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Mantra wants to meet with me
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- for our next album.
- He's like the greatest music producer ever.
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- So are you saying you want
to work together? - I am.
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- Awesome. I'll call the guys.
- Oh no no no, Nick,
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- just you.
- What?
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I just read something online.
Jonas is breaking up.
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- Morning, Joe.
- Hey.
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I get a whole syllable today?
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I'm over it.
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- Wow, we really need to...
- Do something.
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Ever since we got to L.A.
I've wanted to ask you something.
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What was that?
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Will you be my girlfriend?
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Stella, I'm going
to ask you again
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and I'll ask you a thousand
times until you say yes:
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- Will you be my girlfriend?
- Joe...
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I want to say yes.
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- Then say yes. - But what's
gonna be different this time?
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This time?
We broke up before we even dated.
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I know.
I guess...
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Doing things backwards
is kind of our thing, huh?
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Uh, what's going on up there?
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You can rescue us later.
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Joe just asked Stella
to be his girlfriend.
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- Please say yes so we can get
off this boat. - What? No!
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I thought you liked him now.
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Yeah, that was when I thought
this would never happen.
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- Say no!
- Say yes.
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Uh, if she says yes, I will
turn this boat around.
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No!
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( Softly ) Yes.
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- Yes?
- Yes.
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- Yes!
- Yes.
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- Guess she said yes.
- Yay!
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- We both have boyfriends.
- ♪ We have boyfriends. ♪
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- They're so cute.
- The cutest.
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- And they're brothers.
- They're brothers.
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- ( Giggles )
- Oooh.
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Oh.
Oooh, see ya!
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It's okay.
She'll be back.
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( Giggles )
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- ( Rock music playing )
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
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♪ hey! ♪
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♪ I was sitting at home ♪
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♪ watching TV all alone ♪
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♪ so tired of routines ♪
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♪ the day goes on and on ♪
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♪ so I pick up the phone ♪
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♪ call everyone I know ♪
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♪ I say there's
gonna be a party ♪
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♪ hit the music,
here we go, yeah ♪
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♪ you gotta live to party,
bust your move ♪
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♪ everybody's in the groove ♪
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♪ tell the d.J.
To play our song ♪
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♪ are you ready
to rock and roll? ♪
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♪ gotta live to party,
bust your move ♪
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♪ everybody's in the groove ♪
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♪ live to ♪
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♪ party! ♪
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( ballad playing )
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♪ It's time for something ♪
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♪ it's time for change ♪
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♪ it's time to get things
rearranged ♪
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♪ oh yeah ♪
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♪ the summer heat ♪
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♪ has been getting to me ♪
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♪ and last summer's love
is gone gone gone ♪
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♪ I've been saving
my love for a rainy day ♪
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♪ and it's really
coming down today ♪
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♪ then out of the blue
you came ♪
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♪ you shined a little light
on a cloudy day ♪
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♪ baby, you could make ♪
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♪ a broken heart go away ♪
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♪ I'm not gonna lie,
this feeling inside ♪
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♪ I can't explain ♪
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♪ yeah, baby, I'm gonna blame
it on the summer rain ♪
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♪ blame it on ♪
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♪ the summer rain ♪
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♪ yeah oh ♪
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♪ rain rain rain ♪
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♪ rain rain rain ♪
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♪ rain rain rain ♪
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♪ rain rain rain ♪
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♪ rain rain... ♪
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- Uh, Mantra?
- I'm famished.
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I could eat
everything on this menu
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except for this crusted
speck of gravy.
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Mmm, I was wrong.
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All right, Mantra,
we really need to discuss
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the rumor you started
about me going solo.
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Do you fancy quiche?
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More juice,
band-wrecker?
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Janine, we've talked
about this.
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Okay? The band is
not breaking up.
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And yes, please.
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I want to believe you, Nick.
I do.
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But nothing
makes sense anymore.
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My whole world is
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spinning out of control.
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Today's special is
cinnamon French toast.
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- Enjoy.
- Thank you.
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Do you see why we have
to stop this rumor?
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I mean, it's all
the fans can talk about.
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In fact we're doing
a radio interview tomorrow
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to prove that the band
is still together.
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I dig your loyalty, your talent
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and your watch.
May I have it?
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- No!
- Saucy.
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A compromise then.
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Record one song with me.
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- One song? - I'm sure your
brothers will allow you that.
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- Okay, I can make my own decisions.
- Perfect.
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We'll call it a side project.
We'll get you the best musicians.
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I'll push you in a whole
new artistic direction.
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I'll even allow you
to keep your little watch.
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- Does that sound interesting
to you, Nick? - Yeah!
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- Mace!
- I'm sorry.
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I'm just saying when he puts it
like that, it doesn't sound so bad.
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You protect me...
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From sorrow...
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And loneliness.
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I want to stay, but I'm a ghost
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and my time here has passed.
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I can't let you go.
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Dade, we have to end...
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So we can begin again.
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No, come back!
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April!
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And cut!
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And that's a wrap
on "Forever April."
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Whoo!
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What are you doing?
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Oh, the movie's over.
It's like graduation day
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- when you throw your cap.
- Yeah, pick it up.
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Come here, my little stars.
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- Oh.
- Yay.
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Okay, hug over.
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Joe, I'm sorry it didn't work out between
us, but now that the movie's over,
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I would have been
breaking up with you anyway.
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It's probably just as well because
Stella and I have made it official.
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B.F.T.F.
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L.O.L.
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- Laugh out loud?
- I thought it meant "lots of luck."
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You know what?
I am firing my youth consultant.
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Not that I need one.
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I am so happy for you two.
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We kind of have you
to thank in a weird way
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for bringing us together.
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Oh no, don't make this
about me.
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- Okay.
- Unless you want to.
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- Do you want to?
- I'm good.
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Then ciao.
Mwah!
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Okay, blondie, why don't
you go pack it up?
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- Oh yeah, I'm on it, Mona.
- And, Romeo,
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you stick around because I
need to have a word with you.
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- Right.
- I'll see you later, Joe.
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- I miss you already.
- I miss you more.
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I miss you more than more.
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I miss you more than...
more more.
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B.L.E.C.H.
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- What does that stand for?
- Blech!
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The two of you are making me sick.
Come here, I want to talk to you.
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( Doorbell rings )
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I'll get it.
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- David Henrie.
- Kev-in.
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- You're hugging me.
- Yes I am, buddy.
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Is this another one
of your lame TV shows?
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"David Henrie's
awkward celebrity moments"?
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Okay look, I know I blamed
you for something Joe did,
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but all is forgiven.
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Shouldn't I be
the one forgiving you?
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And I accept.
Here.
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It's a movie script.
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"Camp ninja."
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- Catchy.
- Very.
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Wow, mace,
so what do you think?
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I think Mantra really
liked your watch.
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Seriously.
I don't know what to do.
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You're not breaking up
the band.
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It's just a side project.
One song.
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Yeah, but is that what Kevin
and Joe are gonna think?
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I'm sure they'll be cool.
I mean, probably.
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Most likely. Maybe.
They should.
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- Unless they're not.
- Now that that's clear.
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All right.
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Bottom line, what is
your heart telling you?
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- I think I want to do it.
- Yeah?
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Nick, Nick, Nick!
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Look, Janine, I know you're a
big fan and I appreciate that,
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but I think it's time you found something
else in your life besides Jonas.
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Actually, Nick,
you forgot your phone.
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Thank you.
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She put her number in.
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Huh.
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Not bad.
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Nerdy guy goes to summer camp
to train to be a ninja,
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falls in love with a samurai
from the girls' camp.
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It's a classic
coming-of-age story.
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- With kicking.
- With kicking.
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I can see it on the poster now.
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- Totally.
- Kevin,
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- I want you to direct.
- You better not be playing with me,
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because you know I take
my directing very seriously.
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Not at all! I saw the video you
did for the band. It was awesome!
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- Wow, thanks.
- No problem.
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You have a great sense of style,
you know how to tell a story
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and I know you'll work cheap.
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- Oh, is it low budget?
- Oh, not for me.
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I'm the star. But I promise
you'll make practically nothing.
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Oh, um...
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It's a chance to do
a movie... I'm in!
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You're in... excellent!
I'm going to announce it on the site right now.
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Actually wait!
I should talk to the guys first.
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Okay, sure. Yeah, cool.
Talk to the guys.
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I am pumped
that you're involved.
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- I can't believe I hated you
10 minutes ago. - Me neither!
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- Bring it in, bro hug.
- All right.
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Okay, wedgie.
Why?
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Just the Henrie way
of saying welcome aboard.
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Oh man.
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Whoa, so you're making
a sequel to "Forever April"?
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That's right, Joe.
"Forever April 2: Dawn of the Dade."
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I'm in the title?
I mean, if I'm still in it.
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- Am I still in it?
- Sweetie baby,
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of course you're still in it.
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Awesome.
Thanks, Mona.
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- We're shooting in New Zealand too.
- New Zealand?
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- Mm-hmm.
- That's pretty far away.
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April walks into the ocean, what do you
think, she washes up on the Jersey Shore?
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Why not?
Lots of things wash up there.
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Well, April washes up in New Zealand.
So pack heavy
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because we're going to be
there for a very long time.
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( Sighs ) Listen, Mona, I
can't just pack up and leave.
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I've got the band,
a new girlfriend.
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And a career as a movie star.
You're welcome.
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- See ya, blondie.
- Oh, Mona,
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I just want to say I really appreciate
the opportunity to work on this film.
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You took a big risk
on a kid from Jersey...
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Didn't I just say
"see ya, blondie"?
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Thanks again!
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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- So what did Mona have to say?
- You know, typical Mona.
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Sweetie, baby, dummy.
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That's it?
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Yeah, pretty much.
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( Rooster crows )
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Welcome back to madman Marty
in the morning.
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Woman:
Oh, Marty!
249
00:12:00,816 --> 00:12:03,176
Yeah!
It's 9:22 in the A.M.
250
00:12:03,184 --> 00:12:05,959
Here on K.L.O.P.,
klop radio.
251
00:12:05,968 --> 00:12:08,136
Joining me in the studio
is my special guests,
252
00:12:08,143 --> 00:12:10,375
good personal friends of mine,
the band Jonas!
253
00:12:10,382 --> 00:12:12,327
Better known as Steve,
Larry and Paul.
254
00:12:12,334 --> 00:12:14,247
- Actually it's Kevin.
- And I'm Joe.
255
00:12:14,253 --> 00:12:17,443
- That makes me Nick.
- Fabulosa!
256
00:12:17,453 --> 00:12:20,290
I guess we should talk about
the elephant that's in the room.
257
00:12:20,299 --> 00:12:21,894
( Elephant trumpets )
258
00:12:21,899 --> 00:12:23,971
Not you, Dumbo.
I'm talking about the rumor.
259
00:12:23,978 --> 00:12:26,657
Is Jonas breaking up,
yeppers or nopers?
260
00:12:26,666 --> 00:12:28,898
Actually we're glad
you asked, Marty.
261
00:12:28,905 --> 00:12:32,062
We're here to tell everyone once and
for all that Jonas is not breaking up.
262
00:12:32,072 --> 00:12:34,687
- Joe: Absolutely not.
- Never gonna happen.
263
00:12:34,695 --> 00:12:37,534
Oh, whewskis. I'm glad your
fans will be glad to hear that.
264
00:12:37,543 --> 00:12:39,966
Actually we're gonna be
making a new record soon.
265
00:12:39,974 --> 00:12:42,685
- Lots of new material.
- Kevin: Exciting stuff for all our fans.
266
00:12:42,694 --> 00:12:44,320
That's me!
267
00:12:44,325 --> 00:12:46,270
- Uh... ahem!
- Keep your shirt on.
268
00:12:46,277 --> 00:12:50,104
Okay, so Jonas not
breaking up.
269
00:12:50,115 --> 00:12:51,868
But word on the street
is, Nick,
270
00:12:51,874 --> 00:12:53,788
you're doing a solo record
with Mantra?
271
00:12:53,795 --> 00:12:56,027
- We just had breakfast.
- ( Buzzes )
272
00:12:56,034 --> 00:12:57,883
- It was really nothing.
- ( Buzzes )
273
00:12:57,889 --> 00:13:01,812
- You wouldn't believe how much quiche
that guy can put away. - ( Buzzes )
274
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,673
I don't know, Nick.
Something smells fishy.
275
00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:05,975
Nick, just tell him you're not
doing a record with Mantra.
276
00:13:05,983 --> 00:13:09,173
- Well...
- O.M.G., you are?
277
00:13:09,183 --> 00:13:11,350
- ( Bell rings )
- Nick, why didn't you tell us?
278
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:14,898
- I was just waiting for the right time.
- Oh, this was perfect.
279
00:13:14,909 --> 00:13:16,917
- Did you know about this?
- Yes.
280
00:13:16,924 --> 00:13:18,806
- Mace!
- Sorry.
281
00:13:18,812 --> 00:13:21,267
Marty: So, Kevin and Joe, are you
two just gonna sit on your hands
282
00:13:21,275 --> 00:13:23,635
while Nick and Mantra make
beautiful music together?
283
00:13:23,642 --> 00:13:25,746
( "Wedding march" plays )
284
00:13:25,753 --> 00:13:28,687
I'm not sitting on anything.
I actually have a side project of my own.
285
00:13:28,696 --> 00:13:31,088
You're just saying you have a side
project because I have a side project.
286
00:13:31,096 --> 00:13:32,817
Oh really?
Well, tell David Henrie,
287
00:13:32,823 --> 00:13:34,960
because I'm actually
directing his next movie.
288
00:13:34,967 --> 00:13:37,869
- What's going on here, guys?
- Arrr, there be storm a-brewin'.
289
00:13:37,878 --> 00:13:39,473
You said it, crusty old pirate.
290
00:13:39,479 --> 00:13:41,615
( Lightning, rain pattering )
291
00:13:41,622 --> 00:13:43,184
( Wood creaking )
292
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:45,612
Okay, I definitely did not
know about Kevin.
293
00:13:45,620 --> 00:13:47,406
When you think about it,
294
00:13:47,412 --> 00:13:49,325
what do we know about Kevin?
295
00:13:49,331 --> 00:13:51,595
- You guys having fun yet?
- ( Whip cracks )
296
00:13:51,603 --> 00:13:53,388
Say, Joe, you've been
awful quiet down there.
297
00:13:53,394 --> 00:13:55,148
What's your big secret?
298
00:13:55,154 --> 00:13:58,407
- Secret? - Sure, secret.
Something you're hiding.
299
00:13:58,417 --> 00:14:00,044
Secret?
I don't have a secret.
300
00:14:00,049 --> 00:14:02,440
Do I look like somebody who has a secret?
That's really funny.
301
00:14:02,448 --> 00:14:05,286
- Why don't you play the laughing guy, Marty?
- ( Baby crying )
302
00:14:05,295 --> 00:14:08,102
- What's he hiding?
- I'm sure it's nothing.
303
00:14:08,111 --> 00:14:11,332
- Sounds like something.
- We know you're hiding something, Joe.
304
00:14:11,342 --> 00:14:13,892
- No, I'm not. - You can tell he is.
He's all sweaty and red.
305
00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:15,591
Yeah, like a big lying tomato.
306
00:14:15,597 --> 00:14:18,276
Oooh, that's a good one.
I'm stealing that one.
307
00:14:18,284 --> 00:14:20,515
A big lying tomato.
A big lying tomato.
308
00:14:20,523 --> 00:14:24,032
Okay, it's "Madman Marty in the
morning" here at 9:35 A.M.
309
00:14:24,043 --> 00:14:27,518
- Let's go to the phones.
- We didn't say we were taking calls.
310
00:14:27,528 --> 00:14:30,973
Line one, it's Stella! Stella, what do
you have to say to what's left of Jonas?
311
00:14:30,984 --> 00:14:33,886
Hi, Marty.
First-time caller, no-time listener.
312
00:14:33,895 --> 00:14:36,862
- My question's for Joe.
- We can talk later.
313
00:14:36,871 --> 00:14:39,517
Or we can talk now.
I vote now.
314
00:14:39,526 --> 00:14:43,034
If you have something
to say, just say it.
315
00:14:43,045 --> 00:14:44,926
Yeah, Joe, just say it.
316
00:14:44,932 --> 00:14:46,717
- Spill it, dude.
- Okay fine.
317
00:14:46,723 --> 00:14:50,232
Mona offered me the starring role
in the sequel to "Forever April."
318
00:14:50,243 --> 00:14:52,611
And it's shooting
in New Zealand.
319
00:14:56,769 --> 00:14:58,427
How long will you be gone?
320
00:14:58,433 --> 00:15:00,378
I don't know.
I guess...
321
00:15:00,384 --> 00:15:01,851
A long time.
322
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:06,552
Stella!
323
00:15:06,559 --> 00:15:08,408
Stella, wait.
324
00:15:08,414 --> 00:15:11,635
- ( Dial tone ) - I'm sorry, okay?
I didn't know how to tell you.
325
00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:14,388
Stella?
Stella!
326
00:15:14,397 --> 00:15:17,650
Well, it's 9:38 in the A.M.
here with "Madman Marty in the morning."
327
00:15:17,660 --> 00:15:19,573
I'd like to thank
my guests today...
328
00:15:19,579 --> 00:15:22,067
the band formerly known
as Jonas.
329
00:15:22,075 --> 00:15:25,902
And we'll be right back with the
latest castaway from loser island,
330
00:15:25,914 --> 00:15:27,581
keep it locked on klop.
331
00:15:28,568 --> 00:15:30,322
( Groans ) Really good
interview, you guys.
332
00:15:30,328 --> 00:15:31,635
Seriously, really good energy.
333
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,234
Yo, you think I could
get like a souvenir?
334
00:15:33,239 --> 00:15:35,344
- Maybe like get me a
guitar or something? - No.
335
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:38,667
No? Okay.
Well, so...
336
00:15:38,678 --> 00:15:40,942
She's not picking up.
337
00:15:40,949 --> 00:15:44,118
If I was still talking to you,
I wouldn't pick up either.
338
00:15:50,227 --> 00:15:51,757
Well, it's official.
339
00:15:51,762 --> 00:15:54,250
Everyone on earth
thinks Jonas is breaking up.
340
00:15:54,258 --> 00:15:55,756
How could Joe not even mention
341
00:15:55,761 --> 00:15:57,579
to me that Mona offered
him the sequel?
342
00:15:57,586 --> 00:15:59,787
Stella, he probably just
didn't know how to tell you.
343
00:16:01,455 --> 00:16:04,294
Yeah, I mean, how long did it take
Nick to tell you about Mantra?
344
00:16:04,303 --> 00:16:07,460
Well, that's different.
I mean, we talked through it like we always do
345
00:16:07,470 --> 00:16:09,607
and then totally made
the decision together.
346
00:16:09,614 --> 00:16:11,973
And I am really
not helping you.
347
00:16:11,981 --> 00:16:14,213
Joe and I had one
good day together, ugh.
348
00:16:14,220 --> 00:16:16,452
- One stinking day.
- Hey!
349
00:16:16,459 --> 00:16:18,947
Some people
don't even get that.
350
00:16:18,955 --> 00:16:20,789
Okay, I'm shutting up.
351
00:16:22,122 --> 00:16:23,429
Same old Joe.
352
00:16:23,434 --> 00:16:25,698
I should have known it was
too good to be true.
353
00:16:25,705 --> 00:16:27,394
( Car honks )
354
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,601
- The guys are here.
- I can't deal with him right now.
355
00:16:29,608 --> 00:16:32,159
- You two need to talk.
- Oh, Macy, just...
356
00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:34,240
tell him that
I'm washing my hair.
357
00:16:34,247 --> 00:16:35,681
- Stella.
- Please?
358
00:16:35,686 --> 00:16:37,057
- Stella.
- Please?
359
00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:38,146
- Please.
- Okay fine.
360
00:16:38,150 --> 00:16:39,750
- Thank you.
- ( Groans )
361
00:16:41,637 --> 00:16:44,794
But you need to wash your hair for real
because Nick and I never lie to each other.
362
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:47,606
I'm so sorry I'm making you feel worse.
I'm just gonna go. I'll go.
363
00:16:50,402 --> 00:16:53,527
Great job, guys. You were supposed to
go on the radio to stop the rumors.
364
00:16:53,537 --> 00:16:56,503
- Nice job, Mr. side project.
- Why don't you direct yourself to be quiet?
365
00:16:56,513 --> 00:16:58,522
- I need to talk to Stella.
- You can't.
366
00:16:58,528 --> 00:17:00,090
- Why not?
- Because she's washing her hair.
367
00:17:00,096 --> 00:17:01,882
- I've heard that one before.
- No, for real.
368
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:04,694
- I'm not lying. - She's not.
I can tell when she is.
369
00:17:04,703 --> 00:17:06,552
- I wish we could tell when you were.
- Here's an idea:
370
00:17:06,558 --> 00:17:08,249
Why don't you start a band
with David Henrie?
371
00:17:08,254 --> 00:17:10,198
How long is she gonna be
washing her hair?
372
00:17:10,205 --> 00:17:12,501
- I... - Not as long as
you'll be in New Zealand.
373
00:17:12,508 --> 00:17:14,740
- Back off, Kevin!
- No, you back off, Joe.
374
00:17:14,748 --> 00:17:17,618
- Why don't you both back off?
- Hey! ( Rape whistle blares )
375
00:17:17,627 --> 00:17:19,669
Wow, that whistle app
really works.
376
00:17:19,675 --> 00:17:23,278
Okay, here's the deal: If you
all keep on acting like this,
377
00:17:23,290 --> 00:17:25,394
the band will really break up.
Now is that what you want?
378
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,643
- No.
- No way.
379
00:17:26,648 --> 00:17:28,912
- Not gonna happen.
- Okay.
380
00:17:28,919 --> 00:17:31,655
Then we need to fix this.
Band meeting, march.
381
00:17:37,238 --> 00:17:39,407
Oh... you washed
your hair again?
382
00:17:39,414 --> 00:17:41,869
Yeah, I had to.
383
00:17:41,877 --> 00:17:44,365
Because Macy can't lie to Nick.
384
00:17:44,373 --> 00:17:46,381
Never mind.
It's kind of unimportant.
385
00:17:46,387 --> 00:17:48,655
Are you okay Stella-bell?
386
00:17:51,794 --> 00:17:54,249
- You were right, aunt Lisa.
- Oh honey.
387
00:17:54,257 --> 00:17:55,946
I told you.
388
00:17:55,952 --> 00:17:58,631
When you mix boiled
vegetables with whole grains
389
00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:00,267
you get a little gassy.
390
00:18:00,272 --> 00:18:03,748
No.
No, I meant about rock stars.
391
00:18:03,759 --> 00:18:07,011
- What did he do?
- Joe took a movie in New Zealand.
392
00:18:07,021 --> 00:18:09,285
- ( Sighs )
- He didn't even tell me.
393
00:18:09,292 --> 00:18:11,907
- This is all my fault.
- Why?
394
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,829
Because I should have told you
395
00:18:13,835 --> 00:18:16,419
there's only one thing worse
than dating a rock star.
396
00:18:16,427 --> 00:18:19,362
- What's that?
- Dating a movie star.
397
00:18:25,929 --> 00:18:29,373
Okay, for every problem
there's a solution.
398
00:18:29,384 --> 00:18:31,744
First the problem.
Nick?
399
00:18:31,751 --> 00:18:34,238
- We're all yelling at each other.
- Okay, solution?
400
00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:36,287
- Stop yelling at each other!
- Good.
401
00:18:36,294 --> 00:18:37,919
Okay, next problem.
Joe.
402
00:18:37,925 --> 00:18:40,573
- Everybody thinks the band's breaking up.
- Solution?
403
00:18:40,581 --> 00:18:43,769
We could play a gig for the fans so
they could see we're staying together.
404
00:18:43,779 --> 00:18:45,980
A private Jonas show...
how cool would that be?
405
00:18:45,987 --> 00:18:47,772
Okay, that's a really
good idea, Joe.
406
00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:51,191
It would put all the rumors to rest,
but we'd have to do it pretty quick.
407
00:18:51,202 --> 00:18:53,625
- Before things get worse.
- What about tonight?
408
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,089
Tonight?
You think we could pull that off?
409
00:18:56,097 --> 00:18:58,617
There's only one way
to find out.
410
00:18:58,625 --> 00:19:01,111
- Let's do it.
- Bring it in, guys.
411
00:19:01,119 --> 00:19:03,096
No matter where we go,
no matter what we do,
412
00:19:03,102 --> 00:19:05,016
the band comes first.
413
00:19:05,023 --> 00:19:07,701
All:
The band comes first.
414
00:19:07,709 --> 00:19:10,771
- We don't have much time.
- I'm gonna check on Stella.
415
00:19:10,781 --> 00:19:13,549
Her hair's gotta be dry by now.
I know hair.
416
00:19:15,259 --> 00:19:18,066
And I will get the word
out to the local fans.
417
00:19:18,075 --> 00:19:21,902
Let's see... "top secret
Jonas show tonight.
418
00:19:21,914 --> 00:19:24,337
- Details to come.
" - We gotta find a cool spot to play at.
419
00:19:24,345 --> 00:19:26,322
I got that.
I know a friend who knows a friend.
420
00:19:26,328 --> 00:19:28,465
- I'll make a phone call.
- ( Chimes )
421
00:19:28,472 --> 00:19:30,066
- Oh.
- Kevin: Hey, man...
422
00:19:30,072 --> 00:19:32,686
- Oh no.
- What?
423
00:19:32,694 --> 00:19:35,500
Hey, mace, where's Stella?
She's not in the guest house.
424
00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:37,742
Um, yeah.
425
00:19:37,749 --> 00:19:40,150
I just got a text.
Joe...
426
00:19:42,996 --> 00:19:44,654
She's gone.
427
00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:48,063
- Gone where? - Aunt Lisa's
driving her to the airport.
428
00:19:50,386 --> 00:19:52,587
Stella's going home.
429
00:20:06,391 --> 00:20:07,762
Next on "Jonas L.A."...
430
00:20:07,767 --> 00:20:09,903
- Anything from Stella?
- No, she's not answering.
431
00:20:09,910 --> 00:20:13,100
- She's gone dark. She is off the grid.
- Macy, breathe.
432
00:20:13,110 --> 00:20:15,342
Nick: Aunt Lisa is just taking
Stella to the airport.
433
00:20:15,350 --> 00:20:18,380
Listen to me. If you get on that plane, you will
lose any chance for you and Joe to be together.
434
00:20:18,389 --> 00:20:21,227
- Please don't try to talk me out of this.
- I want you to think about it.
435
00:20:21,236 --> 00:20:23,053
Are you sure this is how
you want it to end?
436
00:20:23,059 --> 00:20:25,514
Is there ever a good way
for it to end?
437
00:20:25,522 --> 00:20:28,057
That's it. I've got to get to Stella
before she gets on that plane.
438
00:20:28,107 --> 00:20:32,657
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