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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,067 --> 00:00:50,100 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY VIDMARK ENTERTAINMENT 2 00:00:50,100 --> 00:01:00,167 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY VIDMARK ENTERTAINMENT 3 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:09,500 [STATIC] 4 00:01:09,533 --> 00:01:11,167 SENATOR BOB DOLE SAYS... 5 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:13,500 TRASH TV IS THE BEACHHEAD OF CONTROVERSY... 6 00:01:13,533 --> 00:01:15,533 INFINITY BACKS SHOCK JOCK HOWARD STERN... 7 00:01:15,567 --> 00:01:17,067 GET THIS GARBAGE OFF THE AIR... 8 00:01:17,100 --> 00:01:18,067 DECLINED TO COMMENT ON THE TV CENSORSHIP ISSUE... 9 00:01:18,100 --> 00:01:20,067 CONTINUES HIS ATTACK ON TV TALK SHOWS... 10 00:01:20,100 --> 00:01:21,700 HOWARD STERN... 11 00:01:21,733 --> 00:01:24,067 TAKE THE TRASH OUT OF TALK SHOWS... 12 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:27,400 DEMEANING, EXPLOITATIVE, PERVERTED, DIVISIVE... 13 00:01:32,367 --> 00:01:34,167 WHAT A GREAT AUDIENCE. WELCOME TO THE SHOW. 14 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,500 I HAVE A VERY UNUSUAL GUEST TODAY. 15 00:01:36,533 --> 00:01:38,567 COWBOY PHIL AND HIS PIG... 16 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:40,400 WILD, WEIRD, AND WACKY... 17 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:42,400 HE INSISTED THAT HE COME DRESSED IN DRAG. 18 00:01:42,433 --> 00:01:43,400 WHY? 19 00:01:43,433 --> 00:01:45,333 AS A WOMAN, I AM FIERCE! 20 00:01:45,367 --> 00:01:46,900 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! 21 00:01:46,933 --> 00:01:50,067 WE'RE DISCUSSING THE PROBLEM OF NUDITY ON TELEVISION. 22 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:51,500 THEY JUST GOT BACK FROM LAS VEGAS, 23 00:01:51,533 --> 00:01:53,067 AND THEY LOST THEIR SHIRT. 24 00:01:53,100 --> 00:01:55,400 THEY LOST THEIR SHIRT. MAKE THEM HAPPY. 25 00:01:55,433 --> 00:01:57,367 WHAT IS GOING ON? 26 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:58,367 OK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 27 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,000 THE TALK SHOW HOST YOU LOVE TO HATE... 28 00:02:00,033 --> 00:02:01,067 WALLY SPARKS! 29 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:04,833 MEET...WALLY...SPARKS! 30 00:02:04,867 --> 00:02:07,000 [CHEERING] 31 00:02:07,033 --> 00:02:09,333 [CHANTING] WALLY! WALLY! WALLY! 32 00:02:18,367 --> 00:02:20,833 HEY, WHAT A CROWD! WHAT A CROWD! 33 00:02:20,867 --> 00:02:22,500 I TELL YOU, I'M ALL RIGHT NOW, 34 00:02:22,533 --> 00:02:24,200 BUT THIS MORNING I WAS IN ROUGH SHAPE, YOU KNOW? 35 00:02:24,233 --> 00:02:26,500 YEAH, THIS MORNING I DID MY PUSHUPS IN THE NUDE. 36 00:02:26,533 --> 00:02:28,500 I DIDN'T SEE THE MOUSETRAP. 37 00:02:29,533 --> 00:02:31,400 TODAY I SAVED A GIRL FROM BEING ATTACKED. 38 00:02:31,433 --> 00:02:33,067 I CHANGED MY MIND. 39 00:02:33,100 --> 00:02:36,200 HONEY, IF YOU ARE JUST JOINING THIS SHOW, SIT DOWN! 40 00:02:36,233 --> 00:02:38,167 RIGHT NOW, FOLKS, WE'RE GOING TO START OUR SHOW 41 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,167 WITH A SEGMENT CALLED "IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE." 42 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:41,833 OR AS MY EX-WIFE USED TO SAY, 43 00:02:41,867 --> 00:02:44,000 "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S HARD." 44 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:48,333 WHAT THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE'S DOING OUT THERE? 45 00:02:48,367 --> 00:02:49,733 COME ON, GIRL, HOLD STILL. 46 00:02:49,767 --> 00:02:53,400 ONE MORE COMPLAINT FROM THE F.C.C., AND HE'S HISTORY. 47 00:02:53,433 --> 00:02:54,567 I MEAN, SHE WAS A WILD GIRL... 48 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:56,333 A VERY WILD GIRL! 49 00:02:56,367 --> 00:02:58,167 Audience: HOW WILD, WALLY? 50 00:02:58,200 --> 00:02:59,533 WHEN SHE MADE ME FRENCH TOAST, 51 00:02:59,567 --> 00:03:01,533 HER TONGUE GOT CAUGHT IN THE TOASTER! 52 00:03:01,567 --> 00:03:03,000 [LAUGHTER] 53 00:03:03,033 --> 00:03:04,400 I MEAN, A WILD GIRL! 54 00:03:04,433 --> 00:03:05,500 IN FACT, WHEN I MET HER, 55 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:08,667 SHE WAS DOING PUSHUPS IN HER CUCUMBER GARDEN. 56 00:03:08,700 --> 00:03:11,500 HEY, AT LEAST THIS ISN'T THE WALLY SPARKS SHOW, YOU KNOW? 57 00:03:11,533 --> 00:03:13,833 I'D LIKE TO HAVE ALL THE GIRLS WALLY TURNED DOWN. 58 00:03:13,867 --> 00:03:15,700 OH, YEAH? I'D LIKE TO HAVE ALL THE GIRLS YOU TURNED OVER. 59 00:03:15,733 --> 00:03:17,667 HA HA HA! OH! 60 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:21,233 OUR GUESTS TODAY ALL LIVE FAR BEYOND THE BORDERS OF NORMALCY. 61 00:03:21,267 --> 00:03:22,500 EVERYBODY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET... 62 00:03:22,533 --> 00:03:25,833 THE MAN WHO HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THE FAMILY DOG... 63 00:03:25,867 --> 00:03:27,333 HARRY KARP AND QUEENIE. 64 00:03:27,367 --> 00:03:29,333 NO WONDER ALL THE CRITICS ARE SAYING 65 00:03:29,367 --> 00:03:30,533 TALK SHOWS ARE GOING TO THE DOGS. 66 00:03:30,567 --> 00:03:31,867 HOW DID ALL THIS HAPPEN? 67 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:34,333 LAST WEEK HE BOUGHT HER THIS. 68 00:03:34,367 --> 00:03:37,833 A COLLAR WITH 14 1-CARAT DIAMONDS. 69 00:03:37,867 --> 00:03:39,333 IN ALL THE YEARS THAT WE WERE MARRIED, 70 00:03:39,367 --> 00:03:41,333 HE NEVER BOUGHT ME ANYTHING LIKE THAT! 71 00:03:41,367 --> 00:03:44,667 WELL, HONEY, MAYBE YOU'RE NOT DOING THE RIGHT TRICKS, YOU KNOW? 72 00:03:44,700 --> 00:03:47,167 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, SIT UP AND BEG? 73 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:50,533 WELL, IT'S BETTER THAN ROLLING OVER AND PLAYING DEAD 74 00:03:50,567 --> 00:03:52,533 FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS. 75 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:54,500 OH, YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE! 76 00:03:54,533 --> 00:03:56,567 AND HE'S SAYS YOU'RE BEING A DOG, TOO. 77 00:03:56,600 --> 00:04:00,333 HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THAT A RELATIONSHIP LIKE THIS WILL LAST? 78 00:04:00,367 --> 00:04:02,033 IN DOG YEARS? 79 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:04,500 CALMLY AND WITHOUT SWEARING... 80 00:04:04,533 --> 00:04:06,367 I HOPE THAT LITTLE BITCH GIVES YOU RABIES! 81 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:09,333 I TOLD YOU NEVER TO CALL HER THAT! 82 00:04:09,367 --> 00:04:10,700 PLEASE, FOLKS, SETTLE DOWN! 83 00:04:12,533 --> 00:04:13,833 AAH! 84 00:04:13,867 --> 00:04:14,833 PLEASE! 85 00:04:14,867 --> 00:04:15,833 EVERYBODY CALM DOWN! 86 00:04:15,867 --> 00:04:17,533 NO FIGHTING! 87 00:04:17,567 --> 00:04:18,533 [ARF] 88 00:04:18,567 --> 00:04:19,867 GET HER OFF ME! 89 00:04:19,900 --> 00:04:21,033 GET A DOG-CATCHER! 90 00:04:21,067 --> 00:04:22,033 GET THE SECURITY GUYS. 91 00:04:22,067 --> 00:04:23,367 [SHOUTING] 92 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:24,500 NOT ANOTHER FIGHT! 93 00:04:24,533 --> 00:04:26,900 HA HA HA! JEEZ, WALLY! 94 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,033 WALLY SPARKS? 95 00:04:28,067 --> 00:04:30,000 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK ABOUT WALLY SPARKS! 96 00:04:30,033 --> 00:04:32,067 WALLY SPARKS, WALLY SPARKS... 97 00:04:32,100 --> 00:04:34,667 WHAT DO I THINK ABOUT WALLY SPARKS? 98 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:37,333 WALLY SPARKS IS A PAIN IN THE ASS. 99 00:04:37,367 --> 00:04:38,833 WALLY SPARKS IS STILL ON TV? 100 00:04:38,867 --> 00:04:39,833 HE'S STILL ALIVE? 101 00:04:39,867 --> 00:04:41,333 I THOUGHT THOSE WERE JUST RERUNS. 102 00:04:41,367 --> 00:04:42,900 SISKEL AND EBERT CAUGHT MY SHOW. 103 00:04:42,933 --> 00:04:45,167 THEY GAVE ME ONE FINGER UP. 104 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,733 HE'S A HAS-BEEN! HE'S A NEVER-WAS! HE'S A WANNABE! 105 00:04:47,767 --> 00:04:49,400 HE DOESN'T BEHAVE PROPERLY. 106 00:04:49,433 --> 00:04:51,167 OBNOXIOUS, OVERBEARING IDIOT. 107 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,333 THE ONLY TROUBLE IS, I'M SITTING ON TOP OF THE WORLD, 108 00:04:53,367 --> 00:04:55,367 AND I GOT HEMORRHOIDS. 109 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:56,500 I LIKE HIM, THOUGH, ACTUALLY. 110 00:04:56,533 --> 00:04:57,867 I'VE SEEN HIM IN A BATHROBE, THOUGH. 111 00:04:57,900 --> 00:05:00,167 WALLY SPARKS IS AN IDIOT... 112 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,867 AND HE'S A LOUSY LAY, TOO. 113 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:04,667 I THINK MEN LIKE THAT SHOULD BE LOCKED UP. 114 00:05:05,867 --> 00:05:07,667 DON'T GO AWAY... WE'LL BE RIGHT... BACK. 115 00:05:07,700 --> 00:05:09,333 STAY TUNED... WHEN WE COME BACK... 116 00:05:09,367 --> 00:05:11,000 WE'RE GONNA TEACH YOU MARRIED MEN 117 00:05:11,033 --> 00:05:12,367 HOW TO LOOK AT ANOTHER WOMAN'S ASS 118 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,533 WITHOUT YOUR WIFE NOTICING IT, OK? 119 00:05:14,567 --> 00:05:15,900 WHEN WE COME BACK! 120 00:05:18,533 --> 00:05:20,667 [APPLAUSE] 121 00:05:23,367 --> 00:05:26,333 YOU KNOW, FOLKS, LATELY, WE'RE GETTING A LOT OF FLAK 122 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:29,333 FROM SOME OF OUR CONSERVATIVE AFFILIATES DOWN SOUTH, 123 00:05:29,367 --> 00:05:30,533 ESPECIALLY IN ATLANTA. 124 00:05:30,567 --> 00:05:32,867 IN FACT, GOVERNOR FLOYD PRESTON OF GEORGIA 125 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:36,200 RECENTLY SENT ME A LETTER TELLING ME WHAT HE THINKS OF THE SHOW. 126 00:05:36,233 --> 00:05:37,900 HERE'S THE LETTER. 127 00:05:37,933 --> 00:05:41,067 GOVERNOR PRESTON SAYS, "AS A DEVOTED FAMILY MAN," 128 00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:43,567 HE FEELS THAT THE WALLY SPARKS SHOW 129 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:46,067 "DEFIES CONVENTIONAL FAMILY MORALS." 130 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:47,533 HE SAYS I'M NOT DIGNIFIED 131 00:05:47,567 --> 00:05:50,367 AND "NOT SUITABLE FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION." 132 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:53,200 WELL, GOVERNOR PRESTON, LET ME TELL YOU THIS. 133 00:05:53,233 --> 00:05:55,667 I'VE BEEN CONSUMED BY THE PUBLIC MANY TIMES, 134 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:58,000 AND ONCE IN A WHILE, EVEN ENGULFED BY SOME. 135 00:05:58,033 --> 00:05:59,833 AND YOU TALK ABOUT FAMILY DIGNITY? 136 00:05:59,867 --> 00:06:02,167 WELL, GOVERNOR, I LOOKED UP YOUR FAMILY TREE, 137 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:04,333 AND 2 DOGS WERE USING IT. 138 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:09,733 I TELL YOU, GOVERNOR PRESTON'S FAMILY'S ALWAYS BEEN MIXED UP. 139 00:06:09,767 --> 00:06:12,167 WHY, IN THE CIVIL WAR, HIS GREAT-GRANDFATHER, 140 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:13,867 HE FOUGHT FOR THE WEST. 141 00:06:17,533 --> 00:06:19,067 I HATE THAT MAN. 142 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:21,700 NOW, GOVERNOR, DON'T YOU WORRY. 143 00:06:21,733 --> 00:06:25,200 I SERIOUSLY DOUBT IF ANY OF YOUR SUPPORTERS WATCH THAT TRASH, 144 00:06:25,233 --> 00:06:27,733 AND I'M QUITE SURE IT WILL NOT AFFECT THE VOTE. 145 00:06:27,767 --> 00:06:30,500 DAMN! HARVEY, I DIDN'T WRITE THAT LETTER TO GET VOTES. 146 00:06:30,533 --> 00:06:33,400 I WROTE IT BECAUSE AS A CONCERNED FATHER AND HUSBAND, 147 00:06:33,433 --> 00:06:37,333 I DO NOT WANT MY FAMILY OR MY STATE OR MY COUNTRY 148 00:06:37,367 --> 00:06:40,167 AFFECTED BY THAT MEDIA HOG WALLY SPARKS! 149 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,700 I--I UNDERSTAND THAT, SIR. 150 00:06:41,733 --> 00:06:42,833 [TELEPHONE RINGS] I'M SIMPLY SAYING-- 151 00:06:42,867 --> 00:06:45,233 HELL! IF I HAD MY WAY, THE MAN WOULD BE BANNED 152 00:06:45,267 --> 00:06:47,167 FROM THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE ALTOGETHER. 153 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:48,333 THIS IS THE GOVERNOR. 154 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:49,333 DADDY? 155 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:50,333 BABY DOLL! 156 00:06:50,367 --> 00:06:51,833 DADDY, I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW 157 00:06:51,867 --> 00:06:54,867 THAT EVEN THOUGH SOME OF THESE DEMENTED LOWERCLASSMEN 158 00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:56,867 THINK THIS WALLY SPARKS IS FUNNY, 159 00:06:56,900 --> 00:06:59,967 I FIND THE MAN A COMPLETE AND TOTAL ABOMINATION. 160 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,333 [CHUCKLES] SAYS SPARKS IS AN ABOMINATION. 161 00:07:02,367 --> 00:07:05,733 AND I'M PROUD THAT YOU SENT THAT LETTER TO THAT DREADFUL MAN. 162 00:07:05,767 --> 00:07:07,333 IF HE CAN EVEN READ. 163 00:07:07,367 --> 00:07:08,833 [CHUCKLES] YEAH. I DON'T KNOW. 164 00:07:08,867 --> 00:07:11,500 HONEY, I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW DISAPPOINTED WE ALL ARE 165 00:07:11,533 --> 00:07:13,500 THAT YOU CAN'T MAKE IT DOWN HERE FOR THE BIG BASH. 166 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:15,500 WELL, IF I'M EVER GOING TO FILL THAT GOVERNOR'S CHAIR 167 00:07:15,533 --> 00:07:18,067 WHEN YOU BECOME SENATOR, I'D BETTER FINISH MY THESIS. 168 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:21,667 BY GOD, DARLING, YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE A POLITICIAN ALREADY. 169 00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:23,233 I LOVE YOU, DADDY. 170 00:07:23,267 --> 00:07:24,333 YOU, TOO, BABY DOLL. 171 00:07:24,367 --> 00:07:26,200 YOU COME HOME AS SOON AS YOU CAN, NOW, YOU HEAR? 172 00:07:26,233 --> 00:07:27,500 BYE-BYE. 173 00:07:28,567 --> 00:07:32,033 SHE SAYS SHE'S NOT ENTIRELY SURE SPARKS CAN READ. 174 00:07:32,067 --> 00:07:34,167 HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 175 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,667 WHAT YOU GOT THERE? 176 00:07:35,700 --> 00:07:37,167 UM, WELL, SIR-- 177 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:40,667 FLOYD, HARVEY, I THOUGHT YOU GENTLEMEN MIGHT LIKE SOME TEA. 178 00:07:40,700 --> 00:07:42,400 THERE YOU GO. OH, THANK YOU, EMILY. 179 00:07:42,433 --> 00:07:43,500 NOW, SHALL I POUR? 180 00:07:43,533 --> 00:07:45,200 NO, THANK YOU, DEAR. THAT WOULD BE LOVELY. 181 00:07:45,233 --> 00:07:46,833 NO, THANK YOU, MRS. PRESTON. 182 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:47,833 OH, WELL, ALL RIGHT, THEN. 183 00:07:47,867 --> 00:07:49,400 NOW, GOVERNOR, 184 00:07:49,433 --> 00:07:51,567 I'M AFRAID THE POLLS ARE VERY BAD. 185 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,333 OH, ISN'T THAT A SHAME? 186 00:07:53,367 --> 00:07:55,667 AND THEY'RE SUCH LOVELY PEOPLE. 187 00:07:57,367 --> 00:07:59,033 I FORGOT THE SPOONS. 188 00:07:59,067 --> 00:08:01,000 I'M GOING TO RUN IN THE KITCHEN AND GET THEM. 189 00:08:01,033 --> 00:08:02,500 NO, DEAR, WE'LL BE FINE. 190 00:08:02,533 --> 00:08:03,900 OH, BUT, DARLING, HOW WILL YOU STIR YOUR TEA? 191 00:08:03,933 --> 00:08:05,000 THANK YOU. 192 00:08:05,033 --> 00:08:06,400 I'LL BE LEAVING NOW. 193 00:08:06,433 --> 00:08:08,233 ALL RIGHT, WELL, IF YOU GENTLEMEN NEED ANYTHING ELSE, NOW, 194 00:08:08,267 --> 00:08:09,333 YOU JUST FEEL FREE TO CALL. 195 00:08:09,367 --> 00:08:10,700 THANK YOU, EMILY. 196 00:08:10,733 --> 00:08:13,200 ACTUALLY, UH, WE'D RATHER NOT BE DISTURBED. 197 00:08:14,533 --> 00:08:16,067 OH, YES, OF COURSE. 198 00:08:16,100 --> 00:08:18,033 AS YOU WISH, FLOYD. AS YOU WISH. 199 00:08:18,067 --> 00:08:19,567 [DOORS CLOSE] 200 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,833 SHE'S QUITE A WOMAN, SIR. 201 00:08:25,367 --> 00:08:27,500 IN YOUR NEXT CAMPAIGN SPOT, 202 00:08:27,533 --> 00:08:30,167 WE WANT TO PORTRAY THE PRESTONS 203 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:34,567 AS YOUR TYPICAL NORMAL AMERICAN FAMILY. 204 00:08:39,033 --> 00:08:40,333 NOW, THE QUESTION IS, 205 00:08:40,367 --> 00:08:42,900 CAN I EAT THIS BANANA AND STILL BE A GENTLEMAN? 206 00:08:42,933 --> 00:08:44,233 WHAT DO YOU THINK, HUH? 207 00:08:44,267 --> 00:08:45,867 I SAY GO FOR IT, WALLY! I SAY GO FOR IT, WALLY! 208 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:46,867 GO! 209 00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:48,333 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 210 00:08:48,367 --> 00:08:49,867 YOU BOYS REALIZE WHAT TIME-- 211 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:52,833 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO WATCH THIS MORONIC SHOW? 212 00:08:52,867 --> 00:08:54,500 YOU DO THIS JUST TO GALL ME, DON'T YOU, BOYS? 213 00:08:54,533 --> 00:08:56,367 COME ON, DAD, IT'S ALMOST OVER, 214 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,333 AND WALLY'S TOTALLY AWESOME! 215 00:08:58,367 --> 00:09:00,200 AND TOTALLY UNSUITABLE FOR CHILDREN! 216 00:09:01,933 --> 00:09:03,900 DON'T--LEAVE THAT OFF, YOUNG MAN! 217 00:09:03,933 --> 00:09:06,500 LISTEN TO ME! 218 00:09:06,533 --> 00:09:08,500 TV: GO, WALLY! ROBBY--THAT'S IT! 219 00:09:09,367 --> 00:09:11,500 YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR ONE WEEK, 220 00:09:11,533 --> 00:09:13,900 AND YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT COMING TO MY PARTY SATURDAY NIGHT. 221 00:09:13,933 --> 00:09:16,333 [WALLY VOICE] OH, GOVERNOR, I'M CRUSHED. 222 00:09:22,867 --> 00:09:24,833 YOUR DAD'S PISSED. 223 00:09:24,867 --> 00:09:27,033 YEAH? 224 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:30,367 WAIT TILL HE SEES WHO I INVITED TO HIS STUPID PARTY. 225 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:33,033 HEY, I'M TALKING ABOUT A WILD GIRL HERE, KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 226 00:09:33,067 --> 00:09:35,033 All: HOW WILD, WALLY? 227 00:09:35,067 --> 00:09:36,333 I MEAN WILD! 228 00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:39,000 WHEN SHE LICKED THE STAMP, ELVIS STARTED SMILING. 229 00:09:39,033 --> 00:09:40,667 [LAUGHTER] 230 00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:42,033 WELL, THAT'S IT, FOLKS. 231 00:09:42,067 --> 00:09:44,400 I'LL SEE YOU MONDAY, WHEN OUR TOPIC WILL BE... 232 00:09:44,433 --> 00:09:46,500 "SEX AFTER 10 YEARS OF MARRIAGE... 233 00:09:46,533 --> 00:09:48,500 SHOULD THE WIFE KNOW ABOUT IT?" 234 00:09:48,533 --> 00:09:51,200 BUT JUST REMEMBER, FOLKS... 235 00:09:51,233 --> 00:09:53,333 EVERY MAN HAS HIS TALE OF WOE. 236 00:09:53,367 --> 00:09:56,500 UNFORTUNATELY, IN LIFE, THERE'S MORE WOE THAN TALE. 237 00:09:56,533 --> 00:09:59,167 [APPLAUSE] 238 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,200 AND...CLEAR. 239 00:10:03,233 --> 00:10:06,000 THAT WAS A GREAT SHOW. 240 00:10:06,033 --> 00:10:07,833 I GOT TO GO TALK TO WALLY. 241 00:10:07,867 --> 00:10:09,500 [SIGHS] 242 00:10:09,533 --> 00:10:11,200 DAD! 243 00:10:11,233 --> 00:10:13,500 DEAN! HEY, WHAT A SURPRISE! 244 00:10:13,533 --> 00:10:16,167 HEY, DID YOU SEE THE SHOW? PRETTY CRAZY, HUH? 245 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,833 CRAZY'S A GOOD WAY TO DESCRIBE IT. YEAH. 246 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,333 LISTEN, I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU, 247 00:10:19,367 --> 00:10:21,367 THE BAND'S PLAYING DOWN AT THE CELLAR DOOR IN THE VILLAGE THIS WEEKEND. 248 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,167 I'LL BE THERE. ARE YOU KIDDING? 249 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:24,867 WILD HORSES COULDN'T KEEP ME AWAY. 250 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:26,000 UNLESS THEY'RE AT THE TRACK. 251 00:10:26,033 --> 00:10:28,333 NO, I PROMISE YOU, I'LL BE THERE, OK? 252 00:10:28,367 --> 00:10:29,500 HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 253 00:10:29,533 --> 00:10:30,733 GREAT. GREAT. 254 00:10:30,767 --> 00:10:32,567 OUR MANAGER THINKS WE'RE READY FOR THE BIG-TIME. 255 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,667 BIG-TIME, HUH? HEY, WATCH OUT FOR MANAGERS. 256 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:36,000 I HAD A MANAGER ONCE. 257 00:10:36,033 --> 00:10:37,367 HE BOOKED ME SO FAR OUT IN THE WOODS, 258 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:40,500 MY ACT WAS REVIEWED IN FIELD AND STREAM. 259 00:10:40,533 --> 00:10:41,667 HEY, HAVE A BITE TO EAT. 260 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:43,333 COME ON, WE'LL HAVE A BITE TO EAT. 261 00:10:43,367 --> 00:10:46,333 OH, YOU KNOW, I GOT THIS--I GOT THIS APPOINTMENT. 262 00:10:46,367 --> 00:10:48,867 APPOINTMENT? AT THIS HOUR, HUH? 263 00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:50,367 DO ME A FAVOR, WILL YOU? 264 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,667 WHEN YOU GET TO THE GOOD PARTS, THINK OF ME, OK? 265 00:10:52,700 --> 00:10:53,667 HERE, YOU NEED SOME BREAD? 266 00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:55,500 YOU'RE SURE? OH, NO, I'M OK. 267 00:10:55,533 --> 00:10:58,733 DAD, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SUPPORT THE WHOLE WORLD, OK? 268 00:11:00,433 --> 00:11:01,900 SEE YOU THIS WEEKEND. 269 00:11:01,933 --> 00:11:03,333 WALLY, MILLER'S ON THE WARPATH AGAIN. 270 00:11:03,367 --> 00:11:05,067 WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE. 271 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:07,500 SANDY, DO YOU THINK MY KID LIKES ME? 272 00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:09,000 DEAN? OF COURSE. WHY? 273 00:11:09,033 --> 00:11:10,567 I DON'T KNOW. SOMETIMES I GET THE FEELING 274 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,233 HE DON'T RESPECT WHAT I DO. 275 00:11:12,267 --> 00:11:13,333 OH, COME ON. WHAT'S NOT TO RESPECT? 276 00:11:13,367 --> 00:11:15,333 I MEAN, HOW MANY KIDS CAN SAY THEIR FATHER 277 00:11:15,367 --> 00:11:17,333 CAN EAT A BANANA BETWEEN A WOMAN'S BREASTS, HUH? 278 00:11:17,367 --> 00:11:19,200 HUH. YOU GOT A POINT THERE. 279 00:11:19,233 --> 00:11:21,067 IN FACT, YOU GOT 2 POINTS THERE. 280 00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:22,500 COME ON. 281 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,200 WALLY, THIS SPECIAL DELIVERY CAME FOR YOU TODAY. 282 00:11:26,233 --> 00:11:27,367 YEAH. YEAH? 283 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:28,567 WELL, WHAT'S THIS, 284 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,867 ANOTHER HATE LETTER FROM THAT GOVERNOR IN GEORGIA? 285 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:33,000 NO, NO, NO. IT'S AN INVITATION TO THE CAMPAIGN BALL. 286 00:11:33,033 --> 00:11:34,733 HA! LOOK AT THAT. IT'S 1,000 BUCKS A HEAD. 287 00:11:34,767 --> 00:11:37,667 GO TO ATLANTA TO SEE A BUNCH OF STIFFS? NO, THANKS. 288 00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:40,567 THE ONLY STIFF I WANT TO SEE IS WHEN I'M NAKED. 289 00:11:42,433 --> 00:11:44,333 WELL, MR. DEGENERATE. 290 00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:46,733 I SEE YOU MANAGED TO PUT ON ANOTHER FIASCO TONIGHT. 291 00:11:46,767 --> 00:11:48,000 YOU KNOW, MILLER, 292 00:11:48,033 --> 00:11:51,367 YOU'RE THE ONLY WHITE GUY I KNOW WITH A BROWN NOSE. 293 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,833 VERY GOOD. LAUGH IT UP, FUNNY MAN, 294 00:11:53,867 --> 00:11:56,000 BUT YOU LOST ANOTHER SPONSOR TONIGHT, 295 00:11:56,033 --> 00:11:58,733 AND MR. SPENCER JUST DOWNED A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF PROZAC. 296 00:11:58,767 --> 00:12:01,200 HE WANTS TO SEE YOU IN HIS OFFICE. 297 00:12:01,233 --> 00:12:02,367 NOW. 298 00:12:08,533 --> 00:12:09,667 HELLO, WALLY. 299 00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:11,333 GOOD TO SEE YOU. 300 00:12:11,367 --> 00:12:12,733 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? 301 00:12:12,767 --> 00:12:15,200 YEAH. A HEALTHY GIRL LAYING ON HER BACK. 302 00:12:15,233 --> 00:12:18,167 [CHUCKLES] CLOSE. 303 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:22,000 NO, IT'S A HISTORY OF YOUR AD REVENUE REPORT. 304 00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:24,500 NOTICE THERE'S A LOT OF PEAKS AND VALLEYS. 305 00:12:24,533 --> 00:12:26,500 A LOT MORE VALLEYS THAN PEAKS 306 00:12:26,533 --> 00:12:31,200 BECAUSE YOUR SHOW HAS EVOLVED INTO A PARADE OF FREAKS, 307 00:12:31,233 --> 00:12:33,900 A CARNIVAL FOR THE UNFORTUNATE, 308 00:12:33,933 --> 00:12:36,833 A TITS-AND-ASS BURLESQUE SHOW. 309 00:12:36,867 --> 00:12:39,200 Wally: OH, BUT THE FANS LOVE IT! 310 00:12:39,233 --> 00:12:40,200 YEAH? 311 00:12:40,233 --> 00:12:41,667 WELL, THE SPONSORS HATE IT. 312 00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:42,833 THEY HATE IT. 313 00:12:42,867 --> 00:12:44,667 WHAT, IS THERE AN ECHO HERE? 314 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,700 WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE, WALLY, 315 00:12:49,733 --> 00:12:51,333 MANY TIMES. 316 00:12:51,367 --> 00:12:53,367 IT'S MY JOB TO KEEP THE SPONSORS HAPPY, 317 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:56,200 AND THEY'RE NOT HAPPY, SO... 318 00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,500 YOUR SHOW IS COMING TO AN END. 319 00:12:58,533 --> 00:12:59,500 WHAT?! 320 00:12:59,533 --> 00:13:00,500 YOU'RE GOING TO CANCEL US? 321 00:13:00,533 --> 00:13:02,067 OH, COME ON, WE CAN WORK IT OUT. 322 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:04,067 NOT THIS TIME, WALLY. 323 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:05,367 I'M SORRY. 324 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,500 WAIT A SECOND! WAIT A SECOND! 325 00:13:06,533 --> 00:13:08,867 EXCUSE ME, MR. SPENCER, 326 00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:11,500 THIS IS BULLSHIT! 327 00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:14,033 AND WE ALL KNOW THAT IF IT WASN'T FOR WALLY SPARKS, 328 00:13:14,067 --> 00:13:15,367 NONE OF US WOULD BE HERE RIGHT NOW. 329 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,067 I MEAN, THE MAN'S A FRIGGIN' PIONEER. 330 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,833 HE INVENTED TABLOID TALK FORMAT 331 00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,400 AND MADE THIS NETWORK WHAT IT IS TODAY. 332 00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:22,833 I DID THAT? 333 00:13:22,867 --> 00:13:25,333 HOW DARE YOU TALK TO MR. SPENCER THAT WAY! 334 00:13:25,367 --> 00:13:28,333 MR. SPENCER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS NETWORK'S SUCCESS, 335 00:13:28,367 --> 00:13:30,233 AND NO ONE ELSE. 336 00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:32,167 WHY, HE IS A PROGRAMMING GENIUS. 337 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,533 LOOK... SHUT UP. 338 00:13:33,567 --> 00:13:36,067 NEXT WEEK ARE RATINGS SWEEPS. 339 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:38,067 LET US BOOK SOME REAL BIG NAMES ON THE SHOW 340 00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:39,733 AND CHANGE THE SHOW'S FORMAT. 341 00:13:39,767 --> 00:13:42,367 I'M AFRAID IT'S TOO LATE. IT'S BEYOND REPAIR. 342 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,000 TOTALLY BEYOND REPAIR. 343 00:13:44,033 --> 00:13:46,000 MILLER... 344 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:47,033 YES, SIR? 345 00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:48,833 I WANT YOU TO GO OVER THERE IN THE CORNER, 346 00:13:48,867 --> 00:13:50,500 FACE THE WALL, AND COUNT TO 100. 347 00:13:50,533 --> 00:13:51,500 BUT, SIR-- 348 00:13:51,533 --> 00:13:52,500 MAKE IT 200. 349 00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:53,500 YES, SIR. 350 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,500 OK. 351 00:13:55,533 --> 00:13:56,500 1 MISSISSIPPI... 352 00:13:56,533 --> 00:13:57,667 2 MISSISSIPPI... 353 00:13:57,700 --> 00:14:01,700 MR. SPENCER, YOU AND WALLY GO WAY BACK. 354 00:14:01,733 --> 00:14:03,400 YOU OWE HIM ONE. 355 00:14:08,867 --> 00:14:10,533 YOU'RE RIGHT. 356 00:14:10,567 --> 00:14:13,500 WE DO GO BACK A LONG WAY. 357 00:14:13,533 --> 00:14:15,167 A LONG WAY. 358 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,333 ALL RIGHT, WALLY, I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER WEEK, 359 00:14:17,367 --> 00:14:19,000 BUT I WANT A TOTAL TRANSFORMATION. 360 00:14:19,033 --> 00:14:20,367 OH, YOU GOT IT! 361 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:23,667 THANKS, SPENCE. I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT YOU. 362 00:14:24,867 --> 00:14:26,167 THANK YOU, MR. SPENCER. 363 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,167 YEAH. 364 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,333 SIR! 365 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,567 YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS ABOUT GIVING HIM ANOTHER CHANCE. 366 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,500 SPARKS IS AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE NETWORK. 367 00:14:32,533 --> 00:14:35,333 I WANT TO GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT OF GOING OUT WITH A FIGHT. 368 00:14:35,367 --> 00:14:36,400 BUT, SIR, I REALLY DON'T THINK-- 369 00:14:36,433 --> 00:14:38,700 NO, YOU DON'T, MILLER. EVERYONE SAYS THAT ABOUT YOU. 370 00:14:38,733 --> 00:14:41,900 YOU KNOW, THAT GIRL WAS RIGHT ABOUT WALLACE SPARKS. 371 00:14:41,933 --> 00:14:44,233 WE GO BACK A LONG WAY. 372 00:14:44,267 --> 00:14:48,867 I MEAN, THERE'S A CODE OF ETHICS AMONG OLD FRIENDS IN THE BROADCASTING BUSINESS 373 00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:50,667 THAT YOU YOUNG PUNKS WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. 374 00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:52,733 IT'S ABOUT LOYALTY AND RESPECT. 375 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:55,333 OK, FINE. FINE. WHAT IF HE FAILS? 376 00:14:55,367 --> 00:14:56,567 HE'S OUT ON HIS ASS. 377 00:14:57,533 --> 00:14:59,333 "MR. DEGENERATE." 378 00:14:59,367 --> 00:15:02,667 HUH. "TOTALLY BEYOND REPAIR." 379 00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:05,500 HEY, I GOT A BOOTLEG TAPE OF THAT HOT NEW PORNO QUEEN 380 00:15:05,533 --> 00:15:07,367 I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT. 381 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,567 SHE'D MAKE A GREAT GUEST ON THE SHOW. 382 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,333 WHERE IS SHE? 383 00:15:18,367 --> 00:15:20,033 SHE'LL BE UP IN A MINUTE. 384 00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:21,867 MORE OF JOEY'S HOME MOVIES? 385 00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:23,667 I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A STAFF MEETING. 386 00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:25,400 IN A MINUTE. WE'RE BUSY HERE. 387 00:15:25,433 --> 00:15:28,333 ALL RIGHT, JOEY, BOOK HER ON THE SHOW. 388 00:15:28,367 --> 00:15:29,733 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN HER YET. 389 00:15:29,767 --> 00:15:30,900 HOW DO YOU KNOW IF SHE'S THE RIGHT GIRL? 390 00:15:30,933 --> 00:15:33,167 SHE'S THE RIGHT GIRL. 391 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,500 THAT IS IT! 392 00:15:35,533 --> 00:15:37,333 THIS IS OUR ASSES ON THE LINE. 393 00:15:37,367 --> 00:15:38,667 IF WE DON'T CLEAN UP OUR ACT, 394 00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:40,500 WE'RE ALL GOING TO LOSE OUR JOBS. HELLO? 395 00:15:40,533 --> 00:15:43,167 FROM NOW ON, NO MORE PORNO STARS, 396 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:46,700 AND NO MORE STUPID SHOWS WITH ALIEN LESBIAN ELVIS IMPERSONATORS. 397 00:15:46,733 --> 00:15:49,367 I THOUGHT THAT WAS ONE OF OUR BEST SHOWS! 398 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,900 WHEN, ROBBY, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GROW UP? 399 00:15:51,933 --> 00:15:56,167 WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I WENT TO SCHOOL, AND I HELD DOWN A JOB. 400 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,333 NO, I DIDN'T. AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY NINTENDO... 401 00:15:58,367 --> 00:16:02,033 AND YOU HAD TO WALK 5 MILES EVERY DAY WITHOUT ANY SHOES-- 402 00:16:02,067 --> 00:16:03,667 AND I RESPECTED MY ELDERS. BLAH BLAH BLAH. 403 00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:05,367 AND I RESPECTED MY ELDERS! 404 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,700 THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR DADDY PUT YOU IN THAT MILITARY SCHOOL. 405 00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:09,700 OUR FAMILY HAS ATTENDED THAT FINE INSTITUTION 406 00:16:09,733 --> 00:16:11,700 EVER SINCE OUR GREAT-GREAT- GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDADDY 407 00:16:11,733 --> 00:16:13,533 COLONEL BUFFORD PRESTON FOUNDED THAT SCHOOL! 408 00:16:13,567 --> 00:16:14,533 Harvey: WE'RE READY NOW. 409 00:16:14,567 --> 00:16:16,533 I'M NOT GOING TO THAT STUPID SCHOOL. 410 00:16:16,567 --> 00:16:17,533 MOM, TELL HIM! 411 00:16:17,567 --> 00:16:18,700 MOM, TELL HIM HE IS GOING. 412 00:16:18,733 --> 00:16:21,167 FLOYD, PERHAPS IF YOU SPENT SOME TIME WITH HIM, 413 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,700 I MEAN, HE NEEDS YOUR GUIDANCE. 414 00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:25,000 WHAT HE NEEDS, MY DEAR, IS WHAT MY DADDY USED TO GIVE ME, 415 00:16:25,033 --> 00:16:27,067 AND THAT IS A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED KICK IN THE ASPIDISTRA! 416 00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:28,067 Director: ACTION! 417 00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:29,167 WHAT? 418 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,667 HOW DO YOU DO? I'M GOVERNOR FLOYD PRESTON. 419 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,833 I'M HERE AT HOME WITH MY WONDERFUL FAMILY. 420 00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:36,700 I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY CHARMING WIFE EMILY. 421 00:16:36,733 --> 00:16:39,833 I'M SORRY THAT OUR DAUGHTER PRISCILLA CAN'T BE WITH US. 422 00:16:39,867 --> 00:16:41,333 SHE'S AWAY AT SCHOOL STUDYING HARD 423 00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:44,333 TO ONE DAY FOLLOW IN THE GREAT PRESTON FAMILY TRADITION. 424 00:16:44,367 --> 00:16:48,400 AND OVER HERE IS OUR FINE SON ROBBY. 425 00:16:48,433 --> 00:16:52,867 THE PRESTON NAME HAS ALWAYS STOOD FOR GOOD, WHOLESOME AMERICAN VALUES, 426 00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:54,167 SO, REMEMBER... 427 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:57,200 A VOTE FOR FLOYD PRESTON IS A VOTE FOR FAMILY. 428 00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:58,200 Director: CUT! 429 00:16:58,233 --> 00:17:00,167 OH! SMILE! OW! BEAUTIFUL. 430 00:17:02,367 --> 00:17:03,900 LOOK, YOU'D BETTER COME UP WITH SOMETHING QUICK, 431 00:17:03,933 --> 00:17:05,367 OR WE'RE GOING TO END UP LIKE THIS GUY. 432 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,367 HEY! 433 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,167 HEY, WALLY, I COULD USE A LITTLE CHANGE. 434 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,500 YEAH? WHY DON'T YOU TRY PARIS, HUH? 435 00:17:11,533 --> 00:17:14,367 HERE, TAKE THIS. GO AHEAD. 436 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,733 [WHISTLING] OVER HERE! 437 00:17:18,433 --> 00:17:19,733 SORRY, LADY. 438 00:17:19,767 --> 00:17:21,200 HEY, TAXI! 439 00:17:21,233 --> 00:17:23,200 HEY, YOU'RE WALLY SPARKS. I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN. 440 00:17:23,233 --> 00:17:24,500 HEY, HOW YOU DOING? 441 00:17:24,533 --> 00:17:26,033 UH, WE'RE IN A HURRY. TAKE US TO SOHO. 442 00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:27,067 YOU GOT IT, LADY. 443 00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:30,200 HEY, LOOK AT THAT! WALLY SPARKS! HEY, HEY! 444 00:17:35,733 --> 00:17:37,700 Driver: COME ON, LET'S GO HERE! WHAT IS THIS? 445 00:17:37,733 --> 00:17:39,500 AHH! 446 00:17:39,533 --> 00:17:41,200 HI, TONY. HEY, WALLY, MY NAME IS TONY. 447 00:17:41,233 --> 00:17:42,900 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE HERE. 448 00:17:42,933 --> 00:17:45,533 WAIT'LL I TELL THE GUYS I HAD YOU IN MY CAB. 449 00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:47,867 HEY, TONY, FIRST OF ALL, YOU NEVER HAD ME... 450 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,667 HA HA HA! YOU KILL ME! 451 00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:52,000 AND IF YOU DID HAVE ME, IT WOULDN'T BE IN A CAB. 452 00:17:52,033 --> 00:17:54,700 THIS GUY KILLS ME! HE KILLS ME! 453 00:17:54,733 --> 00:17:56,167 HEY, WALLY... 454 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,233 I WENT OUT WITH A GIRL LAST NIGHT, AND, BOY, WAS SHE UGLY. 455 00:17:59,267 --> 00:18:01,233 OH, GO AHEAD. HOW UGLY, HUH? 456 00:18:01,267 --> 00:18:03,000 SHE WENT TO THE PLASTIC SURGEON, 457 00:18:03,033 --> 00:18:04,667 HE ADDED A TAIL! 458 00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:06,367 HA HA HA! ALL RIGHT. 459 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,500 UH, TONY, DON'T LOSE YOUR HACK LICENSE, HUH? 460 00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:09,900 OH HO HO! 461 00:18:09,933 --> 00:18:12,700 WALLY, SPENCER SAYS HE WANTS A TOTAL TRANSFORMATION, OK? 462 00:18:12,733 --> 00:18:15,367 THAT MEANS WE GOT TO HAVE MORE NEWSWORTHY GUESTS. 463 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:18,000 NOW, TONIGHT IS GOVERNOR PRESTON'S CAMPAIGN BALL 464 00:18:18,033 --> 00:18:19,167 DOWN IN ATLANTA. 465 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,500 LISTEN TO WHAT HE WROTE YOU. 466 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:23,167 HE SAYS HERE HE'S SORRY ABOUT THE LETTER HE SENT YOU, 467 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,500 AND HE'S ACTUALLY A REALLY BIG FAN 468 00:18:25,533 --> 00:18:28,067 AND THINKS IT WOULD BE "AWESOME" TO MEET YOU IN PERSON. 469 00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:29,167 HE SAID "AWESOME"? 470 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,333 NO KIDDING. 471 00:18:30,367 --> 00:18:31,700 YEAH. MAYBE WE COULD GET HIM TO BE A GUEST ON THE SHOW. 472 00:18:31,733 --> 00:18:32,833 THINK OF IT-- 473 00:18:32,867 --> 00:18:34,733 "MORAL MAJORITY GOVERNOR MEETS WALLY SPARKS." 474 00:18:34,767 --> 00:18:36,333 OH, SANDY, COME DOWN TO EARTH, WILL YOU? 475 00:18:36,367 --> 00:18:38,000 THE GOVERNOR, HE'S NOT GOING TO DO MY SHOW. 476 00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,367 OH, COME ON, WHAT HAVE WE GOT TO LOSE? 477 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,500 YOU KNOW, LET'S GO DOWN THERE AND FIND OUT. 478 00:18:40,533 --> 00:18:42,733 YEAH, WALLY. WHY DON'T YOU GO DOWN AND FIND OUT? 479 00:18:42,767 --> 00:18:45,333 ABSOLUTELY. ABSOLUTELY. YOU THINK I SHOULD GO, HUH? 480 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,067 WHAT AM I ASKING HIM FOR, HUH? 481 00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:50,033 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ATLANTA. I DON'T WANT TO GO. 482 00:18:50,067 --> 00:18:52,033 OH, COME ON, WALLY, DON'T GO SOFT ON ME. 483 00:18:52,067 --> 00:18:55,000 OOH, I HATE WHEN A WOMAN SAYS THAT TO ME. 484 00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:57,400 OK, ATLANTA, HERE WE COME, ALL RIGHT? 485 00:18:57,433 --> 00:18:59,367 YOU GOT IT, WALLY! YOU TALKED ME INTO IT. 486 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,333 COME ON, WE'LL GET THERE FASTER IF WE WALK. 487 00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:02,900 THANKS A LOT FOR BEING IN MY CAB. 488 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:03,900 TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, HUH? 489 00:19:03,933 --> 00:19:05,033 SEE YOU LATER. 490 00:19:05,067 --> 00:19:07,167 GO GET 'EM, BABY! 491 00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:16,567 OOH! 492 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:17,567 HEY. 493 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,200 HEY, THIS IS SOME JOINT, HUH? 494 00:19:20,233 --> 00:19:21,367 YEAH. WE'RE IN THE SOUTH. 495 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,367 GOOD EVENING. 496 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,367 WALLY SPARKS AND GUEST. 497 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,833 SIR, ARE YOU AWARE THIS IS A BLACK-TIE AFFAIR? 498 00:19:26,867 --> 00:19:28,733 OH, INDUBITABLY. 499 00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:30,400 THIS WAY, PLEASE. 500 00:19:30,433 --> 00:19:32,000 ALL RIGHT, BUDDY. TAKE THAT, ALL RIGHT? 501 00:19:32,033 --> 00:19:33,533 AND GET ME SOME GREY POUPON, HUH? 502 00:19:33,567 --> 00:19:35,000 HERE, HOLD MY PURSE, WOULD YOU? 503 00:19:35,033 --> 00:19:36,333 YEAH. 504 00:19:44,567 --> 00:19:45,533 THANK YOU. 505 00:19:45,567 --> 00:19:46,833 CERTAINLY. 506 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,667 OH, A BIT OF THE BUBBLY. 507 00:20:04,533 --> 00:20:06,500 OK, SANDY, WHAT'S THE PLAN? 508 00:20:06,533 --> 00:20:09,233 FIRST, GIVE ME BACK MY PURSE. 509 00:20:09,267 --> 00:20:10,700 COME HERE. 510 00:20:10,733 --> 00:20:12,400 I SNUCK IN YOUR VIDEO CAMERA. 511 00:20:12,433 --> 00:20:14,333 LOOK, I CUT A HOLE IN MY PURSE. 512 00:20:14,367 --> 00:20:16,167 WE CAN SHOOT TAPE WITHOUT ANYBODY KNOWING. 513 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,400 YOU GO FIND THE GOVERNOR, WARM UP TO HIM, 514 00:20:18,433 --> 00:20:20,533 AND ASK HIM ABOUT APPEARING ON THE SHOW, OK? 515 00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:23,167 WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF JUICY STUFF WE'RE GOING TO GET? 516 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,533 I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL LIKE 517 00:20:24,567 --> 00:20:26,167 A REAL INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALIST. 518 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,333 WELL, GOOD. 519 00:20:27,367 --> 00:20:28,867 I'LL BE AT THE BAR INVESTIGATING JACK DANIELS. 520 00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:30,500 OH, EMILY, YOU LOOK SO FINE. 521 00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:31,700 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 522 00:20:31,733 --> 00:20:34,000 LET'S GET THAT PHOTO RIGHT OVER HERE. 523 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,533 LET'S LOOK RIGHT OVER THIS WAY. 524 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,000 HA HA HA! 525 00:20:37,033 --> 00:20:38,567 HEY, BARTENDER, GIVE ME A DOUBLE ANYTHING 526 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,367 ON THE DOUBLE, WILL YOU? 527 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,733 WALLY SPARKS! 528 00:20:41,767 --> 00:20:43,867 WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT THIS SQUARE AFFAIR? 529 00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:46,000 OH, I CAME HERE TO SPREAD JOY. 530 00:20:46,033 --> 00:20:47,200 IF I CAN FIND HER. 531 00:20:47,233 --> 00:20:48,333 HA HA HA! 532 00:20:48,367 --> 00:20:49,733 HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN THE GOVERNOR, HUH? 533 00:20:49,767 --> 00:20:51,900 I HAVEN'T, BUT CHECK THIS ACTION OUT. 534 00:20:51,933 --> 00:20:52,900 PASSION PUNCH. 535 00:20:52,933 --> 00:20:55,067 HEY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 536 00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:56,367 LOLA. 537 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,200 YOU'RE A CUTE CHICK. 538 00:20:58,233 --> 00:21:01,333 HEY, LOLA, HOW ABOUT LETTING ME BE THE ROOSTER? 539 00:21:01,367 --> 00:21:03,367 WHY DON'T YOU GO PLUCK YOURSELF? 540 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,167 OH, YOU GOT A QUICK TONGUE. 541 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,533 THAT'LL GET YOU INTO TROUBLE. 542 00:21:06,567 --> 00:21:08,167 OR GET HER OUT OF TROUBLE. 543 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,500 HOO, YOU BAD, WALLY! 544 00:21:09,533 --> 00:21:11,167 WHAT KIND OF WORK YOU DO, HON? 545 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,167 I'M AN ACTRESS. 546 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,367 LET'S GET TOGETHER. 547 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:14,700 MAYBE I CAN FURTHER YOUR CAREER. 548 00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:16,567 I DON'T BELIEVE IN CASUAL SEX. 549 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,533 HEY, IT WON'T BE CASUAL. 550 00:21:18,567 --> 00:21:20,400 I'LL KEEP MY TIE ON. 551 00:21:20,433 --> 00:21:21,400 ENJOY YOURSELF. 552 00:21:21,433 --> 00:21:22,400 RANDAL. 553 00:21:22,433 --> 00:21:23,400 FLOYD. 554 00:21:23,433 --> 00:21:24,533 RANDAL. SO GLAD YOU COULD COME. 555 00:21:24,567 --> 00:21:26,333 I WOULDN'T MISS THIS FOR THE WORLD. 556 00:21:26,367 --> 00:21:28,033 YOU HAVE MY SUPPORT 100%. 557 00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:30,000 I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW HAPPY THAT MAKES ME TO HEAR. 558 00:21:30,033 --> 00:21:31,900 I HOPE WE CAN COUNT ON YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT 559 00:21:31,933 --> 00:21:34,000 FOR THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE NEW CIVIL WAR THEME PARK. 560 00:21:34,033 --> 00:21:35,333 WELL, SEE, MY PROBLEM THERE 561 00:21:35,367 --> 00:21:38,233 IS YOU WANT TO PUT THAT PARK ON A PROTECTED HISTORICAL LANDMARK. 562 00:21:38,267 --> 00:21:39,667 I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT IT'S GOING TO MEAN 563 00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:42,067 MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF REVENUE FOR THE STATE, FLOYD. 564 00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:44,367 THE PARTY IS COUNTING ON YOU TO DO THE RIGHT THING. 565 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,500 WELL, FIRST I HAVE TO DO RIGHT BY THIS PARTY. 566 00:21:46,533 --> 00:21:47,533 CAN WE CHAT ABOUT IT LATER, GENTLEMEN? 567 00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:48,533 ENJOY. 568 00:21:48,567 --> 00:21:49,533 TALK TO YOU SOON. BYE. 569 00:21:49,567 --> 00:21:50,533 EMILY. 570 00:21:50,567 --> 00:21:52,333 [RAUCOUS LAUGHTER] 571 00:21:54,867 --> 00:21:57,333 HEY, BOYS, YOU WANT TO HAVE SOME LAUGHS? 572 00:21:57,367 --> 00:21:59,167 TAKE A PORNO MOVIE AND RUN IT BACKWARDS. 573 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,533 THAT WAY YOU SEE THE HOOKER GIVE BACK THE MONEY. 574 00:22:04,733 --> 00:22:09,700 ONCE IN D.C., WE WILL REMEMBER WHO OUR FRIENDS ARE, HMM? 575 00:22:09,733 --> 00:22:11,367 OH! OH... 576 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:12,500 I'M SO SORRY... 577 00:22:12,533 --> 00:22:14,167 OH, TH-THAT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT. 578 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,567 I WAS DUE A FRESH ONE ANYWAY. 579 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:18,000 OH, WAIT. HERE, LET ME GET THAT. WAIT. 580 00:22:18,033 --> 00:22:20,833 OH, I THINK IT'S COMING OUT. 581 00:22:20,867 --> 00:22:21,833 WHAT? 582 00:22:21,867 --> 00:22:23,733 OH, DON'T WORRY, IT'S JUST A LITTLE ONE. 583 00:22:23,767 --> 00:22:25,500 HA! UM...YES. 584 00:22:25,533 --> 00:22:28,067 OH...THE STAIN. 585 00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:30,567 I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S GOING TO NOTICE, HUH? 586 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:34,900 I'M HARVEY BISHOP, THE GOVERNOR'S CAMPAIGN MANAGER. 587 00:22:34,933 --> 00:22:36,500 YOU ARE? 588 00:22:36,533 --> 00:22:38,333 WELL, HELLO! HELLO THERE. 589 00:22:38,367 --> 00:22:39,567 FLOYD, FLOYD, 590 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,333 DID YOU SEE THAT STRANGE MAN 591 00:22:41,367 --> 00:22:42,733 THAT WAS BOTHERING US? 592 00:22:42,767 --> 00:22:44,733 WHAT STRANGE MAN ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 593 00:22:44,767 --> 00:22:46,533 HE'S WEARING A RED JACKET WITH FIREWORKS ON IT. 594 00:22:46,567 --> 00:22:47,533 NO. WHAT HAPPENED? 595 00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:48,533 FIND HIM. 596 00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:50,000 AGENT CAMERON. LOOK, 597 00:22:50,033 --> 00:22:52,567 PLEASE FIND A GUEST, RED JACKET. CHECK OUT HERE, WILL YOU? 598 00:22:56,433 --> 00:22:59,333 YES, MY HUSBAND IS THE CANADIAN AMBASSADOR. 599 00:22:59,367 --> 00:23:02,233 OH, YOU'RE FROM CANADA, HUH? WHAT A PLACE, CANADA! 600 00:23:02,267 --> 00:23:04,500 THEY STARTED A COUNTRY, AND NOBODY SHOWED UP, HUH? 601 00:23:04,533 --> 00:23:06,400 I'M JUST KIDDING, FOLKS. 602 00:23:06,433 --> 00:23:09,033 I'M WALLY SPARKS. MAYBE YOU'VE SEEN MY TELEVISION SHOW. 603 00:23:09,067 --> 00:23:11,733 WELL, WE DON'T WATCH MUCH AMERICAN TELEVISION. 604 00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:13,400 OH, THAT'S TOO BAD. YOU KNOW, I HEARD IN CANADA 605 00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:15,333 THEY ONLY HAVE SEX DOGGIE STYLE. 606 00:23:15,367 --> 00:23:17,033 THAT WAY, YOU CAN BOTH WATCH THE HOCKEY GAME. 607 00:23:17,067 --> 00:23:18,200 HA HA! 608 00:23:18,233 --> 00:23:21,733 OOH! AH! OH... 609 00:23:21,767 --> 00:23:23,533 DO ME A FAVOR, WILL YOU? 610 00:23:23,567 --> 00:23:25,400 SCRATCH MY BACK, RIGHT BACK THERE. 611 00:23:25,433 --> 00:23:26,667 I GOT AN ITCH RIGHT THERE, HUH? 612 00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:28,667 GET IT--RIGHT OVER HERE, OVER HERE-- WILL YOU GET IT? 613 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:30,500 YOU KNOW, I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING TO LOSE WEIGHT, 614 00:23:30,533 --> 00:23:32,333 BUT JUST 2 MORE WEEKS ON THIS CABBAGE DIET, 615 00:23:32,367 --> 00:23:34,533 AND MY DIETITIAN TOLD ME I'LL HAVE THE BODY 616 00:23:34,567 --> 00:23:36,833 OF A 16-YEAR OLD, HEH HEH HEH! 617 00:23:36,867 --> 00:23:38,367 I KNOW. I'M SO EXCITED! 618 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,900 OH, LADY, STAY RIGHT THERE, WILL YOU? 619 00:23:39,933 --> 00:23:41,200 OH, THAT'S THE SPOT! 620 00:23:41,233 --> 00:23:42,200 OH! 621 00:23:42,233 --> 00:23:43,833 OH! TOO MUCH! YEAH! YEAH! 622 00:23:43,867 --> 00:23:44,833 OH! 623 00:23:44,867 --> 00:23:46,233 OH, THAT'S THE SPOT! 624 00:23:46,267 --> 00:23:47,533 SPARKS! 625 00:23:47,567 --> 00:23:49,733 OH, HONEY, OH, I'LL MARRY YOU! 626 00:23:49,767 --> 00:23:51,867 OH, I'LL MARRY THE DRESS, WHATEVER YOU WANT. 627 00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:53,167 HARVEY! 628 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,700 GET OVER HERE! 629 00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:57,333 EXCUSE ME, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 630 00:23:57,367 --> 00:23:58,400 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 631 00:23:58,433 --> 00:24:00,000 HOW DID HE GET IN HERE? 632 00:24:00,033 --> 00:24:01,500 WALLY SPARKS? 633 00:24:01,533 --> 00:24:03,200 YOU GOT IT, HONEY, A TRIP TO PUERTO RICO, 634 00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:04,567 WHATEVER YOU WANT. 635 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,000 YOU'RE A GENIUS. OH! YEAH! 636 00:24:06,033 --> 00:24:07,367 SURELY HIS NAME WASN'T ON THE GUEST LIST? 637 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,367 NO, SIR-- 638 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:09,567 [MUTTERING] 639 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,367 NO, SIR, NO! WE DO NOT WANT TO CREATE A SCENE. 640 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:14,000 LET ME CHECK THE GUEST LIST. 641 00:24:14,033 --> 00:24:15,367 OH, THAT'S IT, BABY. 642 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:19,233 NOW, STICK AROUND, WILL YOU? I MAY GET JOCK ITCH. 643 00:24:28,433 --> 00:24:29,400 [MUSIC ENDS] 644 00:24:29,433 --> 00:24:30,500 [APPLAUSE] 645 00:24:30,533 --> 00:24:34,033 WELL, IT'S LEGIT, SIR. HERE'S HIS INVITATION. 646 00:24:34,067 --> 00:24:36,567 HOW ON EARTH COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED? 647 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,667 I DON'T KNOW. 648 00:24:40,867 --> 00:24:43,833 [PAPER DOLL PLAYS] 649 00:24:43,867 --> 00:24:46,167 HEY, YOU TWO SHOULD FIND A ROOM. 650 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,900 YOU TWO SHOULD FIND A WAREHOUSE. 651 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:53,900 YES! 652 00:24:55,533 --> 00:24:56,867 GOVERNOR PRESTON. 653 00:24:56,900 --> 00:24:58,400 IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 654 00:24:58,433 --> 00:24:59,500 WHY, YES. HELLO. 655 00:24:59,533 --> 00:25:01,400 I DO HOPE YOU'LL SAVE A DANCE FOR ME FOR LATER ON. 656 00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:02,400 WHY, SURE I WILL. 657 00:25:02,433 --> 00:25:03,400 MRS. PRESTON. 658 00:25:03,433 --> 00:25:05,067 HELLO. 659 00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:06,067 FLOYD, WHO WAS THAT? 660 00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:07,733 I HAVE NO IDEA. 661 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,500 WHAT A PARTY. 662 00:25:19,533 --> 00:25:21,400 LOOKS LIKE THE UNHAPPY HOUR. 663 00:25:25,533 --> 00:25:27,500 HI. YOU COME HERE OFTEN? 664 00:25:27,533 --> 00:25:29,667 DON'T WORRY, HONEY, I'M NOT MAKING A PLAY FOR YOU. 665 00:25:29,700 --> 00:25:32,333 I DON'T WANT THIS GUY--OH! 666 00:25:32,367 --> 00:25:33,867 OH... 667 00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:40,033 OH, I'M SORRY. 668 00:25:41,367 --> 00:25:43,500 [VOICES APPROACHING] 669 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:47,533 Woman: GOOD EVENING, SIR. 670 00:25:47,567 --> 00:25:49,233 HI. HA HA. 671 00:25:49,267 --> 00:25:51,333 IT'S, UH... QUITE A NIGHT, HUH? 672 00:25:51,367 --> 00:25:53,500 IT CERTAINLY IS, SIR. 673 00:25:53,533 --> 00:25:55,033 YEAH. 674 00:25:55,067 --> 00:25:56,700 [TIGER RAG PLAYS] 675 00:26:04,433 --> 00:26:06,667 OOH...OH, WOW! GROSS! 676 00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:09,200 HOW COME THEY'RE ALL STARING AT ME? 677 00:26:09,233 --> 00:26:12,233 THEY MUST RECOGNIZE YOU FROM THE SHOW. 678 00:26:12,267 --> 00:26:14,067 OH, THERE'S GOVERNOR PRESTON. 679 00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:15,667 REMEMBER, BE CHARMING. 680 00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:17,067 WHY, DON'T I LOOK CHARMING? 681 00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:19,833 OH, GOD, HARVEY, THEY'RE COMING THIS WAY. 682 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,333 I CAN SEE THAT. 683 00:26:25,367 --> 00:26:26,900 GOVERNOR PRESTON? I'M SANDY GALLO. 684 00:26:26,933 --> 00:26:28,533 I PRODUCE THE WALLY SPARKS SHOW. 685 00:26:28,567 --> 00:26:31,500 I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET WALLY SPARKS. 686 00:26:31,533 --> 00:26:33,200 HEY, GOVERNOR, HOW ARE YOU, HUH? 687 00:26:33,233 --> 00:26:36,033 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW EXCITED I AM TO MEET YOU, HA HA! 688 00:26:36,067 --> 00:26:37,033 [CRASH, TINKLE] 689 00:26:37,067 --> 00:26:38,033 [COUGHING] 690 00:26:38,067 --> 00:26:39,567 BY THE WAY, THANKS FOR THE INVITE. 691 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,567 YOU GOT A HELL OF A SHINDIG GOING ON HERE. 692 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,400 HOW DO YOU DO? I'M EMILY PRESTON-- 693 00:26:43,433 --> 00:26:45,167 HOW DO YOU DO, BABY? 694 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,333 HEY, GOVERNOR, I FOUND OUT YOU'RE A BIG FAN OF MINE. 695 00:26:47,367 --> 00:26:48,667 YOU KNOW, HOW ABOUT DOING MY SHOW? 696 00:26:48,700 --> 00:26:51,500 I'LL FLY YOU TO NEW YORK, FIRST-CLASS, NICE HOTEL ROOM. 697 00:26:51,533 --> 00:26:54,033 YOU WANT SOME COMPANY, I'LL WORK THAT OUT, TOO-- 698 00:26:54,067 --> 00:26:55,200 WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY COMPANY? 699 00:26:55,233 --> 00:26:57,167 I HAVE NO IDEA. OH, YOUR FRIEND WANTS YOU. 700 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,400 OH, THANKS. EXCUSE ME. 701 00:26:58,433 --> 00:26:59,967 I NEED SOME ICE HERE. 702 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,033 YOU DON'T NEED THAT, DO YOU, BUDDY? 703 00:27:02,067 --> 00:27:03,833 OK? GOOD. 704 00:27:03,867 --> 00:27:06,067 GOVERNOR? YOU PROMISED ME A DANCE. 705 00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:08,733 YOU TIMING COULDN'T BE BETTER. 706 00:27:08,767 --> 00:27:10,400 COMPANY. I SEE. 707 00:27:10,433 --> 00:27:11,667 WALLY, THERE'S THE GOVERNOR'S WIFE. 708 00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:13,567 WHY DON'T YOU GO GRAB HER AND DANCE WITH HER? 709 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,167 I'LL GET HER ON TAPE. YEAH? 710 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,233 YEAH. GO ON. 711 00:27:16,267 --> 00:27:17,500 YEAH. 712 00:27:17,533 --> 00:27:19,867 HEY, BUDDY, HOLD THAT FOR ME. 713 00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:22,400 EMILY, BABY, COME HERE. LET'S SHOW THEM HOW TO DO IT, BABY. 714 00:27:22,433 --> 00:27:23,667 OH, NO, THANK YOU-- 715 00:27:23,700 --> 00:27:26,367 AH, COME ON, YOU'LL ENJOY IT. 716 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:29,367 YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WORKED FOR WALLY SPARKS. 717 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:33,033 OH, HARV, THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS I'VE NEVER TOLD YOU. 718 00:27:33,067 --> 00:27:36,500 I'M A VERY DEEP... CARING...SENSUAL... 719 00:27:36,533 --> 00:27:38,733 GIVING PERSON, YOU KNOW? 720 00:27:38,767 --> 00:27:41,500 YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? 721 00:27:41,533 --> 00:27:42,500 WHAT'S THAT? 722 00:27:42,533 --> 00:27:43,867 SEX ON THE BEACH. 723 00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:45,167 I'LL GET THE CAR. 724 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,500 WAIT A SECOND, HONEY. 725 00:27:46,533 --> 00:27:47,833 IT'S JUST A DRINK. 726 00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:48,833 OH. 727 00:27:48,867 --> 00:27:50,367 WHY DON'T YOU GET US 2, OK?YEAH. 728 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,033 BE A DOLL. ALL RIGHT. 729 00:27:52,067 --> 00:27:53,233 ALL RIGHT. 730 00:27:53,267 --> 00:27:55,333 [TANGO MUSIC PLAYING] 731 00:27:56,567 --> 00:27:58,033 OH! 732 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,200 OH! 733 00:28:17,233 --> 00:28:19,500 EXCUSE ME. 734 00:28:19,533 --> 00:28:21,333 OH... 735 00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:23,500 AAH... 736 00:28:23,533 --> 00:28:26,333 SENATOR FLOYD PRESTON. WHOO! I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. 737 00:28:31,767 --> 00:28:34,533 OH! OH! AH! 738 00:28:34,567 --> 00:28:37,667 HEY, WHO KNOWS? SOMEDAY YOU COULD BE THE FIRST LADY. 739 00:28:39,033 --> 00:28:40,500 THE QUESTION IS, 740 00:28:40,533 --> 00:28:42,667 WAS THE GOVERNOR THE FIRST MAN? 741 00:28:42,700 --> 00:28:44,500 WHOA! 742 00:28:44,533 --> 00:28:47,167 WE MET IN SAVANNAH AT YOUR CAMPAIGN RALLY, 743 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,867 BUT YOU PROBABLY DON'T REMEMBER. 744 00:28:48,900 --> 00:28:50,700 FLOYD! 745 00:28:50,733 --> 00:28:52,833 WE BOTH HAD AN AWFUL LOT TO DRINK THAT NIGHT. 746 00:28:52,867 --> 00:28:55,000 I'M AFRAID YOU HAVE ME CONFUSED WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 747 00:28:55,033 --> 00:28:56,000 WHOO! 748 00:28:56,033 --> 00:28:57,500 OH! 749 00:28:57,533 --> 00:28:59,167 PLEASE, SIR! 750 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:00,333 OH! 751 00:29:00,367 --> 00:29:01,333 OH! 752 00:29:01,367 --> 00:29:03,000 PARDON ME. 753 00:29:03,033 --> 00:29:04,900 ¡OLé! 754 00:29:07,033 --> 00:29:08,333 OH, MY GOD... 755 00:29:08,367 --> 00:29:09,333 OH! 756 00:29:09,367 --> 00:29:11,867 Wally: OH, MY BIG DIPPER! 757 00:29:11,900 --> 00:29:14,367 AH--OH! 758 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,500 OH! OH! OH! 759 00:29:16,533 --> 00:29:18,500 WHOA! 760 00:29:19,367 --> 00:29:21,400 OK, BABY, BIG FINISH. SLAP IT DOWN. 761 00:29:21,433 --> 00:29:22,867 OHH...OH! 762 00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:25,200 NOW, THAT WASN'T SO HARD, WAS IT? 763 00:29:25,233 --> 00:29:26,400 EXCUSE ME. 764 00:29:30,533 --> 00:29:32,900 HEY, BUDDY, I'LL TAKE ONE OF THOSE. 765 00:29:32,933 --> 00:29:34,167 YES, SIR. 766 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,000 THANKS. 767 00:29:36,033 --> 00:29:38,000 [JAZZY LIEBESTRAUM PLAYS] 768 00:29:41,933 --> 00:29:42,867 CANAPÉ, MA'AM? 769 00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:44,500 NO, THANK YOU. 770 00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:45,700 ...REALLY TRY THIS DIET, DIANE. 771 00:29:45,733 --> 00:29:47,500 WELL, IT'S A STRICT VEGETARIAN DIET, 772 00:29:47,533 --> 00:29:50,367 BUT I CAN EAT VEGETABLES, OLIVES, 773 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,367 IT ABSOLUTELY DRIVES MY HUSBAND CRAZY 774 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,500 THAT I WON'T EAT MEAT ANYMORE. 775 00:29:54,533 --> 00:29:55,500 EWW! 776 00:29:55,533 --> 00:29:57,900 Emily: OH, LOOK WHO IT IS! OH, MY GOD! 777 00:29:57,933 --> 00:29:59,667 BLESS YOUR HEART FOR COMING, SIR. 778 00:29:59,700 --> 00:30:01,333 GOVERNOR, GREAT TO BE HERE. 779 00:30:01,367 --> 00:30:03,000 OR SHOULD I SAY SENATOR? 780 00:30:03,033 --> 00:30:04,400 WELL, I HOPE YOU SHOULD. 781 00:30:04,433 --> 00:30:06,367 COULD WE TALK YOU INTO SINGING FOR US TONIGHT? 782 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,667 OH, I WOULD LOVE TO, BUT THIS THROAT'S A BIT SORE TONIGHT. 783 00:30:08,700 --> 00:30:09,667 AWW... AWW... 784 00:30:09,700 --> 00:30:11,233 DON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT. SAY NO MORE. 785 00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:12,500 I'LL GET YOU SOME TEA. 786 00:30:12,533 --> 00:30:13,700 WALLY SPARKS! 787 00:30:13,733 --> 00:30:15,667 HEY, MICHAEL, BABY, THIS IS WILD. HOW ARE YOU? 788 00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:17,667 GOOD TO SEE YOU. YOU KNOW, I TELL YOU, THOUGH, 789 00:30:17,700 --> 00:30:19,500 I WENT OUT WITH THIS GIRL LAST WEEK. 790 00:30:19,533 --> 00:30:21,367 SHE WAS SO UGLY, I TOOK HER TO THE BEACH, 791 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,400 THEY WANTED TO KNOW WHAT I USED FOR BAIT. 792 00:30:23,433 --> 00:30:24,667 HEY, MICHAEL, 793 00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:27,567 YOU'RE GOING TO SING FOR US TONIGHT, AREN'T YOU? 794 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,900 MR. SPARKS, WE MUSTN'T IMPOSE. Sore throat... 795 00:30:29,933 --> 00:30:32,200 KNOW WHAT, WALLY? FOR YOU, ANYTHING. 796 00:30:36,067 --> 00:30:37,333 [APPLAUSE] 797 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:41,500 FOLKS, UH... 798 00:30:41,533 --> 00:30:44,333 I WANT TO DEDICATE THIS SONG TO A GREAT, GREAT STATE... 799 00:30:44,367 --> 00:30:45,367 HEAR, HEAR! 800 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:48,067 AND TO A VERY SPECIAL FRIEND OF MINE. 801 00:30:48,100 --> 00:30:50,733 THE COOLEST GUY I KNOW, 802 00:30:50,767 --> 00:30:51,733 WALLY SPARKS. 803 00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:53,033 [MUSIC STARTS] 804 00:30:59,367 --> 00:31:01,667 * GEORGIA 805 00:31:04,533 --> 00:31:06,867 * GEORGIA 806 00:31:09,867 --> 00:31:15,167 * THE WHOLE DAY THROUGH 807 00:31:16,067 --> 00:31:19,567 * JUST AN OLD SWEET SONG * 808 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,333 [BLOWS NOSE LOUDLY] 809 00:31:22,367 --> 00:31:30,167 * KEEPS GEORGIA ON MY MIND * 810 00:31:34,367 --> 00:31:35,567 OH! 811 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:38,167 HI. 812 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,567 HI. 813 00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,167 CHEERS. 814 00:31:46,267 --> 00:31:49,067 [WHISPERING] Wally, come here. Come here! 815 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,500 THE CAMERA FELL IN THE PUNCH BOWL. 816 00:31:54,533 --> 00:31:56,000 YEAH? OHH... 817 00:31:59,867 --> 00:32:01,500 ...SOME PUNCH. 818 00:32:03,267 --> 00:32:05,333 OH, GREAT. HERE COMES SOMEBODY. 819 00:32:07,767 --> 00:32:11,000 I WANT TO SEE IF IT'S THE RIGHT TEMPERATURE. 820 00:32:13,567 --> 00:32:15,500 HERE, PUT IT IN THE BAG. 821 00:32:26,267 --> 00:32:27,333 DAMN. 822 00:32:27,367 --> 00:32:29,700 THE PUNCH MUST'VE SHORTED THIS THING OUT. 823 00:32:29,733 --> 00:32:32,167 IT COULD BE THE TV. 824 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,333 SOMETIMES WITH THIS STUFF, 825 00:32:33,367 --> 00:32:35,200 YOU JUST HAVE TO HIT IT 826 00:32:35,233 --> 00:32:36,367 AND IT WORKS, YOU KNOW? 827 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,233 HEY, LOOK AT THIS. IT SAYS "SCREEN." 828 00:32:38,267 --> 00:32:39,867 MAYBE THIS'LL FIX IT, HUH? 829 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,400 EXCUSE ME JUST A MOMENT. I'M SORRY. 830 00:32:44,433 --> 00:32:46,067 OH, SURE. 831 00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:47,533 EXCUSE ME, DARLING, I'M SORRY, 832 00:32:47,567 --> 00:32:49,333 BUT I THINK HARVEY MIGHT BE RUNNING 833 00:32:49,367 --> 00:32:50,833 A NEW CAMPAIGN COMMERCIAL. 834 00:32:50,867 --> 00:32:52,533 OH, I HAD NO IDEA THERE WAS GOING TO BE A SCREEN PRESENTATION. 835 00:32:52,567 --> 00:32:54,000 WILL YOU EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN? 836 00:32:54,033 --> 00:32:55,867 UH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN--SORRY, BAND? PLEASE. 837 00:32:55,900 --> 00:32:56,867 [BAND STOPS] 838 00:32:56,900 --> 00:32:58,500 THANK YOU. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 839 00:32:58,533 --> 00:33:00,400 IF YOU'D JOIN US DOWN AT THIS END OF THE ROOM, 840 00:33:00,433 --> 00:33:02,733 WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU A LITTLE FILM PRESENTATION. 841 00:33:02,767 --> 00:33:04,500 I HOPE THIS WILL PROVE TO YOU 842 00:33:04,533 --> 00:33:07,233 THAT WE ALWAYS TRY TO USE YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS 843 00:33:07,267 --> 00:33:09,333 IN A MATURE, RESPONSIBLE MANNER. 844 00:33:09,367 --> 00:33:11,367 [PANTING, MOANING] 845 00:33:14,700 --> 00:33:16,667 MY GOD, IT'S A... 846 00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:18,833 MY GOD... 847 00:33:18,867 --> 00:33:20,833 HOW DID THIS GET ON THERE? 848 00:33:20,867 --> 00:33:24,000 I MUST'VE TAPED OVER JOEY'S PORNO. 849 00:33:24,033 --> 00:33:27,700 FLOYD, WHY IS THAT MAN IN SUCH PAIN? 850 00:33:27,733 --> 00:33:29,900 IS HE ONE OF YOUR SUPPORTERS? 851 00:33:29,933 --> 00:33:31,567 [FASTER BREATHING] 852 00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:37,700 HEY, HERE WE GO. WE GOT SOMETHING. 853 00:33:37,733 --> 00:33:39,667 HA! THANK GOD. IT'S ABOUT TIME. 854 00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:42,167 NOW, MY WIFE HAS TRIED EVERY DIET ON THE PLANET, 855 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,500 AND HER ASS IS STILL AS WIDE AS THE MISSISSIPPI. 856 00:33:44,533 --> 00:33:45,500 OH! 857 00:33:49,267 --> 00:33:50,233 OH, POOR DEAR... 858 00:33:50,267 --> 00:33:52,233 OH, WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT...RANDAL! 859 00:33:52,267 --> 00:33:54,067 LOOK AT THIS. THE REWIND BUTTON, 860 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:56,033 IT'S STUCK! 861 00:33:56,067 --> 00:33:57,333 OWOWOH! 862 00:33:58,367 --> 00:34:00,200 OWOWOH! 863 00:34:01,433 --> 00:34:02,500 OWOWOH! 864 00:34:03,933 --> 00:34:05,200 OWOWOH! 865 00:34:06,867 --> 00:34:08,200 [LAUGHTER] 866 00:34:12,867 --> 00:34:14,567 LOOK. 867 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,700 OWOWOH! OWOWOH! OWOWOH! 868 00:34:17,733 --> 00:34:18,700 HARVEY? 869 00:34:18,733 --> 00:34:20,667 HARVEY! HARVEY! 870 00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:21,833 HARVEY? 871 00:34:21,867 --> 00:34:23,033 HERE I AM. RIGHT NOW. 872 00:34:23,067 --> 00:34:24,167 YES, SIR. DO SOMETHING NOW! 873 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,000 NOW, HARVEY! YES, SIR. 874 00:34:26,033 --> 00:34:28,333 WE GOT NOTHING. THAT TAPE IS RUINED. 875 00:34:28,367 --> 00:34:30,667 AH, SO SUE ME. 876 00:34:30,700 --> 00:34:32,733 OK, BACK TO WORK. 877 00:34:32,767 --> 00:34:34,867 COME ON. I NEED A DRINK. 878 00:34:44,533 --> 00:34:45,500 DAVE. 879 00:34:45,533 --> 00:34:46,867 AREN'T THEY BEAUTIFUL? 880 00:34:46,900 --> 00:34:48,167 MM-HMM. 881 00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,000 I HAD TO OUTBID 2 OTHER BUYERS. 882 00:34:50,033 --> 00:34:51,367 WORTH EVERY PENNY. 883 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,400 YOU GONNA RACE 'EM, FLOYD? 884 00:34:53,433 --> 00:34:55,167 NO, NO, NO. NOT THIS BOY. 885 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:57,000 I'M PUTTING HIM OUT TO STUD. 886 00:34:57,033 --> 00:34:58,400 THANK YOU, NANCY, VERY MUCH. 887 00:34:58,433 --> 00:34:59,900 FOLKS, THEY'RE ABOUT TO SERVE DESSERT. 888 00:34:59,933 --> 00:35:01,333 WHY DON'T WE HEAD BACK ON IN? 889 00:35:01,367 --> 00:35:03,367 NANCY, COME UP TO THE HOUSE FOR SOME SUPPER 890 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:04,667 WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH. 891 00:35:13,700 --> 00:35:14,700 HOW ARE YOU? 892 00:35:14,733 --> 00:35:16,833 HI. 893 00:35:16,867 --> 00:35:20,567 HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING, BOY? 894 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:24,567 SO, THEY'RE GOING TO SEND YOU OUT TO STUD, HUH? 895 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:29,200 WHOA! THEY'LL BE FLOCKING ALL OVER YOU. 896 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:35,367 I KNOW, IT'S RUDE TO DRINK ALONE, HUH? 897 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,833 YOU THIRSTY? I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT. 898 00:35:40,367 --> 00:35:42,000 HERE YOU ARE. 899 00:35:42,033 --> 00:35:44,500 YEAH, I KNOW HOW IT IS, BABY. 900 00:35:44,533 --> 00:35:47,200 I KNOW HOW IT IS. THERE YOU GO, BABY. 901 00:35:47,233 --> 00:35:49,333 OK, HERE, ALL YOU WANT. 902 00:35:49,367 --> 00:35:50,333 [SLURPING] 903 00:35:50,367 --> 00:35:53,167 GO AHEAD. HEY, HAVE A PARTY. 904 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:57,167 I PROMISE I WON'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU. 905 00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:58,400 [DIXIE PLAYS] 906 00:36:02,033 --> 00:36:03,700 NOW, LET'S WELCOME TO THE STAGE 907 00:36:03,733 --> 00:36:05,333 OUR GREAT GOVERNOR. 908 00:36:05,367 --> 00:36:07,333 HE'LL HAVE OUR RESPECT AND THE NATION'S 909 00:36:07,367 --> 00:36:09,500 AS OUR NEXT UNITED STATES SENATOR-- 910 00:36:09,533 --> 00:36:11,167 FLOYD PRESTON 911 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,500 AND OUR LOVELY HOSTESS EMILY! 912 00:36:16,867 --> 00:36:18,833 THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 913 00:36:18,867 --> 00:36:20,367 Governor: THANK YOU, RANDAL. 914 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,400 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU... 915 00:36:22,433 --> 00:36:24,733 THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH. I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE... 916 00:36:24,767 --> 00:36:25,833 [CLINKING] 917 00:36:25,867 --> 00:36:27,667 AND FOR YOUR MANY GENEROUS CONTRIBUTIONS. 918 00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:31,200 I KNOW THIS HAS BEEN A ROUGH CAMPAIGN, 919 00:36:31,233 --> 00:36:33,167 AND I ASSURE YOU, WE WILL-- 920 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,233 [SHOUTING] NO! NO! 921 00:36:35,267 --> 00:36:36,333 WE WILL RIDE ON... 922 00:36:36,367 --> 00:36:37,500 TO VICTORY-- 923 00:36:37,533 --> 00:36:39,400 OH! NO! AAH! 924 00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:47,333 [WHINNY] 925 00:36:47,367 --> 00:36:48,500 JERICHO! 926 00:36:48,533 --> 00:36:51,533 Wally: GET OUT OF THE WAY! 927 00:36:51,567 --> 00:36:53,567 JERICHO! 928 00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:58,833 IS THAT HORSE TOO ROUGH FOR YOU? 929 00:36:58,867 --> 00:37:01,333 OH, MY GOD... 930 00:37:01,367 --> 00:37:03,367 OH! OH! OH! OH! 931 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:06,333 HEY, STOP IT! WHAT IS THIS, FOREPLAY? 932 00:37:06,367 --> 00:37:07,533 Emily: DON'T PANIC, ANYBODY, PLEASE! 933 00:37:07,567 --> 00:37:09,333 DO NOT TIP THE VALETS, 934 00:37:09,367 --> 00:37:11,333 AND TRY TO CONTROL THE CROWD. 935 00:37:11,367 --> 00:37:12,867 WHA-WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE, SIR? 936 00:37:12,900 --> 00:37:14,367 WHOA! SLOW DOWN, WILL YOU? 937 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,500 SPARKS! GET OFF MY HORSE! 938 00:37:16,533 --> 00:37:18,000 OH, MY GOODNESS! 939 00:37:18,033 --> 00:37:19,700 JUST...JERICHO! 940 00:37:19,733 --> 00:37:22,000 WATCH THE VERMIN ON YOUR RIGHT, SIR! 941 00:37:22,033 --> 00:37:23,400 HOW DO YOU STOP THIS THING? 942 00:37:23,433 --> 00:37:25,200 I NEED A DESIGNATED RIDER. 943 00:37:25,233 --> 00:37:26,567 WHOA! 944 00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,333 OH, MY GOD! 945 00:37:28,367 --> 00:37:30,533 YOU ARE DESECRATING THE FLAG OF THE SACRED STATE OF-- 946 00:37:30,567 --> 00:37:32,233 GOVERNOR, WATCH OUT, WILL YOU? 947 00:37:32,267 --> 00:37:35,067 MR. SPARKS, WOULD YOU MIND YOURSELF, PLEASE? 948 00:37:35,100 --> 00:37:36,400 Governor: WHOA, BOY... 949 00:37:36,433 --> 00:37:38,500 EASY, BOY, EASY... 950 00:37:38,533 --> 00:37:41,667 CALM YOURSELF, BOY. GOOD LAD. 951 00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:43,367 Wally: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 952 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:44,733 HEY, NO MORE FOR YOU. 953 00:37:44,767 --> 00:37:45,833 THE BAR'S CLOSED. 954 00:37:45,867 --> 00:37:47,833 OHH...YEAH. 955 00:37:49,533 --> 00:37:50,367 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 956 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:51,900 [WHINNY] 957 00:37:51,933 --> 00:37:53,533 OH! AAH! AAH! 958 00:37:53,567 --> 00:37:55,333 LOOK OUT! 959 00:37:55,367 --> 00:37:56,400 HE'S GONNA BLOW! 960 00:37:56,433 --> 00:37:58,000 RUN! 961 00:38:01,867 --> 00:38:05,067 RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! DRUNK HORSE! 962 00:38:05,100 --> 00:38:07,167 GOOD NIGHT. CALL ME. 963 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,333 HEY, I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS. AAH! 964 00:38:09,367 --> 00:38:10,900 [WHINNY] 965 00:38:10,933 --> 00:38:13,667 AAH! 966 00:38:18,733 --> 00:38:21,500 I REALLY HATE THAT MAN. 967 00:38:21,533 --> 00:38:23,333 FLOYD... 968 00:38:23,367 --> 00:38:25,367 GET DOWN FROM THERE. 969 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,367 [HORSE SNORTS] 970 00:38:28,467 --> 00:38:30,833 IN A BIZARRE ACCIDENT HERE AT THE GOVERNOR'S MANSION, 971 00:38:30,867 --> 00:38:33,333 TALK SHOW HOST WALLY SPARKS HEROICALLY RESTRAINED 972 00:38:33,367 --> 00:38:35,500 A MANIACAL HORSE FROM INJURING THE GOVERNOR 973 00:38:35,533 --> 00:38:36,900 AND HIS PARTY GUESTS. 974 00:38:36,933 --> 00:38:39,033 THE GOVERNOR'S PRIZE THOROUGHBRED JERICHO 975 00:38:39,067 --> 00:38:42,367 WAS NOT SERIOUSLY INJURED, B-B-BUT THEY SAY HE'S... 976 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,400 SUFFERING FROM A SEVERE HANGOVER. 977 00:38:44,433 --> 00:38:47,733 THIS AIN'T GOING TO HURT YOU ONE BIT, BABY. 978 00:38:47,767 --> 00:38:50,033 ALL RIGHT, GREASE HIM UP THERE. 979 00:38:50,067 --> 00:38:52,333 OK, GIVE ME THAT BUTT GREASE. 980 00:38:52,367 --> 00:38:53,833 THIS IS STUTTERING JOHN REPORTING TO YOU FROM GEORGIA, 981 00:38:53,867 --> 00:38:55,167 AND THIS IS FREAKING DISGUSTING, 982 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,400 AND I'M OUT OF HERE. 983 00:38:56,433 --> 00:38:58,500 WALLY SPARKS' CONDITION IS STILL UNKNOWN AT THIS TIME. 984 00:38:58,533 --> 00:39:00,167 STORIES ARE RAPIDLY SPREADING 985 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:01,867 THAT THE CONTROVERSIAL TV TALKSTER'S INJURIES 986 00:39:01,900 --> 00:39:03,167 MAY PROVE FATAL. 987 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,733 HE'S SAID TO BE RESTING IN THE GOVERNOR'S BEDROOM. 988 00:39:10,033 --> 00:39:11,567 Wally: OH, DO YOU LOVE ME, BABY? 989 00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,333 BABY, I LOVE YOU, DON'T FIGHT ME. 990 00:39:13,367 --> 00:39:15,900 DO THE RIGHT THING, NOW, COME ON, BABY. 991 00:39:15,933 --> 00:39:17,333 DON'T FIGHT ME. 992 00:39:17,367 --> 00:39:19,167 DO THE RIGHT THING, WILL YOU? COME ON, HUH? 993 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:20,167 WALLY. 994 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:21,567 OH, BABY, I LOVE YOU. COME HERE, BABY... 995 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,000 HEY, WALLY, COME ON, WAKE UP! 996 00:39:24,033 --> 00:39:26,500 ALL RIGHT, WAKE UP. HEY. 997 00:39:26,533 --> 00:39:27,500 OH, IT'S YOU. 998 00:39:27,533 --> 00:39:29,400 YEAH. YOU ALL RIGHT? 999 00:39:29,433 --> 00:39:31,400 BOY, I REALLY POURED ONE ON. 1000 00:39:31,433 --> 00:39:32,533 YEAH, YOU DID. 1001 00:39:32,567 --> 00:39:33,533 MY HEAD. 1002 00:39:33,567 --> 00:39:35,567 I GOT HAMMERED. 1003 00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,333 LOOK AT THE PUBLICITY YOU'RE GETTING. 1004 00:39:37,367 --> 00:39:41,067 YOUR ACCIDENT WAS A GIGANTIC MEDIA EVENT. 1005 00:39:41,100 --> 00:39:45,833 YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T BUY THIS KIND OF PUBLICITY. 1006 00:39:45,867 --> 00:39:47,500 STOP THE PRESSES! 1007 00:39:47,533 --> 00:39:50,167 I'M JUST ABOUT TO BE BRILLIANT. 1008 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,400 THIS...IS HOW WE'RE GOING TO SAVE THE SHOW! 1009 00:39:56,700 --> 00:39:58,833 WE'LL TELL THEM THAT YOU INJURED YOUR BACK. 1010 00:39:58,867 --> 00:40:01,500 DOCTORS CAN'T PROVE A PHONY BACK INJURY WITH AN X-RAY. 1011 00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:03,667 THEN WE'LL SAY YOU CAN'T BE MOVED, 1012 00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:05,833 AND YOU'RE GOING TO STAY HERE TILL YOU CAN WALK AGAIN. 1013 00:40:05,867 --> 00:40:08,500 WELL, WHAT DO I WANT TO STAY HERE FOR? 1014 00:40:08,533 --> 00:40:10,167 SO YOU CAN DO THE SHOW! 1015 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:11,867 HERE, DRINK THIS. YOU'LL FEEL BETTER. 1016 00:40:11,900 --> 00:40:13,167 DO WHAT SHOW? 1017 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,333 WHAT SHOW? "LIVE, FROM THE GOVERNOR'S MANSION, 1018 00:40:15,367 --> 00:40:17,167 THE WALLY SPARKS SHOW!" 1019 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,900 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE, 1020 00:40:18,933 --> 00:40:21,500 LITTLE THINGS MEAN A LOT? 1021 00:40:21,533 --> 00:40:24,867 I'M TELLING YOU, WALLY, IT'LL WORK. 1022 00:40:24,900 --> 00:40:26,333 OH, SANDY, I DON'T KNOW, YOU KNOW? 1023 00:40:26,367 --> 00:40:29,400 I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I MEAN, THE GOVERNOR, 1024 00:40:29,433 --> 00:40:31,733 HE'S BEEN SO NICE TO US. I FEEL LIKE WE'RE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE GUY. 1025 00:40:31,767 --> 00:40:32,733 WOW! 1026 00:40:32,767 --> 00:40:35,333 YOU LOOK A LOT FATTER THAN YOU DO ON TV. 1027 00:40:35,367 --> 00:40:37,500 YEAH? AND I'M TOUGHER, TOO. WHO ARE YOU? 1028 00:40:37,533 --> 00:40:39,367 ROBBY PRESTON, THE GOVERNOR'S SON. 1029 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,367 I INVITED YOU GUYS TO THE PARTY. 1030 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:42,833 WAIT, YOU SENT THE INVITATION? 1031 00:40:42,867 --> 00:40:46,067 OH, YEAH! I'M WALLY'S BIGGEST FAN. 1032 00:40:46,100 --> 00:40:48,400 [IMITATING WALLY] HEY, SHE'S A WILD GIRL. 1033 00:40:48,433 --> 00:40:50,500 SHE PUT ON A VIRGIN WOOL SWEATER, 1034 00:40:50,533 --> 00:40:52,200 HER BODY REJECTED IT. 1035 00:40:52,233 --> 00:40:53,700 THIS KID'S ALL RIGHT. 1036 00:40:53,733 --> 00:40:56,900 I CAN'T HEAR YOU. THIS JACKET'S TOO LOUD! 1037 00:40:56,933 --> 00:40:59,167 HEY, KID, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW? 1038 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,500 BUT I THOUGHT YOUR FATHER INVITED ME TO THIS PARTY. 1039 00:41:01,533 --> 00:41:02,667 OH, NO. 1040 00:41:02,700 --> 00:41:05,333 YOU'RE THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH HE WANTS TO SEE. 1041 00:41:05,367 --> 00:41:08,200 HE HATES YOUR GUTS. HE THINKS YOU'RE SLIME. 1042 00:41:08,233 --> 00:41:09,733 THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 1043 00:41:09,767 --> 00:41:12,167 IS THAT A COMPLIMENT, OR WHAT? 1044 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:13,833 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE, HUH? 1045 00:41:13,867 --> 00:41:16,667 EAVESDROPPING. HEARD EVERYTHING YOU GUYS SAID. 1046 00:41:16,700 --> 00:41:18,567 BUT DON'T WORRY. I WON'T RAT. 1047 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,033 BESIDES, 1048 00:41:20,067 --> 00:41:22,567 I'M THE SECOND-TO-LAST PERSON ON EARTH 1049 00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:24,500 MY DAD WANTS TO SEE. 1050 00:41:25,933 --> 00:41:28,333 IS THIS TRUE? IS THIS TRUE? 1051 00:41:28,367 --> 00:41:29,900 I'M OVER HERE, PUTZ. 1052 00:41:29,933 --> 00:41:31,333 IS THIS TRUE? 1053 00:41:31,367 --> 00:41:35,400 IS HE REALLY DOING THE SHOW FROM A WHEELCHAIR? 1054 00:41:35,433 --> 00:41:37,500 WHAT A STROKE OF LUCK. 1055 00:41:37,533 --> 00:41:39,667 WALLY PARALYZED... 1056 00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:41,333 IN THE GOVERNOR'S MANSION. 1057 00:41:41,367 --> 00:41:42,867 SIR, 1058 00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:45,733 WHAT IF THIS IS ONE OF SPARKS' WILD STUNTS JUST TO SAVE HIS SHOW? 1059 00:41:45,767 --> 00:41:47,867 NOW, MAYBE I SHOULD GO DOWN THERE AND INVESTIGATE. 1060 00:41:47,900 --> 00:41:50,400 AND I'LL PROVE TO YOU HE'S CONCOCTED THE WHOLE THING-- 1061 00:41:50,433 --> 00:41:51,400 MILLER. 1062 00:41:51,433 --> 00:41:52,400 YES, SIR? 1063 00:41:52,433 --> 00:41:54,533 I THINK YOU NEED A WOMAN. 1064 00:41:54,567 --> 00:41:55,900 OH, SIR, I-- 1065 00:41:55,933 --> 00:41:57,700 EVEN IF SHE'S EXPENSIVE. 1066 00:41:57,733 --> 00:41:59,733 O...K. 1067 00:42:00,767 --> 00:42:02,333 GOVERNOR FLOYD PRESTON AND HIS SUPPORTERS 1068 00:42:02,367 --> 00:42:04,533 HAVE JUST FINISHED THEIR PRESENTATION 1069 00:42:04,567 --> 00:42:06,367 IN OPPOSITION TO THE DEVELOPMENT 1070 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,367 OF A CIVIL WAR THEME PARK 1071 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:09,733 PLANNED TO BE DEVELOPED 1072 00:42:09,767 --> 00:42:11,333 RIGHT HERE ON THIS HISTORICAL LANDMARK. 1073 00:42:11,367 --> 00:42:13,533 [FIFES AND DRUMS PLAYING WHEN JOHNNY COMES MARCHING HOME] 1074 00:42:13,567 --> 00:42:14,533 THANK YOU. 1075 00:42:14,567 --> 00:42:16,667 I LOVE WORKING WITH A TRIO. 1076 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:18,833 NEXT WEEK THEY OPEN IN VEGAS. 1077 00:42:18,867 --> 00:42:21,067 AND I'LL BE IN THE LOUNGE. CUT. 1078 00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:22,733 GOVERNOR, IF YOU KICK HIM OUT, 1079 00:42:22,767 --> 00:42:24,333 THEY ARE THREATENING TO SUE. 1080 00:42:24,367 --> 00:42:25,867 AND THINK OF THE NEGATIVE PRESS YOU'LL RECEIVE, 1081 00:42:25,900 --> 00:42:28,233 NOT TO MENTION WHAT HE MIGHT SAY ABOUT YOU ON HIS SHOW. 1082 00:42:28,267 --> 00:42:30,233 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHY DIDN'T HE JUST GO STAY IN THE HOSPITAL? 1083 00:42:30,267 --> 00:42:32,567 YOU KNOW, WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET SOME GOOD PLAY OUT OF THIS, SIR. 1084 00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:35,500 ESPECIALLY IF WE AIR YOUR CAMPAIGN COMMERCIALS 1085 00:42:35,533 --> 00:42:37,333 DURING THE TAPING OF HIS SHOW FROM YOUR HOUSE. 1086 00:42:37,367 --> 00:42:40,000 WHAT? NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HIM BROADCASTING FROM MY HOME! 1087 00:42:40,033 --> 00:42:41,533 HOLD HIM, HOLD HIM. 1088 00:42:41,567 --> 00:42:43,900 GOVERNOR, I THINK IT'S VERY GRACIOUS FOR YOU 1089 00:42:43,933 --> 00:42:46,833 TO OPEN UP YOUR HOME TO WALLY SPARKS. UM...GOVERNOR, 1090 00:42:46,867 --> 00:42:49,400 ANY MAN WITH A HEART LIKE THAT HAS GOT A VOTE FROM ME. 1091 00:42:49,433 --> 00:42:52,167 YEAH, MINE, TOO. GOD BLESS YOU, GOVERNOR PRESTON. 1092 00:42:55,367 --> 00:42:57,167 WHAT ELSE DOES MR. SPARKS WANT? 1093 00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,500 WELL, SIR, HE'D LIKE TO CONTINUE TO STAY IN YOUR BEDROOM, 1094 00:42:59,533 --> 00:43:01,500 AND HE'S JUST CRAZY ABOUT YOUR PAJAMAS. 1095 00:43:01,533 --> 00:43:02,533 [MUTTERING] 1096 00:43:02,567 --> 00:43:05,667 NOW, HIS PRODUCER, A LOVELY, CARING WOMAN, 1097 00:43:05,700 --> 00:43:09,367 HAS ASSURED ME THAT THE PEACE AND TRANQUILLITY OF YOUR HOME 1098 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,167 WILL NOT BE DISTURBED. 1099 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,500 BACK THAT MOTHER UP OVER HERE! 1100 00:43:12,533 --> 00:43:14,900 COME ON, LET'S MOVE IT! MOVE IT! MOVE IT! 1101 00:43:14,933 --> 00:43:16,667 COME ON! COME ON! 1102 00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:17,900 LET'S GO! LET'S GO! 1103 00:43:17,933 --> 00:43:20,733 LET'S GO! LET'S GO! LET'S MOVE OUR BUTTS HERE! 1104 00:43:20,767 --> 00:43:22,833 COME ON, PEOPLE, LET'S GO. WE'RE LOSING THE LIGHT. 1105 00:43:22,867 --> 00:43:24,833 Crowd, chanting: WALLY! WALLY! WALLY! 1106 00:43:24,867 --> 00:43:26,833 OH! OH! AAH! 1107 00:43:26,867 --> 00:43:28,167 THERE'S WALLY! 1108 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:29,167 HELLO THERE. 1109 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,667 OH, IT'S ONLY THE GOVERNOR. 1110 00:43:31,700 --> 00:43:33,667 HOW DO YOU DO, MA'AM? 1111 00:43:33,700 --> 00:43:35,333 WALLY! WALLY! WALLY! 1112 00:43:35,367 --> 00:43:36,500 Robby, on bullhorn: YEAH, BRING IN THAT CABLE. 1113 00:43:36,533 --> 00:43:38,233 YOU KNOW, WE'VE ONLY GOT A FEW HOURS. 1114 00:43:38,267 --> 00:43:39,833 LET'S GO, GUYS. COME ON. YOU'RE DOING GREAT. 1115 00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:41,733 LET'S GO! YEAH, HURRY UP! WE'VE GOT A SHOW TO DO 1116 00:43:41,767 --> 00:43:43,333 IN A COUPLE OF HOURS. COME ON! COME ON! 1117 00:43:43,367 --> 00:43:46,667 GOVERNOR, WILL YOU PLEASE GET OUT OF THE WAY? 1118 00:43:46,700 --> 00:43:49,400 WE'RE TRYING TO WORK HERE. 1119 00:43:49,433 --> 00:43:50,833 WOULD YOU LIKE A MUFFIN? 1120 00:43:50,867 --> 00:43:53,033 [EVERYBODY TALKING] 1121 00:43:53,067 --> 00:43:54,333 MUFFIN? 1122 00:43:54,367 --> 00:43:55,900 THEY'RE FAT-FREE. 1123 00:43:55,933 --> 00:43:58,000 EMILY, WHO ARE ALL-- 1124 00:43:58,033 --> 00:43:59,333 OH, WOULD YOU LIKE A MUFFIN? 1125 00:43:59,367 --> 00:44:00,333 EMILY, WHO-- 1126 00:44:00,367 --> 00:44:02,367 WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE? 1127 00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,500 OH, THEY'RE GUESTS ON THE SHOW. FLOYD, ISN'T THIS EXCITING? 1128 00:44:04,533 --> 00:44:05,900 YOU SHOULD LOOK THROUGH HERE. 1129 00:44:05,933 --> 00:44:07,500 SIR, THAT'S AN EXTREMELY VALUABLE 1130 00:44:07,533 --> 00:44:09,000 18th CENTURY FRENCH INLAID SIDE TABLE. 1131 00:44:09,033 --> 00:44:10,500 IT'S VERY VALUABLE, I JUST-- 1132 00:44:10,533 --> 00:44:11,500 OK, WE WON'T BREAK ANYTHING. 1133 00:44:11,533 --> 00:44:15,033 I DON'T WANT DENTS AND SCRATCHES ON IT. 1134 00:44:15,067 --> 00:44:18,333 GET AWAY FROM MY DESK DRAWER! 1135 00:44:18,367 --> 00:44:21,400 LIVE FROM THE GOVERNOR'S MANSION IN ATLANTA, 1136 00:44:21,433 --> 00:44:23,233 IT'S THE SHOW THAT TELLS IT LIKE IT IS. 1137 00:44:23,267 --> 00:44:25,500 AIN'T NO MYSTERY TO THIS MAN'S HISTORY. 1138 00:44:25,533 --> 00:44:29,500 MEET WALLY SPARKS. 1139 00:44:29,533 --> 00:44:32,367 TONIGHT OUR SHOW FOCUSES ON A COMPARISON 1140 00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:36,000 OF AMERICAN WRESTLING TO JAPAN'S SUMO WRESTLERS. 1141 00:44:36,033 --> 00:44:39,400 SUMO IS THE NATIONAL WRESTLING SPORT OF JAPAN, 1142 00:44:39,433 --> 00:44:41,400 AND THE JAPANESE PEOPLE HAVE HIGH REGARD 1143 00:44:41,433 --> 00:44:43,500 FOR THESE MIGHTY ATHLETES. 1144 00:44:45,533 --> 00:44:48,333 OK, BOYS, STOP BOWING. YOU'LL TIP OVER, HUH? 1145 00:44:48,367 --> 00:44:51,833 THAT'S IT, SIT DOWN. DOWN, BOYS, DOWN. OK. ALL RIGHT. 1146 00:44:51,867 --> 00:44:54,667 NOW, FOLKS, LET'S MEET THE AMERICAN WRESTLERS, 1147 00:44:54,700 --> 00:44:57,167 THE EVER-DANGEROUS PYTHON BROTHERS. 1148 00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,367 YEAH! 1149 00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,233 [AUDIENCE BOOS AND HISSES] 1150 00:45:01,267 --> 00:45:03,000 NOW TELL ME, BOYS. 1151 00:45:03,033 --> 00:45:05,333 WHY ARE YOU GIVING THE SUMOS A HARD TIME? 1152 00:45:05,367 --> 00:45:07,367 WELL, WALLY, THESE FAT TUBS OF LARD 1153 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:08,833 HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL THEMSELVES 1154 00:45:08,867 --> 00:45:10,833 PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES 1155 00:45:10,867 --> 00:45:13,500 WHEN THEY LOOK MORE LIKE THE FUJI BLIMP. 1156 00:45:13,533 --> 00:45:16,500 WE SPEND LONG, HARD HOURS IN THE GYM 1157 00:45:16,533 --> 00:45:19,533 GETTING OUR BODIES TO LOOK LIKE THIS. 1158 00:45:19,567 --> 00:45:21,000 YEAH! 1159 00:45:21,033 --> 00:45:24,500 BOYS, BOYS, NAME CALLING ISN'T GOING TO SOLVE ANYTHING. 1160 00:45:24,533 --> 00:45:27,333 THEN TELL THEM TO STOP STUFFING THEIR FACES 1161 00:45:27,367 --> 00:45:29,500 AND BUY SOME BRASSIERES! 1162 00:45:29,533 --> 00:45:30,833 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 1163 00:45:30,867 --> 00:45:34,500 DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE HELL THESE TWO JUMBOS ARE TALKING ABOUT? 1164 00:45:34,533 --> 00:45:38,000 UNFORTUNATELY, OUR JAPANESE INTERPRETER NEVER SHOWED UP. 1165 00:45:38,033 --> 00:45:41,233 BUT LUCKY FOR US, I SPEAK FLUENT JAPANESE. 1166 00:45:41,267 --> 00:45:43,033 HE DOES? 1167 00:45:43,067 --> 00:45:44,333 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 1168 00:45:44,367 --> 00:45:46,733 ...TOYOTA, MADAME BUTTERFLY... 1169 00:45:46,767 --> 00:45:49,033 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 1170 00:45:49,067 --> 00:45:50,333 OH, REALLY? 1171 00:45:50,367 --> 00:45:53,333 THEY SAY YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A COUPLE OF STEROID-POPPING PIMPS, 1172 00:45:53,367 --> 00:45:55,900 AND YOU COULDN'T LICK THE SWEAT OFF THEIR FLABBY ARMPITS. 1173 00:45:55,933 --> 00:45:59,567 TELL TUBBY HE COULDN'T LAST 2 SECONDS IN THE RING WITH ME, 1174 00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:03,500 NOT EVEN IF HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON IT. 1175 00:46:03,533 --> 00:46:04,400 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 1176 00:46:04,433 --> 00:46:06,233 YOU TELL THEM 1177 00:46:06,267 --> 00:46:07,667 WE'LL WIPE THE FLOOR WITH THEIR DIAPER-WEARING... 1178 00:46:07,700 --> 00:46:09,200 I'M GOING FOR MUFFINS. 1179 00:46:09,233 --> 00:46:10,233 YEAH, DEAR. WHATEVER. 1180 00:46:10,267 --> 00:46:12,033 THEY WANNA KNOW-- IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP, 1181 00:46:12,067 --> 00:46:14,900 WHICH ONE IS THE MAN, AND WHICH ONE IS THE WOMAN? 1182 00:46:14,933 --> 00:46:16,833 [YELLING AND GRUNTING] 1183 00:46:16,867 --> 00:46:18,200 HARVEY, I DON'T LIKE THIS AT ALL. 1184 00:46:18,233 --> 00:46:19,367 AAH! 1185 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,333 DON'T WORRY, SIR. IT'S JUST A SETUP. 1186 00:46:21,367 --> 00:46:22,333 IT'S ALL PART OF THE ACT. 1187 00:46:22,367 --> 00:46:24,833 AAH! 1188 00:46:24,867 --> 00:46:27,367 GOOD HEAVENS. SON, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1189 00:46:29,267 --> 00:46:31,167 THERE YOU ARE. AAH! 1190 00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:33,333 I'M TELLING YOU, YOU'RE BLOCKING MY CLOSEUP. 1191 00:46:33,367 --> 00:46:35,333 OH, VERY REALISTIC, SIR. 1192 00:46:35,367 --> 00:46:36,567 HYAH! 1193 00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,667 AAH! 1194 00:46:39,867 --> 00:46:43,367 Wally: BOYS, BOYS, CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? 1195 00:46:44,900 --> 00:46:46,667 CAN I HELP YOU? 1196 00:46:46,700 --> 00:46:49,367 I'M DEAN SPARKS. I'M LOOKING FOR MY FATHER WALLY. 1197 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,667 OH, YES. HE'S IN THE LIVING ROOM. 1198 00:46:51,700 --> 00:46:53,333 FOLLOW ME, PLEASE. 1199 00:46:53,367 --> 00:46:57,033 MUFFIN? THEY'RE MIGHTY POPULAR. 1200 00:47:05,367 --> 00:47:06,667 HEY, EVERYTHING'S GETTING OUT OF HAND HERE. 1201 00:47:06,700 --> 00:47:08,167 THERE HE IS. 1202 00:47:09,700 --> 00:47:11,533 WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE? HEY, DAD. 1203 00:47:11,567 --> 00:47:13,567 OH, DEAN. EGYPT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1204 00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:14,567 I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 1205 00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:15,567 AAH! 1206 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,167 OH. STOP! 1207 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:18,500 Joey: OH, MY GOD. THE SNAKE'S LOOSE. 1208 00:47:18,533 --> 00:47:20,667 Sandy: GET A WIDE SHOT OF THAT SNAKE. 1209 00:47:20,700 --> 00:47:22,067 WHAT IS ALL THIS? 1210 00:47:22,100 --> 00:47:23,833 AW, NOTHING. I'M DOING THE SHOW. 1211 00:47:23,867 --> 00:47:25,833 OH, I'M SORRY I MISSED YOUR GIG THE OTHER NIGHT. 1212 00:47:25,867 --> 00:47:26,833 I REALLY WANTED TO BE THERE. 1213 00:47:26,867 --> 00:47:28,000 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 1214 00:47:28,033 --> 00:47:29,367 LISTEN, WHEN WE HEARD YOU WERE STUCK DOWN HERE, 1215 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:30,900 WE BOOKED THE BAND INTO A LOCAL CLUB. 1216 00:47:30,933 --> 00:47:32,233 AAH! 1217 00:47:32,267 --> 00:47:34,067 SUMO! 1218 00:47:34,100 --> 00:47:35,167 AAH! 1219 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,500 Emily: OH, YOU, PUT MY HUSBAND DOWN. 1220 00:47:37,533 --> 00:47:38,700 AAH! 1221 00:47:38,733 --> 00:47:41,400 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? ROBBY. ROBBY, HONEY. 1222 00:47:41,433 --> 00:47:45,200 GOVERNOR. GOVERNOR, I WANT YOU TO MEET MY SON DEAN. 1223 00:47:45,233 --> 00:47:47,333 HE'LL BE VISITING US FOR A FEW DAYS, YOU KNOW? 1224 00:47:47,367 --> 00:47:49,667 HELP ME. 1225 00:47:50,533 --> 00:47:54,867 WELL, THE GOVERNOR SAYS HELLO. 1226 00:47:59,067 --> 00:48:01,333 WELCOME BACK TO TALK SOUP. I'M JOHN HENSON. 1227 00:48:01,367 --> 00:48:03,333 WELL, YET ANOTHER FIGHT BROKE OUT 1228 00:48:03,367 --> 00:48:05,333 ON THE WALLY SPARKS SHOW THIS WEEK 1229 00:48:05,367 --> 00:48:07,400 WHEN WALLY AND GOVERNOR PRESTON MIXED IT UP 1230 00:48:07,433 --> 00:48:10,067 WITH SOME NASTY WRESTLERS. LET'S WATCH. 1231 00:48:11,433 --> 00:48:14,233 AAH! 1232 00:48:14,267 --> 00:48:18,233 OH, MAN. WHO'S WALLY'S NEW PROMOTER, DON KING? 1233 00:48:18,267 --> 00:48:21,033 LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE! 1234 00:48:21,067 --> 00:48:22,200 NOW, FOLKS, YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS? 1235 00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:23,333 I HEAR THAT WALLY SPARKS 1236 00:48:23,367 --> 00:48:26,000 IS ACTUALLY SLEEPING IN GOVERNOR PRESTON'S BEDROOM. 1237 00:48:26,033 --> 00:48:27,700 THE ONLY PROBLEM IS, WALLY SAYS THE GOVERNOR'S WIFE 1238 00:48:27,733 --> 00:48:30,000 KEEPS HOGGING ALL THE COVERS. 1239 00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:32,833 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 1240 00:48:32,867 --> 00:48:36,367 I THOUGHT THERE WAS GOING TO BE A TOTAL TRANSFORMATION. 1241 00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:39,067 THAT WAS THE SAME OLD WALLY SPARKS SHOW. 1242 00:48:39,100 --> 00:48:41,700 I PROMISE YOU, THE NEXT SHOW'S GOING TO BE MUCH, MUCH BETTER. 1243 00:48:41,733 --> 00:48:42,900 I SWEAR TO GOD. 1244 00:48:42,933 --> 00:48:47,400 HO HO HO. NO. THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY MORE SHOWS. 1245 00:48:47,433 --> 00:48:48,500 [WHISTLES] 1246 00:48:48,533 --> 00:48:51,367 TELL HIM IT'S OVER. 1247 00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:54,200 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, SIR? YOU GONNA CANCEL US? 1248 00:48:54,233 --> 00:48:55,667 YES! 1249 00:48:55,700 --> 00:48:58,367 [SIGHS] WELL, IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT IT, 1250 00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:01,733 I GUESS THAT'S HOW IT'S GOTTA BE. 1251 00:49:01,767 --> 00:49:03,400 I GUESS WALLY WILL JUST HAVE TO TAKE 1252 00:49:03,433 --> 00:49:05,667 ONE OF THE OTHER 3 NETWORK OFFERS 1253 00:49:05,700 --> 00:49:07,367 TO AIR THE SPECIAL. 1254 00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,333 SPECIAL? WHAT SPECIAL? 1255 00:49:09,367 --> 00:49:11,833 OH, NOTHING TO CONCERN YOURSELF WITH, 1256 00:49:11,867 --> 00:49:13,667 I MEAN, NOW THAT IT'S OVER BETWEEN YOU AND WALLY. 1257 00:49:13,700 --> 00:49:16,567 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. SANDY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1258 00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:18,000 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS? 1259 00:49:18,033 --> 00:49:20,533 WELL, BECAUSE I JUST THOUGHT I'D KEEP IT ON THE Q.T. 1260 00:49:20,567 --> 00:49:23,167 YOU KNOW, MAKE IT A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU. 1261 00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:27,233 BUT, UM, I BOOKED GOVERNOR PRESTON TO DO A ONE-ON-ONE WITH WALLY. 1262 00:49:27,267 --> 00:49:29,500 ALL RIGHT. WELL, THEN I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 1263 00:49:29,533 --> 00:49:32,400 I-I'LL PUT A WHOLE BIG CAMPAIGN BEHIND THIS SHOW. 1264 00:49:32,433 --> 00:49:33,700 OH, GREAT, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 1265 00:49:33,733 --> 00:49:36,000 YOU SHOULD HOLD OFF UNTIL THE DAY OF THE SHOW. 1266 00:49:36,033 --> 00:49:38,400 HOLD IT? WHY? 1267 00:49:38,433 --> 00:49:41,167 WELL, I, UM, I HAVEN'T WORKED OUT ALL THE PARTICULARS 1268 00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:42,500 WITH THE GOVERNOR'S PEOPLE YET. 1269 00:49:42,533 --> 00:49:44,400 YEAH, BUT YOU'RE GONNA WORK IT OUT. 1270 00:49:44,433 --> 00:49:47,733 UH, YES. I'M GOING TO GET RIGHT ON TOP OF IT. 1271 00:49:48,700 --> 00:49:50,367 HARVEY... 1272 00:49:53,533 --> 00:49:55,033 OH, SHIT. 1273 00:50:43,367 --> 00:50:45,033 AAH!AAH! 1274 00:50:45,067 --> 00:50:46,500 AAH! 1275 00:50:46,533 --> 00:50:51,667 MOM! DADDY! MOM! DADDY! THERE'S A MAN IN MY ROOM! 1276 00:50:51,700 --> 00:50:54,567 DADDY! MOM! DADDY! DADDY! 1277 00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,833 WHAT HAPPENED, YOUR HUSBAND COME HOME? 1278 00:50:56,867 --> 00:51:00,533 AAH! 1279 00:51:00,567 --> 00:51:03,000 IT'S FRUSTRATING FOR ALL OF US, BABY DOLL. 1280 00:51:03,033 --> 00:51:05,833 DADDY, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU'RE LETTING THIS MAN TREAT YOU THIS WAY. 1281 00:51:05,867 --> 00:51:08,033 FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES, JUST THROW HIM OUT. 1282 00:51:08,067 --> 00:51:09,700 DARLING, I CAN'T DO THAT. HARVEY BISHOP 1283 00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:11,867 SAYS THAT WOULD ADVERSELY IMPACT MY CAMPAIGN. 1284 00:51:11,900 --> 00:51:14,567 WELL, I HAVE NO CAMPAIGN, SO IF I THROW HIM OUT, IT'S OK. 1285 00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:16,067 PRISCILLA, HONEY, DON'T DO THAT. 1286 00:51:16,100 --> 00:51:18,000 HARVEY SAYS IF I'M NICE TO HIM-- 1287 00:51:18,033 --> 00:51:20,567 HARVEY SAYS? LISTEN TO YOU, DADDY. 1288 00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:23,233 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE WITHOUT HARVEY. 1289 00:51:23,267 --> 00:51:25,167 GOOD NIGHT, DADDY. 1290 00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:28,167 WAIT, BABY DOLL. WAIT. HON... 1291 00:51:41,367 --> 00:51:43,833 [DOOR OPENS] WELCOME HOME, SIS. 1292 00:51:43,867 --> 00:51:44,833 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1293 00:51:44,867 --> 00:51:46,567 WALLY WANTS SOME DOWN PILLOWS. 1294 00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:50,333 GET OUT OF THE WAY, KIDS. HOT STUFF COMING THROUGH. 1295 00:51:50,367 --> 00:51:52,400 [DOOR OPENS] IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, MR. SPARKS, 1296 00:51:52,433 --> 00:51:54,000 BUZZ ME ON THE INTERCOM. 1297 00:51:54,033 --> 00:51:55,833 GOOD MORNING, DARLING. [KISS] 1298 00:51:55,867 --> 00:51:58,333 * CAMPTOWN RACES, HEAR MY SONG * 1299 00:51:58,367 --> 00:51:59,500 * DOO-DAH 1300 00:51:59,533 --> 00:52:01,667 * DOO-DAH 1301 00:52:01,700 --> 00:52:03,400 Wally: COME IN. 1302 00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:06,400 MR. SPARKS... [DOOR CLOSES] 1303 00:52:06,433 --> 00:52:08,833 OH, THOSE YANKEES. YOU CAN'T STOP 'EM. 1304 00:52:08,867 --> 00:52:11,033 I'M PRISCILLA PRESTON, AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU-- 1305 00:52:11,067 --> 00:52:13,233 OH, YEAH. WE SORTA MET LAST NIGHT. 1306 00:52:13,267 --> 00:52:15,900 THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 1307 00:52:15,933 --> 00:52:17,833 YOU SEE, MY FATHER AND I WERE TALKING-- 1308 00:52:17,867 --> 00:52:20,067 OH, YOUR FATHER'S A GREAT GUY. THE BEST. AND YOUR MOTHER-- 1309 00:52:20,100 --> 00:52:23,233 A REAL DOLL. AND YOUR BROTHER-- CUTE AS HECK. 1310 00:52:23,267 --> 00:52:25,333 IN FACT, I GAVE HIM A JOB WORKING FOR ME. 1311 00:52:25,367 --> 00:52:27,167 LOOK, YOU MAY BE ABLE TO CHARM THE REST OF MY FAMILY, 1312 00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:28,200 BUT NOT ME. 1313 00:52:28,233 --> 00:52:29,833 OH, BY THE WAY, SAY HELLO TO MY SON DEAN. 1314 00:52:29,867 --> 00:52:32,400 OOH. HOW DO YOU DO? I WOU-- 1315 00:52:32,433 --> 00:52:34,400 HEY. OHH. 1316 00:52:34,433 --> 00:52:35,833 HI. 1317 00:52:35,867 --> 00:52:38,167 LISTEN, I'M SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT. 1318 00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:39,400 THEY--THEY TOLD ME YOU WEREN'T HOME. 1319 00:52:39,433 --> 00:52:42,500 THAT'S OK. I MUST HAVE SOUNDED LIKE A REAL WACKO. 1320 00:52:42,533 --> 00:52:45,033 NO. I'D SCREAM, TOO IF THERE WAS A NAKED GUY IN MY BED. 1321 00:52:45,067 --> 00:52:47,667 HO. A FEW GUYS I KNOW WOULDN'T MIND AT ALL. 1322 00:52:47,700 --> 00:52:49,033 OH, WALLY. 1323 00:52:49,067 --> 00:52:50,333 DEAN, GRAB EGYPT, WILL YOU? 1324 00:52:50,367 --> 00:52:51,667 HE'S DUE FOR DOO-DOO. 1325 00:52:52,433 --> 00:52:53,667 UH... 1326 00:52:53,700 --> 00:52:56,067 HEY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN US? 1327 00:52:56,100 --> 00:52:57,700 SURE, I'D LOVE TO. 1328 00:52:57,733 --> 00:52:59,500 GREAT. 1329 00:53:00,900 --> 00:53:02,367 UM... 1330 00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:03,733 OH. 1331 00:53:03,767 --> 00:53:05,200 OH, OK. 1332 00:53:05,233 --> 00:53:08,367 OK. I'LL JUST WAIT RIGHT OUTSIDE. 1333 00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:10,067 OK. THANKS. 1334 00:53:10,867 --> 00:53:12,367 BYE. 1335 00:53:13,867 --> 00:53:15,167 WOW. 1336 00:53:24,433 --> 00:53:26,167 ALL RIGHT, SPARKS. 1337 00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:27,333 LOOK AT ME. 1338 00:53:27,367 --> 00:53:28,667 [EGYPT BARKS] WHO'S THAT? 1339 00:53:28,700 --> 00:53:30,867 OH, A LITTLE DOGGIE. 1340 00:53:30,900 --> 00:53:33,067 A COUPLE OF LOVERS, HUH? 1341 00:53:33,100 --> 00:53:34,533 COME ON, WALLY. 1342 00:53:34,567 --> 00:53:36,900 WHERE ARE YOU? 1343 00:53:42,533 --> 00:53:44,333 HEH HEH HEH HEH. 1344 00:53:53,067 --> 00:53:55,733 BACK INJURY, MY ASS. 1345 00:53:55,767 --> 00:53:57,400 I KNEW HE WAS FAKING IT. 1346 00:53:57,433 --> 00:53:59,333 NOW WE GET THE PHOTOS. 1347 00:54:02,567 --> 00:54:03,533 UNH. 1348 00:54:03,567 --> 00:54:06,700 OH. OH. UNH. 1349 00:54:06,733 --> 00:54:08,500 WHAT THE--OH, LORD. 1350 00:54:08,533 --> 00:54:10,500 OH, LORD, NO. UNH. 1351 00:54:10,533 --> 00:54:12,333 UNH. 1352 00:54:12,367 --> 00:54:15,000 OH, MY--OH, MY GOD. 1353 00:54:15,033 --> 00:54:16,333 HELP. 1354 00:54:16,367 --> 00:54:19,500 AAH! 1355 00:54:19,533 --> 00:54:22,333 AAH! 1356 00:54:22,367 --> 00:54:24,500 OH, MY GOD. AAH! 1357 00:54:25,367 --> 00:54:28,500 AAH! 1358 00:54:28,533 --> 00:54:30,333 NO! 1359 00:54:31,533 --> 00:54:32,833 [HORN HONKS] AAH! 1360 00:54:32,867 --> 00:54:33,833 [HONK HONK] 1361 00:54:33,867 --> 00:54:36,867 AAH! [HONK HONK] 1362 00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:40,200 OH, MOMMY! 1363 00:54:40,233 --> 00:54:43,167 [SPLASH] 1364 00:54:48,733 --> 00:54:53,000 1,001 MISSISSIPPI. 1,002 MISSISSIPPI. 1,003 MISSISSIPPI. 1365 00:54:53,033 --> 00:54:54,333 HEY, DAD, YOU CAN WALK. 1366 00:54:54,367 --> 00:54:56,067 DEAN. 1367 00:54:56,100 --> 00:54:58,733 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? IT-- 1368 00:54:58,767 --> 00:55:00,567 IT MUST'VE BEEN A MUSCLE SPASM. 1369 00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,167 BUT I, UH-- 1370 00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:04,500 BUT I--I REALLY CAN'T WALK. 1371 00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:08,400 OH, MY GOD, DAD, YOU'RE FAKING IT, AREN'T YOU? 1372 00:55:08,433 --> 00:55:10,000 I THOUGHT YOU WERE REALLY HURT. 1373 00:55:10,033 --> 00:55:11,333 DEAN, I'M SORRY. 1374 00:55:11,367 --> 00:55:15,167 I HAD TO DO IT. OTHERWISE, I'D LOSE MY SHOW. 1375 00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:16,367 YOUR SHOW? YOUR SHOW? 1376 00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:17,367 OF COURSE, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN. 1377 00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:21,333 DEAN...YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1378 00:55:21,367 --> 00:55:23,667 I MEAN, THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT. 1379 00:55:23,700 --> 00:55:26,167 NO. DAD, IT'S ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS. 1380 00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:29,567 EVERYTHING YOU DO IS TOO IMPORTANT. 1381 00:55:32,100 --> 00:55:33,367 [DOOR CLOSES] 1382 00:55:38,533 --> 00:55:41,500 OH, GREAT. HI. HELLO. 1383 00:55:49,367 --> 00:55:51,000 [COUGH] 1384 00:55:51,033 --> 00:55:53,167 [COUGH] 1385 00:55:57,400 --> 00:55:58,733 GREAT. 1386 00:56:00,700 --> 00:56:03,367 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING UP? DO YOU WANNA GET CAUGHT? 1387 00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:05,333 GET IN BED. COME ON, GET IN BED. 1388 00:56:05,367 --> 00:56:07,533 IF I GET IN BED, WILL YOU TELL ME A STORY? 1389 00:56:07,567 --> 00:56:09,733 HA. VERY FUNNY. COME ON, GET IN BED. 1390 00:56:09,767 --> 00:56:11,667 SANDY, I CAN'T JUST LAY IN BED. 1391 00:56:11,700 --> 00:56:12,667 WHEN I'M ON MY BACK, 1392 00:56:12,700 --> 00:56:14,167 I WANNA BE ENJOYING MYSELF. 1393 00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:15,500 DO ME A FAVOR, WILL YOU? CALL NEW YORK. 1394 00:56:15,533 --> 00:56:16,867 TELL VIVIAN TO COME DOWN HERE 1395 00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:18,000 AND HANG WITH ME, WILL YOU? 1396 00:56:18,033 --> 00:56:19,033 WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY? 1397 00:56:19,067 --> 00:56:20,167 YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GIRLS UP HERE. 1398 00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:21,833 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN CRITICAL CONDITION. 1399 00:56:21,867 --> 00:56:24,533 HUH. IF 4 DAYS GO BY, I DON'T HAVE SEX, 1400 00:56:24,567 --> 00:56:26,167 TO ME THAT'S CRITICAL CONDITION. 1401 00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:28,867 LOOK, IF YOU WANT THINGS TO WORK OUT, YOU JUST STAY PUT 1402 00:56:28,900 --> 00:56:30,567 UNTIL WE GET THE GOVERNOR ON THE SHOW, OK? 1403 00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:32,400 SUPPOSE THE GOVERNOR DON'T DO THE SHOW? 1404 00:56:32,433 --> 00:56:33,833 HEY, NOT AN OPTION. 1405 00:56:33,867 --> 00:56:35,867 REMEMBER UNEMPLOYMENT? SKID ROW? 1406 00:56:35,900 --> 00:56:37,567 WHO KNOWS WHAT'LL HAPPEN TO JOE? 1407 00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:39,167 HE'S NOTHING WITHOUT YOU. 1408 00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:41,500 HEY, LOOK. YOU STAY OUT OF THE GOVERNOR'S HAIR, 1409 00:56:41,533 --> 00:56:43,567 AND I... WILL DO SOME WORK ON-- 1410 00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:45,500 [SQUIRT SQUIRT] HARVEY. 1411 00:56:45,533 --> 00:56:48,167 OH, AND DON'T FORGET WHAT THE DOCTOR SAID. 1412 00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:49,900 DON'T LIFT ANYTHING OVER 10 POUNDS, OK? 1413 00:56:49,933 --> 00:56:52,333 DON'T LIFT ANYTHING OVER 10 POUNDS. 1414 00:56:52,367 --> 00:56:54,500 NOW I CAN NEVER TAKE A LEAK. 1415 00:56:54,533 --> 00:56:56,233 OH, PLEASE. 1416 00:57:05,867 --> 00:57:08,500 LET'S SEE...ESCORTS. AH, HERE'S ONE. 1417 00:57:08,533 --> 00:57:11,000 "WE WILL FILL ANY FANTASY." [DOORBELL RINGS] 1418 00:57:16,033 --> 00:57:17,533 HI. HELLO. 1419 00:57:17,567 --> 00:57:20,500 I'M HERE TO SEE MR...WALLY SPARKS. 1420 00:57:20,533 --> 00:57:23,333 OH, YES. UPSTAIRS, FIRST DOOR TO THE RIGHT. 1421 00:57:23,367 --> 00:57:25,000 OH. 1422 00:57:26,900 --> 00:57:30,367 UM, WHATEVER YOUR HOUSE CALL FEE IS, 1423 00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:31,667 PLEASE, PUT IS ON OUR BILL. 1424 00:57:31,700 --> 00:57:34,167 OH, MR. SPARKS ALREADY PAID WITH HIS CREDIT CARD. 1425 00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:36,367 WE ALWAYS GET PAID UP FRONT, 1426 00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:38,033 THE WAY WE OPERATE. 1427 00:57:38,067 --> 00:57:41,533 OH, NO. THEY'RE GOING TO OPERATE. 1428 00:57:41,567 --> 00:57:44,200 THE MAN'S A MENACE. 1429 00:57:44,233 --> 00:57:46,500 I DON'T CARE IF THEY SUE ME, 1430 00:57:46,533 --> 00:57:48,733 HE IS NOT DOING ANOTHER BROADCAST FROM THIS HOUSE. 1431 00:57:48,767 --> 00:57:51,033 BUT THAT'S NOT AN OPTION, SIR, 1432 00:57:51,067 --> 00:57:54,067 WITH ALL DUE RESPECT. 1433 00:57:55,367 --> 00:57:56,467 YOU SEE, SIR, 1434 00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:58,667 AFTER AIRING YOUR CAMPAIGN SPOTS DURING THE SUMO SHOW, 1435 00:57:58,700 --> 00:58:01,333 AWARENESS AMONG YOUNG VOTERS HAS GONE WAY UP. 1436 00:58:01,367 --> 00:58:03,333 HAVING SPARKS HERE HAS ACTUALLY HELPED US. 1437 00:58:03,367 --> 00:58:06,333 IN FACT, I THINK YOU SHOULD CONSIDER DOING HIS SHOW. 1438 00:58:06,367 --> 00:58:09,367 HARVEY, I HAPPEN TO THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO NOW. 1439 00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:11,867 YES, SIR. WELL, I'LL JUST LEAVE YOU HERE TO PONDER THE POSSIBILITY. 1440 00:58:11,900 --> 00:58:13,500 JUST KIND OF KICK IT AROUND IN YOUR HEAD. 1441 00:58:13,533 --> 00:58:15,000 JUST TRY IT ON FOR SIZE. 1442 00:58:15,033 --> 00:58:16,833 BYE, HARVEY. 1443 00:58:16,867 --> 00:58:18,533 [HUMMING] 1444 00:58:18,567 --> 00:58:21,333 IT'S BEEN REAL NICE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU, WALLY. 1445 00:58:21,367 --> 00:58:22,833 OOH, I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING, HONEY-- 1446 00:58:22,867 --> 00:58:25,333 YOU SHOULD BE THE HEAD NURSE. 1447 00:58:25,367 --> 00:58:27,500 A HOOKER. WHAT A BUSINESS THAT IS. 1448 00:58:27,533 --> 00:58:29,533 A HOOKER. THAT'S THE BEST RACKET IN THE WORLD. 1449 00:58:29,567 --> 00:58:32,367 YOU GOT IT, YOU SELL IT, AND YOU STILL GOT IT. 1450 00:58:34,533 --> 00:58:36,833 "BACK OUT OF THE ELECTION--" 1451 00:58:36,867 --> 00:58:39,533 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 1452 00:58:40,700 --> 00:58:42,000 [WHEEZES] 1453 00:58:43,367 --> 00:58:46,733 [LABORED BREATHING] 1454 00:58:46,767 --> 00:58:48,867 FLOYD, DARLING, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1455 00:58:48,900 --> 00:58:52,167 I DON'T KNOW. UH, I THINK I'M HAVING AN ANXIETY ATTACK. 1456 00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:53,167 OH, DARLING. 1457 00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:55,833 I'LL GET THE NURSE. 1458 00:58:56,867 --> 00:58:57,833 [GIGGLES] 1459 00:58:57,867 --> 00:58:59,500 THANKS FOR THE HOUSE CALL, HONEY. 1460 00:58:59,533 --> 00:59:01,167 BYE-BYE. 1461 00:59:02,900 --> 00:59:04,567 [SLIDING DOOR OPENS] 1462 00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:08,200 HI. YOUR WIFE SENT ME IN TO, UH... 1463 00:59:08,233 --> 00:59:10,200 TAKE CARE OF YOU. 1464 00:59:10,233 --> 00:59:12,667 I'VE BEEN UNDER A GREAT DEAL OF STRESS OF LATE. 1465 00:59:12,700 --> 00:59:13,867 OHH. 1466 00:59:13,900 --> 00:59:17,333 WELL, YOU JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX, 1467 00:59:17,367 --> 00:59:20,833 AND DON'T YOU WORRY THIS LITTLE HEAD ABOUT NOTHING. 1468 00:59:20,867 --> 00:59:23,333 WELL, I REALLY DO APPRECIATE THIS, BUT... 1469 00:59:23,367 --> 00:59:26,833 I REALLY CAN'T SEE WHAT YOU'RE ABLE TO DO. 1470 00:59:26,867 --> 00:59:29,733 GREAT BALLS OF FIRE! NEVER IN MY LIFE-- 1471 00:59:29,767 --> 00:59:31,667 WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE? 1472 00:59:31,700 --> 00:59:35,500 OH, I'M SORRY, HONEY. HE JUST WASN'T UP TO IT. 1473 00:59:35,533 --> 00:59:39,333 WHAT IS GOING ON? I HATE THAT MAN! 1474 00:59:40,267 --> 00:59:41,233 [WOOF] 1475 00:59:41,267 --> 00:59:42,233 [GIGGLES] 1476 00:59:42,267 --> 00:59:43,333 COME HERE. COME HERE. 1477 00:59:43,367 --> 00:59:45,833 [WOOF WOOF] 1478 00:59:45,867 --> 00:59:48,167 [LAUGHING] 1479 00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:51,333 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE WALLY SPARKS' SON. 1480 00:59:51,367 --> 00:59:53,067 YEAH, I GET THAT A LOT. 1481 00:59:53,100 --> 00:59:55,667 I BET YOU DO. HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT'LL BE 1482 00:59:55,700 --> 00:59:57,700 BEFORE YOUR DAD'S WELL AGAIN? 1483 00:59:57,733 --> 01:00:00,400 OH, MY DAD'S NEVER BEEN WELL. 1484 01:00:00,433 --> 01:00:01,567 HA HA HA. 1485 01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:03,500 OK, PULL! 1486 01:00:05,267 --> 01:00:07,667 WOW-WEE! 1487 01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:09,367 [CRASH] UNH. 1488 01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:11,200 [GLASS SHATTERS] 1489 01:00:16,100 --> 01:00:20,333 [CHUCKLES] OH, BOY. THIS IS A KODAK MOMENT. 1490 01:00:20,367 --> 01:00:22,200 NOW, HOW WAS THAT ONE? 1491 01:00:22,233 --> 01:00:23,667 BULL'S-EYE! 1492 01:00:23,700 --> 01:00:25,033 THEN GIVE ME A HIGH ONE. 1493 01:00:25,067 --> 01:00:27,067 LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN HIT THIS ONE. 1494 01:00:27,100 --> 01:00:31,200 SMILE, SPARKS. YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA. 1495 01:00:32,067 --> 01:00:33,900 OK, PULL! 1496 01:00:33,933 --> 01:00:35,333 [CLICKS] OH, SHIT. 1497 01:00:36,533 --> 01:00:41,367 AAH! 1498 01:00:45,533 --> 01:00:47,833 I STILL GOT HIM. 1499 01:00:47,867 --> 01:00:50,067 NO! SHIT. GREAT. 1500 01:00:50,100 --> 01:00:51,500 JUST GREAT. 1501 01:00:52,533 --> 01:00:54,500 THAT WAS AWESOME, MAN. 1502 01:00:54,533 --> 01:00:55,900 YOU SURE CAN SHOOT. 1503 01:00:55,933 --> 01:00:57,167 MY OLD MAN TAUGHT ME. 1504 01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:59,567 MY DAD WON'T LET ME USE IT ALONE, 1505 01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:01,367 AND HE'S TOO BUSY TO TEACH ME. 1506 01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:03,567 YOUR FATHER'S AN IMPORTANT MAN, YOU KNOW. 1507 01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:06,033 YEAH, BUT YOU'RE IMPORTANT. 1508 01:01:06,067 --> 01:01:10,333 YEAH. I GUESS BEING IMPORTANT AND BEING A GOOD FATHER-- 1509 01:01:10,367 --> 01:01:12,567 THEY JUST DON'T GO TOGETHER, YOU KNOW? 1510 01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:15,500 I BET DEAN HAD A GREAT TIME WHEN HE WAS KID 1511 01:01:15,533 --> 01:01:16,700 WITH YOU AS HIS DAD. 1512 01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:28,333 I DON'T THINK THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOU. 1513 01:01:28,367 --> 01:01:31,333 I THINK THEY'RE GONNA FIND A STUDY SOMEDAY THAT SAYS IT ISN'T. 1514 01:01:31,367 --> 01:01:33,500 HEY, GIRLS. HOW YOU DOING? 1515 01:01:33,533 --> 01:01:35,833 WELL, MR. SPARKS. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? 1516 01:01:35,867 --> 01:01:37,333 I'M OK. GOOD. 1517 01:01:37,367 --> 01:01:39,700 GOOD. MR. SPARKS, THIS IS AGNES FARBER. 1518 01:01:39,733 --> 01:01:40,733 HOW DO YOU DO? 1519 01:01:40,767 --> 01:01:42,733 AND HELEN WILLIAMS, JUDGE WILLIAMS' WIFE. 1520 01:01:42,767 --> 01:01:46,400 THEY'RE BOTH ON THE BOARD OF THE SAVE THE RAIN FOREST FOUNDATION WITH ME. 1521 01:01:46,433 --> 01:01:48,500 OH, PLEASED TO MEET YOU. 1522 01:01:48,533 --> 01:01:51,333 MR. SPARKS, DO YOU PLAY BRIDGE? 1523 01:01:51,367 --> 01:01:53,333 ONE OF OUR FRIENDS COULDN'T MAKE IT TODAY. 1524 01:01:53,367 --> 01:01:55,067 WE'RE LOOKING FOR A FOURTH. 1525 01:01:55,100 --> 01:01:57,833 OH. WELL, I'LL TELL YOU-- I'M LOOKING FOR A FIFTH. 1526 01:01:57,867 --> 01:01:59,167 [GIGGLES] 1527 01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:00,567 HE'S FUNNY. 1528 01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:01,900 WHAT DO YOU GIRLS PLAY FOR? 1529 01:02:01,933 --> 01:02:03,333 Mrs. Williams: A NICKEL A POINT. 1530 01:02:03,367 --> 01:02:05,667 OH, I TELL YOU-- I THINK I CAN HANDLE THAT... 1531 01:02:05,700 --> 01:02:09,867 AS LONG AS YOU GIRLS TAKE IT EASY ON ME. 1532 01:02:09,900 --> 01:02:12,533 SO, YOU'RE SAVING THE RAIN FOREST, HUH? 1533 01:02:12,567 --> 01:02:16,867 OH, YES. I LOVE NATURE. I AM ALSO A BIRD-WATCHER. 1534 01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:19,167 I LOVE BLUE JAYS. I LOVE ROBINS. 1535 01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:22,333 BUT MOST OF ALL, I LOV PEACOCKS. 1536 01:02:22,367 --> 01:02:25,000 I'LL BET YOU DO. 1537 01:02:25,033 --> 01:02:27,867 SO TELL US, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BIRD? 1538 01:02:27,900 --> 01:02:30,000 MY FAVORITE BIRD, HUH? 1539 01:02:31,367 --> 01:02:33,367 THE SWALLOW. 1540 01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:35,033 LOVELY BIRD. 1541 01:02:35,067 --> 01:02:38,400 I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE OF THOSE IN THE LONGEST TIME. 1542 01:02:38,433 --> 01:02:40,667 I KNOW. THEY'RE ALMOST EXTINCT. 1543 01:02:40,700 --> 01:02:42,500 SO, GIRLS, WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING? 1544 01:02:42,533 --> 01:02:44,000 OH, ICED TEA. 1545 01:02:44,033 --> 01:02:46,167 OH, DID YOU EVER HAVE LONG ISLAND ICED TEA? 1546 01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:47,667 NO.NO. NO. 1547 01:02:47,700 --> 01:02:49,733 OH, REALLY? 1548 01:02:49,767 --> 01:02:53,000 HA HA HA! HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 1549 01:02:53,033 --> 01:02:54,733 I GOT 2 4s. 1550 01:02:54,767 --> 01:02:57,567 I HAVE A PAIR OF ACES. 1551 01:02:57,600 --> 01:03:00,200 PAIR OF ACES, HUH? HONEY, DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF, WILL YA? 1552 01:03:00,233 --> 01:03:04,167 I HAVEN'T GOT ANYTHING. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT, WALLY? 1553 01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:06,867 I GOT A STRAIGHT, BUT I CAN'T SHOW IT TO YOU. 1554 01:03:12,033 --> 01:03:13,567 [SNIFF SNIFF] HEY, WHAT AM I SMELLING? 1555 01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:15,000 WHOSE PERFUME IS THAT? 1556 01:03:15,033 --> 01:03:16,400 OH, THAT'S ME, WALLY. 1557 01:03:16,433 --> 01:03:18,500 I'M WEARING SUMMER'S MIST. 1558 01:03:18,533 --> 01:03:20,733 OH, I JUST LOVE SUMMER'S MIST. 1559 01:03:20,767 --> 01:03:22,833 I PUT A DAB BEHIND EACH EAR. 1560 01:03:22,867 --> 01:03:26,000 DRIVES THE GOVERNOR CRAZY. 1561 01:03:26,033 --> 01:03:28,167 HEY, GIRLS. WANT TO ATTRACT MEN? 1562 01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:30,400 I'LL TELL YOU THE BEST THING TO PUT BEHIND YOUR EARS. 1563 01:03:30,433 --> 01:03:31,700 YOUR ANKLES. 1564 01:03:32,900 --> 01:03:35,333 HA HA HA! HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 1565 01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:40,500 OH, YOU NAUGHTY BOY. NAUGHTY BOY. 1566 01:03:40,533 --> 01:03:42,733 GIRLS, I'M GONNA RUN ALONG. 1567 01:03:42,767 --> 01:03:45,533 I DON'T WANT TO SEE WHAT GRAVITY HAS DONE TO YOU, YOU KNOW? 1568 01:03:45,567 --> 01:03:49,367 OH, NO, WALLY. DON'T GO. STAY AND PLAY, PLEASE? 1569 01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:52,000 WALLY, WALLY, YOU PLAY THE PIANO. 1570 01:03:53,433 --> 01:03:56,667 OK, GIRLS. KEEP YOUR BRASSIERES ON. 1571 01:03:56,700 --> 01:03:58,500 [CRACK] 1572 01:04:09,933 --> 01:04:11,500 WHOO! 1573 01:04:11,533 --> 01:04:14,733 * JUST TAKE THOSE OLD RECORDS OFF THE SHELF * 1574 01:04:14,767 --> 01:04:19,067 * I'D SOONER LISTEN TO 'EM BY MYSELF * 1575 01:04:19,100 --> 01:04:23,067 * TODAY'S MUSIC AIN'T GOT THE SAME SOUL * 1576 01:04:23,100 --> 01:04:29,167 * I LIKE THAT OLD-TIME ROCK AND ROLL * 1577 01:04:29,933 --> 01:04:31,833 Emily: PLAY IT, WALLY. 1578 01:04:31,867 --> 01:04:33,067 Mrs. Farber: THAT'S RIGHT. PLAY IT. 1579 01:04:33,100 --> 01:04:34,333 * COME ON OVER, BABY 1580 01:04:34,367 --> 01:04:36,400 * WHOLE LOTTA SHAKIN' GOIN' ON * 1581 01:04:36,433 --> 01:04:38,167 WHOSE BOY? YOUR BOY, MY BOY. 1582 01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:40,333 * COME ON OVER, BABY 1583 01:04:40,367 --> 01:04:42,167 * BABY, YOU CAN'T GO WRONG 1584 01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:43,667 GO WRONG. GO WRONG. GO WRONG. 1585 01:04:43,700 --> 01:04:45,733 * WE AIN'T FAKIN' 1586 01:04:45,767 --> 01:04:49,833 * WHOLE LOTTA SHAKIN' GOIN' ON * 1587 01:04:49,867 --> 01:04:53,700 OH, WALLY, I JUST LOVE THE WAY YOU PLAY PIANO. 1588 01:04:53,733 --> 01:04:55,000 AW, THIS IS NOTHING. 1589 01:04:55,033 --> 01:04:57,500 YOU SHOULD SEE ME PLAY MY UPRIGHT ORGAN. 1590 01:04:57,533 --> 01:04:59,833 OH, YOU RASCAL, YOU. HA HA HA. 1591 01:04:59,867 --> 01:05:02,033 ONE MORE TIME FOR RONNIE. 1592 01:05:02,067 --> 01:05:03,833 * SHAKE IT, BABY, SHAKE IT 1593 01:05:04,700 --> 01:05:07,333 * SHAKE IT, BABY, SHAKE IT 1594 01:05:07,367 --> 01:05:08,833 [LAUGHTER] 1595 01:05:08,867 --> 01:05:11,833 HERE WE ARE. WE'LL KEEP THIS MEETING AS SHORT AS WE CAN, SIR. 1596 01:05:11,867 --> 01:05:12,900 MY PLEASURE. 1597 01:05:12,933 --> 01:05:15,000 IT'S AN HONOR TO BE ABLE TO ENDORSE A MAN 1598 01:05:15,033 --> 01:05:16,733 WITH SUCH HIGH FAMILY VALUES. WHY, THANK YOU. 1599 01:05:16,767 --> 01:05:17,567 WHOO! 1600 01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:19,333 * SHAKE IT, BABY, SHAKE IT 1601 01:05:19,367 --> 01:05:20,333 WHOO!WHOO! 1602 01:05:20,367 --> 01:05:21,900 * SHAKE IT, BABY, SHAKE IT, BABY * 1603 01:05:21,933 --> 01:05:24,167 * COME ON, BABY, SHAKE IT AND SHAKE IT * 1604 01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:25,333 * COME ON OVER AND SHAKE IT * 1605 01:05:25,367 --> 01:05:27,167 * COME ON OVER 1606 01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:29,333 * COME ON, BABY, SHAKE IT NOW * 1607 01:05:29,367 --> 01:05:31,567 SHAKE IT, BABY. SHAKE IT. COME ON. 1608 01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:33,867 GO AHEAD AND SHAKE IT. WACK-A, WACK-A, WACK-A. 1609 01:05:35,033 --> 01:05:37,500 HELEN, STOP THAT! 1610 01:05:37,533 --> 01:05:39,367 AT ONCE! 1611 01:05:42,367 --> 01:05:43,333 AAH! 1612 01:05:43,367 --> 01:05:44,500 [THUD] 1613 01:05:44,533 --> 01:05:45,700 EMILY! 1614 01:05:45,733 --> 01:05:48,167 WHAT IN THE NAME OF SAM HILL'S COME OVER YOU? 1615 01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:52,033 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 1616 01:05:52,067 --> 01:05:55,500 HEY, GOVERNOR, YOU CAN TAKE HER UPSTAIRS. SHE'S READY NOW. 1617 01:05:55,533 --> 01:05:57,000 [LADIES LAUGH] 1618 01:06:02,767 --> 01:06:05,167 HONEY, IF I WAS WITH YOU RIGHT NOW, I'D SHOW YOU SEX. 1619 01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:06,833 I'D GIVE IT TO YOU REAL GOOD. 1620 01:06:06,867 --> 01:06:11,067 OH, WHAT'S THAT? MY 3 MINUTES ARE UP, HUH? OK. 1621 01:06:11,100 --> 01:06:12,400 [DOOR OPENS] 1622 01:06:12,433 --> 01:06:14,500 MR. SPARKS... 1623 01:06:15,933 --> 01:06:18,000 [MUTTERING] 1624 01:06:18,033 --> 01:06:21,500 I CANNOT TAKE YOU IN THIS HOUSE ONE MORE NIGHT, SIR. 1625 01:06:21,533 --> 01:06:24,333 GET THAT FILTHY MONGREL OFF MY GRANDMOTHER'S SETTEE! 1626 01:06:24,367 --> 01:06:27,400 EGYPT. DOWN, EGYPT, DOWN. 1627 01:06:27,433 --> 01:06:31,833 THAT HORRIBLE ANIMAL DID HIS, YOU KNOW... 1628 01:06:33,033 --> 01:06:35,500 DID HIS BUSINESS IN MY STUDY AGAIN LAST NIGHT. 1629 01:06:35,533 --> 01:06:37,833 HEY, GOVERNOR, THAT'S WHY WE CALL HIM EGYPT. 1630 01:06:37,867 --> 01:06:39,333 EVERY ROOM, HE LEAVES A PYRAMID. 1631 01:06:39,367 --> 01:06:41,867 THAT ANIMAL IS DANGEROUS. 1632 01:06:41,900 --> 01:06:43,667 OH, PEACH FUZZ. 1633 01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:46,167 ARE YOU KIDDING? EGYPT IS HARMLESS. 1634 01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:48,500 THERE'S NOT AN AGGRESSIVE BONE IN HIS BODY. 1635 01:06:51,700 --> 01:06:53,333 UH, MAYBE ONE. 1636 01:06:53,367 --> 01:06:56,333 GET THIS DOG OFF ME. 1637 01:06:56,367 --> 01:06:58,200 EGYPT, COLD SHOWER. COLD SHOWER, EGYPT. 1638 01:06:58,233 --> 01:07:01,567 FOR GOD'S SAKE, MAN. WHY DON'T YOU MATE THAT DOG? 1639 01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:03,667 MATE HIM? ARE YOU KIDDING? I WOULDN'T MATE HIM. 1640 01:07:03,700 --> 01:07:05,733 LET HIM GO THROUGH WHAT I GO THROUGH. 1641 01:07:05,767 --> 01:07:08,000 MR. SPARKS... 1642 01:07:08,033 --> 01:07:10,700 I AM SORRY THAT YOU WERE HURT IN MY HOME, 1643 01:07:10,733 --> 01:07:13,367 BUT YOU HAVE OVERSTAYED YOUR WELCOME. 1644 01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:16,400 I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE TOMORROW. 1645 01:07:16,433 --> 01:07:19,000 I REALLY APPRECIATE EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE FOR ME, YOU KNOW? 1646 01:07:19,033 --> 01:07:21,500 I OWE YOU ONE. AND TO PROVE IT, 1647 01:07:21,533 --> 01:07:22,733 I'M GONNA HAVE YOU AS A GUEST ON MY SHOW. 1648 01:07:22,767 --> 01:07:25,500 HA HA. HAVE YOU TAKEN LEAVE OF YOUR SENSES? 1649 01:07:25,533 --> 01:07:28,167 I'D RATHER ROLL IN HONEY, JUMP ON AN ANT HILL, 1650 01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:29,667 AND WALK BAREFOOT ACROSS HOT COALS. 1651 01:07:29,700 --> 01:07:32,733 SOUNDS GOOD, BUT WE HAD A GUY DO THAT LAST WEEK. 1652 01:07:32,767 --> 01:07:34,333 TOMORROW! 1653 01:07:34,367 --> 01:07:35,400 OUT! 1654 01:07:35,433 --> 01:07:37,867 AW, COME ON, GOVERNOR. DO THE SHOW, WILL YOU? 1655 01:07:37,900 --> 01:07:39,167 ROBBY WOULD LOVE IT. 1656 01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:40,867 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TALKING TO MY SON? 1657 01:07:40,900 --> 01:07:43,333 HE'S A GOOD KID, ROBBY. SMART KID. HE LOVES YOU. 1658 01:07:43,367 --> 01:07:45,500 HE JUST NEEDS SOME ATTENTION, THAT'S ALL. 1659 01:07:45,533 --> 01:07:47,667 DON'T TELL ME ABOUT MY SON. I KNOW MY SON. 1660 01:07:47,700 --> 01:07:51,500 YOU'RE A BAD INFLUENCE. YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM. 1661 01:07:51,533 --> 01:07:53,167 OH, AND ANOTHER THING-- 1662 01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:55,867 THAT--THAT--THAT SON OF YOURS 1663 01:07:55,900 --> 01:07:57,500 IS TAKING MY DAUGHTER OUT ON A DATE TONIGHT. 1664 01:07:57,533 --> 01:07:59,367 I WANT HER IN BED BY 12:00. 1665 01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:01,333 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, WILL YOU? 1666 01:08:01,367 --> 01:08:04,067 I KNOW DEAN. HE'LL HAVE HER IN BED BY 10:00. 1667 01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:07,167 I-- 1668 01:08:08,033 --> 01:08:09,333 YEAH. 1669 01:08:12,867 --> 01:08:15,167 I HATE THAT MAN. 1670 01:08:21,267 --> 01:08:22,233 HEY, WALLY, 1671 01:08:22,267 --> 01:08:25,000 EGYPT FOUND THIS WALLET OUTSIDE. 1672 01:08:25,033 --> 01:08:26,500 OH, YEAH? 1673 01:08:26,533 --> 01:08:28,167 OOH, THAT'S MILLER! 1674 01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:30,167 YEAH, HE MUST BE DOWN HERE SPYING ON ME. 1675 01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:31,167 WHO IS HE? 1676 01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:33,167 WELL, HE'S NOT A FAN OF MINE. 1677 01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:35,333 IN FACT, HE CAN BLOW THE WHOLE THING. 1678 01:08:35,367 --> 01:08:36,500 YEAH, WELL, DON'T WORRY, WALLY. 1679 01:08:36,533 --> 01:08:38,500 WITH ME AND EGYPT STANDING GUARD, 1680 01:08:38,533 --> 01:08:40,500 HE WON'T GET WITHIN 100 YARDS OF THIS PLACE. 1681 01:08:40,533 --> 01:08:42,533 HA HA, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. 1682 01:09:07,533 --> 01:09:08,500 MMMF! 1683 01:09:29,367 --> 01:09:31,333 IT'S JUST I'VE HEARD ABOUT YOU SOUTHERN WOMEN. 1684 01:09:31,367 --> 01:09:33,533 YOU HAVE NOT HEARD A THING ABOUT SOUTHERN WOMEN, 1685 01:09:33,567 --> 01:09:35,500 AND YOU KNOW IT. 1686 01:09:35,533 --> 01:09:37,867 ALL RIGHT, NOW LISTEN, DON'T DRIVE TOO FAST, OK? 1687 01:09:37,900 --> 01:09:39,500 HANG ON. 1688 01:09:40,367 --> 01:09:41,500 HERE WE GO! 1689 01:09:41,533 --> 01:09:46,533 AAH! 1690 01:09:46,567 --> 01:09:48,500 HELP! 1691 01:09:49,533 --> 01:09:51,733 AAH-YA! AAH-YA! AAH-YA! 1692 01:09:51,767 --> 01:09:55,667 AAH! 1693 01:09:55,700 --> 01:09:58,000 YAH-OUCH! 1694 01:09:58,033 --> 01:09:59,333 Priscilla: WHOO! 1695 01:09:59,367 --> 01:10:03,167 AAH! 1696 01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:04,733 OOF! 1697 01:10:04,767 --> 01:10:08,033 [WHIMPERING] 1698 01:10:10,033 --> 01:10:11,000 [CHIRPING] 1699 01:10:11,033 --> 01:10:12,400 [WHISPERING] Wally? Psst. 1700 01:10:12,433 --> 01:10:14,167 Wally? Wally? 1701 01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:15,167 Hey, Joey, up here. 1702 01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:16,333 What the hell you doing up there? 1703 01:10:16,367 --> 01:10:17,333 Come on, let's go. 1704 01:10:17,367 --> 01:10:18,667 I'll be right down. 1705 01:10:18,700 --> 01:10:21,333 [SQUEAKING] 1706 01:10:21,367 --> 01:10:23,567 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 1707 01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:26,067 HEY! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? 1708 01:10:26,100 --> 01:10:27,333 GET OUT OF HERE, WILL YOU? 1709 01:10:27,367 --> 01:10:29,000 HEY, BUY ME A DRINK FIRST! 1710 01:10:29,033 --> 01:10:30,167 Will you quit the clowning. 1711 01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:31,500 OH, OOH! 1712 01:10:31,533 --> 01:10:33,367 GO FIND YOUR OWN NUTS, WILL YOU? 1713 01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:34,900 HEY, HEY, WHAT? 1714 01:10:34,933 --> 01:10:36,367 OW! [CRUNCH] 1715 01:10:37,433 --> 01:10:38,867 HE'S DEAD. 1716 01:10:38,900 --> 01:10:41,200 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1717 01:10:41,233 --> 01:10:42,833 WHAT WERE YOU DOING? 1718 01:10:42,867 --> 01:10:43,867 THAT SQUIRREL, 1719 01:10:43,900 --> 01:10:46,867 HE WAS AFTER MY MACADAMIAS. 1720 01:10:46,900 --> 01:10:48,567 DID YOU REMEMBER TO BRING MY DISGUISE? 1721 01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:49,667 IT'S IN THE CAR. 1722 01:10:49,700 --> 01:10:50,667 Harvey: GOVERNOR? 1723 01:10:50,700 --> 01:10:51,833 SHH! 1724 01:10:51,867 --> 01:10:54,833 Governor: HARVEY, COME IN HERE RIGHT AWAY! 1725 01:10:54,867 --> 01:10:57,400 CLOSE THAT DOOR! 1726 01:10:57,433 --> 01:11:00,200 WHAT WAS SO URGENT THAT YOU NEEDED TO SEE ME, SIR? 1727 01:11:00,233 --> 01:11:02,200 WELL, HERE IT IS, HARVEY. 1728 01:11:02,233 --> 01:11:03,567 I'M BEING BLACKMAILED. 1729 01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:04,567 WHAT? 1730 01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:06,367 I RECEIVED A FAX AND A TELEPHONE CALL 1731 01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:08,367 TELLING ME THAT IF I DON'T DO WHAT THEY SAY 1732 01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:09,667 AND PULL OUT OF THE RACE, 1733 01:11:09,700 --> 01:11:11,367 THEY'RE GOING TO GO PUBLIC WITH THIS. 1734 01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:13,367 THEY SAY THAT THEY HAVE PROOF 1735 01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:16,000 OF MY HAVING HAD SEX IN A MOTEL WITH A STRIPPER! 1736 01:11:16,033 --> 01:11:17,400 Harvey: PROOF? 1737 01:11:17,433 --> 01:11:18,567 WHAT KIND OF PROOF? 1738 01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:19,567 I DON'T KNOW. 1739 01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:20,700 WELL, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 1740 01:11:20,733 --> 01:11:21,700 I'M INNOCENT. 1741 01:11:21,733 --> 01:11:22,833 OF COURSE YOU ARE. 1742 01:11:22,867 --> 01:11:24,667 IT'S MY WORD AGAINST THEIRS. 1743 01:11:24,700 --> 01:11:26,733 ABSOLUTELY. 1744 01:11:31,533 --> 01:11:35,167 I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT WOMAN BEFORE IN MY LIFE! 1745 01:11:36,700 --> 01:11:38,067 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? 1746 01:11:38,100 --> 01:11:40,033 THE GOVERNOR'S GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING EXTRA ON THE SIDE. 1747 01:11:40,067 --> 01:11:41,667 BE QUIET. I WANT TO HEAR THIS. 1748 01:11:41,700 --> 01:11:43,000 DAMN! 1749 01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:47,200 WELL, IT DOES TAKE TWO TO TANGO, SIR. 1750 01:11:47,233 --> 01:11:49,333 THAT'S A CONSPIRACY, HARVEY! 1751 01:11:49,367 --> 01:11:51,400 YOU BELIEVE ME, DON'T YOU? 1752 01:11:51,433 --> 01:11:52,833 DAMN IT! 1753 01:11:52,867 --> 01:11:54,333 WELL, SIR, A STRIPPER SAYS 1754 01:11:54,367 --> 01:11:55,667 SHE HAD SEX WITH YOU IN A MOTEL ROOM, 1755 01:11:55,700 --> 01:11:57,333 AND THEN THERE'S THIS PHOTO OF YOU NAKED 1756 01:11:57,367 --> 01:11:58,900 IN BED WITH A NAKED WOMAN, 1757 01:11:58,933 --> 01:12:02,167 WHOM YOU SAY YOU NEVER SAW. 1758 01:12:04,867 --> 01:12:07,033 YES, SIR. 1759 01:12:07,067 --> 01:12:08,733 YES, SIR, I-- 1760 01:12:08,767 --> 01:12:11,333 I BELIEVE YOU. 1761 01:12:12,433 --> 01:12:16,367 [MUSIC PLAYS] 1762 01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:18,333 * YOU DON'T CARE FOR ME 1763 01:12:18,367 --> 01:12:20,500 * I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT 1764 01:12:20,533 --> 01:12:22,167 * YOU GOT A NEW FOOL 1765 01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:24,000 * BUT I LIKE IT LIKE THAT 1766 01:12:24,033 --> 01:12:28,700 * YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE, GIRL, I DESIRE * 1767 01:12:28,733 --> 01:12:32,333 * AND YOU STILL EXUDE FIRE... * 1768 01:12:32,367 --> 01:12:34,367 HEY, HE'S PRETTY GOOD, HUH? 1769 01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:35,333 YEAH, TERRIFIC. 1770 01:12:35,367 --> 01:12:37,333 CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE WE GET CAUGHT? 1771 01:12:37,367 --> 01:12:38,733 I KNOW IT'S A RISK, 1772 01:12:38,767 --> 01:12:40,333 BUT I HAD TO SEE DEAN'S BAND. 1773 01:12:40,367 --> 01:12:43,167 * LET ME STARE INTO YOUR FIRE * 1774 01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:45,367 * LET ME STARE 1775 01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:50,333 * LET ME STARE 1776 01:12:50,367 --> 01:12:53,333 [APPLAUSE AND CHEERING] 1777 01:12:58,233 --> 01:13:01,200 IMAGINE, MY SON AND THE GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER. 1778 01:13:01,233 --> 01:13:02,367 Joey: YEAH, THEY'RE ADORABLE. 1779 01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:03,867 BUT HE AIN'T GOING TO BE GOVERNOR MUCH LONGER 1780 01:13:03,900 --> 01:13:05,333 IF THOSE PICTURES COME OUT. 1781 01:13:05,367 --> 01:13:07,733 I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE GOVERNOR GETTING INTO THAT POSITION 1782 01:13:07,767 --> 01:13:08,733 WITH A STRIPPER. 1783 01:13:08,767 --> 01:13:10,367 I DIDN'T SEE THE PICTURES. 1784 01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:11,700 WHAT POSITION WAS HE IN? 1785 01:13:11,733 --> 01:13:15,333 [PANTING] 1786 01:13:30,533 --> 01:13:33,500 Miller: MM-HMM. 1787 01:13:51,233 --> 01:13:53,700 HMM HMM HMM HMM HMM. 1788 01:13:56,533 --> 01:13:57,700 AHA! 1789 01:13:57,733 --> 01:13:59,833 AHH. 1790 01:14:02,533 --> 01:14:04,500 I GOT YOU NOW, SPARKS. 1791 01:14:04,533 --> 01:14:05,833 OK. 1792 01:14:05,867 --> 01:14:07,500 EMILY. 1793 01:14:07,533 --> 01:14:08,500 YES? 1794 01:14:09,533 --> 01:14:11,033 I LOVE YOU. 1795 01:14:11,067 --> 01:14:13,167 WELL, I LOVE YOU, TOO, FLOYD. 1796 01:14:14,867 --> 01:14:16,167 YES! 1797 01:14:18,233 --> 01:14:20,733 [BUZZES] 1798 01:14:20,767 --> 01:14:22,333 WAIT, UH, NO. 1799 01:14:22,367 --> 01:14:24,233 I'LL GET IT. 1800 01:14:24,267 --> 01:14:26,200 I HATE THAT MAN. 1801 01:14:27,700 --> 01:14:29,233 YES, MR. SPARKS. 1802 01:14:29,267 --> 01:14:32,000 THE GOVERNOR WILL BE RIGHT UP. 1803 01:14:35,700 --> 01:14:36,900 [GRR RRR] 1804 01:14:36,933 --> 01:14:38,500 OOH. 1805 01:14:38,533 --> 01:14:39,533 [BARKS] 1806 01:14:39,567 --> 01:14:40,533 YOU WANT A COOKIE? 1807 01:14:40,567 --> 01:14:41,900 [BARKS] 1808 01:14:41,933 --> 01:14:42,900 [GRR] OK, NO COOKIE. 1809 01:14:42,933 --> 01:14:44,400 OK, OK, OK. 1810 01:14:44,433 --> 01:14:45,700 YOU'RE A GOOD DOGGIE. 1811 01:14:45,733 --> 01:14:46,833 [BARKS] 1812 01:14:46,867 --> 01:14:48,200 AAH! 1813 01:14:49,367 --> 01:14:50,733 [BARKS] 1814 01:14:50,767 --> 01:14:52,367 AAH! OW! I'M OK. 1815 01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:53,333 [BARKS] 1816 01:14:53,367 --> 01:14:54,667 GOOD DOGGIE. 1817 01:14:54,700 --> 01:14:56,500 [BARKS] 1818 01:14:56,533 --> 01:14:57,733 [BARKS] 1819 01:14:57,767 --> 01:14:59,900 SO LONG, SUCKER! HA HA HA HA! 1820 01:14:59,933 --> 01:15:00,900 [GRR] 1821 01:15:00,933 --> 01:15:02,367 NO, NO, DOGGIE! 1822 01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:04,733 [GRR] 1823 01:15:04,767 --> 01:15:05,733 AAH. 1824 01:15:05,767 --> 01:15:07,867 [GRR] 1825 01:15:07,900 --> 01:15:09,333 LET GO OF THE TIE! 1826 01:15:09,367 --> 01:15:11,033 [GRR] PULL ME IN! 1827 01:15:11,067 --> 01:15:12,033 GOOD DOGGIE. 1828 01:15:12,067 --> 01:15:14,067 [GRR] COME ON, LET GO OF MY--! 1829 01:15:14,100 --> 01:15:15,500 [GRR] 1830 01:15:15,533 --> 01:15:16,500 [GRR] 1831 01:15:16,533 --> 01:15:18,400 HEY, KID, PULL ME IN! 1832 01:15:18,433 --> 01:15:20,033 PULL ME IN! AAH! 1833 01:15:20,067 --> 01:15:21,167 SPEAK. 1834 01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:22,333 [BARKS] 1835 01:15:22,367 --> 01:15:25,333 AAH! 1836 01:15:26,533 --> 01:15:28,500 [BARKS] 1837 01:15:31,033 --> 01:15:32,700 BAD DOGGIE. 1838 01:15:32,733 --> 01:15:34,033 MR. SPARKS, THIS IS NOT A HOTEL! 1839 01:15:34,067 --> 01:15:35,733 COME ON, EGYPT. 1840 01:15:35,767 --> 01:15:38,033 AND IF IT WERE, ROOM SERVICE WOULD BE CLOSED! 1841 01:15:38,067 --> 01:15:40,033 STAY UNDER THERE. GOOD BOY. 1842 01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:46,533 YES, WHAT IS IT, MR. SPARKS? 1843 01:15:46,567 --> 01:15:48,833 [IMITATES WALLY] HEY, GOVERNOR, 1844 01:15:48,867 --> 01:15:51,833 I THOUGHT I NEEDED YOUR HELP USING THE JOHN. 1845 01:15:51,867 --> 01:15:53,367 LUCKY FOR YOU, IT WAS JUST GAS. 1846 01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:54,533 [DOG PASSES GAS] 1847 01:15:54,567 --> 01:15:57,000 Robby: HOO, PARDON ME. 1848 01:15:57,033 --> 01:15:58,333 NIGHT. 1849 01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:02,333 YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT A REALLY BIG HOUSE. 1850 01:16:02,367 --> 01:16:04,500 SHH, YOU WANT TO WAKE EVERYBODY UP? 1851 01:16:04,533 --> 01:16:07,500 WELL, FRANKLY, MY DEAR, I DON'T GIVE A-- 1852 01:16:11,367 --> 01:16:12,500 DAMN. 1853 01:16:12,533 --> 01:16:14,367 WOOF-OOH. 1854 01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:16,500 YOU KNOW, I THINK WE'RE DOING PRETTY GOOD. 1855 01:16:16,533 --> 01:16:19,067 WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER 2 DAYS, 1856 01:16:19,100 --> 01:16:21,500 AND WE'RE ALREADY LIVING TOGETHER. 1857 01:16:25,067 --> 01:16:26,333 PRISCILLA? 1858 01:16:26,367 --> 01:16:28,900 Y'ALL REALIZE WHAT TIME IT IS? 1859 01:16:28,933 --> 01:16:30,867 SORRY, DADDY. 1860 01:16:30,900 --> 01:16:34,500 WE WERE JUST SAYING GOOD NIGHT. 1861 01:16:34,533 --> 01:16:36,400 GOOD NIGHT, GOVERNOR. 1862 01:16:36,433 --> 01:16:38,500 NIGHT. 1863 01:16:39,533 --> 01:16:42,067 OH, DADDY, SO MUCH HAPPENED TONIGHT. 1864 01:16:42,100 --> 01:16:43,500 I JUST SAW DEAN'S-- 1865 01:16:43,533 --> 01:16:46,500 PRISCILLA, I FORBID THIS RELATIONSHIP TO CONTINUE. 1866 01:16:46,533 --> 01:16:48,500 OH, DADDY, I'M AN ADULT. 1867 01:16:48,533 --> 01:16:50,500 YOU DON'T GET TO FORBID ANYTHING. 1868 01:16:50,533 --> 01:16:51,867 PRISCILLA, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, DARLING? 1869 01:16:51,900 --> 01:16:53,833 THAT BOY DOESN'T CARE ANYTHING ABOUT YOU. 1870 01:16:53,867 --> 01:16:56,500 THEY'RE USING YOU TO GET AT ME. 1871 01:16:56,533 --> 01:16:58,067 OH, HOW STUPID OF ME 1872 01:16:58,100 --> 01:17:00,833 TO THINK ANYONE COULD ACTUALLY BE INTERESTED IN ME. 1873 01:17:00,867 --> 01:17:02,500 OH, DARLING, I DIDN'T MEAN-- 1874 01:17:02,533 --> 01:17:04,333 BABY DOLL. 1875 01:17:06,033 --> 01:17:08,500 Wally: WE GOT TO GET THE BLACKMAIL PICTURES, 1876 01:17:08,533 --> 01:17:10,667 FIND OUT WHO THE CHICK IS. 1877 01:17:10,700 --> 01:17:13,500 JOEY, I KNOW PEOPLE. THE GOVERNOR DOESN'T PLAY AROUND. 1878 01:17:13,533 --> 01:17:16,067 YOU SURE YOU CAN GET BACK INSIDE ALL RIGHT? 1879 01:17:16,100 --> 01:17:17,067 YEAH, YEAH. 1880 01:17:17,100 --> 01:17:19,067 ROBBY LEFT A LADDER FOR ME. 1881 01:17:19,100 --> 01:17:20,367 BE CAREFUL. 1882 01:17:21,367 --> 01:17:23,900 YOU SOUTHERN GENTLEMEN ARE SO CHARMING, 1883 01:17:23,933 --> 01:17:25,333 SO CHIVALROUS. 1884 01:17:25,367 --> 01:17:28,333 I DO BELIEVE YOU WOULD NEVER DENY 1885 01:17:28,367 --> 01:17:30,333 A WOMAN HER DESIRES. 1886 01:17:30,367 --> 01:17:31,333 DESIRES? 1887 01:17:31,367 --> 01:17:33,333 MMM. BUT FIRST, 1888 01:17:33,367 --> 01:17:37,033 I JUST HAVE ONE SPECIAL REQUEST. 1889 01:17:40,733 --> 01:17:41,733 YOU IDIOT. 1890 01:17:41,767 --> 01:17:43,700 WHAT? OOH. 1891 01:17:43,733 --> 01:17:45,567 MMM. 1892 01:17:46,367 --> 01:17:47,333 MMM. 1893 01:17:47,367 --> 01:17:48,333 MMM. 1894 01:17:48,367 --> 01:17:50,400 MMM. 1895 01:17:55,533 --> 01:17:57,500 OH, BEAUTIFUL. 1896 01:18:29,700 --> 01:18:30,667 OOH! 1897 01:18:30,700 --> 01:18:32,567 EMILY? 1898 01:18:32,600 --> 01:18:33,667 IS THAT YOU? 1899 01:18:33,700 --> 01:18:35,333 WHO ARE YOU? 1900 01:18:37,700 --> 01:18:39,500 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDADDY, 1901 01:18:39,533 --> 01:18:40,400 IS THAT YOU? 1902 01:18:40,433 --> 01:18:42,567 [OLD MAN'S VOICE] YES, IT'S ME, FLOYD. 1903 01:18:42,600 --> 01:18:44,567 IT'S YOUR GREAT- GREAT-GRANDDADDY. 1904 01:18:44,600 --> 01:18:46,000 OOOOH... 1905 01:18:46,033 --> 01:18:47,500 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1906 01:18:47,533 --> 01:18:49,033 I'M HERE TO HELP YOU, FLOYD. 1907 01:18:49,067 --> 01:18:51,400 BUT FIRST, YOU MUST ANSWER AN IMPORTANT QUESTION. 1908 01:18:51,433 --> 01:18:53,167 YES, SIR, ANYTHING. 1909 01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:55,167 DID YOU SLIDE YOUR SABER 1910 01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:57,167 INTO THAT MODERN-DAY JEZEBEL? 1911 01:18:57,200 --> 01:18:58,500 NO, SIR, I DID NOT. 1912 01:18:58,533 --> 01:19:00,233 HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT STRIPPER? 1913 01:19:00,267 --> 01:19:01,833 UP HERE, FLOYD, 1914 01:19:01,867 --> 01:19:03,833 BAD NEWS TRAVELS FAST. 1915 01:19:03,867 --> 01:19:06,233 NOW, FLOYD, YOU WANT TO BE SENATOR. 1916 01:19:06,267 --> 01:19:08,900 THERE'S ONE THING YOU MUST DO TO BE SENATOR. 1917 01:19:08,933 --> 01:19:12,500 YOU MUST APPEAR ON THE WALLY SPARKS SHOW. 1918 01:19:12,533 --> 01:19:15,233 NO! HE'S AN OBNOXIOUS BUFFOON. 1919 01:19:15,267 --> 01:19:17,233 YOU SHUT UP, AND YOU LISTEN 1920 01:19:17,267 --> 01:19:19,000 TO YOUR GREAT- GREAT-GRANDDADDY. 1921 01:19:19,033 --> 01:19:21,333 I WANT YOU TO PRAY, FLOYD. 1922 01:19:21,367 --> 01:19:22,533 PRAY. PRAY? 1923 01:19:22,567 --> 01:19:24,833 NO PEEKING. 1924 01:19:24,867 --> 01:19:27,200 REPEAT AFTER ME. I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE... 1925 01:19:27,233 --> 01:19:28,200 I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE... 1926 01:19:28,233 --> 01:19:29,367 TO THE FLAG... 1927 01:19:29,400 --> 01:19:30,667 TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. 1928 01:19:30,700 --> 01:19:31,667 [TOILET FLUSHES] 1929 01:19:31,700 --> 01:19:33,500 AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS, 1930 01:19:33,533 --> 01:19:35,333 ONE NATION, UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, 1931 01:19:35,367 --> 01:19:37,333 WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL. 1932 01:19:37,367 --> 01:19:39,167 I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG 1933 01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:40,833 OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, 1934 01:19:40,867 --> 01:19:42,500 FLOYD? AND TO THE REPUBLIC... 1935 01:19:42,533 --> 01:19:44,000 FLOYD, DARLING? 1936 01:19:44,033 --> 01:19:45,367 FLOYD, YOU'RE BEING PATRIOTIC 1937 01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:47,500 IN YOUR SLEEP AGAIN. 1938 01:19:47,533 --> 01:19:48,500 I'M SORRY. 1939 01:19:48,533 --> 01:19:50,500 EMILY, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO WAS HERE. 1940 01:19:50,533 --> 01:19:51,667 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDADDY. 1941 01:19:51,700 --> 01:19:53,667 OH, FLOYD, DON'T TALK CRAZY. YOU WERE DREAMING. 1942 01:19:53,700 --> 01:19:55,333 I'M NOT TALKING CRAZY. 1943 01:19:55,367 --> 01:19:56,700 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDADDY WAS HERE. 1944 01:19:56,733 --> 01:19:58,667 IF I SAY HE WAS HERE, HE WAS HERE. 1945 01:19:58,700 --> 01:20:00,367 PLEASE PLACE YOUR NAPKIN IN YOUR LAP. 1946 01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:02,333 WHY? I'M NOT GOING TO SPILL NOTHING. 1947 01:20:02,367 --> 01:20:03,333 DO WHAT YOUR MOTHER-- 1948 01:20:03,367 --> 01:20:04,867 EXCUSE ME, PLEASE. MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION? 1949 01:20:04,900 --> 01:20:07,400 MORNING, GOVERNOR! THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVE TO SAY. 1950 01:20:07,433 --> 01:20:09,700 YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THE LATEST POLLS. 1951 01:20:09,733 --> 01:20:12,000 WALLY SPARKS IS SAVING OUR HIDE. 1952 01:20:12,033 --> 01:20:13,000 ESPECIALLY SINCE 1953 01:20:13,033 --> 01:20:15,500 YOU FINALLY DECIDED TO DO HIS SHOW. 1954 01:20:15,533 --> 01:20:16,533 OH, DEAR. 1955 01:20:16,567 --> 01:20:18,367 YOU'RE GOING TO BE ON WALLY'S SHOW?! 1956 01:20:18,400 --> 01:20:19,500 AWESOME! 1957 01:20:19,533 --> 01:20:21,500 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO TELL US, DEAR? 1958 01:20:21,533 --> 01:20:22,500 AAH! 1959 01:20:22,533 --> 01:20:24,333 YOU LYING, 1960 01:20:24,367 --> 01:20:26,333 CONNIVING, SON OF A-- 1961 01:20:26,367 --> 01:20:27,700 SPARKS, YOU POLTROON! 1962 01:20:27,733 --> 01:20:29,700 YOU ANNOUNCE IT IN THE PAPER. 1963 01:20:29,733 --> 01:20:31,333 SO IF I DON'T DO IT, 1964 01:20:31,367 --> 01:20:33,000 IT LOOKS LIKE I'M AFRAID TO FACE YOU ON THE AIR. 1965 01:20:33,033 --> 01:20:35,700 WELL, YOU MAY HAVE BACKED ME INTO A CORNER THIS TIME, 1966 01:20:35,733 --> 01:20:37,333 BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 1967 01:20:37,367 --> 01:20:39,700 THE SECOND THIS SHOW IS OVER, 1968 01:20:39,733 --> 01:20:43,333 YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE 3-RING CIRCUS ARE HISTORY! 1969 01:20:43,367 --> 01:20:46,667 HEY, DOESN'T ANYBODY EVER KNOCK AROUND HERE? 1970 01:20:46,700 --> 01:20:49,333 [WHINNIES] 1971 01:20:49,367 --> 01:20:51,067 Preston: WELL, THAT'S IT, RANDAL. 1972 01:20:51,100 --> 01:20:52,167 I FEEL TRAPPED. 1973 01:20:52,200 --> 01:20:53,500 ON THE ONE HAND, THE BOYS AT THE LAB 1974 01:20:53,533 --> 01:20:55,033 TELL ME THOSE PICTURES ARE REAL. 1975 01:20:55,067 --> 01:20:56,900 THERE'S NO HINT OF DOCTORING ON THOSE PHOTOS. 1976 01:20:56,933 --> 01:20:59,933 SO IF I CHALLENGE THESE PEOPLE, WHOEVER THEY ARE, 1977 01:20:59,967 --> 01:21:01,700 MY FAMILY MIGHT BE MORE HUMILIATED 1978 01:21:01,733 --> 01:21:03,333 THAN THEY ALREADY HAVE BEEN. 1979 01:21:03,367 --> 01:21:05,333 ON THE OTHER HAND, IF I BACK OUT, 1980 01:21:05,367 --> 01:21:08,333 THOSE PEOPLE ARE JUST GOING TO WALK ALL OVER ME. 1981 01:21:08,367 --> 01:21:09,700 AND WORSE, 1982 01:21:09,733 --> 01:21:12,167 BACKING OUT MIGHT LOOK LIKE AN ADMISSION OF GUILT. 1983 01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:13,167 DAMN! 1984 01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:15,167 FLOYD, THE ELECTION IS NEXT TUESDAY. 1985 01:21:15,200 --> 01:21:17,333 NOW, BY THE TIME YOU CAN PROVE YOUR INNOCENCE, 1986 01:21:17,367 --> 01:21:18,533 YOU'LL ALREADY HAVE LOST IT. 1987 01:21:18,567 --> 01:21:20,667 AND IF YOU CAN'T PROVE YOUR INNOCENCE, 1988 01:21:20,700 --> 01:21:23,900 YOU MIGHT EVEN LOSE YOUR GOVERNOR'S POSITION. 1989 01:21:24,867 --> 01:21:26,400 BACK OUT. 1990 01:21:26,433 --> 01:21:28,067 DON'T YOU THINK I'LL SEEM WEAK 1991 01:21:28,100 --> 01:21:29,867 IF I DON'T FIGHT ALL THIS? 1992 01:21:29,900 --> 01:21:31,067 NOT AT ALL. 1993 01:21:31,100 --> 01:21:33,400 I'D DO THE SAME THING IF I WERE IN YOUR POSITION. 1994 01:21:33,433 --> 01:21:35,200 YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT'S BEST 1995 01:21:35,233 --> 01:21:36,833 FOR EMILY AND THE CHILDREN. 1996 01:21:36,867 --> 01:21:39,400 YOU JUST GAVE ME THE SAME ANSWER THAT I ARRIVED AT. 1997 01:21:39,433 --> 01:21:41,700 I DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR IT FROM EITHER OF US. 1998 01:21:41,733 --> 01:21:43,700 THANK YOU, RANDAL. 1999 01:21:43,733 --> 01:21:45,833 WHEN WILL YOU DO IT? 2000 01:21:45,867 --> 01:21:47,333 WELL... 2001 01:21:47,367 --> 01:21:49,167 HA HA HA! 2002 01:21:49,200 --> 01:21:51,867 I THOUGHT I'D DO IT TONIGHT... 2003 01:21:53,867 --> 01:21:56,000 ON THE SPARKS SHOW. 2004 01:21:56,033 --> 01:21:59,933 Wally: SO WHY DON'T THE GOVERNOR JUST TELL THE TRUTH? 2005 01:21:59,967 --> 01:22:01,667 IF HE'S INNOCENT, THE PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE HIM. 2006 01:22:01,700 --> 01:22:03,333 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT THIS PHOTO 2007 01:22:03,367 --> 01:22:05,400 PLASTERED ALL OVER EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE COUNTRY, 2008 01:22:05,433 --> 01:22:06,400 THAT'S WHY. 2009 01:22:06,433 --> 01:22:07,333 LET US HELP YOU. 2010 01:22:07,367 --> 01:22:08,567 WE'LL FIND OUT WHO THE CHICK IS, 2011 01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:09,833 AND WE'LL PUT HER ON THE SHOW. 2012 01:22:09,867 --> 01:22:12,500 NO. THE GOVERNOR WANTS THIS AFFAIR TO GO AWAY 2013 01:22:12,533 --> 01:22:14,067 AS QUIETLY AS POSSIBLE. 2014 01:22:14,100 --> 01:22:15,533 OH, SO SOMEONE ELSE CAN SET HIM UP 2015 01:22:15,567 --> 01:22:17,033 AND BLACKMAIL HIM ALL OVER AGAIN. 2016 01:22:17,067 --> 01:22:20,033 PLEASE, JUST LET THE GOVERNOR MAKE HIS STATEMENT. 2017 01:22:20,067 --> 01:22:22,500 SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE STRIPPER, 2018 01:22:22,533 --> 01:22:24,567 AND HE WALKS. 2019 01:22:25,700 --> 01:22:27,833 OH, HARVEY, 2020 01:22:27,867 --> 01:22:30,867 NOW, YOU DON'T REALLY MEAN THAT, DO YOU? 2021 01:22:30,900 --> 01:22:33,333 YES, I DO. 2022 01:22:34,100 --> 01:22:36,067 YOU GOT IT? 2023 01:22:36,100 --> 01:22:37,533 GOT IT. 2024 01:22:38,900 --> 01:22:40,500 LET ME SEE. 2025 01:22:40,533 --> 01:22:42,500 SHE LOOKS FAMILIAR. 2026 01:22:42,533 --> 01:22:44,500 THEY ALL LOOK FAMILIAR TO YOU, HON. 2027 01:22:44,533 --> 01:22:46,500 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 2028 01:22:46,533 --> 01:22:48,167 Wally: OH, MILLER. 2029 01:22:48,200 --> 01:22:50,667 WELL, WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE. 2030 01:22:50,700 --> 01:22:53,500 I CAME TO OFFER MY CONGRATULATIONS. 2031 01:22:53,533 --> 01:22:54,867 YOU WON, SPARKS. 2032 01:22:54,900 --> 01:22:57,867 I DIDN'T THINK YOU COULD DO IT. 2033 01:22:57,900 --> 01:23:00,867 AND MR. SPENCER WANTED ME TO COME PERSONALLY 2034 01:23:00,900 --> 01:23:03,500 AND HAND YOU YOUR NEW CONTRACTS. 2035 01:23:03,533 --> 01:23:06,367 I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PICK THEM UP, 2036 01:23:06,400 --> 01:23:07,367 YOU KNOW. 2037 01:23:07,400 --> 01:23:08,733 OH, RIGHT, I FORGOT. 2038 01:23:08,767 --> 01:23:10,200 YOU CAN'T WALK. 2039 01:23:10,233 --> 01:23:11,367 RIGHT. 2040 01:23:11,400 --> 01:23:13,867 SO HOW LONG DO THE DOCTORS THINK IT'LL TAKE? 2041 01:23:13,900 --> 01:23:16,533 OH, A FEW WEEKS, A FEW MONTHS. 2042 01:23:16,567 --> 01:23:17,533 A YEAR. 2043 01:23:17,567 --> 01:23:19,167 A FEW YEARS. 2044 01:23:19,200 --> 01:23:20,733 WOW, LOOK AT THAT CHICK. WHAT AN ASS. 2045 01:23:20,767 --> 01:23:22,333 WALLY! OOH, WHERE, WHERE? 2046 01:23:22,367 --> 01:23:24,000 AHA, I GOT YOU! 2047 01:23:24,033 --> 01:23:25,367 I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING IT. 2048 01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:28,233 I CAUGHT YOU. I CAUGHT YOU! 2049 01:23:28,267 --> 01:23:29,500 OHH-HOO, YEAH! 2050 01:23:29,533 --> 01:23:31,667 HALLELUJAH! PRAISE THE LORD! 2051 01:23:31,700 --> 01:23:33,067 YOU CAN WALK AGAIN! 2052 01:23:33,100 --> 01:23:34,333 HEY, I CAN WALK! IT'S A MIRACLE! 2053 01:23:34,367 --> 01:23:36,167 NO, NO, NO, NO! THIS IS NO MIRACLE. 2054 01:23:36,200 --> 01:23:37,500 YOU ARE A FAKE, 2055 01:23:37,533 --> 01:23:39,000 A PHONY. YOU ARE A CHARLATAN! 2056 01:23:39,033 --> 01:23:41,000 ALL RIGHT, MILLER, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 2057 01:23:41,033 --> 01:23:42,367 WHAT DO I WANT? 2058 01:23:42,400 --> 01:23:44,333 I WANT YOUR HEAD ON A STICK. 2059 01:23:44,367 --> 01:23:46,533 I WANT YOUR NECK IN A NOOSE. 2060 01:23:46,567 --> 01:23:48,733 HEY, YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE UP WITH ME, HUH? 2061 01:23:48,767 --> 01:23:51,000 I WANT TO SEE THAT YOU NEVER WORK 2062 01:23:51,033 --> 01:23:53,233 IN BROADCASTING EVER AGAIN! 2063 01:23:54,400 --> 01:23:55,333 AH, MISS PRESTON. 2064 01:23:55,367 --> 01:23:56,333 YOU'VE BEEN HAD. 2065 01:23:56,367 --> 01:23:58,167 THEY'VE BEEN DECEIVING YOUR FAMILY 2066 01:23:58,200 --> 01:23:59,567 THE WHOLE TIME. 2067 01:23:59,600 --> 01:24:01,500 HE WAS NEVER HURT. 2068 01:24:01,533 --> 01:24:03,500 IS IT TRUE? DID YOU KNOW HE WAS FAKING IT? 2069 01:24:03,533 --> 01:24:04,533 LOOK, PRISCILLA, I'M SORRY. 2070 01:24:04,567 --> 01:24:06,333 OH, DADDY WAS RIGHT. 2071 01:24:06,367 --> 01:24:08,067 THANKS A LOT, DAD. 2072 01:24:08,100 --> 01:24:09,333 DEAN. 2073 01:24:09,367 --> 01:24:10,833 AH. 2074 01:24:10,867 --> 01:24:13,333 I GUESS NOW IS THE PERFECT TIME 2075 01:24:13,367 --> 01:24:15,833 FOR ME TO CALL MR. SPENCER 2076 01:24:15,867 --> 01:24:18,833 AND PUT AN END TO YOUR SLEAZY CAREER, HUH? 2077 01:24:18,867 --> 01:24:20,533 YOU AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE, PRETTY BOY. 2078 01:24:20,567 --> 01:24:22,400 YOU AIN'T EVEN PRETTY ANYMORE. 2079 01:24:22,433 --> 01:24:23,400 Robby: REMEMBER ME? 2080 01:24:23,433 --> 01:24:24,400 HEY, THAT'S MY WALLET! 2081 01:24:24,433 --> 01:24:25,500 Wally: GRAB HIM. 2082 01:24:25,533 --> 01:24:31,400 * WHY DO WE STAND ON THE ROSES? * 2083 01:24:31,433 --> 01:24:34,400 YOO-HOO, MR. SPARKS? 2084 01:24:34,433 --> 01:24:36,400 YO, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 2085 01:24:36,433 --> 01:24:38,400 OH, THERE'S A PHONE CALL 2086 01:24:38,433 --> 01:24:40,033 FOR MR. SPARKS ON LINE 2. 2087 01:24:40,067 --> 01:24:41,033 Miller: SOMEBODY HELP ME! 2088 01:24:41,067 --> 01:24:42,500 IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT IN THERE? 2089 01:24:42,533 --> 01:24:45,000 YEAH. WALLY IS JUST HAVING HIS PHYSICAL THERAPY. 2090 01:24:45,033 --> 01:24:47,567 OH. IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP? 2091 01:24:47,600 --> 01:24:48,567 UM... 2092 01:24:48,600 --> 01:24:50,400 ROBBY, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 2093 01:24:50,433 --> 01:24:51,400 MOM! 2094 01:24:51,433 --> 01:24:52,833 Miller: HELP! 2095 01:24:52,867 --> 01:24:54,167 WALLY WANTS YOU TO ROAST HIM A TURKEY. 2096 01:24:54,200 --> 01:24:55,500 A WHOLE TURKEY? 2097 01:24:55,533 --> 01:24:57,400 NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET WAY WITH IT THIS TIME. 2098 01:24:57,433 --> 01:24:59,000 I'M WARNING YOU, SPARKS. I'M WARN-- 2099 01:24:59,033 --> 01:25:01,867 THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SHUT HIM UP. 2100 01:25:01,900 --> 01:25:02,867 I KNOW HER. 2101 01:25:02,900 --> 01:25:04,500 SHE'S SO FAMILIAR TO ME. 2102 01:25:04,533 --> 01:25:05,833 I JUST CAN'T PLACE HER. 2103 01:25:05,867 --> 01:25:07,333 I KNEW IT. I KNEW I KNEW HER. 2104 01:25:07,367 --> 01:25:08,400 NOW I KNOW WHERE I KNOW HER FROM. 2105 01:25:08,433 --> 01:25:09,400 WHERE DO YOU KNOW HER FROM? 2106 01:25:09,433 --> 01:25:11,033 WALLY? MMM! I'M BUSY NOW. 2107 01:25:11,067 --> 01:25:13,033 SHUT UP! WHERE DO YOU KNOW HER FROM? 2108 01:25:13,067 --> 01:25:14,233 IT'S HER! 2109 01:25:14,267 --> 01:25:17,333 SHE WANTS TO MEET WITH WALLY ALONE. 2110 01:25:34,200 --> 01:25:35,833 Wally: OH, IT'S YOU. 2111 01:25:35,867 --> 01:25:38,167 I THOUGHT YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN CASUAL SEX. 2112 01:25:38,200 --> 01:25:41,167 I NEVER HAD SEX WITH THE GOVERNOR. 2113 01:25:41,200 --> 01:25:42,500 HE WAS SET UP. 2114 01:25:42,533 --> 01:25:44,167 THEY SLIPPED HIM A MICKEY, 2115 01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:46,367 AND WHILE HE WAS UNCONSCIOUS, 2116 01:25:46,400 --> 01:25:48,367 I TOOK OFF MY CLOTHES, 2117 01:25:48,400 --> 01:25:51,333 AND I POSED FOR THOSE PICTURES WITH HIM. 2118 01:25:51,367 --> 01:25:54,033 THEN WHY ARE YOU SAYING IT NOW? 2119 01:25:54,067 --> 01:25:57,167 BECAUSE I CAN'T LIVE WITH THE GUILT. 2120 01:25:57,200 --> 01:25:58,167 I TOLD YOU 2121 01:25:58,200 --> 01:26:00,333 I'M AN ACTRESS, MR. SPARKS. 2122 01:26:00,367 --> 01:26:02,333 BUT I DON'T WANT TO BECOME FAMOUS 2123 01:26:02,367 --> 01:26:04,500 FOR RUINING THE LIVES OF AN INNOCENT MAN 2124 01:26:04,533 --> 01:26:05,900 AND HIS FAMILY. 2125 01:26:05,933 --> 01:26:07,700 I WANT TO DO WHOLESOME PROJECTS, 2126 01:26:07,733 --> 01:26:09,233 LIKE DISNEY MOVIES. 2127 01:26:09,267 --> 01:26:11,233 WELL, HOW COME YOU WANT TO SEE ME? 2128 01:26:11,267 --> 01:26:14,500 BECAUSE I WANT TO GO ON YOUR SHOW TONIGHT, 2129 01:26:14,533 --> 01:26:16,833 AND I WANT TO TELL THE TRUTH. 2130 01:26:16,867 --> 01:26:18,367 I WANT TO DO THE RIGHT THING, 2131 01:26:18,400 --> 01:26:20,233 AND I WANT TO CLEAR THE GOVERNOR'S NAME 2132 01:26:20,267 --> 01:26:21,833 IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE COUNTRY. 2133 01:26:21,867 --> 01:26:23,167 [WALLY'S THEME MUSIC PLAYS] 2134 01:26:23,200 --> 01:26:25,333 3, 2, 1. 2135 01:26:25,367 --> 01:26:26,333 HIYA, FOLKS. 2136 01:26:26,367 --> 01:26:28,167 TONIGHT YOU'RE GOING TO SEE 2137 01:26:28,200 --> 01:26:30,200 A DIFFERENT KIND OF WALLY SPARKS SHOW. 2138 01:26:30,233 --> 01:26:32,200 A MUCH MORE SERIOUS APPROACH. 2139 01:26:32,233 --> 01:26:34,200 AND I WANT TO START OFF 2140 01:26:34,233 --> 01:26:35,567 WITH MY VERY SPECIAL GUEST, 2141 01:26:35,600 --> 01:26:36,900 GOVERNOR FLOYD PRESTON. 2142 01:26:36,933 --> 01:26:40,400 [DIXIE PLAYS] 2143 01:26:40,433 --> 01:26:42,333 AH, GOVERNOR, IT'S GREAT TO FINALLY HAVE YOU 2144 01:26:42,367 --> 01:26:43,567 ON MY SHOW, YOU KNOW? 2145 01:26:43,600 --> 01:26:46,333 AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TRAVEL TOO FAR TO GET HERE. 2146 01:26:46,367 --> 01:26:49,200 THAT'S TRUE. ALTHOUGH THE TRAFFIC WAS A LITTLE ROUGH 2147 01:26:49,233 --> 01:26:51,167 COMING THROUGH THE KITCHEN. 2148 01:26:51,200 --> 01:26:53,067 [WHISPERS] Priscilla, listen, we need to talk. 2149 01:26:53,100 --> 01:26:54,500 OK, you don't understand. 2150 01:26:54,533 --> 01:26:56,067 You lied to me. 2151 01:26:56,100 --> 01:26:58,367 I should tell my father and stop this show. 2152 01:26:58,400 --> 01:26:59,567 UH, MR. SPARKS, 2153 01:26:59,600 --> 01:27:02,200 I'D LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS. 2154 01:27:02,233 --> 01:27:04,167 Miller: STOP THE SHOW! 2155 01:27:04,200 --> 01:27:06,667 HE'S A FAKE! HE'S A PHONY! 2156 01:27:06,700 --> 01:27:08,333 HE'S A CHARLATAN! 2157 01:27:08,367 --> 01:27:09,667 GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! 2158 01:27:09,700 --> 01:27:10,700 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! 2159 01:27:10,733 --> 01:27:12,000 LISTEN TO ME! 2160 01:27:12,033 --> 01:27:14,400 I'M A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON! 2161 01:27:14,433 --> 01:27:15,900 [WHISPERING] Stretch. Stretch it out. 2162 01:27:15,933 --> 01:27:18,400 UH, ONE OF THE GOVERNOR'S OPPONENTS. 2163 01:27:18,433 --> 01:27:20,400 THEY'LL STOOP TO ANYTHING TO TRY AND STOP HIM. 2164 01:27:20,433 --> 01:27:22,500 LIKE CALLING HIM A PHONY, A FAKE. 2165 01:27:22,533 --> 01:27:24,500 THEY EVEN CLAIM HE DYES HIS HAIR. 2166 01:27:24,533 --> 01:27:27,000 LIES! I'VE TAKEN A SHOWER WITH THE GOVERNOR, 2167 01:27:27,033 --> 01:27:28,900 AND BELIEVE ME, THAT'S HIS NATURAL HAIR COLOR. 2168 01:27:28,933 --> 01:27:30,667 AND BY THE WAY, GOVERNOR, 2169 01:27:30,700 --> 01:27:34,333 YOU'RE QUITE A GUY, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 2170 01:27:34,367 --> 01:27:36,500 WHY, HE COULD ENTER A 3-LEGGED RACE BY HIMSELF. 2171 01:27:36,533 --> 01:27:40,167 WHY DO YOU THINK HIS WIFE IS ALWAYS SMILING? 2172 01:27:40,933 --> 01:27:42,333 Wally: SO, FOLKS, 2173 01:27:42,367 --> 01:27:44,067 VOTE FOR GOVERNOR FLOYD PRESTON. 2174 01:27:44,100 --> 01:27:45,400 THINK BIG. 2175 01:27:45,433 --> 01:27:46,400 MR. SPARKS. 2176 01:27:46,433 --> 01:27:48,333 THERE'S SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT-- 2177 01:27:48,367 --> 01:27:50,167 HOLD THAT THOUGHT FOR ONE MOMENT, OK? 2178 01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:52,067 'CAUSE RIGHT NOW I'D LIKE TO BRING ON 2179 01:27:52,100 --> 01:27:53,500 A SPECIAL MYSTERY GUEST 2180 01:27:53,533 --> 01:27:56,500 WHO'S ABOUT TO BECOME THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON 2181 01:27:56,533 --> 01:27:57,567 IN YOUR LIFE. 2182 01:27:57,600 --> 01:27:58,833 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 2183 01:27:58,867 --> 01:28:01,500 GOVERNOR PRESTON WAS JUST ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE 2184 01:28:01,533 --> 01:28:03,700 HE'S GOING TO BACK OUT OF THE ELECTION... 2185 01:28:03,733 --> 01:28:04,900 OH, NO. 2186 01:28:04,933 --> 01:28:06,333 BECAUSE HE'S MIXED UP 2187 01:28:06,367 --> 01:28:09,067 IN A DISGUSTING SEX SCANDAL. 2188 01:28:09,100 --> 01:28:10,233 OH. 2189 01:28:10,267 --> 01:28:11,233 OH. [GASPS] 2190 01:28:11,267 --> 01:28:12,333 AND HERE SHE IS 2191 01:28:12,367 --> 01:28:14,033 TO TELL HER SIDE OF THE STORY. 2192 01:28:14,067 --> 01:28:17,867 THE WOMAN IN QUESTION-- LOLA LARUE! 2193 01:28:17,900 --> 01:28:22,000 [JAZZY MUSIC PLAYS] 2194 01:28:25,533 --> 01:28:26,500 ALL RIGHT, LOLA. 2195 01:28:26,533 --> 01:28:28,733 NOW YOU GO AHEAD AND TELL OUR VIEWERS 2196 01:28:28,767 --> 01:28:30,500 THE SAME INCREDIBLE STORY YOU TOLD ME. 2197 01:28:30,533 --> 01:28:33,867 WELL, I FIRST MET GOVERNOR PRESTON 2198 01:28:33,900 --> 01:28:36,500 IN SAVANNAH AT A CAMPAIGN RALLY. 2199 01:28:36,533 --> 01:28:38,000 AND THAT NIGHT, 2200 01:28:38,033 --> 01:28:40,667 HE GOT ME DRUNK AND SEXUALLY MOLESTED ME 2201 01:28:40,700 --> 01:28:42,400 AT THE FUZZY PEACH MOTEL. 2202 01:28:42,433 --> 01:28:44,400 GOVERNOR, WHAT DID I TELL YOU, HUH? 2203 01:28:44,433 --> 01:28:45,567 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 2204 01:28:45,600 --> 01:28:47,000 THAT'S A LIE! 2205 01:28:47,033 --> 01:28:49,333 EMILY, I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS WOMAN BEFORE 2206 01:28:49,367 --> 01:28:50,533 IN MY LIFE. 2207 01:28:50,567 --> 01:28:51,700 SHE'S BLACKMAILING ME! 2208 01:28:51,733 --> 01:28:53,200 Governor: BABY DOLL, WAIT! Priscilla: DADDY. 2209 01:28:53,233 --> 01:28:54,733 IF YOU HAD SEX WITH THE GOVERNOR, 2210 01:28:54,767 --> 01:28:56,367 YOU SAW HIM NAKED, RIGHT? 2211 01:28:56,400 --> 01:28:57,367 TOTALLY. 2212 01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:58,900 COMPLETELY. 2213 01:28:58,933 --> 01:29:00,333 BUCK. 2214 01:29:00,367 --> 01:29:02,067 Wally: WELL, TELL ME THIS-- 2215 01:29:02,100 --> 01:29:05,833 DOES THE GOVERNOR HAVE ANY DISTINGUISHING MARKS ON HIS BODY? 2216 01:29:05,867 --> 01:29:07,000 A BIRTHMARK 2217 01:29:07,033 --> 01:29:08,500 SHAPED LIKE THE STATE OF FLORIDA 2218 01:29:08,533 --> 01:29:10,500 ON HIS LEFT BUTT CHEEK. 2219 01:29:10,533 --> 01:29:13,233 HO HO, REALLY? HA HA HA HA. 2220 01:29:16,200 --> 01:29:18,533 OK, LUCKY GUESS. 2221 01:29:18,567 --> 01:29:20,833 SHOW 'EM. 2222 01:29:20,867 --> 01:29:22,500 GO ON, GOVERNOR. 2223 01:29:22,533 --> 01:29:23,867 SHOW 'EM. 2224 01:29:23,900 --> 01:29:25,033 [MUTTERING] 2225 01:29:25,067 --> 01:29:26,500 [WHISPERING] Cut. We're going to commercial. 2226 01:29:26,533 --> 01:29:27,833 YOU'RE AN IDIOT! 2227 01:29:27,867 --> 01:29:28,833 STAY TUNED, FOLKS... 2228 01:29:28,867 --> 01:29:30,367 YOU'RE STUPID! 2229 01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:32,367 THAT DOES IT! 2230 01:29:32,400 --> 01:29:34,167 Director: AND WE'RE CLEAR. 2231 01:29:34,200 --> 01:29:35,833 CROWD, SETTLE, SETTLE, SETTLE. 2232 01:29:35,867 --> 01:29:36,833 COME ON. 2233 01:29:36,867 --> 01:29:37,833 Floor Manager: MAKEUP! 2234 01:29:37,867 --> 01:29:39,167 Director: ALL RIGHT, GUYS, 2235 01:29:39,200 --> 01:29:41,067 WE NEED THE MAKEUP MAN TO GET RID OF THE SHINE. 2236 01:29:41,100 --> 01:29:43,333 Governor: I CAN OVERLOOK TAKING OVER THE BEDROOM 2237 01:29:43,367 --> 01:29:45,500 AND THIS CAMERA CREW AND THE DOG FOOD! 2238 01:29:45,533 --> 01:29:47,500 BUT HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! 2239 01:29:47,533 --> 01:29:49,333 I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU. 2240 01:29:49,367 --> 01:29:51,500 HELP ME? YOU'RE BURYING ME OUT THERE! 2241 01:29:51,533 --> 01:29:52,667 AW, COME BACK ON. 2242 01:29:52,700 --> 01:29:54,500 I PROMISE I'LL FIX EVERYTHING. 2243 01:29:54,533 --> 01:29:56,333 EXCUSE ME, WALLY, 90 SECONDS AND WE'RE BACK ON THE AIR. 2244 01:29:56,367 --> 01:29:58,367 NO. NO WAY I'M GOING BACK OUT THERE. 2245 01:29:58,400 --> 01:30:00,033 YOU GOT TO COME BACK ON. 2246 01:30:00,067 --> 01:30:02,500 IF YOU DON'T, YOU'LL LOOK WORSE THAN YOU LOOK NOW. 2247 01:30:02,533 --> 01:30:03,833 HARVEY, HELP ME, HELP ME. 2248 01:30:03,867 --> 01:30:05,167 WHAT SHALL I DO? 2249 01:30:05,200 --> 01:30:07,333 WELL, I THINK YOU SHOULD-- 2250 01:30:07,367 --> 01:30:09,200 I DON'T KNOW. 2251 01:30:09,233 --> 01:30:10,833 [CRYING] 2252 01:30:10,867 --> 01:30:12,333 WE'LL MISS-- 2253 01:30:12,367 --> 01:30:14,400 FLOYD, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 2254 01:30:15,400 --> 01:30:16,833 I'M RUINED. 2255 01:30:16,867 --> 01:30:18,833 EMILY THINKS I BETRAYED HER. 2256 01:30:18,867 --> 01:30:20,500 IT'S ALL SPARKS' FAULT. 2257 01:30:20,533 --> 01:30:21,833 GOVERNOR, YOU GOT TO LISTEN TO ME. 2258 01:30:21,867 --> 01:30:23,000 TRUST ME, WILL YOU? 2259 01:30:23,033 --> 01:30:24,000 TRUST YOU? 2260 01:30:24,033 --> 01:30:25,500 TRUST YOU?! I-- 2261 01:30:25,533 --> 01:30:27,833 NOW, NOW, DON'T WORRY, FLOYD. 2262 01:30:27,867 --> 01:30:30,733 I'LL SEE THAT HE HANGS FOR THIS. 2263 01:30:30,767 --> 01:30:33,833 OK, 60 SECONDS. IT'S NOW OR NEVER. 2264 01:30:33,867 --> 01:30:35,500 ALL RIGHT, GOVERNOR, 2265 01:30:35,533 --> 01:30:37,833 WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE? 2266 01:30:37,867 --> 01:30:40,333 LEAVE ME ALONE. 2267 01:30:56,700 --> 01:30:58,167 I'M DONE. 2268 01:30:58,200 --> 01:31:00,167 LET'S GO. COME ON. 2269 01:31:15,267 --> 01:31:16,867 DAD? 2270 01:31:32,367 --> 01:31:36,400 DADDY...THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. 2271 01:31:37,367 --> 01:31:40,700 SON, YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 2272 01:31:40,733 --> 01:31:42,367 YES, I DID. 2273 01:31:44,933 --> 01:31:47,567 I SENT THE INVITATION TO WALLY. 2274 01:31:51,367 --> 01:31:53,167 I DID IT... 2275 01:31:53,200 --> 01:31:57,333 BECAUSE I WANTED TO GET EVEN WITH YOU. 2276 01:31:57,367 --> 01:31:59,900 I WANTED YOU TO STOP BEING THE GOVERNOR 2277 01:31:59,933 --> 01:32:04,200 AND JUST GO BACK TO BEING MY DAD LIKE YOU USED TO. 2278 01:32:09,733 --> 01:32:11,000 ROBERT... 2279 01:32:12,533 --> 01:32:14,900 I'M NOT GONNA CALL YOU ROBBY ANYMORE, 2280 01:32:14,933 --> 01:32:17,400 'CAUSE THAT'S A LITTLE BOY'S NAME. 2281 01:32:17,433 --> 01:32:19,500 YOU'RE A YOUNG MAN NOW. 2282 01:32:19,533 --> 01:32:24,000 IT TOOK A LOT OF COURAGE TO JUST WAY WHAT YOU DID. 2283 01:32:24,033 --> 01:32:26,667 I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING. 2284 01:32:28,433 --> 01:32:31,333 BEING YOUR DADDY'S THE BEST JOB I EVER HAD. 2285 01:32:31,367 --> 01:32:34,167 AND THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME... 2286 01:32:34,200 --> 01:32:38,067 IT'S ALSO THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE. 2287 01:32:42,433 --> 01:32:43,667 DADDY... 2288 01:32:49,267 --> 01:32:53,000 FOLKS, THE FIRST HALF OF THE SHOW HAS BEEN PRETTY AMAZING, 2289 01:32:53,033 --> 01:32:56,400 AND THE SECOND HALF IS NO DIFFERENT. 2290 01:32:56,433 --> 01:32:58,667 AND I'M GONNA START THE SECOND HALF... 2291 01:32:59,600 --> 01:33:01,333 BY TELLING YOU... 2292 01:33:04,033 --> 01:33:06,000 I CAN WALK. 2293 01:33:06,033 --> 01:33:08,367 I'VE BEEN FAKING IT... 2294 01:33:08,400 --> 01:33:10,567 PRETENDING I WAS HURT... 2295 01:33:10,600 --> 01:33:13,867 FOR MY OWN SELFISH REASONS. 2296 01:33:15,200 --> 01:33:18,000 YOU KNOW, THIS MAY BE MY LAST SHOW. 2297 01:33:18,033 --> 01:33:21,333 A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK I SHOULDN'T BE ON TV ANYMORE. 2298 01:33:21,367 --> 01:33:22,667 MAYBE THEY'RE RIGHT. 2299 01:33:22,700 --> 01:33:26,500 I'M ONLY SORRY FOR ALL THE PAIN AND SUFFERING I CAUSED THE GOVERNOR, 2300 01:33:26,533 --> 01:33:29,667 AND HOW I HURT THIS SWEET, INNOCENT GIRL. 2301 01:33:29,700 --> 01:33:31,867 LOOK AT THAT VIRGIN SMILE. 2302 01:33:31,900 --> 01:33:33,867 A BABE LOST IN THE WOODS. 2303 01:33:33,900 --> 01:33:36,500 AND YOU WANTED TO BE AN ACTRESS, DIDN'T YOU? 2304 01:33:36,533 --> 01:33:38,333 THAT'S RIGHT. DISNEY MOVIES. 2305 01:33:38,367 --> 01:33:41,500 OH, I'M SURE YOU'D BE RIGHT AT HOME WITH PINOCCHIO. 2306 01:33:41,533 --> 01:33:42,500 [SLIDE WHISTLE] 2307 01:33:42,533 --> 01:33:44,067 WELL, TONIGHT, YOU'RE IN LUCK, HONEY. 2308 01:33:44,100 --> 01:33:46,500 IT SO HAPPENS WE HAVE A CLIP OF YOUR ACTING DEBUT. 2309 01:33:46,533 --> 01:33:47,533 ROLL IT, SANDY. 2310 01:33:47,567 --> 01:33:48,533 GO. 2311 01:33:48,567 --> 01:33:50,500 G-AAH! OHH... 2312 01:33:50,533 --> 01:33:54,333 HO! WHERE'D YOU STUDY ACTING, HONEY, DOWN UNDER? 2313 01:33:54,367 --> 01:33:57,233 SHE GIVES A NEW MEANING TO METHOD ACTING. 2314 01:34:00,400 --> 01:34:01,833 HEY, WITH THIS ROLE, 2315 01:34:01,867 --> 01:34:04,333 YOUR ACTING CAREER REALLY GOT A HEAD START. 2316 01:34:04,367 --> 01:34:05,867 BUT WAIT, FOLKS, THERE'S MORE. 2317 01:34:05,900 --> 01:34:08,500 TV: I NEVER HAD SEX WITH THE GOVERNOR. 2318 01:34:08,533 --> 01:34:10,333 HE WAS SET UP. 2319 01:34:10,367 --> 01:34:12,500 THEY SLIPPED HIM A MICKEY, 2320 01:34:12,533 --> 01:34:14,500 AND WHILE HE WAS UNCONSCIOUS, 2321 01:34:14,533 --> 01:34:16,067 I TOOK OFF MY CLOTHES, 2322 01:34:16,100 --> 01:34:19,200 AND I POSED FOR THOSE PICTURES WITH HIM. 2323 01:34:19,233 --> 01:34:21,333 WELL, THANKS TO MY PRODUCER SANDY, 2324 01:34:21,367 --> 01:34:23,167 AND A HIDDEN VIDEO CAMERA, 2325 01:34:23,200 --> 01:34:26,367 WE HAPPENED TO GET THIS LITTLE PERFORMANCE ON TAPE. 2326 01:34:26,400 --> 01:34:29,000 BUT WAIT... THERE'S EVEN MORE. 2327 01:34:31,200 --> 01:34:33,533 YOU SEE, JULIUS, WHAT LOLA DOESN'T KNOW IS, 2328 01:34:33,567 --> 01:34:35,533 WE FOLLOWED HER INTO THE WOODS, 2329 01:34:35,567 --> 01:34:37,333 WHERE SHE HAD A RENDEZVOUS 2330 01:34:37,367 --> 01:34:40,567 WITH THE BIG BAD WOLF HIMSELF! 2331 01:34:40,600 --> 01:34:43,167 [SWELLING MUSIC] 2332 01:34:46,533 --> 01:34:50,500 Wally: I GUESS WHATEVER LOLA WANTS, LOLA GETS. 2333 01:34:50,533 --> 01:34:52,533 JUDGE WILLIAMS! 2334 01:34:52,567 --> 01:34:54,000 RANDAL! 2335 01:34:54,033 --> 01:34:57,000 WOW! LOOKS LIKE THE JUDGE IS BANGING MORE THAN HIS GAVEL. 2336 01:34:57,033 --> 01:34:58,733 THIS IS ABSURD! I DON'T KNOW THIS TRAMP! 2337 01:34:58,767 --> 01:35:01,167 TRAMP? SCREW YOU, RANDY! 2338 01:35:01,200 --> 01:35:03,200 I AIN'T TAKIN' THE RAP FOR THIS ON MY OWN! 2339 01:35:03,233 --> 01:35:05,167 HE KNEW IF GOVERNOR PRESTON GOT INTO THE SENATE, 2340 01:35:05,200 --> 01:35:07,333 HE'D PREVENT THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE CIVIL WAR THEME PARK. 2341 01:35:07,367 --> 01:35:09,067 SHE'S INSANE! DON'T LISTEN TO HER! 2342 01:35:09,100 --> 01:35:11,733 JUDGE HERE SUNK ALL OF HIS MONEY INTO THE SURROUNDING PROPERTY. 2343 01:35:11,767 --> 01:35:13,333 SAID IT WAS WORTH A FORTUNE. 2344 01:35:13,367 --> 01:35:15,733 YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA SHARE IT WITH ME! 2345 01:35:15,767 --> 01:35:16,900 OH, GO AWAY, LOLA! 2346 01:35:16,933 --> 01:35:19,333 OOH! LOOKS LIKE SHE MISJUDGED THE JUDGE! 2347 01:35:19,367 --> 01:35:21,667 I'M GONNA FIX YOU, SPARKS! 2348 01:35:21,700 --> 01:35:23,500 CHARGE! 2349 01:35:23,533 --> 01:35:24,400 HEY, GET YOUR OWN! 2350 01:35:24,433 --> 01:35:26,200 JUST A SLICE. 2351 01:35:26,233 --> 01:35:27,667 Wally: EVERYBODY, HEAD FOR THE HILLS! 2352 01:35:27,700 --> 01:35:29,400 OH! GET THE CAMERA! 2353 01:35:30,533 --> 01:35:32,333 WHAT'S WRONG? 2354 01:35:32,367 --> 01:35:33,833 HEY, GET OUT OF THE WAY! 2355 01:35:33,867 --> 01:35:36,000 Williams: PREPARE TO DIE. 2356 01:35:36,033 --> 01:35:37,500 KEEP MOVING, WALLY! 2357 01:35:37,533 --> 01:35:39,233 TIGHTER. GET A 2-SHOT! 2358 01:35:39,267 --> 01:35:40,667 AAH! OOH! OOH! 2359 01:35:40,700 --> 01:35:43,500 DAD! WHOA! 2360 01:35:43,533 --> 01:35:44,833 EN GARDE! 2361 01:35:44,867 --> 01:35:47,067 WHOO! 2362 01:35:47,100 --> 01:35:49,000 AAH! 2363 01:35:50,900 --> 01:35:52,833 OH, COME ON! PAN OUT! 2364 01:35:52,867 --> 01:35:54,700 JUDGE, CAN'T WE TALK IT OVER? 2365 01:35:54,733 --> 01:35:57,033 WHOA! I SEE YOUR POINT. 2366 01:35:57,067 --> 01:35:59,333 GET THE WHEELCHAIR! PUT THE CAMERA IN IT! GO ON. 2367 01:36:04,433 --> 01:36:06,333 FRESH-CUT FLOWERS! OOH! 2368 01:36:12,433 --> 01:36:13,700 OHHH! 2369 01:36:17,400 --> 01:36:18,833 BUSYBODY! 2370 01:36:18,867 --> 01:36:20,500 KNOW-IT-ALL YANKEE! 2371 01:36:20,533 --> 01:36:22,167 TAKE IT EASY, JUDGE! 2372 01:36:22,200 --> 01:36:24,333 LOOK OUT! HE'S NUTS! 2373 01:36:30,367 --> 01:36:33,167 Preston: RANDAL, THAT IS A PRICELESS ANTIQUE! 2374 01:36:33,200 --> 01:36:34,367 OH, MY GRACIOUS! 2375 01:36:34,400 --> 01:36:35,500 AAH! AAH! 2376 01:36:37,233 --> 01:36:39,333 OW! OOH! 2377 01:36:39,367 --> 01:36:40,567 OH! AAH! 2378 01:36:43,033 --> 01:36:44,900 AHA! 2379 01:36:46,533 --> 01:36:48,000 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, SON? 2380 01:36:48,033 --> 01:36:49,667 Sandy: ALEC, GET THE CAMERA UPSTAIRS! 2381 01:36:54,933 --> 01:36:56,400 HAA! HAA! 2382 01:36:56,433 --> 01:36:59,500 I HAD TUNA FISH FOR LUNCH! 2383 01:36:59,533 --> 01:37:01,200 WATCH OUT! 2384 01:37:01,233 --> 01:37:03,367 SHE'S GOT A GUN! 2385 01:37:03,400 --> 01:37:06,333 STAY BACK! I'M WARNING YOU! 2386 01:37:06,367 --> 01:37:08,000 ROBERT, CALL 911. 2387 01:37:08,033 --> 01:37:10,667 YOU! COME HERE! 2388 01:37:10,700 --> 01:37:12,067 OH, DEAR, YOU DON'T-- 2389 01:37:12,100 --> 01:37:13,667 NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME! 2390 01:37:18,367 --> 01:37:21,200 HEY, SOMEBODY, GET ME A LEI! 2391 01:37:21,233 --> 01:37:22,833 I KNOW I'M A KID. I'M NOT JOKING! 2392 01:37:22,867 --> 01:37:23,833 I'M TAKING HER WITH ME. 2393 01:37:23,867 --> 01:37:26,000 DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 2394 01:37:28,567 --> 01:37:29,567 HO! QUICK, GET IN THERE! 2395 01:37:29,600 --> 01:37:30,567 GET A CLOSE-UP! 2396 01:37:30,600 --> 01:37:32,567 IT'S MY GUN! 2397 01:37:35,533 --> 01:37:38,000 OOH! HE GOT ME RIGHT IN THE TOUCHé! 2398 01:37:38,867 --> 01:37:40,067 AAH! 2399 01:37:40,100 --> 01:37:41,500 LOOK! 2400 01:37:41,533 --> 01:37:43,067 TAKE THAT! 2401 01:37:43,100 --> 01:37:44,533 OH! I GOT IT! 2402 01:37:50,900 --> 01:37:52,500 HA HA! 2403 01:37:53,533 --> 01:37:55,533 HO HO! 2404 01:37:55,567 --> 01:38:00,333 [GUNSHOTS] 2405 01:38:00,367 --> 01:38:02,033 HIT THE DECK! 2406 01:38:02,067 --> 01:38:03,833 JOEY! 2407 01:38:05,867 --> 01:38:07,333 OHH! 2408 01:38:07,367 --> 01:38:08,367 GET OFF ME! 2409 01:38:08,400 --> 01:38:10,400 WHOA--OHH! 2410 01:38:10,433 --> 01:38:11,400 HIYAAH! 2411 01:38:11,433 --> 01:38:14,833 I JUST GOT CIRCUMCISED BY BENIHANA! OOH! 2412 01:38:18,433 --> 01:38:21,500 DON'T THINK I WON'T USE THIS. 2413 01:38:21,533 --> 01:38:23,333 GET BACK, OR I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT. 2414 01:38:23,367 --> 01:38:25,067 DON'T BE A HERO, GOVERNOR! 2415 01:38:26,367 --> 01:38:28,733 Wally: HEY! NO FAIR! 2416 01:38:28,767 --> 01:38:29,733 OH, NO! 2417 01:38:29,767 --> 01:38:31,067 HEH HEH HEH... 2418 01:38:31,100 --> 01:38:32,067 HA! 2419 01:38:32,100 --> 01:38:33,533 ADIOS, JUDGE. 2420 01:38:34,367 --> 01:38:38,667 AAAAH! GET ME A BALL-BUSTER! 2421 01:38:41,367 --> 01:38:45,067 HEY, NOW, DON'T SAY WE NEVER PLAYED CATCH, ALL RIGHT? 2422 01:38:45,100 --> 01:38:47,333 HEY! EXCUSE ME! I'VE GOT THE GUN. 2423 01:38:47,367 --> 01:38:50,000 I NEED SOME WHEELS. 2424 01:38:50,033 --> 01:38:52,067 GOVERNOR, GIVE ME YOUR CAR KEYS, NOW! 2425 01:38:52,100 --> 01:38:53,867 CHAAAARGE! 2426 01:38:53,900 --> 01:38:56,733 AAAAAH! 2427 01:38:56,767 --> 01:38:58,867 HERE COMES THE JUDGE! 2428 01:38:58,900 --> 01:39:00,500 HE GOT THE CHAIR! 2429 01:39:00,533 --> 01:39:02,833 HUH? HUH? 2430 01:39:02,867 --> 01:39:04,000 AAAAAAH! 2431 01:39:04,033 --> 01:39:06,367 AAAAAH! 2432 01:39:07,100 --> 01:39:08,533 CASE CLOSED. 2433 01:39:09,700 --> 01:39:10,667 THAT'S OUR SHOW, FOLKS. 2434 01:39:10,700 --> 01:39:12,500 SEE YOU NEXT WEEK BACK IN NEW YORK. 2435 01:39:12,533 --> 01:39:14,500 AND REMEMBER, IT'S LONELY AT THE TOP 2436 01:39:14,533 --> 01:39:16,500 WHEN THERE'S NO ONE ON THE BOTTOM. 2437 01:39:16,533 --> 01:39:17,867 SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, HUH? 2438 01:39:17,900 --> 01:39:19,500 DAD, ALL RIGHT! I'M PROUD OF YOU. 2439 01:39:19,533 --> 01:39:21,000 MAYBE YOU SHOULD GROW A BEARD. 2440 01:39:21,033 --> 01:39:22,533 YOU LOOKED PRETTY GOOD THE OTHER NIGHT. 2441 01:39:22,567 --> 01:39:23,667 CAN I CUT IN? 2442 01:39:23,700 --> 01:39:26,167 OH! THIS SHOW IS AN EMMY FOR SURE! 2443 01:39:26,200 --> 01:39:29,000 OH, THANKS TO YOU, THE POLLS ARE GONNA BE GREAT! 2444 01:39:29,033 --> 01:39:31,000 OH, I'M SO GLAD TO HEAR THAT. 2445 01:39:31,033 --> 01:39:33,200 THEY REALLY ARE A LOVELY PEOPLE. 2446 01:39:35,567 --> 01:39:37,167 I WAS RIGHT. 2447 01:39:37,200 --> 01:39:39,000 WALLY SPARKS IS A GENIUS. 2448 01:39:39,033 --> 01:39:41,333 MILLER'S RIGHT. I'M A PROGRAMMING GENIUS. 2449 01:39:41,367 --> 01:39:42,333 GIVE ME MILLER. 2450 01:39:42,367 --> 01:39:44,367 HE'S NOT IN HIS OFFICE, SIR, 2451 01:39:44,400 --> 01:39:46,000 AND HE HASN'T BEEN THERE ALL WEEK. 2452 01:39:46,033 --> 01:39:47,200 WHERE THE HELL IS HE? 2453 01:39:47,233 --> 01:39:50,167 [MUFFLED CRIES] 2454 01:39:50,200 --> 01:39:51,833 [CHITTERING] 2455 01:39:56,400 --> 01:39:57,833 MMPHH! 2456 01:39:57,867 --> 01:40:00,333 [BOING!] 2457 01:40:00,367 --> 01:40:03,667 [PLEASURABLE MOANING] 2458 01:40:14,367 --> 01:40:16,333 [APPLAUSE] 2459 01:40:16,367 --> 01:40:17,733 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 2460 01:40:17,767 --> 01:40:20,367 I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST, IF I MAY, 2461 01:40:20,400 --> 01:40:22,000 TO THE BRIDE AND GROOM. 2462 01:40:22,033 --> 01:40:25,167 DEAN, PRISCILLA... 2463 01:40:25,200 --> 01:40:26,700 MAY YOUR LOVE BE EVERLASTING. 2464 01:40:26,733 --> 01:40:28,500 HEAR, HEAR! HEAR, HEAR! 2465 01:40:28,533 --> 01:40:32,367 AH, LOVE, IT MAKES THE WORLD GO 'ROUND! 2466 01:40:32,400 --> 01:40:34,000 OH, YOU'RE WRONG, EMILY. 2467 01:40:34,033 --> 01:40:37,000 IT MAKES IT GO UP AND DOWN. 2468 01:40:37,033 --> 01:40:38,533 HERE'S TO YOU, GOVERNOR-- 2469 01:40:38,567 --> 01:40:40,333 OR SHOULD I SAY SENATOR? 2470 01:40:40,367 --> 01:40:42,167 YES, I THINK YOU SHOULD. 2471 01:40:42,200 --> 01:40:45,333 AND I SHOULD SAY THAT I OWE IT ALL TO YOU, WALLY, 2472 01:40:45,367 --> 01:40:46,733 AND TO ROBERT. 2473 01:40:46,767 --> 01:40:49,167 WELL, TOO BAD JUDGE WILLIAMS ISN'T HERE. 2474 01:40:49,200 --> 01:40:51,900 HAH. YOU'LL SEE HIM IN ABOUT 10 TO 20 YEARS. 2475 01:40:51,933 --> 01:40:53,333 I'M SURE WHEN HE COMES OUT, 2476 01:40:53,367 --> 01:40:55,000 HE'LL FEEL LIKE A NEW WOMAN. 2477 01:40:56,033 --> 01:40:58,733 HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE ALL GET NAKED 2478 01:40:58,767 --> 01:41:01,333 AND SEE WHO THE BEST MAN IS? 2479 01:41:01,367 --> 01:41:04,533 HEY, I'M BETTING ON YOU, GOVERNOR. 2480 01:41:04,567 --> 01:41:05,533 SENATOR. 2481 01:41:05,567 --> 01:41:07,333 [BAND PLAYS TANGO] 2482 01:41:07,367 --> 01:41:09,533 EMILY, BABY, THEY'RE PLAYING OUR SONG! 2483 01:41:09,567 --> 01:41:11,167 OH, NO! 2484 01:41:29,700 --> 01:41:32,167 HOO-AH! 2485 01:41:33,533 --> 01:41:36,667 HO HO! OOH, WALLY! 2486 01:41:36,700 --> 01:41:39,667 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY VIDMARK ENTERTAINMENT 2487 01:41:39,700 --> 01:41:42,667 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 2488 01:41:42,700 --> 01:41:45,900 PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 2489 01:42:28,567 --> 01:42:30,700 HEY, THANK YOU, EVERYBODY. 2490 01:42:30,733 --> 01:42:33,333 ON TODAY'S SHOW, YOU'RE GONNA MEET A MAN 2491 01:42:33,367 --> 01:42:36,833 WHO HAS FALLEN IN LOVE... WITH A SQUIRREL. 2492 01:42:39,933 --> 01:42:43,733 [GIGGLES] 2493 01:42:43,767 --> 01:42:46,000 WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT... 2494 01:42:46,033 --> 01:42:47,700 ALAN MILLER AND...ACORN. 2495 01:42:47,733 --> 01:42:49,167 [CHITTERS] YES! 2496 01:42:49,200 --> 01:42:50,667 PRETTY NICE COUPLE, I'D SAY. 2497 01:42:50,700 --> 01:42:51,900 YES. 2498 01:43:08,367 --> 01:43:08,433 [DEVO PERFORMS COMMUNICATION BREAKUP] 163399

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