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Previously on "jonas l.A."...♪
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Oh, nick!
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What has
gotten into you?
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You just seem different
this summer.
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Good different.
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( laughs )
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Well, I talked
to my director
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About who should
play my love interest in "forever April,"
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And she wantsa joe from jonas type.
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There's a roomful of mes
in there and I'm freaking out.
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- Action.
- I'm a ghost.
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Ghosts can't love.
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If we never try,
then we'll never know what could have been.
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- And cut.
- I got the part!
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- Here you go, man.
I made you breakfast. - Wow. Thanks, dude.
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No problem.
Feeling good? Feeling loose?
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Feeling awesome.
I'm going to be in a movie today.
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Not just any movie!
From the best-selling novel, "forever April,"
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Comes the major
motion picture event
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Starring my brother joe.
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( chuckles )
dude, no sausage.
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In a world with no sausage,
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- One man--
- --tells his brother to stop talking like that.
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Oh, yeah.
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Sorry.
Hey, let's practice your lines.
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Kevin, we've been
practicing all weekend. I'm pretty solid.
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Okay, then you wouldn't care
if I did this--
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Scene 36, interior,
high school gymnasium,
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Your character dade
is alone.
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The ghost April appears.
She says,
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"dade, you're
not safe here.
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- You have to go."
- I'm not going anywhere without you.
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- Nailed it!
- See? Solid.
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- Now do it backwards.
- You without anywhere going not I'm.
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You are going to be
a great actor.
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And you are going
to be a great director. Director kevin?
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- Yes, actor joe?
- What time is it?
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- 7:30.
- And what time do I have to be on set?
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- 7:30.
- So we should probably--
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- ( rock music playing )
- ♪ yeah! ♪
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♪ hey! ♪
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♪ I was sitting at home ♪
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♪ watching tv all alone ♪
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♪ so tired of routines ♪
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♪ the day goes on and on ♪
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♪ so I pick up the phone ♪
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♪ call everyone I know ♪
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♪ I say there'sgonna be a party ♪
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♪ hit the music,here we go, yeah ♪
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♪ you gotta live to party,
bust your move ♪
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♪ everybody's
in the groove ♪
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♪ tell the d.J.
To play our song ♪
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♪ are you ready
to rock and roll? ♪
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♪ gotta live to party,
bust your move ♪
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♪ everybody's
in the groove ♪
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♪ live to ♪
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♪ party! ♪
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Sync by Hana.Bean
www.Addic7ed.com
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According to this,
the set should be...
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Over there.
Or over there.
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Dude, you're the director.
Which direction are we going?
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Relax, okay?
We're a little bit lost, we're a little bit late,
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But look at this place!
We are not in jersey anymore.
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Kevin, I was supposed to be
in makeup like yesterday.
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( laughs )
you have to wear makeup.
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- Ha.
- ( sighs )
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There it is.
Come on.
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Chill.
We're in hollywood-- nothing starts on time.
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You're late.
Who said you could be late to a mona klein set?
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- He did.
- Hi, ms. Klein, I'm kevin.
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I'm joe's brother.
Also a director!
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- Well, aspiring.
But I'm just a big fan. - Zip it!
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You sit down while I decide
how I'm gonna punish you.
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- It won't happen again.
- No kidding.
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This movie
is my big comeback.
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After "soccer squirrels 2:
Nuts in new york"
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- They said
I'd never work again. - I loved that movie.
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Well, the critics didn't.
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But "forever April" is
going to get me back to where I belong.
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Unless you mess it up,
so be on time!
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Mona, my yoga class ran over.
Sorry I'm late.
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Oh sweetie,
what's a few minutes? Take all the time that you need.
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Oh, the face
on that one.
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Vanessa, how did you
get away with that?
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Mona totally chewed
me out for being late.
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I have exited vanessa.
I am now April.
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- What?
- Dade, is that you?
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Joe, this is a technique
some actors use to prepare.
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They become the character
even when the cameras aren't rolling.
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Dade, am I visible?
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- Play along.
- Yes.
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April, I can see you.
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You're the only mortal I can
communicate with and I need...
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- Something.
- What is it, April?
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A bagel--
lightly toasted with the middle scooped out.
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I'll get it.
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Nick:
All right, you strum.
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Okay.
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G-g-g-g.
C-c--
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- We're doing it.
- We are shredding "twinkle twinkle."
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I think a guitar
should always be a two-person instrument.
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Depends on
the two people.
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Maybe you should
try it on your own.
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Oh.
Um...
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- Okay.
- ( rock music playing )
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- Hey, how you doing?
- Hey, d.Z., we're kind of in the middle of something.
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Introducing d.Z.,
a.K.A.: Lady candy,
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As in candy for ladies,
not as in, you know, I'm a lady named candy.
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I get it.
I don't want to get it, but I get it.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I have a big date tonight.
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And-- oh,
this is real velour,
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So if you were to rate
my look on a scale of jamming to slamming?
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- Um...
- You hate it.
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Hug me.
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Ow ow, d.Z.!
You're hair's really sharp.
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Oh, sorry.
I must have overgelled.
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Okay, d.Z., back away
from the jonas.
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Whatever is going on,
it can't be that bad.
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The-the truth is
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I'm not the player
you think I am.
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And I've never been
on a date before. There, I said it.
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That is a huge shock.
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- But it's gonna be okay.
- It's not gonna be okay.
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All right?
I'm meeting andrea tonight. My threads are busted,
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And this bling
is giving me a rash.
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Okay, I can help you.
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But you're gonna have
to do it my way, understand?
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- Yeah, where do we start?
- Follow me.
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Let's go.
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Okay, aunt lisa,
I'm ready.
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Oh, thanks for letting me
practice on you, stella-bell.
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You know, I think massage
is my true calling.
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I do.
I know I said that about acting.
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And candle-making.
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- And landscaping.
- Hey, it's a free massage. I'm in.
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Oh, I am going to be charging
a pretty penny for this,
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Once I get
into massage school.
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- Get in?
- Mm-hmm.
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I thought-- I thought you
were already-- you know?
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- Oh no. Let's begin.
- Okay.
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Who's a good girl?
Do you like that?
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Hmmm?
( giggles )
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- Aunt lisa?
- Yeah?
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Is there any chance that
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Before me
you've only massaged,
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Say, a cat?
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Oh yeah.
Oh, there's a chance.
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Okay, in this scene,
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Dade goes to the house
where April's spirit lives.
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- Cool.
- Joe, I need you to play this
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- Scared, yet tough.
- Got it.
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Confident,
yet vulnerable.
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- Really?
- I want big big emotion
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Played in a very
very small way.
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- Okay, on that one how do I--
- camera rolling!
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- Wait!
- What?
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- Aren't we gonna rehearse?
- Rehearse? What is this, your high school play?
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This is the big time.
You're a professional actor
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And every minute
on this set costs money.
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This conversation?
A million dollars.
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Saying "a million dollars"?
$27,000.
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Excuse me, guys,
is everything okay?
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- Who are you?
- I'm joe's brother. We've actually met.
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Yuck, family.
No thanks.
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This is why I have birds.
Shoo!
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Cue effects.
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Cue music.
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- ( ballad playing )
- and action!
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Why do you
keep coming here?
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Nothing good ever happens
in this terrible place.
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- I just need
to be close to you. - No, you need to forget me.
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Try, dade.
Pretend I never existed.
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But I can feel you all around.
In the silence I hear...
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Line!
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- The sound of!
- Cut!
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- Do you not know your lines?
- I do not.
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I mean, I did.
I'm just nervous.
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I'm not paying
for nervous. Go again.
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Cue effects.
Music!
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- ( ballad playing )
- and action!
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Why do you
keep coming here?
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Nothing good ever happens
in this terrible place.
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- Uh...
- Cut!
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What's the deal?
Everybody take five.
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You get your act together
or you're gonna see my dark side.
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Okay?
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It gets darker?
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- D.Z.: Ow!
- Macy: Quit squirming.
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- Oww!
- What did you put in here, glue?
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I don't know.
It was my grandfather's toupee cream.
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Oh, I'm gonna need
a bigger comb.
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( rock music playing )
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So, do we like?
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- No.
- Oh boy.
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Kevin:
You're doing great, bro.
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Stop saying that.
I'm a mess.
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- Just try and relax.
- Maybe I just don't belong here.
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What does
this chair say?
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- It says "joe."
- yes, exactly.
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"joe," not lou,
not ed, but joe.
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They wouldn't give you
a chair with your name on it if you didn't belong here.
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- Who's ed?
- I'm trying to make a point.
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You're fine saying
the lines with just me.
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You don't have a dark side.
Mona freaks me out.
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- What if she fires me?
- I won't let that happen.
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We gotta go
much tighter on joe. Throw a 75 on, okay?
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- Gotcha.
- Hi, mona.
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You just pop up all over
the place, don't you?
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Yeah.
I think I figured out what joe's problem is.
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- Oh, do tell.
- It's you.
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I'm the problem?
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Yeah, you have a way
of saying things that are scary and mean.
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Joe, on the other hand,
likes things that are soft and nice.
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- Oh, does he?
- If you could give him rewards,
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Maybe like treats or snacks,
that could really help him.
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Fascinating.
You know, I have a different approach.
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- Oh, what's that?
- Security!
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- No, that's--
- get him off my set.
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No, I'm okay.
Hey--
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- Hey, we're fine.
- Bye-bye.
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- Wait, what happened?
- We talked. You're all good.
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- ( kevin screams )
- what?
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No.
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Come on, guys,
I've gotta get back to set. My brother needs me.
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Guys, come on!
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- ( beeps )
- joe, talk to me.
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Dude, why did mona
kick you off the set?
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Things were said.
It's not important. So how you doing?
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I am freaking out.
You need to get back here.
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Mona:
Picture's up.Where's joe?
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- She coming.
- Joe?
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Joe!
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I don't think so.
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Listen, my brother
really needs me. He's back there on set.
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And I need a three-hour
foot massage, followed by a four-hour foot massage.
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00:10:53,530 --> 00:10:55,900
I think we're both
gonna be disappointed.
237
00:10:58,326 --> 00:11:00,114
( piano chords playing )
238
00:11:00,119 --> 00:11:04,108
May I present the new
and majorly-improved d.Z.?
239
00:11:04,119 --> 00:11:06,041
Wow, d.Z.,
is that really you?
240
00:11:06,047 --> 00:11:09,977
Holla!
Back up the cool bus. Vroom.
241
00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:12,756
Beep beep beep beep.
242
00:11:12,761 --> 00:11:15,248
( beatboxes )
243
00:11:15,255 --> 00:11:17,713
- Whoo.
- Yep, it's still you.
244
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,723
I forgot he still talks.
It really kills the look.
245
00:11:20,731 --> 00:11:23,055
Wait wait, you guys think
I need more than this?
246
00:11:23,062 --> 00:11:24,822
Girls love
a good dresser,
247
00:11:24,827 --> 00:11:27,380
But the clothes are
just the packaging.
248
00:11:27,388 --> 00:11:29,368
There's so much more
that we like in a guy.
249
00:11:29,374 --> 00:11:31,794
Uh-oh, macy's about to lay
some knowledge on us, d.Z.
250
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,712
Oh, well, d.Z.'s all ears.
251
00:11:33,718 --> 00:11:36,368
- Well, we like
a guy with confidence. - I reek of confidence.
252
00:11:36,376 --> 00:11:38,767
That's my body spray--
"confidence" by stone stevens.
253
00:11:38,774 --> 00:11:41,314
Yeah, there's such a thing
as too much confidence.
254
00:11:42,687 --> 00:11:44,475
We like it when
you listen to us.
255
00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,067
Oh, like I said,
all ears.
256
00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:48,339
- But still have
your own opinions. - Totally.
257
00:11:48,346 --> 00:11:50,612
- ( whispers ) about what?
- Oh, I know!
258
00:11:50,618 --> 00:11:52,282
We like a guy who can
make us laugh...
259
00:11:52,288 --> 00:11:55,062
Well, I got this off the back
of a gum wrapper:
260
00:11:55,069 --> 00:11:57,799
Why don't seagulls
fly by the bay?
261
00:11:59,481 --> 00:12:02,896
Because then they'd
be called "bay-gulls."
262
00:12:02,906 --> 00:12:04,819
- Stop it.
- ...But not with jokes.
263
00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:06,737
I really hate jokes.
264
00:12:06,743 --> 00:12:08,818
Ahem. Come on,
flying baked goods?
265
00:12:08,824 --> 00:12:10,832
D.Z., just listen.
266
00:12:10,838 --> 00:12:13,239
Care about your family
and your friends.
267
00:12:13,246 --> 00:12:16,020
And show the world you
have a beautiful spirit.
268
00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:18,294
And always always chew
with your mouth closed.
269
00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:19,696
- Got it?
- Got it.
270
00:12:19,701 --> 00:12:21,528
Anything else?
271
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,665
One more thing:
272
00:12:23,671 --> 00:12:26,799
If you like a gi,
you should tell her,
273
00:12:26,808 --> 00:12:30,127
So she's not confused by
the messages you're sending.
274
00:12:30,136 --> 00:12:32,936
Got it, processed.
Outskis.
275
00:12:35,095 --> 00:12:37,075
- You deserve a medal.
- Thank you.
276
00:12:37,081 --> 00:12:41,711
So anything I said
surprise you at all?
277
00:12:41,723 --> 00:12:43,377
Or...?
278
00:12:43,382 --> 00:12:46,722
Jokes-- I didn't know
they were a deal breaker.
279
00:12:55,544 --> 00:12:57,648
Officer evie--
may I call you evie?
280
00:12:57,654 --> 00:12:59,921
There has to be someone
in here you want to talk to.
281
00:12:59,928 --> 00:13:01,908
Matt damon?
282
00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:03,664
Usher?
Kesha?
283
00:13:03,669 --> 00:13:06,988
I don't play like that.
You got will smith in there?
284
00:13:06,997 --> 00:13:08,909
- No.
- Oh well!
285
00:13:08,915 --> 00:13:11,055
I guess we're stuck.
286
00:13:13,241 --> 00:13:14,971
Oh no, that boy
didn't just do that.
287
00:13:17,011 --> 00:13:18,991
( groans )
I had to wear the big heels today.
288
00:13:18,996 --> 00:13:20,296
Boy!
289
00:13:21,461 --> 00:13:23,373
Why do youkeep coming here?
290
00:13:23,379 --> 00:13:26,067
Nothing good ever happens
in this terrible place.
291
00:13:26,075 --> 00:13:30,217
- I just need
to be close to you. - No, you need to forget me.
292
00:13:30,228 --> 00:13:33,834
Try, dade.
Pretend I never existed.
293
00:13:33,844 --> 00:13:36,654
Around all you feel
can I but.
294
00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:40,944
I just said it backwards.
295
00:13:40,951 --> 00:13:42,902
Cut!
296
00:13:42,908 --> 00:13:45,203
I can feel you all around.
I can feel you all around!
297
00:13:45,210 --> 00:13:46,712
See, I can say it.
298
00:13:46,716 --> 00:13:49,394
What about a treat?
Let me see, what have I got in my pocket here?
299
00:13:49,402 --> 00:13:51,573
I've got some mints,
a lipstick.
300
00:13:51,579 --> 00:13:53,941
I've got the number
of the guy I rear-ended this morning.
301
00:13:53,948 --> 00:13:56,722
- I think I'm past treats.
- Okay, so what can we do?
302
00:13:56,730 --> 00:14:00,116
- Maybe you hired the wrong guy.
- I don't make mistakes.
303
00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:03,090
I saw you onstage
and you were electric!
304
00:14:03,098 --> 00:14:05,365
I'm 25 and you made me
feel like I'm 12.
305
00:14:05,372 --> 00:14:07,242
- 25?
- Shh!
306
00:14:08,729 --> 00:14:12,373
Joe, you've sang in front
of thousands of people
307
00:14:12,383 --> 00:14:14,487
And made them feel
everything you wanted to.
308
00:14:14,493 --> 00:14:16,760
Bring that guy here,
all right?
309
00:14:16,767 --> 00:14:19,667
Find your inner rock star.
You can do it.
310
00:14:20,536 --> 00:14:22,206
Okay, I'll try.
311
00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:25,815
Cue effects!
312
00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:28,145
Music!
313
00:14:28,151 --> 00:14:30,035
And action!
314
00:14:30,041 --> 00:14:31,925
Why do you
keep coming here?
315
00:14:31,931 --> 00:14:34,839
Nothing good ever happens
in this terrible place.
316
00:14:34,847 --> 00:14:38,606
- I just need
to be close to you. - No, you have to forget me.
317
00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:42,786
Try, dade.
Pretend I never existed.
318
00:14:44,256 --> 00:14:48,369
♪ I can feel you
all around ♪
319
00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:51,580
♪ in the silence
I hear the sounds ♪
320
00:14:52,610 --> 00:14:55,671
♪ of your footsteps
on the ground ♪
321
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:59,382
♪ and my heart slows down ♪
322
00:14:59,392 --> 00:15:01,620
♪ so now I'm ♪
323
00:15:01,626 --> 00:15:04,945
♪ I'm waiting
for the moonlight ♪
324
00:15:04,954 --> 00:15:08,570
♪ so I can find you
in this perfect dream ♪
325
00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:10,426
♪ don't think that you can ♪
326
00:15:10,432 --> 00:15:13,272
♪ hide there
in the shadows ♪
327
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:17,078
♪ girl, you're not
invisible ♪
328
00:15:17,088 --> 00:15:20,024
♪ you're all that I can see ♪
329
00:15:20,032 --> 00:15:23,302
♪ oh oh yeah ♪
330
00:15:27,389 --> 00:15:30,460
♪ something's changing
deep inside ♪
331
00:15:30,469 --> 00:15:34,391
♪ all my hopes
start coming alive ♪
332
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:38,361
♪ as we're fading
into the night ♪
333
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:41,595
♪ I can see your eyes ♪
334
00:15:41,604 --> 00:15:45,115
♪ so I keep on ♪
335
00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:47,899
♪ waiting for the moonlight ♪
336
00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:51,483
♪ so I can find you
in this perfect dream ♪
337
00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:53,281
♪ don't think
that you can ♪
338
00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:56,157
♪ hide there
in the shadows ♪
339
00:15:56,165 --> 00:16:00,135
♪ girl, you're not
invisible ♪
340
00:16:01,257 --> 00:16:04,060
♪ I'm waiting
for the moonlight ♪
341
00:16:04,068 --> 00:16:07,808
♪ so I can find you
in this perfect dream ♪
342
00:16:07,818 --> 00:16:09,539
♪ don't think
that you can ♪
343
00:16:09,544 --> 00:16:12,509
♪ hide there
in the shadows ♪
344
00:16:12,518 --> 00:16:16,546
♪ girl, you're not
invisible ♪
345
00:16:16,556 --> 00:16:20,793
♪ girl,
you're not invisible ♪
346
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:23,075
♪ you're all
that I can see ♪
347
00:16:25,035 --> 00:16:28,635
♪ and my heart slows down. ♪
348
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,824
And cut!
349
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,630
Rock star joe,
welcome to my movie.
350
00:16:42,952 --> 00:16:44,512
That's awesome.
351
00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:50,004
See that actor?
That's my brother.
352
00:16:54,443 --> 00:16:56,289
- How was that?
- That was great.
353
00:16:56,295 --> 00:16:58,973
That was amazing!
Now do you think you can say your lines
354
00:16:58,980 --> 00:17:01,055
As well as you sang them
in that song?
355
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:03,731
- Definitely.
- All right, let's go again.
356
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,463
- Ow.
- Sorry.
357
00:17:11,468 --> 00:17:13,630
- Ow.
- Honey, you're just so tense.
358
00:17:13,636 --> 00:17:15,328
Oh, look, you have
a whole row
359
00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:17,342
- Of knots back here.
- That's my spine!
360
00:17:17,348 --> 00:17:20,380
No, it's not!
Here, let me just get this one right here for you.
361
00:17:20,388 --> 00:17:21,640
- ( cracks )
- oooh, okay,
362
00:17:21,644 --> 00:17:23,490
Ow ow, I can't.
I just can't.
363
00:17:23,496 --> 00:17:25,409
It hurts.
I can't feel my legs.
364
00:17:25,415 --> 00:17:27,748
- It's over.
- I knew it.
365
00:17:27,754 --> 00:17:30,853
Failed again.
I shouldn't even try.
366
00:17:30,862 --> 00:17:33,502
- Aunt lisa.
- No, it's true, okay?
367
00:17:33,509 --> 00:17:36,419
Everything your mom said
about me, it's true.
368
00:17:37,576 --> 00:17:39,202
You know what mom
says about you?
369
00:17:39,207 --> 00:17:40,870
She says that--
370
00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:42,597
That you're
a sweet soul.
371
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:45,443
And that you're the best
sister in the world.
372
00:17:45,451 --> 00:17:48,751
- Hmph.
- She trusted you to look out for me while I'm in l.A.
373
00:17:50,151 --> 00:17:52,896
- And I'm so glad
that you're here. - Awww.
374
00:17:52,904 --> 00:17:54,759
- Really?
- Yeah.
375
00:17:54,764 --> 00:17:57,921
You're a great aunt.
376
00:17:57,930 --> 00:17:59,594
- And you know what?
- Hmm?
377
00:17:59,599 --> 00:18:02,592
I think you could totally be
a great massage therapist.
378
00:18:02,601 --> 00:18:04,964
- I really think I could.
- There you go.
379
00:18:04,970 --> 00:18:07,265
You know,
just research it a little bit.
380
00:18:07,272 --> 00:18:10,342
Maybe go online, and...
381
00:18:10,351 --> 00:18:12,293
Just learn about
what feels good,
382
00:18:12,298 --> 00:18:13,828
You know, for humans.
383
00:18:13,833 --> 00:18:17,602
Or I could become
a cat masseuse right now.
384
00:18:17,612 --> 00:18:19,524
Dealer's choice.
385
00:18:19,530 --> 00:18:21,864
You know,
whatever you do,
386
00:18:21,871 --> 00:18:23,908
I believe in you.
387
00:18:23,914 --> 00:18:26,822
Ohhh, thanks,
stella-bell.
388
00:18:26,830 --> 00:18:28,618
- ( cracks )
- oh, sorry.
389
00:18:28,623 --> 00:18:30,723
You know, I'm just gonna go.
390
00:18:35,021 --> 00:18:37,125
Ready for
another lesson?
391
00:18:37,131 --> 00:18:39,273
No thanks.
392
00:18:39,279 --> 00:18:41,737
How about some
"three blind mice"?
393
00:18:41,744 --> 00:18:44,097
I hear it's a big hit
with the kids these days.
394
00:18:44,104 --> 00:18:45,796
I'm good.
395
00:18:45,801 --> 00:18:47,071
( sighs )
396
00:18:49,072 --> 00:18:50,947
Is something wrong?
397
00:18:50,953 --> 00:18:53,506
Nick,
when I was telling d.Z.
398
00:18:53,513 --> 00:18:55,589
All those things girls
like in a guy,
399
00:18:55,595 --> 00:18:58,598
I was really talking about
all the things I like in a guy.
400
00:18:58,606 --> 00:19:00,452
You were?
401
00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:03,805
And if I, let's say,
found this guy
402
00:19:03,814 --> 00:19:05,765
Who had
all of those qualities,
403
00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:09,101
- I'd really hope
that he'd like me too. - I'd hope so too.
404
00:19:10,087 --> 00:19:12,583
- Ow.
- Nick, it was you.
405
00:19:12,591 --> 00:19:14,451
Okay?
I was describing you.
406
00:19:15,881 --> 00:19:17,928
- Forget it.
- Macy, wait.
407
00:19:17,934 --> 00:19:19,942
What?
408
00:19:19,948 --> 00:19:22,464
What I'm trying
to say is I like you.
409
00:19:22,471 --> 00:19:25,694
And I've been wanting
to tell you ever since I saw you this summer.
410
00:19:25,703 --> 00:19:29,501
Well, there it is.
What took you so long?
411
00:19:29,511 --> 00:19:31,557
I guess
I was just scared.
412
00:19:31,563 --> 00:19:34,308
If anyone should
be scared, it's me.
413
00:19:34,316 --> 00:19:37,377
- Why?
- Because this is crazy.
414
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:40,226
You're a rock star
and I'm your--
415
00:19:40,234 --> 00:19:42,804
- Macy.
- I'm your macy.
416
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,638
I like
the sound of that.
417
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:48,006
Me too.
418
00:19:48,013 --> 00:19:50,308
This has been
such a weird day.
419
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:52,390
( sighs )
it feels good to be home.
420
00:19:52,396 --> 00:19:55,007
Do you guys think there's
such thing as a cat masseuse?
421
00:19:55,014 --> 00:19:57,214
I mean, this is l.A.,so there probably is.
422
00:19:57,221 --> 00:19:59,172
There are like pet therapists
and pet psychics.
423
00:19:59,177 --> 00:20:01,635
That's crazy stuff.
So what are we doing? Do you want to order in?
424
00:20:01,642 --> 00:20:04,372
Like, I'm kind of hungry,
but I'm kind of not hungry. You know?
425
00:20:10,226 --> 00:20:12,694
Hey, guys.
Do you mind going over tomorrow's lines with me?
426
00:20:12,702 --> 00:20:14,930
Actually, man,
you rocked it today.
427
00:20:14,936 --> 00:20:17,299
I think when it comesto movies, you're a solo act.
428
00:20:17,306 --> 00:20:19,926
- Plus you're
banned from the set. - Yeah, that too.
429
00:20:19,933 --> 00:20:21,875
D.Z.:
Holla!
430
00:20:21,881 --> 00:20:24,052
Oh, best date ever!
431
00:20:24,058 --> 00:20:26,994
- Only date ever.
- So it went well?
432
00:20:27,002 --> 00:20:28,695
Oh yeah, andrea was
definitely feeling me.
433
00:20:28,701 --> 00:20:30,422
Aww, so you remembered
434
00:20:30,427 --> 00:20:32,215
All the stuff I told you about
how to act with a girl?
435
00:20:32,220 --> 00:20:33,626
Yeah.
436
00:20:33,631 --> 00:20:35,993
Kinda. I sort of
blocked you out.
437
00:20:35,999 --> 00:20:38,103
Well, can't wait
to meet her.
438
00:20:38,110 --> 00:20:40,281
Yo, d.Z.,
where you at?
439
00:20:40,287 --> 00:20:42,257
Peeps, andrea;
andrea, peeps.
440
00:20:42,263 --> 00:20:44,377
What up, playas?
441
00:20:44,383 --> 00:20:46,171
Yo, we gotta scoot.
I promised your moms
442
00:20:46,176 --> 00:20:48,146
I'd have you back
to casa d.Z. Before curfew.
443
00:20:48,152 --> 00:20:50,462
Okay.
We can just jump in the cool bus.
444
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:53,909
Beep beep beep.
445
00:20:53,916 --> 00:20:56,946
( beatboxing )
446
00:20:58,079 --> 00:20:59,139
Come on.
447
00:21:01,657 --> 00:21:03,952
What was that?
448
00:21:03,959 --> 00:21:05,145
Next on "jonas l.A."...
449
00:21:05,149 --> 00:21:06,966
I want you to tell me
everything there is to know
450
00:21:06,971 --> 00:21:09,907
- About being a director.
- You survive the day as my assistant,
451
00:21:09,915 --> 00:21:12,048
And I will tell you
everything you need to know.
452
00:21:12,055 --> 00:21:15,058
- Sweet.
- Mona wants me to kiss vanessa today during the shoot.
453
00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:16,912
- How do you feel about that?
- Good.
454
00:21:16,917 --> 00:21:19,059
- Do you have feelings for joe?
- Yes.
455
00:21:19,066 --> 00:21:21,582
Absolutely yes.
456
00:21:21,589 --> 00:21:24,458
So if he were to,
say, kiss you during the photo shoot?
457
00:21:24,466 --> 00:21:26,867
Ahhh, joe is gonna kiss me?!
458
00:21:26,874 --> 00:21:28,595
( squeals )
459
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,649
Joe, do your thing.
460
00:22:28,606 --> 00:22:30,606
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