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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:27,442 --> 00:01:29,319 - In case you were wondering 3 00:01:29,419 --> 00:01:31,136 how I wound up in this farcical situation, 4 00:01:32,447 --> 00:01:33,564 let me catch you up. 5 00:01:40,889 --> 00:01:43,641 My name is Barbra Dolly Brennan. 6 00:01:43,741 --> 00:01:47,445 My parents named me after Barbra Streisand and Dolly Parton, 7 00:01:47,545 --> 00:01:50,347 their favorite singers. 8 00:01:50,447 --> 00:01:53,250 I'm a cosplayer, model, blogger, and fitness goddess. 9 00:01:53,350 --> 00:01:54,585 What is that, you ask? 10 00:01:54,685 --> 00:01:56,520 What are you, a hermit? 11 00:01:56,620 --> 00:01:59,623 It means I spend my days doing selfies, posing, 12 00:01:59,723 --> 00:02:04,261 and doing endless videos of my ass doing squats. 13 00:02:04,361 --> 00:02:05,361 Endless squats. 14 00:02:05,460 --> 00:02:06,564 Hundreds of squats. 15 00:02:06,664 --> 00:02:08,432 Thousands of squats. 16 00:02:08,532 --> 00:02:11,102 You can find me at Breaking underscore Barbi. 17 00:02:11,202 --> 00:02:15,739 Sounds easy but it's actually really hard. 18 00:02:15,839 --> 00:02:17,441 It means that anything I do 19 00:02:17,541 --> 00:02:20,478 suddenly turns into a photo shoot, a video opp, 20 00:02:20,578 --> 00:02:22,546 or an opportunity for a collab. 21 00:02:22,646 --> 00:02:26,650 This type of work comes with a major downside, 22 00:02:26,750 --> 00:02:27,750 meeting a nice guy. 23 00:02:27,849 --> 00:02:30,154 You have to be choosy, you know. 24 00:02:30,254 --> 00:02:32,890 I mean, like, what if I'm seen with a guy 25 00:02:32,990 --> 00:02:36,594 that doesn't even have at least 10,000 followers? 26 00:02:36,694 --> 00:02:38,662 That would be unthinkable. 27 00:02:38,762 --> 00:02:40,397 I have my reputation. 28 00:02:40,497 --> 00:02:42,800 And then I met Jake. 29 00:02:42,900 --> 00:02:45,585 250,000 followers. 30 00:02:46,621 --> 00:02:47,638 - Plenty of water. 31 00:02:49,006 --> 00:02:51,642 Got the first aid kit in case of any emergency. 32 00:02:51,742 --> 00:02:53,176 Got bandages. - OMG, he is 33 00:02:53,276 --> 00:02:54,711 so fire. - Ointment, wet wipes. 34 00:02:54,811 --> 00:02:56,568 Food rations. - I wonder how many hash tags 35 00:02:56,668 --> 00:02:57,830 I can fit into this post. 36 00:02:59,534 --> 00:03:00,885 - Sunscreen. 37 00:03:00,985 --> 00:03:02,386 Lip ointment. 38 00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:03,921 Antibacterial gel. 39 00:03:04,021 --> 00:03:05,623 Flashlight. 40 00:03:05,723 --> 00:03:07,879 - He asked me to go hiking with him 41 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:08,979 on our first date. 42 00:03:13,515 --> 00:03:14,515 I just can't even. 43 00:03:42,811 --> 00:03:44,461 - Antibacterial gel. 44 00:03:44,561 --> 00:03:45,596 Flashlight. 45 00:03:45,696 --> 00:03:46,696 Compass. 46 00:03:51,419 --> 00:03:52,452 Extra battery. 47 00:03:53,555 --> 00:03:54,772 Security blanket. 48 00:03:54,872 --> 00:03:56,674 - He's so into this! - Rope and tackle. 49 00:03:56,774 --> 00:03:58,292 - Look at all those 50 00:03:58,392 --> 00:03:59,392 cute things he brought. 51 00:03:59,491 --> 00:04:02,246 - And most importantly, a radio and GPS tracker 52 00:04:02,346 --> 00:04:03,514 so we can't get lost 53 00:04:03,614 --> 00:04:05,612 and we can call for help in case of an emergency. 54 00:04:05,712 --> 00:04:07,429 - I totes need a selfie. 55 00:04:07,529 --> 00:04:08,529 Oh, like right now. 56 00:04:08,628 --> 00:04:09,628 - Selfie. 57 00:04:11,373 --> 00:04:12,590 - My turn. - Jessica will be 58 00:04:12,690 --> 00:04:14,530 totally jelly when she sees me with this guy. 59 00:04:16,411 --> 00:04:18,008 - All right, I think that's everything. 60 00:04:18,108 --> 00:04:19,108 You ready? 61 00:04:19,207 --> 00:04:20,925 - You better believe it. 62 00:04:21,025 --> 00:04:22,025 - Yep. 63 00:04:22,124 --> 00:04:23,242 - You wanna do a last check? 64 00:04:23,342 --> 00:04:24,820 We're gonna be up there for a while. 65 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:26,717 - I have everything I need 66 00:04:26,817 --> 00:04:27,817 right here, baby. 67 00:04:27,916 --> 00:04:28,916 Don't need this. 68 00:04:29,015 --> 00:04:31,324 Lip gloss, headset, mud mask. 69 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,761 And a little something for the hot tub. 70 00:04:40,335 --> 00:04:41,335 - I'm good. 71 00:04:41,434 --> 00:04:43,536 - All right, let's do this. 72 00:04:45,874 --> 00:04:46,874 73 00:04:50,427 --> 00:04:52,879 - Did I tell her how cute she looks? 74 00:04:54,416 --> 00:04:57,668 - Hey, can I, can I put my keys on you? 75 00:04:57,768 --> 00:04:58,918 - Yeah, sure. 76 00:05:28,350 --> 00:05:29,867 I'm glad you swiped right. 77 00:05:29,967 --> 00:05:33,570 It's really hard to find girls that like to free-climb. 78 00:05:33,670 --> 00:05:35,866 - What the hell is he talking about? 79 00:05:35,966 --> 00:05:38,742 Oh, my profile. 80 00:05:38,842 --> 00:05:41,745 I thought free-climbing was some sort of sex thing. 81 00:05:41,845 --> 00:05:43,781 Well, when the app asked for what level, 82 00:05:43,881 --> 00:05:46,016 I obviously wrote expert. 83 00:05:46,116 --> 00:05:47,116 Gosh. 84 00:05:53,375 --> 00:05:54,375 - Oh. 85 00:05:55,543 --> 00:05:57,761 This is pretty hardcore, even for me. 86 00:05:57,861 --> 00:05:59,630 - Wait, is he serious? 87 00:05:59,730 --> 00:06:01,607 I thought we were gonna take some cute selfies 88 00:06:01,707 --> 00:06:02,749 and go back to his place. 89 00:06:03,952 --> 00:06:05,919 - We could've started with something simpler, 90 00:06:06,019 --> 00:06:08,419 but I mean, I'm sure at your level this is a piece of cake. 91 00:06:08,990 --> 00:06:10,507 - Way to go, Barbs. 92 00:06:10,607 --> 00:06:11,965 You're gonna get yourself killed. 93 00:06:15,546 --> 00:06:16,863 Was that a pterodactyl? 94 00:06:17,866 --> 00:06:19,850 OMG, I'm so gonna die. 95 00:06:19,950 --> 00:06:22,052 I mean, anything can happen out there. 96 00:06:22,152 --> 00:06:23,870 I can be eaten by a bear, fall of a cliff, 97 00:06:23,970 --> 00:06:27,073 butt-raped by aliens, dragged away by wolves, anything! 98 00:06:27,909 --> 00:06:29,126 - Let's go. 99 00:06:29,226 --> 00:06:31,146 - And I just got these shoes. 100 00:06:32,647 --> 00:06:34,580 Ugh, just look at that butt. 101 00:06:35,717 --> 00:06:38,017 He definitely doesn't skip leg day. 102 00:06:41,623 --> 00:06:42,889 Totally worth it. 103 00:06:43,792 --> 00:06:44,792 - No sweat. 104 00:06:44,891 --> 00:06:47,811 - I hope he eats pineapple. 105 00:07:12,687 --> 00:07:16,573 - Aw, that's so sweet. 106 00:07:16,673 --> 00:07:18,658 She's going slow and waiting for me. 107 00:07:20,462 --> 00:07:22,128 - Aw, he's so sweet. 108 00:07:29,637 --> 00:07:31,522 OMG, it is pineapple! 109 00:07:31,622 --> 00:07:32,622 Mm! 110 00:07:44,085 --> 00:07:45,922 - I can't wait to invite her 111 00:07:46,022 --> 00:07:47,022 to my mansion in Hawaii. 112 00:07:47,589 --> 00:07:49,146 - This isn't so bad, 113 00:07:49,246 --> 00:07:51,975 but I could totally go for a latte right now. 114 00:07:52,075 --> 00:07:54,032 - You know, I'm gonna slow down 115 00:07:54,132 --> 00:07:55,512 and let her get ahead of me, 116 00:07:55,612 --> 00:07:57,230 so if she falls I can catch her. 117 00:08:01,769 --> 00:08:04,170 Everything about her is perfect. 118 00:08:05,740 --> 00:08:07,977 - I hope there's a Starbucks up there 119 00:08:08,077 --> 00:08:09,077 or something. 120 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:14,477 - I can see myself spending 121 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:16,682 the rest of my life with this girl. 122 00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:30,062 - Phew, almost at the top. 123 00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:36,068 Sure hope we're not going down that way. 124 00:08:37,939 --> 00:08:38,939 - Whew! 125 00:08:54,822 --> 00:08:55,822 Jake? 126 00:08:56,991 --> 00:08:59,009 There's no signal up here. 127 00:08:59,109 --> 00:09:00,109 Jake? 128 00:09:02,864 --> 00:09:03,864 Jake? 129 00:09:08,136 --> 00:09:09,136 Jake? 130 00:09:09,235 --> 00:09:10,435 What are you doing down there? 131 00:09:25,053 --> 00:09:27,920 Ugh, there's no signal up here! 132 00:09:29,157 --> 00:09:30,157 Ugh. 133 00:09:32,293 --> 00:09:34,545 - Maybe there's some signal, 134 00:09:34,645 --> 00:09:37,129 mm, over here. 135 00:09:55,065 --> 00:09:56,065 Jake? 136 00:09:59,354 --> 00:10:00,354 Are you okay? 137 00:10:17,338 --> 00:10:18,338 - O! 138 00:10:18,822 --> 00:10:19,822 O! 139 00:10:20,157 --> 00:10:21,157 M! 140 00:10:21,858 --> 00:10:22,858 M! 141 00:10:23,260 --> 00:10:24,260 G! 142 00:10:24,795 --> 00:10:25,795 G! 143 00:10:33,888 --> 00:10:36,873 Did I just kill the hottest guy ever? 144 00:10:36,973 --> 00:10:38,131 I didn't know about the rock. 145 00:10:38,231 --> 00:10:39,709 I mean, I didn't put the rock there. 146 00:10:39,809 --> 00:10:41,167 The rock, who put the rock there? 147 00:10:41,267 --> 00:10:42,465 Like, Mother Nature and stuff. 148 00:10:42,565 --> 00:10:43,565 It's not my fault. 149 00:10:43,664 --> 00:10:44,664 I didn't do it. 150 00:10:44,763 --> 00:10:45,763 It's not me. 151 00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:46,862 I would never do that. 152 00:11:03,251 --> 00:11:05,002 Now I'm totally lost. 153 00:11:05,102 --> 00:11:08,205 No signal, no date, no food, no water. 154 00:11:08,305 --> 00:11:11,724 Didn't see this bag of dicks coming straight at my face. 155 00:11:13,227 --> 00:11:15,012 This is insane! 156 00:11:15,112 --> 00:11:18,014 I can't believe I'm out here. 157 00:11:18,114 --> 00:11:21,066 And the worst part is I can't upload these amazing selfies. 158 00:11:22,403 --> 00:11:26,023 Why don't they put cell towers out here or something? 159 00:11:26,123 --> 00:11:29,059 Ugh, ugh, like, no signal anywhere. 160 00:11:32,395 --> 00:11:34,364 I mean, if you're gonna be banished up here, 161 00:11:34,464 --> 00:11:37,167 you're gonna wind up dead anyway soon, right? 162 00:11:37,267 --> 00:11:38,267 Figures. 163 00:11:42,490 --> 00:11:45,291 I bet all my friends are worried sick about me. 164 00:11:48,196 --> 00:11:49,196 It's not bad. 165 00:11:49,295 --> 00:11:51,114 It could be worse, right? 166 00:11:51,214 --> 00:11:53,432 I mean, like, I'm getting back to nature. 167 00:11:55,103 --> 00:11:57,336 I'm becoming like zen and stuff. 168 00:11:58,506 --> 00:12:02,308 Ugh, my feet are killing me. 169 00:12:04,112 --> 00:12:06,163 Wow, this is a great location for squat videos. 170 00:12:06,263 --> 00:12:07,698 I mean, look at this place. 171 00:12:07,798 --> 00:12:10,249 I can totally make so much content here. 172 00:12:23,297 --> 00:12:24,297 Oh, oh no. 173 00:12:24,396 --> 00:12:25,396 Oh no, oh no, oh no. 174 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,284 Oh god. 175 00:12:27,384 --> 00:12:29,152 I hope there's like some, 176 00:12:29,252 --> 00:12:30,887 some signal up here. 177 00:12:30,987 --> 00:12:32,122 There's no way, oh, no way. 178 00:12:32,222 --> 00:12:35,192 This is, this is not happening to me. 179 00:12:35,292 --> 00:12:37,894 No, this is not happening to me right now. 180 00:12:37,994 --> 00:12:40,430 Come on, signal, come on, come on! 181 00:12:40,530 --> 00:12:42,999 God, oh god, this can't be! 182 00:12:43,099 --> 00:12:45,518 Oh, oh, I'm not, no! 183 00:12:47,021 --> 00:12:48,021 Oh! 184 00:12:48,305 --> 00:12:50,173 Body, you can't do this to me right now! 185 00:12:50,273 --> 00:12:53,076 Oh goodness, oh, oh, oh! 186 00:12:53,176 --> 00:12:54,511 How did the savages do it? 187 00:12:54,611 --> 00:12:55,611 Oh! 188 00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:57,477 I'm not gonna be like a barbarian, 189 00:12:57,577 --> 00:13:00,050 but I don't think I have any choice. 190 00:13:00,150 --> 00:13:01,418 Oh, what am I gonna do? 191 00:13:01,518 --> 00:13:03,386 Toilet paper, mm! 192 00:13:03,486 --> 00:13:04,486 Leaves. 193 00:13:07,108 --> 00:13:10,060 Okay, okay, maybe I could use some of these. 194 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:11,161 Right here, okay. 195 00:13:11,261 --> 00:13:12,963 Now, now I need to find a spot. 196 00:13:13,063 --> 00:13:14,063 Oh! 197 00:13:14,297 --> 00:13:15,365 I can't wait any longer! 198 00:13:15,465 --> 00:13:17,334 Oh, I need a spot, oh! 199 00:13:17,434 --> 00:13:18,434 What about right here? 200 00:13:18,533 --> 00:13:19,533 Yes, this looks fine. 201 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,632 Okay, all right. 202 00:13:20,731 --> 00:13:21,731 Pants down. 203 00:13:21,830 --> 00:13:22,830 Okay. 204 00:13:35,369 --> 00:13:37,102 Oh, that's so good. 205 00:13:38,439 --> 00:13:39,439 Woo! 206 00:13:39,623 --> 00:13:40,623 Yes. 207 00:13:41,258 --> 00:13:42,258 Woo! 208 00:13:42,357 --> 00:13:44,261 My pants feel looser now! 209 00:13:44,361 --> 00:13:46,478 Oh, I feel so cleansed. 210 00:13:49,283 --> 00:13:51,434 I guess it's not such a bad day after all. 211 00:13:51,534 --> 00:13:53,003 Feel so fresh. 212 00:14:05,967 --> 00:14:08,885 I once saw some TV show about this guy in the woods and junk 213 00:14:08,985 --> 00:14:11,537 and he would just find stuff that would help him survive. 214 00:14:13,474 --> 00:14:15,292 I wish I paid attention to it, 215 00:14:15,392 --> 00:14:17,194 but he was like so hot 216 00:14:17,294 --> 00:14:19,411 and I really didn't understand a word he said. 217 00:14:20,448 --> 00:14:23,115 Hm, I wonder if I could find him out here. 218 00:14:24,151 --> 00:14:25,368 Maybe I could get a ride. 219 00:14:25,468 --> 00:14:28,438 He's always got like a helicopter or something. 220 00:14:28,538 --> 00:14:31,041 Ew, is that a spider? 221 00:14:31,141 --> 00:14:32,275 I hate spiders! 222 00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:35,278 Ugh, this place so needs a cleaning! 223 00:14:35,378 --> 00:14:38,348 Where are the park maids? 224 00:14:38,448 --> 00:14:39,448 Ew! 225 00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:41,384 I hate this place! 226 00:14:41,484 --> 00:14:42,635 I hate nature! 227 00:14:45,539 --> 00:14:47,290 I wonder if this place has bears in it. 228 00:14:47,390 --> 00:14:49,626 I mean, it looks like a bear place, 229 00:14:49,726 --> 00:14:52,529 and if I was a bear, I'd totally hang out here. 230 00:14:52,629 --> 00:14:56,266 Hey, is this where the WeHo Bear Club hangs out? 231 00:14:56,366 --> 00:14:57,534 What the! 232 00:14:57,634 --> 00:14:59,903 - You're gonna burn in hell for what you did! 233 00:15:01,671 --> 00:15:04,140 - Three years cardio kickboxing! 234 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,376 - Whoa, cool your jets, turbo. 235 00:15:06,476 --> 00:15:09,613 I, uh, was looking for someone else. 236 00:15:09,713 --> 00:15:11,230 Gonna need this for later. 237 00:15:15,569 --> 00:15:18,421 - You gonna kill some peanut butter sandwiches with that? 238 00:15:18,521 --> 00:15:19,521 - I lost my weapon. 239 00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:20,940 I woke up and it was gone, okay? 240 00:15:22,176 --> 00:15:23,442 I'm looking for someone. 241 00:15:24,478 --> 00:15:26,062 - Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, 242 00:15:26,162 --> 00:15:28,039 whoa whoa whoa, I totally found him like that. 243 00:15:28,139 --> 00:15:29,417 He was at the bottom of the hill 244 00:15:29,517 --> 00:15:31,634 and the blood and the rock was already on top of him 245 00:15:31,734 --> 00:15:33,970 and I was totally gonna go down there and help him out, 246 00:15:34,070 --> 00:15:35,867 but you know, I'm wearing high-heel sneakers 247 00:15:35,967 --> 00:15:37,605 and I can't go down there-- - Found who? 248 00:15:37,959 --> 00:15:38,959 - Nobody. 249 00:15:40,094 --> 00:15:42,412 Are you the police? 250 00:15:42,512 --> 00:15:44,312 - Police. 251 00:15:44,481 --> 00:15:45,481 No. 252 00:15:45,582 --> 00:15:48,451 I'm Homeland Security. 253 00:15:50,453 --> 00:15:51,453 - Oh. 254 00:15:52,573 --> 00:15:53,573 Whew. 255 00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,265 What happened to your head? 256 00:16:02,365 --> 00:16:03,365 - It's nothing. 257 00:16:05,686 --> 00:16:07,152 I'm looking for someone. 258 00:16:11,025 --> 00:16:12,324 Have you seen this woman? 259 00:16:14,061 --> 00:16:17,714 - That is the worst selfie I have ever seen. 260 00:16:17,814 --> 00:16:19,416 You need to learn better angles. 261 00:16:19,516 --> 00:16:22,485 You can make yourself look about 10 pounds lighter. 262 00:16:22,585 --> 00:16:23,586 And you need a 263 00:16:32,313 --> 00:16:34,965 filter too because I could totally see pores. 264 00:16:35,065 --> 00:16:36,382 - So you haven't seen her? 265 00:16:42,556 --> 00:16:43,655 - OMG! 266 00:16:46,427 --> 00:16:48,211 You get cellphone service out here? 267 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:49,795 Who is your carrier? 268 00:16:54,335 --> 00:16:55,418 - Nassau. 269 00:16:55,518 --> 00:16:57,087 - Are they good? 270 00:16:57,187 --> 00:16:58,187 - Stellar. 271 00:16:58,639 --> 00:17:00,357 Interstellar. 272 00:17:00,457 --> 00:17:03,426 - Because I can't get a single bar out here. 273 00:17:03,526 --> 00:17:05,495 Are their roaming rates okay? 274 00:17:05,595 --> 00:17:08,213 - Astronomical, but we're subsidized. 275 00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:10,649 - Wow. 276 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:13,720 - Excuse me. 277 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:21,344 - Hm? - Sir. 278 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,082 Agent Vicky is still MIA. 279 00:17:27,281 --> 00:17:28,485 The package is recovered. 280 00:17:28,585 --> 00:17:29,585 - Mm-hm. 281 00:17:29,684 --> 00:17:31,087 - I'm wounded but able. 282 00:17:31,187 --> 00:17:33,056 The situation-- 283 00:17:33,156 --> 00:17:34,424 Is FUBAR. 284 00:17:36,593 --> 00:17:38,461 No, no no no no no no. 285 00:17:38,561 --> 00:17:40,563 No, Bogley shot down the transport. 286 00:17:40,663 --> 00:17:43,366 Requesting recovery team. 287 00:17:43,466 --> 00:17:45,268 They are everywhere! 288 00:17:47,670 --> 00:17:48,738 Send in Agent Radcliff. 289 00:17:51,608 --> 00:17:52,791 Roger that, sir. 290 00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:58,815 - So I'm not in trouble? 291 00:17:58,915 --> 00:18:00,466 - Are you an illegal alien? 292 00:18:01,368 --> 00:18:03,620 Six eyes, tentacles? 293 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:04,720 - I'm from Texas. 294 00:18:05,673 --> 00:18:06,673 - Close enough. 295 00:18:10,478 --> 00:18:12,644 - I can't believe you get signal out here. 296 00:18:15,649 --> 00:18:17,816 I've been looking for signal for like an hour. 297 00:18:22,205 --> 00:18:23,922 God, I wish I had some water or something. 298 00:18:24,022 --> 00:18:25,642 You sound like you're totally choking. 299 00:18:28,344 --> 00:18:31,648 Oh, do you think if I get higher up the mountain, 300 00:18:31,748 --> 00:18:33,565 like I could get a signal there? 301 00:18:41,457 --> 00:18:42,592 You know what? 302 00:18:42,692 --> 00:18:44,052 Can I borrow your cellphone to... 303 00:18:47,314 --> 00:18:48,514 Hello? 304 00:18:49,717 --> 00:18:50,883 - So you haven't seen her? 305 00:18:51,719 --> 00:18:52,719 - No! 306 00:18:53,503 --> 00:18:54,686 Creepy much? 307 00:18:56,457 --> 00:18:57,574 Just like I need a, 308 00:18:57,674 --> 00:18:59,542 I need a new phone or something. 309 00:18:59,642 --> 00:19:00,692 This one's terrible. 310 00:19:15,643 --> 00:19:18,194 Hey, do you know how to 311 00:19:18,294 --> 00:19:19,294 get 312 00:19:19,696 --> 00:19:20,712 out of here? 313 00:19:42,369 --> 00:19:44,721 - I have like 3.4 million followers. 314 00:19:44,821 --> 00:19:47,557 I have millions of likes, collaborations, sponsorships. 315 00:19:47,657 --> 00:19:49,626 I spend all my time showing people 316 00:19:49,726 --> 00:19:51,677 what a perfect and sexy life I have. 317 00:19:54,415 --> 00:19:57,600 And I have no real friends. 318 00:19:57,700 --> 00:19:59,918 I don't have any real friends. 319 00:20:01,555 --> 00:20:03,573 I don't spend time with anyone. 320 00:20:03,673 --> 00:20:06,325 All my friends are social media friends. 321 00:20:07,895 --> 00:20:10,213 There is literally no one out there 322 00:20:10,313 --> 00:20:11,730 that gives a damn about me. 323 00:20:13,234 --> 00:20:14,884 If I don't upload for a few days, 324 00:20:14,984 --> 00:20:16,686 everyone will forget I even exist, 325 00:20:16,786 --> 00:20:19,756 and there is a new face already poised to take my place. 326 00:20:19,856 --> 00:20:20,856 Uh-huh. 327 00:20:20,955 --> 00:20:21,955 I hate Jessica! 328 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,742 Her makeup is always so on point! 329 00:20:24,912 --> 00:20:27,597 Well, sure she looks like ass in real life 330 00:20:27,697 --> 00:20:29,465 without all her filters. 331 00:20:29,565 --> 00:20:30,934 Totally met her at a meetup, 332 00:20:31,034 --> 00:20:33,670 and I laughed so hard when I saw her. 333 00:20:33,770 --> 00:20:34,886 What a dumb hoe. 334 00:20:36,257 --> 00:20:37,774 She shouldn't show her face in public 335 00:20:37,874 --> 00:20:40,510 when she uses all those tricks to make her skin all flawless 336 00:20:40,610 --> 00:20:43,780 and all those camera angles to make herself look all skinny. 337 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,282 She is a walking lie, 338 00:20:46,382 --> 00:20:49,352 and I can't even post that pic of me and Jake. 339 00:20:49,452 --> 00:20:50,653 R.I.P. 340 00:20:50,753 --> 00:20:51,837 He was so lit. 341 00:20:53,574 --> 00:20:56,392 I am so hungry. 342 00:20:56,492 --> 00:20:58,494 If I don't eat something like soon, 343 00:20:58,594 --> 00:21:00,830 I'll start losing all my booty gains. 344 00:21:00,930 --> 00:21:01,980 Bag of dicks. 345 00:21:04,718 --> 00:21:06,736 Oh, mushrooms. 346 00:21:06,836 --> 00:21:10,406 Non-GMO, gluten-free, and totally organic, right? 347 00:21:10,506 --> 00:21:12,275 I mean, you can't get much fresher 348 00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:14,326 than straight out of the forest, right? 349 00:21:15,496 --> 00:21:17,313 Smells like shiitake. 350 00:21:17,413 --> 00:21:19,449 I, I wish I could look it up. 351 00:21:19,549 --> 00:21:20,549 Dammit! 352 00:21:22,770 --> 00:21:24,654 Well, what if I just try one? 353 00:21:24,754 --> 00:21:27,423 I can always make myself throw up, right? 354 00:21:27,523 --> 00:21:28,925 I'm like great at vomit. 355 00:21:29,025 --> 00:21:30,593 I practiced in high school. 356 00:21:30,693 --> 00:21:32,895 No way Suzie Baker was gonna be thinner than me. 357 00:21:32,995 --> 00:21:34,513 That bitch. 358 00:21:40,621 --> 00:21:43,273 Hm, tastes pretty good. 359 00:21:43,373 --> 00:21:46,042 I'm like so paleo right now. 360 00:21:46,142 --> 00:21:48,827 Just like that raw vegan place I tried last month. 361 00:21:50,564 --> 00:21:53,899 Ugh, I'm like a total savage barbarian right now. 362 00:23:58,992 --> 00:23:59,992 - Oh! 363 00:24:02,629 --> 00:24:03,629 A unicorn. 364 00:24:07,067 --> 00:24:09,134 Take me to that rainbow. 365 00:24:55,665 --> 00:24:56,665 Whoa! 366 00:24:57,184 --> 00:24:58,617 Pretty colors! 367 00:25:04,740 --> 00:25:06,098 You're gonna get yourself killed! 368 00:25:11,198 --> 00:25:14,484 Do you know how to get to grandma's house? 369 00:25:14,584 --> 00:25:17,053 - I don't know where your grandma is. 370 00:25:20,790 --> 00:25:21,790 What's wrong with you? 371 00:25:21,889 --> 00:25:23,174 Did you eat something out here? 372 00:25:26,046 --> 00:25:27,046 Are you hungry? 373 00:25:27,145 --> 00:25:28,813 I have muffins and cookies. 374 00:25:31,919 --> 00:25:32,919 - Uh, 375 00:25:34,087 --> 00:25:35,287 I only 376 00:25:37,991 --> 00:25:39,942 eat gluten-free cookies. 377 00:25:40,042 --> 00:25:42,027 Give those to your grandma. 378 00:25:53,073 --> 00:25:54,172 - Um... 379 00:25:59,112 --> 00:26:02,198 - Hey Mister Wolf, did you see what I just saw? 380 00:26:02,298 --> 00:26:04,000 Was that Little Red Riding Hood? 381 00:26:04,100 --> 00:26:05,968 - It sure was, Barbi. 382 00:26:06,068 --> 00:26:08,571 - I think that was Little Red Riding Hood. 383 00:26:08,671 --> 00:26:10,006 What do you think? 384 00:26:10,106 --> 00:26:12,975 - You're far more delicious though. 385 00:26:47,810 --> 00:26:50,128 - Have you seen Agent Mahoney? 386 00:26:51,798 --> 00:26:53,816 Tall, bald, glasses. 387 00:26:53,916 --> 00:26:56,267 - The better to see me with! 388 00:27:21,361 --> 00:27:24,029 - They must have no vision in the pink spectrum! 389 00:28:23,223 --> 00:28:24,355 They can't see pink. 390 00:28:37,353 --> 00:28:39,430 Sir, I have discovered a fault in their technology. 391 00:28:53,019 --> 00:28:55,037 It can change the course of our whole battle. 392 00:28:56,588 --> 00:28:58,744 Alert Agent Radcliff that the aliens cannot see pink. 393 00:29:03,363 --> 00:29:04,763 - Oh, pretty! 394 00:29:23,016 --> 00:29:25,134 - Okay, I'm starting to suspect 395 00:29:25,234 --> 00:29:26,969 that those were not gluten-free mushrooms, 396 00:29:27,069 --> 00:29:29,004 because I haven't tripped balls like this 397 00:29:29,104 --> 00:29:31,273 since that weekend freshman year in the Hamptons 398 00:29:31,373 --> 00:29:34,025 when Jessica stole my first serious boyfriend. 399 00:29:35,495 --> 00:29:37,813 What was his name again? 400 00:29:37,913 --> 00:29:41,484 I mean, we were like totally destined to be together. 401 00:29:41,584 --> 00:29:43,886 He was so rough and tough, 402 00:29:43,986 --> 00:29:46,371 just like a hot barbarian. 403 00:29:47,374 --> 00:29:50,126 I would've given him so many followers, 404 00:29:50,226 --> 00:29:53,378 but he chose Jessica and all he got was herpes. 405 00:29:55,015 --> 00:29:57,199 OMG, is that him, 406 00:29:57,299 --> 00:29:58,416 what's-his-nuts? 407 00:29:59,586 --> 00:30:02,204 He looks so much better in a loincloth. 408 00:30:05,441 --> 00:30:07,325 Antibiotics do wonders. 409 00:30:11,364 --> 00:30:13,015 Check out this cute outfit. 410 00:30:13,115 --> 00:30:15,785 I have a sword, armored boobs! 411 00:30:15,885 --> 00:30:17,219 Looking good, Barbi. 412 00:30:20,155 --> 00:30:21,155 Hm. 413 00:30:22,542 --> 00:30:24,260 This looks sharp. 414 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:26,845 This hallucination is like so lit. 415 00:30:29,049 --> 00:30:30,366 That's right. 416 00:30:30,466 --> 00:30:32,066 Sploosh. 417 00:30:32,384 --> 00:30:34,660 You're gonna need a lot more water to put out this fire. 418 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:35,760 Mm-hm. 419 00:30:36,321 --> 00:30:38,318 - Man, my abs look amazing. 420 00:30:38,418 --> 00:30:40,295 - Why did we break up again? 421 00:30:40,395 --> 00:30:41,395 I totally can't remember. 422 00:30:43,363 --> 00:30:45,181 - I bet she wants me. 423 00:30:45,281 --> 00:30:47,078 - If this gets any hotter, 424 00:30:47,178 --> 00:30:48,350 I'm gonna need a boat. 425 00:30:50,686 --> 00:30:52,363 - Check it, uh-huh. 426 00:30:52,463 --> 00:30:54,456 Call that a sword? 427 00:30:54,556 --> 00:30:57,242 - I'll call it anything you want. 428 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:01,946 Wait, what just happened? 429 00:31:03,550 --> 00:31:04,934 - Mm, baby! 430 00:31:05,034 --> 00:31:06,272 - Wait, what? 431 00:31:08,203 --> 00:31:09,883 - Hail to the king. 432 00:31:11,091 --> 00:31:13,391 - Well this escalated quickly. 433 00:31:14,594 --> 00:31:16,060 Oh, he's serious. 434 00:31:18,231 --> 00:31:20,316 Maybe he means somebody back there. 435 00:31:20,416 --> 00:31:22,218 Nope, just me. 436 00:31:22,318 --> 00:31:24,620 Well, I didn't get all fantasy dressed up 437 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,889 for nothing, I guess. 438 00:31:26,989 --> 00:31:28,390 And I have this sword, 439 00:31:28,490 --> 00:31:31,276 so my brain must've known something like this would happen. 440 00:31:32,979 --> 00:31:35,231 - Gonna make her work for it. 441 00:31:36,430 --> 00:31:37,916 This chick's gonna ruin my pump! 442 00:31:39,252 --> 00:31:41,403 - Your pump looks just fine to me. 443 00:31:41,503 --> 00:31:42,504 I could totally take him. 444 00:31:45,708 --> 00:31:47,468 - She slapped my ass. 445 00:31:48,962 --> 00:31:50,212 I kinda like it. 446 00:31:50,312 --> 00:31:52,314 - Oh, we're still doing this. 447 00:31:54,750 --> 00:31:57,286 When did foreplay become so hard? 448 00:32:00,756 --> 00:32:02,913 - I knew I shouldn't have taken 449 00:32:03,013 --> 00:32:04,051 my pre-workout pill early. 450 00:32:05,761 --> 00:32:06,999 - I'm so glad 451 00:32:07,099 --> 00:32:08,257 I've been doing yoga classes. 452 00:32:08,357 --> 00:32:10,399 They really keep me nice and loose. 453 00:32:10,499 --> 00:32:11,901 I can totally hold my own. 454 00:32:12,001 --> 00:32:13,135 I always could. 455 00:32:13,235 --> 00:32:16,305 Not to mention I look amazing with this hand. 456 00:32:16,405 --> 00:32:18,562 - I wonder if she saw that lion 457 00:32:18,662 --> 00:32:19,662 that I killed last week. 458 00:32:19,761 --> 00:32:20,761 Oh, yeah. 459 00:32:22,344 --> 00:32:24,700 - What I love about this fantasy is that 460 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,049 Jessica would never look as good as I do in this. 461 00:32:27,149 --> 00:32:30,185 I mean, have you seen this hotness? 462 00:32:30,285 --> 00:32:32,441 - Man, that's a nice loincloth. 463 00:32:32,541 --> 00:32:34,019 I wonder if she's wearing underwear. 464 00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:35,119 Wait, am I? 465 00:32:36,476 --> 00:32:38,194 - This barbarian fantasy 466 00:32:38,294 --> 00:32:41,130 is so much better than the light show. 467 00:32:42,564 --> 00:32:43,565 Ha, gotcha! 468 00:32:43,665 --> 00:32:48,370 - But that was my favorite sword. 469 00:32:48,470 --> 00:32:49,470 Aw. 470 00:32:50,423 --> 00:32:51,489 I'm sad. 471 00:32:54,476 --> 00:32:56,011 - Oh come on! 472 00:32:56,111 --> 00:32:57,446 You're finished already? 473 00:32:57,546 --> 00:32:59,148 But I'm not done yet! 474 00:32:59,248 --> 00:33:01,485 - I don't wanna fight you anyway. 475 00:33:01,585 --> 00:33:03,262 - I can get your sword. 476 00:33:03,362 --> 00:33:04,879 It's like right there. - Stupid girl. 477 00:33:04,979 --> 00:33:07,255 - I'll give you a hand and everything. 478 00:33:07,355 --> 00:33:08,355 I'll go get it for you. 479 00:33:09,553 --> 00:33:10,553 Wait, come back! 480 00:33:10,652 --> 00:33:13,095 Ugh, it's like high school prom all over again 481 00:33:13,195 --> 00:33:15,497 except I'm not fat anymore. 482 00:33:15,597 --> 00:33:19,417 Ugh, things get rough and he goes crying to his mother. 483 00:33:21,354 --> 00:33:23,973 And now it's just me left behind with a rabbit 484 00:33:24,073 --> 00:33:25,323 and no batteries. 485 00:33:27,460 --> 00:33:29,411 Ugh, now I remember the problem. 486 00:33:29,511 --> 00:33:31,146 He's too into himself, 487 00:33:31,246 --> 00:33:33,048 all pump and no go. 488 00:33:33,148 --> 00:33:35,533 Jessica can totally keep him, blech. 489 00:33:36,703 --> 00:33:39,488 All those muscles spending hours at the gym, for what? 490 00:33:39,588 --> 00:33:40,622 And then he dumps me. 491 00:33:40,722 --> 00:33:41,722 Me! 492 00:33:42,157 --> 00:33:44,493 I mean, have you seen how hot I look now? 493 00:33:44,593 --> 00:33:47,062 Most people would hallucinate being a superhero 494 00:33:47,162 --> 00:33:48,297 or a ballerina. 495 00:33:48,397 --> 00:33:50,065 Me, oh no. 496 00:33:50,165 --> 00:33:53,335 What is my subconscious trying to tell me? 497 00:33:53,435 --> 00:33:54,435 Worst 498 00:33:54,603 --> 00:33:56,003 fantasy 499 00:33:56,371 --> 00:33:57,371 ever. 500 00:35:15,301 --> 00:35:16,301 - Pretty. 501 00:37:14,821 --> 00:37:17,021 - Why'd you pop my balloons? 502 00:37:18,491 --> 00:37:20,358 I'm gonna kill you, bitch! 503 00:37:21,327 --> 00:37:22,327 - Oh my god! 504 00:37:22,426 --> 00:37:23,812 Oh my god, oh my god! 505 00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:26,882 This cannot be my life! 506 00:37:26,982 --> 00:37:27,982 A monster, really? 507 00:37:28,081 --> 00:37:29,081 - Slow down, bitch! 508 00:37:30,752 --> 00:37:31,752 I'm tired! 509 00:37:31,851 --> 00:37:33,422 - Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! 510 00:37:41,963 --> 00:37:43,532 It's all right. 511 00:37:43,632 --> 00:37:44,866 You good? - Mm-hm. 512 00:37:44,966 --> 00:37:46,268 - We're good. 513 00:37:46,368 --> 00:37:47,368 We're good. 514 00:37:47,467 --> 00:37:48,467 Okay. 515 00:37:48,770 --> 00:37:51,455 Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! 516 00:37:54,827 --> 00:37:57,646 Oh my god, he's swinging an ax at me! 517 00:38:03,903 --> 00:38:06,504 - I'm gonna kill you, bitch! 518 00:38:07,707 --> 00:38:09,591 You're such a dead little bitch! 519 00:38:12,861 --> 00:38:14,263 You're such a dead little bitch! 520 00:38:21,854 --> 00:38:24,088 I'm gonna kill you, bitch! 521 00:38:28,795 --> 00:38:29,860 - Oh my god! 522 00:38:30,763 --> 00:38:32,381 Oh my god! 523 00:38:32,481 --> 00:38:36,351 - Where am I gonna get another balloon out here? 524 00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:38,719 - No! 525 00:38:38,818 --> 00:38:39,837 Leave me alone! 526 00:38:43,976 --> 00:38:47,829 - Where am I gonna get another balloon out here? 527 00:38:47,929 --> 00:38:50,881 - Party supply stores for clowns! 528 00:40:08,895 --> 00:40:10,194 - That was crazy. 529 00:40:12,498 --> 00:40:13,936 - Say a command. 530 00:40:14,036 --> 00:40:15,484 - Call home. 531 00:40:15,584 --> 00:40:17,786 - Hi, honey. - Honey, yeah. 532 00:40:17,886 --> 00:40:20,738 Hey so, I just pulled over to take a quick leak. 533 00:40:21,841 --> 00:40:22,841 Unbelievable. 534 00:40:22,940 --> 00:40:23,940 You wouldn't believe. 535 00:40:24,039 --> 00:40:25,894 There was a chick, a blonde chick, 536 00:40:25,994 --> 00:40:27,796 tripping balls out in the forest, 537 00:40:27,896 --> 00:40:29,998 like losing her freaking mind. 538 00:40:30,098 --> 00:40:32,701 - Drugs? - Yeah yeah, I know, right? 539 00:40:32,801 --> 00:40:33,801 Kids today. 540 00:40:33,900 --> 00:40:35,786 I mean, ugh, kids. 541 00:40:38,991 --> 00:40:40,809 - Oh no, why is he chasing me! 542 00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:19,780 - Shh! 543 00:41:44,724 --> 00:41:45,724 - Ow. 544 00:42:17,657 --> 00:42:18,657 What? 545 00:42:29,217 --> 00:42:30,217 Oh my god! 546 00:42:58,647 --> 00:42:59,647 Yes! 547 00:43:01,850 --> 00:43:02,850 Oh, yes! 548 00:43:04,003 --> 00:43:05,003 Oh! 549 00:44:54,829 --> 00:44:56,380 No no no no no no no! 550 00:44:57,950 --> 00:44:58,950 No! 551 00:45:01,220 --> 00:45:02,220 No! 552 00:45:04,457 --> 00:45:05,889 No, don't die! 553 00:45:09,428 --> 00:45:11,012 - Fresh and clean. 554 00:45:11,112 --> 00:45:14,182 Nothing like a morning shower in natural springwater. 555 00:45:14,282 --> 00:45:16,151 Is this what my parents were talking about 556 00:45:16,251 --> 00:45:18,987 when they lived in that hippie commune back in the '80s? 557 00:45:19,087 --> 00:45:21,923 I think they wore like jogging suits or something. 558 00:45:22,023 --> 00:45:24,159 Hm, something feels weird. 559 00:45:24,259 --> 00:45:26,995 Were there way too many minerals in the water? 560 00:45:27,095 --> 00:45:28,963 Maybe I need some lotion or something. 561 00:45:29,063 --> 00:45:30,365 My neck is feeling kinda itchy. 562 00:45:34,202 --> 00:45:35,437 Focus, Barbi. 563 00:45:35,537 --> 00:45:37,354 It's just all in your head. 564 00:45:38,491 --> 00:45:39,941 Maybe I didn't sleep off 565 00:45:40,041 --> 00:45:42,010 all the effects from those mushrooms. 566 00:45:42,110 --> 00:45:44,813 No, I'm definitely feeling something back there. 567 00:45:44,913 --> 00:45:46,114 Where's my mirror? 568 00:45:46,214 --> 00:45:47,264 Let's see. 569 00:45:49,335 --> 00:45:51,286 Are those my pores? 570 00:45:51,386 --> 00:45:52,386 Ugh! 571 00:45:52,887 --> 00:45:54,325 I totally need some new foundation. 572 00:45:54,425 --> 00:45:56,406 Maybe a waterproof one or something. 573 00:45:57,343 --> 00:46:00,144 Better, I mean, not bad for the savage wild. 574 00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:02,097 I wonder where I am. 575 00:46:02,197 --> 00:46:04,733 I've been walking nonstop for hours. 576 00:46:04,833 --> 00:46:06,231 I wish I was tracking my calories. 577 00:46:06,331 --> 00:46:09,319 My calorie burn must be off the charts. 578 00:46:11,357 --> 00:46:13,390 Ugh, what is this freaking itching! 579 00:46:15,227 --> 00:46:17,361 Did I touch some poison ivy or something? 580 00:46:18,297 --> 00:46:19,881 I have a photo shoot next week, 581 00:46:19,981 --> 00:46:21,316 and if I'm still alive, 582 00:46:21,416 --> 00:46:24,152 I can't have a rash I can't cover up with makeup. 583 00:46:24,252 --> 00:46:25,370 Wait, what the hell is this? 584 00:46:25,470 --> 00:46:28,138 Fuzzy, pointy, it's moving. 585 00:46:56,569 --> 00:46:57,569 Spider. 586 00:48:29,461 --> 00:48:31,295 - Oh, you're awake. 587 00:48:33,065 --> 00:48:34,065 - Yeah. 588 00:48:35,501 --> 00:48:37,452 What happened? 589 00:48:37,552 --> 00:48:38,552 - You slipped and fell. 590 00:48:38,651 --> 00:48:40,037 Lucky I was there to catch you. 591 00:48:41,507 --> 00:48:42,624 - Wow. 592 00:48:42,724 --> 00:48:44,392 I could've died. 593 00:48:44,492 --> 00:48:45,960 - Yeah, I know. 594 00:48:46,060 --> 00:48:48,445 Pretty amazing, right? 595 00:48:54,486 --> 00:48:55,486 Kenny Radcliff, ma'am. 596 00:48:55,585 --> 00:48:56,585 - Barbi Radcliff. 597 00:48:56,684 --> 00:48:57,684 I mean, Brennan. 598 00:49:00,274 --> 00:49:02,292 - Oh, sorry, I went through your bag. 599 00:49:04,163 --> 00:49:05,380 You were out of water 600 00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:07,415 so I gave you a refill and some food rations. 601 00:49:07,515 --> 00:49:08,753 - And a ring. 602 00:49:08,853 --> 00:49:10,051 You mean a ring. 603 00:49:10,151 --> 00:49:13,221 OMG, OMG, OMG, it's really happening! 604 00:49:13,321 --> 00:49:17,358 I'm gonna be the next Mrs. Barbi Kenny Radcliff! 605 00:49:17,458 --> 00:49:20,361 I'm not gonna die alone in my house with 10 cats 606 00:49:20,461 --> 00:49:24,399 who will eat my eyes after I'm dead like my mom said! 607 00:49:24,499 --> 00:49:28,099 It's so beautiful! 608 00:49:28,236 --> 00:49:30,338 I'm gonna get this appraised right away. 609 00:49:30,438 --> 00:49:32,340 What is this, like 100 carats? 610 00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:34,892 I'm so worth it. 611 00:49:34,992 --> 00:49:37,445 ("Energetic Tropical Pop" by KakaduCreation) 612 00:49:37,545 --> 00:49:38,562 My precious! 613 00:49:40,032 --> 00:49:41,598 Take that, Jessica! 614 00:49:42,668 --> 00:49:45,135 - Thank you very much. 615 00:49:47,539 --> 00:49:49,257 - You should probably stick to the trails. 616 00:49:49,357 --> 00:49:50,357 - Trails? 617 00:49:50,456 --> 00:49:51,456 What trails? 618 00:49:51,555 --> 00:49:53,428 I'm totally lost. 619 00:49:53,528 --> 00:49:54,996 - In more ways than one. 620 00:49:55,096 --> 00:49:56,230 - Huh? - Oh, nothing. 621 00:49:56,330 --> 00:49:57,481 Are you out here alone? 622 00:50:00,352 --> 00:50:01,352 - Sort of. 623 00:50:03,555 --> 00:50:05,832 - Well if you hike that way for about a mile and a half, 624 00:50:30,182 --> 00:50:31,415 you'll come across the road. 625 00:50:31,515 --> 00:50:33,792 Sooner or later the ranger will come by and pick you up, 626 00:50:33,892 --> 00:50:34,892 get you home. 627 00:50:36,055 --> 00:50:37,354 - Are you coming? 628 00:50:38,490 --> 00:50:39,490 - No. 629 00:50:40,626 --> 00:50:42,110 I've got unfinished business. 630 00:50:44,312 --> 00:50:46,596 - Oh, so you go that way? 631 00:50:52,438 --> 00:50:53,638 Hello? 632 00:50:53,765 --> 00:50:56,162 - I really need to start paying attention 633 00:50:56,262 --> 00:50:57,262 when people talk to me. 634 00:50:57,361 --> 00:50:59,358 It's just so rare that I actually talk to someone 635 00:50:59,458 --> 00:51:00,458 face to face, you know? 636 00:51:00,557 --> 00:51:02,063 It's so much easier to text them. 637 00:51:02,163 --> 00:51:06,367 Hm, maybe my people skills are somehow lacking. 638 00:51:06,467 --> 00:51:08,185 Like, if I listened to Kenny's directions, 639 00:51:08,285 --> 00:51:10,087 maybe I'd already be home by now. 640 00:51:11,490 --> 00:51:14,275 Wait, is that someone there? 641 00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:16,411 Maybe they know where I am. 642 00:51:16,511 --> 00:51:17,678 She looks familiar. 643 00:51:17,778 --> 00:51:19,747 Where have I seen her before? 644 00:51:19,847 --> 00:51:21,682 Does she do hair tutorials? 645 00:51:27,172 --> 00:51:28,589 - Help me! 646 00:51:28,689 --> 00:51:30,966 - Maybe she knows where to get signals 647 00:51:31,066 --> 00:51:32,546 so I can find Kenny and swipe right. 648 00:51:33,879 --> 00:51:36,397 - Excuse me, excuse me. 649 00:51:36,497 --> 00:51:38,366 Do you know how to get out of here? 650 00:51:42,670 --> 00:51:45,755 Oh my god, what is that smell? 651 00:51:48,327 --> 00:51:49,610 - Oh, thank god! 652 00:51:49,710 --> 00:51:50,710 Help me! 653 00:51:50,809 --> 00:51:51,846 My arm is crushed! 654 00:51:51,946 --> 00:51:53,563 - Hey, are you okay? 655 00:51:54,399 --> 00:51:56,184 - Help me, I'm stuck! 656 00:52:04,692 --> 00:52:06,127 - What happened? 657 00:52:07,628 --> 00:52:09,425 - My arm's crushed, I can't move it! 658 00:52:09,525 --> 00:52:10,525 - Oh that looks bad. 659 00:52:10,624 --> 00:52:12,741 Your dry-cleaner is never gonna get that out, honey. 660 00:52:12,841 --> 00:52:14,368 - I know, right? 661 00:52:14,468 --> 00:52:15,585 Now can you help me? 662 00:52:18,906 --> 00:52:21,391 - What is that stench? 663 00:52:23,629 --> 00:52:26,848 - The effervescent scent of the great outdoors. 664 00:52:26,948 --> 00:52:29,584 - Hey, were you gonna cut your arm off? 665 00:52:29,684 --> 00:52:31,385 - Yeah, duh. 666 00:52:31,485 --> 00:52:32,702 I can't take it anymore! 667 00:52:33,805 --> 00:52:35,423 - I know, right? 668 00:52:35,523 --> 00:52:37,607 I would totally kill myself if I had to smell this. 669 00:52:39,444 --> 00:52:40,510 What happened? 670 00:52:41,813 --> 00:52:43,164 - I was in a plane crash. 671 00:52:43,264 --> 00:52:44,264 Didn't you see? 672 00:52:44,363 --> 00:52:45,363 - What plane crash? 673 00:52:45,462 --> 00:52:46,634 - Oh never mind. 674 00:52:46,734 --> 00:52:47,734 A little help here? 675 00:52:47,833 --> 00:52:49,170 - Oh, sorry. 676 00:52:54,593 --> 00:52:55,659 What's that? 677 00:52:56,728 --> 00:52:58,246 - Uh, nothing. 678 00:52:58,346 --> 00:52:59,346 Don't worry about it. 679 00:52:59,445 --> 00:53:00,445 Get me outta here! 680 00:53:00,544 --> 00:53:01,544 - Uh, hold on. 681 00:53:01,643 --> 00:53:02,643 Wait, wait. 682 00:53:04,952 --> 00:53:06,554 Is that a dead body? 683 00:53:10,258 --> 00:53:11,775 - You gotta be kidding me. 684 00:53:17,565 --> 00:53:18,565 - Ew! 685 00:53:18,766 --> 00:53:20,568 It is a dead body! 686 00:53:20,668 --> 00:53:23,704 Oh, and it looks like someone beat the crap out of it. 687 00:53:23,804 --> 00:53:25,789 What happened to him? 688 00:53:27,292 --> 00:53:28,849 - The same thing that'll happen to you 689 00:53:28,949 --> 00:53:31,812 if you don't get me out of here. 690 00:53:31,912 --> 00:53:34,631 - You're totally freaking me out right now. 691 00:53:35,767 --> 00:53:38,235 - Haven't you ever seen a dead body before? 692 00:53:40,739 --> 00:53:42,539 - Recently? 693 00:53:43,609 --> 00:53:44,825 - Uh-huh. 694 00:53:44,925 --> 00:53:45,925 - Who is this? 695 00:53:46,878 --> 00:53:48,629 - I'm gonna die here. 696 00:53:49,828 --> 00:53:50,828 - The dead body. 697 00:53:52,651 --> 00:53:53,935 - My boss. 698 00:53:54,035 --> 00:53:56,437 Might've had a slight disagreement 699 00:53:56,537 --> 00:53:58,955 over a small financial sum. 700 00:54:00,592 --> 00:54:04,278 - Hey, you can't take that, those are state secrets! 701 00:54:11,452 --> 00:54:13,470 - No, you can't stop me! 702 00:54:14,439 --> 00:54:15,656 - Cut you. 703 00:54:15,756 --> 00:54:16,756 Give me it back. 704 00:54:16,855 --> 00:54:17,855 I'm gonna cut you! 705 00:54:17,954 --> 00:54:18,954 Give me it back! 706 00:54:25,099 --> 00:54:28,002 - There was a rock slide, but that came after, 707 00:54:28,102 --> 00:54:29,586 and now I'm here! 708 00:54:31,723 --> 00:54:32,723 - Oh. 709 00:54:33,306 --> 00:54:35,184 Okay. Well do you know how to get out of here? 710 00:54:35,284 --> 00:54:36,644 - Can you please help me already? 711 00:54:36,744 --> 00:54:38,613 - All right already, gosh! 712 00:54:38,713 --> 00:54:40,982 It's all about you, isn't it? 713 00:54:45,704 --> 00:54:47,688 Oh, there's no way I'm gonna move this. 714 00:54:47,788 --> 00:54:49,590 And honey, I'm not cutting your arm off. 715 00:54:49,690 --> 00:54:50,925 That would be way too messy, 716 00:54:51,025 --> 00:54:53,610 and have you seen this outfit that I'm wearing? 717 00:54:54,446 --> 00:54:56,664 - Just get that stick over there 718 00:54:56,764 --> 00:54:59,949 and use it like a lever to move the rocks. 719 00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:02,920 - Oh! 720 00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:09,760 Will this do? 721 00:55:12,030 --> 00:55:13,697 That's too heavy. 722 00:55:14,900 --> 00:55:17,967 - Can you please hurry it up! 723 00:55:19,037 --> 00:55:21,037 - All right, all right already, gosh! 724 00:55:33,352 --> 00:55:34,584 - That's good. 725 00:55:37,823 --> 00:55:38,823 What the? 726 00:55:43,028 --> 00:55:44,527 Where'd she go? 727 00:55:54,588 --> 00:55:57,391 Why does this keep happening to me? 728 00:55:58,959 --> 00:56:00,009 Oh god. 729 00:56:00,912 --> 00:56:02,946 Why is this always so... 730 00:56:07,134 --> 00:56:08,936 What was that about? 731 00:56:13,725 --> 00:56:15,659 - Okay, that was weird. 732 00:56:15,759 --> 00:56:17,716 Hair tutorial girl just vanished into the forest 733 00:56:17,816 --> 00:56:20,781 and now I'm left with a dead farting body. 734 00:56:20,881 --> 00:56:22,783 It looks so familiar. 735 00:56:22,883 --> 00:56:25,553 Meh, probably just my imagination. 736 00:56:25,653 --> 00:56:29,090 What I need to do is center, regroup my thoughts. 737 00:56:29,190 --> 00:56:30,758 I might be seeing things again. 738 00:56:30,858 --> 00:56:35,629 Man, those mushrooms have some gnarly acid flashbacks. 739 00:56:35,729 --> 00:56:37,898 Okay, I need to calm my mind. 740 00:56:37,998 --> 00:56:39,467 I need a zen moment. 741 00:56:39,567 --> 00:56:40,768 I am a woman, 742 00:56:40,868 --> 00:56:41,902 hear me roar. 743 00:56:45,824 --> 00:56:48,142 Okay, that was in my head, right? 744 00:56:48,242 --> 00:56:49,242 Okay. 745 00:56:53,031 --> 00:56:54,548 I am a woman, 746 00:56:54,648 --> 00:56:55,850 hear me roar. 747 00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:10,965 So much for tranquility. 748 00:57:11,065 --> 00:57:13,467 And here I was thinking I could reach nirvana, 749 00:57:13,567 --> 00:57:16,186 like that one time in that hot yoga class I tried. 750 00:57:39,044 --> 00:57:40,777 And now we're all caught up. 751 00:57:43,882 --> 00:57:46,000 I'm getting pretty good at this survival thing. 752 00:57:46,100 --> 00:57:48,502 I just wish I had some pre-workout with me. 753 00:57:48,602 --> 00:57:51,087 Ugh, I miss my Wow Force protein. 754 00:57:53,124 --> 00:57:54,742 But look at me! 755 00:57:54,842 --> 00:57:56,844 I'm getting better at this free-climbing thing. 756 00:57:56,944 --> 00:57:59,013 I'm even starting to enjoy it. 757 00:57:59,113 --> 00:58:00,448 I just wish I brought something 758 00:58:00,548 --> 00:58:02,105 other than high heel sneakers with me, 759 00:58:02,205 --> 00:58:04,985 but then this outfit would not look this cute. 760 00:58:05,085 --> 00:58:06,720 I have this funny feeling 761 00:58:06,820 --> 00:58:09,038 that I might've taken the long way up this mountain. 762 00:58:11,076 --> 00:58:12,942 But maybe there's a signal up there! 763 00:58:14,913 --> 00:58:17,598 There has got to be some signal somewhere 764 00:58:17,698 --> 00:58:19,782 in this nature's bag of dicks. 765 00:58:21,987 --> 00:58:25,840 This fast at cardio is the bomb! 766 00:58:25,940 --> 00:58:29,176 Damn, that was the ultimate burn! 767 00:58:29,276 --> 00:58:31,912 Leg day, smashed! 768 00:58:39,971 --> 00:58:41,655 Oh my god, I can't breathe. 769 00:58:41,755 --> 00:58:43,113 I can't breathe, I can't breathe! 770 00:58:43,213 --> 00:58:44,572 I can't breathe, I can't breathe! 771 00:58:52,366 --> 00:58:53,701 - Whew. 772 00:58:53,801 --> 00:58:56,136 - Ugh, much better. 773 00:58:56,236 --> 00:58:58,672 I think I've set some of record for wearing a waist trainer. 774 00:58:58,772 --> 00:59:00,040 I need a break. 775 00:59:00,140 --> 00:59:02,859 That mountain was a little rough for my complexion. 776 00:59:04,062 --> 00:59:05,828 I'm either gonna be glowing or 777 00:59:07,098 --> 00:59:09,049 I'm gonna need some industrial strength facials 778 00:59:09,149 --> 00:59:10,885 when I get out of here. 779 00:59:10,985 --> 00:59:11,985 I mean, 780 00:59:15,106 --> 00:59:17,142 I don't think there's any dirt left on the ground. 781 00:59:17,242 --> 00:59:19,593 It's like all in my pores! 782 00:59:19,693 --> 00:59:22,029 Luckily I'm prepared for this. 783 00:59:22,129 --> 00:59:25,833 My Super Mega Pore Suck mud mask should do the trick. 784 00:59:25,933 --> 00:59:27,091 Just need a place to sit down 785 00:59:27,191 --> 00:59:28,769 and do a little spa treatment. 786 00:59:28,869 --> 00:59:31,921 You know, it's all about personal care and hygiene. 787 00:59:44,035 --> 00:59:46,136 Good thing I'm all alone out here. 788 00:59:46,236 --> 00:59:48,353 I mean, if someone sees me like this, I would just-- 789 00:59:48,453 --> 00:59:50,257 - Die, you faceless form of a space alien! 790 00:59:50,357 --> 00:59:52,077 - Whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, it's me! 791 00:59:54,179 --> 00:59:55,229 - Shit. 792 00:59:55,329 --> 00:59:56,931 Didn't recognize you. 793 00:59:57,031 --> 00:59:58,332 Almost blew your face off. 794 00:59:58,432 --> 01:00:00,183 - I'm doing a little spa treatment. 795 01:00:01,286 --> 01:00:03,103 - Yeah. Maybe I should blow your face off. 796 01:00:03,203 --> 01:00:05,001 Your pores were looking horrible back there. 797 01:00:05,101 --> 01:00:06,155 - I know, right? 798 01:00:07,826 --> 01:00:09,959 - It's all about personal care and hygiene. 799 01:00:11,096 --> 01:00:13,280 What the hell are you still doing here anyway? 800 01:00:16,316 --> 01:00:18,319 I told you how to get out of here. 801 01:00:18,419 --> 01:00:20,354 - I followed all your directions to the letter 802 01:00:20,454 --> 01:00:23,072 and here I am. 803 01:00:26,077 --> 01:00:27,861 - We need to get out of here, now. 804 01:00:27,961 --> 01:00:30,130 - What are you thinking, cocktails, dancing? 805 01:00:30,230 --> 01:00:32,032 - No, we need ex-fill ASAP. 806 01:00:32,132 --> 01:00:33,701 - Are they a band, they new? 807 01:00:33,801 --> 01:00:34,868 Never heard of them. 808 01:00:44,229 --> 01:00:45,229 - Oh Jesus. 809 01:00:49,750 --> 01:00:53,202 - That's not exactly a hunting rifle you got there. 810 01:00:54,706 --> 01:00:55,938 - No, it's not. 811 01:00:57,275 --> 01:01:00,143 - You mean you're not hiking or hunting? 812 01:01:01,046 --> 01:01:02,363 - Oh, I'm hunting. 813 01:01:02,463 --> 01:01:04,999 I just hope I get it before it gets me. 814 01:01:16,828 --> 01:01:18,825 - What the hell, what the hell, 815 01:01:18,925 --> 01:01:20,083 what the hell, what the hell! 816 01:01:20,183 --> 01:01:21,183 I gotta get outta here! 817 01:01:21,282 --> 01:01:22,282 I hate the outdoors! 818 01:01:27,921 --> 01:01:30,157 OMG, what should I do? What do I do, what do I do, 819 01:01:30,257 --> 01:01:31,659 what do I do, what do I do! 820 01:01:31,759 --> 01:01:33,293 He's like an outdoorsy guy. 821 01:01:33,393 --> 01:01:34,695 Wait, should I help him? 822 01:01:34,795 --> 01:01:36,312 Nah, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine. 823 01:01:36,412 --> 01:01:37,969 I think I'm just gonna get in the way. 824 01:01:38,069 --> 01:01:39,299 Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah. 825 01:01:39,399 --> 01:01:41,101 I'll just text him later. 826 01:01:41,201 --> 01:01:42,201 He got this. 827 01:01:42,987 --> 01:01:44,204 What was that? 828 01:01:44,304 --> 01:01:46,874 That had to be some mutant bear lion octopus. 829 01:01:46,974 --> 01:01:48,409 Six eyes, tentacles. 830 01:01:48,509 --> 01:01:50,377 The water must be totally contaminated 831 01:01:50,477 --> 01:01:51,879 out here or something. 832 01:01:51,979 --> 01:01:53,247 My mother was right, 833 01:01:53,347 --> 01:01:57,217 I am gonna die a lonely spinster! 834 01:01:57,317 --> 01:01:59,319 Well at least my pores are glowing now. 835 01:01:59,419 --> 01:02:00,421 Not that it matters. 836 01:02:03,891 --> 01:02:06,093 Oh look, a cave! 837 01:02:06,193 --> 01:02:10,046 What possible dangers can lurk inside here? 838 01:02:11,149 --> 01:02:13,901 Ugh, it doesn't matter anymore anyway, does it? 839 01:02:14,001 --> 01:02:16,336 I'm alone, again! 840 01:02:16,436 --> 01:02:18,706 Just like my whole life! 841 01:02:18,806 --> 01:02:20,007 I miss my phone! 842 01:02:20,107 --> 01:02:23,243 Just holding it makes me feel better! 843 01:02:23,343 --> 01:02:25,962 I'm severed from the collective! 844 01:02:27,065 --> 01:02:29,116 I'm never gonna find my way out of here, am I? 845 01:02:29,216 --> 01:02:33,187 There will be stories of the lonely crazy lady 846 01:02:33,287 --> 01:02:35,823 who lives up in the cave in the mountains. 847 01:02:35,923 --> 01:02:38,407 It'll be used to scare children at night. 848 01:02:39,477 --> 01:02:41,095 I'll just stop shaving, plucking, 849 01:02:41,195 --> 01:02:43,230 and just let everything go. 850 01:02:43,330 --> 01:02:45,032 I'll eat pasta, doughnuts, pizza, 851 01:02:45,132 --> 01:02:48,001 stop doing squats and let my abs get all flabby. 852 01:02:48,101 --> 01:02:51,004 I mean, who do I need to look good for? 853 01:02:51,104 --> 01:02:54,875 My whole love life has just been a mess. 854 01:02:54,975 --> 01:02:57,377 All I wanted was to find a nice guy, 855 01:02:57,477 --> 01:02:59,747 someone who will love me. 856 01:02:59,847 --> 01:03:01,982 But who is the real me? 857 01:03:02,082 --> 01:03:04,184 I'm not exactly a good person. 858 01:03:04,284 --> 01:03:07,354 I mean, I just left that guy to die. 859 01:03:07,454 --> 01:03:09,089 He was out there screaming, 860 01:03:09,189 --> 01:03:11,959 and I just kinda ran away, 861 01:03:12,059 --> 01:03:13,427 not to mention poor Jake. 862 01:03:13,527 --> 01:03:17,898 I have like the worst luck ever. 863 01:03:17,998 --> 01:03:20,383 Now that I've seen more of the world, 864 01:03:20,483 --> 01:03:22,869 I guess it's not so important to have a million followers. 865 01:03:22,969 --> 01:03:26,373 Kenny's probably some special forces black ops guy 866 01:03:26,473 --> 01:03:29,943 who doesn't even have a real identity, like my dad. 867 01:03:30,043 --> 01:03:33,347 He's not even online and he's still hot. 868 01:03:33,447 --> 01:03:36,250 Hot guys without social media? 869 01:03:36,350 --> 01:03:38,218 Is that even possible? 870 01:03:38,318 --> 01:03:39,887 Poor Kenny and Jake. 871 01:03:39,987 --> 01:03:45,007 OMG, does this make me like a black widow? 872 01:03:45,310 --> 01:03:46,310 R.I.P. 873 01:03:46,409 --> 01:03:48,077 They were so lit. 874 01:03:58,572 --> 01:03:59,572 Huh? 875 01:04:00,674 --> 01:04:03,359 Ah, it was a dream. 876 01:04:04,495 --> 01:04:05,495 Ugh. 877 01:04:05,594 --> 01:04:07,263 Oh, thank goodness. 878 01:04:13,253 --> 01:04:16,272 Oh, hello room, I've missed you. 879 01:04:24,282 --> 01:04:25,282 Still got it. 880 01:04:28,152 --> 01:04:29,152 Mm! 881 01:05:41,259 --> 01:05:42,259 - Hello? 882 01:05:43,628 --> 01:05:46,462 - Hello, daughter of the universe. 883 01:05:48,399 --> 01:05:50,417 - My mom's name is Diane. 884 01:05:50,517 --> 01:05:53,320 - We are all children of the universe. 885 01:05:53,420 --> 01:05:55,289 No need to worry. 886 01:05:55,389 --> 01:05:57,357 Nothing happens randomly. 887 01:05:57,457 --> 01:06:00,543 There is a divine path to everything. 888 01:06:01,346 --> 01:06:03,346 We are all but stardust. 889 01:06:04,415 --> 01:06:05,499 - Uh-huh. 890 01:06:05,599 --> 01:06:07,367 - The paths you have chosen 891 01:06:07,467 --> 01:06:10,619 and the decisions you've made led you here. 892 01:06:12,623 --> 01:06:14,141 - Uh-huh. 893 01:06:14,241 --> 01:06:15,639 - And what have you learned so far 894 01:06:15,739 --> 01:06:17,360 from your journey, my child? 895 01:06:18,496 --> 01:06:21,148 - Not to wear high-heeled sneakers while hiking. 896 01:06:21,248 --> 01:06:23,417 - Well, that's a start. 897 01:06:23,517 --> 01:06:25,634 But what have you learned with your heart? 898 01:06:27,038 --> 01:06:29,189 - Not to lie on my dating profile. 899 01:06:29,289 --> 01:06:30,691 - Closer. 900 01:06:30,791 --> 01:06:33,393 Think beyond here. 901 01:06:33,493 --> 01:06:34,594 - I don't know. 902 01:06:34,694 --> 01:06:37,064 I've seen some ratchet shit out there. 903 01:06:37,164 --> 01:06:38,966 - You have questions. 904 01:06:39,066 --> 01:06:40,701 - Yeah, how do I get out of here? 905 01:06:40,801 --> 01:06:42,970 - Excellent question. 906 01:06:43,070 --> 01:06:44,972 The body is just a mortal coil 907 01:06:45,072 --> 01:06:46,573 that we're all trapped in. 908 01:06:46,673 --> 01:06:48,241 But if you free your mind, 909 01:06:48,341 --> 01:06:52,145 it will flow with the energy of the universe. 910 01:06:52,245 --> 01:06:54,281 I can teach you ancient techniques. 911 01:06:54,381 --> 01:06:57,584 - No, no, I mean how do I get out of here? 912 01:06:57,684 --> 01:07:00,988 Oh, oh, do you get bars in here? 913 01:07:01,088 --> 01:07:02,088 - No. 914 01:07:02,222 --> 01:07:04,658 Ask yourself deeper questions. 915 01:07:04,758 --> 01:07:08,462 - Oh, you mean like meaningful questions. 916 01:07:08,562 --> 01:07:10,230 - Yes, exactly. 917 01:07:10,330 --> 01:07:11,465 Ask, my child. 918 01:07:17,255 --> 01:07:19,013 - How is Jessica getting all her followers? 919 01:07:19,113 --> 01:07:20,623 She's buying her likes, isn't she? 920 01:07:21,392 --> 01:07:22,458 - Oh my god. 921 01:07:23,261 --> 01:07:24,261 Is she real? 922 01:07:29,534 --> 01:07:30,666 Let me tell you a secret. 923 01:07:31,803 --> 01:07:34,287 The ultimate answer you're looking for, 924 01:07:34,387 --> 01:07:36,023 it will end your search 925 01:07:36,123 --> 01:07:38,692 and will take you to a new level of consciousness. 926 01:07:38,792 --> 01:07:41,628 Space time will come together, and your 927 01:07:41,728 --> 01:07:43,530 questions will be answered. - Huh? 928 01:07:43,630 --> 01:07:46,566 - For example, when the ancient gods came down 929 01:07:46,666 --> 01:07:48,101 in their flying chariots 930 01:07:48,201 --> 01:07:50,586 and seeded mankind with their DNA, 931 01:07:51,422 --> 01:07:53,373 the aliens never left. 932 01:07:53,473 --> 01:07:55,391 They're still here. 933 01:07:55,491 --> 01:07:57,488 Touchy-feely Chuck, Bob, and Steve tried to help, 934 01:07:57,588 --> 01:07:59,479 but accidentally caused the disco era 935 01:07:59,579 --> 01:08:01,214 and the porn industry. 936 01:08:01,314 --> 01:08:02,672 Then there are the lizard people. 937 01:08:02,772 --> 01:08:04,351 Total assholes! 938 01:08:04,451 --> 01:08:07,421 Homeland Security was founded to keep them in check. 939 01:08:07,521 --> 01:08:08,755 They created the internet 940 01:08:08,855 --> 01:08:11,525 to distract the people from what's really going on. 941 01:08:11,625 --> 01:08:12,826 And that is the secret wisdom 942 01:08:12,926 --> 01:08:16,063 that only a few chosen have ever been given. 943 01:08:16,163 --> 01:08:19,666 The knowledge will alter the very fabric of the universe 944 01:08:19,766 --> 01:08:22,685 and free your mind of enslavement. 945 01:08:24,555 --> 01:08:27,389 - Yeah, I'm gonna go now. 946 01:08:29,594 --> 01:08:31,378 What a weirdo. 947 01:08:31,478 --> 01:08:32,528 - What, really? 948 01:08:34,699 --> 01:08:37,700 Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue. 949 01:08:50,848 --> 01:08:53,600 - Oh my god, what is wrong with me? 950 01:08:53,700 --> 01:08:55,702 Why am I such a perv? 951 01:08:55,802 --> 01:08:58,505 That guy had super important junk to say. 952 01:08:58,605 --> 01:08:59,840 Do I need help? 953 01:09:26,766 --> 01:09:28,366 - O.M.G. 954 01:09:29,820 --> 01:09:32,539 - Barbi? - Jessica? 955 01:09:32,639 --> 01:09:34,516 - What are you doing here? 956 01:09:34,616 --> 01:09:36,492 - I didn't know you hiked these trails. 957 01:09:39,664 --> 01:09:41,263 Are you totally copying me? 958 01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:43,799 - Wait a minute, what trails? 959 01:09:44,869 --> 01:09:47,670 - The trail that's like 10 feet that way. 960 01:09:53,678 --> 01:09:54,678 - What? 961 01:09:56,614 --> 01:09:58,198 - I come here every day. 962 01:09:58,298 --> 01:10:00,816 How do you think I get those inspirational selfies? 963 01:10:01,719 --> 01:10:02,869 - You get those here? 964 01:10:02,969 --> 01:10:04,369 - Yeah. 965 01:10:05,405 --> 01:10:06,405 - Bag of dicks. 966 01:10:11,529 --> 01:10:12,529 - Wow. 967 01:10:14,465 --> 01:10:15,664 You're wearing that? 968 01:10:17,635 --> 01:10:18,867 Brave choice. 969 01:10:21,539 --> 01:10:23,523 So, where have you been? 970 01:10:23,623 --> 01:10:25,659 You haven't like uploaded in like two days. 971 01:10:25,759 --> 01:10:27,243 People think you're dead. 972 01:10:27,912 --> 01:10:28,912 Yeah. 973 01:10:29,663 --> 01:10:32,299 There's like Where's Barbi memes all over the web. 974 01:10:32,399 --> 01:10:33,399 - Really? 975 01:10:34,518 --> 01:10:35,551 I was here. 976 01:10:36,621 --> 01:10:37,621 - Here? 977 01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:39,372 Like here? 978 01:10:39,472 --> 01:10:40,574 For two days? 979 01:10:40,674 --> 01:10:42,742 - Yeah, I was totally lost. 980 01:10:42,842 --> 01:10:44,578 - No way! 981 01:10:44,678 --> 01:10:46,513 Shut up, shut up! 982 01:10:48,081 --> 01:10:49,999 You were here, lost for two days? 983 01:10:51,602 --> 01:10:52,901 What about the internets? 984 01:10:54,772 --> 01:10:56,723 - Well, I had no signal, 985 01:10:56,823 --> 01:10:58,807 and then naturally, my cellphone died. 986 01:11:02,480 --> 01:11:03,879 - You poor thing. 987 01:11:05,349 --> 01:11:06,633 But thanks. 988 01:11:06,733 --> 01:11:07,733 Now that you're gone, 989 01:11:07,832 --> 01:11:09,070 everyone has dropped your feed, 990 01:11:09,170 --> 01:11:12,339 and I'm the number one new selfie queen. 991 01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:13,589 You snooze you lose. 992 01:11:15,293 --> 01:11:16,743 - Bitch! 993 01:11:16,843 --> 01:11:19,613 I totally knew that you were stealing my followers 994 01:11:19,713 --> 01:11:21,363 and paying for subscribers. 995 01:11:21,999 --> 01:11:22,999 - Whatever. 996 01:11:24,502 --> 01:11:27,069 I just have so many companies wanting to do collabs with me. 997 01:11:28,673 --> 01:11:31,358 I'm making so much money. 998 01:11:31,458 --> 01:11:34,510 Good luck making a comeback. 999 01:11:35,546 --> 01:11:36,944 - At least my followers were real. 1000 01:11:37,044 --> 01:11:40,082 - Aw, you're just a sore loser. 1001 01:11:41,819 --> 01:11:42,918 And by the way, 1002 01:11:44,588 --> 01:11:46,922 you look like you haven't been doing your squats. 1003 01:11:47,992 --> 01:11:49,591 Your ass is looking flat. 1004 01:11:57,568 --> 01:11:59,101 Jesus, Barbi. 1005 01:12:00,438 --> 01:12:02,538 You get lost in the woods for two days 1006 01:12:03,541 --> 01:12:05,974 and you just let everything go. 1007 01:12:06,811 --> 01:12:07,811 Ugh! 1008 01:12:10,597 --> 01:12:11,597 Burn! 1009 01:12:15,068 --> 01:12:16,068 - It burns! 1010 01:12:17,855 --> 01:12:18,855 Burn. 1011 01:12:19,890 --> 01:12:20,890 - Yeah, burn. 1012 01:12:21,759 --> 01:12:22,759 Tss! 1013 01:12:22,909 --> 01:12:25,879 Too bad you didn't have that burn to keep you warm 1014 01:12:25,979 --> 01:12:28,030 when you slept here for the past two nights. 1015 01:12:28,866 --> 01:12:31,751 - Throwing some bad shade, girl. 1016 01:12:31,851 --> 01:12:33,435 - Here's more. 1017 01:12:35,439 --> 01:12:37,039 Are you wearing your waist trainer? 1018 01:12:39,944 --> 01:12:41,477 - Mm, no. 1019 01:12:42,380 --> 01:12:43,612 - You should be. 1020 01:12:44,615 --> 01:12:46,833 You're looking a little soft. 1021 01:12:46,933 --> 01:12:48,835 Have you been skipping ab day too? 1022 01:12:48,935 --> 01:12:50,737 - I was... - Oh well. 1023 01:12:50,837 --> 01:12:51,871 Good luck. 1024 01:12:51,971 --> 01:12:55,809 I still can't believe you got lost out here for two days. 1025 01:12:55,909 --> 01:13:00,863 There are like trails everywhere. 1026 01:13:01,866 --> 01:13:03,416 You're such a basic, Barbi. 1027 01:13:03,516 --> 01:13:04,916 Laters! 1028 01:13:05,985 --> 01:13:07,854 Oh my god, guys, guess what? 1029 01:13:07,954 --> 01:13:09,989 I totally just ran into this homeless girl. 1030 01:13:10,089 --> 01:13:11,573 Look at her, right there. 1031 01:13:14,160 --> 01:13:16,696 She tried to mug me! 1032 01:13:16,796 --> 01:13:18,113 Like what the eff? 1033 01:13:18,916 --> 01:13:20,667 Hash tag real life. 1034 01:13:20,767 --> 01:13:21,901 I'm not kidding, people. 1035 01:13:22,001 --> 01:13:25,605 Like this happened, right here, right now. 1036 01:13:30,076 --> 01:13:31,427 What the heck? 1037 01:13:32,830 --> 01:13:35,648 I don't even have like a, a knife on me or anything, 1038 01:13:35,748 --> 01:13:36,783 I don't. 1039 01:13:36,883 --> 01:13:38,952 Oh my god, she's looking frantic. 1040 01:13:39,052 --> 01:13:40,850 I mean, look at her, she's in a pink jacket. 1041 01:13:40,950 --> 01:13:42,986 Like, I don't even know what she's doing out here. 1042 01:13:43,086 --> 01:13:44,923 - Bag of dicks! - She tried to steal from me. 1043 01:13:45,023 --> 01:13:46,301 - Like, what? 1044 01:13:46,401 --> 01:13:47,401 - Wait. 1045 01:13:47,500 --> 01:13:48,500 Where's that trail? 1046 01:13:48,599 --> 01:13:49,599 It was right there. 1047 01:13:49,698 --> 01:13:51,056 She pointed to it and everything. 1048 01:13:51,156 --> 01:13:52,156 Where did it go? 1049 01:13:52,255 --> 01:13:53,653 - I'm gonna die out here, I swear. 1050 01:13:53,753 --> 01:13:55,068 I'm totally gonna die out here. 1051 01:13:55,168 --> 01:13:57,019 How is this possible? 1052 01:13:58,155 --> 01:13:59,155 What? 1053 01:13:59,639 --> 01:14:01,808 - Well, that's it, 1054 01:14:01,908 --> 01:14:03,810 I'm officially a has-been. 1055 01:14:03,910 --> 01:14:04,910 Dead to the world. 1056 01:14:05,009 --> 01:14:06,012 She's won. 1057 01:14:06,112 --> 01:14:07,747 I'm done, it's over. 1058 01:14:07,847 --> 01:14:10,966 Jessica has finally got what she wanted and replaced me. 1059 01:14:12,069 --> 01:14:13,853 I might as well go back to the cave 1060 01:14:13,953 --> 01:14:17,724 and party with Red Riding Hood and hair tutorial girl. 1061 01:14:17,824 --> 01:14:19,025 I'll marry butter knife guy 1062 01:14:19,125 --> 01:14:22,562 and we'll have little cave-dwelling monks together. 1063 01:14:22,662 --> 01:14:25,932 Maybe we'll get a reality show! 1064 01:14:26,032 --> 01:14:27,115 The Brennans! 1065 01:14:29,687 --> 01:14:32,005 Hey, is that Kenny? 1066 01:14:32,105 --> 01:14:33,840 He's still alive? 1067 01:14:33,940 --> 01:14:36,692 Does that mean I'm not a black widow? 1068 01:14:38,829 --> 01:14:40,729 - Oh hey, you again. 1069 01:14:41,699 --> 01:14:43,149 Are you okay? 1070 01:14:43,249 --> 01:14:44,249 - It's dangerous. 1071 01:14:44,348 --> 01:14:46,019 You need to leave, now! 1072 01:14:46,119 --> 01:14:47,119 - Obviously. 1073 01:14:47,218 --> 01:14:49,055 What the hell is going on? 1074 01:14:49,155 --> 01:14:52,040 Every time I see you it's some new shit. 1075 01:14:53,143 --> 01:14:54,928 That looks disgusting. 1076 01:14:55,028 --> 01:14:56,729 What happened to your leg! 1077 01:14:56,829 --> 01:14:58,131 - It's classified. 1078 01:14:58,231 --> 01:15:01,149 I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you. 1079 01:15:02,152 --> 01:15:04,820 Which at this point might not be a bad idea. 1080 01:15:05,890 --> 01:15:08,123 - Ugh, doesn't matter, I'm already dead. 1081 01:15:16,934 --> 01:15:17,934 - Fine. 1082 01:15:18,033 --> 01:15:19,231 I work for a government agency 1083 01:15:19,770 --> 01:15:21,821 that deals with extraterrestrial allies. 1084 01:15:21,921 --> 01:15:24,924 - Oh, you mean those three little gray guys in the forest? 1085 01:15:25,024 --> 01:15:27,175 I thought I was totally tripping balls. 1086 01:15:28,012 --> 01:15:29,878 - You met Chuck, Bob, and Steve? 1087 01:15:30,814 --> 01:15:32,147 - I think so, maybe. 1088 01:15:34,018 --> 01:15:35,584 - Does it hurt when you sit? 1089 01:15:38,589 --> 01:15:39,906 - A little. 1090 01:15:40,006 --> 01:15:41,406 - Yeah. 1091 01:15:41,708 --> 01:15:43,977 I think back on their planet that means you're married. 1092 01:15:44,077 --> 01:15:45,077 - Oh, ew! 1093 01:15:45,176 --> 01:15:46,176 No way! 1094 01:15:47,097 --> 01:15:48,097 Ugh! 1095 01:15:48,196 --> 01:15:49,648 Wait, hold on a second, 1096 01:15:49,748 --> 01:15:51,668 if they're friendly, why are you fighting them? 1097 01:15:52,136 --> 01:15:54,336 - No, I'm not fighting them. 1098 01:15:55,573 --> 01:15:57,090 Chuck, Bob, and Steve are great guys. 1099 01:15:57,190 --> 01:15:59,741 A little touchy-feely, but still great guys. 1100 01:16:01,011 --> 01:16:02,295 I'm fighting the other guys. 1101 01:16:02,395 --> 01:16:03,796 - What other guys? 1102 01:16:03,896 --> 01:16:06,132 - The eat your face off acid for blood 1103 01:16:06,232 --> 01:16:08,668 world domination ones. 1104 01:16:08,768 --> 01:16:11,304 Look, there's a lot of shit going on here, 1105 01:16:11,404 --> 01:16:13,706 but I don't have time to tell you all that right now. 1106 01:16:13,806 --> 01:16:14,806 - Uh, yeah. 1107 01:17:42,079 --> 01:17:43,363 - Wait! 1108 01:17:43,463 --> 01:17:45,832 What am I doing? 1109 01:17:45,932 --> 01:17:48,001 I can't just leave him again! 1110 01:17:48,101 --> 01:17:50,003 He's saved my ass like three times already! 1111 01:17:50,103 --> 01:17:52,672 This might be the perfect opportunity 1112 01:17:52,772 --> 01:17:55,408 for me to actually do something good! 1113 01:17:55,508 --> 01:17:58,144 It's not like I have anything else to live for. 1114 01:17:58,244 --> 01:18:01,681 I have to change my goals from taking the best selfies 1115 01:18:01,781 --> 01:18:05,218 to making the world a better place! 1116 01:18:05,318 --> 01:18:07,770 From this day forth, 1117 01:18:07,870 --> 01:18:10,323 I'll never again take a box of doughnuts to Weight Watchers! 1118 01:18:10,423 --> 01:18:14,761 I'll never watch another house full of kittens burn down! 1119 01:18:14,861 --> 01:18:18,698 I will never again sell Ziploc bags full of corn syrup 1120 01:18:18,798 --> 01:18:21,701 as breast implants to cancer survivors on the Dark Web. 1121 01:18:21,801 --> 01:18:25,238 I will never again donate my parents' used sex toys 1122 01:18:25,338 --> 01:18:27,656 to children's charity. 1123 01:18:27,756 --> 01:18:30,075 I will never again sell orphans into slavery! 1124 01:18:30,175 --> 01:18:34,847 I will never again set the homeless on fire just for lulz! 1125 01:18:34,947 --> 01:18:37,316 I will not sit by and watch another old lady 1126 01:18:37,416 --> 01:18:40,053 get dragged off by coyotes. 1127 01:18:40,153 --> 01:18:42,471 Never again! 1128 01:18:42,571 --> 01:18:44,890 And I will never, ever eat anything 1129 01:18:44,990 --> 01:18:48,009 that doesn't say gluten-free! 1130 01:18:49,313 --> 01:18:51,313 If only I had my eyes open. 1131 01:18:53,083 --> 01:18:55,468 Not always staring at my phone! 1132 01:18:55,568 --> 01:18:57,319 Paid more attention! 1133 01:18:59,256 --> 01:19:00,789 What am I missing? 1134 01:20:16,233 --> 01:20:18,084 There is so much more to this world 1135 01:20:18,184 --> 01:20:20,353 than what I see on that tiny screen. 1136 01:20:20,453 --> 01:20:24,490 I'm gonna make amends for all the things I did wrong. 1137 01:20:24,590 --> 01:20:29,428 Somehow, I will take responsibility for my actions. 1138 01:20:29,528 --> 01:20:33,432 I will make the world a better place. 1139 01:20:33,532 --> 01:20:35,902 It's time for me 1140 01:20:36,002 --> 01:20:40,455 to finally grab that bag of dicks by the balls. 1141 01:20:42,593 --> 01:20:45,793 And I start now! 1142 01:22:40,177 --> 01:22:41,877 - Are you okay? 1143 01:22:41,977 --> 01:22:43,974 - My leg's pointed in three different directions. 1144 01:22:44,074 --> 01:22:47,033 I wish that beam put me together a little bit straighter. 1145 01:22:48,701 --> 01:22:49,701 Ow! 1146 01:22:49,800 --> 01:22:51,437 Oh, easy kid. 1147 01:22:51,537 --> 01:22:53,055 Where'd you learn to shoot like that? 1148 01:22:53,155 --> 01:22:54,540 - I'm from Texas. 1149 01:22:54,640 --> 01:22:56,008 My dad was a Marine, 1150 01:22:56,108 --> 01:22:58,426 and my granny has a bigger gun than yours. 1151 01:23:01,380 --> 01:23:02,380 This is gonna hurt. 1152 01:23:02,479 --> 01:23:04,532 - Are you sure you know what you're doing? 1153 01:23:05,402 --> 01:23:06,402 - Um, nah. 1154 01:23:11,557 --> 01:23:12,607 - Thanks. 1155 01:23:13,577 --> 01:23:14,577 Looks ratchet. 1156 01:23:20,017 --> 01:23:21,400 What the hell are you doing? 1157 01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:22,751 - Taking off a waist trainer. 1158 01:23:24,121 --> 01:23:25,878 - What the hell are you gonna do with that? 1159 01:23:25,978 --> 01:23:26,978 Won't fit my waist. 1160 01:23:29,275 --> 01:23:30,676 - It's steel-boned. 1161 01:23:30,776 --> 01:23:32,594 - Oh you've gotta be kidding me. 1162 01:23:35,448 --> 01:23:36,531 - I am not kidding you. 1163 01:23:38,268 --> 01:23:39,601 - Pink is not my color. 1164 01:23:40,504 --> 01:23:42,170 - It's gonna have to work for now. 1165 01:23:43,306 --> 01:23:45,224 There was a girl in a suit in the forest 1166 01:23:45,324 --> 01:23:46,392 stuck under a rock. 1167 01:23:46,492 --> 01:23:48,394 Do you know what happened to her? 1168 01:23:48,494 --> 01:23:50,997 - Um, yeah, it's kinda messy. 1169 01:23:51,097 --> 01:23:54,500 Um, rogue double agent, Homeland Security, 1170 01:23:54,600 --> 01:23:56,351 stole something very valuable. 1171 01:23:57,454 --> 01:23:59,554 You haven't seen a briefcase around here, have you? 1172 01:24:08,231 --> 01:24:09,715 - You mean this? 1173 01:24:09,815 --> 01:24:14,415 - Um, yeah, that's, uh, 1174 01:24:14,587 --> 01:24:16,071 that's definitely it. 1175 01:24:19,242 --> 01:24:20,242 Thanks. 1176 01:24:20,341 --> 01:24:22,677 - Um, this looks pretty good. 1177 01:24:24,147 --> 01:24:25,147 Can you move? 1178 01:24:25,246 --> 01:24:26,565 - Yeah, I can move. 1179 01:24:26,665 --> 01:24:28,483 I can't dance, but I can move. 1180 01:24:34,157 --> 01:24:37,209 You know, you're pretty good at this. 1181 01:24:37,309 --> 01:24:39,627 You ever considered a career in government work? 1182 01:24:40,564 --> 01:24:42,002 Could use someone with your skills, 1183 01:24:42,102 --> 01:24:44,116 but you'd have to leave your old life behind. 1184 01:24:44,216 --> 01:24:47,286 - Well, I've been offline for two days, 1185 01:24:47,386 --> 01:24:49,488 so everybody already thinks I'm dead. 1186 01:24:49,588 --> 01:24:53,374 - We can give you a cool code name like, uh, 1187 01:24:54,344 --> 01:24:55,344 Ronan. 1188 01:24:56,446 --> 01:24:58,764 - Oh, samurai with no master. 1189 01:24:58,864 --> 01:24:59,864 I like it. 1190 01:25:00,750 --> 01:25:02,168 - Oh that's actually just the name 1191 01:25:02,268 --> 01:25:03,905 of my favorite sushi joint down in Soho, 1192 01:25:04,005 --> 01:25:05,171 but I like what you said too. 1193 01:25:05,271 --> 01:25:07,440 - Hey, Chuck, Bob, and Steve, 1194 01:25:07,540 --> 01:25:10,276 why aren't they helping you fight the bad guys? 1195 01:25:10,376 --> 01:25:12,611 - No, those guys are lovers, not fighters, 1196 01:25:12,711 --> 01:25:14,580 but they make great tech. 1197 01:25:14,680 --> 01:25:15,680 Here, hold this. 1198 01:25:22,372 --> 01:25:25,357 Yeah, need immediate extraction. 1199 01:25:25,457 --> 01:25:27,259 - You talk to your MP3 player? 1200 01:25:39,356 --> 01:25:42,423 You know, you're, you're kinda cute. 1201 01:25:43,727 --> 01:25:45,226 Welcome to your new life. 1202 01:25:46,897 --> 01:25:47,897 Take us up. 1203 01:26:08,718 --> 01:26:10,302 ♪ Always taking ♪ 1204 01:26:10,402 --> 01:26:12,171 ♪ Never making ♪ 1205 01:26:12,271 --> 01:26:16,442 ♪ Be careful what you choose ♪ 1206 01:26:16,542 --> 01:26:21,563 ♪ One day the users bill will come too ♪ 1207 01:26:25,835 --> 01:26:28,454 ♪ Breaking Barbi ♪ 1208 01:26:28,554 --> 01:26:30,305 - Hey, hey, there's my car! 1209 01:26:32,491 --> 01:26:34,329 No no no, you guys can just drop me off here. 1210 01:26:38,464 --> 01:26:39,864 Thanks! 1211 01:26:40,299 --> 01:26:43,302 - Wow, not bad for a long weekend. 1212 01:26:43,402 --> 01:26:45,838 Three husbands, and Kenny's kinda cute. 1213 01:26:45,938 --> 01:26:48,874 I'm sure Chuck, Bob, and Steve are gonna be totally chill 1214 01:26:48,974 --> 01:26:50,676 with me seeing other people. 1215 01:26:50,776 --> 01:26:52,645 If it's outside the solar system, 1216 01:26:52,745 --> 01:26:55,381 it probably doesn't count, right? 1217 01:26:55,481 --> 01:26:57,583 So much for being a spinster. 1218 01:26:57,683 --> 01:27:00,735 I can't wait to go home and take a nice shower. 1219 01:27:01,671 --> 01:27:02,671 Oh, wait. 1220 01:27:02,770 --> 01:27:04,690 I need my keys, duh. 1221 01:27:04,790 --> 01:27:06,258 Where did I put those? 1222 01:27:06,358 --> 01:27:08,327 Gotta be in here somewhere. 1223 01:27:08,427 --> 01:27:09,711 I left them right here. 1224 01:27:11,781 --> 01:27:12,814 I left them right here. 1225 01:27:14,618 --> 01:27:15,701 Oh no. 1226 01:27:15,801 --> 01:27:17,652 Where did I leave them last? 1227 01:27:23,760 --> 01:27:27,346 - Hey, can I, can I put my keys on you? 1228 01:27:27,446 --> 01:27:28,747 - Yeah, sure. 1229 01:27:36,889 --> 01:27:40,693 - OMG, that's right. 1230 01:27:40,793 --> 01:27:41,793 - Bag of dick! 1231 01:27:46,583 --> 01:27:48,701 - You're right, after all that. 1232 01:27:48,801 --> 01:27:50,769 I had a spaceship, 1233 01:27:50,869 --> 01:27:52,972 and now I have to take the bus. 1234 01:27:53,072 --> 01:27:54,072 Worst 1235 01:27:54,873 --> 01:27:55,873 weekend 1236 01:27:56,693 --> 01:27:57,693 ever. 1237 01:28:05,535 --> 01:28:07,453 ♪ Breaking Barbi ♪ 1238 01:28:07,553 --> 01:28:09,455 ♪ Breaking Barbi ♪ 1239 01:28:09,555 --> 01:28:11,523 ♪ Breaking Barbi ♪ 1240 01:28:11,623 --> 01:28:15,223 ♪ Breaking Barbi ♪ 1241 01:28:17,347 --> 01:28:18,731 ♪ Always taking ♪ 1242 01:28:18,831 --> 01:28:20,566 ♪ Never making ♪ 1243 01:28:20,666 --> 01:28:24,703 ♪ Be careful what you choose ♪ 1244 01:28:24,803 --> 01:28:29,824 ♪ One day the users bill will come too ♪ 1245 01:28:34,364 --> 01:28:36,348 ♪ Breaking Barbi ♪ 1246 01:28:36,448 --> 01:28:38,450 ♪ Breaking Barbi ♪ 1247 01:28:38,550 --> 01:28:40,519 ♪ Breaking Barbi ♪ 1248 01:28:40,619 --> 01:28:41,620 ♪ Breaking Barbi ♪ 1249 01:28:41,720 --> 01:28:42,720 ♪ Yo yo yo ♪ 1250 01:28:42,819 --> 01:28:44,657 ♪ Breaking Barbi ♪ 1251 01:28:44,757 --> 01:28:45,757 ♪ Breaking Barbi ♪ 1252 01:28:45,856 --> 01:28:46,856 ♪ Yo yo yo ♪ 1253 01:28:46,955 --> 01:28:48,827 ♪ Breaking Barbi ♪ 1254 01:28:48,927 --> 01:28:50,863 ♪ Breaking Barbi ♪ 1255 01:28:50,963 --> 01:28:52,731 ♪ Breaking Barbi ♪ 1256 01:28:52,831 --> 01:28:54,800 ♪ Breaking Barbi ♪ 1257 01:28:54,900 --> 01:28:56,869 ♪ Breaking Barbi ♪ 1258 01:28:56,969 --> 01:28:58,937 ♪ Breaking Barbi ♪ 1259 01:28:59,037 --> 01:29:00,939 ♪ Breaking Barbi ♪ 1260 01:29:01,039 --> 01:29:03,042 ♪ Breaking Barbi ♪ 1261 01:29:03,142 --> 01:29:05,344 ♪ Breaking Barbi ♪ 1262 01:29:05,444 --> 01:29:08,029 ♪ Breaking Barbi ♪ 1263 01:29:11,634 --> 01:29:12,634 - Whoa! 1264 01:29:13,903 --> 01:29:16,822 As if I haven't had enough, I lose my keys too. 1265 01:29:16,922 --> 01:29:19,325 What kind of freaking world is this? 1266 01:29:19,425 --> 01:29:22,610 Haven't I had enough of this world? 1267 01:29:24,647 --> 01:29:25,664 This is terrible. 1268 01:29:25,764 --> 01:29:27,014 What am I gonna do now? 1269 01:29:35,792 --> 01:29:36,809 Oh my god, grandma. 1270 01:29:36,909 --> 01:29:37,909 What are you doing here? 1271 01:29:38,008 --> 01:29:39,745 - Get in the car. 1272 01:29:39,845 --> 01:29:40,845 - Oh my god! 1273 01:29:40,944 --> 01:29:42,748 Thank you so much! 1274 01:29:42,848 --> 01:29:44,750 You have no idea what I've just been through 1275 01:29:44,850 --> 01:29:46,552 for the last two days! 1276 01:29:46,652 --> 01:29:48,569 - Well not anymore, you're okay now. 1277 01:29:48,669 --> 01:29:50,589 - Yes, thank you! 1278 01:29:50,689 --> 01:29:51,689 Yay! 1279 01:29:52,305 --> 01:29:58,375 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org86418