100 --> 01:01:57,833
OH. WELL, I'LL TELL YOU--
I'M LOOKING FOR A FIFTH.
1526
01:01:57,867 --> 01:01:59,167
[GIGGLES]
1527
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:00,567
HE'S FUNNY.
1528
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:01,900
WHAT DO YOU GIRLS
PLAY FOR?
1529
01:02:01,933 --> 01:02:03,333
Mrs. Williams:
A NICKEL A POINT.
1530
01:02:03,367 --> 01:02:05,667
OH, I TELL YOU--
I THINK I CAN
HANDLE THAT...
1531
01:02:05,700 --> 01:02:09,867
AS LONG AS YOU GIRLS
TAKE IT EASY ON ME.
1532
01:02:09,900 --> 01:02:12,533
SO, YOU'RE SAVING
THE RAIN FOREST, HUH?
1533
01:02:12,567 --> 01:02:16,867
OH, YES. I LOVE NATURE.
I AM ALSO A BIRD-WATCHER.
1534
01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:19,167
I LOVE BLUE JAYS.
I LOVE ROBINS.
1535
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:22,333
BUT MOST OF ALL,
I LOV PEACOCKS.
1536
01:02:22,367 --> 01:02:25,000
I'LL BET YOU DO.
1537
01:02:25,033 --> 01:02:27,867
SO TELL US, WHAT IS
YOUR FAVORITE BIRD?
1538
01:02:27,900 --> 01:02:30,000
MY FAVORITE BIRD, HUH?
1539
01:02:31,367 --> 01:02:33,367
THE SWALLOW.
1540
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:35,033
LOVELY BIRD.
1541
01:02:35,067 --> 01:02:38,400
I HAVEN'T SEEN
ONE OF THOSE
IN THE LONGEST TIME.
1542
01:02:38,433 --> 01:02:40,667
I KNOW.
THEY'RE ALMOST EXTINCT.
1543
01:02:40,700 --> 01:02:42,500
SO, GIRLS,
WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?
1544
01:02:42,533 --> 01:02:44,000
OH, ICED TEA.
1545
01:02:44,033 --> 01:02:46,167
OH, DID YOU EVER HAVE
LONG ISLAND ICED TEA?
1546
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:47,667
NO.NO.
NO.
1547
01:02:47,700 --> 01:02:49,733
OH, REALLY?
1548
01:02:49,767 --> 01:02:53,000
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
1549
01:02:53,033 --> 01:02:54,733
I GOT 2 4s.
1550
01:02:54,767 --> 01:02:57,567
I HAVE
A PAIR OF ACES.
1551
01:02:57,600 --> 01:03:00,200
PAIR OF ACES, HUH? HONEY,
DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF,
WILL YA?
1552
01:03:00,233 --> 01:03:04,167
I HAVEN'T GOT ANYTHING.
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT, WALLY?
1553
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:06,867
I GOT A STRAIGHT,
BUT I CAN'T SHOW IT TO YOU.
1554
01:03:12,033 --> 01:03:13,567
[SNIFF SNIFF]
HEY, WHAT AM I SMELLING?
1555
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:15,000
WHOSE PERFUME IS THAT?
1556
01:03:15,033 --> 01:03:16,400
OH, THAT'S ME, WALLY.
1557
01:03:16,433 --> 01:03:18,500
I'M WEARING
SUMMER'S MIST.
1558
01:03:18,533 --> 01:03:20,733
OH, I JUST LOVE
SUMMER'S MIST.
1559
01:03:20,767 --> 01:03:22,833
I PUT A DAB
BEHIND EACH EAR.
1560
01:03:22,867 --> 01:03:26,000
DRIVES THE GOVERNOR
CRAZY.
1561
01:03:26,033 --> 01:03:28,167
HEY, GIRLS.
WANT TO ATTRACT MEN?
1562
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:30,400
I'LL TELL YOU THE BEST THING
TO PUT BEHIND YOUR EARS.
1563
01:03:30,433 --> 01:03:31,700
YOUR ANKLES.
1564
01:03:32,900 --> 01:03:35,333
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
1565
01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:40,500
OH, YOU NAUGHTY BOY.
NAUGHTY BOY.
1566
01:03:40,533 --> 01:03:42,733
GIRLS,
I'M GONNA RUN ALONG.
1567
01:03:42,767 --> 01:03:45,533
I DON'T WANT TO SEE WHAT
GRAVITY HAS DONE TO YOU,
YOU KNOW?
1568
01:03:45,567 --> 01:03:49,367
OH, NO, WALLY. DON'T GO.
STAY AND PLAY, PLEASE?
1569
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:52,000
WALLY, WALLY,
YOU PLAY THE PIANO.
1570
01:03:53,433 --> 01:03:56,667
OK, GIRLS.
KEEP YOUR BRASSIERES ON.
1571
01:03:56,700 --> 01:03:58,500
[CRACK]
1572
01:04:09,933 --> 01:04:11,500
WHOO!
1573
01:04:11,533 --> 01:04:14,733
* JUST TAKE THOSE
OLD RECORDS OFF THE SHELF *
1574
01:04:14,767 --> 01:04:19,067
* I'D SOONER
LISTEN TO 'EM BY MYSELF *
1575
01:04:19,100 --> 01:04:23,067
* TODAY'S MUSIC
AIN'T GOT THE SAME SOUL *
1576
01:04:23,100 --> 01:04:29,167
* I LIKE THAT OLD-TIME
ROCK AND ROLL *
1577
01:04:29,933 --> 01:04:31,833
Emily: PLAY IT, WALLY.
1578
01:04:31,867 --> 01:04:33,067
Mrs. Farber:
THAT'S RIGHT. PLAY IT.
1579
01:04:33,100 --> 01:04:34,333
* COME ON OVER, BABY
1580
01:04:34,367 --> 01:04:36,400
* WHOLE LOTTA SHAKIN'
GOIN' ON *
1581
01:04:36,433 --> 01:04:38,167
WHOSE BOY? YOUR BOY, MY BOY.
1582
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:40,333
* COME ON OVER, BABY
1583
01:04:40,367 --> 01:04:42,167
* BABY, YOU CAN'T GO WRONG
1584
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:43,667
GO WRONG. GO WRONG.
GO WRONG.
1585
01:04:43,700 --> 01:04:45,733
* WE AIN'T FAKIN'
1586
01:04:45,767 --> 01:04:49,833
* WHOLE LOTTA SHAKIN'
GOIN' ON *
1587
01:04:49,867 --> 01:04:53,700
OH, WALLY, I JUST LOVE
THE WAY YOU PLAY PIANO.
1588
01:04:53,733 --> 01:04:55,000
AW, THIS IS NOTHING.
1589
01:04:55,033 --> 01:04:57,500
YOU SHOULD SEE ME PLAY
MY UPRIGHT ORGAN.
1590
01:04:57,533 --> 01:04:59,833
OH, YOU RASCAL, YOU.
HA HA HA.
1591
01:04:59,867 --> 01:05:02,033
ONE MORE TIME
FOR RONNIE.
1592
01:05:02,067 --> 01:05:03,833
* SHAKE IT, BABY, SHAKE IT
1593
01:05:04,700 --> 01:05:07,333
* SHAKE IT, BABY, SHAKE IT
1594
01:05:07,367 --> 01:05:08,833
[LAUGHTER]
1595
01:05:08,867 --> 01:05:11,833
HERE WE ARE.
WE'LL KEEP THIS MEETING
AS SHORT AS WE CAN, SIR.
1596
01:05:11,867 --> 01:05:12,900
MY PLEASURE.
1597
01:05:12,933 --> 01:05:15,000
IT'S AN HONOR
TO BE ABLE
TO ENDORSE A MAN
1598
01:05:15,033 --> 01:05:16,733
WITH SUCH
HIGH FAMILY VALUES.
WHY, THANK YOU.
1599
01:05:16,767 --> 01:05:17,567
WHOO!
1600
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:19,333
* SHAKE IT, BABY, SHAKE IT
1601
01:05:19,367 --> 01:05:20,333
WHOO!WHOO!
1602
01:05:20,367 --> 01:05:21,900
* SHAKE IT, BABY,
SHAKE IT, BABY *
1603
01:05:21,933 --> 01:05:24,167
* COME ON, BABY,
SHAKE IT AND SHAKE IT *
1604
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:25,333
* COME ON OVER
AND SHAKE IT *
1605
01:05:25,367 --> 01:05:27,167
* COME ON OVER
1606
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:29,333
* COME ON, BABY,
SHAKE IT NOW *
1607
01:05:29,367 --> 01:05:31,567
SHAKE IT, BABY.
SHAKE IT. COME ON.
1608
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:33,867
GO AHEAD AND SHAKE IT.
WACK-A, WACK-A, WACK-A.
1609
01:05:35,033 --> 01:05:37,500
HELEN, STOP THAT!
1610
01:05:37,533 --> 01:05:39,367
AT ONCE!
1611
01:05:42,367 --> 01:05:43,333
AAH!
1612
01:05:43,367 --> 01:05:44,500
[THUD]
1613
01:05:44,533 --> 01:05:45,700
EMILY!
1614
01:05:45,733 --> 01:05:48,167
WHAT IN THE NAME
OF SAM HILL'S
COME OVER YOU?
1615
01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:52,033
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
1616
01:05:52,067 --> 01:05:55,500
HEY, GOVERNOR, YOU CAN
TAKE HER UPSTAIRS.
SHE'S READY NOW.
1617
01:05:55,533 --> 01:05:57,000
[LADIES LAUGH]
1618
01:06:02,767 --> 01:06:05,167
HONEY, IF I WAS
WITH YOU RIGHT NOW,
I'D SHOW YOU SEX.
1619
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:06,833
I'D GIVE IT TO YOU
REAL GOOD.
1620
01:06:06,867 --> 01:06:11,067
OH, WHAT'S THAT?
MY 3 MINUTES ARE UP,
HUH? OK.
1621
01:06:11,100 --> 01:06:12,400
[DOOR OPENS]
1622
01:06:12,433 --> 01:06:14,500
MR. SPARKS...
1623
01:06:15,933 --> 01:06:18,000
[MUTTERING]
1624
01:06:18,033 --> 01:06:21,500
I CANNOT TAKE YOU
IN THIS HOUSE
ONE MORE NIGHT, SIR.
1625
01:06:21,533 --> 01:06:24,333
GET THAT FILTHY MONGREL
OFF MY GRANDMOTHER'S
SETTEE!
1626
01:06:24,367 --> 01:06:27,400
EGYPT.
DOWN, EGYPT, DOWN.
1627
01:06:27,433 --> 01:06:31,833
THAT HORRIBLE ANIMAL
DID HIS, YOU KNOW...
1628
01:06:33,033 --> 01:06:35,500
DID HIS BUSINESS
IN MY STUDY AGAIN
LAST NIGHT.
1629
01:06:35,533 --> 01:06:37,833
HEY, GOVERNOR, THAT'S WHY
WE CALL HIM EGYPT.
1630
01:06:37,867 --> 01:06:39,333
EVERY ROOM,
HE LEAVES A PYRAMID.
1631
01:06:39,367 --> 01:06:41,867
THAT ANIMAL
IS DANGEROUS.
1632
01:06:41,900 --> 01:06:43,667
OH, PEACH FUZZ.
1633
01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:46,167
ARE YOU KIDDING?
EGYPT IS HARMLESS.
1634
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:48,500
THERE'S NOT
AN AGGRESSIVE BONE
IN HIS BODY.
1635
01:06:51,700 --> 01:06:53,333
UH, MAYBE ONE.
1636
01:06:53,367 --> 01:06:56,333
GET THIS DOG OFF ME.
1637
01:06:56,367 --> 01:06:58,200
EGYPT, COLD SHOWER.
COLD SHOWER, EGYPT.
1638
01:06:58,233 --> 01:07:01,567
FOR GOD'S SAKE, MAN.
WHY DON'T YOU MATE
THAT DOG?
1639
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:03,667
MATE HIM? ARE YOU KIDDING?
I WOULDN'T MATE HIM.
1640
01:07:03,700 --> 01:07:05,733
LET HIM GO THROUGH
WHAT I GO THROUGH.
1641
01:07:05,767 --> 01:07:08,000
MR. SPARKS...
1642
01:07:08,033 --> 01:07:10,700
I AM SORRY
THAT YOU WERE HURT
IN MY HOME,
1643
01:07:10,733 --> 01:07:13,367
BUT YOU HAVE
OVERSTAYED YOUR WELCOME.
1644
01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:16,400
I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE
TOMORROW.
1645
01:07:16,433 --> 01:07:19,000
I REALLY APPRECIATE EVERYTHING
YOU'VE DONE FOR ME, YOU KNOW?
1646
01:07:19,033 --> 01:07:21,500
I OWE YOU ONE.
AND TO PROVE IT,
1647
01:07:21,533 --> 01:07:22,733
I'M GONNA HAVE YOU
AS A GUEST ON MY SHOW.
1648
01:07:22,767 --> 01:07:25,500
HA HA. HAVE YOU
TAKEN LEAVE
OF YOUR SENSES?
1649
01:07:25,533 --> 01:07:28,167
I'D RATHER ROLL IN HONEY,
JUMP ON AN ANT HILL,
1650
01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:29,667
AND WALK BAREFOOT
ACROSS HOT COALS.
1651
01:07:29,700 --> 01:07:32,733
SOUNDS GOOD,
BUT WE HAD A GUY
DO THAT LAST WEEK.
1652
01:07:32,767 --> 01:07:34,333
TOMORROW!
1653
01:07:34,367 --> 01:07:35,400
OUT!
1654
01:07:35,433 --> 01:07:37,867
AW, COME ON, GOVERNOR.
DO THE SHOW, WILL YOU?
1655
01:07:37,900 --> 01:07:39,167
ROBBY WOULD LOVE IT.
1656
01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:40,867
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TALKING TO MY SON?
1657
01:07:40,900 --> 01:07:43,333
HE'S A GOOD KID, ROBBY.
SMART KID. HE LOVES YOU.
1658
01:07:43,367 --> 01:07:45,500
HE JUST NEEDS SOME ATTENTION,
THAT'S ALL.
1659
01:07:45,533 --> 01:07:47,667
DON'T TELL ME
ABOUT MY SON.
I KNOW MY SON.
1660
01:07:47,700 --> 01:07:51,500
YOU'RE A BAD INFLUENCE.
YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM.
1661
01:07:51,533 --> 01:07:53,167
OH, AND ANOTHER THING--
1662
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:55,867
THAT--THAT--THAT
SON OF YOURS
1663
01:07:55,900 --> 01:07:57,500
IS TAKING MY DAUGHTER
OUT ON A DATE TONIGHT.
1664
01:07:57,533 --> 01:07:59,367
I WANT HER IN BED
BY 12:00.
1665
01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:01,333
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,
WILL YOU?
1666
01:08:01,367 --> 01:08:04,067
I KNOW DEAN.
HE'LL HAVE HER
IN BED BY 10:00.
1667
01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:07,167
I--
1668
01:08:08,033 --> 01:08:09,333
YEAH.
1669
01:08:12,867 --> 01:08:15,167
I HATE THAT MAN.
1670
01:08:21,267 --> 01:08:22,233
HEY, WALLY,
1671
01:08:22,267 --> 01:08:25,000
EGYPT FOUND THIS
WALLET OUTSIDE.
1672
01:08:25,033 --> 01:08:26,500
OH, YEAH?
1673
01:08:26,533 --> 01:08:28,167
OOH, THAT'S MILLER!
1674
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:30,167
YEAH, HE MUST BE DOWN HERE
SPYING ON ME.
1675
01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:31,167
WHO IS HE?
1676
01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:33,167
WELL, HE'S NOT
A FAN OF MINE.
1677
01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:35,333
IN FACT, HE CAN BLOW
THE WHOLE THING.
1678
01:08:35,367 --> 01:08:36,500
YEAH, WELL,
DON'T WORRY,
WALLY.
1679
01:08:36,533 --> 01:08:38,500
WITH ME AND EGYPT
STANDING GUARD,
1680
01:08:38,533 --> 01:08:40,500
HE WON'T GET WITHIN
100 YARDS
OF THIS PLACE.
1681
01:08:40,533 --> 01:08:42,533
HA HA, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
1682
01:09:07,533 --> 01:09:08,500
MMMF!
1683
01:09:29,367 --> 01:09:31,333
IT'S JUST
I'VE HEARD ABOUT
YOU SOUTHERN WOMEN.
1684
01:09:31,367 --> 01:09:33,533
YOU HAVE NOT HEARD A THING
ABOUT SOUTHERN WOMEN,
1685
01:09:33,567 --> 01:09:35,500
AND YOU KNOW IT.
1686
01:09:35,533 --> 01:09:37,867
ALL RIGHT, NOW LISTEN,
DON'T DRIVE TOO FAST,
OK?
1687
01:09:37,900 --> 01:09:39,500
HANG ON.
1688
01:09:40,367 --> 01:09:41,500
HERE WE GO!
1689
01:09:41,533 --> 01:09:46,533
AAH!
1690
01:09:46,567 --> 01:09:48,500
HELP!
1691
01:09:49,533 --> 01:09:51,733
AAH-YA! AAH-YA! AAH-YA!
1692
01:09:51,767 --> 01:09:55,667
AAH!
1693
01:09:55,700 --> 01:09:58,000
YAH-OUCH!
1694
01:09:58,033 --> 01:09:59,333
Priscilla: WHOO!
1695
01:09:59,367 --> 01:10:03,167
AAH!
1696
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:04,733
OOF!
1697
01:10:04,767 --> 01:10:08,033
[WHIMPERING]
1698
01:10:10,033 --> 01:10:11,000
[CHIRPING]
1699
01:10:11,033 --> 01:10:12,400
[WHISPERING]
Wally? Psst.
1700
01:10:12,433 --> 01:10:14,167
Wally? Wally?
1701
01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:15,167
Hey, Joey, up here.
1702
01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:16,333
What the hell
you doing up there?
1703
01:10:16,367 --> 01:10:17,333
Come on, let's go.
1704
01:10:17,367 --> 01:10:18,667
I'll be right down.
1705
01:10:18,700 --> 01:10:21,333
[SQUEAKING]
1706
01:10:21,367 --> 01:10:23,567
HEY, WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE?
1707
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:26,067
HEY! WHERE DID YOU
COME FROM?
1708
01:10:26,100 --> 01:10:27,333
GET OUT OF HERE, WILL YOU?
1709
01:10:27,367 --> 01:10:29,000
HEY, BUY ME A DRINK FIRST!
1710
01:10:29,033 --> 01:10:30,167
Will you quit
the clowning.
1711
01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:31,500
OH, OOH!
1712
01:10:31,533 --> 01:10:33,367
GO FIND YOUR OWN NUTS,
WILL YOU?
1713
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:34,900
HEY, HEY, WHAT?
1714
01:10:34,933 --> 01:10:36,367
OW!
[CRUNCH]
1715
01:10:37,433 --> 01:10:38,867
HE'S DEAD.
1716
01:10:38,900 --> 01:10:41,200
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
1717
01:10:41,233 --> 01:10:42,833
WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
1718
01:10:42,867 --> 01:10:43,867
THAT SQUIRREL,
1719
01:10:43,900 --> 01:10:46,867
HE WAS AFTER
MY MACADAMIAS.
1720
01:10:46,900 --> 01:10:48,567
DID YOU REMEMBER
TO BRING
MY DISGUISE?
1721
01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:49,667
IT'S IN THE CAR.
1722
01:10:49,700 --> 01:10:50,667
Harvey: GOVERNOR?
1723
01:10:50,700 --> 01:10:51,833
SHH!
1724
01:10:51,867 --> 01:10:54,833
Governor: HARVEY,
COME IN HERE
RIGHT AWAY!
1725
01:10:54,867 --> 01:10:57,400
CLOSE THAT DOOR!
1726
01:10:57,433 --> 01:11:00,200
WHAT WAS SO URGENT
THAT YOU NEEDED
TO SEE ME, SIR?
1727
01:11:00,233 --> 01:11:02,200
WELL, HERE IT IS,
HARVEY.
1728
01:11:02,233 --> 01:11:03,567
I'M BEING
BLACKMAILED.
1729
01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:04,567
WHAT?
1730
01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:06,367
I RECEIVED A FAX
AND A TELEPHONE CALL
1731
01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:08,367
TELLING ME THAT
IF I DON'T DO
WHAT THEY SAY
1732
01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:09,667
AND PULL OUT
OF THE RACE,
1733
01:11:09,700 --> 01:11:11,367
THEY'RE GOING TO GO
PUBLIC WITH THIS.
1734
01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:13,367
THEY SAY THAT
THEY HAVE PROOF
1735
01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:16,000
OF MY HAVING HAD
SEX IN A MOTEL
WITH A STRIPPER!
1736
01:11:16,033 --> 01:11:17,400
Harvey: PROOF?
1737
01:11:17,433 --> 01:11:18,567
WHAT KIND OF PROOF?
1738
01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:19,567
I DON'T KNOW.
1739
01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:20,700
WELL, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
1740
01:11:20,733 --> 01:11:21,700
I'M INNOCENT.
1741
01:11:21,733 --> 01:11:22,833
OF COURSE YOU ARE.
1742
01:11:22,867 --> 01:11:24,667
IT'S MY WORD
AGAINST THEIRS.
1743
01:11:24,700 --> 01:11:26,733
ABSOLUTELY.
1744
01:11:31,533 --> 01:11:35,167
I'VE NEVER SEEN
THAT WOMAN BEFORE
IN MY LIFE!
1745
01:11:36,700 --> 01:11:38,067
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
1746
01:11:38,100 --> 01:11:40,033
THE GOVERNOR'S GOT
A LITTLE SOMETHING EXTRA
ON THE SIDE.
1747
01:11:40,067 --> 01:11:41,667
BE QUIET.
I WANT TO HEAR THIS.
1748
01:11:41,700 --> 01:11:43,000
DAMN!
1749
01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:47,200
WELL, IT DOES TAKE
TWO TO TANGO, SIR.
1750
01:11:47,233 --> 01:11:49,333
THAT'S A CONSPIRACY,
HARVEY!
1751
01:11:49,367 --> 01:11:51,400
YOU BELIEVE ME,
DON'T YOU?
1752
01:11:51,433 --> 01:11:52,833
DAMN IT!
1753
01:11:52,867 --> 01:11:54,333
WELL, SIR,
A STRIPPER SAYS
1754
01:11:54,367 --> 01:11:55,667
SHE HAD SEX WITH YOU
IN A MOTEL ROOM,
1755
01:11:55,700 --> 01:11:57,333
AND THEN THERE'S THIS
PHOTO OF YOU NAKED
1756
01:11:57,367 --> 01:11:58,900
IN BED WITH
A NAKED WOMAN,
1757
01:11:58,933 --> 01:12:02,167
WHOM YOU SAY
YOU NEVER SAW.
1758
01:12:04,867 --> 01:12:07,033
YES, SIR.
1759
01:12:07,067 --> 01:12:08,733
YES, SIR, I--
1760
01:12:08,767 --> 01:12:11,333
I BELIEVE YOU.
1761
01:12:12,433 --> 01:12:16,367
[MUSIC PLAYS]
1762
01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:18,333
* YOU DON'T CARE FOR ME
1763
01:12:18,367 --> 01:12:20,500
* I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT
1764
01:12:20,533 --> 01:12:22,167
* YOU GOT A NEW FOOL
1765
01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:24,000
* BUT I LIKE IT LIKE THAT
1766
01:12:24,033 --> 01:12:28,700
* YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE,
GIRL, I DESIRE *
1767
01:12:28,733 --> 01:12:32,333
* AND YOU STILL
EXUDE FIRE... *
1768
01:12:32,367 --> 01:12:34,367
HEY, HE'S PRETTY GOOD,
HUH?
1769
01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:35,333
YEAH, TERRIFIC.
1770
01:12:35,367 --> 01:12:37,333
CAN WE GET OUT
OF HERE BEFORE
WE GET CAUGHT?
1771
01:12:37,367 --> 01:12:38,733
I KNOW IT'S A RISK,
1772
01:12:38,767 --> 01:12:40,333
BUT I HAD TO SEE
DEAN'S BAND.
1773
01:12:40,367 --> 01:12:43,167
* LET ME STARE
INTO YOUR FIRE *
1774
01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:45,367
* LET ME STARE
1775
01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:50,333
* LET ME STARE
1776
01:12:50,367 --> 01:12:53,333
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
1777
01:12:58,233 --> 01:13:01,200
IMAGINE, MY SON
AND THE GOVERNOR'S
DAUGHTER.
1778
01:13:01,233 --> 01:13:02,367
Joey: YEAH,
THEY'RE ADORABLE.
1779
01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:03,867
BUT HE AIN'T GOING
TO BE GOVERNOR
MUCH LONGER
1780
01:13:03,900 --> 01:13:05,333
IF THOSE PICTURES
COME OUT.
1781
01:13:05,367 --> 01:13:07,733
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
THE GOVERNOR GETTING
INTO THAT POSITION
1782
01:13:07,767 --> 01:13:08,733
WITH A STRIPPER.
1783
01:13:08,767 --> 01:13:10,367
I DIDN'T SEE
THE PICTURES.
1784
01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:11,700
WHAT POSITION
WAS HE IN?
1785
01:13:11,733 --> 01:13:15,333
[PANTING]
1786
01:13:30,533 --> 01:13:33,500
Miller: MM-HMM.
1787
01:13:51,233 --> 01:13:53,700
HMM HMM HMM HMM HMM.
1788
01:13:56,533 --> 01:13:57,700
AHA!
1789
01:13:57,733 --> 01:13:59,833
AHH.
1790
01:14:02,533 --> 01:14:04,500
I GOT YOU NOW, SPARKS.
1791
01:14:04,533 --> 01:14:05,833
OK.
1792
01:14:05,867 --> 01:14:07,500
EMILY.
1793
01:14:07,533 --> 01:14:08,500
YES?
1794
01:14:09,533 --> 01:14:11,033
I LOVE YOU.
1795
01:14:11,067 --> 01:14:13,167
WELL, I LOVE YOU,
TOO, FLOYD.
1796
01:14:14,867 --> 01:14:16,167
YES!
1797
01:14:18,233 --> 01:14:20,733
[BUZZES]
1798
01:14:20,767 --> 01:14:22,333
WAIT, UH, NO.
1799
01:14:22,367 --> 01:14:24,233
I'LL GET IT.
1800
01:14:24,267 --> 01:14:26,200
I HATE THAT MAN.
1801
01:14:27,700 --> 01:14:29,233
YES, MR. SPARKS.
1802
01:14:29,267 --> 01:14:32,000
THE GOVERNOR
WILL BE RIGHT UP.
1803
01:14:35,700 --> 01:14:36,900
[GRR RRR]
1804
01:14:36,933 --> 01:14:38,500
OOH.
1805
01:14:38,533 --> 01:14:39,533
[BARKS]
1806
01:14:39,567 --> 01:14:40,533
YOU WANT A COOKIE?
1807
01:14:40,567 --> 01:14:41,900
[BARKS]
1808
01:14:41,933 --> 01:14:42,900
[GRR]
OK, NO COOKIE.
1809
01:14:42,933 --> 01:14:44,400
OK, OK, OK.
1810
01:14:44,433 --> 01:14:45,700
YOU'RE A GOOD
DOGGIE.
1811
01:14:45,733 --> 01:14:46,833
[BARKS]
1812
01:14:46,867 --> 01:14:48,200
AAH!
1813
01:14:49,367 --> 01:14:50,733
[BARKS]
1814
01:14:50,767 --> 01:14:52,367
AAH! OW! I'M OK.
1815
01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:53,333
[BARKS]
1816
01:14:53,367 --> 01:14:54,667
GOOD DOGGIE.
1817
01:14:54,700 --> 01:14:56,500
[BARKS]
1818
01:14:56,533 --> 01:14:57,733
[BARKS]
1819
01:14:57,767 --> 01:14:59,900
SO LONG, SUCKER!
HA HA HA HA!
1820
01:14:59,933 --> 01:15:00,900
[GRR]
1821
01:15:00,933 --> 01:15:02,367
NO, NO, DOGGIE!
1822
01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:04,733
[GRR]
1823
01:15:04,767 --> 01:15:05,733
AAH.
1824
01:15:05,767 --> 01:15:07,867
[GRR]
1825
01:15:07,900 --> 01:15:09,333
LET GO OF THE TIE!
1826
01:15:09,367 --> 01:15:11,033
[GRR]
PULL ME IN!
1827
01:15:11,067 --> 01:15:12,033
GOOD DOGGIE.
1828
01:15:12,067 --> 01:15:14,067
[GRR]
COME ON, LET GO OF MY--!
1829
01:15:14,100 --> 01:15:15,500
[GRR]
1830
01:15:15,533 --> 01:15:16,500
[GRR]
1831
01:15:16,533 --> 01:15:18,400
HEY, KID, PULL ME IN!
1832
01:15:18,433 --> 01:15:20,033
PULL ME IN! AAH!
1833
01:15:20,067 --> 01:15:21,167
SPEAK.
1834
01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:22,333
[BARKS]
1835
01:15:22,367 --> 01:15:25,333
AAH!
1836
01:15:26,533 --> 01:15:28,500
[BARKS]
1837
01:15:31,033 --> 01:15:32,700
BAD DOGGIE.
1838
01:15:32,733 --> 01:15:34,033
MR. SPARKS,
THIS IS NOT A HOTEL!
1839
01:15:34,067 --> 01:15:35,733
COME ON, EGYPT.
1840
01:15:35,767 --> 01:15:38,033
AND IF IT WERE,
ROOM SERVICE
WOULD BE CLOSED!
1841
01:15:38,067 --> 01:15:40,033
STAY UNDER THERE.
GOOD BOY.
1842
01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:46,533
YES, WHAT IS IT,
MR. SPARKS?
1843
01:15:46,567 --> 01:15:48,833
[IMITATES WALLY]
HEY, GOVERNOR,
1844
01:15:48,867 --> 01:15:51,833
I THOUGHT I NEEDED YOUR HELP
USING THE JOHN.
1845
01:15:51,867 --> 01:15:53,367
LUCKY FOR YOU,
IT WAS JUST GAS.
1846
01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:54,533
[DOG PASSES GAS]
1847
01:15:54,567 --> 01:15:57,000
Robby: HOO,
PARDON ME.
1848
01:15:57,033 --> 01:15:58,333
NIGHT.
1849
01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:02,333
YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT
A REALLY BIG HOUSE.
1850
01:16:02,367 --> 01:16:04,500
SHH, YOU WANT TO WAKE
EVERYBODY UP?
1851
01:16:04,533 --> 01:16:07,500
WELL, FRANKLY,
MY DEAR,
I DON'T GIVE A--
1852
01:16:11,367 --> 01:16:12,500
DAMN.
1853
01:16:12,533 --> 01:16:14,367
WOOF-OOH.
1854
01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:16,500
YOU KNOW, I THINK
WE'RE DOING PRETTY
GOOD.
1855
01:16:16,533 --> 01:16:19,067
WE'VE KNOWN
EACH OTHER 2 DAYS,
1856
01:16:19,100 --> 01:16:21,500
AND WE'RE ALREADY
LIVING TOGETHER.
1857
01:16:25,067 --> 01:16:26,333
PRISCILLA?
1858
01:16:26,367 --> 01:16:28,900
Y'ALL REALIZE
WHAT TIME IT IS?
1859
01:16:28,933 --> 01:16:30,867
SORRY, DADDY.
1860
01:16:30,900 --> 01:16:34,500
WE WERE JUST SAYING
GOOD NIGHT.
1861
01:16:34,533 --> 01:16:36,400
GOOD NIGHT, GOVERNOR.
1862
01:16:36,433 --> 01:16:38,500
NIGHT.
1863
01:16:39,533 --> 01:16:42,067
OH, DADDY, SO MUCH
HAPPENED TONIGHT.
1864
01:16:42,100 --> 01:16:43,500
I JUST SAW DEAN'S--
1865
01:16:43,533 --> 01:16:46,500
PRISCILLA, I FORBID
THIS RELATIONSHIP
TO CONTINUE.
1866
01:16:46,533 --> 01:16:48,500
OH, DADDY,
I'M AN ADULT.
1867
01:16:48,533 --> 01:16:50,500
YOU DON'T GET
TO FORBID ANYTHING.
1868
01:16:50,533 --> 01:16:51,867
PRISCILLA, DON'T
YOU UNDERSTAND,
DARLING?
1869
01:16:51,900 --> 01:16:53,833
THAT BOY DOESN'T
CARE ANYTHING
ABOUT YOU.
1870
01:16:53,867 --> 01:16:56,500
THEY'RE USING YOU
TO GET AT ME.
1871
01:16:56,533 --> 01:16:58,067
OH, HOW STUPID OF ME
1872
01:16:58,100 --> 01:17:00,833
TO THINK ANYONE
COULD ACTUALLY
BE INTERESTED IN ME.
1873
01:17:00,867 --> 01:17:02,500
OH, DARLING,
I DIDN'T MEAN--
1874
01:17:02,533 --> 01:17:04,333
BABY DOLL.
1875
01:17:06,033 --> 01:17:08,500
Wally: WE GOT TO GET
THE BLACKMAIL PICTURES,
1876
01:17:08,533 --> 01:17:10,667
FIND OUT WHO THE CHICK IS.
1877
01:17:10,700 --> 01:17:13,500
JOEY, I KNOW PEOPLE.
THE GOVERNOR DOESN'T
PLAY AROUND.
1878
01:17:13,533 --> 01:17:16,067
YOU SURE YOU CAN GET
BACK INSIDE ALL RIGHT?
1879
01:17:16,100 --> 01:17:17,067
YEAH, YEAH.
1880
01:17:17,100 --> 01:17:19,067
ROBBY LEFT
A LADDER FOR ME.
1881
01:17:19,100 --> 01:17:20,367
BE CAREFUL.
1882
01:17:21,367 --> 01:17:23,900
YOU SOUTHERN GENTLEMEN
ARE SO CHARMING,
1883
01:17:23,933 --> 01:17:25,333
SO CHIVALROUS.
1884
01:17:25,367 --> 01:17:28,333
I DO BELIEVE
YOU WOULD NEVER DENY
1885
01:17:28,367 --> 01:17:30,333
A WOMAN HER DESIRES.
1886
01:17:30,367 --> 01:17:31,333
DESIRES?
1887
01:17:31,367 --> 01:17:33,333
MMM. BUT FIRST,
1888
01:17:33,367 --> 01:17:37,033
I JUST HAVE ONE
SPECIAL REQUEST.
1889
01:17:40,733 --> 01:17:41,733
YOU IDIOT.
1890
01:17:41,767 --> 01:17:43,700
WHAT? OOH.
1891
01:17:43,733 --> 01:17:45,567
MMM.
1892
01:17:46,367 --> 01:17:47,333
MMM.
1893
01:17:47,367 --> 01:17:48,333
MMM.
1894
01:17:48,367 --> 01:17:50,400
MMM.
1895
01:17:55,533 --> 01:17:57,500
OH, BEAUTIFUL.
1896
01:18:29,700 --> 01:18:30,667
OOH!
1897
01:18:30,700 --> 01:18:32,567
EMILY?
1898
01:18:32,600 --> 01:18:33,667
IS THAT YOU?
1899
01:18:33,700 --> 01:18:35,333
WHO ARE YOU?
1900
01:18:37,700 --> 01:18:39,500
GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDADDY,
1901
01:18:39,533 --> 01:18:40,400
IS THAT YOU?
1902
01:18:40,433 --> 01:18:42,567
[OLD MAN'S VOICE]
YES, IT'S ME, FLOYD.
1903
01:18:42,600 --> 01:18:44,567
IT'S YOUR GREAT-
GREAT-GRANDDADDY.
1904
01:18:44,600 --> 01:18:46,000
OOOOH...
1905
01:18:46,033 --> 01:18:47,500
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1906
01:18:47,533 --> 01:18:49,033
I'M HERE
TO HELP YOU, FLOYD.
1907
01:18:49,067 --> 01:18:51,400
BUT FIRST, YOU MUST ANSWER
AN IMPORTANT QUESTION.
1908
01:18:51,433 --> 01:18:53,167
YES, SIR, ANYTHING.
1909
01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:55,167
DID YOU SLIDE
YOUR SABER
1910
01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:57,167
INTO THAT MODERN-DAY
JEZEBEL?
1911
01:18:57,200 --> 01:18:58,500
NO, SIR, I DID NOT.
1912
01:18:58,533 --> 01:19:00,233
HOW DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THAT STRIPPER?
1913
01:19:00,267 --> 01:19:01,833
UP HERE, FLOYD,
1914
01:19:01,867 --> 01:19:03,833
BAD NEWS TRAVELS FAST.
1915
01:19:03,867 --> 01:19:06,233
NOW, FLOYD,
YOU WANT TO BE SENATOR.
1916
01:19:06,267 --> 01:19:08,900
THERE'S ONE THING
YOU MUST DO TO BE SENATOR.
1917
01:19:08,933 --> 01:19:12,500
YOU MUST APPEAR ON
THE WALLY SPARKS SHOW.
1918
01:19:12,533 --> 01:19:15,233
NO! HE'S AN
OBNOXIOUS BUFFOON.
1919
01:19:15,267 --> 01:19:17,233
YOU SHUT UP,
AND YOU LISTEN
1920
01:19:17,267 --> 01:19:19,000
TO YOUR GREAT-
GREAT-GRANDDADDY.
1921
01:19:19,033 --> 01:19:21,333
I WANT YOU TO PRAY,
FLOYD.
1922
01:19:21,367 --> 01:19:22,533
PRAY. PRAY?
1923
01:19:22,567 --> 01:19:24,833
NO PEEKING.
1924
01:19:24,867 --> 01:19:27,200
REPEAT AFTER ME.
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE...
1925
01:19:27,233 --> 01:19:28,200
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE...
1926
01:19:28,233 --> 01:19:29,367
TO THE FLAG...
1927
01:19:29,400 --> 01:19:30,667
TO THE FLAG OF
THE UNITED STATES
OF AMERICA.
1928
01:19:30,700 --> 01:19:31,667
[TOILET FLUSHES]
1929
01:19:31,700 --> 01:19:33,500
AND TO THE REPUBLIC
FOR WHICH IT STANDS,
1930
01:19:33,533 --> 01:19:35,333
ONE NATION, UNDER GOD,
INDIVISIBLE,
1931
01:19:35,367 --> 01:19:37,333
WITH LIBERTY
AND JUSTICE FOR ALL.
1932
01:19:37,367 --> 01:19:39,167
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE
TO THE FLAG
1933
01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:40,833
OF THE UNITED STATES
OF AMERICA,
1934
01:19:40,867 --> 01:19:42,500
FLOYD?
AND TO THE REPUBLIC...
1935
01:19:42,533 --> 01:19:44,000
FLOYD, DARLING?
1936
01:19:44,033 --> 01:19:45,367
FLOYD, YOU'RE BEING
PATRIOTIC
1937
01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:47,500
IN YOUR SLEEP AGAIN.
1938
01:19:47,533 --> 01:19:48,500
I'M SORRY.
1939
01:19:48,533 --> 01:19:50,500
EMILY, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS
WHO WAS HERE.
1940
01:19:50,533 --> 01:19:51,667
GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDADDY.
1941
01:19:51,700 --> 01:19:53,667
OH, FLOYD,
DON'T TALK CRAZY.
YOU WERE DREAMING.
1942
01:19:53,700 --> 01:19:55,333
I'M NOT TALKING CRAZY.
1943
01:19:55,367 --> 01:19:56,700
GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDADDY
WAS HERE.
1944
01:19:56,733 --> 01:19:58,667
IF I SAY HE WAS HERE,
HE WAS HERE.
1945
01:19:58,700 --> 01:20:00,367
PLEASE PLACE YOUR
NAPKIN IN YOUR LAP.
1946
01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:02,333
WHY? I'M NOT
GOING TO SPILL
NOTHING.
1947
01:20:02,367 --> 01:20:03,333
DO WHAT YOUR MOTHER--
1948
01:20:03,367 --> 01:20:04,867
EXCUSE ME, PLEASE.
MAY I HAVE
YOUR ATTENTION?
1949
01:20:04,900 --> 01:20:07,400
MORNING, GOVERNOR!
THERE'S SOMETHING
I HAVE TO SAY.
1950
01:20:07,433 --> 01:20:09,700
YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE
THE LATEST POLLS.
1951
01:20:09,733 --> 01:20:12,000
WALLY SPARKS
IS SAVING OUR HIDE.
1952
01:20:12,033 --> 01:20:13,000
ESPECIALLY SINCE
1953
01:20:13,033 --> 01:20:15,500
YOU FINALLY DECIDED
TO DO HIS SHOW.
1954
01:20:15,533 --> 01:20:16,533
OH, DEAR.
1955
01:20:16,567 --> 01:20:18,367
YOU'RE GOING
TO BE ON
WALLY'S SHOW?!
1956
01:20:18,400 --> 01:20:19,500
AWESOME!
1957
01:20:19,533 --> 01:20:21,500
IS THAT WHAT
YOU WANTED
TO TELL US, DEAR?
1958
01:20:21,533 --> 01:20:22,500
AAH!
1959
01:20:22,533 --> 01:20:24,333
YOU LYING,
1960
01:20:24,367 --> 01:20:26,333
CONNIVING, SON OF A--
1961
01:20:26,367 --> 01:20:27,700
SPARKS, YOU POLTROON!
1962
01:20:27,733 --> 01:20:29,700
YOU ANNOUNCE IT
IN THE PAPER.
1963
01:20:29,733 --> 01:20:31,333
SO IF I DON'T DO IT,
1964
01:20:31,367 --> 01:20:33,000
IT LOOKS LIKE I'M AFRAID
TO FACE YOU ON THE AIR.
1965
01:20:33,033 --> 01:20:35,700
WELL, YOU MAY HAVE BACKED ME
INTO A CORNER THIS TIME,
1966
01:20:35,733 --> 01:20:37,333
BUT LET ME
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
1967
01:20:37,367 --> 01:20:39,700
THE SECOND THIS SHOW
IS OVER,
1968
01:20:39,733 --> 01:20:43,333
YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE
3-RING CIRCUS
ARE HISTORY!
1969
01:20:43,367 --> 01:20:46,667
HEY, DOESN'T ANYBODY
EVER KNOCK AROUND HERE?
1970
01:20:46,700 --> 01:20:49,333
[WHINNIES]
1971
01:20:49,367 --> 01:20:51,067
Preston: WELL,
THAT'S IT, RANDAL.
1972
01:20:51,100 --> 01:20:52,167
I FEEL TRAPPED.
1973
01:20:52,200 --> 01:20:53,500
ON THE ONE HAND,
THE BOYS AT THE LAB
1974
01:20:53,533 --> 01:20:55,033
TELL ME THOSE
PICTURES ARE REAL.
1975
01:20:55,067 --> 01:20:56,900
THERE'S NO HINT
OF DOCTORING
ON THOSE PHOTOS.
1976
01:20:56,933 --> 01:20:59,933
SO IF I CHALLENGE
THESE PEOPLE,
WHOEVER THEY ARE,
1977
01:20:59,967 --> 01:21:01,700
MY FAMILY MIGHT BE
MORE HUMILIATED
1978
01:21:01,733 --> 01:21:03,333
THAN THEY ALREADY
HAVE BEEN.
1979
01:21:03,367 --> 01:21:05,333
ON THE OTHER HAND,
IF I BACK OUT,
1980
01:21:05,367 --> 01:21:08,333
THOSE PEOPLE
ARE JUST GOING
TO WALK ALL OVER ME.
1981
01:21:08,367 --> 01:21:09,700
AND WORSE,
1982
01:21:09,733 --> 01:21:12,167
BACKING OUT
MIGHT LOOK LIKE AN
ADMISSION OF GUILT.
1983
01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:13,167
DAMN!
1984
01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:15,167
FLOYD, THE ELECTION
IS NEXT TUESDAY.
1985
01:21:15,200 --> 01:21:17,333
NOW, BY THE TIME YOU CAN
PROVE YOUR INNOCENCE,
1986
01:21:17,367 --> 01:21:18,533
YOU'LL ALREADY
HAVE LOST IT.
1987
01:21:18,567 --> 01:21:20,667
AND IF YOU CAN'T
PROVE YOUR INNOCENCE,
1988
01:21:20,700 --> 01:21:23,900
YOU MIGHT EVEN LOSE
YOUR GOVERNOR'S POSITION.
1989
01:21:24,867 --> 01:21:26,400
BACK OUT.
1990
01:21:26,433 --> 01:21:28,067
DON'T YOU THINK
I'LL SEEM WEAK
1991
01:21:28,100 --> 01:21:29,867
IF I DON'T FIGHT
ALL THIS?
1992
01:21:29,900 --> 01:21:31,067
NOT AT ALL.
1993
01:21:31,100 --> 01:21:33,400
I'D DO THE SAME THING
IF I WERE IN YOUR POSITION.
1994
01:21:33,433 --> 01:21:35,200
YOU HAVE TO DO
WHAT'S BEST
1995
01:21:35,233 --> 01:21:36,833
FOR EMILY AND THE CHILDREN.
1996
01:21:36,867 --> 01:21:39,400
YOU JUST GAVE ME
THE SAME ANSWER
THAT I ARRIVED AT.
1997
01:21:39,433 --> 01:21:41,700
I DIDN'T WANT
TO HEAR IT
FROM EITHER OF US.
1998
01:21:41,733 --> 01:21:43,700
THANK YOU, RANDAL.
1999
01:21:43,733 --> 01:21:45,833
WHEN WILL YOU DO IT?
2000
01:21:45,867 --> 01:21:47,333
WELL...
2001
01:21:47,367 --> 01:21:49,167
HA HA HA!
2002
01:21:49,200 --> 01:21:51,867
I THOUGHT
I'D DO IT TONIGHT...
2003
01:21:53,867 --> 01:21:56,000
ON THE SPARKS SHOW.
2004
01:21:56,033 --> 01:21:59,933
Wally: SO WHY DON'T
THE GOVERNOR JUST
TELL THE TRUTH?
2005
01:21:59,967 --> 01:22:01,667
IF HE'S INNOCENT,
THE PEOPLE WILL
BELIEVE HIM.
2006
01:22:01,700 --> 01:22:03,333
BECAUSE HE DOESN'T
WANT THIS PHOTO
2007
01:22:03,367 --> 01:22:05,400
PLASTERED ALL OVER EVERY
NEWSPAPER IN THE COUNTRY,
2008
01:22:05,433 --> 01:22:06,400
THAT'S WHY.
2009
01:22:06,433 --> 01:22:07,333
LET US HELP YOU.
2010
01:22:07,367 --> 01:22:08,567
WE'LL FIND OUT
WHO THE CHICK IS,
2011
01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:09,833
AND WE'LL PUT HER
ON THE SHOW.
2012
01:22:09,867 --> 01:22:12,500
NO. THE GOVERNOR WANTS
THIS AFFAIR TO GO AWAY
2013
01:22:12,533 --> 01:22:14,067
AS QUIETLY AS POSSIBLE.
2014
01:22:14,100 --> 01:22:15,533
OH, SO SOMEONE ELSE
CAN SET HIM UP
2015
01:22:15,567 --> 01:22:17,033
AND BLACKMAIL HIM
ALL OVER AGAIN.
2016
01:22:17,067 --> 01:22:20,033
PLEASE, JUST LET THE GOVERNOR
MAKE HIS STATEMENT.
2017
01:22:20,067 --> 01:22:22,500
SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT THE STRIPPER,
2018
01:22:22,533 --> 01:22:24,567
AND HE WALKS.
2019
01:22:25,700 --> 01:22:27,833
OH, HARVEY,
2020
01:22:27,867 --> 01:22:30,867
NOW, YOU DON'T
REALLY MEAN THAT,
DO YOU?
2021
01:22:30,900 --> 01:22:33,333
YES, I DO.
2022
01:22:34,100 --> 01:22:36,067
YOU GOT IT?
2023
01:22:36,100 --> 01:22:37,533
GOT IT.
2024
01:22:38,900 --> 01:22:40,500
LET ME SEE.
2025
01:22:40,533 --> 01:22:42,500
SHE LOOKS FAMILIAR.
2026
01:22:42,533 --> 01:22:44,500
THEY ALL LOOK
FAMILIAR TO YOU,
HON.
2027
01:22:44,533 --> 01:22:46,500
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
2028
01:22:46,533 --> 01:22:48,167
Wally: OH, MILLER.
2029
01:22:48,200 --> 01:22:50,667
WELL, WHAT
A PLEASANT SURPRISE.
2030
01:22:50,700 --> 01:22:53,500
I CAME TO OFFER
MY CONGRATULATIONS.
2031
01:22:53,533 --> 01:22:54,867
YOU WON, SPARKS.
2032
01:22:54,900 --> 01:22:57,867
I DIDN'T THINK
YOU COULD DO IT.
2033
01:22:57,900 --> 01:23:00,867
AND MR. SPENCER WANTED ME
TO COME PERSONALLY
2034
01:23:00,900 --> 01:23:03,500
AND HAND YOU
YOUR NEW CONTRACTS.
2035
01:23:03,533 --> 01:23:06,367
I'M AFRAID
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO PICK THEM UP,
2036
01:23:06,400 --> 01:23:07,367
YOU KNOW.
2037
01:23:07,400 --> 01:23:08,733
OH, RIGHT, I FORGOT.
2038
01:23:08,767 --> 01:23:10,200
YOU CAN'T WALK.
2039
01:23:10,233 --> 01:23:11,367
RIGHT.
2040
01:23:11,400 --> 01:23:13,867
SO HOW LONG
DO THE DOCTORS
THINK IT'LL TAKE?
2041
01:23:13,900 --> 01:23:16,533
OH, A FEW WEEKS,
A FEW MONTHS.
2042
01:23:16,567 --> 01:23:17,533
A YEAR.
2043
01:23:17,567 --> 01:23:19,167
A FEW YEARS.
2044
01:23:19,200 --> 01:23:20,733
WOW, LOOK AT THAT CHICK.
WHAT AN ASS.
2045
01:23:20,767 --> 01:23:22,333
WALLY!
OOH, WHERE, WHERE?
2046
01:23:22,367 --> 01:23:24,000
AHA, I GOT YOU!
2047
01:23:24,033 --> 01:23:25,367
I KNEW YOU WERE
FAKING IT.
2048
01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:28,233
I CAUGHT YOU.
I CAUGHT YOU!
2049
01:23:28,267 --> 01:23:29,500
OHH-HOO, YEAH!
2050
01:23:29,533 --> 01:23:31,667
HALLELUJAH!
PRAISE THE LORD!
2051
01:23:31,700 --> 01:23:33,067
YOU CAN
WALK AGAIN!
2052
01:23:33,100 --> 01:23:34,333
HEY, I CAN WALK!
IT'S A MIRACLE!
2053
01:23:34,367 --> 01:23:36,167
NO, NO, NO, NO!
THIS IS NO MIRACLE.
2054
01:23:36,200 --> 01:23:37,500
YOU ARE A FAKE,
2055
01:23:37,533 --> 01:23:39,000
A PHONY.
YOU ARE A CHARLATAN!
2056
01:23:39,033 --> 01:23:41,000
ALL RIGHT, MILLER,
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
2057
01:23:41,033 --> 01:23:42,367
WHAT DO I WANT?
2058
01:23:42,400 --> 01:23:44,333
I WANT YOUR HEAD
ON A STICK.
2059
01:23:44,367 --> 01:23:46,533
I WANT YOUR NECK IN A NOOSE.
2060
01:23:46,567 --> 01:23:48,733
HEY, YOU'RE TRYING
TO MAKE UP WITH ME,
HUH?
2061
01:23:48,767 --> 01:23:51,000
I WANT TO SEE
THAT YOU NEVER WORK
2062
01:23:51,033 --> 01:23:53,233
IN BROADCASTING
EVER AGAIN!
2063
01:23:54,400 --> 01:23:55,333
AH, MISS PRESTON.
2064
01:23:55,367 --> 01:23:56,333
YOU'VE BEEN HAD.
2065
01:23:56,367 --> 01:23:58,167
THEY'VE BEEN
DECEIVING
YOUR FAMILY
2066
01:23:58,200 --> 01:23:59,567
THE WHOLE TIME.
2067
01:23:59,600 --> 01:24:01,500
HE WAS NEVER HURT.
2068
01:24:01,533 --> 01:24:03,500
IS IT TRUE?
DID YOU KNOW
HE WAS FAKING IT?
2069
01:24:03,533 --> 01:24:04,533
LOOK, PRISCILLA,
I'M SORRY.
2070
01:24:04,567 --> 01:24:06,333
OH, DADDY WAS RIGHT.
2071
01:24:06,367 --> 01:24:08,067
THANKS A LOT, DAD.
2072
01:24:08,100 --> 01:24:09,333
DEAN.
2073
01:24:09,367 --> 01:24:10,833
AH.
2074
01:24:10,867 --> 01:24:13,333
I GUESS NOW
IS THE PERFECT TIME
2075
01:24:13,367 --> 01:24:15,833
FOR ME TO CALL
MR. SPENCER
2076
01:24:15,867 --> 01:24:18,833
AND PUT AN END
TO YOUR SLEAZY CAREER,
HUH?
2077
01:24:18,867 --> 01:24:20,533
YOU AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE,
PRETTY BOY.
2078
01:24:20,567 --> 01:24:22,400
YOU AIN'T EVEN
PRETTY ANYMORE.
2079
01:24:22,433 --> 01:24:23,400
Robby:
REMEMBER ME?
2080
01:24:23,433 --> 01:24:24,400
HEY, THAT'S
MY WALLET!
2081
01:24:24,433 --> 01:24:25,500
Wally:
GRAB HIM.
2082
01:24:25,533 --> 01:24:31,400
* WHY DO WE STAND
ON THE ROSES? *
2083
01:24:31,433 --> 01:24:34,400
YOO-HOO, MR. SPARKS?
2084
01:24:34,433 --> 01:24:36,400
YO, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
2085
01:24:36,433 --> 01:24:38,400
OH, THERE'S
A PHONE CALL
2086
01:24:38,433 --> 01:24:40,033
FOR MR. SPARKS
ON LINE 2.
2087
01:24:40,067 --> 01:24:41,033
Miller:
SOMEBODY HELP ME!
2088
01:24:41,067 --> 01:24:42,500
IS EVERYTHING
ALL RIGHT
IN THERE?
2089
01:24:42,533 --> 01:24:45,000
YEAH. WALLY IS JUST HAVING
HIS PHYSICAL THERAPY.
2090
01:24:45,033 --> 01:24:47,567
OH. IS THERE ANYTHING
I CAN DO TO HELP?
2091
01:24:47,600 --> 01:24:48,567
UM...
2092
01:24:48,600 --> 01:24:50,400
ROBBY, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
2093
01:24:50,433 --> 01:24:51,400
MOM!
2094
01:24:51,433 --> 01:24:52,833
Miller: HELP!
2095
01:24:52,867 --> 01:24:54,167
WALLY WANTS YOU
TO ROAST HIM A TURKEY.
2096
01:24:54,200 --> 01:24:55,500
A WHOLE TURKEY?
2097
01:24:55,533 --> 01:24:57,400
NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO GET WAY WITH IT
THIS TIME.
2098
01:24:57,433 --> 01:24:59,000
I'M WARNING YOU, SPARKS.
I'M WARN--
2099
01:24:59,033 --> 01:25:01,867
THAT'S THE ONLY WAY
TO SHUT HIM UP.
2100
01:25:01,900 --> 01:25:02,867
I KNOW HER.
2101
01:25:02,900 --> 01:25:04,500
SHE'S SO
FAMILIAR TO ME.
2102
01:25:04,533 --> 01:25:05,833
I JUST CAN'T
PLACE HER.
2103
01:25:05,867 --> 01:25:07,333
I KNEW IT.
I KNEW I KNEW HER.
2104
01:25:07,367 --> 01:25:08,400
NOW I KNOW WHERE
I KNOW HER FROM.
2105
01:25:08,433 --> 01:25:09,400
WHERE DO YOU
KNOW HER FROM?
2106
01:25:09,433 --> 01:25:11,033
WALLY?
MMM!
I'M BUSY NOW.
2107
01:25:11,067 --> 01:25:13,033
SHUT UP!
WHERE DO YOU
KNOW HER FROM?
2108
01:25:13,067 --> 01:25:14,233
IT'S HER!
2109
01:25:14,267 --> 01:25:17,333
SHE WANTS TO MEET
WITH WALLY ALONE.
2110
01:25:34,200 --> 01:25:35,833
Wally: OH, IT'S YOU.
2111
01:25:35,867 --> 01:25:38,167
I THOUGHT
YOU DON'T BELIEVE
IN CASUAL SEX.
2112
01:25:38,200 --> 01:25:41,167
I NEVER HAD SEX
WITH THE GOVERNOR.
2113
01:25:41,200 --> 01:25:42,500
HE WAS SET UP.
2114
01:25:42,533 --> 01:25:44,167
THEY SLIPPED HIM
A MICKEY,
2115
01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:46,367
AND WHILE
HE WAS UNCONSCIOUS,
2116
01:25:46,400 --> 01:25:48,367
I TOOK OFF MY CLOTHES,
2117
01:25:48,400 --> 01:25:51,333
AND I POSED FOR
THOSE PICTURES WITH HIM.
2118
01:25:51,367 --> 01:25:54,033
THEN WHY ARE YOU
SAYING IT NOW?
2119
01:25:54,067 --> 01:25:57,167
BECAUSE I CAN'T LIVE
WITH THE GUILT.
2120
01:25:57,200 --> 01:25:58,167
I TOLD YOU
2121
01:25:58,200 --> 01:26:00,333
I'M AN ACTRESS,
MR. SPARKS.
2122
01:26:00,367 --> 01:26:02,333
BUT I DON'T WANT
TO BECOME FAMOUS
2123
01:26:02,367 --> 01:26:04,500
FOR RUINING THE LIVES
OF AN INNOCENT MAN
2124
01:26:04,533 --> 01:26:05,900
AND HIS FAMILY.
2125
01:26:05,933 --> 01:26:07,700
I WANT TO DO
WHOLESOME PROJECTS,
2126
01:26:07,733 --> 01:26:09,233
LIKE DISNEY MOVIES.
2127
01:26:09,267 --> 01:26:11,233
WELL, HOW COME
YOU WANT TO SEE ME?
2128
01:26:11,267 --> 01:26:14,500
BECAUSE I WANT TO GO ON
YOUR SHOW TONIGHT,
2129
01:26:14,533 --> 01:26:16,833
AND I WANT TO TELL
THE TRUTH.
2130
01:26:16,867 --> 01:26:18,367
I WANT TO DO
THE RIGHT THING,
2131
01:26:18,400 --> 01:26:20,233
AND I WANT TO CLEAR
THE GOVERNOR'S NAME
2132
01:26:20,267 --> 01:26:21,833
IN FRONT OF
THE WHOLE COUNTRY.
2133
01:26:21,867 --> 01:26:23,167
[WALLY'S THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
2134
01:26:23,200 --> 01:26:25,333
3, 2, 1.
2135
01:26:25,367 --> 01:26:26,333
HIYA, FOLKS.
2136
01:26:26,367 --> 01:26:28,167
TONIGHT
YOU'RE GOING TO SEE
2137
01:26:28,200 --> 01:26:30,200
A DIFFERENT KIND OF
WALLY SPARKS SHOW.
2138
01:26:30,233 --> 01:26:32,200
A MUCH MORE
SERIOUS APPROACH.
2139
01:26:32,233 --> 01:26:34,200
AND I WANT TO START OFF
2140
01:26:34,233 --> 01:26:35,567
WITH MY VERY SPECIAL GUEST,
2141
01:26:35,600 --> 01:26:36,900
GOVERNOR FLOYD PRESTON.
2142
01:26:36,933 --> 01:26:40,400
[DIXIE PLAYS]
2143
01:26:40,433 --> 01:26:42,333
AH, GOVERNOR,
IT'S GREAT TO
FINALLY HAVE YOU
2144
01:26:42,367 --> 01:26:43,567
ON MY SHOW, YOU KNOW?
2145
01:26:43,600 --> 01:26:46,333
AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T HAVE
TO TRAVEL TOO FAR TO GET HERE.
2146
01:26:46,367 --> 01:26:49,200
THAT'S TRUE.
ALTHOUGH THE TRAFFIC
WAS A LITTLE ROUGH
2147
01:26:49,233 --> 01:26:51,167
COMING THROUGH
THE KITCHEN.
2148
01:26:51,200 --> 01:26:53,067
[WHISPERS]
Priscilla, listen,
we need to talk.
2149
01:26:53,100 --> 01:26:54,500
OK, you don't understand.
2150
01:26:54,533 --> 01:26:56,067
You lied to me.
2151
01:26:56,100 --> 01:26:58,367
I should tell my father
and stop this show.
2152
01:26:58,400 --> 01:26:59,567
UH, MR. SPARKS,
2153
01:26:59,600 --> 01:27:02,200
I'D LIKE TO SAY
A FEW WORDS.
2154
01:27:02,233 --> 01:27:04,167
Miller: STOP THE SHOW!
2155
01:27:04,200 --> 01:27:06,667
HE'S A FAKE! HE'S A PHONY!
2156
01:27:06,700 --> 01:27:08,333
HE'S A CHARLATAN!
2157
01:27:08,367 --> 01:27:09,667
GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!
2158
01:27:09,700 --> 01:27:10,700
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
2159
01:27:10,733 --> 01:27:12,000
LISTEN TO ME!
2160
01:27:12,033 --> 01:27:14,400
I'M A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON!
2161
01:27:14,433 --> 01:27:15,900
[WHISPERING]
Stretch. Stretch it out.
2162
01:27:15,933 --> 01:27:18,400
UH, ONE OF THE GOVERNOR'S
OPPONENTS.
2163
01:27:18,433 --> 01:27:20,400
THEY'LL STOOP TO ANYTHING
TO TRY AND STOP HIM.
2164
01:27:20,433 --> 01:27:22,500
LIKE CALLING HIM
A PHONY, A FAKE.
2165
01:27:22,533 --> 01:27:24,500
THEY EVEN CLAIM
HE DYES HIS HAIR.
2166
01:27:24,533 --> 01:27:27,000
LIES! I'VE TAKEN A SHOWER
WITH THE GOVERNOR,
2167
01:27:27,033 --> 01:27:28,900
AND BELIEVE ME, THAT'S
HIS NATURAL HAIR COLOR.
2168
01:27:28,933 --> 01:27:30,667
AND BY THE WAY,
GOVERNOR,
2169
01:27:30,700 --> 01:27:34,333
YOU'RE QUITE A GUY,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
2170
01:27:34,367 --> 01:27:36,500
WHY, HE COULD ENTER
A 3-LEGGED RACE BY HIMSELF.
2171
01:27:36,533 --> 01:27:40,167
WHY DO YOU THINK HIS WIFE
IS ALWAYS SMILING?
2172
01:27:40,933 --> 01:27:42,333
Wally: SO, FOLKS,
2173
01:27:42,367 --> 01:27:44,067
VOTE FOR GOVERNOR
FLOYD PRESTON.
2174
01:27:44,100 --> 01:27:45,400
THINK BIG.
2175
01:27:45,433 --> 01:27:46,400
MR. SPARKS.
2176
01:27:46,433 --> 01:27:48,333
THERE'S SOMETHING
VERY IMPORTANT--
2177
01:27:48,367 --> 01:27:50,167
HOLD THAT THOUGHT
FOR ONE MOMENT, OK?
2178
01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:52,067
'CAUSE RIGHT NOW
I'D LIKE TO BRING ON
2179
01:27:52,100 --> 01:27:53,500
A SPECIAL MYSTERY GUEST
2180
01:27:53,533 --> 01:27:56,500
WHO'S ABOUT TO BECOME
THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON
2181
01:27:56,533 --> 01:27:57,567
IN YOUR LIFE.
2182
01:27:57,600 --> 01:27:58,833
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
2183
01:27:58,867 --> 01:28:01,500
GOVERNOR PRESTON
WAS JUST ABOUT
TO ANNOUNCE
2184
01:28:01,533 --> 01:28:03,700
HE'S GOING
TO BACK OUT
OF THE ELECTION...
2185
01:28:03,733 --> 01:28:04,900
OH, NO.
2186
01:28:04,933 --> 01:28:06,333
BECAUSE
HE'S MIXED UP
2187
01:28:06,367 --> 01:28:09,067
IN A DISGUSTING
SEX SCANDAL.
2188
01:28:09,100 --> 01:28:10,233
OH.
2189
01:28:10,267 --> 01:28:11,233
OH.
[GASPS]
2190
01:28:11,267 --> 01:28:12,333
AND HERE SHE IS
2191
01:28:12,367 --> 01:28:14,033
TO TELL HER SIDE OF
THE STORY.
2192
01:28:14,067 --> 01:28:17,867
THE WOMAN IN QUESTION--
LOLA LARUE!
2193
01:28:17,900 --> 01:28:22,000
[JAZZY MUSIC PLAYS]
2194
01:28:25,533 --> 01:28:26,500
ALL RIGHT, LOLA.
2195
01:28:26,533 --> 01:28:28,733
NOW YOU GO AHEAD
AND TELL OUR VIEWERS
2196
01:28:28,767 --> 01:28:30,500
THE SAME INCREDIBLE STORY
YOU TOLD ME.
2197
01:28:30,533 --> 01:28:33,867
WELL, I FIRST MET
GOVERNOR PRESTON
2198
01:28:33,900 --> 01:28:36,500
IN SAVANNAH
AT A CAMPAIGN RALLY.
2199
01:28:36,533 --> 01:28:38,000
AND THAT NIGHT,
2200
01:28:38,033 --> 01:28:40,667
HE GOT ME DRUNK AND
SEXUALLY MOLESTED ME
2201
01:28:40,700 --> 01:28:42,400
AT THE FUZZY PEACH
MOTEL.
2202
01:28:42,433 --> 01:28:44,400
GOVERNOR, WHAT DID
I TELL YOU, HUH?
2203
01:28:44,433 --> 01:28:45,567
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
2204
01:28:45,600 --> 01:28:47,000
THAT'S A LIE!
2205
01:28:47,033 --> 01:28:49,333
EMILY, I'VE NEVER SEEN
THIS WOMAN BEFORE
2206
01:28:49,367 --> 01:28:50,533
IN MY LIFE.
2207
01:28:50,567 --> 01:28:51,700
SHE'S BLACKMAILING ME!
2208
01:28:51,733 --> 01:28:53,200
Governor:
BABY DOLL, WAIT!
Priscilla: DADDY.
2209
01:28:53,233 --> 01:28:54,733
IF YOU HAD SEX
WITH THE GOVERNOR,
2210
01:28:54,767 --> 01:28:56,367
YOU SAW HIM NAKED,
RIGHT?
2211
01:28:56,400 --> 01:28:57,367
TOTALLY.
2212
01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:58,900
COMPLETELY.
2213
01:28:58,933 --> 01:29:00,333
BUCK.
2214
01:29:00,367 --> 01:29:02,067
Wally:
WELL, TELL ME THIS--
2215
01:29:02,100 --> 01:29:05,833
DOES THE GOVERNOR HAVE
ANY DISTINGUISHING MARKS
ON HIS BODY?
2216
01:29:05,867 --> 01:29:07,000
A BIRTHMARK
2217
01:29:07,033 --> 01:29:08,500
SHAPED LIKE
THE STATE OF FLORIDA
2218
01:29:08,533 --> 01:29:10,500
ON HIS LEFT
BUTT CHEEK.
2219
01:29:10,533 --> 01:29:13,233
HO HO, REALLY?
HA HA HA HA.
2220
01:29:16,200 --> 01:29:18,533
OK, LUCKY GUESS.
2221
01:29:18,567 --> 01:29:20,833
SHOW 'EM.
2222
01:29:20,867 --> 01:29:22,500
GO ON, GOVERNOR.
2223
01:29:22,533 --> 01:29:23,867
SHOW 'EM.
2224
01:29:23,900 --> 01:29:25,033
[MUTTERING]
2225
01:29:25,067 --> 01:29:26,500
[WHISPERING]
Cut. We're going
to commercial.
2226
01:29:26,533 --> 01:29:27,833
YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
2227
01:29:27,867 --> 01:29:28,833
STAY TUNED, FOLKS...
2228
01:29:28,867 --> 01:29:30,367
YOU'RE STUPID!
2229
01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:32,367
THAT DOES IT!
2230
01:29:32,400 --> 01:29:34,167
Director:
AND WE'RE CLEAR.
2231
01:29:34,200 --> 01:29:35,833
CROWD, SETTLE,
SETTLE, SETTLE.
2232
01:29:35,867 --> 01:29:36,833
COME ON.
2233
01:29:36,867 --> 01:29:37,833
Floor Manager:
MAKEUP!
2234
01:29:37,867 --> 01:29:39,167
Director:
ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
2235
01:29:39,200 --> 01:29:41,067
WE NEED THE MAKEUP MAN
TO GET RID OF THE SHINE.
2236
01:29:41,100 --> 01:29:43,333
Governor: I CAN OVERLOOK
TAKING OVER THE BEDROOM
2237
01:29:43,367 --> 01:29:45,500
AND THIS CAMERA CREW
AND THE DOG FOOD!
2238
01:29:45,533 --> 01:29:47,500
BUT HOW COULD YOU
DO THIS TO ME?!
2239
01:29:47,533 --> 01:29:49,333
I WAS JUST TRYING
TO HELP YOU.
2240
01:29:49,367 --> 01:29:51,500
HELP ME?
YOU'RE BURYING ME
OUT THERE!
2241
01:29:51,533 --> 01:29:52,667
AW, COME BACK ON.
2242
01:29:52,700 --> 01:29:54,500
I PROMISE
I'LL FIX EVERYTHING.
2243
01:29:54,533 --> 01:29:56,333
EXCUSE ME, WALLY,
90 SECONDS AND
WE'RE BACK ON THE AIR.
2244
01:29:56,367 --> 01:29:58,367
NO. NO WAY I'M GOING
BACK OUT THERE.
2245
01:29:58,400 --> 01:30:00,033
YOU GOT TO COME BACK ON.
2246
01:30:00,067 --> 01:30:02,500
IF YOU DON'T,
YOU'LL LOOK WORSE
THAN YOU LOOK NOW.
2247
01:30:02,533 --> 01:30:03,833
HARVEY, HELP ME,
HELP ME.
2248
01:30:03,867 --> 01:30:05,167
WHAT SHALL I DO?
2249
01:30:05,200 --> 01:30:07,333
WELL, I THINK
YOU SHOULD--
2250
01:30:07,367 --> 01:30:09,200
I DON'T KNOW.
2251
01:30:09,233 --> 01:30:10,833
[CRYING]
2252
01:30:10,867 --> 01:30:12,333
WE'LL MISS--
2253
01:30:12,367 --> 01:30:14,400
FLOYD, ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT?
2254
01:30:15,400 --> 01:30:16,833
I'M RUINED.
2255
01:30:16,867 --> 01:30:18,833
EMILY THINKS
I BETRAYED HER.
2256
01:30:18,867 --> 01:30:20,500
IT'S ALL
SPARKS' FAULT.
2257
01:30:20,533 --> 01:30:21,833
GOVERNOR, YOU GOT
TO LISTEN TO ME.
2258
01:30:21,867 --> 01:30:23,000
TRUST ME, WILL YOU?
2259
01:30:23,033 --> 01:30:24,000
TRUST YOU?
2260
01:30:24,033 --> 01:30:25,500
TRUST YOU?! I--
2261
01:30:25,533 --> 01:30:27,833
NOW, NOW,
DON'T WORRY, FLOYD.
2262
01:30:27,867 --> 01:30:30,733
I'LL SEE THAT
HE HANGS FOR THIS.
2263
01:30:30,767 --> 01:30:33,833
OK, 60 SECONDS.
IT'S NOW OR NEVER.
2264
01:30:33,867 --> 01:30:35,500
ALL RIGHT,
GOVERNOR,
2265
01:30:35,533 --> 01:30:37,833
WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE?
2266
01:30:37,867 --> 01:30:40,333
LEAVE ME ALONE.
2267
01:30:56,700 --> 01:30:58,167
I'M DONE.
2268
01:30:58,200 --> 01:31:00,167
LET'S GO. COME ON.
2269
01:31:15,267 --> 01:31:16,867
DAD?
2270
01:31:32,367 --> 01:31:36,400
DADDY...THIS IS
ALL MY FAULT.
2271
01:31:37,367 --> 01:31:40,700
SON, YOU DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING.
2272
01:31:40,733 --> 01:31:42,367
YES, I DID.
2273
01:31:44,933 --> 01:31:47,567
I SENT THE INVITATION
TO WALLY.
2274
01:31:51,367 --> 01:31:53,167
I DID IT...
2275
01:31:53,200 --> 01:31:57,333
BECAUSE I WANTED
TO GET EVEN WITH YOU.
2276
01:31:57,367 --> 01:31:59,900
I WANTED YOU TO STOP
BEING THE GOVERNOR
2277
01:31:59,933 --> 01:32:04,200
AND JUST GO BACK
TO BEING MY DAD
LIKE YOU USED TO.
2278
01:32:09,733 --> 01:32:11,000
ROBERT...
2279
01:32:12,533 --> 01:32:14,900
I'M NOT GONNA CALL
YOU ROBBY ANYMORE,
2280
01:32:14,933 --> 01:32:17,400
'CAUSE THAT'S
A LITTLE BOY'S NAME.
2281
01:32:17,433 --> 01:32:19,500
YOU'RE
A YOUNG MAN NOW.
2282
01:32:19,533 --> 01:32:24,000
IT TOOK A LOT
OF COURAGE TO JUST
WAY WHAT YOU DID.
2283
01:32:24,033 --> 01:32:26,667
I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING.
2284
01:32:28,433 --> 01:32:31,333
BEING YOUR DADDY'S
THE BEST JOB
I EVER HAD.
2285
01:32:31,367 --> 01:32:34,167
AND THANK YOU
FOR REMINDING ME...
2286
01:32:34,200 --> 01:32:38,067
IT'S ALSO THE MOST
IMPORTANT ONE.
2287
01:32:42,433 --> 01:32:43,667
DADDY...
2288
01:32:49,267 --> 01:32:53,000
FOLKS, THE FIRST HALF
OF THE SHOW HAS BEEN
PRETTY AMAZING,
2289
01:32:53,033 --> 01:32:56,400
AND THE SECOND HALF
IS NO DIFFERENT.
2290
01:32:56,433 --> 01:32:58,667
AND I'M GONNA START
THE SECOND HALF...
2291
01:32:59,600 --> 01:33:01,333
BY TELLING YOU...
2292
01:33:04,033 --> 01:33:06,000
I CAN WALK.
2293
01:33:06,033 --> 01:33:08,367
I'VE BEEN FAKING IT...
2294
01:33:08,400 --> 01:33:10,567
PRETENDING I WAS HURT...
2295
01:33:10,600 --> 01:33:13,867
FOR MY OWN
SELFISH REASONS.
2296
01:33:15,200 --> 01:33:18,000
YOU KNOW, THIS MAY BE
MY LAST SHOW.
2297
01:33:18,033 --> 01:33:21,333
A LOT OF PEOPLE
THINK I SHOULDN'T
BE ON TV ANYMORE.
2298
01:33:21,367 --> 01:33:22,667
MAYBE THEY'RE RIGHT.
2299
01:33:22,700 --> 01:33:26,500
I'M ONLY SORRY FOR ALL
THE PAIN AND SUFFERING
I CAUSED THE GOVERNOR,
2300
01:33:26,533 --> 01:33:29,667
AND HOW I HURT
THIS SWEET, INNOCENT GIRL.
2301
01:33:29,700 --> 01:33:31,867
LOOK AT THAT
VIRGIN SMILE.
2302
01:33:31,900 --> 01:33:33,867
A BABE LOST
IN THE WOODS.
2303
01:33:33,900 --> 01:33:36,500
AND YOU WANTED
TO BE AN ACTRESS,
DIDN'T YOU?
2304
01:33:36,533 --> 01:33:38,333
THAT'S RIGHT.
DISNEY MOVIES.
2305
01:33:38,367 --> 01:33:41,500
OH, I'M SURE YOU'D
BE RIGHT AT HOME
WITH PINOCCHIO.
2306
01:33:41,533 --> 01:33:42,500
[SLIDE WHISTLE]
2307
01:33:42,533 --> 01:33:44,067
WELL, TONIGHT,
YOU'RE IN LUCK,
HONEY.
2308
01:33:44,100 --> 01:33:46,500
IT SO HAPPENS
WE HAVE A CLIP OF
YOUR ACTING DEBUT.
2309
01:33:46,533 --> 01:33:47,533
ROLL IT, SANDY.
2310
01:33:47,567 --> 01:33:48,533
GO.
2311
01:33:48,567 --> 01:33:50,500
G-AAH! OHH...
2312
01:33:50,533 --> 01:33:54,333
HO! WHERE'D YOU
STUDY ACTING, HONEY,
DOWN UNDER?
2313
01:33:54,367 --> 01:33:57,233
SHE GIVES
A NEW MEANING
TO METHOD ACTING.
2314
01:34:00,400 --> 01:34:01,833
HEY, WITH THIS ROLE,
2315
01:34:01,867 --> 01:34:04,333
YOUR ACTING CAREER
REALLY GOT A HEAD START.
2316
01:34:04,367 --> 01:34:05,867
BUT WAIT, FOLKS,
THERE'S MORE.
2317
01:34:05,900 --> 01:34:08,500
TV: I NEVER HAD SEX
WITH THE GOVERNOR.
2318
01:34:08,533 --> 01:34:10,333
HE WAS SET UP.
2319
01:34:10,367 --> 01:34:12,500
THEY SLIPPED HIM
A MICKEY,
2320
01:34:12,533 --> 01:34:14,500
AND WHILE HE
WAS UNCONSCIOUS,
2321
01:34:14,533 --> 01:34:16,067
I TOOK OFF
MY CLOTHES,
2322
01:34:16,100 --> 01:34:19,200
AND I POSED FOR
THOSE PICTURES
WITH HIM.
2323
01:34:19,233 --> 01:34:21,333
WELL, THANKS
TO MY PRODUCER SANDY,
2324
01:34:21,367 --> 01:34:23,167
AND A HIDDEN VIDEO CAMERA,
2325
01:34:23,200 --> 01:34:26,367
WE HAPPENED TO GET
THIS LITTLE PERFORMANCE
ON TAPE.
2326
01:34:26,400 --> 01:34:29,000
BUT WAIT...
THERE'S EVEN MORE.
2327
01:34:31,200 --> 01:34:33,533
YOU SEE, JULIUS, WHAT
LOLA DOESN'T KNOW IS,
2328
01:34:33,567 --> 01:34:35,533
WE FOLLOWED HER
INTO THE WOODS,
2329
01:34:35,567 --> 01:34:37,333
WHERE SHE HAD
A RENDEZVOUS
2330
01:34:37,367 --> 01:34:40,567
WITH THE BIG BAD WOLF
HIMSELF!
2331
01:34:40,600 --> 01:34:43,167
[SWELLING MUSIC]
2332
01:34:46,533 --> 01:34:50,500
Wally: I GUESS
WHATEVER LOLA WANTS,
LOLA GETS.
2333
01:34:50,533 --> 01:34:52,533
JUDGE WILLIAMS!
2334
01:34:52,567 --> 01:34:54,000
RANDAL!
2335
01:34:54,033 --> 01:34:57,000
WOW! LOOKS LIKE
THE JUDGE IS BANGING
MORE THAN HIS GAVEL.
2336
01:34:57,033 --> 01:34:58,733
THIS IS ABSURD!
I DON'T KNOW
THIS TRAMP!
2337
01:34:58,767 --> 01:35:01,167
TRAMP?
SCREW YOU, RANDY!
2338
01:35:01,200 --> 01:35:03,200
I AIN'T TAKIN' THE RAP
FOR THIS ON MY OWN!
2339
01:35:03,233 --> 01:35:05,167
HE KNEW IF GOVERNOR PRESTON
GOT INTO THE SENATE,
2340
01:35:05,200 --> 01:35:07,333
HE'D PREVENT
THE DEVELOPMENT OF
THE CIVIL WAR THEME PARK.
2341
01:35:07,367 --> 01:35:09,067
SHE'S INSANE!
DON'T LISTEN
TO HER!
2342
01:35:09,100 --> 01:35:11,733
JUDGE HERE SUNK
ALL OF HIS MONEY INTO
THE SURROUNDING PROPERTY.
2343
01:35:11,767 --> 01:35:13,333
SAID IT WAS WORTH
A FORTUNE.
2344
01:35:13,367 --> 01:35:15,733
YOU SAID YOU WERE
GONNA SHARE IT WITH ME!
2345
01:35:15,767 --> 01:35:16,900
OH, GO AWAY, LOLA!
2346
01:35:16,933 --> 01:35:19,333
OOH! LOOKS LIKE SHE
MISJUDGED THE JUDGE!
2347
01:35:19,367 --> 01:35:21,667
I'M GONNA FIX
YOU, SPARKS!
2348
01:35:21,700 --> 01:35:23,500
CHARGE!
2349
01:35:23,533 --> 01:35:24,400
HEY, GET YOUR OWN!
2350
01:35:24,433 --> 01:35:26,200
JUST A SLICE.
2351
01:35:26,233 --> 01:35:27,667
Wally: EVERYBODY,
HEAD FOR THE HILLS!
2352
01:35:27,700 --> 01:35:29,400
OH! GET THE CAMERA!
2353
01:35:30,533 --> 01:35:32,333
WHAT'S WRONG?
2354
01:35:32,367 --> 01:35:33,833
HEY, GET OUT
OF THE WAY!
2355
01:35:33,867 --> 01:35:36,000
Williams:
PREPARE TO DIE.
2356
01:35:36,033 --> 01:35:37,500
KEEP MOVING, WALLY!
2357
01:35:37,533 --> 01:35:39,233
TIGHTER.
GET A 2-SHOT!
2358
01:35:39,267 --> 01:35:40,667
AAH! OOH! OOH!
2359
01:35:40,700 --> 01:35:43,500
DAD! WHOA!
2360
01:35:43,533 --> 01:35:44,833
EN GARDE!
2361
01:35:44,867 --> 01:35:47,067
WHOO!
2362
01:35:47,100 --> 01:35:49,000
AAH!
2363
01:35:50,900 --> 01:35:52,833
OH, COME ON!
PAN OUT!
2364
01:35:52,867 --> 01:35:54,700
JUDGE, CAN'T WE
TALK IT OVER?
2365
01:35:54,733 --> 01:35:57,033
WHOA! I SEE
YOUR POINT.
2366
01:35:57,067 --> 01:35:59,333
GET THE WHEELCHAIR!
PUT THE CAMERA IN IT!
GO ON.
2367
01:36:04,433 --> 01:36:06,333
FRESH-CUT FLOWERS!
OOH!
2368
01:36:12,433 --> 01:36:13,700
OHHH!
2369
01:36:17,400 --> 01:36:18,833
BUSYBODY!
2370
01:36:18,867 --> 01:36:20,500
KNOW-IT-ALL YANKEE!
2371
01:36:20,533 --> 01:36:22,167
TAKE IT EASY,
JUDGE!
2372
01:36:22,200 --> 01:36:24,333
LOOK OUT!
HE'S NUTS!
2373
01:36:30,367 --> 01:36:33,167
Preston: RANDAL, THAT
IS A PRICELESS ANTIQUE!
2374
01:36:33,200 --> 01:36:34,367
OH, MY GRACIOUS!
2375
01:36:34,400 --> 01:36:35,500
AAH!
AAH!
2376
01:36:37,233 --> 01:36:39,333
OW!
OOH!
2377
01:36:39,367 --> 01:36:40,567
OH!
AAH!
2378
01:36:43,033 --> 01:36:44,900
AHA!
2379
01:36:46,533 --> 01:36:48,000
ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT, SON?
2380
01:36:48,033 --> 01:36:49,667
Sandy: ALEC, GET
THE CAMERA UPSTAIRS!
2381
01:36:54,933 --> 01:36:56,400
HAA! HAA!
2382
01:36:56,433 --> 01:36:59,500
I HAD TUNA FISH
FOR LUNCH!
2383
01:36:59,533 --> 01:37:01,200
WATCH OUT!
2384
01:37:01,233 --> 01:37:03,367
SHE'S GOT A GUN!
2385
01:37:03,400 --> 01:37:06,333
STAY BACK!
I'M WARNING YOU!
2386
01:37:06,367 --> 01:37:08,000
ROBERT, CALL 911.
2387
01:37:08,033 --> 01:37:10,667
YOU! COME HERE!
2388
01:37:10,700 --> 01:37:12,067
OH, DEAR, YOU DON'T--
2389
01:37:12,100 --> 01:37:13,667
NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME!
2390
01:37:18,367 --> 01:37:21,200
HEY, SOMEBODY,
GET ME A LEI!
2391
01:37:21,233 --> 01:37:22,833
I KNOW I'M A KID.
I'M NOT JOKING!
2392
01:37:22,867 --> 01:37:23,833
I'M TAKING HER
WITH ME.
2393
01:37:23,867 --> 01:37:26,000
DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT IT.
2394
01:37:28,567 --> 01:37:29,567
HO! QUICK,
GET IN THERE!
2395
01:37:29,600 --> 01:37:30,567
GET A CLOSE-UP!
2396
01:37:30,600 --> 01:37:32,567
IT'S MY GUN!
2397
01:37:35,533 --> 01:37:38,000
OOH! HE GOT ME
RIGHT IN THE TOUCHé!
2398
01:37:38,867 --> 01:37:40,067
AAH!
2399
01:37:40,100 --> 01:37:41,500
LOOK!
2400
01:37:41,533 --> 01:37:43,067
TAKE THAT!
2401
01:37:43,100 --> 01:37:44,533
OH!
I GOT IT!
2402
01:37:50,900 --> 01:37:52,500
HA HA!
2403
01:37:53,533 --> 01:37:55,533
HO HO!
2404
01:37:55,567 --> 01:38:00,333
[GUNSHOTS]
2405
01:38:00,367 --> 01:38:02,033
HIT THE DECK!
2406
01:38:02,067 --> 01:38:03,833
JOEY!
2407
01:38:05,867 --> 01:38:07,333
OHH!
2408
01:38:07,367 --> 01:38:08,367
GET OFF ME!
2409
01:38:08,400 --> 01:38:10,400
WHOA--OHH!
2410
01:38:10,433 --> 01:38:11,400
HIYAAH!
2411
01:38:11,433 --> 01:38:14,833
I JUST GOT CIRCUMCISED
BY BENIHANA! OOH!
2412
01:38:18,433 --> 01:38:21,500
DON'T THINK
I WON'T USE THIS.
2413
01:38:21,533 --> 01:38:23,333
GET BACK,
OR I'LL BLOW
YOUR BRAINS OUT.
2414
01:38:23,367 --> 01:38:25,067
DON'T BE A HERO,
GOVERNOR!
2415
01:38:26,367 --> 01:38:28,733
Wally:
HEY! NO FAIR!
2416
01:38:28,767 --> 01:38:29,733
OH, NO!
2417
01:38:29,767 --> 01:38:31,067
HEH HEH HEH...
2418
01:38:31,100 --> 01:38:32,067
HA!
2419
01:38:32,100 --> 01:38:33,533
ADIOS, JUDGE.
2420
01:38:34,367 --> 01:38:38,667
AAAAH! GET ME
A BALL-BUSTER!
2421
01:38:41,367 --> 01:38:45,067
HEY, NOW, DON'T SAY
WE NEVER PLAYED CATCH,
ALL RIGHT?
2422
01:38:45,100 --> 01:38:47,333
HEY! EXCUSE ME!
I'VE GOT THE GUN.
2423
01:38:47,367 --> 01:38:50,000
I NEED SOME WHEELS.
2424
01:38:50,033 --> 01:38:52,067
GOVERNOR, GIVE ME
YOUR CAR KEYS, NOW!
2425
01:38:52,100 --> 01:38:53,867
CHAAAARGE!
2426
01:38:53,900 --> 01:38:56,733
AAAAAH!
2427
01:38:56,767 --> 01:38:58,867
HERE COMES
THE JUDGE!
2428
01:38:58,900 --> 01:39:00,500
HE GOT THE CHAIR!
2429
01:39:00,533 --> 01:39:02,833
HUH? HUH?
2430
01:39:02,867 --> 01:39:04,000
AAAAAAH!
2431
01:39:04,033 --> 01:39:06,367
AAAAAH!
2432
01:39:07,100 --> 01:39:08,533
CASE CLOSED.
2433
01:39:09,700 --> 01:39:10,667
THAT'S OUR SHOW, FOLKS.
2434
01:39:10,700 --> 01:39:12,500
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK
BACK IN NEW YORK.
2435
01:39:12,533 --> 01:39:14,500
AND REMEMBER,
IT'S LONELY AT THE TOP
2436
01:39:14,533 --> 01:39:16,500
WHEN THERE'S NO ONE
ON THE BOTTOM.
2437
01:39:16,533 --> 01:39:17,867
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, HUH?
2438
01:39:17,900 --> 01:39:19,500
DAD, ALL RIGHT!
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
2439
01:39:19,533 --> 01:39:21,000
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
GROW A BEARD.
2440
01:39:21,033 --> 01:39:22,533
YOU LOOKED PRETTY GOOD
THE OTHER NIGHT.
2441
01:39:22,567 --> 01:39:23,667
CAN I CUT IN?
2442
01:39:23,700 --> 01:39:26,167
OH! THIS SHOW
IS AN EMMY FOR SURE!
2443
01:39:26,200 --> 01:39:29,000
OH, THANKS TO YOU,
THE POLLS ARE GONNA
BE GREAT!
2444
01:39:29,033 --> 01:39:31,000
OH, I'M SO GLAD
TO HEAR THAT.
2445
01:39:31,033 --> 01:39:33,200
THEY REALLY ARE
A LOVELY PEOPLE.
2446
01:39:35,567 --> 01:39:37,167
I WAS RIGHT.
2447
01:39:37,200 --> 01:39:39,000
WALLY SPARKS IS A GENIUS.
2448
01:39:39,033 --> 01:39:41,333
MILLER'S RIGHT.
I'M A PROGRAMMING GENIUS.
2449
01:39:41,367 --> 01:39:42,333
GIVE ME MILLER.
2450
01:39:42,367 --> 01:39:44,367
HE'S NOT
IN HIS OFFICE, SIR,
2451
01:39:44,400 --> 01:39:46,000
AND HE HASN'T
BEEN THERE ALL WEEK.
2452
01:39:46,033 --> 01:39:47,200
WHERE THE HELL IS HE?
2453
01:39:47,233 --> 01:39:50,167
[MUFFLED CRIES]
2454
01:39:50,200 --> 01:39:51,833
[CHITTERING]
2455
01:39:56,400 --> 01:39:57,833
MMPHH!
2456
01:39:57,867 --> 01:40:00,333
[BOING!]
2457
01:40:00,367 --> 01:40:03,667
[PLEASURABLE MOANING]
2458
01:40:14,367 --> 01:40:16,333
[APPLAUSE]
2459
01:40:16,367 --> 01:40:17,733
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
2460
01:40:17,767 --> 01:40:20,367
I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST,
IF I MAY,
2461
01:40:20,400 --> 01:40:22,000
TO THE BRIDE AND GROOM.
2462
01:40:22,033 --> 01:40:25,167
DEAN, PRISCILLA...
2463
01:40:25,200 --> 01:40:26,700
MAY YOUR LOVE
BE EVERLASTING.
2464
01:40:26,733 --> 01:40:28,500
HEAR, HEAR!
HEAR, HEAR!
2465
01:40:28,533 --> 01:40:32,367
AH, LOVE, IT MAKES
THE WORLD GO 'ROUND!
2466
01:40:32,400 --> 01:40:34,000
OH, YOU'RE WRONG, EMILY.
2467
01:40:34,033 --> 01:40:37,000
IT MAKES IT GO
UP AND DOWN.
2468
01:40:37,033 --> 01:40:38,533
HERE'S TO YOU,
GOVERNOR--
2469
01:40:38,567 --> 01:40:40,333
OR SHOULD I SAY
SENATOR?
2470
01:40:40,367 --> 01:40:42,167
YES, I THINK
YOU SHOULD.
2471
01:40:42,200 --> 01:40:45,333
AND I SHOULD SAY
THAT I OWE IT ALL
TO YOU, WALLY,
2472
01:40:45,367 --> 01:40:46,733
AND TO ROBERT.
2473
01:40:46,767 --> 01:40:49,167
WELL, TOO BAD
JUDGE WILLIAMS
ISN'T HERE.
2474
01:40:49,200 --> 01:40:51,900
HAH. YOU'LL
SEE HIM IN ABOUT
10 TO 20 YEARS.
2475
01:40:51,933 --> 01:40:53,333
I'M SURE WHEN
HE COMES OUT,
2476
01:40:53,367 --> 01:40:55,000
HE'LL FEEL LIKE
A NEW WOMAN.
2477
01:40:56,033 --> 01:40:58,733
HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE ALL GET NAKED
2478
01:40:58,767 --> 01:41:01,333
AND SEE WHO
THE BEST MAN IS?
2479
01:41:01,367 --> 01:41:04,533
HEY, I'M BETTING
ON YOU, GOVERNOR.
2480
01:41:04,567 --> 01:41:05,533
SENATOR.
2481
01:41:05,567 --> 01:41:07,333
[BAND PLAYS TANGO]
2482
01:41:07,367 --> 01:41:09,533
EMILY, BABY,
THEY'RE PLAYING OUR SONG!
2483
01:41:09,567 --> 01:41:11,167
OH, NO!
2484
01:41:29,700 --> 01:41:32,167
HOO-AH!
2485
01:41:33,533 --> 01:41:36,667
HO HO!
OOH, WALLY!
2486
01:41:36,700 --> 01:41:39,667
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
VIDMARK ENTERTAINMENT
2487
01:41:39,700 --> 01:41:42,667
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
2488
01:41:42,700 --> 01:41:45,900
PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS
PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
2489
01:42:28,567 --> 01:42:30,700
HEY, THANK YOU, EVERYBODY.
2490
01:42:30,733 --> 01:42:33,333
ON TODAY'S SHOW,
YOU'RE GONNA MEET A MAN
2491
01:42:33,367 --> 01:42:36,833
WHO HAS FALLEN IN LOVE...
WITH A SQUIRREL.
2492
01:42:39,933 --> 01:42:43,733
[GIGGLES]
2493
01:42:43,767 --> 01:42:46,000
WELL, THERE
YOU HAVE IT...
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01:42:46,033 --> 01:42:47,700
ALAN MILLER
AND...ACORN.
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01:42:47,733 --> 01:42:49,167
[CHITTERS]
YES!
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01:42:49,200 --> 01:42:50,667
PRETTY NICE COUPLE,
I'D SAY.
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01:42:50,700 --> 01:42:51,900
YES.
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COMMUNICATION BREAKUP]
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