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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:52,900 Ungrateful... 2 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,200 unholy... 3 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:57,000 without self-control. 4 00:00:58,600 --> 00:00:59,700 Brutal. 5 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:02,400 Not lovers of good... 6 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:05,400 conceited... 7 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:09,600 Have nothing to do with them. 8 00:01:09,700 --> 00:01:11,100 Nothing. 9 00:01:13,100 --> 00:01:16,500 There will be terrible times in the last days. 10 00:01:16,500 --> 00:01:18,100 People will become... 11 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:21,200 Iovers of themselves, 12 00:01:21,300 --> 00:01:23,700 Iovers of money... 13 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,200 boastful... 14 00:01:26,300 --> 00:01:29,300 proud... 15 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:33,800 having a form of godliness, but denying its power. 16 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:39,200 And another upsetting thing about these days of ours 17 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:40,900 is the lack of respect 18 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:44,800 that young people have for their bodies. 19 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:48,100 We must take control of that. 20 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:51,000 We must teach our children 21 00:01:51,100 --> 00:01:52,700 that God has not placed them here 22 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:54,800 just to pleasure themselves. 23 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:56,200 Amen. 24 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:01,000 And that unclean thoughts 25 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:02,900 are just as much a sin in the eyes of God 26 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,800 as the acts themselves. 27 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:10,000 Isn't that right, Rebecca? 28 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:14,900 Shall we show everyone what happens to those 29 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,000 with unclean thoughts? 30 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,600 Those who have given in to the temptation? 31 00:02:22,900 --> 00:02:25,800 Those who put their needs above God's will? 32 00:02:31,700 --> 00:02:32,800 Come, my dear. 33 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:35,600 Let us show them. 34 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:52,000 What? 35 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:01,700 Isn't somebody gonna help her?! 36 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:08,200 It's all right, Rebecca. 37 00:03:08,300 --> 00:03:09,700 You're still pure. 38 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,800 You have failed yourself 39 00:03:13,900 --> 00:03:16,000 and you have failed God. 40 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:19,200 May he have mercy on your soul. 41 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,000 GIRLS GONE DEAD 42 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,100 Packing, dear? 43 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:45,500 Yes, Mother. 44 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,600 Mandy should be here any minute. 45 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:50,800 Is something wrong, Mother? 46 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:52,500 No, of course not. 47 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:55,600 It's just that I'm gonna miss you this weekend. 48 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:57,900 I'm only going to be gone for two nights. 49 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,200 I know, but, Rebecca, 50 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:02,700 you just got home from school and... 51 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:05,800 I really thought we'd spend some quality time together. 52 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:08,100 I'll be home all next week. 53 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:09,400 Well, come here a minute. 54 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:12,000 I really have to get going. 55 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:24,000 Now, for your trip, I got you some things 56 00:06:24,100 --> 00:06:26,300 that no young lady should be without. 57 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:28,100 Oh, Mother, you shouldn't have. 58 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,800 But I did! 59 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:32,600 This isn't another Tabernacle Chorus CD, is it? 60 00:06:32,700 --> 00:06:34,300 - Because I-- - Open it! 61 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,100 Thanks. 62 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:44,400 You may be away from me this weekend, 63 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,600 but God will always be with you. 64 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:52,700 It's for your vigils; 65 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:55,300 plus to help you read at night. 66 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,600 I think the house we're staying at has electricity. 67 00:06:57,700 --> 00:06:59,700 There's one more thing, keep looking. 68 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,200 Oh. 69 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:05,600 Wow. 70 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:07,200 I knew you'd like it. 71 00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:10,700 Well, it's definitely something. 72 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:13,100 Well, now that you have all of your essentials, 73 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,800 it's time to send you off on your journey. 74 00:07:14,900 --> 00:07:16,200 Let us pray. 75 00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:19,300 May it be your will, God, 76 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:21,700 that You lead us toward peace, 77 00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:24,700 and make us reach our desired destination 78 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,800 in life, gladness and peace. 79 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:32,600 May You rescue us from... 80 00:07:32,700 --> 00:07:34,400 the hand of every foe, 81 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:37,700 ambush, bandits and evil. 82 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:39,800 Mom, I really got to get this. 83 00:07:43,700 --> 00:07:46,000 - Yo, bitch. - Hey, Mandy. 84 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:48,400 I'm kind of in the middle of something. 85 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:49,600 - Can I-- - Well, your ass better be 86 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:50,900 in the middle of fucking packing. 87 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,200 - I'll be there in ten. - All right. 88 00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:53,700 - I'll see you when I get-- - Ooh. 89 00:07:53,700 --> 00:07:55,200 And Missy scored the fake IDs, 90 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:57,500 so we should look nice and legal this weekend. 91 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:59,700 All right, really gotta run. 92 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:02,100 Whatever. 93 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:04,400 - May we continue? - Mm-hmm. 94 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:11,600 Dear Lord, may thy word be a lamp unto our feet 95 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:15,000 and a light unto our path. 96 00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:16,200 Amen. 97 00:08:16,300 --> 00:08:19,400 Mom, I've really gotta go. 98 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:20,500 I know. 99 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:26,200 And yet again, the most disgusting company 100 00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:29,500 in the country, Crazy Girls Unlimited, 101 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:31,900 are throwing their annual orgy 102 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,400 in Daytona Beach, Florida. 103 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:38,000 Every year, we here at HBN try to protect our youth 104 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:40,600 from this collection of perverts, 105 00:08:40,700 --> 00:08:43,500 and every year, the response is the same. 106 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:48,600 Just take a look at their past behavior! 107 00:08:48,700 --> 00:08:51,400 You can become an HBN angel 108 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:54,600 by showing your support here today. 109 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,800 What kind of angel are you? 110 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:58,400 I'm a nasty angel. 111 00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:01,500 Your souls are in danger. 112 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,200 These girls holes... 113 00:09:03,300 --> 00:09:05,200 Now that's what's in danger! 114 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:08,700 And Moses, with the tablet in his mighty hand, 115 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:11,100 approached the mountain and said-- 116 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,000 Show me your tits! 117 00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:16,700 We came across this, obviously, pirated footage 118 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:19,300 from the Crazy Girls website 119 00:09:19,300 --> 00:09:21,200 on the Internet. 120 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,700 And, to make matters worse, 121 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:27,300 Daytona will become this year's Gomorrah when pornographer 122 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:31,100 Ronald Jeremy becomes the master of ceremonies, 123 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:36,700 and Nicko McBrain will play his hard rock music. 124 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,300 Big surprise. 125 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:41,600 When questioned, here is what their local sheriff 126 00:09:41,700 --> 00:09:43,800 had to say... 127 00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:46,400 Well, Holly, I've spoken with Mr. Governor at length 128 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:48,400 and we've come to an understanding. 129 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:50,400 As long as they follow the rules, 130 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:51,900 I don't anticipate any problems. 131 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:54,700 Such filth. 132 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:02,900 Oh, Mandy's here. 133 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:10,100 Oh. 134 00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:12,400 Becky! 135 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:14,900 Long time no see! 136 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,500 You look great! 137 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:17,800 Thanks, Todd. 138 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:20,000 - Why are you-- - Hello, Mrs. Foster. 139 00:10:20,100 --> 00:10:21,800 You look younger every time I see you. 140 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000 You sure the two of you aren't sisters? 141 00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:28,200 Oh, Todd, you're too much. 142 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:30,200 And I told you a million times, it's Rosemarie. 143 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:36,200 So what brings you here on this glorious day? 144 00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:38,600 Well, when a little birdie told me that Becky here 145 00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:39,900 would be in town, 146 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,600 I went straight out and got us... 147 00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:44,900 ... two tickets to see 148 00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:46,500 "The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat" 149 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,000 at the Surfside Amphitheater. 150 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:50,100 Um, I can't, you see, I-- 151 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,200 But Willie Aames is touring with them. 152 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:54,700 Rebecca, it sounds like such a wonderful time! 153 00:10:54,700 --> 00:10:57,600 Then why don't you go with him... sis? 154 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,400 Rebecca, don't be ridiculous. 155 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:00,400 Come on, bitch! 156 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:02,300 - Oh, sorry, Todd. - Bec-- Becky-- 157 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,400 I got plans this weekend. 158 00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:04,600 - Gotta run! - Rebecca! 159 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:05,900 Bye, Mom! 160 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:07,400 Well, be safe this weekend! 161 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,900 Please don't do anything that I wouldn't approve of! 162 00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:13,400 Just drive. 163 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,700 What's up your ass? 164 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:35,400 My mom strikes again with the "Almighty Todd." 165 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,700 Yeah, I saw that creep in your driveway. 166 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,600 Seriously, when is she gonna stop with 167 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,100 that arranged marriage bullshit? 168 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,400 I know. 169 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:45,400 She's been trying to set us up since we were, like, five. 170 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:47,500 Uh... 171 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,500 Ooh, ooh, I know. 172 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:52,200 If it works out, can I come to the wedding? 173 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,100 Please? 174 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:57,100 I already have the perfect gift picked out for you. 175 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,700 A key to your chastity belt. 176 00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:03,300 Hey, hey, hey, pull over, pull over! 177 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,000 What, you want to register there? 178 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,800 Shut up and pull over. 179 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:09,400 Fine... Mrs. Todd. 180 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,300 Eww. 181 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,400 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 182 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,200 Unleaded? 183 00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:45,100 Yeah, that would be great. 184 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,500 - 20 bucks worth. - 20 buckos. 185 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,400 Hey, what's up? 186 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,500 Yes, I retrieved the Virgin Mary. 187 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,700 No, her mom's not with her. 188 00:12:57,700 --> 00:13:00,800 God, you're such a bitch! 189 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,300 So how's the house? 190 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,600 Does it suck or... 191 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,800 Oh, really, so what? 192 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,200 Oh, my God. 193 00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:11,800 No, I don't carry that shit on me 194 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:14,800 and don't ask me that on the fucking phone! 195 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,600 God! 196 00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:19,100 So where are we going now? 197 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:22,200 Oh, that's right, Manatee Creek. 198 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,400 Mm-hmm. 199 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:25,200 We'll see you in 30. 200 00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:28,000 Manatee Creek? 201 00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:31,500 Yeah? 202 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:34,300 You sure you want to be going over there? 203 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,400 Yeah, why? 204 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:39,600 Don't really think you belong in a place like that. 205 00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:41,900 I'll keep that in mind. 206 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,500 Holy shit! 207 00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:00,700 - Ready? - Yeah. 208 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,200 This is going to be one hell of a weekend! 209 00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:10,800 Peace. 210 00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:12,700 Hey, what about my 20 bucks? 211 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,500 Hey, come back, you bitches! 212 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,800 Hey! 213 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,300 Son of a bitch! 214 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:23,200 So did Missy actually get permission to use this house 215 00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:24,800 or is this another one of her schemes 216 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:27,100 that involves us climbing through a window? 217 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,100 Would you relax for once? 218 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,800 We're staying at a kick-ass house on the beach, 219 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,700 unchaperoned. 220 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,700 Great, unchaperoned. 221 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,500 - Go, Hammerheads! - Go, Hammerheads! 222 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,500 Whoo! 223 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,400 Oh, this is so pretty. 224 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,300 Fuck, yeah, ready to party? 225 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:53,800 This place fucking rocks. 226 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,900 Welcome to Casa De Beer. 227 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,400 The party's inside, bitches. 228 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,400 - Follow me. - Let's go inside... 229 00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:04,800 Asses up, bitches, party time. 230 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:07,000 Sluts are here! 231 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,600 Hey! 232 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:17,600 I'm so happy to see you guys. 233 00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:19,700 Me too! 234 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,300 I know, it's been forever. 235 00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:26,700 I'll show you to the kitchen. 236 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:27,900 Fuck, yeah. 237 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,400 Yeah! 238 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,600 Even the kitchen in this place is huge. 239 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:37,100 We could cook for, like, an army of men in here. 240 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:39,400 I know. 241 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:40,800 At least one day while we're here, 242 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:43,200 we should totally try to make a real meal. 243 00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:47,000 No offense, Kel, but we've all had your cooking 244 00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:50,400 and I'd like to be the first to cast my vote as a no. 245 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,500 Second. 246 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,200 Anybody else remember that cheerleading camp potluck? 247 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:54,500 Oh, I remember that. 248 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,300 What was that you made, sweetie? 249 00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:58,200 Cheeseburger souffl�? 250 00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:00,500 Oh, what were you thinking? 251 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:01,900 Chocolate mousse should not be layered 252 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,300 - with ground beef. - Right. 253 00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:05,200 I didn't mean to make everybody sick, 254 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,100 but the recipes, they got mixed up. 255 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,200 Blech! 256 00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:12,300 God, Missy, I'm hurt. 257 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,100 I've known you for how many years 258 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,900 and yet I've never been here before. 259 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,200 Neither have I, dumb-ass. 260 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,300 Dad usually rents it. 261 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,600 It just happened to be empty this weekend, 262 00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:21,300 so he offered it to me. 263 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:22,400 Fuck, yeah. 264 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:25,000 I mean, this place is amazing and everything, 265 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,100 but does anybody wonder why our town's former sheriff 266 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:31,000 would have us stay here, at party central? 267 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,500 Who cares? 268 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,500 Party... 269 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,200 It's her mother. 270 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,400 Hello, Mother. 271 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:39,800 I'm amazed it took this long. 272 00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:42,200 Yes, everything is fine. 273 00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:43,500 What? 274 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:46,500 No, I already told you, boys aren't staying at the house. 275 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:47,600 "Mommie Dearest." 276 00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:51,200 I'll use them tonight, I promise. 277 00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:53,000 No, I haven't tried it on yet, 278 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,700 but I'm sure it fits fine. 279 00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:58,800 Mom, I really have to go. 280 00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:01,800 I'll call you on Sunday when we're on our way home. 281 00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:03,200 Love you, too, Mom. 282 00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:05,100 Bye. 283 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,400 What is that? 284 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:08,200 - Drop it in. - What? 285 00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:10,000 You heard me. 286 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,500 I'm not giving you my phone. 287 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,300 It's not just you, Becky-- everyone. 288 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,500 Come on, hand them over. 289 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,700 Hell, no. 290 00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:17,300 Missy and I decided that this weekend 291 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:18,400 there'd be no interruptions. 292 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,700 Mm-hmm. 293 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,500 No parents, no boyfriends. 294 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:24,800 And in Missy's case, no booty calls. 295 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:27,200 Uh, what happens if there's, like, an emergency? 296 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,200 Like Kelly sets her hair on fire? 297 00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:30,200 Hey! 298 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:33,200 We'll just have to dunk her in the pool. 299 00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:34,800 Isn't there a landline? 300 00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:36,400 My dad shut that off a year ago. 301 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:37,800 Ever since some fucking French assholes 302 00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:40,000 rang up the bill calling Canada. 303 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000 France isn't in Canada. 304 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,800 - Huh? - Well? 305 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:46,800 We'll use my phone. 306 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,900 It will be for emergencies and deliveries only. 307 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,100 Well, I'm in. 308 00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:52,900 Rebecca? 309 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,000 Fine. 310 00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:59,000 Seriously? 311 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000 Good girl. 312 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,100 Do it. 313 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,400 Whatever. 314 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,700 Anything happens to that, and you're buying me a new one. 315 00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:09,900 Don't be such a bitch. 316 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,600 I'm putting them in a safe place. 317 00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:13,900 If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go upstairs, 318 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,900 put on my new bikini and go for a swim. 319 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,900 - Who's with me? - Fuck yeah! 320 00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:20,600 Girls, I'll show you to your rooms. 321 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,600 Grab our shit. 322 00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:26,700 ## 323 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,200 Cannonball! 324 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,500 Whoo! 325 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,700 Whoo! 326 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,100 If you wanted to see them that bad all you had to do was ask. 327 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,700 Hell, who hasn't seen them? 328 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,200 Watch it. 329 00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:12,600 Look, I got one! 330 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,900 - Kelly! - Oh, my God. 331 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,500 Uh, guys? 332 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,000 I think we may have company. 333 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,500 Oh, sweetie, lack of sex will do that to you. 334 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,000 - Do what? - Screw with your head. 335 00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:33,000 Baby, you're starting to see guys hiding in bushes. 336 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,700 But don't worry, 337 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,800 the girls and I will take care of that tonight. 338 00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:38,300 That's right! 339 00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:40,500 Yeah, Becky, we'll help you out. 340 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,500 Are we still going to that bar you told me about? 341 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,200 Wy Uh-huh. 's! 342 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,700 Daddy says it's crazy this time of year. 343 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:50,900 He actually compared it to Mardi Gras on crack. 344 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,100 So I say we go. 345 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,600 Fuck yeah, I'm in! 346 00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:56,000 - Me, too. - Me, too. 347 00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:58,300 Mardi Gras, I'll go! 348 00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,800 We need one more. 349 00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:01,800 Well? 350 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,100 Come on, come on. 351 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,500 What are we waiting for? 352 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:08,200 ## 353 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,000 Go, Hammerheads! 354 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:19,900 Oh, fuck! 355 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,200 God! 356 00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:23,500 Learn to drive much? 357 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:28,600 Mud? 358 00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:30,900 Why am I in mud? 359 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,700 It is mud, right? 360 00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:38,600 I hope that's mud. 361 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,900 Where the fuck are we? 362 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,600 This is Wyld Wylee's? 363 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:50,800 Who knew I'd need a Malaria shot 364 00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:52,100 to come out tonight? 365 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,500 Look, I say we still go in and check it out. 366 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,100 What have we got to lose? 367 00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:58,100 Our lives, wallets. 368 00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,300 Ladies? 369 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:00,900 Everyone have their IDs with them? 370 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:01,900 Uh-huh. 371 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:02,900 Good. 372 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:03,900 Now follow me. 373 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,800 Nice asses! 374 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:23,800 Welcome to Wyld Wylee's Oasis. 375 00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:27,200 I'll be your tour guide for tonight. 376 00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:29,100 Could I get you girls 377 00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:32,600 some of our famous monkey margaritas? 378 00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:33,900 Um, yeah, hi. 379 00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:36,400 There's not another Wyld Wylee's around here, is there? 380 00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:40,300 Nope, this is the one and only. 381 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,000 World famous! 382 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,000 Is there a mortician's convention in town? 383 00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:54,000 Because this place... is dead. 384 00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:55,600 Cute. 385 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,900 How old are you, Sheila? 386 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,100 I'm 26. 387 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,200 Says here you're born in 1968. 388 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,500 Um, the guy at the DMV was dyslexic. 389 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,500 Oh, crikey! 390 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,800 No worries, no worries. 391 00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:22,900 Come on, girls, don't be shy. 392 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,500 Take a table 393 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:28,100 and I'm going to bring you some Congo Coladas. 394 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:30,700 Come on. 395 00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:38,400 There is something really wrong with this place. 396 00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:40,200 I like it. 397 00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:42,300 It makes me think of, like, an Irish pub. 398 00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:46,800 What else can I get you? 399 00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:49,200 Um... 400 00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:51,500 I guess we'll take some nachos. 401 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:56,600 Would that be small, medium, or gorilla-sized? 402 00:22:56,700 --> 00:22:59,800 Um, gorilla-sized, I guess. 403 00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:03,700 Oh, nice choice, mate, nice choice. 404 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:11,600 ## 405 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:26,700 One more round! 406 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:27,900 Okay? 407 00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:37,000 Two rounds, two rounds! 408 00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:51,700 Becky, Becky, Becky, Becky, Becky... 409 00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:03,900 Oh, my God, watch out for the fucking gorilla! 410 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,400 What are you supposed to be? 411 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:12,300 I'm just a helpful primate bringing you your order. 412 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,300 Well, Dr. Zaius, you forgot the plates. 413 00:24:15,300 --> 00:24:17,000 I'll get right on that, ma'am. 414 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,800 Let me swing on over to the kitchen. 415 00:24:18,900 --> 00:24:20,800 - You do that. - Whatever. 416 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,600 Something is very wrong here. 417 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,000 I know what you mean. 418 00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:25,900 That Sasquatch could talk. 419 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,200 Not what I was going for, Kel... 420 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:29,500 but thank you. 421 00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:31,800 No, I'm referring to the fact that 422 00:24:31,900 --> 00:24:35,800 this place is called an oasis, 423 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,800 but our bartender is dressed like Panama Jack, 424 00:24:38,900 --> 00:24:41,600 and this whole place has a Hawaiian theme, 425 00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:44,800 yet a gorilla just served us nachos. 426 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:47,100 Sasquatch. 427 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,400 What? 428 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:53,900 Thank you. 429 00:24:56,700 --> 00:24:58,100 I didn't order this. 430 00:24:58,100 --> 00:24:59,300 I know you didn't. 431 00:24:59,300 --> 00:25:01,600 He did... for you. 432 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,600 Is he cute? 433 00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:11,900 I can't tell, I'm seeing two of him. 434 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,300 That's one of him. 435 00:25:14,300 --> 00:25:16,900 On two stools. 436 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,800 You guys are so mean. 437 00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:20,800 I bet he's a really nice guy. 438 00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:23,400 Well, I am going to go find out. 439 00:25:27,100 --> 00:25:28,400 - If she were-- - Oh! 440 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:35,000 If she were at the drive-in, he'd be the double feature. 441 00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:36,700 Oh, I need a shot. 442 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,200 Here. 443 00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:39,700 Cheers. 444 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,500 Oh... 445 00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:46,400 Oh, why are you so green? 446 00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:49,000 Oh, I don't feel so good. 447 00:25:49,100 --> 00:25:51,400 I'm going to go to the bathroom. 448 00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:52,500 I know what will make you feel better. 449 00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:53,600 I'll get you another shot. 450 00:25:54,900 --> 00:25:56,200 Speaking of shots... 451 00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,000 - Oh, my God. - What? 452 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,500 You know Becky's a lightweight. 453 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:01,500 No. 454 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,900 That. 455 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,700 Eww! 456 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,200 It's like a car accident. 457 00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:13,500 I know I should look away, but I can't. 458 00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:15,900 Eww... 459 00:26:15,900 --> 00:26:17,400 How much you want to bet that she does it with 460 00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:19,300 "tons of fun" over there? 461 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,400 I'm in, I'm fucking in. 462 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:23,400 That sounds like a carnival ride. 463 00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:26,000 Uh, he looks like a carnival ride. 464 00:26:26,100 --> 00:26:28,100 Hey, cool it, cool it, they're coming back to the table. 465 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,500 Hey, where's Becky? 466 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,900 I wanted to say good night. 467 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000 Go Yeah. t? 468 00:26:36,100 --> 00:26:38,700 Jare-- Sorry. 469 00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:40,700 This is Jared. 470 00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:43,000 We are gonna go for a little drive. 471 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,300 Mm-hmm. 472 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:45,600 Don't wait up. 473 00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:47,100 Mm-mmm. 474 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,100 Lisa, can I talk to you for a minute? 475 00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:54,200 No! 476 00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:57,000 We've gotta get going. 477 00:26:57,100 --> 00:27:00,400 Well, how long should we wait for you two? 478 00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:05,400 Um, he says he's going to take me back to the house. 479 00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:06,700 I am. 480 00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:08,800 In the morning. 481 00:27:08,900 --> 00:27:10,500 Let's roll! 482 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,700 - Bye. - Did that just happen? 483 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,200 Are we just gonna let her run off with some random dude? 484 00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:19,000 She'll be fine, he seemed really nice. 485 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,300 I mean, he did buy her a drink. 486 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,000 I'm sure Ted Bundy bought a few drinks back in his day. 487 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,400 Didn't make him a good date. 488 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,400 Up next is Wylee singing "Forever Wasted. " 489 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:32,900 Come on, handsome. 490 00:27:32,900 --> 00:27:35,400 I can't wait to see what you're packing. 491 00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:37,700 Ahh!! 492 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,800 How about we go to your place? 493 00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:44,000 I don't know how my landlords are going to feel about that. 494 00:27:44,100 --> 00:27:45,400 What? 495 00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:47,800 You live with your landlords? 496 00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:49,300 I kind of, sort of... 497 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,000 Iive with my parents. 498 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,500 Is there any place we can go? 499 00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:58,400 I got an idea. 500 00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:00,400 Come on, come on! 501 00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:02,100 - What are we waiting for, then? - Hurry up! 502 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,000 Go, go, go! 503 00:28:11,300 --> 00:28:15,800 # Forever wasted by you # 504 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,100 # Every time you call my name # 505 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,400 # It's music to my ears # 506 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:28,600 # But I'll admit sometimes I run away in fear... # 507 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,500 Oh... 508 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:34,600 #... my word's sincere # 509 00:28:34,700 --> 00:28:38,700 # I'm so wasted by you # 510 00:28:43,700 --> 00:28:49,000 # Forever wasted by you ## 511 00:29:00,300 --> 00:29:01,400 Fuck my life. 512 00:29:03,900 --> 00:29:06,100 Ooga, ooga, ooga. 513 00:29:06,100 --> 00:29:09,500 Please welcome Ronald singing "Hammersmash." 514 00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:18,200 - Hammersmash! - Whoo! 515 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:21,400 Hi. 516 00:29:24,700 --> 00:29:26,400 You so have a crush on him. 517 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,100 He's my friend. 518 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,400 Damn this. 519 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:34,600 Can't get this thing off. 520 00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:41,600 # Hammersmash # 521 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:42,700 Oh, my God, girls. 522 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:43,900 Do you remember this song? 523 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,000 Hell, yeah. 524 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,900 Junior year, baby. 525 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,800 # This is DC Hammer # 526 00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:50,300 # And I'm so good # 527 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:51,600 # I think of all the rhymes that you wish you could # 528 00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:53,800 Up, come on, you're dancing... 529 00:29:53,900 --> 00:29:55,400 Come on, Miss. 530 00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:57,400 # And I'll move you out of your seat # 531 00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,000 # With the baseline of my funky beat # 532 00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:00,900 # And I'll make you shake your ass # 533 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,100 # Because this here song's a Hammersmash # 534 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,100 Oh... 535 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:11,600 A front-see! 536 00:30:11,700 --> 00:30:14,100 It's been a while since I've seen one of those. 537 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:18,100 # Man this shit's a hit # 538 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:19,500 # Hammersmash # 539 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,100 # Yeah let's get down to it # 540 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:22,600 # Every time you hear me # 541 00:30:22,700 --> 00:30:24,400 # You want to dance around # 542 00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:28,300 # To my dope-ass record and my fresh new sound... # 543 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:29,600 Boys. 544 00:30:29,700 --> 00:30:31,500 # When I start spittin' rhymes like this... # 545 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:33,900 I told you, it'd be right there. 546 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,400 # Is a number-one hit # 547 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:37,800 Dude, get this right here, get this, film it. 548 00:30:37,900 --> 00:30:39,000 Right here, right here. 549 00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:41,300 Zack, are you a fucking homo, dude? 550 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:42,900 There's fucking hot chicks right there, look. 551 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:43,900 You want me to shoot that? 552 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,400 Look, Zack. 553 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,000 I'll get the one in pink to let you put it in her pooper. 554 00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:49,100 Dirk, but there's none in pink. 555 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,600 Exactly. 556 00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:52,200 I love this shit. 557 00:30:52,300 --> 00:30:54,000 # I don't know what to say right here but # 558 00:30:54,100 --> 00:30:55,600 # Hammersmash # 559 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,500 This is so much better than D&D! 560 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:14,900 # My shit don't stink # 561 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,400 # Or maybe sometime it do # 562 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:19,900 # Everybody else's stinks but Hammer's don't stink at all # 563 00:31:22,300 --> 00:31:24,300 I'll be back in one second. 564 00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:27,500 I was going to tell you take a picture 565 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:28,700 'cause it'll last longer, 566 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,500 but looks like you're already doing that. 567 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,100 You look like someone who should be in the movies. 568 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:35,900 Mm-hmm. 569 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,100 Serious, you interested? 570 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,500 Why don't you bring your people, come meet my people, 571 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,800 and maybe we can reach an agreement. 572 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,500 # Smack me, smack me # 573 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:54,400 # Smack me like a monkey ## 574 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,500 Get ready, girls! 575 00:31:58,100 --> 00:32:00,600 Go... 576 00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:02,500 Hammerheads! 577 00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:04,200 Whoo! 578 00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:05,700 Give me Yeah. second. 579 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:10,500 Ahh! 580 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:14,800 Easy on the teeth, Lisa! 581 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,200 You guys can't be locals. 582 00:32:38,300 --> 00:32:39,600 Why is that? 583 00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:43,900 Call it a hunch. 584 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,300 No, actually we're passing through on our way to Daytona. 585 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:47,700 Greg here wants to be a cameraman 586 00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:50,000 for Crazy Girls Unlimited. 587 00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:51,000 Right there! 588 00:32:51,100 --> 00:32:52,400 Hey, this is Sal. 589 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:54,300 Come party with me, and my main man Beetlejuice 590 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:58,200 this weekend at the Crazy Girls Mansion in Daytona. 591 00:32:58,300 --> 00:32:59,700 Crazy girls! 592 00:32:59,700 --> 00:33:00,800 Whoo! 593 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:01,900 It's gonna be wild. 594 00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:02,900 It's gonna be crazy. 595 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000 You're gonna love it. 596 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,200 You're going to be followed around 597 00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:07,800 by the one and only, exclusive Beetle Cam! 598 00:33:07,900 --> 00:33:09,300 Beetle Cam! 599 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,000 See it my way! 600 00:33:11,100 --> 00:33:13,100 You'll be having pillow fights with the main man. 601 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,600 The biggest schlong in the world, Ron Jeremy. 602 00:33:15,700 --> 00:33:17,700 Well, I used to like Crazy Girls Unlimited. 603 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,400 Show up to this event or drop dead. 604 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,300 You guys know that Crazy Girls is one of the fastest-growing 605 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,000 Fortune 500 topless video companies in the world, right? 606 00:33:27,100 --> 00:33:29,000 You're the only one that knows that. 607 00:33:29,100 --> 00:33:30,400 Why would I know that? 608 00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:32,700 All you are is one of them damn camera pervs, man. 609 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,400 That's right, you handsome bastard. 610 00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:35,900 I'm going to be a famous one soon. 611 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,300 Oh, good for you. 612 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,600 We should try out. 613 00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:41,100 - You want to audition? - Yes. 614 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,700 Okay, what should I sing? 615 00:33:42,700 --> 00:33:46,200 Kelly, Crazy Girls Unlimited is not a talent contest. 616 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,000 We just saw the commercial. 617 00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:49,500 It's a "who can get drunk 618 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,000 and take their top off the fastest" show. 619 00:33:52,100 --> 00:33:54,100 That takes talent. 620 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:56,200 I can do that, too. 621 00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:57,700 Awesome. 622 00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:59,400 Rolling. 623 00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:01,700 I don't think so. 624 00:34:03,700 --> 00:34:05,600 Hey, could you guys excuse me for a second? 625 00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:07,000 I need to go check on our friend. 626 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,600 Oh, there's another one? 627 00:34:08,700 --> 00:34:09,800 Uh-huh. 628 00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:12,000 Actually, there's two of us missing right now. 629 00:34:12,100 --> 00:34:13,700 Sweet. 630 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,900 - The more the merrier. - Hell, yeah. 631 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,500 Let's get some more of them "tig" ol' "bitties" up in here. 632 00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:23,200 Is your friend here retarded? 633 00:34:23,300 --> 00:34:24,900 Which one? 634 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,400 Probably. 635 00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:29,400 He's from Belle Glade or some other fucking redneck town. 636 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:30,900 I ain't from no Belle Glade, fuck. 637 00:34:30,900 --> 00:34:32,500 I'm from Pahokee, man, shit. 638 00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,300 Oh, oh, oh. 639 00:34:34,300 --> 00:34:36,600 That is right on Lake Okeechobee. 640 00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:39,400 The birthplace of Mel Tillis. 641 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,200 Who the fuck is Mel Tillis? 642 00:34:41,300 --> 00:34:44,300 I am geography major. 643 00:34:44,300 --> 00:34:45,600 I like rocks. 644 00:34:45,700 --> 00:34:49,100 Especially the shiny ones. 645 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:52,300 Kelly, I think you're confused. 646 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:55,400 Geo-graphists don't study rocks. 647 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,000 Geologists do. 648 00:34:57,100 --> 00:34:59,400 Yeah, Kelly, geo-graphists do. 649 00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,600 Uh-oh. 650 00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:03,600 So what brought you guys here? 651 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:07,400 Was it the, uh, karaoke or fine wines? 652 00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:10,300 Greg here runs a video blog and this month's topic 653 00:35:10,300 --> 00:35:12,900 is "Roadside bars and the patrons who love them." 654 00:35:12,900 --> 00:35:14,100 Mm-hmm. 655 00:35:14,100 --> 00:35:15,700 Interesting. 656 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,700 Look who I found in the toilet! 657 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:20,500 Can we go home now? 658 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,200 Open wide, sweetie. 659 00:35:24,300 --> 00:35:25,500 In a sec, Becky. 660 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,300 Come on, meet our new friends here. 661 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:31,000 This is Eric, Zack, Bob. 662 00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:33,100 My friends call me, Bo. 663 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:35,300 Hello, Bob or Bo. 664 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,500 Finishing off the group is, uh, Greg on camera, 665 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,600 and, uh... Dirk. 666 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,700 Charmed. 667 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,300 Do you need any help getting her to the car? 668 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,500 Oh, my God, that would be great. 669 00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:50,100 - She's getting really heavy. - Yes, oh, wow. 670 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:51,400 Do you get a merit badge for that? 671 00:35:51,500 --> 00:35:54,000 Okay, Missy, playtime is over. 672 00:35:54,100 --> 00:35:56,600 In a sec... I gotta get some numbers. 673 00:35:56,700 --> 00:35:59,900 I thought you confiscated all of our phones? 674 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,700 Well, at least I got rid of one of them. 675 00:36:02,700 --> 00:36:05,000 You're such a bitch! 676 00:36:05,100 --> 00:36:06,600 Come on, Kelly. 677 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:11,200 Say tomorrow, around 4:00. 678 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,700 Definitely. 679 00:36:12,700 --> 00:36:14,100 We actually have to go to Daytona. 680 00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:16,700 Dude... 681 00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:20,600 Tomorrow and we'll all give you... 682 00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:22,000 something to film. 683 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,700 You guys, Crazy Girls happens all weekend, 684 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,900 so we'll just get a room down at the motel? 685 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,000 Yep. 686 00:36:27,100 --> 00:36:28,600 Yeah, we'll see you there. 687 00:36:28,700 --> 00:36:30,000 See you, boys... 688 00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:31,600 tomorrow. 689 00:36:31,700 --> 00:36:33,400 Yeah, you will. 690 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,500 All right, let's get you in here. 691 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,100 Stay, stay, stay. 692 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,500 You're cute. 693 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,900 Do I smell like vomit? 694 00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:48,300 Ew. 695 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,700 Thanks for all your help. 696 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,300 So I guess I'll see you around. 697 00:36:53,300 --> 00:36:54,700 Count on it. 698 00:36:59,100 --> 00:37:00,700 Hey. 699 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:04,000 So what about Lisa? 700 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,600 Should we call her? 701 00:37:05,700 --> 00:37:08,300 She'll be fine, she's a big girl. 702 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:12,000 Besides, we don't want to interrupt anything. 703 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:15,400 All right, see you guys. 704 00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:17,000 - Bye. - Bye. 705 00:37:17,100 --> 00:37:18,700 Have a good night. 706 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,300 Bye. 707 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,200 Hello, and welcome to another episode of 708 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,000 "Fairways And Greens." 709 00:38:11,100 --> 00:38:13,900 My name is Montgomery Keybutter, 710 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,300 though everybody on the tour called me "Monk." 711 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,100 Instructing professional golfers is quite different 712 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,400 than pulling the average man... 713 00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:28,800 Pendulum stroke. 714 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,400 Watch the ball to the hole. 715 00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:34,900 It's that simple. 716 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,700 And we will be joining Paul on the green right after this. 717 00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:44,800 Crazy Girls Unlimited, 718 00:38:44,900 --> 00:38:46,000 the company that brought you 719 00:38:46,100 --> 00:38:47,400 "Ho, Ho, Ho's Christmas Dreams"... 720 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,000 Merry Christmas! 721 00:38:49,100 --> 00:38:50,000 Ha-ha-ha! 722 00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:51,200 I've got a boner. 723 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:54,400 And "Irish Lasses with the Hottest Asses." 724 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,000 Top o' the morning to you! 725 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,700 Happy St. Patrick's Day! 726 00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:02,000 Invites you to be the star of our latest video... 727 00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:03,200 Mandy! 728 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:04,900 ... with the annual Spring Break Or Bust blowout... 729 00:39:04,900 --> 00:39:07,200 at our Mansion in Daytona Beach, Florida. 730 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:08,600 The party begins at noon today 731 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:11,800 with our celebrity emcee, Ron Jeremy! 732 00:39:11,900 --> 00:39:13,300 Plus, at 7:00 p.m., 733 00:39:13,300 --> 00:39:16,700 there will be a special performance by Nicko McBrain, 734 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:20,100 singing hits from his debut country album. 735 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:21,600 Yeah! 736 00:39:21,700 --> 00:39:25,300 Beetlejuice will be on hand with the infamous Beetle Cam. 737 00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:26,500 - Beetle Cam! - Okay, I'm up. 738 00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:29,400 - Please, turn it off. - Fine. 739 00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:30,700 As always, if you're crazy enough... 740 00:39:32,100 --> 00:39:33,200 Well, good, now get up and get ready. 741 00:39:33,300 --> 00:39:35,600 We're going to the beach in 20! 742 00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:39,900 Okay. 743 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,100 - The beach? - Mm-hmm. 744 00:39:42,100 --> 00:39:43,600 Swimming. 745 00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:47,200 Hey, Mandy, did, uh, Lisa get back yet? 746 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,700 Uh, no, not yet. 747 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:54,200 And I think I know why. 748 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,500 Someone called her and warned her 749 00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:58,000 that Kelly was making breakfast, blech. 750 00:39:58,100 --> 00:39:59,400 - Funny. - Mmmm. 751 00:40:00,900 --> 00:40:02,100 Now get up 752 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,600 or else I'm going to have Kelly come up here 753 00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:05,000 with the plate she saved you. 754 00:40:05,100 --> 00:40:07,800 Ummm... 755 00:40:07,900 --> 00:40:09,300 Let's go! 756 00:40:13,100 --> 00:40:14,300 Whoo! 757 00:40:16,100 --> 00:40:18,000 Whoo! 758 00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:31,400 Don't forget the booze! 759 00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:34,100 Let's go, hurry up. 760 00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:36,600 I hope there's really cute guys at this beach. 761 00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:38,600 Yahoo! 762 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,500 Here we come! 763 00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:49,700 So much fun! 764 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,000 Just like high school! 765 00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:54,000 Whoo! 766 00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:55,600 Oh... 767 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,400 Okay, Missy, what the fuck? 768 00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,900 We put up with this shit bar, but this? 769 00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:05,500 This completely blows. 770 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:08,600 I thought we were going to a beach, not a cemetery. 771 00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:10,800 This fucking place is where people come to die! 772 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:12,600 What, who died? 773 00:41:12,700 --> 00:41:13,800 I just don't get it. 774 00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:16,100 Dad said this was supposed to be a hip town, 775 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:19,000 not a hip-replacement town. 776 00:41:19,100 --> 00:41:21,600 What... the hell? 777 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,400 Phone. 778 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,200 You'll fit right in, Grandma. 779 00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:30,000 Oh, my God. 780 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,400 - She's calling Lisa. - Who cares? 781 00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:33,800 - I don't. - Hey, Lisa. 782 00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:35,100 It's Jessie again. 783 00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:36,900 Um, we're at the beach, and... 784 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,700 Are we going to stay or... 785 00:41:49,700 --> 00:41:51,500 Well, that explains it. 786 00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,700 - What? - That. 787 00:41:56,100 --> 00:41:58,500 Fuck me! 788 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,400 Not likely in this town. 789 00:42:03,900 --> 00:42:05,000 Now what? 790 00:42:15,100 --> 00:42:16,400 Oh, great. 791 00:42:17,500 --> 00:42:18,700 Hmm... 792 00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:26,500 - Hello, Melissa. - Hello, Darren. 793 00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:29,300 Gee, Deputy, what did I do wrong? 794 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:32,200 Well, for starters, going 65 in a 40. 795 00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:33,500 What are you gonna do? 796 00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:35,100 - Arrest me? - Missy? 797 00:42:35,100 --> 00:42:36,400 What are you doing? Shut up. 798 00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:37,500 Oh, don't worry. 799 00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,600 Deputy Dickhead here can't touch us. 800 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,000 Or at least not anymore. 801 00:42:44,100 --> 00:42:45,800 Melissa, that was a long time ago. 802 00:42:45,900 --> 00:42:47,900 I thought we settled that. 803 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,800 Hello, everybody, this is Ron Jeremy 804 00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:52,500 and I'm calling all hot ladies in the Space Coast area 805 00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,000 - to Crazy Girls Unlimited... - Oh! 806 00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:55,600 - Is that where you're going? - Where? 807 00:42:55,700 --> 00:42:58,200 Daytona, to strip for the cameras. 808 00:42:58,300 --> 00:43:00,500 Who I strip for and why is none of your damn business. 809 00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:01,600 So either give me a ticket 810 00:43:01,700 --> 00:43:03,800 or let us get the fuck out of here. 811 00:43:03,900 --> 00:43:06,800 How many people do you got staying at your dad's house? 812 00:43:06,900 --> 00:43:09,200 - Excuse me? - Aren't you missing someone? 813 00:43:09,300 --> 00:43:10,900 Well, yeah, actually, our friend-- 814 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,900 How would you know how many people I have with me? 815 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,900 - So you are missing someone? - Sort of. 816 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,900 Our friend, Lisa, left the bar last night with this fat kid 817 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,200 and she hasn't come back yet. 818 00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:24,300 I keep calling her phone, but now it's going 819 00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:25,700 straight to voice-mail. 820 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,000 - Interesting. - What? 821 00:43:27,100 --> 00:43:28,400 She pulls this shit all the time. 822 00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:29,700 Last night when I was at Wylee's, I thought that I-- 823 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,200 Last night at Wylee's? 824 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,000 Are you spying on me again? 825 00:43:35,900 --> 00:43:37,700 Do restraining orders mean nothing to you? 826 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,800 Look, I was just trying to make sure-- 827 00:43:39,900 --> 00:43:41,600 I'm not sure what you're trying to make sure of. 828 00:43:41,700 --> 00:43:43,600 We're fine, Lisa's fine, she'll come back. 829 00:43:43,700 --> 00:43:44,700 - Don't worry about us. - But-- but-- 830 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,600 I said everything will be fine, Darren. 831 00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:48,400 Can I go now? 832 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:49,500 Bye. 833 00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:54,100 Uh, are you going to explain that one? 834 00:43:54,100 --> 00:43:55,800 Yeah, who was that? 835 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:57,500 A mistake. 836 00:43:58,900 --> 00:44:02,200 ## 837 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:42,900 Let's go, Beet, get in there. 838 00:44:42,900 --> 00:44:44,500 I want that helmet so deep up that twat, 839 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:45,600 you can see their uterus. 840 00:44:45,700 --> 00:44:47,000 Let's go, come on. 841 00:44:47,100 --> 00:44:49,400 Dive in, Beet, dive in, come on! 842 00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:50,700 There you go. 843 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,400 You're the Jacques Cousteau of pussy, let's go! 844 00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:55,100 ## 845 00:44:55,100 --> 00:44:58,600 Craziest Girls Unlimited go crazy! 846 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,400 Any girl that can roll like a carpet, 847 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:03,800 ride like a Harley, 848 00:45:03,900 --> 00:45:05,700 flip like a cheese omelet 849 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:09,200 goes upstairs to Sal's private quarters, 850 00:45:09,300 --> 00:45:12,000 and you get shot by Beetle Cam! 851 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,200 And you know that's a good career move for any girl. 852 00:45:15,300 --> 00:45:16,500 Dance your asses off! 853 00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,100 Come on! 854 00:45:21,100 --> 00:45:22,500 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 855 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,100 Are your tits on this list? 856 00:45:27,300 --> 00:45:29,400 Good, then make like Michael and beat it. 857 00:45:47,300 --> 00:45:49,200 You have a beautiful face. 858 00:45:49,300 --> 00:45:50,500 You should see my ass. 859 00:45:57,100 --> 00:45:59,200 Whoa. 860 00:45:59,300 --> 00:46:01,000 Sorry, sweetheart, no one's allowed upstairs. 861 00:46:01,100 --> 00:46:02,100 Check it again, meathead. 862 00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,600 I'm on the A-list. 863 00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:06,600 What's your name? 864 00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:07,600 Destiny. 865 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,500 I'm here for my close-up. 866 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:10,700 Get them clothes off... 867 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,600 Sal, you there, over? 868 00:46:12,700 --> 00:46:14,300 Yeah, it's Sal, what's up? 869 00:46:14,300 --> 00:46:16,200 Sal, I got a girl down here named Destiny. 870 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,100 Oh, the one with the little boy tits? 871 00:46:18,100 --> 00:46:19,500 Tits like a little boy? 872 00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:22,300 Yep, that'd be the one. 873 00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:24,100 - Send her up. - All right. 874 00:46:31,900 --> 00:46:32,900 Tony? 875 00:46:32,900 --> 00:46:34,000 Yeah, over here. 876 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,200 Yeah, make sure you get these, uh, fish buckets. 877 00:46:37,300 --> 00:46:38,200 Get the release for them. 878 00:46:38,300 --> 00:46:39,200 - You got it. - Beet, come on. 879 00:46:40,300 --> 00:46:41,200 Come on, come on, come on! 880 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,700 Ah-ha, way to go, Beet! 881 00:46:44,700 --> 00:46:47,800 Let's get one of those dumb twat's drunk tonight 882 00:46:47,900 --> 00:46:49,000 - and get you some pussy. - Oh, yes! 883 00:46:49,100 --> 00:46:50,600 Tony, enough with the bullshit, bring the meat holes in. 884 00:46:50,700 --> 00:46:52,000 This other idiot here. 885 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,200 To the hot tub! 886 00:46:53,300 --> 00:46:55,000 Ye You're dead. d. 887 00:46:55,100 --> 00:46:57,800 Yeah, work on the ass. 888 00:46:57,900 --> 00:46:59,500 Beet, you got bigger tits than this one. 889 00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:00,700 Keep moving please, you're wasting-- 890 00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:02,700 Ugh, no comment. 891 00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,600 Yeah, give yourself a pap smear with that one. 892 00:47:05,700 --> 00:47:07,800 Here you go, hide your crack pipe in it, sweetheart. 893 00:47:07,900 --> 00:47:09,100 Way to go. 894 00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:13,200 Put that over your face, make everyone happy. 895 00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:16,500 - Dy-no-mite, there you go. - Diamond rings! 896 00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:17,500 Camera time! 897 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:18,900 Whoo! 898 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,500 Woo-hoo! 899 00:47:20,500 --> 00:47:21,600 Very nice. 900 00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:22,900 Check out this piece of ass, baby. 901 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,400 Check out that piece of parm. 902 00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:26,300 Yeah. 903 00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:27,400 It looked like somebody-- 904 00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:28,700 Look at that, Beet, hit it. 905 00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:30,100 Touch it, rub it. 906 00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:31,600 Get Rub it down... man. 907 00:47:31,700 --> 00:47:33,000 That a boy! 908 00:47:33,100 --> 00:47:34,000 Let me get a whiff of that. 909 00:47:34,100 --> 00:47:35,300 Woo-wee! 910 00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:46,200 Come on, get hot, baby. 911 00:47:46,300 --> 00:47:48,000 Give me the lines, give me the lines. 912 00:47:48,100 --> 00:47:49,600 I love Crazy Girls Unlimited. 913 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:51,000 I'm barely 18. 914 00:47:51,100 --> 00:47:52,000 And you barely have any tits. 915 00:47:52,100 --> 00:47:53,600 You're lucky you got a job. 916 00:47:53,700 --> 00:47:55,600 Beet, zoom in on that. 917 00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:57,000 I'm just a freshman. 918 00:47:57,100 --> 00:47:58,600 That's the only thing that's fresh about you. 919 00:47:58,700 --> 00:47:59,900 Come on, baby. 920 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000 My dick's dying of cancer here, looking at this garbage. 921 00:48:02,100 --> 00:48:03,100 Come on! 922 00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:38,600 Yeah. 923 00:48:38,700 --> 00:48:39,700 Just a little bit more, come on, let's see those piss flaps. 924 00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:41,400 Come on, put them forward. 925 00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:42,700 Come on, baby, work it. 926 00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,100 You got to get me hot, you got to get me stiff. 927 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,200 Work it. 928 00:48:47,300 --> 00:48:48,400 All right, cut. 929 00:48:48,500 --> 00:48:50,900 Beet, put the camera down, that's enough of this shit. 930 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,900 That a boy. 931 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:54,900 I said cut. 932 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,000 Here, take your T-shirt. 933 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,800 Go downstairs, suck a dick, make yourself useful. 934 00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,500 I thought that was part of the deal anyway. 935 00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:00,500 Shut up. 936 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:03,400 Hold on, there's somebody at the door. 937 00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:04,400 Hang out, Beet. 938 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:09,100 What's up? I'm busy. 939 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,900 Jesus Christ! 940 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,800 What the fuck? 941 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,200 I'll see you later, sweetheart. 942 00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:19,700 Beet, let's get the hell out of here! 943 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:21,100 What, huh? 944 00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:26,700 Save yourself, B! 945 00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,500 Don't worry about me, man, don't worry about him! 946 00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:31,600 Jesus Christ, what the fuck's going on in here? 947 00:49:35,700 --> 00:49:37,800 Get behind me, man, get behind! 948 00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:39,800 So anything else you want to do for me? 949 00:49:39,900 --> 00:49:40,800 Yeah. 950 00:49:40,900 --> 00:49:42,400 You and me later. 951 00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:43,900 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 952 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,200 Please, Jesus... 953 00:49:46,300 --> 00:49:47,300 What about a little head? 954 00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:48,700 God, stop, no! 955 00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:50,000 Fuck this! 956 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,600 You motherfucker! 957 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,400 See you later... 958 00:50:09,500 --> 00:50:10,800 shit head! 959 00:50:29,900 --> 00:50:32,100 Tuu Laa Liittt 960 00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:33,800 Is that Lisa? 961 00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:35,300 I don't know, Einstein. 962 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:36,800 I haven't answered it yet. 963 00:50:36,900 --> 00:50:38,200 Well, if it's her, could you please ask her 964 00:50:38,300 --> 00:50:39,400 where our cell phones are? 965 00:50:39,500 --> 00:50:43,200 I haven't updated my status in, like, two days. 966 00:50:43,300 --> 00:50:45,000 People are going to think I'm dead. 967 00:50:47,500 --> 00:50:49,100 Oh, hi, Daddy. 968 00:50:49,100 --> 00:50:51,300 Just the person I wanted to talk to. 969 00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:53,500 Hello, pumpkin. 970 00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:54,900 How's the house? 971 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,000 The house is fine. 972 00:50:56,100 --> 00:50:57,400 How's Vegas? 973 00:50:57,500 --> 00:50:59,000 It's just another real-estate convention, 974 00:50:59,100 --> 00:51:00,600 but it's going well. 975 00:51:00,700 --> 00:51:01,800 So you girls having fun? 976 00:51:01,900 --> 00:51:03,300 Oh, did you go to Wylee's? 977 00:51:03,300 --> 00:51:04,300 Sure, did. 978 00:51:04,300 --> 00:51:05,600 Even met Wylee herself. 979 00:51:05,700 --> 00:51:07,100 Really? 980 00:51:07,100 --> 00:51:09,900 I'll take it you're taking in the local culture. 981 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,700 That depends, Daddy. 982 00:51:11,700 --> 00:51:13,800 Do you consider culture to be shuffleboard tournaments 983 00:51:13,900 --> 00:51:15,900 and early bird specials? 984 00:51:15,900 --> 00:51:18,000 Because that's what's going on here. 985 00:51:18,100 --> 00:51:19,900 I mean, come on. 986 00:51:19,900 --> 00:51:21,800 A retirement community? 987 00:51:21,900 --> 00:51:24,500 What, are you punishing me? 988 00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:26,000 Of course not, pumpkin. 989 00:51:26,100 --> 00:51:27,900 I bought that place for peace and quiet. 990 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,900 I figured that's what you girls wanted, too. 991 00:51:29,900 --> 00:51:31,400 You know, after your midterms. 992 00:51:31,500 --> 00:51:32,800 Right. 993 00:51:32,900 --> 00:51:35,300 - Thanks a bunch. - You're welcome. 994 00:51:35,300 --> 00:51:36,700 So what else is going on? 995 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:39,200 Well, guess who had the nerve to pull me over today? 996 00:51:39,300 --> 00:51:40,600 What, no idea? 997 00:51:40,700 --> 00:51:42,600 Fucking Darren! 998 00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:45,200 - Darren? - Yeah, Darren. 999 00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:48,200 Oh, and this place just gets better and better. 1000 00:51:48,300 --> 00:51:51,100 Not only did I run into psycho-stalker 1001 00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:53,200 but Lisa disappeared last night with some dough boy 1002 00:51:53,300 --> 00:51:54,600 from your favorite bar. 1003 00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:56,400 - And she hasn't shown up, yet? - No. 1004 00:51:56,500 --> 00:51:59,100 Her phone keeps going straight to voice-mail. 1005 00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:00,400 If it makes you feel better, 1006 00:52:00,500 --> 00:52:02,000 I'll put a call into the station. 1007 00:52:02,100 --> 00:52:04,400 You remember what kind of vehicle she left in 1008 00:52:04,500 --> 00:52:06,700 or the name of the, uh... 1009 00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:08,900 friend she, um, might have been with? 1010 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,100 No idea on both counts. 1011 00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:13,200 Well, I'll take care of it, all right? 1012 00:52:13,300 --> 00:52:14,900 And don't you worry about Darren, 1013 00:52:14,900 --> 00:52:16,900 you will not be seeing him again, okay? 1014 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:18,400 Thanks, Daddy. 1015 00:52:19,700 --> 00:52:21,900 And look, you girls want to have a fun evening? 1016 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,100 I left some supplies in the garage for you. 1017 00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:25,400 Supplies? 1018 00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:26,700 What kind of supplies? 1019 00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:28,300 Bingo? 1020 00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:29,300 Canasta? 1021 00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:30,500 No, you little wise guy. 1022 00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:32,500 Some party favors from a shindig 1023 00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,300 I had just a little while ago. 1024 00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:35,800 Party supplies? 1025 00:52:35,900 --> 00:52:36,800 Great. 1026 00:52:36,900 --> 00:52:37,800 Thanks, Daddy. 1027 00:52:37,900 --> 00:52:40,000 - I love you. - I love you, too. 1028 00:52:40,100 --> 00:52:41,500 Oh, I got to go, my-- 1029 00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:43,500 my seminar starts in a few minutes. 1030 00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:47,400 - I'll talk to you tomorrow. - Bye. 1031 00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:49,000 Oh, wait, wait, hold on. 1032 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,900 You don't go anywhere, you little minx. 1033 00:52:50,900 --> 00:52:52,900 I got something for you. 1034 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:54,700 You don't go anywhere. 1035 00:52:54,700 --> 00:52:56,700 And don't forget, you owe me that rub and tug. 1036 00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,900 - Well? - Well, what? 1037 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,100 What did he say to do about Lisa? 1038 00:53:01,100 --> 00:53:03,400 He didn't say to do anything about Lisa, 1039 00:53:03,500 --> 00:53:06,000 but he said he'll put a call into his old station. 1040 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,800 I'm sure she'll be fine. 1041 00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:12,600 Oh... 1042 00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:16,900 Kel, could you come with me? 1043 00:53:16,900 --> 00:53:18,300 I could use your help for a sec. 1044 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:22,000 - Okay. - Thank you. 1045 00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:26,600 Ooh, I wonder what kind of party supplies. 1046 00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:29,600 So? 1047 00:53:32,100 --> 00:53:33,100 Is this the one? 1048 00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:34,300 You look great. 1049 00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:35,300 Perfect. 1050 00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:36,600 Thanks, but I don't know, 1051 00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:39,300 I feel like I'm just going to fall out. 1052 00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:40,600 If you want to wear something more conservative, 1053 00:53:40,700 --> 00:53:42,500 you can borrow mine. 1054 00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:43,700 I've brought extras. 1055 00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,100 Uh... 1056 00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:49,800 Uh, where are you going? 1057 00:53:49,900 --> 00:53:52,100 It's just us in the house, 1058 00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:53,800 and we've seen them before. 1059 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,200 Well... 1060 00:53:57,700 --> 00:53:59,000 All right. 1061 00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:09,600 ## 1062 00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:39,500 What's with the hula gear? 1063 00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:41,600 Is somebody having a luau? 1064 00:54:41,700 --> 00:54:43,500 Apparently we are. 1065 00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:44,800 My dad mentioned something about 1066 00:54:44,900 --> 00:54:46,000 Ieftover party supplies. 1067 00:54:46,100 --> 00:54:49,000 I thought it was booze, but, uh, we got this. 1068 00:54:52,100 --> 00:54:54,000 So I guess you put these in the backyard. 1069 00:54:54,100 --> 00:54:57,200 Yeah, and the three of us will take these out front. 1070 00:54:57,300 --> 00:54:58,200 Bottoms up. 1071 00:54:58,300 --> 00:55:00,800 Thanks, I'll try not to drink it. 1072 00:55:00,900 --> 00:55:02,400 You do that. 1073 00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:07,000 ## 1074 00:55:23,900 --> 00:55:25,700 One down. 1075 00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:27,500 Kelly... 1076 00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,800 Yeah? 1077 00:55:29,900 --> 00:55:30,900 Don't you think that'd work better 1078 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,700 if we put fuel in there first? 1079 00:55:33,700 --> 00:55:35,400 Oh, right. 1080 00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:36,700 I get it. 1081 00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:39,500 What? 1082 00:55:39,500 --> 00:55:41,200 Is that the same cop car from before? 1083 00:55:42,700 --> 00:55:43,600 Hey! 1084 00:55:43,700 --> 00:55:44,700 Oh, shit! 1085 00:55:44,700 --> 00:55:46,200 I see you, asshole! 1086 00:55:46,300 --> 00:55:47,800 Get off my property! 1087 00:55:47,900 --> 00:55:50,200 Hey, I'm more than 100 feet away. 1088 00:55:50,300 --> 00:55:52,000 There's nothing you can do! 1089 00:55:53,300 --> 00:55:54,300 - man: Darren! - Ahh! 1090 00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,000 I know you can hear me! 1091 00:55:56,100 --> 00:55:58,600 That's right, bitch! 1092 00:55:58,700 --> 00:56:00,300 Go for Darren. 1093 00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:02,800 Get your ass to 1302 Beachside Road, 1094 00:56:02,900 --> 00:56:05,500 Daytona Beach, ASAP! 1095 00:56:06,700 --> 00:56:08,100 And don't come back! 1096 00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:13,100 - Fuck! - Should we be concerned? 1097 00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:14,400 He never hit you or anything, right? 1098 00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:16,200 No, it wasn't anything like that. 1099 00:56:16,300 --> 00:56:19,400 All lit out back. 1100 00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:21,400 Is everything okay? 1101 00:56:21,500 --> 00:56:22,700 What did we miss? 1102 00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:24,400 Everything's fine. 1103 00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:26,700 Just another visit from Deputy Douche Bag. 1104 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:28,700 Next time your little policeman friend shows up, 1105 00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:30,200 I'm calling the real cops. 1106 00:56:30,300 --> 00:56:32,200 Look, I told you, my dad's taking care of it. 1107 00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:35,300 He's gone, drop it. 1108 00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:39,300 Showtime. 1109 00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:40,400 Shit! 1110 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:42,300 Oh, my God! 1111 00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:44,100 Whoa, get out of my way. 1112 00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:45,700 What's up, boys? 1113 00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:47,600 Glad you could make it. 1114 00:56:47,700 --> 00:56:49,100 Someone recovers quickly. 1115 00:56:53,300 --> 00:56:54,300 - Hey, Rebecca. - Hey, Rebecca. 1116 00:56:54,300 --> 00:56:56,400 I like the one in blue. 1117 00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:12,500 Look at that donkey, man. 1118 00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:13,800 Why do you say, donkey? 1119 00:57:13,900 --> 00:57:15,200 It's an ass, man. 1120 00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:16,700 - What in the fuck? - Oh, ass, okay, okay. 1121 00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:18,300 Drink your beer, man. 1122 00:57:20,700 --> 00:57:22,500 Come on, you dirty girl. 1123 00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:24,600 Yeah... 1124 00:57:33,100 --> 00:57:35,000 Come on, drink up. 1125 00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:41,900 Okay, now for that audition. 1126 00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:57,400 Drink up, it's a party. 1127 00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:00,800 Hold on a second. 1128 00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:04,000 I wanna go for a ride! 1129 00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:16,500 If you're going to kiss me, kiss me for real. 1130 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,300 What, do I have bad breath or something? 1131 00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:26,300 Whoo! 1132 00:58:28,100 --> 00:58:31,400 That would look so cute on you! 1133 00:58:31,500 --> 00:58:33,400 What are you doing? 1134 00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:38,000 Yeah, right. 1135 00:58:38,100 --> 00:58:40,100 Did you witness the beheading? 1136 00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:41,100 No. 1137 00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:42,700 The whole thing happened upstairs, 1138 00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:44,800 but the head fell right into my shot. 1139 00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:45,900 And I was thinking, 1140 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:49,500 whoa, this footage has got to be worth something. 1141 00:58:55,900 --> 00:58:58,000 I'm telling you, Sheriff. 1142 00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,900 There's got to be a connection. 1143 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,900 Look, I'm not going through this again. 1144 00:59:01,900 --> 00:59:03,000 I'm not. 1145 00:59:03,100 --> 00:59:05,100 We have two missing teenagers, 1146 00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:06,900 a murder in the same county. 1147 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,300 Oh, and what about the guy hanging around 1148 00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:09,700 Missy Pratt's house? 1149 00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:12,800 The missing teenagers have been gone for less than 24 hours. 1150 00:59:12,900 --> 00:59:14,700 They're probably sleeping it off somewhere. 1151 00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:16,400 They'll come staggering back. 1152 00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:19,200 Hell, they're probably around here somewhere. 1153 00:59:19,300 --> 00:59:21,000 Oh, thanks, Tommy. 1154 00:59:21,100 --> 00:59:22,600 Let me take a look at that. 1155 00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:28,900 Well, I'd say your theory is pretty much a shit piece. 1156 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,200 Oh? 1157 00:59:30,300 --> 00:59:32,700 Well, unless that perp you say you saw 1158 00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:36,600 was dressed like a monk and carrying a sword. 1159 00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:38,000 That's a war hammer. 1160 00:59:38,100 --> 00:59:39,600 A what? 1161 00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:41,900 A medieval weapon used by religious zealots 1162 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,800 for purification reasons. 1163 00:59:44,900 --> 00:59:46,100 And you learned this where? 1164 00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:49,200 A local Renaissance festival? 1165 00:59:49,300 --> 00:59:51,800 Have any of these witnesses reported 1166 00:59:51,900 --> 00:59:54,500 what make of vehicle the suspect left in? 1167 00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:58,300 I don't think anyone was paying attention. 1168 00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:00,900 Too many other things to look at around here. 1169 01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:04,300 Sheriff... 1170 01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:06,000 I have a really bad feeling about this. 1171 01:00:06,100 --> 01:00:08,400 And you've obviously got a disability, right? 1172 01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:09,500 Huh? 1173 01:00:09,500 --> 01:00:11,400 You know, that hearing-impairment thing? 1174 01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:13,400 Come on, it's either that or you're just not listening. 1175 01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:15,500 I mean, do you realize that you're in direct violation 1176 01:00:15,500 --> 01:00:16,500 of the restraining order 1177 01:00:16,500 --> 01:00:18,400 the former sheriff put against you? 1178 01:00:18,500 --> 01:00:19,400 I never touched her, I just-- 1179 01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:20,900 It doesn't matter, he's pissed 1180 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,700 and he's threatening to go to the city council. 1181 01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:24,200 They're questioning my sanity. 1182 01:00:24,300 --> 01:00:25,600 - But you're-- - Shut up. 1183 01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:26,600 Here's the deal. 1184 01:00:26,700 --> 01:00:28,500 You stay away from Melissa Pratt. 1185 01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:31,400 You're going to stay away from Manatee Creek. 1186 01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:33,100 As a matter of fact... 1187 01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:35,400 you're off-duty for the next 24 hours. 1188 01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:37,000 So just beat it. 1189 01:00:38,900 --> 01:00:40,200 Go. 1190 01:00:41,500 --> 01:00:44,200 But what about the guy at Missy Pratt's house? 1191 01:00:45,900 --> 01:00:49,100 The guy at Missy Pratt's house was probably a peeper 1192 01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:52,300 or some ex-boyfriend with nothing better to do. 1193 01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:56,400 Do you realize, you're putting your entire career 1194 01:00:56,500 --> 01:00:58,400 on the line here for an ex-flame? 1195 01:00:58,500 --> 01:00:59,800 Get over it, get past it. 1196 01:00:59,900 --> 01:01:02,200 Those things never end well. 1197 01:01:02,300 --> 01:01:04,100 And usually somebody winds up getting hurt. 1198 01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:05,200 Okay? 1199 01:01:05,300 --> 01:01:07,400 Now listen, I got a dead celebrity here. 1200 01:01:07,500 --> 01:01:10,300 I got 50 airheads wrangling for an interview. 1201 01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,300 So let me do my job. 1202 01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:13,600 Get out of here. 1203 01:01:29,900 --> 01:01:32,100 man: So, uh, anything else you want to do for me? 1204 01:01:32,100 --> 01:01:34,500 Yeah, you and me later. 1205 01:01:34,500 --> 01:01:38,000 Actually, I got a girlfriend already. 1206 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,400 Well, it's not like we have to fuck or anything. 1207 01:01:40,500 --> 01:01:42,000 But what about a little head? 1208 01:01:42,100 --> 01:01:43,400 Wait, wait! 1209 01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:44,600 God, stop, no! 1210 01:01:44,700 --> 01:01:46,900 Jeez, fuck this! 1211 01:01:48,900 --> 01:01:51,100 - Oh! - Oh, my God, did you see that? 1212 01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:56,600 Tha Horrible. ual. 1213 01:01:56,700 --> 01:01:58,500 Good God. 1214 01:01:58,600 --> 01:01:59,900 Headless. 1215 01:02:01,300 --> 01:02:03,200 Looks like someone's hormones got the better of them. 1216 01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:09,100 Not that I would know what that looks like! 1217 01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:11,000 Hey, guys! 1218 01:02:12,300 --> 01:02:13,800 Hello! 1219 01:02:13,900 --> 01:02:15,300 Why would you do that? 1220 01:02:15,300 --> 01:02:18,200 Okay, I like porno as much as the next person, 1221 01:02:18,300 --> 01:02:19,500 but your live show sucks. 1222 01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:20,600 Fine. 1223 01:02:21,700 --> 01:02:22,900 Sorry about that. 1224 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,100 Maybe we should go somewhere a little more private. 1225 01:02:25,100 --> 01:02:26,800 What do you guys think? 1226 01:02:30,100 --> 01:02:31,700 Tha What? sie. 1227 01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:33,900 I could not stand the sounds of them... 1228 01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:37,100 ... for another goddamn second. 1229 01:02:37,100 --> 01:02:38,200 Here, here. 1230 01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:47,900 All right. 1231 01:02:47,900 --> 01:02:49,100 Uh-huh. 1232 01:02:49,100 --> 01:02:51,400 What are you doing? 1233 01:02:51,500 --> 01:02:53,100 That's so bad. 1234 01:02:56,900 --> 01:02:58,900 Oh, this is going to look so good on my reel. 1235 01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:00,800 Who's up for a game of chicken, huh? 1236 01:03:00,900 --> 01:03:02,300 Come on, boys. 1237 01:03:04,300 --> 01:03:05,500 Whoo! 1238 01:03:07,100 --> 01:03:08,500 Follow the titties. 1239 01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:18,200 Ran out. 1240 01:03:18,300 --> 01:03:19,500 Who wants another one? 1241 01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:21,400 Yeah. 1242 01:03:22,500 --> 01:03:25,500 Okay, I guess I'll just bring the whole fridge. 1243 01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:31,800 What? 1244 01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:33,700 Ah, that's beautiful... 1245 01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:39,900 This is movie magic. 1246 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:41,200 Uh-huh. 1247 01:03:41,300 --> 01:03:43,400 What are you doing? 1248 01:03:43,500 --> 01:03:45,300 What? 1249 01:03:45,300 --> 01:03:46,500 That's just bad. 1250 01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:48,400 That's just bad, that's what that is. 1251 01:03:49,900 --> 01:03:51,100 Come on, Dirk. 1252 01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:52,200 Aren't you going to get in? 1253 01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:55,400 I'm in the middle of something here, okay? 1254 01:03:55,500 --> 01:03:56,600 Becky? 1255 01:03:56,700 --> 01:03:58,300 Um, I'm fine. 1256 01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:00,300 You guys have fun. 1257 01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:03,900 - How about you? - No, I'm cool. 1258 01:04:03,900 --> 01:04:05,900 Oh, come on, don't be like these two lame asses. 1259 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:07,500 Come on, let's go have fun. 1260 01:04:09,500 --> 01:04:10,800 Yeah, have fun, Eric. 1261 01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:17,700 So what do you say we continue this conversation 1262 01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:20,200 in the hot tub, huh? 1263 01:04:21,300 --> 01:04:23,100 - Come on, we'll just talk. - Okay. 1264 01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:26,100 I won't make you do anything you're not cool with. 1265 01:04:26,100 --> 01:04:27,500 Come on. 1266 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,400 What are you doing out there? 1267 01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:37,100 Uh, just give me a second. 1268 01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:39,500 Just... 1269 01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:00,600 Hey! 1270 01:05:00,700 --> 01:05:02,500 Aren't you our ref? 1271 01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:04,400 Pay attention! 1272 01:05:04,500 --> 01:05:05,900 God! 1273 01:05:11,900 --> 01:05:14,100 The beer's all gone. 1274 01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:17,500 Asshole! 1275 01:05:19,700 --> 01:05:22,200 There's more in the cooler, no? 1276 01:05:22,300 --> 01:05:23,500 What the fuck? 1277 01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:27,800 Nope. 1278 01:05:27,900 --> 01:05:29,200 All gone. 1279 01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:31,800 Well, somebody needs to take the run. 1280 01:05:31,900 --> 01:05:32,900 Whoo! 1281 01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:34,900 I Can't you go?! 1282 01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:36,700 Bo and I were just about to win. 1283 01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:38,000 In your dreams, bitch. 1284 01:05:38,100 --> 01:05:39,400 - Oh! - In your dreams, bitch. 1285 01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:43,300 Come on, fuck. 1286 01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:45,300 Fuck, fuck! 1287 01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:47,600 You got to be fucking kidding me! 1288 01:05:50,100 --> 01:05:52,200 Come on, man, I can do this. 1289 01:05:57,100 --> 01:05:58,700 Wait. 1290 01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:00,800 Wait, I feel movement. 1291 01:06:06,100 --> 01:06:07,000 Ahh... 1292 01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:10,100 It's showtime, folks. 1293 01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:23,000 Mood lighting. 1294 01:06:23,100 --> 01:06:25,000 Nice. 1295 01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:27,700 You started without me? 1296 01:06:31,700 --> 01:06:33,500 It's cool, baby, I'll take over. 1297 01:06:36,300 --> 01:06:37,600 You're so wet. 1298 01:06:37,700 --> 01:06:38,800 Jesus. 1299 01:06:47,100 --> 01:06:48,500 What the fuck?! 1300 01:06:50,100 --> 01:06:51,400 What the fuck is... 1301 01:06:52,500 --> 01:06:53,400 Oh! 1302 01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:11,100 Y'all need me to pick up anything else while I'm out? 1303 01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:13,100 Yeah, how about a bottle of rum 1304 01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:15,200 and some hotter guys. 1305 01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:17,400 Better stuff that mouth before I do. 1306 01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:19,300 Fuck you... 1307 01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:27,900 # Oh beer # 1308 01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:31,100 # How I love you # 1309 01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:34,000 # Don't you ever # 1310 01:07:35,300 --> 01:07:36,400 # Leave me dry ## 1311 01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:43,300 What the fuck you looking at? 1312 01:07:48,700 --> 01:07:50,300 See how that works? 1313 01:07:57,500 --> 01:07:58,900 Fuck me. 1314 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:01,000 Shit. 1315 01:08:05,300 --> 01:08:06,800 Is that you, Greg? 1316 01:08:06,900 --> 01:08:09,100 Hey, Eric, you want to go smoke a bowl? 1317 01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:10,100 Uh, no, I'm good. 1318 01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:11,500 Maybe later. 1319 01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:13,000 Come on, let's go upstairs. 1320 01:08:16,100 --> 01:08:17,100 Fucking dick. 1321 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:21,400 Do you guys want to smoke? 1322 01:08:21,500 --> 01:08:23,500 Yeah, maybe when we come back down. 1323 01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:27,300 You trying to scare me, 1324 01:08:27,300 --> 01:08:29,300 put me on that fucking Internet of yours? 1325 01:08:29,300 --> 01:08:30,800 Think you're big? 1326 01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:32,300 Big old pile of shit. 1327 01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:34,100 Splatter you all over the fucking-- 1328 01:08:35,900 --> 01:08:37,400 Holy fuck! 1329 01:08:37,400 --> 01:08:39,800 Goddamn it, you just cut my fucking arm off! 1330 01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:49,000 Fucking leg! 1331 01:08:49,100 --> 01:08:50,000 No, goddamn it! 1332 01:08:50,100 --> 01:08:51,600 Get away from me, you fucker! 1333 01:08:51,700 --> 01:08:53,300 Goddamn it, fuck! 1334 01:08:53,400 --> 01:08:54,700 I'll kill you! 1335 01:08:55,900 --> 01:08:57,400 Fuck... 1336 01:08:59,200 --> 01:09:03,200 man: Are you doing everything possible as a parent, 1337 01:09:03,300 --> 01:09:05,400 to make sure that they only interact with 1338 01:09:05,500 --> 01:09:08,700 other good Christian children? 1339 01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:13,100 Or are there parents lacking in moral value? 1340 01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:17,500 What is ingrained in them when you are not around 1341 01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:21,600 to control what they see or what they hear? 1342 01:09:21,700 --> 01:09:24,800 And that is why we are having a telethon. 1343 01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:26,900 But we need your help, 1344 01:09:26,900 --> 01:09:28,300 your kindness, 1345 01:09:28,300 --> 01:09:31,300 your gifts from the heart to help us, your donations. 1346 01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:45,800 Wait a minute. 1347 01:09:45,900 --> 01:09:48,400 Can we just slow down for a sec? 1348 01:09:48,500 --> 01:09:50,800 What's the problem? 1349 01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:55,100 - I said give me a second. - What's the problem? 1350 01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:56,600 I thought you were into it. 1351 01:09:56,600 --> 01:09:58,700 I'm-- I'm... 1352 01:09:58,700 --> 01:10:01,400 I'm just nervous. 1353 01:10:01,500 --> 01:10:02,600 Oh, I understand. 1354 01:10:02,700 --> 01:10:04,700 I'm a little nervous, too. 1355 01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:05,700 You're nervous? 1356 01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:09,000 Sure, I'm just an average guy, but you... 1357 01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:11,000 you are an absolute knockout. 1358 01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:14,400 Listen, I don't want to make you do anything 1359 01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:15,700 you're not cool with. 1360 01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:17,600 - Really? - Really. 1361 01:10:24,700 --> 01:10:26,500 I just-- I can't. 1362 01:10:26,500 --> 01:10:28,300 I'm sorry. 1363 01:10:28,300 --> 01:10:31,000 I knew I was wasting my time with the wrong one. 1364 01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:32,700 - What? - Yeah, you heard me. 1365 01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:34,300 I-- I could be downstairs right now 1366 01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:35,900 fucking that slut, Missy. 1367 01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:37,500 But stupid me. 1368 01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:39,400 See, I thought it would be more fun to go for the challenge. 1369 01:10:41,100 --> 01:10:42,100 You know what? 1370 01:10:42,100 --> 01:10:43,900 You prudes are all the same. 1371 01:10:43,900 --> 01:10:45,400 Oh, you act like you're all about it, 1372 01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:48,400 but, really, you're just a scared little girl. 1373 01:10:53,100 --> 01:10:56,100 Oh, sweetie, don't cry. 1374 01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:58,700 Save the water works for someone who gives a fuck. 1375 01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:00,100 Yeah, I'm going to get the hell out of here now, 1376 01:11:00,100 --> 01:11:03,400 and go get a blow job from your friend, okay? 1377 01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:05,100 You wouldn't do that. 1378 01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:06,500 Yeah, we'll see. 1379 01:11:06,500 --> 01:11:08,100 Fucking tease. 1380 01:11:20,100 --> 01:11:21,500 Come on, Zack, let's roll. 1381 01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:23,800 No, I'm cool. 1382 01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:25,200 Plus, Bo's not back yet. 1383 01:11:25,300 --> 01:11:26,800 - Why, what's up? - What's wrong? 1384 01:11:26,900 --> 01:11:29,900 Did you have a little problem upstairs? 1385 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:32,900 I'm not the one with the problem. 1386 01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:34,100 Don't waste your time, dude. 1387 01:11:34,100 --> 01:11:36,100 You're not going to get anything anyway. 1388 01:11:36,100 --> 01:11:38,100 This house is full of cock teases. 1389 01:11:38,100 --> 01:11:39,400 Fuck you, asshole. 1390 01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:41,700 You're not even worth teasing. 1391 01:11:41,700 --> 01:11:43,300 Fuck you, cunts. 1392 01:11:43,300 --> 01:11:45,800 Whoa, Dirk, cool it, man, go chill. 1393 01:11:45,900 --> 01:11:47,100 You know what, I'm going to get my ass a cab 1394 01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:49,300 and go to Daytona, "Crazy Girls" or not. 1395 01:11:49,400 --> 01:11:50,400 At least those bitches know how to party. 1396 01:11:50,500 --> 01:11:52,200 Have fun, loser. 1397 01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:55,200 - Whoa! - I need to go check on Becky 1398 01:11:55,300 --> 01:11:57,300 and see what your asshole friend did to her. 1399 01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:00,900 No, no, no, I'll go check on her. 1400 01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:02,500 I think I know what happened up there, all right? 1401 01:12:02,600 --> 01:12:04,500 - Seriously? - Yeah. 1402 01:12:13,300 --> 01:12:14,600 Knock knock 1403 01:12:14,700 --> 01:12:16,500 Go away. 1404 01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:20,400 God, what? 1405 01:12:20,500 --> 01:12:23,500 Does "no" mean "yes" to all of you? 1406 01:12:23,500 --> 01:12:25,700 I come in peace. 1407 01:12:32,100 --> 01:12:34,800 Do you want to talk about it? 1408 01:12:34,900 --> 01:12:36,800 What's there to talk about? 1409 01:12:36,900 --> 01:12:41,300 I'm just some uptight prude who led your friend on. 1410 01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:44,200 Whoa, hey. 1411 01:12:44,200 --> 01:12:47,300 Do you really think that about yourself 1412 01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:50,200 or is that something Dirk told you? 1413 01:12:50,300 --> 01:12:51,900 Let me tell you something about Dirk. 1414 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:53,700 He's been giving the same speech 1415 01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:56,300 three times a week since high school. 1416 01:12:56,400 --> 01:12:59,100 He calls it his "Mount Gushmore." 1417 01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:02,700 How could I be so stupid? 1418 01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:04,700 You're not stupid. 1419 01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:06,900 Everyone makes mistakes. 1420 01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:09,700 You're smart enough not to let it go too far, right? 1421 01:13:13,300 --> 01:13:15,600 Is, uh... 1422 01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:16,900 is that your mom? 1423 01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:18,600 Yeah. 1424 01:13:18,700 --> 01:13:23,000 Uh, she gave this to me when I was, like, seven. 1425 01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:25,100 It makes me sound like such a little girl, 1426 01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:28,000 but sometimes... when I look at it, 1427 01:13:28,100 --> 01:13:31,200 it just seems like everything will be okay. 1428 01:13:31,300 --> 01:13:35,000 Like she's there to lead me down the right path. 1429 01:13:35,100 --> 01:13:36,700 Sounds stupid, but-- 1430 01:13:36,700 --> 01:13:37,800 You're not stupid. 1431 01:13:37,900 --> 01:13:39,200 Stop. 1432 01:13:39,300 --> 01:13:42,700 It seems like she really cares about you and loves you. 1433 01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:44,600 Seems like you're growing into quite the young woman, 1434 01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:46,600 not a little girl. 1435 01:13:49,500 --> 01:13:51,600 That was bad. 1436 01:13:53,100 --> 01:13:54,500 No... 1437 01:13:54,500 --> 01:13:56,400 That was-- that's horrible. 1438 01:13:56,500 --> 01:13:57,700 That's so bad. 1439 01:13:57,800 --> 01:13:59,400 That's a horrible line. 1440 01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:01,600 - Thank you. - No problem. 1441 01:14:07,700 --> 01:14:08,900 What is this?! 1442 01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:13,500 Oh, I get it, you get bored with one and go for another? 1443 01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:16,100 - Missy, you don't understand. - Sure I do. 1444 01:14:16,100 --> 01:14:18,300 Your drama is ruining this whole fucking weekend. 1445 01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:19,800 First, we have to leave the bar early 1446 01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:21,700 'cause you puke on yourself. 1447 01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:23,900 Now, you run off the best-looking guy in town 1448 01:14:23,900 --> 01:14:26,600 because you're scared to put out? 1449 01:14:26,700 --> 01:14:29,300 Oh... what is this? 1450 01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:31,800 Who are you kidding with this shit, Becca? 1451 01:14:31,900 --> 01:14:33,700 You pretend to be holier than thou, 1452 01:14:33,700 --> 01:14:37,600 but actually, you're just a selfish bitch! 1453 01:14:41,900 --> 01:14:43,300 Really? 1454 01:14:43,300 --> 01:14:44,600 I'm going to get out of the pool, 1455 01:14:44,700 --> 01:14:46,800 I'm going to flatiron my hair 1456 01:14:46,900 --> 01:14:48,100 and I'm going put on makeup 1457 01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:50,800 and I'm going to come up here and yell at you. 1458 01:15:01,500 --> 01:15:04,700 Fucking prude-ass bitch. 1459 01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:16,100 Beer wagon's back, bitches! 1460 01:15:16,100 --> 01:15:17,800 All right, I'm going to go help him. 1461 01:15:20,100 --> 01:15:21,300 Whoo! 1462 01:15:34,900 --> 01:15:36,200 Hey, who ordered the monk? 1463 01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:48,200 - What was that? - I don't know. 1464 01:15:53,300 --> 01:15:54,800 Zack probably pulled down his pants. 1465 01:15:54,900 --> 01:15:56,800 He's Edan. 1466 01:16:08,200 --> 01:16:09,200 Okay. 1467 01:16:09,300 --> 01:16:10,700 I'll get Becky and Eric! 1468 01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:12,800 You get your phone and call 9-1-1! 1469 01:16:12,900 --> 01:16:14,000 And get Kelly! 1470 01:16:14,100 --> 01:16:15,200 Wait in her room! 1471 01:16:21,100 --> 01:16:23,800 Missy, are you listening? 1472 01:16:23,900 --> 01:16:25,100 Missy? 1473 01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:30,500 Where is the keys and phone? 1474 01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:33,300 In-- in my purse. 1475 01:16:33,400 --> 01:16:35,700 On-- on the bed! 1476 01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:40,800 Fore, motherfucker! 1477 01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:42,500 I'll get my phone. 1478 01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:44,200 Wait in my room, okay? 1479 01:16:47,300 --> 01:16:48,700 Go! 1480 01:16:55,600 --> 01:16:57,600 Get the phone and go! 1481 01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:04,000 Did you come for the radio this time? 1482 01:17:04,100 --> 01:17:05,400 What is it? 1483 01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:01,100 Okay... 1484 01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:10,600 Okay, okay... 1485 01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:20,100 What do we do now? 1486 01:18:20,100 --> 01:18:21,600 I say we make a break for it. 1487 01:18:21,700 --> 01:18:23,100 What? Are you crazy? 1488 01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:25,600 No, I say we wait for the police to come. 1489 01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:27,800 If Mandy called them, who knows what happened to her? 1490 01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:29,200 I'm with Eric. 1491 01:18:35,800 --> 01:18:36,900 Okay. 1492 01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:39,500 All right, look, you two stay here 1493 01:18:39,600 --> 01:18:41,600 and lock the door behind me. 1494 01:18:44,500 --> 01:18:46,900 What... fuck! 1495 01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:52,700 Fuck! 1496 01:19:06,700 --> 01:19:07,900 Shh... 1497 01:19:09,800 --> 01:19:11,200 Lock the door, lock the door. 1498 01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:12,200 It's okay. 1499 01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:22,400 Oh, my God, what's going on out there? 1500 01:19:22,500 --> 01:19:24,800 What the fuck is going on? 1501 01:19:24,900 --> 01:19:27,300 I don't know.? 1502 01:20:06,900 --> 01:20:07,900 Fuck. 1503 01:20:11,800 --> 01:20:14,300 Mandy? 1504 01:20:14,300 --> 01:20:16,700 And Kelly? 1505 01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:19,700 Look, we've only got one shot 1506 01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:22,000 and it's down that hall. 1507 01:20:22,100 --> 01:20:23,800 We can do this. 1508 01:20:23,900 --> 01:20:26,000 We have to go... 1509 01:20:26,100 --> 01:20:27,600 Let's do it. 1510 01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:28,600 Shh... 1511 01:20:41,100 --> 01:20:42,400 Go, go, go! 1512 01:20:46,300 --> 01:20:47,500 Come on, come on, come on! 1513 01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:48,500 Let's go! 1514 01:20:52,500 --> 01:20:54,100 Oh, my God! 1515 01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:55,600 This way, come on! 1516 01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:03,500 Fuck this! 1517 01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:04,900 Get the fuck out of my way! 1518 01:21:06,700 --> 01:21:07,900 No, no, it's going to be all right! 1519 01:21:07,900 --> 01:21:09,300 Look at me, look at me! 1520 01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:10,700 No, it's going to be all right! 1521 01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:12,400 It'll be okay, it'll be okay! 1522 01:21:12,500 --> 01:21:13,900 Look, she's going to go down fine! 1523 01:21:13,900 --> 01:21:16,300 Missy's fine, look, she's making it down just fine. 1524 01:21:16,300 --> 01:21:18,600 Look, she's going to be all right! 1525 01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:23,000 You have to go now! 1526 01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:24,300 Rebecca, fucking jump! 1527 01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:27,000 - You have to go now! - I can't, I'm afraid! 1528 01:21:27,100 --> 01:21:28,800 You gotta go! 1529 01:21:28,900 --> 01:21:31,300 - I'll be right behind you. - Go, jump! 1530 01:21:33,700 --> 01:21:35,100 Becca, fucking jump! 1531 01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:36,500 He's going to fucking kill you! 1532 01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:37,800 Jump! 1533 01:21:42,500 --> 01:21:44,100 - Holy shit! - Ow! 1534 01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:46,800 Oh, my-- Becca! 1535 01:21:46,900 --> 01:21:50,200 Get the fuck up, get the fuck up! 1536 01:21:50,300 --> 01:21:53,000 Run, Becca, run, run! 1537 01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:05,800 Go, go, go, go! 1538 01:22:06,900 --> 01:22:07,900 Run! 1539 01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:13,300 Oh, Darren! 1540 01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:14,900 There's somebody in the house! 1541 01:22:14,900 --> 01:22:15,900 What? 1542 01:22:15,900 --> 01:22:18,000 Slow down. 1543 01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:19,400 Who's in the house? 1544 01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:20,400 What are you doing here? 1545 01:22:20,400 --> 01:22:22,100 Why are you holding that? 1546 01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:24,900 Come on, I got to get you out of here. 1547 01:22:24,900 --> 01:22:25,900 Where's the backup? 1548 01:22:25,900 --> 01:22:27,400 All our friends are dead inside. 1549 01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:29,400 Shouldn't you be doing something? 1550 01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:31,800 What, what... wait, all dead? 1551 01:22:31,900 --> 01:22:33,400 - Are you sure? - Yes, I'm fucking sure, Darren! 1552 01:22:33,500 --> 01:22:35,100 Do your fucking job! 1553 01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:37,200 Well, I just-- I just got to get you out of here. 1554 01:22:37,300 --> 01:22:38,800 - Come on! - Wait! 1555 01:22:38,900 --> 01:22:40,300 What's going on here? 1556 01:22:40,300 --> 01:22:41,900 And why haven't you calling anybody? 1557 01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:44,000 I'll tell you why he hasn't called anyone. 1558 01:22:44,100 --> 01:22:45,700 He's not even supposed to be here. 1559 01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:48,200 I have a restraining order on this fucking pedophile! 1560 01:22:50,500 --> 01:22:54,600 Melissa, you know damn well I never laid a finger on you! 1561 01:22:54,700 --> 01:22:56,200 Your friend here is a fucking liar! 1562 01:22:56,300 --> 01:22:57,500 What? 1563 01:22:57,600 --> 01:22:59,700 I loved her and I was waiting 'til she turned 18. 1564 01:22:59,800 --> 01:23:03,400 Yeah, well, that was the problem. 1565 01:23:03,500 --> 01:23:05,400 You know, you brought this on yourself. 1566 01:23:05,500 --> 01:23:06,400 I didn't. 1567 01:23:06,500 --> 01:23:08,000 Whatever's actually going on here tonight, 1568 01:23:08,100 --> 01:23:10,100 I know damn well it's your fault. 1569 01:23:10,100 --> 01:23:12,000 Your slutty ways have clouded your judgment. 1570 01:23:12,100 --> 01:23:13,600 Fucking don't... 1571 01:23:13,700 --> 01:23:16,800 Now, I need to get you someplace safe! 1572 01:23:19,500 --> 01:23:21,500 Are you okay? Did he hurt you? 1573 01:23:21,600 --> 01:23:22,900 Who the fuck is this guy?! 1574 01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:25,900 What the fuck is going on around here?! 1575 01:23:25,900 --> 01:23:27,600 Whoa! 1576 01:23:27,700 --> 01:23:30,200 Golly gee, somebody's got a potty mouth. 1577 01:23:30,300 --> 01:23:31,500 What the fuck? 1578 01:23:31,600 --> 01:23:34,900 And to answer your question, I'm Becky's boyfriend. 1579 01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:37,300 Ex-boyfriend! 1580 01:23:37,400 --> 01:23:39,500 And how did you know where I was staying? 1581 01:23:41,700 --> 01:23:44,700 Well, when you didn't answer your phone, 1582 01:23:44,800 --> 01:23:48,700 Rosemarie asked if I would come and check up on you. 1583 01:23:48,800 --> 01:23:51,100 She's very worried. 1584 01:23:51,100 --> 01:23:52,300 Do you-- do you have a phone on you? 1585 01:23:52,300 --> 01:23:53,900 We have to call the police. 1586 01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:57,000 Yes. 1587 01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:59,100 Looks like someone already did. 1588 01:24:00,100 --> 01:24:02,600 Fucking yes or no, douche canoe? 1589 01:24:02,600 --> 01:24:05,000 Well, duh. 1590 01:24:05,100 --> 01:24:07,100 Miss Manners. 1591 01:24:07,100 --> 01:24:08,500 It's-- it's in my car 1592 01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:10,700 and it's just around-- around the corner. 1593 01:24:10,700 --> 01:24:12,900 You tw Yes, thank you. ith me. 1594 01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:19,600 - No, he's not! - I promise, it's gonna be okay! 1595 01:24:19,700 --> 01:24:21,100 Stop, he's gonna fucking help us! 1596 01:24:23,400 --> 01:24:24,600 Is there a problem? 1597 01:24:24,700 --> 01:24:26,100 Todd? 1598 01:24:26,100 --> 01:24:28,100 Did you follow me here? 1599 01:24:34,200 --> 01:24:36,300 Sorry to say that I did. 1600 01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:40,600 And what I've observed has been very disappointing. 1601 01:24:44,300 --> 01:24:45,900 Oh, what's this? 1602 01:24:53,600 --> 01:24:56,300 What the fuck is that, what is that? 1603 01:24:56,400 --> 01:24:57,900 Becky! 1604 01:24:58,000 --> 01:24:59,700 Hmm... 1605 01:24:59,700 --> 01:25:01,200 It's probably one of the weapons 1606 01:25:01,200 --> 01:25:02,700 that God bestowed upon me 1607 01:25:02,800 --> 01:25:04,100 to kill all your slutty-ass friends 1608 01:25:04,200 --> 01:25:06,600 who were trying to turn you into a whore! 1609 01:25:06,700 --> 01:25:07,800 We have to get the fuck out of here. 1610 01:25:07,900 --> 01:25:10,000 You know, for such a sweet girl, Rebecca, 1611 01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:12,400 you hang out with some people with very questionable 1612 01:25:12,500 --> 01:25:13,600 morals and values. 1613 01:25:16,700 --> 01:25:17,600 Like you. 1614 01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:27,200 Come on, Eric! 1615 01:25:35,200 --> 01:25:37,200 Gosh... darn... 1616 01:25:37,300 --> 01:25:38,500 sinner! 1617 01:25:41,900 --> 01:25:43,100 Oh! 1618 01:25:44,900 --> 01:25:46,300 Oh! 1619 01:25:48,700 --> 01:25:50,700 Oh, my God, get up, come on, get up! 1620 01:25:50,700 --> 01:25:52,400 Jezebel! 1621 01:26:12,900 --> 01:26:14,500 Oh, God... 1622 01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:20,900 I knew I should have went to see Willie Aames. 1623 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:24,000 What... what the fuck is he talking about? 1624 01:26:24,100 --> 01:26:27,100 She's going to be so disappointed in me... 1625 01:26:42,700 --> 01:26:44,400 It's all right. 1626 01:26:44,500 --> 01:26:46,900 It's over now. 1627 01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:48,600 It's not quite over... 1628 01:26:50,100 --> 01:26:51,700 ... yet. 1629 01:27:13,600 --> 01:27:15,900 I've been wanting to do that for so long. 1630 01:27:17,300 --> 01:27:18,600 Mother! 1631 01:27:20,700 --> 01:27:21,900 Dear... 1632 01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:25,800 can you get away from the pervert so I can finish? 1633 01:27:25,900 --> 01:27:27,800 Finish what? 1634 01:27:27,900 --> 01:27:30,400 Clearing your path. 1635 01:27:30,500 --> 01:27:32,300 Oh, come now, dear. 1636 01:27:32,400 --> 01:27:34,800 Did you really think that I wouldn't notice? 1637 01:27:34,900 --> 01:27:36,100 I know. 1638 01:27:36,200 --> 01:27:38,200 Mothers always know. 1639 01:27:38,300 --> 01:27:39,300 No... 1640 01:27:39,400 --> 01:27:42,700 Oh, my poor sweet Rebecca. 1641 01:27:42,800 --> 01:27:44,400 The way your face lit up when they announced 1642 01:27:44,400 --> 01:27:47,800 that flesh-fest was being filmed not far from here. 1643 01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:49,400 These girls holes. 1644 01:27:49,500 --> 01:27:51,000 Now that's what's in danger. 1645 01:27:53,600 --> 01:27:57,300 Luke chapter 13, verse three. 1646 01:27:57,400 --> 01:28:00,500 "I tell you no, but unless you repent, 1647 01:28:00,600 --> 01:28:04,200 you will all perish in the same way." 1648 01:28:04,300 --> 01:28:06,100 Don't you see now? 1649 01:28:06,200 --> 01:28:08,300 Todd and I knew you that you were being influenced 1650 01:28:08,400 --> 01:28:10,400 by your friends and the media. 1651 01:28:10,500 --> 01:28:12,800 It was the devil's work. 1652 01:28:12,800 --> 01:28:14,400 We had to make you see the light 1653 01:28:14,500 --> 01:28:17,100 while your soul was still pure. 1654 01:28:17,200 --> 01:28:19,900 That's when I asked God what my next step had to be. 1655 01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:22,400 Remove the temptation. 1656 01:28:22,400 --> 01:28:26,200 Eliminate any possibility of your being forced 1657 01:28:26,300 --> 01:28:27,500 to commit unspeakable acts. 1658 01:28:30,900 --> 01:28:32,800 Oh, my God! 1659 01:28:32,900 --> 01:28:34,100 First, the bodyguard. 1660 01:28:43,200 --> 01:28:45,700 He was easily swayed by the promise of sin. 1661 01:28:47,300 --> 01:28:49,200 Next was a girl who had already given in 1662 01:28:49,200 --> 01:28:50,600 to otherworldly pleasures. 1663 01:28:52,400 --> 01:28:55,100 Followed by that pint-sized minion of Satan. 1664 01:28:55,100 --> 01:28:57,200 - Wong gendeng! - Whoo! 1665 01:28:57,300 --> 01:28:59,100 Oh! 1666 01:28:59,200 --> 01:29:00,700 Who was given to me as a sacrifice 1667 01:29:00,700 --> 01:29:02,400 by that despicable man... 1668 01:29:02,500 --> 01:29:04,500 Fuck this! 1669 01:29:04,600 --> 01:29:06,600 ... who then took his own life! 1670 01:29:06,700 --> 01:29:07,700 See you later... 1671 01:29:07,800 --> 01:29:10,000 shithead! 1672 01:29:11,100 --> 01:29:13,100 That was you? 1673 01:29:16,500 --> 01:29:18,400 Oh, my God! 1674 01:29:18,500 --> 01:29:20,300 Beet and Sal are dead... 1675 01:29:27,200 --> 01:29:28,400 Great. 1676 01:29:28,500 --> 01:29:30,400 There goes my fucking check. 1677 01:29:34,500 --> 01:29:38,800 "Then the lust, when it conceives, bears sin 1678 01:29:38,900 --> 01:29:41,900 "and the sin when it is full grown 1679 01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:44,900 brings forth death." 1680 01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:48,400 James chapter one, verse 1 5. 1681 01:29:50,300 --> 01:29:51,800 So you see. 1682 01:29:55,500 --> 01:29:57,100 He simply must die. 1683 01:30:11,500 --> 01:30:13,000 Oh, God... 1684 01:30:16,300 --> 01:30:17,900 Die, you psycho bitch! 1685 01:30:37,300 --> 01:30:41,000 God, why hast thou forsaken me?! 1686 01:30:41,100 --> 01:30:43,100 Why don't you ask him yourself?! 1687 01:30:56,100 --> 01:30:58,000 Hey, come on, come on, we need to go get help, okay? 1688 01:31:07,200 --> 01:31:09,000 Eat dirt, bitch! 1689 01:31:11,600 --> 01:31:12,800 Holy shit. 1690 01:31:19,900 --> 01:31:22,900 Darren, what the hell has happened here? 1691 01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:25,200 I'll put it in my report. 1692 01:31:30,400 --> 01:31:33,500 About that move. 1693 01:31:33,600 --> 01:31:35,100 You've been holding out on me. 1694 01:31:35,200 --> 01:31:37,400 I wrestled a little bit in college. 1695 01:31:37,500 --> 01:31:38,500 Yeah. 1696 01:31:38,600 --> 01:31:41,000 I guess I never seen it done on a woman before. 1697 01:31:41,100 --> 01:31:43,200 You can ask my ex-wife about that sometime. 1698 01:31:44,600 --> 01:31:46,800 We got a multiple homicide at... 1699 01:31:46,800 --> 01:31:50,600 Manatee Creek, 16301 Johnston. 1700 01:31:50,700 --> 01:31:53,200 We're going to need EVAC. 1701 01:31:53,200 --> 01:31:54,900 Four ambulances. 1702 01:31:57,500 --> 01:31:58,800 A couple of body bags. 1703 01:32:13,400 --> 01:32:15,100 Look at this thing, Darren. 1704 01:32:15,100 --> 01:32:16,800 It's been modified. 1705 01:32:16,900 --> 01:32:18,000 Modified? 1706 01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:19,200 Yeah, modified for a woman. 1707 01:32:19,200 --> 01:32:20,900 This is hollowed-out aluminum, 1708 01:32:20,900 --> 01:32:22,500 Iike a baseball bat with a sharp edge. 1709 01:32:22,600 --> 01:32:23,700 Look at this. 1710 01:32:31,100 --> 01:32:32,300 Please help... 1711 01:32:32,400 --> 01:32:33,600 my mother. 1712 01:32:33,700 --> 01:32:35,700 I know what what she did was wrong... 1713 01:32:37,100 --> 01:32:38,800 Damn you, harlot! 1714 01:32:41,000 --> 01:32:42,800 Ashes to ashes, bitch! 1715 01:32:46,100 --> 01:32:47,500 Whoa! 1716 01:32:50,900 --> 01:32:53,000 Whoa, forget the ambulances, we need a fire truck. 1717 01:34:33,400 --> 01:34:36,600 I'm so happy to be in Crazy Girls Unlimited. 1718 01:34:39,000 --> 01:34:40,500 I'm a crazy girl. 1719 01:34:44,000 --> 01:34:45,800 Crazy girls! 1720 01:34:47,400 --> 01:34:51,200 I love Crazy Girls Unlimited. 1721 01:34:51,300 --> 01:34:53,100 Ladies, step in and give him a belly rub. 1722 01:34:55,600 --> 01:34:57,900 Hey! 1723 01:34:58,000 --> 01:34:59,100 I can rub some. 1724 01:34:59,200 --> 01:35:01,500 man: We don't need you to talk. 1725 01:35:01,500 --> 01:35:03,200 Crazy Girls! 1726 01:35:03,300 --> 01:35:05,200 Unlimited. 1727 01:35:07,100 --> 01:35:09,000 Whoo! 1728 01:35:10,100 --> 01:35:13,600 Tell me Sheriff, do you watch Crazy Girls videos? 1729 01:35:13,600 --> 01:35:16,000 Well, you know what they say, Holly. 1730 01:35:16,100 --> 01:35:18,900 One man's trash is another man's treasure. 1731 01:35:19,000 --> 01:35:22,500 ## 1732 01:35:22,600 --> 01:35:24,600 As you can plainly see, 1733 01:35:24,700 --> 01:35:28,000 these three gorgeous girls are throwing down on me. 1734 01:35:28,100 --> 01:35:31,100 I'd rather them going down on me. 1735 01:35:31,100 --> 01:35:34,600 Our savior rose from the dead... 1736 01:35:34,600 --> 01:35:37,800 And these girls could raise anything, 1737 01:35:37,800 --> 01:35:40,000 including the dead. 1738 01:35:40,100 --> 01:35:45,800 I am praying for a $1,000 angel. 1739 01:35:47,400 --> 01:35:49,300 What kind of angel are you? 1740 01:35:49,400 --> 01:35:51,300 I'm the angel of the tits. 1741 01:35:51,300 --> 01:35:54,500 And then in the Garden of Eden, 1742 01:35:54,600 --> 01:35:56,000 the snake said... 1743 01:35:56,100 --> 01:35:59,700 Put your ass in the air and touch your toes. 1744 01:35:59,800 --> 01:36:01,700 Hallelujah! 1745 01:36:01,800 --> 01:36:03,400 Open your wallet. 1746 01:36:03,500 --> 01:36:05,000 Pick up the phone 1747 01:36:05,100 --> 01:36:07,900 and call the number below and say... 1748 01:36:07,900 --> 01:36:09,400 Fuck you, Dominic! 1749 01:36:09,500 --> 01:36:11,400 Jesus saves and-- 1750 01:36:11,500 --> 01:36:13,400 Jesus does save. 1751 01:36:13,500 --> 01:36:16,200 He's saving all that money you're sending to me 1752 01:36:16,300 --> 01:36:18,400 and I'm spending it probably on little boys, 1753 01:36:18,500 --> 01:36:19,900 if you know what I'm saying. 1754 01:36:20,000 --> 01:36:22,300 ## 1755 01:36:33,300 --> 01:36:34,500 I've got a boner. 1756 01:36:34,600 --> 01:36:36,000 Sound rolling. 1757 01:36:36,100 --> 01:36:38,100 man: 107D, take one, soft sticks. 1758 01:36:38,100 --> 01:36:39,700 Action. 1759 01:36:39,800 --> 01:36:42,800 Action... happy leprechaun. 1760 01:36:42,800 --> 01:36:44,000 man: Now look at their tits. 1761 01:36:44,000 --> 01:36:45,100 Look at your tits. 1762 01:36:45,100 --> 01:36:46,700 man: No, look at them, really look at their tits. 1763 01:36:46,800 --> 01:36:48,000 Oh, look at those. 1764 01:36:48,000 --> 01:36:49,700 Whoo, whoa! 1765 01:36:49,800 --> 01:36:51,900 - man: I got a lot of hos. - Oh, I got a lot of hos. 1766 01:36:52,000 --> 01:36:54,600 - man: Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! 1767 01:36:54,600 --> 01:36:57,300 - man: We're Crazy Girls! - We're the Crazy Girls! 1768 01:36:57,400 --> 01:36:58,800 man: Girls say that. 1769 01:36:58,900 --> 01:37:01,600 - Trick or treat. - Trick or treat. 1770 01:37:01,700 --> 01:37:04,000 Oh, tits. 1771 01:37:05,500 --> 01:37:06,800 Bless the America. 1772 01:37:06,900 --> 01:37:08,300 man: All right, Beetlejuice, now be nasty. 1773 01:37:08,300 --> 01:37:10,100 Ooh, nasty! 1774 01:38:24,400 --> 01:38:26,000 Excuse me, I need a piss. 1775 01:38:31,200 --> 01:38:32,700 Can we get those body bags over here? 1776 01:38:34,600 --> 01:38:36,900 I think I love you. 1777 01:38:36,900 --> 01:38:38,100 Oh... 1778 01:38:45,200 --> 01:38:46,700 It's good to be the King. 1779 01:38:46,700 --> 01:38:49,200 Is this serious? 1780 01:38:49,200 --> 01:38:52,400 You pile-drive people and you take my girl? 1781 01:38:52,500 --> 01:38:54,100 What is this? 1782 01:38:54,100 --> 01:38:55,300 Shut up. 1783 01:43:25,400 --> 01:43:26,900 Show me your tits! 119226